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Well, 51 00:03:12.159 --> 00:03:14.960 it's about time for the annual Mystic Knights of the 52 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:19.199 Sea Lodge Hall outing, the yearly boat trip to Hendrik 53 00:03:19.319 --> 00:03:22.719 Hudson Island. With the trip only a few days away, 54 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:26.680 the Kingfisher's wife, Sapphire and her mother are looking over 55 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:29.879 the album of pictures they took on the last outing. 56 00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:33.280 Here's a good picture. 57 00:03:33.479 --> 00:03:34.319 Look at this one. 58 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:36.639 Oh that's you. 59 00:03:37.520 --> 00:03:39.960 Oh look, Joyce. This was taken right on the beach 60 00:03:40.039 --> 00:03:40.800 of the island. 61 00:03:41.120 --> 00:03:43.680 Oh yeah, yeah, it's a picture of that wheel it 62 00:03:43.800 --> 00:03:44.280 wised up. 63 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:45.800 Yeah yeah, that said. 64 00:03:46.759 --> 00:03:48.240 Wait a minute, Ballie. 65 00:03:47.919 --> 00:03:48.240 That's me. 66 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:54.080 So it is. 67 00:03:54.520 --> 00:03:59.080 I got my monsters mixed up there, and one who 68 00:03:59.159 --> 00:04:00.840 defends is the way I remember that. 69 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:04.159 My mind, ever, your mind. 70 00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:09.280 Look at this stamp shop here, Oh George, just you 71 00:04:10.360 --> 00:04:11.919 with the Hunting River behind you. 72 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:14.599 Yeah, look at the bull legs. 73 00:04:15.719 --> 00:04:17.120 I don't have no bull legs. 74 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:21.240 Oh no, In this picture you straddles that river like 75 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:22.959 the George Washington Bridge. 76 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:30.600 What's that tackle there? Mama, somebody liable come along and 77 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:35.800 slip an egg under you. What is this picture here? 78 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:38.560 Oh, that's one of the games we played. That's that 79 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:41.160 young with the jackson finishing the hundred yard day? 80 00:04:41.279 --> 00:04:43.920 Oh yeah, I remember that. I never see the girl 81 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:46.920 run that fairs in Malay whose we didn't find out 82 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:51.160 till later that and it was chasing over. Oh. I 83 00:04:51.560 --> 00:04:54.639 bet we'll have even a bigger and better outing this year. 84 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:56.639 Wait a man now, after the last year is playing 85 00:04:56.680 --> 00:04:57.040 big guys? 86 00:04:57.120 --> 00:04:57.279 Hung? 87 00:04:57.360 --> 00:04:59.800 We done called off the future tol Man festivals. 88 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:03.000 Why what are you talking about? George? The outing is 89 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:05.319 set for next Sunday, and I want you to hie 90 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:06.040 the boat today. 91 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:09.600 Yeah, the same one we got last year, the Mariposa. 92 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:11.680 Yes, George, and you better stock up on the food 93 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:12.279 and the soft. 94 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:14.560 Drinks and everything we had a major hold hold of there. 95 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:17.000 Where are we getting the money for all these gay doings? 96 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:17.439 Why? 97 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:18.079 George? 98 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:21.279 After we had that rapolice Christmas time for the outing fund, 99 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:24.639 we collected over five hundred dollars you haven't the large 100 00:05:24.680 --> 00:05:25.279 hall safe. 101 00:05:26.120 --> 00:05:30.560 Yeah, I forgot. I had it there, got it locked 102 00:05:30.639 --> 00:05:31.360 right in there doing. 103 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:40.439 Everybody's looking forward to it, the members, the women's auxiliary, everybody. 104 00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:43.439 Just think what it would be like if we didn't 105 00:05:43.480 --> 00:05:45.160 have the money down there and the lodge. 106 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:47.759 Say, wouldn't that be a terrible thing? 107 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:50.120 Yeah, sure is. I mean I sure would be. 108 00:05:59.439 --> 00:05:59.959 King vision. 109 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:02.000 You mean to say that you done spent the money 110 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.720 the brothers collected for the outing. There ain't no money 111 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:05.920 to hire the boat or nothing. 112 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:09.480 Well, I'll spend it till your hot happened. And when 113 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:11.920 the money come in for the outing, I put it 114 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:16.120 in to see if But then something happened. I took 115 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:18.439 a little out, but I put a little back in. 116 00:06:19.079 --> 00:06:21.959 The next time I took more out, then I put 117 00:06:22.040 --> 00:06:24.879 back in. Well, the inning and the outing been going 118 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:28.040 on since January. It's more outing than inning. So the 119 00:06:28.079 --> 00:06:28.680 outing ain't in. 120 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:35.959 That's in other words, between your in and out and 121 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:36.720 the outing is out. 122 00:06:36.839 --> 00:06:38.639 Huh Yeah, that's the gust of a day. You got 123 00:06:38.759 --> 00:06:39.639 to putt a good spunn out. 124 00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:42.079 Well, you better do something though. All the members are 125 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:43.199 counting on this boat trip. 126 00:06:43.279 --> 00:06:45.160 Well, I was singing or using the money from the 127 00:06:45.279 --> 00:06:48.600 insurance fund for the outing fund. But I don't already 128 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:51.000 done use the money from the insurance fund to replace 129 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:53.600 the welfare fund that I used to make up the 130 00:06:53.639 --> 00:06:54.800 deficit for the health fund. 131 00:06:54.839 --> 00:06:58.240 You see where, Well, why don't you fall back on 132 00:06:58.319 --> 00:06:59.040 the sinking fund. 133 00:07:00.040 --> 00:07:02.480 Well, I've been doing a little till tapping there too 134 00:07:02.560 --> 00:07:07.120 in him. If I falls back on that, I gonna 135 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:08.680 land on the dollars thirty cents. 136 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:11.800 I can tell you, well, what is you gonna don't? 137 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:14.560 Well, I'd done merged all the funds, including the bonds 138 00:07:14.600 --> 00:07:17.319 and a ten thousand dollars in denture, and I done 139 00:07:17.439 --> 00:07:20.360 manage to scream up two hundred dollars. I just have 140 00:07:20.480 --> 00:07:22.240 to swing the boat trip on that someway. 141 00:07:22.600 --> 00:07:25.040 Yeah, but the boat company wants three hundred and fifty 142 00:07:25.040 --> 00:07:28.480 dollars for the Mariposa. You can't afford the boat, and 143 00:07:28.600 --> 00:07:30.160 you ain't got nothing to buy the food and the 144 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:30.879 soft drinks with. 145 00:07:31.120 --> 00:07:33.120 Well, I figure I can work that out in him, 146 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:35.959 and I think we could get a cheaper boat and 147 00:07:36.240 --> 00:07:39.160 then cut the drink and the food expends to the boone. 148 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:40.600 Oh, how you gonna do that? 149 00:07:40.720 --> 00:07:41.120 Now? Now? 150 00:07:41.199 --> 00:07:43.600 Well, I done looked up the tide schedule for tomorrow, 151 00:07:44.279 --> 00:07:46.079 and we is in for a pretty high tide and 152 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:49.959 some ground swells, So there ain't no use over buying 153 00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:52.959 on the food. Those are the brothers gonna be upset 154 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:55.399 by all the rocking and ruling, so we ought to 155 00:07:55.439 --> 00:07:57.639 turn a neat profit on their weak stomach salone. You 156 00:07:57.759 --> 00:07:58.000 see that. 157 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:02.639 Yeah, But listen, king face them brothers paid their money. 158 00:08:03.240 --> 00:08:05.360 They ain't gonna let a little thing like rolling around 159 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:07.759 the deck in agon they stopping from stuffing themselves. 160 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:11.800 Wella's gonna slow them down a little bit anyway. Now, 161 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:14.879 besides that, I got another angle. Last year we spent 162 00:08:15.040 --> 00:08:18.319 thirty five dollars alone on hot dogs. I think we 163 00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:19.639 can cut that to the boone too. 164 00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:21.160 Yeah, how you gonna do that? 165 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:24.240 But now here is the plan, and I gonna put 166 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:26.120 you down in the galley of the ship cooking. 167 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:26.519 Yeah. 168 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:29.439 Now, if any of the brothers managers the stagger down 169 00:08:29.519 --> 00:08:32.879 the stairway there for the hot dog, here's what you do. 170 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:36.960 When you serve the dog. You reaches for the mustard 171 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:40.320 stick with your right hand and you palms the hot 172 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:45.279 dog out of the road with your left. Yeah. 173 00:08:45.519 --> 00:08:48.759 But uh, even with the boat rocking, the brothers, was 174 00:08:48.799 --> 00:08:50.559 gonna know if they had a hot dog or now, ain't. 175 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:57.240 That's where the mustard comes in. He is gonna use 176 00:08:57.360 --> 00:08:59.960 hot English mustard and we're gonna loot it with horse. 177 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:04.120 And between the mustard and the horse reddish, their gums 178 00:09:04.159 --> 00:09:05.919 are gonna be so numb they ain't gonna know what 179 00:09:06.039 --> 00:09:06.600 happened to him. 180 00:09:09.879 --> 00:09:12.600 See you mean that you was gonna serve the whole 181 00:09:12.759 --> 00:09:14.960 thirty brothers and their wives with one hot dog. 182 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:18.279 No, we better get two kids. The first one gets 183 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:19.200 tattered up a little bit. 184 00:09:22.039 --> 00:09:22.159 Now. 185 00:09:22.720 --> 00:09:26.480 The next thing is the potato salad. Yeah, now, we 186 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:29.720 done got eight gallons last year. I think we can 187 00:09:29.759 --> 00:09:33.279 get along with two quarts this time. I wait a minute, 188 00:09:33.399 --> 00:09:35.600 how you gonna do that? I ain't gonna palm no 189 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:38.639 potato salad. I'll tell you that right, And I tell 190 00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:41.279 you what we're gonna look here, you follow We followed 191 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:44.360 the same principle that we're done with. The mustard. Might 192 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:47.240 make a slight change in the recipe. Now instead of 193 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:50.399 using vinegar, we're gonna cut the stuff with energy and. 194 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:54.759 Yeah, well that'll take care of that all right. Now 195 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:56.159 what about the soft drinks? 196 00:09:56.440 --> 00:09:58.240 But not listen any boy. The time they get through 197 00:09:58.279 --> 00:09:59.919 fighting the mustard and the energy, and they ain't gon 198 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:02.600 being no shape of no salt drinks. I think we 199 00:10:02.639 --> 00:10:05.120 can cover that situation with food, gallons of cool water, 200 00:10:05.159 --> 00:10:09.159 and a lemon. Well, I hope it works out for 201 00:10:09.279 --> 00:10:12.000 your sake. Then we go down to the document ourselves 202 00:10:12.080 --> 00:10:14.159 a cheaper boat than the Mariposa. We didn't find a 203 00:10:14.200 --> 00:10:15.120 good boat down there. 204 00:10:15.440 --> 00:10:17.480 Well, it better work, because if the brothers find out 205 00:10:17.519 --> 00:10:19.360 about you tapping the outing fund. 206 00:10:19.159 --> 00:10:20.440 They ain't gonna like it very well. 207 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:22.919 If you don't think they'll resort to violence, do you. 208 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:24.679 Well, I don't know. They kind of got it in 209 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:28.080 for you special over that little incident over the burial. 210 00:10:27.799 --> 00:10:30.519 Fund last year they married about dead. 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Tell me where 243 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:31.639 the focusl is or you can't see a focals cylander. 244 00:12:32.519 --> 00:12:34.759 Focus is like a diesel engine, only more powerful. 245 00:12:34.799 --> 00:12:37.440 You see, Well, we're. 246 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:39.200 Gonna run a boat. I'm glad you know so much 247 00:12:39.200 --> 00:12:41.799 about him. Hey, there's a boat we might be able 248 00:12:41.840 --> 00:12:44.080 to afford. Focus on your eyes on that or what that? 249 00:12:44.120 --> 00:12:47.799 I love it. That's about a forty foot of the 250 00:12:48.200 --> 00:12:52.600 mary Ellen. Yeah, pretty name, or to get about twenty 251 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:55.559 five or thirty. The brothers and the wires on their thing. Yeah, 252 00:12:55.759 --> 00:12:59.080 the mary Ellen kind of weather beaten, but it might do. 253 00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:02.679 They looked like a sailor sitting there on the deck. Yeah, 254 00:13:02.759 --> 00:13:05.240 you look like one of them real old salts. All right, 255 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:08.159 now's asking about renting the boat. Let me do the 256 00:13:08.240 --> 00:13:10.799 talking to Annie. You got to speak their language or 257 00:13:10.840 --> 00:13:11.960 the fellow jippy. 258 00:13:11.720 --> 00:13:12.159 Of the time. 259 00:13:12.320 --> 00:13:16.480 Yeah, that's right. Go ahead, Why there, mitt, Oh you 260 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:21.440 shall by the clouds, I'd say the wind was northwest 261 00:13:21.559 --> 00:13:25.159 by quarter, west off the loved quarter. By my nose, 262 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:31.039 I'd say it's dead south off the fish market. You 263 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:33.639 a sailor. They call me the old Salt. 264 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:37.559 Well, look, mister old Salt is the boat the Mary 265 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:40.879 Allen parent cain't well? 266 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:43.840 We just wanted to go up to Henry Hudson Island 267 00:13:43.919 --> 00:13:48.039 for a day. Still tain't we'd pay you one hundred 268 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:48.879 and fifty dollars for it? 269 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:50.600 Maybe tis. 270 00:13:52.519 --> 00:13:57.039 The taint that the one hundred and fifty cash. Yeah, tis. 271 00:13:58.879 --> 00:13:59.919 We can have it for tomorrow. 272 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:03.519 That's right. Just one more thing. Uh, we'll have any 273 00:14:03.559 --> 00:14:06.080 trouble sailing the thing. I won't have no trouble sailing 274 00:14:06.080 --> 00:14:08.120 in this boat. Fine, we'll take it. 275 00:14:08.159 --> 00:14:08.639 For the day. 276 00:14:09.039 --> 00:14:11.200 And by the way, we want to do some cooking 277 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:13.279 on it, as they got a stove and all that 278 00:14:13.720 --> 00:14:16.159 hummeding of a stove down in the galley. M. 279 00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:20.000 Then there's the deal, not dain't. Here's your money right here, 280 00:14:20.679 --> 00:14:25.000 tis man. We will be down the first thing in 281 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:27.559 the morning with thirty brothers and the wives. 282 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:29.159 She'll be right here waiting for you. 283 00:14:29.440 --> 00:14:40.799 Fine, I see you done, see you? Then come on, hi, Tom, 284 00:14:41.240 --> 00:14:41.879 I'm the fish, and. 285 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:44.039 Go on, you old Mary Ellen today catch anything. 286 00:14:44.320 --> 00:14:47.039 A couple of suckers rented them this old tub for 287 00:14:47.240 --> 00:14:49.639 days out and up to Hendrick Cudson Island. 288 00:14:49.559 --> 00:14:52.000 Rented this thing. Do they know anything about it? 289 00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:52.759 Nope? 290 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:56.440 Well why didn't you term date your boat that the 291 00:14:56.559 --> 00:14:57.799 former owner abandoned it? 292 00:14:58.120 --> 00:14:59.840 The owners was pulling out years ago. 293 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:01.399 When the bottom's all caved in. 294 00:15:01.559 --> 00:15:04.320 And when high tide comes in tomorrow morning at ten o'clock, 295 00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:05.840 it'll be five feet underwater. 296 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:07.360 Why didn't you tell them that? 297 00:15:08.240 --> 00:15:09.039 Didn't ask me? 298 00:15:21.519 --> 00:15:24.080 Boy show his chili down here at this duck early 299 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:24.480 in the morning. 300 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:27.799 Yeah, and there's quarter to seven. The brother will be 301 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:31.080 arriving on the boats here in about hour. I was 302 00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:33.200 just thinking, and there, we don't know too much about boats. 303 00:15:33.240 --> 00:15:35.600 It might be a good idea. You and me went 304 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:38.039 down below and got the motor starter, kind of get 305 00:15:38.039 --> 00:15:40.759 our hands in, you know, yeah, yeah, get the motor started. 306 00:15:40.840 --> 00:15:43.720 That's a good idea. Yeah, I think the motor ought 307 00:15:43.759 --> 00:15:45.480 to be down the stairs here. I hit the man 308 00:15:45.519 --> 00:15:47.279 and they're on the boat. You don't call it stairs, 309 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:48.320 you call it scuddle. 310 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:52.960 But well let's scuddle ourselves down there. 311 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:56.320 Yeah, careful that. And there's lower here. Now watch your 312 00:15:56.320 --> 00:15:58.080 head on the beams. 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That's p A R T 346 00:17:33.119 --> 00:17:36.200 E s I A n dot com slash cocktail. 347 00:17:37.559 --> 00:17:39.279 The engine must be back here. Yeah, it has a 348 00:17:39.359 --> 00:17:41.480 sign on the door of the engine room. Open it 349 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:47.599 up to Wow, it's dark in here. There were light 350 00:17:47.680 --> 00:17:51.720 of mats that we can see the motor there. Yeah, yeah, 351 00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:52.279 that's better. 352 00:17:52.920 --> 00:17:54.519 No it ain't. I still can't see. 353 00:17:54.359 --> 00:17:59.319 The morn and hold the masses that we can all see. 354 00:18:00.359 --> 00:18:03.440 There's got to be around here somewhere. No Fello would 355 00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:05.119 have running us a boat without a motor, would he? 356 00:18:05.759 --> 00:18:11.759 Oh, kingfish, that sort of thing is your rockets. If 357 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:14.079 the engine ain't in the engine room, I don't know 358 00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:15.160 where else the engine could be. 359 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:18.160 Well, now, look, andy, this is the atomic age, boy, 360 00:18:18.720 --> 00:18:21.880 this is indeed, this is the twentieth century. Here, kis hey, 361 00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:24.920 everything is condensed here. The motor must be tucked away 362 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:27.119 or somewhere in the boat here. All we got to 363 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:28.640 do is find and now let's start looking for it. 364 00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:37.680 Come on, let's go and look at it. Oh, listen, kingfish, 365 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:39.759 I as tired. We're done search this boat. 366 00:18:39.799 --> 00:18:42.240 For the last half hour, the only thing we had 367 00:18:42.319 --> 00:18:45.799 unfound was a rusty anchor, chained old pair of dungarees, 368 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:49.160 and a dead mackerel. What's the thing we found? Any 369 00:18:49.240 --> 00:18:51.559 kind of propulsion was when I sat down on that crab. 370 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:55.839 Bit me get panicking right away. Now, I'll tell you 371 00:18:55.920 --> 00:18:58.519 what we'll do. And we is here in the back 372 00:18:58.599 --> 00:18:59.039 of the boat. 373 00:18:59.240 --> 00:19:01.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's the propeller shaft coming in. 374 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:03.519 That's right. And and now the thing was to do 375 00:19:03.680 --> 00:19:06.359 is to follow that propeller shaft. Course, there's got to 376 00:19:06.400 --> 00:19:07.480 be a motor on the end of it. 377 00:19:07.640 --> 00:19:10.359 Yeah, that's right, that's right. Okay, let's go. Yeah, I'll 378 00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:12.400 put my hand on the thing here and follow the 379 00:19:12.440 --> 00:19:12.720 thing up. 380 00:19:12.759 --> 00:19:16.119 Yeah, that's right, to kind of crawl along here, keep going, yeah, 381 00:19:16.400 --> 00:19:18.319 keep going, ye, keep going. 382 00:19:19.240 --> 00:19:20.640 Wait a minute, Wait a minute. I come to the 383 00:19:20.759 --> 00:19:21.279 end of the shaft. 384 00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:23.519 Yeah good. Oh yeah. Now now we'll let them match 385 00:19:23.559 --> 00:19:27.240 and then see if there's anything there. Yeah, I find 386 00:19:27.279 --> 00:19:30.400 anything in it. Yeah it's a tag, but tag, what 387 00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:30.920 do we say? 388 00:19:31.680 --> 00:19:35.920 Motor condemned by US Coast guard and removed July nineteen 389 00:19:36.039 --> 00:19:36.599 twenty six. 390 00:19:39.640 --> 00:19:42.640 And that old salt dunjip to us he knowed this 391 00:19:42.759 --> 00:19:43.960 boat didn't have no mood in it. 392 00:19:44.119 --> 00:19:45.559 Yeah, well, what are you gonna do, king Fish? 393 00:19:45.599 --> 00:19:47.480 The brothers will be here in ten of fifteen minutes 394 00:19:47.559 --> 00:19:48.599 ready to say, well, I'll tell you. 395 00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:50.519 What, and then we're gonna have to fool them. Now, 396 00:19:50.559 --> 00:19:52.599 look here, we can keep the brothers and they're wives, 397 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:56.000 old jolly unhappy here on the dock. Make them think 398 00:19:56.039 --> 00:19:58.599 that we got a big party going. They'll never miss 399 00:19:58.640 --> 00:19:59.480 the tripodall you see. 400 00:19:59.559 --> 00:20:00.160 Yeah, that's right. 401 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:01.880