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Speaker 1: The Bob Hope.

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Speaker 2: Y'all pranscribe direct from the Veterans Administration Hospital up Long Beach, California.

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Speaker 1: With West Brown and was fast man on my special

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guy making Long Beach.

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Speaker 3: And here he is, Bob Hope.

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Speaker 1: Angular angulators get out here.

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Speaker 4: One a long beat on Christmas Day from these boys

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in the Veterans Hospital. As I look out a monstue,

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I can see the Christmas spirit everywhere, red robes and

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green faces. And I said the documentaries, I'm looking forward

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to a great show today.

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Speaker 1: Last time I was here, I find out I'll make

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these guys laugh. He said, I know, Hope, but now

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we keep that stuff locked up.

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Speaker 4: This was the hospital, but I never saw such a

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healthy bunch of guys in this place. You're not considered ambulatory, said,

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I passed the nurser chasing.

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Speaker 1: And I noticed the modern Friend and Veteran's hospitals. I

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do a hospital.

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Speaker 5: Bet have gadgets to do everything.

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Speaker 4: One fellow pushed all the buttons and once to see

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what would have happen is not drawing flight paste.

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Speaker 5: You'll be in pral landing any.

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Speaker 1: Day, and you should see the way these guys feed around.

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Speaker 5: The corners and their wheelchairs.

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Speaker 1: I asked one patient how much longer he expected to

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be confined. He said, I'd have cured for a month.

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How all I going to do a serve out the

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last ninety days of my traffic? Sens and one patient

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even had a Christmas spirit While he was being banded.

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He turned the doctor said, before you're wrapping, I'd.

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Speaker 5: Like to put a card in.

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Speaker 1: And I was at once one of the nurses decorating

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the christ the.

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Speaker 5: Tree in one of the wars. What a beautiful sight,

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and the lizebe.

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Speaker 1: The tree weren't bad either.

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Speaker 4: One sod just took a look at the starn and

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the top of the tree tree and he said he

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had as a brigadier general running this show too.

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Speaker 5: I think it was a General Lefterbrook.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure he can't play in Santa clausas but

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not wanting to show up at this hospital last year

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when he stepped out of the fireplace and there's red suit,

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three nurses and the doctor grabbed him, gave him a

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shot through him and bed and the screens.

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Speaker 5: We don't care if you do have a beard.

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Speaker 1: You'll be discharged when we're good and ready. I played

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Santa Claus for my kids.

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Speaker 5: It was great. I had a real Santa Claus suit

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and came down a real chimney.

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Speaker 6: It was exciting.

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Speaker 5: They had a real fire.

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Speaker 1: I had to beat me out with my own beard.

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Speaker 5: But it's been a great day here at the Long

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Beach betteran hospital. I had dinner here in these patients seats.

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Speaker 4: The chaplain said sage race and between saying grace, they

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were ready for dessert. Serve six cards with ten minute

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intermission to carry out the wounded.

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Speaker 5: Boy. They really want to after the food, I.

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Speaker 1: Said, how's this stuffing? And a guy who stuck his

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head on the turkey's mouse of a five.

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Speaker 4: One guy at the table looked, really you, guy said

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you look like something The cat dragged and he said yeah,

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but he won't drag me out again.

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Speaker 7: I ate him, Mom Crduce.

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Speaker 5: Our guests now not jet high Grandpa cards. We can't

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come dashing out in the stage like he used to be.

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Speaker 6: You know, I'll take you a little preparation.

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Speaker 4: They've got him backstage hanging upside.

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Speaker 5: Down by his heels.

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Speaker 2: Well it's silly, bob. Why's the thing they're hanging by

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his view?

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Speaker 4: Well, he has to stay in that position until his

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chest slides back where it used to be.

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Speaker 1: Then they rivet him into a parent tight leather short

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so when they turn to right that up, there won't

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be an avalanche. All I gotta right to be storm.

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I wa tell you what happened was yesterday afternoons. I

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was at the department store to buy gifts for me.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's Fanta Claus standing in the middle of the aisle.

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I'll go over and stay a load to him. Well,

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jolly old Manna, Well tonight's Christmas. Then are you gonna

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get into your play and stay all over the housetop?

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Speaker 6: Oh boy, I'm going to the wrong IVLNA fly around

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the candle.

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Speaker 5: Ears very worst. But everybody, what's nothing in the postboy?

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Oh it's you.

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Speaker 6: Uh, I'm still work in this racking e don't.

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Speaker 5: Call this a racking boy, Henry said, I taking this

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for a nobile organizing.

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Speaker 6: You heard of the s d.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Wow, this is for the E E L s the

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homeless cooney birds of lower.

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Speaker 5: From Jovanni.

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Speaker 1: Friend JAPANI where's that?

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Speaker 5: I've never been able to find out. I hope I located.

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I hate to be stuck with all.

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Speaker 1: This money by.

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Speaker 7: Chris what everybody else?

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Speaker 1: I wait a minute, anyway, boy, I'm grouke.

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Speaker 5: I really wanted the store detective. I watched the customers disease.

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Speaker 6: They don't steal anything.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're a store detective.

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Speaker 5: That's right. That's like taking King kru CoP's mother advassadors. Boy,

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I only dipped in for a.

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Speaker 6: Few dollars to give them a poor old mother.

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Speaker 5: The ladies sights feeling and she needs a pair of

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eyeglasses desperately for her work.

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Speaker 9: Oh, I'm sorry, what is her work?

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Speaker 5: He for you?

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Speaker 6: Unemployment change? Oh Martin?

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Speaker 5: Here comes the guy that want to meet What do

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I do? Just rutting down behind the confidently goes.

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Speaker 9: Buy and there now he wants to see him very

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friends with everybody.

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Speaker 5: Hello, mister, say, aren't.

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Speaker 6: You being crossby?

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Speaker 5: Well that's post enough.

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Speaker 6: How are you a dude?

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Speaker 5: I see you're.

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Speaker 1: Accepting contributions, Stana, I'd like to add mine to the plot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, without contribution, A can of minipad.

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Speaker 1: Bad you can help me, Stana.

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Speaker 7: I don't know the.

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Speaker 1: Store very well around here, and I'm looking for a

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present for a friend of mine.

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Speaker 5: Bob.

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Speaker 6: Oh, well, you know him.

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Speaker 5: Better than my news.

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Speaker 6: Why don't you buy him whatever he needs the most?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 5: That's yeah. Where can I get a large taxass talent? Looks?

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Who's talking?

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Speaker 4: If he's in my next road takeure, you'll be pushing

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a broom in the carts. I've got to get something

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for Yogurts boy.

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Speaker 7: I was gonna buy him.

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Speaker 1: I really thought i'd buy him George. But they don't

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have a size.

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Speaker 5: Big enough for him. The only guys they had were large,

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very large, and across the wide in the door, you

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notice this lad is frank quite a bit of real

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estate the.

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Speaker 4: He's a low rambling ranch type himself. I hate him,

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trying to vack him into a coo coo car garage.

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Speaker 5: On a foggy knife and.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah today, but I'm good and open the blade.

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Speaker 5: Like open one on you? Brother?

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Speaker 6: Where'd you get that?

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Speaker 5: Lad?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 9: Feed up right between my.

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Speaker 1: Conveying it. It couldn't be hard to think.

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Speaker 5: Of a present for your friend. I think of the

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other way around. What's the one thing you'd like to

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receive from Bob? A postcard from a concentration camp in Siberia? Listen,

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hired everything you said I was hiding light behind the counter. Well,

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looks who's here?

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Speaker 1: Paramountain's bad? Can I just found out your true character?

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You lop sided Lono?

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Speaker 5: No, I mean, don't very cleaver happens.

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Speaker 1: You're right, I don't see that. Yes, I und you

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right on that.

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Speaker 5: Those to yours. But I've never started anything that's already finished.

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Speaker 2: Look avocados top.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if that head was any smaller, you could he

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was a plumbers ran for an umbrella. Oh my Flummer's

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friends there, what's your hat?

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Speaker 5: I know all to day.

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Speaker 1: Slumbers, cold sense Campion, I know that.

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Speaker 5: I asked the Quintic from the Long Long Beach Pratt

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Tellic Grant.

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Speaker 6: I don't understand all.

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Speaker 1: This insignations, Junior.

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Speaker 5: What do you expect me to get different Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Because America ramped in cell A Phaye or something.

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Speaker 5: Stop ragging. You couldn't get within a mile of of

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America with Errol Flynn on the last mons.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna send this question once for all.

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Speaker 5: Roy's gonna ask your rows. I have demonstrate to all

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concerned too, as the bikers who has the generous hearts

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of his team. For your Christmas gift from me, I

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want you to pick out anything in the place. It's

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very generous that Libby.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean it, I mean it.

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Speaker 5: John is, Yeah, I'll take that.

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Speaker 1: Something he worked on anything, Well, I mean that's three

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hundred dollar set of silver over there.

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Speaker 5: I just just happen as my president the piscicles to me.

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Speaker 1: Well, i'll pop that as my presence to him.

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Speaker 4: Lead lap up a five hundred dollars sverwhere I'll raise

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my gifts to you to seven hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 5: Well, i'll raise mine, you do one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Here's my take to pay for it, a thousand.

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Speaker 5: Not get up your loose things. Oh, mister Cross doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Have to pay Wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait what

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goes on here?

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Speaker 5: I have the ship of the silverware department. Last ye.

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Speaker 1: If you're the shill, Yes, carry on the star, Ladies

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and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: There are many wonderful Christmas story such of those written

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by Dickens and Noms Christian Epis. But tonight we're going

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to present a story of Christmas that has never before

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been told. It's the tale of things and popsy o.

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Speaker 1: Whether you can imagine or not, We're once young.

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Speaker 9: Last for the years.

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Speaker 1: Of all the home Cleveland there's a tiny new arrival.

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Speaker 10: Look at him dead, laying on his little blanket.

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Speaker 5: Just what you wanted for Christmas?

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Speaker 6: No, to tell the truth, small, what I really wanted

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with a pinball game?

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Speaker 10: Oh that's killing a pinball team. Doesn't grow up and

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stee it you to be here?

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Speaker 5: Maybe not, but at least it had all his marbles.

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Speaker 10: Remember before the pas swings, you went out and take

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fifty dollars. It could be a boy and I did

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fifty dollars.

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Speaker 6: It would your girl.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that's a hundred.

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Speaker 1: Fuck, we'll never hear again.

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Speaker 10: Looks. Wait a little face to night offers say something

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sin Isn't it cute? Can you tell me what would

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you like for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: The new liners I'm laying an egg with.

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Speaker 4: Yes, sir, we hope we're a wonderful family. Mama was

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a fine woman, so her desire for.

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Speaker 5: Rich has got the best of her, and she used

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car dealers.

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Speaker 4: He had an idea that would have made a fortune

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if they hadn't caught her at him. He was soldering

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pennies on the front of Fords and selling him for Lincoln's.

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Speaker 5: Automobile.

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Speaker 4: That was all my folks ever thought him. As a baby,

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I never had any Tupham Potters. They jacked me up

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quite so we can simonized me.

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Speaker 1: The first Christmas I really remember was when I.

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Speaker 6: Was seven years old.

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Speaker 4: A new family moved in next door, and I went

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over to make friends with the little boy.

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Speaker 5: Hi there, Hi, what's your name? How the little cron se?

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Speaker 1: Well, brush your hair back out of your.

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Speaker 5: Eyes so I can see it. You can tell us

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it's a fantasy. Now, Oh, fantasy, there's coming to night.

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What do you want for Christmas? I can't have anything

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where they poor?

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Speaker 6: Are you really poor?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't have anything except what my brother Larry

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brings in on Santurday nine?

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Speaker 4: What's that?

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Speaker 5: My brother Evans? What do you want to be when

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you growing up?

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Speaker 1: Well, most kids want to be an engineer and a

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big train and go look at the foot engineering the

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big train and go look at the swiz.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's stupid. I want to be a finger.

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Speaker 6: That old black merchant's got minutes.

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Speaker 2: Well, that old black.

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Speaker 5: Magic to the nose so well, blah blah blah boo,

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bah boo.

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Speaker 10: Bah blah blah booh bah boo.

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Speaker 5: Where do you want to be when you grow up? Engineering?

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Go look at the split run over you Uh, a

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poor little color. I couldn't forget the pitiful finger he made.

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Speaker 4: Standing there, his face pinched with cold, his cheeks blue,

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and big holes in his money belt.

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Speaker 1: All little bing wonder.

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Speaker 4: For Christmas was the parent keys I knew wouldn't get him,

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so I started whittle him a pair.

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Speaker 6: The Crosby's moved away.

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Speaker 4: I didn't see things for years, and one day he

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walked into my backyard and said.

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Speaker 5: Hi, what do you think?

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Speaker 1: Or We moved to Spokane, where I finished grammar school, highchool,

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and I enrolled in Ganzeg University, from which I.

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Speaker 5: Graduated with high honors.

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Speaker 8: From there, I went to the Stortbone in Paris, where

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I studied purrh and I acquired my master's.

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Speaker 5: Degree in music. What do you human? Knowing I finished

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your speeds? This is a double dandy.

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Speaker 1: I don't game, but they'll keep me from falling down

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open manholes.

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Speaker 5: I guess, Hey, who's this cute bit of fluff coming

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to the gate. She's my fiance. He's so crazy about me.

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She thinks I'm the only guy in the world.

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Speaker 10: I'll get that a movie way.

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Speaker 1: Who's the help me to very tardy gift?

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Speaker 5: The gunner, bluff me up for your feathers. Well you

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I'm a ticket inspector. You don't really go back.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm kid pepper.

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Speaker 9: You can't shake me.

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Speaker 1: Crazy breeze to get on a lemon.

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Speaker 4: The actuers will not pass among you with Tom.

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Speaker 1: You're quite a day, honey. I'm an a generous mood today.

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Speaker 5: You may kiss me as you're like, Oh, thank you.

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Speaker 10: Oh, come on, let's go, we can be alone.

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Speaker 5: I decided I couldn't let him get away with that,

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so I yelled.

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Speaker 1: Hey, come back here, you Yeah, what do you want?

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Speaker 5: You forgot your skis.

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Speaker 4: I didn't see banking for several years, but he told

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me they never made any money till the Carnation Company

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and hired him. Crosby's voice Mede the college contented. When

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he sang, they turned to each other and say, thank goodness, Masilla,

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that didn't come.

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Speaker 9: Out of me.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you're speaking of the tonsils acause I'll take over.

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Speaker 5: From here, Robin. To make a name for myself, I

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went to New York, where I did rather well. I

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got quite at Joel's one day on.

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Speaker 1: Broadway when a shabby darrel like caffled.

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Speaker 5: Up to me and said Hey, missus, you got a

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dollar for a couple of coffees.

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Speaker 4: I'm abumma, this thing I may as well be a

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high classroom.

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Speaker 5: Get away.

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Speaker 1: If I'm a fan, you ought to be ashamed.

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Speaker 2: Haven't you any higher ambition than this?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? What is it? I want to be an engineer

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in the Big Twin You go look.

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Speaker 11: At his Swiss?

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Speaker 1: Why a Roman?

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Speaker 5: Yes me, I'm an awful shape. Can you help me?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I've worked harder than.

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Speaker 5: New York for what I've attained. As you applied yourself

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as I did, you might have achieved a place for

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yourself on Broadway as I am now on your way

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gold On, I'm busy.

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Speaker 9: Okay, Hey know.

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Speaker 1: I get your moan and pay for my own head

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signs expressed.

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Speaker 11: You know.

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Speaker 1: I took pity on Bob and I added him to

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my heart.

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Speaker 5: They'll act when my steal died.

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Speaker 1: He can't hit it him perfectly, And I soon told

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him to sit up clamping slippers or what an active.

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Speaker 5: By the liver of the tuber removed his.

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Speaker 1: Minds with June and Croon and Spoon and Goon.

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Speaker 2: The last time vans out of tune, Joe.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear what the fellow said when he buried

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the light bulban of the ice house. No one of

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the fellows say when he buried the light bulbul in

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the icehouse masters in the cold, cold ground. That night

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was Christmas Eve in.

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Speaker 8: The little theater we were playing in Kansas. Christmas Eve,

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the time of warmth and good fellowship, especially among homeless accents.

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As we sat in our dressing room.

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Speaker 5: After the performance, the door opened.

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Speaker 1: The manager of the theater stuck his head in with

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a genial.

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Speaker 5: Gleam in his eyes, smiled and said.

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Speaker 7: Yo, no talent, church up, fire.

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Speaker 4: Fired for what?

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Speaker 1: It ain't en up your access man whatever. Since you've

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been here, we've been missing popcorn for the machine of

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the lobby.

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Speaker 7: I have a situation is.

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Speaker 1: Living here in the dressing room with it.

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Speaker 5: I packed our lines.

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Speaker 1: We never stole anything out of the lobby. I ain't

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has never been in this room. Got pack up and

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get out.

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Speaker 5: Well open the trunk. Thanks, it's hard to breathe through all.

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That's my part.

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Speaker 6: We all know what follow.

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Speaker 1: The two boys may picture after picture for paramount and

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now the crown.

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Speaker 2: They are achievements. They are someone to the office of

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plank Freemen. The President of Paramount Studios who was a.

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Speaker 1: Possible appointing executive director, may A, that's man Win. Well, well, hello,

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hold on, how are you man? I won't think you

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wait the cause know you're anxious to nobody see naturally,

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executive director is an important job. So we chose the

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man with a mod that's wow, where's my debt? I

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am the man who was most charming? And have them

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a very clear description of me. Faith you and you're

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going ahead and did it so I want you both

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to meet the bad We do it well, don't say.

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Speaker 6: That I need a way.

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Speaker 5: Say oh.

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Speaker 10: Thank oh, thank you?

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Speaker 5: That okay, thankie?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing at Long Beach? Well a shun,

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folks landed and I bought my way out.

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Speaker 8: Of than that?

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Speaker 6: Ohly sellers a.

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Speaker 7: Right, please.

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Speaker 5: Don't you Your folks had a wonderful day, right.

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Speaker 6: We want to wish you all the days was better.

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Speaker 9: Marry Quintas and a happy New Years.

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Speaker 8: S