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Speaker 2: back and trace the history of this story where it
Speaker 2: started in twenty nineteen. Remember the art piece, the Golden Toilet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, definitely, so we stole it. It was stolen
Speaker 2: from Blenheim Palace, which is the English mansion where British
Speaker 2: wartime leader Winston Churchill was born. Someone ripped it off
Speaker 2: early morning hours in September of twenty nineteen. The trial
Speaker 2: of the individuals thought to be responsible for stealing the
Speaker 2: Golden Toilet has started in England even though the toilet
Speaker 2: was never recovered.
Speaker 1: There's no body.
Speaker 2: How can you have a murder trial with nobody? M hm.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: But by the way, they believe the toilet was cut
Speaker 3: up and sold, I'm sure, and then just just scraped down.
Speaker 3: How exactly do you get a gold toilet out of
Speaker 3: the palace with those guards there with the funny hats.
Speaker 2: No, no, that's a different that's Buckingham Palace. But they
Speaker 2: managed to get into this mansion, in and out in
Speaker 2: twelve minutes.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Twelve minutes.
Speaker 1: You got one heavy duty dollies?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a good strong Dolly.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm sorry what I'm getting confused with the next
Speaker 2: bathroom fixture story I have out of ak The toilet
Speaker 2: was more recent. No toilet was stolen in under five minutes.
Speaker 2: And yes I do have a heavy duty Dolly. Why
Speaker 2: do you ask, do you need to borrow it? Nope,
Speaker 2: I have one.
Speaker 3: It's just something that they would think every dude should own,
Speaker 3: every female as well, heavy duty Dolly.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you from trial and error. If you're
Speaker 2: going to buy a heavy duty Dolly to have you
Speaker 2: know ready to use, buy the ones with the solid
Speaker 2: rubber wheels. Don't get the inflatable wheels. They always go
Speaker 2: flat and come off the rims. Solid rubber wheels.
Speaker 1: Mine have been on the rims for quite some time.
Speaker 2: Heavy enough.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we have full on. That's why we bought it.
Speaker 3: My landscape er dude, buddy of mine, Dave, bought it
Speaker 3: because he was put in a huge tree and he's like,
Speaker 3: I need a tree dolly.
Speaker 1: So now that's the dolly.
Speaker 2: Mine's just made in America. Right across the top.
Speaker 1: There you go. I'll have to read mine. Sorry to
Speaker 1: get off on a dolly side.
Speaker 2: When they started this toilet trial, I don't how can
Speaker 2: you convict with no evidence.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can unless you have camera. Will
Speaker 3: monitor this on a camera that's evidence, monitor this situation
Speaker 3: and like I said, keeping it in the UK. A
Speaker 3: restaurant owner there is this is where the twelve minute
Speaker 3: thing came in. Some woman went into the women's bathroom
Speaker 3: at his restaurant and stole the sink, the bathroom sink.
Speaker 3: They pieced it all together by looking at the close circuit.
Speaker 2: Video of the entrance to the bathroom where a woman
Speaker 2: went in with a very large bag and emerged twelve
Speaker 2: minutes later with what appeared to be a full bag.
Speaker 3: She's got a pretty crafty skills on her and the
Speaker 3: yeah to remove a sink from a restaurant.
Speaker 2: Plumbing black market.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking here, bet water, shoot and ever wear.
Speaker 3: Now, she's smart enough if she knows how to take
Speaker 3: a sink off the wall, she knows to turn the valves.
Speaker 2: Off righty tidy, lefty lucy.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't an opposite in plumbing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I tell you one thing I can.
Speaker 3: I believe that you have two stories in a row
Speaker 3: with bathroom equipment in England. No, two stories in a
Speaker 3: row involving bathroom equipment. You didn't play the power flusher?
Speaker 2: Well, I thought we've reserved that now for Fridays when
Speaker 2: we flush away the bad news during the Bad News Network.
Speaker 3: But you know, if you do a story on a
Speaker 3: gold toilet, I think the power flusher needs to be
Speaker 3: an act.
Speaker 2: Well, hey, you ask, you shall receive. That's the actual
Speaker 2: sound effects of Taco Bob's toilet at home, and he
Speaker 2: has one with a power flusher.
Speaker 1: Take down a small village.
Speaker 2: I tell you the lake levels in his area lower
Speaker 2: every time he blushes well, that came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: It's power flusher.
Speaker 2: It is the power of the flusher there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so strong that it had the thing.
Speaker 3: The song muffled the bed and then it released it.
Speaker 2: Let's go for the trifecta. In the UK, British woman
Speaker 2: is been awarded two hundred and fifteen thousand dollars as
Speaker 2: a payout from British Court because she was able to
Speaker 2: persuade them that a side effect that she was not
Speaker 2: warned about on some drugs that she was given caused
Speaker 2: her to become addicted to candy Crush game.
Speaker 1: Okay, so who she's suing the drug company or.
Speaker 2: Candy the doctor? Doctor has to pay for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this didn't float in my car.
Speaker 2: She got hooked on the game and couldn't stop playing it.
Speaker 2: Says it was a gateway like a gateway drug and
Speaker 2: she started playing virtual slot machines too. Court rolled it
Speaker 2: wasn't her fault and blamed the doctor for it.
Speaker 1: Ambient makes her drive at night when she's sleeping.
Speaker 2: Tips a medication called row Pina roll, Row Pina roll.
Speaker 2: What do you take this? Oh it's for restless leg syndrome.
Speaker 2: I guess the doctor gave her that, and next thing
Speaker 2: you know, she's addicted to candy crush and then gatewaying
Speaker 2: into slot machines. I mean she's gonna blow all two
Speaker 2: fifteen on gambling. Yeah, I mean it's just like enabling here.
Speaker 2: I think she'd had off the medicine. Myself.
Speaker 1: Just have shaky legs all the time.
Speaker 3: You know, have you ever had or dealt with or No,
Speaker 3: anybody that has restless leg syndrome, Not that I'm aware
Speaker 3: of it, like when you're sleeping and your legs are
Speaker 3: moving around and stuff.
Speaker 2: No, let's bring it home here to the good old US.
Speaker 2: Event good. A cat has been reunited with the family
Speaker 2: that it lives with three weeks after it survived being
Speaker 2: trapped in a sofa. The family was moving from Washington
Speaker 2: State to Colorado. Their timeline involved having to have their
Speaker 2: furniture picked up stowed for a time while they made
Speaker 2: the move, It transitioned to the new home, and then
Speaker 2: it was delivered. Three weeks later. Somewhere in the along
Speaker 2: line of this move, the cat went missing. They couldn't
Speaker 2: find the cat. They were heartbroken. When they had they
Speaker 2: searched the neighborhood and were like, okay, well, it's moving day.
Speaker 2: We got to go. They left, thinking the cat was
Speaker 2: gone forever. Three weeks later, the furniture is delivered to
Speaker 2: the new home in Colorado and they put the stuff
Speaker 2: in the garage. In one of the kids, I guess,
Speaker 2: or one of the family members heard some me owing
Speaker 2: coming from what sounded like the couch.
Speaker 4: Three weeks and one and fifty miles of road, they
Speaker 4: brought in our height of bed sofa and started to
Speaker 4: unwrap it.
Speaker 2: I heard him yeow.
Speaker 3: I ran to the garage.
Speaker 1: Randy was come in. You gotta check the couch and
Speaker 1: so I think it might bear kitty. What this is crazy?
Speaker 1: This has been three weeks. I rushed in there, pulled.
Speaker 4: Out the high to bed, you know, and I can
Speaker 4: see that there was a small little hole into the armrest.
Speaker 4: We're so glad to have her back in our life
Speaker 4: and she's just living her best night life.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the crazy part. There was the hole where
Speaker 2: the cat got into the sofa initially, but then the
Speaker 2: sofa was shrink wrapped over the hole. The cat's in
Speaker 2: there with no food or water for three weeks or
Speaker 2: are nothing?
Speaker 1: What was it eating? Like the couch?
Speaker 2: The cat was the long story short though, is the
Speaker 2: cat was a maciated, dehydrated. They managed to get it
Speaker 2: to the vet and the vet has nursed it back
Speaker 2: and happily ever after living in its new home in Colorado.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not only no food and water, but pat no air.
Speaker 3: I mean your shrink wrapped into Wow.
Speaker 2: Three weeks, three weeks.
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