Speaker 1: Let's take a little break. Okay, it's Friday. Not a
Speaker 1: little fun on a Friday. We've been pretty football centric
Speaker 1: to a little hoops of Howard Beck and it's been
Speaker 1: a little while. But if you're a fan of the show,
Speaker 1: first of all, thank you, how are you? Second of all,
Speaker 1: you know our next guest. You love our next guest.
Speaker 1: He is one of one. He is an attorney from
Speaker 1: New Jersey who's also a stand up comedian and a
Speaker 1: fan of the Utah Jazz. Go find one other person
Speaker 1: like that. It's not possible. JL Covan on a Friday
Speaker 1: afternoon jail. Happy Friday, sir, how you been?
Speaker 2: Oh? Very good? Happy Friday, Happy New Year. Very good
Speaker 2: to talk with you.
Speaker 1: So let's you know, as I referenced from the first
Speaker 1: time I met you and became familiar with your work,
Speaker 1: you are a very unique individual and you are a
Speaker 1: jazz fan. You are an East Coaster and you know
Speaker 1: they're finally leaning into this tank thing jayl and hopefully
Speaker 1: pays off with Cooper Flag. But how engaged are you
Speaker 1: watching Jazz games this year?
Speaker 3: If at all, it's you know.
Speaker 2: They drove me into the arms honestly of the New
Speaker 2: York Rangers a little bit. I've been watching a lot
Speaker 2: more hockey than I've ever watched before because I needed,
Speaker 2: you know, And as soon as I started watching the Rangers,
Speaker 2: they went from best record in the league in one
Speaker 2: season to worst record in their division. So it might
Speaker 2: be me Age might want to trade me to another franchise.
Speaker 2: But I think I've been watching now because I just
Speaker 2: want to Basically, I just want to see the young players,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not watching for wins. I'm just watching to
Speaker 2: stay familiar. But it's tough because I just think, all
Speaker 2: due respect to the front office, I think the last
Speaker 2: two seasons until this year, doing the mid season tank
Speaker 2: is the worst of all possibilities, you know, where it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: it looks like they're overachieving under Will Hardy and Lori
Speaker 2: Markin and all right, now let's trade some people. Then
Speaker 2: let's try to get that tenth pick. You know, it
Speaker 2: doesn't so and they did it like two years in
Speaker 2: a row. So like this year, I think they finally
Speaker 2: have gotten to that level where we'll just miss Cooper
Speaker 2: Flag and Ron Harper's son. Like when those envelopes are
Speaker 2: revealed and we get the fourth pick, it will all
Speaker 2: be worse.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Oh, and I'm not saying you're wrong. It's
Speaker 1: like we just need a little Lady luck out here.
Speaker 1: We've never had it. Yes, we only drop we even
Speaker 1: dropped last year. But it does feel like maybe this
Speaker 1: organization is finally due for the frozen envelope this time
Speaker 1: to say the Utah Jazz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, I think so. You know, New York,
Speaker 2: Salt Lake City, those are both markets that you know
Speaker 2: the League wants to dominate. So I just to me,
Speaker 2: whoever they get, I hope it's somebody strong. I will
Speaker 2: just be terrified if Oklahoma City gets any more luck
Speaker 2: and like they end up with Cooper. Fis like we
Speaker 2: don't know what to do. We have to trade one
Speaker 2: of our future all stars because there's just not enough
Speaker 2: room on the roster right.
Speaker 3: Right right now.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Hey, I know you've told the story before, but
Speaker 1: it has been a while since we've had you on,
Speaker 1: and certainly radio audience has changed and we have new listeners.
Speaker 3: So let's get.
Speaker 1: The JL Covan Lawyer, New Jersey Utah Jazz fan origin story.
Speaker 2: Sure, so, growing up in New York, I moved to
Speaker 2: Jersey right before the pandemic. But growing up in New York.
Speaker 2: My whole family that were Knick fans still are Knick fans,
Speaker 2: and I guess I just wanted to be different. And
Speaker 2: I remember looking in the Sporting News, which for the
Speaker 2: younger listeners, there used to be things called papers and magazines,
Speaker 2: and they used to print things, and you'd see the
Speaker 2: stats for the NBA players and I would just be like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I know who Michael Jordan is. He was always at
Speaker 2: the top of the scoring. And I'd be like, who's
Speaker 2: came alone? Because this guy's like right under Jordan every time,
Speaker 2: so he's got to be good. And then assist I'd
Speaker 2: be like, well, I know who Magic Johnson is. Who's
Speaker 2: this guy Jay stock that's always ahead of Magic Johnson
Speaker 2: in the fifth So I ended up watching the Jazz
Speaker 2: and I'm also biracial in case there's any mono racial
Speaker 2: Jersey lawyer Utah Jazz fan out there, just to throw
Speaker 2: in another detail about my life, and the joke is
Speaker 2: sort of seeing Karl Alone and John Stockton cooperate so
Speaker 2: well together while watching my Haitian father and Irish mother
Speaker 2: constantly argue, I said, Hey, this is more the spirit
Speaker 2: I'm looking for the kind of team spirit. I like
Speaker 2: to see between black people and white people. And then
Speaker 2: I became a lifelong Utah Jazz fan.
Speaker 1: There you go, How how have you digested because it's
Speaker 1: been a big topic on the show. You know, Donovan Mitchell,
Speaker 1: as you remember year two out here the meme.
Speaker 2: See, I don't hear a lot about him anymore. How's
Speaker 2: he doing these days?
Speaker 1: He seems to be thriving jail And you know, you know,
Speaker 1: my sincere hope was the experience he had as the
Speaker 1: main scoring cog for a playoff basketball team year two
Speaker 1: would pay off in four or five years.
Speaker 3: And it has, but not really has, but not here
Speaker 3: but not here.
Speaker 2: You know, but when you know, when you love somebody,
Speaker 2: you know, it's like that Adell song, I hope I
Speaker 2: find someone like you. You know, That's how I feel
Speaker 2: about look at him having success, like let's just maybe
Speaker 2: one day it'll happen again. You don't trade a thirteen
Speaker 2: pick when you're the Utah Jazz, Karl Malone, Donovan Mitchell.
Speaker 2: That is just fact. I'm still a big believer that
Speaker 2: bringing in a new coach like Will Hardy and maybe
Speaker 2: us trading all our draft picks for somebody like Lauri
Speaker 2: Markinen and adding him to go Bear and Mitchell and
Speaker 2: just putting them in a room and saying, you guys
Speaker 2: are in the contract for three more years. Figure it out.
Speaker 2: Let's go would have been worth it. I get it.
Speaker 2: They want a different direction, and I don't think it's
Speaker 2: unreasonable to break it up. But the problem is when
Speaker 2: Anthony Edwards makes the leap, when Donovan Mitchell proves himself
Speaker 2: to be a top ten talent in the league, that
Speaker 2: treasure trove of draft picks end up being, you know,
Speaker 2: in the twenties instead of like that Brooklyn. I think
Speaker 2: Ange thought he was going to replicate the heist of
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn nets that brought them Tatum and Brown. Instead
Speaker 2: it's I don't think it's going to bring us that.
Speaker 2: I'll just leave it at that without insulting anybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean it doesn't appear like it as
Speaker 1: of now. Because Cleveland's pick might be the last pick
Speaker 1: in the draft. In Minnesota's pick probably will be you know,
Speaker 1: eighteen nineteen twenty, they have to rely on their own pick,
Speaker 1: and hopefully, as we talked about, we'll see a little
Speaker 1: lady luck and see Cooper flag here next year and potentially,
Speaker 1: you know, get back to winning ways at some point.
Speaker 1: Last Jazz thing though, because you know, now being a
Speaker 1: fan for as long as you've been, this is brand new.
Speaker 3: We have been incredibly spoiled.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: We've had couple dips here there, but they usually last
Speaker 1: a year or two and then you know, they draft
Speaker 1: Darren Williams and they signed Carlos Boozer and Boom, or
Speaker 1: they you know, lose Heyward, draft Mitchell Gobar Boom. This
Speaker 1: is still two three years away at the earliest, in
Speaker 1: my opinion, of this team being back in even non
Speaker 1: play in territory where they might be capturing one of
Speaker 1: the top eight seeds. And this will be the first
Speaker 1: time that we will have experience probably five to six
Speaker 1: years of losing basketball. It just it just goes to
Speaker 1: show you, JL that we've all been spoiled as Jazz fans.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. But I will say this, and I shout out
Speaker 2: to Andre Kirolanko, because when I thought I was going
Speaker 2: to fade as a Jazz fan after Malone and Stocking
Speaker 2: were done, kier Lanco was really the bridge for a
Speaker 2: couple of years, just such an interesting, unique player that
Speaker 2: I was like, I'll stick with the Jazz, I got
Speaker 2: somebody to hang my hat on. And to me, what
Speaker 2: bothered me about the Age era so far was that
Speaker 2: if you look, you could say we were lucky, but
Speaker 2: you could also say a culture, a good front office
Speaker 2: will draft talent and find that Mitchell at thirteen, that
Speaker 2: Gobert at twenty seven, that you don't have to go
Speaker 2: get the I mean Yanna Santa Compo fifteenth pick, Kawhi
Speaker 2: Leonard fifteenth pick. So it's the Jazz. I think what
Speaker 2: I loved about them and still you know, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm still a fan. But for literally like decades, they
Speaker 2: just they did it this sort of old fashioned way
Speaker 2: and had enough confidence in their drafting and their player
Speaker 2: development and their culture that I could be like, yes,
Speaker 2: I'm not about ring chasing. I'd love it if Malone
Speaker 2: and Stockton, who want a ring, I'd love it if
Speaker 2: Mitchell and Gobert were still in Utah. But it's more
Speaker 2: about are you, you know, sending the message that we
Speaker 2: compete every night, Like when I watch that team under
Speaker 2: Will Hardy's first year Williams College basketball alum, by the way,
Speaker 2: that's my we share that. What I what I liked
Speaker 2: about was, I said, I don't care about getting the
Speaker 2: Numone pick. This team could make the playoffs. That sends
Speaker 2: also a message about culture to free agents. That's how
Speaker 2: you maybe get the next Carlos Boozer. If there's a
Speaker 2: blind owner that you can trick, you get you know,
Speaker 2: you do you do certain things that you do, certain
Speaker 2: things that send a message of like this is a
Speaker 2: good place to be, and then you know you don't
Speaker 2: have to tank because look at Philadelphia. They they invented
Speaker 2: the modern tank, and they collected a bunch of high
Speaker 2: draft picks and talented players and have yet to win
Speaker 2: a title and probably won't under the embiid era. So
Speaker 2: so this idea of like abandoning your four decade long
Speaker 2: culture to play the new game, which is still not
Speaker 2: a guarantee, that's what really bothered me. Because I could
Speaker 2: look at a thirty eight win team and be like, man,
Speaker 2: they overachieved. I'm excited for what pieces they can add.
Speaker 2: But when a team sort of tanks three years in
Speaker 2: a row and has to like reset the tank each year,
Speaker 2: that's more disheartening.
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, well said, well said, all right, moving away
Speaker 1: from the Jazz. Every time I have you on, I
Speaker 1: always like to talk to you about your craft. Jael
Speaker 1: is a stand up comic, and we're hoping that that
Speaker 1: is his full time gig soon.
Speaker 3: Obviously, everyone's got to pay the bills.
Speaker 1: But I thought about you recently because I can remember
Speaker 1: one of our first conversations. I asked you, who you
Speaker 1: think you know the greatest stand up comic of all
Speaker 1: time is, or just you know, some ideas about what
Speaker 1: a Mount Rushmore would look like, or whatever the corny
Speaker 1: thing is. And I remember you said Greg Giraldo is
Speaker 1: one of your favorites. And it struck me because I
Speaker 1: only knew Greg through the roast. I did not know
Speaker 1: any of his stand up. And Hulu has this series
Speaker 1: called The Dark Side of Comedy, and I saw they
Speaker 1: did one on Greg and I watched it two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Zero clue that we're talking Columbia undergrad Harvard, you know,
Speaker 1: JD graduated from you know, the the Ivy League institutions.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and zero clue.
Speaker 1: Simply you could tell, uh, you know, the snapshots during
Speaker 1: the roast. You could tell that he was bright, he
Speaker 1: was quick, you know, you could tell that he had juice.
Speaker 1: But I didn't realize really what a powerhouse he was
Speaker 1: as a stand up comic, and I learned about all
Speaker 1: these things, and you were the first person I thought of.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a really fascinating watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, Greg Garraldo is the guy who, you know,
Speaker 2: I've always sort of dreamed of being. And the business
Speaker 2: has changed, obviously, and I've carved out some niches in
Speaker 2: the kind of impersonation space, but he's always been the
Speaker 2: guy that I I, you know, I sort of wanted
Speaker 2: to be in terms of, you know, that smart but fescibl,
Speaker 2: edgy but not edge lord kind of comedian. I think
Speaker 2: he walked the line perfectly where he he had the
Speaker 2: respect of like the trolls in the back of the room,
Speaker 2: but also you know, the thoughtful people as well. He
Speaker 2: just he just kind of walked that that line perfectly.
Speaker 2: And it's a big loss. I mean, he was. It's
Speaker 2: crazy to think I turned forty five last year and
Speaker 2: I believe he passed away at forty four, which is
Speaker 2: a strange feeling to be like the first, you know,
Speaker 2: half of my comedy career. I'm looking up to this,
Speaker 2: this giant and now I've lived. I've been a comedian
Speaker 2: longer than like he was a comedian when I started,
Speaker 2: if that makes sense. So, yeah, it's a crazy thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, ultimately tragic.
Speaker 1: You know, at the end, I wonder if I could
Speaker 1: ask you more of a macro question, because I haven't watched.
Speaker 3: All of them.
Speaker 1: But you know, there's like the litany of SNL cast
Speaker 1: members that died far you young, and I think there
Speaker 1: are three seasons of this series, and I really am
Speaker 1: fascinated with the craft. I have so much respect for
Speaker 1: people that have the courage to do it. I'm wondering
Speaker 1: why you why you feel like this business inspires these
Speaker 1: bright lights who shine very very brightly and then burn
Speaker 1: out way too quickly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and right now, all I'm thinking is, well,
Speaker 2: at least I know one more TV credit. I could
Speaker 2: probably lock up if I'm willing to take the risk.
Speaker 2: But but no, in all seriousness, I think what I
Speaker 2: experience like I can only speak to myself, like I
Speaker 2: got into comedy because honestly, I was sort of bummed out.
Speaker 2: I mean, depressed is probably the right word, but I
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to use that without a diagnosis. But I
Speaker 2: was in the dumps in the middle of law school,
Speaker 2: like living on my own long distance relationship and I
Speaker 2: kind of just needed a hobby, and I gravitated to
Speaker 2: try and stand up comedy at some open mics, and
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed it. And I think what happens, like
Speaker 2: with a lot of performing, whether it be you know, music, sports, whatever,
Speaker 2: when you get that adrenaline rush, it wears off. You know,
Speaker 2: my first five six years doing comedy, I would leave
Speaker 2: stage after a good show and feel like high for
Speaker 2: the next three days. And then I noticed something about
Speaker 2: halfway through my career. I remember the moment it happened
Speaker 2: when I'm feeling great on stage, and by the time
Speaker 2: I was off the stage, the feeling was gone. And
Speaker 2: you know, I sometimes when I go to music concerts,
Speaker 2: I say, of course, some of these guys have drug
Speaker 2: and drinking problems, because can you imagine the the boost,
Speaker 2: the the adrenaline, the whatever seratonin rush you get from
Speaker 2: like people worshiping you and loving your art, and then
Speaker 2: you have to come down from that. And I think
Speaker 2: comedy probably there's there's other issues involved with it in
Speaker 2: terms of maybe for a lot of people it's a
Speaker 2: desire for attention, or it's a coping mechanism. You know,
Speaker 2: Humor can sometimes be a deflection of insecurities or traumas
Speaker 2: or or whatever. And I just think when you throw
Speaker 2: that all together, there's plenty of well adjusted comedians. There's
Speaker 2: plenty of people living normal lives, etc. Who do stand
Speaker 2: up comedy and affiliated sort of arts. But I think
Speaker 2: also there's a lot that goes into that both before
Speaker 2: becoming a comedian and then sometimes even with success, that
Speaker 2: can have its own drawbacks, Like I'm saying, in terms
Speaker 2: of that up and down to the extreme in terms
Speaker 2: of your emotions and happiness. So I think it's a
Speaker 2: combination of things that you just have to be, you know,
Speaker 2: kind of mentally if you can mentally psychologically on guard
Speaker 2: for to keep yourself somewhat grounded when things get high
Speaker 2: and not get too down in the dumps when things
Speaker 2: kind of settle in or get low.
Speaker 3: But let me follow up.
Speaker 1: Let me follow up with one thing, because this just
Speaker 1: kind of occurred to me. And I am not a
Speaker 1: stand up comedian, right but I do this every day
Speaker 1: for four hours without a co host, and when I'm
Speaker 1: done with my show, I am I have zero energy.
Speaker 1: I have to go home. I can't talk to anybody.
Speaker 1: I need like an hour before I'm even like back
Speaker 1: to being human.
Speaker 3: Again, And well, I often.
Speaker 1: Wonder if that's a healthy endeavor, But I really love
Speaker 1: what I do. You know, it's a blessing to be
Speaker 1: able to do this and pay your bills. So how
Speaker 1: do you And you answered this a little bit at
Speaker 1: the end of the last question, but how do you
Speaker 1: handle that I'm on stage, I'm making an entire room laugh.
Speaker 3: I killed it, and then boom.
Speaker 1: You walk out of that club, you go back to your.
Speaker 3: Hotel, and then you're just in your room.
Speaker 1: How do you traverse that space that seems to eat
Speaker 1: up some people that don't handle it?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I think for me, you know, obviously it
Speaker 2: would help if I could start making a room laugh.
Speaker 2: I guess maybe that's why it hasn't happened for me yet.
Speaker 2: But twenty one years in, we'll still we'll keep fighting. No, No,
Speaker 2: I think what used to happen with me is I'd
Speaker 2: be so pumped up, like positively. I'd go, I'd drink,
Speaker 2: I'd hang out, and I just feel good. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: necessarily come down from that. I would just but it
Speaker 2: would all be positive. Now, the oddest thing happens is
Speaker 2: whether it's middle age or just adjusting I go to
Speaker 2: sleep very easily after shows because I basically get the
Speaker 2: adrenaline rush from meeting fans, you know, because there used
Speaker 2: to be when I was you know, I'm still a
Speaker 2: relative nobody, but when I was a real nobody, it
Speaker 2: was kind of like anybody telling you a compliment, like
Speaker 2: a stranger going you were funny. That's amazing. Now because
Speaker 2: I've reached a lot more people, especially you know, through
Speaker 2: social media and YouTube and the Internet, I get my
Speaker 2: most enjoyment from meeting fans, like knowing that they specifically
Speaker 2: came out to see me. That's like a really like good,
Speaker 2: wholesome feeling. And I think it helps that I had
Speaker 2: had such a long career of anonymity that you know,
Speaker 2: I never hit like rock star level fame and probably
Speaker 2: never will so but I think in a way that's
Speaker 2: kept me in a place where I can kind of
Speaker 2: take real pleasure from like good but simple moments like hey,
Speaker 2: I met like twenty fans in this city who I've
Speaker 2: interacted with online, and that just felt and that it's
Speaker 2: like it's a weird thing to say, but it's like
Speaker 2: it's kind of very pure. It's very milk and cookies
Speaker 2: instead of you know, heroin after a show, So I
Speaker 2: think that's I think I'm I'm you know. A silver
Speaker 2: lining to being where I'm at, which is maybe not
Speaker 2: exactly where I want to be career wise, is that
Speaker 2: I'm in a grounded place where I can really get
Speaker 2: that boost from just meeting fans instead of other things.
Speaker 2: And it also helps I think that I have a
Speaker 2: long term girlfriend, because obviously I'd be answering this question
Speaker 2: way differently. I think if I were single.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, yeah, that's that's road. Man.
Speaker 2: It's a NonStop party and I love it. And I
Speaker 2: never want to come down from this high.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to fire up season four
Speaker 1: of Dark Side of Comedy Jail and see you having
Speaker 1: that credit.
Speaker 3: I don't want it, buddy, So let's see.
Speaker 2: It'll be like the entire fourth season is dedicated to
Speaker 2: Jail COVID. It's that epic a crash.
Speaker 3: I don't want it, man, I don't want it.
Speaker 1: All right, before I set you loose, we have a
Speaker 1: very special guest on hold. So for longtime listeners of
Speaker 1: the show, Jail and I became familiar when he was
Speaker 1: in town doing a show and when he told me
Speaker 1: his background. I thought it was an interesting guest to have,
Speaker 1: and then when I heard his Donald Trump impression, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we have to get jail on as somebody who has
Speaker 1: jazz knowledge to talk about the jazz as if he
Speaker 1: were Donald Trump. So jail, please hand the phone over
Speaker 1: to our former and now future president President elected Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: Your take on the Utah Jazz.
Speaker 2: It's great to be here. Obviously, that's very sad what
Speaker 2: happened today in court where I did nothing only except
Speaker 2: get convicted of thirty four felonies, and they're treating me
Speaker 2: like a felon. Have you ever heard of something so silly?
Speaker 2: Just because I've been convicted of felonies, they now call
Speaker 2: me a felon. But anyway, let's talk about the Utah Jazz. Okay.
Speaker 2: And I knew they were in trouble now, you know, Spence,
Speaker 2: Can I call you Spence Uck?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Please do, mister President. I.
Speaker 2: I you know, I don't like welkness, Okay, I don't
Speaker 2: like DEI but I turned on the Utah Jazz game
Speaker 2: last night and I could have worn I saw possibly
Speaker 2: four whites on the court at the same time, and
Speaker 2: I thought maybe a little DEI maybe a little woken.
Speaker 2: Maybe the Utah Jazz could use a little bit of wokness.
Speaker 2: There seems to be they've gone they've almost gone too far,
Speaker 2: if I can say that, I respect it, but I
Speaker 2: maybe too far. And we love we love Big Walker
Speaker 2: Big Walker Texas ranger Tessler, mainly because he's a beautiful girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I think just one Miss America can't believe that. And
Speaker 2: I wasn't even there to walk in the dressing room
Speaker 2: to see how they were doing, so very proud of him.
Speaker 2: And there's a guy I thought they had, Bad Bunny.
Speaker 2: You know this guy Bad Bunny. He's a singer. I
Speaker 2: don't know if he performs in utube, but he's a big,
Speaker 2: big time deal from Peto Rico. And I thought, is
Speaker 2: that bad Bunny? And I said, now, sir, that's a
Speaker 2: guy named Johnny Jooshang. I said, okay, well I thought
Speaker 2: he was Bad Bunny. But you know, and they'll all
Speaker 2: you racist if you confused it too, I guess. But
Speaker 2: there's a you know, we're concerned. We're concerned to be
Speaker 2: honest with the team this year. This guy Bryce sensible though,
Speaker 2: I said, some nice games and didn't expect him to
Speaker 2: look the way he did. That's a very how do
Speaker 2: you put this? The name Bryce sensible sounds like a
Speaker 2: guy who's you know, father, owns a golf country club.
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, I see this big
Speaker 2: guy walk up to me. I said, do you know
Speaker 2: what Bryce is? And he said, sir, I'm Bryce, And
Speaker 2: I said, whoa? The Bryce is, right, I guess, but
Speaker 2: he You know, that's a tough season, and we respect
Speaker 2: d any Age obviously, but you know, if he worked
Speaker 2: for me, I think i'd say you're fired, to be honest,
Speaker 2: because they're not doing too well. But they got to
Speaker 2: get this guy Cooper flag because you know, as I say,
Speaker 2: you got to respect the flag, right, I hope you
Speaker 2: respect the flag, But there's no better way to respect
Speaker 2: the flag than to draft somebody named Flag. So I
Speaker 2: think it would be the Patriot. But I think you'd
Speaker 2: have to dump one or two white guys, to be honest,
Speaker 2: because if you put out a starting lineup of all
Speaker 2: white guys in twenty twenty five, I mean, it's basically
Speaker 2: like that Western Kentucky. Was that the team that played
Speaker 2: Kentucky or something when it was like all five African
Speaker 2: Americans versus all five white people. It's like going to
Speaker 2: look like you went in a time machine in the
Speaker 2: Utah Jays. So we don't need that. But I like
Speaker 2: Colin Sexton. I like his name sex and I also
Speaker 2: like the fa they call him Young Bull. He's a
Speaker 2: tough guy and he looks like you think you should
Speaker 2: have played He should have played football, I think because
Speaker 2: he's just he's like the most athletic guy I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: He's just like a muscle. He's like he's like if
Speaker 2: you're sat new Sonic the Hedgehog movie. He has a
Speaker 2: friend called what's his name, I don't know. Idris Alba
Speaker 2: did the voice, but he's just a big muscle. I mean,
Speaker 2: he's like you. Colin Sexton could be in Sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 2: I think I think they should look into that and
Speaker 2: maybe trade him for some draft picks to the Sonic
Speaker 2: the Hedgehog franchise and let him he can do Sonic,
Speaker 2: you know, and very fast and strong and that would
Speaker 2: you know, he'd be a good fit, I think for
Speaker 2: the Sonic franchise, and then maybe you get some draft
Speaker 2: picks for Danny Ainge to pick some people in the
Speaker 2: low twenties of a future draft.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness. You know, for the first time you did
Speaker 1: that on the show. I knew that we had to
Speaker 1: bring this back at least once a year. It's it
Speaker 1: is gold Man. I always appreciate the time. Where can
Speaker 1: people go find your work? You've had a big year.
Speaker 1: Where can people find the work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you? I would say jailcomedy dot com. And
Speaker 2: also just one little like, I have a speci coming
Speaker 2: out on YouTube. Like you can find my YouTube links
Speaker 2: through my website or just google, you know, jl covid,
Speaker 2: It'll take you to YouTube. But I have a stand
Speaker 2: up special as Trump, Like, it's Trump doing a forty
Speaker 2: five minutes stand up special. I don't break character, it's
Speaker 2: just Trump that comes out on Inauguration Day. Can I
Speaker 2: say the title of the special? It has nothing crude
Speaker 2: in it, but it has a crude illusion.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ah, the title is inauguration is my favorite N word.
Speaker 2: So that will be on my YouTube channel on on
Speaker 2: Inauguration Day. So yeah, just check out my website. There's
Speaker 2: there's tons of stuff on YouTube. I write a lot.
Speaker 2: I've got gigs coming up. Not in Utah, I'll be
Speaker 2: in Vegas in uh March. So as far as regional concerns,
Speaker 2: but yeah, just jailcomedy dot com, just bookmarket. There's always
Speaker 2: good stuff going on for me there and on social media,
Speaker 2: so I always appreciate the time, and I hope, I
Speaker 2: hope the jazz can get the one or two pick.
Speaker 1: There we go, there we go, We're with you. JL
Speaker 1: Covan one of my favorites. He really really funny guy.
Speaker 1: He's got his new special streaming on Amazon Prime, as
Speaker 1: he referenced.
Speaker 3: You can find him on his
Speaker 1: Twitter page at jl Covan or his website jlcomedy dot
Speaker 1: com