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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 3>all right, okay, little special deal here for our landscape

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<v Speaker 3>element that listens to this show every morning, and we

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<v Speaker 3>thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hm.

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<v Speaker 3>We got landscapers here feuding landscapers. I guess oh we

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<v Speaker 3>could call this a turf war. Goodyear, Arizona. The Goodyear

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<v Speaker 3>Police Department has detained a man accused of stabbing someone

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<v Speaker 3>with a pitchfork. That someone would be a fellow landscaper

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<v Speaker 3>that he got into an altercation with on Wednesday morning.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a little more than turf wars. Holy cow,

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<v Speaker 1>a pitchfork. I've seen a lot of landscaping rigs, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>living here in Florida, I don't ever recall seeing a

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<v Speaker 1>pitchport pitchfork in the the gearbox there on side, in

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<v Speaker 1>the rack hole in the rack. Yeah, I've seen pitchforks before,

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<v Speaker 1>have you. Yeah, if you're clearing out land, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>grab that to look how much.

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<v Speaker 2>More stuff I can flint? Okay, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Plus, if you have another landscape and company messing with you,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you know, poaching your accounts, just show him the fork.

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<v Speaker 3>Not a lot of details in how this all played out,

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<v Speaker 3>that it got to this level of anger, where the

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<v Speaker 3>pitchfork was used.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did he stab him with it? Because I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>picturing right in the chest, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Where I would go. Do you do the head heads,

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna kill him?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you don't do it at all, but I would

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<v Speaker 1>think probably like right here in the belly because it's soft,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just like this soft underbelly. You can lift

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<v Speaker 1>them up if you if you do it in the head,

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<v Speaker 1>you get skull and no, oh my god, it's ross.

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<v Speaker 2>That would hurt like a son of a gun man.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said landscapers used as pitchforks to do mulch. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>to pick up all the mulch too. Yeah, god, check

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<v Speaker 1>it up and pitch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, turf war laugh of my ass. H oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I know is uh.

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<v Speaker 3>I've taken it upon myself to mulch to the tune

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<v Speaker 3>of over one hundred bags on occasion. And I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 3>now for the pitchfork suggestion, because I'm due to do

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<v Speaker 3>that again, can I.

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<v Speaker 2>Give you another suggest Another suggests pay someone to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's that, but well, if you're gonna do that,

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<v Speaker 1>pay the truck that comes out and blows it.

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<v Speaker 3>I did the pricing on that. It didn't seem that

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<v Speaker 3>uh oh ma, oh you know what it was is

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<v Speaker 3>the boy Scouts deal? Oh no, a ripoff? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sorry Scouts, but I love the Scouts, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>good job with everything except for the molesters. But uh,

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<v Speaker 1>but love the Scouts. Overpriced.

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<v Speaker 2>When somebody pitched.

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<v Speaker 1>Me that for for doing my mulch in my yard,

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<v Speaker 1>was like what my daughter's boyfriend used to run was

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<v Speaker 1>the driver, you know, OTR of the the Moltz truck,

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<v Speaker 1>the one that spraysed this stuff. But no, the tip

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<v Speaker 1>that I had for you instead of a pitchfork, uh snowshovel,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like I do have one of those.

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<v Speaker 2>Here you go, because I'm I mean, I used to

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<v Speaker 2>have to use that some bitch for the oak leaves.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>But since now I've cut down just about every oak

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<v Speaker 3>on my property, it just hangs there.

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<v Speaker 2>On the wall. It's so wrong. I still have seven

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<v Speaker 2>oak trees. That's right, because you're back there in the

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<v Speaker 2>oak world.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said, pay me to do it, and then somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else said, sod, Hey, pine straw.

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<v Speaker 3>Laying sod sucks balls too. Oh god, that's the worst.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell them to smoke some grass and chill out. Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably are so pitchforks are the best for malt. Sorry, Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what people are saying of the text.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, okay, I'm going to be ten percent pitchfork. Then

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<v Speaker 3>an inopportune time to experience a panic attack would be

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<v Speaker 3>if you were an Australian weather man.

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<v Speaker 4>Big fools right through that part of the country, and

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<v Speaker 4>we're going to see lots more rain in the days ahead.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm actually going to need to stop for a second.

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<v Speaker 4>Some of you may know that I occasionally get affected

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<v Speaker 4>by some panic attacks, and actually that's happening right now, Lisa.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe I could hand back to you he sent me.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I heard about this. Oh my god, You're

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<v Speaker 1>never gonna be able to fire this guy. Oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he's unfireable. It's like, uh, you know, a black female

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<v Speaker 1>and a wheelchair, you know everything he's covered. Wait, what

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<v Speaker 1>what was that trifecta? You have to throw lesbian in

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<v Speaker 1>there too. Yeah, and it's not I mean it could

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<v Speaker 1>be a white it could be a white trans in

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<v Speaker 1>a wheelchair that that would be note untouchables. You know

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<v Speaker 1>that as some of you know, a panic attacks from

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<v Speaker 1>time to time, if you're the co host or just

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<v Speaker 1>I know, he's just the weather dude, the meter. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just be here going, uh oh, I hope I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to was.

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<v Speaker 3>It even a hurricane or anything coming? No, just doing

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<v Speaker 3>a regular run of the mill weather for guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You put him in tornado alley, freaking anyway, you can't, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you can talk to your yard, dude, about doing your

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<v Speaker 1>multch I bet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm gonna have to. If I'm gonna do that,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have to find a do that next time

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<v Speaker 3>I'm home when they come back, because that they're in

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<v Speaker 3>and out like Ninja's dude. It's like a squad of

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<v Speaker 3>four of them. They descend and they're there for like

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<v Speaker 3>twelve minutes tops uh huh and out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, well, if you're gonna do it yourself by chance

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<v Speaker 1>and you need a pitchfork, let me go ahead. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk to Doyle. You can borrow one instead of having

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<v Speaker 1>to buy it, because if you buy it, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>actually that could be good to have at your house

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<v Speaker 1>because weaponry. Yeah, you have bears when you come out

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<v Speaker 1>of your garage sometime. If he's charging at you like

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<v Speaker 1>I have the bat, you grab that pitchfork.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. We had his big s.

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<v Speaker 3>Ob come cruising by two nights in a row this week,

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<v Speaker 3>trying to get to the goods in the garbage can. No,

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<v Speaker 3>they're they're locked, man, they're bear proof. Just trying to

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<v Speaker 3>have a little picnic basket out there. I always show

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<v Speaker 3>Bob the video. It's like, God, he's not kidding. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>so glad I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't the old bears, I mean the coyotes every

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<v Speaker 1>now and then, but they're just you know, cat getter ridders.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're gonna want to read more about this character,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I said, borderline Florida man level here in Saint Petersburg,

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<v Speaker 3>The The Tampa Bay Times did a whole story on

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<v Speaker 3>this dude, who's been nicknamed the vape Nazi, runs a

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<v Speaker 3>smoke shop called Tubular Tokes Skyler's Strickland little more than

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<v Speaker 3>a vape she It's like a vape shop, convenience store

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<v Speaker 3>on steroids type deal. But I guess this guy has

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<v Speaker 3>like really lax in the people's skills to apartment. They

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<v Speaker 3>do say his Asperger syndrome, which is a mild form

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<v Speaker 3>on the on the SPECTROSM. But it's still no excuse

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<v Speaker 3>for him. Some of the stuff he's alleged to have said.

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<v Speaker 2>What's some kind of examples?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Move, move, you're taking up space. Hurry up, speak English.

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<v Speaker 3>He's bear sprayed people on occasion.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he's tasered a few customers. God, what are you

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<v Speaker 3>waiting for? Mf or uh here's your s instead of

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<v Speaker 3>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, maybe you should start vaping a little more, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>or some kind of meds.

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<v Speaker 2>He must have good prices, man, if people are putting

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<v Speaker 2>up with.

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<v Speaker 1>This, Yeah, if you go to a vape store, get

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<v Speaker 1>bear bear spreaded tubular toes.

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<v Speaker 3>I would think most of the clientele are probably pretty mellow.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we need to or maybe they're they're out

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<v Speaker 1>of juice and they're like, I don't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>to that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I should just quit.

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<v Speaker 1>Vaping, and they get to the part where they're totally

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<v Speaker 1>they nicking out, you know what I'm saying, Like they're

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<v Speaker 1>having a nick fit because they've waited because they're afraid

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<v Speaker 1>of this dude, and then they go in there.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, I just need vape juice and he's here.

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<v Speaker 3>He goes gets you with the bear spear, f the taser,

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<v Speaker 3>vape Nazi of Saint Pete.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope that he's not listening on the Free iHeart

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<v Speaker 1>app over there, because if he is, he might be

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<v Speaker 1>getting a pitchfork.

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<v Speaker 2>Next weaponry.

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<v Speaker 3>This dude, where's it like a badge honor? I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>he just got a whole like seven page right up

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<v Speaker 3>in the local newspaper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, any way, they're going.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to Skyler's Tubular Tests.

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