Speaker 1: Give me that news quickie.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this.
Speaker 3: I've kind of been sitting on this for about a
Speaker 3: week or so. Something I found it is kind of
Speaker 3: it's an article. It's about some harmless conspiracy theories of
Speaker 3: our time. Uh huh, because there's a world where there
Speaker 3: were some really dangerous conspiracy theories, clearly, but about some
Speaker 3: harmless ones, and I thought this is kind of fun. Uh.
Speaker 3: One of them that they discussed this article was how
Speaker 3: Starbucks baristas were told to sometimes misspelled customers names so
Speaker 3: that they would post the photo on social media.
Speaker 2: Oh their Starbucks cup. So you know, that's not.
Speaker 4: A conspiracy theory, that's a marketing ploy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Barney, but they called me Barry, you know,
Speaker 3: and yeah, there's the cup. It's interesting, play smart and harmless,
Speaker 3: smart market Yeah, that's harmless, right, it's not hurting anybody.
Speaker 4: Paul McCartney's dead.
Speaker 2: No, don't say that. That's not breaking news.
Speaker 1: It didn't hurt anybody though, But that was the idea, Like,
Speaker 1: look at the album art. The way they're walking acros
Speaker 1: is that crossed their barefoot? Yeah you never knew the
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney died thing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's a whole the cover of Abbey Road
Speaker 4: with that Abbey Road, what's the one where they're walking.
Speaker 5: Across Abbey Road and that's the whole, Like I am
Speaker 5: the wolrust song too is involved in that conspiracy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's why he is he barefoot so but
Speaker 4: now it's like that couldn't exist in this day and
Speaker 4: age because like, oh, I just saw him at a Starbucks.
Speaker 4: But it's it's the blake. He's been stuck with that forever.
Speaker 2: You can hear him anywhere you go. You just hear
Speaker 2: someone who makes sense. Another one is that.
Speaker 3: Big Bread paid toaster manufacturers to put in a setting
Speaker 3: that's too high so that people would burn the toast
Speaker 3: and then they get to sell more bread.
Speaker 4: Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I don't buy that one.
Speaker 2: It seems a little far fetched.
Speaker 3: But why do you need the toaster to have that
Speaker 3: setting that's too high where you put it in and
Speaker 3: it already burns.
Speaker 1: They view the tool to make your own toast, right, No,
Speaker 1: I think you do it that way in case the
Speaker 1: bread is still a little frozen.
Speaker 3: Wait, frozen breade, Yeah, you geth on it. Speaking of frozen,
Speaker 3: another harmless conspiracy theory the reason Disney came out with
Speaker 3: a movie called Frozen. Is so that when you google
Speaker 3: Disney Frozen, it doesn't show Walt Disney anymore. It doesn't
Speaker 3: bring up the story of Walt Disney being. Of course,
Speaker 3: the story of Ted Williams Frozen Head comes into play here.
Speaker 3: Tunic cans all a wild story, but it's true and
Speaker 3: Walt Disney was a Nazi.
Speaker 2: Wait really is that real?
Speaker 4: Internet bro?
Speaker 2: Oh, the Internet said that. Okay, just look it up.
Speaker 5: Don't ruin my childhood please.
Speaker 1: You're talking about the conspiracy. The conspiracy, right, that's cospiracy
Speaker 1: that's out there. It wouldn't be harmless to him. It
Speaker 1: was harmful his family or their brand.
Speaker 4: It's a or the guy that we know named Andrew Disney. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: poor guy. Ye, another harmless conspiracy theory. Christina, we have
Speaker 4: to go to you as the expert on this one.
Speaker 4: Women's pants pockets are significantly smaller than men's pants pockets
Speaker 4: to encourage women to buy handbags and purses.
Speaker 2: They are smaller.
Speaker 5: Some don't even have pockets, which is just mind blowing
Speaker 5: to me, Like why, like even back pockets. I have
Speaker 5: a pair of pants with no back pockets, so that
Speaker 5: couldn't make sense.
Speaker 1: I don't know, kat you wear those rocky mountains with
Speaker 1: no pockets in the most.
Speaker 2: Two Yeah, that can't find them anymore. Skin. You said
Speaker 2: women don't need pockets because men make all the money. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what are they gonna put in there? Christina?
Speaker 3: Legally I'm not allowed to ask you how big are
Speaker 3: the pockets?
Speaker 2: Oh? My god? One at you?
Speaker 1: Who was commenting on her jeans and how they fit
Speaker 1: her that day in the elevator.
Speaker 2: One day I was asking if that was a new trend,
Speaker 2: the high jeans?
Speaker 5: Did you write at the beginning of it too?
Speaker 1: It was we were sitting there in silence, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he goes eat those jeans.
Speaker 2: He was, He was right, that was a new trend.
Speaker 5: Uh, these are cargo pants somewhere right now, so they
Speaker 5: have all kinds of pockets. So screw whoever thought of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah we need pockets, you sexist bastard.
Speaker 3: Now this one's a for you Star Wars nerds, So
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna let you have this one.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Darth jarge Jar George arbre right. Darth jar Jar was
Speaker 3: planned and hinted at in The Phantom Menace, but the
Speaker 3: sheer amount of hatred for the character made George Lewis
Speaker 3: back down.
Speaker 4: Who is George Lewis?
Speaker 2: George Lucas?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said George Lucas, Okay, didn't I it's gonna
Speaker 3: have a hard cut sound. Well, I've been trying not
Speaker 3: to say the hard sound anymore on the air, right.
Speaker 2: As you never know, right yeap. FCC won't let me
Speaker 2: be the implications. I don't give a fu. Oh god,
Speaker 2: that should be the name of a full place.
Speaker 4: I don't give a fu.
Speaker 6: Yeah, surely it is because they don't give it out. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you gotta buy. Oh god, I love No, what's just
Speaker 6: give me the ramen? Ramin's dope, but fuzz got too
Speaker 6: much crap in there. There's like, no, it's delicious stuff.
Speaker 6: And there's only when it's cold outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, not a summer food. Summer ramens not going.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that today.
Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna have a big outdoor meeting
Speaker 1: today in the heat, and I had a hot coffee
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I need to stop driving driving that giuse
Speaker 6: your ice coffee.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: Some harmless conspiracy theories armlesss a harmless