1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,279 Speaker 1: Okay, so we'll get to the first challenge right now. 2 00:00:02,319 --> 00:00:05,320 We have boats, we have coffins, and we have three leaders. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,639 Rob Colton and Stevens. 4 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 2: Called Tea Gas time to get a snack? 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,359 Speaker 1: What mission, Bomber. I was going to go to you 6 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,920 and go what, and then you said the question. I 7 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,719 was going to ask. 8 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:25,559 Speaker 2: Tea Gas time to get a snack. These missions suck. 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,039 You could call them filler if you want. That's just 10 00:00:29,079 --> 00:00:32,119 one word, so much fun to call it tea gas. 11 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,520 Speaker 3: Okay, thank you for the breakdown. 12 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:57,439 Speaker 4: Pots Hi loan. 13 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:03,679 Speaker 1: Welcome to a very exciting dare I say seminal moment 14 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:09,640 of twenty twenty six, the premiere episode of Peacock's and 15 00:01:09,719 --> 00:01:13,000 also peacock Figure it Out? You know what they do? 16 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,920 They have the they have on the homepage the Traders 17 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:22,439 podcast show, but not Traders anyways. It's the first episode 18 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,000 of Traders, our favorite show. Welcome to Bad TV. I'm Dylan. 19 00:01:25,079 --> 00:01:26,319 That's Pat, great to be here. 20 00:01:26,359 --> 00:01:30,680 Speaker 3: And Ruby, Hi del Hi, Pat, how are you great? 21 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 1: She's fresh off a halal cart not too spicy. Caylin 22 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:36,719 is joining us as well. How are you buddy doing great? 23 00:01:37,359 --> 00:01:44,400 So season four is upon us. We have the great 24 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:51,120 Alan Cumming apostrophe or no parentheses s joining us once again. 25 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,599 Now we broke down Traders Australia at Patreon dot com, Slash, 26 00:01:54,599 --> 00:01:58,359 another podcast network. And while we love being in the 27 00:01:58,359 --> 00:02:02,799 Traders universe, right, Traders Australia just does not have the 28 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:07,359 same pomp and circumstance as this version of the show. 29 00:02:08,319 --> 00:02:12,000 Alan Cumming brings his own. You know, we talk about 30 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,120 peacock energy to the show, but I think the thing 31 00:02:15,159 --> 00:02:19,080 that separates this iteration is what we saw on display tonight. 32 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:28,719 Innovation just granual, little rule changes the stakes in the competitions, right, 33 00:02:29,039 --> 00:02:33,759 We're not just glazed over watching people operate, you know, 34 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,879 kind of looney tunes train track carts and throwing balls 35 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,719 at zombies or whatever they are. You know, there are 36 00:02:40,759 --> 00:02:42,840 actual mistakes to this, but we have an all new 37 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:47,000 cast and we're just very very excited. We're gonna be 38 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,360 doing three weeks of this show on the free feed 39 00:02:49,439 --> 00:02:51,520 and then after that the remainder of the show will 40 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,000 be at Patreon dot com, Slash, another podcast network, So 41 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,360 get ready head over there, donate a little or a 42 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,039 little bit more. 43 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff on this feed, so there's 44 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,960 gonna be multiple episodes of traders you're going to see 45 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,680 below deck on this feed and real housewives of Bely Hills. 46 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. So listen, I posed 47 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:15,560 to you too. Before we get into our shoulder taps, 48 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:19,080 I want to I want to highlight because there's way 49 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:24,520 too many traders and faithfuls to go through off the rip. 50 00:03:24,879 --> 00:03:27,840 Who are some people that were excited to see on 51 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:28,280 the show? 52 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 2: First off, I want to ask you guys, So we're 53 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,759 just going to discuss this episode, and we should not 54 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,080 touch on any. 55 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,039 Speaker 1: Oh no, because if there's anything that's gotten me in 56 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:42,919 the most trouble with our beloved fan base, it's spoiling traders. 57 00:03:43,719 --> 00:03:47,080 And I agree, I don't want I completely agree with them. Okay, 58 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,759 I mean I've named episodes like Goodbye X person. 59 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy people get mad at you for that, Well they. 60 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,039 Speaker 1: Should get mad at me. 61 00:03:55,159 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 2: So but I'm saying, in our discussions now, before someone 62 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:02,520 we find out someone is a trader on this episode, 63 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,280 can we say that they are? No? 64 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,879 Speaker 1: No, no, we speakologic episode as though we have not seen 65 00:04:07,919 --> 00:04:08,439 the next two. 66 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 2: But I'm saying, specifically, say someone's a trader that we like, 67 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,960 can we acknowledge them as a trader before we find 68 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,120 them chronologically ten minutes from now. 69 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,439 Speaker 1: Yes, O, yes, of course, but we cannot talk about 70 00:04:19,439 --> 00:04:22,240 the secret trad enough, fair enough, whether we've seen them 71 00:04:22,319 --> 00:04:22,560 or not. 72 00:04:22,759 --> 00:04:24,360 Speaker 2: By the way, I want to say this, and I 73 00:04:24,399 --> 00:04:27,160 want to say this loud and clear, because I understand 74 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:31,199 that people I have a Trader's casting agently agent currently 75 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:36,279 following me on Instagram. I'm considering it, but that's not 76 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,920 what I'm going to talk about. You guys took my 77 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:43,959 idea about having a trader be hidden from the audience. 78 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,199 That's an idea that I came up with last season. 79 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,079 That's my idea, and you put a spin on it, 80 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,839 which I'm gonna I'm gonna say that you did. You took. 81 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,879 You took a little bit from. 82 00:04:57,399 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: I watched five. 83 00:05:00,639 --> 00:05:03,959 Speaker 2: No, I want five thousand dollars right because I'll give 84 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:05,560 you a break on the price. But that was my 85 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,000 idea and I love it. 86 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 1: That's a fifty thousand dollars idea. 87 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 2: Fine, twenty K. I'm still getting a deal, okay. 88 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:18,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'll let your sparring. 89 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:21,639 Speaker 2: And Brian my Asian will negotiate it. But you guys, 90 00:05:21,879 --> 00:05:23,199 you're gonna get a letter. 91 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 1: Okay, it's important to remember that Brian should only correspond 92 00:05:28,399 --> 00:05:31,120 over the phone and letters, not in person, and not 93 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:36,319 over zooms because he is mangled and burned. So Rubes, 94 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,480 let's talk about some people that you were excited to 95 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:47,600 see on this season of The Traders. Okay, so what 96 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,639 happened there was there's a little bit of a delay, 97 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,600 but also Ruby took a sizable pause there. So what 98 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,560 happened was there was a giant pause that turns into 99 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,079 an actual giant pause. And what's happening is she's processing 100 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,759 right now the lamb and the chicken and the white sauce, 101 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:04,720 and so it's just taking here a little bit of time. 102 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 3: Go ahead, it's burning. I will say this, I think 103 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,600 that Lisa Rinna as a Trader was brilliant. I think 104 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,279 pairing her as we've seen in this episode only in 105 00:06:18,319 --> 00:06:22,879 this episode with loud mouth rat Candace and this man 106 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:27,079 who I do not know from Love Island, h Rob 107 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,920 and Brenna, I think may aligne and I cannot wait 108 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,920 for that to happen. So that's what I feel. I 109 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,160 also am very excited to see Colton Underwood. I think 110 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:41,439 that he is newly settled into his sexuality. And I'm 111 00:06:41,439 --> 00:06:45,560 not being sarcastic in any way. I think he's fucking funny, 112 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,399 and I think that he might be fun to watch 113 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:50,480 and very astute, and I'm excited about that, and I 114 00:06:50,519 --> 00:06:52,639 will leave my people there. 115 00:06:53,639 --> 00:06:59,160 Speaker 1: I think those are good people. Pat pat pat is 116 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:00,920 dare I say. 117 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,439 Speaker 2: Repulse first off, not at Rubies picks here. But I'm 118 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,920 just I don't know how because I'm struggling to find 119 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,839 out who I would have been excited about, because I 120 00:07:09,879 --> 00:07:12,959 have no fucking clue who Ninety percent of these people 121 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,600 are coming into this. I touched on this on another podcast. 122 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:21,279 They are really straining and stretching. Who exactly is a 123 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,279 quote unquote. 124 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: Celebrity they always have. None of the people who have 125 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,920 been on this show have ever been celebrities. 126 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 2: I mean the two skater people. They haven't been relevant 127 00:07:29,839 --> 00:07:31,639 since like there was an earthquake and loss. 128 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:35,759 Speaker 1: Johnny wears on every Winter Olympics broadcast and I watch. 129 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 2: This the Winter Olympics well, and. 130 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:40,199 Speaker 1: Also but he also commentates on all of the kind 131 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,120 of national regional ice skating competitions that I think air 132 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,199 on USA or c S. 133 00:07:44,439 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 2: They have a dude that was famous for being on 134 00:07:47,079 --> 00:07:51,000 a show called One Tree Hill. Just for context, most 135 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:54,920 of America will dialogue would clear when that. 136 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:57,319 Speaker 5: Show was fucking pop alright, So okay, by the way, 137 00:07:57,399 --> 00:08:01,279 no no, no time out, I'm out, do not speak 138 00:08:01,319 --> 00:08:03,000 for thirty seconds, Ruby, go ahead. 139 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 3: Stephen COLLETTI is from Laguna, be long before. It's like, 140 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,199 I thank you for defending me, Dylan and Pat. This 141 00:08:11,319 --> 00:08:12,759 is not coming at you because I know that this 142 00:08:12,879 --> 00:08:17,920 is probably that Stephen, Okay, whatever. One Tree Hill also 143 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:22,000 New Thought so so so news. Like it's like it's 144 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,360 like it's like what you were saying is like so 145 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:25,519 unbelievably fun. Like have you ever heard of Chad Mncklemurray 146 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,199 ever in your life? Because if you have, You're welcome 147 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,360 Onontree Hills. That was from One Tree Hill saying you're welcome. 148 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,480 That show was not It was not on dial up. 149 00:08:33,519 --> 00:08:35,879 It was it was when the OC was happening. But 150 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:39,399 it was in North Carolina. It wasn't slutty Orange County. 151 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:43,559 It was slutty East Coast in trees with seasons. Okay. 152 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:50,919 Amazing show tracks, Gavin de Gras theme song, Patrick my God. 153 00:08:50,879 --> 00:08:55,639 Speaker 2: Oh another one, Hey Ruby, to be fair, The timeout 154 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:58,480 is up? Yeah, Hey, Ruby, I talked to a casting 155 00:08:58,519 --> 00:09:01,279 agent that cast him. They were to put his current occupation, 156 00:09:01,399 --> 00:09:04,840 which was barista, but they thought putting one tree hill 157 00:09:04,879 --> 00:09:06,159 would make him look sadder. 158 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,159 Speaker 4: You know. 159 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,080 Speaker 1: Speaking of Stephen Colletti, I'd like for us to pay 160 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:11,759 a little bit of attention to the way that Pat's 161 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,639 cuff of his zip up jacket is. He's got his 162 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,080 cuff over his thumb, kind of like that, kind of 163 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:21,240 like Stephen COLLETTI would when he's breaking up with Kristen 164 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,519 or saying I'm gonna miss you, but I've got to 165 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,320 go to college in Santa Barbara or something. 166 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 2: But by the way, another note on casting, there are 167 00:09:27,759 --> 00:09:30,360 again several people I have no clue who they are, 168 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:32,919 And I was thinking, like that girl that gave her 169 00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:35,399 liver to Selena Gomez, was she too busy to show 170 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,799 up here? Because that's how low the fucking bar was. 171 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,679 Speaker 3: For a minute, I was like, oh my god, which 172 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:43,360 one of them was that. I was like, that's great. 173 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:46,039 I didn't and then you that was the joke. I 174 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,039 would think that actually that girl would be a great 175 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,879 gut for this show, because someone who was on Big 176 00:09:50,919 --> 00:09:54,279 Brother isn't a celebrity, you know. It's like a housewife. 177 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:56,679 Half the fucking people don't watch these shows, but then 178 00:09:56,879 --> 00:09:57,720 that's why we're here. 179 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,000 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Mark from Dancing from the Stars, Hello, bottom 180 00:10:01,039 --> 00:10:03,519 of the barrel? Can you hear that sound? Hey, it's scraping. 181 00:10:03,759 --> 00:10:06,919 Speaker 1: I think the horse is dead. And while Caitlin's laughing, 182 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:12,200 I think we get the point. So I literally texted this, 183 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:15,799 I mean, what seven hours ago can you think of? 184 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:20,000 Here's people you're excited about now that you were goa 185 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,919 fucking die. Try for seven minutes about how these people are. 186 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,039 Speaker 2: Where are you gonna be? We got forty five minutes 187 00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:29,120 to kill here, dude. Okay, fine, here are my people 188 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,960 and I'm just getting to know them. I was shocked 189 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:35,519 by Rob from Love Island. I love that dude. He's 190 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:39,399 playing the type of gameplay I play. I love Tiffany. 191 00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:41,799 I'll explain. I love Tiffany. 192 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 3: Wait, pat ernest question, is he a good guy or 193 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:45,759 an asshole? 194 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,679 Speaker 1: No, he's an asshole, but you just like his game play. 195 00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:51,879 Speaker 2: I love his gameplay, and I'll explain Tiffany. I love Tiffany, 196 00:10:52,039 --> 00:10:53,919 and I also love Kristin. I have a little crush 197 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,039 on her from Top Chef. This is how you win traders. 198 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:00,279 You are a fucking fly on the wall. You are 199 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,919 a good if you can be, be a generally good person. 200 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,919 Do not make waves. You must listen all the fucking 201 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:13,480 time and never ever be loyal to anyone. But you 202 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:16,519 keep that to yourself. There is no such thing as 203 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,919 being loyal, right, And that's how you win this game. 204 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:27,759 Speaker 1: I am excited for the the the the What was 205 00:11:27,799 --> 00:11:31,840 that comic book store that the Nerdist had? Oh for 206 00:11:31,879 --> 00:11:35,840 a while, it began with an M. It was like, anyways, 207 00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:37,879 Ron Funches is from that era? 208 00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:39,919 Speaker 2: Did you do a podcast with him? 209 00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:40,000 Speaker 5: No? 210 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 2: Soccer? 211 00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:44,039 Speaker 1: No, but no, that was Ian Edwards. But I remember 212 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:47,759 what we Caitlin and I met Ron Funches many times 213 00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:49,679 at the Corolla Show, and he was always so sweet. 214 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:53,559 And one of my favorite moments of Ron was when 215 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,960 he was on the show and he said to Adam Corolla, 216 00:11:57,039 --> 00:12:03,559 oh my god, you are racist. So I'm super excited 217 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:06,440 to see Ron on the show. I'm super excited to 218 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,960 see Michael Rappaport, who is the Tom sand of all 219 00:12:10,039 --> 00:12:13,360 of this season. I mean, he's just so bad at 220 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:13,919 this game. 221 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,000 Speaker 5: I can't believe how bad he He's so annoying and 222 00:12:17,159 --> 00:12:17,799 so bad. 223 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,039 Speaker 3: But and running for New York City mayor. 224 00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:25,080 Speaker 2: Okay, it's happening four years. 225 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:25,919 Speaker 1: Take it easy. 226 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,440 Speaker 2: I don't know if he's going to live that long. 227 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:30,799 Speaker 1: Okay. So the other person that I'm excited, I mean, 228 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,960 we we always like to see somebody that we're rooting against. 229 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,639 And the person that I'm rooting against more than anyone 230 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:43,399 is Mama Kelsey. Mama Kelsey's woe is me. I'm just 231 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,559 a small town puppy child baker here too. You know, 232 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,120 I'm so intimidated by all of you celebrities. Miss me 233 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,039 with the bullshit. Okay, you've met the fucking Obamas, you 234 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:57,399 met everybody in this country. Because your family is a 235 00:12:57,399 --> 00:13:02,240 lot like apple Pie. It's love. It's very American, and 236 00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:06,080 I don't want fifty fucking slices of it every fucking 237 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,320 day of my life. Okay. So I am rooting for 238 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:16,080 Mamma Kelse to be summarily executed quickly. It's gonna be 239 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,799 a great season of this show, and we should get 240 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,480 into our shoulder taps right now. 241 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:20,759 Speaker 3: Okay. 242 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,720 Speaker 2: Okay, Ruby should go first. We've been talking too much. 243 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:24,559 Speaker 1: Rubes go ahead. 244 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,399 Speaker 3: Okay. I think that this season is going to be 245 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,960 really good because the gamers, although I don't know anybody 246 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,840 from Big Brother, can't name them, never seen them. Those 247 00:13:32,919 --> 00:13:36,200 people play very differently than the Survivor people. 248 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,639 Speaker 1: Do know anything about And sorry to cut you off, 249 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:41,559 but do you know anything about the gameplay of Big Brother? 250 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,120 Like are they just like roommates, because all I've seen 251 00:13:44,159 --> 00:13:48,360 a Big Brother is like Mickey Rorik calling Jojo zeewa 252 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,159 lesbian or something. I don't even know what the show is. 253 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,720 Speaker 3: I don't have anything to clarify for you. 254 00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:59,200 Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Okay, there, all right, Sorry, go ahead, Rubes shoulder taps. 255 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,480 Speaker 3: I think that you get to see these strategies come 256 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,240 out with the Big Brother people trying to just be 257 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,600 friendly and people like Natalie being like, we need to 258 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,559 align with this boat immediately, and it's just I like 259 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,120 when we have a mix up, and then you have 260 00:14:12,159 --> 00:14:14,559 people like Lisarina who's like, oh my god, I haven't 261 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,600 thought about a shield at all since you said that, 262 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:19,879 which I just I think there's so many good dumb 263 00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:26,919 people as well and good smart people. Strong opening the 264 00:14:27,759 --> 00:14:29,679 eighty two shoulder taps. 265 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,840 Speaker 2: Great casting despite the fact I don't know anybody, because 266 00:14:34,879 --> 00:14:37,320 it just the intermixing. Once you get to know these 267 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,600 people like it is. The casting is genius, quite honestly, 268 00:14:41,159 --> 00:14:45,879 and I'm loving the gameplay so far. It's fascinating. They 269 00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:48,480 just cannot do any wrong, and I love the changes 270 00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:51,440 that they've made, especially with the Secret Trader. Although I 271 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:55,840 would make this point to the producers. Part of being 272 00:14:55,879 --> 00:14:57,759 the Traders and the power of being a trader is 273 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,200 you have the sole choice as the traders to pick 274 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,320 who you want to kill at night, and by letting 275 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,279 the Secret Trader whittle it down to four that you 276 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,240 get to pick would take away the true power of 277 00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:13,600 the trader. So you're kind of you get my. 278 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,519 Speaker 1: Point, neutering. 279 00:15:14,679 --> 00:15:17,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're neutering there, like cutting one ball off, which 280 00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:20,200 kind of takes away the whole point of being a trader. 281 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,320 But that's whatever. Well, they'll figure that out. They'll figure 282 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,000 that out. But I'm still waiting for my check twenty grand. Anyway, 283 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,720 I'm gonna give it ninety shoulder taps. 284 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,759 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to give it ninety shoulder taps as well. 285 00:15:29,799 --> 00:15:32,600 I know that there's plenty of room for more shoulder taps, 286 00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:38,080 maybe even ten. I thought that the casting is so fun, 287 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,519 and as we mentioned on. 288 00:15:40,799 --> 00:15:41,679 Speaker 4: We'll. 289 00:15:42,799 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 1: I guess I'll just get to this. Let's get to 290 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,480 this now. One of my favorite things early on in 291 00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:54,480 the episode is Johnny Ware and Lipniki trying to keep 292 00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:58,360 it under wraps that they know one another. You're both 293 00:15:58,399 --> 00:16:01,879 ice skaters, even if you weren't the best of friends. 294 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,480 People in this game are really dumb. I mean, look 295 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:07,720 at Michael Rappaport. So people will We've had Tom Sandoval, 296 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,840 Tom Sandoval, even if you guys didn't know each other, 297 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,440 it never met. If you were both ice skaters, Tom 298 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,960 Sandival would make it his mission to get rid of 299 00:16:18,039 --> 00:16:21,279 you because you've both ice skated. So the fact that 300 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:29,159 you're trying, you know, Actually, the people over at A 301 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,480 twenty four watched that episode of Tom Sandoval singing and 302 00:16:32,519 --> 00:16:34,840 they turned it into a horror movie called The Undertone. 303 00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:39,320 It's coming out in March. Anyways, thought the think the 304 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,080 casting is really really great. I think the inclusion of 305 00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:46,440 a secret trader is so fun. The beginning, just welcome 306 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:50,240 to the show. Here's your task, go and act. It's 307 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,480 just our favorite show and I'm so excited to get 308 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:57,639 into it. So let's do just that. The pyrotechnics this 309 00:16:57,759 --> 00:16:59,519 year are unbelievable. 310 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:05,880 Speaker 2: Job like the level of a Nickelback concert. You know, 311 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,839 I watched a documentary about Nickelback, and you're not gonna 312 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:12,359 believe it. It made him even lamer than I thought 313 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:12,799 they were. 314 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,319 Speaker 3: Like, wow, I do, I do believe it. The more 315 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:18,720 you learn, somehow it feels like you wouldn't be like, oh, wow, 316 00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:20,839 those guys are actually really cool, you know, Yeah. 317 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,960 Speaker 2: It was the exact opposite. I'm like, they're lamer than 318 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,960 I thought they were, and that's possible. 319 00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:26,680 Speaker 1: So this is what and this is why you listen 320 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:29,799 to this show. What happened when Pat was writing his 321 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:36,279 notes was Pat saw the pyrotechnics and he was reminded 322 00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:39,279 of that documentary and about nickel Back, And then he 323 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:44,839 wrote that he watched the doc just a jotted down 324 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:50,039 so he didn't forget Nickelback. Very famous band in the 325 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,880 in the early aughts. 326 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,720 Speaker 2: Right around Gavin de Graw and Stephen whatever the fuck 327 00:17:54,759 --> 00:17:55,400 is names. 328 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,519 Speaker 4: Look Blendy's graph. 329 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:05,440 Speaker 1: All right, Ron Funches, we already talked about him. Sorry. 330 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:09,160 We arrived at the Manor and there are I mean, 331 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:12,839 there's flames everywhere, there's blood in the fountains, and Derinda 332 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:19,480 is wearing Rena's lipliner. Now Rina wants to be the 333 00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:23,200 most iconic trader ever, and she's going to use every 334 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:27,240 tool in her knapsack to do so. That includes acting, 335 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:32,440 that includes being a business woman. And here I wanted 336 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:36,039 to just leave some space for Pat to talk about 337 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:39,799 the launch of Rena Rose and how when we saw 338 00:18:39,839 --> 00:18:43,279 it on TV, you literally could not get it anywhere. 339 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, Lisa thinks, well, I was gonna say, Lisa thinks 340 00:18:46,799 --> 00:18:48,799 her acting skills are going to help her pull this off. 341 00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:52,799 And yeah, and Oj Simpson definitely didn't cut two people's 342 00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:55,079 heads off with a trial. It ain't gonna work out. 343 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,160 Speaker 1: Oh can I tell you something? It was so fun 344 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,759 the other night. Well, it wasn't because my child was sleeping, 345 00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:04,440 but outside the window, my wife and I are stirred 346 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:08,920 awake by fifty police cars driving ninety miles an hour 347 00:19:09,079 --> 00:19:12,920 down our street. And Ceci goes on on the on 348 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,440 the old app. She pulls up a live footage traffic, 349 00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:20,599 a speed chase. What do they call it? High speed chase? 350 00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:25,440 High speed chase. So we got to witness the We 351 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,359 followed the high speed chase through our neighborhood. It was 352 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,400 actually crazy. We've been there, you know. And actually he 353 00:19:31,559 --> 00:19:33,279 just gave up and then he started laying on the 354 00:19:33,279 --> 00:19:35,720 ground and there were I'm not even kidding, twenty police 355 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,200 cars and I'm just like, can you imagine this guy's 356 00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:41,000 just laying on the ground. Reverse Jesus, somebody's getting raped 357 00:19:41,039 --> 00:19:43,319 right now. And they're calling LAPD and they're like, sorry, 358 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:45,480 we're standing around watching a guy lay on the ground 359 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,960 right now. I actually can't do anything. 360 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:51,240 Speaker 2: There's a guy who he was a guy driving in 361 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,839 like twenty police cars are chasing him. A fucking helicopter 362 00:19:55,039 --> 00:19:59,920 tracking him, smashes into another helicopter, two helicopters, everybody dies. 363 00:20:00,079 --> 00:20:02,400 The guy get charged with five He got charged for 364 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:02,880 their murder. 365 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:03,920 Speaker 1: Well, that's not right. 366 00:20:04,759 --> 00:20:05,759 Speaker 2: That's that's the law. 367 00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:09,519 Speaker 1: It's like a GTA chase. Hey, I am so sorry 368 00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:11,839 that I mentioned it, Kayln. Cut that from the podcast. 369 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,279 Speaker 2: That is all right, okay, okay. So the player's chat 370 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,799 and yam yeah is it jam or yeam yeah, Ruby. 371 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:23,839 Speaker 3: Ruby Sorry alert alert Cayln. Leave this part in uh 372 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:28,400 pat GTA really in reference to crazy car things. You 373 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,599 don't know what that is, Yes you do, Patrick, Come. 374 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:35,960 Speaker 1: On, two helicopters colliding in air and exploding, and I say, 375 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,519 GTA and you don't know what I'm talking about, do you? 376 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:42,920 Of course? I mean this is Riot you and Pikachu 377 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:49,920 kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's just nuts. 378 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,480 Let's move on. 379 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,240 Speaker 3: I didn't mean to cut you off. Pot you continue, 380 00:20:53,279 --> 00:20:54,920 it's grand theft auto okay. 381 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,440 Speaker 2: Oh sorry, all right, but I don't play video games 382 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:57,640 like you. 383 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:03,079 Speaker 1: Okay. So the against a manga jam or yam jam jam. 384 00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:07,160 Speaker 3: It's both. It's it's it's jam. Yeah, it's whatever you want, 385 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,640 it's jam jams jam. 386 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 2: Well, him and Colton comment on a few players from 387 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,440 Big Brother and Survivor and how they were able to 388 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:17,519 play dumb and pretend to be something they weren't and uh, 389 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,039 and Colton's like, I couldn't do that. I was like, 390 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,359 don't sell yourself short. You did three seasons on the Bachelor. 391 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,160 Speaker 1: Well this is and and we'll get to this later, 392 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,720 but there's a moment where Colton Underwood says, un ironically, 393 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,359 you know I'm going to be pretty good at this 394 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:35,240 because when I was younger, I played linebacker. People would 395 00:21:35,279 --> 00:21:36,680 look at me and they didn't think I could hit 396 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,079 that hard. 397 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:38,880 Speaker 4: Uh. 398 00:21:39,079 --> 00:21:41,039 Speaker 1: Burying the lead a little bit, you went on a 399 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:45,599 heterosexual quest for love and you cock. Yeah. Yeah, so 400 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,599 I think that's the reason why you're going to be 401 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:52,400 good at the game. Anyways, Rob Brousch a very pretty 402 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,000 girl named Dumaura, I. 403 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,640 Speaker 2: Think maur Yep, she looks like a sex doll. 404 00:21:58,279 --> 00:22:07,039 Speaker 1: Okay, he said that, like the N sixty four was 405 00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:11,160 wrapped on Christmas morning. 406 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:15,319 Speaker 2: I was watching a YouTube video and they're selling this 407 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:23,240 dog for forty grand. Right now, that's a robot. I 408 00:22:23,279 --> 00:22:28,319 think we're like, he plays with you. Yeah, it never dies, 409 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,680 that's look it up. Well, there's that. There's that housekeeper 410 00:22:31,759 --> 00:22:34,680 robot neo that will do your dishes for you and 411 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,680 clean your oven and stuff like that vacuum. The only 412 00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:40,039 catch is that it's twenty thousand dollars and in order 413 00:22:40,079 --> 00:22:43,160 to train it, Scandinavian guy has to operate it for 414 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,880 like six months. Oh wow, remotely. So there's just a 415 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,559 guy named Fjork looking at everything ever. 416 00:22:48,519 --> 00:22:51,599 Speaker 1: Seen in your house? No thanks, we'll wait for the robots. 417 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,880 Rob Brousch is a robot himself. Mara comes up to him. 418 00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,680 She looked like a sex doll. 419 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,759 Speaker 2: By the way, Rob thinks he's going to be good 420 00:22:59,799 --> 00:23:02,319 at this because he screwed over a bunch of girls 421 00:23:02,319 --> 00:23:05,839 that he's dated. Yeah, well practice makes perfect. 422 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,319 Speaker 1: She says, we should be friends, I think, and he 423 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,839 falls asleep, standing up and then face pushes her. So 424 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,279 we see the great and powerful Alan Coming and his 425 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:19,599 even more powerful powerful curl the prize pool. You would think, 426 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,839 given the popularity of the show, they could bump that 427 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,440 up a little bit, but they don't need to. Derinda 428 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:28,799 would come out for one hundred grand I mean, you know, 429 00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:33,240 this is a big platform. It's a really big platform. 430 00:23:33,319 --> 00:23:36,680 If there is a trader left, they win it all. 431 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,359 If there are no traders, the faithful split the pot. 432 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,279 But there is a difference. This season, Alan Coming will 433 00:23:45,319 --> 00:23:49,319 be choosing a trader in plain sight right now. Another 434 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:54,240 reason I love this is because, as aforementioned, welcome to 435 00:23:54,279 --> 00:24:00,519 the show, Mama, Kelsey, Jam Jam whoever you are, this 436 00:24:00,559 --> 00:24:03,880 is a trial by fire of how to fake it 437 00:24:04,039 --> 00:24:06,440 till you make it. In this game, you have to 438 00:24:06,519 --> 00:24:12,599 walk down look in a casket or a little little 439 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,599 what if this is like a humidor or something, and 440 00:24:16,319 --> 00:24:17,079 you are going to. 441 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,119 Speaker 2: Jewelry, little jewelry. But you know if you're the trader. 442 00:24:19,839 --> 00:24:23,160 Speaker 1: And if you are, you're gonna have to walk back 443 00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:25,680 in front of all of your cast members and not 444 00:24:25,759 --> 00:24:26,559 wear it on your face. 445 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,160 Speaker 2: You'll not to undercut your thing here. But I think 446 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,319 because no one knows anybody, and no one's had an 447 00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:36,680 opportunity to kind of observe reactions. Uh huh, it's a 448 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,599 pretty easy play to stare at that card because no 449 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,200 one no. 450 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,839 Speaker 1: I understand. But but but my thing is that the 451 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,000 American version of the show gives us all those opportunities. 452 00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:49,559 It's really good producing because you may not get stuff 453 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,279 from these moments, but at least you set the trampoline 454 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,960 for the kids to do backflips on. 455 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,839 Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough, I am never in my wildest dreams, 456 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,200 just looking they showed most of the people get their 457 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,960 reactions when they saw it. Never in my wildest dreams 458 00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:06,279 what I have guessed who was that secret trader? 459 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,039 Speaker 1: I want to apologize that that that whole uh metaphor 460 00:25:10,079 --> 00:25:12,359 of the kids doing backflips on the trampoline, that was 461 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,839 a little nuts. But it's okay. We'll move on. Not 462 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:20,559 a ton to single out here, but when where this 463 00:25:20,599 --> 00:25:22,400 is where Colton says that he'd be really he's going 464 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,400 to be really good at this game because he was 465 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,960 a good tackler. And we then head back into the house. 466 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,680 Now we have no idea who got the secret trader. 467 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:37,559 That's what secret means secret. So we start with a 468 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,400 trader staple right out of the gate, and that is 469 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:45,519 stating the obvious. Tara Lipniki says, one of us is 470 00:25:45,519 --> 00:25:46,319 a trader. 471 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,359 Speaker 2: Lisa renn has got a couple of those tonight too. 472 00:25:50,839 --> 00:25:52,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, so Ruby, who. 473 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,839 Speaker 2: Someone's going to die tonight? Oh? 474 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:55,359 Speaker 4: Wow? 475 00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 1: Ruby? Who is j Jam? 476 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:04,200 Speaker 3: Jam? Jam is a wonderful man. He he was placed 477 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,519 in a very very subpar situation I find remembering correctly 478 00:26:07,559 --> 00:26:12,599 on his Survivor's season, like he repeatedly was just losing, losing, losing, losing, 479 00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:16,920 just shitty, no nothing, and then he won. And he's 480 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,920 just a likable guy who I think owns a hair 481 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,000 salon with his husband. 482 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:24,839 Speaker 1: So yeah, Jamjam versus Michael Rappaport, Hey, Michael Rappaport, You're 483 00:26:24,839 --> 00:26:26,559 gonna need to hit the gym a little bit, buddy, 484 00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:27,559 because no chance. 485 00:26:27,599 --> 00:26:29,079 Speaker 2: Well, I'm good at trash talking. 486 00:26:30,279 --> 00:26:35,200 Speaker 1: Okay, No, you're not. Jam Jam's dismantling, Okay, you are going. 487 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,160 Speaker 3: It's like jam Jam becomes unhinged in a very different way. Michael, 488 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,119 Michael needs to superglue his hinges back on. The screws 489 00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:42,799 are gone, they. 490 00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:44,720 Speaker 2: Popped off, but at least the hinges. 491 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, but he has the hinge on forbot it. He 492 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:49,599 needs to glue it really quickly and then shove it 493 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,160 back or just to be hinged, you know. And I can't. 494 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,640 Speaker 2: I love later on when they're at a round table 495 00:26:55,559 --> 00:26:59,079 and yeah, I mean I like lifts up with the 496 00:26:59,759 --> 00:27:01,759 you know that's bored with Michael's name on. It is 497 00:27:01,799 --> 00:27:05,720 like I chose you, Michael because you deserved it? 498 00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:08,880 Speaker 1: Are we? I think we're It doesn't happen. 499 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,400 Speaker 2: I'm saying it doesn't. It doesn't. 500 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,920 Speaker 1: There's no okay, right, okay, and I want to be 501 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,319 who is Mona do exchange that? 502 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,440 Speaker 3: I don't know. I do not watch her, pauls, I'm sorry. 503 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,319 Speaker 2: My understanding is she'd been on like three different seasons 504 00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:26,960 of that. Okay, who is who is Natalie. 505 00:27:29,519 --> 00:27:30,559 Speaker 1: Incredible Survivor? 506 00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:32,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, and she'd won as well. 507 00:27:32,759 --> 00:27:35,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think she oh no, no, I thought she 508 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,480 was she was on I don't know if she was 509 00:27:38,519 --> 00:27:40,759 on All Stars. I feel like I've seen her twice 510 00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:41,440 on Survivor. 511 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,920 Speaker 3: You have she was on with her sister one time. 512 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,079 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she's really really good. 513 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,880 Speaker 2: She's really good. Now this is probably happens after the 514 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,480 shoulder taps, but she announces to like a group of 515 00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:54,480 people that she's going to be a trader. Hunter clearly 516 00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:57,559 hasn't watched the show or listened to this podcast, because that. 517 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,440 Speaker 4: Is a dumb move. 518 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:06,599 Speaker 2: So right, don't announce yourself number one rule of play. 519 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,400 So fly on the wall. 520 00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:14,119 Speaker 1: Jam Jam and Mona Exchange are very right about Mamma Kelsey. 521 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,119 She's the perfect casting choice for a trader. 522 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,960 Speaker 2: Can I say this though? Who cares if she's a 523 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,400 perfect casting choice. 524 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 1: Because you don't have a lot to go on in 525 00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:27,240 the beginning. Fact that, honestly, that is the strongest clue 526 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,599 early game that you can go with. Who would production 527 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,319 choose Candace? And when we'll get to this in a bit, 528 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:39,160 but like, just take obvious swings in the beginning because. 529 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,839 Speaker 2: You're thinking viral moments, like the most. 530 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,079 Speaker 1: There are people that you're not gonna cast. I don't 531 00:28:46,119 --> 00:28:49,160 know if you're not gonna make Eric the secret right 532 00:28:49,319 --> 00:28:52,720 exactly so you don't have to worry about him. But 533 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,799 Candace Michael Rappaport, as we've seen in the past, like 534 00:28:55,839 --> 00:29:00,359 Boston Rob. The show picks people who they think would 535 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,440 be good at it, and sometimes it's pretty fucking obvious. 536 00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:06,799 I love Tiffany playing to get her son through college, 537 00:29:06,839 --> 00:29:11,200 and we've seen the ethical motive come out on top before, 538 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,559 so I think that there's something that imbuse your spirit 539 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,920 and the game if you are really doing it for 540 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,359 a good reason, you know. I don't know. Maybe it's 541 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,400 just woo woo, unlike Mamma Kelsey, who's here because the 542 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:29,240 fucking FBI or whatever entity wants to fucking diversify the 543 00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:33,279 family's profile. I don't fucking know that. The Anyways, we 544 00:29:33,359 --> 00:29:36,279 get to the roundtable and our trader selection. 545 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 2: I must say, and I want to hear what your 546 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,480 thoughts were when you saw the three shoulder taps. I 547 00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:48,960 was a bit disappointed at the choices initially. 548 00:29:49,519 --> 00:29:56,920 Speaker 1: Okay, So our choices are Candace, who says, I mean, anyways, 549 00:29:57,119 --> 00:30:02,680 Candace Rinna, who wants to call Harry Hamlin and tell 550 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,680 him immediately. 551 00:30:03,359 --> 00:30:04,720 Speaker 2: I'm gonna call Harry. 552 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,119 Speaker 1: Can you imagine I call Harry? I'm a trader. 553 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:13,359 Speaker 3: It's great, okay, honey, Okay, all. 554 00:30:13,359 --> 00:30:16,000 Speaker 1: Right, that's me and the girls are going to Gelson. 555 00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:17,039 So we'll talk to you later. 556 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,200 Speaker 2: Your grandmother's outside, No, your mom's outside. 557 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:26,640 Speaker 1: Lois, Honey, you're not gonna believe it. Lois is outside. 558 00:30:27,519 --> 00:30:30,440 She's torturing the dogs again. Oh no way, she's he 559 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,799 her too, I just saw her. 560 00:30:32,119 --> 00:30:35,559 Speaker 2: She can't be two places at once, just be a 561 00:30:35,599 --> 00:30:37,720 bird or a ghost. 562 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:42,640 Speaker 1: There you go, Angel. Next up? Well, yeah, is Rob 563 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,799 the snake charmer. 564 00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:46,799 Speaker 2: Rob's a snake charmer. 565 00:30:47,599 --> 00:30:50,759 Speaker 1: Well, he doesn't so much charm them as he does 566 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,920 jump on them violently and grab them by the throat, 567 00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:55,559 which to some people is charming. 568 00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:58,960 Speaker 2: Now if you're now now, just to go back to 569 00:30:59,119 --> 00:31:01,519 you two talk, or maybe it was mostly Tellan talking 570 00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:05,279 about who would producers pick as a great casting choice. 571 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,880 Rob would not be a great casting choice because no 572 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,119 one knows who the fuck he is. 573 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,799 Speaker 1: I know, but every season you get obvious choices and 574 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,000 not obvious choices. 575 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,559 Speaker 3: Okay, I disagree. I think that People Love Island was 576 00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:20,000 a massive fucking deal this year or last year. I 577 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,759 think we're actually probably the only like. I think it's 578 00:31:22,759 --> 00:31:24,480 weird that the three of us all don't know who 579 00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:25,160 he is, and I. 580 00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:27,839 Speaker 1: Can't watch shows that are on every night that aren't 581 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:28,759 game shows. 582 00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:31,839 Speaker 3: It's too much. And also it's too much. And when 583 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,000 they don't make their beds, it's too anxiety inducing. You 584 00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:34,839 can't do that every day. 585 00:31:34,839 --> 00:31:36,640 Speaker 1: And also, don't give me the love Island is a 586 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,480 game show. It's not a game show. Okay, it's a section. 587 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:43,279 Speaker 2: Okay. So in my mind I thought definitely either Dirinda 588 00:31:43,839 --> 00:31:46,160 as a housewife or Renna. 589 00:31:46,079 --> 00:31:49,400 Speaker 1: Derinda would have been really good from getting from getting 590 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:53,079 eliminated in the first episode to trader would have been amazing. 591 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:58,039 Speaker 2: Right, So I I think Renna will be the first 592 00:31:58,079 --> 00:32:00,599 trader to get exposed, just because I don't think she's 593 00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:01,279 going to be good at this. 594 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,880 Speaker 1: Well, we'll see. I'm good with the traders. 595 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,759 Speaker 2: Should we do our picks right now? Who we think? 596 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,559 Just as we're so early in the first episode, who 597 00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:16,039 makes it to the end? We might as well because 598 00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:16,920 we have no idea. 599 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to go for it? Yeah, why do 600 00:32:21,599 --> 00:32:22,039 you start? 601 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,759 Speaker 2: I think I don't. God, Hey, guys, get in the comments. 602 00:32:26,039 --> 00:32:29,920 Has any an OG trader ever made it to the end? 603 00:32:30,039 --> 00:32:32,839 I'm not talking about a trader that got initiated later 604 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,160 in the game. We've seen that play over a few times, 605 00:32:35,759 --> 00:32:38,799 a o G trader. Because I think that's an achilles 606 00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:39,920 heell getting picked. 607 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:40,839 Speaker 1: As the OG. You're done. 608 00:32:41,319 --> 00:32:43,119 Speaker 2: It's hard to get through the entire game, is that, 609 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,119 if there is one. I'm loving the way that Rob 610 00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:50,519 initially plays this first episode as a trader. He's the same, 611 00:32:50,559 --> 00:32:55,079 He's playing a great game. I like him. I think 612 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,839 Kristen's playing the kind of game I like, which is 613 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:58,720 fly on the Wall. 614 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:04,599 Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that Kristen is a really, really strong contender. 615 00:33:05,119 --> 00:33:06,519 I think Eric is too. 616 00:33:06,799 --> 00:33:12,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, and Tiffany Tiffany as not to get ahead of myself. 617 00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:15,720 I think she has a little too much heart for 618 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,119 mister Rappaport, and he may sink her later on, but 619 00:33:20,119 --> 00:33:23,559 I just like her. She's super smart and she's observant, 620 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,079 which sometimes can get you in trouble with dumb clues. 621 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,000 But uh, I've gotta say it's one of those three 622 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,519 that makes it to the end interesting. 623 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:36,319 Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I like the the Kristen pick, but yeah, 624 00:33:36,359 --> 00:33:39,920 we'll see. I also think Duet x Monett is doing 625 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:44,359 great in this first first three episode run. But yeah, 626 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,400 I mean it should be a little bit more obvious 627 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:48,720 to us, but. 628 00:33:48,759 --> 00:33:51,160 Speaker 2: It's a it's hold on. I want to point out 629 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,920 who has won in the seasons that we've watched people 630 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:59,000 that have been flying the walls genuinely nice. Right. 631 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,559 Speaker 1: I think Ron Funches has a really, really good shot 632 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,559 of getting late into this game. He's such a sweet guy. 633 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,319 Speaker 2: We'll get there. 634 00:34:08,119 --> 00:34:11,559 Speaker 1: So the we head out of the meeting and we 635 00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:16,519 already have some slip ups. Rinna is struggling instantaneously with this. 636 00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:21,559 She's very nervous, she's very goofy, she's very loud, but 637 00:34:21,599 --> 00:34:23,480 that's just kind of who she is. So she may 638 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,079 be able to do a good job. Natalie, I think 639 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:31,159 steps in in a bear trap. She's incredible on Survivor. 640 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:37,159 But we've never seen the faithful monologue work really. Yeah, 641 00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:38,880 when you stand up in front of a bunch of 642 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,480 people and profess yourself to be a faithful and that 643 00:34:41,519 --> 00:34:45,280 you're committed to the faithful cause, it just hurts you. 644 00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:48,159 It's not it's it's a flashlight. 645 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,519 Speaker 2: The way you gain trust with faithful is through bonding, 646 00:34:51,559 --> 00:34:53,400 through time and your vote patterns. 647 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:58,480 Speaker 1: Right, there's no amount of saying. But the worst of 648 00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:03,800 all the players so far is Michael Rapport, who stands 649 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:09,880 in the foyer amidst a dozen people, maybe even a 650 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:15,920 baker's dozen people, and says, mathematically, want to use a 651 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,920 fucking trader and want to use a trade. 652 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,119 Speaker 2: Well, he refers to the two groups, the gamers and 653 00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:23,280 the housewives. Now he's absolutely correct in pointing this out. Sure, 654 00:35:23,559 --> 00:35:26,239 but he's being an idiot because he's breaking Patty's rule 655 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,400 and he's not correct. 656 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,199 Speaker 1: There are two housewives and no gamers. But he's correct 657 00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:37,159 to think like this. Just don't just glue the hinges 658 00:35:37,559 --> 00:35:38,480 back on. 659 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,320 Speaker 3: Them, Michael, glue the hint. You need to get the 660 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,440 glue back because your hinges are we need the doors 661 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,199 back on you are. You may be right, you may 662 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,960 be wrong, but either way, if the door was closed 663 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,239 and your hinges were glued on, it wouldn't ruin you. 664 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,840 And you need to stop speaking completely. I think if 665 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,440 he has any chance of getting past week two in 666 00:35:59,519 --> 00:36:02,760 this game, he can't talk any anymore. 667 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,199 Speaker 1: Ever, Now do you fault? Yeah, go ahead. 668 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,000 Speaker 2: Well it's funny because we've seen this happen where and 669 00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:10,639 Michael will fall into this. Sometimes they don't even think 670 00:36:10,639 --> 00:36:13,039 you're a trader. They just are so annoyed by you 671 00:36:13,119 --> 00:36:14,599 they will get rid of you. 672 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:19,320 Speaker 1: The raccoon boy, the Australian with butthole eyes, suffered this faith, 673 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,960 and we don't think you're a trader. 674 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,639 Speaker 2: We just don't want to hear you anymore. 675 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a tough pill to swallow. We're not 676 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,119 doing this for any strategy, any gameplay, really any reason 677 00:36:31,159 --> 00:36:33,679 other than we do not want to be around you. 678 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,880 Speaker 2: We strongly dislike you so well. Michael claims to be 679 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,960 a fan of this show, and for someone that watches 680 00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:42,800 this show, he just he's like a five year old 681 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,559 on fucking ridlin. He's fifty nine. 682 00:36:45,559 --> 00:36:48,960 Speaker 1: Right, right, he is. But he's a big Housewives guy, 683 00:36:49,199 --> 00:36:53,639 big Housewives guy, and I think that people will see 684 00:36:53,639 --> 00:36:56,159 that if they follow his Instagram account where And he's 685 00:36:56,199 --> 00:36:59,679 walking down New York City streets screaming at people about 686 00:37:00,039 --> 00:37:06,440 I don't know, fucking derate anyways, well Israel lately, but 687 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:11,440 usually it's de rate. Wow. Yeah, by the way, yeah, 688 00:37:11,559 --> 00:37:12,719 yeah that's true. 689 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:18,079 Speaker 2: Well. Uh, Michael Rob who's newly anointed Trader, walks into 690 00:37:18,159 --> 00:37:21,159 a room and Michael twenty seven goes, hey, you and 691 00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:24,239 I are gonna have a fucking problem because you're too quiet. 692 00:37:24,599 --> 00:37:27,119 And I got a real problem with quiet people because 693 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:27,840 you're sneaky. 694 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,880 Speaker 1: Hey, hey, listen to me, your good looks and you're quiet. 695 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,639 It's not gonna fucking work. It's gonna be a fucking problem. 696 00:37:34,159 --> 00:37:39,159 Ye cry so roubes, go ahead, what would you do? 697 00:37:39,199 --> 00:37:40,920 Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. I thought that Rob handled this like 698 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,400 a champion, which is why I'm excited to see him trade, 699 00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:46,280 because I think as he trades, he's going to be 700 00:37:46,519 --> 00:37:50,960 he handles absurd shit like somebody, for example, yelling in 701 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,159 his face, you're a fucking trader. We know that you're trader. 702 00:37:53,199 --> 00:37:55,079 You're a liar, You're a trader. He would be like, 703 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,800 you're all right, that you're you know, fink whatever you want. 704 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,880 I this was absurd. This was like that act, that scene, 705 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,920 and this is forty when Leslie Mann finds that the 706 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,880 child that was texting her daughter, That's what this felt like. 707 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,519 It's like, what do you do? What do you even do? 708 00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:10,039 It's just so crazy? What's going on? 709 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,239 Speaker 1: Yeah? I think she tells the child that he looks 710 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,119 like Tom Petty. 711 00:38:14,199 --> 00:38:15,559 Speaker 3: Yeah she does. 712 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's get to the turret. Renna and 713 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,119 Candice are revealed and make a sound similar to a 714 00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:25,199 coop of chickens being machine gunned to death, and then 715 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,119 Rob Rausch heads up and we are reminded that there 716 00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:33,440 is one more Trader left. Big time Twisty says Lisa. 717 00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:39,159 Really love it. Let's break down the role of the 718 00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,679 Secret Trader. Now, the Traders do not know who the 719 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,360 Secret Trader is. The Secret Trader does not know who 720 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,840 the Traders are. But the Secret Trader will be writing 721 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,639 a short list for the Traders to select from. This 722 00:38:51,679 --> 00:38:54,559 is not an open field. There's a curated list of 723 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:59,760 possible victims from the Secret Trader. Now, this was your idea, 724 00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:02,719 and they owe you twenty thousand dollars for it. It's 725 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:09,320 also how many of these subtrifuge games are played. Secret 726 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:15,000 Hitler has this mechanism I think Mafia does, but you 727 00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:18,519 don't want to give It's a way to neutralize the 728 00:39:18,679 --> 00:39:23,119 power of the Traders a little bit. And I love 729 00:39:23,199 --> 00:39:28,760 this inclusion because the Traders have to wrestle with one 730 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:34,440 not having a full field of people to kill, possibly 731 00:39:34,559 --> 00:39:37,599 having their names on the list, which is what we 732 00:39:37,639 --> 00:39:41,679 see with Rob tonight, but also having to be careful 733 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,920 of who they banish because they're trying to sess out 734 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:51,480 who their shadow ally is, which just makes the game 735 00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:53,159 that much more interesting. 736 00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,320 Speaker 2: As well. 737 00:39:55,559 --> 00:40:00,039 Speaker 1: We'll get there okay, so Rob Rausch heads up and 738 00:40:00,039 --> 00:40:03,400 and oh no, this is where they meet. Okay, so 739 00:40:03,519 --> 00:40:05,719 we'll get to the first challenge right now. We have boats, 740 00:40:06,079 --> 00:40:09,000 we have coffins, and we have three leaders. Rob Colton 741 00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:10,440 and Stevens called. 742 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,679 Speaker 2: Tea Gas time to get a snack? 743 00:40:16,639 --> 00:40:20,199 Speaker 1: What mission, Bomber. I was going to go to you 744 00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,559 and go what, and then you said the question. 745 00:40:22,599 --> 00:40:24,880 Speaker 2: I was going to ask tea Gas time to get 746 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:29,639 a snack? These missions suck. You can call them filler 747 00:40:29,679 --> 00:40:33,519 if you want, but that's just one word. F so 748 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:35,199 much fun to call it tea gas. 749 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,159 Speaker 3: Okay, thank you for the breakdown, pot I would have 750 00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:40,079 been lost in the woods. 751 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,199 Speaker 1: I still very much am because I. 752 00:40:46,519 --> 00:40:49,400 Speaker 3: Well Dylan Dylan, Dylan Dylan. But when you're viewing these challenges, 753 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,199 are you gleaning anything other than which I will say, 754 00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,039 it's hard to row. It's very difficult to row. Many 755 00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:58,280 a childhood fights were started because of the inability to 756 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:02,119 row with two of us. Also, were you about to disagree? 757 00:41:02,639 --> 00:41:05,719 Speaker 2: I know I'm a law breaker here, but why bring 758 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,039 one coffin back at a time? I would we all 759 00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:11,239 have hands here, right, grab a coffin. We're gonna drag 760 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,159 like six back one trip. 761 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,079 Speaker 3: You have to hook it Patrick with my. 762 00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:21,280 Speaker 2: Shock like Billy the Kid, Matthew McConaughey. All right, all right, 763 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,320 all right, okay. 764 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,480 Speaker 1: He's weird today, and I gotta say I love it. 765 00:41:26,559 --> 00:41:29,400 Speaker 2: I'm gonna drink a but no, I'm sorry. What's that 766 00:41:29,519 --> 00:41:30,639 brand that we're sponsoring? 767 00:41:30,639 --> 00:41:30,840 Speaker 3: Now? 768 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,519 Speaker 1: Big SIPs? 769 00:41:31,559 --> 00:41:38,800 Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a big sip. Okay, I've slept four 770 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,079 and a half hours, I've watched nine hours of television. 771 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:47,920 Speaker 1: Teetha time for a big sip. I like it? Yeah, 772 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,119 me too? So can I break the fucking game? 773 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:51,199 Speaker 2: Yeah? Sorry? Okay. 774 00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,000 Speaker 1: So there are three boats and we're going to be 775 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:58,880 rowing out gathering coffins, towing them back. Now, the games 776 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,880 are more filler than normally the rest of the show. 777 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:07,599 But what the American version does is throws wrenches in 778 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:13,039 the contests. This wrench is upon bringing the coffin back, 779 00:42:13,159 --> 00:42:17,119 you will select a grave with a name on it. 780 00:42:17,679 --> 00:42:22,519 That person will be up for elimination. So however many 781 00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:24,960 they get, they will get the most money, and then 782 00:42:25,159 --> 00:42:27,679 the more money, and then more people will be up 783 00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:30,639 for elimination. So you throw this thing into the game 784 00:42:30,679 --> 00:42:34,079 of people having to be strategic about who they're putting 785 00:42:34,159 --> 00:42:36,440 up for elimination, which I like quite a bit. And 786 00:42:36,639 --> 00:42:39,880 we see that it really it kind of leads to 787 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:46,639 a lot of contentious opinions. Michael Rappaport is beside himself 788 00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,039 that someone would put. 789 00:42:48,119 --> 00:42:53,760 Speaker 2: I can't fucking believe. Yeah, this is wor shit, Michael, 790 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,400 we hate you. 791 00:42:54,519 --> 00:42:56,840 Speaker 1: I looked at that grave plot and someone had to 792 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,559 make their way around to the second road to put 793 00:42:59,639 --> 00:43:01,599 my fucking coffin in that grave. 794 00:43:02,639 --> 00:43:05,800 Speaker 3: And they're like, no, Michael, we all did it together. 795 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,840 We know we don't want you here, and that's why. 796 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:14,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, So Johnny falls Colton pulls a coffin up onto 797 00:43:14,639 --> 00:43:16,719 the boat, states the obvious. The more we put in 798 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,079 their graves, the less room they'll have to put in ours. 799 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,480 The Red and the Green team have teamed up and 800 00:43:21,519 --> 00:43:24,119 they are wiping the White team away. Stephen from Laguna 801 00:43:24,159 --> 00:43:26,000 Beach says, I guess I'm not a great leader. Are 802 00:43:26,039 --> 00:43:29,880 there leaders in this contest? Like, Stephen, you're not leading anybody? 803 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:38,719 Candace orchestrates Donna. Yeah, I think Candace says, we we 804 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,400 got to pull. 805 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:41,719 Speaker 2: Yes. 806 00:43:42,199 --> 00:43:48,400 Speaker 1: Attempts to okay another Traders tradition, the Christopher Nolan manipulation 807 00:43:48,519 --> 00:43:52,679 of time. Now, Nolan does it with Master for Storytelling, 808 00:43:53,599 --> 00:43:59,239 Traders does it with Chiron's and countdowns. Okay, we are 809 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:05,360 always in every challenge one second away from succeeding or failing. 810 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,639 Speaker 2: So just like that time piece you know, or that 811 00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,079 little coin spinning around. 812 00:44:11,679 --> 00:44:15,800 Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah right, I hate Uh. 813 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,400 Speaker 1: You're speaking of inception, you're speaking of the totems. Uh, 814 00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:22,880 And I agree, it's not what it's not. It's not 815 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:23,880 his best. 816 00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:26,920 Speaker 2: Van going off that bridge. I'm like, oh my god. 817 00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,159 Speaker 5: Right, they keep cutting to it, and I'm like, well 818 00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,800 this is a yeah, yeah, yeah, and it does get 819 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,480 a little null and he's like, well, in when they're 820 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,840 falling off the bridge, it takes seven seconds, but here 821 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,159 it takes seven days, and down there it takes four years. 822 00:44:40,159 --> 00:44:47,800 Speaker 1: And my wife is okay, got it. So Ron rob r, Donna, 823 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,760 Eric Michelle, Ian Darinda robs Mark are all up for elimination. 824 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,719 Not only are they up for elimination, but they have 825 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:59,280 to cover their graves with dirt brutal. Now, Donna is 826 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,519 a nasty player. Are in a vile creature? She says, 827 00:45:01,559 --> 00:45:05,960 don't get mad, get even she is this wolf and 828 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,719 sheep's clothing are a wolf and grandma's clothing. Okay, this 829 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,239 woman is a threat and a danger to everyone on 830 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,480 this cast. And this this cookie house pullshit. Don't fall 831 00:45:16,519 --> 00:45:20,280 for it. Okay, we get moving I mean, am I 832 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,239 the only one that is tired of this family? 833 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,519 Speaker 4: I haven't? 834 00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:26,800 Speaker 1: I mean, my god, get in the comms. 835 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,000 Speaker 2: This is the first time I've been acquainted with miss 836 00:45:29,079 --> 00:45:31,559 uh miss whatever their name is. 837 00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:36,559 Speaker 1: Right, but you've been acquainted with the brothers Cherravis, Yeah, 838 00:45:36,599 --> 00:45:43,440 his girlfriend, Jason, his lovely wife. And again they're lovely. 839 00:45:43,519 --> 00:45:47,239 But I'm sick. I've had so much. So we get 840 00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,519 moving back and Porsia is still pissed that they almost 841 00:45:50,559 --> 00:45:55,440 put a coffin in her grave. Porsia, calm the fuck 842 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,679 down to Porsia, I would say, glue the hinges back on. 843 00:46:00,039 --> 00:46:03,480 As a second to Michael Rappaport in terms of being 844 00:46:03,679 --> 00:46:06,440 horrible at this game, is Porscha ribes go. 845 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:11,920 Speaker 3: Ahead, Porsia is, I will say, though she's this is 846 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,119 what her hinges are like. The contractor came in and 847 00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:16,199 he was like, man, they're fully screwed on that. You 848 00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,480 didn't lose any This is just Porsia. I do not 849 00:46:18,559 --> 00:46:21,719 know Michael Rappaport on a personal level. If this is 850 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:26,360 really what he is like in his everyday life, that's interesting, Porsia. 851 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,159 I can't explain why it's more acceptable to me, but 852 00:46:29,199 --> 00:46:32,039 it is, and based off of what we've seen on Atlanta. 853 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,280 She's nutty and fun and I think it'll be fucking 854 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,280 hilarious to watch. 855 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:40,880 Speaker 1: She has the biggest ass I've ever seen on a 856 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,400 human being. I mean, it is the size of a star. 857 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,480 It's ridiculous, It's beautiful. Okay. 858 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:54,000 Speaker 2: I love asses. Yeah, small ones, big ones, flat ones, 859 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,239 tall ones, poofy. 860 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,440 Speaker 1: You have a tall ass. 861 00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,000 Speaker 2: I love them. And I love him in those blacks 862 00:47:00,159 --> 00:47:03,079 stretchy pants now as he shows everything. Okay, I love 863 00:47:03,079 --> 00:47:03,400 it as. 864 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,920 Speaker 1: Kay can you fly that please? 865 00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:05,800 Speaker 2: Hey? 866 00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:09,519 Speaker 1: Ribs, do you have anything to say or just can't it? 867 00:47:09,599 --> 00:47:09,800 Speaker 2: Head? 868 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,000 Speaker 4: No? 869 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,320 Speaker 1: No confusion? Yeah, okay. 870 00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:13,920 Speaker 2: Hey, So we're going to talk about in the van 871 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:18,519 where Candace makes this blunder right, yes, which was so stupid. 872 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,119 It's not like I wanted to win, but I hope 873 00:47:21,159 --> 00:47:24,599 she learns from this. If you're going to lie from 874 00:47:24,639 --> 00:47:27,119 a strategic standpoint to get something to. 875 00:47:27,119 --> 00:47:28,639 Speaker 1: Do, you cannot have a witness. 876 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:34,199 Speaker 2: You can't have a witness. So she says she heard 877 00:47:34,199 --> 00:47:37,840 Michael Rappaport say something along the lines of let's get 878 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,199 a housewife, right okay, which he did not say. Ron 879 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,000 Funches was right there and later on he's such a 880 00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:46,119 sweet guy and is right there as a witness to 881 00:47:46,159 --> 00:47:47,480 say that was not said. 882 00:47:47,559 --> 00:47:52,400 Speaker 1: But she mentions this in the Core with Portia and 883 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,239 Mara from Loving Laura. Now, what Candace knew and what 884 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,880 we were ignorant about, or are ignorant about, is that 885 00:48:01,519 --> 00:48:04,800 people who are on Love is Blind or Love Island, 886 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,719 they're not necessarily witnesses. They're more like mannequins who just 887 00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,000 fucking drink and sit in the back of cards. Because 888 00:48:12,039 --> 00:48:15,079 when she is when she is asked to corroborate this, 889 00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:17,000 she goes, oh god, no day. 890 00:48:18,079 --> 00:48:22,199 Speaker 2: Had she been able to coroborate that, that could have 891 00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,199 been the end for Candace, and that would have been 892 00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,280 a quick ending for her right now. 893 00:48:26,519 --> 00:48:30,000 Speaker 1: Rapaport, to his credit, when Porsche brings this to him, 894 00:48:30,199 --> 00:48:33,800 he goes, let's get everybody involved. Let's get everybody involved. 895 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,400 Speaker 2: You got Ron, I thought, and by the way, everybody 896 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,559 was in the kitchen. I'm like, oh my god, we're 897 00:48:38,559 --> 00:48:40,719 going to see a Trader go down in the first day. 898 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,239 It's never been done before. 899 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:47,239 Speaker 1: We get to the Turret and the Secret Trader Shortlist 900 00:48:47,599 --> 00:48:52,360 Renna Candace, excuse me, and I'm so sorry. 901 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,280 Speaker 3: Okay, it was still it was. 902 00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,400 Speaker 1: It's very dry out here and it's doing things. My 903 00:49:01,519 --> 00:49:06,480 agies hiccop and then my sneeze. I sucked in. It 904 00:49:06,559 --> 00:49:07,360 was disgusting. 905 00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:13,039 Speaker 2: We're almost near the finish line, the Secret Trader provides me. 906 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,760 Speaker 1: I think it was the Mic and Ikes. Honestly, we 907 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,920 had Mike and Ikes and it it glommed me up. 908 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,079 I think it's what happened, and I want to say again, 909 00:49:19,119 --> 00:49:24,039 I apologize. So the Secret List and I love calling 910 00:49:24,039 --> 00:49:25,039 it the Secret. 911 00:49:24,639 --> 00:49:29,599 Speaker 2: List me too. The Secret short List Ian T. S 912 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,480 s l. 913 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:40,360 Speaker 1: Okay Tea Gas. You know, I want to name the 914 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:45,320 episode that, but no one will have a fucking clue 915 00:49:45,599 --> 00:49:48,360 what it means, and when they listen to it, they 916 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:53,440 still might not. Okay. So the t SSL is Ian 917 00:49:54,039 --> 00:49:59,280 who is a Big Brother player, Mark who is on 918 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,960 Dancing with This, Eric who is a world renowned singer, 919 00:50:03,519 --> 00:50:08,039 and the Snake Charmer. Now the Secret Trader put the 920 00:50:08,079 --> 00:50:11,519 Snake Charmer on this list. Now he's a Trader so 921 00:50:11,639 --> 00:50:15,639 now he has to worry about this goddamn fucking Secret 922 00:50:15,639 --> 00:50:20,039 Trader blowing his shit up, because you could surmise that 923 00:50:20,199 --> 00:50:24,760 if the Secret Trader is shortlisting you, they will be 924 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:29,320 politicking against you in the house. So that's something that 925 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:29,920 you got. 926 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:33,039 Speaker 2: To be a little Here's what's interesting about these really 927 00:50:33,079 --> 00:50:36,079 early on lists, like that you can't actually kind of 928 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:39,320 glean anything from him because nobody knows anybody yet. Like 929 00:50:39,519 --> 00:50:42,000 I'd love to ask the Secret Trader what was behind 930 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:42,519 this list? 931 00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:46,039 Speaker 1: I would love and we have not had this really, 932 00:50:46,079 --> 00:50:49,039 but I would love for the Traders to come out 933 00:50:49,119 --> 00:50:52,639 and take a fucking swing just they say that we 934 00:50:52,679 --> 00:50:56,360 don't want to rock the apple cart. Every season it's 935 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,519 always kind of like a milk toast murder on the 936 00:50:59,519 --> 00:51:03,320 first night. Take somebody out. Put people on fucking notice. 937 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,199 We're here to kill and we're here to recap. Get 938 00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:08,880 in the comments, let us know what you thought about 939 00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:11,719 the first episode of The Traders. We're so happy that 940 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:15,119 the show is back. I had to patroon dot com, 941 00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:19,400 slash another podcast network for the full season, Real Housewives 942 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:24,519 of Salt Lake reunion coming up and all so much Moors. 943 00:51:25,559 --> 00:51:32,760 I'm Dylan that's pat Hi and Ruby say goodbye. Nailed 944 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:33,599 it 945 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:42,280 Speaker 4: Into spas