Speaker 1: Welcome back everybody to the Cult of Cryptids, the Strange
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Speaker 1: Similar to the main show, we talked about bizarre encounters
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Speaker 1: back to the Monster of Minerva, a thick bigfoot creature
Speaker 1: that roam through the woods and attacked dogs and maybe
Speaker 1: even people. It's a very strange story to say the least,
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Speaker 1: All right, Welcome to the Strange Wands podcast, a branch
Speaker 1: of Strange Brew.
Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome all.
Speaker 1: I'm one of the host, Tom Kat aka Tom Thompson
Speaker 1: aka the Raptilian a k A. Anti Vaxer. Oh man,
Speaker 1: that's what they called me. That's my new nickname.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna my My new rap name is gonna be
Speaker 1: anti vax.
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Speaker 1: Who has fucking Twitter? I have Twitter? I've never touched
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Speaker 1: Facebook anymore. It's meta now, Bro, I'm I got a
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Speaker 3: Got some water.
Speaker 5: Quack that up because I'm a productive member of society.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm an alcoholic. So and this is my AA meeting.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, welcome back. We're gonna get into some cryptids.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get it back into some cryptis this time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be.
Speaker 1: A crazy, crazy case that I've The Minerva monster.
Speaker 2: Is how you say it right?
Speaker 3: Minerva?
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't know how you were saying it before,
Speaker 5: but it was fucking dumb.
Speaker 2: The Minerva. All right.
Speaker 1: Bigfoot sightings in northeast Ohio are nothing new. Inexplicable bipedal
Speaker 1: cryptids have been cited around the area for at least
Speaker 1: seventy five years, but the Minerva Monster incident, which triggered
Speaker 1: a massive, coordinated search for this elusive, huge, hairy creature
Speaker 1: that stalked the woods and terrified local family near the town. No,
Speaker 1: and do not shout her out again. She's I can't
Speaker 1: wait to go on Wan's podcast. And I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: not going on the podcast, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Your mom is so down show that. She was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Bro, was like, no, you're not coming out fucking Wan's podcast. First,
Speaker 1: We'll have to do a Patreon episode and I'll get
Speaker 1: her on.
Speaker 2: And then she's like, I'm don't worry. We're not gonna
Speaker 2: talk about you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna talk about I want to go
Speaker 1: about politics and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, fucking do not do that.
Speaker 5: She she's got some stories, though, Bro, she was going
Speaker 5: in on the chat.
Speaker 2: I know you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You gotta have her.
Speaker 5: I don't know why you haven't had her on already.
Speaker 3: Bros.
Speaker 1: Too busy, man, I gotta fucking I gotta get you
Speaker 1: on fucking the day before we release an episode.
Speaker 5: So that's fine.
Speaker 1: So this crazy monster that stalk the woods and terrified
Speaker 1: local family near the town of Minerva has long been
Speaker 1: regarded as one of the most convincing bigfoot incidents is
Speaker 1: in history.
Speaker 3: Old Yellow Eyes is what they called him. They called
Speaker 3: the yellow Yeah, I think so something that the wrong
Speaker 3: one run. Which one is.
Speaker 2: It hits that? God damn yet you're not allowed.
Speaker 1: I had to do that way to my neighbors were home,
Speaker 1: so I could scream at the top of my fucking lungs.
Speaker 1: I had to do it like three times to make
Speaker 1: sure it's boy fit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got that enough throat in there.
Speaker 1: You don't. Honestly, with all the big foot bossers out there,
Speaker 1: will probably be doing this for a while because we
Speaker 1: always liked to meet and once started by getting into cryptids.
Speaker 1: So we'll always probably travel back that road eventually. But
Speaker 1: there is a lot of bigfoot in yetty creatures that
Speaker 1: have like intense stories and ship.
Speaker 5: Yes, and that's why I feel that it was or
Speaker 5: is some sort bro. Did I tell you the other
Speaker 5: night I went I went riding my motorcycle and and
Speaker 5: I saw a dead monkey on the on the road. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 5: there was a dead monkey on the side of the road,
Speaker 5: take it home.
Speaker 2: And eats brains like you're in Indiangelica.
Speaker 3: I was. I thought about it, but no I didn't.
Speaker 5: But those a monkey, bro, that fucking wild. That's crazy, right,
Speaker 5: Like it was, We're next to some trees, We're riding
Speaker 5: through the coast, and my buddy's on the head saying
Speaker 5: he said, hey, look a dead monkey. And then I
Speaker 5: looked at it was a dead monkey.
Speaker 3: Bro. I'm not even lying it was.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy, man. That would be red Florida.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: Imagine that in Canada. That'd be all difference.
Speaker 5: And then I had a story one of my wife's cousins.
Speaker 5: He was talking to me about how the day that
Speaker 5: he ran into monkeys in the woods in Florida. Yeah,
Speaker 5: in Florida and Miami. And I was like wait, I
Speaker 5: was like, can you take me there. I want to
Speaker 5: see the works. I want to see the monkeys too, bro,
Speaker 5: because that's that's crazy, right.
Speaker 2: That is fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: So in nineteen forty two, Ohio Wins I guess they
Speaker 1: call themselves, shook with excitement when Ohio History Historical Historical
Speaker 1: Historical Society listed Cedar Bob as a natural preserve, the
Speaker 1: first of its in Ohio, located in Champagne Country. That
Speaker 1: sounds fun. Everyone's just drunk taking fucking pills like housewives.
Speaker 1: And the bog was carved by a glacier, leaving behind
Speaker 1: the these trees and this river and a rich fertile area.
Speaker 2: Teeming with natural wildlife.
Speaker 1: The new official destination protected nearly five hundred acres of
Speaker 1: the epic seven thousand acre fin a wetland fed by
Speaker 1: natural minerals.
Speaker 2: And ground and river water essentially is what a fen is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which would make sense because if you look at
Speaker 5: places like Skinwalker Ranch, right, Yeah, there are certain things
Speaker 5: in the soil there, you know.
Speaker 1: Yah, the Bridgewater Triangle, there's all these it's and natives
Speaker 1: always talk about Indigenous people always talk about how there's
Speaker 1: like that spirits exist near waterways and shit.
Speaker 3: Did you did you ever hear about the Dragons Triangle?
Speaker 5: Had somebody on the podcast point out the Dragon's Triangle?
Speaker 3: Yeah, put that on the docket.
Speaker 2: We'll put that on the docket.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 1: Shortly after Cedar Bog was opened, locals began whispering, but
Speaker 1: a large ape like creature cited frequently around the bog
Speaker 1: in particular near Woodburn Road, a country road that ran
Speaker 1: parallel to the bog. Sometime after the area near where
Speaker 1: the creature was spotted was enclosed with a large metal
Speaker 1: fence topped.
Speaker 2: With ominous barbed wire.
Speaker 1: Some thought it was a new offense installed to protect
Speaker 1: the bog to keep people out. Others, however, feel that
Speaker 1: it was installed for a more sanster purpose to keep
Speaker 1: something in.
Speaker 2: Like a cricket.
Speaker 5: That goddamn cat again, boys inside, goddamn ape creature. We
Speaker 5: should make one for every single get that goddamn cryptid again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, crypto would be going over like goddamn alien, like
Speaker 1: we do that one.
Speaker 2: And it's those goddamn saucer.
Speaker 5: Man, Mothman, mothball Man or some ship.
Speaker 1: I mean you started watching what's that show on Netflix?
Speaker 1: The cartoon show.
Speaker 5: It's fucking funny and like, uh, conspiracy one whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't think of the name. And there's like
Speaker 2: moth Man's like teaching him.
Speaker 1: A class how to inside job or some inside job,
Speaker 1: and the Mothman's teaching them a class of how to
Speaker 1: treat reptilians better.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm missed a Mothman. I am I'm off man.
Speaker 2: It's fucking good.
Speaker 5: Imagine cryptids have like a critical race theory made the scene.
Speaker 2: That's why they're talking about.
Speaker 1: They're talk about like reptilians and how like you gotta
Speaker 1: treat them nicely and then you know, don't don't say
Speaker 1: certain things. I know, literally, So local fears grew a
Speaker 1: few years later when a group of teenage mysteriously disappeared
Speaker 1: while on a camping trip near the bog These kids
Speaker 1: just went up and fucking they're gone, damn son, Well well.
Speaker 5: Just continue, bro, because it's just crazy.
Speaker 1: Legend grew around the incident, and locals attribute it to
Speaker 1: the unfortunate youth's disappearance. The Boggy Creek Monster, nickname credited
Speaker 1: to creature shortly after the sighting near Woodburn Road, not
Speaker 1: to be confused with the Folk Monster.
Speaker 2: I was called it the fuck monster.
Speaker 1: The monster of Folk Arkansas would spawn the legend of
Speaker 1: the Boggy Creek Movie, which if you go back, listen
Speaker 1: to me and Billy's episode on the Boggy Creek Monster.
Speaker 1: Because a lot of people in Arkansas did not like
Speaker 1: the way we spoke about those Arkansinians or however you
Speaker 1: fucking pronounce your stupid name and your stupid, inbred fucking
Speaker 1: town where you eat babies and you fuck kids.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry going off, but now Billy gotten shit.
Speaker 1: You said, just take it's one take, So no editing, man,
Speaker 1: no editing, nothing.
Speaker 2: One take one.
Speaker 1: Take, Jake, Because yeah, if you go back and listen
Speaker 1: to that one, it has the most views that we
Speaker 1: have on YouTube, and it has I think like ten
Speaker 1: thumbs up and like twelve thumbs down because people obviously
Speaker 1: do not like us making flight of Arkansas decades later,
Speaker 1: about three hours east of the bog, a documented sighting
Speaker 1: of the creature would earn high ranking position in the
Speaker 1: Bigfoot lore as one of the most interesting and thoroughly
Speaker 1: investigated Bigfoot sightings in history. Minerva is a small town
Speaker 1: popular just under four thousand people in the Paris township
Speaker 1: Stark Country, Ohio. It was here, actually, two miles west
Speaker 1: of Minerva, on Lincoln Street, just off the US Route thirty,
Speaker 1: where Herbert Canton cleared an area near a deep pit
Speaker 1: by his home. His work was done, he disposed of
Speaker 1: some garbage in the pit and settled in for a
Speaker 1: few days rests.
Speaker 2: After the job.
Speaker 1: This guy's like dug up a bunch of garbage or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck he did. He cleared an area and
Speaker 1: made this deep pit in his home, and he rested
Speaker 1: for a few days. He was like, all right, four
Speaker 1: hours of work three days and he's like, I need
Speaker 1: to rest for seven days. On the seventh day, I know,
Speaker 1: I was like, he rested for a few days. A
Speaker 1: few nights later, Canton's children, grandchildren, and their friends came
Speaker 1: running into the house claiming they have seen a large
Speaker 1: harry monster rummaging around the pit. You no, it was
Speaker 1: not Anton looking for his extra butt plug. He might
Speaker 1: be watching this live. Who fucking knows? The children there's
Speaker 1: there's two people.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Because we had to do this live because we were
Speaker 1: going late the little late. The children were obviously terrified,
Speaker 1: believing a threatening mountain man or crazed hermit was just
Speaker 1: outside their home. There's some homeless guys rumming through their trash.
Speaker 2: Like I'm just trying to find stop them to eat.
Speaker 2: I wondered if you.
Speaker 1: Guys had an extra plate of that lovely restaurant named McDonald's.
Speaker 5: I didn't look up, but is is there bears in
Speaker 5: that area?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure there is.
Speaker 2: It's Ohio, It's gotta be man.
Speaker 3: Fucking Ohio.
Speaker 5: Yet I tell you about the bear that stole our
Speaker 5: milk in Tennessee.
Speaker 2: Was he was he a whole.
Speaker 3: Gallon of milk?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, a whole gallon?
Speaker 1: Was he a big stocky fella that we're overalls?
Speaker 3: No, you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Those those bears the most dangerous of all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, not not like that. But yeah, he stole
Speaker 5: our fucking milk bro and he took it and.
Speaker 3: He just crushed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's we got some scary bears up in up
Speaker 1: in Canada, Canada. So how Howie it's it's how h
Speaker 1: O with W. E. Canton and his mother, Evelyn Canton
Speaker 1: or Katon and her daughter Vicky Keek Keck it's k
Speaker 1: E c k Vicky Kak went outside to investigate. They
Speaker 1: know that the dogs were going berserved as they walked
Speaker 1: up the small hill leading to the pit. As they
Speaker 1: approached the pit, they saw a large, thickly haired monster
Speaker 1: about seven feet tall, thick, seven feet tall, and weighing
Speaker 1: estimately they estimated around three hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: Evelyn later commented, it just stood there. It didn't move,
Speaker 2: but it almost broke my neck running.
Speaker 4: It almost broke my neck running down the hill, back
Speaker 4: down the hill.
Speaker 1: So she's like getting the fuck out of there and
Speaker 1: fucking her head's just bobbing around.
Speaker 2: She's running so goddamn fast.
Speaker 1: A few days later, Evelyn Canton saw the creature again,
Speaker 1: picking through the garbage and the pit. Bro.
Speaker 2: He's just fucking hung.
Speaker 3: Out, comfortable, bro. So I started coming back around.
Speaker 5: That's what That's the whole thing in this town that
Speaker 5: it started coming around, and it was like just comfortable
Speaker 5: as fuck. Knew that people weren't going to do anything
Speaker 5: to it, so but it just from me. Yeah, it
Speaker 5: depends on how much you want to believe it. And
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like, yeah, if you watch
Speaker 5: the documentary or know I.
Speaker 1: Watched parts of it. There is that movie. I watched
Speaker 1: a couple of snippets of shit, but it's it's weird.
Speaker 1: I actually wanted to watch a Legend of Body Creek
Speaker 1: the movie. It's low budget, but it has some a
Speaker 1: good reputation and I should after we did that that episode.
Speaker 1: I think that episode was literally gold fucking one of
Speaker 1: the like hilarious and but it's just some people do
Speaker 1: not like when you make fun of fucking country Southern
Speaker 1: bumpkins like, they just don't like that.
Speaker 3: Oh, bro, you can't.
Speaker 1: Billy made far of the Confederate flag and compared it
Speaker 1: to wearing a swastika around your armband and saying that
Speaker 1: German is your heritage.
Speaker 2: And but he did not like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, he can't say that, bro.
Speaker 1: She noted that the creature was bipedal, not like the
Speaker 1: bisexual movement that is going on right now in the world.
Speaker 2: It walked on two legs.
Speaker 3: That was a bad joke, Tom, I know.
Speaker 1: It was had long hair covering its face, and the
Speaker 1: creature was thick, and although she could not make out
Speaker 1: any of its facial features, she recalled it had no
Speaker 1: visible neck.
Speaker 2: It's just like this.
Speaker 3: Thick, thicker than a bubble.
Speaker 5: Oh me, do you imagine like Bigfoot actually has a
Speaker 5: really nice ass, But nobody really noticed because it's just
Speaker 5: they're just focused on the fact that it's fucking Bigfoot.
Speaker 1: Wait, can you see dick's isn't he He's uh, technically
Speaker 1: he's like a mammal, right, So where's his dick?
Speaker 2: Is tucked inside like a dog. And then it fucking
Speaker 2: comes like.
Speaker 3: A little choed like a little chold.
Speaker 5: You just can't see it because it's covered by he's a.
Speaker 1: Bigfoot that had a shower, and then he's like chasing
Speaker 1: through the woods and all you see is this hairy
Speaker 1: thing flapping against its like.
Speaker 3: We should do like that one meme, why are you running?
Speaker 3: Why are you running?
Speaker 5: And it's bigfoot with his fucking just slanging dick bro.
Speaker 1: So again, her dogs went wild, tugging to get free
Speaker 1: from the change that they kept bound to a tree nearby.
Speaker 1: Days after the second sighting, the family found of their
Speaker 1: German shepherd's dog.
Speaker 2: They found one of the German shepherd dogs dead.
Speaker 3: Bro yep, strangled brow. Get fucked.
Speaker 1: That's fucked man, sounds like a bigfoot Anthony Fauci.
Speaker 5: Supposedly the dog was like super super.
Speaker 3: Calm or whatever and out of nowhere. Yep.
Speaker 5: It had enough slack to where it could not choke
Speaker 5: on itself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it had a fucking broken neck.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, bigfoot. Don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5: Bigfoot, don't play bro, he's uh the motherfucker, so.
Speaker 2: You don't give no shits.
Speaker 1: The dog collar was found next to the dead dog,
Speaker 1: still attached to the chain, so his collar was still
Speaker 1: attached to the chain, but the dog was not, so
Speaker 1: that makes it even more suspicious. Yep, the other German shepherd, Missy,
Speaker 1: appeared in an adult state. The dog was just obviously
Speaker 1: freaking out or sad or adult means.
Speaker 5: Witness the death of its fucking friend bro or whatever.
Speaker 1: The Bigfoot just like, oh, cute little dog, and it
Speaker 1: goes and hugs it and kills it by accident like that.
Speaker 2: Retard from that movie. Shouldn't say that.
Speaker 1: The Catons observed that Missy continued acting strangely for a
Speaker 1: few weeks after the incident, and out of character, dug
Speaker 1: a huge eight foot hole in the ground that is
Speaker 1: deeper than how they how deep they bury human beings.
Speaker 2: Eight foot deep hole in the ground.
Speaker 1: Investigators l confirmed the existence of the hole and actually
Speaker 1: took photographs of the hole.
Speaker 2: So dogs like pictures, Yeah, I guess they do.
Speaker 1: And then so they say that evid that they took
Speaker 1: the photos of evidence, and this thing just made a
Speaker 1: huge hole just to escape from the big Foot monster
Speaker 1: because he's like, I don't want that type of hud.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't hear that part unless I wasn't listening,
Speaker 5: But I didn't hear that part. They dug a fucking
Speaker 5: eight foot hole to escape from it.
Speaker 1: The family told little about the sightings to friends, but
Speaker 1: their their the problem that the publicity. The publicity came
Speaker 1: to light on August twenty first, nineteen seventy eight, around
Speaker 1: ten thirty, the Clayton's and a few of their friends
Speaker 1: were relaxing on the back porch of their homes. Yeah
Speaker 1: it was, holding the shotgun, drinking a beer. Behind the
Speaker 1: home was an old, abandoned strip mine that had been
Speaker 1: out of use for many years. Beyond the mine were
Speaker 1: dense on populated hilly woods that the family rarely ventured into.
Speaker 1: Near the mind was an old chicken coop. Among the
Speaker 1: chatter of the conversations, someone heard an unusual.
Speaker 2: Noise near the chicken coop. I don't know what the
Speaker 2: noise was. The Clayton's and their friends turned to.
Speaker 4: See, God, damn Cad, is that goddamn bigfoot again?
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, they they turned to see what the
Speaker 1: commotion was and noticed two pair of yellow, peering eyes.
Speaker 1: I told you, bro looking at them back through the
Speaker 1: yellow yellow eyes.
Speaker 2: Do you know there's.
Speaker 1: A it's a it's an episode that was deleted because
Speaker 1: I got rid of a lot of the episodes that
Speaker 1: Justin was on at the very beginning of this podcast,
Speaker 1: and because we could do it again later on, because
Speaker 1: we were just drinking, twenty six ers fucking sitting.
Speaker 2: There, just drinking, talking about anything fucked up.
Speaker 1: And somebody even said, don't mess with the the Ogs
Speaker 1: and you know the original, but no.
Speaker 2: It's just it's it's fucking retarded drunk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I've I've had people on the podcast
Speaker 5: that I don't talk to anymore that are fucking dickheads,
Speaker 5: but I don't delete the episode now.
Speaker 1: Some of them are just either too we're too drunk,
Speaker 1: or there it's too inappropriate.
Speaker 3: To inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Oh yes for for us, yes, like like uncoherent, like
Speaker 1: we're just going off like it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 3: And one of them a Dutch rudder too. Bro is
Speaker 3: in the chat for some reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not This is live so it can
Speaker 2: be on YouTube. That's why it's live.
Speaker 1: But yeah, because we're recording a day before it's getting released,
Speaker 1: which we ship.
Speaker 2: Actually you were the one that we're late.
Speaker 1: I kept asking you go go to record, Bro, alright,
Speaker 1: so fucking yeah, there was one. There's one big foot
Speaker 1: creature called Old Yellow Top. It's like Bigfoot, but he's
Speaker 1: blonde and he's from Canada.
Speaker 5: I wonder there's an albino Bigfoot, maybe the Yetti.
Speaker 2: That's the YETI, Bro, you don't fucking call him that.
Speaker 2: That's mean.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Bro, I don't know, dude.
Speaker 5: Like I said, when it comes to a lot of
Speaker 5: these sightings, a lot of these different things, it's always around, right,
Speaker 5: the missing four al one Right now you're getting into
Speaker 5: the it's next to an a mine shaft, an old
Speaker 5: mind entrance. Continue with the story, brocaus I do't know
Speaker 5: how and it's fucking world.
Speaker 2: A close friend of the family, Scott Patterson.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny, the Patterson footage, Patterson footage of Bigfoot.
Speaker 1: It's fucking strange, bro synchronicity. Scott Patterson shopped his car
Speaker 1: to turn the vehicle headlights on towards.
Speaker 2: The glowing eyes. This guy has got balls on him.
Speaker 1: As he inched the car forward to better illuminate the
Speaker 1: pair of animals, what you would think it would be,
Speaker 1: The lights revealed a huge hairy creature. What stepped in
Speaker 1: front of the two feeline creatures as to protect them,
Speaker 1: So they obviously saw like.
Speaker 2: Cats, which is strange. And this thing was like these
Speaker 2: are my kiddies. I hugged your dog a little too
Speaker 2: tight and killed it.
Speaker 1: But the witnesses would later describe the creature as over
Speaker 1: seven foot tall, with black and brown matted hair that
Speaker 1: covered his hair, his head, in his face. The creature
Speaker 1: turned its attention to the idling automobile and began to
Speaker 1: fucking run towards it, which I honestly I would ship.
Speaker 3: My fucking straight just going at it.
Speaker 1: And the thing is like if you you trail your lights,
Speaker 1: you sit there, chill it, and you see that and
Speaker 1: it's shining on this these creatures, and you think, all right,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll scare their way, and this thing starts booking
Speaker 1: it at the car.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I drive towards it and try
Speaker 2: to hit.
Speaker 3: Back when people hit moose, yeah I don't. Yeah, I've
Speaker 3: seen people.
Speaker 2: Hit come to Canada.
Speaker 1: There's so many fucking big there's videos of these fucking moose.
Speaker 1: So I think it's like the plural is the same
Speaker 1: ship as that. And they're like fucking literally like huge,
Speaker 1: taller than fucking yoo ming.
Speaker 3: Bro el Elk are huge.
Speaker 5: Bro Elk are ginormous, and they kill a bunch of
Speaker 5: people every year, So.
Speaker 1: They don't even really mean to There's dumb big creatures
Speaker 1: that don't really mean to do anything.
Speaker 2: They're doing well.
Speaker 3: People are out to kill them.
Speaker 5: But the Soma territorial, Bro, especially when they're mating, they'll
Speaker 5: fuck you up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they got a fuck. Man, how do you
Speaker 2: expect the population to goo?
Speaker 3: They got a fuck, bro, That's right.
Speaker 5: So I wonder how how Bigfoot reproduces they he's done
Speaker 5: a fuck.
Speaker 1: I would love to walk in the woods and see
Speaker 1: two bigfoots. Fucking man, that would be on my bucket list. Bro.
Speaker 1: Seeing the creature quickly closing in on them, the witnesses
Speaker 1: ran into their home, while Patterson trembled from the car
Speaker 1: to join the fleeting party.
Speaker 2: He's like, fuck man, fucking Scoary.
Speaker 1: Inside the home, the frightening witnesses, some of the women
Speaker 1: burst into tears.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was called the Start County County Sheriff's Department, Like, Bro,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck I just saw.
Speaker 5: Well they I mean, but that's the thing in that
Speaker 5: especially in that town, A lot of people didn't call
Speaker 5: the incidents in because they thought a lot of people
Speaker 5: aren't gonna believe them.
Speaker 1: No, and that happens in every fucking case, man, Every
Speaker 1: goddamn case is fucking crazy, man, because like there's so many.
Speaker 2: That's why, man, I'm I'm the one. I'm a believer. Bro.
Speaker 1: I've I've seen shadow people. As we discussed, go to
Speaker 1: go check out the live Spooctacular Halloween special. Even it's
Speaker 1: not Halloween, every day a strange brus Halloween. Make sure
Speaker 1: you watch the Spooktacular live. It was a lot of
Speaker 1: fun and I talked about my shadow People's story and
Speaker 1: uh as quick as quickly as I could. But I've
Speaker 1: seen ship and like people like this, if they see this,
Speaker 1: I probably believe you, bro. Like I've seen some crazy ship.
Speaker 1: They probably see some crazy shit. And a lot of these
Speaker 1: people are just like everyday normal people and they start
Speaker 1: seeing and some strange things happening. So they were huddled
Speaker 1: inside waiting for the authorities to arrive. The creature peered
Speaker 1: through the kitchen window. Holy fuck man, Like I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: Like part of me is like like like I kind
Speaker 1: of want to give him a hug, and then part
Speaker 1: of me is like I gotta get the fuck.
Speaker 2: Out of here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, homeboy points a gun at Hambro when he doesn't
Speaker 5: do ship.
Speaker 2: He's just like illuminated by the back porch light.
Speaker 1: Patterson grabbed his twenty two caliber pistol, which I twenty
Speaker 1: two when they that's a ship Richard Ramirez used and
Speaker 1: he shot people in the face and they survived.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so can you imagine, like, oh yeah, just like
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to reach you extended warranty? Man, can
Speaker 5: you imagine that's what they make Bigfoot for?
Speaker 3: Just like I'm just trying to reach you by her extended.
Speaker 1: War big well, Evely and Caton snatched a twenty two
Speaker 1: caliber rifle and began to load it rifle, maybe a
Speaker 1: little doing a little more damage, they know. Despite haiming
Speaker 1: their weapons at the creature, he stood by the window
Speaker 1: for ten minutes, showing no fear of the guns.
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't even really know what you're pointing
Speaker 2: at me right now? Yeah, what is that? Man?
Speaker 5: I'm interdimensional. Bro, that's just not going to fucking harm
Speaker 5: me right there.
Speaker 1: Nobody shot at the future though, got the good he
Speaker 1: did it. I wouldn't have done. I wouldn't have shot him either.
Speaker 5: No, so the guy said that when he pointed the
Speaker 5: gun at himy, he pretty much walked away like he knew, like, hey,
Speaker 5: you're not gonna shoot me. And then it came back
Speaker 5: a few days later.
Speaker 1: So yeah, because he's like, you're not gonna shoot me,
Speaker 1: you'res like and I just can't imagine, because who's that
Speaker 1: alien case? We did and me and Billy talked about
Speaker 1: and these creatures like looked in the window and they're aliens,
Speaker 1: and it's just like it seemed like they have no fear,
Speaker 1: like they don't give two shits. They don't like, they
Speaker 1: don't nothing phases them. Actually, certain big foot creatures, but
Speaker 1: they carefully kept it within their sights, the gun sights.
Speaker 1: But it's fucking weird.
Speaker 5: He just so, here's the thing, bro, It was there
Speaker 5: for ten minutes, but yet, well, what year was this again?
Speaker 1: Nineteen forty one? I think when this incident's happened.
Speaker 3: Are that's the forty one one?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think I think it happened later, but later it
Speaker 5: might happen. We had a fucking camera, Come on, man, I.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, they're cameras back there.
Speaker 1: Don't don't be like Billy Billy I was talking about
Speaker 1: when we talk about the Benny and Barti Hill story
Speaker 1: Billy was like, yeah, they have color photos in the
Speaker 1: nineteen sixties, and I was like, yeah, are you fucking stupid?
Speaker 2: It didn't seem to watch it bother what.
Speaker 5: Ye, he lives it. He lives in Canada, but he's
Speaker 5: never seen a moose. But he's never left Ontario, so
Speaker 5: that's partly wise.
Speaker 2: I've also never seen a moose, so it's fine with me.
Speaker 3: Mooses.
Speaker 2: It didn't want to bother anyone. It was just curious.
Speaker 2: We all felt like it wanted to be friends.
Speaker 1: It's like after it killed your dog. After several minutes,
Speaker 1: the creature turned and moves out, only away from the window.
Speaker 2: Maybe he just wants to be friends.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like that movie The Henderson's, where like they
Speaker 1: think it's some scary creature.
Speaker 2: I ever seen that.
Speaker 3: Movie The henders sounds fun?
Speaker 1: Oh man, if you en't seen that, it's like the
Speaker 1: perfect movie for you to watch with their kid. Literally,
Speaker 1: it's a fucking family movie about bigfoot and news from late.
Speaker 2: Eighties early nineties.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, watch that with your son sometimespecially when he
Speaker 1: gets older.
Speaker 5: I think he had like the little toys or whatever.
Speaker 2: The Hendersons were fucking dope.
Speaker 1: That was like a late eighties early nineties movie and
Speaker 1: there's a bigfoot creature.
Speaker 3: That's that's not the one I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh, not the Netflix one or whatever that one. No,
Speaker 1: not that animated one. It's like real life. It's like
Speaker 1: real life.
Speaker 2: That was not too bad.
Speaker 1: Like we watched that ship stone so but watch a
Speaker 1: watch for the Hendersons. Man watch that ship and uh,
Speaker 1: he just wanted his back scratched. Deputy Sheriff James, I
Speaker 1: can't reach him. Deputy Sheriff James Shannon arrived about fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes later after the call from the Cantons. About five
Speaker 1: minutes later, after the creature moved away from the kitchen window.
Speaker 1: He's like, you guys are boring. Man, fuck this fuck skunk.
Speaker 1: Deputy Shannon, he later retired as a captain of the force,
Speaker 1: interviewed the witnesses, who described to him two cats and
Speaker 1: a monstrous creature. So there was cats, and he's like
Speaker 1: hanging out. See, he's the protector of the woods. He's
Speaker 1: the protector.
Speaker 3: He's protecting so he can so he kills dogs.
Speaker 1: But protecting Yeah, exactly, that goddamn.
Speaker 3: Goddamn bigfoot again.
Speaker 2: So he recalled the incident. They heard something out the window,
Speaker 2: kind of clawing and pawing.
Speaker 1: Well, from what I remember, I don't think this creature,
Speaker 1: whatever the hell it was, was trying to get in
Speaker 1: as much as they were saying.
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, look at me. I'm all I'm a
Speaker 2: big foot bro, stupid.
Speaker 5: I just want to say, I fucking hate all your impersonation.
Speaker 5: I just want to I just want to say that
Speaker 5: on a record. Though it's horrible, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna keep doing it so it's never gonna stuff.
Speaker 1: Sheriff Shannon noted that the family's terror seemed genuine, and
Speaker 1: everyone description of the incident matched perfectly. So it's like
Speaker 1: these people that have never experienced like this before, they're
Speaker 1: not crazy, and then they see this thing and it's
Speaker 1: just like, that's why I'm a believer, Like why why
Speaker 1: would people.
Speaker 2: Make this shit up?
Speaker 1: You want to be famous for seeing some creature and
Speaker 1: then everyone laughs at you.
Speaker 2: I got one for you.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, bro, that especially.
Speaker 2: Care. It's from Carrie.
Speaker 3: Oh jeez. Anyways, they're all gonna laugh at you the
Speaker 3: publicity bro. You know that's how you.
Speaker 5: Said if still you know, I don't know, I've never
Speaker 5: seen anything like this. Maybe one day I will, but
Speaker 5: I'll come on. I mean, I probably won't come on
Speaker 5: the podcast to say it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Shannon did not suspect a hoax, not even a hint
Speaker 1: of it. The family and the friends had definitely seen something,
Speaker 1: but he could not rationally have an explanation for what
Speaker 1: they had seen. Shan searched around the home and noted
Speaker 1: an alarming strong stench near the kitchen window, described as
Speaker 1: almost like ammonia.
Speaker 2: And so smells like rotten eggs.
Speaker 3: Man, God damn it, Betty, did you fart.
Speaker 5: Scene and click where he pauses the boss.
Speaker 3: And he farts in his face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put in this fucking coffee ship or like, uh,
Speaker 1: you've seen step brothers right, Yeah, they are opening like
Speaker 1: fart in the interviews.
Speaker 2: Is that ketchup? Yeah, it's ketchup. So fuck.
Speaker 1: Additionally, deputies were called in and searched the area on
Speaker 1: horseback and in a four wheel drive Army surplus jeeps.
Speaker 1: So some of them came on horses and then some
Speaker 1: of them came in jeeps.
Speaker 2: Ohio, bro, I thought you guys were more advanced math.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I offer a big foot. Bro.
Speaker 5: I thought it was one of the largest searches that
Speaker 5: they had ever done for a bigfoot.
Speaker 1: Measuring fourteen to sixteen long. Law enforcement wrote them off
Speaker 1: as bear footprints that they found. When missus Cannon was
Speaker 1: asked if she thought the creature could have been a bear,
Speaker 1: she responded.
Speaker 7: No, not unless they were mutated.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 1: Regardless of the official conclusion. Years later, Shannon would call
Speaker 1: the investigation the most bizarre investigation of his thirty year
Speaker 1: law enforcement career and friend family friend of Scott Peterson
Speaker 1: who was skeptical of past settings, and then to reporters
Speaker 1: he is now a believer.
Speaker 3: A believer. He's a believer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he loves Justin Bieber's.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine that? Oh?
Speaker 1: Second Minerva monster sighting August twenty second, nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 1: On August twenty second, ninety seventy eight, round nine pm,
Speaker 1: missus Mary Uckerman daughter.
Speaker 2: Which is just seems weird out.
Speaker 1: They're connected of Evelyn Caden drug to the Caton home
Speaker 1: to pick up her daughter and her friend. Mary turned
Speaker 1: to Caton's driveway and to her surprise, she saw a
Speaker 1: creature staying on top of the hill next to the
Speaker 1: old abandshed trip mine, just staying there behind the home.
Speaker 1: She described the creature as more than six feet tall,
Speaker 1: with stubby legs and harry indistinctive features. It's not me,
Speaker 1: all right, I wasn't standing. I've never been to Ohio.
Speaker 1: I do have stubby, thick legs, but that's because I
Speaker 1: played football for like a year or two. I am
Speaker 1: five foot fucking six, maybe seven, all right, I am
Speaker 1: average height. Yeah, I seem short standing next to Billie's lanky,
Speaker 1: scrawny fucking marrow names.
Speaker 2: Some milk he does he needs to eat more.
Speaker 1: Mary sat in the car and watched the creature until
Speaker 1: it finally turned and walked away towards the woods behind
Speaker 1: the mine.
Speaker 2: According to Mary.
Speaker 4: It was shaped like a man, and it walked like
Speaker 4: a man. When a bear moves away, it does away
Speaker 4: along four feet and walks away on four feet. This
Speaker 4: swung over the edge of the strip mine on two legs.
Speaker 2: That's not a bear.
Speaker 5: And four foot seven with a good pair of shoes.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys in the chat, even though this is
Speaker 1: not supposed to be live, but for you guys, why.
Speaker 3: Not, fuck you guys being live.
Speaker 1: The third Minerva Monster sighting August twenty third, nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 1: I witnessed his sketch of the Minerva Monster Bigfoot creature.
Speaker 1: Like how Cannon had his second experience with the Minerva Monster,
Speaker 1: this guy had a second experience.
Speaker 2: It's bro four foot seven.
Speaker 1: Oh, fucking stand up in front of a fucking.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 5: Yo, listen, So did I did I tell you about
Speaker 5: the the fishing guy that I had in Tennessee right
Speaker 5: that he saw big Foot five times? Yeah, to come
Speaker 5: on my podcast?
Speaker 3: And he fucking didn't. He didn't reply.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did he reply five?
Speaker 3: No? He hasn't. Bro, it's been like forever and he
Speaker 3: has a role back.
Speaker 1: But whatever he saw Bigfoot five times, I will fucking
Speaker 1: stand in front of a police line. You want me
Speaker 1: to get my my police records where I'm staying in
Speaker 1: front of the fucking.
Speaker 5: When you meet a guy who's clearly six foot tall,
Speaker 5: always as give he's five eleven. First, it's a good
Speaker 5: way tell him if they ain't ship. I mean I'm
Speaker 5: five eleven. Yeah, so I ain't ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, broh yeah, make sure to tune into a lot.
Speaker 5: You could be my girlfriend, Bro, that'd be we'd be
Speaker 5: a cute couple.
Speaker 1: Chelsea's five ft telling you chelseas five foot four, I'm
Speaker 1: five foot six.
Speaker 2: Probably it's im probably almost five and seven.
Speaker 1: If I was really lying, I'd be like, I'm five
Speaker 1: foot nine and my buddy used to.
Speaker 2: Do the whole time, and I'm like, you were as
Speaker 2: tall as me. Bro, I ain't lying about this shit.
Speaker 5: Fucking wearing platform shoes at work, like, bro, what are
Speaker 5: you doing?
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Clack like what like my shoes?
Speaker 1: Bro? So the third Maneruva monster siding and this is
Speaker 1: the second time. I guess this guy Howe had seen
Speaker 1: the Minerva Monster on August twenty third, nineteen seventy eight,
Speaker 1: around eleven PM.
Speaker 2: Can'ton saw the creature appear outside of his home because
Speaker 2: the thing is comfortable with them.
Speaker 3: It no, how is full of shit, is what he is? Bro? Okay,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen Bigfoot now one time, and.
Speaker 5: This motherfucker's gonna see it two times.
Speaker 2: He likes his garbage pit.
Speaker 1: Man, you find him out thirty's like rolling around it
Speaker 1: and shit, Okay, you've seen goof troop right, yes, okay
Speaker 1: in the Bigfoot creature.
Speaker 2: That's all right. It reminds me of it just wants
Speaker 2: fucking something to eat. It's like rocking the car and shit,
Speaker 2: everyone's going I was a kid.
Speaker 1: I'd ever he was some monster, but I realize it's
Speaker 1: fucking weird house Bigfoot listening to the headphones and ship
Speaker 1: good good good Disney movie.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 1: But so he saw the creature and he grabbed his
Speaker 1: gun and fired into the air.
Speaker 2: Who the creature fled at, turned and fled.
Speaker 1: Howe noted that the same night as the family lay
Speaker 1: in bed, their home was it was pedaled with rocks, uh,
Speaker 1: and they had the metal roof was like kind of
Speaker 1: cranked up and they could hear ship and clanking on
Speaker 1: the roof throughout the night.
Speaker 2: This thing is like, you don't wanna you want to
Speaker 2: meet me? Like, man, I'm like one.
Speaker 1: Of a kind, and it's like throwing rocks at the
Speaker 1: fucking house like it's some fucking kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what would you do in this situation? Bro?
Speaker 3: If if you were in that family shoes.
Speaker 1: I would, you know, like one of those old school
Speaker 1: like megaphone things, not like the old the you know,
Speaker 1: the old school ones and people like listening with their ear,
Speaker 1: the ear fucking I would put it out the window
Speaker 1: and then I'd be like.
Speaker 2: Are you are you good? Bro? Like how are you?
Speaker 2: Can you speak English?
Speaker 1: Or can you.
Speaker 2: God damn big fucking I would I just want to know.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, bro, could you understand me?
Speaker 1: Or like put your hand put your hand up because
Speaker 1: you understand what the fuck I'm saying.
Speaker 2: If it's like this, I'm like, are you nice? Thumbs
Speaker 2: up and thumbs down, Like I just want to ask
Speaker 2: you questions, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I just want to know, because like if it's
Speaker 1: pelting rocks, it obviously is like give me attention.
Speaker 2: I'm here because I think you guys are nice.
Speaker 1: She didn't shoot me like the fat five, the five
Speaker 1: other fucking family homes.
Speaker 5: I went to sorry for snapping your dog's fucking neck.
Speaker 3: He broke and he tried to put it back. He's
Speaker 3: just like, oh shit.
Speaker 2: Either it'd be funnier, like they don't hide in the house.
Speaker 1: And then this like card goes underneath the door and
Speaker 1: it says, I'm so we.
Speaker 2: It's like all written, all fucked.
Speaker 5: Up, trying to reach you by your cars extended to warrants.
Speaker 5: He said, it's a fuck.
Speaker 1: It's like berries and it's like fucking says I'm so
Speaker 1: we spelled like like a five year old.
Speaker 2: And he's drying the picture of the dog with his
Speaker 2: neck broking.
Speaker 1: The last caten sighting of the minerve and monster occurred
Speaker 1: two weeks after they got relentlessly pelted with rocks. On
Speaker 1: September eighth, nineteen seventy eight, around six pm, missus Uckerman saw.
Speaker 2: Two counting two ape like creatures.
Speaker 1: Or animals moving about the near the strip mine. They
Speaker 1: probably lived down there, bro, if it's not falling apart,
Speaker 1: they're probably good.
Speaker 5: Well, isn't the Mothman from from a mind too right?
Speaker 5: Or from like an old power plant or some shit?
Speaker 3: What was it? I forgot what we.
Speaker 2: Want to give him? A Yeah, we covered the Mothman.
Speaker 5: A fucking hugs. The Hills have Eyes, County, Have you
Speaker 5: seen the Hills have Eyes?
Speaker 2: Have you seen the original?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the original from Wes Craven is really good and
Speaker 1: it's very The remake is very close to a t.
Speaker 2: But I love the the remake of it. I thought
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: It's longer, it's more impressive because the fucking dad's sick
Speaker 1: of the shit and goes around with the gun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The great, great fucking movie. But check out the original
Speaker 1: eventually where this all spawned from. It's literally the exact
Speaker 1: same as the remake that nineteen seventy nine, seventy eight,
Speaker 1: because that was like Wes Craven's like second movie, second
Speaker 1: or third movie, because yeah, Wes Craven's my favorite director.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're both wild and so she thought at first
Speaker 1: they might have been a tree. I don't know why
Speaker 1: you think it's a tree, but she could not tell
Speaker 1: because of the hillside angle in the distance. She watched
Speaker 1: the creatures for a while till they disappeared in the woods. Bitch,
Speaker 1: unless this is Lord of the Rings, trees do not
Speaker 1: fucking walk.
Speaker 3: Such an awesome movie franchise, Lord.
Speaker 2: Of the Rings.
Speaker 3: I think it's way way better.
Speaker 2: Than The Hobbit.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 2: I fucking read parts of the way better than Halloween.
Speaker 3: That's what Halloween.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking diss that ship. I got watched through a
Speaker 1: second time and then I'll make a true Okay, So
Speaker 1: the Minerva Monster had a media circus. Virtually overnight, the
Speaker 1: Caden Homestead turn into essentially a media circus all these
Speaker 1: like everyone's out there, everyone's fucking.
Speaker 2: Filming, Like what's happening in this town?
Speaker 3: Like a he was a rock star back then, but
Speaker 3: he was the.
Speaker 1: Catens, say the crowds outside their home grew so large
Speaker 1: they had to post no trespassing signs on fences and
Speaker 1: keep out bigfoot hunters.
Speaker 2: Off their property.
Speaker 1: Because if you know anything about bigfoot, bigfoot hunters, there's
Speaker 1: play of them. There are so many of these fat,
Speaker 1: fucking alcoholic dudes.
Speaker 2: Are like, I'm a.
Speaker 5: Big foot huy dog looking for fucking bigfoot.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for you're looking.
Speaker 3: For out on the woods or something.
Speaker 5: I'm looking for big f No matter what, dude, no
Speaker 5: matter what I'm doing, I'm looking for big And if
Speaker 5: you found.
Speaker 2: You would be giving him a hug. You be shipping
Speaker 2: your pants.
Speaker 3: I would ship, Yeah, I would ship myself, bro.
Speaker 1: I would ship myself as I hug him, and then
Speaker 1: if he breaks my spine, I'm dead.
Speaker 3: I would ship myself, Doug.
Speaker 1: However, not all big foot hunters were so intrusive. Researcher
Speaker 1: Jim Rats tetor Bigfoot Field Research Organizations.
Speaker 2: B f r O Bigfoot Field Research.
Speaker 3: You guys, did you see Elon Musk's new school. It's TITS,
Speaker 3: the Technical Institute.
Speaker 1: Of man FU. His his wealth could fix poverty. That
Speaker 1: dumb fuck. I'm not a fan of uter.
Speaker 5: He knows what I'm talking about I look for a
Speaker 5: big foot always.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about. Bro always dog.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make that into his shirt, looking for bigfoot.
Speaker 5: We should go. We should do Bro for I'll do
Speaker 5: a live stream of this. We should do a legit
Speaker 5: bigfoot hunt. Let's go to skinwalker Bro. So you do
Speaker 5: it is your governor, mayor, let you leave camp right now.
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking prisoner in my own country.
Speaker 1: I'm a little I'm a prisoner in my own fucking province.
Speaker 2: Actually, this is.
Speaker 3: The fucking no.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you all.
Speaker 3: In Italy or Nazi Germany, we're.
Speaker 2: Run by a dictatorship.
Speaker 1: Because I don't have the fucking poison in my veins,
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to fucking go and do anything. Literally,
Speaker 1: it's my birthday coming up, literally this weekend. I have
Speaker 1: to go up to up north to see my fucking
Speaker 1: mother because I have nothing else really to do. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go up north and she's got like a nice property,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go up north to fucking North Bay.
Speaker 3: But yeah, kicking on vax fucks.
Speaker 2: Yes, Rather, it's your fault.
Speaker 3: That we're in this. In the this pandemic.
Speaker 1: The first shot decreases your immune system by thirty percent,
Speaker 1: the second shot by forty percent, and then the boosters
Speaker 1: end up fucking your immune system up and killing your
Speaker 1: white blood cells. I'm not getting into this, but essentially,
Speaker 1: I don't trust anything they're fucking saying, and they've been
Speaker 1: fucking proved wrong.
Speaker 5: I'm freaking anti vaxers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm not allowed to do anything. At least
Speaker 1: you guys have freedom. Me and Chelsea have literally said
Speaker 1: that we might have to move to Florida.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see that freedom base.
Speaker 1: It should be upside down, so so and so they
Speaker 1: arrived on them anyways, big creatures.
Speaker 3: Whenever your fucking governor decides.
Speaker 5: To to let you guys leave your state or your.
Speaker 2: Home last stay at your house in the garage, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm down. You should. You should, we should.
Speaker 5: I want to do what your big foot over at
Speaker 5: Skinwalker Ranch.
Speaker 2: Man, that'd be awesome. I hate, dude.
Speaker 3: It's solidit that you have to sign an NDA.
Speaker 1: You almost need to come to fucking Buffalo because Anton
Speaker 1: is literally like closer to me than like.
Speaker 2: My mom's house.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's crazy to my I can go
Speaker 1: to my mom's house in North Bay.
Speaker 2: It's about a four hour drive. I can go to.
Speaker 5: Anton, go to the to the glass and be like
Speaker 5: put your hand on the glass.
Speaker 3: Time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't get fast the border. Who knows my
Speaker 1: criminal record allow that either. But it's a teenager thing,
Speaker 1: so I don't think they were looking at I went
Speaker 1: to Cuba, so Cuban's landing. Anybody arrived on the scene.
Speaker 1: So these bigfoot investigators arrived on the scene on September ninth,
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy eight, and actually returned for a follow up
Speaker 1: investigation on the time of thirtieth and interviewed residents around
Speaker 1: the area.
Speaker 2: His first find was Henry.
Speaker 1: Colt, who lived about five miles east of Minerva on
Speaker 1: the US thirty. Colt told these big foot fucking hunters Jim,
Speaker 1: that he too had seen an animal while walking through
Speaker 1: the woods near his home. Colt said the animal was
Speaker 1: squatting near a tree. It made sounds to him like
Speaker 1: a very loud cough.
Speaker 2: It's like, what you know, I would scared the share
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 1: This things like taking a ship because it's squatting near
Speaker 1: a tree.
Speaker 2: It's his coffee and slugs.
Speaker 1: A yeah, he's like you see smoke rising and he's
Speaker 1: taking his ship. While smoking the weed. But it's like
Speaker 1: this huge joint that made it have like leaves because
Speaker 1: he doesn't really have no role properly. Oh yeah, he's
Speaker 1: smoking cigarettes, just taking a ship.
Speaker 3: Like tobacco, like these humans.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I still smoke time to time, and I gotta quit.
Speaker 1: But taking a ship and having a smoke would probably
Speaker 1: be the most awesomest thing because you can't do it
Speaker 1: anymore because you can't really smoke inside unless you're some
Speaker 1: filthy piece of shit it. But taking a shit and
Speaker 1: out of smoke would probably be awesome. He described the
Speaker 1: creature as long Harry or large, not long large.
Speaker 3: Harry and bipedal long and Harry's my dig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that checked out, bro already some maandscaping next.
Speaker 1: Jim Rastler later that fucking bigfoot hunter and call him
Speaker 1: Jim interviewed the Caten family about their encounter.
Speaker 2: With the creature.
Speaker 1: In his report, he knowed that the Caton's and their
Speaker 1: friends had no reason to conduct a hoax and.
Speaker 2: Seemed truthful and sincere.
Speaker 1: In what their stories and what they had to say.
Speaker 1: He also know the witnesses told the exact same.
Speaker 2: Story the plan.
Speaker 7: They were very plain, simple, down to earth people and
Speaker 7: you could tell something that happened and really frightened them.
Speaker 7: They were never or any inconsistencies in their story, however,
Speaker 7: how many times I went over with them.
Speaker 1: That's why I picture every big foot fuck researcher investigative talks.
Speaker 5: You know what's the craziest shit that you sounded like
Speaker 5: the lady and the fucking documentary that was talking about them, Bro,
Speaker 5: not even lie to you, Bro.
Speaker 1: Another researcher who accompanied a gym that confirmed his assessments
Speaker 1: of the families essentially how true it was, and some
Speaker 1: of the persons were interviewed separately. It all described the
Speaker 1: beast identically. All hoped they would never see it again.
Speaker 1: So they were like, I didn't want to fucking see
Speaker 1: this thing.
Speaker 2: I just saw it.
Speaker 5: How to tell somebody, well, again, I would probably do
Speaker 5: the same thing to I probably keep my mouth shut
Speaker 5: because I already talked about this ship already, so I'd
Speaker 5: have like some sort of confirmation biased I I was
Speaker 5: to see some bear.
Speaker 1: And these motherfuckers weren't even familiar because there was the seventies,
Speaker 1: almost in the eighties, they weren't familiar with the term
Speaker 1: even bigfoot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly so, so they were seeing something bro what
Speaker 5: was it?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Wooded area near the Strip Mine where a Minerva monster,
Speaker 2: who was first sighted Within weeks of the Caton sightings,
Speaker 2: others in the area began reporting similar encounters with the
Speaker 2: Minerva monster. One man saw a large, hairy creature across
Speaker 2: Route thirty near the Caton's home.
Speaker 1: It was a fog shrouded night as he was driving
Speaker 1: down US thirty, all of a sudden, this thing just
Speaker 1: dotted out in front of his vehicle. Another sighting occurred
Speaker 1: in Liberty Church Road, where a woman reported hearing a strange,
Speaker 1: strange noises from the woods surrounding her home.
Speaker 2: She described it sounding like a catfight. Ah fucking BIG's
Speaker 2: how he fox? OHI yeah, hi yeah?
Speaker 5: Or well can you imagine here in the woods and
Speaker 5: the next time I won the woods fucking looking for Bigfoot?
Speaker 2: Can I get high? Yeah? Bigfoot's watching TikTok.
Speaker 1: He's stole this from a thirteen year old broke on
Speaker 1: her Bigfoot being the porn man. I'm sure he'd like
Speaker 1: to fuck a hairless, sexy fucking.
Speaker 5: Fucking clapping those big foot cheeks.
Speaker 1: Bruh, or a woman's oh they hear like maybe like
Speaker 1: a woman's terrifying shriek. She reported to the authorities that
Speaker 1: whatever was making the uncanny noises had been harassing her
Speaker 1: for several months. He's like, this thing just stands out
Speaker 1: front of my window and gloss.
Speaker 2: Oh so stupid.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this thing is harassing her. She heard it
Speaker 1: every like not every night, but like for months she
Speaker 1: would hear it. And that's the ship that want to
Speaker 1: scare the fuck out of me. I'm like, man, like,
Speaker 1: I ain't going out there the kids on Devil's Night.
Speaker 1: We're trying to knock on her fucking door. And then
Speaker 1: she was like, what the fuck was that? We could
Speaker 1: hear them like running around either the house or near
Speaker 1: the sidewalk or something.
Speaker 2: So I out there and I started look.
Speaker 1: I walked down the pathwhere and I was like, he's
Speaker 1: fucking ran off playing nicky nicky nine doors, fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like this those goddamn kids again.
Speaker 5: Fuck those kids.
Speaker 1: So fifty year rate fifty eight year old David White
Speaker 1: said he heard mysterious sounds behind his Paris Township home,
Speaker 1: located near Skyland Mills Mobile Home trailer Park.
Speaker 2: It's gotta trust that guy.
Speaker 5: That's a high class fucking place, bro.
Speaker 1: Near the Caden's property, similar to the Liberty Church Road report.
Speaker 1: He describes the mysterious sounds echoing from the woods next
Speaker 1: to a small lake.
Speaker 7: It was a blood shilling sound, a cuddling sound.
Speaker 1: It scared the hell out of you. His wife, Connie
Speaker 1: confirmed hearing the strange noises. This is like, there's so
Speaker 1: many reports of this fucking thing. It's crazy, dude.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of them, Bro, I'm telling you, if
Speaker 5: you watch the documentary, they go through all the fucking reports,
Speaker 5: fucking all.
Speaker 3: The you know, the history of the town. And apparently
Speaker 3: that that highway that it's along, it goes all the
Speaker 3: way to Times Square.
Speaker 2: Is that that Root six six is a connect to there?
Speaker 1: Because me and Billy talked all about Root six six six,
Speaker 1: Root six six six or six six and Utah somewhere
Speaker 1: that that Root six six connects to like all the
Speaker 1: some most of the highways. It's fucking crazy. There's so
Speaker 1: many stories on Root six six. Check out that episode
Speaker 1: the episodees fuck man, last year's.
Speaker 5: Bro, leave a bag of flaming dog shit on your porch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out the Halloween episode, go check the Halloween
Speaker 1: special out. Alex used to put poopy into a fucking
Speaker 1: water bottle and.
Speaker 2: Billy's like, Eh, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And He's like, no, we picked up with a bag
Speaker 1: and they shoved it in the bottle and then they
Speaker 1: poured gasoline into the bottle and then.
Speaker 5: Literally, oh shit, what a fucking piece of ship broad.
Speaker 1: The guy that ships in the fucking bag though, and
Speaker 1: you Following the Caden and incident, reports of the Minerva
Speaker 1: Monster arrived from neighboring counties of Logan and Union on
Speaker 1: June twenty fourth, nineteen eighty Miss Donnie Regal.
Speaker 2: Regular.
Speaker 1: Legal secretary from Union County. She's a secretary, bro, She's
Speaker 1: who's what's she lying for? Was driving home from work
Speaker 1: on a stormy day. It was hot and lightning flashed
Speaker 1: in the distance, so Donna slowed her car as she
Speaker 1: crossed over a set of rough railroad tracks and saw
Speaker 1: something lying on the road ahead.
Speaker 2: It's like just laying down like a sexy pose.
Speaker 1: The creature appeared to be hunched over at first, and
Speaker 1: she thought it was a dog. Then the creature rose
Speaker 1: the two legs and she felt it must have been
Speaker 1: a man. That would be fucking scary. Man, if you
Speaker 1: saw this thing and you thought it was a dog
Speaker 1: and then it stood.
Speaker 5: Up back then, so it's like, yeah, sipt black.
Speaker 3: This she's in her guard like this.
Speaker 2: It's like eyes wide open.
Speaker 1: When the creature turned to Facer, she saw it was huge,
Speaker 1: hairy creature.
Speaker 2: She's like, is that Tom Sellek. I'd like to ride
Speaker 2: his mustache. Oh no, it's creature.
Speaker 3: It just had the biggest nose. I just don't know.
Speaker 1: It stared at her and held its hands out George
Speaker 1: Floyd's nose.
Speaker 2: What this thing's okay?
Speaker 1: This thing stared at her and held its palms its
Speaker 1: hands out, palms up like this, almost.
Speaker 3: Like my palms a sweaty.
Speaker 1: These wig palms are heavy. This vomit Almo sweat already,
Speaker 1: mom spaghetti. He's nervous, but he keep some forgetting. When
Speaker 1: he wrote down, the whole crowd goes. So now, I
Speaker 1: watched that movie when I was ten years old for
Speaker 1: my tenth shigaking my birthday. Man, When I when I
Speaker 1: was ten years old, my bros is the eight mile
Speaker 1: in fucking theaters, and we were weird, loser kids, so
Speaker 1: we used to make skits. I used to I used
Speaker 1: to want to be a film director. When I was
Speaker 1: a kid and we used to make skits and we
Speaker 1: used to dress up. So we dressed up as ten
Speaker 1: year old kids and went to see.
Speaker 2: The premiere of eight Mile.
Speaker 1: My buddy had a big green wig on, and I
Speaker 1: was dressed like this goth kid and it's a weird kid, bro,
Speaker 1: I was always yeah, so.
Speaker 2: This was the thing. I was like this.
Speaker 1: We had palms up, like we had his palms up,
Speaker 1: and it was like, what the fuck? Like, lady like,
Speaker 1: just calm down. I'm just trying to fucking take a
Speaker 1: peepee or something like that. And she drove away quickly
Speaker 1: and stopped at the first home she came to. Inside
Speaker 1: the strangers were home, she collapped and broke down in tears.
Speaker 1: Magicoe crazy. I'd be like you knocking your doors. He's like,
Speaker 1: ohh I love my creature.
Speaker 2: Bro, Just like, what the fucking shit. So let's talk
Speaker 2: about the aftermath.
Speaker 1: Many years after the infamous encounter the Minerva Monster. Uh,
Speaker 1: and you know the the Caton's are, Yeah, it's gotta be.
Speaker 1: Hayden's never recanted their story. They never said they never
Speaker 1: saw it. They they always kept true to their story.
Speaker 1: The family was literally hassled by neighbors who can the
Speaker 1: Cantons were seeing things. Locals harassed the Canons at the
Speaker 1: high school football game when the crowd stood up and
Speaker 1: began shouting Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Bigfoot.
Speaker 2: They chanted at these this fucking family.
Speaker 1: Did did you say, let's go Brandon, Let's go Brandon.
Speaker 5: Look at the crowd, Let's go Brandon, they as they
Speaker 5: entered the stadium.
Speaker 1: So the fucking chant like as the people were entering
Speaker 1: the stadium to see probably their kid play football.
Speaker 2: Like big Foot, big Foot.
Speaker 1: It's like, what about the fucking assholes, So Herbert Canton
Speaker 1: told report Is there were there were doubters, those who
Speaker 1: yelled things from car windows as they passed.
Speaker 2: It was weird.
Speaker 6: The way I feel about it is that they don't
Speaker 6: want to believe.
Speaker 2: Then they don't have.
Speaker 5: To like a fucking some some lesbian fucking back then
Speaker 5: just fucking they're interviewing her.
Speaker 1: Despite the alienation of their neighbors, the Cannons refuse to bend,
Speaker 1: which it shows truth to it. Bro Like people that
Speaker 1: just like don't give a fucking like, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what I saw. I'm not gonna just say I imagined
Speaker 1: it just for you so you can feel better that
Speaker 1: you don't want to believe that there's something else out there,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: No, I'm with you, bro, I just would you believe
Speaker 5: a guy named Howell or whatever his fucking name is?
Speaker 3: How w h O w e uh do you believe
Speaker 3: a guy named Howe?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 3: Come on, let's be real fine, not right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to goth Tom, as someone on the
Speaker 1: chat said, because I said that this is live, because
Speaker 1: because they had to good get it to YouTube, because
Speaker 1: we're doing in the day before it usually gets released.
Speaker 1: And I know, shout out emo Tom, because I have
Speaker 1: to find those pictures. I used to have pink in
Speaker 1: my hair when I was like twelve, and wear gloves
Speaker 1: were cut off the fingers and fucking punk bracelets.
Speaker 2: I was a strange kid.
Speaker 1: So back in eighty five, Oh so, despite the allegations
Speaker 1: and you know all that stuff, researchers who followed up
Speaker 1: the story several years after the events noted.
Speaker 2: Back in eighty five when I spoke with the family,
Speaker 2: and again in ninety one, there.
Speaker 1: Were reports with the same practicality word for word as
Speaker 1: they were in seventy eight.
Speaker 6: If you had a list of top ten sidings in
Speaker 6: Ohio based on.
Speaker 2: Credibility or believability.
Speaker 6: I don't know if that's the word, but Minerva would
Speaker 6: easily be on the top three the.
Speaker 2: Caton family today.
Speaker 1: So today the Caden family continues living on the property,
Speaker 1: although Evelyn and Herbert Cay didn't have since died, family
Speaker 1: members have installed fences to keep curiosity seekers away. So
Speaker 1: they really installed fences around the property. So people are like,
Speaker 1: did you guys really see Bigfoot?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: They exhibit much skepticism when it is suggested that the
Speaker 1: animals saw that they saw was actually Bigfoot. They continue
Speaker 1: to denounce any publicity and insisted they don't want attention
Speaker 1: focused on the case. They just want to be left alone.
Speaker 1: But they believe what they saw. So they actually made
Speaker 1: a movie, the Inure. I want to watch it though.
Speaker 1: I want to watch this movie, the actual movie, and
Speaker 1: want to watch the.
Speaker 3: Bug you watch the documentary.
Speaker 5: I didn't watch the movie, but I've heard about it.
Speaker 2: It was probably cheap, but it's probably fun.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like the Legend of Body Creek was
Speaker 1: a cheap done horror movie. And I definitely, I definitely
Speaker 1: want to I want to do that. Goth and Emo
Speaker 1: is definitely different just for everyone. So they know it's
Speaker 1: it's definitely different.
Speaker 3: Both equally as gay but different.
Speaker 2: Yes, same, same but different.
Speaker 1: Uh today, Yes, they live in they're living kind of
Speaker 1: their own lives. They want everyone to fucking say away.
Speaker 1: There's much skepticism about what they saw Bigfoot, and they
Speaker 1: continue to, you know, go like they don't want publicity
Speaker 1: on this.
Speaker 2: And then so when they started making the movie.
Speaker 1: The documentary The Minerval Monster would premiere on May sixteen,
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, and Seth breed Wow, what a name, Seth.
Speaker 2: Seth Breedlove, Breed Love. He's thirty three of Wadsworth.
Speaker 1: What a fucking name, Seth Breedlove of Wadsworth and Ellen.
Speaker 3: More generous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me gargle. This guy's name is Adam Me gargle.
Speaker 1: It's literally me gargle forty two me Yeah, of Plainsville
Speaker 1: and Brandon Dallo is not as bad twenty five of
Speaker 1: ARCon and Jesse Morgan forty two. It's telling all their
Speaker 1: fucking agents names and the visionaries behind the film and
Speaker 1: confirm the cadence seek nopebicity from the story.
Speaker 6: And they noted they were quite appalled when all the
Speaker 6: reports and the big Foot hunters showed up. They were
Speaker 6: kind of reluctant to do you even do the story,
Speaker 6: But on the other hand, they felt they had to
Speaker 6: make it known it was happening and there was some
Speaker 6: unusual things in the area.
Speaker 5: I want you to watch the documentary so you can
Speaker 5: see that you sound just like the fucking.
Speaker 1: All right, man, that was fucking fun, crazy ship, crazy case.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure we'll get back into some more there
Speaker 1: is like, well, did.
Speaker 3: It come from the mind, Tom or not? Fucking everybody
Speaker 3: wants to know.
Speaker 2: This was a bigfoot. It was a bigfoot. I guarantee
Speaker 2: you it was. I want to shake it.
Speaker 3: Your expert analysis the case.
Speaker 1: Yes, I want to shake his hand. I want to
Speaker 1: I want to say hello. I was like, just don't
Speaker 1: hug me as closely as you hug that dog. But
Speaker 1: but no, that was for real.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I enjoyed we too. I'm being so fucking serious.
Speaker 6: Tom.
Speaker 2: We gotta come to Buffalo.
Speaker 5: No no, no, not going up there, bro, We're going
Speaker 5: to Utah. We're gonna meet up with the Ryan Bro.
Speaker 5: You're gonna we gotta make this ship happen. What we
Speaker 5: gotta do a podcast in real life?
Speaker 8: One day Bro's limmit, Bro, So we were gonna do
Speaker 8: a live from Skinwalker Ranch Territory shout out to Ryan
Speaker 8: Burns before that we can do.
Speaker 1: We'll do one where everyone uses a lot of their
Speaker 1: data and we we stream.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: I'm in the woods in Canada and the wooden Buffalo
Speaker 1: the woods in Florida.
Speaker 3: I'll get hit by fucking gator. Bro.
Speaker 5: I can't do that ship here. Okay, you gotta you
Speaker 5: gotta understand.
Speaker 2: Canada is going the way it's going.
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be moving down to
Speaker 1: Florida because you won't.
Speaker 3: You won't come down to Florida. But I don't lie.
Speaker 1: It's the only place that really has freedom man or
Speaker 1: or I said Anton, Maybe Buffalo is an option.
Speaker 2: I'll move next door to.
Speaker 3: First they laughed at us, and now they want to
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Speaker 2: So yeah, I never laughed at you, guys. I thought
Speaker 2: you come from a very fucked up a little.
Speaker 3: I remember you talking about Florida, man, Bro, I remember
Speaker 3: that ship?
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