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<v Speaker 1>Well, hello, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark, the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast that tries to be your escape from your everyday stresses.

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<v Speaker 1>We hope we make you laugh. We might make you think,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe not.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura might make you cry.

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<v Speaker 1>There may be some tears, but probably not. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Eric River and then we have producer Brian. Hello, and

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<v Speaker 1>we missed last.

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<v Speaker 2>Week because you had a YaST infection.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was worse than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually it was something you don't don't talk about. Its warts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I know a lot went down last week

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<v Speaker 1>and I was going to see my mom Tuesday. I

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to go to New York to visit my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter and that fell through. So I was like all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of crazy, like I just went off the grid

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<v Speaker 1>and I couldn't. I was like, the podcast has to

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<v Speaker 1>be taken off the plate because I felt like I

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<v Speaker 1>was about to lose my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>M do you understand? Yes, Okay, I'm sorry we missed

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<v Speaker 1>last week, but I think that the shows would have

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<v Speaker 1>been bad. I would have been like like out of

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<v Speaker 1>my mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Her voice is already shaking us. Just she talks about

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<v Speaker 3>the most basic like.

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<v Speaker 1>I know there's a couple of things I want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that are kind of making me a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit nervous. Okay, well, first of all, something that I

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<v Speaker 1>am not okay with. We're going to start off with that,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're going to get into words of advice from

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<v Speaker 1>all sorts of people in my life, including my eighty

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<v Speaker 1>four year old mother, her eighty four year old best

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<v Speaker 1>friend since they're fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>And Marie.

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<v Speaker 1>She sent me her response, Oh okay, okay, okay, good

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<v Speaker 1>best piece of advice you can give to somebody. And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought two eighty four year old women who have

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<v Speaker 1>lived a long life have like the most vital advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Just wait, I can't wait, just wait, Oh I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so we have that you have something that you

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<v Speaker 1>watched and you want to pass it along. Yes, we

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<v Speaker 1>have the Double D, which is really juicy, including a

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<v Speaker 1>major couple a list to the max. Yes, might be done.

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<v Speaker 1>So now this one nobody saw coming. Ah, So that's

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<v Speaker 1>in the Double D. And this I am not okay with?

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<v Speaker 3>What is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there's a pizza place in Australia. They have many

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<v Speaker 1>locations throughout Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Australia. I'm okay with that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is what I'm not okay with, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>hoping does not float over here to the United States.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's got to have something disgusting on it.

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<v Speaker 1>It has. It's their variation of the Hawaiian pizza, which

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<v Speaker 1>has pineapple and ham, which is delicious acquired taste.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not even it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I'm straight up cheese. I can whoa only cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the purest Hell no, it's the most pure you

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<v Speaker 1>can get a pizza pie.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like it's like eating a sandwich, but like all

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<v Speaker 3>you have is lettuce in there, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't like any meat. And again I don't like fruit,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's just meat. But this place called Bubba Pizza,

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<v Speaker 1>they have just unveiled their ham and orange slices. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds all kinds of putrid.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd rather have that than just cheese pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>You would rather have an orange slice, of course they're peeled,

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<v Speaker 1>but orange chunks on your pizza is awful. What about

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<v Speaker 1>a margarita pizza?

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<v Speaker 3>I love margari pizza. It's not just cheese though.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheese. Well you are do you are?

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<v Speaker 2>You?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you guys? Well you don't, but do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Like the the meat lovers like all kinds of meat

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<v Speaker 1>piled on pizza, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Lovers, is fine. I don't do mushrooms. I hate mushrooms,

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<v Speaker 3>so anything with mushrooms is a no. But yeah, load

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<v Speaker 3>is on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I pick off all the sausage, pick it off?

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<v Speaker 1>Pick it off? Why pick it off? I want plane cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. So I'm not okay with that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like saying, oh, my favorite piece of art is

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<v Speaker 3>just the blank canvas with maybe like the primer coat

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<v Speaker 3>on it. Cheese. Pizza is not pizza. That's the precursor

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<v Speaker 3>to pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that there might be a fight a bruin

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<v Speaker 1>over that. What do you think? What do you what's

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite pizza?

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<v Speaker 2>Pepperoni?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you pepper He's amazing, delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>I can eat pepperoni any which way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you add anything else besides pepperoni?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I'll order if I want to be really daring,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll order onions and jalapanios.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's that's delicious. Now we're a little bit of

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<v Speaker 3>sausage on there. Peperon and sausage.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go, thin crust, medium crust, thick crust.

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<v Speaker 3>I like medium and thick, medium, thick fluffy crust, Yes, fluffy.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say if you go down to like North

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<v Speaker 3>Park and you go to the real Italian cafes whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>and you get the thin crust pizza, that is good,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's not as good as thick, fluffy crust.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever had Chicago deep dish?

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<v Speaker 3>I have it. Yes, It's it's a lot. It's good.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a lot. Though it is like it's like

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<v Speaker 3>biting into a soup.

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<v Speaker 1>It really really is like a dough in like tomato

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<v Speaker 1>sauce soup.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the sour dough soup bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally, totally Okay, So let's start off with our host chat.

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<v Speaker 1>We have new host chat music. You go first and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll go second because I have a controversial host chat.

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<v Speaker 2>I think mine is not so controversial. But you and

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<v Speaker 2>I and Brian, with our love of horror.

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<v Speaker 3>Movies, horror, horror, horror, I prefer horror movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I just watched over the weekend on Hulu. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>documentary called The Monster Inside and it's the documentary about

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<v Speaker 2>the McCamey Horrhouse. Horror House.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a real thing, yes, obviously, if it's a documentary.

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<v Speaker 2>It's they've had it all over the country and the

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<v Speaker 2>final place I think was San Diego.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, the dude they put on the yes, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's extreme torture. Like I did not know this until

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<v Speaker 2>I watched it because I had heard about it. People

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<v Speaker 2>were getting teeth extracted, and I'm like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>They signed away their rights to do it all.

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<v Speaker 2>They waterboarding like people torture, yes, And I'm like, the

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<v Speaker 2>guy got off it totally. I was scared to death.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a line, there was a waiting list of

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<v Speaker 1>people to get in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I think some of this stuff is a little dramatized.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think any I mean I don't remember. I

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<v Speaker 3>remember watching like looking into a lot, and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>remember anything anyone actually coming forward to say they were

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<v Speaker 3>the one that had their teeth extracted.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no. On the documentary there is really yes.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you just have I don't know. I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was because you know my thing with teeth, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I know. Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a cereal Like he's just like he wants to

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<v Speaker 3>be a serial killer, but he doesn't. He doesn't think

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<v Speaker 3>you get away with it, so he does then xpec thing.

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<v Speaker 2>God, it was frightening.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you watching the New White Lotus? Yes, I'm not,

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<v Speaker 1>Holy Mother of God, I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew there was something between the two sons.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh there. Things are getting really really interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>This maybe the best one.

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<v Speaker 2>Last week the dad showed his junk full junk.

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<v Speaker 1>Junk full junk. Oh yeah, and it was like not

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<v Speaker 1>a small It wasn't a short shot.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was a long lingering shot.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a long lingering shot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably on someone's screensaver, not mine, but probably throughout

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<v Speaker 2>the world. There's that shot of someone's screensaver.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, did you see it?

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<v Speaker 2>So not if if you haven't seen it yet, you

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<v Speaker 2>watch it spoiler alert. But where they go to that

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<v Speaker 2>like rave or whatever that was, and the brother is

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<v Speaker 2>going like this to the brother's hair, like running his

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<v Speaker 2>hands through his hair, And I was all, if these

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<v Speaker 2>two start getting it on on the beach, I'm tuning out.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not want to see incest's best put your

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<v Speaker 2>brother to the test.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes me going to go to Thailand though, because

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<v Speaker 1>it looks so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>In that like that, well, in the ritzy part they

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<v Speaker 1>go to the Ritchie richiep Actually, well, No, this place

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<v Speaker 1>where White Lotus is taking place is like the most

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<v Speaker 1>like fanciest of the fancy resorts and stuff. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>really good. Okay, hit the host chat music. Here's my

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<v Speaker 1>host chat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I need to preface this by saying, I am

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<v Speaker 1>this is not a political show. We don't talk about politics.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like to talk. I don't like politics, so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't partake. Okay, are you and Eric both for Trump?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop antag.

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<v Speaker 2>Such a good I do not want any Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>did not vote.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know for the record, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>know your thoughts on this. Yes, this has nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do with voting or who, what we believe in or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going through a friend's stuff who was giving

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<v Speaker 1>away some stuff to goodwill and this and that. But

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<v Speaker 1>so I found this really nice metal kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>distress but on purpose American flag. It was just a

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<v Speaker 1>metal sign, and I thought, oh, somebody might really want this.

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<v Speaker 1>So I put it at the front of my place

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<v Speaker 1>because a lot of times I'll leave stuff there and

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<v Speaker 1>people will take it because they know it's it's free.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, you know, cause I didn't where am

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<v Speaker 1>I going to put it? So and it was nice enough,

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<v Speaker 1>so I just left it there. I thought somebody might

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<v Speaker 1>want it. Well, the next day I pulled into my spot,

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<v Speaker 1>I looked over to the right, and there's the flag

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<v Speaker 1>hanging on my fence. I'm like, who put that on there?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I looked closer. Somebody, uh, drilled it into my fence.

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<v Speaker 1>So it is un You can't take it off unless

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<v Speaker 1>you have a drill to take it off. Now, look, are.

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<v Speaker 3>You sure it wasn't a roommate, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was not a Trust me one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Knock.

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<v Speaker 1>I am proud to be an American. I love this country,

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<v Speaker 1>don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>there's so many beautiful things about this country. Let's not

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<v Speaker 1>have politics aside. So showing the American flag is not

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<v Speaker 1>something I'm a sham in any way. However, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want others to get the wrong impression of what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of person that does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 2>Who has the stones to like deface your fence?

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<v Speaker 1>It sucks that, like I have to think that way.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you should wear that flag proud. I think

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<v Speaker 1>Yes it is. However, are people going to like throw

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<v Speaker 3>about the other side than wherever. You know, it speaks

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<v Speaker 3>more about the people who throw the eggs than you

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well it's permanently on my fence now, so I

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<v Speaker 3>I am not wearing green, and I am irish though

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<v Speaker 3>I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, how what is the percentage?

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<v Speaker 3>seventy percent range. Oh great, great great somewhere in that generation,

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<v Speaker 1>My dad's sister, who's redhead, married a red headed man.

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<v Speaker 1>They had twelve kids. They were all red heads. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, my mom is a red head, my brother's

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<v Speaker 1>a red head, my sister's a red head. My dad

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I think was that were were actually related,

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<v Speaker 2>because nobody in my family has red hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, I really think that my mom is fooling around.

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<v Speaker 2>I do too.

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<v Speaker 1>I think married your mom was fooling around and then

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<v Speaker 1>had him before she had me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got you far way from Hollywood. They took

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I should do the DNA tests. They're fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Left me on someone's door stepe.

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<v Speaker 3>Not even the like necessarily like the r WE related one,

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<v Speaker 3>but just what your ancestry is, because I'm seventy or

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<v Speaker 3>eighty percent uh English and Irish and Scottish.

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<v Speaker 1>I read that someday we are all going to regret

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<v Speaker 1>doing that, because there's going to be so much knowledge

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<v Speaker 3>Cares a bit you're from the United Kingdom, what a loser? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>There's just too much information about us personally out there anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I don't think anyone's gonna get like your

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, well, anyway, I know they can get it

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<v Speaker 1>other way snoring.

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<v Speaker 2>What el is totally snoring.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now let's do the double D because.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a lot of dirt we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we'll get to the words of advice that I

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<v Speaker 1>have received so far, and I want to hear your

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<v Speaker 1>best piece of advice for somebody. I love this because

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<v Speaker 1>they're all so different. What's going on in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Major news tonight, George and Them All Clooney may be done.

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<v Speaker 2>There are tabloid reports that George and Them All Clooney

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<v Speaker 2>are separating. He is in New York preparing for his

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<v Speaker 2>Broadway debut, and she's teaching at Oxford in England, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's caused them to grow apart.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a big age difference there too.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he's sixty three and she's forty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>She seems to be the smartest person on the planet.

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<v Speaker 2>She has done a lot, She is a lot going

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<v Speaker 2>for her. It's very accomplished.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, is there any actual evidence they're splitting other than

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<v Speaker 3>the fact that they're just not together right now.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and it's just it's just it's a piece of gossip. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But he is going to be on Broadway for the

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<v Speaker 1>very first time, yes, playing Edward R.

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<v Speaker 3>Murrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and we talked.

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<v Speaker 2>About he hasn't been broad away before.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, me too, me too.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we've got a couple of ben affleck. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 2>now that he's had it with Jennifer Lopez and they're divorced, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got his eyes back on another young lady that

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<v Speaker 2>he was also involved with before his ex wife, Jennifer Gardner.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, she she should get back with her.

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<v Speaker 2>So he would love another shot with her, but he

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<v Speaker 2>realizes the time isn't right. He's fresh off of a

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<v Speaker 2>divorce and she's got a boyfriend that she's reportedly happy with,

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<v Speaker 2>and surprise, surprise, that boyfriend is not particularly thrilled with

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<v Speaker 2>this news.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I never should have split up.

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<v Speaker 1>She and Ben were photographed not cuddling, but he had

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<v Speaker 1>his arm around her and they write their kid's game

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<v Speaker 1>or something. The boyfriend saw it and said, if I

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<v Speaker 1>see another picture like that, I'm out here. I'm walking

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<v Speaker 1>because he is crossing the line.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think so too. I don't think that that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Right because I don't think she wants it, would you?

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows?

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<v Speaker 1>Not? After all that Jennifer Lopez, all that hellabaloo and

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't know to speak for Jennifer Garner.

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<v Speaker 2>I like Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I think she said stuff in the past,

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<v Speaker 3>saying that she wished they had worked things out or something.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think she's moved on.

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<v Speaker 3>How would you know, how did you talk to her?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just feeling that as a woman. Okay, I'm feeling

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<v Speaker 1>that as a woman.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, you have a psychic connection with Jennifer Harner.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been through something similar.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Shoot, you look kind of lose it for the other person.

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<v Speaker 3>You can also get it back.

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<v Speaker 2>I just realized something with this next story coming up,

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<v Speaker 2>what oh so? And it just hit me, now, what

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<v Speaker 2>as I was getting ready to talk about it, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I know somebody that works for Kelly Clarkson.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is she?

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<v Speaker 2>So she has not hosted a show since March fifth,

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<v Speaker 2>right now, I think it's Wanda Sykes that's hosting for her.

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<v Speaker 2>There's been no word from her camp on what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>They just said it's a personal matter. But she is

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<v Speaker 2>just dropped off the face of the earth. That has

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<v Speaker 2>nothing to do with her, Yes, doesn't have anything to

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<v Speaker 2>do so she's not in rehab or anything. No, what

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<v Speaker 2>could it be? I know, I don't know, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna at break, I'm gonna make a phone call. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I'll have some updated news.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, can you what's the backstory here?

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<v Speaker 2>She just draws she's got her own talk show? Who

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly Clarkson?

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<v Speaker 3>Who's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>No, are you for real? Right now?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm half serious?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. I'm not even gonna answer that, Queka,

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<v Speaker 1>I found Cooper.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody is in their fifties. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and by the way, I haven't watched American Idol

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<v Speaker 2>in years, have.

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<v Speaker 3>Neither the rest of us.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no interest.

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<v Speaker 2>But the other night I was watching it and I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's episode two. If you don't watch it, you

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<v Speaker 2>do need to watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why for this one kid? So this woman comes out

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<v Speaker 2>and the judges this year are this season are Carrie Underwood,

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<v Speaker 2>Lionel Richie And.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's why you're watching?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I haven't watched it. I just happened to

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<v Speaker 2>tune in. I was, I don't know, watching something, and

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<v Speaker 2>it just kind of kicked over to it, and another

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<v Speaker 2>country singer I don't know what his name is also

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<v Speaker 2>host it, and this woman comes on and she said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to be singing, I'm here to support

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<v Speaker 2>one of my students, and I had written This woman said,

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<v Speaker 2>I had written a song for my son who passed away.

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<v Speaker 2>And I asked the class, how could I put this

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<v Speaker 2>poem to music. Well, this kid is a singer songwriter.

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<v Speaker 2>He took this poem and wrote this song. And I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I was sobbing, and then like everybody on the panel

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<v Speaker 2>was sobbing, like camera crew people were sobbing. It was

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<v Speaker 2>the most beautiful song. And this kid just wrote never

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<v Speaker 2>he never met this woman's son. Wow, it was so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really They were like, yes, we got a story,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a good one, we got a heart, we

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<v Speaker 1>got a tear jerker.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, and he was the most humble kid. He

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<v Speaker 2>was only seventeen years old, and it was really something else.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>So, by the way, Kelly Clarkson's out due to a

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<v Speaker 3>family emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, like we just said, it doesn't involve her directly,

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<v Speaker 1>it's family emergency. But it's not like hart.

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<v Speaker 3>No one knew, right, my bad. I thought that far

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<v Speaker 3>was unknown.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if we want people to listen to our show,

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<v Speaker 1>our producer should also listen to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I was zoning out because you guys are being

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<v Speaker 3>mean to me. Oh wait, not me, That's why it

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<v Speaker 3>was just Laura. Okay, I was gonna say, don't let

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<v Speaker 3>me into that. Don't remember being mean to you exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I mean so little to her that she

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't even remember what you mean to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, So something is up with Justin.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm worried about Justin Bieber. I'm really worried about him.

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<v Speaker 2>He has the hiccups.

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<v Speaker 3>Justin Bieber does. That's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>We help them.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis, Oh, yes, he gets those.

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<v Speaker 2>So it turns out, according to a post in his

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram stories, he said, quote, people told me my whole life, wow, Justin,

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<v Speaker 2>you deserve that. I personally have always felt unworthy, like

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<v Speaker 2>I was a fraud. Like when people told me I

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<v Speaker 2>deserve something, it made me feel sneaky, Like damn. If

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<v Speaker 2>they only knew my thoughts, how judgmental I am, how

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<v Speaker 2>selfish I really am, they wouldn't be saying this. If

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<v Speaker 2>you feel sneaky, welcome to the club. I definitely feel

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<v Speaker 2>unequipped and unqualified. Most days, at least, he seems to

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<v Speaker 2>be working through stuff. Maybe the new music he's been

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<v Speaker 2>teasing will be an outlet for this introspection. Boo, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>This could be a cry for help A or B.

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<v Speaker 1>This could be just what you said.

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<v Speaker 2>Music, Felicity.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't cry for help to your million tens of

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<v Speaker 3>millions of Instagram followers. You cry to help to your

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<v Speaker 3>friends and your family members and maybe their buses.

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<v Speaker 1>Not necessarily, yes, necessarily because I disagree with you.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like God in such a bad place. Who should

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<v Speaker 3>I go to for help? Oh? I know the people

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<v Speaker 3>I've never met before online?

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<v Speaker 1>His fans, his fan base.

434
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<v Speaker 3>Fans are not fans are not family.

435
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<v Speaker 2>Friends.

436
00:21:46.759 --> 00:21:48.079
<v Speaker 3>Fans are not family or friends.

437
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<v Speaker 1>I believe our listeners are family.

438
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<v Speaker 3>I love our listeners. They're not family.

439
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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

440
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<v Speaker 3>Okay is that controversial, Eric mister? I'm not being negative.

441
00:22:01.599 --> 00:22:03.359
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, okay.

442
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<v Speaker 3>If one of our fans was like, hey, do you

443
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<v Speaker 3>mind if I come in? Great must sit down and

444
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<v Speaker 3>be like, get out. You're not We're not friends.

445
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<v Speaker 1>See you. I'm the kind that would say, come on

446
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<v Speaker 1>in and.

447
00:22:10.400 --> 00:22:14.000
<v Speaker 3>You get robbed, get killed, I'm going to send someone

448
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<v Speaker 3>to rob you, and I'll say it's just tell me

449
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<v Speaker 3>you're a fan.

450
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<v Speaker 1>And if I get murdered, did I have ay? Told

451
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<v Speaker 1>you this before. Real quick sidebar, remember because I watched

452
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<v Speaker 1>Keith Morrison dateline this weekend.

453
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<v Speaker 2>Was it was it with what's her name? The woman

454
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<v Speaker 2>on death row? You see that one? No, Oh geez,

455
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<v Speaker 2>what a nut.

456
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<v Speaker 3>We're going sidetracked now.

457
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<v Speaker 1>Listen when I get murdered from one of our family

458
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<v Speaker 1>Men podcast members that you say is so uh frightening

459
00:22:46.480 --> 00:22:47.519
<v Speaker 1>that you won't let him in the house.

460
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I wouldn't let them in my house.

461
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<v Speaker 1>I want my date line to be with Keith Morrison,

462
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<v Speaker 1>and it's going to be a two hour date line

463
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<v Speaker 1>and it's going.

464
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<v Speaker 3>To be God, Laura what Caine was so dumb she

465
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<v Speaker 3>random people in their house and she got murdered for it.

466
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<v Speaker 1>But they're they're going to dig up a lot of

467
00:23:05.079 --> 00:23:07.000
<v Speaker 1>dirt on me and it's gonna be juicy.

468
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<v Speaker 2>Oh listen, I'm gonna sing like a canary. They won't

469
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<v Speaker 2>have to do much of the dame.

470
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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, her podcast family is even turning again.

471
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<v Speaker 2>First of all, first of all, going to be suspects.

472
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<v Speaker 3>No.

473
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<v Speaker 2>First of all, at the beginning of the here's how

474
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<v Speaker 2>this is going to pan out. They're going to interview

475
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<v Speaker 2>us here at the scene of the crime. And all

476
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<v Speaker 2>have already changed the logo.

477
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<v Speaker 3>We'll leave. We'll leave the tape they put on the.

478
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<v Speaker 2>Ground, the caution tape behind it, and it'll say like

479
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<v Speaker 2>Eric Rimmer and producer Brian after dark.

480
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<v Speaker 3>We'll actually we'll put the chocolate line on the ground.

481
00:23:39.680 --> 00:23:41.119
<v Speaker 3>Oh you will leave that there.

482
00:23:41.440 --> 00:23:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we'll fill it with like flowers and like

483
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<v Speaker 2>gummy bears and red bull suspect.

484
00:23:48.039 --> 00:23:48.839
<v Speaker 1>And so are you.

485
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<v Speaker 3>And you know why because I'll show them the tape

486
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<v Speaker 3>of her saying I would let them into my house

487
00:23:53.599 --> 00:23:55.680
<v Speaker 3>and they'll go, oh, that makes sense. Why she got more.

488
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<v Speaker 1>A distraction from you, from your true intentions.

489
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<v Speaker 3>You're just deflecting, I know, reflecting whatever. Okay, Anyways, our

490
00:24:05.720 --> 00:24:09.160
<v Speaker 3>fans please don't come to our houses. Yeah, well, okay, fine,

491
00:24:09.160 --> 00:24:10.759
<v Speaker 3>come to Laura's house. She'll let you win.

492
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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

493
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<v Speaker 2>So Beyonce is promoting the new Cowboy Carter tour.

494
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<v Speaker 1>Do you realize?

495
00:24:20.519 --> 00:24:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Don't don't care? Okay, And she is now bleaching her

496
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<v Speaker 2>eyebrows enough.

497
00:24:27.400 --> 00:24:28.400
<v Speaker 1>It looks alien.

498
00:24:28.480 --> 00:24:31.240
<v Speaker 2>It's not so weird. I don't like it.

499
00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:32.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't like that trend.

500
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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm.

501
00:24:33.960 --> 00:24:36.400
<v Speaker 3>I do think it's funny though, that you know, she

502
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<v Speaker 3>won Best country album, which is crazy and go on tour.

503
00:24:40.079 --> 00:24:41.680
<v Speaker 3>Who the hell is still talking about that album?

504
00:24:41.759 --> 00:24:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Nobody? And here's the thing. Ticket sales are super low.

505
00:24:46.599 --> 00:24:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Who listens to was just on tour?

506
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<v Speaker 2>Right, the Renaissance tour?

507
00:24:50.640 --> 00:24:52.680
<v Speaker 3>Who knew that? I thought that was a Taylor Swift tour.

508
00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:54.880
<v Speaker 2>No, it was the Renaissance. It's like a year and

509
00:24:54.920 --> 00:24:55.319
<v Speaker 2>a half ago.

510
00:24:55.799 --> 00:24:56.240
<v Speaker 3>Who listen?

511
00:24:59.200 --> 00:24:59.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

512
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<v Speaker 1>I didn't listen to the new one. I did, but

513
00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I love the last one and I love Lemonade.

514
00:25:07.400 --> 00:25:09.480
<v Speaker 3>I think Beyonce is overrated.

515
00:25:10.039 --> 00:25:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Some of her stuff is awesome, but I don't know

516
00:25:13.440 --> 00:25:16.400
<v Speaker 1>about single Ladies is no that I'm not that that

517
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<v Speaker 1>was Destiny's Child.

518
00:25:17.799 --> 00:25:19.759
<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying, but that's like her most popular.

519
00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:20.359
<v Speaker 1>Song, no it is.

520
00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:23.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I bet single Ladies is still like

521
00:25:23.359 --> 00:25:28.640
<v Speaker 3>her her chart topping song cuff Yeah, exactly, see cuff it.

522
00:25:29.559 --> 00:25:31.640
<v Speaker 1>You know what? Just listen to? So not that one,

523
00:25:31.640 --> 00:25:34.119
<v Speaker 1>but the one before Renaissance. Listen to Renaissance.

524
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<v Speaker 3>I'm good.

525
00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Renaissance was good. Look.

526
00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Joe Sailor on Instagram says he's been part of my

527
00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:45.519
<v Speaker 1>family for many ghow he's a fan?

528
00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:46.440
<v Speaker 3>Who is he?

529
00:25:46.960 --> 00:25:50.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I love him away, Joe Sailor.

530
00:25:50.680 --> 00:25:51.400
<v Speaker 3>Are your family?

531
00:25:52.319 --> 00:25:53.640
<v Speaker 1>He's look private family.

532
00:25:53.640 --> 00:25:55.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm not here in star our fans. I think they're great.

533
00:25:55.480 --> 00:25:58.920
<v Speaker 3>Please watch, Please tell your friends whole nine yards. We're

534
00:25:58.920 --> 00:25:59.480
<v Speaker 3>not family.

535
00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:02.240
<v Speaker 2>There are a podcast family.

536
00:26:02.440 --> 00:26:05.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there you go. No, there are podcast fans and

537
00:26:05.079 --> 00:26:06.240
<v Speaker 3>we love them when they're fans.

538
00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:09.880
<v Speaker 2>Family. There are a podcast family. Okay.

539
00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:13.119
<v Speaker 1>If somebody if I said, hey, Eric, I have two

540
00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:18.200
<v Speaker 1>tickets to Beyonce's tour. It's in La, it's in two weeks.

541
00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:20.000
<v Speaker 1>You want to go, would you come?

542
00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:21.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

543
00:26:21.920 --> 00:26:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Maybe too much about trouble?

544
00:26:23.279 --> 00:26:26.759
<v Speaker 3>Ask me, ask me, hey, I don't want to go?

545
00:26:29.319 --> 00:26:31.759
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Are you done with their double d?

546
00:26:32.200 --> 00:26:33.200
<v Speaker 3>I am okay?

547
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:37.720
<v Speaker 1>Because now we're on to words of advice from all

548
00:26:37.759 --> 00:26:42.440
<v Speaker 1>of us. Let's see what kind of thoughtful music is music?

549
00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:47.519
<v Speaker 1>What's the bottom one say cricket sounds? No, we don't

550
00:26:47.559 --> 00:26:50.720
<v Speaker 1>like cricket sounds. Just play something to lead us into

551
00:26:50.720 --> 00:27:00.240
<v Speaker 1>this new sh you okay, okay. This all started on Tuesday.

552
00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I drove to Ranch Cuckamonga, picked up my mother. It

553
00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:05.920
<v Speaker 1>was pouring rain. That was a date with like poring.

554
00:27:06.079 --> 00:27:10.440
<v Speaker 3>It was I almost died on the five that day.

555
00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:13.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh my God picked her up and Rancha cucka manga

556
00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:17.000
<v Speaker 1>and then we drove to Rancho Mirage where Anti Doodo

557
00:27:17.279 --> 00:27:21.160
<v Speaker 1>her Judy Church, her best friend since they were fifteen

558
00:27:21.240 --> 00:27:25.200
<v Speaker 1>years old old. Them both she lived in Rancho Mirage

559
00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:28.160
<v Speaker 1>half the year, in this little condo complex that she's

560
00:27:28.160 --> 00:27:33.160
<v Speaker 1>had for years. And when they get together, three things

561
00:27:33.240 --> 00:27:34.920
<v Speaker 1>are of vital importance.

562
00:27:35.119 --> 00:27:39.599
<v Speaker 3>Let me guess, cigarettes, smoking, and drinking. Dude, that's how

563
00:27:39.640 --> 00:27:42.160
<v Speaker 3>I want to spend my last year's It sounds like

564
00:27:42.200 --> 00:27:42.799
<v Speaker 3>so much fun.

565
00:27:43.039 --> 00:27:46.960
<v Speaker 1>And so they're both eighty four and they don't look

566
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:50.559
<v Speaker 1>at like they're mobile. They've got their brain, they you know,

567
00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and they're doing what they want. So I don't get

568
00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:54.400
<v Speaker 1>down on her for smoking and stuff. I'm just like,

569
00:27:54.400 --> 00:27:58.319
<v Speaker 1>you know what, you've earned the right to do whatever you.

570
00:27:58.279 --> 00:28:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Want exactly your last ten years go if you are.

571
00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Happy, and this is making your happy, that there's something

572
00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:07.480
<v Speaker 1>to that. So anyway, I thought, you know, I'm going

573
00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:09.759
<v Speaker 1>to spend this time with these women who have lived

574
00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:12.440
<v Speaker 1>a lot of life and they have a lot of wisdom.

575
00:28:12.759 --> 00:28:15.279
<v Speaker 1>So I asked them, I said, I was thinking, I

576
00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:17.880
<v Speaker 1>want to know what their best piece of advice would

577
00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:22.000
<v Speaker 1>be for somebody like a younger woman, a man, anybody,

578
00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:28.039
<v Speaker 1>since they've lived so long. I asked Anti Doodoo. First,

579
00:28:28.839 --> 00:28:33.519
<v Speaker 1>I go, Judy, I want to know what's the best

580
00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:38.960
<v Speaker 1>piece of advice you could give somebody. And this is

581
00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:45.559
<v Speaker 1>a direct quote, find a nice guy, don't marry a

582
00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:53.720
<v Speaker 1>piece of shit. Okay, So there's that. I go, that

583
00:28:54.440 --> 00:28:57.799
<v Speaker 1>is that the one you want? Because find a nice guy,

584
00:28:57.880 --> 00:29:02.799
<v Speaker 1>don't marry a piece of shit? Yes, okay, okay, okay, Mom,

585
00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:07.000
<v Speaker 1>what about you? She goes. You know, when I was

586
00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:10.519
<v Speaker 1>a young girl, I lied about everything because I wanted

587
00:29:10.519 --> 00:29:14.519
<v Speaker 1>to look cool. But then I realized people could check

588
00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:17.039
<v Speaker 1>up on the lies and then I'd be known as

589
00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:20.200
<v Speaker 1>a liar. So my piece of advice is, don't be

590
00:29:20.279 --> 00:29:22.880
<v Speaker 1>a liar. She goes, I've never lied ever since I

591
00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:26.599
<v Speaker 1>came to that realization and why she was young. I'm like, Okay,

592
00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:27.400
<v Speaker 1>don't be a liar.

593
00:29:27.559 --> 00:29:29.839
<v Speaker 3>That's something a liar would say so they could continue

594
00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:30.599
<v Speaker 3>lying though.

595
00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:37.200
<v Speaker 1>And then I asked Antonio, my roommate. His is simple,

596
00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:40.319
<v Speaker 1>he just live and let live.

597
00:29:40.680 --> 00:29:40.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

598
00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:41.640
<v Speaker 3>That checks out.

599
00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:47.039
<v Speaker 1>That totally checks Uh huh, Evan, I go, Evan, what

600
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:50.119
<v Speaker 1>is my daughter? What is your best piece of advice?

601
00:29:50.279 --> 00:29:52.599
<v Speaker 3>I think I could, I could guess this to be

602
00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:54.759
<v Speaker 3>something along the lines of like chase your dreams or something.

603
00:29:54.839 --> 00:30:01.160
<v Speaker 1>No, oh really, okay, always no matter what, be yourself.

604
00:30:01.599 --> 00:30:02.200
<v Speaker 3>I was close.

605
00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, I asked my friend Maggie, who we know.

606
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:10.079
<v Speaker 1>She goes. It was something to the effect of always

607
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:13.319
<v Speaker 1>look forward, never look back. The past is the past

608
00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:18.599
<v Speaker 1>for a reason. And I like that now, Marie. Yes,

609
00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:20.880
<v Speaker 1>what was Marie's My roommate Marie.

610
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<v Speaker 2>Is be humble and not assume you know better than

611
00:30:23.480 --> 00:30:24.440
<v Speaker 2>the person in front of you.

612
00:30:24.920 --> 00:30:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I love that.

613
00:30:25.759 --> 00:30:26.079
<v Speaker 2>Mm hm.

614
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<v Speaker 1>Mine is the only way out is through.

615
00:30:31.400 --> 00:30:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a good one.

616
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:35.759
<v Speaker 1>You have to go through some crap to get to

617
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<v Speaker 1>the good other side, which is usually really worth all

618
00:30:40.599 --> 00:30:44.079
<v Speaker 1>the hell. You can't like go around it, you have

619
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:44.880
<v Speaker 1>to go through.

620
00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:47.839
<v Speaker 3>I think sometimes you can circumvent crap.

621
00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:53.440
<v Speaker 1>But the reward at the end is not going to

622
00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:57.400
<v Speaker 1>be as grand as if you went through all the

623
00:30:57.720 --> 00:30:58.440
<v Speaker 1>hard times.

624
00:30:58.680 --> 00:31:01.279
<v Speaker 3>I disagree on that one. That's it sounds good on paper.

625
00:31:01.839 --> 00:31:05.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So I want to know, if you were to

626
00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:07.960
<v Speaker 1>give one piece of advice to somebody, what is the

627
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:09.559
<v Speaker 1>best piece of advice you could give?

628
00:31:09.799 --> 00:31:10.039
<v Speaker 3>Eric?

629
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:11.640
<v Speaker 1>What is it?

630
00:31:12.079 --> 00:31:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Don't burn your bridges?

631
00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:16.079
<v Speaker 3>That is so funny coming from Eric.

632
00:31:16.880 --> 00:31:20.880
<v Speaker 2>I've never burned a bridge, Like I don't.

633
00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:23.599
<v Speaker 1>Believe that boing you a liar, but I think you

634
00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:25.839
<v Speaker 1>may have not forget may have forgotten a couple.

635
00:31:25.720 --> 00:31:28.240
<v Speaker 2>Of things in in like business and.

636
00:31:28.400 --> 00:31:34.119
<v Speaker 3>In businesses are the only bridges he's burned.

637
00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:38.400
<v Speaker 2>No, no, because you never know. And my dad taught

638
00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:41.000
<v Speaker 2>me this very young, because you know, like if you

639
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:44.279
<v Speaker 2>walked out of a out of a job like no notice,

640
00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:47.759
<v Speaker 2>middle fingers in the air, like have you? You don't know

641
00:31:47.799 --> 00:31:50.359
<v Speaker 2>if down the line you're going to be working at

642
00:31:50.359 --> 00:31:52.519
<v Speaker 2>a company and the person that you pissed off at

643
00:31:52.559 --> 00:31:54.200
<v Speaker 2>the last job is now going to be your boss.

644
00:31:54.279 --> 00:31:55.119
<v Speaker 1>That's agree.

645
00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:59.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So that's just And I'm talking in terms of this,

646
00:32:00.920 --> 00:32:05.400
<v Speaker 2>like you know, and providing for yourself and stuff like that.

647
00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:07.640
<v Speaker 2>You just don't want to do that and you see

648
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:08.319
<v Speaker 2>it all the time.

649
00:32:10.119 --> 00:32:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Just keep your cool, Keep your cool. Ran at the

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<v Speaker 1>ripe age of twenty four, What is the best piece

651
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<v Speaker 1>of advice you have?

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<v Speaker 3>My piece of advice I actually think is the best

653
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<v Speaker 3>you'll hear tonight. Mine is that your success in life

654
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<v Speaker 3>will be determined by your willingness to have difficult conversations

655
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<v Speaker 3>or uncomfortable conversations.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. This is why our son is twenty four

657
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<v Speaker 2>going on sixty four.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura, this isn't an issue for you because you there

659
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<v Speaker 3>is not an uncomfortable conversation you won't.

660
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<v Speaker 2>Initiate for sure.

661
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<v Speaker 3>But there are a lot of people who their lives

662
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<v Speaker 3>could have been radically different had they been willing to

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<v Speaker 3>have an uncomfortable conversation or like a conversational conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>A truth mom, like, yeah, to be honest, Yeah, always,

665
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<v Speaker 1>because you're gonna get caught if you lie. It's eventually

666
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<v Speaker 1>going to come out.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's not lying. It's just like a lot of

668
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<v Speaker 3>people aren't willing to fight for something because it may

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<v Speaker 3>lead to like a weird confrontation. But yeah, those confrontations

670
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<v Speaker 3>could very easily dramatically change the course of your life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>All I see is it build your network and can

673
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<v Speaker 1>make new friends. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>That's a LinkedIn advice.

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<v Speaker 1>Say hello to at least five people you don't know

676
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<v Speaker 1>every day? Now why not?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I mean it's not bad advice, but that is

678
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<v Speaker 3>totally something.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that you like all advice, Laura. I like

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<v Speaker 1>all advice. Yes, And if you guys have any more advice.

682
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<v Speaker 1>I would love to hear it big time. Okay, coming

683
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<v Speaker 1>up next episode? Uh huh, because this is a little

684
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<v Speaker 1>bit of a shorty unless we want to do Actually,

685
00:33:54.599 --> 00:33:57.799
<v Speaker 1>we'll do one more story, okay, okay, and then I'll

686
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<v Speaker 1>tell you what's coming up in Thursdays. I want to

687
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<v Speaker 1>know which one of these old people habits you guys have.

688
00:34:05.759 --> 00:34:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Bled on to all of them.

689
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<v Speaker 1>Especially, I'm curious to know, will you and I probably

690
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<v Speaker 1>do all of these? I want to know which ones

691
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<v Speaker 1>do you do at twenty four years old?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so and some of these are really great, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh lord?

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<v Speaker 1>So on social media people were talking about old people

696
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<v Speaker 1>habits that they have like taken upon themselves and going, wait,

697
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<v Speaker 1>this is a really great idea doing weekend errands before

698
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<v Speaker 1>noon to beat the crowds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you do do that? Oh yeah, okay.

700
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<v Speaker 3>I'm a I'm a late errand type of guyme.

701
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<v Speaker 1>I'm a right before closing?

702
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<v Speaker 2>What is wrong that you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I just like shop. I just like being out at night.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a three four pm person.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, worst time nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe the weekends of like eleven am. It's a nice

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<v Speaker 3>time a day to be out.

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<v Speaker 1>Eating dinner like warily like four or five.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm still my eat dinner late, and I'm.

710
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<v Speaker 2>Still at work.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in a weird place right now where I'm not hungry.

712
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<v Speaker 1>But then come nine o'clock, I'm starving and I have

713
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<v Speaker 1>a huge meal. That's got to be bad for.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, that is bad for yours. I'm supposed to eat

715
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<v Speaker 2>after set.

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<v Speaker 3>Some days, I'm like, eat lunch at four pm, eat

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<v Speaker 3>dinner at eight pm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you're awest.

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<v Speaker 3>I like, actually, I think that's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>If you go to bed, like if you have time

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<v Speaker 1>to burn it off a little bit, right, ignoring the clock,

722
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<v Speaker 1>meaning eat when you're hungry and sleep when you're tired.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I don't think we have that luxury. Yeah,

725
00:35:41.239 --> 00:35:45.880
<v Speaker 1>we don't have that luxury yet. Using lap blankets or

726
00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:48.519
<v Speaker 1>even electric blankets to stay warm.

727
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<v Speaker 3>I've been using electric blankets for years.

728
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<v Speaker 2>In one I don't have an electric I have a

729
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<v Speaker 2>lot of throws.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the best thing is all. Like, if I want

731
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<v Speaker 3>to watch TV, like laying on my bed or something,

732
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<v Speaker 3>you're not really quite ready to commit to getting under

733
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<v Speaker 3>the covers. What you do is you turn on the

734
00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:06.039
<v Speaker 3>heat a blanket, you crank that sucker up makes the

735
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<v Speaker 3>surface of your bed warm. Sometimes I sleep like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm getting on Amazon.

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<v Speaker 3>T Yeah, worth it. I think it's what I say,

738
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<v Speaker 3>it's a luxurious experience.

739
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<v Speaker 1>That's missing in my life. I think that electric blanket.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sometimes I will go to bed just on top

741
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<v Speaker 3>of my bed with the heat of blanket on because

742
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<v Speaker 3>it's it's nothing, because it's more comfortable. Woo.

743
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, switching to comfortable clothes indoors, like slippers and sweatpants.

744
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<v Speaker 1>When you come in and after a day's work.

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<v Speaker 3>I just know, Okay, you just take all your clothes.

746
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<v Speaker 1>I do you just you just rip your clothes off

747
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<v Speaker 1>and keep them off. When you're alone in your home,

748
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:45.599
<v Speaker 1>you're naked.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, not one hundred percent of the time, but yeah,

750
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<v Speaker 3>you must have his here cranked.

751
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<v Speaker 1>No, I really really wanted to install a little teeny

752
00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:59.119
<v Speaker 1>camera that would be so now in his room to

753
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<v Speaker 1>see how he sleeps.

754
00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:01.400
<v Speaker 3>At nine there I want to see.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I want.

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00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:06.559
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you how I sleep. I sleep in a

757
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:08.639
<v Speaker 2>little ball and I never move.

758
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<v Speaker 3>What So you sleep butt naked in the fetal position

759
00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:13.719
<v Speaker 3>pretty much like like literally like a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I bet he has crazy dreams where you like

761
00:37:16.639 --> 00:37:19.119
<v Speaker 1>yell stuff out you don't even know, and you snore

762
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:20.960
<v Speaker 1>like crazy and you probably don't even know.

763
00:37:21.079 --> 00:37:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't snore.

764
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<v Speaker 3>It waxed up with a kickstand.

765
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<v Speaker 2>Oh for sure your house and all, oh you might

766
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<v Speaker 2>get pregnant. God doubted that was good.

767
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Wanting to stay home instead of going out let for me.

768
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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to go out. I'm over it. Ye

769
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<v Speaker 1>takes too much energy.

770
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<v Speaker 3>I've been like that since twenty one.

771
00:37:43.880 --> 00:37:45.159
<v Speaker 2>I had some friends that were like, do you want

772
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:46.360
<v Speaker 2>to go to the movies? And I was like, when

773
00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:48.800
<v Speaker 2>they're late tonight? And I'm like what time? It was

774
00:37:48.840 --> 00:37:51.519
<v Speaker 2>like seven o'clock and they're all, there's a a ten

775
00:37:51.559 --> 00:37:56.320
<v Speaker 2>pm show and I'm all pm. It was like, no, way, okay.

776
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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes going out real late it's fun, not even you.

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<v Speaker 2>Have don't work in the oh yeah, I didn't even

778
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<v Speaker 2>have to work in the morning. I was off.

779
00:38:03.559 --> 00:38:06.119
<v Speaker 1>If your mind is already like shutting down, going.

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<v Speaker 3>To like a ten pm movie and like sweats and

781
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<v Speaker 3>a hoodie though is.

782
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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'd be I'd just stay home. I'd

783
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<v Speaker 2>be asleep now. I wouldn't be here for you.

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00:38:13.639 --> 00:38:17.440
<v Speaker 3>No, just do it spontaneously. It's fun.

785
00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:23.079
<v Speaker 1>Now this I have adopted years ago, and it is

786
00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:28.760
<v Speaker 1>the best. Using close captioning on absolutely everything you watch.

787
00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:32.360
<v Speaker 1>You pick up on so many things you missed because

788
00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:33.599
<v Speaker 1>the actors mumble.

789
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:37.039
<v Speaker 2>I only use the close captioning on porn.

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00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:39.079
<v Speaker 1>Kidding, you are ridiculous?

791
00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:42.360
<v Speaker 3>What oh, thank you? I'm kidding.

792
00:38:42.679 --> 00:38:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Do either of you even for vitamins? Have a pill organizer?

793
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<v Speaker 2>And I have two?

794
00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:50.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay?

795
00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:51.920
<v Speaker 2>I have? I think I have two?

796
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:52.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have.

797
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:56.000
<v Speaker 2>I take so many supplements that I have two.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you do this if before you go on

799
00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:02.159
<v Speaker 1>vacation you plan everything out on the computer, but you

800
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:03.960
<v Speaker 1>print it out so you have a print out of

801
00:39:04.000 --> 00:39:06.119
<v Speaker 1>your itinerary you print?

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<v Speaker 3>My dad does do that? Yeah, and a clear clear

803
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<v Speaker 3>like paper protector.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. How old is your dad?

805
00:39:12.920 --> 00:39:14.239
<v Speaker 3>He's in his fifties.

806
00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Am I older than your dad?

807
00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:17.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, only by a couple of years.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a bitch. Yeah I do that.

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<v Speaker 1>What about this having a plastic bag full of other

810
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<v Speaker 1>plastic bags because you never know when you're gonna need

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00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:28.000
<v Speaker 1>a plastic bag in your car? No, I don't, oh

812
00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:29.559
<v Speaker 1>in my car or anywhere.

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00:39:29.800 --> 00:39:32.039
<v Speaker 3>That's a that's like a mom thing. That's not even

814
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<v Speaker 3>like a grandma thing.

815
00:39:33.079 --> 00:39:34.920
<v Speaker 1>It is an older person thing.

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00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:35.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

817
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:37.519
<v Speaker 1>I see a lot of Like I noticed that with

818
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<v Speaker 1>Judy and my mom over the weekend in Rench a mirage.

819
00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:43.159
<v Speaker 1>They had a bag full of plastic bags.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you know what, yeah, you might be right.

821
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<v Speaker 1>Actually, oh this one. How about lowering the volume when

822
00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:52.159
<v Speaker 1>you are trying to parallel park.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, that's everybody. That's not old people think that's everybody.

824
00:39:56.320 --> 00:39:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Does everybody really do that?

825
00:39:57.920 --> 00:39:59.440
<v Speaker 3>I thought I'm a psychology thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Age having a box of tissue in every.

828
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<v Speaker 3>Room, No, I own the single box of tissues.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

830
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<v Speaker 1>We're blessed because if we had to blow our nose

831
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<v Speaker 1>that we had allergies all day long, that my fingers. Okay,

832
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<v Speaker 1>And what do you think about those strap on? Those

833
00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:26.400
<v Speaker 1>straps like strap on if you wear glasses, No, so

834
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<v Speaker 1>you never us.

835
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<v Speaker 3>That's like a nineties thing.

836
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<v Speaker 2>That is you might as well just crawl into a grave.

837
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<v Speaker 3>See old people use those anymore. I think that that's gone.

838
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was.

839
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<v Speaker 3>A ninety thing because you thought it was sunglasses too.

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<v Speaker 2>You know when my this is regarding like the Kleenex. Hopefully,

841
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<v Speaker 2>well someday everybody will have to do this. But when

842
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<v Speaker 2>my mom passed away, when I was going through like

843
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<v Speaker 2>her clothes and donating them and everything, every single pocket

844
00:40:58.480 --> 00:40:59.920
<v Speaker 2>headache next.

845
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:04.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I was recently going through the ceased family

846
00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:06.159
<v Speaker 3>member's closet and every jacket.

847
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought about this yesterday. I'm like, if I died today,

849
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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the things they'd have to go through

850
00:41:16.760 --> 00:41:18.079
<v Speaker 1>and find and go.

851
00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:20.280
<v Speaker 3>W Now, all your team of stuff will fall apart

852
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<v Speaker 3>when you die.

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00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:25.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I know what. Oh God, please please

854
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<v Speaker 2>please do because you know you're in my will.

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00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:31.119
<v Speaker 1>What do you want? What do you want?

856
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:32.920
<v Speaker 3>Well?

857
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:36.639
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean what do I have that you want?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be I want to be able to

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<v Speaker 2>pick out your clothes for your burial, because I'm going

860
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<v Speaker 2>to I'm going to bury you in the most outrageous

861
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:46.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to bury you in those chicken foot stockings

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00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:51.639
<v Speaker 2>with like clear looseight stripper heels. Can you I want

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00:41:51.639 --> 00:41:54.519
<v Speaker 2>to be comfortable, though, Oh yeah, you'll be comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not going to be buried. I want to

865
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<v Speaker 1>be torched.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to think, Okay, I can I do this?

867
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<v Speaker 2>Can I do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Will?

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<v Speaker 2>Will you allow the morgue to let me dress you?

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<v Speaker 2>Up before we put.

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00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:11.280
<v Speaker 1>You in the oven, or just bury me in the

872
00:42:11.320 --> 00:42:12.679
<v Speaker 1>backyard save all that money.

873
00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:15.239
<v Speaker 3>Wish. Actually, that's how I want to go, Like really

874
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:16.440
<v Speaker 3>gothic medieval.

875
00:42:16.119 --> 00:42:18.599
<v Speaker 1>Stuff like the ant, like the warm.

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00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.480
<v Speaker 3>Stay cross above a mounted dirt and I just want

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00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:23.280
<v Speaker 3>to be under there.

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00:42:23.320 --> 00:42:25.719
<v Speaker 2>Can we take you to a taxidermist and have you stuffed?

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00:42:27.199 --> 00:42:29.559
<v Speaker 1>It'd be funny, sure, but I think I would look

880
00:42:30.039 --> 00:42:32.920
<v Speaker 1>like way weirder than a wax figurine.

881
00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:35.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're already a lot of wax.

882
00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:38.800
<v Speaker 3>Anyways, will donate her the science or they do that

883
00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:41.239
<v Speaker 3>those exhibits, they peel back your skin and stuff and

884
00:42:41.239 --> 00:42:43.360
<v Speaker 3>then we'll steal it and so we can we'll put

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00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:44.840
<v Speaker 3>it in our living room and display and be like

886
00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:47.880
<v Speaker 3>that's Laura. Those are all her veins.

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00:42:49.119 --> 00:42:52.199
<v Speaker 1>I just filled out my renewal for my license, and

888
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:55.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm like organ donation. Sure, but I'm thinking to myself,

889
00:42:55.360 --> 00:42:57.679
<v Speaker 1>I don't want your liver. They don't want my liver?

890
00:42:57.840 --> 00:42:59.159
<v Speaker 1>Do they want my kidneys?

891
00:42:59.199 --> 00:42:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Like?

892
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:07.079
<v Speaker 1>Eyes aren't that great? Like they can have my implants?

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00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:09.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, those are really.

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00:43:08.719 --> 00:43:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Good eyes, nose, ears, I don't know whatever. All right?

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00:43:13.880 --> 00:43:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Now coming up on Thursday's episode, Now this could either

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00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:23.000
<v Speaker 1>go really really well and be super funny, or it's

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00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:26.440
<v Speaker 1>going to be a complete dud, which will also be funny.

898
00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:31.519
<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a new game kind of like we

899
00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:36.079
<v Speaker 1>have to act out things. If we make one of

900
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:40.039
<v Speaker 1>each other laugh, you get a special coin. Whoever has

901
00:43:40.079 --> 00:43:42.559
<v Speaker 1>the most coins at the end of this game wins.

902
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:47.280
<v Speaker 1>But it could be really really awful too. I mean,

903
00:43:47.320 --> 00:43:48.920
<v Speaker 1>it could be a dud, but we'll see. So this

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<v Speaker 1>would be.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:53.559
<v Speaker 1>I have the whole thing planned out. It's a game,

907
00:43:54.719 --> 00:43:57.039
<v Speaker 1>and then we can either do I have a new

908
00:43:57.119 --> 00:43:59.719
<v Speaker 1>bunch of questions for the question game, and I also

909
00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:02.239
<v Speaker 1>have some good random news and just a lot of

910
00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:04.199
<v Speaker 1>good stuff. So you're gonna want.

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00:44:04.079 --> 00:44:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, did you read this story. It's been

912
00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:11.639
<v Speaker 2>all over the the internet right now about that gynecologist

913
00:44:11.719 --> 00:44:14.480
<v Speaker 2>that was deaf and how successful he is.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean, oh, he's about to tell a joke.

915
00:44:21.159 --> 00:44:26.159
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, he's one of the most successful gynecologists

916
00:44:26.199 --> 00:44:28.599
<v Speaker 2>in the world and he's deaf.

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00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's the punchline.

918
00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:31.920
<v Speaker 2>He's a really good lip reader.

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00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:37.360
<v Speaker 1>I told you you know how I feel about you.

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00:44:37.400 --> 00:44:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Everybody love your podcast.

921
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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, actually sound you be like wa. They all go all.

922
00:44:44.519 --> 00:44:47.679
<v Speaker 1>Because you know. I believe everything you start and I'm pissed.

923
00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:48.760
<v Speaker 3>I told you it was a joke.

924
00:44:48.800 --> 00:44:53.280
<v Speaker 1>I know, and they went back into it like he

925
00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:57.840
<v Speaker 1>was ring real. I can't. I hate it. Log out.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry we had to end on this note. His fault.

927
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<v Speaker 1>He knows better.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, look out. Love your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, my sweet babies so much. Bye guys,

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<v Speaker 1>Bye family by podcast Fabily fans.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura, you're so beautiful. Eric, You're so strange.