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The marriage of Edwin the Magnificent Montague 27 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:17.680 and his former leading lady, Lily Boyne twenty five years 28 00:02:17.719 --> 00:02:22.120 ago is an enviable one, yes, even today, though Edwin's 29 00:02:22.159 --> 00:02:25.039 mind is racked with guilt for having deserted the stage 30 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:27.599 for the more lucrative role is Uncle Goodheart. 31 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:29.080 Here of an afternoon. 32 00:02:28.719 --> 00:02:35.039 Radio program, Lily loves Edwin and Edwin loves Lily. It 33 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:38.240 is morning in the Montague apartment. Agnes, the maid is 34 00:02:38.319 --> 00:02:42.240 up and preparing breakfast. The telephone rings. 35 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:49.400 Okay, okay, the residents of Edwin, Montague, Lily boy and 36 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:52.680 Magnus Anderson. He's asleep, she's getting up. I'm busy. What 37 00:02:52.759 --> 00:02:53.520 do you want. 38 00:02:56.479 --> 00:02:56.560 Now? 39 00:02:56.680 --> 00:03:01.280 She's just getting up like I said. Okay, So all 40 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:05.960 morning telephone. Well, I better get breakfast ready before the monster, 41 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:10.159 I mean the master gets up. 42 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:11.879 The truly, truly. 43 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:16.479 Fair he gets in my hair. Oh, good morning, honey. 44 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:18.520 Good morning address. Who is out on the phone. 45 00:03:18.280 --> 00:03:21.599 Celi, your tailor? Your friends have been calling all morning? 46 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:24.360 What is it, honey? They catch are fixing a comaster game. 47 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:29.080 I guess it's just a juicy piece of gossip about somebody. 48 00:03:29.120 --> 00:03:31.560 You know, the girl girl, she said, you mean the 49 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:36.639 Flora Dora girl. I'd hate to own the corn field. 50 00:03:36.680 --> 00:03:37.840 Those crows were headed for. 51 00:03:39.719 --> 00:03:41.960 They're old friends of mine. We were on the stage 52 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:42.520 together before. 53 00:03:42.560 --> 00:03:44.960 I'm not a deadward there still on the stage, the 54 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:49.199 last stage. They're all sniping at you. 55 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:51.400 They're just a little jealous of me because I have 56 00:03:51.479 --> 00:03:52.280 a happy marriage. 57 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:57.919 Maybe each had four happy marriages. Don't exaggerate, exaggerate. Look 58 00:03:57.919 --> 00:04:00.879 at that Ceia Taylor? And what about that Gloria Gable? 59 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:04.400 What a record six husbands in three years? Didn't that 60 00:04:04.479 --> 00:04:05.800 time to take up her wedding gown? 61 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:09.960 Was it six? I think you're right. 62 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:12.240 Shirt was sick. She has a charge account of the 63 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:17.120 marriage bureau. 64 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:22.759 Try and understand the magnus. They're just chasing rainbows. Looking 65 00:04:22.759 --> 00:04:23.759 for the pot of gold. 66 00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:26.639 You chase manager and just wound up with a past. 67 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:31.519 Ah. 68 00:04:31.560 --> 00:04:36.120 They all envy me Aglas twenty five years with Edwin. Oh, 69 00:04:36.240 --> 00:04:37.639 never mind, Aggres, I'll get the phone. 70 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:38.959 Must be one of the hags. 71 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:49.120 Hello, Gloria, I'm fine, what no, no, I have Redwinstel's 72 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:55.680 call Umn yet? Why what would they say about Edwin? Gloria? 73 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:57.600 Would you please stop snickering and tell me. 74 00:04:59.120 --> 00:04:59.439 Very well? 75 00:04:59.439 --> 00:05:03.079 I'll find out myself. Here's the paper. 76 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:04.839 Wait, here's Winchell's column. 77 00:05:04.959 --> 00:05:08.360 Does it mentioned Edwin's name? I mean, look here, what's 78 00:05:08.399 --> 00:05:08.720 it say? 79 00:05:09.199 --> 00:05:09.319 Uh? 80 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:10.519 Huh, well, what is it? 81 00:05:11.160 --> 00:05:14.959 Listen to this the raised eyebrow Department. Friends of the 82 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:18.560 Eddie monaghers hope the message doesn't find out he made 83 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:22.120 a fool of himself last night with what copa cabanacutie? 84 00:05:22.839 --> 00:05:26.600 Agnes Eddie morted you that can't be Edward. 85 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:29.480 Well, if it is some copa gabana Cutie's gone clean 86 00:05:29.480 --> 00:05:30.439 out of her mind. 87 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:36.600 Oh Edwin in a night club with a chorus what else? 88 00:05:36.639 --> 00:05:37.399 Thank You're beauty? 89 00:05:37.439 --> 00:05:37.920 And the beast. 90 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:43.519 Edwin was homeless, like. 91 00:05:43.639 --> 00:05:46.959 He's done every night in the last twenty five years. 92 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:48.959 Of all things to say about Edward. 93 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:51.759 Don't last, honey, he's at that awkward age, too old 94 00:05:51.759 --> 00:05:54.160 for yo yos and too young for social security. 95 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:00.279 Can you you. 96 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:03.120 Picture Edward at the Copacabana, carrying. 97 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:05.720 On carrying on one rumber they carry him out. 98 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:10.040 We better find out who this Eddy mooregue is. 99 00:06:12.199 --> 00:06:12.399 There? 100 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:14.279 It is the voice the firestone. 101 00:06:16.839 --> 00:06:17.600 Let me break it. 102 00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:21.800 To good morning darling. 103 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:30.560 What's the joke that'd be funny? 104 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:48.000 Good morning? I did. What's happening here is like waking 105 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:50.560 up in the middle of a Milton Bill Stu the audience. 106 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:57.240 That's what's so funny. 107 00:06:58.279 --> 00:06:59.240 Stop laughing. 108 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:02.399 Better be for my girdle, sad snap and. 109 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:09.120 All his coffee evans. 110 00:07:09.319 --> 00:07:11.879 Sit down, Let me in on it. 111 00:07:12.079 --> 00:07:13.560 What he is so funny? 112 00:07:14.480 --> 00:07:15.399 Winch's column? 113 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:17.120 So is my name mentioned? 114 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:19.560 Read it? 115 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:21.639 Oh yeah? Anybody? 116 00:07:21.720 --> 00:07:26.160 You may you pullse with what co when his wife 117 00:07:26.199 --> 00:07:35.600 finds a Bedwin Montague. 118 00:07:34.279 --> 00:07:35.680 But it's a different Montague. 119 00:07:35.759 --> 00:07:36.720 But the world will. 120 00:07:37.439 --> 00:07:40.199 Wait when stop being ridiculous. No one who knows you 121 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:42.920 will ever believe you're running around with a chorus girl. 122 00:07:44.079 --> 00:07:52.680 And why not, well, because. 123 00:07:53.959 --> 00:07:55.519 Well where. 124 00:07:57.199 --> 00:07:59.319 Let's face it, pal at your age. 125 00:08:02.120 --> 00:08:04.759 All right, A man's just for that you're not getting 126 00:08:04.839 --> 00:08:09.000 Memorial Day off. Your old Civil War regiment will march 127 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:09.439 without you. 128 00:08:14.519 --> 00:08:15.360 Oh, button, you're. 129 00:08:15.319 --> 00:08:19.800 Dead when it is childish. I wouldn't have stayed married 130 00:08:19.839 --> 00:08:22.160 to you twenty five years if I didn't still think 131 00:08:22.199 --> 00:08:25.399 you were the most attractive and charming man in the wood. 132 00:08:25.759 --> 00:08:32.759 Reallyly, oh sure you're the last of the red hot poppers. 133 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:39.799 All right, all right, now, let's have breakfast, Lily, me 134 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:41.000 and a. 135 00:08:41.919 --> 00:08:43.519 I' let's put it in my scrap book. 136 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:47.440 Oh I missed the door. 137 00:08:47.559 --> 00:08:52.679 I'll get it, missus. Blame honey, it's your mother. 138 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:56.120 Mother, Lily, my babby. 139 00:08:57.480 --> 00:08:59.639 I'm taking you right home to Cleave. 140 00:09:00.320 --> 00:09:03.559 But I flew you the Minuti red Winter with column. 141 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:06.799 How can you stay in the same house with this route? 142 00:09:07.039 --> 00:09:09.000 And now, Missy come near me? 143 00:09:09.879 --> 00:09:16.480 It's disgusting, will you, Lily my? Who betrayed baby? I 144 00:09:16.600 --> 00:09:19.279 told you about actors. I knew it wouldn't last. 145 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:23.200 We've been married twenty five years. What is that one 146 00:09:23.320 --> 00:09:24.519 night in an court? 147 00:09:29.639 --> 00:09:31.679 Whyet you, old wolf mother? 148 00:09:31.840 --> 00:09:32.159 Lily? 149 00:09:32.519 --> 00:09:34.120 I told you about men like him. 150 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:36.720 Oh, this is ridiculous, ridiculous? 151 00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:39.320 Is it ridiculous for a mother to try and save 152 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:42.399 her babies from an old reprobate who spends every night 153 00:09:42.440 --> 00:09:46.840 and sea easies when colors go move, Lily, I'm taking 154 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:47.320 you home. 155 00:09:47.720 --> 00:09:51.000 Your old room is ready. Uncle Charlie picked your dollhouse. 156 00:09:53.879 --> 00:10:01.000 Oh goody goody, that's all placed in the bottle, Edwin, Lily, 157 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:01.799 I refused me to. 158 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:04.159 He's like a dazz mad Romeo out. 159 00:10:04.039 --> 00:10:07.879 Of a too slimy she Thank Heaven's I got your time. 160 00:10:08.480 --> 00:10:08.679 Mother. 161 00:10:08.879 --> 00:10:11.240 Edwin and I have been married for twenty five years. 162 00:10:11.279 --> 00:10:12.679 We'll have it and old. 163 00:10:15.399 --> 00:10:17.399 An old? What are you going to tell them? We're 164 00:10:17.480 --> 00:10:18.159 under ad. 165 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:23.039 Now now, Edwin, let me explain it to her. 166 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:23.279 Mother. 167 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:26.039 Edwin and I are one of the happiest couples in 168 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:29.480 New York. He's even touched you, to lie h to 169 00:10:29.559 --> 00:10:32.080 think of? That's for the feast you broke your engagement 170 00:10:32.080 --> 00:10:35.679 to Tarlie Hoskin. Mother will in this jelly. I warned 171 00:10:35.679 --> 00:10:40.200 you about the big city. I knew no good whatever comedy. 172 00:10:40.279 --> 00:10:45.000 We're happy your father hated, don't mother? 173 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:45.759 Mean? Wow? 174 00:10:48.840 --> 00:10:51.840 Who is Charlie Hoskin. 175 00:10:53.360 --> 00:10:56.759 A timer man than you'll ever be? Mister Edwin Montague 176 00:10:57.480 --> 00:10:58.519 a respectable man. 177 00:10:58.600 --> 00:11:00.720 Lily was engaged to it till you who came along 178 00:11:00.919 --> 00:11:03.200 with your sneaky ways and let her down. 179 00:11:02.960 --> 00:11:04.080 The road to ruin. 180 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:08.320 Now, really, mother, Lily, how can you never told me 181 00:11:08.600 --> 00:11:10.679 about Charlie Husky Edwin. 182 00:11:10.960 --> 00:11:13.559 He's a boy I grew up with, owns his own 183 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:16.679 dry goods. Or now, oh, Lily, to take you through 184 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:19.600 all that away? Other stop Edwin, it's. 185 00:11:19.519 --> 00:11:24.159 Unimportant, Cleane. You have told me about this Charlie dry goods. 186 00:11:25.639 --> 00:11:26.840 Now Edwin, don't start. 187 00:11:27.000 --> 00:11:30.559 I'll tell you about Charlie Huskins. He's a decent, hard 188 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:35.120 working businessman, but he must sound dull you, mister sugar daddy. 189 00:11:35.639 --> 00:11:38.559 His name is never in the gossip column linked with Collins. 190 00:11:38.600 --> 00:11:40.679 Girl, Will you shut up. 191 00:11:42.080 --> 00:11:42.279 Now? 192 00:11:42.399 --> 00:11:43.879 Dare you speak to my mother like that? 193 00:11:44.279 --> 00:11:44.799 Just come here? 194 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:46.559 Don't shout at us. 195 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:48.000 Think I flew. 196 00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:52.200 Here all the way from Cleve Well, get on your 197 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:53.559 broom and fly back. 198 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:06.919 Edwin. I'm ashamed of you, Lily. 199 00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:08.840 I do. 200 00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:11.879 And when you apologize to my mother. 201 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:12.600 Lily, come home. 202 00:12:12.679 --> 00:12:16.240 He's a month even, don't you dare? I'm hold a 203 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:19.120 seat fire, horrible mother? 204 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:21.440 Oh what is it the time. 205 00:12:21.279 --> 00:12:22.639 I'll be late for his broadcast? 206 00:12:23.159 --> 00:12:23.840 Broadcast? 207 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:27.440 Never mind what broadcast? I thought? 208 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:30.519 The loafer worked as a Shakespearean actor who never worked. 209 00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:34.039 Mother, he has a program ed when you may be 210 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:35.960 ashamed of it, but my mother has a right to 211 00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:38.360 know what you're doing. There's your big bum. What's he 212 00:12:38.440 --> 00:12:44.679 up to now? He's uncle good, hard uncle good mother, 213 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:49.399 and this a glass of ward. I listened to him 214 00:12:49.440 --> 00:12:50.679 every day, mother. 215 00:12:51.080 --> 00:12:54.440 Oh, Lily, he's such a fine sweet kyle. 216 00:12:56.240 --> 00:12:59.120 Yes, mother, you just saw how sweet and kind he 217 00:12:59.159 --> 00:12:59.399 can be. 218 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:00.759 I didn't know. 219 00:13:01.080 --> 00:13:01.759 Don't talk to me. 220 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:04.600 What you doing to this man? 221 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:08.600 He's your husband, mother, Wait till I get till I 222 00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:12.120 tell Cleveland, my son in law's uncle. 223 00:13:12.240 --> 00:13:12.759 Good heart. 224 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:15.360 Don't you dare spread it around? 225 00:13:15.720 --> 00:13:20.799 And when I'm waiting, you and apologize to my mother, Slelly, 226 00:13:20.919 --> 00:13:26.519 he didn't mean it. You always did have a nasty temper, Lily. Father, 227 00:13:27.080 --> 00:13:29.320 you never would let me teach you to cook. 228 00:13:29.919 --> 00:13:33.279 No wonder the poor man was driven to these nightclubs. 229 00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:35.960 He was hungry. 230 00:13:37.399 --> 00:13:40.080 Oh wait, Lily and I are happy, Edwin. 231 00:13:40.120 --> 00:13:41.480 Will you explain it to us? 232 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:45.840 Why should I have I'm doing great, mother. 233 00:13:45.960 --> 00:13:48.000 We've been trying to tell you. Edwin and I are 234 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:50.759 perfectly happy. It was a different Eddie Montague who was 235 00:13:50.799 --> 00:13:54.399 mentioned in the columns. Babe, I knew that all the time? 236 00:13:55.240 --> 00:13:58.519 Who could Sis said, dear old uncle good heart. 237 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:06.919 I gotta get in the station. 238 00:14:07.159 --> 00:14:09.879 I won't be a good heart broadcast today. 239 00:14:10.279 --> 00:14:28.320 Uncle, Yeah, look at the time, I'll be late. 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He is just finishing 258 00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:48.360 his Uncle good Heart program. 259 00:15:48.759 --> 00:15:54.679 Listen, sorold once again, you can hold your head high. 260 00:15:55.759 --> 00:16:07.559 He followed in hend, Hello, there was. 261 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:09.399 Another epic from coast to coast. 262 00:16:09.919 --> 00:16:12.440 Ah, here's the great director, missus Inza. 263 00:16:13.279 --> 00:16:16.799 That was another humdinger of a program. Mister Montague. 264 00:16:17.039 --> 00:16:18.720 Yeah, thank you. 265 00:16:19.039 --> 00:16:27.679 In the sew your name in Winchell's columns. All eyes 266 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:32.000 in THEI a copa cutie has she got a friend. 267 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:36.240 All the would you stop? It wasn't me? 268 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:39.840 You can tell me, mister Montague. I'm one of the boys. 269 00:16:39.879 --> 00:16:41.240 I'll keep it under my hat. 270 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:44.759 Well, if you do, keep it under your head of me. 271 00:16:44.840 --> 00:16:46.720 The first time there was editing under there. 272 00:16:48.159 --> 00:16:51.480 I'll be quiet when I read it. 273 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:54.399 This morning, I said to my wife, there's still life 274 00:16:54.399 --> 00:16:56.320 in the old dog. What I said? 275 00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:02.440 The little interest to me? What you chatted to you 276 00:17:02.559 --> 00:17:05.440 or me? As you shared a coconut at that tree 277 00:17:05.480 --> 00:17:06.279 top this morning? 278 00:17:08.640 --> 00:17:15.279 Oh no, we had pancakes. Wait, I almost forgot. Mister 279 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:18.359 Springer has a message for you from the sponsor. The 280 00:17:18.400 --> 00:17:20.640 sponsor here comes mister Springer. 281 00:17:20.960 --> 00:17:24.880 Hello, mister Montague, I just saw the sponsor you did. 282 00:17:25.119 --> 00:17:28.920 I didn't know it was visiting our mister Monticule. He 283 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:32.039 saw this item that appeared in the newspaper. Now, missus Springer, 284 00:17:32.359 --> 00:17:33.279 shill up, Monaca. 285 00:17:33.400 --> 00:17:35.880 We don't want to dictate your private life, but we 286 00:17:35.920 --> 00:17:37.599 can't have stuff like this coming. 287 00:17:37.319 --> 00:17:40.240 Out in the paper. Your uncle, good heart. Remember you 288 00:17:40.279 --> 00:17:42.720 don't have to remind me you're. 289 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:45.960 The kindly old philosopher and don't look good to have 290 00:17:46.039 --> 00:17:48.039 your boozing around with dames. 291 00:17:47.759 --> 00:17:54.559 Getting stink on a hot anybody get referred to by 292 00:17:54.559 --> 00:17:58.039 mister Winchell is not me? Oh Winchell, lineup? Oh I 293 00:17:58.119 --> 00:17:59.000 know that wasn't you. 294 00:17:59.759 --> 00:18:03.079 That's Eddie Montague, who sings with hot lips Loopo's orchestra. 295 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:04.680 And what are you talking about? 296 00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:08.400 Oh here, why you're mentioned in Earl Wilson's cop Wilson, 297 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:12.839 you mean you didn't read this Broadway nightlifers are still 298 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:16.440 laughing at the romantic antics of the famous Shakespearean actor 299 00:18:16.759 --> 00:18:17.240 and that. 300 00:18:17.240 --> 00:18:19.519 Beautiful honker stuff cuddles. 301 00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:27.119 McCune Montague Montague act your ade, that's what it says, Hi. 302 00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:32.799 Cuddles McCune. I don't know how you do it. 303 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:33.880 I think I'm. 304 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:34.720 Gonna grow a beard. 305 00:18:36.160 --> 00:18:39.079 Pallas and spring eye. It's another mistake. I demand retraction. 306 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:44.440 Mistake famous Shakespearean actor Montague, Montague actual ade. 307 00:18:44.599 --> 00:18:47.599 It's all there, Cuddles McCune. I never heard of her. 308 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:49.839 She's a burlesque dancer. 309 00:18:53.880 --> 00:18:54.319 Dancer. 310 00:18:54.440 --> 00:18:55.119 I say. 311 00:18:58.039 --> 00:19:01.559 You got a burlessed chalk man hasn't made of wood. 312 00:19:04.519 --> 00:19:05.839 Cuddles McCune. 313 00:19:06.680 --> 00:19:08.880 I have to get home before Lily sees ruse caper. 314 00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:09.480 Where's my. 315 00:19:20.319 --> 00:19:24.000 Oh? Mother, mother, please let me think, Lily. There's nothing 316 00:19:24.039 --> 00:19:27.039 to think about. You read Earl Wilson's column. Now, Harry, 317 00:19:27.079 --> 00:19:30.039 we can still catch that plane in Cleveland. Oh now, mother, 318 00:19:30.079 --> 00:19:32.599 I'm sure Edwin will have some explanation that. 319 00:19:32.759 --> 00:19:33.880 I don't want to miss. 320 00:19:34.160 --> 00:19:36.680 Now, listen to both of you. I trust Edwin, and 321 00:19:36.720 --> 00:19:38.440 I assure you. Edwin never heard of this. 322 00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:42.559 Cuddles Here he comes, Hello. 323 00:19:42.559 --> 00:19:44.039 Edwin, Hello, cuddles. 324 00:19:44.359 --> 00:19:50.720 I mean, hell, Lily, ohn't not Lily. 325 00:19:51.079 --> 00:19:53.160 I'm inner though, Get away. 326 00:19:52.839 --> 00:19:56.359 From her, you vulture, Yeah, yellow light go back here, 327 00:19:56.400 --> 00:19:57.200 bros Queen. 328 00:19:57.519 --> 00:19:58.119 They believe me. 329 00:19:58.200 --> 00:20:00.480 I never heard of cuddles. I never saw It's all 330 00:20:00.519 --> 00:20:04.079 a horrible mistake. As the telephone. 331 00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:07.319 Hello, This is what's left of the residence of Edwin 332 00:20:07.400 --> 00:20:08.440 Montague and Lilli Boi. 333 00:20:10.279 --> 00:20:13.559 Who, no, kidd when did you. 334 00:20:13.559 --> 00:20:16.720 Get into the country as soon as you read Winchell? 335 00:20:17.240 --> 00:20:21.880 Oh sure, I'll here, come right up now for the fireworks. 336 00:20:23.039 --> 00:20:24.559 Who was that your father? 337 00:20:24.960 --> 00:20:27.880 Oh no, that's all I need. Let me out of here. 338 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:30.160 When you're afraid to face your father. 339 00:20:30.359 --> 00:20:32.920 He'll only make it worse. You know him. He gets 340 00:20:33.039 --> 00:20:36.079 fat on trouble. Believe before he comes. Please believe me. 341 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:38.960 Lily, don't go near him. 342 00:20:39.920 --> 00:20:40.440 I'll get it. 343 00:20:42.759 --> 00:20:45.680 Well, mister Montague. 344 00:20:46.279 --> 00:20:49.640 My little dove, come here, you lovely ways give me 345 00:20:49.759 --> 00:21:00.799 a kid. Lily, my dear, dry those cheers. I can't 346 00:21:00.920 --> 00:21:05.920 stand seeing a beautiful, luscious woman like you. Cry Hello 347 00:21:06.160 --> 00:21:10.720 Dan Wait wait, who is this vision of loveliness? This 348 00:21:10.960 --> 00:21:15.480 a July see before me, Lily, It can't be Yes, 349 00:21:15.599 --> 00:21:18.799 it's my mother, missus Bohm. 350 00:21:18.960 --> 00:21:24.119 Keep your distance, said on Martigall. Mother, really you haven't 351 00:21:24.160 --> 00:21:25.359 seen him since our wedding. 352 00:21:25.759 --> 00:21:26.720 That was enough. 353 00:21:28.480 --> 00:21:30.720 Any man who in the middle of his own son's 354 00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:33.960 wedding will reach over and deliberately pinch the bribes. 355 00:21:34.079 --> 00:21:43.119 Mother, Lily looks like your daughter, And now where is he? 356 00:21:43.720 --> 00:21:44.000 Hello? 357 00:21:44.319 --> 00:21:49.119 Follow Sonny, what are you doing to your marriage? Copacabanacuties. 358 00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:52.160 Shame on you, the boy of your age. 359 00:21:53.079 --> 00:21:53.319 Dad. 360 00:21:53.440 --> 00:21:55.920 It's not true, mad, it is not true. 361 00:21:56.880 --> 00:22:10.759 Edwin gon blow your nose. You just when it looked 362 00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:15.359 so human, liter on a good match, you have ruin 363 00:22:16.079 --> 00:22:19.000 hooting around with Cocoagaban Acu sad. 364 00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:21.359 That article you read winter was another montgue. 365 00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:25.920 I knew it, and I had faith in my boy. 366 00:22:27.359 --> 00:22:28.480 What about cuddles? 367 00:22:29.279 --> 00:22:29.759 Cuddles? 368 00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:32.799 Who's cuddle a burless dancer? 369 00:22:33.799 --> 00:22:34.400 My son? 370 00:22:35.160 --> 00:22:45.119 A Montague with a bullet. Yes, I'm all right now please, 371 00:22:45.839 --> 00:22:52.039 I want to talk to my boy. Come mother, Edwin, 372 00:22:53.079 --> 00:22:57.039 sit down, father, let me explain, Edwin. 373 00:22:57.319 --> 00:22:58.480 It's not your fault. 374 00:22:59.240 --> 00:23:01.000 It's my fault. Y'r poh. 375 00:23:01.559 --> 00:23:03.920 Yes, it was my duty to tell you about these 376 00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:06.920 things long ago. I kept putting it off. 377 00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:17.839 Oh father, what are you talking about? 378 00:23:18.359 --> 00:23:18.640 Edwin? 379 00:23:18.960 --> 00:23:19.519 Pay attention. 380 00:23:20.200 --> 00:23:24.000 Now, let's begin from the beginning. There are the birds 381 00:23:24.079 --> 00:23:25.839 and the bees, and there the flower. 382 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:31.839 I'm not back byet. 383 00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:35.039 You have to be told these things sometimes. 384 00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:37.799 What are you trying to tell me? 385 00:23:38.480 --> 00:23:38.720 Son? 386 00:23:39.799 --> 00:23:43.960 There are painted women lurking to snare young innocent boys 387 00:23:44.160 --> 00:23:44.400 like you. 388 00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:48.000 Now about this blest dance? Father, I swear I never 389 00:23:48.119 --> 00:23:49.359 met this Cuddles. I don't know. 390 00:23:49.599 --> 00:23:52.240 I never had anything to do with her or any girl. 391 00:23:53.079 --> 00:23:53.400 Sonny. 392 00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:57.599 So are you telling Daddy the truth? Yes, I'm ashamed 393 00:23:57.640 --> 00:24:01.359 of you. Say you're no son of mine. 394 00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:02.279 Gad. 395 00:24:02.640 --> 00:24:05.680 When I first read that item you and a corpora cutie, 396 00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:09.599 I thought, at last, he's a Montague. He got Edwin 397 00:24:09.799 --> 00:24:20.039 when I was your age. I the Montague spirit just 398 00:24:20.200 --> 00:24:24.680 never reached you. Lila Paula, help me convinced Lia, Daddy 399 00:24:24.759 --> 00:24:26.920 will fix it. Dad with a stupid kid. 400 00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:36.759 What is your dad? Defeat confessed? 401 00:24:37.119 --> 00:24:40.480