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<v Speaker 1>Are you happy with what you've done? I can't imagine

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<v Speaker 1>how you would be. Look, you just have this poor

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<v Speaker 1>creature sitting here writhing and not sleeping, not eating. Their

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<v Speaker 1>friends and their family think they're crazy. It's all because

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<v Speaker 1>you just want to tap dants inside of their body?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you just let them go? Well, you don't need

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<v Speaker 1>a corporeal form to do anything for centuries. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>just like parasitically jump into these bodies and just what

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<v Speaker 1>there's a way to get you out? Oh so you're

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<v Speaker 1>like trapped. Well, I mean I've certainly never been trapped

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<v Speaker 1>in a human body. But then again, I don't go

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get in them. Okay, so what would you

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<v Speaker 1>have me do? Uh huh? So holy water? Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a there's a couple of gallons over here. I I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I should summon some of the heavenly stuff, though,

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure it's done right. Sometimes those breeze don't

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<v Speaker 1>follow the formula perfectly, all right, So I'm chugging it

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<v Speaker 1>as fast as I can. Like, it's not it's not

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<v Speaker 1>easy to get this much water down at one time.

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<v Speaker 1>I Oh lord, yeah, my belly swelling up. Hold on two,

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<v Speaker 1>you want me to get two gallons of this? Okay, No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine here, Okay, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I think that's it. No, oh, I'm so filled.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think another drop could go past these lips.

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<v Speaker 2>But what I have to take a little bit more?

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<v Speaker 2>There's no more holy Oh it's not water.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh goodness, I don't know I could possibly be filled

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<v Speaker 1>with more after all of that. Geesus. No, just my

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<v Speaker 1>inside's just painted with the Holy Spirit, it is. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So what do I do next? Don't we need like

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<v Speaker 1>a priest here? Don't they do a more exercises? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so this isn't an exorcism, all right, you can feel

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<v Speaker 1>everything that happens to this body. Interesting? What are I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard of the term holy knee pads before? Would

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<v Speaker 1>this be? Well? No, some of my angel friends play

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<v Speaker 1>like holy hockey up in heaven. Yeah, there's this really

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<v Speaker 1>great goalie, Salty. He's amazing. Okay, So no, I can

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<v Speaker 1>just snap them into existence, and I'm sure he won't

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<v Speaker 1>mind if I borrow his pair, so okay and put

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<v Speaker 1>them on. This is just a really weird, interesting way

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<v Speaker 1>of going about this. But okay, all right, olidy pads

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<v Speaker 1>are on buckled on and okay, oh, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to go fight. Okay, so I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>in and yanke you out of there now that I

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<v Speaker 1>have on the huh a bib? Why would I need

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<v Speaker 1>a bib? I that's not really an explain nation of

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<v Speaker 1>why I would need this bib. But okay, here, just there,

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<v Speaker 1>got me a nice red lobster bib. Yum. Okay, holy

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<v Speaker 1>need pads. Mmmm. Feeling sloshy on the inside from tons

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<v Speaker 1>and tons of well this nice holy juice, and all right,

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<v Speaker 1>and a bib on many Okay, I just know I

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<v Speaker 1>just have to gather my skirts to get on my

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<v Speaker 1>knees and what oh no, you trickster, you want me

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<v Speaker 1>to do? What with the human? That is absolutely no.

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<v Speaker 1>That is how fallen angels are created. My name is

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<v Speaker 1>not Charlie and my father is not named Lustaff for

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<v Speaker 1>I will not be putting this human's into my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>I will not be doing it. That is absolutely beyond

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<v Speaker 1>the pale. What it's the Well, yeah, exorcisms have a

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<v Speaker 1>very low chance of success, usually because by the time

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<v Speaker 1>someone needs to be exercised, you guys have gotten such

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<v Speaker 1>a strongholds. Well, I don't know, I just found this

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<v Speaker 1>human today, but I can see quite a bit as

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<v Speaker 1>they've been through a lot. We'll leave it at that. Well, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to get you out of them, But

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<v Speaker 1>how is doing this gonna get you out of anything?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you just want to take part in some

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<v Speaker 1>cardinal pleasures. Fine, fine, go ahead, No, I'll hear you out.

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<v Speaker 1>So me donating my brain, that's what we'll call it

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<v Speaker 1>to this mortal is going to make it where they

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<v Speaker 1>will be free of you. Yeah, so where exactly are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to go? So you're gonna be inside of me? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I got that reference. No, see, if you wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>get inside of me, there's no way that's happening. It's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It's wrong. There's no way that's happening you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get inside of Okay, So let's say I did this,

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<v Speaker 1>I performed this act and the release of mechanism makes

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<v Speaker 1>it to where you'll be slashing around in my stomach.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I then get you out of my dummy?

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<v Speaker 1>M hmm. Yeah, that's not how babies are made. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want to break, if you want to go down

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<v Speaker 1>that route, you would want to do something else, and

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<v Speaker 1>again that would make me fall in. So you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to then go up to heaven and say that

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<v Speaker 1>I have captured a demon and have them inside of

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<v Speaker 1>me and I am more or less a demonic hole crux,

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<v Speaker 1>and then have them evict you out of my body

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<v Speaker 1>and send you down to hell. This is the only

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<v Speaker 1>way to actually get well. Do I have time to

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<v Speaker 1>phone a friend? Maybe I can bring some other angels

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<v Speaker 1>down here? Fine? Fine, no, all right, No, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do this, and I'll take you back up to heaven

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<v Speaker 1>and we will see you tomorrow's update whether or not

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<v Speaker 1>I got to be devoid of you? Ugh? Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>just put on these knee pets. It down to business

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<v Speaker 1>and hmmm, well I figured I didn't have to necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>use my Oh well, I thought a hand would work

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<v Speaker 1>in this situation. Oh okay, you're right. If that's the

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<v Speaker 1>fluid that is binding you, and Lord can this stuff bind? Ugh,

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<v Speaker 1>then touching it with my hand would have you outside

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<v Speaker 1>and oh Lord, have mercy. Okay, No, I just I

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<v Speaker 1>now see what they meant buy when the parents said,

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<v Speaker 1>if you kept doing that, I'm gonna shoot your eye out.

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<v Speaker 1>That it was actually the devil's doorbell. I don't know, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're I just well, I guess it's confession time. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's because I'm an angel. Maybe it's because I was

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<v Speaker 1>taken very early from the Earth to join the Lee Choir.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm doing. No, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm doing, like I understand in mouth, But then

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<v Speaker 1>what else do I do? Do I use my cheeks?

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<v Speaker 1>What you're gonna stuff it? It wouldn't that make my cheek?

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<v Speaker 1>He's hurt? Okay, So then what do I do with

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<v Speaker 1>like my tongue? What all around? How do you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not am I some kind of snake girl. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an angel. Oh my god, this just doesn't feel like

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<v Speaker 1>an angelic a conversation. I just well, how do I

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<v Speaker 1>know if it's going good? If I'm doing it right?

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<v Speaker 1>Your leg's gonna get to twitch, Okay, all right, no, no, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes will roll back, veins pop. Okay, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just okay. So whoa wa? Why is your hand

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<v Speaker 1>on the back of my head? I just all right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. No, you're right, this is fine, This is fine,

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<v Speaker 1>This is fine, this is fine. I can do this.

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<v Speaker 1>I just need to take a deep breath. Out to

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<v Speaker 1>ten and Hey guys, Zena Alexander. Okay, so the inspiration

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<v Speaker 1>for this audio honestly started on our discord server. I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about how I have this theory on how

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<v Speaker 1>you should actually exercise demons from people, and it's by

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<v Speaker 1>donating your brain if you know what I mean. If

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know what I mean, what's another word for

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<v Speaker 1>the thing that is your brain resides in. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>you can if you have an oral fixation, you can

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<v Speaker 1>help a lot of people, is what I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get at here, and that you need to drink holy

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<v Speaker 1>water first. And then that just hit me in the

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<v Speaker 1>giggles and I just absolutely had to make this audio.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I don't know how close to

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<v Speaker 1>the line I can get with this one. And I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely have a part two planned that will Part two

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<v Speaker 1>will come out tomorrow on this chunel for sure. But

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<v Speaker 1>the part two is not the fun bit, if you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, The fun that will be going

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<v Speaker 1>on Patreon for sure. It's already should be already be

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<v Speaker 1>out there. If you click the link in the pin

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<v Speaker 1>to comment below, you'll be able to go check it out. No, instead,

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<v Speaker 1>the part two tomorrow will be figuring out whether or

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<v Speaker 1>not well. I have a special guest that will be

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<v Speaker 1>donating some lines to this to the part two for tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna go see if the angel friends concur

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<v Speaker 1>with this unorthodox methodology of extracting a demonic soul. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like such a giggly silly one, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back to our regularly scheduled non silly. Absolutely most

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<v Speaker 1>of my stuff is silly. Huge update. We are just

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<v Speaker 1>like literally days away from twenty five twenty five thousand subscribers,

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<v Speaker 1>which is just insane. That is one fourth of the

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<v Speaker 1>way to a play button, which I never in my

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<v Speaker 1>part time cartoon life would thought I was gonna get to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm planning another twenty four hour stream for those who

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<v Speaker 1>want to worry about me. They're fine, I promise you.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a veteran when it comes to do with

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff. No one solicit advice needed, And I honestly

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<v Speaker 1>love them. I love how silly I get with them,

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<v Speaker 1>I love the jokes that come out of them, and

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<v Speaker 1>I get to chill with you guys. If I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do a twenty four hour stream, I might do two

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<v Speaker 1>twelve hour streams. And one will be an art stream

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, and then another one where maybe I bring

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<v Speaker 1>on some vas. I've actually considered making kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast form where we bring on vas and we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about different you know, ASMR roleplay tropes and concepts and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that we like in an interview like style, just

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<v Speaker 1>like a conversational style, and I thought that was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I'd like to move going forward. Anyways, I love

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, and I'll see you in the next video

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<v Speaker 1>by