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Speaker 2: I think we get a mother of the year candidate
Speaker 2: here in UH Texas.
Speaker 3: Okay, we had a uh foster mother of the year yesterday. Yeah,
Speaker 3: trying to ain top trade, not even sell, but trade
Speaker 3: one of her foster kids for a monkey. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that was something.
Speaker 2: Then we have Ivanna Dolores Salazar who's twenty seven years
Speaker 2: old and says she was on her way home from
Speaker 2: work at twenty eight on a Sunday morning. Ooh, that's
Speaker 2: when police noticed her driving erratically and pulled her over,
Speaker 2: at which time she informed them she had just gotten
Speaker 2: off work and was on the way to pick up
Speaker 2: her her baby.
Speaker 3: So where is she working? Is it like a hotel job,
Speaker 3: a bar, a strip club.
Speaker 2: Let's not get ahead of ourselves, all right, Whether or
Speaker 2: not she was working, if where, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: The key element here is she was on her way
Speaker 2: to pick up her baby. Yeah, one small problem. The
Speaker 2: baby was already in the back seat. Oh, poorly secured.
Speaker 2: You know you're drunk when no, dude, good lord man?
Speaker 3: What is poorly secured?
Speaker 2: Definitely it's a five month old who wasn't properly secured
Speaker 2: in the child restraint seat. Yeah. The level of difficulty
Speaker 2: of operating those things is hard enough when you haven't
Speaker 2: been drinking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those things sucked, man, I tell you what. Knock
Speaker 3: on wood. I'm glad I'm out of those days. I
Speaker 3: knock on wood because who knows. Imagine that at this age.
Speaker 2: So much easier when our parents just threw us in
Speaker 2: the beer box case on the floor floorboard.
Speaker 3: Exactly go up on that space in between the back
Speaker 3: windshield of the Dodge Dart and then sure where the
Speaker 3: cheap speakers are sparkle Matics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but rocking some yacht rock.
Speaker 3: You heard me. Well we didn't call that back then.
Speaker 3: We just called but that's what it was. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: just call it, you know, the things that are making
Speaker 3: my ribs vibrate as I lay on the back of
Speaker 3: on the spark Matics. Hey, Uh so you heard me
Speaker 3: knock on wood and I said, man, those days I
Speaker 3: have a kid. If that just popped in your pat
Speaker 3: I want to get a picture of your don't even
Speaker 3: know hence why I knocked on wood. Oh, I told
Speaker 3: somebody yesterday. I'm like I would see a garage in
Speaker 3: a garden host in my future. That drastic So maybe
Speaker 3: not what to Glincher're out? Was it the gripper like
Speaker 3: he was talking about. No, he had a day, had
Speaker 3: a late child and uh he garaged it. He was
Speaker 3: He texted me. I was napping, said didn't see it
Speaker 3: that he was gonna cannonball it with the toaster. But
Speaker 3: when he's going the garage, you're out instead. And by
Speaker 3: the time I got there, they're already maddics.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: A sixty seven year old guy over in Hall Shocker,
Speaker 2: Saint Petersburg. His name's Michael Moltzen. He's sixty seven, Mike,
Speaker 2: I guess lived at home with his mother, all right,
Speaker 2: mom's ninety two. Came to light that he lived with
Speaker 2: his mother after police went to mom's house to perform
Speaker 2: a welfare check.
Speaker 3: She was not well.
Speaker 2: She was dead and had been for quite some time,
Speaker 2: and Michael was living with the decomposed remains of his
Speaker 2: ninety two year old mother. You think this is a
Speaker 2: social Security check situation.
Speaker 3: I'd say, yeah, just or just it's just just maybe
Speaker 3: one of these deals where it's where he called her mother,
Speaker 3: He thanks mother, just sitting there.
Speaker 2: Talking to mother.
Speaker 3: Still, Yeah, I don't even think about it. That's just creepy.
Speaker 2: Did you ever have any friends who called their mom mother?
Speaker 2: And if you do, if that's you sothern thing for
Speaker 2: a lot of people, it's a Southern thing. Maybe if
Speaker 2: you're referring to her to someone else as your mother
Speaker 2: or my mother, or but just to call her mother.
Speaker 3: You know, it's just always I always thought that was
Speaker 3: awkward and a tad bit weird. Yeah, it's from movies.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's why we that's why we think it's weird,
Speaker 3: because yeah, it's got the creepy things. Yeah, it's got
Speaker 3: the creepy fact to it. Every now Norman beats. Every
Speaker 3: now and then I have to confess I have said hello, mother.
Speaker 2: Just are you ready?
Speaker 3: Why? The reason why is because we call my wife mama,
Speaker 3: so I can't call my mom mama anymore. So it's
Speaker 3: nothing like, uh, you know, hoydy toity, Hey mother, how
Speaker 3: are you mom? I usually just do mom, but then
Speaker 3: you know, it gets confused.
Speaker 2: At I started calling my u my mom Louise thanks
Speaker 2: to Greg Brady. Remember the Brady Bunch episode where Greg
Speaker 2: decided he was a hippie. Yeah, he was gone talking
Speaker 2: in morning Carol, y.
Speaker 3: I do remember that one had the headband on, the
Speaker 3: sunglasses full of ass that I'm sure we found out
Speaker 3: that all of them were having sex. That was odd
Speaker 3: that you never looked at, you know, Marsham Marsham Marsha
Speaker 3: again without thinking that it's more of a Marcia Marsha.
Speaker 2: Finally, there's this. I asked, if you had ever thought
Speaker 2: it was weird somebody would video at a funeral. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had this awkward sitution. I think I told this story,
Speaker 2: did tell when I was working at the K and
Speaker 2: our time away from here.
Speaker 3: Tell tell the story because I remember bits and pieces.
Speaker 3: Had this one employee, yes I know who, super reliable.
Speaker 3: She was always there and if she was ever gonna
Speaker 3: miss you would know Wayne advance. And she had to
Speaker 3: be out for two days to go to attend a
Speaker 3: funeral I her uncle or something.
Speaker 2: He said, rond to go, Yes, of course. So she
Speaker 2: comes back and she has a stack of photographs of
Speaker 2: the funeral, like the dead uncle in the casket and
Speaker 2: stuff at the viewing. And I'm thinking to myself, did
Speaker 2: I miss something? Is this like permissible? Now it's gonna
Speaker 2: take some keepsake photographs at the viewing and the funeral.
Speaker 2: That's a lot and it's kind of weird. But that's
Speaker 2: a whole nother situation. Uh this other right? Yeah? This
Speaker 2: Uh in North Philadelphia, a grieving family speaking out after
Speaker 2: an unfortunate situation. Once they had the viewing, they had
Speaker 2: the service, and then the graveside burial service went sideways
Speaker 2: when everybody went into the hole, h including the pallbearers
Speaker 2: and the dearly departed. When the ground in the platform collapsed.
Speaker 1: It was just a horrible incident that happened in a
Speaker 1: bad moment. The casket laid on top of him and
Speaker 1: he was out like a light. His face was in
Speaker 1: the mud. The whole thing was trembling. It was like wobbly,
Speaker 1: it was unstable, it was all wet, and so I
Speaker 1: think that they should apologize. I think that there should
Speaker 1: be some reimbursement involved, being that the ceremony was interrupted,
Speaker 1: nothing was done properly.
Speaker 2: They're pissed at the funeral provider, the funeral uh cemetery.
Speaker 2: I guess they had had heavy rains and uh, I
Speaker 2: guess the ground screw went out there and it set
Speaker 2: up the preparations to accept the ceremony where they come
Speaker 2: and set the casket down and as they were going
Speaker 2: to do that, just the sides and everything. There's video
Speaker 2: of this, which is why I brought up the question.
Speaker 2: Think when if someone was videoing so you could did
Speaker 2: they show video of that? Lady, Yes, I've got all
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: Did you notice what I noticed? Face mask? What surgical mask? Oh,
Speaker 3: surgical mask major botox or is what you're saying? Surgical masker? Yeah,
Speaker 3: COVID mask. Yeah, every time you see surgical. I might
Speaker 3: wear it off because all it is is the VID mask. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so if you'd like to see that.
Speaker 4: I just thought it was a little you know, oh h,
Speaker 4: not fully there.
Speaker 3: Back to the face mask.
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