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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology with let Chatako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all, I wanna throw you one

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<v Speaker 2>more reminder here. I'd be sure to throw a vote

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<v Speaker 2>in for you. Say we play it so you can

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<v Speaker 2>have a say in which Zeppelin tune plays this morning

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<v Speaker 2>at nine o'clock. That's the artist you're voting on this

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<v Speaker 2>morning at the JR Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Three songs rezep the one with the most votes is

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<v Speaker 3>played back in nine and somebody who votes is randomly

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<v Speaker 3>picked for VIP passes for this weekend's Leesburg bike fests.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a little meet and greet with lit fuel.

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<v Speaker 4>That's gonna be a party out there, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice little reserve seating area for the show, so it'd

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<v Speaker 2>be a nice prize to have. All right, Uh, what

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<v Speaker 2>else is it? Oh? We also have the first keyword

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<v Speaker 2>of the day for Rock the Bank coming up after

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<v Speaker 2>you say we played. Just remember that because sometimes mondays,

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<v Speaker 2>as you Tako likes to point out, you kind of

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<v Speaker 2>forget about that. Don't want you to miss out on

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<v Speaker 2>a chance to win a grand All right, On the

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<v Speaker 2>subject of money. I asked you all to contemplate, think

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<v Speaker 2>about the most expensive adult beverage you've ever ponied up for.

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<v Speaker 3>I waited out, Pat, I thought, for me, I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>beer guy, so it's really not that expensive. But I

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<v Speaker 3>know that my wife, I've paid twenty something dollars for

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<v Speaker 3>a drink for her, but she was cognizant and said,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all, I ordered one of these things at that price.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably would agree with you on that comment. And

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<v Speaker 2>also regarding the beer thing, I think the most for

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<v Speaker 2>a beer, I've maybe eighteen bucks at an event or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I got it at a concert.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe eighteen bucks. But obviously there's drinks that in

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<v Speaker 2>places that charge way more than that, which I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get to here.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said thirty dollars on a drink, but you kept

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<v Speaker 3>the cup. Somebody else maybe ten dollars. That's going out

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<v Speaker 3>for dinner, frozen marguerite is and then this one, Pat.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to say it was close to fifty bucks

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<v Speaker 3>for an ounce and a half a whiskey, but to

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<v Speaker 3>be fair, I didn't know how much it was before

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<v Speaker 3>I ordered it, and it was really good whiskey.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, some of those whiskeys man. We'll fetch you a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty penny, especially in some of these trendy places depending

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<v Speaker 2>on be careful. Let's go to Dubai. Oh, you know

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<v Speaker 2>you're paying a lot there. The first purchase of a

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<v Speaker 2>drink at the at a restaurant in nightclub called Nahata,

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<v Speaker 2>which is in Dubai. The drink is also called the Najate,

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<v Speaker 2>was sold over the weekend forty one and sixty dollars. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>this is not one of those drinks where normally when

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<v Speaker 2>we have something like this come up, it's because it

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<v Speaker 2>comes with a diamond pendant or something like that. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>forty one grand. Somebody paid that price for a drink

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<v Speaker 2>to be prepared.

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<v Speaker 4>On a naked lady's body. No, well it wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 4>a naked lady over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's this guy who works normally at Brown's

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<v Speaker 2>Hotel in London. He's a legend known in the cocktail

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<v Speaker 2>circles simply as the Maestro. So he's been at this

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<v Speaker 2>for over forty years. He's an expert mixologist. Kognac is

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<v Speaker 2>his specialty, and this trendy club in Dubai has hired

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<v Speaker 2>him to work there and in his honor. They have

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<v Speaker 2>this drink creation that, if it's ordered, will not only

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<v Speaker 2>be prepared, hand prepared, aired by the Maestro, but it

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<v Speaker 2>comes with these ingredients that are really one of a kind,

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<v Speaker 2>including a special tequila that was manufactured specifically for this

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<v Speaker 2>club in this city for this mixologist, dumbest ever. And

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<v Speaker 2>it comes it's served in a glass that is also

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<v Speaker 2>an incredible rare production, and it gets into the weeds

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<v Speaker 2>with what makes it so rare in all this, But

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<v Speaker 2>you get to keep the glasses as well. And I'm scenari,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going I don't care if this, you know, administers

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<v Speaker 2>a handy to you. I yeh, forty one grant, even if.

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<v Speaker 4>You are a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty one grant.

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<v Speaker 3>This person said fifty for McCallan. I think that's a

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<v Speaker 3>whiskey easily sure, thirty five bucks or a bucket of

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<v Speaker 3>beer on a cruise. Yeah, this one paid thirty four

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<v Speaker 3>for a drink out at a Universal, but it had

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<v Speaker 3>a had lit one fifty one but CARDI shot in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle. Yes, what exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>They did not say who the person was who ponied

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<v Speaker 2>up the forty one grand for the drink. But is

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<v Speaker 2>that obviously if you've got that kind of cash. You've

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<v Speaker 2>got that kind of cash, and it's inconsequential to you.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you trying to prove with this though? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>at that point, if you've got that kind of cash,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you trying to prove?

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<v Speaker 4>The pat?

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<v Speaker 3>You can't analyze it because we'll never know and it

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<v Speaker 3>makes no sense to everybody else. And even if you

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<v Speaker 3>think when I get a like a take them the

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<v Speaker 3>cup or the glass, I'm kind of always thinking, great,

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<v Speaker 3>another cup or glass at my home.

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking in a last night when I sit

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<v Speaker 2>down to dinner, grab a glass, get a glass of milk,

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<v Speaker 2>and I realized all my glasses are like pint glasses. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>beer places, not the wrong with that, classy. Yeah. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you been over a Pat's house? We went there for

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<v Speaker 2>a dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>The others he's stuck in college.

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<v Speaker 2>Bozeman, Montana. Bringing it back to the USA, thirteen Bozeman

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<v Speaker 2>police officers are the subject of an investigation after it

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<v Speaker 2>was determined they were keeping themselves amused while on duty

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<v Speaker 2>with a game they called crime Bingo.

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<v Speaker 5>Two teams of patrol officers were engaged in a bingo

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<v Speaker 5>competition where success in the game hinged on whether they

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<v Speaker 5>engaged in actions listed on the Bengo card. Then they

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<v Speaker 5>filled in squares of things that they wanted to see

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<v Speaker 5>happen or have happened in order to check off that

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<v Speaker 5>box in the Bengo card. An example of one of

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<v Speaker 5>those was to do search warrant on a car, which

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<v Speaker 5>in and of itself that is part of their duties.

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<v Speaker 5>The concern is if then they manipulated anything in order

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<v Speaker 5>to be able to search a car.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And that last part is the concern that got

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<v Speaker 2>these guys and ladies. There's a combination men and women

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<v Speaker 2>officers in trouble. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Plus they're setting things up.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was what the concern was, that they might

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<v Speaker 2>be tempted to do that. The investigation, however, showed they

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<v Speaker 2>did not create any of these check them off boxes.

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<v Speaker 3>Still to win the game. It shouldn't be a game.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's the key word there. You think there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of action in Bozeman.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean they have thirteen cops there, so I guess,

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<v Speaker 4>I guess there are.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I'm looking at you. Could you put to

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<v Speaker 2>some like a more hardcore town, some of the Bingo

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<v Speaker 2>boxes would probably be pretty wild. Oh you like pine Hills.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying. What you could come up

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<v Speaker 3>with a big card, I mean every day and the

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<v Speaker 3>shooting would just be the norm.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. Any of you on the law enforcement types

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<v Speaker 2>who listen to the show, and we appreciate everything you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, any of you, none of you got some

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<v Speaker 2>of this going. We will keep you anonymous. Any of

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<v Speaker 2>you doing a game like this, I'm telling you I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen cops is a lot for a place called Bozeman, Montana,

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't you think so?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe that's one of the larger municipalities in that state.

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<v Speaker 4>It's gotta be because.

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<v Speaker 3>Just if I just picture like the normal police that

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<v Speaker 3>I see driving around winter Park and Maitland, there's only

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<v Speaker 3>a handful, you know, a certain times of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>This is some of these towns. Think of what you

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<v Speaker 2>could put up ook hooker on crack does insert uh huh,

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<v Speaker 2>well maybe insert it's not a good word, probably not.

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<v Speaker 2>And finally, the ja our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Cavity search is double points, so if he text it,

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<v Speaker 3>I want I want.

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<v Speaker 4>Strip searts to be the center of one.

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<v Speaker 5>Right see.

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<v Speaker 2>Snoop Dogg yesterday released a video to go with his

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<v Speaker 2>last dance with Mary Jane has spent on the Tom

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<v Speaker 2>Petty tune. Yeah, and somehow he managed and this is

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<v Speaker 2>pretty cool. Video is pretty cool. I'm sharing it with

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<v Speaker 2>you this morning via animation. He's resurrected Tom Petty, Tupac

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<v Speaker 2>and Bob Marley Wow to join him in the video.

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<v Speaker 4>That is pretty cooiet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and by the way, Jelly rolls in it too.

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<v Speaker 4>Shocker.

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<v Speaker 3>Lly Pat and I were talking behind the scenes the

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<v Speaker 3>other day, just off air, and we.

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<v Speaker 4>Love He's a good dude. We talked to him many times.

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<v Speaker 3>That every time you turn around, man, you're getting Lly

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<v Speaker 3>Rowl chillied out.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean you called it though, strike while they are

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<v Speaker 4>and what.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta do. Can't fault him for that, man.

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<v Speaker 1>One on one one w j r R, Orlando's rock station,