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<v Speaker 1>What's that, Brootie Boy? I said, Birdie boy, you always

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<v Speaker 1>sit over here with that scowl, looking around like how

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<v Speaker 1>much you hate all of humanity when you're probably just

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about one punch man Birtie boy, contemplating how the

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<v Speaker 1>earth works while and how human kind can do certain things,

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<v Speaker 1>while also not engaging with most people that would be

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<v Speaker 1>considered humankind. It's no judgments, it's cute listen of all

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<v Speaker 1>the things other people could do for enjoyment or their

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<v Speaker 1>spare time. I don't think come into a bar to

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<v Speaker 1>get a non alcoholic drink every night is really the

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<v Speaker 1>worst thing that could happen. Yeah, they weigh out the

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol bottles that cost significantly more than the soda. But

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<v Speaker 1>you come here and you ask for your non alcoholic

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<v Speaker 1>drink every night, No big deal. Well, I mean I've

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<v Speaker 1>offered you a couple of alcoholic drinks and you always

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<v Speaker 1>turn them down. You know I usually ask for them. Well, rather,

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<v Speaker 1>I auctually ask you if you want one of them

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<v Speaker 1>towards the end of my shift, when I'm about to

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<v Speaker 1>get off to a new start. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>work off work, yeah, And do you remember all the

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<v Speaker 1>times I've asked you to come back to. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>show me some of the stuff that you're into, Like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we could sit and oh, I didn't think I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think that maybe this isn't a baby reindeer sit well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean reverse baby reindeer wasn't. No, I wouldn't accuse

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<v Speaker 1>you of that. No, more like I'm coming on too

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<v Speaker 1>strong and what well, I mean like it seems like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm obsessive with you.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean you don't meaning like you don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that I'm hitting on you too much? What you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't this.

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<v Speaker 1>Entire time, all these months that you've been coming in

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<v Speaker 1>here every night, sitting here for a couple of hours,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've invited you to Netflix and Chill, I invited you.

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<v Speaker 1>I came over the other night and gave you a

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<v Speaker 1>back massage because I just took some massage classes to

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<v Speaker 1>learn how to be a SEUs. I wanted to practice

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<v Speaker 1>on you.

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<v Speaker 3>I when I was inviting you to do some hot

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<v Speaker 3>yoga at my I mean, yes, hot yoga is a thing,

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<v Speaker 3>but one on one bending stretching, like you didn't under

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<v Speaker 3>all those times that I said maybe we could get

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<v Speaker 3>a night cap together, but maybe it could, you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>have to worry about getting.

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<v Speaker 1>An uber uh huh. All of the times that I

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<v Speaker 1>have said, what's cooking good looking? Because I could be

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<v Speaker 1>cooking something for you for breakfast in the morning, you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't baby a darling. Well, yes, now I'm Southern. I

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<v Speaker 1>say baby, interchangeably, cutie, love, sugar. I tell you just

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<v Speaker 1>about anybody I love them, but like it's different. There's

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<v Speaker 1>different levels. I I I can see how that could

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<v Speaker 1>be confusing, because I how to teach you that too.

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<v Speaker 1>So when I first said baby, and I explained to

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<v Speaker 1>you that I didn't know it's a non romantic it's

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<v Speaker 1>a Southern thing, you then took all the other things

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<v Speaker 1>that I did got you got you well, no, because

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're super smart, and I didn't think you

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<v Speaker 1>could be so thick as to not understand that I've

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<v Speaker 1>been hidden. But that makes sense that you learned about

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<v Speaker 1>southernisms and that we're very affectionate, and then you took

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<v Speaker 1>it as I'll just be nice. Oh goodness, Well no,

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<v Speaker 1>in the very beginning, the first day, of course, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know a ding danny thing about you. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were cute, but I wouldn't say love. Definitely at

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<v Speaker 1>that moment, but just over time I got to know you. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you have that resting angry face you do. Even told

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<v Speaker 1>me you said, people feel like you're not approachable. And

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<v Speaker 1>then we started laughing at the silly things people were

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<v Speaker 1>doing around the bar, and you know, I got to

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<v Speaker 1>learn more about you, introduced me to Crunchy role and

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<v Speaker 1>all this other stuff, and you, well, I just figured

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<v Speaker 1>today was BFP the day I was gonna dispel all

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<v Speaker 1>this because I've been trying so hard to get you

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, I wanna MONSOI uh coming back home

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<v Speaker 1>with me to not mm hmm it's French lady marmalade. Well, okay, anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>I absolutely finian to be captivating and dare I say, dantalizing.

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<v Speaker 1>The more I got to talk to you, the more

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<v Speaker 1>you stimulated my brain, the more he made me think,

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<v Speaker 1>the more I realized we had in common, the more

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<v Speaker 1>I realized I wanted nothing more than to spend my

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<v Speaker 1>off hour. I've been picking up extra shifts and getting

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<v Speaker 1>over time just because I know you come every night.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want you to miss me. I started doing

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<v Speaker 1>taking my shifts and saying that out. I've been taking

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<v Speaker 1>some of shifts that absolutely did not work well in

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<v Speaker 1>most scheduled just so I could make sure I could

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<v Speaker 1>be here for you every possible night that I could.

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<v Speaker 1>I figured it'd be crapy if I just sewed up

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<v Speaker 1>and I wasn't working. But I just plopped down next

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<v Speaker 1>to you and talked to you all night. Who would

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<v Speaker 1>want to come back to the bar that they work

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<v Speaker 1>at every night just to I don't know. I was

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<v Speaker 1>worried about looking desperate, but you know what the truth is,

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<v Speaker 1>I am oh. I mean, it's been such a long

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<v Speaker 1>time since I've been with someone, and you're the first

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<v Speaker 1>guy that has captivated me, and maybe you want to

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<v Speaker 1>be with someone in such a long time. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how rare that is. And I have to say,

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<v Speaker 1>I do feel desperate to be in your life, and

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<v Speaker 1>I if you're okay, I'm so sorry. I should have said,

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<v Speaker 1>if you just want me to be your bar team there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. We can still yuck it up and we

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<v Speaker 1>can still be friends. It's fine, really okay. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think it this far through. Yeah, I didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>about where do we go next? So where do we

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<v Speaker 1>go next? Do we hold your hand? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>like do I do we kiss now, No, probably wait

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<v Speaker 1>for more romantic moment. We should absolutely just Mmmm, that

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<v Speaker 1>is a that's a great kiss right there. That is delightful. Hmm, well, I, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's I should ask them to turn the acy on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's getting warm in here, so I guess, And I

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<v Speaker 1>does this mean we're like official or you like we

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<v Speaker 1>could take this as slow as you want to. We can,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just go on a couple of dates and

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<v Speaker 1>be casual or yeah, I'm the same way. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>tend to do casual dating. Either I'm either all in

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<v Speaker 1>or or nothing so exclusive. No, no, no, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>one else that I'm looking at whatsoever. There's no one

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<v Speaker 1>else that I'm interested in whatsoever. I just didn't I

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<v Speaker 1>I'm asking because I just I didn't want to get

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<v Speaker 1>too deep in and then realize maybe you weren't as

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<v Speaker 1>serious as I would like to be Fries. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can absolutely get you some fresh you like.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I saw that? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, you can't have that for me.

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that the first small that I've seen you have

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<v Speaker 1>like a genuine well no, we've laughed at things and

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<v Speaker 1>went ha ha, like it's stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>People.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was Oh no, is broodie boy actually having

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<v Speaker 1>Are you experiencing joy? Is that possible? Is it possible

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<v Speaker 1>for you to actually experience joy within your laugh? No? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. I'll sit back and pretend that

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see that. If you sit here a while,

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<v Speaker 1>go get you some chili cheese fries. No helping your

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<v Speaker 1>frish helping you? Okay, I'll get you some holdpenia frash. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I could have said lepenol, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel right. I'll go get to some what Jalepanio, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>halopeno fries. No, I'm Elda. Wait.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess we can talk about that when I get back. Yeah, well, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 4>the offer is still on the table. You can come

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<v Speaker 4>back to my place to unless that's a little two forward.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't have to do anything, just maybe watching TV

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<v Speaker 4>and get to know each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Outside of a freakin' bar that just smells like alcohol

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<v Speaker 1>and leather, plethor seeds. How about m Jlepenio fries.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be back.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, seen Alexander here. I tried not surprised here

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<v Speaker 1>the entire recording of this. I got my monetization back

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube. So like if you guys do some people

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<v Speaker 1>did send super thanks, No one has to or super chats.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever I live stream, you absolutely can. I will be

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<v Speaker 1>coming out with YouTube memberships if you guys want to

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<v Speaker 1>do that, which will give you emotes while I live streaming,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think I'm going to try to get ahead

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<v Speaker 1>of my recordings so that you can listen to them

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<v Speaker 1>early on YouTube if you're if you are a member,

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<v Speaker 1>so they'll be a slight perk to that if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to. But yeah, I got monetization back. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>everybody who has been super patient with the process. As

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<v Speaker 1>of the upload of this video, I'm almost done completely uploading.

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<v Speaker 1>I just haven't hit published on all the videos, but

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<v Speaker 1>all of the ones that I deleted I put over

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<v Speaker 1>on Patreon, so you guys can go at least listen

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<v Speaker 1>to them, including the live streams. If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the live streams. I can't put the video

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<v Speaker 1>up there, but I can put the audio. Thank you, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>This is incend to me, This is crazy to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you how incredibly happy I am. This

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<v Speaker 1>was such a I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure if

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna get back. I was actually looking up

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<v Speaker 1>potentially making a new channel and restarting again as other

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<v Speaker 1>a smartest I've done. But we got it back. I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a great thing, So thank you guys. I

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<v Speaker 1>also want to say a huge thank you too. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say that this was a night. Angel a

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<v Speaker 1>Patreon who suggested this audio of having a regular local

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<v Speaker 1>bar never picks up that the bartender's hinding on them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well tonight she tries a little bit more directive approach,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, and he also said, feel free to

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<v Speaker 1>as a monstercle element, if you want me to do

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<v Speaker 1>some of your audios. If you are a gold tune above,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a guarantee. Make sure that you messaged me

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<v Speaker 1>on Discord so I can get that done for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel free to hit me back up again, because sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I send it to you guys, and then for some

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<v Speaker 1>reason Discord will just eat it. But it shows me

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<v Speaker 1>that I sent it to you. It's weird. Never feel

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<v Speaker 1>bad about hitting me up and messaging me about this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you are under gold tier, you can suggest

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<v Speaker 1>it and I will try to get through as many

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<v Speaker 1>suggestions as I can before I make another thread. And

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<v Speaker 1>you can resuggest the same thing multiple times like it's

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly fine, and you can suggest multiple things too if

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<v Speaker 1>them as fast as I can. I'm excited and the

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<v Speaker 1>spicy version of this one will be up later tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys should all get alert about that. You won't

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<v Speaker 1>get a lits about all the other videos, so I've

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<v Speaker 1>been babbling a lot. I'm so sorry. Anyways, I love you, guys, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll see you in the next video.

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<v Speaker 1>Bybe