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Speaker 2: in Northern Ireland. Say hello to Catherine. Start and congratulations
Speaker 2: Catherine on your marriage to your new husband Jack this
Speaker 2: past weekend.
Speaker 1: Ah good, I have had a nice honeymoon.
Speaker 2: Well they're probably on it now. What's unique about this
Speaker 2: wedding is it's getting a lot of attention about the
Speaker 2: bridal party. The entire wedding guest and everybody included was
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty people, so decent sized wedding.
Speaker 1: That's a costly one too.
Speaker 2: One hundred and three of them were in the wedding party. Wait,
Speaker 2: Catherine had ninety five bridesmaids. Catherine's a little too high
Speaker 2: maintis to marry in my eyes, Jack had eight groomsmen.
Speaker 2: Where's the disconnect here? Well, Catherine runs a dance school,
Speaker 2: and it started off where she just had you know,
Speaker 2: seven or eight that we're going to be in her
Speaker 2: her bridal party. Then she said she started thinking about it,
Speaker 2: and I better just include all the dancers at my
Speaker 2: dance school and have them all as my brides mats.
Speaker 3: Actually pretty nice, all inclusive. If I'm one of the
Speaker 3: ninety eight though, and I got to buy the dress.
Speaker 2: Well, that was my first thought was, you're putting a
Speaker 2: lot of big ask on a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: They're not all that close to you, are they come
Speaker 2: on if they are good for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm already paying how much for your dance school?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: I got uh Yeatherine, how do you do this?
Speaker 3: No, you don't know? You know on the the invite
Speaker 3: will attend. So mister and missus Smith, will you be attending? No,
Speaker 3: here's the check. I still have two wedding checks to
Speaker 3: send right now. I didn't send yet the ones you
Speaker 3: didn't make it to I couldn't.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: So any of you who've been through planning or participating
Speaker 2: in a wedding yourself, how does that strike you? Ninety
Speaker 2: five bridesmaids.
Speaker 3: And for those poor eight groomsmen or whatever it was, well,
Speaker 3: they've gotta no, I'm no. I know you're thinking that,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but no, no, there's.
Speaker 4: No sizing up who's gonna be with who? With this
Speaker 4: you've got, it's like speed dating. But no, forget that.
Speaker 4: You gotta dance with them. And they're all dancers right
Speaker 4: like you know, guys, what do they call it? You
Speaker 4: trip over your own feet right and the dance talk.
Speaker 4: You gotta do a serious dance ladies.
Speaker 2: I would like to point out, though, that back in
Speaker 2: twenty fifteen, there was woman from right here in Florida,
Speaker 2: right out of the Tampa area, ironically named Tina Ackles,
Speaker 2: who had one hundred and sixty eight bridesmaids.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Just you said it.
Speaker 3: It's a big ask just to be a bridesmaid or
Speaker 3: a grimsman's not as bad. You know, you gotta do
Speaker 3: the tucks and you're a part of your buddy's you know,
Speaker 3: wedding and everything. But when you signed up for mine,
Speaker 3: how about that.
Speaker 1: The head lace in July? Yeah, that was yeah, that
Speaker 1: was something.
Speaker 3: And it was pouring out like rain on your wedding day.
Speaker 3: It was pouring out, so we couldn't even roll down
Speaker 3: the windows. Pat was sweating his his hair was sweating.
Speaker 3: It was hair then, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll have to look.
Speaker 3: Somebody asked if it was a stripper dance school, now
Speaker 3: just a regular dance school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're ready for a headline of the week contender. Here,
Speaker 2: hold on, have this story on our Facebook page if
Speaker 2: you want more. The headline pretty much gives you the
Speaker 2: gist of it, though. Man died of blunt force injuries
Speaker 2: at US zoo after suspected kangaroo fight.
Speaker 1: Never fight a kangaroo. Man at midnight on a Friday
Speaker 1: at a petting zoo. Oh hey little hey, little Jelley.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, that's what they call the babies, hey Jelley.
Speaker 1: And right here.
Speaker 2: Pat Children's petting Zoo in South Carolina, midnight on Friday,
Speaker 2: five Star Farms is where.
Speaker 1: Oh and all the kids had to see it.
Speaker 2: God, so I guess this guy, Robert Slates owns the
Speaker 2: petting zoo and his brother, his fifty two year old brother.
Speaker 2: You know, there had been some Friday night beers involved
Speaker 2: here died of multiple blunt force centuries to the head.
Speaker 2: Detailed the thing punched him or kicked him. That's it
Speaker 2: sounds like just like I'm getting there and box the kangaroo. Yeah, Jesus,
Speaker 2: you got lights out permanently. Don't don't box the kangaroo now.
Speaker 2: And the last item I have here sat here.
Speaker 3: When you see a bear, you walk around, turn around
Speaker 3: and walk the other way. Don't walk towards a kangaroo
Speaker 3: to fight it.
Speaker 2: So the bear story that we've now got a group
Speaker 2: who is trying to pressure the fish and Wildlife into
Speaker 2: delaying their decision on whether or not there's going to
Speaker 2: be a bear hunt in light of the negative publicity
Speaker 2: that's out there now because the bear that ate the
Speaker 2: guy mm hmm in southwest Florida. Yeah, the old man,
Speaker 2: which is I believe they said that's the first really
Speaker 2: documented unprovoked bear attack where that bear actually ate someone
Speaker 2: in Florida on record. So they're fearful that that news
Speaker 2: that they found the remains the guy and one of
Speaker 2: the ethanized bears that they caught after the fact is
Speaker 2: going to blur the common sense decision that needs to
Speaker 2: be made or not made by the fish and wildlife
Speaker 2: has to hold a bear hunt or not, well, your tail,
Speaker 2: their population if that one ate the guy, which you
Speaker 2: know it's gross, get but.
Speaker 1: Do they think it got around the bear community that
Speaker 1: humans are good? Is that? Is that what we're worried
Speaker 1: about here?
Speaker 2: Now, what we're worried about is that the negative publicity
Speaker 2: will make it an emotional decision rather than a science
Speaker 2: based one. On the black bear pop I've seen it interesting. Finally,
Speaker 2: there's this. This may sound counterintuitive, but the guy claims
Speaker 2: it to be. He's a longevity researcher.
Speaker 1: Pat somebody just texts it in.
Speaker 3: Can you make the sound effect again of the kangaroo
Speaker 3: whipping a guy's ass?
Speaker 1: Please? I think that was it. Thank you for the request.
Speaker 1: We are the human beatbox DJs.
Speaker 2: So this longevity specialist did what his name is Dan Butner.
Speaker 2: He says that eating this food, this popular snack food,
Speaker 2: could help you live to be one hundred. Popcorn, specifically
Speaker 2: air popped popcorn, which he says, you know is super
Speaker 2: high in fiber, high in complex carbon hydrates, and has
Speaker 2: more polyphenols than a lot of vegetables, and according to
Speaker 2: a lot of medical professionals, they say, the combination of
Speaker 2: that stuff is does nothing but really give you better
Speaker 2: chances of lower blood pressure and better LDL which is
Speaker 2: the bag cholesterol levels, reduces your risk of heart disease, stroke,
Speaker 2: and all the other stuff colon cancer, blah blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. But they do point out that you can't
Speaker 2: go and jazz up popcorn at all. Plain popcorn can't
Speaker 2: be salting that some bitch down certainly don't put the
Speaker 2: mystery liquid on it at the theater. That's it's butter.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine if it was a ok, if you
Speaker 2: put all that on, No, you put all this gunk
Speaker 2: it up here, you go live to one hundred. Gladly
Speaker 2: pay thirteen dollars for that bucket of popcorn. Follow the
Speaker 2: waiting the rock.
Speaker 3: We'll see you now, JR.
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