WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.640 --> 00:00:04.440 Welcome back everybody to the Cult of Cryptids, the Strange 2 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:08.759 Group podcasting Cult of Conspiracy collaboration. We're throwing it back 3 00:00:08.960 --> 00:00:11.439 to a series we used to do called Strange Ones. 4 00:00:11.720 --> 00:00:15.119 Similar to the main show, we talked about bizarre encounters 5 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:18.160 and strange happenings, and this one we're gonna throw it 6 00:00:18.160 --> 00:00:22.399 back to the Monster of Minerva, a thick bigfoot creature 7 00:00:22.440 --> 00:00:25.280 that roam through the woods and attacked dogs and maybe 8 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:28.480 even people. It's a very strange story to say the least, 9 00:00:29.039 --> 00:00:31.679 So make sure to give the show five star rate 10 00:00:31.719 --> 00:00:35.719 and reviews. Support both shows would be greatly appreciated. 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Anti Vaxer. Oh man, 25 00:01:29.439 --> 00:01:31.000 that's what they called me. That's my new nickname. 26 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:31.439 I'm gonna go. 27 00:01:31.519 --> 00:01:33.760 I'm gonna my My new rap name is gonna be 28 00:01:33.799 --> 00:01:35.040 anti vax. 29 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:39.519 Follow me at the One on one podcast on all 30 00:01:39.519 --> 00:01:40.640 social media platforms. 31 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:42.200 TikTok, Twitter, Instagram? 32 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:45.400 Who has fucking Twitter? I have Twitter? I've never touched 33 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:48.239 that shir yep. All right, Yeah, this is gonna be 34 00:01:48.319 --> 00:01:51.760 Facebook anymore. It's meta now, Bro, I'm I got a 35 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:56.159 little brandy and I got a bone shaker beer bro, 36 00:01:56.359 --> 00:01:57.560 good old bone shaker. 37 00:01:58.719 --> 00:01:59.400 Got some water. 38 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:03.239 Quack that up because I'm a productive member of society. 39 00:02:03.799 --> 00:02:07.239 Yeah, I'm an alcoholic. So and this is my AA meeting. 40 00:02:09.800 --> 00:02:14.319 All right, Yeah, welcome back. We're gonna get into some cryptids. 41 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:16.639 We're gonna get it back into some cryptis this time. 42 00:02:17.639 --> 00:02:17.879 Yeah. 43 00:02:17.919 --> 00:02:18.680 It's gonna be. 44 00:02:18.599 --> 00:02:22.960 A crazy, crazy case that I've The Minerva monster. 45 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:23.639 Is how you say it right? 46 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:24.960 Minerva? 47 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:27.400 Yes, I don't know how you were saying it before, 48 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:28.919 but it was fucking dumb. 49 00:02:29.479 --> 00:02:30.960 The Minerva. All right. 50 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:37.719 Bigfoot sightings in northeast Ohio are nothing new. Inexplicable bipedal 51 00:02:38.039 --> 00:02:41.199 cryptids have been cited around the area for at least 52 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:45.199 seventy five years, but the Minerva Monster incident, which triggered 53 00:02:45.240 --> 00:02:51.080 a massive, coordinated search for this elusive, huge, hairy creature 54 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:57.520 that stalked the woods and terrified local family near the town. No, 55 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:01.280 and do not shout her out again. She's I can't 56 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:04.240 wait to go on Wan's podcast. And I'm like, you're 57 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:06.000 not going on the podcast, motherfucker. 58 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:10.439 Your mom is so down show that. She was hilarious. 59 00:03:10.560 --> 00:03:15.400 Bro, was like, no, you're not coming out fucking Wan's podcast. First, 60 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:17.800 We'll have to do a Patreon episode and I'll get 61 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:18.039 her on. 62 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:20.000 And then she's like, I'm don't worry. We're not gonna 63 00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:20.560 talk about you. 64 00:03:20.599 --> 00:03:22.199 We're gonna we're gonna talk about I want to go 65 00:03:22.199 --> 00:03:23.560 about politics and stuff like that. 66 00:03:23.639 --> 00:03:25.240 I'm like, fucking do not do that. 67 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:28.800 She she's got some stories, though, Bro, she was going 68 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:29.599 in on the chat. 69 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:30.960 I know you know what I mean. 70 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:31.680 You gotta have her. 71 00:03:31.719 --> 00:03:33.639 I don't know why you haven't had her on already. 72 00:03:33.680 --> 00:03:34.159 Bros. 73 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:37.159 Too busy, man, I gotta fucking I gotta get you 74 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:39.560 on fucking the day before we release an episode. 75 00:03:39.599 --> 00:03:41.080 So that's fine. 76 00:03:41.599 --> 00:03:45.080 So this crazy monster that stalk the woods and terrified 77 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:48.560 local family near the town of Minerva has long been 78 00:03:48.599 --> 00:03:52.039 regarded as one of the most convincing bigfoot incidents is 79 00:03:52.599 --> 00:03:53.800 in history. 80 00:03:56.759 --> 00:03:59.439 Old Yellow Eyes is what they called him. They called 81 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:03.280 the yellow Yeah, I think so something that the wrong 82 00:04:03.319 --> 00:04:04.719 one run. Which one is. 83 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:09.639 It hits that? God damn yet you're not allowed. 84 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:11.280 I had to do that way to my neighbors were home, 85 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:13.319 so I could scream at the top of my fucking lungs. 86 00:04:13.360 --> 00:04:14.719 I had to do it like three times to make 87 00:04:14.759 --> 00:04:15.759 sure it's boy fit. 88 00:04:16.519 --> 00:04:18.879 Yeah, it's got that enough throat in there. 89 00:04:18.879 --> 00:04:22.160 You don't. Honestly, with all the big foot bossers out there, 90 00:04:22.240 --> 00:04:24.519 will probably be doing this for a while because we 91 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:26.920 always liked to meet and once started by getting into cryptids. 92 00:04:27.279 --> 00:04:31.079 So we'll always probably travel back that road eventually. But 93 00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:33.399 there is a lot of bigfoot in yetty creatures that 94 00:04:33.439 --> 00:04:35.560 have like intense stories and ship. 95 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:39.759 Yes, and that's why I feel that it was or 96 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:42.480 is some sort bro. Did I tell you the other 97 00:04:42.600 --> 00:04:47.000 night I went I went riding my motorcycle and and 98 00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:51.879 I saw a dead monkey on the on the road. Yeah, dude, 99 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:53.680 there was a dead monkey on the side of the road, 100 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:54.480 take it home. 101 00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:56.199 And eats brains like you're in Indiangelica. 102 00:04:56.480 --> 00:04:59.040 I was. I thought about it, but no I didn't. 103 00:04:59.279 --> 00:05:03.519 But those a monkey, bro, that fucking wild. That's crazy, right, 104 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:05.839 Like it was, We're next to some trees, We're riding 105 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:08.839 through the coast, and my buddy's on the head saying 106 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:11.959 he said, hey, look a dead monkey. And then I 107 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:13.399 looked at it was a dead monkey. 108 00:05:13.439 --> 00:05:14.759 Bro. I'm not even lying it was. 109 00:05:14.759 --> 00:05:17.360 That's so crazy, man. That would be red Florida. 110 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:17.639 Bro. 111 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:20.680 Imagine that in Canada. That'd be all difference. 112 00:05:20.839 --> 00:05:24.680 And then I had a story one of my wife's cousins. 113 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:27.879 He was talking to me about how the day that 114 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:32.279 he ran into monkeys in the woods in Florida. Yeah, 115 00:05:32.279 --> 00:05:34.920 in Florida and Miami. And I was like wait, I 116 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:37.279 was like, can you take me there. I want to 117 00:05:37.279 --> 00:05:40.279 see the works. I want to see the monkeys too, bro, 118 00:05:40.600 --> 00:05:42.519 because that's that's crazy, right. 119 00:05:42.519 --> 00:05:43.759 That is fucking nuts. 120 00:05:44.040 --> 00:05:49.319 So in nineteen forty two, Ohio Wins I guess they 121 00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:54.759 call themselves, shook with excitement when Ohio History Historical Historical 122 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:59.240 Historical Society listed Cedar Bob as a natural preserve, the 123 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:03.759 first of its in Ohio, located in Champagne Country. That 124 00:06:03.879 --> 00:06:07.959 sounds fun. Everyone's just drunk taking fucking pills like housewives. 125 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:13.680 And the bog was carved by a glacier, leaving behind 126 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:19.040 the these trees and this river and a rich fertile area. 127 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:20.600 Teeming with natural wildlife. 128 00:06:20.879 --> 00:06:25.519 The new official destination protected nearly five hundred acres of 129 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:30.079 the epic seven thousand acre fin a wetland fed by 130 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:32.199 natural minerals. 131 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:34.680 And ground and river water essentially is what a fen is. 132 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:38.839 Yeah, which would make sense because if you look at 133 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:43.800 places like Skinwalker Ranch, right, Yeah, there are certain things 134 00:06:43.839 --> 00:06:45.240 in the soil there, you know. 135 00:06:45.319 --> 00:06:49.879 Yah, the Bridgewater Triangle, there's all these it's and natives 136 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:52.600 always talk about Indigenous people always talk about how there's 137 00:06:52.639 --> 00:06:57.120 like that spirits exist near waterways and shit. 138 00:06:57.600 --> 00:07:02.959 Did you did you ever hear about the Dragons Triangle? 139 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:07.040 Had somebody on the podcast point out the Dragon's Triangle? 140 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:11.240 Yeah, put that on the docket. 141 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:13.279 We'll put that on the docket. 142 00:07:13.519 --> 00:07:13.800 All right. 143 00:07:14.839 --> 00:07:18.120 Shortly after Cedar Bog was opened, locals began whispering, but 144 00:07:18.199 --> 00:07:21.879 a large ape like creature cited frequently around the bog 145 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:26.240 in particular near Woodburn Road, a country road that ran 146 00:07:26.319 --> 00:07:29.800 parallel to the bog. Sometime after the area near where 147 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:32.560 the creature was spotted was enclosed with a large metal 148 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:33.759 fence topped. 149 00:07:33.519 --> 00:07:35.199 With ominous barbed wire. 150 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:38.439 Some thought it was a new offense installed to protect 151 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:42.600 the bog to keep people out. Others, however, feel that 152 00:07:42.680 --> 00:07:45.839 it was installed for a more sanster purpose to keep 153 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:48.040 something in. 154 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:53.920 Like a cricket. 155 00:07:56.639 --> 00:08:03.800 That goddamn cat again, boys inside, goddamn ape creature. We 156 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:08.920 should make one for every single get that goddamn cryptid again. 157 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:12.199 Yeah, crypto would be going over like goddamn alien, like 158 00:08:12.199 --> 00:08:12.959 we do that one. 159 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:15.160 And it's those goddamn saucer. 160 00:08:14.800 --> 00:08:18.360 Man, Mothman, mothball Man or some ship. 161 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:21.120 I mean you started watching what's that show on Netflix? 162 00:08:21.160 --> 00:08:21.759 The cartoon show. 163 00:08:21.800 --> 00:08:25.639 It's fucking funny and like, uh, conspiracy one whatever. 164 00:08:25.439 --> 00:08:27.000 Yeah, I can't think of the name. And there's like 165 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:28.279 moth Man's like teaching him. 166 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:30.720 A class how to inside job or some inside job, 167 00:08:30.759 --> 00:08:34.120 and the Mothman's teaching them a class of how to 168 00:08:34.159 --> 00:08:35.559 treat reptilians better. 169 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:38.840 It's like I'm missed a Mothman. I am I'm off man. 170 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:39.879 It's fucking good. 171 00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:46.720 Imagine cryptids have like a critical race theory made the scene. 172 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:47.639 That's why they're talking about. 173 00:08:47.639 --> 00:08:50.120 They're talk about like reptilians and how like you gotta 174 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:52.799 treat them nicely and then you know, don't don't say 175 00:08:52.799 --> 00:08:58.120 certain things. I know, literally, So local fears grew a 176 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:01.759 few years later when a group of teenage mysteriously disappeared 177 00:09:02.080 --> 00:09:04.559 while on a camping trip near the bog These kids 178 00:09:04.639 --> 00:09:10.960 just went up and fucking they're gone, damn son, Well well. 179 00:09:10.960 --> 00:09:12.919 Just continue, bro, because it's just crazy. 180 00:09:13.320 --> 00:09:16.120 Legend grew around the incident, and locals attribute it to 181 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:22.600 the unfortunate youth's disappearance. The Boggy Creek Monster, nickname credited 182 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:26.759 to creature shortly after the sighting near Woodburn Road, not 183 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:29.360 to be confused with the Folk Monster. 184 00:09:29.480 --> 00:09:30.720 I was called it the fuck monster. 185 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:34.799 The monster of Folk Arkansas would spawn the legend of 186 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:38.399 the Boggy Creek Movie, which if you go back, listen 187 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:42.200 to me and Billy's episode on the Boggy Creek Monster. 188 00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:45.000 Because a lot of people in Arkansas did not like 189 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:48.279 the way we spoke about those Arkansinians or however you 190 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:52.279 fucking pronounce your stupid name and your stupid, inbred fucking 191 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:54.559 town where you eat babies and you fuck kids. 192 00:09:54.559 --> 00:09:57.840 I'm sorry going off, but now Billy gotten shit. 193 00:09:58.039 --> 00:10:02.159 You said, just take it's one take, So no editing, man, 194 00:10:02.240 --> 00:10:03.279 no editing, nothing. 195 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:05.120 One take one. 196 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:07.639 Take, Jake, Because yeah, if you go back and listen 197 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:10.000 to that one, it has the most views that we 198 00:10:10.039 --> 00:10:12.600 have on YouTube, and it has I think like ten 199 00:10:12.639 --> 00:10:15.559 thumbs up and like twelve thumbs down because people obviously 200 00:10:15.639 --> 00:10:19.679 do not like us making flight of Arkansas decades later, 201 00:10:19.799 --> 00:10:23.840 about three hours east of the bog, a documented sighting 202 00:10:23.879 --> 00:10:27.000 of the creature would earn high ranking position in the 203 00:10:27.039 --> 00:10:31.320 Bigfoot lore as one of the most interesting and thoroughly 204 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:35.919 investigated Bigfoot sightings in history. Minerva is a small town 205 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:39.360 popular just under four thousand people in the Paris township 206 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:43.919 Stark Country, Ohio. It was here, actually, two miles west 207 00:10:44.240 --> 00:10:49.480 of Minerva, on Lincoln Street, just off the US Route thirty, 208 00:10:49.799 --> 00:10:54.360 where Herbert Canton cleared an area near a deep pit 209 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:57.679 by his home. His work was done, he disposed of 210 00:10:57.720 --> 00:11:00.279 some garbage in the pit and settled in for a 211 00:11:00.279 --> 00:11:01.360 few days rests. 212 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:02.080 After the job. 213 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:04.799 This guy's like dug up a bunch of garbage or 214 00:11:04.840 --> 00:11:07.399 whatever the fuck he did. He cleared an area and 215 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:09.759 made this deep pit in his home, and he rested 216 00:11:09.840 --> 00:11:13.720 for a few days. He was like, all right, four 217 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:20.080 hours of work three days and he's like, I need 218 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:25.000 to rest for seven days. On the seventh day, I know, 219 00:11:25.120 --> 00:11:27.279 I was like, he rested for a few days. A 220 00:11:27.320 --> 00:11:33.200 few nights later, Canton's children, grandchildren, and their friends came 221 00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:35.600 running into the house claiming they have seen a large 222 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:40.480 harry monster rummaging around the pit. You no, it was 223 00:11:40.559 --> 00:11:47.960 not Anton looking for his extra butt plug. He might 224 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:51.480 be watching this live. Who fucking knows? The children there's 225 00:11:51.519 --> 00:11:52.360 there's two people. 226 00:11:52.919 --> 00:11:53.399 What's up? 227 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:55.559 Because we had to do this live because we were 228 00:11:55.600 --> 00:12:00.600 going late the little late. The children were obviously terrified, 229 00:12:00.919 --> 00:12:04.759 believing a threatening mountain man or crazed hermit was just 230 00:12:04.840 --> 00:12:09.440 outside their home. There's some homeless guys rumming through their trash. 231 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:11.960 Like I'm just trying to find stop them to eat. 232 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:12.919 I wondered if you. 233 00:12:12.879 --> 00:12:17.039 Guys had an extra plate of that lovely restaurant named McDonald's. 234 00:12:17.519 --> 00:12:21.399 I didn't look up, but is is there bears in 235 00:12:21.440 --> 00:12:22.039 that area? 236 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:23.480 I'm pretty sure there is. 237 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:25.360 It's Ohio, It's gotta be man. 238 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:26.440 Fucking Ohio. 239 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:28.720 Yet I tell you about the bear that stole our 240 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:29.720 milk in Tennessee. 241 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:32.840 Was he was he a whole. 242 00:12:32.639 --> 00:12:33.399 Gallon of milk? 243 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:33.720 Bro? 244 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:35.559 Like, yeah, a whole gallon? 245 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:38.919 Was he a big stocky fella that we're overalls? 246 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:41.480 No, you know what I'm talking about? 247 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:43.759 Those those bears the most dangerous of all. 248 00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:47.159 Yeah, no, not not like that. But yeah, he stole 249 00:12:47.200 --> 00:12:50.080 our fucking milk bro and he took it and. 250 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:51.559 He just crushed it. 251 00:12:52.080 --> 00:12:54.720 Yeah, there's we got some scary bears up in up 252 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:59.679 in Canada, Canada. So how Howie it's it's how h 253 00:12:59.679 --> 00:13:03.759 O with W. E. Canton and his mother, Evelyn Canton 254 00:13:04.320 --> 00:13:10.080 or Katon and her daughter Vicky Keek Keck it's k 255 00:13:10.200 --> 00:13:14.799 E c k Vicky Kak went outside to investigate. They 256 00:13:14.879 --> 00:13:19.159 know that the dogs were going berserved as they walked 257 00:13:19.240 --> 00:13:21.720 up the small hill leading to the pit. As they 258 00:13:21.720 --> 00:13:25.360 approached the pit, they saw a large, thickly haired monster 259 00:13:25.799 --> 00:13:31.200 about seven feet tall, thick, seven feet tall, and weighing 260 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:35.360 estimately they estimated around three hundred pounds. 261 00:13:35.639 --> 00:13:39.120 Evelyn later commented, it just stood there. It didn't move, 262 00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:41.879 but it almost broke my neck running. 263 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:44.679 It almost broke my neck running down the hill, back 264 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:45.120 down the hill. 265 00:13:45.200 --> 00:13:47.360 So she's like getting the fuck out of there and 266 00:13:48.000 --> 00:13:49.679 fucking her head's just bobbing around. 267 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:51.480 She's running so goddamn fast. 268 00:13:53.840 --> 00:13:57.799 A few days later, Evelyn Canton saw the creature again, 269 00:13:57.919 --> 00:13:59.759 picking through the garbage and the pit. Bro. 270 00:14:01.039 --> 00:14:02.440 He's just fucking hung. 271 00:14:02.360 --> 00:14:04.960 Out, comfortable, bro. So I started coming back around. 272 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:07.159 That's what That's the whole thing in this town that 273 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:10.519 it started coming around, and it was like just comfortable 274 00:14:10.519 --> 00:14:12.480 as fuck. Knew that people weren't going to do anything 275 00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:17.720 to it, so but it just from me. Yeah, it 276 00:14:17.759 --> 00:14:20.000 depends on how much you want to believe it. And 277 00:14:20.879 --> 00:14:23.840 you know what I mean, Like, yeah, if you watch 278 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:25.399 the documentary or know I. 279 00:14:25.399 --> 00:14:28.519 Watched parts of it. There is that movie. I watched 280 00:14:28.799 --> 00:14:32.320 a couple of snippets of shit, but it's it's weird. 281 00:14:32.360 --> 00:14:34.279 I actually wanted to watch a Legend of Body Creek 282 00:14:34.399 --> 00:14:36.840 the movie. It's low budget, but it has some a 283 00:14:36.879 --> 00:14:40.320 good reputation and I should after we did that that episode. 284 00:14:40.360 --> 00:14:43.240 I think that episode was literally gold fucking one of 285 00:14:43.240 --> 00:14:46.799 the like hilarious and but it's just some people do 286 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:50.320 not like when you make fun of fucking country Southern 287 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:52.120 bumpkins like, they just don't like that. 288 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:53.159 Oh, bro, you can't. 289 00:14:53.200 --> 00:14:55.440 Billy made far of the Confederate flag and compared it 290 00:14:55.480 --> 00:14:58.039 to wearing a swastika around your armband and saying that 291 00:14:58.080 --> 00:14:59.600 German is your heritage. 292 00:14:59.679 --> 00:15:01.200 And but he did not like that. 293 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:03.639 Yeah, no, he can't say that, bro. 294 00:15:03.879 --> 00:15:07.720 She noted that the creature was bipedal, not like the 295 00:15:07.759 --> 00:15:10.440 bisexual movement that is going on right now in the world. 296 00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:12.000 It walked on two legs. 297 00:15:12.759 --> 00:15:14.039 That was a bad joke, Tom, I know. 298 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:18.200 It was had long hair covering its face, and the 299 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:22.559 creature was thick, and although she could not make out 300 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:26.360 any of its facial features, she recalled it had no 301 00:15:26.519 --> 00:15:27.320 visible neck. 302 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:29.200 It's just like this. 303 00:15:29.480 --> 00:15:30.919 Thick, thicker than a bubble. 304 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:34.960 Oh me, do you imagine like Bigfoot actually has a 305 00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:37.679 really nice ass, But nobody really noticed because it's just 306 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:40.440 they're just focused on the fact that it's fucking Bigfoot. 307 00:15:40.559 --> 00:15:45.399 Wait, can you see dick's isn't he He's uh, technically 308 00:15:45.480 --> 00:15:47.399 he's like a mammal, right, So where's his dick? 309 00:15:47.480 --> 00:15:49.799 Is tucked inside like a dog. And then it fucking 310 00:15:49.799 --> 00:15:50.279 comes like. 311 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:52.000 A little choed like a little chold. 312 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:58.279 You just can't see it because it's covered by he's a. 313 00:15:56.759 --> 00:15:59.120 Bigfoot that had a shower, and then he's like chasing 314 00:15:59.240 --> 00:16:01.039 through the woods and all you see is this hairy 315 00:16:01.080 --> 00:16:02.639 thing flapping against its like. 316 00:16:03.360 --> 00:16:06.000 We should do like that one meme, why are you running? 317 00:16:06.200 --> 00:16:07.279 Why are you running? 318 00:16:07.320 --> 00:16:10.799 And it's bigfoot with his fucking just slanging dick bro. 319 00:16:12.679 --> 00:16:15.799 So again, her dogs went wild, tugging to get free 320 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:19.320 from the change that they kept bound to a tree nearby. 321 00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:23.559 Days after the second sighting, the family found of their 322 00:16:23.639 --> 00:16:24.919 German shepherd's dog. 323 00:16:24.960 --> 00:16:27.440 They found one of the German shepherd dogs dead. 324 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:31.200 Bro yep, strangled brow. Get fucked. 325 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:35.639 That's fucked man, sounds like a bigfoot Anthony Fauci. 326 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:40.960 Supposedly the dog was like super super. 327 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:43.320 Calm or whatever and out of nowhere. Yep. 328 00:16:43.720 --> 00:16:46.399 It had enough slack to where it could not choke 329 00:16:46.480 --> 00:16:46.960 on itself. 330 00:16:47.039 --> 00:16:48.879 Yeah, it had a fucking broken neck. 331 00:16:49.559 --> 00:16:51.799 Yeah yeah, bigfoot. Don't give a fuck. 332 00:16:51.879 --> 00:16:56.399 Bigfoot, don't play bro, he's uh the motherfucker, so. 333 00:16:56.279 --> 00:16:57.399 You don't give no shits. 334 00:16:57.639 --> 00:17:00.240 The dog collar was found next to the dead dog, 335 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:04.319 still attached to the chain, so his collar was still 336 00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:07.400 attached to the chain, but the dog was not, so 337 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:13.519 that makes it even more suspicious. Yep, the other German shepherd, Missy, 338 00:17:14.119 --> 00:17:17.279 appeared in an adult state. The dog was just obviously 339 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:20.000 freaking out or sad or adult means. 340 00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:24.480 Witness the death of its fucking friend bro or whatever. 341 00:17:25.039 --> 00:17:27.799 The Bigfoot just like, oh, cute little dog, and it 342 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:30.400 goes and hugs it and kills it by accident like that. 343 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:34.960 Retard from that movie. Shouldn't say that. 344 00:17:35.559 --> 00:17:40.039 The Catons observed that Missy continued acting strangely for a 345 00:17:40.079 --> 00:17:44.559 few weeks after the incident, and out of character, dug 346 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:49.480 a huge eight foot hole in the ground that is 347 00:17:49.640 --> 00:17:54.799 deeper than how they how deep they bury human beings. 348 00:17:55.519 --> 00:17:59.319 Eight foot deep hole in the ground. 349 00:17:59.319 --> 00:18:03.000 Investigators l confirmed the existence of the hole and actually 350 00:18:03.079 --> 00:18:05.279 took photographs of the hole. 351 00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:08.799 So dogs like pictures, Yeah, I guess they do. 352 00:18:08.880 --> 00:18:12.359 And then so they say that evid that they took 353 00:18:12.599 --> 00:18:16.400 the photos of evidence, and this thing just made a 354 00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:19.759 huge hole just to escape from the big Foot monster 355 00:18:19.880 --> 00:18:22.000 because he's like, I don't want that type of hud. 356 00:18:22.079 --> 00:18:22.599 That's crazy. 357 00:18:22.680 --> 00:18:25.480 Yeah, I didn't hear that part unless I wasn't listening, 358 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:28.039 But I didn't hear that part. They dug a fucking 359 00:18:28.039 --> 00:18:29.880 eight foot hole to escape from it. 360 00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:33.839 The family told little about the sightings to friends, but 361 00:18:33.960 --> 00:18:38.319 their their the problem that the publicity. The publicity came 362 00:18:38.400 --> 00:18:41.960 to light on August twenty first, nineteen seventy eight, around 363 00:18:42.039 --> 00:18:45.279 ten thirty, the Clayton's and a few of their friends 364 00:18:45.279 --> 00:18:49.160 were relaxing on the back porch of their homes. Yeah 365 00:18:49.200 --> 00:18:54.039 it was, holding the shotgun, drinking a beer. Behind the 366 00:18:54.039 --> 00:18:56.680 home was an old, abandoned strip mine that had been 367 00:18:56.720 --> 00:18:59.200 out of use for many years. Beyond the mine were 368 00:18:59.279 --> 00:19:04.279 dense on populated hilly woods that the family rarely ventured into. 369 00:19:04.920 --> 00:19:07.960 Near the mind was an old chicken coop. Among the 370 00:19:08.079 --> 00:19:10.920 chatter of the conversations, someone heard an unusual. 371 00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:13.960 Noise near the chicken coop. I don't know what the 372 00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:16.519 noise was. The Clayton's and their friends turned to. 373 00:19:16.559 --> 00:19:22.279 See, God, damn Cad, is that goddamn bigfoot again? 374 00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:26.359 And uh yeah, they they turned to see what the 375 00:19:26.400 --> 00:19:30.880 commotion was and noticed two pair of yellow, peering eyes. 376 00:19:31.359 --> 00:19:33.920 I told you, bro looking at them back through the 377 00:19:34.119 --> 00:19:36.160 yellow yellow eyes. 378 00:19:36.359 --> 00:19:37.160 Do you know there's. 379 00:19:36.960 --> 00:19:42.039 A it's a it's an episode that was deleted because 380 00:19:42.079 --> 00:19:43.759 I got rid of a lot of the episodes that 381 00:19:43.960 --> 00:19:46.160 Justin was on at the very beginning of this podcast, 382 00:19:46.599 --> 00:19:50.160 and because we could do it again later on, because 383 00:19:50.200 --> 00:19:53.440 we were just drinking, twenty six ers fucking sitting. 384 00:19:53.119 --> 00:19:55.680 There, just drinking, talking about anything fucked up. 385 00:19:55.559 --> 00:19:58.640 And somebody even said, don't mess with the the Ogs 386 00:19:58.720 --> 00:20:01.920 and you know the original, but no. 387 00:20:02.000 --> 00:20:05.079 It's just it's it's fucking retarded drunk. 388 00:20:05.359 --> 00:20:07.680 Yeah, I mean, I've I've had people on the podcast 389 00:20:07.720 --> 00:20:10.279 that I don't talk to anymore that are fucking dickheads, 390 00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:12.200 but I don't delete the episode now. 391 00:20:12.559 --> 00:20:15.480 Some of them are just either too we're too drunk, 392 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:18.240 or there it's too inappropriate. 393 00:20:19.640 --> 00:20:20.559 To inappropriate. 394 00:20:20.599 --> 00:20:24.000 Oh yes for for us, yes, like like uncoherent, like 395 00:20:24.119 --> 00:20:26.960 we're just going off like it's just ridiculous. 396 00:20:27.039 --> 00:20:29.480 And one of them a Dutch rudder too. Bro is 397 00:20:29.519 --> 00:20:32.240 in the chat for some reason. 398 00:20:33.160 --> 00:20:35.000 Yeah, this is not This is live so it can 399 00:20:35.039 --> 00:20:36.680 be on YouTube. That's why it's live. 400 00:20:37.720 --> 00:20:40.759 But yeah, because we're recording a day before it's getting released, 401 00:20:40.759 --> 00:20:42.400