Speaker 1: Let's all star to you to presents. Off the bench
with Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Off the bench with Jacob Hester and Bob aber.
Speaker 2: I gotta come off the bitch.
Speaker 1: Now here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abart.
Speaker 3: Oh my guy, guys, uh ja.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, there's so much stuff that I love right now.
Speaker 3: I love all of y'all, everything y'all said, it's overwhelmingly kind.
Speaker 4: And then I love this. Zachary the Jet says, I'm.
Speaker 3: Gonna get boner treatment and drive my all star Toyota
rental car straight up to Chicago for T Bob's first day.
Then Anthony says, dude, I'm in traffic, had to turn
it down because my windows are down. The old lady
looked over when you heard get boners. And then this,
I mean stuff like this man and this is someone
who doesn't normally comment here. They don't recognize the name.
But Mitch, I can't read because the tears well in
my eyes. Am I is going back, But he said
thanks for everything. T We've listened to you all every
morning going to school. My son Jake actually cried this
morning from now you're leaving cops feet. But uh, I
guess the thing about it is is like is uh,
when I was growing up and this is something that
I'm not gonna be doing anymore as much, I don't
think at least.
Speaker 4: But when I was growing up.
Speaker 3: Like, I loved radio morning shows. It's my favorite part
of going to school. I remember I lived next to
the guy who hosted on Star ninety four back in Atlanta.
Like the kind of pop music, like kind of like
a Murphy Salmon jody type.
Speaker 4: I don't that's right, you.
Speaker 5: God, I find out you're lying about barstool and you're
just going the worst that would be the best to it.
Speaker 4: We're gonna turn on the radio and they're to be like,
welcome to t Bob. He's like, no, no, no, no, no cha no.
But I just thank you man for saying that.
Speaker 3: The more like that that is, those are my memories
growing up, are growing up. And then like I remember
this show Toucher Jimmy Leslie, and like Toucher was this
kind of shock jock guy and admittedly too much like
when half RISI this will appall you. When Half Blood
Prints came out, he accidentally spoiled the ending and people
got mad at him, and then so he spoiled it
every single segment of the show.
Speaker 4: It was awful.
Speaker 3: I hate I hate it. I hate him to hate
like that. You think he was very funny. You should
not do that.
Speaker 6: Don't do that.
Speaker 3: Thankfully, I had read it in a day. I had
locked myself in my room and I finished it at yeah, no, no, no,
I finished I finished it at like two or three am,
and was blown away as well. But yes, I'll never
forget that. Not that I don't know why I mean
to bring it up, just because I guess I used
to love.
Speaker 4: That morning show.
Speaker 7: Hey, shout out to any women who are listening right now,
because I did have several women say they were going
to listen to my segment nine AM, and I was like, cool,
so you showed up for one, Heather McMahon.
Speaker 4: That's the only time I know.
Speaker 6: I was talking to him about that last night. WHOA
did you break something?
Speaker 3: That's but that this is okay, okay, So you told me,
you told me.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 7: Normally, Champagne, we are legitimately doing Champagne Shenanigans today.
Speaker 4: I didn't even press that.
Speaker 7: Shout out Martin's wine cellar over there, on Jefferson. I
talked to a guy there. Good champagne.
Speaker 6: We got in it.
Speaker 4: So normally we're drinking percent.
Speaker 6: Normally we're drinking the chep.
Speaker 4: But I took the wires off and that thing, this
is bubbly.
Speaker 6: They went to Goodwood, that thing exactly.
Speaker 4: That thing popped hard and I've got it all over
my leg.
Speaker 8: So yeah, oh oh yeah, all the lady Okay, So
the ladies last night said they were gonna be listening
in for you, and I was talking to them and
I was like, you know, I don't appreciate this.
Speaker 7: I've been on the radio for like almost eight years
and the only time you ever you've listened is Heather.
Speaker 6: McMahon and T Bob Leavin and then one of them.
Speaker 7: I forgot this earlier when I was talking about all
the women just talking about you and how wonderful you are.
One of them doesn't even know you from radio or
any or like.
Speaker 6: I'm seeing things. She knows T Bob as one of
the dancers from the Nutcracker.
Speaker 7: Let's go, dude, That is how she knows T Bob.
And I think that's incredible. You cover so many bases
in this community. It is out of control.
Speaker 4: She Uh, well, you talk about it.
Speaker 7: It doesn't matter that is, but yes you follow it
and like and so again, not to rehash and make
you a sad again, but like, you just cover so
many bases, so many people know you for so many
different things and they love you. But I do want
to do this before I forget. So last night when
I was talking to one of the women, Ali, She's
the one that sat down, and she was like, wait,
I know you.
Speaker 6: She's like, I know your voice.
Speaker 7: She's like, my husband has made me watch your videos
on Twitter. He listens to T Bob and Jake in
the mornings. He's like, he listens to every hour. He
makes me listen to every hour. When we drive to Houston,
we have to listen to the podcast like always. So
shout out to Matt Smith.
Speaker 4: That is such a smaric name.
Speaker 6: I am so sorry that.
Speaker 4: We're gonna know WHI has been in the chat for.
But again, but if.
Speaker 7: You were Matt Smith and your wife is named Ali,
shout out to you for bringing more women into this show.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, Matt. That that is one of the funniest refrains.
Uh that I that that I that I get talking
to people is specifically interacting with women where they'll do
it this is very good. I just took very good.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no no, but but a constant refrain,
and I find it'd be so funny is I'll talk
to women and and maybe we're at a setting where
like they maybe know that I'm on the radio or
something like that, but they hear my voice and they
kind of just double like wait a second, Like I
hear you.
Speaker 4: Saturday nights when I'm trying to go.
Speaker 3: To sleep and you're just yelling the most foul, absurd
things I've ever heard. Like so many women have told
me about trying to go to sleep on Saturday nights
and just hearing me yell f words.
Speaker 6: Neighbor.
Speaker 7: I was pulling into my on my street and they're
just all out for a walk, casual walk with their dog.
Pull me over and be like down and be like
under control, talking like and what.
Speaker 6: What are we talking about it. I was like, I'm
gonna need you to be a little more specific.
Speaker 2: There, like a.
Speaker 6: Little more specific. And they're like and she was like,
you know, my husband listens whiskey wan. I was like,
say no more. I was like, not my circus. Some
of the monkeys. I don't know about that, but.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's when I would get it.
Speaker 10: I'd be done, we'd call the game, I get done
with the post game whatever whatever, And then all of.
Speaker 9: A sudden, ding ding ding ding ding ding my phone.
Speaker 10: I'm like, looking at did you hear what t Bob
just said? I knew it was whiskey in one time.
I'm like, oh no, I don't think that pig was
the I think was the ultimate.
Speaker 3: And what sucks because we had so many more bits
planned after the pig, but that's when Lu went on
the losing streak, my favorite bit and Taylor, I don't
know if I ever cleared this with you, so I
don't think you were gonna do it.
Speaker 9: The night you're going to be a yell leader.
Speaker 4: But yes, the yell.
Speaker 3: Leader sitting in the lap and I was gonna spank
him and make me geting me drinks and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh so good, and it.
Speaker 9: Looks so good for so long in that game.
Speaker 4: I know it all turned.
Speaker 5: He pictured me that idea the uh day before the game.
I know it was kind of like a fantasy of
his or whatever. We weren't weren't doing the we weren't
doing the yell leader.
Speaker 11: Thing, guys, another line does I had another lineahned up?
Speaker 4: No, it's not Moose.
Speaker 3: Those shout up to Moose man.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say Moose never wanted to do the mornings.
Speaker 6: Hey did it?
Speaker 3: He wanted to be here, but he did great. But
he showed up. He did the work. He was very knowledgeable.
We leaned on him for baseball.
Speaker 6: Don't say he was our first intern, but he was not.
Speaker 4: It was our first intern.
Speaker 6: Our first interns were when we were on the second floor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, J time, Hey, pretty good NFL interns.
Speaker 7: I there, But I know if you're not, I mean,
if you if you've if you're listeners and you've never
or you've never been at the studio and you don't
know what our second floor studio looks like. It is
a closet that they put a piece of glass in
the middle of and so they could have a producer
and they could have host on the other side. So
I'm on the producer side and it's DJ Hark and
will clap not talk about not wanting to be there,
not in the mornings at six am. And I can
remember looking at DJ one time and be like, hey,
I don't ask a lot of you.
Speaker 6: But like, did you gonna give me some coffee? And
they're both looking at me like yeah, I know, like.
Speaker 7: Come on, guys, this guys something standing up on my
chair and having to like climb over these chimins to
go get coffee. But actually they ended up being really
good interns. Then we had Dougie Fresh what was his
He was a baseball player.
Speaker 6: We exclusively called him Douggie Fresh.
Speaker 4: But Doug, oh, Doug Doug Thompson.
Speaker 6: Jug Jompson was not her intern.
Speaker 4: Uh you know, I got I know you were talking
about interns.
Speaker 3: I got distracted because Matt Smith says in the chair,
it's me to you go out. Thanks for the bowl
game low shoe chair and the Beatles plaque, which is interesting.
This is a memory for a long time ago when
I gave away a wait what context did I give
it away in? But yeah, I gave way a like
signed Beatles plaque thing that I had and LSU bowl
game chick.
Speaker 6: Well, shout out Matt Smith. Hell, yeah, man, you're a
permanent You're a real one. But yes, we had a
lot of interns.
Speaker 7: But but musso, once we moved into this studio and
it became a more legit operation, and we had video
and all the things. Muso was at l s U
and he came and he was our intern and he
sat there in the middle of me and Nathan and.
Speaker 6: He learned all the things.
Speaker 7: And I can remember finally teaching Muso how to use
the board. And you all have worked with Muso, so
you know this is true of him.
Speaker 6: He's very hard on yourself.
Speaker 4: He's like he's Potter. He just beat the crap out
of himself.
Speaker 7: All the shows too, like off the bench, Like he's
sitting there and I'm letting him run the board for me,
and he would press like the wrong like you know
hockey or something like krs T bop does that and
he would start like at himself back there, and it
was just so much. He wanted it so bad. And
so I'm happy.
Speaker 4: Sign of passion. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 9: How when I first started here and I didn't know that.
Speaker 10: About Musso, I just kind of knew Muso and he
just would yell at himself and like furst himself and
brat and I'm like, is he is he okay?
Speaker 4: Does that is funny?
Speaker 3: That's actually a very Bobby abear well, not senior junior.
It's a kid and canon technique because he always would
like get mad and yell at you when you screwed up.
But his justification was he would do the same thing
like he would yell at himself when when when he
would miss this was like.
Speaker 4: This was like last week.
Speaker 5: I'm sitting there at my desk and like his desk
is not far from mine, and like we're I'm sitting
there and I hear him.
Speaker 4: Go, he's like spaceport on my keyboard.
Speaker 11: Stuff perfect And then look and then Nick Ashton, Oh God,
I love Nick.
Speaker 5: I love forgot shout out.
Speaker 4: He's a man now.
Speaker 9: He was he worked on our show too and are
like you kind of and he was.
Speaker 7: The big and our youth like he started helping with
our YouTube channel started and he was.
Speaker 4: On the four Mandlor podcast with me. He brought a
lot of great nights, the old public knowledge to it,
claim Nick.
Speaker 3: Nick in the band, Yeah, I'm pretty sure he went
to law school. Yes, I think easy there over che
I know, I mean musicians.
Speaker 7: He still he's still in a band and he does
these custom drums too, like he.
Speaker 4: Does really fantastic.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh Ni Quill says t bop second or third week here,
I did a tailgame for l s u A in baseball,
I cooked a fire gravy, shows up in an uber
with a twenty four pack abud light. My an inference
still asked how he's doing so, so I wanted to
mention I quills because I remember that that was very
funny because I was so I know kids, So I
was trying to ingratiate myself with the people used to
go to ten Roof every Thursday.
Speaker 4: But yes, happy to.
Speaker 3: Show you what a funny world this is. Uh, when
World of Warcraft Classic got re released, Uh, me and
me and Dilly used to hang out all the time
in Azraro running dungeons. He was a paladin out there tanking.
I'm healing him and were it was just I mean
questing in Darkshire.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy, the the connections that this that this
place leads you to.
Speaker 7: Well, we used to do the ten Roof Happy Hour
every Thursday, and like in the beginning, that thing was poppin',
like us LUSU coaches were coming, like meat Ball would
show up with all his little assistant coaching now I know,
and then we and all of our listeners would come
out and trying to remember, like, you know, like Brian
Burgess would come and Emil McClellan and mel Anders.
Speaker 4: Oh, forget about.
Speaker 6: It, so many people coming out.
Speaker 3: I think he's by launder by Rivers, right, it's still Alex.
But yes, well they have where any of y'all live
for that to.
Speaker 4: Count, so it doesn't matter. Brandran and Brandon did.
Speaker 3: Brandon saw we hung out and we hung out in Starkville,
remember Brandon on that on that infamous weekend and he said, uh,
Brandon said earlier, I remember not being able to stand
t Bob when he first joined the reason why I
was crying in the closet when he first joined Ordian
on TV and then I met him. What a great
guy you are, brother, and your personage electric. Of course
we've got a great one.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Brand that's very, very.
Speaker 6: Very Cameron Cook, Tyler Font, oh.
Speaker 3: Cam dude, that's yes, dude, Yes, Tyler was there, Tom
Granning shout out, still holding down natcha sky.
Speaker 4: We had a very good run.
Speaker 2: It was uh, we.
Speaker 6: Did have it, and we had a really good run
there for a few years. About kids. We got to
like do whatever we wanted to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know, it's uh. I mean, it's crazy.
We really have. We have grown up on this, on
this show and on these airwaves. I mean, when we
showed back up.
Speaker 3: Here, no kids, was it maybe like was it twenty seventeen, seventeen?
Speaker 6: You started right after the Super Bowl, right.
Speaker 4: Twenty eight so I think I had been pregnant at
the time. Maybe yeah, No.
Speaker 6: No, because I met Caitlin before. Is pregnant?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 12: Wow?
Speaker 4: So no kids when we showed up here and we're.
Speaker 6: Just balling out do whatever we want to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now seven five, two years old U High again,
there's all these bubbles. There's there's the like the U
High community, there's the.
Speaker 4: Nutcrack we can't forget y'all, champ.
Speaker 3: The Don Juan community, the Rouse's community, the I mean
obviously here, it's just crazy.
Speaker 4: It's just crazy.
Speaker 3: So many good teachers, I remember the h so many
thank you to every teacher who's taught our children. I
don't want to because I've been drinking too much Champagne.
I'm not going to well, I'm not going to risk
naming names. They don't want to screw anything up and
have anybody feel left out. But just know that like I,
I really appreciate what you've done for our children.
Speaker 4: They've been great.
Speaker 6: I mentioned some of this in my little letter.
Speaker 7: But some of our funny segments that we tried, uh
what was it the Pelicans sixty what do we call it?
Speaker 4: Pelicans droppings?
Speaker 6: Ro name, but we gave you good name, but we
gave him sixty seconds.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So, but then the timing changed depending on how well
the Pelicans were doing. So Repelicans were doing worse, he
got like forty five seconds.
Speaker 4: You'll should bring back Pelicans dropping.
Speaker 9: I tried to get soccer ninety You remember soccer stop.
Speaker 7: Stop, and then whether if they were doing well, he
got a little more time.
Speaker 6: If they were doing bad, he got a little less time.
Speaker 9: I remember listening that was great.
Speaker 6: And he would just be like rambling. He'd be like
trying to get.
Speaker 4: And we need, uh, you need to bring that back
for Jordan.
Speaker 10: Maybe I say, Jordan's get your Pelicans takes ready, because
you're gonna be our corresponding here on this show.
Speaker 6: You can hand you my cup.
Speaker 3: I just no pour it over. I might drop it
and ruin everything. I already broke a television in this studio.
Speaker 4: That one, Oh my god, my labor. Jesus, this thing
is shot.
Speaker 3: My shoulders done for uh shout out evolved to that's
another bubble.
Speaker 4: The rivers you brought me in, they brought it up,
changed my life.
Speaker 6: Gonna do with that is what check Wednesdays.
Speaker 4: And the problem is I love a class and they
have a gym.
Speaker 6: You're gonna they all go you know where you should go.
Speaker 7: Some of the girls, Oh no, you can't with your arm.
But some of the girls there go to Rumble, which
is a boxing gym.
Speaker 4: No, I can do boxing.
Speaker 3: This this shoulder thing, this this shouldering is so random.
I can barely hold plank, but I can do an
entire boxing work.
Speaker 7: Okay, Rumble is a is a it's like a chain,
but it's a really good boxing gym.
Speaker 4: Labor No, I have no labor. I have no laborum
and no collage.
Speaker 7: We used to do a movie segment full streams ahead
and all three of us you.
Speaker 3: Enjoy, dude, that was that was okay. Remember when we
talked about during COVID we thought sports being canceled.
Speaker 4: We're all screwed.
Speaker 3: And I walked around the neighborhood for like two hours
writing down ideas. I forgot full stream ahead.
Speaker 4: That's a good name.
Speaker 13: Ahead.
Speaker 4: It's not a great idea, but it's a good name.
Speaker 6: But we all we would all or I guess Nathan too,
we would aller, what do you watch it? What are
you watching?
Speaker 3: And every week we did it full stream ahead.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's a better idea now than it
was a few years ago.
Speaker 9: Streaming is more.
Speaker 6: Sorry to bring this back to sports, but did you
see that?
Speaker 7: I think you're gonna have to have ten the cocks,
what ten to fifteen different streaming services to watch all.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we got to talk about it again. But
a little bit.
Speaker 4: But laud dude, Lundra has a great business prison called
the Box.
Speaker 6: Is it called cable, Well, it's called the box.
Speaker 4: I don't know what cable is, but it's called the box.
Speaker 3: And we're going to put all of these disparate elements
into one single package.
Speaker 6: So we're going to go back to table we have got.
Speaker 7: We've got so far away from what the original like
idea was that now we all want to just go
back to what cable was.
Speaker 3: I do need to give a I do need to
give a shout out to my guy Scott Burns to
Professor ten, Professor South Eastern because he was the idea
behind the pig. He was the idea behind the yell leader.
Scott has given me. Scott's been awesome. He's give me
so much.
Speaker 7: Great idea, so many events, so kind.
Speaker 3: So kind, think a million people. But but Scott has
been like really good. Sorry burping up champagne, been really good,
Carl with the ideas. Carly's pregnant. It's crazy, it's funny.
My my group chat was my group chat was talking
about Carly yesterday because they were all the high school
boys were watching the chat when we announced on I
guess it was Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Now I don't know, all right, Yes, the historian.
Speaker 6: History and he's not going to miss he's not going
to miss a moment. My brother not going to miss
a moment.
Speaker 3: My brother will be uh, we'll be driving up to Chicago.
Speaker 6: And if you got a club and me reading that.
Speaker 4: Letter, I don't think I told we were doing this day,
So I don't know.
Speaker 6: That matters all right to me.
Speaker 1: Next off the bench.
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Speaker 4: Shoot, I got one unit, Well I've got two, you
might have three, you might have four, two two.
Speaker 3: Shout out to archmaster handigriff just showing up in here.
Speaker 4: Shout out a handy.
Speaker 14: All right.
Speaker 3: So so in honor of that, I want to do
something about old school here. And I know I kind
of was like it should we take away from being
on the air, but I really want to play this guy.
It's probably the single thing that I am most creatively
proud of. And this is song of Purple Gold. Specifically,
it's the night before the Alabama game in twenty nineteen.
I've always been a massive ly mis fan, and we
do a full one day more parody here, and it
involved getting everybody in the studio onto singing, recording, editing
it all together. We even had Joe Crest of course
for many things. But yeah, the dad from Stranger Things,
and that's by the way, he plays Saban and you
can hear it because he's clearly on a different level
than all of us. But here it is so okay.
Sorry to set the scene real quick. It's a night
for Alabama and the Swamp King has just dismissed his
small council to go about their business before the battle,
and he's kind of in a previous episode, his best friend,
the Cajun Cannon, has died, and uh.
Speaker 4: Here's where we here's where we go.
Speaker 12: As the Swamp King's counsel files out of the room,
he stares into the dancing flames of the earth. He
thinks back to everything that has led him to this moment,
the failures, the successes, his enemy, of his friends.
Speaker 4: But there is one more.
Speaker 12: Than any other that he wishes he could see what
you say.
Speaker 2: If you were his Now.
Speaker 12: The swamp King's eyes widen as the flames begin to
take shape, the flickering image of.
Speaker 2: A man of the earth.
Speaker 14: It could be a figure broad in the shoulder, but
the barrel hushed a man reads than holy flame. It
is none other than the founding father of the hoop happenings,
the Cajun cannon?
Speaker 4: Cannon?
Speaker 2: Could it be? Is that really you.
Speaker 4: Brother.
Speaker 2: Swamp King?
Speaker 15: Trusting yourself, You are a son of Acadia. Not even
a little nicky Napoleon can stand in your way, trusting
the power of vile of fush. The age of the
gun is over, the age of the Cajun is at hand.
None can stand before you the same way I used
to vanquish the cowgirls.
Speaker 13: So you two will end the Crimson menace.
Speaker 2: You can do this.
Speaker 15: Remember your people are behind you. Tiger nation is behind you.
Speaker 2: Who that nation is behind you? One, We're awl and awful.
One God tigers who rad.
Speaker 12: Canon My brother, Thank you.
Speaker 14: I will carry you in my heart when I ride
in the battle I will do it for us.
Speaker 12: I will do it for Louisiana. As night falls all
throughout the Kingdom Louisiana, the Swamp King's people prepare for
the fateful day. Lady Rivers burnishes her armor. She will
wear the sigil of the Bulldog with bride. The king
Maker sharpins his knives, for they will taste blood. The
Odd Father gambols with the soldiers, knowing it might be
his final chance. Archmay Sir Hannahgriff rebars his medicines. There
will be many you need healing. The Order of the
Negatiger preaches doom, and the Crimson Emperor stares out into
the night, anxiously awaiting the arrival of the.
Speaker 2: Swamp King, a tiger in a different cloak.
Speaker 12: It's still just a tiger. Let them come. It has
all come to this. Tomorrow the fate of the world
will be decided. The Swamp King looks to the stars.
Speaker 16: One day more, Oh, No, one day more, Another day,
another destiny that's never in their road to the sec.
Speaker 4: This farn you seek to knock me down will never
cease to come around.
Speaker 17: One day more, it has another two today? How can
I live if we're derby and no, it's just another game.
The crimson Emperor must be on sea.
Speaker 16: Take one more daylity time.
Speaker 9: What will happen when we're there one more day?
Speaker 2: Until nick saber always want to see this throw in
one more day he'll wear the crown.
Speaker 18: I swear we'll be true, and he'll never say road time.
Speaker 4: Before the car jeans Jordy.
Speaker 2: For help the barbacade jet. I will lead my brother's day. Well,
no let speaker to fool. He will stay and he
will dare. Will you stand with your swamping one day
on the more day.
Speaker 4: To revolution on them?
Speaker 2: We will lip it in the bun. We'll be ready
for these tigers. They will wet themselves and far.
Speaker 18: Too wisdom he will show it fail punch him in
the he will tuck his tail. Devastating hits. Devastating punch
hit him. And the tigers don't amount too much?
Speaker 2: Will they too? Who begins will nail to the fucking
will lock the southeast the rolls for warness. So these
sirs to one do? Will you hear the tiger say.
Speaker 4: My brains, this is burrows here I fight.
Speaker 15: When one damn.
Speaker 11: Hit us?
Speaker 4: He will you know where they go?
Speaker 2: We will learn them a little secrets, turn down to
small Joe.
Speaker 4: To Wisdock, he will show it fail, so.
Speaker 12: Punch him in the nothing.
Speaker 13: He will tie his tail.
Speaker 2: Will be ready tomorrow.
Speaker 13: Befo again, let's go.
Speaker 6: Damn Fridays. When you played this when that hit, Oh wow.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was a tide that was so fun.
Speaker 6: I really apologize. How about Joe Krest He is incredible.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean he's working like though hanw you know
so handy. So I will say this.
Speaker 3: Hanny has the most hidden thesbian well and Matt as
well liked it to Matt. Matt has a little bit
I think is his mom nade the music, like there's
some musical back in there, but Hanni dove into the
musical theater aspect, like head first. He was so exciting
and you know what's great. They weren't mentioned in that episode,
but at that point there was a great line about
the brothers Fleester. Who are the who are the They
were the bounty hunters who originally caught Lady Moscona and
brought him to the Swamp King to have his head
chopped off before the Swamp King engage in blood magic
to bring Lady Miscona back to life. But the brothers Fleester,
there's this great line. It was, uh, brothers friends lovers
and brothers Fleester going to be back, went off the
events because everything comes full circle.
Speaker 2: Dixon.
Speaker 12: Uh what I think?
Speaker 4: It was just you and Flinn. Was just you in Flint.
Speaker 7: You put so much work into those and like I remember,
you just you would stay up until like five am.
Speaker 3: And you just roll.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't, I would.
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 3: I would sit there and edit in my house, and
almost weekly at about three a m. I'd be like,
I just got to go into work, yeah, and drive
in and I would sit on floor too, and I
would finish the episode and I would be drooling them
into my laptop starting the show, because.
Speaker 7: Sometimes you would come up here and you would start
to like you work, and then you would take a
little bit of a break. I remember very once, very
specific instance, because I got here incredibly early because my
nightmare is like not being here on yes, yes, And
so I would always do about work ahead of time
and then and then be ready for the show. But
I would get here at five, and we also did
a lot more audio at that point, having a cut
of audio.
Speaker 6: But I would get here at five and.
Speaker 7: I remember walking into the building and walking through the
little like there's like this little area, this little sitting
area where it ge couch and chair right before the elevator,
and the lights are all off because it's five am,
you know, and I'm usually the first.
Speaker 6: Person besides T Bob here, and so I'm in.
Speaker 7: I'm walking in, and I walk into that little area
and I'm like halfway through the room and then I
jumped out of my skin. T Bob is just laying
there like like a quartz on the couch. He's just sleeping,
and like I just remember being like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Oh man, dude, God, what a time? What a time.
One day, I'm going to follow.
Speaker 12: Up on that well.
Speaker 7: And then you played Neck at the end, and it
was like you didn't even have to be an L
Shoe fan. You watched his videos and then suddenly Neck
is playing and we played neck for like a full
sixty second pretty long time, and like, wow, it just
felt really powerful.
Speaker 4: One day, I'm gonna read I mean again, it was
a it doesn't matter, it was awesome. Thank you all.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 4: Off the bench, since you're pulling me. Nine two five.
I did the two Central pub didorg So.
Speaker 3: I do want to talk really specifically though about the
Pain family, Zach, Jay, everybody and when they've meant to
us because Rivers knows this, but I mean plumbing. We
mentioned earlier in the week. They've been around since it
was Kalada and the Prince.
Speaker 6: And they have helped me out many times.
Speaker 3: Really see I can always get that look at that, guys,
it's actually Rivers toilet.
Speaker 4: But no, but they have helped me plenty of times
as well. But no, they've been, they've been.
Speaker 3: They've been such massive, massive supporters of the show, and
we've had great time to charity golf tournaments together and
everything else.
Speaker 4: But again, guys, if you need.
Speaker 3: If you need any plumbing issues solved, okay, no matter
where you're at. They got twenty four to seven emergency service,
a flat rate price, and the great warranty once the
work is done. I'll tell you about every single day,
lights vondit turn employees seen you information ahead of time.
Speaker 4: Uh, so you know he's coming into your home. They're
the best central plum didor.
Speaker 1: So the seventh ranked morning sports show in America off
the bench and with Hester and.
Speaker 4: T Bob seventh ranked.
Speaker 15: Get that out of here, Mac and Cube sucks and
they only did it because they're both on ESPN.
Speaker 4: Mackie, that's right, col I'm just kidding. Cole is very
kind things. They'll be cool, But.
Speaker 2: Where's your being number one?
Speaker 4: It's true. Forget about the jungle in Nashville. Also Halloween,
say market is Nashville cranes in the city? Are you
kidding me? Are we talking about here? Guys?
Speaker 6: We're talking about here?
Speaker 4: God, it's out of Beard Sports Media. I had a
find interview with them.
Speaker 6: They're great Beard Sports Media.
Speaker 4: He did it well.
Speaker 3: But always in forever, me and all my friends hate
Murphy Salmon jodas true, except for my wife, who loves
Murphy Salmon Joe.
Speaker 7: It is about Caitlin. I'm so proud of her because
I have watched her revolution.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: The first time I met Caitlyn, she told me, and
I've told this story on air, but she told me
how she did understand football and how for almost all
of T Bob's career she thought that anytime the offense
messed up, it was because he did something.
Speaker 6: Wrong as the sinner.
Speaker 3: To drive this point home, when we were about probably
about thirty years old, already had a child. Everybody were sixteen,
so basically we had like fifteen years at this point.
And uh, We're sitting there talking one day and she
asked me what first, second, third, and fourth down meant.
Speaker 4: And I was like, hold up, you've been to how
many football like a high school, all college.
Speaker 3: And you're like, yeah, I was just cheering when other
people cheer and when they boo, and like, I don't know,
she didn't even know how the doubt worked in football.
Speaker 7: Shout out Caitlyn for just thinking everything's your fault, not
even caring.
Speaker 6: She's like, whatever, everyone's everyone's cheering. Did good. So that
was when I first met her, right, so this is
like eight years ago, and then now she's listening to
the show. I was like, Caitlyn, I thought the talk
radio made you nauseous. She's like it does. Our kids
love to hear him on the radio. I mean, shut out, Kayla.
She's evolved.
Speaker 3: She has evolved, dude, And seriously shout her out, because
nobody's been more uh integral to this whole process, Like
because I'm.
Speaker 4: I'm you know, I'm I'm I'm I'm able.
Speaker 3: To She's having to do so much dirty work right now,
like so much dirty work.
Speaker 6: You were acknowledging that. I talked to her a little
bit this week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, getting the kids, it's everything's going on. And look
and and for those that don't know, her company's Kaitlyn b. Photo,
there's a chance that hundreds preps, I mean, no thousands
of all out there have been shot by her for
her weddings, family scout guys women.
Speaker 6: Last night was like her husband texted her and said, we.
Speaker 3: Have to find a new photogphyh Yeah, you know, I
mean she's there like distraw family's weddings for years and
years years, I mean she did.
Speaker 4: She did hundreds of weddings when we.
Speaker 3: Were at college at el she was the second year
of Collin and and she's built this company up and
she's very successful, so good.
Speaker 6: She's taking pictures of me every time I've been pregnant.
Speaker 13: I am.
Speaker 7: And it's not that I'm going to someone else because
I don't get photos of my family taken.
Speaker 5: Ever.
Speaker 6: I'm like a bad mom. I don't get like family portraits.
Speaker 4: I know, we don't either ironically think about it.
Speaker 9: I don't think about it.
Speaker 7: And so like, we have no professional photos of myself
except for from Caitlin, And every time I've been pregnant,
she's taken all my favorite photos of myself with my children.
Speaker 18: And so.
Speaker 3: I know, and then and now she's having you know,
she's having to uh start over. She's just so I
can explore something new. And I know she is, she's
gonna be great because but but it's still I don't
want to, uh like, and I don't want to dismiss
all the work that goes into that, right or when
you're like when you express being stressed out and people say, well,
you're gonna be fine, it's like, Okay, that may be true,
but like, you know, you want to igno yeah, exactly hard.
Speaker 4: I want to acknowledge how much Yeah she out keyboard awesome.
I mean I know she didn't throw mechanical.
Speaker 9: I mean I actually like I was like, oh, that's
actually a nice sound.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: It's a great sound.
Speaker 6: It's a pleasing sound.
Speaker 4: It's a great sound. She hates it. Granted, we used
to work computer by computer and so.
Speaker 3: Or she'd hear me be like all right, all right,
big heels in the tank, Okay, no, back off, back off.
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened. I'm dead. I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 2: I'm dead.
Speaker 3: Watch out, guys, heal her down, turners down, look out. Okay, okay,
great job. Can somebody red somebody reds you may have
any buffs? Thank you, kings, please, thank you, and the
whole time like co co co.
Speaker 4: In the background, she's like away but jokes on her.
I have four mechanical keyboards in the office next door. Caylen.
Speaker 7: She's always even though she didn't understand what was happening,
I know she's always done a lot and I love her.
Speaker 6: She's great and I.
Speaker 1: Know they're like.
Speaker 7: I talked to her, I was like, how are you
feeling about everything? She's like, let's just do it, you know,
And I love that.
Speaker 17: Do it.
Speaker 6: She's been so encouraging and about attitude and so shout out.
Speaker 7: Although you know what, I'm a little sad. I'm a
little sad. I have recently, within the last few weeks,
gotten back into my tennis game, I know, And I'm
a little bummed because I thought me and me and Caylen,
We're gonna take over the world with tennis stuff.
Speaker 6: But I know I have to find someone.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 3: She's moving into a city with like ten million people
or whatever she's gonna learn hockey.
Speaker 4: I can't actually bob on the skates.
Speaker 19: Okay, yeah, I know we have to go to break,
but I haven't been able.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be able to.
Speaker 6: I'm to do this when we come back and break.
A logger is gonna do.
Speaker 4: It for tier for fears, Do it yourself and do
it with tears for fears.
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drive not one but two Toyota seeing the minivans that
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when I knew, I loved them. And again, guys, I'm
not kidding like any crazy deals from all start. I
just wanted to work with the guys, to work with
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Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: But uh, that first minivan I knew I loved him.
I said, look, I'll get a minivan, but I want
to all black on the interior, X here or whatever.
And it shows up at the dealership.
Speaker 4: And the wheels are black.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about it, but they knew, they
knew to go full murdered out many and uh.
Speaker 4: Well it's got one hundred thousand miles on it. It's
almost paid off not to brag. I love it and
I'm gonna bring you to Chicago.
Speaker 3: All Star's the best Ulstar bedrooms that go back from
the break where the sports talk gets real kind of
off the bench and with Hester and t Bob.
Speaker 4: It's a weird one again there it is. I don't know,
it doesn't matter one more tears for fares and so
much to me go ahead.
Speaker 3: I do want to just give a specific shout out
to Devin Snow, our guy holding Mayo.
Speaker 4: Yes, you have a fifty dollars superchab.
Speaker 9: But that's not why uh retiring te pain.
Speaker 3: But Dev has been Yeah, man, I never would have
thought that Dev was a relationship that we would have
had because we didn't know because he was he was
you're selling cars. And then he releases a video shout
out to SECI's and then he releases a video you know,
I want.
Speaker 4: To trow bread at the ducks with you, and the
rest is history.
Speaker 6: Now he's become a New Orleans legend incredible.
Speaker 7: I can remember he's been listening for a very long time,
he's been chatting for a very long time, and he
always hyped me up. So thank you, Deb, because it's hard,
the internet can be hard on people.
Speaker 4: Has always been supportive, dude.
Speaker 6: But you know what, Alandra, you have something to say.
Speaker 19: I'm gonna try to get this out and maybe I'll
take a page out of Rivers book and just read
what I wrote on Instagram because I can't. I'm weirdly
having like a hard time with this, but general, so
working with T Bob and being on this show, I
can't do. It's been such a privilege, and T Bob
like welcomed me with open arms since I first got here,
even before I was on off the Bench. And I
don't know if I ever like outright said this, but
when I got to guarantee this is what I wanted
to be doing, like I wanted to be on off
the bench, so then I got it. And then T
Bob never made me feel like weird about replacing somebody
like he always was like super welcoming and he's always
unapologetically himself and I really admire and love that about
T Bob, and I always tell people that I wish
that I could be more like that. So thank you
t Bob for being so good to me all the time.
And I really love you, and I'm gonna misse you.
Speaker 6: I like being so dramatic.
Speaker 4: But Elandra's not someone who lets her guard down very much.
She puts up a very tough exterior. Uh you go
get that purple staff, Bob. So a, Landra has sent
me a text and I might both just break by
a few seconds and can we do that? Is that okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever I'm saying you if you have control, that's
fine then. But yeah, Alandra sent me a really nice
text the other day that was so encouraging, so vou
I'm so kind, and in it she referenced getting the
purple staff, that that epic during World of Warcraft Season
of Discovery that I so desperately wanted and I thought
I wasn't going to get.
Speaker 4: She constantly encouraged me, and I got it.
Speaker 3: And and now here we sit at the edge of
chasing that purple staff in real life.
Speaker 4: And I guess this is my final time. Oh my gosh,
it's my final time signing off.
Speaker 3: Guys, I love you all. Thank you everybody hanging out
in the chat right now. Thank you everybody for the
years who's supported the show's the listener shows. Thank you
everybody's been a part of this show. Thank you WBL.
Thank you to Guarantee. Thank you to Barstool for the opportunity.
Thank you everyone, especially in this room. I love you
thinking my family, my parents, my wife especially, and.
Speaker 4: Here it is, dude. You know what Hey after talks,
screw you over and Harry, we're going to pictureoll dash
this weekend national scene. Let's freaking out down love y'all.
Speaker 1: Off the bench.
Speaker 2: A life.
Speaker 4: It's an awkward, an awkward life.
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Speaker 4: Uh, they're the best, man. I don't know. Yeah, I'm
very happy.
Speaker 3: Support him, you know, support those who support us and
into the future, support the show, support those who support us.
Speaker 4: And uh, I love you all, and you know we'll see, uh,
we'll see where everything goes.
Speaker 2: I love you though,