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<v Speaker 4>Have that be you man?

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<v Speaker 2>I think we get a mother of the year candidate

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<v Speaker 2>here in UH Texas.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we had a uh foster mother of the year yesterday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>trying to ain top trade, not even sell, but trade

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<v Speaker 3>one of her foster kids for a monkey. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that was something.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we have Ivanna Dolores Salazar who's twenty seven years

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<v Speaker 2>old and says she was on her way home from

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<v Speaker 2>work at twenty eight on a Sunday morning. Ooh, that's

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<v Speaker 2>when police noticed her driving erratically and pulled her over,

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<v Speaker 2>at which time she informed them she had just gotten

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<v Speaker 2>off work and was on the way to pick up

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<v Speaker 2>her her baby.

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<v Speaker 3>So where is she working? Is it like a hotel job,

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<v Speaker 3>a bar, a strip club.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not get ahead of ourselves, all right, Whether or

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<v Speaker 2>not she was working, if where, I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>The key element here is she was on her way

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<v Speaker 2>to pick up her baby. Yeah, one small problem. The

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<v Speaker 2>baby was already in the back seat. Oh, poorly secured.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're drunk when no, dude, good lord man?

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<v Speaker 3>What is poorly secured?

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely it's a five month old who wasn't properly secured

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<v Speaker 2>in the child restraint seat. Yeah. The level of difficulty

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<v Speaker 2>of operating those things is hard enough when you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>been drinking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, those things sucked, man, I tell you what. Knock

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<v Speaker 3>on wood. I'm glad I'm out of those days. I

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<v Speaker 3>knock on wood because who knows. Imagine that at this age.

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<v Speaker 2>So much easier when our parents just threw us in

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<v Speaker 2>the beer box case on the floor floorboard.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly go up on that space in between the back

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<v Speaker 3>windshield of the Dodge Dart and then sure where the

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<v Speaker 3>cheap speakers are sparkle Matics.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but rocking some yacht rock.

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<v Speaker 3>You heard me. Well we didn't call that back then.

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<v Speaker 3>We just called but that's what it was. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 3>just call it, you know, the things that are making

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<v Speaker 3>my ribs vibrate as I lay on the back of

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<v Speaker 3>on the spark Matics. Hey, Uh so you heard me

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<v Speaker 3>knock on wood and I said, man, those days I

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<v Speaker 3>have a kid. If that just popped in your pat

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get a picture of your don't even

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<v Speaker 3>know hence why I knocked on wood. Oh, I told

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<v Speaker 3>somebody yesterday. I'm like I would see a garage in

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<v Speaker 3>a garden host in my future. That drastic So maybe

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<v Speaker 3>not what to Glincher're out? Was it the gripper like

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<v Speaker 3>he was talking about. No, he had a day, had

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<v Speaker 3>a late child and uh he garaged it. He was

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<v Speaker 3>He texted me. I was napping, said didn't see it

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<v Speaker 3>that he was gonna cannonball it with the toaster. But

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<v Speaker 3>when he's going the garage, you're out instead. And by

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<v Speaker 3>the time I got there, they're already maddics.

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<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>A sixty seven year old guy over in Hall Shocker,

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<v Speaker 2>Saint Petersburg. His name's Michael Moltzen. He's sixty seven, Mike,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess lived at home with his mother, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>mom's ninety two. Came to light that he lived with

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<v Speaker 2>his mother after police went to mom's house to perform

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<v Speaker 2>a welfare check.

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<v Speaker 3>She was not well.

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<v Speaker 2>She was dead and had been for quite some time,

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<v Speaker 2>and Michael was living with the decomposed remains of his

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<v Speaker 2>ninety two year old mother. You think this is a

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<v Speaker 2>social Security check situation.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd say, yeah, just or just it's just just maybe

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<v Speaker 3>one of these deals where it's where he called her mother,

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<v Speaker 3>He thanks mother, just sitting there.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking to mother.

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<v Speaker 3>Still, Yeah, I don't even think about it. That's just creepy.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever have any friends who called their mom mother?

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<v Speaker 2>And if you do, if that's you sothern thing for

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people, it's a Southern thing. Maybe if

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<v Speaker 2>you're referring to her to someone else as your mother

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<v Speaker 2>or my mother, or but just to call her mother.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's just always I always thought that was

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<v Speaker 3>awkward and a tad bit weird. Yeah, it's from movies.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's why we that's why we think it's weird,

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<v Speaker 3>because yeah, it's got the creepy things. Yeah, it's got

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<v Speaker 3>the creepy fact to it. Every now Norman beats. Every

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<v Speaker 3>now and then I have to confess I have said hello, mother.

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<v Speaker 2>Just are you ready?

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<v Speaker 3>Why? The reason why is because we call my wife mama,

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<v Speaker 3>so I can't call my mom mama anymore. So it's

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<v Speaker 3>nothing like, uh, you know, hoydy toity, Hey mother, how

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<v Speaker 3>are you mom? I usually just do mom, but then

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it gets confused.

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<v Speaker 2>At I started calling my u my mom Louise thanks

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<v Speaker 2>to Greg Brady. Remember the Brady Bunch episode where Greg

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<v Speaker 2>decided he was a hippie. Yeah, he was gone talking

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<v Speaker 2>in morning Carol, y.

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<v Speaker 3>I do remember that one had the headband on, the

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<v Speaker 3>sunglasses full of ass that I'm sure we found out

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<v Speaker 3>that all of them were having sex. That was odd

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<v Speaker 3>that you never looked at, you know, Marsham Marsham Marsha

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<v Speaker 3>again without thinking that it's more of a Marcia Marsha.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, there's this. I asked, if you had ever thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was weird somebody would video at a funeral. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I had this awkward sitution. I think I told this story,

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<v Speaker 2>did tell when I was working at the K and

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<v Speaker 2>our time away from here.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell tell the story because I remember bits and pieces.

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<v Speaker 3>Had this one employee, yes I know who, super reliable.

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<v Speaker 3>She was always there and if she was ever gonna

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<v Speaker 3>miss you would know Wayne advance. And she had to

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<v Speaker 3>be out for two days to go to attend a

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<v Speaker 3>funeral I her uncle or something.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, rond to go, Yes, of course. So she

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<v Speaker 2>comes back and she has a stack of photographs of

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<v Speaker 2>the funeral, like the dead uncle in the casket and

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<v Speaker 2>stuff at the viewing. And I'm thinking to myself, did

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<v Speaker 2>I miss something? Is this like permissible? Now it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>take some keepsake photographs at the viewing and the funeral.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot and it's kind of weird. But that's

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<v Speaker 2>a whole nother situation. Uh this other right? Yeah? This

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<v Speaker 2>Uh in North Philadelphia, a grieving family speaking out after

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<v Speaker 2>an unfortunate situation. Once they had the viewing, they had

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<v Speaker 2>the service, and then the graveside burial service went sideways

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<v Speaker 2>when everybody went into the hole, h including the pallbearers

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<v Speaker 2>and the dearly departed. When the ground in the platform collapsed.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just a horrible incident that happened in a

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<v Speaker 1>bad moment. The casket laid on top of him and

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<v Speaker 1>he was out like a light. His face was in

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<v Speaker 1>the mud. The whole thing was trembling. It was like wobbly,

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<v Speaker 1>it was unstable, it was all wet, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>think that they should apologize. I think that there should

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<v Speaker 1>be some reimbursement involved, being that the ceremony was interrupted,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing was done properly.

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<v Speaker 2>They're pissed at the funeral provider, the funeral uh cemetery.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess they had had heavy rains and uh, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess the ground screw went out there and it set

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<v Speaker 2>up the preparations to accept the ceremony where they come

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<v Speaker 2>and set the casket down and as they were going

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<v Speaker 2>to do that, just the sides and everything. There's video

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<v Speaker 2>of this, which is why I brought up the question.

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<v Speaker 2>Think when if someone was videoing so you could did

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<v Speaker 2>they show video of that? Lady, Yes, I've got all

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<v Speaker 2>of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you notice what I noticed? Face mask? What surgical mask? Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>surgical mask major botox or is what you're saying? Surgical masker? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>COVID mask. Yeah, every time you see surgical. I might

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<v Speaker 3>wear it off because all it is is the VID mask. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so if you'd like to see that.

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<v Speaker 4>I just thought it was a little you know, oh h,

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<v Speaker 4>not fully there.

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<v Speaker 3>Back to the face mask.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotcha?

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