WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:06.839 Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show 2 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:12.599 on a fantastic, fantastic Wednesday. We're gonna do a lot 3 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:16.039 of Thanksgiving emails this hour. We're gonna talk to Julie 4 00:00:16.039 --> 00:00:20.760 about Thanksgiving. Oh, probably do some politics. I don't know. 5 00:00:20.839 --> 00:00:24.120 I've been talking to people. But other than that, I 6 00:00:24.160 --> 00:00:27.760 can't make any more promises. One thing I am I'm 7 00:00:27.800 --> 00:00:30.000 a little bit embarrassed that I forgot to bring up 8 00:00:30.039 --> 00:00:34.439 earlier is you know something I have always admired in people. 9 00:00:34.479 --> 00:00:36.280 Before we get back to what we're thankful for and 10 00:00:36.280 --> 00:00:39.399 stuff like that, you know something I've always admired is 11 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:44.439 these feats of endurance people. Do you ever seen these? 12 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:49.600 Like these iron Man competitions? Even a marathon, which I 13 00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:52.439 realized is something plenty of people do, but that is 14 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:58.560 super impressive. A marathon. Ob ran half a marathon one time, 15 00:00:58.600 --> 00:01:00.640 she did a half marathon when we were in DC, 16 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:06.400 thirteen miles. Oh, all that running I did in the Marines, 17 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:08.799 Not one time when I got out have I thought 18 00:01:08.799 --> 00:01:11.840 to myself, I'd like to do all that again. These 19 00:01:12.079 --> 00:01:17.599 endurance feats have always amazed me. And you know that 20 00:01:17.719 --> 00:01:21.159 I don't want to brag about myself because you really 21 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:24.120 don't want to try to make things about you. But 22 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:31.959 I have a test tomorrow. I have an endurance test. 23 00:01:32.840 --> 00:01:36.920 I have been training for this endurance test. I didn't 24 00:01:36.959 --> 00:01:40.519 want to build it up in case I fail. What 25 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:43.120 if I fail? What if I can't do it? But 26 00:01:44.200 --> 00:01:49.120 I'm asking you for your prayers right now. Tomorrow morning, 27 00:01:50.599 --> 00:01:53.400 I have to get up at six forty five am 28 00:01:55.560 --> 00:02:02.519 and I have to walk a five k What what's 29 00:02:02.560 --> 00:02:05.319 wrong with walking a five You don't think that's an 30 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:09.439 You don't think that's an endurance feed. It's an incredible 31 00:02:09.439 --> 00:02:15.639 feed of endurance. It is Chris. And yes, I'm walking 32 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:19.280 five kilometers and I'm not European, but I think that's 33 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:23.039 like three miles. It's close to it, maybe four, and 34 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:26.840 it's at your own pace. But still not many people 35 00:02:26.879 --> 00:02:29.120 can do that. I don't know if I can do it. 36 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:36.479 We'll find out tomorrow morning. If Monday comes and I'm 37 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:40.680 not here talking to you, it's because I didn't make 38 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:44.000 it all right, And I want you to know I 39 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:47.960 love you. Just do some emails, dear devil dogs, I'm 40 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:50.879 thankful you didn't get elected to Congress. Oh thanks a lot. 41 00:02:51.319 --> 00:02:55.800 Not in the shod and fraud, shot and freud. Hey, Chris, 42 00:02:55.879 --> 00:02:59.599 how do you say that word shaden freud? He says 43 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:02.319 that means having joy in the suffering of others. Way, 44 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:05.319 but if you got in Congress, you wouldn't have any 45 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:08.599 influence you have now, and I wouldn't have my favorite podcast. 46 00:03:09.680 --> 00:03:12.960 I'm also thankful for the Friedo Bandido. God bless you 47 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:16.240 and yours. His name is Chip. I'm grateful for Fredo too. 48 00:03:17.199 --> 00:03:19.159 A yay ya yai. 49 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:25.479 I am the crypto bunddo ready, I like crito scornchips. 50 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:26.240 I love them. 51 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:30.280 I do I want printo scornchits. I'll get them from you. 52 00:03:31.120 --> 00:03:37.159 I yi yi yi oh. I am the Printo Bundito. 53 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:41.840 Give me brito scornchichin. I'll be your friend. De fryto 54 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:46.919 bunddo you must not appin Munch Munch, munch, a bunch 55 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:47.560 of fritos. 56 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:51.800 Jesse first thankful. I wake up every day with that. 57 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:56.080 I am thankful. I'm not going I'm thankful. I'm not 58 00:03:56.159 --> 00:03:59.400 going bald. And I don't have little hands that would suck. 59 00:03:59.639 --> 00:04:02.840 I do not have little hands. I do not have 60 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:06.520 little hands. Everyone knows I have big ants. It's on camera. Okay, 61 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:09.360 you can see them. It's not like it's some mystery 62 00:04:09.479 --> 00:04:12.039 where I hide them or something like that. This all 63 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:14.520 comes back in case you're a new listener. This comes 64 00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:18.439 back to how mean Bob is. Bob one day looks 65 00:04:18.439 --> 00:04:20.720 at me and she says, your hands aren't very big, 66 00:04:20.839 --> 00:04:23.680 which is insane because I can palm a basketball. My 67 00:04:23.759 --> 00:04:26.000 hands are plenty of well maybe a woman's ball crip, 68 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:29.319 so either way, I can palm a basketball. And then 69 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:31.680 she says this, And then I came on the air 70 00:04:31.839 --> 00:04:34.279 and I con fight it in you and what did 71 00:04:34.319 --> 00:04:38.199 you do? He used it to hurt me. Speaking of 72 00:04:38.279 --> 00:04:41.360 using things to hurt people, Remember that conversation. Not to 73 00:04:41.399 --> 00:04:44.279 get serious, we're gonna get back to Thanksgiving stuff. Remember 74 00:04:44.279 --> 00:04:49.639 that conversation we had about about the system that's been 75 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:53.639 put into place that is now designed to protect criminals, 76 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:58.759 usually government criminals. And we talked about how the power 77 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:03.120 I made an analogy to organized crime, to the Italian mafia, 78 00:05:03.160 --> 00:05:06.079 that their real power comes when they own the judges, 79 00:05:06.079 --> 00:05:08.319 when they own the cops, when they own the prosecutors. 80 00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:10.720 That's the power that gets you out of trouble, that 81 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:14.959 makes you virtually untouchable, and that's the system we have. Now, 82 00:05:16.839 --> 00:05:19.439 you and me, we like to scream about the DOJ. 83 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:21.800 We want them to do stuff. I want them to 84 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:23.560 do stuff. You want them to do stuff. We want 85 00:05:23.560 --> 00:05:26.079 them to arrest government criminals, and we have to have 86 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:29.759 that happen. But what might be part of the hold up. 87 00:05:30.920 --> 00:05:36.879 Let's remember how many years the communist has spent installing 88 00:05:37.120 --> 00:05:40.160 his foot soldiers inside the DOJ. 89 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:44.759 Foot soldiers like this general employee charged with terrorism. She 90 00:05:44.879 --> 00:05:47.800 is accused of sharing the name of a federal agent 91 00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:51.160 with someone who made a threat against them. We learned 92 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:54.639 of Karen de Viann's arrest just within the last twenty minutes. 93 00:05:55.000 --> 00:05:58.199 The Cameron County DA's office says she revealed the agent's 94 00:05:58.279 --> 00:06:01.959 name on a social media life stream. The stream was 95 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:06.000 part of a federal law enforcement operation in June. Another 96 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:09.240 man reportedly made a death threat toward one of the 97 00:06:09.279 --> 00:06:12.600 agents in the live stream. That is who she allegedly 98 00:06:12.639 --> 00:06:15.839 gave the agent's name too. The DA's office says de 99 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:19.720 Leon is an employee at the United States Attorney's Office 100 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:23.000 in Brownsville. 101 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:32.279 A DOJ employee gave out his name. Why because communists 102 00:06:32.319 --> 00:06:37.560 are violent, As MAO said, all political power comes from 103 00:06:37.600 --> 00:06:41.399 the barrel of a gun. They have always believed that 104 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:48.519 violence is a necessary part of the revolution. Therefore, whenever 105 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:52.800 they call for ice agents to have their masks removed, 106 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:57.759 whenever they give out their names online, whenever you see 107 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:01.160 your liberal and pegy on Facebook book saying things like 108 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:05.920 someone posts his address, it is always a call to 109 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:11.240 hurt people, a desire to hurt people, because the communist 110 00:07:11.560 --> 00:07:17.680 is a demonic revolutionary. Only this demonic revolutionary. She's not 111 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:22.120 wearing pink hair in her overalls on the street corner. 112 00:07:22.800 --> 00:07:28.680 She works in the Department of Justice. These people are 113 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:34.279 all over our government. She works for a US attorney. 114 00:07:34.800 --> 00:07:39.920 They're all over our government. They're not all gone. Many 115 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:45.079 of them are quiet. Many aren't hiding. They've burrowed themselves 116 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:48.519 deep inside the government and they're praying to God they're 117 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:51.879 not discovered by the time Trump's term is up. But 118 00:07:52.040 --> 00:07:55.480 this is what we are up against. Years in years 119 00:07:55.519 --> 00:07:59.560 in years of communist infiltration, and now we have to 120 00:07:59.720 --> 00:08:03.079 root him out. And it's going to take time, and 121 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:06.600 it's gonna take Will's gonna take a lot of Will Bronco. 122 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:13.839 I'm grateful for stuffing with pork sausage, venison backstrap Jesus 123 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:17.839 dying for our sins and your majestic voice every day. 124 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:25.480 But yesterday his name is Derek Chris. I'm gonna say something, buddy, 125 00:08:25.639 --> 00:08:32.240 and it's gonna hurt. Pork sausage is really good. I'm sorry, Okay, 126 00:08:32.279 --> 00:08:35.960 I can't help. I can't help what I know. And 127 00:08:36.159 --> 00:08:38.639 it's not that I not that I take any joy 128 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:42.440 in dangling it in front of you. No, I don't, No, 129 00:08:42.559 --> 00:08:46.559 I don't. That's not true. No, that's schadenfreud. Well I 130 00:08:46.559 --> 00:08:49.039 don't know him, but I don't take any pleasure in 131 00:08:49.159 --> 00:08:51.840 dangling it in front of you. But I just want 132 00:08:51.840 --> 00:08:56.200 to let you know that this morning, got up, was 133 00:08:56.279 --> 00:08:58.879 messing with the boys, and I just started to start 134 00:08:58.879 --> 00:09:03.840 making bacon. Well that's a very expensive thing. Once your 135 00:09:03.840 --> 00:09:08.159 boys become teenagers, you really don't unless you've had teenage 136 00:09:08.159 --> 00:09:10.840 boys or been a teenage boy yourself, you do not 137 00:09:11.279 --> 00:09:16.399 really really understand how much food they can consume when 138 00:09:16.440 --> 00:09:20.320 they're into something. I had six pieces of bacon in 139 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:23.399 the pan for me and the two boys. I pull 140 00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:25.919 the six pieces off, and I'm not a moron. I 141 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:28.759 know I'm gonna have to make more, so I put 142 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:30.799 the pan back on and I throw some more bacon 143 00:09:30.840 --> 00:09:34.679 in there. I then turn and all six pieces are 144 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:37.600 gone already. I did not get a single piece. I 145 00:09:37.720 --> 00:09:39.840 just have to get It's just I don't know, by 146 00:09:39.879 --> 00:09:41.879 the way, I don't know what the limits are. I 147 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:44.200 just kept throwing more bacon in and I would pull 148 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:46.039 it out and they'd eat it all. And I'd throw 149 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:48.120 more bacon in and I'd pull it out and they'd 150 00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:50.639 eat it all. One day, it's probably gonna have to 151 00:09:50.679 --> 00:09:52.559 happen when OB's gone, because you have to hear it's 152 00:09:52.600 --> 00:09:56.600 really softy. But one day, I'm just gonna buy all 153 00:09:56.639 --> 00:09:59.519 wait till it's on sale. I'm gonna buy like four 154 00:09:59.559 --> 00:10:02.720 packs of bacon, and I'm just gonna start making it. 155 00:10:02.840 --> 00:10:04.600 And I want to see what the limit is. There's 156 00:10:04.639 --> 00:10:09.480 gotta be a limit, right The Jesse Kelly Show on 157 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:14.200 a magnificent Wednesday, Oh Hoop Day, Thanksgiving Day. Remember you 158 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:19.320 can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm behind, 159 00:10:19.399 --> 00:10:23.120 let's get to him, Jesse. I'm thankful for the great 160 00:10:23.159 --> 00:10:26.759 parents I had. They've passed from this life to the next. 161 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:30.759 A reminder to you, a reminder to all of us. 162 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:37.159 No parents are perfect. None. But if, and only if, 163 00:10:38.159 --> 00:10:42.399 if you had two parents who stayed together and raised you. 164 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:49.240 That is the best privilege on earth. And I say 165 00:10:49.240 --> 00:10:51.399 that in every way that privilege is supposed to be 166 00:10:51.480 --> 00:10:57.639 met nowadays. Statistically, if you had two parents who stayed together, 167 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:01.879 loved you, and raised you, you have a leg up 168 00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:06.080 statistically over every other human being in society. Every metric 169 00:11:06.159 --> 00:11:08.960 points to. That doesn't matter whether they were rich, whether 170 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:12.759 they were poor, whatever they did, that is the ultimate 171 00:11:12.840 --> 00:11:17.159 privilege in society. If you had them, be grateful for them. 172 00:11:17.320 --> 00:11:21.679 If you can't be with them tomorrow, give them a call, 173 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:26.519 give them a text, maybe even FaceTime them. I wanted 174 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:29.360 to say thank you for all the excellent content you 175 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:32.879 create on your podcasts. I probably watched too many strict 176 00:11:32.919 --> 00:11:37.440 political streams and yours are very impactful. Truly appreciate your 177 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:39.559 efforts to bring them out of the shadows. Just wanted 178 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:41.960 you to know that please play ass a big thanks 179 00:11:42.039 --> 00:11:44.360 onto your team as well. I will not I'm going 180 00:11:44.399 --> 00:11:49.200 to hoard all that credit to myself. Jessie. I heard 181 00:11:49.240 --> 00:11:53.000 you recently discuss the B seventeen, that's the flying fortress 182 00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:56.440 in World War Two, and in particular the bal turret gunner. 183 00:11:56.840 --> 00:11:59.240 Remember that's the ball turret that hangs underneath the plane. 184 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:04.120 My father, Johnny Valentino, what a great name, was a 185 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:07.960 B seventeen pilot. Gosh, that's freaking cool. Imagine if your 186 00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:10.440 dad was a B seventeen pilot or, as he claimed, 187 00:12:10.519 --> 00:12:14.799 airplane commander. He told me, among the other stories of 188 00:12:14.840 --> 00:12:17.759 his time in the Air Corps, that one joke that 189 00:12:17.960 --> 00:12:22.360 circulated was that when a seventeen landed after a mission, 190 00:12:22.720 --> 00:12:27.519 the first item on the checklist was remove the dead 191 00:12:27.600 --> 00:12:31.519 ball to it, gunner. Gallos humor, I suppose it is 192 00:12:31.559 --> 00:12:34.559 Gallo's humor. And if you're mortified by that, please understand 193 00:12:34.960 --> 00:12:42.159 that men in combat, men in dangerous, deadly situations, they 194 00:12:42.240 --> 00:12:47.600 will they will have very dark senses of humor, extremely 195 00:12:47.759 --> 00:12:51.679 dark senses of humor. That is very, very common, and 196 00:12:51.840 --> 00:12:55.039 it's how you get by, It's how your psyche gets 197 00:12:55.120 --> 00:13:01.879 used to it. That's one. Two shows respect. If you 198 00:13:02.120 --> 00:13:05.600 have somebody who was in the Air service in World 199 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:11.919 War Two, that is those guys died all the time. 200 00:13:12.360 --> 00:13:19.879 They died in droves. Hi Jesse, I'm thankful for my husband, family, family, friends, 201 00:13:20.039 --> 00:13:23.039 my dogs and everything that I have. I hope you 202 00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:26.480 and your family have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Her name is Sherry. 203 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:29.440 That's a wonderful way to look at it. Dear robe guy, 204 00:13:29.919 --> 00:13:32.960 I'm thankful for the following, the Lord who is everything 205 00:13:32.960 --> 00:13:35.879 to me, living in what is still the greatest nation 206 00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:39.519 in history. The son I dearly love, a wonderful retired 207 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:43.519 army husband who doesn't think I'm fat, even if Jesse does. 208 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:46.120 I never said you were fat. I don't think you're fat. 209 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:51.080 I mean you did marry an army anyway. A show 210 00:13:51.120 --> 00:13:54.799 that informs and makes me laugh every day. Blessings abound, 211 00:13:54.879 --> 00:13:59.960 Happy Thanksgiving, Jesse, Chris Corey with gratitude. Her name is Diana. 212 00:14:00.240 --> 00:14:03.200 Doesn't it doesn't it feel good and lift your spirits 213 00:14:03.240 --> 00:14:06.879 to just be thankful? It does to me. It just 214 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:09.759 feels good when you can sit back and say, you 215 00:14:09.799 --> 00:14:13.159 know what, I know, I got problems. I know I 216 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:15.440 have this that could be better and that that could 217 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:20.279 be better. But I'm grateful for this. Sometimes I sit 218 00:14:20.320 --> 00:14:24.440 back and you know what I say to myself, I'm 219 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:29.879 grateful for gold Coll I'm grateful what Chris. I'm grateful 220 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:34.039 that there's a company out there that will protect my 221 00:14:34.519 --> 00:14:39.480 retirement from being wiped out by some stock market correction. 222 00:14:39.799 --> 00:14:41.039 You know, I told you I was up in New 223 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:45.159 York City and I found out some stuff about AI. 224 00:14:45.399 --> 00:14:48.320 All of it was horrifying, and then I found out 225 00:14:48.639 --> 00:14:53.679 that you never know who's right. There was a financial 226 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:58.000 expert there. He was talking about how he knows there's 227 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:01.200 a crash coming. Said it's going to be worse than 228 00:15:01.200 --> 00:15:04.080 the Owaight crash. Have you gotten a hold of gold 229 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:08.399 code to protect your retirement from that crash? Nobody in 230 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:10.919 the history of the world has ever said I've got 231 00:15:10.919 --> 00:15:14.600 too many precious metals. It's never happened. Many people have 232 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:19.720 said the opposite, Call eight five five eight one seven 233 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:23.480 gold and let them help you. I let them help me, 234 00:15:23.799 --> 00:15:27.879 so I used or go to Jesse likes gold dot com. 235 00:15:27.919 --> 00:15:30.720 All right, and by the way, the answer to your question, 236 00:15:31.080 --> 00:15:36.960 Chris asked, are you grateful for your staff? Kind of 237 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:43.600 not totally grateful what Chris? Chris said, It could be worse. 238 00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:44.399 Would it? 239 00:15:45.559 --> 00:15:48.799 We sure about that, hey, Jesse. In many ways, this 240 00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:51.759 has been the toughest year of my life. I was 241 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:55.279 diagnosed with cancer in January and I have only been 242 00:15:55.320 --> 00:15:59.559 able to work part time since, which has crushed me financially. 243 00:16:00.159 --> 00:16:02.600 But I have a roof over my head and three 244 00:16:02.639 --> 00:16:05.600 meals a day, and for that I am thankful. I'll 245 00:16:05.639 --> 00:16:09.000 never allow myself to take these not so small things 246 00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:13.480 for granted. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your listeners. And 247 00:16:13.559 --> 00:16:16.840 her name is Annie. Happy Thanksgiving to you, Annie, and 248 00:16:16.919 --> 00:16:20.440 God bless I hope he sees you through this trial. Hey, Jesse, 249 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:25.840 recently we celebrated our fifty sixth anniversary. How about that? 250 00:16:26.320 --> 00:16:32.080 Plus I celebrate seventeen years of remission of surviving colon cancer. 251 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:36.320 My wife is eighty and I'm seventy seven. Blessings to 252 00:16:36.399 --> 00:16:40.039 you and yours. That's really cool. Imagine that fifty six 253 00:16:40.519 --> 00:16:44.200 years of marriage. That's a blessing. It is the Jesse 254 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:47.799 Kelly Show. Chris, turn it off. I feel like I'm 255 00:16:47.840 --> 00:16:50.240 in an elevator. What was that that Julie pick that 256 00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:56.039 on purpose? Joining me now, Julie Kelly, her substack is incredible, 257 00:16:56.080 --> 00:17:01.840 but her music taste is apparently wretched. Her substack is declassified. Julie, 258 00:17:01.919 --> 00:17:04.480 what was that? Kenny g what was that? 259 00:17:05.559 --> 00:17:09.079 Shame on you? And I hope everyone keeps scorn on 260 00:17:09.200 --> 00:17:12.799 you on the entire Thanksgiving weekend that is rised by 261 00:17:12.839 --> 00:17:17.279 herb Albert, which is a perfect vibe song for the 262 00:17:17.319 --> 00:17:21.079 Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. And I'm quite frankly very disappointed 263 00:17:21.079 --> 00:17:23.559 in you, but giving your tastes in food, maybe I 264 00:17:23.559 --> 00:17:24.599 shouldn't be surprised. 265 00:17:24.880 --> 00:17:29.160 What's herb? No one's ever heard of her Albert? Do 266 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:32.559 you know what? It's fine? You know it's fine, Julie. 267 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:36.400 We're just gonna set that aside for a moment. Let's focus. 268 00:17:36.720 --> 00:17:40.319 Let's attempt to focus on what matters right now, and 269 00:17:40.440 --> 00:17:45.359 that's Thanksgiving tomorrow. I'm almost positive I already know what 270 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:48.799 you're going to say. But what's on the table in 271 00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:50.720 the Julie Kelly household tomorrow? 272 00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:54.519 Such a good question. Well, after about an hour and 273 00:17:54.559 --> 00:17:58.200 a half of cocktails and appetizers, we will, of course 274 00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:01.160 do turkey. We have a pretty good out, so twenty people. 275 00:18:01.960 --> 00:18:08.799 I ham mashed potatoes. My homemade stuffing the centerpiece, the 276 00:18:08.839 --> 00:18:12.119 greatest part of any Thanksgiving meal, green bean cast role, 277 00:18:13.480 --> 00:18:19.400 corn cast role, and cranberries out of a jar. And 278 00:18:20.119 --> 00:18:21.880 I think that covers it rolls. 279 00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:26.200 This is this is all awful, This is all awful. Okay, 280 00:18:26.359 --> 00:18:29.440 let's focus. Let's focus on your homemade stuffing, because if 281 00:18:29.480 --> 00:18:31.559 I was in that house that'd be having to fill 282 00:18:31.640 --> 00:18:35.200 up on that. Everybody loves a good stuffing. Tell us 283 00:18:35.240 --> 00:18:38.720 what's tell us what's in, what's not, and what's break 284 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:39.640 it down for us. 285 00:18:39.960 --> 00:18:43.799 Okay, the key to a really good stuffing is sausage. 286 00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.880 So hopefully you and I will have common ground on this. 287 00:18:47.079 --> 00:18:51.319 So I use Bob Evans breakfast sausage, you know, in 288 00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:55.559 the tube, a mild and a hot, and I saw 289 00:18:55.599 --> 00:18:57.559 to you that brown that up first. Then I put 290 00:18:57.559 --> 00:19:00.759 the veggies in there, so celery on in. You could 291 00:19:00.759 --> 00:19:03.359 throw a little mushroom in there if you want to 292 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:06.759 take that. Toast up the cubes. I've tried stuffing with 293 00:19:06.880 --> 00:19:10.079 homemade bread corn bread. Nothing is better than just the 294 00:19:10.119 --> 00:19:15.440 old pepperage farm cubes. Toast those up. Mix everything together, 295 00:19:15.759 --> 00:19:19.279 a ton of butter, some chicken stock or homide turkey stock, 296 00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:22.599 a couple eggs to keep it all together. If you're 297 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:25.640 really feeling inventive, you could put some goat cheese in 298 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:31.680 there or some boarson to help keep it together, and 299 00:19:31.720 --> 00:19:34.240 then of course bake it toast nice and crispy on 300 00:19:34.319 --> 00:19:34.640 the top. 301 00:19:35.839 --> 00:19:39.039 What about what about a couple cubes of velveta? What 302 00:19:39.160 --> 00:19:39.640 about that? 303 00:19:40.200 --> 00:19:43.559 Okay, I'll allow it, okay, okay, as long as you 304 00:19:43.559 --> 00:19:46.440 don't put petchup on it. You could even put your 305 00:19:46.559 --> 00:19:50.119 Chick fil A sauce or whatever you posted earlier today 306 00:19:50.119 --> 00:19:52.160 from your fridge for. 307 00:19:52.079 --> 00:19:56.039 Your information, that was six cups of Chick fil a 308 00:19:56.200 --> 00:20:00.559 ranch and some what a burger jalapeno ranch. Because we're 309 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:05.960 doing pretty well over here on the Jesse Kelly Show. Now, appetizers. 310 00:20:06.200 --> 00:20:09.480 You mentioned cocktails and appetizers. You did mention an hour 311 00:20:09.519 --> 00:20:12.160 and a half of cocktails, so dinner is probably gonna 312 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:14.319 taste well no matter what after an hour and a 313 00:20:14.359 --> 00:20:17.519 half of hammering booze. But the appetizers, what. 314 00:20:17.480 --> 00:20:21.519 Are we dealing with, Jesse, our last name is Kelly, right. 315 00:20:21.680 --> 00:20:25.440 Cocktails That's the most important part of any family gathering. 316 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:30.039 So I always do a big shrimp cocktail. I do 317 00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:37.359 a little rye toasts, peppernickel toasts and cocktail ones, and 318 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:40.519 I do a pumpkin and parmesan mixture with pestel on 319 00:20:40.599 --> 00:20:45.920 the top and bake that. I usually do coquilt jacques, 320 00:20:46.720 --> 00:20:50.279 but big of a crowd, so I'm not doing that. 321 00:20:50.319 --> 00:20:55.960 But I am making little French onion baked French onion bites, 322 00:20:56.279 --> 00:20:59.519 so caramelized onion with green air. Put that in a 323 00:20:59.519 --> 00:21:04.519 little puff pastry individually and bake those. So that's what 324 00:21:05.000 --> 00:21:06.920 a few of the appetizers we will be having. 325 00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:13.079 Could you break down what exactly coquel the Rock means 326 00:21:13.079 --> 00:21:17.960 for those who don't speak Spanish. 327 00:21:16.240 --> 00:21:20.160 Well, it's French coquiel Saint Jacques. So it is just 328 00:21:20.200 --> 00:21:24.000 a creamy mixture and I usually serve it an individual 329 00:21:25.160 --> 00:21:32.759 seafood shells, and it's shrimp and scallop in a white 330 00:21:33.000 --> 00:21:36.400 wine sauce and with cheese in it, and you put 331 00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:40.759 breadcrumbs on the top and broil that and it's it's delicious. 332 00:21:40.759 --> 00:21:42.799 My grandmother used to make it all the time, so 333 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:45.720 that's my homage to her. But hopefully she won't be 334 00:21:45.799 --> 00:21:49.039 mad at me from heaven this year for not making it. 335 00:21:49.279 --> 00:21:52.359 But Jesse, whenever you come visit me in Chicago or Florida, 336 00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:55.079 I will make all of this for you. 337 00:21:56.279 --> 00:21:58.559 Well, I only want a couple of these things, Julie, 338 00:21:58.599 --> 00:22:02.359 But I will tell you that crow croaka or whatever 339 00:22:02.480 --> 00:22:05.240 you were just talking about that actually sounds phenomenal. I 340 00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:10.480 would destroy that one thing I wanted to ask, because 341 00:22:10.559 --> 00:22:12.720 I'm not a Turkey man. As you well know. But 342 00:22:13.240 --> 00:22:17.319 I know you are proficient, reputed, reputed kitchen person if 343 00:22:17.359 --> 00:22:21.319 you will, Because what do you do with the turkey? 344 00:22:21.519 --> 00:22:24.440 How does the person listening right now stressing out making 345 00:22:24.519 --> 00:22:27.880 turkey for the fam give them a pointer what to do? 346 00:22:28.079 --> 00:22:30.680 What not to do? How do you nail that? Discussing 347 00:22:30.759 --> 00:22:31.440 dried out bird? 348 00:22:31.480 --> 00:22:36.000 Everyone pretends they love well again and probably because maybe 349 00:22:36.039 --> 00:22:40.000 you haven't had it prepared correctly. I'm not saying anything 350 00:22:40.039 --> 00:22:43.119 negative about missus Kelly. I don't want to get in trouble. 351 00:22:43.200 --> 00:22:45.799 I want to get in trouble. Everyone has to understand. 352 00:22:45.799 --> 00:22:47.599 And this is one thing I emphasize the most. And 353 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:50.559 this goes for anything that you're any kind of protein 354 00:22:51.000 --> 00:22:54.880 that you're grilling or roasting or baking you have. There's 355 00:22:54.920 --> 00:22:59.240 two things that's important. Number One, bring the meat, whether 356 00:22:59.279 --> 00:23:03.680 it's turkey, whether it's steak, chicken, roast. Bring it as 357 00:23:03.680 --> 00:23:07.519 close to room temperature as you possibly can before you 358 00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:10.039 put this in the oven or put something on the grill. 359 00:23:10.119 --> 00:23:13.000 This is a huge mistake that most people make. They 360 00:23:13.039 --> 00:23:15.480 take it right out of the fridge, because of course 361 00:23:15.559 --> 00:23:17.359 we've all been told you have to keep everything in 362 00:23:17.400 --> 00:23:20.400 the refrigerator. We're going to dive salmonilla or worms or 363 00:23:20.440 --> 00:23:25.240 something and try to put it in to a hot surface. 364 00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:30.039 That's what makes meat, any kind of protein tough. So 365 00:23:30.200 --> 00:23:32.839 take your bird out in the morning, put it in 366 00:23:32.920 --> 00:23:36.319 the roasting pan. Let it sit there all morning. If 367 00:23:36.319 --> 00:23:38.359 you're going to cook early in the morning, keep it 368 00:23:38.359 --> 00:23:42.400 out overnight and get it really take the chill off 369 00:23:42.400 --> 00:23:45.720 of it as much as possible. Then after roasting and 370 00:23:45.720 --> 00:23:48.799 you get it to that internal temperature one sixty one 371 00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:53.359 sixty five. This is also key. Let the meat rest. 372 00:23:53.559 --> 00:23:56.759 Let your turkey rest for least a half hours. Cover 373 00:23:56.839 --> 00:23:59.240 it in foil, put a kitchen towel on top of 374 00:23:59.279 --> 00:24:01.319 it then and you can throw the rest of your 375 00:24:01.359 --> 00:24:04.359 sides in the oven, you know, get your gravy made, 376 00:24:04.440 --> 00:24:08.839 get ready to carve the bird. But letting it sit 377 00:24:09.279 --> 00:24:13.039 is very important because it will allow for continuation cooking, 378 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:18.799 which is the redistribution of juices inside the turkey, a chicken, 379 00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:23.000 a steak, a roast. It will help cook it about 380 00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:27.960 five to seven degrees hotter, but also allow it to 381 00:24:28.000 --> 00:24:31.079 be tender and moist instead of dried out. And then 382 00:24:31.119 --> 00:24:34.160 you're trying to carve the steaming hot turkey that's not 383 00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:36.160 ready to be sliced up yet. 384 00:24:37.680 --> 00:24:42.799 All right? Speaking with Julie Kelly declassified is her substack? Julie, 385 00:24:42.799 --> 00:24:46.519 before I wave goodbye to you, I guess I probably 386 00:24:46.599 --> 00:24:49.720 should ask what's the skinny on what's going on out 387 00:24:49.759 --> 00:24:51.799 there right now? Because you were always in the know 388 00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:55.400 about things, and I probably should do some actual political 389 00:24:55.480 --> 00:24:59.279 talk on this Wednesday before Thanksgiving. What's out there? 390 00:25:00.359 --> 00:25:03.920 Well? I think this week what I've been covering a 391 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:07.119 lot is Jeb Bosberg, who number one, it was revealed 392 00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:11.000 that he signed at least nineteen gag orders non disclosure 393 00:25:11.119 --> 00:25:16.079 orders on sitting members of Congress, including US senators, when 394 00:25:16.160 --> 00:25:19.559 Jack Smith subpoenaed their phone records. Now what that means 395 00:25:19.599 --> 00:25:23.240 is Jeb Bosberg decided that if Verizon or AT and 396 00:25:23.240 --> 00:25:25.720 T or whoever the cell phone provider was, if they 397 00:25:25.799 --> 00:25:30.680 notified Safey, Senator Grassly or Senator Ted Cruz or Senator 398 00:25:30.880 --> 00:25:35.720 Lindsay Graham, if they were notified about the subpoena, those 399 00:25:35.759 --> 00:25:39.880 senators would break the law, meaning tamper with witnesses, into 400 00:25:39.960 --> 00:25:44.759 midting witnesses, tamper with evidence, maybe flee the country. So 401 00:25:44.920 --> 00:25:51.000