WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:10.240 A drop of rain was badly needed tom and here 2 00:00:10.320 --> 00:00:12.080 it comes. I'm looking at it out the window. 3 00:00:12.519 --> 00:00:15.880 Jesus that there's nobody giving out about it at the minute. 4 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:18.679 There's you know, like there'd be always a few people 5 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:21.039 go oh, what you missed it already and back to 6 00:00:21.079 --> 00:00:21.519 this ship. 7 00:00:22.120 --> 00:00:24.839 But everybody and the dog were. 8 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:27.480 Like, I'm looking. I'm looking at biys out on the 9 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:30.160 green here with their hands out like Andy Duffrain in 10 00:00:30.239 --> 00:00:32.600 the rain. It is lashing here is it? 11 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:37.159 We got the lessons earlier, but it's yeah, I made 12 00:00:37.159 --> 00:00:40.640 a complete I washed the car bank call of Day Monday. 13 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:43.439 We're recording on the Tuesday after bank Callday Monday for 14 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:46.960 one reason. Another help might have been at the top 15 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:50.600 priority yesterday. But we I said, I washed herself's car. 16 00:00:50.799 --> 00:00:53.560 Is conning for the MC teacher. Of course I'm washing 17 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:55.719 the car washing because it's dusty. In fairness to the 18 00:00:55.799 --> 00:00:58.000 car wasn't dirty. It's fucking dusty as what I was, 19 00:00:59.079 --> 00:01:00.840 you know, like it looks like it had been abandon 20 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:03.200 joined the Celtic Tiger in an airport somewhere, you know 21 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:06.599 what I mean. But I don't know if anybody is 22 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:09.000 is ditching their fucking Reno Scenic can do buy airport? 23 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:16.879 Well, it's not worth my while taking this thing home. 24 00:01:16.959 --> 00:01:17.920 Do what you will with it. 25 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:18.200 I will. 26 00:01:18.519 --> 00:01:21.879 I started watching the thing, and then as fucking skies 27 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:23.560 open on me, so I said, you know what, I'll 28 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:25.719 plow on and get the SuDS on it and get 29 00:01:25.719 --> 00:01:28.719 the scrubby bits done. And God came along and runs 30 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:30.000 the whole thing down from me, because of course we're 31 00:01:30.400 --> 00:01:31.599 we're on a hose pipe bantojer. 32 00:01:31.760 --> 00:01:32.920 So you know I don't want. 33 00:01:32.840 --> 00:01:34.879 To be doing it all with with with a bucket 34 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:37.719 and sponge. Well, Tom and I need no no harm 35 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:39.959 to welcome everybody to the Tom and Jerry Show. That 36 00:01:40.040 --> 00:01:43.159 is Tom. O'man andy over there. My name is Juerry McBride. 37 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:46.680 We are comedians who normally record on a Monday, but 38 00:01:47.120 --> 00:01:49.120 the bank holiday got the better of this kid. I'll 39 00:01:49.120 --> 00:01:49.840 tell you that much. 40 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:52.359 Were you under the weather, jar. 41 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:57.519 I had, I had a couple of bulls allowed mud soup. Tom. 42 00:01:57.879 --> 00:02:00.519 When Jerry texts me every so often and I can 43 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:03.480 read between the lines and it's like, how you fix 44 00:02:03.560 --> 00:02:06.319 for this evening would tomorrow? And there's nearly without writing 45 00:02:06.439 --> 00:02:09.199 it in capitals, there's nearly an uptick on the last bit, 46 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:10.719 going or would we go tomorrow? 47 00:02:10.919 --> 00:02:12.800 Hey, do you know Tomorrow's tomorrow? 48 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:15.000 Fairness? I went, let's do tomorrow, jir. 49 00:02:15.080 --> 00:02:15.639 I just felt. 50 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:18.759 I just felt Jerry was he was leading, the leading, 51 00:02:18.759 --> 00:02:20.199 the witness. There s more, but so. 52 00:02:21.919 --> 00:02:25.199 It is Tom, I forget, I forget the age that 53 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:28.080 I am that I nearly could have said, you actually, 54 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:30.000 do you know the day after this, what's going to 55 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:32.919 be required to cure this absolute bazzard behind the eyes? 56 00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:34.479 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. 57 00:02:34.560 --> 00:02:36.879 I don't like even on a Saturday, I'm not fully 58 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:37.599 right on Wednesday. 59 00:02:37.759 --> 00:02:39.439 No, no, no, that's the truth of it. 60 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:41.879 But you know, I'm going to tell you Tom fail. 61 00:02:41.960 --> 00:02:44.400 We may say we must. We promise the listeners of 62 00:02:44.479 --> 00:02:46.400 the Tom and Jerry Show a weekly show, and god 63 00:02:46.479 --> 00:02:49.360 damn it, that's what we're gonna do. Myself and Tom 64 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:52.560 are comedians working and lapsed in my case here but 65 00:02:52.639 --> 00:02:54.840 here we are. If if any gigs going, let me know, 66 00:02:54.919 --> 00:02:57.719 let's talk. Let's kick it around maybe, But every week 67 00:02:57.759 --> 00:02:59.719 we put forth the Tom and Jerry Show, which you 68 00:02:59.800 --> 00:03:02.400 letting to hear. Now we break it up into three segments, 69 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:04.039 the first of which is when we take a look 70 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:06.840 at the big news from around the world, a segment 71 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:09.159 we call the weekly what have you? 72 00:03:10.560 --> 00:03:10.879 We have. 73 00:03:11.879 --> 00:03:14.360 We avoid political things for the most part, and while 74 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:18.199 this may end up being the bullet point is political, 75 00:03:18.759 --> 00:03:19.800 it ain't gonna be political. 76 00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:22.560 Okay, but you you know, don't come out as in 77 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:26.240 the comments over this one, folks, or do like you know, 78 00:03:27.360 --> 00:03:29.520 but it ain't that kind of thing. It is everybody's 79 00:03:31.039 --> 00:03:31.840 favorite president. 80 00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:35.840 Tom, Yeah, do you know what you could say favorite, 81 00:03:35.879 --> 00:03:36.879 whether you actually like him or not. 82 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:40.280 You could just say favorite, because do you know is that. 83 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:42.120 Thing it's like, well, well, well if it isn't my 84 00:03:42.280 --> 00:03:45.639 favorite president, it is our man in the White House, 85 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:48.680 the ever expanding White House, it must be said. 86 00:03:48.719 --> 00:03:51.120 Ever expended size the House. 87 00:03:51.159 --> 00:03:54.800 The fucker Jesus Christ is mister Donald Trump, who will 88 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:57.919 be paying us a visit in early September over here 89 00:03:57.919 --> 00:04:00.319 in little old Ireland. He's gonna come over for a 90 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:05.360 two day visit to Ireland on his way doubtless to 91 00:04:05.400 --> 00:04:08.439 some important seminar across the world where he will broke 92 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:10.599 or peace steals, the likes of which have never been seen. 93 00:04:10.639 --> 00:04:12.680 But you know, he's just gonna have a stop off 94 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:17.439 in Ireland for two days now, Tom and he visited 95 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:20.040 Dignantary to Ireland is welcome here as long as he 96 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:22.879 has a wee bit of manners, which mister Trump is. 97 00:04:25.399 --> 00:04:32.519 Sands manners. He's an ignorant bollocks what he is? If 98 00:04:32.560 --> 00:04:35.759 ever there was a fucking ignorant bollocks. The only thing, 99 00:04:35.959 --> 00:04:38.759 the only thing I appreciate about Trump is I don't 100 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:40.480 like I've never liked the single American president. 101 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:42.600 They all seem like a rats. But at least you 102 00:04:42.639 --> 00:04:45.000 can look at him and go, that's a rat, and 103 00:04:45.160 --> 00:04:46.160 he goes, I'm a rat. 104 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:50.639 When he speaks, he just sounds exactly like you imagine 105 00:04:50.639 --> 00:04:51.920 they all are behind the scenes. 106 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:54.120 It's it's the kind of thing that I'm going to 107 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:56.279 tell you, Tom, he's an awful ignorant man and he 108 00:04:56.360 --> 00:05:01.759 runs rough shot over everybody. Witty gets a load of us. 109 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:04.120 Yeah, you know if he thinks we're going. 110 00:05:04.120 --> 00:05:05.720 To be putting up with such ignorance, but he will 111 00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:08.160 be visiting the West of Ireland. Tom. He has a 112 00:05:08.279 --> 00:05:13.199 golf course in Dunbeg, he does, and lord knows he's 113 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:15.519 he's not gonna come over and sit and have manners 114 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:16.920 and have a cup of tea in Arson Eucter r 115 00:05:16.959 --> 00:05:19.600 On when he can go to his own hotel and 116 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:23.800 have the people of Dunbeg who have benefited from the 117 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:26.680 business that he has done in the area, kisses whole. 118 00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:28.360 Yeah, well it is going to happen. 119 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:29.680 And you know they've been the hole pulling on the 120 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:33.240 pints behind the counters and all these things. Although I'll 121 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:36.399 be saying that I can never I'm not saying teetotler 122 00:05:36.519 --> 00:05:39.959 is a bad thing. I appreciate a fellow who's had 123 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:43.759 to come off this sallus. I appreciate a fellow who 124 00:05:43.839 --> 00:05:45.959 is a pioneer all his life right. 125 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:46.920 Never. 126 00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:52.240 You know, it's like somebody telling me about being a 127 00:05:52.279 --> 00:05:54.680 dog person. I'm not big into. I can't work that 128 00:05:54.800 --> 00:05:57.480 one out either. If you got bitten by a dog, 129 00:05:57.680 --> 00:06:01.959 like I'm saying Trump, you don't drink, you don't drink, 130 00:06:02.560 --> 00:06:06.279 no drink, Yeah, for no reason. No, I know his 131 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:09.079 own leader is his brother. I think was hard on 132 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:12.879 this us. I think, yes, you know you're coming to Ireland. 133 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:13.720 Have an old point. 134 00:06:14.879 --> 00:06:16.800 You know, I wonder would even drink a point? Again 135 00:06:16.839 --> 00:06:17.680 is zero zero? 136 00:06:18.680 --> 00:06:19.279 He wouldn't. 137 00:06:19.279 --> 00:06:19.439 Sure. 138 00:06:19.439 --> 00:06:21.079 I don't think he drinks water, that's the thing. 139 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:24.399 No, I mean then look at respect to the gentleman. 140 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:28.240 He doesn't look like he's a very well hydrated individual. 141 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:31.079 But Tom, it is our duty as a country to 142 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:34.959 look after this fucking clurican for a couple of days. 143 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:37.560 And he's stopping off at his hotel and he's gonna 144 00:06:37.639 --> 00:06:41.319 glad hand with the people are doing beg. We're like Donald, myman, 145 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:44.800 you have their money already. Okay, you don't need to 146 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:47.680 suck up to the people of doing Beg. They're they're 147 00:06:47.879 --> 00:06:50.959 they're witcha if you want to curry favor with the 148 00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:54.040 rest of Ireland. I wonder what we can help mister 149 00:06:54.040 --> 00:06:57.879 Trump with with his itinerary. Tom, what do you think 150 00:06:57.920 --> 00:07:00.959 we should send Trump to do while in Ireland. 151 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:03.759 It's got two days, it's got two days, and let's 152 00:07:03.759 --> 00:07:05.920 give him the Chopper Air Force two whatever it's called. 153 00:07:06.079 --> 00:07:08.560 We can go. Okay, So anywhere he can fifty traffic 154 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:10.319 is not an issue. No, not an issue. Nothing. 155 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:12.160 You can't say all can't get there. It's the size 156 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:14.000 of a small state. Let's be honest with you, you know 157 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:16.759 what I mean. So he can pretty much get anywhere. 158 00:07:17.079 --> 00:07:20.399 And I was thinking, like, you gotta, let's be honest. 159 00:07:20.759 --> 00:07:24.600 We've all seen the map that says that's Ireland in red, 160 00:07:25.079 --> 00:07:27.560 or Ireland and white. And then the one big giant 161 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:30.839 county down in the south is in red and it 162 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:35.000 says Cork, rest of Ireland. And I think, look, we 163 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:36.800 mocked Cork enough boat. 164 00:07:37.560 --> 00:07:39.399 I don't think we mocked them half of them. 165 00:07:39.319 --> 00:07:41.279 No we don't. We mark we mock them with that. 166 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:45.720 But I think to be some crack to put Trump 167 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:48.480 in Cork for the day or for a morning at 168 00:07:48.480 --> 00:07:49.079 the very least. 169 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:52.839 That's every everybody on the rant goes to Dublin and 170 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:55.920 high fives at College Green and all this kind of thing. 171 00:07:56.560 --> 00:07:58.199 Cork now we're talking. 172 00:07:58.480 --> 00:08:01.000 You see, he'll get like he'd get in. You see, 173 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:03.839 there won't be There won't be the level of exclusivity 174 00:08:03.839 --> 00:08:06.639 in Cork because you're not in Cork, and especially if 175 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:08.600 you're not from Cork, you're not in at all. 176 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:10.959 Kings and queens have gone to Cork, and. 177 00:08:13.279 --> 00:08:16.199 Queen Queen Elizabeth a Lord of Mercy on her she 178 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:17.319 went around the English market. 179 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:18.279 I think that'll be great. 180 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:21.000 Your man is such apparently quite a German fobe too, 181 00:08:21.160 --> 00:08:23.639 so I don't know how he'd be with like people 182 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:25.480 pawing the bread and going have a bit of door. 183 00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:31.680 Come on here, Donald, to the fish corner. 184 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:35.879 Come on Donald, Oh my god, this place is disgusting. 185 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:37.919 You want to see the rest of the country. Donald 186 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:39.679 is the best of This is the best of it. 187 00:08:39.879 --> 00:08:41.799 That's actually, that's not a bad idea to him, because 188 00:08:41.799 --> 00:08:44.360 if you get Cork, you know, if you get Cork, 189 00:08:44.639 --> 00:08:47.240 you know, so go so goes to the garden, goes 190 00:08:47.279 --> 00:08:49.720 to businesses. They used to say it, so goes Cork. 191 00:08:49.879 --> 00:08:52.639 You know, Well, we'll curry favor you with everywhere that 192 00:08:52.679 --> 00:08:53.240 is in Dublin. 193 00:08:53.559 --> 00:08:55.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, But he's got it, he's got it. 194 00:08:56.240 --> 00:08:58.320 I think there's obscure parts. I mean, you could send 195 00:08:58.320 --> 00:09:00.000 the fucker to the barney Stone, but I think you. 196 00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:01.639 I think he'd be too big to fucking lean back 197 00:09:01.639 --> 00:09:03.960 to lick the thing. I honestly, I don't think he'd 198 00:09:04.000 --> 00:09:06.360 fit down the slot gets the Blarney stone. 199 00:09:06.399 --> 00:09:08.879 But I mean, assuming we get a little bit of 200 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:11.120 time with him in Cork, I wouldn't mind him going up. 201 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:13.200 But then Tom would respect kiss the blarney stone. The 202 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:15.320 last thing that kind needs is more talk. 203 00:09:15.679 --> 00:09:16.960 Yeah yeah, I think so. 204 00:09:17.120 --> 00:09:18.559 I think is there a stone that he kiss that 205 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:19.360 hushes you up a week? 206 00:09:19.360 --> 00:09:22.360 But maybe perhaps I think send him up, to send 207 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:24.360 him up the north side, up to Hillbilize and get 208 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:26.960 some fried chicken into you know. 209 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:27.279 What I mean. 210 00:09:27.320 --> 00:09:29.960 I mean, because he'd have to shut the fuck up 211 00:09:30.000 --> 00:09:32.080 about every other chicken place on the planet. I don't 212 00:09:32.080 --> 00:09:33.399 want to hear about Popeye. I don't want to hear 213 00:09:33.399 --> 00:09:37.200 about KFC. Have yourself some hillbilly's chicken game changer. But 214 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:40.679 let's get him out of Cork and fuck your We 215 00:09:40.720 --> 00:09:43.399 could do the you know, the the lacky thing and 216 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:46.440 go let's go see, let's do the tommajerry and push 217 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:50.080 him into push him into my russ limebrick and you know, 218 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:53.120 scare the fucking life out of him. Like but look, 219 00:09:53.600 --> 00:09:55.919 he's here. We don't mind his money. And one thing 220 00:09:56.000 --> 00:09:57.960 as Irish people do is we're happy to rifle through 221 00:09:57.960 --> 00:09:59.200 your pockets if you willing to spend it. 222 00:09:59.600 --> 00:10:00.960 Well shadow over there. 223 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:02.320 I think. 224 00:10:04.080 --> 00:10:08.759 A life, a lifestyle choice, and a lifestyle change for 225 00:10:08.840 --> 00:10:11.200 just a couple of hours. I want to send him 226 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:14.000 to Longford, Longford. 227 00:10:14.120 --> 00:10:15.799 Longford rarely gets a day in the sun. 228 00:10:15.960 --> 00:10:17.320 This is the thing, and I think it wouldn't do 229 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:18.559 any harm for him to go up and have a 230 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:21.320 look at Longford I mean there's golf courses that have 231 00:10:21.440 --> 00:10:27.879 built golf course kind of responsible for two thousand and 232 00:10:27.879 --> 00:10:30.919 eight happened, just say it. And but I'd like to 233 00:10:30.960 --> 00:10:35.639 send him into before he heads to spiral the nightclub. 234 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:37.960 I want to send him in for three and one 235 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:40.799 across the road, and I want him to do the 236 00:10:40.840 --> 00:10:43.440 meme of that lag gone. But it's not like a 237 00:10:43.480 --> 00:10:50.759 three and one for hitting over. I will go into 238 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:54.120 a nightclub where you could fucking die just by looking 239 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:56.720 at some of the locals. They're that fucking scary. I 240 00:10:56.759 --> 00:10:59.200 think would be a real fucking attitude of just for him. 241 00:10:59.679 --> 00:11:03.720 Well, I'm going the only, the only, and then nibble 242 00:11:03.759 --> 00:11:05.559 I'm going to have here on that one, Tomas. I 243 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:07.639 don't know that he will be hungry for his three 244 00:11:07.639 --> 00:11:10.799 and one because I'm going to absolutely insist that this 245 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:13.159 man stops off at the Barack Obama Plaza. 246 00:11:13.679 --> 00:11:16.080 Oh, that would be hilarious, brilliant. 247 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:19.000 I want to go to the Barack Obama Plaza because 248 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:21.600 I want to see how red a human beings face 249 00:11:21.639 --> 00:11:25.799 can get. I want to know absolutely ape shit mad 250 00:11:25.840 --> 00:11:29.519 when we bring him into the Barack Obama Plaza, which 251 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:32.840 for air are out of town listeners or anybody who's 252 00:11:32.879 --> 00:11:37.240 not from Ireland. Yes, we absolutely named a potetual station 253 00:11:38.480 --> 00:11:40.200 after Barack Obama. 254 00:11:40.519 --> 00:11:40.799 In it. 255 00:11:40.840 --> 00:11:44.799 There is a statue of Obama outside it, there's a 256 00:11:44.960 --> 00:11:45.919 very else. 257 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:46.120 There's a. 258 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:50.240 Yeah, there's a cardboard cut out inside it. 259 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:54.960 Pat McDonough of of all the major plazas that aren't 260 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:57.840 the Apple Greens in the country on motorway plazas have 261 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:02.440 super max fame had the genius notion because there had 262 00:12:02.519 --> 00:12:04.879 somebody had rooted out from behind the back of the 263 00:12:04.919 --> 00:12:06.399 sofa when Obama. 264 00:12:06.080 --> 00:12:09.480 Was over visiting that he had a relation of some sort. 265 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:12.919 In money Golle in money goll which divides nor Tipperary 266 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:17.200 and County Awfully, and he kind of went with it. 267 00:12:17.200 --> 00:12:19.799 He went, yeah, you could put a comma, you know, 268 00:12:19.879 --> 00:12:21.039 an apostrophe after that. 269 00:12:21.679 --> 00:12:26.240 And Obama because he knows how you know. 270 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:28.879 I remember Obama when he was when he was over 271 00:12:28.960 --> 00:12:32.240 that time, he had a speech in College Green and 272 00:12:32.279 --> 00:12:35.759 he introduced himself. He goes, and Barack Obama of the 273 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:39.919 moneygall Obama's that was just a perfect. 274 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:43.759 Line, a line like the guy knew. 275 00:12:43.879 --> 00:12:47.320 But I do I think I'd love to know are Oh, yeah, 276 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:50.039 I do. 277 00:12:50.159 --> 00:12:51.960 I would love to see the fallout of that to 278 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:54.679 see what because he can't be beaten, right, Trump is 279 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:56.039 a child, He can't be beaten. 280 00:12:56.919 --> 00:12:58.360 Would he then go over to the end. 281 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:01.000 Of you But he could back fire them Tom, because 282 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:03.279 he would have to say that the Barack Obama plaza 283 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:04.919 was no good and when you do that, you'd have 284 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:08.360 he'd have to write out a fucking long thread on 285 00:13:08.440 --> 00:13:11.559 truth social that was like I had a SUPERMANX. 286 00:13:12.039 --> 00:13:14.440 It was disgusting, the worst food I ever. 287 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:15.840 Had, And you're gonna lose the Irish crowd with that. 288 00:13:15.919 --> 00:13:17.399 Nurse y you are you are? You are? 289 00:13:17.440 --> 00:13:20.440 And super Max have a have a track track history 290 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:24.240 of winning abroad since the McDonald's tried to assume in 291 00:13:24.279 --> 00:13:27.679 Australia for having the Big Mac with the Mighty Mac 292 00:13:27.759 --> 00:13:29.919 or whatever they call it. 293 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:33.000 It genuinely is just McDowell's, it is. 294 00:13:33.480 --> 00:13:38.600 Literally, But I I do think he'd probably end up 295 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:40.919 opening and naming the matter for himself. 296 00:13:41.039 --> 00:13:42.879 Oh, Donald Trump plaz Donald. 297 00:13:42.600 --> 00:13:44.840 Trump Plaza on over on the M E. Another one 298 00:13:44.879 --> 00:13:47.039 in the M four, Another one in the M five 299 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:49.639 with a super duper Max fucking drive on. 300 00:13:49.720 --> 00:13:53.240 Let him put more on what you could do? Put 301 00:13:53.240 --> 00:13:55.200 the petal prices down how would you do that? 302 00:13:55.600 --> 00:13:57.759 Go on, you get a taco bell in there, buddy, 303 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:01.240 I know you love the Mexicans to If there's one thing, 304 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:05.759 if Trump is smart, and that's not something he gets, 305 00:14:06.360 --> 00:14:07.919 that's not a brush he gets tired with all that. 306 00:14:08.080 --> 00:14:09.039 No, not too often. 307 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:12.519 But if he was smart and wanted to curry favor 308 00:14:12.600 --> 00:14:15.320 with not just the Irish people that are here, but 309 00:14:15.440 --> 00:14:20.240 Irish people abroad and you know, siphon awful lot of 310 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:22.879 good will that's floating around in a little bit, he 311 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:26.399 would move from Dounbag up a little bit further north 312 00:14:26.480 --> 00:14:28.200 up the coast and go to Mayo. 313 00:14:28.679 --> 00:14:31.720 Oh now, yeah, you see the the what's his name 314 00:14:31.759 --> 00:14:33.559 of the pulled this one if he was still I 315 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:34.519 don't know, the libor dead. 316 00:14:34.559 --> 00:14:36.360 But Biden, Biden. 317 00:14:35.919 --> 00:14:38.159 Actually did because Joe. And this is why it's so 318 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:41.559 perfect for Trump to do Joe Biden is if if 319 00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:44.960 Barack Obama is from money gold and Joe Biden is 320 00:14:44.960 --> 00:14:47.840 from Mayo, fair enough. And he went there on a 321 00:14:47.879 --> 00:14:50.399 presidential visit five years ago whatever it was. 322 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:53.440 Remember when told me this. 323 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:55.840 He happened to be in the spar that they brought 324 00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:59.919 him into, right, they brought and he's looking looking st 325 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:02.240 for men to know where the fuck he was, and 326 00:15:02.279 --> 00:15:04.519 he's looking at the deli and they're all hands behind 327 00:15:04.519 --> 00:15:06.120 their back and they're all going to corn as president. 328 00:15:06.159 --> 00:15:09.440 Yes, because he looks in at the court slow and 329 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:15.120 all the bits and pieces with all his triples. I 330 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:17.120 don't know why my family left here so long ago. 331 00:15:21.399 --> 00:15:23.879 Do you know if you're a savvy deli staff and 332 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:26.639 Joe Biden comes in, you know that's a perfect opporture 333 00:15:26.720 --> 00:15:28.600 to just go we'll cut that in half. 334 00:15:28.840 --> 00:15:33.039 Joe, Yeah, but Mayo. 335 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:37.279 Get Trump up to Mayo, Yeah, kicking a fan and 336 00:15:38.039 --> 00:15:42.440 congrat Congratulations gentlemen, you won the Sam Maguire Trophy. Just 337 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:46.600 give him that much to go up with and congratulations. Uh. 338 00:15:47.200 --> 00:15:50.080 It is a It is an absolute fact that Mayo 339 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:53.600 did not win in all Ireland while Joe Biden was president, 340 00:15:54.200 --> 00:15:57.240 but they won in Ireland. Well, Donald Trump was present. 341 00:15:57.639 --> 00:16:00.799 Was he the difference maker? He will argue that he was. 342 00:16:01.159 --> 00:16:03.799 Do you know now, you see this is a good advice. 343 00:16:03.840 --> 00:16:06.320 That's why you would make such a good presidential advice. 344 00:16:06.480 --> 00:16:09.399 That is such a moment to capitalize on, going You're welcome, 345 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.159 You're welcome, welcome. 346 00:16:12.960 --> 00:16:13.879 And get the job done for you. 347 00:16:14.200 --> 00:16:15.879 He can stay, he can stay on the west and 348 00:16:15.919 --> 00:16:18.840 go south of Dumbay and head down to Limerick too. Sure, 349 00:16:18.840 --> 00:16:20.440 and give them the thumbs up as well, because of 350 00:16:20.440 --> 00:16:22.120 course it's right there right underneath it. 351 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:25.720 Do any harm now, he's covered all the bases. 352 00:16:25.639 --> 00:16:32.080 All jumps back on Air Force one, a couple of 353 00:16:32.679 --> 00:16:34.039 abusive slurs on the way. 354 00:16:35.679 --> 00:16:38.759 I think I think that we should we should get 355 00:16:38.799 --> 00:16:42.840 a little, We should get him a little and not 356 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:44.440 just send him to the English market and these things 357 00:16:44.480 --> 00:16:46.559 and he'll be his chicken. But I think because he's 358 00:16:46.559 --> 00:16:49.879 known for I think you pretty much only drinks. Is 359 00:16:49.879 --> 00:16:52.720 it Pepsi or Coca cola? He only drinks like I 360 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:57.279 think drinks. While he's here, they'll create a football special. 361 00:16:58.200 --> 00:17:00.399 Oh yeah, okay, we can do that. Yeah we could 362 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:00.679 do that. 363 00:17:00.759 --> 00:17:01.559 Yeah, absolutely. 364 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:07.240 Mcdaid's up and Dounee gall steadfastly refused to sponsor this podcast. 365 00:17:07.599 --> 00:17:11.279 What yeah, what the fuck they're w D forty. I 366 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:12.160 think it's it's. 367 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:15.079 All we've done for you, We've done for all we've 368 00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:18.519 done for you. Get get a creative mcdid's send a 369 00:17:18.559 --> 00:17:23.359 creative football special down to President Trump there, tell him this, 370 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:25.480 put it on the tom and Jerry shows tab. 371 00:17:25.359 --> 00:17:28.240 All right, no problem, and we'll we'll we'll we'll. 372 00:17:28.039 --> 00:17:30.839 Cover that up and that that will be Trump been 373 00:17:30.960 --> 00:17:34.799 and gone without an incident. I would say, Tom, because 374 00:17:34.799 --> 00:17:36.240 like if if he if he goes with his own 375 00:17:36.279 --> 00:17:40.039 itinery and comes over, I'll be honest with you, anything 376 00:17:40.039 --> 00:17:41.359 can happen in the next half hour. 377 00:17:41.880 --> 00:17:43.640 What if his sticks around for longer than we want 378 00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:46.920 him to? How do we get about the fucking gap? 379 00:17:47.359 --> 00:17:51.079 What he means I'm gonna I see green fields? Let's 380 00:17:51.079 --> 00:17:53.799 make another golf of course, you know? Or he just 381 00:17:54.240 --> 00:17:57.400 another one of those chicken sandwiches? Could we could we please? 382 00:17:57.480 --> 00:17:59.480 Can we start a casino somewhere? You know what I mean? 383 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:00.799 Do we get rid of him? 384 00:18:00.799 --> 00:18:00.880 Like? 385 00:18:00.920 --> 00:18:02.279 What's what you do? 386 00:18:02.559 --> 00:18:04.440 It's a delicate thing, Tom, It's it's a it's a 387 00:18:04.559 --> 00:18:08.000 it's an art. Is not just an Irish thing, but 388 00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:11.599 it is an international thing that if you have some 389 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:14.319 dose in your house, Yeah, they're called in for a 390 00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:16.720 visit on occasion. Some of these people it is hard 391 00:18:16.759 --> 00:18:18.640 to get rid of. I'm not finding that that much 392 00:18:18.720 --> 00:18:20.720 now that I that I that I moved up here 393 00:18:20.880 --> 00:18:23.599 to Dublin because we get settled them. A few visitors 394 00:18:23.599 --> 00:18:26.319 and anybody that comes around is welcome to welcome to 395 00:18:26.359 --> 00:18:28.839 call around and even back home. We always love to 396 00:18:28.839 --> 00:18:31.359 see people come in to the house. I fear any 397 00:18:31.359 --> 00:18:34.039 time I've plagued anybody, I might have been the dose. 398 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:37.279 Yeah yeah, yeah, I know he couldn't. 399 00:18:36.920 --> 00:18:40.319 Be got rid of. But we all know that sometimes 400 00:18:40.359 --> 00:18:42.759 there might be a dose in your house. And the 401 00:18:42.839 --> 00:18:47.160