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<v Speaker 1>Give me that news quickie.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I've kind of been sitting on this for about a

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<v Speaker 3>week or so. Something I found it is kind of

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<v Speaker 3>it's an article. It's about some harmless conspiracy theories of

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<v Speaker 3>our time. Uh huh, because there's a world where there

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<v Speaker 3>were some really dangerous conspiracy theories, clearly, but about some

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<v Speaker 3>harmless ones, and I thought this is kind of fun. Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>One of them that they discussed this article was how

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<v Speaker 3>Starbucks baristas were told to sometimes misspelled customers names so

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<v Speaker 3>that they would post the photo on social media.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh their Starbucks cup. So you know, that's not.

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<v Speaker 4>A conspiracy theory, that's a marketing ploy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but Barney, but they called me Barry, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>and yeah, there's the cup. It's interesting, play smart and harmless,

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<v Speaker 3>smart market Yeah, that's harmless, right, it's not hurting anybody.

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<v Speaker 4>Paul McCartney's dead.

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't say that. That's not breaking news.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't hurt anybody though, But that was the idea, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>look at the album art. The way they're walking acros

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<v Speaker 1>is that crossed their barefoot? Yeah you never knew the

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<v Speaker 1>Paul McCartney died thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, there's a whole the cover of Abbey Road

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<v Speaker 4>with that Abbey Road, what's the one where they're walking.

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<v Speaker 5>Across Abbey Road and that's the whole, Like I am

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<v Speaker 5>the wolrust song too is involved in that conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and that's why he is he barefoot so but

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<v Speaker 4>now it's like that couldn't exist in this day and

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<v Speaker 4>age because like, oh, I just saw him at a Starbucks.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's it's the blake. He's been stuck with that forever.

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<v Speaker 2>You can hear him anywhere you go. You just hear

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<v Speaker 2>someone who makes sense. Another one is that.

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<v Speaker 3>Big Bread paid toaster manufacturers to put in a setting

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<v Speaker 3>that's too high so that people would burn the toast

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<v Speaker 3>and then they get to sell more bread.

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<v Speaker 4>Unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't buy that one.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems a little far fetched.

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<v Speaker 3>But why do you need the toaster to have that

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<v Speaker 3>setting that's too high where you put it in and

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<v Speaker 3>it already burns.

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<v Speaker 1>They view the tool to make your own toast, right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you do it that way in case the

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<v Speaker 1>bread is still a little frozen.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, frozen breade, Yeah, you geth on it. Speaking of frozen,

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<v Speaker 3>another harmless conspiracy theory the reason Disney came out with

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<v Speaker 3>a movie called Frozen. Is so that when you google

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<v Speaker 3>Disney Frozen, it doesn't show Walt Disney anymore. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>bring up the story of Walt Disney being. Of course,

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<v Speaker 3>the story of Ted Williams Frozen Head comes into play here.

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<v Speaker 3>Tunic cans all a wild story, but it's true and

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<v Speaker 3>Walt Disney was a Nazi.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait really is that real?

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<v Speaker 4>Internet bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the Internet said that. Okay, just look it up.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't ruin my childhood please.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking about the conspiracy. The conspiracy, right, that's cospiracy

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<v Speaker 1>that's out there. It wouldn't be harmless to him. It

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<v Speaker 1>was harmful his family or their brand.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a or the guy that we know named Andrew Disney. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>poor guy. Ye, another harmless conspiracy theory. Christina, we have

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<v Speaker 4>to go to you as the expert on this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Women's pants pockets are significantly smaller than men's pants pockets

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<v Speaker 4>to encourage women to buy handbags and purses.

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<v Speaker 2>They are smaller.

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<v Speaker 5>Some don't even have pockets, which is just mind blowing

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<v Speaker 5>to me, Like why, like even back pockets. I have

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<v Speaker 5>a pair of pants with no back pockets, so that

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<v Speaker 5>couldn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, kat you wear those rocky mountains with

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<v Speaker 1>no pockets in the most.

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<v Speaker 2>Two Yeah, that can't find them anymore. Skin. You said

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<v Speaker 2>women don't need pockets because men make all the money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what are they gonna put in there? Christina?

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<v Speaker 3>Legally I'm not allowed to ask you how big are

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<v Speaker 3>the pockets?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? My god? One at you?

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<v Speaker 1>Who was commenting on her jeans and how they fit

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<v Speaker 1>her that day in the elevator.

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<v Speaker 2>One day I was asking if that was a new trend,

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<v Speaker 2>the high jeans?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you write at the beginning of it too?

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<v Speaker 1>It was we were sitting there in silence, and all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, he goes eat those jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>He was, He was right, that was a new trend.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, these are cargo pants somewhere right now, so they

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<v Speaker 5>have all kinds of pockets. So screw whoever thought of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah we need pockets, you sexist bastard.

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<v Speaker 3>Now this one's a for you Star Wars nerds, So

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna let you have this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Darth jarge Jar George arbre right. Darth jar Jar was

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<v Speaker 3>planned and hinted at in The Phantom Menace, but the

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<v Speaker 3>sheer amount of hatred for the character made George Lewis

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<v Speaker 3>back down.

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<v Speaker 4>Who is George Lewis?

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<v Speaker 2>George Lucas?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I said George Lucas, Okay, didn't I it's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have a hard cut sound. Well, I've been trying not

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<v Speaker 3>to say the hard sound anymore on the air, right.

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<v Speaker 2>As you never know, right yeap. FCC won't let me

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<v Speaker 2>be the implications. I don't give a fu. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>that should be the name of a full place.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't give a fu.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, surely it is because they don't give it out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>you gotta buy. Oh god, I love No, what's just

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<v Speaker 6>give me the ramen? Ramin's dope, but fuzz got too

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<v Speaker 6>much crap in there. There's like, no, it's delicious stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>And there's only when it's cold outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true, not a summer food. Summer ramens not going.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about that today.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we were gonna have a big outdoor meeting

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<v Speaker 1>today in the heat, and I had a hot coffee

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<v Speaker 1>with me.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, I need to stop driving driving that giuse

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<v Speaker 6>your ice coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Some harmless conspiracy theories armlesss a harmless