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I got a cat, I tell you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Rosie, like a whole.
Speaker 3: Lot of rosie. That's the only reason I took the cat.
It was Bob would be like the care Rosie.
Speaker 2: Cat's doing good? Cat is warming up, is it? Yes,
you didn't lose the cat. You were worried that you
couldn't find the cat. Somebody sent me a picture of
you surrounded by thousands of kitts after that. Damn ai.
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It's a big, fair kitty cat. Really, it seems.
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four times a day, like you can't a little fisky
feast things nothing size, yeah, like a stuff mushroom.
Speaker 4: I think that would tell you differently.
Speaker 3: Whatever, No, if I can't find the cat for a month,
then I'll start to worry. So the cat last week
warming up? It was staying in the basement. My mom
had some comforters and laying on there.
Speaker 2: Just let it go.
Speaker 3: Can't force an animal to love your like you r whatever.
Just like so last week I hear the bell and
it jumped on the bed trying to get on the
bed and miss calculated, and I hear the scratches on
my bo big fat cat fell on the floor, Like
that's all right, try again, can't I hear it going downstairs?
Next night she got an angle and uh, she's sleeping
with me. Really yeah, wow, look at very lovable. Yeah,
that's one reason I took the cat. I knew they
can't prior and then somebody else took it. She had
a boatload of animals. Wasn't getting along If you don't.
Speaker 2: Take it, I gotta take it. A lollipop farm. And
I'm like, it's a very nice cat.
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You're right, some people are not, and some people just
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Speaker 4: I don't want to say too much, but I have.
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you take it in the ass. It's a tough one
to conversation.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Here's the story.
Speaker 4: I don't sneak into the conversation.
Speaker 3: I saw a friend Melissa, and years ago we were
hanging out for summer for whatever. He's cold check. I
still see her out Melissa. I don't give her last name,
but the expression it is what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate that you do. Yeah, well, I understand.
Speaker 3: This is about nine years ago, and it was it
is what it is, Yeah, it is what it is.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: And I'm walking down the bar and there's two girls
and a guy and they're playing the Mega touch machine
and I hear it our tender hears he goes, well
do you do anal whoa? And she goes, well, it
is what it is.
Speaker 2: It is what it is. Okay, it is what it is,
and I got it. Yeah. I've been given the checkered flag,
and I've been given the fucking.
Speaker 3: Hard stock, the red flag. You're you're, I've been told Watkins,
glennim red flag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, be careful down there.
Speaker 4: It could be sometimes you can get a little messy
all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: That doesn't get messy, well, not with me. I've heard stories,
but I've never had that happen, Thank goodness.
Speaker 2: Maybe you have. I haven't had anything, Doug. I just
talk a big game and do anything. Speaking that, I
did see a story about a couple in Brazil, Brazil. Yeah,
so I always wonder is this real? But according to
CNN Brazil, they were having sex in a car, in
a car up on a beautiful ledge. When's the last
time you did six in the car?
Speaker 4: Tuesday?
Speaker 2: You did that?
Speaker 3: It don't make cars big enough?
Speaker 2: You have sex?
Speaker 3: You rain drover a bus hers.
Speaker 2: I don't uh. When was the last time I had
sex in the car? I don't know, And i'd have
to think about that. Yeah I have yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean sex, sex, not just fooling around kissing good night,
but you know, close off yeah, yeah, fogged windows?
Speaker 2: Is it? What did they fog up? Do they fog up?
If you're doing it right, If you're doing it, that's right.
If you're doing it right, they can all right. So
but this couple, it was a forty two year old
woman with her twenty six year old boyfriend. Way to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, buddy came and went.
Speaker 2: They they were inside the car and they were banging
so hard that it went over the tip of this
rock like they were up on a three hundred, probably looking.
Speaker 4: At the stars.
Speaker 2: They're getting going, the motion's going. Whatever happened, this vehicle
fell another thousand feet. Her naked body or his naked
body was found. He happens to be the father of
a four year old and then she was found in
the car by firefighters. But they yeah, they both were
both dead. No dead, well, yeah, turned fatal rocking motion
from the romps sent the vehicle plunging over a remote
cliff in Brazil.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't believe it. An e motion in the ocean.
Speaker 3: Well, was she cheating in him?
Speaker 2: Or Okay, hang on now, was she cheating on? No?
Speaker 4: Was she cheating with him?
Speaker 2: You mean, because that's exactly what I thought was who
I don't know, because a forty two year old with
a twenty six year.
Speaker 3: Old in the car, how heavy were they?
Speaker 2: They didn't, they didn't look heavy. Who knows what kind
of car it was? Who knows if he hit the
who knows? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe you know, well, okay, you let the car run in.
He's in the driver's seat, yes, and she's on top
of a Yes, he could hit the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what could happen. And she could
hit the you know, or.
Speaker 3: The emergency brake. Yeah, or if it's an automatic, you
got to put it in the show.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: That's how Hu Grant. That's how Hugh Grant got caught
getting his blow jab yeah Di vine Brown right, because
she was giving him flatio and his muscles. He kept
hitting the brake like yep, radically capsuling.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with that car? Like everything are in there?
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, can you step out of the car, sir?
Speaker 2: Now, let me ask you this. Sure? Does danger make
sex more exciting?
Speaker 4: You're up?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, right, and I almost getting caught is more excited?
Speaker 3: Okay almost? That's not for sake dangerous? No, if it's naughty.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, a little voyeuristic. Yeah, yeah, sure did you.
Because I'm thinking about this, I thought this had to
be a cheating couple as well, because who's forty two
and twenty six and have sex in the car. The
only way you're having sex in the car is two ways.
Speaker 4: That I can think of.
Speaker 2: You're cheating and you have nowhere else really to go.
Or you are a divorce a and you're both and
you have kids at home, so you can't go home
place to go, They have no place to go, so
you kind of go back to you know, all of
a sudden, you know, you're you're having a couple of cocktails,
the conversation's going, well, you're into each other. You go
out and the next thing you know, bam bam. Not
that I have anything, but I just, uh, you've never Yeah. No.
The other thing is semi public spaces having sex and
semi public spaces is You're right, there is a little
bit of that that does add some fun, right, a
little danger to it.
Speaker 3: I think that's becoming more of a common thing, people
getting cut having sex.
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, why do you say that.
Speaker 3: I've seen some news reports, seen some videos. People are
just doing it to do it to be Yeah, It's
like it's the same thing as people on the motorcycles
doing wheelies down lyle Avenue just to be seen.
Speaker 2: Just many years ago. I remember this. I'm going to
go back, like fifteen years there was a woman in Batavia.
Her last name was Corona if I remember, just remember
that being the name, and probably because.
Speaker 3: Of Bureau, absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2: And she was in a park with a dude and
they started banging under the pavilion on a picnic table,
and there were kids and people playing on the lady
ground and shit, that's bad. Cops got arrested. It's an exposure. Yeah,
I just I don't know the novelty and sexual encounters
that is an interesting thing.
Speaker 3: Well, obviously a car wash try to get a quickie in.
Speaker 2: Never ever have I ever dressing room wade, second time out?
Is this is all new to you? Hang on? Huh?
Have you die?
Speaker 3: I can't say anything.
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Speaker 3: I'll give you some examples, And this is stuff I've
been hearing from a couple brides that I've met. Now
I get this, dude, couple weddings here, two three, and
they're usually from references or they hear me do the
voice of the bar or comedy and uh, you know
what else you do. I'm like, I do podcasts, a bartend,
I uber, I do weddings. Weddings, Yeah, every now and
then if I sit down and you know, the DJs
don't take their music.
Speaker 4: Don't take the brides's music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you can pick ten songs, twenty songs. I'll
take care of the rest. So what they're doing is
they're just coming in with their laptop and hitting play
and whatever's coming up comes up. So they're not really
organized on what's going on. They love the wedding planner,
do it. Hey, we're doing this now and they're just
playing music and standing there, so okay, overcharging playing. I
saw this once, playing line dance songs right in a row.
Speaker 2: You had the Cuba.
Speaker 3: Shuffle, shatcha slide, electric slide, all four in a row
now kidding me, I don't because if it's one of
those things, if nobody's dancing, there is something Well. When
in Dowgo Disco wed Country, you are reading the room.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, and that's the job, right The job is reading
the room and trying to make people, let people have fun.
Speaker 4: These are supposed to be fun things.
Speaker 2: Sometimes there are emotionally charged situations weddings which are more
of a happy occasion for most, but they're emotionally charged.
It depends on a whole lot of factors. I would
think in there.
Speaker 3: I just did a wedding and the groom was from Albania. Yeah,
and I couldn't find any music, so on YouTube we
just saved them give me six, found them and had
dinner and then dancing started. I played a few songs
and I threw it out of Albania scenario. There was
only about seventeen people dancing. It was after dinner, and
people are using them through them and getting a new drink.
Speaker 2: Remember any of the songs I've never heard. I'm curious
to what it is.
Speaker 3: I would not be able to tell you right now
off the top of my head.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: They were spelled like h J A kk E. I yeah,
it was. But the first song I played, ninety percent
of everybody got up, got in a circle and it
was like two rotating circles with the clapping area. It
was great, and he goes, well, spread them out. But
after the first roun, I'm like, this is what everybody wants.
I played one. Right after it, I was gonna play third.
One of the bride comes up to me sweating stop. Yeah,
is that Albania.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, they're just giving you the top pop hips
from Albania in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just giving you the thing.
Speaker 2: But couple great. I keep seeing a lot of energy, Yes,
a lot of energy in that music.
Speaker 3: And he said in Albania it's yeah, higher bands. You
don't have a DJ okay. Yeah right, and I think
like two or three bands. Oh really, I forgot how
it might be a two or three day wedding.
Speaker 4: Two or three day wedding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some cultures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: A party ceremony, then you have the after party of
the next day one too, and it's all different outfits.
I think it was Indian.
Speaker 2: That's him. That's that sounds fun. It's different, right, It's
different than one word. That sounds crazy and it's draining.
Speaker 3: It's a long weekend from I think I was ubering people.
Speaker 2: Is there a song you've ever played that has completely
changed the mood of a room.
Speaker 4: For better or worse.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there has been, but.
Speaker 2: Not nothing that you can think of. Yeah, at the
top of my head. Yeah, did you ever save uh,
let's say, when you were a strip club DJ, do
you ever save a dancer from a customer who maybe
is getting a little No, it's a bouncer's job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you don't know, not involved in that.
Speaker 2: I think the you must have been able to change
the mood of a room and it kind of go
down and strip club, no wedding, Yeah, a wedding went
in doubt, go disco and everybody comes out for disc Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know, if nobody's dancing to the Wobble or the Wobble,
you know, or any of the new stuff outrun O
Mars or anything like that, then go go older.
Speaker 2: What's the bob cer one? Old time rock and rock. God,
that's the one that gets every Aunt Millie's out there
and you know what.
Speaker 3: Aunt Millie and this and Aunt. Then at least you
got some people on a dance. Then you go into
then you go to disco and I uh, top six
songs that I play for brides that they know dancing Queen,
I will survive. That's good at the end of night
because they're drinking and all the girls. First I was afraid.
I was petrified. The Proud September. Uh, it's raining men,
shake your booty, Commodore's brick house and play that fucking music.
Speaker 2: White boy. Okay, those are the one. They're the one
to get it out.
Speaker 3: The YMCA has not been played a lot, although I'm
gonna be playing a wedding.
Speaker 2: In October. I just went with a bride. Yeah, I mean,
it's a forty fifty year old song practically right, seventy six.
Speaker 3: But there it's her third wedding, it's his first. Oh
so yeah, Oh yes.
Speaker 2: God dude.
Speaker 3: The other thing about buying a used car, I've got
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Speaker 2: Now I got a lot of can I ask questions
about way, Well, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't want to reveal anything.
Speaker 3: We're not going to say their names.
Speaker 2: How how old are they?
Speaker 3: I think he's a little younger. I think he's forty.
She's forty three.
Speaker 2: She's forty three. Yeah, and this is her third yeah wow.
And she thinks, okay, she thinks this is well, I mean,
here's the thing, like her exes are fucking thrilled that
she got remarried because they don't have to pay as much.
Then this is all the details. Fantastic, This is fantastic.
But I mean when she two times widower, that would
be different, you know, bad luck, right, and then then
that's yeah wow. But the third third told and she
told you this yeah yeah, okay, friend of mine? Oh
it's a friend of your Yeah yeah yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 3: So because I I said, well, how many prizes made
you am?
Speaker 2: She goes eight. I go eight.
Speaker 3: I'm like, are you kidding me? For your second weddings?
Speaker 2: Third wedding?
Speaker 3: And that's what she said. And he goes and she
goes it's his first and she and he goes, it's
her third. Ow man, okay, wow, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like here's the thing. You fall in love, your fall
in love. Yeah right, you kind of can't help who
you fall in love with and out.
Speaker 3: I'll say this, some people they get divorced twenty years
whatever years. They like being married, they like that that rock.
Speaker 2: I think that's a really big thing. I would think
more for men than women. But you think so, Well,
here's what I'm saying. I know guys who seem to
get right into a relationship after one, right right away, and.
Speaker 3: I think I think it's a security thing.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it is. And I see, well, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not a single. I was married. Now I get a girlfriend.
I like girls. It's almost like that. It's almost a
homophobic thing, like you cannot be.
Speaker 2: Without a girlfriend.
Speaker 4: I didn't think that.
Speaker 3: And some girls can't be without a guy. I've known
a few girls. Yeah, when they're tired of their boyfriend,
they will cheat on him, find another boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, either get caught or.
Speaker 3: Be like yeah, I'm leaving and just but they always
have that guy.
Speaker 2: They're never alone.
Speaker 3: And I'm talking like, yeah, if they do break up
or something, the argument and he leaves within a week,
they've got another.
Speaker 2: And that's a long time. And that was a few
women that I've known throughout life. Yeah, I guess that
could be true. I see, guys, maybe it's more because
I'm in a similar situation and I look at things
and I go, wow, you got out of something. Wouldn't
you give yourself a little breathing absolutely to try to
just figure things out?
Speaker 3: You were playing football, and football season is over. Me
try hockey, your golf for baseball. There's a lot more
sports out there. There's just going right into another sport.
I mean, take a couple of swings. I mean, go
on a couple of days. But they're like, uh, it's
a hassle, probably because they look at me like I
don't want to wind up like this lonely wh.
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we somehow spicing up relationship. Yes, right, And Doug gave
a scenario like, tell her your skirt and pick her
panties in an elevator.
Speaker 3: You're gonna try that. You sure are knowing that you're
saying it. Ten minutes after I brought it up. It's
on your because it's hot. Yeah, it's on your mind.
Speaker 4: Now, yes, it is on my mind.
Speaker 3: I just don't pick them up, you know.
Speaker 2: I'm just step back. When you hear it, when you
hear the stop that, Yeah, that's all right. So I
I typed into Google waste it's to spice up my marriage,
and what they came back with very quickly was prioritizing
quality time. Boo, this is all marriage counseling shit. Communicating
openly and introducing new and exciting experiences. Okay, yeah, which right? Uh?
And then there then they give you, like oarticles fun
ideas to spice up my marriage from Reddit. We could's
that could be interesting, so we've asked. So we've been
married twenty years and we've always had a pretty good
sex life until the last couple of years. That is,
basically our routine has become him falling asleep on the
couch after dinner and me feeling super frustrated and either
exercising or giving in and masturbating by myself. Hey, now
that's what it says, I'm Reddit. Sounds like he's got
a low libido or low energy. I think encouraging him
to go to the gym with you, or even taking
a walk after dinner would wake him up. Okay, hide
a pair of panties or a bra around the house
with a note that says, when you find these, come
and have me. Okay, now we're playing a game. No,
I'm that's hide and seek, said the top ten. No,
this is from Reddit, right, this is from Reddit.
Speaker 3: Because while you were on your laptop you looked.
Speaker 2: At stuff, and I look to GPT because I did it.
Speaker 3: I looked up top ten ways to spice up your
marriage sexually. Okay, I got that, so number one we have.
Speaker 2: I wanted to see without sexually because I wanted to
see what they would.
Speaker 3: Switch up positions. One of the easiest quickest ways to
spice up your sex life switching up positions. And you
ever like the hieroglyphics. I mean they tried everything back.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh.
Speaker 3: Try light spanking now.
Speaker 2: I do not like to be spanked.
Speaker 3: The other hand, I like it's coming out from buff yo.
And make sure when you spank that you rub your
hand and like a massage. Otherwise it burns a little bit.
Speaker 4: Now burn.
Speaker 3: A woman told me that likes being spank but rub
it in a little bit. I don't. Yes, especially with
your gorilla figures. I can palm a basketball and your
ass at the same time.
Speaker 2: You think anybody's masturbating this right now?
Speaker 3: Not until Tuesday, Sorry if you masturbated this colin five
five five three Book a hotel stay vacation is good,
especially for those who long termulation but just get away. Yeah,
spice it a little, uh. Number four bring in the
sex toys toys plural Yeah, to add even more flavor
your sex life. Ask your partner if they might be
up for using some sex toys together. Number five. Play
a sex related game like you were just saying, hiding
panties something. Start sexting called when You're away. Dirty talk
is a perfect way to spice up your sex life,
especially if your long distance relationship. Try a bit of
role playing. Yeah, dressed up like Captain Kirk hat your
body green, Let's get it on.
Speaker 2: Somebody has a fantasy.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Curate a sex playlist and like my music,
a list hopefully not a c DzH. Add food in
the mix. Now, I will tell you a secret. Yeah,
and this was years ago. Yeah, I can't wait to
hear this all right? Going down to a girl on
the couch, grabbing her wine, taking a mouthful, then right in.
Speaker 2: The right there. Yeah, and.
Speaker 3: It's cold, the heat, and it's steamy, snakes and lingerie.
Speaker 2: Doug, what's this fun? Right? Did you bring a fog
machine in? I am a fog machine.
Speaker 3: No snag some snag some landre buying landree is very
It's gonna get you some a little bit of some,
you think, so, yeah, well I'll lets you get the
wrong size.
Speaker 2: I I wrote, give me five unique ways to spice
up a marriage, and so I want to keep it
generic to see what chat chept would say, switch rolls
for the day, trade your usual household for or relationship
roles for twenty four hours. If one normally plans meals,
let the other. Yeah, design a relationship bucket list together. Okay,
that could be something that is even beyond the bedroom,
a little bit like let's go places, wine taste.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 4: I want to see travel, big Goal.
Speaker 3: I want to see the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 2: I want to see Big Ben. Yeah you want to
see Big Ben. Get on your fucking knees.
Speaker 4: I want to see Grand Canyon. I've been down there
re quite a bit.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, let's save her money go in the bedroom.
Uh yeah, host a two person theme night. Pick a
theme like a Paris cafe, tropical island, nineties nostalgia and
commit costumes, music, food, and maybe even accents. Okay, if
I got buzzed.
Speaker 3: Enough, where's the special guest?
Speaker 2: I would say what she would have been? Right? Oh?
She would have been perfect for this?
Speaker 4: Do you think so?
Speaker 2: I know? So? All right, we'll go crack her down
if you. I don't think she has time, She's got
kids and stuff. It's a friend, it's someone I.
Speaker 4: Know who's coming out of yoga.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I can't love this stuff.
Speaker 2: Would you do a theme night like a Paris cafe?
Like all of a sudden, A hell, my little cupcake, my
little flint face. I used to so I when I
when I was uh, for one summer, I stayed with
my uncle in Park City and I was a waiter.
I was a terrible waiter, but I was a waiter.
And there was a girl there from France and she
liked me and I used to always do my peppe
leap and I think that's why she really but I.
Speaker 4: Didn't like her.
Speaker 2: I liked her French friend, a little blonde.
Speaker 3: They had anatoire as they said, uh huh, and we
have the wine where I work, it's a menagiatois.
Speaker 2: So I liked her friend. She was this little blonde
French girl and she was a nanny for a family.
And the guy had an eight car garage and he
had oh yeah, but he had like all the toys, right,
So I wait, toys are toys? I know you're yes, yes, yes,
so he So I would go over and like look
around at the cars and stuff and uh. And then
I asked her out when we went out to dinner,
but nothing ever really happened. I was so disappointed. But
she giggled a lot. She had a lot of fun.
But I would always drop my dumb peppy lipu. I
was twenty one years old. He was like, hello, this
is all I have. This is all I got. But
a theme night could actually you know grass skirt.
Speaker 3: It's fun to dress up. I mean there's Halloween.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was a huge No, I hate Halloween.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of lame like that.
Speaker 3: And I think Halloween in June and you dress up
and yeah, you put your overalls on your farmer dell,
you bring in the pitchfork you want to plow the field,
dress up a.
Speaker 2: Cheerleads the coach. I'm gonna lift you up. Well, I'm
gonna be in the bottom.
Speaker 3: That would be you know, Becky, you're not going to
make the cheerleader.
Speaker 2: Mister Moran. Is there anything I can do and you
can blow? There's a whole there's a whole series of
ford called coach PERV. No really, yes, I've never seen it.
You never seen coach? Do you know coach perv? Now? Oh, yeah,
there is. It's called coach PERV. I found a friend
of mine when I was on the radio, told us
about it and we used to laugh.
Speaker 4: Our acids off because it's the guy.
Speaker 2: He would come out like the tight shorts, the mustache,
and it was the same thing. Becky, You're not gonna
make you stole that line coach perv. Of course I
did surprise storytelling game. Each of you writes three what
if scenarios on slips of paper, romantic, adventurous, or absurd,
and he take turns drawing one to improvise a short story.
Speaker 4: Together. This spark's great to.
Speaker 2: I had a mystery date, but in reverse, one partner
secretly plans a date, but instead of telling the other
where you're going you give them cryptic clues throughout the day.
That could be kind of fun, you know.
Speaker 3: Unless she's an idiot she winds up in Buffalo.
Speaker 2: No, but what I'm saying, No, Well, a clue would
be like this, like the hiding the panties. Leave out
an outfit for her and go have this on and
be ready by five. You know, it's a little excitement, right,
you know what I mean? That's right, panty drop baby,
I think that would be that's These are great, great
advice though, right you know.
Speaker 3: If I remember in a relationship longer than three weeks, definitely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well maybe we would make it go six. You
might double your length. I don't know about like oh
oh okay, well I'm just saying. I'm just saying, like
it maybe right, maybe you get there, who knows, who knows.
Speaker 3: Take her to a baseball game, hockey game?
Speaker 2: You know they win? Oh yeah, you know, pick a team,
maybe trying to go up into the empty part of
the stadium.
Speaker 3: Yes, sweets, let's go up sweets, just.
Speaker 2: A quick little yeah, little banging and InGaN see that's
all putting it on. Well, I guess that's pretty good.
That's what else you're gonna have you know, what do
you what do you? What do you really have? Right?
What separates one relationship from the other. You're having sex
with somebody, you're not having sex with the other person,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, well, some people are more adventurous. That's the word
I was thinking about. Yes, yes, that's the call the while, right.
Speaker 2: I think that you can get women to be adventurous.
I think they want to be I think they need
to be enticed. Yes, you know, and I think.
Speaker 3: They're pulling up the skirt just addressed, just a little slowier,
you know, stop then you know you don't you just
want to Yeah, you have the movie to go a
little longer. Women like Titanic, who's three hour movie?
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And ferris so let me tell you About this. British,
family OKAY then i read about apparently Mind if i'm getting.
Speaker 3: Your nickers.
Speaker 2: Apparently this sixty five year old guy and there's a
thirty three year old.
Speaker 4: Woman, Involved right so, you go, all right what's?
Speaker 2: Happening here and he's accused of trying to drown her
in one of the disney, really yeah like he's holding.
Her under people, jumped in they, got it they like.
The cops people, Were going i'm calling, the cops and
you keep, doing that like he's pulling, her down and
the and the woman's nine year old daughter even jumped
in and tried to. Save her here's the fucked up part.
About it this woman is his ex daughter, in law
his married to, his son married to his son who
he no longer. COMMUNICATES with i don't. Know why the
guy Apparently, in london he's ah owns a lighting company
and has lit like the stage For The rolling stones
and has done all this kind.
Speaker 3: Of stuff i'm guessing he has a little bit.
Speaker 2: OF money i. Guess so and the fight allegedly over
so they it comes out that they've had, a relationship
right the step the, Step daughter i'm daughter, in law
and the grandfather and the father.
Speaker 4: In law the daughter in law and father in law
have had.
Speaker 2: A relationship and she's upset because something about a will got.
Talked about she's not in, the will even though they've
been dating and so he tries to fucking. Drown, her
OKAY but i, just, go how how how does? THIS
happen i have heard of fucked up family dynamics, and things,
but like how does?
Speaker 3: It Begin and, i'm thinking is it the, guy, like
oh without, a doll pop's attracted to?
Speaker 2: The girl? You, think so, oh yeah and he's Been
because i'm thinking if it were family pictics everything you get,
to talking maybe you enjoy. Your, company, yes yeah, he's
like you, know what maybe.
Speaker 3: My son's not. For YOU and i WANT To i
i'm the. Bread, winner yeah and he just doesn't care
and whats the rock or wor. You know and then
she finds out she's not in. THE will, i mean
that's gotta be.
Speaker 2: Brought, up well it's been a couple a couple, Of
TIMES like i guess it's been a couple of years
that they were.
Speaker 4: Doing THIS and I because, i.
Speaker 3: Go some relationship people, with money you might not be in.
The will but we'll have a doubt every year you,
With me i'll. Give you there was A Rumor michael
Douglass and Catherine da jones they. Got married but on,
the side if you ever do, get, divorced well that's
we're not going to split, my ASSETS but i will
give you five million dollars a year for every year
that you were.
Speaker 2: With, me wow that that was? The prenup uh that
or something.
Speaker 3: Like, that yes so we're not gonna everything is my
mind and you get nothing.
Speaker 2: Of it, three, years baby that's fifteen, million, dollars yes,
four hour twenty twenty, five million. Five. YEARS yeah i
don't know if, it's fine but it can look. It,
up oh but. It's, Fine, NO no i understand.
Speaker 3: And SOME and i know years ago there was, a
relationship but like that a front of. My acquaintance what
that he agreed to a certain amount?
Speaker 2: Of?
Speaker 3: MINE yeah i think it was twenty thousand a, year?
Speaker 2: Okay yeah and was that part of? A? Prenup, yeah,
yeah yeah how? DO you i don't KNOW what i
would feel LIKE if i was presented with. A prenup i'm.
NOT sure a lot OF times i feel like it's
a it's are you dooming it before it begins by having?
This there and the other thing is is it just
like a contract? To go these are the rules by which.
We PLAY and i think if you have a lot
of money and you've worked very hard to get to where.
You are you don't want to lose half of that
because you decided no matter.
Speaker 3: WHAT happens, i, mean yes what is? Marriage fifty making
it maybe sixty now?
Speaker 2: Maybe, LESS yeah i. Don't know you know SO.
Speaker 3: And i know a few people that it's just more
of a. Safety thing we're going to. Do this whatever
you had before we, get MARRIED whatever, I, have yes
and then we. Grow, together right but this will never.
Speaker 2: Be well this is WHERE like, I go i would
be okay to not. GET married i would like to
be in a relationship, with SOMEBODY but i wouldn't and
one that's committed, and faithful and you're you're building. Something
TOGETHER but i don't have to have. THE marriage. I
guess i. Don't know maybe maybe.
Speaker 4: YOU do i.
Speaker 2: DON'T know i just think like you could have. SOME day, i, mean,
YEAH right i mean you might do would? MARRY you
i just go how it would be so weird that
your father was secretly having a relationship with your ex
who is the mother of. Your kids so grandpa's dating?
Step mommy yeah, no yah well mommy mommy grandpa, YEAH yeah,
i MEAN and, i go let's say there was some
kind of legal trouble.
Speaker 3: And they're vacationing with, the kids So Grandpa grandpa's but, You're,
right yeah that's.
Speaker 2: Fucked, up like what's your what's the family? Red line
where do? You? Go well do you? Understand here? Every
DAY and i. Got it but here's. The thing at
some point something goes bad and he needs. Your help
your father needs your he needs your help in? Some way?
WHAT way i. Don't know he's, got, money okay but
but what's the family? Red LINE and, i go that's
that's a. Tough one that's a tough one to bounce.
Back from but they're never bouncing back. From, THAT no i.
Don't know if someone you love to betrayed you in
the most personal, way possible there's a lot.
Speaker 4: Of way but you saw? Them drowning do you? Save
them do you jump in and knock your?
Speaker 2: Dad out.
Speaker 3: That would be a. Tough ONE if i just in
that scenario saw somebody. Drowing something you're the tunnel, of love?
You KNOW am i? Jumping? IN well i don't know
how deep. IT is i don't Know what i'm gonna catch.
MYSELF on i don't want to put myself. In danger, This,
guy yeah if he's beating up. His, wife right you're
gonna beat me up to maybe maybe you're, A, wrestler
doug you can take the guy down, like it you know.
Speaker 2: The stuff what's? The matter i's trying. To escape it's got.
His paddles. It's, CRUEL yeah I just i couldn't imagine
what that would be like to have.
Speaker 4: Your, dad well there was.
Speaker 2: A story, oh, boy no this was one Another One British,
bill wyman former Basis For The. Rolling stones marry's a
nineteen year. Old woman his son marries. Her, MOM wow,
I know. I know i think she was Nineteen and
bill might have been fifty two at, the time and they,
got married didn't last and THEN and i don't know
if the son's marriage to the. Mother lasted but how bizarrow? Is,
that yeah that's. Like, insane yeah that's another insane One.
THE brits i gotta handed. To him You think america's fucked, up.
Speaker 3: Still maybe he's just fucked up in every culture everything
around in.
Speaker 4: The world they think humans are humans and we all,
you know you you find.
Speaker 3: He's still marrying four or five girls Out. In utah
mormons they have to have their own residency and you
can still you can't. Do, that yeah what that's how
it WORKS with i did.
Speaker 4: Not know it's.
Speaker 2: Not polygamy, it's yeah. It is is that what it?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 2: Is yeah that that.
Speaker 3: WAS there hbo had a series, years, Ago right bill
packs and he has. Three WIVES but i think you
can still. Do that they.
Speaker 4: CHANGED it i.
Speaker 3: Don't know they have to have their. Own residency, OH
oh i did.
Speaker 2: Not, KNOW yeah i.
Speaker 3: Think. That, Wow okay and they did sixty minutes or
somebody did a show on a husband husbands they had
multiple wives and there was just one guy and he
had four smoking.
Speaker 2: At, women, really yeah how do you? Convince? Them NOW
here's i can tell. YOU how I think, I'm, young
yes You Know mormons, AND oh i thought you meant bring, him,
young young GRADUATED g i. Come, loudly, well, Look dating
i've had somebody say, to me, you know dating is
Great because i'm not sharing a bathroom with. The person,
you know once in, a while i'll share, a BED but.
I don't it's not. EVERY night i get to. GO
home i got my.
Speaker 4: OWN space i. Get.
Speaker 2: That, yeah sure so if, you're, married like if you're
cool with that and you're being kept not a bad,
life no, you know not a.
Speaker 3: Bad life that's what. You like that's fine. With, me yeah,
YOU know.
Speaker 2: I WOULDN'T have i don't care if, somebody like if
somebody's that crazy that they were going to put up
with four fucking yang yang. Yang yang, well, no, no
no not all the.
Speaker 3: Same time. OWN house i don't go to. EACH other's,
I Understand, I'm, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Tuesday Friday Saturday's, sun FRIDAY.
Speaker 2: But i. Would go there was a guy who just
got arrested for Polygamy. In, FLORIDA uh i don't understand
how this, would be but HE apparently i don't know
if the relationships ended and he didn't annul them or divorce.
These women but these women were all look like they were.
Rational people LIKE when i say that meaning they had all.
Their teeth they looked like they had. A job they were.
Attractive people and these women, were, like yeah they need
to change the Laws in florida so the counties can
talk to each other because he's getting married to different
women in, different counties and they proved. It, out well
here's the fucked. Up part you run a toll in,
one county you don't think they're gonna fucking find you
in your. Other, county yeah, But marriage but you don't
put Your social security number down. For marriage i'm sure.
You DO but, i, go why who gives? A ship
what did this? Guy do but because it's a, federal
LAW and, i go who gives?
Speaker 4: A fuck unless it's a?
Speaker 2: TAX evasion i exactly it could, Be that but other,
THAN that i. Don't care fun little fun time, with
yeah always a fun Time with Dougie For. Dougie Fresh I'm,
bill murray see. YOU tomorrow i woke up, in hotel
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