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Speaker 2: Mm hm.
Speaker 3: We got landscapers here feuding landscapers. I guess oh we
Speaker 3: could call this a turf war. Goodyear, Arizona. The Goodyear
Speaker 3: Police Department has detained a man accused of stabbing someone
Speaker 3: with a pitchfork. That someone would be a fellow landscaper
Speaker 3: that he got into an altercation with on Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1: This is a little more than turf wars. Holy cow,
Speaker 1: a pitchfork. I've seen a lot of landscaping rigs, you know,
Speaker 1: living here in Florida, I don't ever recall seeing a
Speaker 1: pitchport pitchfork in the the gearbox there on side, in
Speaker 1: the rack hole in the rack. Yeah, I've seen pitchforks before,
Speaker 1: have you. Yeah, if you're clearing out land, you're gonna
Speaker 1: grab that to look how much.
Speaker 2: More stuff I can flint? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Plus, if you have another landscape and company messing with you,
Speaker 1: maybe you know, poaching your accounts, just show him the fork.
Speaker 3: Not a lot of details in how this all played out,
Speaker 3: that it got to this level of anger, where the
Speaker 3: pitchfork was used.
Speaker 1: Where did he stab him with it? Because I'm just
Speaker 1: picturing right in the chest, that's.
Speaker 3: Where I would go. Do you do the head heads,
Speaker 3: you're gonna kill him?
Speaker 1: Well, you don't do it at all, but I would
Speaker 1: think probably like right here in the belly because it's soft,
Speaker 1: you know, just like this soft underbelly. You can lift
Speaker 1: them up if you if you do it in the head,
Speaker 1: you get skull and no, oh my god, it's ross.
Speaker 2: That would hurt like a son of a gun man.
Speaker 1: Somebody said landscapers used as pitchforks to do mulch. Yep,
Speaker 1: to pick up all the mulch too. Yeah, god, check
Speaker 1: it up and pitch it.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, turf war laugh of my ass. H oh,
Speaker 2: I know is uh.
Speaker 3: I've taken it upon myself to mulch to the tune
Speaker 3: of over one hundred bags on occasion. And I'm thinking
Speaker 3: now for the pitchfork suggestion, because I'm due to do
Speaker 3: that again, can I.
Speaker 2: Give you another suggest Another suggests pay someone to do it.
Speaker 1: Well, there's that, but well, if you're gonna do that,
Speaker 1: pay the truck that comes out and blows it.
Speaker 3: I did the pricing on that. It didn't seem that
Speaker 3: uh oh ma, oh you know what it was is
Speaker 3: the boy Scouts deal? Oh no, a ripoff? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry Scouts, but I love the Scouts, you know,
Speaker 1: good job with everything except for the molesters. But uh,
Speaker 1: but love the Scouts. Overpriced.
Speaker 2: When somebody pitched.
Speaker 1: Me that for for doing my mulch in my yard,
Speaker 1: was like what my daughter's boyfriend used to run was
Speaker 1: the driver, you know, OTR of the the Moltz truck,
Speaker 1: the one that spraysed this stuff. But no, the tip
Speaker 1: that I had for you instead of a pitchfork, uh snowshovel,
Speaker 1: you know, like I do have one of those.
Speaker 2: Here you go, because I'm I mean, I used to
Speaker 2: have to use that some bitch for the oak leaves.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: But since now I've cut down just about every oak
Speaker 3: on my property, it just hangs there.
Speaker 2: On the wall. It's so wrong. I still have seven
Speaker 2: oak trees. That's right, because you're back there in the
Speaker 2: oak world.
Speaker 1: Somebody said, pay me to do it, and then somebody
Speaker 1: else said, sod, Hey, pine straw.
Speaker 3: Laying sod sucks balls too. Oh god, that's the worst.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Tell them to smoke some grass and chill out. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: Probably are so pitchforks are the best for malt. Sorry, Pat,
Speaker 1: that's what people are saying of the text.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, I'm going to be ten percent pitchfork. Then
Speaker 3: an inopportune time to experience a panic attack would be
Speaker 3: if you were an Australian weather man.
Speaker 4: Big fools right through that part of the country, and
Speaker 4: we're going to see lots more rain in the days ahead.
Speaker 4: I'm actually going to need to stop for a second.
Speaker 4: Some of you may know that I occasionally get affected
Speaker 4: by some panic attacks, and actually that's happening right now, Lisa.
Speaker 4: Maybe I could hand back to you he sent me.
Speaker 1: I know, I heard about this. Oh my god, You're
Speaker 1: never gonna be able to fire this guy. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: he's unfireable. It's like, uh, you know, a black female
Speaker 1: and a wheelchair, you know everything he's covered. Wait, what
Speaker 1: what was that trifecta? You have to throw lesbian in
Speaker 1: there too. Yeah, and it's not I mean it could
Speaker 1: be a white it could be a white trans in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair that that would be note untouchables. You know
Speaker 1: that as some of you know, a panic attacks from
Speaker 1: time to time, if you're the co host or just
Speaker 1: I know, he's just the weather dude, the meter. I'll
Speaker 1: just be here going, uh oh, I hope I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna have to was.
Speaker 3: It even a hurricane or anything coming? No, just doing
Speaker 3: a regular run of the mill weather for guys.
Speaker 1: You put him in tornado alley, freaking anyway, you can't, Hey,
Speaker 1: you can talk to your yard, dude, about doing your
Speaker 1: multch I bet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna have to. If I'm gonna do that,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to find a do that next time
Speaker 3: I'm home when they come back, because that they're in
Speaker 3: and out like Ninja's dude. It's like a squad of
Speaker 3: four of them. They descend and they're there for like
Speaker 3: twelve minutes tops uh huh and out of there.
Speaker 1: Hey, well, if you're gonna do it yourself by chance
Speaker 1: and you need a pitchfork, let me go ahead. I'll
Speaker 1: talk to Doyle. You can borrow one instead of having
Speaker 1: to buy it, because if you buy it, that's just
Speaker 1: actually that could be good to have at your house
Speaker 1: because weaponry. Yeah, you have bears when you come out
Speaker 1: of your garage sometime. If he's charging at you like
Speaker 1: I have the bat, you grab that pitchfork.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. We had his big s.
Speaker 3: Ob come cruising by two nights in a row this week,
Speaker 3: trying to get to the goods in the garbage can. No,
Speaker 3: they're they're locked, man, they're bear proof. Just trying to
Speaker 3: have a little picnic basket out there. I always show
Speaker 3: Bob the video. It's like, God, he's not kidding. I'm
Speaker 3: so glad I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't the old bears, I mean the coyotes every
Speaker 1: now and then, but they're just you know, cat getter ridders.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna want to read more about this character,
Speaker 3: Like I said, borderline Florida man level here in Saint Petersburg,
Speaker 3: The The Tampa Bay Times did a whole story on
Speaker 3: this dude, who's been nicknamed the vape Nazi, runs a
Speaker 3: smoke shop called Tubular Tokes Skyler's Strickland little more than
Speaker 3: a vape she It's like a vape shop, convenience store
Speaker 3: on steroids type deal. But I guess this guy has
Speaker 3: like really lax in the people's skills to apartment. They
Speaker 3: do say his Asperger syndrome, which is a mild form
Speaker 3: on the on the SPECTROSM. But it's still no excuse
Speaker 3: for him. Some of the stuff he's alleged to have said.
Speaker 2: What's some kind of examples?
Speaker 3: Uh? Move, move, you're taking up space. Hurry up, speak English.
Speaker 3: He's bear sprayed people on occasion.
Speaker 2: Let's see.
Speaker 3: Oh he's tasered a few customers. God, what are you
Speaker 3: waiting for? Mf or uh here's your s instead of
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 1: You know what, maybe you should start vaping a little more, sir,
Speaker 1: or some kind of meds.
Speaker 2: He must have good prices, man, if people are putting
Speaker 2: up with.
Speaker 1: This, Yeah, if you go to a vape store, get
Speaker 1: bear bear spreaded tubular toes.
Speaker 3: I would think most of the clientele are probably pretty mellow.
Speaker 1: I mean we need to or maybe they're they're out
Speaker 1: of juice and they're like, I don't want to go
Speaker 1: to that guy.
Speaker 2: I should just quit.
Speaker 1: Vaping, and they get to the part where they're totally
Speaker 1: they nicking out, you know what I'm saying, Like they're
Speaker 1: having a nick fit because they've waited because they're afraid
Speaker 1: of this dude, and then they go in there.
Speaker 2: They're like, I just need vape juice and he's here.
Speaker 3: He goes gets you with the bear spear, f the taser,
Speaker 3: vape Nazi of Saint Pete.
Speaker 1: I hope that he's not listening on the Free iHeart
Speaker 1: app over there, because if he is, he might be
Speaker 1: getting a pitchfork.
Speaker 2: Next weaponry.
Speaker 3: This dude, where's it like a badge honor? I mean,
Speaker 3: he just got a whole like seven page right up
Speaker 3: in the local newspaper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, any way, they're going.
Speaker 1: They're going to Skyler's Tubular Tests.
Speaker 2: Take it slo one Double J R R. Orlando's rock station,