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us today? While we have the whole cast back, Hey,
let us start at the beginning. Yeah, let's start with
mister Robert Bevins, Sir, how are you hello?
Speaker 3: Friends? Oh?
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the role of Jusser, the Sorcerer. The Sorcerer put the
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just straight up, Rick Walterierry, How are you, sir?
Speaker 3: Uh? Getting by anyway? My name is Rick waal Terry
and I play moog Freeseater, the moogiest face heater you'll
ever meet in real life. I write several series, but
my newest release, my very first lit RPG slash Gamelet Slash.
Well that's pretty much it. Story Time Chaser is out now,
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you come into audio. Do we have an audio release?
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e book.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's that, Drew. They don't have to
read the but just buy it and you'll get your
I don't know if you just put it out both
ways and then, like you know, see which money comes
in more than the or the other.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: One that doesn't matter by Bye Lacks Drew save us
from this.
Speaker 2: Well, a horse is a horse, of course, of course,
and no one could talk to a horse, of course
unless that horse is cabert and played with flair by
the amazing dru Hays. In real life, I write books
such as super such as Superpowers and Villain's Code, the
news of which chill in Reflections available on ebook and
awe and print audio coming next year. I know I'm
sorry Roverpowered my young adults. I think it's a progression
fantasy series, the first of which came out a few
months ago and the next of which comes out in December.
Number two. That's right, we're getting these out fast. Or
a decade of Death and Decisions. The horror book I
wrote that over ten years that came out in all
formats last month.
Speaker 1: Well that's it, fan, the show's over. We don't have
time to play the game because we's plug of his fine. No,
thank you, thanks, thanks you. Actually that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Steve.
Speaker 1: What you got buddy?
Speaker 5: Oh there, I'm Steve Weverell and I'm playing Stan Dan
Deliver the man with the plan to deliver. Well, what
that plan will be? Uh see, I don't really have
a plan. We don't put much planning into this. Uh
In real life, I I write books as well as
other things. I've recently put Far into the Dark, now
available in hard copy after only ten years, So you
can pick that up and be like, hey, buy enough
of them. I might release an audio version. He pricks.
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Speaker 2: That's good enough for all of us except Steve. Say again,
so that's good enough for all of us, except Steve
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I'm now making it my mission to tour England and
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new Horse leading leads onto something else. So yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Like, so how did Steve become the king?
Speaker 1: He deciphered the horse code, He discovered the riddle of horse,
the riddle of horse flesh.
Speaker 3: I pulled this horse cock out of this.
Speaker 2: Stone secret way to become kids. But here by Catherine,
the wonder why I skipped her.
Speaker 1: It's all horse tick chucks. Okay, greetings all, this is
Connie Stand's conscience.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: In the last episode, we committed a great sin. No,
it was not Claudia asking a teen boy how he
was before trying to push him off a wall. Nor
was the georce we're getting naked in front of a
trio of ancient fay wild hags.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: No, the dicey Bassards decided to doune dun dune split
the potty. After compary the experience, wild shaped into a
crutch biting monkey and dashed off to find help. The
rogue duo of Stan and Claudia bullshited their way into
the layer of the teenagers, braving the onion and corn
chip smell that all teens have. The parent investigator of
the scene learned that Claudia doesn't really listen with Stana's talking,
which resulted in her nearly cooking helpless children. That's true. Also,
Stan loves to give motivation, will talk to children after
they break their legs. Good stuff. Meanwhile, now that's the
only time they're prockally gonna sit still long enough to
listen today.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I tried talking to him before we mad at.
Speaker 1: Him, threatenorder his buttole when he came down to the ladder, Stamuel,
I listened back to it today it was heroine. Meanwhile,
after a cocaine steak dinner, Moog and joryser Are secretly
met with the Green Hag, who offered the pair a
new deal. Kill her sisters and she would become their
patron with the promise of a new hand, new hand.
Moog agreed, while Jeorser hashed to plan to run for
public office. A few zany trips through magical porters portals,
the team reunited in the Hag's cave while Jorser distracted
the hags with his wonder stand snatch a handful of
magic missile wants, for he has dubbed Operation cluster Fuck.
Reassembled the team as currently hiding and the second floor
sex dungeon of the Mayor's mansion. But that's not where
we will start. No, No, We're going to start with
our friend Kabert, who went to get help before we began.
Speaker 5: Can I just say that if I ever join a
wedding band, we're definitely going to be called Cocaine Steak Dinner.
Speaker 2: I did have a lot of questions on that one.
Speaker 1: So this is where we pick off Cobert. Now I don't,
I don't. I. Of course Drew listens back to every
episode to make sure he's caught up, but just for
the fans at home. So when Drew was not able
to make us be with us in the last game,
we had a wild shape away and run off to
get help. So Cobert brave the forest, got back into
West Cherry at night and made it to the one
place he thought there might be some help to call
for some help, which was the Adventuring Guild currently in
monkey form. He enters the Adventuring Guild right now. So
if you if you are on that screen, you are.
I have both you and the monkey on the screen,
so you can picture which one you want to be.
Speaker 2: I will shift back to Cobert for him, because while
ape noises are fun, probably not the best for messengering.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'll move the monkey the side, and Cobert
you can be over here in the middle.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 1: You come in, and you come into the the Adventuring Guild.
It looks cleaned out. There is the only thing left
behind her books. You see a familiar dwarf ranger and
a Dwarf because nobody reads that. Wait for the audio.
Well that's well exactly there is that too. And also
the children who came in and ransacked this place just
took all the cool shit, all the swords and weapons
and stuff, and left the books behind. Yeah, kids these days,
so you happy when I was a kid, when you
were a ransacking teen under the compulsion of a witch,
the Dwarf wranger and the Dwarf priest you will recognize
when you were back in name Stay Gibbey, all right,
when you were in the town of Galahad. We went
and first got your assignments. There was the ranger of
the priest that uh Stan refused to bribe after overhearing
everything you had to say. Then they were the ones
who ran off to Inspector Rigs to knark on you,
which led to uh the stampede of John's and Inspector Riggs.
The Asthmar paladin is standing right there inspecting what appears
to be the corpse of another of the satyr who
runs this this branch of the adventuring.
Speaker 2: Guild ah Ape No sorry, sorry, it's hard to switch
over sometimes Hags hags found in the area.
Speaker 1: Who are you the asmar She turns around the face
you like, who are you women? No, wait a minute,
you're that. You're that, You're that the the expedience.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you're messenger, a deliverer and in this case
a forewarner of again hags in the area, multiple hags,
a trio of sisters.
Speaker 1: You are one of the You you're part of that
group that came through. You went back to the Green
Tree Inn and helped my men discover the the the
the the Green Tree family. Actually we have running secret
arcane messages. We're trying to like necromancy and all kinds
of dark arts in the basement. Right, my man described
you centaur and Elf the stand guy. You guys, you
called yourself the the dicey Bassards, And yes, I got
your information from yack of all trades excellence.
Speaker 2: Then I can hopefully entrust you with this knowledge that
there are a trio of Hag sisters infesting the lens
and influencing the minds of children. And that is definitely
above the pay grade of any of the idiots I
was working with.
Speaker 1: Okay, and so you had nothing to do with this
gentleman's death behind me.
Speaker 2: I just ran into town to tell you of the hags,
hence me running in and saying, hags.
Speaker 1: Where are your friends, specifically the one known as.
Speaker 2: Moog the associates who hired me to work with them
are I am picking my words, Caroline in front of
this inspector. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: They are back at the town. They were well when
we were confronted by the hags. The best thing we
can do is fully off to warn the town. I
am the first to arrive. It's possible I'll be the.
Speaker 1: Only Okay, so can you take me to the hags?
Speaker 2: I can absolutely lead you back to the town, whether
or not we can.
Speaker 1: Get You're literally in that you're in like, oh, okay, okay,
gotcha this part of the town. That's why you can
absolutely do it. Gave you It's pretty easy. It's just
because you open the doors. Right there, there's a town
where you go.
Speaker 2: Ah, I can lead you back to where I found
their layer. Given that they are hags, there may be
magical defenses, but I'm more than happy to show you
the way. Should we summon reinforcements.
Speaker 1: We are the reinforcements.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't love that. We I'm a messenger, not anymore.
Speaker 1: You're now conscripted.
Speaker 2: I will happily send messages for the army.
Speaker 1: Where you know the way the Mayor's mansion.
Speaker 2: I think, do I give you it's been Uh yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 1: It's you know, roughly where sat in town? Because all right,
because man is easy to spot, because she okay, so
she will explain that she already went by the sheriff's
station and the sheriff was like blocked up, and he's
like everybody, he's like calling through, like good luck, just
hide during the night. Those who can make it, just
stand inside the doors, stay with from the kids. And
she's not happy with this, and she's wants to get
to the Mayor's mansion to find out what's going on there.
Speaker 2: Uh where where was the hags layer? Again, it's been
a few weeks.
Speaker 1: You've got to you gotta go. You gotta travel through.
You gotta east outside of the town and go through
like the forest maids to get back to the old
ruins of East Cherry.
Speaker 2: Gotcha, Okay? Then I will tell her I was like,
we can go, but the hags are over in the
ruins of East Cherry. So I'm not sure if you
want to move fast to where we know they were
last or explore the town more.
Speaker 3: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: She confers with her whether he were cohorts, and she's
are you so your friends are still your associates whatever
you want to call them, who.
Speaker 2: Hired me to act as their messenger are still over
in the ruins As far as I know, I assumed
they were smart enough to flee from the unbeatable Hag
trio and get help.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: You also, it took you a couple of hours to
get here because it is a hike, you know, because
it's what normally took on like a half a day
to run Yugos Max Max Monkey speeded over so right,
and my.
Speaker 2: Name is the expedit So I'm just assuming I'm here
first and the other are running too, all right.
Speaker 1: So she h She is curious about it because she
wants to know where the mayor's matches at because clearly
this town is in dire need. The sheriff is almost
useless and he seems to be drunk, so she wants
to confer with the mayor to like find out exactly
what's going on because it looks like this She's like,
this town is apparently something's been happening multiple times, someone
killed the Adventuring Guild person here, the one who sent
out the call for help.
Speaker 5: He's been dead for a couple of days. Also, Gibby
Drew was well. Kbert was there when the kids just
kind of appeared out of nowhere in town. Now, none
of us rolled an intelligence check at time, but.
Speaker 1: It was one of those they he charged in. They
got here immediately because they teleported through the things, so
they probably would have been here ahead of him.
Speaker 5: I'm actually when we were staying in town, the kids
raided the town, right, Yes, came out nowhere. Yes, if
we'd been thinking about that, and I'm not suggesting for
a moment we were, bab we've been thinking about that,
we might have thought, you know, there's an easier way
into town than hoofing it through the enchanted forest.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one.
Speaker 2: Would think, one would think, But one's not in this game.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, maybe, hypothetically, if somebody actually thought about
this for a second, let me double check.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta actually I have a better in than
I thought I did, but I'm still not going to
try and make that.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: While these folks discuss discuss what's going happening, let's pop
over to the mansion real fast and the sex dungeon
to see what's going on there.
Speaker 5: Okay, but you said, did you say this was a
two story sex dungeon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the sex dungeon is upstairs.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Weird, isn't it. That is that's it's a sex pental.
Speaker 2: Surely want to kill the.
Speaker 1: Sex level, you know, like sex dungeons is more colloquial.
Speaker 5: Sex attic sounds worse than sex dungeon.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I wrote listen when I was writing
the script for this, I literally wrote adic the deleted
with dungeon dungeon added like I couldn't find out just
want with dungeon.
Speaker 5: It's an interesting problem there, Gibby. I think, you know,
let us know in the chat what you think a
skyrise sex dungeon should be called.
Speaker 2: Is it a sex dungeon if it's not below ground.
Speaker 3: Like maybe a sex sun room or so sex.
Speaker 1: Sex observatory, sex sext out, sex tower, sex tower, nice sex.
Cancel that chat, stay out of the comments.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: So the team of the well, the the what's left
of the team of the Jeworsiers, Stan, Claudia and Moog
are now in the sex tower. Uh with the green
hat who has Once again, I don't want anything to
do with my sisters. You've got to fuck him up.
The only uh they without me there, they lose access.
We only have power when all three of us are together.
So as long as I stay away from them, they
will not have access to extra magic. They will just
be tough physically. Now, if you have any backup, I
would highly recommend getting it. Okay, Stan will confess, stand
will confess his plan. Well, Operation clusterfuck was going to
be me getting as many of those ones into a
bag as possible, blowing up that up and possibly killing
us all. Now that's kind of a plan.
Speaker 2: Bay.
Speaker 1: If anybody has any better ideas, and he.
Speaker 5: Will like he will make sure he's holding onto the
bomb bag. Say feel free to let them buy I'm
holding onto this baby, all right.
Speaker 4: My intention to run for office common knowledge?
Speaker 1: Did you tell anybody?
Speaker 3: I thought? I'll bring it up. I was looking for
a wasn't listening to you? All right, Well, I'll.
Speaker 4: Bring it up so that you know if you need
a better plan.
Speaker 3: Here it is.
Speaker 5: He's written vote for me on his chest with lipstick.
Speaker 1: Would be spondeds to cat of nine tails. Listen to
my chest please just kind of whip me to like vote.
Speaker 3: Give me liberty and I'll give you.
Speaker 1: Wonder Okay, that's not a plan, you realize, that's just
you might be having a stroke.
Speaker 4: Look, if we could replace one of the hacks as mayor,
then a job done.
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, very ethically. Democracy is a wonderful thing.
Can we do that immediately or do we need to
set up an office somewhere or this might take some
time to build up your cabinet. Uh, well, here's the
thing right now. Uh, the sense of urgency is just
kind of like what it's is, what's in the air.
This sister wants her sister's dead. But you basically have
all night because she's gonna have to sneak back to
their layer before dawn. So if you want to do
something tonight, now is the night. Try to run us
out for time you might you might have. You have
a chance of doing that.
Speaker 5: Joelstra I hate to be the moog in the room,
but you stand a much better chance of becoming Maya.
If the incumbent Maya is dead.
Speaker 3: Well, moog is here to get to listen to you.
You realisten.
Speaker 6: The moog is in the room.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is.
Speaker 6: There Pardon me, but is there anything on this sex
tower table that Cloudie can steal everything?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Dang, there's nothing in here that you could. I mean,
so we've got paddles, tongs, another set of tongs, handcuffs,
more restraints, leather whips. Move your over because your things
are in the way. Oh yeah, whatever, this really painful
thing is. Yeah, you get that, you know, the little
like the full potty spike massage for sure.
Speaker 5: Democracy and Chlode is just shoving a bag full of dildas.
Speaker 6: These are useful.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you can take everything.
Speaker 6: I can think of eight or nine uses right now.
Speaker 1: It's not nailed down. Uh do be for ever, Drew,
would you be so kind as to give me? If
you guys are trying to get to the Mayor's mansion,
would be doing it stealthfully or just expediently.
Speaker 5: I think the time for stuff is gone. It's time
for Now's the time for decisive political action.
Speaker 3: Is not kabar the quiet?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. If I'm not trying to steer them towards
the Mayor's mansion, I'm trying to steer them toward the runes,
because I think the Mayor's mansion is a waste of time.
Speaker 1: Well, she wants to check on the mayor to see
if there's any defenses in place, and she wants to
have a talk because she's determined, like this has been
happening for days now, and the sheriff's useless. So the
next step up will be because she was going from
cop to cop the cops uses. Now she's gonna be
the bureaucrat.
Speaker 3: So I was there.
Speaker 2: Do I know that the mayor is the hag? I
saw them shift out of their identities.
Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, you do know that.
Speaker 2: Oh well, then I will convey that the mayor is
the hat. If the mayor is a hag, and I definitely.
Speaker 1: Want to get to the mayor's office because they're gonna
have some kind of information that I need.
Speaker 2: Okay, then we'll we will bolt our asses there.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're gonna you're going to basically run through
kids because I'm not gonna make you fight your way
through the kids that are in the streets in the town.
You're smart enough to like get around them, but quick
enough to get up to basically get around the outskirts
of the town and up the hill to the mayor's mansion.
Claudia and stand as you two are the two closest
to the window facing out, give me perception checks to
see if you notice, uh Cobert leading a trio of
people up the hill towards the mansion. Clods being pretty industrious,
right now, that is true? Well, you know what you
were like, You've got a pretty good I thought you
saw something in the corner of your eye. You definitely
saw something, But you also saw these like whips and
tassels and nipple tassels. But Stan with a twenty three
eagle eyed old man, you spot Cobert leading an amar
and two dwarfs.
Speaker 4: Twenty three deception.
Speaker 1: Oh deception, that's my mistake.
Speaker 5: Sorry, my mistake. I can't actually see anymore.
Speaker 1: All right, average, we're gonna go with We're gonna go
with Claudia's eighteen, which is still pretty goddamn good. So Claudia,
the first time she's stolen a shipload of dill dos.
This isn't your first rodeo, and it won't be the last.
Speaker 6: This is gonna save us all.
Speaker 1: Just wait, just you wait. Well, Claudia amidst amidst your
sex toy thievery, you do see what looks like Cobert
leading a trio of people. One seems to be an
amr with golden skin, and two dwarves up the hill
towards the mayor's mansion.
Speaker 6: All right, she'll nudge Stan and since heye, because she'll
assume he can't hear or see very well, tell him
what's going on, you seem correctly.
Speaker 5: Also, I was just looking at you stuffing dildos into
a bag. Well, well that's a thing.
Speaker 6: Now she'll point out the window with a wobbly dildo.
Speaker 2: The only way information should be passed along in this game, ever, Yes,
with a wobbly dildo.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm definitely looking at what she's pointing at.
Speaker 1: If anything, that's how you get grocer of like hald action.
It's like that screwed the little the little stick teachers
used to use. The point of the watch is just
a big floppy dog bruce leafing like, look not at
the dildo, but to wear the dildo points It might
be a bit of beyond is like philosophically. But then
we'll look out the window. This is a good thing,
I guess, ah, reinforcements, and then oh this is a
bad thing. Aha, it's the woman who wants to kill us.
You do recognize that is the cop who uh definitely
was like put out the put out the money to
come and find those responsible for the death of the
green Tree family.
Speaker 3: Moog will wander over while while still holding that like
you know that new hand his stump, waiting for it
to finally graft, and be like, well, good do we
have reinforcements? And if certain people happen to not survive fight,
well that would be shame.
Speaker 6: Claudia would like to really quickly take the pair of
handcuffs and slap them on Moog's arm, one on the
arms stump and one on the the hand and see
if it can she can attach it really quickly.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're mate, give me one, give me a
slide a hand rolls the sea.
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 5: We had a perfect opportunity to graft a graft a
dildo onto move some all right, so.
Speaker 1: Moove, give me a perception check and beat an eighteen.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that's not gonna happen. It's not a
tack roll.
Speaker 1: No, this is to see if he notices this.
Speaker 3: Help move Rosa thirteen does not?
Speaker 1: You do not notice her slipping? Okay? Now describe exactly
what you're doing, Claudia.
Speaker 6: She's just trying to make it so that the hand
will not get too far away from the stump.
Speaker 1: So it's like a little so you're trying to try
to like fas sleep. Okay, So over the false hand
and the stump, you are attaching handcuffs, got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are these handcuffs like the pink, fuzzy kind. I like
to think it's like when your mom used to like
clip your mittens to your coat. So even though they
would dangle there.
Speaker 3: For the second. I'm not sure how you do not
notice this, but.
Speaker 1: Because you're painted, you're thinking about murdering up the cop
while you're looking out the window.
Speaker 3: Clearly anything about murdering. I just said we're heading into
a battle, and happened.
Speaker 1: In battles, cops get murdered. I met the cops. It
just happened. It just happens sometimes, all right, Drew, give
me Gippy a perception check with Cobert, please.
Speaker 2: Cabar gets a twenty two.
Speaker 1: You see three idiots staring out the window your back
at show. One of him is waving a dilda. One's
waving a dil though it's like a pink fluffy U.
Speaker 2: Barely known associates who hired me there.
Speaker 1: He has a passive perception of seventeen, so she kind
of she glances up there as well and happens to
notice it.
Speaker 2: So, uh, I can assume the hags are probably there
because those idiots can't get away from trouble.
Speaker 1: So do you wave for them?
Speaker 3: Do you like?
Speaker 1: Are you just like wave?
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 2: I guess I'll wave back.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, and what do you dude?
Speaker 5: I gotta be really offended if he didn't wave back.
Speaker 2: I got I'm gonna wave and then kind of like
shrug my shoulders like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Move? Will turn to his to his companion, what what?
What are its? Is that horseman has sold us out
to authorities?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Boog, you tell me you you selling
us out? Motherfucker. I think we've all sold each other
out just in like the past half an hour. Okay,
so I see you guys.
Speaker 3: Moog apologizes if did better top than party leader of
funding this expedition showed my like socker coins.
Speaker 5: Look, we've all had we've had a hectic couple of minutes.
It's been wild, But uh, I do remember the technically move.
You're not just innocent, man, you're a hero. Now, as
long as we just pretend that's the case and not
somebody who will you know, duck out of a child
slavery situation for a couple of gold pieces, you motherfucker,
then we should be fine.
Speaker 1: Then the back of greenhouse, like you can have the
kids back. I don't want them. Those are the sisters,
one of them. You can be wonderful. You're the nicest
hag I've ever met. I want to go free. That's
my deal with these two, both both Jorceer and Mover
made a deal with me. I get to live, I
get to leave a great Okay, that's reasonable. The kids
go free, we keep the money. Everyone's happy. You can.
You can even take my cart. I don't care. It's
it's a free cart. I'm just going to go. You
shouldn't want to have the cup thing first, you could
have it. I don't care. Now, there is a lot
of cocaine that's not technically illegal, but it's not exactly.
Speaker 5: Legal legal, So well if we just find it in
a cut and you.
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, oh I do love the image of you
all looking at the cops running towards you and then
looking behind the just a mountain of cocaine. Well, boys,
I think we knew what this is gonna have to do.
Speaker 1: Okay, so h yeah, I guess I want to really
clarify this.
Speaker 5: I don't know what a hag is going to do,
but I will suggest it's like this. This Paladin's pretty
full on with the whole just this thing. You might
want to shape shift into somebody who isn't an evil
hag or something, or.
Speaker 3: We will point out that this town is not the
same as previous time we came from, and we are deputies,
so technically our Jewish diction supersedes that of angry paladin.
Speaker 1: Woman, move you, horrible genius. You are not wrong.
Speaker 5: He's technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
Speaker 1: All right, she will shape shift into pink Rita. I'll
move her over here to the corner of the map,
and she's like, I'm just crazy merchant pink Rata. Don't
anybody hurt me. Okay, I'm we're all on the same page.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm updating my campaign promises. I'm adding a
cocaine steak in every pot.
Speaker 1: All right, we g grab those guys from the night
you're not in the sheriff station. Where'd I put you?
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 1: You were in the Adventures Guild. I believe, yes, I
had to find that map.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: All right, So you guys, the people in the mansion
and the Sex Tower, you do hear the front door opening,
so and people are coming up the stairs now, and
now's your chance if there's anything you want to say
before they get there. Now is the time. Good talk?
Speaker 4: Ye Are there people outside like regular citizens?
Speaker 1: Uh no, they're hiding inside that you do outside the window,
you do see like kids just being like those just
based the mass. Kids like wreaking havoc like they do
every night. They run around, they play, they laugh, they
bang on doors, they attack people if they're out in
the streets, you know, flaming dog shit, that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: So those probably aren't the votes I'm after.
Speaker 1: So probably not okay. So in comes Inspector Riggs, a
very familiar ranger that you never bribed a Dwarf. Dwarf
priesss and Mister the Expedience right on their heels.
Speaker 3: Then they look innocent, totally innocent.
Speaker 2: Greetings near strangers who I began working with only a
few short days ago, as their higher messages. How fair
are you? I see you successfully escaped the hags as well.
Did you fetch help to.
Speaker 3: Hello best friend and blood brother, kep. Do you need
a dildough you count on your votes?
Speaker 2: No to both, but thank you for the offer.
Speaker 5: What a terrible room to walk into.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Inspector rigs. She's just like she's seen
it all before. She's like, uh huh, del does got
it all right? You you're the Moog?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: You kill those dwarves? Are you killed those elves?
Speaker 3: What elves?
Speaker 1: The elves of the green tree? We have we have
the child who uh fingered you. Now that I've got
your description, Moog is assuming that the news did not
reach you, that that sewer turtles. She runs up to
you and puts your hand out. You're a goddamn hero.
How did you know they were villainous? How did you
know they were they were murdering all these people in
their house. We found the basement. We know that we
we know you came back and helped. I know you
tried to do undercover. My men aren't the brightest, but
I got all the information, and I know that you
and this crew came in and helped solve. Thank you.
She puts her hand out.
Speaker 2: Thanks blood.
Speaker 3: Brother Moog will take it and be like, always have
a let's just say move always have a feeling about
evil elves.
Speaker 1: Tinged to Bridge of his notice and said, Jesus fucking Christ,
thanks to your help, we found them, and I'm sorry.
I'm sorry what happened to the turtles though they were
we heard good things about they were helping to solve crime.
But when we got to the scene, they were slaughtered.
Uh something something toward the turtles apart. I didn't see that,
we did we do you know nothing about that?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay? I was like, I don't think we killed
the turtles.
Speaker 6: I didn't see that in my turtle ball viewer.
Speaker 2: That was oh those noble heroes groomily.
Speaker 1: Something ripped them apart. We don't know what it was.
It had it had the tracks were like it didn't
really have feet. It was like these stumps. Something walking
around on stumps, and it just tore them apart, brutally, viscerally, angrily. Well,
I have been trying to track it down. But something
escape from the sewers, something kind of monster. It came
out of the ooze pile.
Speaker 3: So so you're saying that something shredded the turtles.
Speaker 1: All right, what's the opposite of advantage? You get disadvantaged
on your next No, that's actually pretty good. I'm a
pretty good Yes, something shredded them. But it was like
it was like violent, like just grab your arms and
pull you apart, limb from limb rending. It was disgusting. Uh,
my men are still investigating.
Speaker 4: A chimp amputee.
Speaker 1: It it was gorilla like almost all right, So what's
the situation so clearly if you're the one who knew
since the evil mister Moog, what's the situation here? What's
going on?
Speaker 3: Well? We we we have done good job of solving mystery.
There are hags backet ruins that that we need to
kill and then everything will be fine. And who's that
lady in the back.
Speaker 1: Oh that's just crazy crazy Yeah on the merging pink read,
I'm hot and up here.
Speaker 4: My name's Dorser. The sorcerer would.
Speaker 1: As your dick out, put your clothes back on you,
shake mine hand. Listen, lady, you can't come into a
sex tower and stop talking about who has that dick out? Okay, yes,
you have the power.
Speaker 2: Here of all of the places to try and like
not draw attention. Pink readA had the absolute unbelievable luck
to be standing in the same room as georcer or
the fucking sorcer.
Speaker 1: It took her, took a few minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, shake your hand and babies.
Speaker 1: She blinks at you a few times and she turns back. Moog,
mister Moog, is is he part of your team?
Speaker 3: He barely known acquaintance.
Speaker 1: You are here is a politician that should tell you
everything you need to know. Okay, she blinks a few times. Okay, Okay.
So mister Cobert tells me there are hags in this
in this vicinity. He said, there's about a couple hours away.
There's a cave. His children filled me in on a
little bit of stuff. What's what's give me the lowdown,
what's going on?
Speaker 3: Well, pointing out the magic circle. Yes, they are, okay,
a couple hours away, or there are two steps away.
Speaker 1: We have an in into the hag. Last is this
is this how the kids come in?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're currently unguarded. They are holding some children hostage,
but in a different room. I think we can get
in there. Hit them hot, hit them fast, shut them
the meaning of democracy, dream the childhood. Oh, you've rarely
sucking ruined my campaign. Pitch dad, buddy, mister the Sorcerer,
would you be so conscious to stand over the next
to the civilian miss miss Pink Creator and put some
clothes on you. You are really distracting.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 7: I thought this was America, America.
Speaker 1: We will believe in the little something called freedom of expression.
Uh she she Actually the cop has put her hand
on your shoulder. Excuse me, but you Uh, it's not
technically legal, but we will have to levy a fine
against you for the slaughtering of a koala and leaving
the remains behind. I can see the skin on your face.
We found the corpse in the uh, in the room.
Speaker 6: So when is that illegal?
Speaker 1: This is bullshit, Sad will say, yes, it was just
a koala.
Speaker 6: He was dead, when he was dead when I found
him under my arm, all right, give me some check.
Speaker 1: Couldn't talk or anything.
Speaker 2: And it's a little weird that in this world of
wanton slaughter killing koalas from still.
Speaker 1: Not half a koala. I'm say you're wearing it on
your face. So it's like this is not going well
for you. I mean, this is an oath of vengeance paladed.
You know, it's like the reasoning.
Speaker 6: By this point does it resemble a koala ish?
Speaker 1: It's been a few days, so kind of like a
leather face thing going on. But he's kind of a
leather face thing going on. But like, yes, unless I
here's the thing, if you claim some druidic rights or
something like that, you might have a shot.
Speaker 5: But stan will say, is like, yes, fair enough, officer.
She didn't know that was an endangered definitely an animal
and not anything else. She's an amateur, Texted's and we
happily pay any fine warranted to not handling that correctly.
Speaker 1: It'll be one hundred and seventy five gold goes back
to the town of Galahad too. The money goes back
to the town proper, to the to the orphanages, and
to help those in the soup kitchen.
Speaker 5: So as it should. Gotta love those Offhans. Yeah, I'm
the proprietor of the establishment. It happened in a happy.
Speaker 3: Why did you run?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 1: Why did you get the stand? Pete John's Well, sometimes
you just got to keep these people on the feet.
You know, they drink a lot of booze, a lot
of cholesterol building up. We were coming in to investigate.
We wanted to know what was happening to the green tree.
We tracked them, tracked down the Mood person who we
thought was actually a suspect of murder, which turns out
he was a hero for killing them. Yes, unbelievable that
you would think them so the child made is. Let
me be absolutely clear, I did not want philanthrophy on
my premises. If these men were married, they should not
have been in my hall palace. My friend. Well, what
we wanted to know was mister Mood. Okay, clearly, we're
not going to go I assume we're going to attack
these these hags, but it's nighttime. I assume you all
want to I assume they're sleeping otherwise, that's why you're
just standing around up here.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, that we I mean, okay, we're in sex dungeon.
Speaker 1: So okay, this is why I recollect. I recommend everybody
takes short Everybody take this time to everybody takes a
short rest because when we go in there, like you said,
we're gonna go in there hard, We're gonna go in
there fast. So for over the next hour, ask me questions.
Speaker 5: He came to the rain for hot and fast.
Speaker 1: My friend Stan, you catch the dwarf Rangers like just
rolling his eyes like he's like he's he this is
the guy he wanted you to bribe and he got
suckered into being like he's like, oh God, damn it.
Speaker 5: Oh no, did you have to work for a living?
Speaker 1: Plump down there? Uh the priest. She she'll let everybody
know if you need any healing, let me know anything passive.
We take a short rest, you can use your like
obviously out of game, you can use your hit dice
to heal up yourselves back up, use some healing. Oh
you want to use her hit dice, or you want
to use her spells because if you want to come back,
you my needer spells later.
Speaker 3: What do you want? Let her use your spells.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's just trade this kid intationed. Lady Mook still
might murdered this cup, all right, so she will she
got cure wounds.
Speaker 3: So hand two tuned me twelve, all right, and I
guess I'll use I'll use a you hit hit dice
to bring myself right.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you take over the course of the next hour.
You guys, relax in the sex dungeon.
Speaker 2: However, ask mood real quick, what the fuck does an
unattuned magic hand.
Speaker 1: Do it currently hangs up his wrist by gifts.
Speaker 2: Is it just a fist? Is it like flopping around
all loosen ship?
Speaker 1: Does he get like a flail slap to his un attack?
Speaker 2: Is it like he sat on his hand so long
it went numb and he's just waiting for the feeling
to come back.
Speaker 1: That's actually that's that's face what it is because they
have it is and is and it is a magic
item that's in the Fatasha's cult room and everything. It
is a basically, it's just if you get a sever limb,
you can put this thing on and it becomes like
it acts as a replacement limb, but it does take
up an attunement slot.
Speaker 5: M m, well, it's lucky it's an actual hand and
not a black rubber fist, I guess.
Speaker 1: But it is like again, it's like it's the same
you had your left hand cut off, so it's you
have two right hands.
Speaker 2: Unless well, and one of his arms just has a
completely limp flopping hand the hole.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right.
Speaker 2: I wanted to establish that visual imagery like.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to attach it upside down so it faces
the right way. It's just the thumb will be upside down. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so your right hand thumbs up and your left
hand thumb is down. Your pinky's up so.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hopefully pink fuzzy handcuffs too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't think this is going to help us too
handed we attack, I think it's going to get very
confusing for everybody involved.
Speaker 1: A few practice swings.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've used all my short wrests, so.
Speaker 3: No, no, you don't.
Speaker 1: You can use another short rest. I mean, use all
your hit dice. You mean yeah, I've used all my
hat dice. All right, So yeah, the priest was short
do you uh, let me see the Riggs tells the
priest to save her spells. Rigs will come over and
do some layon palade and lay on hands. Well, might
be six down, so don't Okay, that's why she'll then
she'll give you six that she'll give you six points. Nice. Okay,
So I get my my limited spells back, my useless
bad spells excellent.
Speaker 2: Oh I get my wild ship back. Yep, that is nice.
Speaker 1: Now she wants to know, like so with the kid
who escaped from the fire. Did you set the fire
in the at the Elf village, at the Elf at
the crossers in it tap in, mister Moog, my client. Uh,
that does not quite remember the exact happening. It was
very stressful for him either the hard time. He's a hero.
That's just as the child escaped the fire unscathed when
we thought we originally thought he was just helpless. It
turns out he's a warlock who's under a patron with
a dark deity. And I think the parents are trying
they were practicing trying to kill. My investigation says that
the parents were trying to kill people to bring him back,
and they were practicing their dark arts on.
Speaker 5: You of one thing, without a hint of deception whatsoever.
If there is an Elf child out there, Moog, we'll
find it.
Speaker 1: I'm just to worry about this. We had we have
him in a safe house. We originally thought he was
a witness. Now we realized he's he's part of the problem.
He's part he is he might have had something to
do with the parents.
Speaker 3: Uh, into unsafe house.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll handle that.
Speaker 6: Did you say the parents the parents were trying to
kill the child? What what monsters would kill a.
Speaker 1: Child, Well, they were Apparently this kid made a deal
with a demon and became some kind of like dark warlock,
and the parents thought the only way to get the
demon out was to kill the kid and bring him back,
so they kept apparently they kept killing travelers to try
to bring him back to practice before they did it
on their kid.
Speaker 3: Staying it was nice, relaxing time. Moog and toy has
stayed that his stay there, you know, left left at
night might have like you know, like lit torch. Oh no, nos,
maybe maybe maybe maybe embers from Torch might have landed
when Moog wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1: Okay, you keep in mind, like the more you talk,
it's like she can smell she can smell bullshit. And
the more you lie that you be careful. So what
you're trying to say, that's truth.
Speaker 3: Moo Moog had a good time there.
Speaker 1: Okay, all that rings true because she's like because she
can put down a zone of truth on you, so.
Speaker 3: She welcome to try move fleshes Moogle flashes badge. It's
like the zone of truth might be illegal in the
in in town where we have jurisdiction.
Speaker 5: I would say I should warn you. It's highly just
for your own good. Don't put his zone of truth
down anywhere. And a jostra, for fox sake, that's a
rabbit hole. You don't need to put your fist in.
Speaker 1: Lady, Hey Bob, does George ever put his clothes on?
Or is he just still stay in their naked.
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: I'll put on a little bit of clothes.
Speaker 3: Move back on.
Speaker 1: Are you looking for a new outfit in your back
of clothing? Because you still the clothes bag. I don't
know if you're like looking for some new outfits or not.
Speaker 4: Do I have my old dorocerer clothes?
Speaker 2: My th?
Speaker 1: Those melted off in the the uh the vat of
do when you wash your cockering?
Speaker 2: So I just realized Drocer is constantly naked and inappropriate.
Where's a mumu? And is generally disgusting. He's fantasy Steven Seagal.
Speaker 1: Oh no on this podcast.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm gonna put on? A scarf?
Speaker 1: Just a go? Is it around your neck, around your dangle.
Speaker 2: Big weird floppy carrot u, a big old du the
who's scuff?
Speaker 1: I will ask you to put something addressed?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, there are there are children present whether they're possessed
or not. So would be so please be so kind
as to put on some some clothing that is not
that is halfway modest. You had the lady dresser put
on another scuff.
Speaker 3: Well I will.
Speaker 4: I'll take a pair of pants and wrap them around
my neck as well.
Speaker 1: She hangs her head a little. Fine, fine, I think
it looks very decent. I've seen him west your so
your deputies here there? So are all your deputies?
Speaker 3: Are just you?
Speaker 1: Mister Moog.
Speaker 3: We fought the law and we won.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that's supposed to mean. Why would
you fight the police?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: We've reason and logic is how we fought them. And
the sheriff came to the conclusion that we would hold
the best position to be deputies in this town.
Speaker 1: Because he's a useless drunk. Okay, got it? Well, yeah,
all right, so as members of that law.
Speaker 5: I didn't invent the system. I'm just benefit from it.
It's fine.
Speaker 1: The dwarf priest will come over. At least try to
put a bed sheet around jorcerer. Could you lease?
Speaker 3: Speaking of members?
Speaker 1: All right, give me a persuasion, roles. It's been a while.
She's a dwarf.
Speaker 3: You're in a room, all right. I need to get
votes while I can.
Speaker 2: I'm not with sure. The implication of dwarves is.
Speaker 1: There if they love man who look like them. De
lauise in the.
Speaker 4: News, Georgia are old the twelve.
Speaker 1: Ah, she wouldn't say, no, you've just found a private place.
Speaker 3: We gotta gotta.
Speaker 5: I was asking for a bride. No, the range river
was I was gonna say. I know that would be
not easily bribed. I would have I would.
Speaker 3: Have went for it. I will whisper votes er.
Speaker 1: You whispered in her out louder, in her mind.
Speaker 4: Out loud. I need, I need as many people to
hear it as possible.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's true. It's performative, and I am.
Speaker 4: She blushes pretty smooth, right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she blushes.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: So we have how much time is left in this episode?
Let's see here, all right, we're actually brought the fifty
minute mark. Okay, so the short the short rest is over.
Does everybody know what they want to do? Everybody have
a battle strategy. They like to because, like you told her,
you go through here and you teleport to the hags. Right,
I've got one. It's like, okay, I've still I'll pat
my satchel. I've still got all the Plan B here. Okay, Claudia,
I'd like to upgrade this to a Plan B plus. Kid,
you let me borrow your sack of dildos?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 6: Can I keep one?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: You know, after I've done this, many of them may
be reusable. I promise I'll reimburse you for.
Speaker 6: Those which are fine.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, trust me. If this doesn't work and we
all die, we're going out in the most hilarious way possible.
Speaker 6: Here take them, thank you.
Speaker 1: And Stan will put his bag of magic missile ones
and add the bag of dildos like a silencer, I guess,
but a silence, I thought. I thought, Okay, so are
you trying to create like a turducan of dildos and wants?
Like so it's like the wand's gonna shoot magic and dildos.
Speaker 2: This is it's a clay war with the dildos as.
Speaker 5: The Yeah, okay, so like if a shotgun was reimagined
by AI.
Speaker 3: Crime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a grapevine shot from a cannon. I'm
totally understanding with These are just stuff like horseshoes and
chain and ship yeah, uh, Claudie to your favorite, roll
me a d roll me like it's just a d ten. Okay, Yeah,
just want me a d ten.
Speaker 2: Imagine being the paladin who dies in the explosion and
to explain that to your god.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: So I was like, so I was gonna give you
like seven dilldos plus whatever you rolled. So, okay, so
you've got ten dildos, a bag of ten dildos, and
a wand with six magic missiles wants. I believe that's right?
Speaker 3: All right? Good?
Speaker 2: Shifting to eight form f y I before we go
through the portal problem, somebody tell these hacks to cover
their faces in genitals.
Speaker 1: If I could shove the monkey into the delta sec
as well, I gotta create the ultimate weapon, all right.
Speaker 3: Let's see here.
Speaker 1: I'm scared of monkeys.
Speaker 6: Genitals will be safe.
Speaker 3: All right, Drew.
Speaker 1: Here, I believe this is I have become deaf defiler
of welts.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: So they taking some test swings that look like they
might be crotch level, all.
Speaker 1: Right, so she asked, So she'sid, Okay, what's the layout?
Where we going? What does this? Where does this please?
Teleports too?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Monkey? Every time.
Speaker 3: We teleport two hag bedroom and kill sleeping hags. Pretty simple.
Speaker 1: Hopefully that's still asleep. That would be ideal to the
hag bedroom.
Speaker 3: Okay, and we have with some good authority, there will
only be two hags. So hags be weak, we kill them,
We take hold, We take hold, Glory Town is saved,
and they love us forever.
Speaker 1: Comparison, there was three weaponter the third Oh Caba just miscounted.
Look at him, he's a monkey. He can't count for
shiit eighth noises. Give me the sception check. Well, he
is a monkey giving I think that's not what I'm taking.
Speaker 2: I actually picked a good time to turn into an
epe because now I can't be across the deniability.
Speaker 1: Will just bite your cross. Oh shit, show she is not.
Speaker 2: A natural twenty.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. It's just fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a plus seven.
Speaker 1: It is a natural twenty, So natural twenty.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Let me let me roll her insight just against it,
just just too.
Speaker 2: That's where it doesn't make it glow like it used to.
Speaker 1: Sixteen. Okay, so yeah, she believes you.
Speaker 5: I almost sip pink greta a wink she is.
Speaker 3: It's convinced that Cobar can't count.
Speaker 1: Well, No, everyone's now convinced. Quebec that was what about
my How did I have my warlock?
Speaker 3: Hag?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: So okay, uh okay, I guess that was wrong. I
thought that he said there was three. I guess only
two hacks. Okay, fine, okay. They're supposed to be brutal,
they're supposed to be strong. So we'll get in there
and get in there quick. All right, So is everybody ready?
Speaker 2: Ape noises and a thumbs up.
Speaker 5: Stand will somehow cock his dildo cannon.
Speaker 3: Moog will give orphans Splitter a few test swings with
his now upside down left hand.
Speaker 1: Give me a performance check. Let's find out a week
roll to Dutch. I want to hang on, I want
to back. I recommend every back up a little bit
so he practices. He's got a nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 3: All right. You know what? Actually I have a nigga
one that's a natural twenty natural? What you got? This shit?
You like?
Speaker 1: The hand works exactly like it is meant to.
Speaker 3: You're good? Now?
Speaker 1: Did you also attune to your oh, chorcer? Did you
take this time to attunes? Did you get the safety pants?
Speaker 4: Safety pants?
Speaker 3: I forgot about them.
Speaker 1: Is that all he's wearing around his neck wearing a
one of his pants? He actually has to wear them
as pants if he wants to attune to them.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I guess I could do that.
Speaker 1: Okay. So you're wearing the safety pants on a scarf,
so you look like a Chippendale's Yeah that so that
sounds about right?
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, and I'm I definitely attuned to my boots
of walking all over you.
Speaker 1: You got the boots of walking all over you?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: You have the thin Did you get the third pair
of pants? You just never gave me to one because
there was safety pants, the flash pants, you have the items.
Speaker 3: Is just you just okay? Do you give me? Yeah?
Got it? All right?
Speaker 1: All right, So as you all get ready to jump in,
this is where we're gonna end this episode. We're ready
to hop in and start this fight against the two
hags who have been oppressing West Cherry. And that's where're
gonna leave this episode of the Dicey Bashards, picking up
with a big old battle and see exactly what happens.
Thank you all so much for joining us on behalf
of Emily Kaplan, Rick Waalterierry stand whether or Drew Hayes,
Robert Bevin.
Speaker 3: I'm M. K.
Speaker 1: Gibson. We're the Dicey Bastards and you've been great.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm glad this time gibbe this time by everybody, producer,
vote for time. You've been listening to Dicey Bastards both
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Speaker 6: No genitals will be safe.