Speaker 1: All right, at the end of an era in Dallas.
Speaker 2: Today, as Zach Martin officially retires, they had a big
Speaker 2: ceremony for him out at the Star. I know Tony
Speaker 2: Romo was there. I don't know if Dak was there,
Speaker 2: but I know that Zach said that he gave everything
Speaker 2: he had while he was out there. I don't think
Speaker 2: anyone can ever doubt that we'll get into maybe the
Speaker 2: best moment in the history of our show that involves
Speaker 2: Zach Martin. But you know, as we sit here and
Speaker 2: criticize front offices, I will always be reminded of the
Speaker 2: moment that the Cowboys drafted Zack Martin because I really
Speaker 2: wanted them to draft Johnny Manziel, and I think Jerry
Speaker 2: Jones also wanted to draft Johnny Manziel. Like as the
Speaker 2: story goes, he was trying to get that card up
Speaker 2: there to draft Johnny Manziel and they almost had to
Speaker 2: tackle him and take.
Speaker 1: The card away.
Speaker 2: Yes, they took it from Jerry and said, no, we're
Speaker 2: not doing that, We're doing this, and it worked out fantastic.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Zach Martin was incredible and had an incredible career and
Speaker 2: is probably recognized is if not the best offensive lineman,
Speaker 2: probably second to Larry Allen. I think everybody looks at
Speaker 2: Larry Allen and Zach is one A and one B,
Speaker 2: and you can pick whoever you want to be A
Speaker 2: and whoever you want to be B. Yeah, in the
Speaker 2: history of the Cowboys, and to have Zach Martin and
Speaker 2: Travis Frederick and Tyron Smith together, you know, arguably, I
Speaker 2: mean they're all three in the mix for the best
Speaker 2: at their position in the discussion in the history of
Speaker 2: the Cowboys at least, and still didn't win at all.
Speaker 1: It's tough, man.
Speaker 2: It's hard to get to a conference championship game in
Speaker 2: this league because like in the last thirty thirty years,
Speaker 2: I think only twenty seven teams have done it of
Speaker 2: the thirty two, or maybe it's twenty eight or twenty nine.
Speaker 2: So it's hard to be in that group of three.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just feel better that knowing that every Cowboy over
Speaker 4: the last thirty years, no matter what they've accomplished, little
Speaker 4: Lucky Whitehead too much, Zach Martin, none of them got it.
Speaker 2: I will never forget Zach Martin walking around the Cowboys
Speaker 2: facility on his first day there with a strange pleat
Speaker 2: in his pants.
Speaker 1: It was hard to miss, wasn't it. He had a
Speaker 1: flashlight in his pocket.
Speaker 2: It appeared that he had one of those police issued flashlights,
Speaker 2: a super long ones.
Speaker 1: That are kind of like night sticks. He had a jabb.
Speaker 2: Well was happy he had a j R. Smith issued
Speaker 2: flashlight in his pocket, Yeah, he did. He was excited
Speaker 2: to be there in the facility. But those those picks,
Speaker 2: those picks, those offensive linemen. It's never sexy, it's never exciting.
Speaker 2: Obviously Johnny Manziel would have been very exciting, and then
Speaker 2: that would have fizzled out almost immediately, maybe later that night.
Speaker 1: But kind of realized that's what makes teams good. It's
Speaker 1: not the sexy big names.
Speaker 2: It's just the guys in the trenches, the big lineman. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's and it needs to be rebuilt again. The cycle
Speaker 2: is cycle is complete. Now we're back in the mode
Speaker 2: where we got to build it back up again. Well,
Speaker 2: we will get back into this because we will we'll
Speaker 2: replay this moment that we had with Zach Martin on
Speaker 2: our show, which might be the greatest moment in the
Speaker 2: history of our show.
Speaker 1: But it all reminds me of the intro.
Speaker 4: Sum time Moyes.
Speaker 1: Right now, you're ready, ready's ready, ready, ready to.
Speaker 5: Quin epic win our show. You're gonna ruin d except
Speaker 5: with similar we pursuing it, huddled out Shaw Shank through
Speaker 5: the sewer kid now with chilling at the eagle. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're doing it. Three o'clock on the doc. Gotta have
Speaker 5: it for my house A gop status. How we'd starting
Speaker 5: to get cratic shows that up multiplied like a rabbit
Speaker 5: two end zone out break it up a habit.
Speaker 6: I wa hang out with my friend rocking it on
Speaker 6: the radio, my home boys talking on the bandy yo,
Speaker 6: it's time to to this wall. Oh bababy, we go
Speaker 6: at Christine all the badio.
Speaker 1: You guys pee in the shower? Yes, no, every time?
Speaker 1: Really yep.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll if I have to take a piss, but
Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna shower soon, I'll just hold it
Speaker 2: till I get in the shower.
Speaker 1: I mean you purposely like pee in the shower. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how about you? Christina.
Speaker 3: No, because I think it was either this show or
Speaker 3: some other shows on it was brought up and people
Speaker 3: thought I was gross, and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I guess it is kind of gross, And so I
Speaker 3: trained myself to stop doing it. Really, you can train
Speaker 3: yourself to stop doing it.
Speaker 1: What if you just wan want to do it?
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess now I just pat my curiosity. Now,
Speaker 4: I don't really think I've ever thought about doing it.
Speaker 1: How do you not do it? Ben?
Speaker 2: Do you piss in the shower? I don't know if
Speaker 2: you can say that I shower. I do, but I
Speaker 2: have amazingly accurate aim, and you're so free with it.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if you're pushing in uh some some brown
Speaker 2: waffles down that drain. What just the way you were
Speaker 2: talking about it makes me think you're rocking deuce is
Speaker 2: in the shower too. I don't think those things are
Speaker 2: the same thing. Biologically, they're very different.
Speaker 4: They're not. But in the hold on, Christina, how's your aim?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't know how to answer that question. Do you
Speaker 1: really not paying the shower tizzl?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: But I mean it seems a little disrespectful to who
Speaker 4: if you share a shower with someone.
Speaker 1: There's a drain right there, man?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know you know, I mean like dirty
Speaker 2: hair is leaving your body dirty, hairy, dirty hairs, Like.
Speaker 4: The toilet's a perfectly fine place to do it, and
Speaker 4: I've been doing it there my whole life.
Speaker 1: I start doing the shower, I do it there too.
Speaker 2: But there is something very satisfying about having scalding hot
Speaker 2: water on your back while you urinate.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, does.
Speaker 3: It ruin the tile in the bathroom at all? Is
Speaker 3: that chat?
Speaker 1: You get on?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, wouldn't it then also rust out the porcelain.
Speaker 1: And the toilet?
Speaker 3: Okay? Fair, You're right.
Speaker 1: I don't think urine has rust properties in it. Just wondering.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm also thinking about splatter possibilities, like you know,
Speaker 4: it splatters up onto your shampoo bottle or something.
Speaker 2: Man, Listen, if you were to go pee in the
Speaker 2: shower once, I think all your questions would be answered.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm just peeing into a
Speaker 2: straight drain that's going down with a huge push of
Speaker 2: water pushing it down there. I think it's an emergency.
Speaker 2: I don't think I look forward to it like you
Speaker 2: clearly do.
Speaker 1: I love it. You clearly wait for those opportunities. Do
Speaker 1: you ever just go into the shower and you're fully
Speaker 1: dressed and just let it rip in there?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I don't do that, Do you get me? I don't
Speaker 2: know if you guys are James Addiction fans. But Perry
Speaker 2: Ferrell has an amazing song about this called standing in
Speaker 2: the Shower Thinking, and he just lays it out perfectly.
Speaker 1: Check it out.
Speaker 2: I know we have a lot of James Addiction fans
Speaker 2: that listen to the Eagle because the Eagle rocks.
Speaker 1: In the shower thinking.
Speaker 2: It's not that it drink you guys, You guys turned
Speaker 2: into a Counting Crows song.
Speaker 1: This is Jane's addiction. It's way different.
Speaker 2: Thinking.
Speaker 1: And then he starts screaming at the waters a fan.
Speaker 1: Hot man. I had that whole thing the other day.
Speaker 2: I told my wife this, I'm like, man, here's the
Speaker 2: biggest third or first world issue ever. But in the winter,
Speaker 2: there's nothing I dread more than getting out of the shower.
Speaker 1: To stay in there and the water bill goes up.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just want to stand in the hot shower
Speaker 2: for days. Yeah, because the second you get out, it's
Speaker 2: like it sucks.
Speaker 4: So I'm asking was I don't know, because I'm now
Speaker 4: having second thoughts about how thinking, how gross it is.
Speaker 2: Urine is just water and salt, right. I mean, Ben's
Speaker 2: guy Bear grills drinks it. Yeah, he drinks camel you're
Speaker 2: in too, though, and you don't dump that in your shower.
Speaker 1: No, I would never have any reason to have that.
Speaker 2: I don't think you know, when you're showering, what happens
Speaker 2: is is there's this faucet and this high pressure water
Speaker 2: comes out of it and it comes out like, you know,
Speaker 2: reasonably strong. Yeah, so if you go to the bathroom,
Speaker 2: if you urinate, it'll just go right down to the
Speaker 2: drain with it.
Speaker 1: No, it's not like it just gathers somewhere.
Speaker 4: It just feels like it's just not the place for it.
Speaker 4: And may it may just be we've been trained that
Speaker 4: our whole life. Retrain yourself, like Christine the other way.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't take a shower in a toilet.
Speaker 1: That's fair too.
Speaker 2: You know, you wouldn't have a b dat and just
Speaker 2: clean your face real quick leaning.
Speaker 1: And I also think like little things. It's way different.
Speaker 4: But eating in the bed or having the dog in
Speaker 4: the bed, I think those are gross things.
Speaker 1: And have you ever eaten in the shower? Do that too?
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're in a hurry, and so you got to
Speaker 2: set up a small table like a TV tray and
Speaker 2: just have a full meal while your shower I once
Speaker 2: was in such a.
Speaker 1: Hurry I had a waiter come and serve me in
Speaker 1: the shower.
Speaker 3: I have legit had coffee in the shower before.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, just set it.
Speaker 3: There, you set it up away from the water.
Speaker 1: It's great, Okay.
Speaker 2: I respect that I took my coffee pot into the
Speaker 2: shower and brewed coffee in the shower.
Speaker 4: I've never done the beer in the shower, but I
Speaker 4: don't think I've had food in the shower.
Speaker 1: God, I think I want to drink beer in the
Speaker 1: shower while peeing.
Speaker 4: That's where I get my best thoughts though. Yeahower, I'm
Speaker 4: a creative machine. That's what the James Addiction song is about.
Speaker 2: It's about man when you're standing in the shower thinking
Speaker 2: it's amazing ping.
Speaker 1: Is he talking about ping?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he says. And it's running down my legs.
Speaker 2: I've got the lyrics you like, yeah, read them, but
Speaker 2: take out the cuss words.
Speaker 4: I was standing in the shower thinking about what makes
Speaker 4: a man an outlaw or a leader. I'm thinking about power,
Speaker 4: the ways a man can use it or be destroyed
Speaker 4: by it. The water hits my neck and I'm whizzing
Speaker 4: on myself.
Speaker 1: Why Why on yourself. Let's go to the pre chorus.
Speaker 4: And the water ri is a pipe and Hunt. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the water is a pipe and Hots not piping, dude.
Speaker 4: It beats up on my nick and I'm wizzing on
Speaker 4: myself standing in the shape. He didn't even put a
Speaker 4: course in this song. He was that lazy put a
Speaker 4: course in your songs people.
Speaker 2: It's just like a little resolve part before it goes
Speaker 2: back into the verse.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll listen to it when I got off here.
Speaker 4: The album cover has some boobies on it though.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, there's really controversial time because their head's
Speaker 1: on fire. Yeah, heads on fires, four boobs.
Speaker 2: I'd say that's honestly and truly one of the twenty
Speaker 2: best rock records after the year nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 4: I've decided he annoys me, you know, seeing him in
Speaker 4: documentaries and just you know, fighting with Dave Nevera.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of out on that guy, heres me. He's
Speaker 1: whizz in the toilet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a druggy jerk. I get it, but that
Speaker 2: song's badass. I like peeing in the shower in my friend.
Speaker 2: Why are hitting the drain though?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 1: He's just on himself that's not mandatory.
Speaker 2: I think that part of is because he was a
Speaker 2: heroin Addict and so I think.
Speaker 4: It was just, yeah, it got bit by a bunch
Speaker 4: of jellyfish, right. The thing is that Ben's when Ben
Speaker 4: took it to a little more extreme. Though, I will
Speaker 4: say in the fetish world they're kind of the same.
Speaker 1: Golhad and be on that island. If you want, you
Speaker 1: think they're different. Urine and excrement.
Speaker 4: They are both two things I wouldn't work into my
Speaker 4: bedroom play.
Speaker 1: There's lots of things, but that doesn't group them together.
Speaker 1: It's pretty close. Like a dude is not a goat.
Speaker 1: It's still body waste.
Speaker 2: And do you remember Biggie talking about that? Like, man,
Speaker 2: I don't think i'd ever heard of that. Biggie Smalls,
Speaker 2: he's the illest.
Speaker 1: Did you have a friend that tried that out one time?
Speaker 1: Lee Harvey? Did you all have a friend? Got a
Speaker 1: guy named Lee Harvey? He's a friend tried to party.
Speaker 1: I want to party with you, cowboy. All Right, there
Speaker 1: you have it, We're off and running.
Speaker 2: Coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle, fifteen movies that
Speaker 2: have shaped KT and Christina.
Speaker 1: That's next.