Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to Pink Shade. It's Thursday, so it's
Speaker 1: pop a Bravo And if you're watching on YouTube, you
Speaker 1: can see my gorgeous, gorgeous guest. It's John Hill.
Speaker 2: Hey John, Hi, thank you for having me back.
Speaker 1: Hi, my buddy.
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 1: Hey John? I'm so excited you have a new podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, listen, you inspire me. It's it's kind of
Speaker 3: a Bravo podcast. You did, you did?
Speaker 1: It's really every so often somebody comes up with the
Speaker 1: name of something and then I realize I'm just really
Speaker 1: not one of those people that is with penny or
Speaker 1: comes up with puns or can name things. The name
Speaker 1: of your show is show Pony, which is dead on perfect.
Speaker 3: You like it, I love it, I love it good.
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about it, honestly, it's an It's.
Speaker 3: A name I've been throwing around. Didn't know if it
Speaker 3: was going to be for a show or for like
Speaker 3: a book proposal. I had thought about that for a second,
Speaker 3: and then it just seemed like the right right thing
Speaker 3: to do. And I never wanted to have a Bravo podcast.
Speaker 3: I always thought that's Andy's thing. That's you know, there's
Speaker 3: so many out there. I don't really need to throw
Speaker 3: my hat in that ring. And then I thought about it,
Speaker 3: and I like interacting with Bravo people. That's our bread
Speaker 3: and butter. That's who's attention to our serious show.
Speaker 2: And I my prom said, why don't you just do
Speaker 2: a Bravo podcast?
Speaker 3: And then I thought, I am, I guess uniquely qualified
Speaker 3: to talk about Bravo. I produced a lot of Bravo shows,
Speaker 3: Project Runway, Kathy Griffin, Life on the d List, watch
Speaker 3: Rappins Live for four years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't forget about Tori and Dean, but I
Speaker 1: don't think that was That was on Oxygen okay.
Speaker 3: And then some of the you know, other Bravo shows.
Speaker 3: You can watch the intro to the to the podcast
Speaker 3: and here all about it. But then I realized that
Speaker 3: I thought, you know what, what if I go back
Speaker 3: and watch some of the vintage things because I never
Speaker 3: watched Workout and I've watched Tabitha Takes Over. I watched
Speaker 3: that later on, but yeah, I never saw Workout. So
Speaker 3: I'm starting with Workout and I'm just kind of doing
Speaker 3: like a deep.
Speaker 1: Dive Jackie Warner. Yeah, yeah, and have you found out
Speaker 1: what where she is now?
Speaker 3: What's she doing? Oh yeah, she's chiming in. Not really,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she wants us to come to she lives
Speaker 3: in Ohio. Now listen to episode three. Okay, okay, And
Speaker 3: because she's interviewed her five times, Jess Rothschild and Jackie
Speaker 3: listened to the episode or watched it on YouTube and
Speaker 3: chimed in, Rebecca has chimed in.
Speaker 2: They're all paying attention.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well that's good for you then, okay, good.
Speaker 1: I love Jess Rothschild. I haven't listened to that episode,
Speaker 1: but when I saw you, I love it well because
Speaker 1: I love her and I love you, and I saw
Speaker 1: when you had her on, I go, oh, this is
Speaker 1: a great pairing.
Speaker 3: It's great. And definitely watch that one. You know, I'm
Speaker 3: editing it all myself too. I took the opportunity to
Speaker 3: learn this stuff instead of I do another podcast and
Speaker 3: we just ship it off to an editor and then
Speaker 3: they make whatever they want out of it, like this one.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, well, and that's the way.
Speaker 2: It kind of should go.
Speaker 3: You know, there's people who there's the editors, and then
Speaker 3: there's you doing your thing and then but for this one,
Speaker 3: I was like we were off work for one week
Speaker 3: at Serious, me and Ay were off work and I
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, I don't just try to
Speaker 3: learn it myself.
Speaker 2: It wasn't I was a producer for fifteen.
Speaker 3: Years, like not for nothing, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like I do know these things, and so it really
Speaker 3: I just put a little time into it, figured it out.
Speaker 3: So like everything you hear or see, I shot myself
Speaker 3: and edited myself, so like listen, the audio can probably
Speaker 3: it needs some work, especially in the last one because
Speaker 3: I did a remote episode or not a remote episode.
Speaker 3: I did a like a field episode. I went into
Speaker 3: the field and reported it like with little mic, so
Speaker 3: it's not as polished, but I'm putting music in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going myself. It's hard to me too.
Speaker 1: It's hard sometimes that'd thing and I'll say to Inger
Speaker 1: and I go, I know, there's just like this ten
Speaker 1: seconds I want to cut out. And then I've tried
Speaker 1: to like put it in a garage band and do it,
Speaker 1: and two hours later I cannot get it, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, just do it. I'm gonna have to pay
Speaker 1: you one hundred and fifty dollars or whatever. But I
Speaker 1: tried to do it, and I can't. I can't do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to. If you have the time to
Speaker 3: just sit and just not throw your hands in the air,
Speaker 3: it finally does click.
Speaker 2: And when it clicks then it becomes easy.
Speaker 3: But I forced myself to just like sit on my
Speaker 3: hands and not move until I figured it out.
Speaker 1: Well, you also do a lot of like graphics and
Speaker 1: fun stuff for your live shows, and so at least
Speaker 1: you kind of I like, go, you know how to
Speaker 1: do it. I mean I can post on Instagram and.
Speaker 3: Put up a TikTok. Takes a while. Takes a while
Speaker 3: in this day and age. That's all you really need.
Speaker 3: That's you're doing great, sweetie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, honey, I put it. We put up a
Speaker 1: TikTok yesterday or day before from our Monday episode and
Speaker 1: something was set about one of the people on Love
Speaker 1: after lock Up and he just kind of does a
Speaker 1: lot of like slow blinking and people are like, he's
Speaker 1: like an animatronic, like one of those furbies or like
Speaker 1: the Chuck e Cheese because he has all of this
Speaker 1: like so and people were like, oh, well, he's obviously
Speaker 1: on something, some drugs or whatever. And then totally got
Speaker 1: taken down from TikTok, or they put it up with
Speaker 1: no audio.
Speaker 2: Oh because you said something about drugs.
Speaker 3: Drugs. Uh huh, that's interesting. TikTok is very sensory. I
Speaker 3: feel like on Instagram you can just say whatever. I'm
Speaker 3: seeing the craziest things on Instagram, and I see for
Speaker 3: some reason, the reels that get pushed to you, yeah,
Speaker 3: are depraved, and the.
Speaker 1: Reels that you repost. I literally wrote you recently it
Speaker 1: was like, where do you find this shit? And you're like,
Speaker 1: it just.
Speaker 2: Comes to me, It just comes.
Speaker 3: There's one and I have never reposted this, but there's
Speaker 3: there's one lady in Thailand who wears a ball gown
Speaker 3: and goes up behind elephants and catches their poop in
Speaker 3: her dress and then throws them in the air like
Speaker 3: she's so happy that there's balls of poop, elephant poop,
Speaker 3: and it's it's crazy, like a diamond tierra and a
Speaker 3: huge ball gown and just she catches the poop.
Speaker 1: And then it's not like she goes and creates art
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 3: No, No, the action of catching the poop in the
Speaker 3: ball gown is the real. And then once I watched
Speaker 3: that one, all I was getting was ladies in ball
Speaker 3: gowns and Thailand catching elephant poop.
Speaker 2: It's just crazy. What the internet is insane?
Speaker 1: Ya, Well, you know what will they think of next?
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's what we should do. Maybe we should
Speaker 3: do that for our next chapter of our lives with
Speaker 3: the tailand and catch shit.
Speaker 1: Listen. I don't want anything to do with any kind
Speaker 1: of poop, and I definitely don't want to stand behind
Speaker 1: an elephant. I feel like that's a good way to
Speaker 1: get like kicked or something trampled. Trampled. Yeah, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you're receiving that, and now that we're
Speaker 1: talking about it, I'm going to be receiving it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I I don't want it. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want anything about poop. Okay, Now this is
Speaker 1: a strange segue, But are you watching the Karen Reid trial.
Speaker 3: I was just talking to a friend of mine who
Speaker 3: went to high school with her, Okay, And.
Speaker 2: The answer for me is no.
Speaker 3: But it's on my list of things to because I've
Speaker 3: been seeing it in the news for months and I
Speaker 3: keep saying, you have to sit down and look at this.
Speaker 3: But I've been so busy with th stuff, learning how
Speaker 3: to produce podcasts exactly, and he gave me the rundown.
Speaker 3: I'm fascinated with what I the little that I know.
Speaker 3: But I haven't been watching the trial. Well.
Speaker 1: I mean when I came on with you and you
Speaker 1: heard in the background was literally watching live.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's right now, right now.
Speaker 1: It's right now. But what I do is I watch
Speaker 1: Emily D. Baker at who I met in person at bravokn.
Speaker 1: Actually she's wonderful and so she covers it live. But
Speaker 1: what she does is like she pauses and then she
Speaker 1: kind of talks about this or that or the legal
Speaker 1: or her you know, thoughts, and then she like when
Speaker 1: it comes to lunch and stuff like zoom zoom past
Speaker 1: it and kind of be live again because she's done
Speaker 1: so much pausing. It's like when you're a DBR and
Speaker 1: you can catch up right, which is nice. But you know,
Speaker 1: after I'm done with this, I'll go back to it.
Speaker 1: I'll be a couple hours behind, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: And is Nancy Grace covering it?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 2: Is it just everyone's thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know if Nancy Grace is covering it?
Speaker 3: And what do you think? Do you think that she
Speaker 3: killed him. Do you think it was an accident? The
Speaker 3: kind of the working theory is that they were drunk.
Speaker 3: It was sort of an accident. There was a fight,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't premeditated. But it's just a mess.
Speaker 1: Oh the amount of drinking, Like, I mean.
Speaker 3: That's what this guy said, he because he wow, he
Speaker 3: was saying. He was just like what they're not saying
Speaker 3: is that it's just all based on alcoholism.
Speaker 1: I mean every single person is ship faced drunk driving,
Speaker 1: every single person.
Speaker 2: He took a roadie in the car with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with a glass a glass, not even like a
Speaker 1: like not even like can I get it in a
Speaker 1: plastic up, just like a glass from the bar, pure
Speaker 1: like why blizzard conditions and just driving around, just cops
Speaker 1: driving around. There was this one cop that we found
Speaker 1: out in the last trial that had literally like left
Speaker 1: his service weapon in somebody else's private vehicle, had driven
Speaker 1: his police car drunk many times.
Speaker 3: Honey, I mean just bad.
Speaker 1: So this particular night, they were also shit faced and
Speaker 1: they were going for an after party at this house
Speaker 1: and that's when she dropped They had a fight. She
Speaker 1: dropped him off and left and they have her like
Speaker 1: logging into the wi Fi at at the home, like,
Speaker 1: so they know when she was there, when she left,
Speaker 1: because she logged into the WiFi back.
Speaker 3: At the house.
Speaker 1: It's just a matter of did she accidentally hit him
Speaker 1: and drive off, or did he go into the house,
Speaker 1: had an altercation with somebody, the dog bit.
Speaker 2: Him, stumbled into the snow and then.
Speaker 1: Fell out into the snow, or they put him out
Speaker 1: in the snow and said, and we'll just pretend like
Speaker 1: a plow hit him. Their friend, by the way, their friend.
Speaker 1: It's not an enemy, as our friends insane. So there's
Speaker 1: enough reasonable doubt in my opinion that they're In my opinion,
Speaker 1: I don't know how a jury could hear all this
Speaker 1: and be like, well, she probably still did it, because
Speaker 1: it's like or probably the dog bit him and he
Speaker 1: fell in the snow. I mean, you can't, there's no
Speaker 1: way to tell.
Speaker 2: There's a reasonable doubt.
Speaker 1: That's it's reasonable doubt.
Speaker 3: It's crazy to think that they can trace your steps
Speaker 3: and see what wi fi you logged into.
Speaker 2: You got to be everything. Yeah, I've better never commit
Speaker 2: a crime. I am screwed.
Speaker 1: If so, I'm always like, yeah, track me, I don't
Speaker 1: give I.
Speaker 3: Have no privacy. I just I don't even know my
Speaker 3: passwords to have.
Speaker 2: It's all the same. I've had the same password.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't say this out loud, but I have the
Speaker 3: same passwords that I had since college.
Speaker 1: Like I know, but now that you have to change
Speaker 1: because my credit card, WI want to just get compromised.
Speaker 1: And I had to like, yeah, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 3: That's the whole thing. I know.
Speaker 1: You don't. You need to add an extra exclamation point
Speaker 1: at the end of the beginning.
Speaker 2: Okay, just do that.
Speaker 1: Go in and just add an exclamation point in the
Speaker 1: beginning that I can do. That'll be just enough to
Speaker 1: make them quit sending you alert that say Google says
Speaker 1: you've used this password eight hundred and twenty sixths.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like your password has been discovered in a breach.
Speaker 3: And it's like, no shit, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Are the cops coming to get you right now?
Speaker 2: I do apologize. I'm in New York City.
Speaker 1: It sounds like they are coming to your door. You are,
Speaker 1: Karen Read, They're coming to get you.
Speaker 3: And that was nothing there. I was on a phone
Speaker 3: call earlier today and it just wouldn't stop.
Speaker 2: And it's right.
Speaker 3: I'm right in the heart of the West village. And yeah,
Speaker 3: for reason is just this corner is they're always here
Speaker 3: look for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're no where you are, They're looking for you.
Speaker 1: They got the helicopters out. I'm reading Graydon Carter's book
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Oh, how's that?
Speaker 1: It's really good. I mean, i'm reading it. I don't
Speaker 1: do audio books. I'm reading it, and it's really good.
Speaker 1: Now what I had just found out, I'm eighty percent
Speaker 1: through the book. Now, what I've just found out is
Speaker 1: he owns Waverley Inn, which I did not know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that either, I love I know.
Speaker 1: Now let me tell you what's fascinating about that is
Speaker 1: that I have sat next to him at Waverley Inn.
Speaker 1: Ingrid and I write a table and he was at
Speaker 1: the table next to us, which appeared to be you know,
Speaker 1: a wife and a child, you know, an adult child.
Speaker 1: And then on the booth behind was liv Tyler and
Speaker 1: her mother.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness.
Speaker 1: Now, of course you can't get your phone out to
Speaker 1: Google to take nothing. You just Ingrid and I just
Speaker 1: have to and you know Ingrid and I both very well,
Speaker 1: we have to just whisper and guess amongst ourselves. Yes,
Speaker 1: And we were just talking about how gorgeous Live Tyler
Speaker 1: is it's so dark in the Waverley End that well,
Speaker 1: everybody looks good. Everybody looks good, and the book is
Speaker 1: so great. But so what he says in the book
Speaker 1: is that he owns it, and when they first opened it,
Speaker 1: he did the seating chart every night because he would know, like,
Speaker 1: if this person comes in, they won't want to sit
Speaker 1: near this person, or we might know that this person
Speaker 1: is like famous, I want to go at the back
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you have the time to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in charge of Vanity Ferris, a pretty big deal.
Speaker 1: So then I was like, so the ninth in Ingrad
Speaker 1: and I came in, did he put himself next to
Speaker 1: Live Tyler? And then be like, whoever these randoms are
Speaker 1: that we don't know, they want to know who we
Speaker 1: are put him next to us.
Speaker 3: Or maybe he saw your name and he wanted to
Speaker 3: be close to the Pink Shade universe.
Speaker 1: You know, I am one hundred percent sure that's not
Speaker 1: the case. But we did get to look at Live
Speaker 1: Tyler all night and she does sort of glow gorgeous, incredible,
Speaker 1: And then at the end he spoke to her and
Speaker 1: was like, oh, and she's like, it's so good to
Speaker 1: see you. Yeah, great book, ten out of send recommend.
Speaker 1: I love that place too. I've been. The last time
Speaker 1: I went, I was with my son. I'd taken him
Speaker 1: to New York. We went to go and see that.
Speaker 1: This was only like two years ago to the Harry
Speaker 1: Potter thing, because I'd taken my daughter to see it too.
Speaker 3: I want to see that.
Speaker 1: It's really good, especially if you've read the books and
Speaker 1: know the story.
Speaker 3: It's good. We're not supposed to tend to leave supporting jk. Rowling,
Speaker 3: but I did. I did appreciate the books.
Speaker 1: I know that technically we're not supposed to be supporting her,
Speaker 1: but she's a good writer. I mean, what are we
Speaker 1: gonna do?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: The books are good. I love those movies too.
Speaker 1: You know, my daughter identifies as by and she still
Speaker 1: last Chick fil A.
Speaker 2: So that happen a lot of people do a lot.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you can't quit the hate chicken and.
Speaker 2: I did it not too long ago. Sometimes you need it.
Speaker 1: Oh there's that good Chick fil A bright in New York.
Speaker 1: You can just like walk right by. It's right there
Speaker 1: on that corner Time Square now you have a show
Speaker 1: on XEM so you're on every day with Andy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: five days a week in the mornings. And then you
Speaker 1: have your own show, The John Hill Show. Yes, formerly
Speaker 1: known as The News with John.
Speaker 2: Hill, formerly known as The Fields.
Speaker 1: It's formally known as The Fields. You've had, like like Prince,
Speaker 1: just keep changing.
Speaker 2: Just keep changing. So what is this is the best
Speaker 2: version of it?
Speaker 1: The John Hill Show. But you do talk about news
Speaker 1: like the Elephant Catching.
Speaker 2: Which is headline news.
Speaker 3: Yes, we do talk about news because it's live. I
Speaker 3: feel like the beauty of podcasts are that you know
Speaker 3: you have it coming up. You can research, you can watch,
Speaker 3: you can make notes, but live, whatever you have planned
Speaker 3: may change by the time you turn the radio on.
Speaker 3: So we like to just the night before. I'm looking
Speaker 3: all week and all the time, but like the night before,
Speaker 3: we really kind of solidify. Okay, here are the things
Speaker 3: that just broke. Let's put these in, and then the
Speaker 3: morning of we throw some things in there too, just
Speaker 3: to make sure it's something you want to tune into
Speaker 3: my show because you know that I'll be talking about
Speaker 3: the stuff that maybe you don't even know yet.
Speaker 1: That's very true. That's very true. Do you have anything
Speaker 1: that you're going to be discussing this week that would
Speaker 1: be something I definitely wouldn't know. Actually, I'm so immersed
Speaker 1: in Karen read that. If it's not that, then I
Speaker 1: don't know anything else.
Speaker 3: This is interesting that you asked that because Andy and
Speaker 3: I did our show and we didn't even get to news.
Speaker 3: So I can just tell you all the news. I
Speaker 3: have the stuff that we no one's ever heard yet.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll just run through the real quick. You tell
Speaker 2: me when to stop.
Speaker 3: Okay, you don't even have to. Some of this is
Speaker 3: stupid and it's just a spark conversation for Andy, Okay.
Speaker 3: Jacqueline Loriita posts a jarring video after massive facelift and
Speaker 3: next surgery saw it.
Speaker 2: Hilaria Baldwin is.
Speaker 3: Claiming that her fluctuating Spanish accent is due to a
Speaker 3: medical condition ADHD and dyslexia likely.
Speaker 1: Story, Okay, making a note to circle back continue.
Speaker 3: Weight Watchers files for bankruptcy. I think we all knew
Speaker 3: this was going to happen eventually.
Speaker 2: All rip.
Speaker 3: You know, weight Watchers really helped people because not just
Speaker 3: lose weight, but it helped people process problematic eating, compulsive eating.
Speaker 3: You know it gave them a sense of community, and
Speaker 3: I feel like that was a really nice.
Speaker 1: I love weight Watchers. I did it for years. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even just counting the points, which I know
Speaker 2: was great. But from what I.
Speaker 3: Understand, the people that went really went because they had
Speaker 3: a support system and goals.
Speaker 2: You were setting in there. You know, it's easy to
Speaker 2: go get a zempic, but the community.
Speaker 1: So But weight Watchers also added the shots into right
Speaker 1: part of it because they had to. And Oprah was
Speaker 1: like a part owner of whitewasters.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I loved White Watchers when I did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, rumors are swirling the Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez
Speaker 3: are hiring Lady Gaga and Elton John for their wedding.
Speaker 1: I mean, of course, why not Beyonce if you remember
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: Sure if you're a billionaire.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I think the blue origin thing
Speaker 3: was so stupid and it was so offensive. But if
Speaker 3: you're it's different though, because people like, oh, they shouldn't
Speaker 3: do it. It's like whatever, if they're being paid twenty
Speaker 3: million dollars, why not it's a job, like.
Speaker 1: You mean, for the astronauts, No.
Speaker 2: For Lady Gaga and Elton John.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, of course, why not.
Speaker 3: It's a job.
Speaker 2: The other one is kind of like an optional thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Did you watch Orgasm inc?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: With that was that documentary about the used to sit.
Speaker 3: In a circle.
Speaker 2: You have to watch it is, John.
Speaker 1: You know me, I'm never going to watch anything that's
Speaker 1: going to talk about sex like that. No, I'd be
Speaker 1: way too nervous.
Speaker 3: No, it's but it's true crime. It's about a cult.
Speaker 3: It's like Nexium that they started a yoga studio, and
Speaker 3: within the yoga studio they were like, oh and we'll
Speaker 3: also just like focus on the beauty of the female
Speaker 3: orgasm and how it's this energy source. And it was
Speaker 3: very like bougie, like chic, upscale, like boutique type of
Speaker 3: bullshit in San Francisco. Okay, And so that's kind of
Speaker 3: the setting of the documentary. It's not a sexy situation.
Speaker 3: It's a very upsetting one, but it's fascinating.
Speaker 2: I love any cult anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, this is a this is a new documentary,
Speaker 1: because I'm thinking of an old documentary that talked about
Speaker 1: that is the same.
Speaker 3: No, you're you're correct, it is that same old documentary,
Speaker 3: but the leaders of one Taste, which was the name
Speaker 3: of that cult, Oh Taste.
Speaker 2: I know their trial begins began today.
Speaker 1: Oh ines, somebody died?
Speaker 3: Did people die? Unclear?
Speaker 1: They were just swindlers, they were ginghawing it up.
Speaker 2: Well, they were sex traffickers.
Speaker 3: They were basically getting they were manipulating people.
Speaker 2: I'm paraphrasing. But you got to watch it. It's very good.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't want to, but I don't want to see
Speaker 1: a bunch of ladies sit around the circle and have orgasms.
Speaker 3: They don't. It's not that this guy's there too. It's
Speaker 3: it's kind of like I'm telling you, I think like it.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you know, I get you know, I'm very
Speaker 1: like clutch the pearls get nervous. So, but you think
Speaker 1: I could watch it, then I'll watch it, okay.
Speaker 2: Because it's true crime. It's not. Yeah, I think you
Speaker 2: could turn off if you don't like it.
Speaker 1: I'm riding a tree crime next to it, so it'll yeah,
Speaker 1: tice me cany continue uh.
Speaker 3: Pet Raccoon was found with a meth pipe in his mouth,
Speaker 3: found in a driver's seat during a drug bus.
Speaker 1: It's a very cute in the driver's seat.
Speaker 3: No, I know, it's cute.
Speaker 2: It's a cute little raccoon.
Speaker 3: Oh bless him a Florida suburb, and Miami Dade County
Speaker 3: is mitigating the peacock population by giving them all vast sectomies.
Speaker 1: Whose job is that? Okay?
Speaker 3: Some that ooh. Scientists have to accidentally discovered a new
Speaker 3: organ in the human body they didn't know was there.
Speaker 3: I'm not a scientist, but I compareaphrase. Basically they were
Speaker 3: doing they because of the new technology and the microscopics
Speaker 3: and the dyes they found. We basically have salivary glands
Speaker 3: kind of like at the top of our soft palette
Speaker 3: are behind the nose. Okay, does that?
Speaker 1: Does that help me in anyway?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But I mean, you know, we have some glands we
Speaker 2: didn't know we had.
Speaker 3: Okay, weird first images of Pope Francis's tomb, and I
Speaker 3: just I love the photos. I want to if I
Speaker 3: ever have enough money to buy a home, I want
Speaker 3: to give them the picture of the Pope's tomb and
Speaker 3: just be like, create this for me to live in.
Speaker 2: Maybe just in the Pope's tomb. They'll just move there.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'll have to look. I'll have to look
Speaker 1: and say.
Speaker 2: Very minimalist, chic modern sleep.
Speaker 1: It's nice, okay, rest in peace, Darling.
Speaker 3: A woman. A woman snuck a cana tuna into cabaret
Speaker 3: on Broadway and opened it and ate it in the
Speaker 3: middle of the show. And my joke for that is,
Speaker 3: it's funny that it was cabaret because Land opens a
Speaker 3: cantatuna every night in her cabaret. Let's see. A Virginia
Speaker 3: woman left traumatized after finding a snake in her margarita.
Speaker 2: At a Mexican food restaurant.
Speaker 1: Well, how big was the margarita? Then there was a
Speaker 1: whole snake in there.
Speaker 3: I think I actually did that one on my show.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it was a live snake. Are
Speaker 3: you enjoying this or should I.
Speaker 1: Stop enjoying it?
Speaker 3: After the best time, I've got plenty. A Southwest Airlines
Speaker 3: passenger allegedly stripped naked and pooped on a seat as
Speaker 3: the plane landed.
Speaker 1: John, So many bad stories. It's so many bad stories.
Speaker 3: This is just the news.
Speaker 1: You know the news.
Speaker 3: Okay, it was a Southwest flight two Shogo.
Speaker 2: Where was it coming from?
Speaker 3: Oh? From Philadelphia?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: She was a woman.
Speaker 2: She took her clothes off and emptied her Bowels on
Speaker 2: the plane.
Speaker 1: Seat well, she was having a bad trip.
Speaker 3: Southwest said, our teams are reaching out to those on
Speaker 3: board and to apologize for the situation and any delay
Speaker 3: to their travel plans.
Speaker 2: I would like more than that if I had been
Speaker 2: on the plane and seen someone take a jomp on
Speaker 2: a seat. I want a million dollars.
Speaker 1: And you gotta know was she seating Group A, Was
Speaker 1: she seating Group C? Yeah, I would like a million
Speaker 1: dollars Group P.
Speaker 3: Let's see. Oh the woman who turned herself into a
Speaker 3: cat with plastic surgery into a cat. That's kind of stupid.
Speaker 3: An Australian woman broke the Guinness Book of World Records
Speaker 3: for collecting the most minions.
Speaker 1: I know, how do you have so many of these stories?
Speaker 3: I know I enjoy, I enjoy finding I have. I
Speaker 3: am so because I used to do this, watch What
Speaker 3: Happens Live too. I have a system, and I know
Speaker 3: I don't even I can look at a huge, massive
Speaker 3: headlines and the ones that good they just kind of
Speaker 3: float out to me.
Speaker 2: Read the rest of the crap.
Speaker 1: I do want to go back to Hilario bald when
Speaker 1: if you don't mind, because I did cover that show
Speaker 1: on this podcast. And I don't mean like I talked
Speaker 1: about it briefly. I mean we did a full recap
Speaker 1: all eight episodes.
Speaker 2: Did you hate it as much as everyone else?
Speaker 3: John? I loved it. You loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I loved every a little bit. But
Speaker 1: I find I find him to be so delightful. I do.
Speaker 1: I find him delightful. I find him funny. I think
Speaker 1: she is something that's not firing on all cylinders. And
Speaker 1: I love them together because they have found they have
Speaker 1: really found their person.
Speaker 3: That's true, that is true.
Speaker 1: He just thinks everything she does is amazing and hilarious
Speaker 1: and we're looking at it like what's happening? And then finally,
Speaker 1: like towards the end, she addressed her like brand new
Speaker 1: Giant knockers, which she had not addressed the whole time.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is what's happening, right, And then
Speaker 1: towards the end she had her gay bestie come over
Speaker 1: and then sort of say like, oh, I know you're looking,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I was trying not to say anything,
Speaker 1: but she did. She did do them after the trial,
Speaker 1: so that was respectful.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you don't want to show it to a
Speaker 2: murder trial with new tits.
Speaker 1: No, no bad look. I am concerned about the oldest child, Carmen,
Speaker 1: who is eleven and does seem to be forty two.
Speaker 3: Now is that the one that has written the beauty
Speaker 3: skincare book alongside?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's its running theme, is that Carmen gets
Speaker 1: in the kitchen and she reads things, and then she
Speaker 1: makes skin masks to things and puts them on her
Speaker 1: dad and talks about how he's old. And you know,
Speaker 1: it was a running joke about like, let's try to
Speaker 1: make dad look better.
Speaker 3: Do you think they have these kids too as like moneymakers?
Speaker 3: I mean, like an eleven year old selling skincare is
Speaker 3: just insane to me.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like he said, whenever anything crazy happened
Speaker 1: in their lives, they would just have another baby.
Speaker 2: So sick they should be locked up.
Speaker 3: We don't need more babies.
Speaker 1: They after the whole murder situation, they had three more kids.
Speaker 1: After that, they only had they only had four, and
Speaker 1: then they had three more, one with the surrogate. So
Speaker 1: those two, the two three year olds, are very close
Speaker 1: in age because she had the boy being carried by
Speaker 1: a surrogate and she was carrying Nope, that's opposite Lulu
Speaker 1: was being carried by the surrogate and she was carrying
Speaker 1: Raphael Romeo. I don't know which one of the Fernando,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And the youngest baby, whose name is Elaria,
Speaker 1: came after that.
Speaker 2: It's too many. People don't need to be having that
Speaker 2: many kids.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of children. And he always refers to
Speaker 1: a seven children and then she'll go, you have eight,
Speaker 1: you have eight, like or she had they have six,
Speaker 1: and she'll she always reminds him that he does have
Speaker 1: another daughter. Her name is Ireland.
Speaker 3: God, I saw Ireland posted a TikTok. She's she's active
Speaker 3: on TikTok. I really like Ireland, She's really she.
Speaker 1: Likes Laria too. Yeah, kids, they have kids of the
Speaker 1: same age.
Speaker 3: When I watch a show like that, my problem is
Speaker 3: I need to watch it as a spectator who's just
Speaker 3: watching the craziness happened. When I watch any TV show,
Speaker 3: I always think, how would I like to inter what
Speaker 3: I like to interact with this person?
Speaker 2: And I same with like some people on the Valley.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about like Lisa Barlowe, Like they're just people
Speaker 3: who I see in TV shows where I'm like if
Speaker 3: I were in this conversation right now, I.
Speaker 2: Would they would need the police would need to come.
Speaker 3: I get. I just has such a low tolerance for
Speaker 3: ass whole behavior, and Hilaria seems like so full of
Speaker 3: it that I would have a hard time being able
Speaker 3: to fake it.
Speaker 2: I would be like, what the fuck is your problem?
Speaker 1: She did say on the show that so she had
Speaker 1: a Carmen had a British friend, and.
Speaker 2: I heard it. I heard excuse.
Speaker 1: Its British friend's sister came over who was sixteen, to
Speaker 1: do Hilaria's nails. Okay, so the sixteen year old British
Speaker 1: chick comes over doing her nails, and then she sort
Speaker 1: of goes into this conversation where you could tell, if
Speaker 1: you know anything about her, where it's going. She's leading
Speaker 1: the sixteen year old into, Hey, when you're in Great Britain,
Speaker 1: do you find your accents thicker? And when you're in
Speaker 1: America you find it's not so much?
Speaker 3: And then she goes pull the wool over my eyes.
Speaker 1: But you're not from Spain. This girl is from England.
Speaker 2: Right, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like, I produced docu soaps for so long that I
Speaker 3: know exactly what, like they organized that they control that
Speaker 3: they curated. I want someone to walk up there on
Speaker 3: the street be like, what's happening with your accent?
Speaker 1: So now you're saying she says it's because she has ADHD. Intellect,
Speaker 1: She says she talks about her ADHD just like say
Speaker 1: on the show, but she never brought up that that's
Speaker 1: the reason she has the Spanish accent for no reason.
Speaker 3: I have an ADHD diagnosis, so do I and I
Speaker 3: am speaking just fine.
Speaker 1: I took little, I took. I took the speed as
Speaker 1: a kid.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 3: And you know what, it's hard because I'm in recovery
Speaker 3: and you can't. I don't want to take riddle in
Speaker 3: our adderall especially, and so I said to my doctor.
Speaker 3: I was like, listen, I'll just leave it as is.
Speaker 3: I don't want to because my mom, to her credit,
Speaker 3: never medicated us. She and I was too old that
Speaker 3: it hadn't really like it wasn't really popular yet.
Speaker 1: Well me either, I'm older than you, and that's what
Speaker 1: they gave me. Dex adream like pure speed speed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mine, I wasn't hyperactive as a kid. I just
Speaker 3: had horrible like attention neurodiversity probably yeah, focus couldn't study,
Speaker 3: couldn't read. I co agree, but you know I could
Speaker 3: have no retur I just couldn't study. Yeah, And so
Speaker 3: I think that's why I wasn't like the other kids
Speaker 3: who were put on the speed were the ones who
Speaker 3: were bouncing off the walls kind of a lot of
Speaker 3: times in life, but.
Speaker 1: I was ever bouncing off the walls. Mom was purely for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the speed. Anyway. The point is I would skinny,
Speaker 3: and my doctor was like, I said, I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I'd rather leave it as is.
Speaker 3: I'm doing fine, but I do notice in my adult life,
Speaker 3: like it takes me days, weeks, months to do stuff
Speaker 3: that taste other people to do in afternoon to do.
Speaker 3: So we talked about it and she was like, you know,
Speaker 3: it's not that big of a deal. Like you they
Speaker 3: give adderall the children. I was like, you don't understand.
Speaker 3: If you give me a thirty days supply of adderall,
Speaker 3: it will be gone by the next morning. I will
Speaker 3: crushed it up. I would have put it everywhere. And
Speaker 3: that was just no. And she's like, okay, So she
Speaker 3: put me on one that's a nonsimilar which don't work
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but I think it does help a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the non stimulants are good for people.
Speaker 3: I'm not speaking like I'm from Madiorca.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't all of a sudden code switch to French.
Speaker 3: Right, I mean, and I'm from Texas, and I specifically
Speaker 3: don't speak like a Texan just because I've always, you know,
Speaker 3: tried to not.
Speaker 1: Do you think that Brittany of the Valley and vander
Speaker 1: Pump has been in LA for ten years and still
Speaker 1: sounds like she's from the backwoods, like she came out
Speaker 1: of ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, Like I'm
Speaker 1: from Mississippi, and I don't. I mean, I do sound Southern,
Speaker 1: but I don't sound like I did or even when
Speaker 1: I go visit, I sound so much more Southern.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I buy it, actually, because I think
Speaker 3: when you have that particular accent, it has a lot
Speaker 3: to do with how you talk to your family back home,
Speaker 3: and has a lot to do with the way you
Speaker 3: present yourself, the timing of your speech. I think it
Speaker 3: has to. It's constantly reinforced, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like if she doesn't code switch, Brittany, no.
Speaker 3: And I like, she does seem so authentic, So I
Speaker 3: kind of I really like her.
Speaker 1: Well, I like her too, I'm not. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1: It's always so interesting, Like some people, yeah, pull an
Speaker 1: accent so quickly and so easily, and other people just like.
Speaker 3: Can't get rid of it. I'm sure that if she
Speaker 3: had moved to LA with the intent of I am
Speaker 3: moving out of the South. I want to start a
Speaker 3: new life, and I want to start a career as
Speaker 3: a broadcaster, she wouldn't have the accent, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: But she ye there to continue her life. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it's about your mentality too. I think she's
Speaker 3: just kind of like I am who I am, just
Speaker 3: in a different city. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, Brittany, Well, let's talk about the Valley. Uh, Jax
Speaker 1: Jackson's behavior is pretty triggering for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure, and uh.
Speaker 1: So much of the blame and everything is your fault.
Speaker 1: And I'm in this mental health house because of you,
Speaker 1: and you're on a trip and you've in my life.
Speaker 1: And he continues on the Valley after show to talk
Speaker 1: about how he just wants somebody to check on him.
Speaker 1: He continues to talk about it on the after show.
Speaker 1: He's still talking about how all he wants is somebody
Speaker 1: to just check it in on him, and really what
Speaker 1: he wants is somebody to leave him a little note
Speaker 1: by the coffee maker that says have a good day.
Speaker 3: That's what he wants.
Speaker 2: He's still saying that.
Speaker 1: That's what he was saying on the after show. He's like,
Speaker 1: that's all I wanted from her. I just wondered to
Speaker 1: check on me. I was like, and her point this
Speaker 1: episode was, you've been in there for three days, nobody's
Speaker 1: sending you a care package. Why the fuck do you
Speaker 1: have your phone? It's a Keisha on our episode we
Speaker 1: did this week was like, what what should Brittany do?
Speaker 1: I said, if it was me, I would call the
Speaker 1: facility and said, let me speak to his counselor take
Speaker 1: his phone. He's in there for three hours and then
Speaker 1: texting you every fifteen minute.
Speaker 3: I mean, no, I've gone through this twice. I've been
Speaker 3: in treatment twice and they put you on blackout for
Speaker 3: a month, like and I remember the first time, I
Speaker 3: was like, why I need my phone and they were
Speaker 3: so right to not give it to me, and I
Speaker 3: was kissed.
Speaker 2: But I remember at the end being like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Had I had my phone on those early days, I
Speaker 3: would have done so much more damage.
Speaker 2: Nothing. I was never mean to people, but I would
Speaker 2: have been.
Speaker 3: Trying to like clean up mess or apologize to Mark,
Speaker 3: and you're not in the right frame of mind to
Speaker 3: do that shit yet. And so I totally felt the
Speaker 3: same way when she said he's going to group and
Speaker 3: then rage sexting her.
Speaker 2: Because that's that is what happens.
Speaker 3: You go, you start feeling emotions, are realizing things about yourself,
Speaker 3: and you want to blame someone else so that you Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's so it's not appropriate.
Speaker 1: Yea Jason said this week, Jason said, you know, I've
Speaker 1: been in contact with him, and he's still blaming Brittany
Speaker 1: for everything he's not. He's not to the point where
Speaker 1: you can work on himself yet. And we do know
Speaker 1: then he only stays there like a week or less
Speaker 1: or maybe two. I mean, he doesn't say very long
Speaker 1: on the first stent. He goes back later. But it
Speaker 1: is so upsetting.
Speaker 3: When I hear that, when I see him, when I
Speaker 3: hear him, I have that thing now where it is
Speaker 3: all noise until I hear the thing of oh wow,
Speaker 3: I realize now you know what I mean, Like it's
Speaker 3: very simple, but all of it is noise. That anything
Speaker 3: that has to do with her. She's a wonderful I'm
Speaker 3: sure that everyone's made mistakes, but like it's not equal.
Speaker 2: He has a problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and if he cleans it up and
Speaker 3: it is like this and you realize that she's just
Speaker 3: a horrible partner.
Speaker 2: Great, you can get a divorce, but you can't be
Speaker 2: attacking her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's it's And he keeps saying, oh, she
Speaker 1: sent neckad pectures to Julian and pictures of my child.
Speaker 1: He's putting those things together because I think in his
Speaker 1: mind he wants people to think something weird happened with
Speaker 1: the photos of the kids. Julian is in their friend group, right,
Speaker 1: and so she just maybe said some boot pictures and
Speaker 1: then maybe two days later was like, keep this picture here.
Speaker 1: I am at tea ball. Look at him and the heat.
Speaker 1: You know, this is what I'm doing. I'm watching him.
Speaker 1: So these things aren't. But he keeps saying it. I
Speaker 1: think it's his way of trying to be like, it's
Speaker 1: so weird, it's so weird. Everything she's doing is so weird.
Speaker 1: It's awful.
Speaker 3: And in real.
Speaker 1: Time he does do a little of the same behavior. Right,
Speaker 1: He'll say well she did this, that and the other,
Speaker 1: and ah, she was with Julian and I was so like,
Speaker 1: who wouldn't get that mad? But no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: the one that blew up my life. He kind of
Speaker 1: does a lot of remember she did all these terrible things, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, they were officially separated and living separately,
Speaker 1: and he was banging girls.
Speaker 3: She said.
Speaker 1: The morning she went to take him to rehab, there
Speaker 1: was literally a neggd woman, a negod woman in his bed.
Speaker 1: And she goes, but I'm in trouble because I sent
Speaker 1: a picture. You know.
Speaker 2: That is so classic though, and it didn't surprise me.
Speaker 3: When somebody doesn't want to take responsibility, they will use anything,
Speaker 3: they will do anything, and tell anybody.
Speaker 2: Under the bus, you know, I send anybody in the
Speaker 2: bus to like avoid having to accept responsibility.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Jack's especially is I think he literally was
Speaker 1: on like Doctor Drew or something this week podcast. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but it was something like that where they
Speaker 1: did like the narcissist test on him, and of course
Speaker 1: he scored one hundred. But I remember when Stossi first
Speaker 1: started her podcast, however many years ago, that was she
Speaker 1: was still she was still in vander pump roles. And
Speaker 1: so she took her microphone stuff and went and interviewed
Speaker 1: Jack Jacks and did like you know, Vogue dot com
Speaker 1: or Sassy magazine sociopath test, And she just asked Jax
Speaker 1: all the questions and he was like every single an sir.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, you're a sociopath.
Speaker 3: He was like, is that bad? You know? Yeah? I
Speaker 3: mean I would hope that if he really does put
Speaker 3: a little effort in, maybe he could change.
Speaker 2: But I mean, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think if he's a narcissistic sociopath, he's not going
Speaker 1: to change. But at least maybe he can learn to
Speaker 1: have empathy for other people or behave properly and not
Speaker 1: break the mother of your child. You know, maybe he
Speaker 1: can learn some of these proper behaviors right.
Speaker 3: And unfortunately they can't really right now because they do
Speaker 3: have a son. But like the answer for her is
Speaker 3: no contact. That's I agree, only thing that will help it,
Speaker 3: because it's it's not real. The things he's saying are
Speaker 3: not we can tell as a viewer even like she's
Speaker 3: she's being a normal person herself. Yeah, yeah, normal, he's not.
Speaker 2: And so.
Speaker 1: It's it's Yeah, it's concerning. She even said on the
Speaker 1: other nine and watch what happens live. She's like, even now, Steal,
Speaker 1: he's raised chex to me all the time. Yeah, he can't.
Speaker 1: He just can't stand it.
Speaker 3: We want someone to blame. And and and that's the thing,
Speaker 3: like if she she's allowing it by letting him contact her,
Speaker 3: but if it's like.
Speaker 2: At one point, I mean it's.
Speaker 1: Abusive, I think he they need to do the thing
Speaker 1: that a lot of people they're getting divorced do. They have,
Speaker 1: like that that mediac they have like a parent app
Speaker 1: where both sets of attorneys can see it and so
Speaker 1: anything that they're texting can come into court and anything
Speaker 1: that way, you're really and that's the only way they're
Speaker 1: allowed to contact each other is on this parent's app.
Speaker 1: That would be a good idea for this. Jesse and
Speaker 1: Michelle too, by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean she loves him and she wants
Speaker 3: him to do well, so I think she wants to
Speaker 3: give him that chance. But I don't think he deserves
Speaker 3: that chance right now. And it's like when you learn,
Speaker 3: you know, when you can behave then we can talk.
Speaker 3: But until then, you can't just reach out and beat
Speaker 3: me up over the Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Well the Jesse and Michelle thing, what are your thoughts
Speaker 1: because people feel pretty like strong, like, oh god, she's
Speaker 1: like awful whatever, And I'm like, I think that she
Speaker 1: is maybe bitchy, but she's only reacting to his sort
Speaker 1: of I don't even know. He's like like like a
Speaker 1: serial killer. Yeah, he's so like when he said to
Speaker 1: Janet on this episode when he said, you know you're
Speaker 1: you're playing a game and you're not suited for the game,
Speaker 1: right in front of her husband. He's such a dick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Janet is another one. I don't think I would
Speaker 3: enjoy being friends with her.
Speaker 1: I think I would enjoy being friends with her if
Speaker 1: she was just like funny and messy all the time.
Speaker 1: But I don't wonder her like going behind my back
Speaker 1: and stirnuphit about me.
Speaker 3: Yeah I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But if you were with her and she's being
Speaker 1: petty and funny and making jokes like she might be
Speaker 1: a good time.
Speaker 3: Now, I think I might be ahead on the Valley.
Speaker 3: What episode just aired? Because I try to Okay.
Speaker 1: They did the race cars, Oh they did they did
Speaker 1: the circle in the yard.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm of today Okay.
Speaker 1: They had the oh do you maybe you know? Do
Speaker 1: you know what it is? When the woman she's like
Speaker 1: a spiritual healer. And then she said she was a
Speaker 1: sacred photographer.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought she meant aura photographers.
Speaker 1: You know, she didn't. She said a sacred photographer, and
Speaker 1: I do not know. So we looked that up up.
Speaker 1: We looked up what is a sacred photographer? And all
Speaker 1: that comes up is like sacred photography dot com. We're
Speaker 1: a place in Springfield, Missouri that takes pictures of your family.
Speaker 1: Like nothing came up an aura photographer. I would understand.
Speaker 3: Maybe she I'm saying, maybe she meant she calls it
Speaker 3: a sacred photographer. But what she does is she takes
Speaker 3: pictures and when she you know that thing.
Speaker 2: Have you seen them?
Speaker 1: I've seen that yet, and I mean it's.
Speaker 2: It's just kind of like a color bleed in the film,
Speaker 2: but whatever, it's coming.
Speaker 1: And it tells you that your aura is purple and
Speaker 1: that means you're sad.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, yellow or green?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you've been in LA for a long time. Have
Speaker 1: you ever had that done?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: And what's your I mean.
Speaker 2: Because it's like a tarot, It's like at parties.
Speaker 3: People will have them. Yeah, I mean you get it
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, there's my aur and you get
Speaker 3: the sense that you know, oh, if we were to
Speaker 3: take this in thirty minutes, it might be.
Speaker 2: Different, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well it's like a mood ring, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I used to love a mood ring.
Speaker 3: Me too, Me too.
Speaker 1: I would have a mood necklace and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: what color is it? What color is it? Somebody tell
Speaker 1: me green? I'm so happy on the valley? Do you
Speaker 1: have thoughts on the boys chat? Are you in a
Speaker 1: chat group with thirty people, you know, swapping only fans
Speaker 1: pictures or whatever.
Speaker 3: No, it is not thirty people. It's four people. But
Speaker 3: it is like a lifeline I do.
Speaker 1: But are you saying terrible things on there?
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 3: It's jokes, you know, it's your friends, it's my friends.
Speaker 3: There is a hate thread I shouldn't give to many details.
Speaker 3: There is a hate thread from a place I used
Speaker 3: to work, okay, and it is former and current staff
Speaker 3: members of that situation, And it is a hate thread
Speaker 3: about a person we all used to work with. And
Speaker 3: it's been ten years or around there since we all
Speaker 3: encountered this person, but it is still alive and kicking
Speaker 3: to this day. So that is a hate threat, but
Speaker 3: it is pure hate, and it's just jokes of like, ew,
Speaker 3: did you see what so and so did today?
Speaker 1: It's all about Andy Cohen?
Speaker 2: Right, No, but in that universe.
Speaker 1: Okay, well now I'm going to try to figure that out.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's nobody, you know, it's just okay.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I wish you just would have said, like it's Andy
Speaker 1: and you're gonna have to cut all this out. No,
Speaker 1: that would be funny though. Okay, now, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: have I have one big I have a couple of
Speaker 1: big group chaps. But really it's like we're trying to
Speaker 1: plan like this weekend that we're going away. Who's available
Speaker 1: on these dates? Or The other one is called SABD.
Speaker 1: We've talked about it on the show before. SABD means
Speaker 1: somewhat annoying birthday dinner because a long time Ingrid who
Speaker 1: you know, we were in this group and we were saying, hey,
Speaker 1: can everybody go to dinner on whatever date? And she
Speaker 1: wrote back no, because I have to go to Blank's
Speaker 1: somewhat annoying birthday dinner? Okay, where everybody in the group
Speaker 1: who you were all young at the time, didn't have
Speaker 1: tons of money, was all like, everybody needs to give
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars because we're buying so and so like
Speaker 1: a product bag. She's like, this is this annoying birthday
Speaker 1: group I'm in where everybody's got to be rich, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to buy her a product bag. I
Speaker 1: want to buy me a product bag. Like, what are
Speaker 1: we doing right? So, sabd someone annoying birthday Dinner is
Speaker 1: the name of our group because we founded our own
Speaker 1: group where we go to birthday dinners and then it's
Speaker 1: okay if you don't like nobody's feelings or her, and
Speaker 1: nobody is allowed to bring anything.
Speaker 3: But a card.
Speaker 1: Just bring a card.
Speaker 2: Wonderful.
Speaker 1: But that group we send a lot of funny stuff
Speaker 1: on and we do. There is one particular person in
Speaker 1: our world that we might poke fun at more than others.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what they're for. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I don't understand street guys sending Well.
Speaker 2: Maybe I do.
Speaker 3: I mean gay guys all we are talking about are
Speaker 3: hawk guys. So maybe they were just talking about hot
Speaker 3: girls all the time, and I guess they are.
Speaker 1: And they're but you know, to say your wife and
Speaker 1: you're not divorced from is a prostitute, it's pretty bad.
Speaker 3: Hm. But yes, but I can see in the context
Speaker 3: of a boys chat if you're just you have to
Speaker 3: be able to vent in a safe space. Though, Like
Speaker 3: it's one thing I can, yes, if you were to
Speaker 3: be like, oh, she's a horror. I'm not saying that's great,
Speaker 3: but I can definitely see that, and like he may
Speaker 3: have needed to say that at the time and then
Speaker 3: we'll later think.
Speaker 2: She's obviously not a prostitute.
Speaker 3: She's my you know, so what thirty people I know,
Speaker 3: and he was saying it like they're like it was
Speaker 3: an actual piece of suspicion.
Speaker 1: I think he was saying it as if it was truth.
Speaker 1: I mean, you last year talked to all about the
Speaker 1: famous director that she was, he said, hooking up with.
Speaker 1: But it's that she was just trying to get business.
Speaker 1: It was Quentin Tarantino.
Speaker 3: You know what it seemed like to me though when
Speaker 3: he said this again like kind with Jack's it's just
Speaker 3: this it rereaked of he feels insecure and of course
Speaker 3: he's imagined like worst case scenario for him in his position,
Speaker 3: that she's.
Speaker 2: Got a billionaire, Like he's just voicing.
Speaker 3: His insecurity, Like I wish they would have been like,
Speaker 3: okay if.
Speaker 1: She has a full girlfriend, like what does he care?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: It just reeks of like male insecurity.
Speaker 3: Well, I think he's cute.
Speaker 2: Though, I'm sorry, I know that he's gross now I do.
Speaker 1: When he has a hat on, his hair is interesting, right,
Speaker 1: It's it's very like shaved in the back and very
Speaker 1: like swooped and wavy in the front, and then he's
Speaker 1: constantly wearing a headband to shape it in that form.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when he has a hat, I think he's cute.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, No, speaking of hair, how's your hair doing? You
Speaker 1: had you had a robotic hair transplant.
Speaker 2: I had a robotic hare transplant.
Speaker 3: As you can see, it has all fallen out, and
Speaker 3: then in July these will fill in these side balding spots.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's what happens is that they like zapped
Speaker 1: it and then it falls out and then it grows back.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is the tough phase because you get excited
Speaker 3: because you see your new hairline for two weeks and
Speaker 3: then it all falls out and starts a site a
Speaker 3: brand new cycle of growth.
Speaker 2: With the new implanet hair in there, but that takes
Speaker 2: three months.
Speaker 3: It takes a long year, so around middle of the
Speaker 3: summer these will start to grow in. Okay, yeah, thank
Speaker 3: you for asking.
Speaker 1: Did they take hair from the back and stick it
Speaker 1: in the front?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How bad did it hurt? Because my God told you.
Speaker 1: My cousin had it done. He said it was the
Speaker 1: worst pain he's ever had in his life.
Speaker 3: When did he have it done?
Speaker 1: Oh well, like fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 2: So now they used to like rip out a session
Speaker 2: of your cranium.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then put it. Now they the
Speaker 3: robot takes out every single follicle, one by one from
Speaker 3: random places in the back. Okay.
Speaker 2: The back was healed within a week because it's just
Speaker 2: it's going in and taking little hairs out one by one.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's poking holes in your Head's not that great,
Speaker 3: and then you put some in here so they don't
Speaker 3: have to rip out a whole thing.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the best, to be honest, it was.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound great, but it was fine.
Speaker 3: It was okay.
Speaker 2: It was six hours, was the problem.
Speaker 1: I didn't want Yeah like that, and you're just do
Speaker 1: they have your head strapped to something so that the
Speaker 1: robot could get at you and you wouldn't like move
Speaker 1: your head.
Speaker 3: I wasn't strapped, but I was just laying face down,
Speaker 3: like as if in a massage table, which I that
Speaker 3: was the hard part is I couldn't breathe, and I
Speaker 3: was like, what I'm saying, By the way, I have
Speaker 3: nothing but.
Speaker 2: Good things to say about this company. You should all go.
Speaker 1: Get money from the way.
Speaker 2: I have a question.
Speaker 1: If you're laying slide down on your face, then how
Speaker 1: are they getting it up here by the.
Speaker 3: Top of your head. They do the back first, they.
Speaker 1: Fit you out the step in the back.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, they flip you over, and then they put
Speaker 3: them in the front in a robot a robot. But
Speaker 3: the interesting thing is I wanted them to give me
Speaker 3: a normal looking hair.
Speaker 2: I didn't want it to look like a straight across
Speaker 2: with yeah.
Speaker 3: Right. So a surgeon came in and kind of placed
Speaker 3: them like a natural where my natural hair always has been.
Speaker 2: And then the robot comes in and like puts the
Speaker 2: rest in.
Speaker 3: And then both times taking out and putting it in
Speaker 3: these like it's like.
Speaker 1: A robotic arm that's coming in.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, And there's.
Speaker 3: A person operating the you know, monitoring it, and then
Speaker 3: these like a team of like small ladies with tiny
Speaker 3: little hands come in and they manually put the hair
Speaker 3: into the holes that the robot has just dug. That
Speaker 3: was what I wasn't expressing. It's like, you know, can
Speaker 3: you write your name on a grain of rice? At
Speaker 3: six Flags? I was like, what are you guys doing?
Speaker 3: And they're all just they're going so fast, like putting
Speaker 3: it in, and I was like, what is happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, John, Wow. Okay, well, so we're
Speaker 1: going to check back in in July and check out
Speaker 1: that check out that grow and.
Speaker 3: Curly and luxurious. I doubt it will, but it'll be something.
Speaker 1: Did you have to shave your whole head for this?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you hated that, but it's starting to come
Speaker 1: and you keep your hair pretty short anyway.
Speaker 2: It was right after I saw you in DC.
Speaker 3: I think I left.
Speaker 2: I think after that show.
Speaker 1: I think, so.
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: What's your next live show?
Speaker 3: May twenty third in New York City? And then I'm
Speaker 3: not doing them for a while. I'm writing a new
Speaker 3: show which is going to be a whole new endeavor.
Speaker 3: I've decided it's been two years of doing this show,
Speaker 3: and it's always kind of changing, and I just wanted to,
Speaker 3: you know, two years ago I started getting up just
Speaker 3: to kind of see what sort of stuff that I
Speaker 3: like performing, what sort of stuff do audiences want to
Speaker 3: hear from me? And to reach some people. And as
Speaker 3: you saw in DC, it was like thirty people. So
Speaker 3: I'm just taking a little bit of a break in
Speaker 3: writing a new show and kind.
Speaker 1: Of okay, yeah, well but you're doing it at the
Speaker 1: green Room.
Speaker 2: Green Room, and that'll still be kind of like my
Speaker 2: regular show. There'll be the last one for a while,
Speaker 2: the twenty third green Room, forty two, New York City.
Speaker 2: Please come tell your friends. You can also my live
Speaker 2: stream link you can.
Speaker 1: Oh where live stream. And then also I think personally
Speaker 1: this is a business meeting. Now, I think you should
Speaker 1: do a show at Bravocon again in November.
Speaker 3: I think now that I have done it once and
Speaker 3: I have a kind of a good idea of what
Speaker 3: it is, I think.
Speaker 2: I could and would.
Speaker 3: I think I could be more involved there, and I
Speaker 3: think I would do a different kind of show. I
Speaker 3: think I think I would just do like my you know,
Speaker 3: random Broadway cabaret type of situation. I think I would do.
Speaker 2: More of an event or like a live podcasts.
Speaker 3: You know, so yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, skits and stunts
Speaker 3: and stuff.
Speaker 1: Amy Phillips is currently also like looking for a place
Speaker 1: to do or show. She doesn't want to do it
Speaker 1: in that terrible place. Do you guys are that last time?
Speaker 3: That place was fine, but it just was far. It
Speaker 3: was just on skid row kind of really.
Speaker 2: I didn't like the area.
Speaker 1: It was like above an Arby's or something.
Speaker 3: I was above a Dick's last resort and behind Denny Denny's.
Speaker 1: It wasn't great. But she's looking for a place to
Speaker 1: We're looking to do like a like a bunkie meet
Speaker 1: up while we're there, maybe with with Ryan Bailey, looking
Speaker 1: to do something. All that's TBD, guys, We'll.
Speaker 2: Do a show Pony show and to talk about workout.
Speaker 1: Yeah. By then you'll have moved on from workout.
Speaker 3: I want to do work out. I want to do Tabitha. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and this is not Bravo, but I really want to
Speaker 3: at some point for Show Pony, I want to go
Speaker 3: back and do the Anna Na Coole show.
Speaker 1: Wow. All right, then let's really quickly talk about Love Hotel.
Speaker 1: You and I were texting about it last night. On
Speaker 1: this episode, Nick, okay, Nick the crypto guy. Immediately I
Speaker 1: didn't like him because ear piercing up here for no reason.
Speaker 3: This is episode two you're talking about, right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: and have you seen episode three yet? No?
Speaker 1: I don't get screens for shit, John.
Speaker 3: Episode you're I want to talk about episode three when
Speaker 3: you see it?
Speaker 1: Okay, can you give us a hint?
Speaker 3: Okay? Awkward?
Speaker 2: Awkward Shannon the door, That's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: I know, bless her.
Speaker 3: This is episode two.
Speaker 1: So Nick has a random ear piercing up here, yes,
Speaker 1: and he's a crypto bro crypto discussion.
Speaker 3: He's like, you have to just get one Bitcoin for
Speaker 3: your children to make sure they can, you know, survive
Speaker 3: in this world. And I literally really still don't think
Speaker 3: cryptos real a real thing.
Speaker 1: I don't either, And I was like, Okay, so she
Speaker 1: thinks he's cool or whatever, but then she's really into
Speaker 1: that guy Juile, so she picks him later now for
Speaker 1: some reason, Ralph on this episode the sounds system specialists
Speaker 1: from Nashville that has children that are ten and eleven.
Speaker 1: Yet he's sixty one. He is people are like digging
Speaker 1: him this episode. Yeah, I'd like to know who he
Speaker 1: worked for, because he said he like toured with a
Speaker 1: lot of bands. I'd like to know. I need actually
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 2: Need iybe we could find that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, could I put you on that task?
Speaker 2: Yes, but I didn't do the task you told me
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 1: You didn't have you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wanted me to ask into a question, and
Speaker 3: I'm happy. I'm fine to ask it. But I know
Speaker 3: that he would be like, why are you asking me this?
Speaker 3: I know he would laugh.
Speaker 1: He would just be like, because we were on the
Speaker 1: airplane with the Secret Service guys and the one guy
Speaker 1: was in business class with us, and the other guy
Speaker 1: came from UH Economy plus. But when they did ding,
Speaker 1: he jumped up and pushed himself into business class, almost
Speaker 1: knocktting my husband over, who had stood up to get
Speaker 1: his bag, and he said, excuse me, I have to
Speaker 1: get up here, and he kind of point. You could
Speaker 1: see his earpiece. You know where we're from that we
Speaker 1: know what the Secret services look like.
Speaker 3: So someone who has Secret Service persc was at sphere
Speaker 3: seem grateful.
Speaker 1: Dead right, And they were obviously sitting up where we were,
Speaker 1: one of the rows ahead of us. That we didn't
Speaker 1: see back and forth to the bathroom. Most congressman or
Speaker 1: people in leadership, my husband will recognize. So it was
Speaker 1: nobody that. So I said, well, maybe it was like
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi because I know she and her husband are
Speaker 1: dead has and Dave said, she's not in leadership. She
Speaker 1: doesn't have she doesn't have protection anymore, so she wouldn't
Speaker 1: have Capitol Hill police or anybody like that.
Speaker 3: When he brings up Sphere next, I will ask him that.
Speaker 1: The person was in the box with Paul McCartney.
Speaker 3: If I asked him that, he'd be like, he wouldn't
Speaker 3: even want to. When he has spear, I'll.
Speaker 1: Ask him he has to ask Paul McCartney what DC
Speaker 1: person was in the box with you.
Speaker 2: He is not gonna get.
Speaker 1: But he might. But he might not, but he might
Speaker 1: he might know.
Speaker 2: But he's going to be like, I'm not asking Paul
Speaker 2: McCartney shi for you, but he might know. He might know.
Speaker 1: So you did fail at that mission.
Speaker 2: I'm admit it.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can find out what band Ralph.
Speaker 2: Used to work for.
Speaker 1: Okay, Shannon sticks it out with Earl the Pearl. Leave
Speaker 1: it to Shannon Devout to find the least desirable man
Speaker 1: on the truck. I don't, and it gets go sideways
Speaker 1: next week, is what you're telling me.
Speaker 3: With Earl, I don't want to say anything, but.
Speaker 1: It does go it looks like it goes sideways with him.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say anything. I don't want to
Speaker 2: spoil anything. I don't even know if it goes sideways.
Speaker 3: But kind of yeah, a little bit, but not in
Speaker 3: a way. That's just you mentioned triggering for you to
Speaker 3: watch the Jackson Brittany thing. It was triggering for me
Speaker 3: to watch this moment.
Speaker 1: God, Okay. Giselle likes Jay because, like on paper, she
Speaker 1: thinks he looks like the kind of guy and he's
Speaker 1: the kind of guy she normally dates. But she was
Speaker 1: very interested in Philip because he said he had two houses,
Speaker 1: one of bel Air and had a house manager. Right,
Speaker 1: do you think Philip is full of shit? Or do
Speaker 1: you think that Philip lives in bel Air and has
Speaker 1: a house manager?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Or was he trying to one up? Was he trying
Speaker 1: to one up lu Ayne? Who was trying to one
Speaker 1: up everybody at all times?
Speaker 3: I mean, he might live in bel Air, he looks
Speaker 3: like he has a lot of like money, he's put
Speaker 3: a lot of money into his face work.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And she said he she likes the way
Speaker 1: he dressed. I haven't seen him in anything but a
Speaker 1: tank top, but she said she liked the way he dressed.
Speaker 3: Well, how house manager can also just mean your assistant,
Speaker 3: your assistant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Okay. Now leu Ayne sort of likes Mark.
Speaker 1: He's the New York City guy that I had. Megan
Speaker 1: wea were on last week and she said she had
Speaker 1: followed Mark for a long time. She knew exactly who
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 2: I miss Megan.
Speaker 1: She's so great, and so she doesn't watch What Happens
Speaker 1: Live this week guys. So lew Anne likes Mark, and
Speaker 1: it was very interesting that Megan said she followed him.
Speaker 1: I go, why is he like a male model or
Speaker 1: something I didn't know about? She says no, because he
Speaker 1: designed these beautiful buildings and things in New York. She's
Speaker 1: a designer. She's like, I followed him for years. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe when he shut up on the screen.
Speaker 3: Love Hotel, Love Hotel.
Speaker 1: Now she thinks Mark is too much like the guy
Speaker 1: she dates in New York that's a player. So she
Speaker 1: tries to move in on Ralph the Nashville guy, but
Speaker 1: Jerry is very into her. When I was writing these
Speaker 1: notes to talk to you, I wrote, Jerry looks so
Speaker 1: much like somebody, and by writing it out, it came
Speaker 1: to me who it is?
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't picture it?
Speaker 1: But do you don't think that like Jerry gives that
Speaker 1: vibe of God. God, he looks like somebody a little bit.
Speaker 3: I can't picture his face right now. What is it?
Speaker 1: If you want to google him just to get it
Speaker 1: in your mind what he looks like. Yeah, Jerry g
Speaker 1: E R R O. I love Hotel. He he is
Speaker 1: the surfer who lives He's a retired carpenter who lives
Speaker 1: in Rico.
Speaker 3: Jerry hold on.
Speaker 2: So the who's the other one, the other kind of
Speaker 2: silver fox?
Speaker 1: Well, there's Mark from New York that's very good looking.
Speaker 3: Okay, this guy Jerry.
Speaker 1: Jerry is the surfer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, he looks hot, but I can't figure out
Speaker 3: who he looks like.
Speaker 1: His mannerisms and on the show, because he was the
Speaker 1: one that got mad because Ralph was like moving in
Speaker 1: on Leu Anne or whatever. Jerry, if you watch his
Speaker 1: mannerisms and whatnot, looks so much more hair than but
Speaker 1: looks like the guy that plays Gary on White Lotus,
Speaker 1: the guy who was Jennifer Coolige's ex husband that came
Speaker 1: on this season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking this photo right here, especially that I'm
Speaker 3: looking at Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
Speaker 1: As I was typing it out, I was like because
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna ask John and maybe he
Speaker 1: can put it together. And I was like, it came
Speaker 1: to me, it's the guy. Notice that actor.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. They're handsome. He's handsome. Some of all the.
Speaker 1: Guys are, okay, I mean Earl not so much. But
Speaker 1: let's say if there's anybody else we could talk about
Speaker 1: from these guys. No, I think we covered them all.
Speaker 1: None of them are geographically correct for the.
Speaker 3: People, right.
Speaker 1: I mean Jay is in Boston and Gizella is here
Speaker 1: in the DC area, So that is about a four
Speaker 1: hour train ride. Yeah, I mean it's not great.
Speaker 2: Four hours to Boston from there.
Speaker 1: Well, I just added on because it's about three on
Speaker 1: the sell it to New York. It is Boston just
Speaker 1: another hour? Is it just way further?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think you're right. I thought it was way further.
Speaker 1: But who knows geography above the Virginia I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's up there, it's you know, I can get to
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 2: I'm always surprised by how far Boston is.
Speaker 3: Actually.
Speaker 2: I think it's so close, but it's not that close.
Speaker 1: So when you're leaving DC, so you do on the
Speaker 1: train and you go through the Delawares and the and
Speaker 1: the Philly maybe, and then you go to New York.
Speaker 1: And so what you're saying is, I'm thinking Boston's another hour,
Speaker 1: but it's probably like three.
Speaker 3: Because I think it's like three and a half from
Speaker 3: New York to get to Boston.
Speaker 1: Oh then it's six hours. Oh no, then you gotta
Speaker 1: fly six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I have flown before and it's like an
Speaker 3: hour forty five minute flight.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, no, So all right, So no, she can't
Speaker 1: date down.
Speaker 2: That's too far.
Speaker 1: A little too far, that's too far. No, But none
Speaker 1: of these people are going to end up together, so
Speaker 1: it really doesn't matter. But I do think the show
Speaker 1: is way better than I thought it was going to be,
Speaker 1: and I think it's mostly because leu Anne is so
Speaker 1: full of herself.
Speaker 3: But she's so great though, and especially with episode three,
Speaker 3: I have something to say specifically about that.
Speaker 2: With episode three, there's something that happens that is so awkward.
Speaker 3: And I kept thinking if it were Luann that this
Speaker 3: happened to, she would find a way to disarm, to
Speaker 3: make it into a joke. Like, even though she's full
Speaker 3: of herself, she is very good at keeping the energy upbeat, yeah,
Speaker 3: meting things. She's not trying to be a buzzkill for anybody.
Speaker 3: She is trying just to like have a good time.
Speaker 3: And I think there's something really valuable at that. Like
Speaker 3: she's one of those.
Speaker 2: People they say, you want the middle at your dinner table.
Speaker 3: You want the who's going to sit in the middle
Speaker 3: so they could talk to everyone and have somebody to say,
Speaker 3: be a good conversation. That's the other I don't know,
Speaker 3: like and Giselle to a little bit, But really Luanne
Speaker 3: is an entertainer and she's she is full of herself,
Speaker 3: but like she's also a real housewife.
Speaker 2: She's on TV and that's kind of her job.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you think on this next episode something happens
Speaker 1: with Shannon, you think she's being like a good girlfriend
Speaker 1: of Shannon.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she's been a good girlfriend of Shannon and
Speaker 3: they're not connected in this thing that happens. But I
Speaker 3: just kept thinking, like, is it, Shannon, is it like
Speaker 3: the type of it's how you react to things? As
Speaker 3: we talk about the time, like how do you respond
Speaker 3: to things in your real life? Is just kind of
Speaker 3: like you can go through life easier if you respond
Speaker 3: you don't take things so personally that type of like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Through self help, like you can choose to be a
Speaker 3: victim where you can choose to just be like, ah,
Speaker 3: fuck this, you know, and she does.
Speaker 2: Okay, We'll see.
Speaker 1: Well you're saying that, because now that I'm thinking about it,
Speaker 1: I would say Giselle and Ashley are also kind of
Speaker 1: upbeat people. They are, And now that I'm thinking about it,
Speaker 1: Shannon probably she wants to be an upbeat person. She's whazy,
Speaker 1: she's wacky, she's you know.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you guys see episode three.
Speaker 1: Do you have thoughts because we talked you and I
Speaker 1: have talked quite a bit about like addiction and things
Speaker 1: on our television, do you have thoughts about Shannon and Luayanne,
Speaker 1: you know, Karen Huger and with the list goes on
Speaker 1: and on, but these are two people that have been
Speaker 1: in quite a bit of trouble for their drinking legally
Speaker 1: and are still drinking on camera.
Speaker 3: Thoughts.
Speaker 2: I just think with Shannon.
Speaker 3: I remember I remember early on, like when it first
Speaker 3: happened to Shannon, Jeff Ronan has shown it. He's like, well,
Speaker 3: I know, Shannon, she's not an alcoholic. And it just
Speaker 3: made me wonder about how we understood the concept of
Speaker 3: an alcoholic is, so what does that mean to normal people?
Speaker 3: Like I don't know how to say what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: but like I think, when you're on TV and something
Speaker 3: like this happens to you, your first instinct is to
Speaker 3: do damage control and crisis pr But in real life
Speaker 3: what happens is you say, you kind of have to
Speaker 3: get really honest about how you're going to live your
Speaker 3: life tomorrow. Like you don't, You don't really have to
Speaker 3: worry about what the blog's going to say about me tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wonder sometimes if the public stuff gets in the
Speaker 3: way of the actual help they might need.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's helping Shannon.
Speaker 3: Long before Shannon had the DUI, I remember see the
Speaker 3: first season she was on in OC and I was like,
Speaker 3: the way she's talking about vodka, the way she's talking
Speaker 3: about the alcohol is someone who has a relationship to
Speaker 3: alcohol that is problematic it's not healthy. And then ten
Speaker 3: years later d ui, so it's not shocking. And then
Speaker 3: but it's up to her if she would like to change.
Speaker 1: They did all those flashes on the last reunion of
Speaker 1: every single reunion, them talking about her drinking. Yeah, every
Speaker 1: reunion there have been a conversation about it.
Speaker 3: You never want to it's it's everyone. It's everyone's own business.
Speaker 3: So that's the thing if and it's a journey. It
Speaker 3: may take her thirty years to figure The thing is
Speaker 3: she complains about things in her life. The frustrating thing
Speaker 3: is she complains about how things are. She wants this,
Speaker 3: she doesn't have this, she wants this. And the irony
Speaker 3: is if she would just make the one change of
Speaker 3: her habits with alcohol, yeah, all of those problems would
Speaker 3: get better. Yeah, all of them with no effort. You
Speaker 3: just but yeah, it's the one thing people don't want
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: Even though that's the one thing that I want to change,
Speaker 1: right Interesting, I have so more.
Speaker 2: Sympathy for it. I get it. It's a journey and
Speaker 2: it's a process. And you know, if she can.
Speaker 3: Safely drink one tequila a night until you know, I
Speaker 3: just don't want anything bad to happen again, which would
Speaker 3: then make her go, oh, well this time is really.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And you know, I think
Speaker 1: the issue, in my opinion with Luanne is she kind
Speaker 1: of you know, up and down and drank and then
Speaker 1: didn't and obviously had a legal problem, and then she
Speaker 1: was like on camera like, no whatever, realized is an
Speaker 1: alcoholica can't drink anymore. I've created this fose darling, she
Speaker 1: created a whole U drink around it, and now she's
Speaker 1: drinking on camera again because now she says she can't.
Speaker 1: So it's sort of like, what does that tell people
Speaker 1: that if you just waited out two years then you
Speaker 1: can drink again. I think sometimes.
Speaker 3: Rich people have a harder time getting sober because they
Speaker 3: don't they can kind of buy their way out of
Speaker 3: consequences sometimes, and I think that might be I know, Luanne,
Speaker 3: I love Luanne, and I think there are some people
Speaker 3: who they realize, oh I cannot drink, It's bad for
Speaker 3: my life, and they never go back to it, and
Speaker 3: then some people.
Speaker 2: Love it too much. I think she might just love
Speaker 2: booze too much.
Speaker 3: Like there are people like and I never was a
Speaker 3: big boozer, yeah, you know, and I don't like the taste,
Speaker 3: but like I can, I can only imagine if that
Speaker 3: it's your number one, Like love in life, it must
Speaker 3: be so hard. Like yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Being a housewife, everyone's drinking wine all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but you know there are plenty of housewives.
Speaker 1: Not plenty, that's the exaggeration. There are several housewives that
Speaker 1: don't drink, haven't ever had, you know, drinks like you
Speaker 1: barely ever see Dlauris have drinks like Marcat Joseph doesn't
Speaker 1: drink at all. You know, you think about that. There
Speaker 1: are many of them that are able to navigate these shows,
Speaker 1: like Kyle doesn't drink anymore and just have fun and
Speaker 1: be like normal regular and don't have to drink. Like
Speaker 1: many people in the world go through the world not
Speaker 1: drinking at all. But I think on this show, if
Speaker 1: you believe Liam McSweeney, they're they're they're they're pressure not
Speaker 1: pressured to do it. I think it's also it's sometimes
Speaker 1: like Okay, I gotta go, I gotta be funny, I
Speaker 1: gotta actually confront this person. I have a couple of drinks.
Speaker 1: I might help. Hey, I get it, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks might help me.
Speaker 2: Say later, Oh, I was drinking. I don't know really
Speaker 2: what I said, but like.
Speaker 1: It's like Zach on the Valley. It was like I
Speaker 1: was black out. I have no idea what I said.
Speaker 1: Brittany said, I said that, but I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 3: I said.
Speaker 1: I hope somebody has a miscarrious. That's terrible, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the thing about Shannon, it just.
Speaker 3: I just think if she did stop, if she were
Speaker 3: to stop drinking, she's like, ditch it for a while.
Speaker 2: I think all the things that she's complaining about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta say too, she looks great. She looks great.
Speaker 3: How old is she sixty? Sixty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, looks great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks great. I mean, I know she's had
Speaker 1: face work done, but you know who amongst Yeah, listen
Speaker 1: to at lave what she's having. All right, John, So
Speaker 1: let's talk about you and what you're doing. So you've
Speaker 1: got show Pony that's a must less than everybody, that's
Speaker 1: a podcast. It's a great name. And he's talking about
Speaker 1: Jackie Warner's workout and what year did this show come out?
Speaker 2: Two thousand and six?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I watched all of it, and I was
Speaker 1: trying to think wise because I had had two little
Speaker 1: babies at home, so yeah, I was watching.
Speaker 3: If you don't have a lot of time, just just
Speaker 3: go to episode three and watch it on YouTube because
Speaker 3: I took the time to put photos in there and
Speaker 3: things like that, and.
Speaker 1: You okay, yeah, okay. It's a podcast podcast on all
Speaker 1: your podcast feeds. And then also it's a like a
Speaker 1: YouTube show, and you.
Speaker 3: Can subscribe to the Patreon if you really want to support.
Speaker 1: What's happening on Patreon, tell me.
Speaker 2: Patreon has a bunch of different tiers.
Speaker 3: There's a five dollars ten dollars and just kind of,
Speaker 3: you know, support the show because it does cost some
Speaker 3: money to make it does yeah, And then there's a
Speaker 3: nineteen dollar tier for people who want to see like
Speaker 3: my vpl and slutty photos.
Speaker 2: Not naked but sluty. And then there's like one hundred and.
Speaker 3: Fifty dollars tier if you want to be mentioned as
Speaker 3: a producer on the show, and then one thousand dollar
Speaker 3: tier if you really just can have whatever you want.
Speaker 1: They can have sex with you for a thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: Like Michelle on The Bounce.
Speaker 2: I think sex, but I mean at this point, maybe
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: So for one hundred and fifty dollars, people are going
Speaker 1: to get pictures like I have a view on my
Speaker 1: wall right now.
Speaker 2: No, it's only the nineteen dollar one.
Speaker 1: Okay, nineteen dollars you're getting like photos of provider calendar, yes.
Speaker 3: All those slutty photos. Yes, but then fifty dollars and
Speaker 3: then one fifty those are more. Just like you get
Speaker 3: your name read in the credits of show Pony, you
Speaker 3: get to weigh in on what you'd like to see.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what oh no, oh my god.
Speaker 1: She show me. I'm showing it. This is this is
Speaker 1: for May. Now. Last month I had to get two
Speaker 1: stickers out last month there.
Speaker 2: Were two Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Bullg just showing that I was uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Listen, I sell those over the holidays.
Speaker 3: As you should.
Speaker 1: They're a wonderful holiday present.
Speaker 2: Christmas gifts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gave.
Speaker 1: I give one to Ingrid the last two years.
Speaker 3: I love you guys.
Speaker 1: Well, I did go on TikTok and do a review
Speaker 1: of your calendar.
Speaker 3: I saw that. I did not repost it because I
Speaker 3: didn't want to punished anymore.
Speaker 1: Is but listen, here's what I say. Here's what I say. John,
Speaker 1: You're a gorgeous person. You have an incredible body, and
Speaker 1: it may not last forever, so I think that you
Speaker 1: should show it as much as you can.
Speaker 2: Agree.
Speaker 3: Also, I was high on drugs for fifteen eighteen years
Speaker 3: and I never took my shirt up and I never
Speaker 3: looked good and so really no before I looked okay,
Speaker 3: but I was young. But then when I got sober,
Speaker 3: I turned I was forty three, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I want to take my tits out for a minute. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think you should. I think you should. I think
Speaker 3: you should.
Speaker 1: I did see a picture of you and Andy from
Speaker 1: back in the day. I don't know if you posted
Speaker 1: or he posted, and you talked about it on the show.
Speaker 1: You were covered in like gold.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah that was during like the Broadway days. But
Speaker 3: I was a dancer and I had I was I
Speaker 3: was pretty snatched back then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you look very fit, but like like like thin
Speaker 1: and like twenty three. Yeah, oh cheese.
Speaker 3: How old was Andy?
Speaker 2: Thirty three? Thirty two?
Speaker 1: He's so he's nine years older. Okay, Well that's not so,
Speaker 1: that's not so scandalous.
Speaker 3: No, maybe I was.
Speaker 2: Twenty four when we met and he was thirty three.
Speaker 2: I think that was it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you looked a good at that iteration too,
Speaker 1: but now you're just like buff with a twelve pack
Speaker 1: and wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I'm going to go to the gym
Speaker 3: right now so I can make a calendar for next year.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, so join John Hill's like nineteen dollars
Speaker 1: level and he'll show you some pictures of his growing.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: I want to be.
Speaker 3: Honest about it, because I don't want the lovely, wholesome
Speaker 3: people who like the content and the comedy and the
Speaker 3: hilariousness of my podcast to be shocked by seeing VPL.
Speaker 2: But there are a lot of people who do want.
Speaker 3: To see it, so they have the option of doing
Speaker 3: the nineteen dollars year and then for the rest they
Speaker 3: don't have to see that if they don't join that one.
Speaker 2: And I clearly market you.
Speaker 1: Market Okay, Well, I would like to just get some
Speaker 1: hilarious content, So I'm going to go to what you
Speaker 1: say about five and ten? Is that what they're doing
Speaker 1: five and.
Speaker 2: Ten is great?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Or the thousand, you know, it's up to you.
Speaker 1: Listen. You know, I love you a lot.
Speaker 3: One thousand dollars a month is not a lot of money.
Speaker 3: For some people like Lauren Santez, she's a thousand dollars
Speaker 3: to your remember bezos O brah not anymore.
Speaker 1: She just lost weight watchers anymore she can afford. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, John, You're so funny. Everybody, go and listen
Speaker 1: to Showpney and subscribe on YouTube. And then John has
Speaker 1: the John Hill Show. It's on Thursdays or.
Speaker 2: Tuesdays Tuesdays at eleven a m.
Speaker 1: Eastern and then every day on Andy Coin Andy Coin
Speaker 1: Live and the cops are after you again, so time
Speaker 1: to get and you can.
Speaker 3: Also listen to the highlights of me and Andy. If
Speaker 3: you don't have a serious subscription, you can listen to
Speaker 3: our show. I think put it together as a podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh Yeahaddy, and they put that out on Spotify. You
Speaker 3: should listen to that. It's because you don't have to
Speaker 3: listen to the show the whole week long. I think
Speaker 3: there are some people who don't even know that it's
Speaker 3: from a live radio show. They think it's just a
Speaker 3: podcast put out every week.
Speaker 1: I usually listen every day. I have missed a lot
Speaker 1: because you when you're off for a week. It also
Speaker 1: then throws me off my pattern of listening. But right
Speaker 1: now I'm very busy solving the Karen Read case, so
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I'll let you get back to that. I
Speaker 3: will catch up on that and then talk to me
Speaker 3: after you see Love Hotel episode three.
Speaker 1: I'm concerned.
Speaker 3: It's just interesting that has all Okay, Bye John, Bye
Speaker 3: m