Speaker 1: On on On Welcome to Cecioprecial for episode four fifty one.
Speaker 1: We're fifty one, Yes sir, Holy shit, yes sir. Brought
Speaker 1: to you by the wonderful patrons patreon dot COM's last
Speaker 1: season podcast.
Speaker 2: Whether they like it or not.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes we're here. We have a deck that
Speaker 1: we asked for and.
Speaker 3: It's glar. I'm really excited to talk about glarb today.
Speaker 1: We're getting glarbed up in this bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fun to say. You say, Gary, you saying see.
Speaker 1: There we go, big thanks, big thanks to producer Gary.
Speaker 1: He's burning the candle at two ends hey, because we're
Speaker 1: recording late at night cause he has something or you
Speaker 1: have something or I have something.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure it's good Garry.
Speaker 3: Is mom's birthday, fricka?
Speaker 2: And you're going to cruise weekend?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna come.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm going to see my mom at
Speaker 3: the freaking lake from my yearly visit to their place
Speaker 3: at the lake?
Speaker 1: What lake is it?
Speaker 3: Uh? Jackfish jackfieh sounds made up. I fucking hate going
Speaker 3: to the lake. Really, yeah, the only person on the
Speaker 3: planet I am not a lake person.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I'm gonna blow everybody's mind who doesn't already
Speaker 1: know this, But you not liking going to the lake
Speaker 1: and being the only person on the planet who doesn't
Speaker 1: like going to the lake is like me not liking garlic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and people are gonna comment like, what what what do
Speaker 1: you have? No soul? I knew you were a fucking vampire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2: Like I just I don't get it.
Speaker 3: There's there's bugs everywhere, and I always get a sunburn,
Speaker 3: like not on my whole body, but like on the
Speaker 3: one random spot that I forgot to put the suns Like, yes,
Speaker 3: one time I burned the tops in my feet, or
Speaker 3: I burned my nose or like the inside of my
Speaker 3: arm right here, or like above my Like I wear
Speaker 3: such long shorts now because sometimes the shorts go above
Speaker 3: your knee and I forget to put.
Speaker 1: It in my hand, yeah, the thigh right, Oh hey hey.
Speaker 3: It's just it's uncomfortable, and like there's so many people
Speaker 3: that are like, oh, Brando's here, let's hang out, and
Speaker 3: it's like goddamn it, God damn it.
Speaker 2: Like when we go to.
Speaker 3: Events, it's like, man, I don't see these people, like
Speaker 3: not two times a year This is amazing get to
Speaker 3: hang out with all these people who are my homie.
Speaker 1: But it's playing magic inside your freaking nerd And.
Speaker 3: Now it's like fucking lake people.
Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, let's go back a minute to sunscreen
Speaker 1: of applying sunscreen. This is what I would say to
Speaker 1: you first time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never when I was a kid, I never
Speaker 3: used to wear sunscreen, and then I had that spray
Speaker 3: on stuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, best invention I think in the last fifteen years
Speaker 1: or twenty years is aerosol sunscreen.
Speaker 2: Super appreciate that.
Speaker 3: But now I don't own any, and just like, because
Speaker 3: I put myself in a position where I need it
Speaker 3: so little, I haven't procured any yet. So like I
Speaker 3: just kind of use whatever's available.
Speaker 2: And here we are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel you were we doing this shit? Do
Speaker 1: you think at the lake you are gonna see any
Speaker 1: glob esque creatures? Oh?
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 3: So I really like frogs, Yes, I think that they're
Speaker 3: really neating their fun And if I see where they live,
Speaker 3: I'll go and watch them because they're fun to.
Speaker 1: You ever catch them? You ever go frog catching at
Speaker 1: the lake.
Speaker 3: When I was a little kid, I used to go
Speaker 3: catch frogs, But now I feel like that's kind of mean.
Speaker 1: Well, if you catch them and let them go, well
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 3: But like what if you don't, like you carry them
Speaker 3: and show them to everybody, and like now they're all
Speaker 3: freaked out because they've seen they've been outside the matrix and.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: There's just no going back.
Speaker 1: The frogs are like, oh, God exists, They're terrible. God exists,
Speaker 1: and they have salty hands.
Speaker 3: Can't put the toothpaste back in the tube, right, you
Speaker 3: just can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those frogs are fucked for life. They need therapy
Speaker 1: and they have excellent crisises, and they freaking think that
Speaker 1: the government's out to get them. They stopped getting vaccines.
Speaker 1: Who frog therapists? Yeah, hey, uh, I went to school
Speaker 1: with a guy who's a frog therapist. Now it's kind
Speaker 1: of like having a therapy dog, but except you're a
Speaker 1: frog and you're a therapist and not a dog. There's
Speaker 1: no dogs involved, and what and no therapist.
Speaker 3: You went to school with a frog who's a therapy
Speaker 3: he's a therapy frog.
Speaker 1: Now what the hell I'm making it up? Oh man,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep us on glarb because you were
Speaker 1: so pumped to get this deck and now we've got
Speaker 1: not only a deck that you were pumped to get
Speaker 1: because it's Glarb and it's a frog, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: build not this deck but a glarb day will eventually.
Speaker 3: Well I tried building Glarb and it turned into glar
Speaker 3: Block Bobo mcguffin from last episode.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. I was gonna make a joke
Speaker 1: about garb what's his name, glarb block and said, if
Speaker 1: you have a globe for more than three hours here
Speaker 1: or day here.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, or is that a chub toad.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, chubb toad with arm hanging out for more
Speaker 1: than three hours, see your doctor.
Speaker 3: So my glob went into a traxa so I can
Speaker 3: play Creators off the top of my library Glarb traxa,
Speaker 3: because that's what we need, is more access to that
Speaker 3: kind of.
Speaker 1: Bullet Oh if you yeah, it's like if you have
Speaker 1: attracsa globe, it almost sounds like a traxa, Like the
Speaker 1: end of that kind of sounds like it could be
Speaker 1: like kind of inceptiony sounding globatraxa globception. I was going
Speaker 1: to say in the name, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you've
Speaker 1: got to glob deck to talk about. And you said,
Speaker 1: here's the deck we're doing.
Speaker 2: Here's the one. I was very excited when he came in.
Speaker 1: And when I looked at it and saw the title
Speaker 1: of it and what the deck is about, I got
Speaker 1: excited about it because it's it has the potential like
Speaker 1: so many commanders do these days, to combo, and it's
Speaker 1: in blue and black, a color combination that I've really
Speaker 1: found a liking for. In the last year of playing magic.
Speaker 1: I built like a like a demere deck, and I
Speaker 1: really like it. And it has the ability to take
Speaker 1: a bunch of turns in a row, draw your whole deck,
Speaker 1: the whole stuff right right, without going infinite.
Speaker 3: It does, although I mean if you draw your whole deck,
Speaker 3: it kind of has to be infinite because if you
Speaker 3: don't lose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose yeah, Like, well, it's it's it's like
Speaker 1: peerentity abyss. Draw half your deck two or three times.
Speaker 1: You don't ever get your whole deck right, but you
Speaker 1: get enough to get like a dream hauls into like
Speaker 1: discard a blue card to play a time stretch and
Speaker 1: then discard a blue card to play a time warp,
Speaker 1: discard a blue card to play another turnspell right, does
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff That's not what this deck does,
Speaker 1: but it is a combo deck, and I'm excited to
Speaker 1: talk about it because not only is it a combo deck,
Speaker 1: it's actually quite a like an affordable, very value based deck.
Speaker 3: With lots of neat stuff that you could probably play
Speaker 3: elsewhere if you ever get tired of doing this, which
Speaker 3: it probably won't, because it's a it's a it's a
Speaker 3: pretty fun Yeah, I think it'd be looking at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even though it's.
Speaker 3: On deck stats dot net. Yeah, come on, I think
Speaker 3: it's still gonna be a fun deck to play from
Speaker 3: what I can tell based on trying to look through
Speaker 3: the piss poor navigational capability of this website.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The only thing I worry about with nondeterministic combos
Speaker 1: like the ones in this deck where you have to
Speaker 1: like surveil surveils or rail sorrail surveil and then like
Speaker 1: infinitely bounced creatures to get some effect, is it's not
Speaker 1: instantaneous when like some combos are right, and then you
Speaker 1: run into the problem of a ten minute turn that
Speaker 1: you might not win on, and that doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: a ton of fun unless you know you're gonna win,
Speaker 1: and then you do that a whole bunch of times,
Speaker 1: and like many combo decks for experienced players, they end
Speaker 1: up coming apart because you're like, oh, I've done this enough,
Speaker 1: I've kind of I've kind of got my rocks off
Speaker 1: to this combo enough times that I don't need it anymore,
Speaker 1: and then you take it apart.
Speaker 3: It does play one of my most favoritist combos.
Speaker 2: Oh well, don't spoil it.
Speaker 3: I won't talk about it.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Speaker 3: And I'm hoping, I'm really hoping that that they don't
Speaker 3: know that they do, so that I'm informing them of it,
Speaker 3: because maybe that's the thing. Probably not, they probably know,
Speaker 3: because why else with this creature be in the deck.
Speaker 3: It's because it does the thing.
Speaker 1: And news flash, it's not brash Taunter because glarb is
Speaker 1: black and green and blue.
Speaker 2: Alas no, ready, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if you had a globe Taunter deck.
Speaker 2: Oh, if brash Tunsor was a frog.
Speaker 1: You can't even play brash Taunter and your attracts a
Speaker 1: deck where your glob is I know you've ever been
Speaker 1: good at magic before?
Speaker 2: No, fuck me neither.
Speaker 3: No, That's why I'm in CCO Nation. We have among
Speaker 3: my people. It's amazing, it's very good.
Speaker 1: I suppose, yeah, I suppose. Well, hey, listen, we have
Speaker 1: for the next couple of weeks a Patreon supporter selected
Speaker 1: to be the winner of the booster pack game, just
Speaker 1: as a benefit to supporting us and being part of
Speaker 1: the nation in that way. We did have guessers from
Speaker 1: last week that were like, I'm guessing anyways. Yeah, but owen,
Speaker 1: so maybe maybe we'll have to figure something out. But
Speaker 1: last week's Patreon winner you can get a booster pack
Speaker 1: of magic cards, a CEO token pack which I owe
Speaker 1: to Corey, so you're gonna have to remind me, okay,
Speaker 1: or Ceco sticker pack. Ah.
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 1: And last week's winner is Jared McLean or McLean.
Speaker 2: That's McLean for sure, McLean, clean Clean.
Speaker 1: He's probably bald, like mister Clean.
Speaker 2: Probably only where it counts.
Speaker 1: He shaves it, so he what shaves his head? He's bald,
Speaker 1: so he looks taller.
Speaker 2: Totally.
Speaker 1: What I was gonna say, is that true?
Speaker 2: Do you look taller if you're bald?
Speaker 3: Is that like a thing? Is that like an optical?
Speaker 1: I think I think you shave your head when you're
Speaker 1: losing your hair, so you don't. So people don't know
Speaker 1: that you have male pattern baldness. But everybody knows if
Speaker 1: they see it like a bald guy and is like
Speaker 1: late thirties. Yeah, that guy's going bald. He's just shaving
Speaker 1: his head.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's the sad reality of it all.
Speaker 2: That's too bad.
Speaker 1: But Jared McLean, Commander cook at a gmail dot com,
Speaker 1: let us know that you won let us know your
Speaker 1: address so I don't have to look it up. That
Speaker 1: makes it simple for me. Will send you your price.
Speaker 2: We would appreciate it very much.
Speaker 3: Remember, you gotta send us the full address or it
Speaker 3: doesn't count.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because then I have to look it up anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not gonna though, Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What are we gonna give for the people who want
Speaker 1: to guess?
Speaker 4: Here's what people have to guess. They have to guess
Speaker 4: your preferred glob art. Do you like the handsome, sexy
Speaker 4: sitting in a chair glarb the Tinder profile picture globe
Speaker 4: if you will, or the globe that shows up to
Speaker 4: the date, which is just totally cracked out and insane.
Speaker 3: And so you have to pick which one is Ryan's favorite?
Speaker 2: And why I guess.
Speaker 1: I don't know which one's my favorite?
Speaker 3: You told me which one was your favorite before we
Speaker 3: started the show. That's why it's the hint, because I
Speaker 3: know the answer.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, I did.
Speaker 2: Freaking god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this DdO podcast so freakin' Diane and Dando, Brian,
Speaker 1: Brian and Randall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dying and Dan?
Speaker 1: I forgot?
Speaker 2: Am I thinking about?
Speaker 3: What am I talking about? Man?
Speaker 1: Dying? And Dan? Though? Well, we're here. We've got a
Speaker 1: globe list, big thanks to everybody who sent it in.
Speaker 1: What else do we got to cover? What? Anything else?
Speaker 2: Now we've got globe.
Speaker 1: You know what do you mean we don't have is
Speaker 1: we've got our stunt beers, but we don't have studio beers.
Speaker 1: And it's Friday night, and it's Friday night, and me
Speaker 1: and you and fricking producer Gary are sitting in the
Speaker 1: sweaty booth in whatever butthole town we're in today, and
Speaker 1: like Fingerhole or finger Blast Street or wherever we are
Speaker 1: that I find that we are, and we don't even
Speaker 1: have any freaking beer? What are we We're going to
Speaker 1: put the screws to Gary?
Speaker 2: What are we doing with our live I don't know
Speaker 2: what's the if?
Speaker 1: It was like a Tuesday night. It would be fine.
Speaker 3: No, it wouldn't be oh, because now we're working on
Speaker 3: a Tuesday night. Now we're working on a Friday night.
Speaker 3: You ever't know what somebody say, working on a day night,
Speaker 3: like we.
Speaker 2: Just should be beer here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, Nothing is perfect.
Speaker 2: Everything is a work in progress.
Speaker 3: You can always get better, you can always get stronger,
Speaker 3: you can always get more better at what you're doing.
Speaker 1: More better, including at speaking English. We're gonna go speak
Speaker 1: English on Commander Cookout four fifty one. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: Globe Combo deck. We might just end up drinking the
Speaker 1: stunt beers. I can't make any promises that that won't happen.
Speaker 1: Hit our theme song, Burber