Speaker 1: All right, everybody, guess what we're at the weddings. Some
Speaker 1: of these people found their husband, not many.
Speaker 2: Two to be exact of the seven.
Speaker 3: Everybody else is still on the hunt for love.
Speaker 1: Yes they are, well, yeah, let's get started. Let's hop
Speaker 1: right into it. So we started the altar with Mike
Speaker 1: and Emma where we left them, and she has said yes.
Speaker 1: She took a minute, but she said yes. And he says,
Speaker 1: and I hate I guess they tell.
Speaker 4: Them about to do this, but he goes fut dramatic effects.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he says, I do, I do love you, but
Speaker 1: right now I'm not ready to say I do. I
Speaker 1: want kids, and I need to know you definitely do
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. One hundred percent. It is one of
Speaker 1: those catchphrases, one hundred percent when I have a family
Speaker 1: with me, I don't want to jump in. Have you
Speaker 1: changed your mind down the road? And I'm sorry, And
Speaker 1: then his parents cheer, no, just kidding.
Speaker 2: They didn't.
Speaker 3: They did it.
Speaker 4: They tried to play it cool. It was killing them.
Speaker 4: They were like, it was killing them to.
Speaker 3: Play it cool.
Speaker 4: But they were aesthetic about this. They were like, so
Speaker 4: there's a nice Italian girl in the back of the
Speaker 4: wedding venue, who's totally.
Speaker 3: You know, already fertile. She's already ready to go.
Speaker 1: And so Emma says, they you know, she walks out, whatever,
Speaker 1: they walk out, whatever happens. So then she's saying to
Speaker 1: her mom, She's like, you know, I really do love Mike,
Speaker 1: and uh.
Speaker 2: He goes, let me go talk to her. He runs
Speaker 2: up stairious to.
Speaker 3: Talk to her.
Speaker 1: It's like, I felt like we saw more of their
Speaker 1: actual bond, didn't relationship yea, And these last two days
Speaker 1: we've seen the whole time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And at the same time, I feel like it.
Speaker 1: Would not work, do you okay, I'll we haven't heard
Speaker 1: of all the spoilers and things before. We haven't heard
Speaker 1: anything about them if they're still together or anything.
Speaker 3: Because they're not.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're not. But anyway, so he the parents
Speaker 1: all talk and they're like, yeah, they have to work
Speaker 1: out the kid thing like that, you know. And the
Speaker 1: parents are very you know, nice to each other, and
Speaker 1: they sit and talk Mike and Emma, and Emma says,
Speaker 1: I know we have some things to work out.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: When I look at you, I see glimpses of a family,
Speaker 1: and I know for sure you would be an amazing father,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I know, but I need to know
Speaker 1: for sure you want kids, not fifty to fifty, not
Speaker 1: ninety nine to one, like it needs to be a hundred.
Speaker 1: And I really respect how you feel on it, but
Speaker 1: you know, we have to get there. And I just
Speaker 1: think like, okay, wow, these are like two adults having
Speaker 1: a nice commerce station, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because even with her saying that I can see
Speaker 4: you being a great dad, she never says and I
Speaker 4: can see myself being a great mom. Like she's just
Speaker 4: not about them. She's like her sister. She kind of
Speaker 4: hates kids.
Speaker 3: Even though two as for we're all in your life.
Speaker 4: As her sister has told all of us, okay, if
Speaker 4: you want to form a birth control just talk to
Speaker 4: Emma's sister, and you will never want to have children
Speaker 4: ever again in life.
Speaker 1: Somebody wrote and it was like, not Emma's sister sitting
Speaker 1: on the front row holding one of those children, that she's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm surprised she let them out of the house.
Speaker 3: I'm assumed they would be in a basement somewhere.
Speaker 1: And I was saying to you before we started, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to just completely interrupt this to say, because
Speaker 1: we're done with these two. When we first got our screener,
Speaker 1: and I've watched it twice. When we first got it,
Speaker 1: and I watched it all the way through real quick
Speaker 1: because I went to see what happened at the end,
Speaker 1: it said ninety minute ninety minute spot for reunion clips.
Speaker 2: Those words were on the screen.
Speaker 1: Okay, And I was like that, Well, but.
Speaker 2: I watched it like the day we got it.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, okay, okay. And I watched it and I
Speaker 1: looked at it, and I go, that's interesting, right, It's
Speaker 1: like a placeholder. I was like, oh, I guess we're
Speaker 1: not going to get any reunion clips. When I watched
Speaker 1: it today to write the note, the clip was there
Speaker 1: of the reunion.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I watched it last night and I saw
Speaker 3: the reunion.
Speaker 1: I guess on that first day they had it. They
Speaker 1: didn't have it put together yet.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't done. Okay, yeah, okay, it looks explosive.
Speaker 2: It looks great. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: So seeing the words Amber and Jordan reminded me that
Speaker 1: we see Amber like storm out, and.
Speaker 3: Well, I thought that was Ashley who stormed out?
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it's Amber, you guys, Keisha, and I
Speaker 1: know a lot about Amber from one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we do, and it's uh, you know that professionalism
Speaker 4: in us says, let us keep our lips closed. We
Speaker 4: haven't said anything, we haven't hinted at anything, but we
Speaker 4: know what's up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know what's up with them. We know it's
Speaker 1: up with their friends. We know what is up with
Speaker 1: one of Jordan's friends that went with him to the
Speaker 1: tux feeding is like a squatter and whatever.
Speaker 4: He is indeed a very horrible person. Indeed, like I
Speaker 4: want to fight him, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to beat you up. I heard you
Speaker 3: an asshole.
Speaker 1: So yeah, once it all is out. One of the lists,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners was at the wedding and I
Speaker 1: may or may not have like sent her like a
Speaker 1: picture of my screen where I could see her, you know,
Speaker 1: because she sent us a picture of what her dresses
Speaker 1: and everything.
Speaker 4: I told her, I said, I saw you, I saw you,
Speaker 4: I saw your red dress.
Speaker 1: I saw you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's kind of excited. I like hashtag celebrity.
Speaker 1: Don't start looking for a person in her red dress.
Speaker 2: Everybody. There's several people in red dresses.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, oh yeah, so Amber and Jordan, So she's
Speaker 1: talking or you can, because at this point it's out.
Speaker 2: She's talking to her.
Speaker 1: Friends, and all of her friends are just like, seemed
Speaker 1: completely normal and nice and support him, and they're like,
Speaker 1: we're so happy for you and you're talking to it.
Speaker 1: She says, you know, it's been a lot for us
Speaker 1: to get here. I definitely want to marry him. He's
Speaker 1: my best friend. Well, later she says, Emma's her best friend,
Speaker 1: so you can only have one.
Speaker 3: She's moved. That was in between drinks.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, and she says, I want to marry him.
Speaker 1: He's my best friend, and I do worry about how
Speaker 1: he's feeling because this is a lot of change in
Speaker 1: his life. I did think it was interesting too. One
Speaker 1: of her friends were like, you know, you have DAYD
Speaker 1: these losers or whatever, and basically you run a doctor's
Speaker 1: practice by yourself. She's the physician's assistant, which means she
Speaker 1: does a shit the doctor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's basically a doctor.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm always like ill, I'd rather see the pos assistant,
Speaker 1: you know. So good for her. Okay, hopefully she's not
Speaker 1: drunk on the job.
Speaker 2: Just kidding.
Speaker 1: So Jordan arrives and he says he's never loved somebody
Speaker 1: as much as he loves her, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't sleep all last night. I've got so many emotions.
Speaker 1: And his whole family comes in. His family is so great,
Speaker 1: his sister's parents are so great. So they come in
Speaker 1: and he says, he met Emma yesterday.
Speaker 3: That is crazy to me.
Speaker 4: I one day, one day, could marry someone and my
Speaker 4: kid has only met them one time.
Speaker 2: I agree, and listen.
Speaker 1: Maybe they discussed it with the ex and he was like,
Speaker 1: I think they decided as a group, this will be
Speaker 1: the best way to handle it, to not overwhelm her.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean, I wouldn't even want to marry someone and
Speaker 4: I've only met their kid one time.
Speaker 3: What if I like absolutely hate their kid, that'd be
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 4: It's too late because we're already married. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 4: just weird.
Speaker 1: But okay, he's saying, you know, she's great and everything,
Speaker 1: and he said they talk about moving because he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to be in Mount Vernon, but she doesn't necessarily
Speaker 1: want to be in Columbus.
Speaker 2: And then they have the school and up they talk
Speaker 2: about neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: He goes, I don't know, like, I'm super nervous, and
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Speaker 1: Amber is getting ready and she said, give me the
Speaker 1: Teresa Judice, I would like the higher hair, the closer
Speaker 1: to God.
Speaker 4: It was a lot of hair and a lot of
Speaker 4: curls and keep in mind, y'all, that's all.
Speaker 3: Her real hair.
Speaker 2: That's her hair.
Speaker 4: It's her hair. It's just really her hair is bigger
Speaker 4: than her body. Like, I don't know how she's able
Speaker 4: to carry the weight of all that hair.
Speaker 3: Because she's pretty thin. Like, yeah, she's she's boobs in hair.
Speaker 1: Boobs and hair. And you has seen all the girls
Speaker 1: have been posting from they're obviously on some girls tripping
Speaker 1: like a Miami or something like all these girls, Okay,
Speaker 1: they've been having a great time.
Speaker 2: So which is a.
Speaker 1: Great idea to be like, probably the world has given
Speaker 1: us a hard time or whatever, let's go.
Speaker 2: On the trip together.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, she's got the trace of Judie's hair.
Speaker 1: Her aunt is there. Love the ant's dress?
Speaker 2: Did you love that dress?
Speaker 3: I love the ants stress, I love the ant's vibe.
Speaker 2: I love my glasses.
Speaker 3: Where were the parents though.
Speaker 1: Well, the listener that we have said that the aunt
Speaker 1: told her at the wedding that the mom was cuckock
Speaker 1: for coca puffs and the dad was no good and
Speaker 1: that's why she was there representing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so okay, that's graz a lot.
Speaker 1: So Jacob said the brother it was like I've always
Speaker 1: wanted you to get married, but I thought you'd get
Speaker 1: like tied down when you were like forty or fifty, Like,
Speaker 1: I never thought you'd do it.
Speaker 2: And then she hugsz Emma and says, you're my best friend.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, yeah, Emma has her whole face.
Speaker 2: She does. She's really cute.
Speaker 4: And am I wrong for thinking that they could have
Speaker 4: dressed Emma up a little bit more, like they could
Speaker 4: have curled her head.
Speaker 3: Like some little no.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I thought her her flower girl dress
Speaker 2: was perfect. It was a perfect to do.
Speaker 4: Anything with her hair, and you know, I like the
Speaker 4: pomp and pageantry.
Speaker 1: I know she could have had like a little like
Speaker 1: a sparkly headband or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't want it. You know, the girls that age,
Speaker 1: they got an opinion, got an opinion, especially if it's
Speaker 1: Amber's daughter. You know she does. So Jacob says, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he really likes you. She's like, well, you
Speaker 1: fucking better like me, you know, And he says, I
Speaker 1: personally am expecting this not to go through, Like I
Speaker 1: think he needs more time. I mean, I would be
Speaker 1: shocked if you both said yes, but in a good way.
Speaker 2: Bye bye, it's like, Wow, he wasn't wrong.
Speaker 4: The timing was off, Like this is something he could
Speaker 4: have said a week ago.
Speaker 1: But nobody ever says that right, nobody ever says that
Speaker 1: why they're getting ready, Like they don't say are you
Speaker 1: gonna say?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Because they wanted to all
Speaker 1: be in mysteries. But no, it was crazy that he
Speaker 1: was like I'd be shocked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I felt him. And here's the thing,
Speaker 3: he knows how crazy his sister really is.
Speaker 1: Uh huhh.
Speaker 4: And we can tell that Amber can be crazy. We
Speaker 4: just didn't have a chance to really see it all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So she says it's a yeah, I'm gonna say yes,
Speaker 1: it's a yes for me, and he goes, well, I
Speaker 1: just want you to be happy, like I think you.
Speaker 2: Deserve the best.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Jordan arrives at the wedding. He's a ball of nerves.
Speaker 1: He hugs his sister Natalie and she's like, we're here
Speaker 1: for you. She's a wonderful person, her daughter is great.
Speaker 1: We love you, We're so proud of you. I was like,
Speaker 1: is he walking off a plank into the ocean? Like
Speaker 1: this was the saddest.
Speaker 3: It was so intense in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with everyone. It was like everyone was holding their
Speaker 4: breath the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Is it because they know she's great gray or because.
Speaker 4: I think they don't she look she has a touch
Speaker 4: of crazy you could just tell she does.
Speaker 2: Or do they think that everybody?
Speaker 1: Everybody obviously thought he was gonna say no, everyone including her. Funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So his sister's like, it's okay, it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: It's literally like he's going in to get like a
Speaker 1: chemotherapy treatment. Like it was like dark. So Amber arrives.
Speaker 1: I wish she would have brushed her hair out. It
Speaker 1: was like too ring, like the lower part was too ringlets,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: And they didn't have a chance to really fall very
Speaker 3: much to fall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she should have got worked it out with her
Speaker 1: fingers or something. Yeah. They joke at the altar if
Speaker 1: they say some nice words, you guys, if you're new here,
Speaker 1: we don't go through they say some nice words. We're
Speaker 1: not going through the whole thing. Yeah, and then she
Speaker 1: says I do, Like right away, when he said do
Speaker 1: you take the blabbaty blash, she goes, I do, And
Speaker 1: he says I want to follow my heart and say
Speaker 1: I do, and the preacher goes, so your answer is
Speaker 1: and he says, I do, and when I tell you
Speaker 1: it reminds the people in the reaction. First of all,
Speaker 1: it was a little bit of a delayed everybody's like what.
Speaker 4: What everyone's mouth was like, including the little girl.
Speaker 1: She It was the craziest thing. It reminded me of.
Speaker 2: The then I refer to this all the time. It's
Speaker 2: a Saturday Night Live skit where it's Oprah doing you
Speaker 2: get a car? You get a car, You get a car.
Speaker 1: And everybody in the audience is screaming as nice that
Speaker 1: their heads all start flying off.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was like someone hit a home run and it
Speaker 4: was like the total loser who no one thought had
Speaker 4: ever hit a home run just hit it. Everyone's like, oh, okay, it, yes,
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 3: It was. It was kind of weird.
Speaker 2: It was a great moment.
Speaker 3: Because everyone was shocked.
Speaker 1: People jumped to their feet and were cheering like they
Speaker 1: just could not believe.
Speaker 4: It, well because they couldn't stand to see Jordan up
Speaker 4: there crying if Amber would have said.
Speaker 1: No, but also the way he was like looking at
Speaker 1: her when he said it's an idea and she was
Speaker 1: like what And then the way he smiled at her
Speaker 1: was very cute and sweet and sweet. We love him. Okay.
Speaker 1: So afterwards she was like, well, I was not expecting
Speaker 1: this at all. So and he goes like, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's go have fun, and they like head off to
Speaker 1: the reception and Emma comes in and hugs her. She does.
Speaker 1: She seems to be very emotional, and I can't tell
Speaker 1: it's because like when you're a little kid like that
Speaker 1: and you this is a lot, have that big feeling
Speaker 1: like you don't know you cry or to laugh or
Speaker 1: to so she seems just like just overwhelmed.
Speaker 4: I guess, Yeah, she doesn't know this guy. Her mom's
Speaker 4: been gone for like fifty five days.
Speaker 3: I know she's at this wedding.
Speaker 4: All these people, camera's everywhere. This is a lot for
Speaker 4: what a seventy year old kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so wilming. Yeah, okay, let's go to Britain Davante,
Speaker 1: it's their wedding day.
Speaker 3: I just cannot.
Speaker 4: I you know, usually I hate a person and it
Speaker 4: just stops there, but I keep hating him more and more.
Speaker 3: I will never forgive.
Speaker 1: Him for the way he is talking behind her back
Speaker 1: is disgusting.
Speaker 4: He's a disgusting person. It's disgusting for so many reasons.
Speaker 1: And we have heard now that he is not. We
Speaker 1: knew he was engaged one time, but we've heard he
Speaker 1: has been engaged three or four times. And also that
Speaker 1: when he goes to the we heard that when he
Speaker 1: goes to the reunion, he is engaged to somebody else
Speaker 1: and that girl is pregnant.
Speaker 3: Like he's a professional fiance. Yeah, that is just what
Speaker 3: he likes to do.
Speaker 2: He just likes engaged.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just likes to get engaged. Which is weird
Speaker 3: because why would you want to buy that many rings?
Speaker 2: Good question? Maybe gets some bad and have repurposes them.
Speaker 3: Fam it's the same one. I just got to get
Speaker 3: it resized.
Speaker 1: Okay, now I need to get my little soundboard here,
Speaker 1: because we are going to mark every time she talks.
Speaker 2: About how sure she is that they will stay together.
Speaker 3: I you know, this is the prime example of delusion.
Speaker 4: Like she is so I actually wanted to It made
Speaker 4: me like her less the delusion.
Speaker 1: I couldn't understand it. I couldn't understand where it was
Speaker 1: coming from. And why does she have one friend that
Speaker 1: is like a girl. No, he does not like you.
Speaker 4: It is so clear that he doesn't. So, okay, here's
Speaker 4: my thing. We are watching this right and to us,
Speaker 4: it is so clear this man is not like her
Speaker 4: for numerous reason, primarily the color of her skin and
Speaker 4: the box that she has to check, which she's feeling
Speaker 4: got form, that's number one.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't like the I don't like the
Speaker 3: box that you checked.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 4: But he doesn't like her personality. I don't think he's
Speaker 4: attracted to her. I think he thinks she's poor. All
Speaker 4: the things he said, he I do. I think he
Speaker 4: thinks she's poor.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I thought about that part.
Speaker 4: There's nothing that this dude likes about. He couldnot wait
Speaker 4: to leave her house.
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's so bad. It is just like it's
Speaker 3: cringey to watch.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, which one of them is? I don't
Speaker 4: know which one I like the most, like dislike the most.
Speaker 1: It's definitely him.
Speaker 3: I don't like a desperate woman.
Speaker 1: I don't either, And I think when she watches it back,
Speaker 1: she's gonna be like, why did somebody just hit me
Speaker 1: with a hammer? Like what is wrong with me? You
Speaker 1: know she's back, I think she I think she's mortified.
Speaker 1: Now she should be yeah, and we don't know what
Speaker 1: he's telling her behind the scenes either.
Speaker 4: Well, we know what he's telling her in front of
Speaker 4: the scenes, and it screams and uses girl, I'll like you.
Speaker 3: What else can I do to get rid of you?
Speaker 4: I do not like you. I have thought of everything
Speaker 4: to do, is say, like he's only.
Speaker 3: Stopped short of saying, you're fucking ugly.
Speaker 1: She's so gorgeous and her skin is so beautiful and
Speaker 1: perfect and she is so pretty and okay, and her
Speaker 1: body's banging. Okay.
Speaker 2: So they're at her.
Speaker 1: Place and we're gonna keep count how many times she
Speaker 1: says they're sure they'll stay together and they.
Speaker 2: Will get married.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, so you're are you keeping count now?
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well you might need more to okay, all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So she tells him, you know, I'm I'm ready to
Speaker 1: get married. The nails and the lashes in the dress,
Speaker 1: and I want to be your wife, and I guess
Speaker 1: I'm shocked that we're not getting married because I love
Speaker 1: you and I see a life with you, and my
Speaker 1: parents were so excited for me. And the talking head,
Speaker 1: she says, today was supposed to be our wedding day
Speaker 1: and it's shocking, you know, my parents and now she
Speaker 1: mentioned to your parents twice, which is weird. She says,
Speaker 1: my parents know how much I want to be married,
Speaker 1: and gosh, we've got family in town for this, and
Speaker 1: I feel like everything I want is not happening right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he goes, yeah, you know, I just couldn't go
Speaker 1: to the altar with this doubt, you know, and I
Speaker 1: don't think I can love you the way you need
Speaker 1: to be loved, which is such a cop out, by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 3: But it is. But if a man said that to me,
Speaker 3: I'll be like, okay, we're done me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's started for Brittany. You got to say
Speaker 3: a lot more.
Speaker 2: To get rid of her and still didn't work.
Speaker 1: So she goes, well, I can really see my life
Speaker 1: with you, and he goes one.
Speaker 4: So that's the kind of one is that got one
Speaker 4: as her saying like I could see us being.
Speaker 3: Together and Nobo going to be together.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, and he goes, I just can't get
Speaker 1: married right now. So she says, you know, even though
Speaker 1: it's not right now, it doesn't mean it won't be eventually.
Speaker 3: I gotta cut that as two too, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: And he just kind of goes and she goes, I
Speaker 1: feel like we're still together. We're just taking a pause
Speaker 1: of when we get married.
Speaker 3: Three.
Speaker 1: She says, you know, I was even willing to kind
Speaker 1: of go against what I believe and sign the prenup.
Speaker 4: Girl, girl, you do not need to sign up prenup
Speaker 4: for a person who was broke.
Speaker 3: You do not.
Speaker 1: So he goes, right, yeah, okay, great, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I mean we are still together, we are still engaged.
Speaker 3: I'm gonta cut that as four. Yes.
Speaker 4: The one time she's saying all this, he's over there,
Speaker 4: think about burger and fries.
Speaker 1: He's not ignoring.
Speaker 3: He's like, what am I gonna eat for dinner? Like?
Speaker 3: Am I gonna stop on McDonald's or am I going
Speaker 3: to go to cava? What? What am I gonna eat tonight?
Speaker 2: It's like she's telling him this. They're not stressing it.
Speaker 1: She says, we are still together, we are still engaged.
Speaker 1: I do see one hundred percent that we're going to
Speaker 1: marry each other. Five In the talking head, she goes,
Speaker 1: our story's not over, whether it's marriage now or marriage later.
Speaker 1: We will be husband and wife one day. Six and
Speaker 1: then we'll have.
Speaker 3: Seven six even.
Speaker 1: So she says, okay, so we're not getting married today,
Speaker 1: but what does our future look.
Speaker 2: Like from here? And he goes, you know, I'm not
Speaker 2: a fortune teller.
Speaker 1: I don't know, He goes, because there are still doubts
Speaker 1: and I don't know what the future holds, and I
Speaker 1: don't know what the doubts mean. But I'm not dating
Speaker 1: just to date, like I'm dating to get married me. No,
Speaker 1: you say there to be a fiel, but I mean
Speaker 1: he's saying to her, we're not gonna just date either.
Speaker 2: We're gonna decide.
Speaker 1: And I just decided we're not getting married, so we're
Speaker 1: not gonna be dating, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then he goes, okay, so TikTok, I gotta go,
Speaker 1: And she goes, okay, so today's not our wedding day,
Speaker 1: but we can pick our own wedding day.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna count that at seven seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he goes, okay, so bye, I guess I'll
Speaker 1: be in touch. And she's like, what stop it if
Speaker 1: I can hear that? So he leaves.
Speaker 3: Talk I had was crazy. The fact that she left.
Speaker 3: There was no reason for him to leave, no reason
Speaker 3: for him to.
Speaker 4: Leave, and he had to go like, girl, you're never
Speaker 4: gonna see this man again, like you see.
Speaker 1: Them on the reunion stage. I hope you enjoyed that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like this is there is no reason for
Speaker 4: him to go.
Speaker 3: Like they could have sat there chilled. He could have said, well, let's.
Speaker 4: Go out to eat or right, any of these things.
Speaker 4: He's like, let me get my little bag already packed it.
Speaker 4: Everybody else is already in the car. I got to
Speaker 4: go bye.
Speaker 1: So in her talking head, she goes, I'm ninety nine
Speaker 1: percent sure I'm gonna marry DeVante, like we're supposed to
Speaker 1: be married a talking head. He goes, listen, she was ready,
Speaker 1: but I've always had doubts, and there were certain things
Speaker 1: that struck me, Like she pre bought the wedding dress,
Speaker 1: like she just wanted to get married and was it
Speaker 1: didn't matter if it was me. I didn't find that.
Speaker 1: I can understand why he would think it was a
Speaker 1: red flag. But as a woman, I'm like, you saw
Speaker 1: a wedding dress and it was a great deal and
Speaker 1: you bought it. I mean I think, you know, I
Speaker 1: think she shouldn't adult.
Speaker 4: Oh, that is most definitely one of those things that
Speaker 4: you can't keep close to the chest because.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit crazy.
Speaker 1: It's a little crazy. And she really told it. She
Speaker 1: said it on the first episode like she wanted everybody
Speaker 1: to know, like I am manifesting this.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing about it. And she went and picked
Speaker 4: out a wedding dress. I cannot explain to you how
Speaker 4: horrible it is to go wedding dress shopping.
Speaker 3: It is not fun.
Speaker 2: I didn't enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 4: She did it without a fiance, without a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: I had a full fiance, and I said, I fucking
Speaker 3: hate this shit. I'm not doing it. But she picked
Speaker 3: that is crazy, Mary Payne. That is desperation.
Speaker 1: Okay, ill people like this, Okay, well it Jinx is it?
Speaker 2: I can see why why he thought it was crazy.
Speaker 4: Me.
Speaker 2: I didn't think, yeah, that crazy.
Speaker 4: Well, Devonte, this is the only time ever in life
Speaker 4: that I will agree with you.
Speaker 1: And he says, uh, is she my forever person?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: You know, the more I'm clinged onto or the more
Speaker 1: I'm pressure to do something, the harder I push back.
Speaker 1: And she's sometimes like a shadowed to me, and I
Speaker 1: have to be like, just wait right here, I'll be
Speaker 1: right back.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go change my shirt.
Speaker 3: I can see that. I can totally see her being.
Speaker 1: Like that, and it's not something I don't want to
Speaker 1: keep dragging down the road if it's not going to
Speaker 1: work out. So he's never going to see her again.
Speaker 4: Oh no, he changed his number immediately, Like he didn't
Speaker 4: block her. He changed his phone number so she couldn't
Speaker 4: call from like someone else's phone.
Speaker 1: He's done, He is done, he goes, And two years ago,
Speaker 1: I would have been really nervous to have that kind
Speaker 1: of conversation. I just would have gotten married, swept it
Speaker 1: under the rug, and tried to figure out a way
Speaker 1: to get quickly divorced. But like I had doubt, So
Speaker 1: I guess he's trying to say he's grown as a
Speaker 1: person talking to Ed. She goes, You know, I have
Speaker 1: felt that maybe I'm naive and that my feelings were
Speaker 1: stronger than his, And I've been wondering, like is he
Speaker 1: just going through the motions, and like why haven't I
Speaker 1: met his mother in person?
Speaker 4: That was surprising to hear that, Well, his mom is
Speaker 4: probably black and shen't want anyone to meet her.
Speaker 1: Did he invite nobody in town for the wedding because
Speaker 1: he knew he was going to break up with her
Speaker 1: the day of yes, and she goes, and I wonder, like,
Speaker 1: does he feel the same way he did in the pods?
Speaker 1: Am I still that person he fell in love with?
Speaker 1: And what I'm most fearful about is I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to start over if we don't work out, and
Speaker 1: then I've got to be vulnerable with somebody else.
Speaker 2: It was really hard to do it.
Speaker 1: This time, but you know it paid off because now
Speaker 1: I have my person, the love of my life, my
Speaker 1: best friend. We just need to get back to all
Speaker 1: those feelings of why we fell in love with each other.
Speaker 1: And I do think he'll be my husband.
Speaker 3: Nine.
Speaker 1: We're not saying no to each other. We're just saying
Speaker 1: not right now.
Speaker 3: He is saying girl. He did not even show up
Speaker 3: to the reunion.
Speaker 1: It's I was interested when they showed us the clip
Speaker 1: of the reunion that we saw that Chris was there,
Speaker 1: because I was thinking, Chris is not going to show up.
Speaker 3: Chris would not miss the camera time at all.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 3: No, there's no way.
Speaker 1: One thing is very funny about the Chris thing that's
Speaker 1: come out is all of the CrossFit and plates people
Speaker 1: that have come out and been like we don't want him. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I did plots every day. I don't want that man.
Speaker 1: And the people CrossFit, like, keep CrossFit out your mouth.
Speaker 3: How does he even look like he does CrossFit?
Speaker 4: He doesn't look muscular or any I never. He doesn't
Speaker 4: look like someone who just worked. He looks like he
Speaker 4: does ice plunges every day, but he doesn't look like
Speaker 4: he works out every day.
Speaker 1: The amount of people that have put the funniest shit
Speaker 1: on like Instagram reels like recreating it and they paint
Speaker 1: their face all red because he's so like splotchy because.
Speaker 2: He's been on a bender.
Speaker 1: You know. When he told her, yes, okay, Ashley and
Speaker 1: Alex this, everything about this made me so fucking happy.
Speaker 3: I like it when a girl sends up for her.
Speaker 1: And again, is Ashley my favorite person in the world? No, no,
Speaker 1: but in this situation, Oh yeah, you're like Queen's queen.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, yes.
Speaker 1: So she is talking about how great everything is with
Speaker 1: Alex and he's really special and you know he's had
Speaker 1: a lot of hardships and that created him to be
Speaker 1: such a great man. And I said that, then five
Speaker 1: minutes later she had mis rates him. It's fine, So right,
Speaker 1: I do want to point out his hair. So hair
Speaker 1: Bunkie Lindsay wrote me and was like, how have you
Speaker 1: guys not talked about his comb forward?
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing in our defense, Okay, number one,
Speaker 3: we think he's so cute. Okay, yeah he is.
Speaker 4: Number two, we were just trying to keep up with
Speaker 4: all the lies and that's just not easy.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, okay.
Speaker 3: And we did see it, but it was not super noticeable.
Speaker 4: I just thought he had like BedHead, or like a
Speaker 4: bad haircut, or like chunk of hair just went rogue.
Speaker 3: I didn't get the full comb forward until it has
Speaker 3: been pointed out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he does.
Speaker 1: He starts from the middle and blush it. And he
Speaker 1: had one little piece of danger for something right on
Speaker 1: the front of his head the whole entire wedding. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I didn't notice that, you know, I have
Speaker 1: in mind, I have a million pictures of it, So
Speaker 1: let me show it to you.
Speaker 4: That's how you know you really don't want to marry
Speaker 4: person when you show up with dandrefin your hair at
Speaker 4: your own damn wedding.
Speaker 1: Can you see it?
Speaker 3: I didn't looking at How the hell did you even
Speaker 3: notice that?
Speaker 2: How could you not.
Speaker 1: I didn't the whole time.
Speaker 4: I didn't notice Emma's scars for like fifteen episodes.
Speaker 1: That's true, that you know. So he arrives, he talks
Speaker 1: a lot of bullshit to whoever's listening, and he says
Speaker 1: he's a talk top tier partner when it comes to
Speaker 1: choosing a wife.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: He talks to some of his buddies and they make
Speaker 1: so many soccer references that I just live.
Speaker 3: It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I just back I started to write and I backspaced
Speaker 1: over it. I was like, I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 4: And it's like it's his whole brand, is the soccer
Speaker 4: career that never was right.
Speaker 1: And he says, you know, I'm confident. That's his favorite
Speaker 1: fucking word, us dangerous. Well, I'm confident what I bring
Speaker 1: to the table, you know, I'm happy to show it.
Speaker 2: I have no fears. I have no fears.
Speaker 1: Shut up, just.
Speaker 3: Shut the table. As a backpack, this is who.
Speaker 1: Does somebody write and say he is hobosexual? He's he's
Speaker 1: a hobo. He's a homosexual.
Speaker 3: Okay, he got it, I mean he is.
Speaker 1: His mom arrives in a sparkly dress and she walks
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, hey, these people, they don't like
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 3: They're weird.
Speaker 2: They're weird, weird.
Speaker 1: And she goes, how are you doing? He goes confident,
Speaker 1: clear headed, sleeping well, confident, and she goes, great, what
Speaker 1: are you confident about? You fucking weirdo. And she goes,
Speaker 1: I'm just so proud of you. What are you proud
Speaker 1: of him for?
Speaker 3: He got home, he's found a home.
Speaker 1: And he gives us some more soccer analogies, you know,
Speaker 1: walking out to the field, game time, whatever, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: So she comes out of the thing and all her
Speaker 1: friends are like, Barbie, this.
Speaker 3: Barbie that it gets on my nerves.
Speaker 1: Her mom comes in. Her mom is wearing a blue suit.
Speaker 1: Did you think that was an interesting mother of the bride? Look?
Speaker 4: Well, she I think she kind of knew what was
Speaker 4: going down.
Speaker 1: She was like, I've got this cute blue suit in
Speaker 1: my closet. I'm not going to buy any dress for this.
Speaker 4: And you know what, I feel like, her dad is
Speaker 4: so extreme and over the top. He had to marry
Speaker 4: someone that's kind of basic. Her moss just kind of basic.
Speaker 3: You know, it was cute, it was.
Speaker 1: Cute, but it's just I've never seen a mother of
Speaker 1: the ride wear a suit. Now she was business casual.
Speaker 1: She was business casual. She said.
Speaker 2: Right after this, I got a meeting.
Speaker 3: I got a meeting. I got a meeting.
Speaker 1: Her dad, who we have found out through our source
Speaker 1: as a stoner, comes as like, hey girl, and he
Speaker 1: hugs her. And I don't like how her veil is.
Speaker 1: It's just sort of like floating in the back of
Speaker 1: her head.
Speaker 3: It was a weird placement. I will say that. I
Speaker 3: was kind of.
Speaker 1: Like, how did it stay in there? I don't know
Speaker 1: about it? Odd, very odd, I agree. So in the
Speaker 1: talking head she says, I'm fully expecting a note from Alex.
Speaker 1: And this is this is interesting too because we've never
Speaker 1: seen this before where they talk so much about it beforehand.
Speaker 1: They want you to believe they're all going to say yes,
Speaker 1: you know right, And she goes, I'm not everyone's cup
Speaker 1: of tea and I'm not for every boy, but who
Speaker 1: cares if they like me? It's more so do I
Speaker 1: want to be with them? And that's my biggest thing today.
Speaker 1: Someone out there is the love of my life. And
Speaker 1: if it's Alex, looks Alex. If we choose each other
Speaker 1: today he'll be my person that'll change my life forever.
Speaker 1: But I'm choosing someone today because of happiness. I'm confident
Speaker 1: and ready. And I wonder if she said confident as
Speaker 1: like a fucking to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the wedding starts. He plasters on the fakest smile
Speaker 1: we've ever seen when the doors open and he goes,
Speaker 1: it's like Chandler on Friends, when you've tried to smile
Speaker 1: for the picture and he's like, em.
Speaker 4: It is most definitely not the face that as a
Speaker 4: bride you want to see your groom have on his face.
Speaker 1: He didn't look like, oh God, there she is, or
Speaker 1: look on beautiful.
Speaker 3: Nothing because he doesn't like her.
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't. No, she looks great. She walks up,
Speaker 2: he goes, he looks beautiful, and she's like, it was.
Speaker 3: So fake, it was so forced.
Speaker 1: The preacher talks and Alex says something in his hair
Speaker 1: that I can't quit staring at. And he says some
Speaker 1: vows about how it's incredible that he's gotten to know her,
Speaker 1: he's enjoyed every second of this. Nobody says I love you,
Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah, this has been a crazy roller coaster.
Speaker 1: I fell in love with you and you became my
Speaker 1: best friend. And he goes, love that love that.
Speaker 3: So funny.
Speaker 1: The preacher says, blah blah blah. Now is the time
Speaker 1: to decide if love is blind? You, guys, I'm going
Speaker 1: to say preacher every time. I don't know if these
Speaker 1: people are preachers or just ordained to make I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say preachers.
Speaker 2: So just okay, don't dm me.
Speaker 1: Preacher says, blah blah blah. Now is the time to
Speaker 1: decide if love is blind? Will you get married or
Speaker 1: will you walk away forever? So, Alex, do you take
Speaker 1: Ashley to be your wife? Bah blah blah, I haven't
Speaker 1: to hold blah blah blah. And he starts to speak,
Speaker 1: and she goes, I know your answer and it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter to me. And he's like okay, and she says,
Speaker 1: I know you don't choose me, and I'm not choosing
Speaker 1: you either. When we were in the Pause, all of
Speaker 1: our stories and all of our future plans aligned perfectly. However,
Speaker 1: once we left the pods, there was no effort, there
Speaker 1: was no intimacy, there were no questions you had for me.
Speaker 1: I felt as soon as we moved into the.
Speaker 2: Apartment, we became roommates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and not even really good roommates. And he nods,
Speaker 1: and all the girls in the audience, I know are
Speaker 1: starting to go.
Speaker 2: Oh, like we chose the right wedding.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: All the girls in the audience are starting to smirk
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yep. And she continues. She says, something was always off.
Speaker 1: Your stories were so vivid and so detailed. You said
Speaker 1: a lot of words, but I found myself more confused
Speaker 1: at the end of the conversations. Yep, and he goes okay.
Speaker 1: She says, lying is a non negotiable for me, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure it is for you as well. You know,
Speaker 1: I lived my life with integrity. I expect my husband
Speaker 1: to do the same thing, and unfortunately, I feel like
Speaker 1: you missed that mark, and he says okay. She says,
Speaker 1: I used to ignore red flags and I accepted dishonesty
Speaker 1: and spent far too much time waiting for a man
Speaker 1: to love me that was not my person. I feel
Speaker 1: this process is really made us grow and I'm very
Speaker 1: proud of the woman I am today, and I hope
Speaker 1: you're proud of the man you are. And he goes
Speaker 1: absolutely confident.
Speaker 3: For if people say that, yeah.
Speaker 1: And she says, if I was seeing me here a
Speaker 1: year ago, I would have ignored all the red flags
Speaker 1: and all the lies. I probably would have thought I
Speaker 1: could change him, And I would have spent far too
Speaker 1: much time waiting for you to become the kind of
Speaker 1: man I deserve, because I know I deserve something extraordinary.
Speaker 2: I deserve so much better.
Speaker 1: And he is staring a hole through her like he
Speaker 1: wants to punch her in her stupid fucking nose.
Speaker 4: Well because he doesn't know where he's going to stay tonight.
Speaker 4: She's blown up all of his housing plans.
Speaker 1: I mean when I tell you, the man didn't blink yep.
Speaker 1: And in the audience, all the girls are like, uh huh,
Speaker 1: they're all haughty, like you go get the cup. And
Speaker 1: then she says, so, I'm so sorry, but it's a
Speaker 1: no for me today, and he goes okay, and he goes.
Speaker 1: I would like to say that I completely respect that
Speaker 1: from you, and uh, to an extent, I disagree about
Speaker 1: the integrity. I felt just that the questions about my
Speaker 1: past were more so to try and catch me in
Speaker 1: something other than to really understand me. I do live
Speaker 1: a very different lifestyle. I do my best to explain
Speaker 1: it as much as possible. I personally don't think I
Speaker 1: missed the mark on integrity, but I do understand the
Speaker 1: rest of your feelings. I respect that without a doubt,
Speaker 1: and uh, for my end, it's mutual. She goes, saying
Speaker 1: no to you today is a win. And when I
Speaker 1: tell you that's when the girls in the arm, It's.
Speaker 4: Like, okay, I will if you were dying. I wish
Speaker 4: she would have said, me, saying notes to you today
Speaker 4: is a goal like soccer, but.
Speaker 1: When is still yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: I think that would have really stuck.
Speaker 1: It to him well, because when he said for my
Speaker 1: end as mutual, she was like, if you motherfucker, I
Speaker 1: think you're getting the last word.
Speaker 2: You are not.
Speaker 1: Saying no to you today is a win. And she
Speaker 1: turns around and looks at her dad and goes, help me,
Speaker 1: help me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And she told it to her dad, not her mom,
Speaker 4: like she is the epitome of a daddy's girl.
Speaker 1: She just turned around and said it to anybody that
Speaker 1: could hop up first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get me, get me out of here. And her
Speaker 3: dad was like, I got your baby, I got you.
Speaker 2: He got you.
Speaker 1: So that what she walks off with her dad and
Speaker 1: the mom goes, she flat out called him a liar,
Speaker 1: and the friend goes, yeah, I know, and he is.
Speaker 1: So she goes and she hugs her parents and she
Speaker 1: hugs her friend, who goes, oh, you clocked that guy.
Speaker 4: She did?
Speaker 1: She did so uh. He goes and he like WAPs
Speaker 1: up his buddies and he hugs his mom. He goes,
Speaker 1: we're good, we're good, We're good, and mom goes, I
Speaker 1: am not happy with her calling you a liar because
Speaker 1: you're not. He goes, it's okay, it's fine. He says,
Speaker 1: everyone that everyone No, wait, he says, oh. He goes,
Speaker 1: I know that. Everyone here knows that. So exactly where
Speaker 1: I should be. I'm exactly where I should be. I'm
Speaker 1: standing where I should be, very confident, very confident. And
Speaker 1: his buddy goes, you're a great man and you'll be
Speaker 1: a great husband one day.
Speaker 2: He goes, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Confident.
Speaker 1: She's a great girl. No, ill will and they go
Speaker 1: do you want to go check on her? And this
Speaker 1: is his real personality right here. He goes, No, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? No, no, yep. The right thing to do,
Speaker 1: the right thing to do. It had been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me just get a man, let me just check.
Speaker 4: Out it, or say goodbye to her and maybe apologize,
Speaker 4: you know, just on good terms.
Speaker 2: He goes, no, what do you mean No, he walks off.
Speaker 1: So in talking to Eddy, he goes, I didn't think
Speaker 1: my uh integrity needed to be called into question, and
Speaker 1: that whole I'm going to go first. That was a
Speaker 1: power move and I okay, fine, do your thing. But
Speaker 1: that was a consistent theme throughout the process, like I
Speaker 1: was always asked, where were you at this time?
Speaker 2: What were you doing? When did this happen?
Speaker 1: I think she was looking for a potential way out
Speaker 1: and to find that out, you know, to find out
Speaker 1: she was just targeting my past. What the fuck are
Speaker 1: you talking about? She was not trying to find a
Speaker 1: way out. She was trying to get you to tell
Speaker 1: the truth.
Speaker 3: The truth. And he just here's the thing.
Speaker 4: Sometimes, no matter how bad the truth is, the person
Speaker 4: is like, well, at least that's the truth.
Speaker 3: I can't deal with that. Yes, I can't deal with
Speaker 3: the lie.
Speaker 4: And sometimes people could look past the truth like okay,
Speaker 4: he did this, he fucked up, he's admitting to it.
Speaker 3: I can work with this, But it's the constant lying.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's just too much, he said, you know, and
Speaker 1: she was really targeting my past. And if you're gonna
Speaker 1: heavily weigh on my past, I mean there's some things
Speaker 1: in hers as well.
Speaker 3: Well what are they?
Speaker 2: Because we are they let's hear it, let's hear it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want to know.
Speaker 1: We got time today, We got time. So then we
Speaker 1: see him with his boys doing shots. He's like, to
Speaker 1: my integrity and they all do shots. Okay, mmm, so
Speaker 1: I'm talking dad. She goes, I'm sure he's annoyed with
Speaker 1: me calling out his integrity because she.
Speaker 2: Knew that was the one thing that would get him.
Speaker 1: And she goes in front of it. She goes and
Speaker 1: in front of his friends and his mother. But I
Speaker 1: just don't care, she says, today it was all about me.
Speaker 1: So she's talking to these two girls and she go
Speaker 1: they go, wow, like he didn't have much to say.
Speaker 1: She goes, because he knows. I'm right, he's a loser.
Speaker 1: She said he didn't love me, he didn't even like me.
Speaker 1: All are true, Like this season, I cannot believe she
Speaker 1: said he's a loser, Like I was, like, we didn't
Speaker 1: have a trouble. He is a loser, but I mean,
Speaker 1: she her words were so strong. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I was so proud of her.
Speaker 3: It was good. She she clocked everything.
Speaker 4: And the thing about it is is that, I mean,
Speaker 4: he didn't give her. I this is the first season
Speaker 4: where I can say that people genuinely did not.
Speaker 3: Like each other. Usually it is we really.
Speaker 4: Like each other, we love each other in fact, but
Speaker 4: we're just not ready to be married, or we're just
Speaker 4: not a lot.
Speaker 2: It's just not gonna work.
Speaker 3: People just do not like each other.
Speaker 1: These do specifically. No.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's the same with Brittany and Davante. It's
Speaker 4: just it's so obvious that they.
Speaker 1: Just Brittany and DeVante. She is so hard trying to
Speaker 1: fit a square peg in a round hole. She's like,
Speaker 1: I did all this, I've got to get married like you.
Speaker 1: It's okay, you know, like you still have time, yeah,
Speaker 1: to find someone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 1: In the talking head actually says she goes for him
Speaker 1: to sit there and lie all the time. I just
Speaker 1: don't think he was here for the right reasons. I
Speaker 1: think he wanted something else out of this other than
Speaker 1: a wife, well, hotel room, a place to stay and
Speaker 1: also listen to his podcast. I don't know because he
Speaker 1: didn't call looking good.
Speaker 3: No, he did not.
Speaker 1: So it's Christine and Vick's wedding day, Mary.
Speaker 3: Pay I swear to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 4: So you know how they have like the monogram with
Speaker 4: like their initials and stuff.
Speaker 3: I cannot remember her name. I was like, c It's like,
Speaker 3: what is her name? I cannot I have been calling
Speaker 3: her ears.
Speaker 1: For like so long, Catherine, I really was. I was like,
Speaker 1: her name starts with a C, Cassandra.
Speaker 3: Someone has itself. I was like, oh, yeah, that is
Speaker 3: I totally forgot her name. I mean, someone could have
Speaker 3: offered me a million dollars.
Speaker 1: Well, the first time I watched it, because I was
Speaker 1: just sort of watching it to watch it, wasn't to
Speaker 1: take notes. I didn't understand some of this. So I
Speaker 1: did take some not here. I really When I first
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I can just close my laptop because
Speaker 1: there's gonna be no notes here. But I did take
Speaker 1: some notes. Okay, okay. She says she's crazy in love
Speaker 1: with him. She's going to be meeting his mother for
Speaker 1: the first time. It seems like his mom and sister
Speaker 1: must live in New York somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His
Speaker 1: sister Chandelle arrives with the mom whose name is vict
Speaker 1: Victoria because his name.
Speaker 3: Is Victor and that's her only baby boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Shandell, the sister is going to actually be
Speaker 1: marrying them. Mom has an accent like an island.
Speaker 3: Actual Jamaican or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was I was like, is it Jamaican, trying to
Speaker 1: figure it out. It was something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she couldn't be cut mm hm.
Speaker 4: With a cute little fascinator, a little headband fascinator.
Speaker 1: Cute. Okay. So Christine gives the mom a letter and says,
Speaker 1: these are all the things I wanted to say to you,
Speaker 1: but like.
Speaker 2: I put it in a letter because I don't want
Speaker 2: to cry. Whatever.
Speaker 1: And Chandelle says, my brother is such an introvert, Like
Speaker 1: I not believe he did this, Like did the show
Speaker 1: any of it? She goes, I couldn't believe it. Christine goes,
Speaker 1: that's so crazy. I'm really introverted too. He says, I'm
Speaker 1: more extrovert of it. I'm really introverted. And her friends
Speaker 1: were like, we could not believe she did this.
Speaker 3: She did it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know that was interesting. They had that
Speaker 1: in common and Christine's ninety five year old mother arrives,
Speaker 1: and what.
Speaker 3: They were wrong for making that old lady walk up
Speaker 3: those stars.
Speaker 1: I was like, why is the elevator seventy five years old?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: No, she's got seventy five. She's ninety five.
Speaker 2: I mean, bless her. So anyway, Christine's hair, I love
Speaker 2: the way they did it.
Speaker 3: I loved you.
Speaker 1: I agree. I didn't like the veil at the base
Speaker 1: of the neck. I didn't like that.
Speaker 4: Well, I liked her hair. Her hair was everything. I'm like,
Speaker 4: her hair was really good. It looks really good. She
Speaker 4: doesn't have a problem with her years. She shows them.
Speaker 2: She's loud and proud with three years.
Speaker 3: Well, she didn't have a choice.
Speaker 1: Well, she could have worn her hair down.
Speaker 3: You can't still see them. They would have peeked through
Speaker 3: at some point.
Speaker 4: Okay, they would have had to say hi everyone.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: So uh Over there with Vic, he's talking about how
Speaker 1: much they love each other. They both have imperfections, but
Speaker 1: they love their imperfections. And she has given him a
Speaker 1: gift and he opens up the box and sort of
Speaker 1: looks and it puts it down and says, I can't
Speaker 1: say it's in there.
Speaker 2: That's just like for married people.
Speaker 1: What is in that box?
Speaker 3: A book? Plug?
Speaker 2: Is it lube? Is it a vibrator?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What is in it them?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: This was the most interesting thing about them period? Right,
Speaker 3: there was what's in the box?
Speaker 1: I when I watched it the first time, I didn't
Speaker 1: because I wasn't always looking.
Speaker 2: I was like walking around, let's do it. So I
Speaker 2: didn't see that part.
Speaker 1: So at the end where they were talking about the box,
Speaker 1: I was like, are they talking.
Speaker 2: About her box?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What box are they talking about?
Speaker 3: We need to know about the box.
Speaker 1: We've got to know, We've got to find out. Yes,
Speaker 1: So but I'd bolded it what was in the box?
Speaker 1: So his buddies, right, his buddies are fun. They're fun.
Speaker 1: They can tell they're all really good friends. They teach
Speaker 1: the one buddy how to do the electric slide. That
Speaker 1: was fun.
Speaker 2: He talks to his mom. She comes in. It's very cute.
Speaker 1: The mom is cute, and he says, you know, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, he gave his mom such a hard time
Speaker 1: growing up, and she goes, oh my gosh, that first
Speaker 1: semester you came back from college, you followed me around
Speaker 1: the house telling me how sorry you were for all
Speaker 1: the bad things, and she's so glad. She said, you
Speaker 1: were so glad I didn't give up on you, and
Speaker 1: I said, oh no, we don't give up on our children.
Speaker 1: I was just like I love Yeah, he says he
Speaker 1: you know, basically he found God and learned how to
Speaker 1: do right.
Speaker 4: I like.
Speaker 1: She goes, well, it's not about religion. You just like
Speaker 1: do writer or you don't. Yeah. Mom is really happy
Speaker 1: for him, and he says he has no cold feet,
Speaker 1: like he knows. It's a yes, and so so do
Speaker 1: we and uh, okay, I hate how her veils at
Speaker 1: the bottom of her hair. That's the note here, but
Speaker 1: her hair is incredible. Her uncle Don walks her down
Speaker 1: the aisle. He looks like a stone or two like him.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's probably why I like them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably about him that I like. They both say
Speaker 2: I do. They're happy.
Speaker 1: I love them. Nothing more to say here than they're brave.
Speaker 1: Now we get sad scenes that the losers who didn't
Speaker 1: get married. So Mike says he does want to be
Speaker 1: with Emma, but it's scary to think she might never
Speaker 1: want the responsibility of kids. And Emma says she does
Speaker 1: think love is blind, but there are some big things
Speaker 1: you can't be blind on, especially children. And then she said,
Speaker 1: at least Mike, Yeah, Alex tells us he has no regrets,
Speaker 1: no regrets. He's confident, no regrets, and of course he's
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of myself as a person.
Speaker 2: Of course you yeah, yes, oh, to have.
Speaker 1: A confident, the confidence of this mediocre white man. Yes, indeed,
Speaker 1: what he learned.
Speaker 2: And now he talks in a complete circle. And the
Speaker 2: first time I.
Speaker 3: Saw it, that's all he does.
Speaker 1: I was like, did he just contradict himself here? And
Speaker 1: then the second time I wrote down exactly what he said.
Speaker 1: He says, what I've learned, uh, is the emotional connection
Speaker 1: needs to be prioritized over the physical. But the physical
Speaker 1: is still really important to me. Like, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: it has to be important to everybody else, but for me,
Speaker 1: I need a physical match that makes me very very happy.
Speaker 1: So you just said you have to prioritize the emotional
Speaker 1: over the physical, But then you said for me, and
Speaker 1: that has to be the priority.
Speaker 3: It's a typical Alex. That's all he does is talk
Speaker 3: in circles.
Speaker 1: He says, moving forward, I'm just saying moving forward, I'm
Speaker 1: just staying open to everything that comes, and hopefully that
Speaker 1: is going to be a place to live and a job.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, most definitely, I mean he most.
Speaker 4: If nothing else, I want to hear the reunion that
Speaker 4: he is employed and at least has an RV.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's employed because he has proven that he can
Speaker 1: work anywhere at any time.
Speaker 3: I just don't think he likes to work very much,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: And we totally skipped over at the bachelor party where
Speaker 1: he said his goal in ten years is to have
Speaker 1: a place in Florida, a place in New Zealand, and
Speaker 1: a safe house in Dubai.
Speaker 3: Why do you need a safe house?
Speaker 1: What do you mean a safe house from?
Speaker 2: What are you?
Speaker 3: Who are you running from?
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 2: Why would you say that.
Speaker 4: He's probably running from the irs. See how he pay
Speaker 4: his fucking texes?
Speaker 2: Weird? Okay, So.
Speaker 1: The tuckehead Ashley says, a year ago, I would have
Speaker 1: said yes and been miserable. But this process has taught
Speaker 1: me what I deserve. I don't want mediocre love and
Speaker 1: he falls very short of what I deserve in this life.
Speaker 4: And again, like you said, Ashley was not my favorite person,
Speaker 4: but she's absolutely right yeah on everything and I'm very
Speaker 4: super glad that she sit up for herself, because sometimes
Speaker 4: we would do just settle for list just so we're married.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Well, even Davante was like, I just would have few
Speaker 1: years ago, I would have been the person been like,
Speaker 1: let's just wet you figure out to get divorced, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We go to the receptions. Looks like Ambray and Jordan
Speaker 1: get really drunk. We see our friend there, who gets
Speaker 1: who's near the person that catches the bouquet? Chris, Christine
Speaker 1: and Vick.
Speaker 2: They kiss a lot.
Speaker 1: They're very happy. We kind of get to see the
Speaker 1: electric slide and the producer says, hey, in t minus
Speaker 1: two hours, you get to use that box. And they
Speaker 1: laugh and she goes, well, my sister and her kids
Speaker 1: are staying in the same hotel as we.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, they're not staying in the same room.
Speaker 1: And he goes, ooh, did I say too much?
Speaker 2: And then they laugh.
Speaker 3: It's a bufflog.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's not about blood Keisha, but is it.
Speaker 3: It's a cockering?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Something a sexual?
Speaker 1: Something sexual that she gave him as a gift, and
Speaker 1: what was it where she's like, had they never had sex?
Speaker 1: Because we never found out if they hadn't had sex?
Speaker 3: It is, but still, what's in the box? Right they've
Speaker 3: never had sex? What would you put in.
Speaker 2: The box a condom?
Speaker 3: Like I'm not using a condum on my wedding night.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I don't I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Does she have a Veria tracker like Ashley? Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Maybe we'll
Speaker 1: find out at the reunion.
Speaker 3: I hope we do.
Speaker 1: I hope we do.
Speaker 3: We need to know.
Speaker 1: Ah, we need to know. Okay, you guys, that's it
Speaker 1: at Kisha. We did it in under an hour. We did,
Speaker 1: We did, And I gotta say great season of Love
Speaker 1: is blind.
Speaker 4: You know, I was very nervous in the beginning because
Speaker 4: it just did start off right.
Speaker 3: It just was like this was this northfest. But man,
Speaker 3: oh man, this is one of the better seasons. Really is.
Speaker 1: When you guys get this episode on Wednesday, I will
Speaker 1: be in Miami getting on a boat for producer in
Speaker 1: gresh fiftieth Birthday extravaganza. Thank god I didn't have to
Speaker 1: do this from a cruise ship.
Speaker 3: Because you were very nervous that you were.
Speaker 1: Going to have to thank you Netflix. And the reunion
Speaker 1: is Wednesday, March eleventh. I remembered it.
Speaker 2: It's at I put it on my calendar.
Speaker 1: I knew it was March eleventh because that is my
Speaker 1: Daughta's birthday. So and it is at I put it
Speaker 1: on my calendar. It is at nine pm Eastern Time
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, March eleventh. So you will have your recap
Speaker 1: episode sometime on the twelfth, because we'll have to watch it.
Speaker 1: So your your recap episode of the reunion will come
Speaker 1: out sometime on Thursday, March twelfth.
Speaker 2: That's all I can promise you.
Speaker 1: I don't know what time. Kisha and I will work
Speaker 1: out our recording schedule, Yes, we will, and then we'll
Speaker 1: have a Love Is Blind break until maybe August when
Speaker 1: we get August.
Speaker 5: Yes, but you never know with them, they could be
Speaker 5: like yeah, they could just totally be like rolling right
Speaker 5: into another one and then everybody collectively hears me cry
Speaker 5: from across the country.
Speaker 4: Look every time, like and it's usually I see something
Speaker 4: and I take a screenshot and a senator You're like,
Speaker 4: are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And the only reason I know that the UK
Speaker 1: one is in August. Is because I get this Netflix
Speaker 1: UK like a newsletter that tells you what's coming, and
Speaker 1: it doesn't appear on the website or anything.
Speaker 2: It just appears in this newsletter.
Speaker 1: But believe me when I tell you, when I get
Speaker 1: the US one, I'm like scan scan scan, scan scans,
Speaker 1: scan scans, scan scants to see if they're going to
Speaker 1: be like and Love is Blind Us also in August.
Speaker 1: Shoot me, just never know what those people never know. Keisha,
Speaker 1: this is it. We're gonna have to come up with
Speaker 1: a new wedding song for wherever the next one is,
Speaker 1: which I think what did we hear? We heard it
Speaker 1: was Boston. Yeah, we thought this one was Boston, Boston,
Speaker 1: but not so.
Speaker 3: Maybe the next one is Boston.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and I heard there's a new Orleans one too. No,
Speaker 2: that's what I've heard.
Speaker 1: Cajun love.
Speaker 3: That's gotta be good. Oh, that's exciting. That's very exciting.
Speaker 4: Yes, nothing like cages and creoles.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll see you next.
Speaker 2: Week for the reunion. Okay, thy Hi, I'm going to
Speaker 2: miss the song fin.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can still play this song.
Speaker 2: I never get wrong. I can't wait till I have
Speaker 2: to wear this veil
Speaker 4: Is most time