WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:04.839 This is the Minnesota Goodbye Welcome. Let's get started with 2 00:00:04.960 --> 00:00:06.960 reading those emails now. I will warn you this is 3 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:10.759 the no preview version, no pre read version of the 4 00:00:10.800 --> 00:00:11.679 Minnesota Goodbye. 5 00:00:11.759 --> 00:00:13.000 Oh we love this version. 6 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:13.320 Well. 7 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:15.279 The funny thing is is sometimes I'll get part way 8 00:00:15.279 --> 00:00:18.239 through one realize that it's either something we've talked about 9 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:23.879 endlessly before or it's not appropriate, either way too dirty 10 00:00:24.120 --> 00:00:27.160 or just way too a you know. So we'll see 11 00:00:27.160 --> 00:00:29.879 what happens. So let's get let's get started and see 12 00:00:29.879 --> 00:00:33.719 what it holds for us today. Good Morning Show, Crewe, 13 00:00:34.159 --> 00:00:36.759 Good morning Morning Show, Crewe. You guys, I'm so confused. 14 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:40.840 I saw a post on Facebook yesterday see attached from 15 00:00:40.840 --> 00:00:44.399 a local restaurant congratulating someone named Dave on winning their 16 00:00:44.560 --> 00:00:47.640 back to school drawing for a prize of one thousand dollars. 17 00:00:48.679 --> 00:00:51.399 When I saw the photo of the winner, I immediately 18 00:00:51.439 --> 00:00:56.240 recognize them. It's Drake, Yes, Drake from the Morning Show. 19 00:00:57.399 --> 00:01:01.520 I'm so confused. Is Drake's real name day or did 20 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:04.799 he give them a fake name? Can you guys help 21 00:01:04.879 --> 00:01:05.640 clear this up? 22 00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:06.359 Dave? 23 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:09.840 Maybe Drake will finally repay the money that he owes 24 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:13.519 you because he owes me one thousand dollars. Lastly, I 25 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:15.959 haven't written for a while, so I'd love a morning 26 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:18.079 show sticker if you still have them, And that is 27 00:01:18.079 --> 00:01:20.359 from Christy. I'm going to click on this photo because 28 00:01:20.359 --> 00:01:23.480 sometimes people want to say that it's Drake and then 29 00:01:23.519 --> 00:01:25.959 it's really not Drake, because people do that with me 30 00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:29.159 sometimes too. They'll be like, okay, wait, that's Dave. Yeah, 31 00:01:29.159 --> 00:01:35.000 that's one hundred percent Drake. Yeah, it says We're thrilled 32 00:01:35.239 --> 00:01:37.239 to announce that Dave is the winner of our one 33 00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:40.959 thousand dollars back to school raffle. That is Drake, Jenny, 34 00:01:40.959 --> 00:01:41.879 take a look, where are you? 35 00:01:42.760 --> 00:01:43.680 Yeah, that's for sure. 36 00:01:46.040 --> 00:01:50.879 Okay, so he was so he says Dave. That's really interesting. 37 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:56.159 It's possible that he, you know, told them his name 38 00:01:56.280 --> 00:01:59.040 was Drake and they thought it said Dave or the 39 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:01.079 guy who has put it up on Facebook. I don't know, 40 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:04.439 but no, I you know, it would be nice if 41 00:02:04.439 --> 00:02:07.599 I got paid that money back, but I've written it off, 42 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:08.319 you know what I mean. 43 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:09.919 It's like, I'm a. 44 00:02:09.840 --> 00:02:12.319 Little concerned about the fact that that's a back to 45 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:14.599 school drawing and I think it's supposed to. 46 00:02:14.599 --> 00:02:19.039 Be for kids. Yeah, that's what I want. 47 00:02:20.159 --> 00:02:21.520 That is so strange. 48 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:23.800 Okay, yeah, it's in shock. 49 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:28.639 Apye, I'm googling it. WHOA, no one's commented on it 50 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:29.520 and said anything. 51 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:31.199 Yeah, okay. 52 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:31.919 Interesting. 53 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:37.800 Next email, Jennifer Fleming from Spamtown, Minnesota says, good morning. 54 00:02:37.879 --> 00:02:39.800 First of all, I want to thank you guys for 55 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:42.400 making my mornings. You're the best. I love the new 56 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:44.879 additions to the show. I really love to hear that 57 00:02:44.960 --> 00:02:47.680 because I think that I also love the new additions 58 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:50.439 to the show. I think that not only are you 59 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:54.319 guys fun and different on the radio, but you also 60 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:57.479 help Jenny out a lot, because Jenny really was struggling 61 00:02:57.800 --> 00:02:59.960 a year or so ago or for the last year 62 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:04.319 with not getting enough help on the show. And Jenny 63 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:08.080 was stressed and she has anxiety, and Jenny was just 64 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:11.280 really stressed about the show. And and you guys really 65 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:13.319 do pitch in and you help, and you do things, 66 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:16.039 and you do things without being reminded, and you do 67 00:03:16.159 --> 00:03:18.719 things right the first time. And Jenny and I know 68 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:21.360 we've both worked with people who need to be reminded 69 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:26.000 and don't do things right the first time. Fallon, I'm 70 00:03:26.039 --> 00:03:27.159 kidding joke. 71 00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:30.520 Ellen was always on top of her you. 72 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:35.039 Know whatever, that woman comes in late every morning smelling 73 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:35.919 like booze. 74 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:37.360 Some one that was in first. 75 00:03:37.479 --> 00:03:38.919 What was to be you or her? 76 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:41.719 And Drake? She was in first before all of the eyes. 77 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:44.919 Come in late smelling like booze. There's twenty dollars missing 78 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:47.840 from your wallet. Your sandwich is gone from the refrigerator. 79 00:03:47.879 --> 00:03:50.960 She's eating a sandwich that looks like your sandwich. And 80 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:53.960 that bitch would say, no, I'm right off. 81 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:56.599 That is true. She did always steal our food. 82 00:03:56.960 --> 00:04:00.319 Okay, I'm joking. I'm joking, all right. 83 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:01.960 Anyway, they go on to say they were talking, you 84 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:03.840 were talking about the Venmo mom, and I can totally 85 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:06.840 relate the Venmo mom to pound it into the ground. 86 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:10.919 One more time was a mom who was on Instagram 87 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:14.960 or TikTok and said, I'm not doing volunteering. I'm not 88 00:04:15.039 --> 00:04:18.240 hosting the parties. I'm not field trip mom. I will 89 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:20.680 Venmo to my kids school to support them, but i 90 00:04:20.680 --> 00:04:23.399 will not volunteer. And if you want to hear her, 91 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:25.720 she was on the show this morning. You can hear 92 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:29.199 it on the Dave Ryan podcast replay at seven oh 93 00:04:29.319 --> 00:04:32.639 five ish and again at about eight twenty ish. So 94 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:36.160 really interesting. I can totally relate. I got a son 95 00:04:36.199 --> 00:04:39.800 in hockey, which is a time commitment in itself and 96 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:41.879 the longest season ever. It's got to be one of 97 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:45.040 the most expensive sports for kids to play. Just signing 98 00:04:45.120 --> 00:04:47.399 him up is over one thousand dollars, which does not 99 00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:52.000 include equipment. That's crazy. Then we're expected to work hours 100 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:54.639 in the concession stands. I refuse to do this and 101 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:57.600 have to pay four hundred dollars because I do not 102 00:04:57.920 --> 00:05:00.000 have time to work. I'm a single mom with two 103 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:02.360 other kids, so I guess that classifies me as a 104 00:05:02.439 --> 00:05:05.480 Venmo mom. I think about that now too. When Carson 105 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:08.759 was in band, you had to either work the concession 106 00:05:08.800 --> 00:05:13.240 stand at football games or donate fifty bucks. We all 107 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:15.720 always donated the fifty bucks. So I guess I'm a 108 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:16.399 Venmo dad. 109 00:05:16.439 --> 00:05:16.639 I do. 110 00:05:16.879 --> 00:05:19.720 Oh yeah, yeah. 111 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:22.519 I also believe hockey parents are intense and over the 112 00:05:22.519 --> 00:05:25.720 top kids playing year round and in way too many tournaments. 113 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:28.519 I feel like I'm the only chill hockey mom, and 114 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:30.879 I don't get overly excited or pissed if they lose 115 00:05:30.920 --> 00:05:31.160 a game. 116 00:05:31.199 --> 00:05:31.680 It's okay. 117 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:34.680 They're just kids having fun and learning to work as 118 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:37.399 a team in my opinion. Anyway, Rant done. Thanks for 119 00:05:37.519 --> 00:05:40.120 entertaining every morning I might commute to work. Love you guys. 120 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:44.600 Jen Fleming from Spamtown, Minnesota, which is known as Austin 121 00:05:45.279 --> 00:05:49.160 where they make spam. Hockey parents are fucking crazy. That's 122 00:05:49.160 --> 00:05:51.480 all I'll tell you right now. And I'm trying to 123 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:54.279 be a little bit provocative, but hockey parents are fucking 124 00:05:54.360 --> 00:05:56.759 crazy because it's like, Okay, we've gotta get a little 125 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:58.480 Jennifer out on the ice. She's had ice time this 126 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:00.759 morning at five point thirty before school. Then we get 127 00:06:00.759 --> 00:06:03.560 her home taker get his shower. Then little Jennifer's got 128 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:07.759 to go to school from eight thirty until three thirty. 129 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:10.319 Then after that we get a driver to Faribau for 130 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:14.639 hockey practice, hockey lessons, hockey camp, hockey clinic. Then she 131 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:17.439 comes home, she gotta study hockey films, and then she 132 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:19.519 gets to sleep for two hours before she has ice time. 133 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:21.720 To my fuck yet, fuck that? Whoa fuck all that? 134 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:24.560 Whoa fuck it? I might being too much, yes, supervocative, 135 00:06:24.560 --> 00:06:25.160 little No. 136 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:27.639 I like it. I mean this is I'm telling you. 137 00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:29.759 If I ever do decide to have kids, I don't 138 00:06:29.759 --> 00:06:31.720 want I want to be like how Fallin used to say. 139 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:33.879 I don't want them involved in shit. I don't want 140 00:06:33.879 --> 00:06:35.319 to have to be going to a bunch of stuff. 141 00:06:35.519 --> 00:06:37.720 And that's like the exact opposite of how I grew up, 142 00:06:37.759 --> 00:06:39.759 because my mom was like, you're gonna do piano, you're 143 00:06:39.759 --> 00:06:41.560 gonna do clearinet, You're gonna be in this sport, in 144 00:06:41.560 --> 00:06:43.439 this sport and that sport, in this side club. And 145 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:46.439 I did it all. But I don't know, I don't 146 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:48.040 want to be going to all those things. 147 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:48.680 Yeah. 148 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:51.199 I think as a parent it can be exhausting. And 149 00:06:51.240 --> 00:06:53.839 I kind of admire hockey parents. And I know I 150 00:06:53.879 --> 00:06:56.199 give you a hard time because it's such a Minnesota 151 00:06:56.240 --> 00:06:59.720 thing to love hockey, but you know, I admire you, 152 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:01.360 and I think if you played hockey, you want to 153 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:04.399 pass that love of that sport onto your kid, and 154 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:06.959 especially if your kid loves it and enjoys it. You know, 155 00:07:07.199 --> 00:07:09.920 good kids should have something that they love and enjoy. 156 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:10.519 Yeah. 157 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:13.120 What you know, what no parents should do is be like, well, 158 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:16.800 I was a hockey champ at Farobou High School, and 159 00:07:16.959 --> 00:07:21.480 you're going to be a hockey champ too, Sally or Robert. 160 00:07:21.959 --> 00:07:24.160 I don't like that. But the great thing about me, 161 00:07:24.399 --> 00:07:26.439 I never pressured my there's a lot of great things 162 00:07:26.480 --> 00:07:28.639 about me. One of them is I never pressured my 163 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:30.439 kid to do better than I did because I didn't 164 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:32.519 do very well, you know what I mean. There was 165 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:36.240 no bar I wasn't a great baritone or trumpet player. 166 00:07:36.319 --> 00:07:39.360 I wasn't a great boy scout. I was never an athlete. 167 00:07:39.720 --> 00:07:41.680 I was never a great student. So I was never like, 168 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:44.720 you know, your dad got straight age back at high school. 169 00:07:45.199 --> 00:07:49.959 So I pressured them, but I didn't overpressure them. 170 00:07:50.040 --> 00:07:52.639 I think it's different too when you have like you're 171 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:55.439 involved in an activity where your parent can just bring 172 00:07:55.480 --> 00:07:57.439 you to the school, drop you off, and you take 173 00:07:57.480 --> 00:07:59.959 the bus to go to a tournament, versus like hockey, 174 00:08:00.079 --> 00:08:02.519 where you have to like drive your kid everywhere with 175 00:08:02.560 --> 00:08:05.360 all of their stuff and their gear, and it's like 176 00:08:05.399 --> 00:08:07.560 you're involved in it. It's so much easier to just 177 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:11.079 like be not involved in their activity, because then I say, 178 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:12.920 do all the activities you want if all I have 179 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:15.680 to do is drop you off, amazing, Yeah, good bye. 180 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:16.439 Yeah. 181 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:16.920 You know what. 182 00:08:16.959 --> 00:08:19.959 With Allison's I will give full credit. Allison was in 183 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:24.199 volleyball at Chaska. It's a big volleyball school, and she 184 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:26.399 was picked to be on the team when she was 185 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:28.399 too young to be on the team, but she was 186 00:08:28.480 --> 00:08:31.360 taller than all the other girls and she was dedicated. 187 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:34.159 She went to all of the practices and training and 188 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:36.799 strength and speed training and all that. But she wasn't 189 00:08:36.879 --> 00:08:39.000 very aggressive, so she didn't get to play very much. 190 00:08:39.360 --> 00:08:41.559 And we'd go to her games and we'd sit there 191 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:44.000 and watch an hour and a half game and she'd 192 00:08:44.000 --> 00:08:46.679 get to play for like eight points total. They put 193 00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:48.799 Alison in and then they take her right back out, 194 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:50.960 and it broke my heart a little bit for because 195 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:55.039 she really did try. But she is a kind timid soul. Yes, 196 00:08:55.120 --> 00:08:58.000 and it you know the girls that are like really good, 197 00:08:58.000 --> 00:09:00.000 they're bad asses and they're like get out of my way, 198 00:09:00.240 --> 00:09:03.519 throwing elbows and like punching girl, Yes exactly. And she 199 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:05.919 would like watch the ball come toward her and be like, Okay, 200 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:07.159 you get it. Oh, I don't want to get in 201 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:07.440 your way. 202 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:07.879 You get it. 203 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:12.720 So they would take her out and Alan Susan would 204 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:15.840 go to all of her touring, traveling volleyballs so much time. 205 00:09:15.879 --> 00:09:16.399 It was awful. 206 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:18.799 It was awful, Yeah, but I made up for it. 207 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:21.480 I with I did all the boy scout stuff with Carson. 208 00:09:21.919 --> 00:09:24.159 I went on all the campouts, I went on the 209 00:09:24.240 --> 00:09:27.360 three week long adventures. I went on the sailing and 210 00:09:27.399 --> 00:09:29.360 the canoeing shit. So it was a ton of time. 211 00:09:29.840 --> 00:09:32.759 Amber writes in Hello Friends, Yes to Anita's corner on 212 00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:35.799 the Minnesota Goodbye. She is my spirit animal. She was 213 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:38.919 on the show yesterday ranting about what she rant about yesterday, her. 214 00:09:38.879 --> 00:09:41.559 Kids who ignore her all day long, and then she 215 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:44.320 gets to work and they ask her a million questions 216 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:46.039 and she's like, where the fuck is your dad? 217 00:09:47.080 --> 00:09:47.360 Right? 218 00:09:47.480 --> 00:09:49.639 Exactly right, and I'm at work now. 219 00:09:50.279 --> 00:09:53.159 Amber says, I'm mom the same way as her f 220 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:55.559 bombs and all her rants made me realize my mom 221 00:09:55.639 --> 00:09:59.159 thoughts are normal. Smiley face, love you. You're one and 222 00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:01.279 only fan into Defiance Ohio. 223 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:02.919 Oh thank you. 224 00:10:03.240 --> 00:10:09.360 Go buck guys, let's see Megan writes in Hello Radio, Besties. 225 00:10:10.399 --> 00:10:12.519 I can totally relate to the listener who wrote in 226 00:10:12.600 --> 00:10:15.879 about unconventional crushes. And I've been made fun of by 227 00:10:15.879 --> 00:10:17.720 my friends and family for mine, I got to explain 228 00:10:17.759 --> 00:10:20.200 to them how much more attractive someone becomes to me 229 00:10:20.759 --> 00:10:24.279 when they have a great personality and traits like being funny, intelligent, 230 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:29.159 or talented. I recently binge watch Breaking Bad and Better 231 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:32.679 Call Saul. And my current celebrity crush is Bob Odenkirk, 232 00:10:33.320 --> 00:10:38.000 specifically from his Jimmy McGill days. There's just something about 233 00:10:38.039 --> 00:10:39.919 the depth of that character and how he plays it, 234 00:10:39.960 --> 00:10:42.360 on top of the fact that he's funny and comes 235 00:10:42.360 --> 00:10:45.120 across as kind and smart and real life. I know 236 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:48.639 I'm late to discovering these shows, but they're so good. 237 00:10:49.279 --> 00:10:51.000 I'd love to know I'm not alone. And my Bob 238 00:10:51.159 --> 00:10:54.759 Odenkirk obsession, even though he's old enough to be my dad. 239 00:10:55.159 --> 00:10:57.399 I recently received my staff writer sticker, so thank you 240 00:10:57.440 --> 00:11:00.919 for that. All Right, we all have a great week 241 00:11:00.960 --> 00:11:06.200 from Megan. Bob Odenkirk played Saul Goodman on Better Call Saul, 242 00:11:06.399 --> 00:11:07.480 and he's Breaking Bad. 243 00:11:08.000 --> 00:11:11.279 Yeah, he's the one with the glasses right. Not usually no, 244 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:12.960 not usually the wrong person. 245 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:16.759 Somebody told me that in my dog poop video that 246 00:11:16.799 --> 00:11:20.480 went viral on Instagram and TikTok. I think he's got 247 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:22.679 like over a million views on TikTok where I'm picking 248 00:11:22.720 --> 00:11:25.039 up the dog poop with my bare hands and I 249 00:11:25.039 --> 00:11:27.120 put in the bag and people thought it was real, 250 00:11:27.679 --> 00:11:31.559 and so many people said, hey, it's it's Walter White. 251 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:34.399 From Breaking Bad, and I thought, God, do I look 252 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:36.759 like Walter White from Breaking Bad? I guess I do, 253 00:11:36.799 --> 00:11:40.120 because many people said, thanks, mister White. 254 00:11:40.240 --> 00:11:44.360 Really you look like Brian Cranston. 255 00:11:44.639 --> 00:11:49.120 Yeah, no I would not. I don't know. 256 00:11:49.159 --> 00:11:51.080 I mean when I look at you every day, almost yeah, 257 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:52.240 you're like a white man. 258 00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:54.879 No, but a white man in the same age bracket. 259 00:11:55.080 --> 00:11:57.279 So no, I don't think you look like Brian Kriston. 260 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:00.960 Okay, let's delete that one from Megan d and get 261 00:12:00.960 --> 00:12:05.000 onto Stephanie. Thanks so much for the information on the app, 262 00:12:05.320 --> 00:12:09.039 Minnesota on a Stick. What an awesome tool, Jenny. That 263 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:10.399 was something you brought up. 264 00:12:10.720 --> 00:12:10.919 Yeah. 265 00:12:10.960 --> 00:12:12.480 I mean, it's just an app you can download for 266 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:15.639 the Minnesota State Fair where you can favorite items that 267 00:12:15.679 --> 00:12:18.440 you want to try and then it shows you exactly 268 00:12:18.440 --> 00:12:20.320 where they are and where they're located, and like the 269 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:22.759 distance it takes to get to them. So I've been 270 00:12:22.840 --> 00:12:23.960 using it when I've been out there. 271 00:12:24.399 --> 00:12:28.200 That is super cool. By the way, you by the 272 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:30.000 time you hear this will probably be done. But we're 273 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:32.279 going to be at the State Fair today, probably my 274 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:33.600 last day at the fair. 275 00:12:34.159 --> 00:12:35.720 I don't not. 276 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:37.720 Want to go back this weekend, but I want to 277 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:40.559 do something else. I've been to the fair today will 278 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:43.960 be four times, and I want to do something else 279 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:46.360 this weekend. And I don't know what I want to 280 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:48.559 do this weekend, but I don't want to come back 281 00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:51.399 and say, yeah, we kind of laid around the house. Yeah, 282 00:12:51.559 --> 00:12:53.240 we probably go to the Renaissance Facival. 283 00:12:53.360 --> 00:12:55.840 You talked about going to the Renansal on Saturday, because 284 00:12:55.840 --> 00:12:56.559 that's when I'm working. 285 00:12:57.120 --> 00:12:58.720 We might do that. I really don't know. 286 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:00.519 I kind of want to go out of town, sure, 287 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:02.720 but I don't Susan doesn't want to ride the motorcycle. 288 00:13:02.759 --> 00:13:03.440 I don't know why. 289 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:05.840 Go up to like the luth or something or two 290 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:07.039 Harbors would be nice. 291 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:10.159 Everything's probably booked up. This is a huge no. Okay, 292 00:13:10.200 --> 00:13:10.679 you could. 293 00:13:10.480 --> 00:13:12.679 Still find places because last year we're going up to 294 00:13:12.720 --> 00:13:15.279 the same air and Airbnb that we did last year, 295 00:13:15.600 --> 00:13:17.960 but we just booked it like the week of a 296 00:13:18.000 --> 00:13:20.200 couple days before for Labor Day weekend because we were 297 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:22.519 going to go camping, and then last Labor Day weekend 298 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:24.559 was like one hundred degrees and we were like, yeah, 299 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:26.480 we don't really want to camp in like one hundred 300 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:29.159 degree other So there were plenty of things open that 301 00:13:29.159 --> 00:13:31.240 we were able to book last year, so I'm sure 302 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:31.799 you can find something. 303 00:13:31.879 --> 00:13:35.279 Okay, well we might. We're still not sure. Another email, 304 00:13:36.559 --> 00:13:40.080 Good morning, gang. Funny thing you mentioned the iHeart app yesterday. 305 00:13:40.080 --> 00:13:42.759 I've always listened to The Minnesota Goodbye on a competitors 306 00:13:42.759 --> 00:13:46.639 platform that rhymes with mystify hmmm, and I thought I 307 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:49.440 had it made because there were only ever one or 308 00:13:49.440 --> 00:13:52.600 two commercials, and sometimes none, never any in the middle. 309 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:56.480 Well something changed this week. Now there are ninety seconds 310 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:59.919 of commercials at the start and end, and sometimes ran 311 00:14:00.320 --> 00:14:02.679 in the middle. Same thing with Fallon and Jenny's podcast. 312 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:05.080 I was listening the other day and it cut in 313 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:08.559 twice within an eighteen minute span for commercials. They're always 314 00:14:08.600 --> 00:14:11.120 loud as hell and are gonna blast me out of 315 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:14.840 the back of my car one of these days. Anyway, Okay, 316 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:18.159 Well that's interesting. I think it's possible that the podcasts 317 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:20.879 are doing well that they can monetize them. So, in 318 00:14:20.879 --> 00:14:22.919 other words, thank you for listening. And I know a 319 00:14:22.919 --> 00:14:24.960 lot of people tell their friend about the Minnesota Goodbye. 320 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:25.320 Do that. 321 00:14:25.399 --> 00:14:27.480 Make sure you tell a friend about the Minnesota Goodbye, 322 00:14:27.559 --> 00:14:30.519 because now we have enough listeners to monetize that. How 323 00:14:30.559 --> 00:14:33.080 much of that money will we see, Jenny. 324 00:14:32.840 --> 00:14:34.279 We will see zero percent of. 325 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:37.600 A zero percent is accurate, but it's good to know 326 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:38.919 the companies making some money. 327 00:14:39.360 --> 00:14:39.759 Anyway. 328 00:14:39.799 --> 00:14:43.480 Another subject, I'm late to this, but you asked about 329 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:46.159 seeing your profession and movies and TV. I am a 330 00:14:46.200 --> 00:14:49.120 firefighter and I don't don't even get me started on 331 00:14:49.159 --> 00:14:52.240 all the inaccuracies. I also don't understand the obsession which 332 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:54.799 shows about police and fire. There must be at least 333 00:14:54.840 --> 00:14:57.159 ten different ones on right now. What makes me really 334 00:14:57.279 --> 00:15:01.679 roll my eyes is watching actors shoot that have absolutely 335 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:02.679 no recoil. 336 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:03.279 Oh. 337 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:04.519 Yes, I'm no. 338 00:15:04.559 --> 00:15:07.600 Weapons expert, and I'm sure there are some specialized guns 339 00:15:07.639 --> 00:15:10.159 out there that are made to have very little recoil, 340 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:13.360 but I highly doubt these characters have them. So just 341 00:15:13.440 --> 00:15:15.840 remember if you see a character shoot a gun and 342 00:15:15.879 --> 00:15:18.639 it has no recoil, the actor probably has no clue 343 00:15:18.639 --> 00:15:21.639 about how guns work. Also, if you ever need a 344 00:15:21.639 --> 00:15:25.799 good chuckle, google Kevin Bacon using a hammer in Tremors. 345 00:15:26.759 --> 00:15:29.639 He must miss the staple eight times before he finally 346 00:15:29.720 --> 00:15:31.840 hits it. Okay, that's funny. 347 00:15:32.639 --> 00:15:33.159 Any who. 348 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:36.120 That's all for now, have a great day. That there's 349 00:15:36.159 --> 00:15:38.960 a scene in Grease that somebody pointed out that's a 350 00:15:38.960 --> 00:15:43.240 film flub. I think it's a it's a woman in 351 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:46.360 the office, because remember the grease starts with their making 352 00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:48.600 then announcements. Yes, and I think somebody I don't know 353 00:15:48.639 --> 00:15:51.120 if it's a beginning or what, but she's got her 354 00:15:51.159 --> 00:15:53.679 hands full and she reaches for the light switch with 355 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:57.679 her elbow. Yes, she misses it by a mile, but 356 00:15:57.759 --> 00:15:59.080 the lights go off anywhere. 357 00:15:59.519 --> 00:16:00.000 Yeah. 358 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:04.039 So maybe the Google light switch scene in Greece. I 359 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:06.000 don't know, but it was kind of funny, and I 360 00:16:06.039 --> 00:16:08.120 think it's one of those things where they maybe don't 361 00:16:08.159 --> 00:16:10.639 notice it when they're recording it or filming it, and 362 00:16:10.679 --> 00:16:12.279 then later they go, well, we're not going to set 363 00:16:12.360 --> 00:16:15.000 up that shot and do it again, or maybe the 364 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:18.120 director said, you know what, it's good enough. And I'm 365 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:21.080 going to guess that probably in gun shooting scenes, the 366 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:24.279 actors don't know what recoil is and the director is like, 367 00:16:24.679 --> 00:16:28.960 they don't care either. So thank you. That was a 368 00:16:28.960 --> 00:16:32.120 fun email from Maria the Firefighter. Okay, I think we 369 00:16:32.159 --> 00:16:35.159 have time for one more Minnesota goodbye email and let 370 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:38.000 me find it here we go. Hello, besties, Now I 371 00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:41.639 love this one. They live in Phoenix and I love, 372 00:16:42.080 --> 00:16:44.279 love love When people who don't live here listen to 373 00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:47.480 our show, that is the best. That is just so flattering. 374 00:16:47.960 --> 00:16:50.200 Staff writer Laurel writes in I was listened to the 375 00:16:50.200 --> 00:16:53.279 Toothbrush and the buttthole story. I got so many comments 376 00:16:53.279 --> 00:16:55.120 on that when I was dealing Blackjack with the Treasure 377 00:16:55.159 --> 00:16:57.559 Island booth yesterday at the fair, and I had several 378 00:16:57.600 --> 00:17:00.480 people come up and say, Dave really enjoyed the quality 379 00:17:00.559 --> 00:17:03.799 family entertainment of the toothbrush stuck in the asshole story. 380 00:17:04.240 --> 00:17:05.759 And if you didn't hear it was a woman who 381 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:11.160 she wrote in on Tuesday and said that her boyfriend 382 00:17:11.440 --> 00:17:12.960 called her and said, you got to pick me up. 383 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:14.880 I need to go to the emergency room. And she said, 384 00:17:14.920 --> 00:17:16.960 why she goes picks him up. He's got a toothbrush 385 00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:19.680 stuck in his butt. He was brushing his teeth in 386 00:17:19.720 --> 00:17:24.599 the shower, slipped, fell, landed just the wrong way and 387 00:17:24.640 --> 00:17:30.599 the toothbrush went up his butt got stuck. And she's like, okay, 388 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:32.519 well we go to the er. They take it out, 389 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:35.480 but I don't believe that he. Is it possible to 390 00:17:35.480 --> 00:17:37.160 get a toothbrush stuck in your butt that way? We 391 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:40.759 all agreed no, and then she said, well, why was 392 00:17:40.799 --> 00:17:42.519 he doing this? What kind of kink is that? Is 393 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:44.400 that a kink? Is that a thing? Is he going 394 00:17:44.440 --> 00:17:45.960 to ask me to do that? Is he going to 395 00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:47.400 want to do that to me? And then she asked, 396 00:17:47.839 --> 00:17:51.039 does that mean he's gay? And they were all, I 397 00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:54.519 guess valid questions to her, but we were also we 398 00:17:54.519 --> 00:17:57.680 were looking at each other like, can't believe that our 399 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:00.799 show is the same one that does Christmas Wish and 400 00:18:01.279 --> 00:18:07.880 Rogers Rescue Ride and broadcast from Children's Minnesota Hospital and 401 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:11.079