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<v Speaker 1>On on On Welcome to Cecioprecial for episode four fifty one.

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<v Speaker 1>We're fifty one, Yes sir, Holy shit, yes sir. Brought

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<v Speaker 1>to you by the wonderful patrons patreon dot COM's last

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<v Speaker 1>season podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Whether they like it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, yes we're here. We have a deck that

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<v Speaker 1>we asked for and.

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<v Speaker 3>It's glar. I'm really excited to talk about glarb today.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting glarbed up in this bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's fun to say. You say, Gary, you saying see.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go, big thanks, big thanks to producer Gary.

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<v Speaker 1>He's burning the candle at two ends hey, because we're

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<v Speaker 1>recording late at night cause he has something or you

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<v Speaker 1>have something or I have something.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure it's good Garry.

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<v Speaker 3>Is mom's birthday, fricka?

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<v Speaker 2>And you're going to cruise weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna come.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, I'm going to see my mom at

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<v Speaker 3>the freaking lake from my yearly visit to their place

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<v Speaker 3>at the lake?

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<v Speaker 1>What lake is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Jackfish jackfieh sounds made up. I fucking hate going

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<v Speaker 3>to the lake. Really, yeah, the only person on the

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<v Speaker 3>planet I am not a lake person.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, I'm gonna blow everybody's mind who doesn't already

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<v Speaker 1>know this, But you not liking going to the lake

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<v Speaker 1>and being the only person on the planet who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>like going to the lake is like me not liking garlic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and people are gonna comment like, what what what do

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<v Speaker 1>you have? No soul? I knew you were a fucking vampire.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I just I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's there's bugs everywhere, and I always get a sunburn,

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<v Speaker 3>like not on my whole body, but like on the

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<v Speaker 3>one random spot that I forgot to put the suns Like, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>one time I burned the tops in my feet, or

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<v Speaker 3>I burned my nose or like the inside of my

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<v Speaker 3>arm right here, or like above my Like I wear

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<v Speaker 3>such long shorts now because sometimes the shorts go above

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<v Speaker 3>your knee and I forget to put.

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<v Speaker 1>It in my hand, yeah, the thigh right, Oh hey hey.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just it's uncomfortable, and like there's so many people

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<v Speaker 3>that are like, oh, Brando's here, let's hang out, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's like goddamn it, God damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like when we go to.

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<v Speaker 3>Events, it's like, man, I don't see these people, like

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<v Speaker 3>not two times a year This is amazing get to

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<v Speaker 3>hang out with all these people who are my homie.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's playing magic inside your freaking nerd And.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's like fucking lake people.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, Oh, let's go back a minute to sunscreen

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<v Speaker 1>of applying sunscreen. This is what I would say to

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<v Speaker 1>you first time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I never when I was a kid, I never

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<v Speaker 3>used to wear sunscreen, and then I had that spray

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<v Speaker 3>on stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, best invention I think in the last fifteen years

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<v Speaker 1>or twenty years is aerosol sunscreen.

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<v Speaker 2>Super appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 3>But now I don't own any, and just like, because

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<v Speaker 3>I put myself in a position where I need it

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<v Speaker 3>so little, I haven't procured any yet. So like I

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<v Speaker 3>just kind of use whatever's available.

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<v Speaker 2>And here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel you were we doing this shit? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think at the lake you are gonna see any

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<v Speaker 1>glob esque creatures? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I hope.

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<v Speaker 3>So I really like frogs, Yes, I think that they're

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<v Speaker 3>really neating their fun And if I see where they live,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go and watch them because they're fun to.

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<v Speaker 1>You ever catch them? You ever go frog catching at

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<v Speaker 1>the lake.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was a little kid, I used to go

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<v Speaker 3>catch frogs, But now I feel like that's kind of mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you catch them and let them go, well

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<v Speaker 1>you do.

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<v Speaker 3>But like what if you don't, like you carry them

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<v Speaker 3>and show them to everybody, and like now they're all

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<v Speaker 3>freaked out because they've seen they've been outside the matrix and.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>There's just no going back.

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<v Speaker 1>The frogs are like, oh, God exists, They're terrible. God exists,

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<v Speaker 1>and they have salty hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't put the toothpaste back in the tube, right, you

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<v Speaker 3>just can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, those frogs are fucked for life. They need therapy

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<v Speaker 1>and they have excellent crisises, and they freaking think that

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<v Speaker 1>the government's out to get them. They stopped getting vaccines.

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<v Speaker 1>Who frog therapists? Yeah, hey, uh, I went to school

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy who's a frog therapist. Now it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like having a therapy dog, but except you're a

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<v Speaker 1>frog and you're a therapist and not a dog. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no dogs involved, and what and no therapist.

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<v Speaker 3>You went to school with a frog who's a therapy

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<v Speaker 3>he's a therapy frog.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what the hell I'm making it up? Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to keep us on glarb because you were

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<v Speaker 1>so pumped to get this deck and now we've got

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<v Speaker 1>not only a deck that you were pumped to get

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<v Speaker 1>because it's Glarb and it's a frog, and you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>build not this deck but a glarb day will eventually.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I tried building Glarb and it turned into glar

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<v Speaker 3>Block Bobo mcguffin from last episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's right. I was gonna make a joke

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<v Speaker 1>about garb what's his name, glarb block and said, if

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<v Speaker 1>you have a globe for more than three hours here

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<v Speaker 1>or day here.

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, or is that a chub toad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, chubb toad with arm hanging out for more

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<v Speaker 1>than three hours, see your doctor.

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<v Speaker 3>So my glob went into a traxa so I can

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<v Speaker 3>play Creators off the top of my library Glarb traxa,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's what we need, is more access to that

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<v Speaker 3>kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Bullet Oh if you yeah, it's like if you have

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<v Speaker 1>attracsa globe, it almost sounds like a traxa, Like the

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<v Speaker 1>end of that kind of sounds like it could be

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of inceptiony sounding globatraxa globception. I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to say in the name, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to glob deck to talk about. And you said,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the deck we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the one. I was very excited when he came in.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I looked at it and saw the title

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<v Speaker 1>of it and what the deck is about, I got

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<v Speaker 1>excited about it because it's it has the potential like

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<v Speaker 1>so many commanders do these days, to combo, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>in blue and black, a color combination that I've really

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<v Speaker 1>found a liking for. In the last year of playing magic.

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<v Speaker 1>I built like a like a demere deck, and I

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<v Speaker 1>really like it. And it has the ability to take

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of turns in a row, draw your whole deck,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole stuff right right, without going infinite.

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<v Speaker 3>It does, although I mean if you draw your whole deck,

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<v Speaker 3>it kind of has to be infinite because if you

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<v Speaker 3>don't lose.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I suppose yeah, Like, well, it's it's it's like

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<v Speaker 1>peerentity abyss. Draw half your deck two or three times.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't ever get your whole deck right, but you

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<v Speaker 1>get enough to get like a dream hauls into like

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<v Speaker 1>discard a blue card to play a time stretch and

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<v Speaker 1>then discard a blue card to play a time warp,

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<v Speaker 1>discard a blue card to play another turnspell right, does

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of stuff That's not what this deck does,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is a combo deck, and I'm excited to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it because not only is it a combo deck,

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually quite a like an affordable, very value based deck.

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<v Speaker 3>With lots of neat stuff that you could probably play

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<v Speaker 3>elsewhere if you ever get tired of doing this, which

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<v Speaker 3>it probably won't, because it's a it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 3>pretty fun Yeah, I think it'd be looking at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, even though it's.

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<v Speaker 3>On deck stats dot net. Yeah, come on, I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's still gonna be a fun deck to play from

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<v Speaker 3>what I can tell based on trying to look through

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<v Speaker 3>the piss poor navigational capability of this website.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The only thing I worry about with nondeterministic combos

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<v Speaker 1>like the ones in this deck where you have to

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<v Speaker 1>like surveil surveils or rail sorrail surveil and then like

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<v Speaker 1>infinitely bounced creatures to get some effect, is it's not

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<v Speaker 1>instantaneous when like some combos are right, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>run into the problem of a ten minute turn that

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<v Speaker 1>you might not win on, and that doesn't seem like

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of fun unless you know you're gonna win,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you do that a whole bunch of times,

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<v Speaker 1>and like many combo decks for experienced players, they end

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<v Speaker 1>up coming apart because you're like, oh, I've done this enough,

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<v Speaker 1>I've kind of I've kind of got my rocks off

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<v Speaker 1>to this combo enough times that I don't need it anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you take it apart.

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<v Speaker 3>It does play one of my most favoritist combos.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, don't spoil it.

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<v Speaker 3>I won't talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about it tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm hoping, I'm really hoping that that they don't

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<v Speaker 3>know that they do, so that I'm informing them of it,

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<v Speaker 3>because maybe that's the thing. Probably not, they probably know,

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<v Speaker 3>because why else with this creature be in the deck.

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<v Speaker 3>It's because it does the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And news flash, it's not brash Taunter because glarb is

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<v Speaker 1>black and green and blue.

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<v Speaker 2>Alas no, ready, yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine if you had a globe Taunter deck.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, if brash Tunsor was a frog.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't even play brash Taunter and your attracts a

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<v Speaker 1>deck where your glob is I know you've ever been

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<v Speaker 1>good at magic before?

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<v Speaker 2>No, fuck me neither.

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<v Speaker 3>No, That's why I'm in CCO Nation. We have among

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<v Speaker 3>my people. It's amazing, it's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose, yeah, I suppose. Well, hey, listen, we have

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<v Speaker 1>for the next couple of weeks a Patreon supporter selected

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<v Speaker 1>to be the winner of the booster pack game, just

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<v Speaker 1>as a benefit to supporting us and being part of

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<v Speaker 1>the nation in that way. We did have guessers from

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<v Speaker 1>last week that were like, I'm guessing anyways. Yeah, but owen,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe maybe we'll have to figure something out. But

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<v Speaker 1>last week's Patreon winner you can get a booster pack

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<v Speaker 1>of magic cards, a CEO token pack which I owe

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<v Speaker 1>to Corey, so you're gonna have to remind me, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>or Ceco sticker pack. Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good.

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<v Speaker 1>And last week's winner is Jared McLean or McLean.

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<v Speaker 2>That's McLean for sure, McLean, clean Clean.

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<v Speaker 1>He's probably bald, like mister Clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably only where it counts.

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<v Speaker 1>He shaves it, so he what shaves his head? He's bald,

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<v Speaker 1>so he looks taller.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally.

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<v Speaker 1>What I was gonna say, is that true?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you look taller if you're bald?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that like a thing? Is that like an optical?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think you shave your head when you're

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<v Speaker 1>losing your hair, so you don't. So people don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that you have male pattern baldness. But everybody knows if

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<v Speaker 1>they see it like a bald guy and is like

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<v Speaker 1>late thirties. Yeah, that guy's going bald. He's just shaving

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<v Speaker 1>his head.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It's the sad reality of it all.

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<v Speaker 2>That's too bad.

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<v Speaker 1>But Jared McLean, Commander cook at a gmail dot com,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know that you won let us know your

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<v Speaker 1>address so I don't have to look it up. That

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<v Speaker 1>makes it simple for me. Will send you your price.

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<v Speaker 2>We would appreciate it very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember, you gotta send us the full address or it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't count.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because then I have to look it up anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's not gonna though, Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we gonna give for the people who want

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<v Speaker 1>to guess?

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<v Speaker 4>Here's what people have to guess. They have to guess

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<v Speaker 4>your preferred glob art. Do you like the handsome, sexy

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<v Speaker 4>sitting in a chair glarb the Tinder profile picture globe

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<v Speaker 4>if you will, or the globe that shows up to

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<v Speaker 4>the date, which is just totally cracked out and insane.

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<v Speaker 3>And so you have to pick which one is Ryan's favorite?

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<v Speaker 2>And why I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know which one's my favorite?

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<v Speaker 3>You told me which one was your favorite before we

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<v Speaker 3>started the show. That's why it's the hint, because I

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<v Speaker 3>know the answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Freaking god.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this DdO podcast so freakin' Diane and Dando, Brian,

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<v Speaker 1>Brian and Randall.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dying and Dan?

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I thinking about?

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<v Speaker 3>What am I talking about? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Dying? And Dan? Though? Well, we're here. We've got a

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<v Speaker 1>globe list, big thanks to everybody who sent it in.

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<v Speaker 1>What else do we got to cover? What? Anything else?

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<v Speaker 2>Now we've got globe.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what do you mean we don't have is

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<v Speaker 1>we've got our stunt beers, but we don't have studio beers.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's Friday night, and it's Friday night, and me

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<v Speaker 1>and you and fricking producer Gary are sitting in the

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<v Speaker 1>sweaty booth in whatever butthole town we're in today, and

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<v Speaker 1>like Fingerhole or finger Blast Street or wherever we are

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<v Speaker 1>that I find that we are, and we don't even

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<v Speaker 1>have any freaking beer? What are we We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>put the screws to Gary?

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<v Speaker 2>What are we doing with our live I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what's the if?

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a Tuesday night. It would be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it wouldn't be oh, because now we're working on

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<v Speaker 3>a Tuesday night. Now we're working on a Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>You ever't know what somebody say, working on a day night,

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<v Speaker 3>like we.

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<v Speaker 2>Just should be beer here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, Nothing is perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything is a work in progress.

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<v Speaker 3>You can always get better, you can always get stronger,

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<v Speaker 3>you can always get more better at what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>More better, including at speaking English. We're gonna go speak

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<v Speaker 1>English on Commander Cookout four fifty one. We're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>Globe Combo deck. We might just end up drinking the

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<v Speaker 1>stunt beers. I can't make any promises that that won't happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit our theme song, Burber