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Speaker 10: Sea Lodge Hall outing, the yearly boat trip to Hendrik
Speaker 10: Hudson Island. With the trip only a few days away,
Speaker 10: the Kingfisher's wife, Sapphire and her mother are looking over
Speaker 10: the album of pictures they took on the last outing.
Speaker 7: Here's a good picture.
Speaker 4: Look at this one.
Speaker 3: Oh that's you.
Speaker 11: Oh look, Joyce. This was taken right on the beach
Speaker 11: of the island.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, it's a picture of that wheel it
Speaker 7: wised up.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, that said.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Ballie.
Speaker 4: That's me.
Speaker 3: So it is.
Speaker 7: I got my monsters mixed up there, and one who
Speaker 7: defends is the way I remember that.
Speaker 11: My mind, ever, your mind.
Speaker 12: Look at this stamp shop here, Oh George, just you
Speaker 12: with the Hunting River behind you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at the bull legs.
Speaker 7: I don't have no bull legs.
Speaker 4: Oh no, In this picture you straddles that river like
Speaker 4: the George Washington Bridge.
Speaker 7: What's that tackle there? Mama, somebody liable come along and
Speaker 7: slip an egg under you. What is this picture here?
Speaker 12: Oh, that's one of the games we played. That's that
Speaker 12: young with the jackson finishing the hundred yard day?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I remember that. I never see the girl
Speaker 7: run that fairs in Malay whose we didn't find out
Speaker 7: till later that and it was chasing over. Oh. I
Speaker 7: bet we'll have even a bigger and better outing this year.
Speaker 7: Wait a man now, after the last year is playing
Speaker 7: big guys?
Speaker 4: Hung?
Speaker 7: We done called off the future tol Man festivals.
Speaker 11: Why what are you talking about? George? The outing is
Speaker 11: set for next Sunday, and I want you to hie
Speaker 11: the boat today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the same one we got last year, the Mariposa.
Speaker 12: Yes, George, and you better stock up on the food
Speaker 12: and the soft.
Speaker 7: Drinks and everything we had a major hold hold of there.
Speaker 7: Where are we getting the money for all these gay doings?
Speaker 11: Why?
Speaker 7: George?
Speaker 12: After we had that rapolice Christmas time for the outing fund,
Speaker 12: we collected over five hundred dollars you haven't the large
Speaker 12: hall safe.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I forgot. I had it there, got it locked
Speaker 7: right in there doing.
Speaker 12: Everybody's looking forward to it, the members, the women's auxiliary, everybody.
Speaker 4: Just think what it would be like if we didn't
Speaker 4: have the money down there and the lodge.
Speaker 11: Say, wouldn't that be a terrible thing?
Speaker 7: Yeah, sure is. I mean I sure would be.
Speaker 2: King vision.
Speaker 8: You mean to say that you done spent the money
Speaker 8: the brothers collected for the outing. There ain't no money
Speaker 8: to hire the boat or nothing.
Speaker 7: Well, I'll spend it till your hot happened. And when
Speaker 7: the money come in for the outing, I put it
Speaker 7: in to see if But then something happened. I took
Speaker 7: a little out, but I put a little back in.
Speaker 7: The next time I took more out, then I put
Speaker 7: back in. Well, the inning and the outing been going
Speaker 7: on since January. It's more outing than inning. So the
Speaker 7: outing ain't in.
Speaker 2: That's in other words, between your in and out and
Speaker 2: the outing is out.
Speaker 7: Huh Yeah, that's the gust of a day. You got
Speaker 7: to putt a good spunn out.
Speaker 2: Well, you better do something though. All the members are
Speaker 2: counting on this boat trip.
Speaker 7: Well, I was singing or using the money from the
Speaker 7: insurance fund for the outing fund. But I don't already
Speaker 7: done use the money from the insurance fund to replace
Speaker 7: the welfare fund that I used to make up the
Speaker 7: deficit for the health fund.
Speaker 2: You see where, Well, why don't you fall back on
Speaker 2: the sinking fund.
Speaker 7: Well, I've been doing a little till tapping there too
Speaker 7: in him. If I falls back on that, I gonna
Speaker 7: land on the dollars thirty cents.
Speaker 2: I can tell you, well, what is you gonna don't?
Speaker 7: Well, I'd done merged all the funds, including the bonds
Speaker 7: and a ten thousand dollars in denture, and I done
Speaker 7: manage to scream up two hundred dollars. I just have
Speaker 7: to swing the boat trip on that someway.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but the boat company wants three hundred and fifty
Speaker 8: dollars for the Mariposa. You can't afford the boat, and
Speaker 8: you ain't got nothing to buy the food and the
Speaker 8: soft drinks with.
Speaker 7: Well, I figure I can work that out in him,
Speaker 7: and I think we could get a cheaper boat and
Speaker 7: then cut the drink and the food expends to the boone.
Speaker 2: Oh, how you gonna do that?
Speaker 6: Now? Now?
Speaker 7: Well, I done looked up the tide schedule for tomorrow,
Speaker 7: and we is in for a pretty high tide and
Speaker 7: some ground swells, So there ain't no use over buying
Speaker 7: on the food. Those are the brothers gonna be upset
Speaker 7: by all the rocking and ruling, so we ought to
Speaker 7: turn a neat profit on their weak stomach salone. You
Speaker 7: see that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, But listen, king face them brothers paid their money.
Speaker 8: They ain't gonna let a little thing like rolling around
Speaker 8: the deck in agon they stopping from stuffing themselves.
Speaker 7: Wella's gonna slow them down a little bit anyway. Now,
Speaker 7: besides that, I got another angle. Last year we spent
Speaker 7: thirty five dollars alone on hot dogs. I think we
Speaker 7: can cut that to the boone too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how you gonna do that?
Speaker 7: But now here is the plan, and I gonna put
Speaker 7: you down in the galley of the ship cooking.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Now, if any of the brothers managers the stagger down
Speaker 7: the stairway there for the hot dog, here's what you do.
Speaker 7: When you serve the dog. You reaches for the mustard
Speaker 7: stick with your right hand and you palms the hot
Speaker 7: dog out of the road with your left. Yeah.
Speaker 8: But uh, even with the boat rocking, the brothers, was
Speaker 8: gonna know if they had a hot dog or now, ain't.
Speaker 7: That's where the mustard comes in. He is gonna use
Speaker 7: hot English mustard and we're gonna loot it with horse.
Speaker 7: And between the mustard and the horse reddish, their gums
Speaker 7: are gonna be so numb they ain't gonna know what
Speaker 7: happened to him.
Speaker 8: See you mean that you was gonna serve the whole
Speaker 8: thirty brothers and their wives with one hot dog.
Speaker 7: No, we better get two kids. The first one gets
Speaker 7: tattered up a little bit.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 7: The next thing is the potato salad. Yeah, now, we
Speaker 7: done got eight gallons last year. I think we can
Speaker 7: get along with two quarts this time. I wait a minute,
Speaker 7: how you gonna do that? I ain't gonna palm no
Speaker 7: potato salad. I'll tell you that right, And I tell
Speaker 7: you what we're gonna look here, you follow We followed
Speaker 7: the same principle that we're done with. The mustard. Might
Speaker 7: make a slight change in the recipe. Now instead of
Speaker 7: using vinegar, we're gonna cut the stuff with energy and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that'll take care of that all right. Now
Speaker 2: what about the soft drinks?
Speaker 7: But not listen any boy. The time they get through
Speaker 7: fighting the mustard and the energy, and they ain't gon
Speaker 7: being no shape of no salt drinks. I think we
Speaker 7: can cover that situation with food, gallons of cool water,
Speaker 7: and a lemon. Well, I hope it works out for
Speaker 7: your sake. Then we go down to the document ourselves
Speaker 7: a cheaper boat than the Mariposa. We didn't find a
Speaker 7: good boat down there.
Speaker 8: Well, it better work, because if the brothers find out
Speaker 8: about you tapping the outing fund.
Speaker 2: They ain't gonna like it very well.
Speaker 7: If you don't think they'll resort to violence, do you.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. They kind of got it in
Speaker 2: for you special over that little incident over the burial.
Speaker 7: Fund last year they married about dead. Huh yeah.
Speaker 8: The burial fund included a bronze casket and it didn't
Speaker 8: set too well with some of the brothers Low and
Speaker 8: brother Simpson into the ground in that secondhand cedar chest.
Speaker 8: You think they're gonna take action? Huh Well, I'll tell
Speaker 8: you one thing, King Fish, Unless you come up with
Speaker 8: that boat trip, you're gonna end up just as mouthproof
Speaker 8: as brother Simpson.
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Speaker 7: You got a lot of them pleasure boats tied up
Speaker 7: down here at the doc right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Say there's a nice sailboat.
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Speaker 7: you tell us the sloop by the rear deck ender?
Speaker 7: Sloop always has the troop to the poop.
Speaker 2: Well, hey, what's that one over there, that big one,
Speaker 2: that's what.
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Speaker 7: the focusl is or you can't see a focals cylander.
Speaker 7: Focus is like a diesel engine, only more powerful.
Speaker 2: You see, Well, we're.
Speaker 8: Gonna run a boat. I'm glad you know so much
Speaker 8: about him. Hey, there's a boat we might be able
Speaker 8: to afford. Focus on your eyes on that or what that?
Speaker 7: I love it. That's about a forty foot of the
Speaker 7: mary Ellen. Yeah, pretty name, or to get about twenty
Speaker 7: five or thirty. The brothers and the wires on their thing. Yeah,
Speaker 7: the mary Ellen kind of weather beaten, but it might do.
Speaker 7: They looked like a sailor sitting there on the deck. Yeah,
Speaker 7: you look like one of them real old salts. All right,
Speaker 7: now's asking about renting the boat. Let me do the
Speaker 7: talking to Annie. You got to speak their language or
Speaker 7: the fellow jippy.
Speaker 2: Of the time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right. Go ahead, Why there, mitt, Oh you
Speaker 7: shall by the clouds, I'd say the wind was northwest
Speaker 7: by quarter, west off the loved quarter. By my nose,
Speaker 7: I'd say it's dead south off the fish market. You
Speaker 7: a sailor. They call me the old Salt.
Speaker 2: Well, look, mister old Salt is the boat the Mary
Speaker 2: Allen parent cain't well?
Speaker 7: We just wanted to go up to Henry Hudson Island
Speaker 7: for a day. Still tain't we'd pay you one hundred
Speaker 7: and fifty dollars for it?
Speaker 2: Maybe tis.
Speaker 7: The taint that the one hundred and fifty cash. Yeah, tis.
Speaker 2: We can have it for tomorrow.
Speaker 7: That's right. Just one more thing. Uh, we'll have any
Speaker 7: trouble sailing the thing. I won't have no trouble sailing
Speaker 7: in this boat. Fine, we'll take it.
Speaker 3: For the day.
Speaker 8: And by the way, we want to do some cooking
Speaker 8: on it, as they got a stove and all that
Speaker 8: hummeding of a stove down in the galley. M.
Speaker 7: Then there's the deal, not dain't. Here's your money right here,
Speaker 7: tis man. We will be down the first thing in
Speaker 7: the morning with thirty brothers and the wives.
Speaker 2: She'll be right here waiting for you.
Speaker 14: Fine, I see you done, see you? Then come on, hi, Tom,
Speaker 14: I'm the fish, and.
Speaker 7: Go on, you old Mary Ellen today catch anything.
Speaker 2: A couple of suckers rented them this old tub for
Speaker 2: days out and up to Hendrick Cudson Island.
Speaker 3: Rented this thing. Do they know anything about it?
Speaker 7: Nope?
Speaker 4: Well why didn't you term date your boat that the
Speaker 4: former owner abandoned it?
Speaker 7: The owners was pulling out years ago.
Speaker 3: When the bottom's all caved in.
Speaker 13: And when high tide comes in tomorrow morning at ten o'clock,
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Speaker 11: Why didn't you tell them that?
Speaker 7: Didn't ask me?
Speaker 2: Boy show his chili down here at this duck early
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Speaker 7: That's a good idea. Yeah, I think the motor ought
Speaker 7: to be down the stairs here. I hit the man
Speaker 7: and they're on the boat. You don't call it stairs,
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Speaker 2: But well let's scuddle ourselves down there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, careful that. And there's lower here. Now watch your
Speaker 7: head on the beams. What beams?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: It was being.
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Speaker 7: The engine must be back here. Yeah, it has a
Speaker 7: sign on the door of the engine room. Open it
Speaker 7: up to Wow, it's dark in here. There were light
Speaker 7: of mats that we can see the motor there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: that's better.
Speaker 2: No it ain't. I still can't see.
Speaker 7: The morn and hold the masses that we can all see.
Speaker 7: There's got to be around here somewhere. No Fello would
Speaker 7: have running us a boat without a motor, would he?
Speaker 8: Oh, kingfish, that sort of thing is your rockets. If
Speaker 8: the engine ain't in the engine room, I don't know
Speaker 8: where else the engine could be.
Speaker 7: Well, now, look, andy, this is the atomic age, boy,
Speaker 7: this is indeed, this is the twentieth century. Here, kis hey,
Speaker 7: everything is condensed here. The motor must be tucked away
Speaker 7: or somewhere in the boat here. All we got to
Speaker 7: do is find and now let's start looking for it.
Speaker 7: Come on, let's go and look at it. Oh, listen, kingfish,
Speaker 7: I as tired. We're done search this boat.
Speaker 8: For the last half hour, the only thing we had
Speaker 8: unfound was a rusty anchor, chained old pair of dungarees,
Speaker 8: and a dead mackerel. What's the thing we found? Any
Speaker 8: kind of propulsion was when I sat down on that crab.
Speaker 7: Bit me get panicking right away. Now, I'll tell you
Speaker 7: what we'll do. And we is here in the back
Speaker 7: of the boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's the propeller shaft coming in.
Speaker 7: That's right. And and now the thing was to do
Speaker 7: is to follow that propeller shaft. Course, there's got to
Speaker 7: be a motor on the end of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that's right. Okay, let's go. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: put my hand on the thing here and follow the
Speaker 2: thing up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right, to kind of crawl along here, keep going, yeah,
Speaker 7: keep going, ye, keep going.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. I come to the
Speaker 2: end of the shaft.
Speaker 7: Yeah good. Oh yeah. Now now we'll let them match
Speaker 7: and then see if there's anything there. Yeah, I find
Speaker 7: anything in it. Yeah it's a tag, but tag, what
Speaker 7: do we say?
Speaker 8: Motor condemned by US Coast guard and removed July nineteen
Speaker 8: twenty six.
Speaker 7: And that old salt dunjip to us he knowed this
Speaker 7: boat didn't have no mood in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what are you gonna do, king Fish?
Speaker 8: The brothers will be here in ten of fifteen minutes
Speaker 8: ready to say, well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 7: What, and then we're gonna have to fool them. Now,
Speaker 7: look here, we can keep the brothers and they're wives,
Speaker 7: old jolly unhappy here on the dock. Make them think
Speaker 7: that we got a big party going. They'll never miss
Speaker 7: the tripodall you see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8: If you can get them whooped it up enough, it
Speaker 8: just might work. But if it don't, boy, and anything
Speaker 8: else go wrong, is going to be the end of you.
Speaker 7: Well now the end or what else can go wrong?
Speaker 7: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: But if anything else happens on this boat, I got idea.
Speaker 8: Them brothers are going to make mutiny on the body
Speaker 8: look like a Sunday school picnic.
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Speaker 7: That said fault, whoop it up, whoop it up, happy
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Speaker 7: men and all that stuff. Oh yeah, Mama diu.
Speaker 11: This boat ain't bad.
Speaker 7: But one as we getting started with islands.
Speaker 11: Yes, Joe, I saw the brothers and the wives is
Speaker 11: getting impatid.
Speaker 7: Sure, well we get movies doom. We're having a little
Speaker 7: more trouble having no trouble getting it started, the.
Speaker 11: Motor missing, Yeah you might say it, Well, yeah.
Speaker 8: Thank George.
Speaker 11: Out of that six hot dogs and I'm still hummed.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I'll take care of that right away. Mama.
Speaker 7: Let's have a nice party here now. Folks be happy
Speaker 7: if you jolly get some action.
Speaker 8: Yeah, kank kank fish, I won't speak to you. The
Speaker 8: brothers has been complaining about the hot dogs.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I know Andy has prepared for that emergency.
Speaker 7: I done took the precaution of buying three dozen hot dogs. Xtray,
Speaker 7: give the brothers a fair shake. You might start slipping
Speaker 7: the hot dog in there the other rules. You see.
Speaker 8: I'm glad you got some new hot dogs. The one
Speaker 8: I've been palming is getting all war out. The skin
Speaker 8: is hanging off that thing like a peel banana.
Speaker 7: What happened to the thing?
Speaker 8: And well, I served a hot dog and that missus depeister,
Speaker 8: she's got them buck teeth and she snapped at it
Speaker 8: before I could palm the roll. I will tell you something,
Speaker 8: that poor hot dog took kind of a beaten when
Speaker 8: I had the prior pivot tooth out of it.
Speaker 7: Do the best you can and get back in the
Speaker 7: gallery there and I'll keep things gosh up. Hello, their phone,
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Speaker 11: I want to worry with.
Speaker 7: You, Hold Calhoun.
Speaker 4: What is the trouble on behalf of the grievous committee.
Speaker 4: I've got some complaints on the conduct of this heir
Speaker 4: boat trip.
Speaker 7: What's the matter?
Speaker 4: I've got the complaints all read up here in legal fashion.
Speaker 4: You them all one hot dogs. It is yere by
Speaker 4: alleged that is stelling hot dogs mustard and horse.
Speaker 7: Radish is being served.
Speaker 3: And it is my contention that them sad mustard.
Speaker 4: Is a violation of the Pure Food and Drug Ad
Speaker 4: and the afore mentioned horse radish is against the best
Speaker 4: inshs of the brothers garhole bladders.
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Speaker 7: We're putting hot dogs in the hot dogs, now, that's
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Speaker 4: It is yeah, by a large that some inflammable substance
Speaker 4: has been introduced.
Speaker 7: Into the potato salad.
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Speaker 4: Four Bobby tims, a tea strainer above ball, and another identified.
Speaker 3: Two pays.
Speaker 4: Taking fish. Some of the brothers had awful time taking
Speaker 4: that stuff.
Speaker 7: You mean us there? Two pair of lemonade. That's what
Speaker 7: happened to mama's poodle cut. Huh, I'm gonna have and
Speaker 7: the and another lemon in there boy and asking to
Speaker 7: price the whole thing up.
Speaker 4: And furthermore, the Fevers comedic complains that the brother's paid
Speaker 4: for the large boat trips.
Speaker 11: And there is father hole Arge come here, who cares?
Speaker 4: How I I want to show you something you was
Speaker 4: acting in bad fee. You don't promise thats a trip
Speaker 4: to the island, and no such trip has been forthcoming.
Speaker 4: They brother maintains that you that you that you now
Speaker 4: That's funny is I've been talking this mopstack all this time?
Speaker 7: What says you want to showing this?
Speaker 4: How FI?
Speaker 11: Look at George you look over the side of the
Speaker 11: boat there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the water's come up quite a bit in it.
Speaker 12: Yeaes.
Speaker 7: That just means that the tide is coming in.
Speaker 12: I know, Joyce, when the tide comes in the boat,
Speaker 12: you go up with it, Joyce Stevens.
Speaker 11: Is something wrong here?
Speaker 7: This boat ain't so what you're talking about. It's a
Speaker 7: wooden boat in it Why wouldn't it float? The only
Speaker 7: reason it wouldn't float if it had a hole in
Speaker 7: a hold a whole Uh excuse men, where are you going? Well,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna holler down the and in the galley and
Speaker 7: you down there. Yeah, the funny thing, Andy, the tire
Speaker 7: is coming in up here.
Speaker 2: Funny thing it's coming in down here?
Speaker 7: Is it rising fast? I think so. It just put
Speaker 7: the stove out in the galley, smooth. There must be
Speaker 7: a hole down there. You think it's small enough to
Speaker 7: plug up?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: School of macro. Just swum in here with me.
Speaker 7: Get out of there fast and there, get out? Oh me.
Speaker 7: You look at the water. It's starting to come over
Speaker 7: the sides of the boot.
Speaker 11: George, George, what's going on here?
Speaker 4: Judge?
Speaker 11: What are we gonna do? The deck is gestn't flooding.
Speaker 7: Yeah, King Fish, you better get these people off this
Speaker 7: boat and get them off here quick to.
Speaker 11: You in charge? Do something? George?
Speaker 3: What's going hell?
Speaker 7: Fool? Says the case after the Titanic said, I think
Speaker 7: we was in for a wet afternoon. That's what. Wait
Speaker 7: a minute, now, quiet you folks, quiet, listen. We all
Speaker 7: gotta go back. We we gotta go back, and we're
Speaker 7: on the docs. See if now, and if you'll just
Speaker 7: be quiet. The king he's had something to say.
Speaker 3: Don't let him say. Let me add him.
Speaker 4: If pos't been a note, lash his eyes out, everybody.
Speaker 7: Now, Calm down, Calm down, now, listen, folks, I gonna
Speaker 7: talk to you like that great brother that belongs to
Speaker 7: that great fraternity, the mystic Knights of the Sea. And
Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you now that this was all a mistake.
Speaker 7: My loving children, the fellow that rented meet us. Vote
Speaker 7: to Mary Ellen dunjipmy just think of a man that
Speaker 7: would do a thing like.
Speaker 10: That to me.
Speaker 7: It wasn't my fault. But I tell you, I'm gonna
Speaker 7: refund everybody that money. It's costing me a lot, but
Speaker 7: everybody will get back every cent.
Speaker 3: DP Well, that's difficult deal.
Speaker 7: Not everybody. Here's what we're gonna do. Now, here's what
Speaker 7: I want you to get in the spirit of this thing.
Speaker 7: Now we're up on the dock. Here, let's line up
Speaker 7: here and we'll march back to the buses singing the
Speaker 7: famous large Hall song. Alright, one, two, three, go well
Speaker 7: and then that was a mess yesterday, all right. Sure
Speaker 7: was lucky that nobody got hurt on that boat, leaking like.
Speaker 8: It was, you know, Oh, yeah, as that was something.
Speaker 8: But outside of a few wet feats in a couple
Speaker 8: of cases of tolmain, there wasn't no real damage.
Speaker 7: It will certainly was big of the Kingfish dude to
Speaker 7: refund everybody their money back.
Speaker 2: Big of him. He had to do it. The brothers
Speaker 2: could give him a burial at sea right there at
Speaker 2: the dock if he didn't.
Speaker 8: But that was something that old salt chartering the Kingfish
Speaker 8: that no good boat for one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I guess this will teach the Kingfish a
Speaker 7: lesson once and for all that it just don't pay
Speaker 7: the cheat and jip people in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, I guess he has done learned his lessons.
Speaker 7: It ain't no two ways about. Well, there you are,
Speaker 7: Old Salt two hundred and fifty dollars for chartering me
Speaker 7: your boat, the Mary Ellen, for a two day fishing trip.
Speaker 7: She's a good boat, isn't she, Old thought. Well, i'll
Speaker 7: tell you maybe she tills, and maybe she did.
Speaker 6: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 7: Friends, this is Harlow Wilcox.
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