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Speaker 1: Look get a little straw. That's fucking Actually they finally
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Speaker 4: Well, it's it's just vanilla caramel with the with some
Speaker 4: fucking but usually it's melted, like wait, it's it's almost
Speaker 4: like an iced coffee. But I kept getting it like, srap,
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Speaker 4: so that so it's a it's a it's a it's
Speaker 4: a fray pead myself outbreak al Pacino. What did they
Speaker 4: call the Duncucinoduncino?
Speaker 1: Which movie was that? That was? Like that was like
Speaker 1: an Adam Sandlin movie. It was definitely an Adam Sandler movie.
Speaker 1: I just don't know which one. They had Dunkecino's in
Speaker 1: the movie. It was clear, wasn't it. It was? It
Speaker 1: was not Click. I actually know that movie.
Speaker 4: To me, in my opinion, click was actually it is
Speaker 4: Adam Sanders last good comedy. Yeah, like I I the
Speaker 4: all the ones the Netflix steal things like The.
Speaker 1: Hit Man Carted six or whatever it was called. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that one? Was ridiculous?
Speaker 4: Oh, the Ridiculous I was closed the r Ridiculous six.
Speaker 1: It was like a spoof on like baseball spoof Western.
Speaker 1: I I didn't watch it.
Speaker 4: I saw the preview of it of him doing some
Speaker 4: like somebody I don't know. I think they were shooting
Speaker 4: with their feet on handstands.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not watching this. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: one of those goofy was it? What the name of
Speaker 1: that movie? The family Guy Guy. You're probably right, Exeth
Speaker 1: McFarlane probably. I don't think. I think you're thinking of.
Speaker 6: One Hundred Ways to Die in the West or something
Speaker 6: where that that like live action Seth McFarlane movie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. That wasn't very good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the movie. There was another one he had that was
Speaker 1: sort of what was kind of funny.
Speaker 6: Ihan aged a lot better than like I didn't I
Speaker 6: didn't watch it a recent But it's also because it
Speaker 6: touches on like a lot of stuff that's like currently relevant.
Speaker 6: So people have been going back to that movie. He's like, huh,
Speaker 6: it's weirdly point.
Speaker 4: I can't really say anything about it because I haven't
Speaker 4: seen it, but I again, the trailer that I saw
Speaker 4: where he's beating somebody up and then his foot is
Speaker 4: like and that to me, that just checked me out
Speaker 4: where it's just it was just it's too when when
Speaker 4: when it gets too slapstick, I'm like, that's not for me.
Speaker 1: I don't I like that stupid it's it's too much.
Speaker 6: I haven't seen that movie, but I like it when
Speaker 6: the fake when the fake foot comes up, Yeah, I
Speaker 6: love it.
Speaker 1: It's so because it's it's so dumb.
Speaker 6: It is dumb, but like there's something about it's like
Speaker 6: I know for a fact that's fun. Like I know
Speaker 6: for a fact that this is a fun thing to film,
Speaker 6: and it's like contagious, Like when there's like eight ft
Speaker 6: fake feet popping up from the sides, it's like.
Speaker 1: It's from that perspective. I get that. It's I get it.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's kind of it's a lot. He's Jewish,
Speaker 1: so you know, was Adam Sandler? Does that mean? No way,
Speaker 1: I don't. He's actually cool as fun. I'm actually pretty
Speaker 1: sure I've seen him in New York once.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's it's hard to say, like it's just
Speaker 4: some bum with basketball shorts looks, that's I get.
Speaker 1: I just mean it's upon a time it was probably
Speaker 1: easier to tell. Now he got it. He put some
Speaker 1: weight on him and he's like a bit of an
Speaker 1: older guy. Now it's probably harder to tell the time
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 4: Like there's some like in New York celebrities that they
Speaker 4: they look so normal that you can't discern them from
Speaker 4: just people walking right. Yeah, and then there's uh, you
Speaker 4: know the like say, if Chris Helmswork was walking down
Speaker 4: fucking downtown Burbick, you would.
Speaker 1: Know immediately all the girls making a mess.
Speaker 4: He's tall, Yeah, it would be slipping everywhere. But yeah,
Speaker 4: like say if also on the other end, if like
Speaker 4: Steve bu Shami was walking that street, but it's Steve,
Speaker 4: because you know.
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Speaker 1: You kind of sound like, is it igor man?
Speaker 6: I'm yeah, like that's like Peter Laurie, like that old
Speaker 6: like Peter Lauri archetype's and everything. Yes, I love that guy.
Speaker 6: I don't know anything about him.
Speaker 1: It's great. I don't I don't know anything about him either.
Speaker 1: We're too young.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's that iconic face, that iconic Are you okay?
Speaker 1: You meditating? I'm just blind? Are you? Are you? Are
Speaker 1: you hopelessly.
Speaker 4: Take a second for that to say it.
Speaker 1: Very matter of fact? Yeah, very bad. No, I'm just blind,
Speaker 1: just blind blind.
Speaker 6: Place you see what you pursue, what you assume to
Speaker 6: be an old wise man sitting on a bench in
Speaker 6: Central Park, Like, are you meditating?
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm just I can't see. I see
Speaker 1: my eyes closed because I don't want to be looking
Speaker 1: all over the place. Confused people at that point, you
Speaker 1: pour a bunch of bird feet on that guy. So
Speaker 1: it happens, so acid on him, then bird feed What
Speaker 1: why do you want?
Speaker 4: The birds will attack him and then they melt you.
Speaker 4: So you get like a fucking pentakill outrageous append like.
Speaker 1: Online.
Speaker 4: I mean a lot of people would probably appreciate it.
Speaker 4: I imagine the people that are celebrating the the election
Speaker 4: would probably be you know, like it's mean spirited, but
Speaker 4: it's based you know what I'm saying. It's like one
Speaker 4: of those.
Speaker 1: Things I want to infiltrate, bro should do it. I
Speaker 1: don't just infiltrate there. It's like complete change change my face,
Speaker 1: go through a radical surgery in face Off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the party is based on story. By the way, Yeah,
Speaker 6: face Off is real. That's actually a documentary. In fact,
Speaker 6: it's a docum. It's a documentary. It's actually they actually
Speaker 6: never switch back.
Speaker 1: It's actually using the exact actor. In fact, like those
Speaker 1: actors aren't even those guys, it's the people from Face Off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like those are just like it's really good makeup jobs.
Speaker 1: That movie is crazy, man.
Speaker 4: The concept of is so fucking funny because yeah, it
Speaker 4: just doesn't even how do you, how does your bone
Speaker 4: structure look like this guy now.
Speaker 1: In your voice changes it. It's really stupid. It was
Speaker 1: so so and I thought the movie was a really
Speaker 1: good move. When I was little, I was like, this
Speaker 1: is a good movie, aparo, it's not a bad movie.
Speaker 1: Same thing with the with the fucking Mars one Mars attacks.
Speaker 1: Uh totally Mars oh, totally call Okay, it's not the
Speaker 1: same people, but it's like that's definitely the same period
Speaker 1: of time of like, well recall older definitely, but the vibe,
Speaker 1: it's just the stupid action flakes. Which again, that's why
Speaker 1: I was so happy when fashion Fears turned into that
Speaker 1: like speed speed speed cruise control though control number two,
Speaker 1: that's number two. We're like completely different people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like it's so the fact that they
Speaker 4: kept going where I was like, this was the perfect
Speaker 4: premise that should never be replicated.
Speaker 1: It was the moving train, no, no, the bus.
Speaker 6: It was a speed that it comes it couldn't go
Speaker 6: below like, it didn't slow down.
Speaker 1: It was like it.
Speaker 6: Couldn't slow down or also would dignight the bombs. I
Speaker 6: just had to keep speeding up or like maintain.
Speaker 1: How'd they stop that again? They blew it up. I honestly,
Speaker 1: is that I could. I don't remember. I remember.
Speaker 6: I think I remember in screenwriting class we studied the
Speaker 6: script to Speed because apparently it's like one of the
Speaker 6: most like perfectly written scripts, like colloquially like people just
Speaker 6: understand it that way and it is kind of wild.
Speaker 4: I would have to have a video I say about that,
Speaker 4: because I don't really I haven't seen Speed since I
Speaker 4: was really young. Actually, yeah, it's one of those things
Speaker 4: that was it.
Speaker 1: Like very like action lens shot. What is that like
Speaker 1: Michael bay esque?
Speaker 2: Not at all.
Speaker 1: It was very simple actually for the most part. You know.
Speaker 1: Something that I really liked.
Speaker 4: Uh, I don't know if you consider an action film
Speaker 4: that Phone Booth movie with Colin Ferrell.
Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't see that one. I saw trailers part
Speaker 6: and I was like, oh.
Speaker 4: Maybe that name sounds It's like I think there's like
Speaker 4: a sniper and there's like a phone. But I can't
Speaker 4: remember exactly the premise. But what I liked. I always
Speaker 4: liked the idea of like can somebody pull off an
Speaker 4: entire movie like just doing almost nothing?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's kind of like how I felt about
Speaker 6: Lobiding Citizen when I first because I was like when
Speaker 6: I was when I first saw Lobbing and I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: this is awesome. And then it ends out I was like, oh, oh,
Speaker 6: like the mystery like when you when you go through that,
Speaker 6: like the the the entirety of that movie up until
Speaker 6: the moment it's revealed how he's doing everything is really
Speaker 6: fucking stupid.
Speaker 4: It was like, oh, so you you you you conjured
Speaker 4: some mystical powers from the oracle and then basically started
Speaker 4: spartan kicking everything down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I was just like, what a reveal it was.
Speaker 6: So it was like, oh, how oh you you Oh
Speaker 6: you're killing people from inside prison?
Speaker 1: How the fuck does that work? How's that happening? Oh?
Speaker 1: He just dug out like like simple, like no way.
Speaker 1: It could not be either something that mundanely stupid or magic.
Speaker 4: I know. But that's the thing is like, oh, I'm sorry, guys,
Speaker 4: I'm thinking of the director's cut. I'm sorry, Oh, the
Speaker 4: directors with the orb yeah, like and like King Leonidis,
Speaker 4: you know everything, the yeah with the portals, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: Xerxes as president in that one. I'm sorry, I'm getting
Speaker 4: my versions mixed up that you're talking about theatrical.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the theatrical cut, the director's cut is very, very different. Yeah,
Speaker 6: the theatrical version of Law Binding Citizen is fucking bonker
Speaker 6: I or everybody to look it up right now.
Speaker 1: What do you think is the most absolutely different director's
Speaker 1: cut of a movie where it's like a different film
Speaker 1: pretty much?
Speaker 4: Oh, probably something like that. Crazy, No, I gotta say,
Speaker 4: it's got to.
Speaker 1: Be Justice League. It's still a Justice League movie, dude,
Speaker 1: but it's the way it goes on things is different.
Speaker 4: But like Dark Size is not even in the other one,
Speaker 4: like it is. It is a wildly different movie, like
Speaker 4: it's it is. It is the same movie. But then
Speaker 4: also you cut out like cutting out around that is
Speaker 4: is a wild thing to do, dude.
Speaker 1: They cut out the whole reason why Arthur should be
Speaker 1: there in the original movie, like like, yeah, water water
Speaker 1: Guy almost said Water Guy Aquaman.
Speaker 6: On animals, Arthur, mosevarks aren't real. He's like a unicorn.
Speaker 6: It's ridiculous eater.
Speaker 1: Okay, the same things.
Speaker 6: Arthur's friends are rabbits and dogs and he's a.
Speaker 1: Mystical creature all mammals.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but ardvarks aren't real, there are real Okay whatever.
Speaker 1: Muffy and Francine a monkeys are they or they are
Speaker 1: you just being Actually?
Speaker 6: They are?
Speaker 1: They? They got like the Okay, it's funny. Francine, it's
Speaker 1: his older sister.
Speaker 6: I think the Gremlins director's cut is probably the craziest
Speaker 6: one because the original Gremlins director's cut is just two
Speaker 6: hours of Mitch McConnell in his kitchen staring at a
Speaker 6: coffee machine.
Speaker 1: That's fucking cinema right there.
Speaker 6: That's fucking And then the studio was like, we need
Speaker 6: to add like Gremlins.
Speaker 1: Why is it called because I don't know. Joe Dante
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just some people need to see. It's like I
Speaker 4: like the idea of just throwing stuff out there and
Speaker 4: then building on it, like say like that like Grimlins,
Speaker 4: they shot something completely different and then like call it Grimlins, Like, uh, well,
Speaker 4: I guess we gotta probably scrap.
Speaker 1: Into like being a real movie. And oh my god.
Speaker 1: And the directors is so disappointed by the and he's like,
Speaker 1: I mean at that point you would probably you would
Speaker 1: be so disappointed you would quit the film industry. He's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this this is gonna be my experience, he was gonna
Speaker 1: make one and he's like, oh man, it did so good.
Speaker 1: It's just more money to make. I guess I'll like
Speaker 1: got another one. Fuck.
Speaker 4: There's also that too, because I imagine at a certain point, Uh,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of Steven Spielberg things that he slapped
Speaker 4: his name on that is clearly not to his caliber.
Speaker 4: It's just one of those things. Or think of actors. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we were just talking about Albacino like that, like doing
Speaker 4: that Duncancino ship, or Scorsese in that A Sharks Tale.
Speaker 1: Dude, I just saw that the other day. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I knew that.
Speaker 6: I think intrinsically, in the back of my head, I
Speaker 6: think I just like forgot. I was like, oh, yessesees
Speaker 6: in this why why?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? This giant docta.
Speaker 4: Even like say, Scorsese understands he doesn't do animation, but
Speaker 4: he knows what looks good. He's in the industry, and
Speaker 4: then he saw A Sharks Tale and he was probably
Speaker 4: like vomiting, but he's like, I'll take a patcheck. Literally,
Speaker 4: I wonder what literally animated movie would be, like what
Speaker 4: amazing probably genuinely really good.
Speaker 1: Dude, it would be like probably would be like Soul,
Speaker 1: but just racist. It would just be amazing you see Soul. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that was the music. Oh that's interesting, but it
Speaker 1: just like the movie, like the racist Miyazaki movie. It'd
Speaker 1: be like Spirit Away.
Speaker 4: But like like take Away.
Speaker 1: Irish people firebombing black churches.
Speaker 4: It would just be fire black. It's not even back
Speaker 4: in a movie. It's just there the movie. They'll put
Speaker 4: he was in. He was in The Departed, so they'll
Speaker 4: put him in there.
Speaker 1: The yeah one, he's I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure he's only in Shark Tale because it's
Speaker 6: a mom movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one thousand, one thousand. It's like literally like a
Speaker 1: don is the is the retarded brother that's like you.
Speaker 4: He was like, I don't want I don't want to
Speaker 4: be a fucking I don't want to be a want meat.
Speaker 1: I'm gay. And I was like, you're a shark. You're useless.
Speaker 1: You are a useless creature. They do nothing other than
Speaker 1: like eating creatures. They also do.
Speaker 6: Eat everything like they're like license plates and fucking oh,
Speaker 6: they just clean up.
Speaker 1: They don't like, they don't sill a purpose other than
Speaker 1: like helping control the He's the ocean. It's vegetarian blow
Speaker 1: its head, you know, Yeah, they don't do it.
Speaker 6: Hey, like mass Grades is a dolphin or something like
Speaker 6: at the end of the movie. And then I think, uh,
Speaker 6: I'm a fucking obviously an allegory. It's like, oh, he's gay,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's definitely one thousand percent he's gay and vegan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is the same thing, which is yeah, it
Speaker 1: comes with it. It comes to territory. Yeah. Actually, it's funny.
Speaker 4: I was making a I was making Jojo for some reason,
Speaker 4: has a connection to that fucking movie. So since we've
Speaker 4: since we've lived together, there's a second time. So she's
Speaker 4: watched it, and uh, I've never I didn't pay attend
Speaker 4: to the first time, but I we sat down because
Speaker 4: I made a Zuba diiskana and I'm like, why I'm
Speaker 4: enjoying this. I was like, man, I slaved over this
Speaker 4: for like, you know, a while, and I'm watching I
Speaker 4: was like, I can't believe how bad this fucking animation is.
Speaker 6: I know, it's that was state of the art for
Speaker 6: at a time, which is crazy, is it?
Speaker 1: Because that dude toy story was set the president.
Speaker 4: I feel like in nineties, like ninety seven, ninety eight
Speaker 4: toy story looks terrible.
Speaker 1: Not really why not? Really doesn't look as good as
Speaker 1: you probably remember.
Speaker 4: No, Like, when I look at it, I completely understand
Speaker 4: the sign of the times. It does not look bad
Speaker 4: to me in that way. To me, that's a shark's
Speaker 4: tale for it, because that came out. That came out
Speaker 4: in what two thousand, two thousand and four, two thousand something.
Speaker 4: Because to me, it's like it's like pointing out like,
Speaker 4: oh oh man, Middle Saw, it looks rough. I'm like,
Speaker 4: but that was the pinnacle at the time, So I'm like,
Speaker 4: what am I even saying? But then there were some
Speaker 4: games like there's a game called uh Destrega that it's
Speaker 4: you know, it's a very PS one No no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'll say Battle Arena toshitin Oh yeah, go back and
Speaker 4: want look at that game comparatively, and like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: there's levels.
Speaker 1: Like like the Teken.
Speaker 6: I'll never forget the techn two FMV with Nina and
Speaker 6: her like spaghetti like like angel hair pasta hair.
Speaker 4: She's fucking she is having a mental breakdown and losing
Speaker 4: your hair is what it looks like. You're like it's
Speaker 4: falling out and ship like she looks.
Speaker 1: Rough, it looks crazy. Smile that you have to he
Speaker 1: kills this. That is my favorite.
Speaker 4: That is the top video in for years in my phone,
Speaker 4: because you know, just transferred over to new phones. It
Speaker 4: has been in my favorites as my top it's always
Speaker 4: smile because.
Speaker 6: There's just you have it right now. I don't think
Speaker 6: I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: There's something about to Yea throws.
Speaker 1: He finally throw them off the cliffs.
Speaker 6: I remember like climbing awkwardly up and then the camera
Speaker 6: like goes into him.
Speaker 1: But like the music though, is actually ice on the kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, insane, hold on, I forget how to navigate this
Speaker 4: new iOS eighteen.
Speaker 1: I feel like a boomer. Oh here we go. It's
Speaker 1: so fucking I do. I feel stupid? Yeah, it's the worst.
Speaker 4: Like they keeping, hey, hey, you know what, you don't
Speaker 4: have to I don't even use computers anymore.
Speaker 6: I just I have notebooks. You just have you just
Speaker 6: have notebooks. Yea, I have so many notebooks and they're
Speaker 6: all blank because I don't have anything to says some
Speaker 6: fucking empty.
Speaker 1: Johonals are like, I'm sad. I guess I feel like
Speaker 1: a boomer.
Speaker 6: I'm still sad, still sad, still saddest journal.
Speaker 1: There's fifty pages of this. No, there's pages from every
Speaker 1: every every day for the last thirty five years. Damn,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. We're sad than usual, but not like not
Speaker 1: un crazy. You're still trying to find average. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's it's uh, he's hunting.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: I mean, it was it's always like right there and
Speaker 4: now that I think what I'm doing, now, okay, let
Speaker 4: me make sure. Okay, I just want to make sure
Speaker 4: because there's there's some there's a couple of sketchy things
Speaker 4: and hearing some penis in there, so make sure there's
Speaker 4: no woman. I feel like my my, my my significant
Speaker 4: other would be very happy. Yeah, she'd be mad if
Speaker 4: she saw the male penis on my phone.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the line when you can't like
Speaker 1: you can only have a penis in your phone as
Speaker 1: a sectual dude. If there's like, if it's dressed as
Speaker 1: something ridiculous, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I'm not insure. Like a dick dresses woody, A dick
Speaker 7: dressed is woody, is like this is pretty funny, Like
Speaker 7: somebody's dick is dressed up like Woody all right, fucking
Speaker 7: but like Bose eye and everything that's cute.
Speaker 3: Up.
Speaker 1: Oh, I do remember this. I think it's so funny
Speaker 1: because Cosyo is a fucking socio. Ye his dad and
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, he his dad, and then he like
Speaker 1: tried to murder his son more than once. I like how.
Speaker 4: I like how in Checking for they really try to
Speaker 4: actually think trick us in and thinking that hey, Hachi
Speaker 4: was actually dead this time. You know, they keep like
Speaker 4: going back and forth, and then like there's the intro
Speaker 4: and it's like, hey, Hachi, Mishima is dead, and I
Speaker 4: was like, no one believes this, and.
Speaker 1: Then even dead right now, he came back again. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. No one believed it.
Speaker 4: And then literally at the end of taking four, he
Speaker 4: comes out in a diaper and he's the fucking boss.
Speaker 4: Like I can see hey, Hachi's butt cheeks, and I thought, like,
Speaker 4: I'll never because I'm playing PS two in my room
Speaker 4: having a good time, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 4: he comes out in that sumo diaper and I'm.
Speaker 1: Dying because, first of all, like that kind of reveal.
Speaker 4: There's no better reveal in a video game where he's oh,
Speaker 4: he's he's alive, and his fucking butt cheeks are just
Speaker 4: fucking like, I can't should his pants be want to
Speaker 4: I can't take him seriously at all because his butt
Speaker 4: cheeks are out. And also after I beat hey Hachi,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, so this is the final boss because
Speaker 4: in every other Teken there's something so it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: you have a ogre, right, like in Teching three, who
Speaker 4: he's like he's basically some Aztec god and then he
Speaker 4: turned into like a beast thing and then uh, in
Speaker 4: five there's some weird alien. I don't even know what
Speaker 4: the fuck it is, but in four it's just hey Hachi.
Speaker 4: Unless I'm retarded, and I didn't. I didn't find the
Speaker 4: secret boss.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel I feel Teking is techan
Speaker 1: is beautiful. I love Teking. I think that Shi. It's
Speaker 1: so fucking funny. I'm glad at the end of the
Speaker 1: day made and a good guy. So people were mad
Speaker 1: about that. They were like making me evil, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: he should be a good guy. He's he breaks the cycle.
Speaker 1: That was cycle.
Speaker 4: That was a logical conclusion, right, even though he did
Speaker 4: suck when he said seven he was kind of a
Speaker 4: cut well, and five was when he finally shed the powers,
Speaker 4: and it was like, WAITI was he shot him?
Speaker 1: Five?
Speaker 4: When five taken? Five is when Gin he fought the
Speaker 4: he fought the demon, right, that was when he returned,
Speaker 4: and he just was just I'm just uh, whatever martial
Speaker 4: arts I do.
Speaker 1: I just do that.
Speaker 4: I don't use devil nothing. So we had no devil uppercut.
Speaker 4: He had none of the moves that he normally always had. Basically, yeah,
Speaker 4: like you know, because because Jen was kind of a
Speaker 4: mix between Kazia and Heyhachi somewhat like some of the
Speaker 4: moves that they did, they they he did some moves
Speaker 4: from both of them, like the fucking uppercut that was
Speaker 4: like classic. His was fucking the best though.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he was super dope and fucking four and five, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they made him really fucking good to me.
Speaker 4: I like I five was when they sucked. He was
Speaker 4: like he was, like you know, when some people were
Speaker 4: a little bit annoyed when Ken changed in five. It
Speaker 4: was kind of like that, but worse really because at
Speaker 4: least Ken still used his fucking like you know, he
Speaker 4: still used the key to do fucking crazy ass like
Speaker 4: you know, Hotto ship and then all of a sudden
Speaker 4: jin just like I'm a regular fighter white man. I
Speaker 4: was like, what the fuck is this? Who regular guy now?
Speaker 1: But it was, you know, it was it was for
Speaker 1: the story, so I kind of got it. Did you
Speaker 1: see that any of the newest one? No, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I haven't arazy what happened. I want to get it.
Speaker 4: I want to get it when it's uh, because I
Speaker 4: already missed the wave, so I want to get it
Speaker 4: when it's like thirty bucks or less.
Speaker 1: It's probably going to be there soon. Probably it should
Speaker 1: be soon. It hasn't hasn't hit that yet. This is
Speaker 1: fucking crazy.
Speaker 6: So obviously you can write in and you can write
Speaker 6: in questions over at Patrionic Complice of Snart Tank if
Speaker 6: you want to.
Speaker 1: We'll answer them.
Speaker 6: If they're you know, we get a lot of them,
Speaker 6: so you know, sometimes we get to sometimes you don't.
Speaker 6: If they're well written or they're interesting, we definitely try
Speaker 6: to get to them. Imagine Dragon's official rode in he says,
Speaker 6: what's up my housed overlords? This isn't really a question.
Speaker 6: But the last episode you fellas were talking about the
Speaker 6: pet about petfish dying. It's like, maybe two episodes ago
Speaker 6: that and it reminded me about how my mom got
Speaker 6: tired of taking care of my fair fish so she
Speaker 6: poured salt into the fish tank and killed it because
Speaker 6: it because I wasn't taking care of it, and she
Speaker 6: only told me us last year. I appreciate this podcast
Speaker 6: and you guys are making me laugh all the time.
Speaker 1: That's what your mom is kind of sadistic. That is
Speaker 1: kind of crazy. You could just wait.
Speaker 6: I mean, I well, I mean a lot of people,
Speaker 6: you know, they they normally what they do is flush it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she killed it, well she she she she
Speaker 1: killed it. She tortured it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of the thing's tortured it in front
Speaker 4: of her face because like obviously you're killing the fish
Speaker 4: by flushing it, and it's gonna go in the sewage and.
Speaker 1: Die, right yeah, but you're not watching it die. You're
Speaker 1: not fucking And then she's like waited till he came
Speaker 1: back so she could make him feel your mom has problems, dude,
Speaker 1: your mom's fun.
Speaker 6: That's kind of crazy. Like to me, it would just
Speaker 6: be like just throw it away, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 6: but like if your argument is like this fish is
Speaker 6: being tortured by this kid. This kid is not taking
Speaker 6: care of this fish. It is suffering. Let me just
Speaker 6: kill it, you know what I mean? I could see
Speaker 6: that because fish who gives a ship? But like the
Speaker 6: idea that you would just let me torture it instead,
Speaker 6: it's kind of crazy because I don't think they would
Speaker 6: die immediately right, like take a while.
Speaker 1: No, they would just let me.
Speaker 4: It would be like, oh, I don't, I don't. This
Speaker 4: is not I'm not a saltwater fish. This hurts ah,
Speaker 4: that's what it would say.
Speaker 1: This hurts. Your mom's fucking weird. Dude. You better not
Speaker 1: live there no more, you got.
Speaker 4: I just wonder how many other stories she has like that,
Speaker 4: you know, like, yeah, you are taking care of your dogs.
Speaker 4: Soh I skinned it like what you fucking actual dem
Speaker 4: a stretch skin.
Speaker 1: It's the same line.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's well, it's many levels above it because
Speaker 4: it's a more dynamic, because like a dog, skinning a
Speaker 4: dog while it's yelping is so much worse than.
Speaker 1: A fish that instead of using like one bars, using
Speaker 1: three bars. That's a three bar. Fucking that's that is
Speaker 1: a three That is a three bar. That is crazy.
Speaker 1: But yes, when I hear stuff like that. There's certain people.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I got my on you, I got my
Speaker 4: you have potential to do some other weird ship.
Speaker 1: I'm really moments like that. You know, people are like,
Speaker 1: my mom, this really sucky thing to me. That's sucking.
Speaker 1: I can't forgive her. And I'm just like my mom's dad,
Speaker 1: So don't. I don't, at least I don't have that.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a blessing anywhere in there. It's like
Speaker 1: somewhere there is a blessing. It's like, I guess, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, yeah, mine did.
Speaker 6: It swings Crisper Baby being born in Malevolent In Malevolent
Speaker 6: Shrin wrote.
Speaker 1: In I don't level Strie.
Speaker 6: Yeah maybe anyway, he says, hey, woke Cerberus, just curious
Speaker 6: if there's a reason gatio active you've got to dig
Speaker 6: in me, etcetera. Aren't on Spotify would be able to
Speaker 6: queue those classics for long car rides with for so
Speaker 6: long car rides of that long you imagine a ps
Speaker 6: please do another advice column soon. Oh yeah, that's right,
Speaker 6: we haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 1: I totally forgot that was even something that we did.
Speaker 1: But we don't have anything people ask us anything, post
Speaker 1: it right.
Speaker 4: You can post it literally right now and there will
Speaker 4: be fifty things. Do it while answering the question, all right, yeah,
Speaker 4: well yeah, the question is a very simple answer. Actually yeah,
Speaker 4: so well it's more of a so you won't you
Speaker 4: won't get sued. But say, if if those people wanted
Speaker 4: to report, the likelihood that they would do it is
Speaker 4: slimmed to none really, but you still the likelihood if
Speaker 4: you put it up. If you have a Spotify account,
Speaker 4: they're going to delete your account. And if you have
Speaker 4: like say, for example, I have two gig covers on
Speaker 4: my Spotify thing because the two ones like I the
Speaker 4: Rocks thing and then the Disturbed thing. So I know
Speaker 4: David Draymon Disturbed saw it. He's totally fine with it,
Speaker 4: so he's not gonna take it down. The Rock I
Speaker 4: don't think he knows that thing exists, other than maybe
Speaker 4: when that first came out it was gaining some traction
Speaker 4: in the video. But as far as I being on Spotify,
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone fucking knows, so I don't care.
Speaker 1: However, if I move forward with.
Speaker 4: Posting anything else on Spotify, I'm gonna make a completely
Speaker 4: separate account because if that gets nooked, then it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: But am I fucking crazy? How do you spelled? Column?
Speaker 1: Call him?
Speaker 4: See? Oh l oh you m n yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It looks so weird. I mean I do that all
Speaker 1: the time. I always felt like there were two l's
Speaker 1: in there. Nah, that's so true. Oh you men right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you amen?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that just looks so weird to me. That is
Speaker 6: a real word.
Speaker 1: We should make up. We should make a corn parody
Speaker 1: of Twist where it's just dicks dick.
Speaker 7: It's just like so stupid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna do I was actually gonna do some
Speaker 4: yesterday and then I realized that I left my mic here.
Speaker 1: I think that would be a good I think that'd
Speaker 1: be a great, great cup of parody, a corn dick.
Speaker 4: I don't like, Okay, rite it, go ahead and write it.
Speaker 1: And then because it's just I could do that noises
Speaker 1: and then Dick, that is that fire. He told me
Speaker 1: that is not funny enough. I gotta make it. I
Speaker 1: gotta make it. Yeah, you gotta make it sound like
Speaker 1: slipping sounds, but I want to make the slurping sounds
Speaker 1: also be sort of like lyrics about Peters. If I
Speaker 1: could do that. I don't think so. I think it's possible.
Speaker 4: I think you put like common balls by come on,
Speaker 4: you know, like you ship like that.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't think he does. He does that.
Speaker 4: That's a freaking freaking yeah.
Speaker 1: The bridge. I'm just like and I'm like, that is
Speaker 1: so funny. I hear that. I'm like, the funk is this?
Speaker 1: I think it's scatting literally, but it's metal scatting.
Speaker 4: But it's ship, it's ship ship.
Speaker 6: I'm very multitasking right now. But I think I think
Speaker 6: I did that right. We'll see, Yeah I did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you think based on based on yeah,
Speaker 4: you can take a moment and just verify.
Speaker 1: Man, We're fine, all right. He's speed maxing speed, he's
Speaker 1: multi maxing. Bro's he's dude.
Speaker 6: I do feel like sometimes like I'm at the helm
Speaker 6: of like a fucking Gundam while I'm doing this stuff
Speaker 6: where I'm just like, yeah, it feels crazy.
Speaker 4: And you're just you see, you're the middle of your
Speaker 4: mind's already gone and you're still trying to function your
Speaker 4: legs and ship and you're like, dude, I'm about to
Speaker 4: get killed.
Speaker 1: I'm in space. I'm so scared. I'm in space. That's terrifying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would never do that ship being.
Speaker 4: A fucking pilot are fearless niggas, because.
Speaker 1: You would never be a Gundam. No, you never.
Speaker 4: I would be a gundom. I wouldn't be a I'd
Speaker 4: rather that's worse. If they just somehow turned me into
Speaker 4: a gundom, I would do it.
Speaker 1: Is my cousin gun Dam? Excuse me?
Speaker 6: Huh huh, yeah, my cousin, he's a gun Dam.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Which one? Just Red? You know my cousin
Speaker 1: Red Gunda.
Speaker 6: You know my Red cousin. You know he's the best.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, So what's it? What's Oh? Before we
Speaker 6: recorded today, Sweeney was like, I think Sweeney says he
Speaker 6: wanted to tell the audience something, So like, before we
Speaker 6: move on to more questions, would you want to say, I.
Speaker 1: Have time to practice my apology. So it's been a
Speaker 1: lot going on lately, and I wanted to say, everybody
Speaker 1: out there, you should all kill yourselves all I want?
Speaker 6: All right, Well, I never mind, we rescind it.
Speaker 1: Never mind. Your applause throughout the city for that. Wow,
Speaker 1: somebody cut that out. Somebody cut that. Somebody, somebody cut that.
Speaker 1: You can't cut it out. They can't. They can't cut it.
Speaker 1: Can't you try? It won't work, No chance, easy, Okay, Derek.
Speaker 1: Right now, somebody asks about this, and I'm the whole thing,
Speaker 1: but we'll probably not get to that, probably just something different.
Speaker 1: Who is your name? Your five favorite wrestlers of all time?
Speaker 4: Wrestlers, my favorite pro wrestlers.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then you can do females afterwards if you want.
Speaker 1: They're not my favorite a female.
Speaker 4: I mean I have favorite female, but all time it's
Speaker 4: all big muscular man. Uh.
Speaker 1: Stone Cold's favorite number one for me. Stone Cold.
Speaker 4: Some call Steve Boston for sure for me, because he's
Speaker 4: just the entertainment values just off the charge.
Speaker 6: For me.
Speaker 1: I'm just watching him talk about his cats on Instagram, and.
Speaker 4: Man, there's some there's some sot ass cats. It's like
Speaker 4: it's it's just him. He's that's that's not a character.
Speaker 4: That's Cold Cold Stone, Steve Auston, it's cold Stone. He
Speaker 4: basically like a melting Todd. I'm an ice cream cream.
Speaker 4: Oh hell yeah? Can I give you a normal dude?
Speaker 6: One of the stupid, like the stupid, one of the stupid,
Speaker 6: the stupidest, the stupidest videos I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: But I love it so deep. That stone cold Et
Speaker 1: is so goddamn good.
Speaker 4: I guess such a dish stone cold Et, and I'd
Speaker 4: like to order a couple of jeeseburgers.
Speaker 1: And that's the bottom line. That's the bottom line. And
Speaker 1: then excuse me, and that's the bottom line.
Speaker 6: Is such a crazy way to finish it. Or the
Speaker 6: other thing there is like my favorite thing about that video.
Speaker 6: There's like there's a couple of them, I think, but
Speaker 6: there's one. There's one specific video of this guy doing
Speaker 6: this where when he screams, oh hell yeah, it's like
Speaker 6: a muffled because.
Speaker 4: He's but he's and then when he speaks, it's perfectly clear.
Speaker 1: It's perfectly clear when he.
Speaker 6: Speaks, and that that scream into the muffle is so perfect,
Speaker 6: Like there's no way he planned that part of it
Speaker 6: to be funny, right, he was just like, Oh, it'd
Speaker 6: be funny if I just shouted, oh hell yeah.
Speaker 1: But it's just like the fact that it feels like he's.
Speaker 4: Being there's a like an unintentionally funny thing where when
Speaker 4: she asked him to pull forward because he can't hear him,
Speaker 4: and when he needs to shift into drive, he has
Speaker 4: to put his head so far down so we can
Speaker 4: see where the fucking stick is.
Speaker 1: It's so funny.
Speaker 6: It's a great, such a great video.
Speaker 1: Laughing about this for two years. That's true.
Speaker 4: Okay, damn. So I guess for entertainment value, this is
Speaker 4: just me being an immature kid.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: The Godfather, he's not the best wrestler even by far,
Speaker 4: but he was, Oh man, just dude, pimpingate easy man,
Speaker 4: the pimp, drop the whole train, you know, like he
Speaker 4: got so many kids and one thing that I liked,
Speaker 4: and it Actually we need him because people don't know
Speaker 4: how to spell hoe correctly. They always do it hoe like.
Speaker 4: It's a like the gardening tool.
Speaker 1: Ho is h o? Like if you're talking about a woman.
Speaker 4: Really, and it's only if it's plural, So ho is
Speaker 4: h o e s but it's h o. But he
Speaker 4: because of that all the signs, people knew how to
Speaker 4: spell hoe, and then without him people reverted back to
Speaker 4: spun it incorrectly.
Speaker 1: So we need him, We need him.
Speaker 4: So so yeah, godf Ricochet, who's on the indie scene
Speaker 4: all new, the newer wrestler.
Speaker 1: Well he's not. He's not new. He's been around the
Speaker 1: indie scene. For a long time.
Speaker 4: He was in w W for a while and then
Speaker 4: he couldn't get anywhere. Now he just went to a W,
Speaker 4: which is kind of more where he belongs because he
Speaker 4: was always those are more like indie scene and New
Speaker 4: Japan people in a W.
Speaker 1: So we've seen Ricochet get hurt so bad sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 1: this motherfucker is gonna die. Was another guy from fucking
Speaker 1: He was from Lucha Underground. Actually like, well you're I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're show. I swear to god, there's
Speaker 1: a character.
Speaker 4: Named I was talking about his so he goes by Ricochet.
Speaker 4: There was actually dude the channel l Ray had ah
Speaker 4: a show called Lucha Underground fucking phenomenal, and he used
Speaker 4: to wrestle, you know, he had his mask on and
Speaker 4: he was a Prince Puma, and so Ricochet had a
Speaker 4: job in there as Prince Puma. Anyway, Ricochet is one
Speaker 4: of my favorites. There's some other people, ah man, It's
Speaker 4: it's kind of at that that point it starts getting
Speaker 4: a little bit murky five, like off the top of
Speaker 4: my head, I don't have like there's to me. It's
Speaker 4: almost like so many people are on the same level.
Speaker 4: And then there's some people who just like really spoke
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 1: For me, it's easily. It's like it's uh Rob van
Speaker 1: Dam easily triple h at his peak during the during
Speaker 1: the d X when X first came back. So it
Speaker 1: was great seething races.
Speaker 4: But all right, yeah, yeah, okay, what else.
Speaker 1: We got? Hitler? Uh, we got Eddie Guerrero May rest
Speaker 1: in peace, fucking brought entertainment like almost no one else.
Speaker 4: You're definitely in this arrow, like saying I'm in, I'm
Speaker 4: in the era athlete SmackDown was on top, like SmackDown six,
Speaker 4: Eddie Guerrero, his gay cousin.
Speaker 1: Uh, what his name? I don't talk about somebody's because
Speaker 1: his name it's super Mexican. It's like fucking it's like
Speaker 1: fucking super Mexican. It's like lawnmower Guerrero, fucking what is it? Guerrero?
Speaker 1: What is his name? Fucking that is like.
Speaker 4: Feel like I feel like that's like saying lawnmower is
Speaker 4: worse than just straight up saying wet bag. Yeah, Like
Speaker 4: I feel like I can say that because web back
Speaker 4: is like, oh, like you know, it's the easy things,
Speaker 4: like saying the hard r. But then somebody finds like something.
Speaker 4: It's like damn lawnmower Gerre.
Speaker 6: If you think lawnmower man is about a Mexican mat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know what's crazy? It's okay. So
Speaker 1: this is the thing for me, right, being Puerto Rican Chavo,
Speaker 1: it's a thing. Chavo is like a it's like a
Speaker 1: nickname for Mexicans. For Puerto Rican, travels means dollars. Yeah, money,
Speaker 1: it means money, money like it like it's it's literally
Speaker 1: like a revolution of like black slang. Literally it was
Speaker 1: good money. It was good travels like it's. It's the
Speaker 1: same fucking thing. Interesting, But like that niggah you got,
Speaker 1: you got rv D.
Speaker 4: He had uh eddie grow to r v D rod
Speaker 4: vad damn Robert, I think he got like I think
Speaker 4: he got fucking fired because he wouldn't stop smoking weed.
Speaker 1: At one point he was he was chief and think
Speaker 1: that was Does he related John Claude, Actually they have to.
Speaker 4: I don't think so. They look alike. I think this
Speaker 4: is a coincidence. Really, I don't think he's Belgian man.
Speaker 4: I don't think I think Rod Damn mad Damn is American.
Speaker 1: Or Canadian. He's he's from over here. He doesn't have
Speaker 1: any bla blah blah blah. I do. I do downhouse
Speaker 1: gigs and I played Kyle I didn't oh and they did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well he did a few blood sport okay, so
Speaker 4: who else? What's kind of I'm sorry, you know, for
Speaker 4: for people that I know, there's gonna be some mixed
Speaker 4: the martial art flick. People are to be mad that
Speaker 4: I said that, Like Chong Lee was cool, but that's
Speaker 4: it man.
Speaker 1: Oh and then the one guy that goes okay U
Speaker 1: s a, you've never seen that movie, so you don't
Speaker 1: know what that. I don't know anything.
Speaker 4: I don't know anything said it's a blood sport, that's
Speaker 4: what it's this way kuma te a movie about a
Speaker 4: kumata essentially.
Speaker 1: Was that shit ever real? I think so? But then
Speaker 1: also it was probably it was super exaggerated.
Speaker 4: Maybe one guy died in the ring and they were like, oh,
Speaker 4: we should probably like not do this. Yeah, it was
Speaker 4: probably just reulars because they used to do that. Like say,
Speaker 4: even when UFC started right there, it was just a
Speaker 4: tournament and so it was like you would fight multiple
Speaker 4: times in the day.
Speaker 1: It was just that I old UFC was a circus, Doug,
Speaker 1: but it was amazing. Oh dude, we're not gonna get
Speaker 1: into it. Had one last right, No, I have to
Speaker 1: more so I'm gonna go with obviously, Uh, let's before
Speaker 1: he was part of the Nation the Rock. That's when
Speaker 1: he was at this fucking peak.
Speaker 4: Personally for me, I think I wanted to I wanted
Speaker 4: to be like because I like the I like the
Speaker 4: song hold more than the Rock. So I kind of
Speaker 4: wanted to put him out. But technically he should be
Speaker 4: in my top, you know what I mean. I just
Speaker 4: kind of wanted to push him out when he was
Speaker 4: when he beat the villainous era of the Rock was amazing.
Speaker 1: He was a gun. Yeah, all right, one last one? Uh?
Speaker 1: After that one female I loved? Is it?
Speaker 4: Is it like someone that like really spoke to you,
Speaker 4: someone that like, man this m candies?
Speaker 1: I want want them ropes?
Speaker 4: I think I should choose your words carefully, you know,
Speaker 4: I think so there's one I think in hot Can.
Speaker 1: You imagine this comes on? You said, dude, we have
Speaker 1: to have a really serious talk after this episode.
Speaker 4: I think I would have to stop the episode, Like, yo, guys,
Speaker 4: there needs to be boundary set. What would I realistic
Speaker 4: still be a part of this podcast, Like.
Speaker 1: Could somebody still like you know, I feel like that's.
Speaker 4: One of the thing was a bit that went too
Speaker 4: far bridge you could like, come, I feel like it's
Speaker 4: a bridge across allow us to continue, of course our blast.
Speaker 1: But you said, you said give me one of the ropes.
Speaker 4: And I just had one of the just jacking off
Speaker 4: the entire time on the table and then it just happened,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh he was so faced, talking
Speaker 4: bloody a moment, blenty a moment, both his hands.
Speaker 1: No, there's no twitch? Is that just yeah? Man, it's crazy?
Speaker 1: Oh good, I wrote, bus flat, Yeah that would there's
Speaker 1: there's one one female wrestler current line not I think
Speaker 1: it's mad hot, but I don't think she's the great
Speaker 1: best wrestler. And that's the key to line s she's stacked.
Speaker 1: I think she's bad as fuck. She's stacked.
Speaker 4: So the way that she finishes pins uh people, that's that's.
Speaker 1: That's look this girl up, dude.
Speaker 4: And she she I used I used to follow her
Speaker 4: on Instagram, but then it was like it was too
Speaker 4: much because all she would do was like she would like,
Speaker 4: uh kick these uh heavy bags because she's like really
Speaker 4: good at martial arts, but just showing her.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm like, I can't, I can't do this.
Speaker 4: It's like it's at a certain point, like a thick
Speaker 4: jiggling ashes too hypnotic, and you're like, I shouldn't be
Speaker 4: following this.
Speaker 1: I got a certain point. It's just not it's not healthy.
Speaker 4: Because then you're just kind of like, because you know,
Speaker 4: I don't really because I don't get stuck on stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is boring. I'm done. But then you're
Speaker 1: just like, how many minutes does it? Man?
Speaker 6: It's fourteen years. Your phone somehow didn't run out of.
Speaker 1: Bad the world, the world has changed so much into
Speaker 1: went outside. Yeah, you're like, what's dead the video?
Speaker 6: It's dead by the time. Anyway, Yeah, let's go get
Speaker 6: a I don't know a single wrestler.
Speaker 1: Look look her up. You don't know a single wrestler,
Speaker 1: never heard of one. I don't know.
Speaker 6: Even even throughout this whole conversation, I didn't he like.
Speaker 6: It was like it was like the Charlie Brown adults, Well,
Speaker 6: my favorite is one Chris look her.
Speaker 1: Up, looking up for her? Man for him? What mad
Speaker 1: miss Jennard do you? Holy ship? Nick? Nikkita. I said,
Speaker 1: I'll look it up for her. I bad a myson
Speaker 1: with you. I'm sorry. That was a real genuine one
Speaker 1: that was like, look at you becoming progressive? What about it? Hey? Man?
Speaker 1: I we we all, we all joke but quite hot. Okay.
Speaker 4: I just want I want to show I want. I
Speaker 4: want to show you her pin. He doesn't, he doesn't like.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like big asses. Man, So I don't even
Speaker 1: remember her face.
Speaker 4: Looks like it's really the blonde. I think I remember.
Speaker 4: I like everything is long. I I like, I just
Speaker 4: like pretty stuff. I just like cocaine, Like I don't
Speaker 4: have like cocaine. Cocain's pretty. I told you, I told
Speaker 4: you to know. I told you my biggest farity. So yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't want.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like clowns that I really, I really don't.
Speaker 1: Put a blond hair, blue eyed clown. I see it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like at night in your mirror
Speaker 1: like that there are more going on? What is that
Speaker 1: that terrifier clown?
Speaker 4: The clown has a beautiful blonde, curly hair. Yeah, fucking
Speaker 4: period eyes, and he's fucking you relentlessly.
Speaker 1: Well, then that if someone is fucking me already. It's
Speaker 1: too late. It's too late to stop them. They're fucking
Speaker 1: me already done. You can't do like, you can't. You
Speaker 1: can't turn that into the That has to be where
Speaker 1: it ends up, not where it starts. Yeah, you can't, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're getting by this bear. It's like, what has so
Speaker 1: in it? I'm gay now it actually has the ingredient?
Speaker 6: Said well, first of all, it says may contain peanut
Speaker 6: and soy, which is like a weird thing to say. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's it's manufactured, so like it just might it might
Speaker 6: have traces of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of bad things in here. It
Speaker 4: says contained. Well, it sounds spooky. Contains a bio engineered
Speaker 4: food ingredient product of Mexico.
Speaker 1: Mexican. I'm dead. I mean way too many of these
Speaker 1: things die and Mexican die from inflamed pesticles Mexican. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you sound like you sound like the people who
Speaker 4: were very happy about the election results.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going to be of the election stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be quiet more chronicle. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: chronicle stuff. Oh I thought you were gonna morph. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna chic. I'm just gonna start chronicling everything
Speaker 1: I do want everybody.
Speaker 6: To keep, Like, look, keep a calendar of gas and
Speaker 6: grocery prices.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to keep the same energy though. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you can't know complaining. I'm just gonna chronicle. And if
Speaker 1: we're if we're still making content in four years, I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, hey, guys podt like, hey guys, podcast, look at
Speaker 4: all this stuff.
Speaker 1: Every year, we should look at all this this guy.
Speaker 1: If it doesn't, I'll happily I'll take my own. I'll
Speaker 1: happily take my ot if things get better or not.
Speaker 6: I mean, ideally things do get better, like somehow, you
Speaker 6: know what I.
Speaker 4: Mean, something weird happens to where things like he stumbles
Speaker 4: uh into a successful economy successful again.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, well yeah, I mean you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I mean, like it's in one of those ways to
Speaker 4: where somehow, in two years, two three years, it doesn't tank,
Speaker 4: it actually significantly increases, but by chance, like you know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: I think the best thing that you could hope really
Speaker 6: is that like Trump isn't as crazy as the people
Speaker 6: around him, you know what I mean, Like because Honestly,
Speaker 6: I don't think he cares that much about like the
Speaker 6: things that everybody else around him cares. But I don't
Speaker 6: think he necessarily has people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's people around I think he's already
Speaker 1: told some things they hate to give credified. I don't.
Speaker 1: I think he's obviously a glimpy of ship, but he's
Speaker 1: cotailed some things already. He's like, I'm not, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I haven't seen it. Fucking the FED, the whole
Speaker 1: entire federal band of abortion, the whole thing. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not, No, Like it shouldn't be it shouldn't be
Speaker 1: just be banned. Yeah, he should be stayed by state.
Speaker 1: Everyone else is fucking insane. They're like no, every He's like, no.
Speaker 6: I don't, well, Trump is That's the thing about Trump
Speaker 6: that was like he never believed anything.
Speaker 1: That's why he has. He wants to be. He wants
Speaker 1: to like who can get him the most ship.
Speaker 4: That's why I was saying Zelensky is sucking his nuts
Speaker 4: because Selensky understands that there's a possibility, you got it,
Speaker 4: that like maybe if I suck his nuts enough, maybe
Speaker 4: he won't have our sovereignty ended. Like maybe that because
Speaker 4: that's the only reason he's doing it right. So, yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe if because I'm a sweeter deal, like I'll give
Speaker 4: you twenty percent of our resources in this or something
Speaker 4: something that's gonna fuck them, but keep them sovereign, so
Speaker 4: you know, you never.
Speaker 1: Know, we'll see you never know. Anyway, what have we
Speaker 1: got here? Babman fluff.
Speaker 6: Debrez rode In, He says, Hey, troople of gooners was
Speaker 6: recently actually homeless and finally moved into an apartment.
Speaker 1: Congrets.
Speaker 6: Congratulations, you can't you can't be hearing no more. Though
Speaker 6: first it's a deep man of action.
Speaker 1: Rode In under it.
Speaker 6: You gotta stop watching the podcast homeless anyway, he goes out. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so moved into apartment. First night spent in our new home, however,
Speaker 6: was entirely ruined. Oh oh, the first night spent in
Speaker 6: our new home, however, was entirely ruined by upstairs days
Speaker 6: running around like a herd of elephants wearing tap shoes. Ever,
Speaker 6: had neighbors who just couldn't stand that's crazy. Fortunately not,
Speaker 6: I haven't had like terrible neighbors.
Speaker 1: Really, I forgot having neighbors in the way you have neighbors,
Speaker 1: and heres the neighbors in New York suck, do they Yeah?
Speaker 1: New York buildings, they fucking sucked. Our building was awesome. Well,
Speaker 1: because I was on the top floor. I didn't have
Speaker 1: to worry about it. Our building was Yeah. When I
Speaker 1: would hang out with my friend who lived like in
Speaker 1: the same building, like two floors down, it'd be horrible. No,
Speaker 1: that's weird. They'd be walking on the walls on the side.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you doing? Yeah, what's happening? Sometimes
Speaker 1: sometimes I hear ship.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I do hear ship above me, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: what the fuck could possibly be happening? Yeah, But I'm
Speaker 6: also like on the ground floor, so like, I don't
Speaker 6: I I'm just completely like I don't think about anything
Speaker 6: that I do because I just don't think it's going
Speaker 6: it's not affecting anybody. Yeah, So I don't know. I've
Speaker 6: never had any like bad names. Like the most annoying
Speaker 6: one was when we lived in the Olive Branch apartment
Speaker 6: and it was like we would get noise complains sometimes
Speaker 6: even though we absolutely like none of us were home,
Speaker 6: and I was like, what they just blamed us because
Speaker 6: we were like the youngest people.
Speaker 1: I guess like no one was here.
Speaker 6: I literally just got home to an empty apartment and
Speaker 6: like somebody knocked on my doors, like we're getting noise complaints,
Speaker 6: Like you motherfucker, what what was my Alexa screaming at you, like,
Speaker 6: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Alexa scream awesome. Yeah, the apartment I lived before last
Speaker 1: one with uh with Joe, that apartment, Uh, the ceiling
Speaker 1: started coming in on itself a little bit. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: In no where the bathroom was. And I told him
Speaker 1: it was good. It just happened to that last They said,
Speaker 1: it just happens. And then black flood just came out
Speaker 1: of the bathroom one day, just came out of just
Speaker 1: came out of the bathroom. A shitty apartment, it was.
Speaker 1: It was honestly one of the worst apartments I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Like personally, it was really like I wish I wish
Speaker 1: that guy with the worst. He's a fucking terrible landlord.
Speaker 6: Considering how well you were doing at that time, it
Speaker 6: made no sense that you were in that apartment.
Speaker 1: I had to get apartment quickly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you just took like the first one. Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: kind of like the Glende one that we got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I just that's where.
Speaker 4: Like my apartment has some some issues. It was it
Speaker 4: was the same thing, just wanted to get something. It's fine,
Speaker 4: I've settled, but we're also we're looking into our options
Speaker 4: of like where to to like upgrade.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and because it's important to just have like a
Speaker 6: base of operations.
Speaker 1: Live on the side of the side I live on,
Speaker 1: is the better side of this apartments the problems at
Speaker 1: the line apartment available there because no one leaves that side,
Speaker 1: live in this apartment until I die. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: can't get rent. Is that rent Control Californa. I don't
Speaker 1: remember if it still is. I think they voted against it,
Speaker 1: they did, I remember. Yeah, they also voted to end
Speaker 1: in slavery in prison. Y.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Slavery's kind of cool though, to be honest with you,
Speaker 6: what the.
Speaker 1: Thing that annoys me is that like the people that's
Speaker 1: it's such.
Speaker 4: Aupid there there. You can read they're misled. They can't know,
Speaker 4: they can't. I was reflecting on this for a while
Speaker 4: because I've said the first thing I tweeted out was
Speaker 4: about because I use the term a lot impossibly stupid,
Speaker 4: which technically doesn't make sense. But people understand when I
Speaker 4: say that right, I say, impossibly stupid. Wold it is possible,
Speaker 4: but you mean that it shouldn't be possible.
Speaker 1: To be the stupid it is. It is.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't be possible, and it's akin to And I
Speaker 4: was thinking about it Patrick Starr. Ye, like when you
Speaker 4: think about Patrick Starr and the ship that he does,
Speaker 4: I was thinking specifically about trying to convince him this
Speaker 4: is his wallet and I was like, that's the average
Speaker 4: voter and it's that level, and it made it gave
Speaker 4: me a little bit of solace. But then it also
Speaker 4: it kind of rubber band right back into But Patrick
Speaker 4: Starr shouldn't exist in the real world. He's fine in
Speaker 4: that setting, SpongeBob, it makes total sense from exists in
Speaker 4: that wacky universe. But people are actually that stupid, you know, like, oh,
Speaker 4: you ate your own chocolate and now you're accusing other
Speaker 4: people of eating your shit.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna store And I was just like, I
Speaker 1: literally like I went through the articles and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: obviously we're going to get rid of this, right. I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, this is not this is a even
Speaker 1: being the thing.
Speaker 4: And then I, like people, the all of the all
Speaker 4: the billionaires went up on stage only one. I want
Speaker 4: to thank all these other young rich hundred millionaires for
Speaker 4: helping this billionaire win. I want to thank this other
Speaker 4: billionaire for helping I want to dank Joe Rogan. I
Speaker 4: think now it possibly might be a bit or now
Speaker 4: the amount of money that he makes and other deals
Speaker 4: in a company that he sold his like his drug
Speaker 4: company that was the pills.
Speaker 1: That do nothing.
Speaker 4: I think with all of that in the Spotify money,
Speaker 4: I think he might be in the billion call call
Speaker 4: him now, So another billionaire helping a billionaire win, and like,
Speaker 4: what do you It wasn't that long ago when we
Speaker 4: were all the one percent of the problem occupy Wall Street.
Speaker 6: Well, you know what's crazy is that like they're like
Speaker 6: I've seen a lot.
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of people being like, uh, the.
Speaker 6: Establishment are shaking in their boots.
Speaker 1: It's like that's what I made, Like, are you crazy, dude?
Speaker 1: Twenty eleven?
Speaker 4: That wasn't that long ago when people were dialed in
Speaker 4: to be like Wall Street's the fucking problem, these pieces
Speaker 4: of ship that are fucking just raking our money and
Speaker 4: making things worse for us, and then they all forgot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't that long ago. People have short term memory. Man,
Speaker 1: it it's crazy sarcastic Starbrough acquired the.
Speaker 6: Where we're from the already don't not just oh right right,
Speaker 6: there's are any people getting their bonuses cut because of
Speaker 6: the tariffs. So it's like, all right, cool, I told you.
Speaker 6: I try to tell you, but like I've seen at.
Speaker 4: Least three examples of that of the same story. Oh,
Speaker 4: we have to we have to. I'm sorry, We're gonna
Speaker 4: have to hoard resources because we don't know if these
Speaker 4: tariffs a gonna kick it or not. Yeah, And so
Speaker 4: we're gonna use your bonus money because they always do that.
Speaker 4: It was like when I when I work for a company,
Speaker 4: They're like, if there's too many injuries on the job,
Speaker 4: you guys are getting bonuses.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh thanks, cool. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So like I mean, look, people are gonna find out
Speaker 6: real quick and.
Speaker 1: You gotta pay. You gotta pay one thousand for PS
Speaker 1: five and I have mine, and I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, dude. You can get the Nintendo console. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: You can't fit your daughter. I'm gonna throw away food
Speaker 1: in front of your daughter.
Speaker 6: Vide games are probably the only industry it's probably going
Speaker 6: to be immune to that stuff because like we just
Speaker 6: straight we don't make those, Like we just don't make Yeah.
Speaker 6: But I think at that point there's like, oh, there's
Speaker 6: literally no option.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 6: I just think like he says a lot of shit, right,
Speaker 6: but like there's you would have to hope that at
Speaker 6: least to be like, oh, well, we can't do that,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean, You would hope that, like
Speaker 6: just like most presidents, he says a bunch of pie
Speaker 6: in the sky bullshit, and then like reality sets in
Speaker 6: and he's just like, oh, we can't put a tariff
Speaker 6: on fucking video game consoles. We don't make video game consoles.
Speaker 6: We we we can't.
Speaker 4: Do well, it might cause Xbox to be uh do
Speaker 4: well just by default.
Speaker 6: That might be interesting yet because you could just get
Speaker 6: like a game bas on PC or something. Yeah, so
Speaker 6: that it would be interesting. That would be just completely
Speaker 6: Fox PlayStation.
Speaker 1: Now, that would be fun. That would word.
Speaker 4: It's funny that we live in a reality that there
Speaker 4: is a.
Speaker 1: Small chance of that.
Speaker 4: It's not even like say, if we were talking about
Speaker 4: this just uh a while ago, we'd be like, well, no,
Speaker 4: of course, not right. We wouldn't even entertain it. It's
Speaker 4: gouldn't be a movie, bro, a bad one.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm ready for it.
Speaker 6: Condolences to people who voted against this and lost their bonuses. Uh,
Speaker 6: not so much to be who did, because like, I mean,
Speaker 6: you asked for this.
Speaker 1: People did. I want to find you and laugh in
Speaker 1: your face.
Speaker 6: It does feel like a joker kind of thing where
Speaker 6: it's like you get what I'm fucking.
Speaker 1: Like, I have to tell you like we tried to
Speaker 1: tell you.
Speaker 6: I tried to tell you. Yeah, I try to tell you, Well,
Speaker 6: I'm getting my bonus this here, though.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to see that. I can't wait to
Speaker 4: see the TikTok's brothers. There's gonna be these tiktoks of
Speaker 4: these fucking like, Oh, what the fuck? I just got
Speaker 4: fired from my job because they can't afford to have
Speaker 4: me no more. Now I have to go truck.
Speaker 1: These immigrants that we hated so much literally have all
Speaker 1: of our jobs. Now, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I love the idea that like, I don't know, man like,
Speaker 6: companies aren't companies don't want illegal immigrants to go because
Speaker 6: they get away of paying them less. So the amount
Speaker 6: of duping going on is crazy thet It really is
Speaker 6: Patrick's sarr level stuff.
Speaker 4: It is like, hey, illegal immigrants get no tax benefits,
Speaker 4: but they still pay taxes, they'll get jobs. There's people
Speaker 4: that shouldn't be people that say, even have like green cards,
Speaker 4: a lot of them will not get the benefits that
Speaker 4: citizens will get but still pay taxes and the like.
Speaker 4: Throw them all out, and I'm like, okay, all right, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm like okay, okay, cool, thanks Patrick.
Speaker 6: Thanks, And Patrick obviously called stir calling and Patrick he
Speaker 6: really should They'll be like the slur.
Speaker 1: Patrick.
Speaker 6: That's why these guys are fucking bumming Patrick. Patrick is
Speaker 6: a damn fool. Also, Patrick's an asshole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some SpongeBob to Actually there all pieces of They're
Speaker 4: all in their own way for sure, except for honest, except.
Speaker 1: For squid words.
Speaker 6: Squid words is squider is depressed, yea, And he is
Speaker 6: an asshole sometimes the least.
Speaker 1: But he's like he also often asked to not be
Speaker 1: bothered if you can, if you can pull back a
Speaker 1: lot of times and look, he's like, hey, can you
Speaker 1: leave me alone? Remember though, when.
Speaker 4: He went to that one village where it was all
Speaker 4: squidwards and then all of a sudden he realized He's like,
Speaker 4: oh wait, no, I do like being harassed.
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, you're you're cooked. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's easy.
Speaker 4: He's a fucking he started acting childish and stuff, and
Speaker 4: then everyone was tripping out him, like why are you knowing?
Speaker 1: You bitch, leave my contry because of you, We're gonna
Speaker 1: put tariffs on canned bread, cannedd bro. I love can
Speaker 1: iconic fucking line. Would it be wet? I feel like
Speaker 1: I've seen can so good, it would be so moldy
Speaker 1: and fun. It'd be crazy. Well, it looks like but
Speaker 1: it's the consistency of like pudding.
Speaker 4: It's like uh pudding right, like something it's like like
Speaker 4: like almost like a muffin like but like denser.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, get my cant bread out the can.
Speaker 1: Come imagine you're gonna make You're gonna make a nice
Speaker 1: little treat, right like, I'm so happy you can and smoke.
Speaker 4: Uh huh, this is just cold.
Speaker 6: Hold on, let's let's there's a there's a question here
Speaker 6: that I yes, no, that I think is important. Dan
Speaker 6: the Dan, the man with the pants wrote and he says,
Speaker 6: not a question, but an idea. Why don't you guys
Speaker 6: do a Patreon exclusive Big Bang Thory watch along. Man,
Speaker 6: I didn't get away with it if it's only on patreoon.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6: I can't even imagine like we'll put on the screen.
Speaker 6: I can't imagine wanting to do. This is the issue,
Speaker 6: Like I don't know if I could really watch that
Speaker 6: because I really don't like it.
Speaker 4: I don't watch it because I think if we watched
Speaker 4: if it was one of us watching it to be suffering.
Speaker 1: If we watched it together, I think it would.
Speaker 4: Just be, you know, exactly what would happened. I keep
Speaker 4: we keep going back to it, though, But it would
Speaker 4: be funny, it's fun, it would be I think. I
Speaker 4: think that is, like I do think it would be fun.
Speaker 4: That is free content and free money to be made
Speaker 4: from content.
Speaker 1: Literally, I do think there is.
Speaker 6: I do feel like we could do a lot with
Speaker 6: like I've always wanted to do like a mystery science
Speaker 6: theater type thing. Yeah, because like when we're all like
Speaker 6: watching a movie and just fucking joking around, it's like
Speaker 6: it's fun like it and it's it's I think it's
Speaker 6: good totally, and I think I'm sure most people feel
Speaker 6: that way, and most people probably are right, but like
Speaker 6: we have the facility to actually make something out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so why not.
Speaker 6: I've thought about that before, like the Mystery Science te
Speaker 6: to three thousand, like kind of like the you know,
Speaker 6: uh commentary and then just like editing down the highlights
Speaker 6: and this. I've seen it work for a lot of people,
Speaker 6: like pretty much it does with the movie.
Speaker 1: We stream it, we stream it during on Patreon, and
Speaker 1: then we just upload the clips wherever you.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't think we even need to stream, We
Speaker 6: just do it. And then I would I would even
Speaker 6: I would edit that that stuff down. I would love
Speaker 6: to edit that. I love editing that kind of stuff.
Speaker 6: Whenever we can figure out I think the real issue
Speaker 6: with that is like figuring out a way, yeah, because
Speaker 6: like I guess i'd have to get like a TV
Speaker 6: in here or something.
Speaker 4: I think all we need is uh may maybe just
Speaker 4: I think it would be easy to just from your
Speaker 4: from your PC. The only thing we're just gonna need cables,
Speaker 4: so interface that has multiple channels or really two channels,
Speaker 4: and then we just get splitters.
Speaker 1: Yeah that and then you just.
Speaker 4: Run it to there and audio is captured through here
Speaker 4: and we just hear from there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, probably you have to find Like I think
Speaker 6: the issue with me is like the big thank He's
Speaker 6: not a good first thing to do that with. I.
Speaker 6: I like, I think I think it needs to be
Speaker 6: a movie. I think it needs to be something.
Speaker 1: It'd be something funny enough for us to laugh at.
Speaker 1: That's something we don't know about you.
Speaker 4: I think you're underestimating how powerful, uh how bad that show. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I think you're underestimating how like I've I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 6: I uh.
Speaker 1: I think we should definitely do that though. We should stuff.
Speaker 6: I think it's a dense and we should at least
Speaker 6: at the very least try to do it once and
Speaker 6: see how it goes. Yeah, at the very least, because
Speaker 6: I do. I love that stuff. Watching that stuff, it's
Speaker 6: it's like some of my favorite stuff to watch. Pretty much.
Speaker 6: It is like the main YouTube channel that I watch now.
Speaker 6: It's not they don't post that often, but when they
Speaker 6: have like a commentary, like when they have like a
Speaker 6: highlight reel of like their movie commentaries, it's fun as fuck, yeah,
Speaker 6: because they're just riffing the whole time and it's great.
Speaker 4: This was actually funny enough when we started doing extra ammo.
Speaker 4: This was the original idea is something that I wanted
Speaker 4: to do. Yeah, and then it's just like but we
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 6: Became more it just yeah, it was just like stensions
Speaker 6: to the podcast. Yeah, I think, yeah, we'll figure out
Speaker 6: something like that, I think, because that's definitely something that
Speaker 6: I want to do. Maybe not with big bank theory
Speaker 6: because I don't know. Man, that's that's a lot of commitment.
Speaker 6: There's just one episode and like twenty no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not the episode we're not watching. I'm not watching
Speaker 1: all of them. But that's the thing. It's like, I guess.
Speaker 6: The thing is like you want a movie, you want
Speaker 6: a feature length thing, so that way you can edit
Speaker 6: down the highlights into something that is like something like
Speaker 6: ten minutes.
Speaker 1: So what do you think would be a good thing
Speaker 1: to start? Well, that's that's not really a thing for
Speaker 1: right now, but like I feel like a good idea
Speaker 1: be like I guess because it says be something we've
Speaker 1: never seen. That's the thing that would make it more funny.
Speaker 6: It could be Yeah, because we're watching it the first time,
Speaker 6: we're just I've never seen anything because we've literally done it.
Speaker 1: This is like this is like what we si Literally
Speaker 1: I still haven't seen Forrest Gump still mm hmm, I've
Speaker 1: seen it too many times. But I'll watch it again.
Speaker 1: I bet you would.
Speaker 4: I just like that movie, so I don't want to
Speaker 4: do something. I'm just like, oh, I really liked I
Speaker 4: just want to watch.
Speaker 6: This movie like Toy. So it was that Small Soldiers
Speaker 6: I haven't seen. I haven't seen that movie in a
Speaker 6: long I'm saying forever. Yeah, I would watch that.
Speaker 1: Ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I don't watch something with Jackie channing it. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 4: I'll do it. It has to only be on the
Speaker 4: Patreon now. But yeah, we could not. We could not,
Speaker 4: all right, yeah, yeah, we have to watch it with
Speaker 4: Mick as like aff Okay, this is buffer, It's okay,
Speaker 4: now that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's way worse. My Asian friend here, so we could
Speaker 1: be very racent. We have we have the ras pass. Look,
Speaker 1: he's Taiwanese, so it's gonna be like him even more
Speaker 1: so you know he can't even bring him. This is
Speaker 1: worse that I'll go. That is not a country.
Speaker 6: Oh. I asked the rock for his autograph. I told
Speaker 6: him my name is Derek, and it cuts off. I
Speaker 6: assume he's gonna say your name oh, then he killed
Speaker 6: but he says suck penis, dick and cock. On episode
Speaker 6: two six seven, you all of you mentioned that you'll
Speaker 6: never let your children listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1: I think that's a good decision.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 6: For example, one of the Hodge Twins has a daughter
Speaker 6: that has a YouTube channel. She does reaction content. Her
Speaker 6: fans recommended her dad's old clips, and there was one
Speaker 6: video that had her dad said, I was so depressed
Speaker 6: that I would stroke my mushroom tip tip to fuck
Speaker 6: magazines late at night. I would bust all over myself
Speaker 6: and I was so depressed that I wouldn't even clean
Speaker 6: the cum off my judges.
Speaker 1: I would just go to bed like that.
Speaker 6: It is an amazing thing to say, by the way,
Speaker 6: that is hilarious, and the look of terror and disgust
Speaker 6: had me dying of laughter for minutes. And hopefully it
Speaker 6: reinforces your decision on this topic.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I gotta see I gotta find that video.
Speaker 6: The second, the second, I have a kid this We're
Speaker 6: deleting this whole show. We're gonna restart, We're gonna episode one.
Speaker 6: Hey guys, Yes, that is perfect.
Speaker 1: That's solution. That's so reasonable. Yeah, obviously, it's like, welcome
Speaker 1: to start TENK episode one. Uh, who are you suiting ties?
Speaker 1: Who are you? Oh? My name is uh Dereks. Oh,
Speaker 1: good to meet you. My name is King Sticky. What
Speaker 1: are we talking about? We talk about the Economybut economy,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about them and my wonderful daughter
Speaker 1: and wife. My wonderful daughter and wife GDP. The idea
Speaker 1: of that hearing. Yeah, see like that God.
Speaker 6: Does concerned me sometimes, but it's also a like, I
Speaker 6: don't know, man, get over.
Speaker 1: It, the fact that, like the Hodswims will let me
Speaker 1: down so much. I used to be bigger of them
Speaker 1: upon a time. I like them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw them live at the fucking uh Brand
Speaker 4: prov It was before they were political, before they were political,
Speaker 4: when they were a political Yeah, yeah, I just I
Speaker 4: saw them. I fucking they were just as launching the
Speaker 4: obnoxious and funny because I was like, oh, I like
Speaker 4: their style automedy because they don't have they're not doing
Speaker 4: like they when whenever they tried to do a bit,
Speaker 4: it wasn't as funny when they were just kind of ranting,
Speaker 4: because that's what I was like, I like these they
Speaker 4: just say stupid stuff. And then they realized and I
Speaker 4: might have talked about some of the podcasts before.
Speaker 1: But I think.
Speaker 4: Partially I might be a little bit responsible for their
Speaker 4: trajectory because they saw like that. They like I befriended
Speaker 4: them and their manager and we would talk there. They
Speaker 4: asked me questions about, like my political content. They were
Speaker 4: just kind of inquisitive, like yeah, but it wasn't me
Speaker 4: specifically that made them make that type of content. But
Speaker 4: I remember I was talking to Stephen Crowder's I don't
Speaker 4: know who was, might have been his dad. Somebody reached
Speaker 4: out to me talking like his dad.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: I got reached out to twice and he's like, it's
Speaker 4: me whatever. His name was still the Poppy Crowder, me
Speaker 4: Poppy Crowder, big Daddy Crowder. And he was like, hey,
Speaker 4: could you fly down to Texas and do a bit?
Speaker 1: And I was like no.
Speaker 4: I was like, I mean they probably would have, but
Speaker 4: I was like, I had a conversation with Crowder one time,
Speaker 4: one time, we want to talk about something specifically. This
Speaker 4: was still when this was before all of them just
Speaker 4: completely lost their minds.
Speaker 1: Stephen Crowder was kind of always in that, but like I.
Speaker 4: Didn't know him enough to where the biggest thing that
Speaker 4: I saw of him. There was some shitheads heckling and
Speaker 4: then he just ranted and I was like, oh that
Speaker 4: that seemed like a reasonable response to me. Yeah, So
Speaker 4: I didn't know is when I started seeing his politics.
Speaker 4: For example, he made a video as a dog. He's
Speaker 4: pretending to be like a lab or something and he's
Speaker 4: like giving a news me and he's convincing people that
Speaker 4: the AIDS epidemic was real.
Speaker 1: What the fuck was that?
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like this guy, like I
Speaker 4: didn't know how in he was because I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, unfortunately I didn't. I don't watch.
Speaker 6: I didn't hate him really like, I just kind of
Speaker 6: felt like, you're definitely right landing, and I think you
Speaker 6: have the potential to be crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm not super sure yet. That was just not digging. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I remember I went to his house and I think
Speaker 6: he invited us over to his house like he was
Speaker 6: having like some you know, beat my wife party, and
Speaker 6: it was like a whole thing and he got a
Speaker 6: bunch of people just like I think my wife was
Speaker 6: in a room. Yeah, just people with sticks and various items.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, man. I didn't go.
Speaker 6: I didn't go. Yeah, I mean I went there and
Speaker 6: then uh, I went. I went there and I walked
Speaker 6: in and I saw that it was all just like
Speaker 6: the food was just really not good. So I just bounced.
Speaker 6: I only really went for the food. I flew all
Speaker 6: the way over there for the well a fig years ago.
Speaker 6: I was gonna be a Texas barbecue or something, right,
Speaker 6: and it was just like it was just like pigs
Speaker 6: in a blanket and ship and like lazed potato chip and.
Speaker 1: It lazed like the laze potato chip.
Speaker 4: But yeah, Crowder and his dad, Big Daddy Crowder or whatever,
Speaker 4: he was there too.
Speaker 1: He was definitely there.
Speaker 6: You always mean that, you said, I saw you take
Speaker 6: a swing in them.
Speaker 1: I hit the wife once. It's like, why it's part
Speaker 1: of the party. That's part of the party. That's disrespectful,
Speaker 1: not to party. It is rude. I didn't I didn't
Speaker 1: hit it with my hands. I don't want to feel
Speaker 1: like I don't want to understand it's the human I'm hitting.
Speaker 1: What did you use? I used the fucking spiked bat.
Speaker 6: What do you mean that's such a fucking acceleration like
Speaker 6: smoking spoke telling you there she killed this scorpion with
Speaker 6: a samurai sword. Why why was the closest thing. She
Speaker 6: tried to sandal first and it didn't work, so she
Speaker 6: went from sandal to samurai sword. That's what you just did.
Speaker 6: You went where to a spiked bat?
Speaker 1: Did she kill a scorpion? At?
Speaker 6: Probably in Costa Rica, where there's fucking all sorts of there.
Speaker 4: There are scorpions' like that there in Costa Rica. That's
Speaker 4: not a climate for a scorpion. It's it's one of
Speaker 4: those fresh water scorpions. Scorpions are desert creatures, right, I
Speaker 4: mean no, there's some in jungles too.
Speaker 6: There are jungles, I swear they are, but I don't know.
Speaker 6: Last I've only seen a scorpion in the desert.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Here, that's probably in the the least and stuff. There's
Speaker 4: like scorpions everywhere, you know. I guess scorpion king, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean beats me.
Speaker 6: Look a look the giant Asian forest scorpions. So it's
Speaker 6: like different species, that's right. That's why I said, like
Speaker 6: it beats me.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I've always just the only time I've ever seen scorpions
Speaker 4: that like, when I moved to Arizona, and that's when
Speaker 4: I figured. That's when I found out that scorpions were fast,
Speaker 4: and it terrified me.
Speaker 1: Dude, they're scary fast.
Speaker 6: That's terrified because they're so big that you would imagine like,
Speaker 6: oh they're big. It might be because like there's spiders there
Speaker 6: a big example. Yeah, well I was just saying that
Speaker 6: there are spiders that that are big, and then you
Speaker 6: see the move even when they're running.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh I can I can track that.
Speaker 6: I mean that's moving with as if it has the
Speaker 6: mass that I expected to. But like scorpions, it would
Speaker 6: be like if you saw a cat teleport in front
Speaker 6: of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, just like how are you doing?
Speaker 4: You're so you don't need this, you don't even need
Speaker 4: Like scorpions are so apex it's ridiculous. Yeah, oh you
Speaker 4: got pincers, you got sucking a stinger with with stuff.
Speaker 1: You're already really powerful.
Speaker 4: You're fast too, like you have every example like you should.
Speaker 4: If humans die, like asteroids, something happened, I think scorpions
Speaker 4: take over next the I think I think I think
Speaker 4: the of the apes are gonna die off to within
Speaker 4: scorpions like human scorpions, like they evolved to where they evolved.
Speaker 1: But there's mad Latin American scorpions.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I mean, look like that was just me
Speaker 4: being completely ignorant, had no idea to me.
Speaker 6: Were like when I was a kid, I always just
Speaker 6: associated snakes with like the desert. Like I was just like, oh,
Speaker 6: snakes in the desert. And then then I remember going
Speaker 6: outside in like New York. I may're like, oh, there's
Speaker 6: a snake.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is a snakewhere? I
Speaker 1: didn't know?
Speaker 4: But there's little that's true, Like if libsds are all
Speaker 4: over Coasta, Rica, why wouldn't fucking uh scorpions. I guess
Speaker 4: because it's very warm climate, I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I think, what is something? What is an
Speaker 1: animal that's only in one place? Uh? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Oh yeah, what is the animal?
Speaker 6: I don't there's probably a fucking well, no penguins because
Speaker 6: it's tropical penguins too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I've never seen one. It's like the ones
Speaker 1: that surfs up, like the African ones. Literally there's like Africa, you.
Speaker 6: Never see it surfs up. That was actually pretty good.
Speaker 6: That's pretty solid. It's like the s It is actually
Speaker 6: pretty not like a it's like a shark Tale kind
Speaker 6: of movie. Yeah, but like it's a sha is like
Speaker 6: an Emperor penguin. It's shot like a documentary, which is awesome.
Speaker 6: It's such a weird idea. I don't really remember.
Speaker 1: It that well though, I should watch it there. Hell,
Speaker 1: I remember playing the video game for Animal really.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: That was back when there was a lot of like
Speaker 6: video game like video game movie demos, like on three sixty, like,
Speaker 6: what's what's this? I played that in B movie? The
Speaker 6: game was that real?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's not good?
Speaker 6: It wasn't as bad as it should be by any means,
Speaker 6: Like it's it's like reasonably entertaining for what it's to be,
Speaker 6: but it's definitely.
Speaker 1: My health is low. Said, Oh man, you horses not
Speaker 1: from America. They're not from America horses.
Speaker 4: No, They're from Asia, actually from So what happened was
Speaker 4: they they originated from Asia and then they bought them over.
Speaker 4: They well they actually I think they they may have
Speaker 4: migrated themselves. I knew this, I swear I I I'm
Speaker 4: talking about maybe a year or two ago.
Speaker 1: I looked this up extensively, and now I'm a little confused.
Speaker 4: Horses in America, I know not. I heard that that
Speaker 4: it's still true, but it's not many of them anymore,
Speaker 4: so apparently, I think I think what it was is
Speaker 4: what might have happened was there was horses. At first
Speaker 4: they died off because of you know, extinction and then uh,
Speaker 4: and then they got brought over from Asia.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then they all died in again and then
Speaker 6: they had to be reinvented.
Speaker 1: They invented the horse.
Speaker 4: The ones like they might have gotten from Asia at
Speaker 4: first died off and then.
Speaker 1: The Europeans brought them. I think that's what happened.
Speaker 4: I think what this I think so I think they
Speaker 4: were originally from Asia. They migrated over like say, basically,
Speaker 4: you know how long time ago the lands were kind
Speaker 4: of connected like uh and Alaska and stuff like that,
Speaker 4: they came over to that way through Asia. I think
Speaker 4: they went extinct and then they got reintroduced by Europeans,
Speaker 4: by Spanish.
Speaker 1: I think the.
Speaker 4: Spanish if some if that's wrong, I gotta do it wrong.
Speaker 1: God, the craft.
Speaker 6: I want to see a B movie Dark Souls Game,
Speaker 6: one thousand B movie, seci row, let's do it. That
Speaker 6: sounds like it sounds like a fucking million dollar idea?
Speaker 1: Is above? What?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 6: Remember he's the penguin, He's the Yeah, that's Silo, that's
Speaker 6: that's Shiloh.
Speaker 1: This kind of actually looks like him. So the chicken, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the chicken is awesome. Man, he's the best character in
Speaker 1: the movie.
Speaker 4: He's a stone or any Yeah, obviously he's a blicker.
Speaker 4: But it's fun, like that movie is I feel like
Speaker 4: I remember that movie being a.
Speaker 1: Lot a lot of fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's because it's shot like an actual documentary. Like
Speaker 6: it's like the camera crew and like it's like, oh interesting,
Speaker 6: it's really strange, and they're.
Speaker 1: Not even freaking out that like they're surfing and ship.
Speaker 6: I I, I don't know. I haven't seen that movie
Speaker 6: since it came out in two thousand and six or something,
Speaker 6: So I have no.
Speaker 1: Real one Spieice of Animal that's only in one place,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to remember which one it is and
Speaker 1: it's making me lose my mind. Yeah, well humans and Europe,
Speaker 1: stupid idiot, only real humans are from Europe. Well there's
Speaker 1: some people that actually believe that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was watching I didn't know the context of this.
Speaker 4: It was an Asian guy sitting to dinner. Balder dude,
Speaker 4: you look kind of short and he's sitting with this
Speaker 4: taller white guy in a suit and they're discussing like
Speaker 4: why did you vote for like Trump and all this stuff, and.
Speaker 1: He's just so I was like, is this like Django
Speaker 1: and Chain?
Speaker 4: It was so weird because he's just like, whoa, you know.
Speaker 1: The the what the what demographic it would be?
Speaker 4: He basically was saying that like it's gonna help white
Speaker 4: people survive and not be replaced voting for Trump. And
Speaker 4: then and then he was talking about like, but we
Speaker 4: need to be here. We we helped build stuff, and
Speaker 4: he's like, we would have done it without you. It
Speaker 4: was I was like, I don't know the context. I
Speaker 4: don't know who this was. When I was like, what
Speaker 4: the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Why is he so casually fancy, like fancy and fancy
Speaker 1: and he's trying to appear better than an Asian fella
Speaker 1: that in front of him remind me of a Leo
Speaker 1: When he's like explaining the fucking uh two divots in
Speaker 1: the back and the like that bullshit. I was like,
Speaker 1: what's happening people like that? I just want to I
Speaker 1: just want them to be trapped in nightmares like.
Speaker 4: They cannot like like they are stuck, like they are stuck,
Speaker 4: like it's like fucking Necron comes up and it's like
Speaker 4: turns everything bad for them, only like they're they're in there.
Speaker 4: It's basically like pulp fiction for them when Zed is
Speaker 4: like fucking them, but like it's just it's it's actually
Speaker 4: un what's his name, Vin Raims, his character, it's he's
Speaker 4: like basically Vin Rams is fucking the white guy and
Speaker 4: that that's that's the that's the nightmare for them, just
Speaker 4: like getting fucked and then their their wife is getting fucked,
Speaker 4: their their mistress, boyfriends getting fucked.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you would call that. What do
Speaker 1: you call it? Mistress?
Speaker 6: When it's a guy, I think it's just a mister, mister,
Speaker 6: it's mistress and mister right, that can't be right, it
Speaker 6: can't be But also like it.
Speaker 4: Because that's not because miss because mister there's mister and missus.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but and then there's mistress and mister, there's miss
Speaker 6: miss stress and mister.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Mistrel minstrel Mentu dragon age, but the Canari dragon age,
Speaker 4: but the Canari.
Speaker 1: I'll talk like stallone road in He says, Hey.
Speaker 6: Gay Tank, that's amazing. Yeah, I finally tried out Alan
Speaker 6: Waken Control last month, and those were great. The thing is,
Speaker 6: I remember when they initially came out and I didn't
Speaker 6: get them because I thought they that they looked stupid
Speaker 6: and gay.
Speaker 1: That's what he says.
Speaker 6: The question is, what is something show game, et cetera
Speaker 6: that looked dumb and gay to you at first, but
Speaker 6: then years later you've had that you actually love it,
Speaker 6: so that I came as something that I didn't like,
Speaker 6: I guess technically call it. I mean the new call
Speaker 6: Duty is really good and I really do love it,
Speaker 6: and I don't even when I played mont Warfare two
Speaker 6: and stuff like, I didn't really care what it. I
Speaker 6: don't know who fucking soap McTavish is and I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't know who these people are.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't, I don't get it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. So some people say it's just mistresses is
Speaker 1: kind of neutrals. Still on this, I see what is it?
Speaker 1: Some people say our mistress is kind of neutral. But
Speaker 1: another one that people say is what paramore actually paramore?
Speaker 1: Well that is what that means?
Speaker 6: I guess interesting, Yeah, yeah, I guess yeah, I guess
Speaker 6: that that's that actually is the neutral Mistress yeah, No,
Speaker 6: paramore is the neutral one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that paramore just means.
Speaker 4: Like one said, manstress, manstress is fire, like manstress is good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that the racist person's manstress getting in fucked
Speaker 4: up by Marcellus Wallace.
Speaker 1: There we go, getting back below the EU.
Speaker 4: You have right, No, you're lying, you're lying.
Speaker 1: But so many things he hasn't seen he never saw. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's because of the fact that you know, it
Speaker 1: takes like insight to see that movie. Like it's there's
Speaker 1: somebody like this. Movies really good, like oh cool, moves
Speaker 1: really good, but like every film, fucking every film. If
Speaker 1: you haven't, you would.
Speaker 6: Have been I think for me, it's like if I
Speaker 6: hear a movie is good, then then it means there's
Speaker 6: no rush to see it, if.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 6: I don't know when I hear a movie is like
Speaker 6: controversial or it might be bad, I kind of want
Speaker 6: to see it because I don't know how well like
Speaker 6: being upset, Well, no, I me in a state.
Speaker 1: Of like, I don't like this the worlds I think
Speaker 1: because like I just the botto of my own jaw.
Speaker 1: That's insane.
Speaker 6: This is kind of thing that makes you wish I
Speaker 6: could animate you know what it's like every time, every
Speaker 6: every so often, something comes up like this that I
Speaker 6: wish I could draw and like make real, like the
Speaker 6: horse scraping a face off of somebody's skull, like an.
Speaker 1: Oreo oreo cream.
Speaker 6: But no, the way I think about it, honestly is
Speaker 6: like I saw a fight club recently for the first time,
Speaker 6: like in the last like three months or something, right,
Speaker 6: and I was like, oh, that was great. Uh, But
Speaker 6: like fight club is one of those ones that like
Speaker 6: everybody thinks it's so good that like there will never
Speaker 6: be no way to see it, But like Troll two
Speaker 6: or something just terrible, Like I don't know if that's
Speaker 6: even gonna Like people don't care about this thing enough
Speaker 6: to preserve this, Like I want.
Speaker 1: To see it such a bad movie. I'll get around
Speaker 1: to seeing these things. I know. Life is so fucking long.
Speaker 6: I'm sure at some point I'll sit down and see
Speaker 6: Forrest Gump and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: I've seen paulp Fiction, by the way, Like I when
Speaker 1: he gets on the table and he peas on all
Speaker 1: the food, right, so you don't eat it?
Speaker 6: No, that's miss fire too, No, it's not so uh.
Speaker 1: And then and they're an Bob, there is fire to it?
Speaker 1: Is that fire to the doubt, the doubting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's when the real missus that fire comes to
Speaker 6: down and accuses Robin Oilliams of stealing her identity.
Speaker 1: Good. Yeah, but it's still him. He's still playing You're
Speaker 1: stolen my how dare you? How sell blunder bust.
Speaker 6: Face suddenly becomes fucking Shakespeare like with the what is
Speaker 6: it the modern Shakespeare?
Speaker 1: DiCaprio, who directed that? I forgot there was a Titanic guy, right, Actually, well,
Speaker 1: James Cameron was Cameron. James Cameron did not make that Cameron,
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 4: It's it's I remember it was a notable director. Hey,
Speaker 4: Siri who directed The Great Gaps b I think it
Speaker 4: was the same person. I think it was the same
Speaker 4: person because that's why they put Leo in that movie.
Speaker 1: I think it is James Cameron, actually Leo uh Leo.
Speaker 1: Romeo and Juliet nineteen ninety six. I hated that movie,
Speaker 1: Baz Luerman, Okay, that makes sense. Let's Molin rouge and yeah.
Speaker 6: James Cameron psycho the idea crazy he.
Speaker 1: Was the terminator. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Two Titanic, Romeo and Juliet and then fucking Avatar.
Speaker 1: I saw that movie with Lily this uh Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1: You saw it? Yeah? Why was Balances the event in
Speaker 1: like la. She was like, let's go see this movie.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, what I see. In the long time,
Speaker 1: I don't remember hating it too much.
Speaker 4: That's funny that that's a movie you'd want to see
Speaker 4: on Valentine's Day. That Titanic, I mean, I actually I
Speaker 4: think that's more romantic than Roman. A romantic movie.
Speaker 1: Technically, it's not at all. I mean, it's a movie
Speaker 1: about romance.
Speaker 4: I guess it's a it's a romantic, but it's it's
Speaker 4: a romance about a fucking part. Even though it's it
Speaker 4: was fine back then, a twenty year old trying to
Speaker 4: fuck a fourteen year old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't be together, let's die. It's it's a romantic.
Speaker 6: It's a romantic movie in the same way that District
Speaker 6: nine is a romantic movie.
Speaker 1: I don't that's crazy. That's crazy, you know, it's a
Speaker 1: romantic trying to fuck those bugs. Yeah, it's just like
Speaker 1: those bugs. That's that's what he cares about.
Speaker 6: His human DNA and his and his alien DNAIRE trying
Speaker 6: to like be together, but like he's not, won't let it,
Speaker 6: and at the.
Speaker 1: End it finally succumbs, succumbs to that. He's awesome. Mat
Speaker 1: I love that Peter Jackson. I like his work.
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well he produced it probably because I know that
Speaker 6: that was Neil Blumcampter did.
Speaker 1: It because he was the guy that he produced it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he probably did.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I remember that was like supposed to be
Speaker 6: the Halo movie and then it got fucked up. And
Speaker 6: that's why there's assault rifles in it. Oh, like they
Speaker 6: still use like a lot of the props and stuff.
Speaker 1: I think that movie is really insane because it implies
Speaker 1: that they can infect us with their d name, we
Speaker 1: become them. That's like a really that's the thing. It
Speaker 1: is not like I don't think they understood what they
Speaker 1: had in that moment. It's amazing, like because that's like
Speaker 1: a really big, fucking not okay moment.
Speaker 6: What I love about that movie is that like it
Speaker 6: isn't a series. Yeah you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 6: they it was just like here it is, We're gone. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's just like, oh so good, just what eventually it happened?
Speaker 1: Eventually?
Speaker 6: I should watched that. I think I might watched that today.
Speaker 6: Actually I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: Okay, go watch something I haven't seen. I'm not in
Speaker 1: the mood to do that. Not a move to explore.
Speaker 6: I don't know what I'm seen, like what would be
Speaker 6: like a like? I don't want to Today's on a
Speaker 6: far day?
Speaker 1: Gamer? Yes? Is that with?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 1: Is that hard? But with the Lee King Leonidas? You
Speaker 1: know what's weird? I really like I really like Butler,
Speaker 1: Like he's not just kid Leonid is always.
Speaker 4: It's King lean is in Gamer and every kingle and
Speaker 4: I is in Rain of Fire. So watch random No,
Speaker 4: go watch Radom Fire? Actually what's random fire with?
Speaker 1: With what's his name of? Patrick Bateman? Christian Vale? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But what's that man? What's his name? In the that movie?
Speaker 1: Is that right? Or that? Get it wrong? In the
Speaker 1: movie that I never saw? No, no, no, So who
Speaker 1: would you? Because I said Patrick Bateman? That movie? Is that?
Speaker 1: But is that the right name? Is it even Patrick?
Speaker 1: Or my fucking Patrick? I want? Okay, because I.
Speaker 4: Want Theodore Bateman, Theodore Baby so so Americans. So it
Speaker 4: has Patrick Bateman and King Leonidas and and and I
Speaker 4: don't know the guy's name in a right or or
Speaker 4: I don't know his name. Matthew mc I don't.
Speaker 1: Know his name. McConaughey is the one. Guys are fu
Speaker 1: over my mind to say that. You're saying I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Of the characters, and it's really upsetting me because I'm
Speaker 4: thinking of names that I don't know, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I know his real name, though, but.
Speaker 1: That is not interesting enough.
Speaker 4: I can't think of a single character's name that Matthew
Speaker 4: McConaughey played.
Speaker 1: I can't think. I I know I saw him in Interstellar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's his name.
Speaker 6: That mister Steller, Mister Steller.
Speaker 1: Is Michael Steller, Michael Steller, and is in Steller?
Speaker 4: Is that his name is Ive?
Speaker 6: His name is Derek Tective, mister Detective.
Speaker 1: One of the movies was he in? So his name
Speaker 1: was his name? Days? Was that the right movie? I think?
Speaker 1: Is that the one where he's like trying to high
Speaker 1: schoolers or something. I don't know. That's a lot of movies.
Speaker 1: I love how You getting out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's why he's just like I feel like
Speaker 4: there were so many like dumb like perverts that never
Speaker 4: figured that out, and then that was they were like
Speaker 4: it was like there, Eureka, they're like if I move
Speaker 4: around the high school and then jail, it's.
Speaker 1: Crazy and I love the idea.
Speaker 6: It's like some some some some devian He's.
Speaker 1: Like, I never thought of that. People like that, that's
Speaker 1: that's what happened to. People like that deserve you know.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is for going on and Trunks blows
Speaker 1: away eighteen. Yeah, they deserve that moment. Dude, he killed
Speaker 1: her so abruptly it was crazy.
Speaker 6: If free, it'll be the end of all of us,
Speaker 6: that dude, Trump says.
Speaker 1: Iconic line reads, He's.
Speaker 4: So upset because Trunks is the only person that can
Speaker 4: take himself out of the situation and be like, yo,
Speaker 4: it gets way worse, and that's future.
Speaker 1: He was raised by Bama and that's why.
Speaker 4: He's He hasn't had the ignorance of a saint rubbed
Speaker 4: off on him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like yo, stop series. When he showed up,
Speaker 4: the no nonsense was great. Yeah, he just fucked everybody up, like,
Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna.
Speaker 1: Made fun of Sell that killed him. He literally insulted
Speaker 1: him a bunch and murdered him immediately. He put yeah
Speaker 1: in the future, like mom actually would go take the
Speaker 1: time machine and sells fucking fruity ash those up and
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm getting apps though, and he's like, I
Speaker 1: know you're there, Nigga like should come out and.
Speaker 4: Funny thing, there's people that they do this with the
Speaker 4: Simpsons and I disagree with him. They say season eight
Speaker 4: there was a yeah, yeah, so, oh mister Skinner is
Speaker 4: not actual Skinnery. He's supposed to be Arman su or whatever.
Speaker 4: And that was when like, oh, this is this is
Speaker 4: this is it.
Speaker 6: This is the decline in that in that finale episode,
Speaker 6: that fake series finale they did on the most recent season,
Speaker 6: they had principal Skinner like go like the whole idea
Speaker 6: is that everybody was getting their own stupid spin off
Speaker 6: right until like mister Skinners was gonna go like be
Speaker 6: a fucking principal in San Diego or some ship. Uh,
Speaker 6: And he leaves and you see him leaving it in
Speaker 6: the real mister Skinner comes back, he comes into the house.
Speaker 1: What was that, Joe exactly that mister Skinner got replaced
Speaker 1: by somebody. Well, the idea was.
Speaker 4: That he he took the identity of the real Seymour
Speaker 4: Skinner or something, and it wasn't a joke and he
Speaker 4: didn't have the heart to tell his mom that he
Speaker 4: wasn't Skinner when he came home, and then he just
Speaker 4: impersonated him and then became a teacher because that was
Speaker 4: the real Skinner's dream. And then the real Seamore Skinner
Speaker 4: came back, and then it turns out that guy sucks
Speaker 4: so badly that the town tied him to a fucking
Speaker 4: train and shipped him out of Springfield and then brought
Speaker 4: back the fake Seamore Skinner, like we want you back.
Speaker 4: His old mother was like, I want the fake Seymore back.
Speaker 4: And some people argue this was the death of the Simpsons,
Speaker 4: but it started to declient.
Speaker 1: I disagree.
Speaker 4: I think there's still many more seasons that are better.
Speaker 4: But I was gonna make the point that a lot
Speaker 4: of people say the same thing when Tyn Travel was
Speaker 4: introduced into dragon Ball Z.
Speaker 1: No, there's people that say the same thing dragon Ball
Speaker 1: dragon Balls time ridiculous, but it is rediculous, should be ridiculous.
Speaker 4: That's what I feel about Simpsons, where I was like,
Speaker 4: I still I remember they're being extra. There are some
Speaker 4: of the Simpson's best moments on these clip channels that
Speaker 4: are far past season eight.
Speaker 1: So I'm like guys. Yeah. I think I think that
Speaker 1: people understand that for Dragonball, because I think dragon Ball,
Speaker 1: I think the addition of Trunks as a character and
Speaker 1: dragon Ball was awesome.
Speaker 4: Can I be honest, I think it's be respectful. I
Speaker 4: think it's people who, no, they're neurodivergent. I think they
Speaker 4: can't like this, like this is too nonsensical.
Speaker 6: Like Citazens kind of yeah, you can enjoy anything, Yeah,
Speaker 6: because you're picking apart every single Yeah, Sigma sin is
Speaker 6: really ruined a lot, that's true.
Speaker 4: He's like, actually I'm following that guy.
Speaker 1: I forget.
Speaker 4: Is they bird something a bird man? I think with
Speaker 4: with a three instead of like an e year? Yeah,
Speaker 4: or wait, there's.
Speaker 1: That wouldn't make sense? Is he the.
Speaker 4: Birdmann's It doesn't matter, but he he because of that,
Speaker 4: the cynicism of Cinema Sins is like I'm going to
Speaker 4: lampoon Cinema Sins and that's his thing now and.
Speaker 1: He gain a lot of subscribers for doing that. A
Speaker 1: lot of people, a lot of people have like a
Speaker 1: lot of like uh like overblown critiques of like things
Speaker 1: that are supposed to be I think, because like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I think, and I've I've I was afflicted
Speaker 1: by it before. I was like, this is supposed to
Speaker 1: be fun for the sake of it being fun. You
Speaker 1: don't have to tear into it every single day. You
Speaker 1: don't have to overanalyze everything that you experience. You know,
Speaker 1: there are things that are dumb, and if it fucks
Speaker 1: up with the Fox with the president that's been sent,
Speaker 1: then you can like, all right, this is a problem.
Speaker 1: But a lot of people just criticize everything, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I want to see what you have to make something.
Speaker 1: I want to see you make something so I can
Speaker 1: see if you're able to keep a concise profile the
Speaker 1: whole time because every people, everyone criticizes everything, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: look this, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4: Also a lot of people, oh of course, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: I Actually I fell into that with with Fallout the series.
Speaker 4: I came into it with the wrong mentality, so I
Speaker 4: started seeing I couldn't. I kept focusing on all these
Speaker 4: contrived moments, and I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: And you realized this is about a video game, and
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: Like, this is like dumb, bullshit, what am I doing?
Speaker 4: And then I enjoyed the series. I was like, actually,
Speaker 4: this was this was really fun. I really, especially the
Speaker 4: latter half this series, I started enjoying it way more.
Speaker 1: What's Cuba? Realized? You never answered that question? What the
Speaker 1: fuck was the question?
Speaker 6: It was like, do you remember like that you thought
Speaker 6: was dumb and gay or anything that you thought was
Speaker 6: dumb is like a kid that you ended up coming
Speaker 6: around to.
Speaker 1: Plenty of things.
Speaker 4: I actually don't have, dude, that was I actually don't
Speaker 4: have very many examples of that, because I it's a
Speaker 4: good problem to have. There's so much stuff to consume
Speaker 4: that if there's something that seems kind of dumb to me,
Speaker 4: I usually just skip it. And I know, actually I
Speaker 4: brought it up the other day about Fable. Fable is
Speaker 4: a series that I skipped that I know is not
Speaker 4: a bad series. But I also don't feel bad for
Speaker 4: skipping it because I just I have no time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like fuck man, Like I just even now I feel
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I want to, I want to
Speaker 4: get back to Baller's Gate. I want to get back
Speaker 4: to I want to, But now I'm now don't playing
Speaker 4: Veill Guard, now playing Veila Guard.
Speaker 1: I've heard the duelist is sick as fucked though I
Speaker 1: heard this shit they can do as wild feel about
Speaker 1: it now that you're actually playing well, now that I'm
Speaker 1: playing well.
Speaker 4: So so the the writing has been more frustrating than
Speaker 4: I wanted it to be because it's a little the
Speaker 4: writing is not God damn it, it's too handholdy. The
Speaker 4: way that they keep saying shit were I'm like, I know,
Speaker 4: I was like, you guys.
Speaker 6: It's very Netflix, like the the philosophy of oh, they're
Speaker 6: not paying attention to just repeat inform, you know.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. Like, somebody made a video.
Speaker 6: I think it was Drew Gooden, who is uh makes
Speaker 6: really good stuff by the way, Yeah, but he did
Speaker 6: a video about like people on Netflix and people who
Speaker 6: are making shows on TV. They often, especially like when
Speaker 6: it comes to like any documentaries that could ostensibly be
Speaker 6: like an hour and a half like one movie, stretch
Speaker 6: them out into four parts and they just repeat information
Speaker 6: over and over again because they expected people who are
Speaker 6: watching or just looking at their phone half the time, right,
Speaker 6: So repeating yourself is okay. And to see that kind
Speaker 6: of creep into a game that's interactive that you can't
Speaker 6: not interact with you it's crazy.
Speaker 4: That is a very good point because that must be
Speaker 4: exactly what's happening? And there was two moments. I'm still
Speaker 4: very early in the game, but there's two instances and
Speaker 4: I might have mentioned it before, I don't remember, but
Speaker 4: there they're talking about Soulas and there's that detective chick
Speaker 4: never whatever the fuck her name is, and she doesn't
Speaker 4: know Soulas. She was like, who the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 4: And then Verk's like, motherfucker, is an Eldan god. Like
Speaker 4: he's an Elvint god. He's like, he's the shit, and
Speaker 4: then like he explains and then Nev says, well whoever
Speaker 4: he is? And I was like, would he just explained
Speaker 4: who he is? And then there's another scene right next
Speaker 4: to where she's like not taking him seriously again and
Speaker 4: they need to remind her this guy's the deal. He's
Speaker 4: an Elvin was like.
Speaker 1: Why are you? Are you retarded?
Speaker 4: It was one of those things where I'm like you,
Speaker 4: I don't need you, and they're gonna do it again,
Speaker 4: of course, like because for so, I don't know, it's
Speaker 4: weird the I guess that's the idea of they don't
Speaker 4: take him seriously. And then let's like I guess, so,
Speaker 4: which is weird? Like why would you not.
Speaker 1: It's how do you like.
Speaker 4: What you see the results of him, of what he's
Speaker 4: done so far? How could you not take him seriously?
Speaker 4: I I, yeah, yes, right, I get it.
Speaker 1: But that's what the tinality is because obviously it's always
Speaker 1: like the stories like this hot shot guy, like this
Speaker 1: guy's not a joke. Yeah, whatever he is. I don't.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, this guy's bad, this guy's a god.
Speaker 1: All jokes aside. We have to be on our p's
Speaker 1: and q's. I heard soul It's is still dope.
Speaker 4: Well that this the thing that I've been So I've
Speaker 4: only been playing for like three hours, and a significant
Speaker 4: portion of it was me fucking with the sliders and stuff.
Speaker 1: I was like just seeing what the fuck I can do.
Speaker 4: And uh so the combat it feels like for it
Speaker 4: doesn't feel like a dragon age at all, but for
Speaker 4: something else it feels good. I I do think that
Speaker 4: the because I did the Warrior I feel like I
Speaker 4: might have said this before, but I did the Warrior class.
Speaker 4: So I start with the Warrior and one thing that's
Speaker 4: weird is I don't really see the need for a
Speaker 4: mage necessarily because of the AOA, the AoE effects that
Speaker 4: you can unlock. I heard you get really overpowered by
Speaker 4: the end of the game. Weird that like the game,
Speaker 4: you don't really need anyone else.
Speaker 1: That's the good.
Speaker 4: I already the second skill that you unlocked. I was like,
Speaker 4: this has such a wide Yeah, the groundstomp thing. I
Speaker 4: was like, bro, this is so op and I barely
Speaker 4: started the game, like it's it. It stuns everybody and
Speaker 4: and it does such a significant amount of damage that
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't need. I was like, I think
Speaker 4: I should bump the difficult tip the nightmare. And it
Speaker 4: was weird, I thought, because like, you know, skill up.
Speaker 4: He said that the enemies are really sponging, and I
Speaker 4: hard disagree with so far because if you played any
Speaker 4: of the old Dragon Age games, No, that was real sponging.
Speaker 1: And one of the encounter right after the Torrio you
Speaker 1: can die from that and just not get past if
Speaker 1: you don't train up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, motherfuckers, I'm I'm hacking. I'm hacking away
Speaker 4: with some of these motherfuckers. They're just I'm like, damn,
Speaker 4: I need to I'm gonna die. And then I see
Speaker 4: some of my party members dropping out, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 4: this is crazy or Inquisition, in my opinion, was the spongiest.
Speaker 4: The first uh, Pride demon that you fight takes way
Speaker 4: too long to beat. It's almost like a tutorial battle
Speaker 4: a Pride demon with a flag that's exactly. That's exactly.
Speaker 4: But long story short, so I barely just got into it.
Speaker 4: The dialogue is annoying the funk out of me, the characters.
Speaker 1: That bothers me. If the if, if it was, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be what it is. If it was, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be what it is exactly if it has had the
Speaker 1: dialogue stuff and the character if I wanted. But let's
Speaker 1: we talk. Let's move on. I was trying to sum
Speaker 1: it up and then you coming off. Thanks. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: not entirely. I don't like how I upset you, but
Speaker 1: I also don't care that at the same time, let's go.
Speaker 1: It's the next one. Let's see.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that is crazy. Buster mcthunder wrote in
Speaker 6: this this Hello Wretch, Boomer and Sire episode zero listener,
Speaker 6: first time Patreon asker, let's go, uh with the craziness
Speaker 6: in office right now? I've seen a few memes about
Speaker 6: Trump trying to repeal the twenty second Amendment and run
Speaker 6: for a third term. Well, to be fair, like, I
Speaker 6: think I've seen some things about that where it's like
Speaker 6: he's trying to I saw somebody post about he's trying
Speaker 6: to oppose term limits, but I think it was actually
Speaker 6: the opposite, apparently, like imposed term limits, which I don't
Speaker 6: really I feel like there are already term moments, so
Speaker 6: I don't really know what's going on with that.
Speaker 1: But outside of presidency, you mean, I mean there should
Speaker 1: be term moments for that'd be interesting. Yeah, there should
Speaker 1: be term moments for fucking of course for sure, easily
Speaker 1: for starters. Yeah. Literally, some of them are like most
Speaker 1: of them are senile, Like that's the part that's crazy.
Speaker 1: A lot of them are like actually seen. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: idea was going to be voting for stuff anymore. I
Speaker 1: think the.
Speaker 6: Idea was that like, oh well, if they can like
Speaker 6: if they had to run for that office, they could
Speaker 6: be corrupted. But like they're already corrupted anyway, so it's
Speaker 6: like it's not just at at very least lawed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it. Yeah, you look at the corrupted.
Speaker 4: The gifts that they receive to vote a specific way,
Speaker 4: like Clarence Starr Thomas for example. Just look at his
Speaker 4: the things that unreported gifts and tell me like.
Speaker 1: Oh, this guy corrupted or not. I'm not sure. Come on,
Speaker 1: I pretty god I gained power unimaginable. Oh man, yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyway, he says.
Speaker 6: Anyway, he says, yeah, term, if this happened, do you
Speaker 6: think Obama would step back into the ring or would
Speaker 6: we see Carter? Twenty twenty eight on Bill Point.
Speaker 1: I love that run Carter again. I love that Jimmy
Speaker 1: in a modern world would be well he well he
Speaker 1: is in the modern world. He's like his policies in
Speaker 1: the modern world.
Speaker 4: The trajectory of the of the of the Democratic National Committee,
Speaker 4: how loser esque they've been. And even I've seen some
Speaker 4: talk about saying progressive politics was the problem, which is
Speaker 4: las that is hilarious that anybody would suggests that. I
Speaker 4: think they would try to run Jimmy Carter. These people
Speaker 4: are so insane. They've been making the worst decisions imaginable
Speaker 4: since you know, they obviously pushed out Bernie Sanders, it
Speaker 4: almost feels and then Joe Biden was the nominee, even
Speaker 4: though he did given the circumstances, he won if it
Speaker 4: wasn't for the pandemic and everything, I don't know if
Speaker 4: that would have happened, but how yeah, however, I do
Speaker 4: like that. People were bringing up though if Trump did
Speaker 4: do that, Obama would run because Obama would crush him.
Speaker 4: Obviously this time I would be like, Okay, I don't
Speaker 4: I feel confident that because it's now a man is
Speaker 4: back running.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for the women.
Speaker 6: Sorry, women, yeah, sorry, you don't get a chance again. Sorry.
Speaker 1: You know what happens is this right, was said by
Speaker 1: I think it was not maybe Nixon who said it
Speaker 1: was like a woman would be a vice president, the
Speaker 1: president would die, a woman would become president, and a
Speaker 1: woman have to do a good job.
Speaker 6: Oh, I think I know you're talking there, but it
Speaker 6: wasn't Nixon. I know it was around that time.
Speaker 1: Though. They would die and then maybe they would do
Speaker 1: a really good job and they'd be like, oh a
Speaker 1: woman could do that. Oh wow, a woman could do this,
Speaker 1: like made charco household.
Speaker 6: That's what it would I mean technically that, yeah, it
Speaker 6: shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: That shouldn't be. It shouldn't be the caveyat but yeah,
Speaker 1: like yo, get out of here, you can't would have
Speaker 1: been fine.
Speaker 4: I just think it's funny that there are some very
Speaker 4: fundamentally conservative countries in Eastern Europe that have had female
Speaker 4: prime ministers. That's to me, what's so funny, right, Well.
Speaker 6: To be fair, I think what happened this time honestly, uh,
Speaker 6: not to focus too much on election stuff, but I
Speaker 6: think I do think Biden fucked up big time because
Speaker 6: the fact that like he was supposed to be like, oh,
Speaker 6: he's old, he's coming in here to like do one term,
Speaker 6: and then he's he's gonna make room, right, that was
Speaker 6: like that was what that was literally what he said.
Speaker 6: He said he wanted to be a transitionary. I don't
Speaker 6: remember that actually he said that. Okay, here's like footage
Speaker 6: of and it was just like okay, and then and
Speaker 6: then like, oh, well I'm doing well. I think I'll
Speaker 6: just run again. And it's just like, no, motherfucker, that's
Speaker 6: not what you said. And so because of that, we
Speaker 6: got no primary, and so like everybody was just like, well,
Speaker 6: well fuck, like who cares?
Speaker 1: Then, like they did everything wrong. They did everything wrong.
Speaker 1: They're bad at running campaigns.
Speaker 4: Well do you think did you see how many people, uh,
Speaker 4: how many tens of millions of people didn't vote this year?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that was the most well, Trump's votes, even himself.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Even Trump himself did worse this year.
Speaker 6: He didn't compared to like how much he had before.
Speaker 4: He did the worst technically, just by technicality, but by say,
Speaker 4: every other margin, he did better, like people.
Speaker 1: Every demographics voter. That's the thing.
Speaker 4: Even though overall people voted less for him. I think
Speaker 4: that that's that's still it xempifies the thing he did.
Speaker 4: He literally did worse. Yeah, but that's just by but
Speaker 4: that's just by a technicality. Well well, like everybody technically
Speaker 4: did worse by just people voting less.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. But like
Speaker 1: the idea, but.
Speaker 4: Looking statistically on the people that he spoke to, or
Speaker 4: the people who were voting against a woman, people who
Speaker 4: were voting, and people need to remember this. They're black
Speaker 4: and Hispanic voters, especially the men. They're big. It's as well.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately people forget that. So then when when they're hearing
Speaker 4: every day that they're transing your kids, that shit speaks
Speaker 4: to them too. They people forgot about that. I mean that,
Speaker 4: Like I was like, hey, campaign trails, all the conspiracy
Speaker 4: theories that they're spewing out on the right, you need
Speaker 4: to counter them, because these people are just gonna believe
Speaker 4: that it's true because you're not saying you're just ignoring it,
Speaker 4: like because and I'm like, that's not how you reach
Speaker 4: stupid people by ignoring stuff.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing.
Speaker 6: Do you then at this point run a crazy person?
Speaker 1: No, you just run a rock star. That's it. That's
Speaker 1: kind of you. Run You run, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like just like you get like somebody. I know it's
Speaker 1: not technically mean, I know you're taking to mean like
Speaker 1: a fucking like, but like you run someone that is
Speaker 1: not going to be afraid to be a dick and
Speaker 1: right back to them. It can be like this posh like,
Speaker 1: oh we're the left and weren't gonna be more. No,
Speaker 1: you got it. First of all, you got to actually
Speaker 1: get people.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you got to get someone to properly gonna like.
Speaker 1: Really argue that. I can't believe they still thought that
Speaker 1: that was a good thing you're still doing.
Speaker 4: I didn't argue with they did that right because they
Speaker 4: they assumed that they had the minority and female Well,
Speaker 4: I mean that's.
Speaker 1: Why they thought.
Speaker 4: They they assume, they assume how it's always been, they
Speaker 4: have to vote blue, no matter who. That's how they all.
Speaker 4: A lot of these people always do the lesser two evils.
Speaker 4: They already have them so they don't have to change
Speaker 4: too much. And the thing is, they did a stupid
Speaker 4: fucking plan by trying to co opt some of the
Speaker 4: right running with Liz Chainey and all that ship, and
Speaker 4: they got none of them. Because I'm like, yeah, go
Speaker 4: the other direction of Mike Bernie, go that direction. And
Speaker 4: then all the people the most and the young people
Speaker 4: who are like I can't, I can't vote at all
Speaker 4: because it goes against my morals. They didn't get them,
Speaker 4: you know, because people try to convince them. But I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: young people don't understand the ramifications. When I was young,
Speaker 4: I was the same.
Speaker 1: They're stupid.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just like it was. It's more even like say,
Speaker 4: I'm a principal person. You're not gonna budge me and
Speaker 4: vote for this war machine. And then when you get older,
Speaker 4: you're like, well the war machine's gonna get worse, and
Speaker 4: you're like, okay, I can't think that way anymore.
Speaker 1: The kids don't think they they're stupid. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even call them stupid. Well, they well they are.
Speaker 1: They're ignorant. They're ignorant. They're more ignorant, that's ignorant the
Speaker 1: better word. I think I would still go as far
Speaker 1: as they stupid for hyperball, but I think because it's
Speaker 1: the idea, is this right, you'really yeah, iddamn it, because
Speaker 1: the thing is that they're they're young, right, you can
Speaker 1: still be young and not be a fucking idiot to
Speaker 1: be Like, of course, I could just look at things
Speaker 1: and see like, oh, even though I don't agree with
Speaker 1: this machine, I'm standing. I'm trying to be charitable, that's all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say something so disrespectful but harsh,
Speaker 1: but like, no, I was just trying to be charitable.
Speaker 4: I look at it deep down, like I was already
Speaker 4: saying that like the average voters Patrick Starr, Like, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I'm not I'm not gonna vote less
Speaker 1: because of them not standing up for Gaza. But it's like,
Speaker 1: look at how many more people of different groups are
Speaker 1: gonna suffer because you didn't vote for them. So now
Speaker 1: the place you you don't want to suffer is gonna suffer,
Speaker 1: and then other people are gonna suffer. You're not helping
Speaker 1: anything die you know, actually, like they're talking away. I'm sorry, youngster,
Speaker 1: they're talking.
Speaker 6: About they're talking about Gavin Newsome now because he's like,
Speaker 6: oh he's he's clearly associate.
Speaker 1: Bathing in there.
Speaker 6: It's just like literally the that's kind of the thing now,
Speaker 6: like you just want I think John Stewart actually would
Speaker 6: have a shot.
Speaker 1: I would like John to go up there. Gavin could
Speaker 1: hold him in a debate. He would. That doesn't even matter.
Speaker 1: The debates don't matter. It depends. It depends on how
Speaker 1: are established the debate. If you if you can be
Speaker 1: smart about it. So the thing is, well, look at
Speaker 1: the people.
Speaker 4: You weren't going to swing any and it was true
Speaker 4: even though Kamala mop the floorid Trump, it didn't matter
Speaker 4: at all. These people are gonna vote this way.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: But that's what when you're talking about, say for the left,
Speaker 6: you needed so like celebrity like John Stewart, people are
Speaker 6: going to be like, I fucking like John Stewart.
Speaker 4: I like the way he makes me feel. And then
Speaker 4: if John Stewart says I'm gonna do everything, even if
Speaker 4: he doesn't do it, say he tries and fails, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna do everything in my power in this war as
Speaker 4: suit as fucking possible. Like Obama said about the wars
Speaker 4: in Afghanistan, I rack he said the SA That's what
Speaker 4: he said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people believed him. Is Obama now?
Speaker 4: Is least he's like yeah about ninety four? Yeah, even
Speaker 4: if he could genuinely actually for real run again?
Speaker 1: Wait? How old? Yeah? How old actually is he? I
Speaker 1: I'm I haven't. I literally have no idea. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: save for the four. He was the youngest president. I
Speaker 1: have no I literally have no idea. Guy's spitball.
Speaker 4: I don't want him to run if six, I'm saving
Speaker 4: the four. What do you say, Chris, before you look
Speaker 4: it up?
Speaker 6: I literally have no sixty right, yeah, okay, fifty sixty three?
Speaker 1: Oh he's a sixties three. He looks good for sixty
Speaker 1: or honestly, oh for sure? Yeah? Oh, I mean but
Speaker 1: I mean considering, considering, considering.
Speaker 6: Considering Trump is eighty something or he's gonna be eighty.
Speaker 6: That's kind of wild. What that's kind of wild that
Speaker 6: like Obama, Obama would could run in four years and
Speaker 6: still be like significantly significantly.
Speaker 1: That is so insane. Yeah, it's just like I would
Speaker 1: suck though, like man like, come on, I mean, it
Speaker 1: would suck for him because he clearly wants to just chill.
Speaker 4: But he's someone that's play basketball and he wants to
Speaker 4: be like, yeah, you know, and keep his wife. You know,
Speaker 4: motherfucker is he his male wife? Because of the best
Speaker 4: conspiracy theory. RFK just wants to do what Michelle Obama
Speaker 4: was trying to do. Hey, let's make America healthy. And
Speaker 4: then all the Republicans back then when Michelle proposed that,
Speaker 4: and they're like.
Speaker 1: New stupid bitch. If I want to eat a hamber,
Speaker 1: I can, and then r FK is like I want
Speaker 1: be healthy.
Speaker 6: Everyone's like and I was like the flip on that
Speaker 6: I praised you people so much, the flip on that
Speaker 6: really is crazy. It's like, you can't make me drink
Speaker 6: that shoda. And then they're like, actually, it's poised like.
Speaker 1: Principal people so much. We're like you.
Speaker 4: Literally will do anything that is asked of you. There's
Speaker 4: no there is no there's no limit. That's why I
Speaker 4: pray I want Trump to just be like because I
Speaker 4: know Trump doesn't like poor and stupid people, so I hope,
Speaker 4: well he's just like, you know what, I'm gonna make
Speaker 4: them all drink.
Speaker 1: Poison, just like like because he can't he they.
Speaker 4: We said, Jim Jones, what's the difference between MAGA and
Speaker 4: fucking any other cult?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 4: Nothing at all. What's the difference between a cult and religion?
Speaker 4: Just the size?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It's like he's got him.
Speaker 1: I think we need, we need, we need somebody.
Speaker 4: That Obama would definitely, I think Obama would like say
Speaker 4: if Trump. First of all, I don't think Trump wants
Speaker 4: to run again, because in his acceptance speech or whatever,
Speaker 4: he was saying that like it's gonna be a glorious
Speaker 4: four years. He sounds like he's like, I'm gonna fuck
Speaker 4: around and then peace out. Probably however ideally it would write,
Speaker 4: but let's just say for the sake of argument, he
Speaker 4: doesn't want to go that route, because that's what I've
Speaker 4: been preaching, that it's all up to him, however, how
Speaker 4: far he wants to take things. It's just if he
Speaker 4: wants to do it or not. And so we're all
Speaker 4: just hoping that he doesn't want to do a lot
Speaker 4: of crazy shit. And but if you can run again,
Speaker 4: I should we even say that though, It's like I
Speaker 4: think obamaud mop the floor with him. But again I thought, uh,
Speaker 4: there was gonna be enough saying people to vote for
Speaker 4: what's her face?
Speaker 1: I think I think you just need uh maybe modern Obia.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe modern Obama would do.
Speaker 6: Like if Obama could just drop the civility stuff or
Speaker 6: and he doesn't he never really was that too much,
Speaker 6: but like if he could just get even further down,
Speaker 6: like go down into the trenches.
Speaker 4: And be like he seems smart enough to understand that
Speaker 4: dipshit Jerry is like, you know what, I gotta kind
Speaker 4: of because I mean he called Kanye jackass unprompted. He
Speaker 4: made fun of Trump's dick on the stage.
Speaker 1: Like he's He's taking He's taking over here. That would
Speaker 1: be amazing. That would if What's the show? Stupid?
Speaker 4: No, how we've joked about Bernie Sanders just being like
Speaker 4: Hood from Brooklyn, Like if he just did that, he
Speaker 4: would have like nobody can touch it, Like isn't that
Speaker 4: we've been saying that and we're not. It's like, even
Speaker 4: though we're making jokes, it's real.
Speaker 1: I'm dead serious.
Speaker 6: I've always been so like, you just need This has
Speaker 6: been a joke, but I mean it, like you just
Speaker 6: need somebody to go up there and just be a dick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom. I got an argue about that, My mom,
Speaker 1: how aveny more have to work? That's for you to
Speaker 1: believe it.
Speaker 4: I tried to convince my mom this. I was like, Mom,
Speaker 4: why are you stuck on the civility thing? I'm like
Speaker 4: why she was arguing? We were arguing about this, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, Mom, at this point, we need somebody to
Speaker 4: be like, why would you concede gracefully? I mean, you're
Speaker 4: gonna concede you lost, But what I mean is gracefully
Speaker 4: to this orange rapist, Like, oh, this nigga was the
Speaker 4: best friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Look, I'm gonna take fucking
Speaker 4: I'm going to flame him and be like, I lost.
Speaker 4: This is what the American people wanted. But I think
Speaker 4: it's insane that I lost to a fucking rapist, a
Speaker 4: convicted fucking sexual assault her, a fucking con mad fraud
Speaker 4: that is literally Trump University nigga. Like I would, I
Speaker 4: would just say these things, flame his ass and people
Speaker 4: be like, damn, where was that before?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Yeah, Like where the fuck was that? I think
Speaker 1: I think you need we need someone that's like not
Speaker 1: gonna puss your foot around obviously giving us the at
Speaker 1: least attempt that the policies we need right lie about
Speaker 1: at least, you know, but someone that's really gonna, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really gonna say, like, at least say the things
Speaker 1: like I want this ship ended now, I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: to focus for this. And they may have the intended
Speaker 1: to really want to do those things, but at least
Speaker 1: say it. No more like I don't know, we got it.
Speaker 6: I was like, Yeah, you don't need answers to hard
Speaker 6: questions anymore. You could just kind of like skirt through
Speaker 6: on vibes.
Speaker 1: You can just if you just do that, answer them.
Speaker 1: Though you could answer them. I think it's why why
Speaker 1: why would you why? Well, you don't. You don't need to.
Speaker 1: You don't answer what you don't have to answer. You
Speaker 1: could like obviously do the whole like you don't need to. Well, look, okay,
Speaker 1: let's test this out.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm some Gabor sixty minute reporter, right, and you're
Speaker 4: you're the candidate running against Trump.
Speaker 1: Who are the fuck? So Democrats have not been reaching
Speaker 1: to the people. They have not been connect at all.
Speaker 4: He's reflected in the numbers. What are you gonna do
Speaker 4: to separate yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell him the truth. You know. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stop lying and about things that are dumb and stupid.
Speaker 1: And I'm informed of the day may be dumb and
Speaker 1: stupid too, but I can guide them. That's why I'm here.
Speaker 1: So you just insulted the American people. Yeah, because a
Speaker 1: lot of them are fucking dumb. They vote for things
Speaker 1: aren't gonna.
Speaker 4: Help you think your voters are dumb.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are dumb people.
Speaker 4: That doesn't that you're trying to The ones that vote
Speaker 4: for me are clearly not dumb because they're voted for me.
Speaker 1: You'll suck my dick, Nick, how about that? I just
Speaker 1: see Steven A. Smith talk about it.
Speaker 6: Do you see that clip of him being like, I
Speaker 6: think I might run if I thought I had a
Speaker 6: shot at it, I might run.
Speaker 1: Oh you Like that would be amazing, Stephen Ain't Smith
Speaker 1: look out of debate state?
Speaker 6: I would I don't even care if he if he's
Speaker 6: even serious about it, but like, I would love to
Speaker 6: see him that would be from that position.
Speaker 1: That would be so fun. Man, You're stupid.
Speaker 4: I know the idea I want him to run. I
Speaker 4: know he wouldn't win, but it would be nice just
Speaker 4: to have him on the stage. Yeah, I would love
Speaker 4: for him to run. He needs to be just an
Speaker 4: agent of I just want like, look, man, there's so
Speaker 4: many people who can ease saved the country. And what
Speaker 4: I mean by that is, yeah, mm hmm, he's what
Speaker 4: a selfish bastard that he just won't run. Think about
Speaker 4: think about Robert Downey JUNI for example, Like if iron
Speaker 4: Man ran, it doesn't matter what the fuck he says,
Speaker 4: He's gonna win, right, Yeah, like iron Man wins.
Speaker 1: I just wish that these people who.
Speaker 4: Have just unlimited amounts of money it was possible for
Speaker 4: them to care of them are like, I don't want
Speaker 4: to do that. I'm already rich exactly. That's what That's
Speaker 4: literally what I just said.
Speaker 1: I wish. I wish people you have to, like I
Speaker 1: think you have to have the ambition, right, It's all
Speaker 1: about ambition to be going to president. It's like you
Speaker 1: have to have that fundamental ambition.
Speaker 4: It's like there's for the Bernie Sanders are very few
Speaker 4: and far between where it's like he cares and even
Speaker 4: though he should be chilling and he's like, I'm fucking
Speaker 4: I'm still gonna go on podcasts. I'm still gonna I'm
Speaker 4: still doing things to try to help, and he knows.
Speaker 4: He's like, man, there are a fucking rich, young, handsome
Speaker 4: motherfuckers that could run circles around me, because if they
Speaker 4: just mirrored Bernie Sanders talking points. But it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: but he's also young and handsome.
Speaker 1: Something like that, as he was his captain of.
Speaker 4: The Avenger, just the one just pick one pick picked
Speaker 4: even the rock, even the fucking rock first.
Speaker 1: It just picked somebody who's.
Speaker 4: Like, I'm scared, supares, don't worry. He did one thing
Speaker 4: that was a little bit because he's always been independent,
Speaker 4: but he was always even he endorsed Biden last time.
Speaker 4: He's always been like sitter left, but he did say
Speaker 4: he did he kind of fed a little bit into
Speaker 4: that woke culture thing one time, and so people are like,
Speaker 4: oh no. But then he I think he reeled it
Speaker 4: back and was like, I need to stay like a
Speaker 4: political because I don't remember it was. It was like
Speaker 4: he said something on his Instagram that alluded to that, like, oh,
Speaker 4: when he was talking about politics, it sounded like, oh no,
Speaker 4: is he gonna like start leaning this way? But he
Speaker 4: didn't say anything after that. I think he was kind
Speaker 4: of fishing.
Speaker 1: Rock so much. Don't do that to me, don't take it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you like the rock man. I've
Speaker 1: been him for years. Man, he's just so annoying. He well,
Speaker 1: he's he's if you, if you. I don't want to
Speaker 1: lose in my movies. He uh yeah.
Speaker 4: I think that is really the idea between him and
Speaker 4: Vin Diesel their fight and.
Speaker 1: Then the swinging contest. I want to be the tough one,
Speaker 1: and it's like, come on the.
Speaker 4: Clause for both of them, Like that's why in Fast
Speaker 4: five when they fought, Dude, when they fought in Fast five,
Speaker 4: it is the funniest fight scene because they're crashing through windows,
Speaker 4: crashing through walls, and I think maybe there's a drop
Speaker 4: of blood on one of them. I think maybe they're
Speaker 4: like they look like they just fucking had a nice walk. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And I was like, you guys just punched the fuck
Speaker 4: out of each other, but they couldn't look none of
Speaker 4: them could look battered.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, it's so insaying that you like, mag.
Speaker 4: I can't lose, Like that's such a wild thing to
Speaker 4: be like, that's such an ego.
Speaker 1: And be like, oh, you're crazy.
Speaker 6: You're crazy in a way that I've never seen in person.
Speaker 1: And that's insane.
Speaker 4: It's why that the Black Adams sucked. Yeah, he wrote
Speaker 4: it to be all about him and and it didn't
Speaker 4: fucking go over well at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a fucking moron? Makes me so sad.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's do it. Let's get the fudge lose man.
Speaker 4: That's like half the story is losing.
Speaker 1: In the stories, losing is fucking I want to be
Speaker 1: the villain that gets destroyed. Like to me, that's that's
Speaker 1: the funniest. Well, then you want to read this, then
Speaker 1: you want to rebound. You're like, bro, when I get
Speaker 1: back next.
Speaker 4: To stabbed like the end of American Me, Edward James
Speaker 4: almost gets stabbed, probably like fifty.
Speaker 1: Times American Me. Yeah, with like the Minions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Edward James almost is the Minion three.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it wasn't even the first one. Stop that stop
Speaker 6: that right, can't believe there's like sixteen of those movies.
Speaker 6: It's crazy, isn't that There's like fourteen stupid ships as
Speaker 6: it dispic of me, like the Minions, the fucking Rabbits.
Speaker 6: The Rabbits were another one for video games when like
Speaker 6: everybody loves ray Man and then it's just like, oh no,
Speaker 6: fuck ray Man, what about these fucking rabbits?
Speaker 1: And everybody loves ray Man? Rayman doesn't speak, though, does
Speaker 1: he know? Well he's this I don't know. He doesn't
Speaker 1: have a voice.
Speaker 6: Show where he was like ends, no, there was a show.
Speaker 1: There was a Raymond show.
Speaker 6: I swear to god. Ray Man is in a TV
Speaker 6: show where he's like a like a rapist or something. Okay, no, no, no, wait,
Speaker 6: hold on, he's like a corrupt CEO or something.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking.
Speaker 6: I think there's like a there's a shot of Raymon
Speaker 6: in like a TV show ray Man where he's like
Speaker 6: talking about like he's like giving like a villainous.
Speaker 1: I swear to God. I don't I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I understand. This sounds insane. It sounds way
Speaker 1: worse than Full metal Sine. I know. Wait hold on,
Speaker 1: let me look it up. I swear to God. I
Speaker 1: don't remember I swear to God. So what are we
Speaker 1: kind of type in Raymond? Rapist Raymond, villain, Hey guys,
Speaker 1: me comedy shorts ray Man. Now I'm going to rape
Speaker 1: you with raise.
Speaker 6: It's comedy shorts, ray Man, Mama's day, brother, here's me.
Speaker 1: What's the fuck did you find it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What the hell is this? Oh my god, I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: What's the king to a gay believe.
Speaker 6: Somebody in the somebody in the audience must know, Raymond.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't even know where the fuck to find it?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 4: Oh oh oh, black people steal.
Speaker 6: Me?
Speaker 1: He wrong? He ain't wrong.
Speaker 4: Some fucking adible. You're at the zoo, adorable animal, it
Speaker 4: says the most racist shit.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty three was this.
Speaker 6: Captain Laser Captain Laser Hawk a blood Dragon remix. Okay, okay,
Speaker 6: so Captain Laser Hawk, Raymond.
Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about? I swear to.
Speaker 6: God, Captain Laser Yeah, Captain Captain Laser Hawk, Raymon.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to find a clip of a Nick Mullen
Speaker 4: from Cometown. I'm doing a gay parody of olymp Biscuit.
Speaker 4: I can't find it. I think I might have made
Speaker 4: it up.
Speaker 1: Oh sick, huh? What is that? Who is that? Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that just some guy? Do you tweet
Speaker 1: it right now?
Speaker 4: Because do you guys not have do you guys still
Speaker 4: not have access to the Twitter. No, I don't, because
Speaker 4: like I remember a long time, it was like months ago.
Speaker 1: No, we put it in a thing. I just didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't need to know. You guys just
Speaker 1: didn't even just care to do anything, all right. I
Speaker 1: don't want to cause I don't want to see from
Speaker 1: the main pages. I don't want to like twee anything
Speaker 1: that might be like I asked beforehand, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to, like I'm like anything on the page, you know.
Speaker 1: But so we also have access to it is I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I found it.
Speaker 6: It's it's so apparently it's from Captain Laser Hawk.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what Blood Dragon rema.
Speaker 6: It's some show that came out like last year, and
Speaker 6: Raymond it's like an UBI Soft show. I guess because
Speaker 6: it happened to Blood Dragon. You remember far Cry blood
Speaker 6: Ragon Dragon. So it's like a remix of like I guess,
Speaker 6: a bunch of their stuff. And Raymond like it's literally
Speaker 6: ray Man and he's like, I do remember that, and
Speaker 6: he becomes like a fascist or something.
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 6: There's like other scenes where he's going crazy. He's got
Speaker 6: his hair slicked back.
Speaker 1: So I didn't know anything about that. Yeah, he's doing coke. Literally,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 6: But like Raymon is just there, so he speaks, so
Speaker 6: he does talk at least in that. Okay, But like
Speaker 6: that's where I thought I was going crazy because I
Speaker 6: I think we were making be Mario the fight ray Man.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think I think Mario is weak. I think Mario.
Speaker 1: I think Mario has been I think Mario's proven. Mar
Speaker 1: can slam his ass down on breaks and break them,
Speaker 1: but he's not. Mario can run so fast he jumps,
Speaker 1: but those aren't stories. But those aren't people bricks. But
Speaker 1: isn't he like there's probably more people? What is that?
Speaker 4: So here's the thing I have a question about Mario.
Speaker 4: Is he you know when he gets hit and he shrinks.
Speaker 1: He turned into regular? Is that's his regular.
Speaker 6: I would assume his non mushroom state is his regular state, And.
Speaker 1: I would that's about the state of what we see
Speaker 1: like in Mario Sunshine and Mario Sunshine like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so Mario up, he gets like he's big, but
Speaker 1: he's also a small person general. I like Mario short
Speaker 1: and crest he's like like five ft.
Speaker 4: Tall, Like yeah, free mushroom, right, Yeah, yeah, and he's
Speaker 4: like my size. Probably he's height with the hat maybe yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I just feel like, yeah, that is kind of terrifying.
Speaker 4: And then I think you see him jump and if
Speaker 4: we're scaling him based off his jump size on his size,
Speaker 4: that's enormous.
Speaker 1: But without a mushroom.
Speaker 4: He's like, because, like Raymond doesn't need power up to
Speaker 4: to whoop your ass.
Speaker 1: That's true, but Mario also picks up and throws someone
Speaker 1: the size of Bowser.
Speaker 4: He does have insect strength, that is true.
Speaker 1: He can this a there's a conversation that we had,
Speaker 1: you know, we.
Speaker 6: Thought Raymon is such a weird niche character. They're like,
Speaker 6: I'm not really that familiar with like what his powers.
Speaker 4: Because ray Man can make his hand big and slap
Speaker 4: the funk out of you and his whole hand is
Speaker 4: your side.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Also, like he has no limbs, so you can't really
Speaker 6: like trip him, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because like, yeah, he can't, he can't fall down. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he likes. I don't know how
Speaker 1: he does, but he doesn't feel like Raymond kind of
Speaker 1: motherfucker that he's like he puts his hands up. I
Speaker 1: guess at a certain point his hands don't respond anymore.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Like if you take his hand,
Speaker 1: like like far.
Speaker 6: Enough away, like the Wi Fi signals out, so you
Speaker 6: can grab his hands and theoretically pull them away from
Speaker 6: him so far that like this the signal.
Speaker 1: Is forsome back as well, and that as well, like
Speaker 1: because if that wasn't the case, you could Raymond can
Speaker 1: touch a fucking plane with one hand and then like
Speaker 1: let it go, then just go to the plane. You know.
Speaker 1: If that's the case, that's crazy. It's crazy. It's a
Speaker 1: powerful character. Raymond's awesome.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: I love those games. You You sure Death Battle hasn't
Speaker 1: done this already. Yeah, they might have, but they probably
Speaker 1: they probably haven't thought anywhere near as hard as weird
Speaker 1: thinking right now. Yeah, they're probably just like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how toll, let's do some scientific measurements. That has
Speaker 1: nothing to do. That's you're gay. I'm wizy. That's gaist
Speaker 1: it that's Gastick, and this is gay Battle. It was
Speaker 1: good Patrick Star or my Dick. Let's fine down, Fopatrick.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get the funk out of here. Patreon
Speaker 1: money to start gay Battle. Yeah, we'll start gay Battle soon.
Speaker 6: It'll have the exact same level of quality and Polly
Speaker 6: as real death Battle. I probably all right, let's read
Speaker 6: our twenty five dollars patron's names.
Speaker 1: This is where the show really starts.
Speaker 4: Shadow versus Reuku make made to make Toy three?
Speaker 1: Who's that? Two? One? No, no, you're talking. It was
Speaker 1: this dumb bitch you know shadows.
Speaker 6: Oh, just because they're the same colors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how call you know that? Yeah, because that's
Speaker 1: the only thing I know about Killer Killers, that character.
Speaker 6: Like you that seems very niche technically to me. Well also,
Speaker 6: I mean, like you did show it to me, Oh
Speaker 6: you saw saw? Yeah, I saw it. Was like, oh
Speaker 6: I knew, I knew, I knew the design. I forgot
Speaker 6: the colors and I saw them next week Tether They're like, oh,
Speaker 6: they just have the same color design.
Speaker 4: I guess is this from persona the the guy in
Speaker 4: the last Yeah, joker, and I know that's from Jojo
Speaker 4: obviously it's play how it looks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty identifiable. Inventoryama have like a really distinct
Speaker 6: like oh, I know, I know that's right, honestly, deal
Speaker 6: versus kind But they're but they're like not as well seen,
Speaker 6: you know. All right, it's it's Emma Joe versus heusing,
Speaker 6: so like uh a deal versus Ali Card.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 6: What about SpongeBob versus Doctor Phil did they have that?
Speaker 1: They have that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Imachinally that though I need there's they They still make
Speaker 4: a decent amount of views, you know, for being they
Speaker 4: make good pretty good for being like a billion years old,
Speaker 4: Like it's not bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're getting like whatever, few millions everything.
Speaker 6: Flexing being on one listener like a Destiny one beta
Speaker 6: when sharing a bad opinion kosher pussy got me contributed,
Speaker 6: committing more crimes.
Speaker 1: Oh but then yeah, big million for this one. Yeah
Speaker 1: days ago Christ.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's basically persona though it's mostly just like fans
Speaker 6: and things.
Speaker 4: So now I wonder who Wh're just gonna keep doing
Speaker 4: jojo and persona characters when Jojo or persona, he's just
Speaker 4: completely Those fights are so insane. It's like I was
Speaker 4: video game cases just fighting each other.
Speaker 1: Lily's brothers really a better plastic because of me. Unfortunately
Speaker 1: he likes a lot because he ruined his life like
Speaker 1: a lot. All these little brother you talked about. Room
Speaker 1: is like I'm trying to help him one persona. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't know. I think it's fine. Isn't that? Isn't
Speaker 1: that the name about dating high schoolers? Yeah, because you're
Speaker 1: a high school as well. Yeah, but yeah, but he's
Speaker 1: he's all right, Yeah, why do you like that? High school?
Speaker 1: When I started playing it? Yeah, but you started with four? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was in high school.
Speaker 4: When when did a episode? I don't know, I have
Speaker 4: no idea. I don't know anything about.
Speaker 1: I was in high school when I first played it,
Speaker 1: and I was maybe a year older than the character.
Speaker 1: But there's been five of them since? Or is there
Speaker 1: six of them? I'm trying to released into, doesn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So yeah, I was, I was starting high school when
Speaker 1: that damn before? What was in two thousand and eight? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: there's been the first one because it's it's a brunch
Speaker 1: of another series. First one. Yeah, and just like wow,
Speaker 1: I didn't know, feels more recent. It blew up because
Speaker 1: of five. Five is the one that let everybody know
Speaker 1: that was like a real franchise. But people, it's a
Speaker 1: Japanese friend. People over there are playing that ship thirty
Speaker 1: five year olds of playing that ship anyway. Anyway.
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Speaker 6: Little Companion Roofy Beaner, Darth Baner and Darth Beaner. Uh
Speaker 6: the sinister photo of Jeff Bezos eating in iguana. It's
Speaker 6: for Logo Friday and I have a gun, Genie, Hey, Geenie.
Speaker 6: I wish that every single puba care on Earth turns
Speaker 6: into a selifuge. Uh Slee's merchant Joe Biden's birthday cake,
Speaker 6: burning the White House down there will become uh starring
Speaker 6: Daniel Day Daniel gay Penis.
Speaker 1: What did you say? Huh? You gave him a different
Speaker 1: name as Jewish, something like that. He said something that
Speaker 1: was good.
Speaker 6: Was broly backshotting Sweeney. Uh Sweeney is just Chris and
Speaker 6: his Ozar reform triple nip rick. Uh Sweeney uses knitting
Speaker 6: wool to floss Sweeny the microphone cord to floss the
Speaker 6: gap between his teeth. Uh five five hour energies in
Speaker 6: a row to unlock the gay gene Domo Nation Vaughan
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Speaker 1: Can you have sugar?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I can't. I just don't want to name.
Speaker 6: After the recent supermans, Sweeney is no longer read on
Speaker 6: most topics.
Speaker 1: You should get a yama.
Speaker 6: You should get a yamcha death pos tattoo on in
Speaker 6: the bend of your inner elbow. Chris and Sween have
Speaker 6: the Patients of Saints an argument with Derek. Did you
Speaker 6: know it's illegal to say?
Speaker 1: What? What?
Speaker 6: Did you know it's illegal to say you you to
Speaker 6: kill the.
Speaker 1: Is what it says?
Speaker 6: I know what this is a reference to? This is
Speaker 6: this is a reference to that fucking the whitest kids.
Speaker 1: You know? Don't say that though I wouldn't say that. President.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, did you know it's illegal to say I
Speaker 6: want to kill him?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think he like took out the words
Speaker 6: that would we got too much charge on less say
Speaker 6: something like that, going to do Haynes's ship to lose
Speaker 6: The Vatican Church's anime girl mascot Blair White canonically banging
Speaker 6: me please, Hannibal Elector politely asking to suck your dick,
Speaker 6: but Destiny said we had the keys. Trump can't win.
Speaker 6: Will Graham pissing in Hannibal's mouth and giving him a
Speaker 6: pisskink RFK distributing baronext as a health initiative. Death Jack,
Speaker 6: the world's fastest mawori, asking fifteen questions in the hope
Speaker 6: that one is answered. I bet Sweeney jumps on the
Speaker 6: bed when he master pains. That's fucking crazy. I don't know,
Speaker 6: like hooray big meat, he stinks my human taxidermy fleshlight
Speaker 6: and dildo business was trust me, I know that's a wild.
Speaker 1: There's a stretch, but also like that's that's a lair jo.
Speaker 1: That's joke. I would leave at somebody. That's your fishing brother.
Speaker 1: That's weird to think.
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking of, like, you know, how a kid
Speaker 4: jumps on a bed, But so you're basically just being
Speaker 4: childish and beating off, which means you're a predator too.
Speaker 4: You see, I can stretch, do you know?
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Speaker 6: his teeth and not because his eyes blink out of
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Speaker 6: gigs When Trump repeals a twenty second Trump versus Obama
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Speaker 6: Like if I don't know, like if that twenty second
Speaker 6: armentment stuff is real, then that's fucking wild.
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Speaker 6: I like the name dig Hell. Whatever the fuck that is.
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Speaker 6: I don't know if it's actually good. The beverage of
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Speaker 1: shot at and hit uh d skinning Nick Foyant's balls
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Speaker 6: that song's already pretty.
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Speaker 4: they're literally go to the wives to fuck each other.
Speaker 1: That's some fucking gate. Then they go the.
Speaker 4: Navy and during happy hour they of fuck each other.
Speaker 4: Like there's all their songs essentially.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: show video? She pipped in on my Pippa clicked the
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Speaker 1: To release the Hello series.
Speaker 6: I mean I have like four videos kind of done
Speaker 6: already in bulk. Oh and I'm just waiting now that
Speaker 6: the election is done. I kind of want to like
Speaker 6: tie some stuff into them.
Speaker 1: Oh but you canna just release them as one like
Speaker 1: ten hour video? Uh? Is that? No? No, I'll space
Speaker 1: them out. Why not?
Speaker 6: You know you get more technically out of multiple uploads.
Speaker 6: Also it helps jump start. Uh, No way, I'm hanging
Speaker 6: out with a couple of gooners. I'm just here so
Speaker 6: I don't get killed. The British people come then be
Speaker 6: like what's all this?
Speaker 1: Then? Uh?
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Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: So so definitely No. However, in capcom universe, Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. He's like Batman in capcom universe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if Homelander was in Capcom, Leon Kennedy would win.
Speaker 1: Yeah. If Leon Kennedy was in the Boys, he would lose.
Speaker 1: Yeah if he was. If it was any other Butcher's
Speaker 1: alive still then none. Kenny got some ship that he
Speaker 1: could do well. Leon would find a gun. I could
Speaker 1: kill Homelander. He's even like, wow, I just found fun
Speaker 1: on his box. His box fell into a random platform.
Speaker 1: I was on my God, and they can kill Homelander.
Speaker 1: I know that for some reason. And so he made
Speaker 1: a Homelander gun like crazy, what's the ball? The bald
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Speaker 1: in the barn, The pastor whatever his name is. Like
Speaker 1: the fact that, like man, he didn't just kill Leon.
Speaker 1: He had the chance to straight up one time for real.
Speaker 1: Actually when he was in the house, like could have
Speaker 1: knocked him out. He knocks him out. I'm like, why
Speaker 1: are you keep it alive? It's gonna happen, Like because
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Speaker 6: O praying he gets JFK on a live TV.
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Speaker 6: six sweens somehow being a comic book fan that can't
Speaker 6: read and thus ruining everyone's jokes with his stumbling is
Speaker 6: a Greek tragedy. Pp I fully endorse stealing from any
Speaker 6: fast food place that forces you to use a kiosk.
Speaker 6: Electoral and popular Ya, California.
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Speaker 4: The person you're you're I guess I don't know he.
Speaker 1: Wants he wants to talk to a human. I think
Speaker 1: I think the kiosks are there to I think they're fine.
Speaker 1: I think it effectively just helps you get your I
Speaker 1: think it is infinitely better in every conceivable way.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it destroys jobs forever. But yeah, outside
Speaker 6: of that, it's pretty That's the whole argument for universal
Speaker 6: basic income. Yeah, automation is going to take it over
Speaker 6: everybody's job.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: So it's like, I just want it to happen so
Speaker 4: things are more efficient. Yeah, and people get fucking money
Speaker 4: for being alive.
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Speaker 1: gonna do it again? Okay? I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: care anyway. This is so slow, it's like a scene
Speaker 1: for a moment.
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Speaker 6: owning the ship out of the libs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck. Did you see the dues on Texas
Speaker 1: State University the fucking signs they're carrying around. No, I
Speaker 1: didn't look for any of that. I unfortunately just saw it.
Speaker 6: I saw somebody be like Oklahoma's like there's no perfect state,
Speaker 6: and somebody like Oklahoma and it's all red, all red counties.
Speaker 6: And then I looked up the education ranking of Oklahoma
Speaker 6: and it's not surprised.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Like, it's like literally forty nine out
Speaker 1: of fifty, which is why they don't realize how stupid
Speaker 1: they are. Right we see the numbers.
Speaker 6: Like, oh, the tragedy is that they'll never know because
Speaker 6: they're not smart enough to comprehend how stupid they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6: That's the tragedy of It's like they'll never tragedy. That's
Speaker 6: a pree tragedy, like to never know that. You're like
Speaker 6: the mouse, that's like, I'll get that fucking stupid mouse.
Speaker 4: Let's put an ear on it.
Speaker 6: It's so an ear to it and watch it mount
Speaker 6: around it like an extra year.
Speaker 1: That mouse is thinking.
Speaker 4: That mouse is like an amaze and it's like I'm
Speaker 4: killing it killed and they just give it cheese. And
Speaker 4: then the like, oh this is amazing, it's awesome. That's
Speaker 4: Oklahoma's or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's. It's the signs like my body, property, cars, houses,
Speaker 1: women's bodies, and slaves. I was like, you said that,
Speaker 1: like campus and fire fire, it's very normal. I was like,
Speaker 1: no one, no one literally fucking dynamic entry what no
Speaker 1: one fucking like her bob someone holding one of those signs.
Speaker 6: Because the life doesn't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no left like valutability and like.
Speaker 6: Maybe like burn a record store or something, you know
Speaker 6: what I mean, there's like a it goes. It's a
Speaker 6: couple of Antifa. Unfortunately, even they haven't been around. I
Speaker 6: feel like I haven't seen Antifa and fucking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's because the you know, it was just like
Speaker 4: everything else was like the Anti s a w that
Speaker 4: whole era where things.
Speaker 1: They just kind of got tired. Yeah, it was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is exciting, and then they're like let's go home
Speaker 1: and I gotta get it. I gotta catch a movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah I got it. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: All right, Well that's it, that's it.
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Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: Oh so it turns out as president. Did you see
Speaker 4: what he said?
Speaker 1: Well, he was like Biden.
Speaker 4: So basically, Trump is like domestic ViOS is gonna be
Speaker 4: fine as long as you imitate him while you're doing it.
Speaker 1: Did you see him saying that. I did see that.
Speaker 1: That's what I was like.
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, Like that's so basically all you
Speaker 4: gotta do is just do that his mannerisms, lean a
Speaker 4: little forward, and you can beat the fuck out of
Speaker 4: your wife.
Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy. Yeah, I'm sorry, this has to be right.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you caught that