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<v Speaker 1>I've been having a sneezing attack, so I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>how far I'll get into this podcast. Here's a little

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<v Speaker 1>fun fact for you. We did the podcast for about

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<v Speaker 1>ten twelve minutes and then the computer screen said error error,

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<v Speaker 1>and everything froze up. Classic, so it hadn't happened in

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<v Speaker 1>a while. Yeah, I deleted huh we were we were due? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I went back and I deleted a bunch of files.

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<v Speaker 1>So it should work now. As we say KDWB, the

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<v Speaker 1>best music and the worst equipment. People do come in

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<v Speaker 1>here sometimes and they look at our board and they

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<v Speaker 1>go who because it's kind of like an old Honda Civic.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean, Yeah, like a nineteen ninety

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<v Speaker 2>two in ninety.

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<v Speaker 1>Two Honda Civic. If you look at it and go,

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<v Speaker 1>huh is it still run?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It runs fine, gets good mileage. It smokes a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit when you start it. But I mean other than that,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, it works okay, And.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't you always tell those people, wow, our equipment

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<v Speaker 3>works great, works great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah you say yeah. Yeah. So anyway, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>start over again and read the same emails that we

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<v Speaker 1>read earlier. Amazing, but they are really good, So Alexa

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<v Speaker 1>writes in she says, Oh my god, Hi guys, my

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<v Speaker 1>name is Lexi. I'm twenty six years old them and

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<v Speaker 1>listening to you guys since the beginning of my time, Dave.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember when I first got on the Internet, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the first things I did was Google a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of you, and to my surprise, you were not the overweight,

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<v Speaker 1>white haired man I pictured for many years that I

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<v Speaker 1>had in my head. That's a great thing. I'm also

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<v Speaker 1>sad to hear about your sweet girl, Josie. My heart

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<v Speaker 1>aches for you often. My two year old black lab

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<v Speaker 1>Porter is the love of my life and I can

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<v Speaker 1>not imagine a waking moment without her by my side.

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<v Speaker 1>So much love to you. Porter. What a great name

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<v Speaker 1>for a girl dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a good beard name.

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<v Speaker 1>And she sends a picture of Porters a black labb.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've been paying attention, I didn't mentioned.

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<v Speaker 2>Black lab black flab.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's a picture of Porter. He's wet because I

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<v Speaker 1>thinks wet. She's wet, and because I think she works

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<v Speaker 1>at a hatchery, because hatchery works at a hatch or no,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you goddamn it, no, I'm confused. Lexi works at

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<v Speaker 1>a hatch. Reporter must hang out with her there because

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<v Speaker 1>there's porter wet faced on a boat. So let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the hatchery. Let's get down to this one, she says, Bailey,

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<v Speaker 1>sweet pea, you hold a special place in my heart.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you why. Last year I was working for

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<v Speaker 1>the Idaho Fishing Game add a fish hatchery and would

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<v Speaker 1>listen to you guys on iHeart. That was around the

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<v Speaker 1>time you started filling in on the show. And man,

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<v Speaker 1>there was something about you on the show that really

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<v Speaker 1>filled my heart with joy and made me feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I had friends from home while I was sweeping fish

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<v Speaker 1>poop out of the raceways in the middle of nowhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Idaho raceways must be an industry term where the fish swim.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yeah, you added such a great voyage

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<v Speaker 1>to the show and I can't imagine you without you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think people are coming around, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when people start on the show, they go I hate Fallon,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate Lena, I hate Corey. They hated me when

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<v Speaker 1>I first got here. Yeah, do you feel like people

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<v Speaker 1>are come like getting accustomed or what's the word with

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<v Speaker 1>you used to me?

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to use to me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a simple word.

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<v Speaker 2>Becoming fond. Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>I So last week we posted the thing on our

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<v Speaker 3>social media about like where would you want to sit

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<v Speaker 3>on the plane, and like who would you want to

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<v Speaker 3>sit by of the four of us? And I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like that this is stupid, that that like airplane post

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<v Speaker 3>really made me feel better about people liking me, because

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<v Speaker 3>I I did get a ton of hate, like right

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<v Speaker 3>at the beginning, for quite a few months, and now

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<v Speaker 3>I've been here like nine months, and people were like, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to sit by Bailey because she has the

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<v Speaker 3>best stories, or I want to sit by Bailly and

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<v Speaker 3>Dave because they're so funny. I want to sit by

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<v Speaker 3>Bailly and Jenny because girl time or whatever. And it

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<v Speaker 3>was really nice to see how many people wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>sit by me on a plane.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that's true. I think that whenever there's change,

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<v Speaker 1>people will be pissed. And I'm going to be really

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<v Speaker 1>flat out honest with you. But when Jenny called in

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<v Speaker 1>sick today, my first thought was, oh, God, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>she's feeling okay. I wonder if it's her anxiety firing

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<v Speaker 1>up or whether she's got you know, something flu or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But then, because this is the way I think. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>what if Jenny has a job interview for another radio

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<v Speaker 1>station and she's taken the day off. Now, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>likely because I think Jenny might be a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>upfront with me about that. But then I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>So then my head starts going around like, Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>what if Jenny left the show the same thing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>such a pattern that's so predictable, and I'm not blaming anybody,

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<v Speaker 1>but the pattern is always, Oh well that sucks, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never listen to the show again. Yeah, Oh, it's never

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<v Speaker 1>going to be the same again. Oh well, Jenny made

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<v Speaker 1>the show. It's never going to be the same again.

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<v Speaker 1>When Drake left, No diss on Drake. I really don't

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<v Speaker 1>think Drake made the show, and he was a good contributor,

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<v Speaker 1>but I would It would be stressed for me to

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<v Speaker 1>say Drake made the show, but there were people who

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<v Speaker 1>say Drake made the show. I'm not going to listen

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<v Speaker 1>anymore Steve. When Steve left, he was here for sixteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jenny, you better not have a fucking job interview

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<v Speaker 1>today and leave the show because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>deal with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, Well, there's only one constant in life. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's change.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna say, Dave, Dave, Yeah for now, wait for now?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway? Ps at the hatchery, I did not watch fish

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<v Speaker 1>pro create all day. Sorry to ruin that dream of

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<v Speaker 1>year's Dave, because I said, one day I want to

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<v Speaker 1>retire work at a fish hatchery. You said why, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>someone wants the fish getting on. That'd be kind of hot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of making me horny just think about it now.

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<v Speaker 2>See.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it would be fun to go to a

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<v Speaker 3>fish hatchery in general, because I've never been to one.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea what they do there. It would

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<v Speaker 3>be an entirely brand new learning experience.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually have, now that you bring it up. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to one in Great Falls, Montana, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know with the technological differences now is a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 1>They're big pools. They look like a big round pool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they have a whirlpool current, so the fish always feel

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<v Speaker 1>like they have something to swim against.

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<v Speaker 2>What are they four?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh for like for either putting in streams and rivers

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<v Speaker 1>and lakes and things like that. So they're a hatchery nut.

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<v Speaker 1>So you can, you know, put it in the freezer

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<v Speaker 1>down at cub but so they can stalk lakes and

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, I had no.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like, so it would be kind of the

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<v Speaker 3>same thing if we were like, hey, we're getting low

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<v Speaker 3>on birds, so we would have a bird hattery and

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<v Speaker 3>then just let them loose.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I mean, there's never that. There's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be commercial hatcheries too, now that I think about it, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, you'll say like wild caught salmon, and

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<v Speaker 1>like Jenny was harping the other day like not I

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<v Speaker 1>only eat wild caught salmon and cage free eggs. I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're still killing the salmon and killing the eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>So but I think that there are fish hatchery salmon

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<v Speaker 1>and fish hatchery trout.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I don't know. Maybe maybe Lexi.

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<v Speaker 2>Can write to us, Yeah, LEXI tell us what a

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<v Speaker 2>hot tree is for.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I think it's for stalking, especially when you

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<v Speaker 1>work at the game department. She works at Fish and Game,

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<v Speaker 1>So interesting, she said, Although part of my job was

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<v Speaker 1>to spawn fish, which required retrieving milt, which is sperm

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<v Speaker 1>from the males and eggs, can you imagine how what

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<v Speaker 1>a difficult job that would be to jack off a fish.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you got to find a little fish dick

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<v Speaker 1>and jack him off.

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<v Speaker 3>You show them a little picture of like big old boobies,

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<v Speaker 3>fish boobies.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, hey, check this out, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>You give a little jerk off and then he comes

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<v Speaker 1>into like a little petry dish or something. Well, then

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<v Speaker 1>you move on to the next one.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm sorry you have to go through that anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you get this fish sperm, but whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said, then you got to get eggs from

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<v Speaker 1>the female broodstock. Anyway. I could talk all day about

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<v Speaker 1>anything with you guys, but I'll leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you and I hope you have the best

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<v Speaker 1>day ever. Love Lex and Lex. She sends in pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of herself and she is probably she looks like a model.

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<v Speaker 1>She's probably twenty eight ish years old. I'm not good

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<v Speaker 1>at this.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you say she was twenty six in her email?

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<v Speaker 1>Did she say?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Uh? So?

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<v Speaker 2>Sheld wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I also said she looks like a model, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I was off by two years. And in

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<v Speaker 1>this one she's holding what looks like a sawkey salmon.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I made that up.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the fish is that she's holding.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's holding a large live fish.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, my cousin Myron holds the world record for

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<v Speaker 1>sawguy caught through the ice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I remember you telling me that and I had

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<v Speaker 3>to google saguy. I think it was on a Minnesota

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<v Speaker 3>goodbye like a year ago, and we talked about it

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<v Speaker 3>for like an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, yeah, it doesn't come up very often, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's just such a family fun fact. My cousin, Myron Kibbler.

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<v Speaker 1>Look it up. He holds the world record for saguy,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a cross between a saga and a walleye,

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<v Speaker 1>and he caught it through the ice twenty thirty years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>You should be in the museum, the Freshwater Fish Museum

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<v Speaker 3>that's in Wisconsin. If he's not already, it might be because

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<v Speaker 3>I went to that this fall. Honestly, super fascinating. I

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<v Speaker 3>was surprised there fish everywhere. It was so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised that you went there. I mean, was this

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<v Speaker 1>Dungeons and dragon shop nosed or what trip was like?

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<v Speaker 3>If you want to go to something that's kind of

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<v Speaker 3>like dorky and fun, like, go to this fish museum.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was so funny. They had like a giant

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<v Speaker 1>When did you go there, October? I remember seeing a

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<v Speaker 3>So cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one, Kelly writes in Hello there, morning crew. I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder if there's anybody else there like me that's making

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<v Speaker 1>little mental notes or sticky notes in your head about

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<v Speaker 1>what they can write in about when they finally have

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<v Speaker 1>a minute to write into the Minnesota Goodbye. With that

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<v Speaker 1>being said, I have finally found that minute I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to write. In response to jan Nita's rant about a

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<v Speaker 1>people that take forever to back out of a parking spot, Well, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>wan Nita, but I'm gonna have to admit that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>one of those people that's gonna pish you the hell off.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a mom of a one and a half year

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<v Speaker 1>extra time I get to spend in my parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>in my car doing absolutely nothing is the only time

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<v Speaker 1>I get, only me time I get. So yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>might be scrolling on my phone checking my grocery list

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<v Speaker 1>to see where my next stop should be, answering texts

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<v Speaker 1>or calls because I'm not messing around on my phone

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<v Speaker 1>while I'm actively out running errands. And I got my

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<v Speaker 1>worry about them, so I get a few minutes. So yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take time. And if I see somebody hind

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<v Speaker 1>me with their blinker on trying to rush me out

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<v Speaker 1>of me time, you sure as hell better believe I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna sit there even longer, because why should you be

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to rush me out? But I can't slow you down.

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<v Speaker 1>The day before, when Nita sent in a rant, I

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<v Speaker 1>had the exact opposite rant in my car while another

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<v Speaker 1>vehicle just circled the spot while I was in like

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<v Speaker 1>a vulture, even though there were other levels on the

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<v Speaker 1>ramp that they could go up. Let's hope want Ee

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't end up in the same parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Ha ha. On another note, regarding parents sitting in the

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<v Speaker 1>first class section of the airplane with their baby, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's perfectly okay. The parents don't know. The parent

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<v Speaker 1>the seats to have a bit more room, specifically to

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<v Speaker 1>with it. I've never traveled with my kiddos, but I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely get first class if I could afford it. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>first class isn't much of a thing anymore. Business class

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<v Speaker 1>is the place to be nowadays.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the difference?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here she explains it. My husband and I got

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<v Speaker 1>business class for our honeymoon, and you get your own

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<v Speaker 1>little pod area that you can lay all the way

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<v Speaker 1>back and relax. Would I bring my baby in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Just bb Anyway, I don't want to empty my entire

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<v Speaker 1>sticky note list in just one email. So I suppose

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<v Speaker 1>this is where I will leave you today. By from Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that's what business class was Carson when

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<v Speaker 1>he was on the lou tour that they flew kind

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<v Speaker 1>of all over the world in business class, and Carson

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<v Speaker 1>would send a picture of himself, you know, at twenty two,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty three years old, laying back on like a like

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<v Speaker 1>a couch with a TV and a refrigerator, at a

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<v Speaker 1>golf simulator and a you know, I mean, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like it was like, Wow, that's kind of cool. That

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<v Speaker 1>apparently is business classness class.

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<v Speaker 3>It's interesting that that's kind of fancier than first class.

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<v Speaker 3>Just you wouldn't think business versus first.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have thought so either, because first is first.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I want to sit in business class.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I really like first class. We've sat there a

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<v Speaker 1>few times. There have been a couple of times where

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<v Speaker 1>we said let's just spring for it. Yeah, and other times,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, we fly enough, that were like diamond

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<v Speaker 1>something or other. I don't understand all that, but it's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you can upgrade to first class. Here's the experience in

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<v Speaker 1>first class. You get to get on first Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>While you're sitting there, you're in a more comfortable chair.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of three across, it's two across.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>You get a bigger arm rest, so you both have

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<v Speaker 1>an arm rest. There's a cup holder built into the seat.

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<v Speaker 1>You get a little bit more leg room. They bring

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<v Speaker 1>you coke zero or cocktails or wine while you're waiting,

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<v Speaker 1>and then while the plane's in flight, you get your

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really cocktails for free?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, man, I would get shit faced on that plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I mean it probably would maybe one day

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<v Speaker 1>you should maybe, And I think that's kind of about

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<v Speaker 1>it's just more spacious.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And they usually only let first class people use the

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<v Speaker 1>lavatory up front.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, because they got the little curtain and.

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<v Speaker 1>They get the curve. Yeah. So if you can spring

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<v Speaker 1>for it, if your honeymoon or an anniversary and you

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<v Speaker 1>can afford it, I'd say spring for it, just to

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<v Speaker 1>kind of experience it. We don't fly first class that often,

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<v Speaker 1>trust me, because I don't mind sitting back in coach. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't. I mean it's it's much.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>A small amount of time in my life. Like even

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<v Speaker 3>when I flew to London, I rode coach because I'm poor.

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<v Speaker 3>But it only bothered me on the way back because

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<v Speaker 3>we had a bank of four seats in the middle

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<v Speaker 3>took up the three seats.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's sitting next to you, so it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Four seats and it was me this woman. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 3>I was on the aisle. This woman was sitting next

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<v Speaker 3>to me, and then the two seats next to her

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<v Speaker 3>were open, and so I assumed she would move down

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<v Speaker 3>to the other side.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the air and she didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>No. She what she did was she put down. She

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<v Speaker 3>put up all of the armrests so that she could

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<v Speaker 3>lay down on all three seats. But I couldn't call

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<v Speaker 3>her out for it because she didn't speak English and

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<v Speaker 3>she seemed like a nice lady, so I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>That's interesting. Was it that rude? Or was that okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that?

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<v Speaker 3>It was so weird too, as when she laid down,

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's really interesting to me, so weird. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to think whether that's rude. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, were open next to me, I probably

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't have laid down, but you.

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<v Speaker 1>Would have moved over. I would have moved on, would

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<v Speaker 1>have moved over. And I think maybe the right answer

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<v Speaker 1>would be sitting the opposite aisle seat, yes, and then

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<v Speaker 1>lean over. Now you're in two seats, in two seats.

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<v Speaker 2>So I can have two seats. But she didn't. She

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny how, just like how people, some people just

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel that way, and it was only.

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<v Speaker 2>When she was napping. When she wasn't she was sitting

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Move.

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<v Speaker 1>We flew all the way to Japan six years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>back in coach and we were fine. And that's like

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<v Speaker 1>a fourteen hour flight something like that. And it's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those flights where you get on it and you're

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<v Speaker 1>in for the long haul. Yeah, and you pull out

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<v Speaker 1>your switch, and you pull out your puzzle book, and

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<v Speaker 1>you pull out your magazine, and you pull out three movies.

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<v Speaker 2>On the way to London. Yeah, there on the way back,

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<v Speaker 2>three movies.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's a Does it ever frighten you? And this

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<v Speaker 1>is the thing that frightens me about overseas flight. The

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<v Speaker 1>engines go out, you got nowhere to land? Yeah? Does

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<v Speaker 1>that ever occur to you? I mean dozens or hundreds

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<v Speaker 1>or thousands of flights happened between here and Australia and

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<v Speaker 1>Japan and Hawaii and London and France every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You never hear about a plane, like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>running out of gas or having an engine go out

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<v Speaker 1>over the middle of the Atlantic. Yeah, but that is

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<v Speaker 1>one thing that when I do fly that way, it

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<v Speaker 3>I always think, you know, if the plane goes down,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd rather it hit the ocean than hit a building

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<v Speaker 3>or something, because I feel like if it hit the

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<v Speaker 3>ground or hit a building, I would die instantly.

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<v Speaker 2>If it hit the ocean, I could float.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe, and hopefully someone would find out that we were

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me give you a little dose of reality.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The ocean as you're thinking of it is flat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well it's not. It's covered with waves and troughs and

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<v Speaker 1>things like that. So if the plane is coming down,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to hit one of those waves or troughs

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<v Speaker 1>at probably about two hundred miles an hour, breaking the

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