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Speaker 1: Calorougus Shark Media. Ten Am, Johnny Mack with your daily

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comedy news. We are still talking about the roost of

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Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart himself was on what's it called

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Jimmy Kimmel Live. I was gonna call it like late

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Night with Jimmy Kimmel. That's not a thing, Jimmy Kimmel Live,

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which is now America's number one late night talk show.

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We'll get to that in a bit, but here's Kevin

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hartch talking about the roost. Obviously, you know you could

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you dish it out there.

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Speaker 2: You can obviously take it as well because you volunteered

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to be a part of this, absolutely obviously. Well, I

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think the the beauty of any roast is the roast

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ta being gained for whatever is going to happen. Yeah,

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so sometimes it happens that the roasty did not research

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what theah. Sometimes they sit in that chair and don't

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really understand what comes with that chair.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I've seen that happen.

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Speaker 2: When you sit in that chair, it's like, okay, have

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at it, like go have a good time. No, did

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I get the mic last? And I'm going to have

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a good time. But you're not gonna make me uncomfortable

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in the chair. I'm not gonna let you get the

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luxury of seeing me be discomfortable, Like, I'm not gonna

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I'm not gonna sit and give a reaction of oh

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my god, this stuff hurts what you're saying. So I

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sat there and in comfort. Uh no, no, man, I

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think uh, I think. The the the one that caught

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me off guard, Dwayne. Dwayne had the picture of my

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father and and he had a mug shot of my dad,

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and he goes, look at my dad, keV. We both

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love our dads. And he had a picture of his

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dad in shape, you know, coming from a gym. He's like,

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look at my dad, He's a tank. And then he

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goes look at Kevin's dad. And it was the worst

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picture of my father. I've ever seen the worst picture

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of my find. And they caught me off guard. But

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it was funny and and and anything done. Uh with

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the effort of giving the laugh, I'm always gonna give

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Speaker 1: Kim ask Kevin Hart, which celebrity is Kevin? Things could

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be good for future roasts. Kevin suggested Lebron James because

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of his enormous cultural influence and public profile, and Kimmel asked,

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what about Oprah? Would that be unacceptable? Hart immediately rejected

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the idea and said that would be like spray painting

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the Sistine Chapel. If I found out Oprah's that she

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wanted to do what, I'm driving one hundred miles an

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hour to Oprah's house. You cannot do this, no shot.

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Kevin Hart never afraid to work. I told you he's

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working on a movie in which two rival spies cross

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pass and a Lama's classes, their wives become friends, their

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double lives collide in unexpectedly hilarious and dangerous ways. You

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know that might not be the worst idea for a

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movie either. And now I like the casting the other spy,

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Henry Cavill, you know Superman, you know the guy that

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should be James Bond. Very good casting. Mara like that

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a lot from Late Nighter. They've got the ratings from

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the first post Colbert week in Late Night. As predicted,

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Jimmy Kimmel is now number one. I will continue to

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with that that's a major, major, can't miss opportunity for Jimmy Fallon.

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guest hosts all summer and Fallon puts in the work

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all right from Late Nighter. According to Nielsen Live plus

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joining sixty Minutes to replace Anderson Cooper. When I saw

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this on Twitter, I just wanted to say to people

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who were like saying Joe Rogan rumor to join sixty Minutes,

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sixty minutes because if they ask me, I will actually

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that CBS was considering Joe Rogan. An unnamed media executive

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name sources. Rogan would bring a core connection to over

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fifty percent of the country. Joe Rogan speaks to viewers

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who feel ignored or mocked by legacy media. There was

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never a chance of that happening. A CBS spokesperson said,

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the rumors are false. I don't know why, but I

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Atlantic had the wonderful headline, Comedy's biggest stand up won't

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be Hollywood's next leading man, Nate, are you listening to me?

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Theme park? Terrible idea? Stand up tour, great idea. The

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subhetter from the Atlantic, Naperghazzy's big screen experiment is a bust.

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name in his field. He's been the top grossing stand

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up in America for two years in a row. He

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hosted last year's Emmy's Appey It's to mixed reviews, and

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don't do it. Consequently, there was every reason to think

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that the new movie The Breadwinner would break through with audiences.

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It's a breezy comedy, aim Squareliad Family is blomb blah blah.

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The Breadwinner is admittedly not very good. Dave Chappelle is touring.

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He just announced five tour stops for twenty twenty six.

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They're all in June, Baltimore, Detroit, Cleveland, Chicago, and San Diego.

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Pretty big arenas. One of them the United Center. You'll

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find Dave Chappelle there on Friday June nineteenth. Are you

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ready to watch the NIXT tonight? Of course you are.

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Now if you watch game one, you saw Shane Gillis

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on the screen. It's unclear who Shane was rooting for,

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if anyone, but he was wearing a simple black T

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shirt with the Chilis logo and a forty fifth and

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Lamar under the famed pepper. From Kron dot Com, they

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tell us the Chili's located on forty fifth and Lamar

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in Austin has been a long running local joke. The

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best friend is in town? Where should I take them

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to eat? Kron tells us it's unclear where Shane got

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the shirt from, but y two Kts sells a very

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similar shirt for nineteen ninety nine. We're also told gillisism

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and spotted court side at Spurs games before who knows. Hey,

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What if we brought that back and made it a

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TV show? Yeah. Hulu has ordered a comedy pilot inspired

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by the Jim Carrey movie. Jake Johnson and Damon Wayne

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childhood friend he never forgot. The relationship gives each man

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side of modern day male friendship. Why are we making this?

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Mayor Zoran Mumdani. Yeah, that guy in the PSA. Amy

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unertainable to shoot here. Then you find out what the

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including the video. Amy Schumer, who likes when we talk

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Jay Leno is auctioning off a chance to meet Jay

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Leno and tour his legendary Big Dog Garage. This auction

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will benefit you mass Lowell, specifically the Joseph Dorsey Memorial Scholarship,

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which supports you mass Lowell Physical therapy students who demonstrate

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already see the Netflix English version of this. It'll star

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Adam Sandler and Marcelo Ornandez. It's already in my mind.

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You can fixture right. Chiefs Vice President of Brand Marketing

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and Fan Engagement, Lauren Deniwitz said, this is exactly the

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kind of storytelling opportunity the off season creates. When the

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The New York Nicks play Game three of the NBA

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Finals tonight at eight thirty pm. This show here, You

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