WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.399 --> 00:00:03.200 The Jesse Kelly Show. 2 00:00:03.520 --> 00:00:07.799 Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday, 3 00:00:07.879 --> 00:00:10.240 we'll talk about pettiness and politics. 4 00:00:10.800 --> 00:00:12.359 I think we're gonna get Greenland. 5 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:18.160 We'll talk about that, seizing oil tankers, emails, the GOP 6 00:00:18.480 --> 00:00:22.039 is not divided, all that and so much more coming 7 00:00:22.120 --> 00:00:24.960 up in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 8 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:27.640 I have to play it for you again because it's 9 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:28.640 just too perfect. 10 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:30.120 Last night. 11 00:00:30.640 --> 00:00:32.320 We're gonna move on to some emails in a moment, 12 00:00:32.359 --> 00:00:35.240 but last night, in fact, we'll talk pettiness in politics first. 13 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:39.280 But last night we were talking about this, this relationship 14 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:43.840 that the criminal enterprise that is a Democrat empire, and 15 00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:48.640 what that empire, what that communist run empire, communist run revolution, 16 00:00:49.079 --> 00:00:52.039 what it does? Why this interest? Why would the Biden 17 00:00:52.039 --> 00:00:55.119 administration bring in twenty million foreigners. There's a lot of 18 00:00:55.119 --> 00:00:59.640 different aspects to Democrats not being nearly as popular as 19 00:00:59.679 --> 00:01:02.799 they here to be, But one of the main things 20 00:01:03.079 --> 00:01:08.680 is the foreigners. Because, as we have discussed before, these 21 00:01:08.799 --> 00:01:13.439 foreigners from other cultures that suck. They vote on the 22 00:01:13.519 --> 00:01:18.879 two teas, tribal and transactional. It's as simple for them. 23 00:01:19.799 --> 00:01:22.719 I'm going to keep stealing everything I can get my 24 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:25.480 dirty hands on you Democrats. 25 00:01:25.959 --> 00:01:27.719 You're going to keep protecting me while I do it. 26 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:29.079 You're going to keep helping. 27 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:33.519 Me do it me. I'll vote for you, though, I 28 00:01:33.799 --> 00:01:37.599 will get my entire block. I'll get my entire neighborhood. 29 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:41.599 Everyone in my Somaldi Klan will vote Tim Walls. It's 30 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:44.920 an arrangement that works perfectly right up until the point 31 00:01:45.319 --> 00:01:48.640 you get some decent people in the justice system. Then 32 00:01:50.439 --> 00:01:54.599 it all comes apart, at least potentially. And what do 33 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:56.079 you get if you vote Tim Walls? 34 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:59.640 Expect for the next eleven months for me to ride 35 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:01.079 you like you've never been ridden. 36 00:02:02.079 --> 00:02:04.560 What Chris I was playing? What he said? 37 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:08.280 And credit to Nick Shirley for the interview. How does 38 00:02:08.280 --> 00:02:11.240 it in all seriousness? How does it look in practice? Well, 39 00:02:11.439 --> 00:02:17.319 here's how it goes. Remember when Democrats bring in foreign barbarians, 40 00:02:17.800 --> 00:02:21.639 they not only bring them in, they settle them in blocks, 41 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:25.319 in huge blocks. It's not like they send a family 42 00:02:25.360 --> 00:02:27.680 afford to this city and a family of five to 43 00:02:27.719 --> 00:02:29.680 this state, and a family no no, no, no no, 44 00:02:30.159 --> 00:02:32.960 they keep them together in huge blocks. 45 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:34.240 Why would you do that? 46 00:02:34.280 --> 00:02:36.360 So, for instance, why would that judge bow down to 47 00:02:36.439 --> 00:02:38.080 the head of the somon and loafyette here. 48 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:41.360 What I can tell you is that it's a voting block. 49 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:45.199 And what they say is if you do something to 50 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:48.319 go against our community, we're going to vote for and 51 00:02:48.360 --> 00:02:49.360 they all vote together. 52 00:02:49.639 --> 00:02:50.840 And there's bout harvesting. 53 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:53.000 I've seen them do it, that we're going to vote 54 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:55.319 for your opponent unless you do what we tell you 55 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:55.639 to do. 56 00:02:55.879 --> 00:02:57.400 And so it is all purely for votes. 57 00:02:57.879 --> 00:03:02.360 Yes, you're talking probably one hundred thousand or more people 58 00:03:02.759 --> 00:03:05.639 and they're all living rent free, They're driving a vehicle 59 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:08.439 that you paid for, they're eating food that you paid for. 60 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:12.479 Everything they do is something that you paid for. 61 00:03:13.400 --> 00:03:16.560 And for instance, the entire block, well, then go and 62 00:03:16.639 --> 00:03:18.360 vote for wall specific candidate. 63 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:21.400 They'll have one person go there and collect all the 64 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:25.319 ballots and nobody tracks. They could say they have nine 65 00:03:25.319 --> 00:03:27.840 people living in an apartment, They're going to send them 66 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:30.960 nine ballots, and then they have someone who comes along 67 00:03:31.120 --> 00:03:32.560 collects all the ballots. 68 00:03:33.000 --> 00:03:37.840 How Maybe you're confused why politicians like Jacob Fray after 69 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:40.800 that thirty seven year old died today trying to stop 70 00:03:40.840 --> 00:03:44.919 Ice from deporting Somali's Maybe you're confused why Jacob Fray 71 00:03:44.919 --> 00:03:46.759 would get up and say things like this, and I. 72 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:52.840 Have a message for Ice two. Ice, get out of Mineapolis. 73 00:03:54.400 --> 00:03:57.240 We do not want you here. Why would he say 74 00:03:57.280 --> 00:03:57.879 things like this? 75 00:03:58.039 --> 00:04:01.240 They are already trying to spin this is an action 76 00:04:01.479 --> 00:04:06.360 of self defense. Having seen the video of myself, I 77 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:12.520 want to tell everybody directly that is bulloked. This was 78 00:04:13.039 --> 00:04:15.960 an agent recklessly using power. 79 00:04:16.879 --> 00:04:18.560 Why does he speak like that. It's not because he 80 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:22.160 believes it. His eyes saw the same video you saw. 81 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:26.079 The guy laid it out quite clearly. You have to 82 00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:31.040 protect the community or they'll take their vote elsewhere. Your 83 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:35.959 seed of power depends on the huge block of foreigners 84 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:39.360 you brought into the country, and they'll step up to 85 00:04:39.399 --> 00:04:42.160 the microphone and tell you to your face you better 86 00:04:42.199 --> 00:04:44.160 not let this fraud take us down. 87 00:04:44.279 --> 00:04:45.680 Pow and we're going elsewhere. 88 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:49.279 Ms Muhammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali 89 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:54.040 community in Lewistown. Some of you sitting here today, we 90 00:04:54.279 --> 00:04:58.040 voted for you. We elected you to protect our committed 91 00:04:58.079 --> 00:05:00.720 to interest, not create in division. 92 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:03.560 I love that part. I love that I'm gonna start 93 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:06.120 it again. I love that part. He just comes right 94 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:08.319 out and says it. Of course, his IQ is probably 95 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:10.720 about seventy five, So who doesn't have the brain power 96 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:13.920 necessary to filter things through, so he just comes out 97 00:05:13.959 --> 00:05:16.959 and says things you shouldn't say. We elected you to 98 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:18.639 protect the interests of our community. 99 00:05:18.639 --> 00:05:22.800 Miss Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali community. 100 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:24.879 The inbreeding is really really wild. 101 00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:26.920 In case you're wondering why the IQ levels are so 102 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:29.160 low and Somali, it's got to do with the klan, 103 00:05:29.279 --> 00:05:32.079 the inbreeding that you know, the family trees a straight line, 104 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:34.839 that kind of thing, and Miss Mohammad, that's why the 105 00:05:34.879 --> 00:05:35.879 heads are so big sometimes. 106 00:05:35.879 --> 00:05:39.480 Miss Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali 107 00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:41.199 community in Lewistown. 108 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:42.879 Some of you. 109 00:05:42.959 --> 00:05:46.959 Sitting here today, we voted for you. We elected you 110 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:52.120 to protect our community interest, not creating division or go 111 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:55.920 after one elected a member for our community. 112 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:57.439 This notative. 113 00:05:57.639 --> 00:06:02.360 If this native continues, our will be false for the 114 00:06:02.439 --> 00:06:09.079 exam our lationship or political relationship, including our relationship with 115 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:13.360 the Democratic Party, and who will be voting in the foots. 116 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:17.240 This is not a thread you bring in the barbarians. 117 00:06:18.319 --> 00:06:20.279 You have to give them their demands. 118 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:22.639 That's the way it goes, all right, So before we 119 00:06:22.680 --> 00:06:27.519 do before we do emails, Let's do this exit interview 120 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:33.959 turns explosive as Marjorie Taylor Green attacks Trump's Venezuela move. 121 00:06:34.839 --> 00:06:37.399 I'm not going to talk a lot about Marjorie Taylor Green. 122 00:06:38.279 --> 00:06:42.079 I'll just simply back up what I said before. Remember 123 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:45.360 when she announced that she's leaving, and I came on 124 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:47.319 the air that I never want either wanted me to 125 00:06:47.360 --> 00:06:49.959 celebrate her or condemn her, and I said, I can't 126 00:06:49.959 --> 00:06:52.920 do that because we don't know whether or not it's genuine, 127 00:06:53.519 --> 00:06:56.519 and the true test we won't know for a while. 128 00:06:56.519 --> 00:06:57.319 Remember what I told you. 129 00:06:57.360 --> 00:07:00.560 The test was whenever someone does this, if they leave, 130 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:03.480 if they say I'm resigning, some frustrated I want what's 131 00:07:03.480 --> 00:07:06.199 best for the country. I love you, but I've got 132 00:07:06.240 --> 00:07:08.519 to step away from it all. And then they step 133 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:11.920 down and they go retire and you never really see. 134 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:13.920 Or hear from them again. Then you know that was genuine. 135 00:07:13.959 --> 00:07:15.959 That's just a person with a genuine heart for the 136 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:21.040 country stepping down, and vice versa. If they're all of 137 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:23.399 a sudden on the view every night they're on CNN 138 00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:25.959 every night they're sitting now with Kristen Welker of NBC 139 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:29.120 every night, and it's Republicans sucking, Trump sucks, and the dead. 140 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:33.240 Then you'll know it's just the spiteful ex who's upset 141 00:07:33.279 --> 00:07:37.560 about something. Well, look, Marjorie Taylor Green, every time you 142 00:07:37.680 --> 00:07:40.959 turn on some left wing news source, now she's giving 143 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:47.360 an interview trashing Republicans and trashing Trump. So there's your answer. However, 144 00:07:47.800 --> 00:07:50.480 that's not why I'm discussing this. I only wanted to 145 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:52.680 briefly bring this up because I think it makes us 146 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:55.600 feel better. It certainly makes me feel better. Remember that 147 00:07:55.759 --> 00:08:02.000 even powerful people can be unbelievably petty. Maybe you are petty, 148 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:05.480 maybe you've been petty in your past, Maybe you know 149 00:08:06.199 --> 00:08:12.199 petty people. Just remember how it looks when wealthy, famous 150 00:08:12.240 --> 00:08:17.240 people get petty. That's how you look when you get petty. 151 00:08:17.600 --> 00:08:22.199 Hey me too, I'm a Kelly. I'll hold a grudge 152 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:28.879 like nobody else. I'll do petty. It looks bad. It 153 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:35.240 just always looks bad. They're capable of pettiness, just like 154 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:38.120 you and I are capable of pettiness, and something we 155 00:08:38.159 --> 00:08:41.279 should all learn, every single one of us, You, me, 156 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:46.240 Marjorie Taylor Green, Trump, himself, all of us. Pettiness always 157 00:08:46.360 --> 00:08:50.799 looks bad, so we should probably try to avoid that 158 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:53.559 at any cost. Anyway, I guess we have our answer 159 00:08:53.600 --> 00:08:58.519 on Marjorie Taylor Green Jesse. How about a history suggestion 160 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:02.159 or a history show on the Mongol invasion of Vietnam. 161 00:09:02.360 --> 00:09:05.000 You know, I love these, by the way, I love 162 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:07.960 these history suggestions emails because I'm saving them and I'm 163 00:09:08.000 --> 00:09:10.039 the ones I like, I'm stacking them up, and that 164 00:09:10.120 --> 00:09:11.679 actually is probably a good one. 165 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:14.159 Vietnam, though, I'm not gonna. 166 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:17.000 Talk specifically about the Mongols right now, but Vietnam is 167 00:09:17.039 --> 00:09:21.600 a fascinating place. There are parts of the world that 168 00:09:21.799 --> 00:09:25.879 just seem to get fought over all the time. Istanbul 169 00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:29.000 in Turkey, you know that used to be Constantinople. But 170 00:09:29.559 --> 00:09:32.399 no matter what, geography doesn't change. Go look it up, 171 00:09:32.519 --> 00:09:35.519 look where it is. It's the only thing connecting the 172 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:40.159 Black Sea to the open Ocean through the Mediterranean. It's 173 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:46.039 just critically important location, and so people have been dying 174 00:09:46.080 --> 00:09:50.799 over that area forever. Vietnam is one of those places too. 175 00:09:51.399 --> 00:09:54.519 People have been dying there for ages. It's just that, 176 00:09:55.039 --> 00:09:57.000 I guess it's one of those things. It's wonderful when 177 00:09:57.000 --> 00:09:59.000 you have it, but you always know there's a war 178 00:09:59.080 --> 00:10:03.759 coming because every everyone else wants it. Hey, low Iq, mastermind, 179 00:10:04.240 --> 00:10:07.320 it's not right. What was your favorite prank to play 180 00:10:07.320 --> 00:10:11.960 on other people? I've told you this before. I've told 181 00:10:12.039 --> 00:10:14.799 this to my sons the other day. You want the 182 00:10:14.799 --> 00:10:19.559 greatest prank in the world. I wouldn't play this on women. 183 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:22.720 They might not think it's as funny. But let me 184 00:10:22.759 --> 00:10:27.600 tell you what. For dudes, this is great fun. And MRI, 185 00:10:27.919 --> 00:10:30.279 all right, you ready for this. Keep in mind this 186 00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:33.000 may be dangerous and possibly illegal. I just want to 187 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:35.759 put that disclaimer out there. We did it to each 188 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:38.480 other all the time in the Marines and MRI. It's 189 00:10:38.519 --> 00:10:40.840 a meal ready to eat, comes in a brown bag. 190 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:44.200 It's awful, but you know some of them aren't bad. 191 00:10:44.360 --> 00:10:48.320 Once you're hungry enough, everything tastes good. But obviously you're 192 00:10:48.320 --> 00:10:50.639 not cooking anything out in the field, and you certainly 193 00:10:50.639 --> 00:10:53.000 can't start fires or anything like that. ACU, that's a 194 00:10:53.000 --> 00:10:55.200 good way to get shot. So they came up with 195 00:10:55.279 --> 00:10:59.600 something your main course in an MRA. We'll call this 196 00:10:59.639 --> 00:11:01.919 one's spaghetti because that was one when I was in 197 00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:03.639 I don't know if they still have it, Spaghetti with 198 00:11:03.679 --> 00:11:05.519 meat sauce. It was actually one of the better ones. 199 00:11:05.960 --> 00:11:09.840 It's this sealed, foiled and sealed sleeve of spaghetti with 200 00:11:09.879 --> 00:11:15.960 meat sauce. Well, they include in every MRE a green sleeve. 201 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:19.600 What was the point of this green sleeve. Well, it 202 00:11:19.759 --> 00:11:24.759 had some sort of chemical god knows what inside of it. 203 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:28.519 This like a powder thing, if I remember right, You 204 00:11:28.600 --> 00:11:32.440 take your main course, your spaghetti, you slide it into 205 00:11:32.480 --> 00:11:36.000 the green sleeve. Then you take just a little bit 206 00:11:36.039 --> 00:11:38.759 of water, not much. You dump a little bit of 207 00:11:38.799 --> 00:11:43.559 water in the green sleeve, you fold it up. It 208 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:47.799 does some sort of chemical reaction with the liquid and 209 00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:50.879 it gets super hot in there. It essentially boils the 210 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:56.159 water and it warms up your meal. You should know, 211 00:11:56.559 --> 00:11:58.960 just a heads up. I can count the number of 212 00:11:59.000 --> 00:12:01.799 times on one hand and I ever warmed up my 213 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:04.480 meal or really saw someone do it. No one does it. 214 00:12:04.600 --> 00:12:06.879 You just eat it cold. You're starving anyway. The food 215 00:12:06.960 --> 00:12:09.519 sucks hot or cold half the time you're in the heat. 216 00:12:09.879 --> 00:12:12.519 Usually don't warm up your meal. But that's the idea 217 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:16.080 you can in the green sleeve. Now there's something else 218 00:12:16.120 --> 00:12:21.120 that's included with every other mre, every MRE I've ever opened, 219 00:12:21.399 --> 00:12:24.720 they all come with the little packet. It's all sealed. 220 00:12:25.159 --> 00:12:28.159 It has things like a little pack a little mini 221 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:31.559 packet of sugar, a little mini packet of salt. It 222 00:12:31.679 --> 00:12:35.320 has a miniature packet of toilet paper. You always save 223 00:12:35.399 --> 00:12:39.360 those because you don't know. And it also has one 224 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:41.399 of those You've probably seen them in your life before, 225 00:12:41.720 --> 00:12:45.480 the little miniature bottle of Tabasco sauce, the hot sauce. 226 00:12:45.960 --> 00:12:47.840 I'm talking about the bottle that's the size of the 227 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:50.320 end of your thumb, just the tiny little thing. To 228 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:53.039 this day, Tabasco is the only hot sauce I despise. 229 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:56.000 There you go, except for the Chipotle kind. Obviously, it's 230 00:12:56.039 --> 00:12:58.600 the only kind I don't like for this reason. So 231 00:12:58.720 --> 00:13:01.200 here's what we did. I did not come up with 232 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:05.759 this someone else did. You wait until your friends are sleeping. 233 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:11.399 Preferably you wait until they're taking a nap. The best 234 00:13:12.159 --> 00:13:15.840 best case scenario is they're in some sort of a tent, 235 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:20.840 something that's enclosed. They don't have to be enclosed, but 236 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:24.000 the more enclosed it is, the more effective it is. 237 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:28.759 You take the green sleeve from your MRI, you take 238 00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:34.679 the Tabasco sauce. You dump the Tabasco sauce into the 239 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:38.879 green sleeve of the MRI. I would really suggest you 240 00:13:38.919 --> 00:13:45.840 hold your breath and quickly quickly fold that green sleeve 241 00:13:45.960 --> 00:13:49.320 up as tight as you can on the top. Now 242 00:13:49.440 --> 00:13:53.559 is the tricky part. Now you're on the clock. That 243 00:13:53.679 --> 00:13:58.000 green sleeve. Remember it boils if you seal it up 244 00:13:58.039 --> 00:14:01.159 too tight, which you wouldn't if you were cooking something. 245 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:04.559 But if you seal it up too tight, it's gonna pop. 246 00:14:04.879 --> 00:14:08.399 In fact, in this situation, you want it to pop. 247 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:11.840 Once you pour the tabasco, when the clock is ticking, 248 00:14:12.440 --> 00:14:16.360 you need to seal it. Sneak into the tent, or 249 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:19.320 at least the entrance of the tent. Chuck it in 250 00:14:19.399 --> 00:14:23.799 there if you can. You set it in there so 251 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:26.440 you don't risk waking anybody up, because if they wake 252 00:14:26.519 --> 00:14:29.799 up and see it, they're immediately going to know they're 253 00:14:29.799 --> 00:14:34.519 in a dire situation and they're gonna take steps. Usually, 254 00:14:34.879 --> 00:14:38.000 if you've done it right, you've dropped it into the tent, 255 00:14:38.919 --> 00:14:41.879 it doesn't take long. It's been a while. I would 256 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:45.240 say maybe a minute. If you've sealed it up right. 257 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:47.360 The pressure gets so much. 258 00:14:47.200 --> 00:14:50.159 In the screen sleeve that boom. 259 00:14:50.200 --> 00:14:53.600 It's this big pop that's loud as canna be. You 260 00:14:53.639 --> 00:14:55.960 can imagine waking up like that. It sounds like a 261 00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:57.360 freaking gun going off. 262 00:14:57.559 --> 00:14:58.039 Pop. 263 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:03.559 And that's the part, because after that it gets so 264 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:07.519 much worse. For whoever's in the tent, that tabasco you 265 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:14.639 poured in there has boiled into being a vapor, a gas. 266 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:20.159 It's a pepper gas. It's like pepper spray. When it 267 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:26.240 explodes inside of the tent, you can't breathe. Your eyes 268 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:30.399 are watering, you are choking, you can't catch your breath. 269 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:32.919 And it makes it even worse that all of your 270 00:15:32.960 --> 00:15:37.360 friends are sitting outside of the tent laughing and crying 271 00:15:37.399 --> 00:15:40.759 and laughter and pointing at you as you come crawling 272 00:15:40.799 --> 00:15:44.080 out of the tent coffin. I've seen guys puke from 273 00:15:44.080 --> 00:15:47.320 it before, hilarious snotting all over the place. 274 00:15:47.840 --> 00:15:50.799 That is one of the great pranks of all time. 275 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:54.320 The only other thing that I would say probably comes 276 00:15:54.360 --> 00:15:57.080 close to equaling that. Remember I told you they maybe 277 00:15:57.120 --> 00:15:58.440 go be a cop in the Marine Corps. 278 00:15:58.480 --> 00:15:59.000 For a while. 279 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:01.440 It wasn't my call. I was in the infantry. The 280 00:16:01.480 --> 00:16:04.200 cops were shorthanded. They made me go be a cop 281 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:05.840 for it was like six months or something like that. 282 00:16:05.879 --> 00:16:09.039 At cop in the Marine Corps. It is the Jesse 283 00:16:09.240 --> 00:16:13.240 Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday a Hunt Day member. 284 00:16:13.279 --> 00:16:17.240 You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 285 00:16:17.279 --> 00:16:20.639 So Greenland and Denmark have requested a special meeting with 286 00:16:20.720 --> 00:16:26.440 Marco Rubio, Secretary of State Marco Rubio. Part of part 287 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:29.679 of what makes the Trump era so interesting, not just 288 00:16:29.720 --> 00:16:31.840 for you and me, and not just for the Democrats 289 00:16:31.879 --> 00:16:32.720 who hate him, but for. 290 00:16:32.679 --> 00:16:33.799 The rest of the world is. 291 00:16:35.519 --> 00:16:40.440 Sometimes Donald Trump is clearly goofing and he doesn't really 292 00:16:40.480 --> 00:16:46.799 mean it. Sometimes Donald Trump is goofing but he does 293 00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:51.720 mean it, and Donald Trump he doesn't always. In fact, 294 00:16:51.759 --> 00:16:58.440 he rarely explains when he is or isn't goofing. Greenland 295 00:16:59.600 --> 00:17:02.679 would enture a guess you've never been to Greenland. I've 296 00:17:02.799 --> 00:17:07.240 never been to Greenland. Keep in mind, it's got a fantastic, 297 00:17:07.359 --> 00:17:12.839 absolutely fantastic branding for it, Greenland, because it's an ice 298 00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:16.920 covered hellescape from what I remember, from what I understand. 299 00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:18.799 That's what all the pictures tell me. People I know 300 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:21.640 we've been there to tell me there's nothing green about it. 301 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:24.519 It's icy, it's horrible. Oh do you have that callback 302 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:26.559 of mine? Chris, he's looking for it now. But I 303 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:31.240 told you this is coming Donald Trump before he even 304 00:17:31.279 --> 00:17:35.440 got elected, and then after he got elected started talking about, well, 305 00:17:35.480 --> 00:17:38.960 we're gonna take Greenland. Yeah, we want Greenland. I don't know, 306 00:17:39.000 --> 00:17:42.640 we might even I can't roll out military reaction for Greenland, 307 00:17:43.480 --> 00:17:46.920 and people, of course Democrats freaked out, and all the 308 00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:49.920 Republicans who still try to be real respectable, they try 309 00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:51.359 to look good for their liberal friends. 310 00:17:51.359 --> 00:17:52.240 They have to step up. 311 00:17:52.359 --> 00:17:54.359 Wow. I mean, I don't like his rhetoric on this, 312 00:17:55.440 --> 00:18:00.240 but it was obvious to me that he wasn't joking. Now, 313 00:18:00.279 --> 00:18:03.079 why would you want Greenland? It's not because anybody wants 314 00:18:03.079 --> 00:18:05.480 to go move into Greenland. I think there's only something 315 00:18:05.559 --> 00:18:08.039 like fifty thousand people who live on the whole thing. 316 00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:10.839 It's enormous, and no one lives there because no one 317 00:18:10.839 --> 00:18:15.880 wants to live there. Why would you want it? Strategically, 318 00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:18.640 if you look at a globe, you would really need 319 00:18:19.039 --> 00:18:22.079 a globe more than a map to fully understand it. 320 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:26.240 When you look at a globe, you would understand why 321 00:18:26.359 --> 00:18:32.839 Greenland is so critically important to controlling those icy waterways 322 00:18:33.000 --> 00:18:37.599 on the northern part of the planet. Greenland may not 323 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:42.759 have a whole lot of curb appeal, but Greenland defensively 324 00:18:42.799 --> 00:18:48.279 as far as militarily goes, is super super important. The 325 00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:53.359 rumors are in Washington, d C. That Marco Rubio has 326 00:18:53.559 --> 00:18:57.759 already told members of Congress that we intend to buy it. 327 00:18:59.319 --> 00:19:02.559 Now they're questing a meeting with Marco Rubil and of 328 00:19:02.640 --> 00:19:06.559 course the stupid Europeans are of we have headlines like this. 329 00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:12.200 European leaders claim they will defend Greenland, as the Danes say, 330 00:19:12.240 --> 00:19:17.480 the US takeover would end NATO. So Denmark is they're 331 00:19:17.559 --> 00:19:19.720 out there say no, you can't have it, it would 332 00:19:19.839 --> 00:19:23.079 end NATO. Europe is saying, well, we'll send our. 333 00:19:22.960 --> 00:19:23.880 Fleet over there. 334 00:19:24.079 --> 00:19:26.759 Such as it is, We'll send our fleet over there 335 00:19:26.799 --> 00:19:29.400 and we'll stop you, which is hilarious. None of these 336 00:19:29.440 --> 00:19:34.279 people have the ability to physically stop us, and I 337 00:19:34.319 --> 00:19:38.440 bet they don't want to. Here's here's how this works. 338 00:19:39.680 --> 00:19:42.839 If you have a piece of territory and you don't 339 00:19:42.839 --> 00:19:46.759 really use it for anything, and a country shows interest 340 00:19:46.880 --> 00:19:49.720 in it is this is diplomacy. This goes back to 341 00:19:49.839 --> 00:19:51.000 hundreds and hundreds of years. 342 00:19:51.039 --> 00:19:51.640 They all do this. 343 00:19:52.279 --> 00:19:54.279 You have a piece of territory you could do without 344 00:19:55.359 --> 00:20:00.440 a country shows interest in it, you almost immediate lee 345 00:20:00.920 --> 00:20:03.920 act as if you'll go to war over that piece 346 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:04.799 of territory. 347 00:20:05.359 --> 00:20:07.759 Why do you act that way? 348 00:20:08.279 --> 00:20:11.519 You're driving up the price. Have you ever have you 349 00:20:11.519 --> 00:20:13.400 ever heard one of these stories? Is actually this story 350 00:20:13.480 --> 00:20:15.759 happened to a friend of mine. Have you ever had 351 00:20:15.880 --> 00:20:18.079 heard of one of these stories where someone will own 352 00:20:18.119 --> 00:20:22.039 a house, maybe a piece of property somewhere, and some 353 00:20:22.279 --> 00:20:27.319 super wealthy guy, for whatever reason, will come knock on 354 00:20:27.319 --> 00:20:29.200 the door or have someone else do it and say, hey, 355 00:20:29.200 --> 00:20:32.200 I want to buy your house, and the person who 356 00:20:32.200 --> 00:20:35.440 lives there always says something to the effect of, uh, 357 00:20:35.720 --> 00:20:38.720 it's not for sale, and the guy then, oh, you 358 00:20:38.799 --> 00:20:40.519 name your price and I'll buy your house. And it 359 00:20:40.599 --> 00:20:43.599 goes back and forth that way. Let me give you 360 00:20:43.680 --> 00:20:45.440 a little bit of advice. Not that I think that's 361 00:20:45.440 --> 00:20:47.519 ever going to happen to you or me, but it could. 362 00:20:47.640 --> 00:20:50.119 You never know, maybe a house somebody grew up in 363 00:20:50.279 --> 00:20:53.200 or whatever it is. If you ever get that knock 364 00:20:53.200 --> 00:20:58.160 on the door, don't tell them only it's not for sale. 365 00:20:59.000 --> 00:21:04.839 Tell them you'd never sell it. I would never sell 366 00:21:04.880 --> 00:21:09.039 this house. Sounds counterintuitive. It's only going to make that 367 00:21:09.240 --> 00:21:12.480 rich guy want to buy it more, and it's only 368 00:21:12.519 --> 00:21:16.319 going to drive your price through the roof. That's what 369 00:21:16.359 --> 00:21:18.960 Europe is saying when they're saying they'll send in the 370 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:21.960 fleet and it will end nat Oh, and we do 371 00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:25.599 don't like this. They're just trying to drive up the price. 372 00:21:26.240 --> 00:21:29.119 Remember something about Europe, and it's sad we even have 373 00:21:29.160 --> 00:21:32.039 to talk about those dirty Europeans, but that's the way 374 00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:32.400 it is. 375 00:21:33.160 --> 00:21:35.359 Europe is broke. 376 00:21:36.119 --> 00:21:39.920 They massively imported foreigners over there. At the same time 377 00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:43.119 they destroyed their energy sector other things Democrats are trying 378 00:21:43.119 --> 00:21:45.039 to do here, but they've already completed all those things 379 00:21:45.079 --> 00:21:48.839 over there. They don't have economies anymore. They don't have 380 00:21:48.960 --> 00:21:52.279 enough money. They don't have money for militaries, plus all 381 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:57.200 the stupid socialist programs. They don't have money. Europe doesn't 382 00:21:57.240 --> 00:22:00.519 have the money. They don't have the manpower. And Putin 383 00:22:00.599 --> 00:22:03.720 knows this too, which is sad. Europe can't prosecute a 384 00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:07.200 major war against anybody, even all of them combined. They 385 00:22:07.279 --> 00:22:09.960 just can't. They don't have the they're at the resources, 386 00:22:09.960 --> 00:22:13.720 they're on the manufacturing. They can't do it. Europe can't 387 00:22:13.759 --> 00:22:18.640 do anything now but still pretend to be powerful. If 388 00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:23.079 the United States of America wants Greenland would not be 389 00:22:23.160 --> 00:22:25.720 surprised in the next three years. If we have it, 390 00:22:26.759 --> 00:22:30.799 well buy it. Tell Ony right now, wouldn't be surprised, Chris, 391 00:22:31.200 --> 00:22:34.559 we should broadcast from Greenland if we buy it. As 392 00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:38.720 kind of what we have to write. The flight's got 393 00:22:38.720 --> 00:22:40.759 to be a nightmare. You know, they don't have a 394 00:22:40.799 --> 00:22:49.079 major airport into there. What Chris, No, no, see Chris said, 395 00:22:49.079 --> 00:22:51.319 from here to New York. We eat in New York 396 00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:52.960 and then it's a short trip to Greenland. 397 00:22:53.720 --> 00:22:55.880 I bet you, I bet you. There's not a direct 398 00:22:55.920 --> 00:22:58.240 flight from New York to Greenland. I mean there could be. 399 00:22:58.319 --> 00:23:00.720 I don't know how major of it on airport can 400 00:23:00.759 --> 00:23:03.480 you have if you have fifty zousand people who live 401 00:23:03.799 --> 00:23:06.480