Speaker 1: This is extra this is podcast extra time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's just uh for.
Speaker 1: Those of you who have who have wasted your time
Speaker 1: watching a team that obviously wasn't any fucking good.
Speaker 2: Hey, look like fucking West Slice of High School could
Speaker 2: have beaten them yesterday, Mike, God were they awful? Awful?
Speaker 2: Just not But but Belgium has a terrific defense. But
Speaker 2: you are sure.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Trump was really happy he went to the
Speaker 1: fucking matt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I look bad after all that shit, right that
Speaker 2: look bucking you motherfuckers. I went and now they pulled
Speaker 2: so many.
Speaker 1: Fucking strings to get this guy who's not really American,
Speaker 1: to let him play in the American team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now now I want Now he's off.
Speaker 1: I want all I want all of them off. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. We get Kenny back in the control.
Speaker 2: Room seven sixteen. It's kind of like a rain delay
Speaker 2: if you think.
Speaker 1: About seven minutes twenty five seconds of extra time. But
Speaker 1: ken Wood seems to be He's focused. I've never seen
Speaker 1: him so intense. Look at this. Yeah, wo wow, multiple angles.
Speaker 1: Now he's giving oh whoa look at this? Oh you
Speaker 1: see the dogs at the door, dogs trying to break
Speaker 1: in Okay, So the fifteen times I asked him if
Speaker 1: he had a mic in front of him, he said, no.
Speaker 2: It's backwards.
Speaker 1: Does he think that is he think that's does he
Speaker 1: think that's a dildough?
Speaker 2: It is backwards blocking him too.
Speaker 1: I guess he's not going to use that mic if
Speaker 1: he's using his computer, because he's not going to how
Speaker 1: to plug that mic yet.
Speaker 2: Up again, but a very quick first step. Ken would
Speaker 2: says he peaked in tenth grade. I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I think I think eighth might have been his best year.
Speaker 1: It soundalyzed. You have his career stats. Can you call
Speaker 1: up grade Ken, it's eighth grade.
Speaker 2: Stats my basketball? I'd say about thirteen for thirteen games.
Speaker 2: I think about that. Yeah, possibly his.
Speaker 1: Peak, his peak spitball velocity was eighth grade. He could
Speaker 1: go from one end of the cafeteria to the other
Speaker 1: at like thirty thirty five miles an hour on a
Speaker 1: high quality spitball. Yeah, actually, you think spitball probably trial, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably about right.
Speaker 2: Right. Sure, you gotta take a curvature of the earth,
Speaker 2: the wind velocity or.
Speaker 1: The wind in that cafeteria. Yeah, you take that into account.
Speaker 2: And uh boy, they can go far if you do
Speaker 2: it right? Didn't didn't you get somebody in the mouth
Speaker 2: at one I figured in.
Speaker 1: The mouth Billy tumor. I haven't thought he shut the
Speaker 1: tuna in the mouth. He killed the tuna with a spitball.
Speaker 1: Not a lot of people know that story, but deep
Speaker 1: concentration might have been, Oh we got multi Ken's did now,
Speaker 1: this is going to be great. We're gonna have a multipath.
Speaker 1: But can he can he hear us on either one?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Yes, you hear us on your computer.
Speaker 3: When you want something done right, you get rid of
Speaker 3: fucking Apple using real fucking PC.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait a second, close out that Apple closed that.
Speaker 1: Close that out?
Speaker 2: I did, but it's.
Speaker 1: Still showing up on the fucking screen. I don't know
Speaker 1: why you're frozen. Okay, we don't worry about it. If
Speaker 1: that's not you, that's fine, We're not.
Speaker 3: Here's one here that I'm frozen, but I'm yeah.
Speaker 1: Close that out, the one you're frozen on. He's getting
Speaker 1: to close out the good one.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Okay, just leave it. I don't care.
Speaker 2: About It's fine, that's okay, yeah, fuck it. Sorry about okay, folks.
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Speaker 1: That was great. You can't do double plugs. A double plug.
Speaker 4: If you guys aren't on it, get on it.
Speaker 2: Gotcha? Wow?
Speaker 1: The double plug following the ten minute rain delay.
Speaker 2: Well, it's outstanding.
Speaker 1: That's the way to start. That's the way to start
Speaker 1: a show, because you got to weed out the listeners
Speaker 1: that aren't committed right in the beginning. And so the
Speaker 1: two to three thousand people that listened for thirty seconds
Speaker 1: and what the fuck is this? And then got rid
Speaker 1: of it that they're not real. You know, several followers
Speaker 1: of the show, they're.
Speaker 2: Not Can I do something?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, I don't know technology, But
Speaker 3: why do we go live before we have our technology
Speaker 3: set up properly.
Speaker 1: To fuck with you know, we normally wouldn't, but we
Speaker 1: were finding such entertainment as you and arena were going
Speaker 1: back and forth and ship we just said, let me
Speaker 1: decided to go. Although it's not.
Speaker 3: We's got some fucking different pairs of that's unacceptable.
Speaker 1: She probably didn't negotiate the price on any of.
Speaker 2: Those very It's a lot of material, a lot of responsible.
Speaker 1: There's instruments, well not necessarily negotiable, but you can find it.
Speaker 1: You can find a sale. Now, I think I know
Speaker 1: the answer to this question is going to be no.
Speaker 2: But let's see.
Speaker 1: Did Kenwood watch the US men's soccer team last we watched?
Speaker 2: I would say, I would say Kenny watched about twenty
Speaker 2: minutes of it and got disgusted and walked away. I've
Speaker 2: got to.
Speaker 3: Tell you I made a post on Facebook two or
Speaker 3: three days ago and said, you know why, I understand
Speaker 3: now why Americans, you know where soccer never took off,
Speaker 3: because it's fucking boring. And then I said today I
Speaker 3: made another post and I said, I had the USA
Speaker 3: soccer team had one more shot on goal than I
Speaker 3: did last.
Speaker 4: Night, So you tell me how to.
Speaker 1: Actually, I don't think I think that had to hit
Speaker 1: a guy in the other team's head in order to
Speaker 1: actually be on goals. So does that even count as
Speaker 1: a shot on goal.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know, you know, in all honesty, I
Speaker 3: actually about two days ago started getting a little bit
Speaker 3: into it because it was the only thing to watch
Speaker 3: on TV. And I did watch. I actually watched a
Speaker 3: couple full ninety some one minute games.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And that's tough to do. It's tough to.
Speaker 4: Try, you know. I tried. Had nothing else to do.
Speaker 4: You know, I was laying in bed by myself, and you.
Speaker 2: Know, I watched it.
Speaker 3: I got to tell you if it's if it's World Cup,
Speaker 3: I can understand, okay, you know, but if.
Speaker 4: This is Texas playing Louisiana, I'm not saying to a
Speaker 4: fucking soccer game. Who couldn't I couldn't kill less?
Speaker 2: Well, I know a lot of it is soccer.
Speaker 4: That's something that's.
Speaker 2: That it adds to it. Yeah, but think about soccer.
Speaker 2: I like the game, but I don't enjoy watching it
Speaker 2: for an hour and a half. It's too long. It's
Speaker 2: but you know, you come across a game yesterday where
Speaker 2: America looked like shit and got destroyed, but then this
Speaker 2: morning you got Lionel Messi, maybe the best guy ever
Speaker 2: to should have winning Golan and Argentina wins three to
Speaker 2: two after they were down to nothing. So you have
Speaker 2: these moments that are very exciting, but yesterday with USA
Speaker 2: and Belgium, we just got destroyed. Well.
Speaker 3: I also, I said to somebody on Facebook, if if
Speaker 3: our goalie played for the Colombian team, he'd been shot already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd be hung right right.
Speaker 3: They would have shot that guy, believe because drufus that
Speaker 3: was That was the worst play I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: The turf tone when he hit the dirt, the grass
Speaker 2: instead of the ball. How horrible.
Speaker 3: He's got to go home and his wife, his fucking
Speaker 3: wife or girlfriend there in Paris. They can't even stay
Speaker 3: with him anymore.
Speaker 2: You know that turf dont kick happens in soccer, but
Speaker 2: not with professionals on that level.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never really, like, I can't think of a
Speaker 1: sport that you that maybe maybe tennis, maybe golf a
Speaker 1: little bit, but where you watch a professional and you
Speaker 1: see professionals get so nervous that they can't perform, and
Speaker 1: you know their ability is here when you're actually watching
Speaker 1: them perform at this kind of a level in real
Speaker 1: time because of nerves. But I've never seen it in
Speaker 1: a team sport. Where like an entire team looks like
Speaker 1: they are nervous as ship and can't do stuff they
Speaker 1: do every day. Yeah, I watched a few, A few
Speaker 1: I watched that, Actually, not a few. I watched every
Speaker 1: one of the their games, and I mean they didn't
Speaker 1: play this level of competition, but they played pretty good
Speaker 1: teams and they looked good. They that team last night
Speaker 1: didn't even resemble the team played in the other games.
Speaker 4: Think about it. They had one shot on goal and
Speaker 4: it was a free kick.
Speaker 2: I'm streaming in the room. I'm going to send it,
Speaker 2: shoult it. You got to give it. It can rebound
Speaker 2: off the goalie, off the off the crossbar. But they
Speaker 2: didn't shoot. They kept passing it back, passing it back
Speaker 2: twenty five passes of possession is boring?
Speaker 3: What other sport in the world, And maybe maybe I'm
Speaker 3: missing something here. Can you start watching a game at
Speaker 3: eight o'clock, go out for dinner, they come back and
Speaker 3: it's still zero zero, or you know, come back.
Speaker 4: In this one goal?
Speaker 2: I mean maybe hockey, but hockey, I'm not a big.
Speaker 4: Exciting there's fighting hit.
Speaker 3: First of all, they got to stop this fucking laying
Speaker 3: on the ground on the rolling like he lost the
Speaker 3: fucking limb and then you get up and you get
Speaker 3: up sprinting thirty seconds later.
Speaker 4: It's it's stupid.
Speaker 1: We have so many stupid rules.
Speaker 4: This gotta be this, that's gotta be a penalty.
Speaker 1: Well, but the penalties are so handing out fucking cards
Speaker 1: to people. And you get who can't keep a fucking clock?
Speaker 1: What sport can't keep time? And like so if play stops,
Speaker 1: you stop the fucking clock. You don't do this? We
Speaker 1: have eight minutes of extra time?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 2: I know? I don't like that.
Speaker 3: At the game, What's what game did I watch? I
Speaker 3: think it was the Brazil game. Brazil got beat by
Speaker 3: by Norway. And I gotta tell you, Norway, that blonde,
Speaker 3: that ugly good guy looks like a fucking fish, looks
Speaker 3: like right, that guy is a stud, that right stud.
Speaker 4: The way he runs down the field, people jump on him.
Speaker 4: He doesn't even sat flaps down. He's so strong and uh.
Speaker 3: And towards the end of the game, there was like
Speaker 3: six extra minutes, but then they gave him like ten minutes.
Speaker 2: It kept going because every time they stopped talking to
Speaker 2: the ref, get.
Speaker 3: A card and washed said like plus six, well, plus
Speaker 3: eight but they went plus ten.
Speaker 4: It was like they were giving Brazil a chance.
Speaker 1: He's the dumbest. The card thing is so dumb. It's
Speaker 1: a big part of the reason why everybody fakes these injuries.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And then this, we can't keep track of how much
Speaker 1: time is on the clock. And then this white like
Speaker 1: you sub, but once you're sub, you can't go back
Speaker 1: in the game. I can't have free fucking subs like
Speaker 1: you're doing every other I guess you're baseball. I guess
Speaker 1: you come out of the baseball game.
Speaker 2: You have to stay out. But you know the guy
Speaker 2: that not concerns me, but Belgium as a six foot
Speaker 2: four and striker. That guy's a beast. He can play
Speaker 2: soccer six foot four.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the amount of shit if we were
Speaker 1: on the fucking uh Belgian team, the amount of ship
Speaker 1: we'd have been blowing at the fucking Americans last night
Speaker 1: in the middle of that game. Out have been talking
Speaker 1: so much soccer trash to those guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they did it today. They said overturn this. After
Speaker 2: they won the won the game, they said to Trump,
Speaker 2: overturned this. And now the left depends on who people
Speaker 2: on the left who hate soccer, never watched it, are
Speaker 2: blaming Trump on social media for a loss, any excuse
Speaker 2: to blame Trump. It makes me hysterical. The guy did
Speaker 2: nothing but try to get the best player back in
Speaker 2: the field, and he sucked.
Speaker 1: And he shouldn't be on our fucking team to begin with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he shouldn't have got that red car. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of shooting ams in that sentence, but that's the.
Speaker 3: You know, I read something that that referee has been
Speaker 3: under investigation before for taking bribes or something, So he's
Speaker 3: a piece of ship to begin with. We got a
Speaker 3: president who stands up for the right of the USA team.
Speaker 3: We have the fucking liberals who I hate every fucking
Speaker 3: one of you. If you're listening, all right, liberals have
Speaker 3: something to study about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Trump's fault.
Speaker 4: How could you? How could you?
Speaker 2: Hey? Well, you know, you could have been like mom
Speaker 2: Donnie's wife and gone to a wellness retreat on the
Speaker 2: July fourth and not being America for our two hundred
Speaker 2: and fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 1: Islamic wellness retreat. What happens that in Islamic uh wellness retreat.
Speaker 2: They just threaten you with rocks they don't hit you
Speaker 2: with them. They're just like the almost country was that
Speaker 2: in Where does she do? She went to Majorca. I
Speaker 2: think to Spain. It's very exotic, very exotic. Yeah yeah, yeah, well,
Speaker 2: I mean these are these pieces of ship you got.
Speaker 2: You know, every week there's a new bunch of people
Speaker 2: talking shit. It's always Mark Ruffalo. Oh. Ted Dancing came
Speaker 2: out today at the other day talking shit about America,
Speaker 2: and it's like, you're, yeah, you have. Ted Dancer has
Speaker 2: been in like four syndicated TV shows. He's got so
Speaker 2: much money. Just fucking leave, man, just leave.
Speaker 4: S Walka came out, Yeah, a bunch.
Speaker 2: Of she I mean, do you think what America has
Speaker 2: allowed these people to amass in terms of wealth and
Speaker 2: power and fame and popularity, And you're gonna shit all
Speaker 2: over it the fuck out of here. Wait.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad that whatever my is in my feed
Speaker 1: and my circles that I did not get exposed to
Speaker 1: anything involving Ted Danson or oh yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker
Speaker 1: or anything they're coming out about.
Speaker 2: What about soccer? Yeah no, no, no, no, about.
Speaker 1: Trump getting involved.
Speaker 2: I mean just about America's two fifty. It was a
Speaker 2: couple of days ago, about the two and fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh, they just generally I hate America stuff coming from them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that kind of shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you know what, maybe Rosie wants to have
Speaker 1: a few people stay at her place. Maybe the compound
Speaker 1: can get bigger over there. And you don't fucking like
Speaker 1: it here.
Speaker 2: Leave. It's so simple.
Speaker 1: There's about fifteen million people that arrived in the last
Speaker 1: few years that you can take with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, there's daily flights every day in China, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela.
Speaker 2: Let just go. You got the body. You can live
Speaker 2: in big, big, beautiful homes over there. But now they stay.
Speaker 1: There, a big beautiful home in Iran. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think you can just hop a
Speaker 1: flight over the couple today.
Speaker 3: I was always I was always like a hot head,
Speaker 3: not hot head, but i'd say ship that I feel bad.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't mean, but I've gotten to be I've gotten
Speaker 3: to be nasty over the last couple of.
Speaker 4: Years with liberals.
Speaker 2: Don't point where.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I can say it on the air,
Speaker 4: but there are things I would.
Speaker 1: Do, don't say the things you would do.
Speaker 4: And I would, and I would have lunch two minutes later.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: No, that's see, that's the That's what liberals would do,
Speaker 1: is they they could actually think about doing horrible things. Look,
Speaker 1: they could feel good about Charlie Kirk's death the day later. Right,
Speaker 1: You're actually not capable of that, Kenny, don't do it
Speaker 1: in a second.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, line them the fuck up and don't
Speaker 3: tell anybody I did it.
Speaker 4: And you have a lot less, a lot less of them.
Speaker 2: I'm brothering on the street the other day. I hate them.
Speaker 3: I hate them at the anti American everything that pro
Speaker 3: pro everything you're not supposed to be pro. And the
Speaker 3: majority of them are pussies to begin and I just
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I get I can't help my anger.
Speaker 3: This is fake anger, anger, anger.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 1: I think we've evolved to the point where this should
Speaker 1: be a reality TV show. Why can't conservatives fight libs
Speaker 1: on TV? Why can't that be a show?
Speaker 2: That'd be great?
Speaker 1: He come up with, you know, some kind of format
Speaker 1: that makes it not just raw fighting, but you know,
Speaker 1: you do something where at the end of it, maybe
Speaker 1: you get to smack the other, you know, yeah, something
Speaker 1: where his violence is a component.
Speaker 2: You know what, it wouldn't work because the Liberals wouldn't
Speaker 2: win one match. It'ld be all one sided conservatives wild
Speaker 2: beat the shit out of him. I'm walking down the
Speaker 2: street the other day to the supermarket and some crazy
Speaker 2: black guy, you know, have homeless whatever. He's passing me,
Speaker 2: and there's an old lady behind me carrying two shopping bag.
Speaker 2: It's like seventy five years old. And I'm watching to
Speaker 2: see if he says anything stupid. And he said something
Speaker 2: stupid to me. I told him to go fuck himself,
Speaker 2: and the lady comes to me. I go, I was
Speaker 2: just watching to see if he's going to do some
Speaker 2: dumb to you. Said thank you so much. He didn't.
Speaker 2: I said, I know, but if he did, I would
Speaker 2: throw him in the street and killed him. And we
Speaker 2: started talking. I says, you know, La is over, it's gone.
Speaker 2: It used to be a nice place. It's disgusting. She goes, well,
Speaker 2: you know's fault that is? I go, ain't fucking Trump's
Speaker 2: fault if that's where you're getting at, and she starts
Speaker 2: walking away from me really quickly. I'm like, he has
Speaker 2: nothing to do with the homeless in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: Falls wrong with you not unture that Thomas fuck. Just
Speaker 4: knock her out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why try to protect her, you stupid bitch.
Speaker 1: Well, but but you didn't help her with her bags.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to walking she didn't get them
Speaker 2: chat shop bags of my own? What the fuck were
Speaker 2: gonna put them on the shoulders?
Speaker 1: Was by an eighty year old lady walking walking home
Speaker 1: with two fifty pound bags from fucking my Roger and.
Speaker 2: My own bags from Ralphs. I was walking my steps in, man, bitch,
Speaker 2: sure this.
Speaker 1: Is how fucked up this? I mean, I just I
Speaker 1: could do nothing but leve. I turn on the fucking
Speaker 1: news and the top three stories are about these just
Speaker 1: people who can't get over themselves. They have to get
Speaker 1: married and fucking Madison Square Garden. I'm watching that ship
Speaker 1: and then the US soccer team shipping the bread the bed,
Speaker 1: and then all this crap about where is Lebron gonna
Speaker 1: end up? I know who the fuck cares where Lebron
Speaker 1: ends up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we we had this, We had this issue where
Speaker 3: he left Cleveland.
Speaker 4: Yeah secret, where was he going to go?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Buck Kansas? As long as I don't come to the Knicks, Well,
Speaker 4: but it is.
Speaker 1: It's what's different now is back then, when he did
Speaker 1: the whole stupid decision thing and everything, it was, it
Speaker 1: was largely about money. He was going to be paid
Speaker 1: a ship ton of money, and it had to be
Speaker 1: a place he wanted to go. Now it's none of
Speaker 1: it is about money. He's willing to pay to play
Speaker 1: for the league minimum because he's made a billion dollars.
Speaker 1: He just wants to go somewhere to win another championship.
Speaker 1: So he wants to be the missing piece for a
Speaker 1: team to go win another championship.
Speaker 2: Don't you think the plan is always to go back
Speaker 2: to Cleveland where he began a little I mean, that's
Speaker 2: a story back ending.
Speaker 1: Maybe, but it's Cleveland. Who the fuck wants to go there?
Speaker 1: So so a lot of people are saying it's going
Speaker 1: to be Cleveland. I don't know it's going to be Cleveland.
Speaker 1: I look at what Philadelphia just did and go, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: A freaking good team. Now they got they got tough.
Speaker 1: Look at what Miami didn't go on.
Speaker 2: That's a fucking Philly got.
Speaker 1: Philly got what's his name from Boston?
Speaker 2: Uh, Jay Jayalen.
Speaker 1: Jaylen Brown Brown, and you know, and they already have
Speaker 1: Embiid and they already have Maxie. They get it.
Speaker 2: They and Bad's gotta stay healthy though.
Speaker 1: Washington's got a fucking team now. I mean, everybody in
Speaker 1: the East got good.
Speaker 2: Because the Knicks changed everything. People panicked people.
Speaker 1: It's amazing that you have this kind of activity immately
Speaker 1: postseason and free agent. But it's all going seemingly anyway.
Speaker 1: It's all going to stack Eastern Conference teams and make
Speaker 1: them better to wear that. I mean, next year, that's
Speaker 1: gonna be a fucking a team.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be tough.
Speaker 1: No team that's bad.
Speaker 4: Anybody who replaced rob what's it Robinson?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got Andre Drummonds. Yeah, you know, it's the
Speaker 2: same kind of ship. He's forty pounds heavy and they're
Speaker 2: basically the same stats. But the difference is the shop.
Speaker 1: But it's not the offensive rebounder that that No.
Speaker 2: It's not. They're like one offensive rebound apart. I look
Speaker 2: at their averagers and the thing about Robinson.
Speaker 1: Her career maybe, but not. I mean, Drummond is at
Speaker 1: the very end of his career. Mitch is still in
Speaker 1: the meat of his career.
Speaker 2: Mitch could play one through five. He could guard people
Speaker 2: on top of the sheet you can guard when byana.
Speaker 2: Drummer can't do that. But Mitch can't go to the
Speaker 2: free throw line and you know, hit twenty eight percent
Speaker 2: of his free throw. Drummer can hit forty. We'll see,
Speaker 2: but look they're no.
Speaker 1: Actually, Mitch hit about four. I'm drumming has to be
Speaker 1: much better than that, but it his career. It's unbelievable
Speaker 1: that you can't take any You should be able to
Speaker 1: take any human as long as you know they have there,
Speaker 1: any full strength human, and be able to explore different
Speaker 1: techniques to the point of getting them to be able
Speaker 1: to make seventy sixty five seventy percent of the free
Speaker 1: All it is is is you know, mastering the muscle
Speaker 1: memory and getting the movement down to make a fucking
Speaker 1: free throw. Believe, all those years in the the guy
Speaker 1: would have made twice the amount of money he's made
Speaker 1: if he could shoot a fucking free throw. How can
Speaker 1: you not learn? Why not go spend a week with
Speaker 1: Rick Barry? Is he dead now one of his sons?
Speaker 2: Whatever?
Speaker 1: Learn how to do the underhand fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a better guy. Have you ever heard a
Speaker 2: lethal shooter on Instagram?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: He coaches a lot of pros. This guy anywhere on
Speaker 2: the court forty feet you know, behind the backboard, he'll
Speaker 2: miss the first one or the soak that he goes,
Speaker 2: I got it now, and he'll hit like ten straight.
Speaker 2: He's had He's had a lot of pros come visit
Speaker 2: him to perfect their shots. Why Robinson doesn't go to
Speaker 2: him hit a fucking foul shot? This guy is beyond
Speaker 2: go look up. That was what I call him. Was
Speaker 2: a deadly shooter something like that. That some my god.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's he's really he's really good. He's uh,
Speaker 2: he's employed. The NBA uses him a lot, but uh yeah.
Speaker 2: But I mean, look, we're worried about a backup to
Speaker 2: a backup or a backup to call Anthony Towns. All
Speaker 2: the guys are coming back. We look good. People are
Speaker 2: saying we might get DeMar Derozen, but we don't have
Speaker 2: enough money for that. We we did what we did.
Speaker 2: I think all the guys coming back is great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know about them. I don't know about
Speaker 1: Damar's game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they need one more fairly impactful player makings easier
Speaker 4: for sure. This was a great run. You know, does
Speaker 4: Brunson habit in him? Again.
Speaker 2: I mean just got surgery today. He's got surgery.
Speaker 3: You know, that's a squad that I think they played
Speaker 3: better than they are.
Speaker 1: Well, they definitely played to their fullest potent. But but
Speaker 1: you have guys there that like, uh, Deuce was awful.
Speaker 1: The entire Deuce is a much better player than he
Speaker 1: played last year after he came back from the injury
Speaker 1: and then left. He was terrible. And yeah he was
Speaker 1: and and he's good, and that's why they went. They
Speaker 1: went and renewed both Shamant and Alvarado, and a lot
Speaker 1: of that is because they don't trust Deuce anymore. So
Speaker 1: they still have a piece to move. They got to
Speaker 1: trade him.
Speaker 2: I think you trade Deuce and you trade maybe Daddy A.
Speaker 2: I don't want to lose. Uh, that's not it's not
Speaker 2: worth anything.
Speaker 1: I mean, Deuce is, Deuce is capable of getting you
Speaker 1: something in the market. But you know, you don't realize
Speaker 1: how good you're talking about this shooter, or you don't
Speaker 1: realize how good these these guys are.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was listening to Pardon My Take the other day
Speaker 1: and they had that the kid what's his name, Alex
Speaker 1: Caravan from Yukon that was entering the NBA draft, and
Speaker 1: they asked him, what's the in practice? What's the most
Speaker 1: three pointers he's made in a row? What's the largest number?
Speaker 2: Said probably twenty five or some crazy number.
Speaker 1: Ninety two, Oh my god, ninety And he he's he
Speaker 1: was an elite first round pick. This is not like,
Speaker 1: this is the greatest player in the NBA draft. He's
Speaker 1: you know, he's a freaking stretch white guy. He's there
Speaker 1: to shoot threes, that's all. He's there to do.
Speaker 4: Two layups in a row.
Speaker 2: I know, right, I mean, look, the Lakers are all
Speaker 2: going white too. They just lost Hachi Mora. Lakers have
Speaker 2: all white guys.
Speaker 1: What's the theory. Our city's gone every color but white.
Speaker 2: So now we're.
Speaker 1: Going to take our team white as like it is
Speaker 1: a diversity move, a city wide diversity.
Speaker 2: Move, reverse reverse diversity.
Speaker 1: Reverse diversity. There's no such thing as reverse diversity.
Speaker 2: Reversity. Well, we're getting all white. It's unbelievable. Not European white, white, white.
Speaker 1: La so white. Okay, who knew?
Speaker 2: Kenny?
Speaker 1: I got a couple of good I know you're gonna
Speaker 1: like him animal stories today, but I'm saved.
Speaker 2: I want to save those for about Can we talk
Speaker 2: about I didn't you were talking about I didn't. I
Speaker 2: didn't you mentioned Taki And it's hard to say I
Speaker 2: agree with you, But I know what. She spent a
Speaker 2: fortune getting the Madison Square a thousand guests, and then
Speaker 2: a post wedding party for one hundred guests. You know,
Speaker 2: there's so raffle tickets at their fucking wedding to get
Speaker 2: to win Chanelle purses or a Chevrolet Chevelle. What kind
Speaker 2: of this is not a fucking wedding. It's like a
Speaker 2: theme park. You're raffling off gifts at your wedding.
Speaker 3: I got this is so I think we should pass
Speaker 3: on this topic because anybody who pays attention.
Speaker 5: To this there's no fucking life and they're fucking losers. Honestly,
Speaker 5: this is this is as this as a fucking bird
Speaker 5: shit on my car. That's why people cares about Palace Weft.
Speaker 2: That's why I didn't read one story eighteen. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: you're right.
Speaker 1: I just would like to under I would just like
Speaker 1: to understand, like who thinks I guess you know, you
Speaker 1: make two billion dollars and you lose all perspective on
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 2: But but to.
Speaker 1: Think that, to feel so self important that you that
Speaker 1: you need to have your wedding in an arena and
Speaker 1: you need to spend What did they spend?
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I don't even know twenty mili.
Speaker 1: I heard twenty maybe I don't even even got north
Speaker 1: of that. But and that's look, you were two billion
Speaker 1: dollars twenty million dollars around the area.
Speaker 2: Could give a shit. But let me put this so
Speaker 2: before then, let's say one of the biggest love stories
Speaker 2: ever in Hollywood, Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, Right, that
Speaker 2: was huge.
Speaker 1: Didn't they get married at the Rose Bowl?
Speaker 2: Tell me how many guests they had at their wedding?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Forty two nine nine.
Speaker 2: Nine people for the two biggest stars in the world.
Speaker 2: And this these two assholes get a thousand and sell
Speaker 2: raffle tickets at their fucking wedding.
Speaker 1: Ken woodhead too if you count Elvis three.
Speaker 4: Three county Elvis.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I only had a handful at that
Speaker 2: way a party.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, tell us swift to me and this
Speaker 3: this guy Kelsey, what an.
Speaker 2: Embarrassment he's got downhill?
Speaker 4: What an embarrassment? First of all, he traded at a
Speaker 4: hotty for this fucking pogo stick looking fucking thing.
Speaker 2: I agree, black girl was much hotter, way hotter, right,
Speaker 2: way hotter.
Speaker 4: It's like she's so fucking and you know the thing is.
Speaker 2: When you date a blacker like that, that means you
Speaker 2: have a certain kind of flavor. Like that wasn't a
Speaker 2: regular black chick. That was one of those Instagram black
Speaker 2: chick cafass models. So to be with her means you
Speaker 2: have that kind of flavor inside you. And then you
Speaker 2: switch to the whitest. It's like going from pump andy
Speaker 2: Go bread to whitebread and suddenly you love whitebread. I
Speaker 2: don't buy it.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, he's going to get very tired of
Speaker 4: that very quick.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Maybe cheating on her. I mean, could you imagine, tell
Speaker 4: us swift, that's what you got for the rest of
Speaker 4: your life.
Speaker 1: No, it's like going from a Nessl's crunch to saltwater taffy.
Speaker 2: It's just she's gonna be now. It's because you know,
Speaker 2: she's gonna run the whole shebang. It's going to be
Speaker 2: her life. But he'll put a kid there in the
Speaker 2: next year. She'll be pregnant a year or so, and
Speaker 2: there we.
Speaker 1: Go they're both thirty six, right.
Speaker 2: They gotta they gotta get going, they gotta start, Yeah,
Speaker 2: gotta make it happen.
Speaker 1: But you know, I like the pogo stick analogy. That
Speaker 1: is her bill she has built like a fucking pogo.
Speaker 2: Stick, doesn't really have rhythm. When you see her dance,
Speaker 2: it's like clumsy. She's not she's a walk Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the great word. Gorgonyun attractive. She's like a fucking a baby,
Speaker 2: a baby.
Speaker 4: Fuck.
Speaker 1: The two bill does nothing? Well, oh, that was the
Speaker 1: other thing was.
Speaker 4: There's two hundred billion, it means nothing?
Speaker 1: Okay, there it was a two hundred and forty eight
Speaker 1: Is that two hundred and forty eight page prenup?
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is in the prenup?
Speaker 2: Forty eight page? Wow? And I presume that's from her
Speaker 2: to him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's he's worth about one hundred million.
Speaker 2: But could you imagine getting that ship on your desk
Speaker 2: and having to go through that many pages from the woman.
Speaker 4: Who loves he's an embarrassment.
Speaker 2: That's that's right.
Speaker 1: Well, especially if he's I mean, there's one thing, okay,
Speaker 1: if you're with the pogo stick, and you're with the
Speaker 1: pogo stick for the two bill. Then you know, you
Speaker 1: tell Pogo to go, you know, pound sand on the Premiam.
Speaker 2: He's got the money he needs. He's fine, but I
Speaker 2: guess he wants to pop to out. He knows what
Speaker 2: this does to his post football career. It puts him
Speaker 2: in a He'll be hosting game shows and being he'll
Speaker 2: be in action movies. Stallone will cast him in some bullshit.
Speaker 2: He'll be that's to Jason Stath and watch. It's all
Speaker 2: about his career move.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have that kind of charisma.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we'll see I mean a lot
Speaker 2: of guys we didn't think had it can kind of
Speaker 2: find it. But I don't think I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: find him charismatic either. I think it's like a a
Speaker 2: typical tight end dork, you know, like a big, strong,
Speaker 2: darkie guy. And you know, but look, he fell into it, man,
Speaker 2: he fell into it. But I would rather have the
Speaker 2: black jack in a second. I'd rather be worth fucking.
Speaker 3: Five million and be with the hottie than fucking two
Speaker 3: billion with that thing.
Speaker 2: I agree. I agree. Hey, you know I I said this,
Speaker 2: I mapped this out as soon as they started dating.
Speaker 2: I said, chiefs are going to start to lose. His
Speaker 2: career is gonna plummet, and it's all happening, and he's
Speaker 2: gonna sign one more year. Ready, signed one more year.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be awful. They got no great team right now.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be an awful, stingy sign multiple he did
Speaker 2: multiple year, I think. Okay, either way, I don't see
Speaker 2: it making a big difference since we don't hear too
Speaker 2: much more talk about.
Speaker 4: Is Mahome is going to surpass Brady with what his
Speaker 4: eight well eight super Bowl rings?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hard. That's get the fuck out Mahomes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's go searching for topics that excite Kenny unlike Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Here's one that Kenny I like. There's this parasite that's
Speaker 1: going around that has infected six hundred and eighty one
Speaker 1: people as of Monday, and the number one symptom of
Speaker 1: this parasite is explosive explosive diarrhea.
Speaker 2: Oh man, So people that.
Speaker 1: Are getting this thing are just I mean, it's just
Speaker 1: spewing out of their asses and they and let's see
Speaker 1: New York, Illinois, Texas also. Okay, So Michigan is by
Speaker 1: far the hardest hit state. So I'd hate to be
Speaker 1: a fucking porta potty in Michigan right now. You know,
Speaker 1: you're on a construction site in Dearborn. Although that's all
Speaker 1: the somalis anyway, you're on a construction site and lancing
Speaker 1: and and like, you know, five people have the fucking parasite.
Speaker 2: It probably came from some Aulians traveling back and forth.
Speaker 2: They probably brought it here. We got that going on,
Speaker 2: explosive diarrhea. We've got Legionnaire's disease in New York that
Speaker 2: came from you know, you have those cool missed machines
Speaker 2: that spray you on the sidewalk. When it came from Yeah,
Speaker 2: they said it came from bad water in those machines.
Speaker 2: Could be air conditioning. But this time they they they
Speaker 2: said it's from the air. The sprinklers, the little squirters. Uh,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of shit going on. This A whole
Speaker 2: cruise ship of people sick that stranded out of the
Speaker 2: ocean somewhere. There's a new form of uh. There's all
Speaker 2: sorts of ship. There's like, uh, some other flu coming
Speaker 2: out that trying to scare us with. I think this
Speaker 2: thing wins explosive number one.
Speaker 1: It wins because it's called cyclos cyclosporiasis. You usually get it,
Speaker 1: usually through contaminated food like produce that's you know, yea expired.
Speaker 1: Although they haven't yet identified the cause of this outbreak,
Speaker 1: but for those who do get sick, identifying the infection
Speaker 1: as cyclosportiasis it can be difficult. It requires special lab
Speaker 1: tests looking specifically for the cyclospora, which are not part
Speaker 1: of a standard stool test. I don't know how you're
Speaker 1: doing a standard stool test on what these people shooting
Speaker 1: explosive at you. It's another reason it's possible in many
Speaker 1: cases are going undiagnosed. This thing is a microscopic parasite
Speaker 1: that's commonly transmitted by drinking water or eating raw produce
Speaker 1: like basils, cilantro and lettuce that was contaminated with feces.
Speaker 1: It's because you're eating shit in produce.
Speaker 2: Right, you gotta clean lettuce out. Like I was watching
Speaker 2: a show. I love this show, Stanley Tucci in Italy
Speaker 2: business all these restaurants and stuff. It's like Anthony Bourdain.
Speaker 2: But there's a little town in Italy that makes this possible.
Speaker 2: Muscles and some you know, gaula typical stuff, but they
Speaker 2: put these stone from the sea in their pan, and
Speaker 2: it's the water. The water in the pan soaks out
Speaker 2: the flavor of the sea from these rocks. Could you
Speaker 2: imagine doing that long island, taking rocks from the Great
Speaker 2: South Bay putting them in your pan. It's disgusting. But
Speaker 2: in Italy it's such a clear it's such a clear
Speaker 2: water and it's not polluted as much. And this is
Speaker 2: like a delicacy. Rocks in the pan, rock rock, seafood pasta.
Speaker 1: I'll have to look that one up and.
Speaker 2: There's no diseases that come out of that one. But well, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I.
Speaker 1: Had a thought about this stuff, Kenny. I consider Kenny's
Speaker 1: are our staff expert on all things anal.
Speaker 2: So, I.
Speaker 1: Mean all of this stuff, all these bad things we
Speaker 1: hear they all come from freaking.
Speaker 2: In all countries.
Speaker 1: They come from ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so.
Speaker 1: Like everybody these days, all I hear about is you know,
Speaker 1: it's like like they said, and I think they did
Speaker 1: it in uh, what do you call it? What's the
Speaker 1: motorcycle movie? That was the TV show? It takes place
Speaker 1: o chips and the chips thing they say, yes, standard.
Speaker 1: Now everybody eats ass right with the amount of people
Speaker 1: like licking each other's asses in America right now, you
Speaker 1: would think everybody would be has freaking parasites.
Speaker 2: No, what you gotta do is, if you eat ass,
Speaker 2: you've become immune to the ass. I don't think that's true,
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 1: You can't become immune to this stuff? How do people
Speaker 1: eating ass all the time not end up these parasites
Speaker 1: with explosive diarrhea? Expert will comment on this.
Speaker 4: Confucius say, man, eat ass, wake up with stinky kisser.
Speaker 2: What a brilliant man, Confusions was, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: She just didn't say anything about parasites.
Speaker 4: There's only there's only so many. I mean, there's only
Speaker 4: so many women that you really even want to do
Speaker 4: that with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you're not.
Speaker 4: You're not picking up, you know, Rosie and licking her asshole.
Speaker 3: No, you know what I mean, he's got to be
Speaker 3: somebody special that you know it's not And they got yeah, so.
Speaker 4: I don't you know, I don't know about it. First
Speaker 4: of all, I don't want anybody near my sphincter. I'm
Speaker 4: I don't want anybody anywhere near it, right. I got
Speaker 4: guys that are just the opposite. Oh, I love to
Speaker 4: get the funk out of here.
Speaker 2: Well, you know Albert, Albert my only tell me years
Speaker 2: ago after high school. I was visiting his house after college,
Speaker 2: and uh, he's got nice clothes on, he's got colonna,
Speaker 2: and I go, where are you going? He goes to
Speaker 2: the city here see one of the horse. I go.
Speaker 2: You know he was married to you know, Lucy Marie
Speaker 2: ROSSI right, no, okay, I can't Mike, Mike shutting me down.
Speaker 2: Mike shut me down to we want to go there,
Speaker 2: gonna get but okay, I'll shut it down. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean there are guys that like it, and there
Speaker 2: are guys that don't. I'm in the second category. Uh yeah, no, no,
Speaker 2: just say just say no.
Speaker 1: A buddy who who had picked up some girl one.
Speaker 6: Night and uh uh and and he ended up doing
Speaker 6: that to her and uh and she thought the right
Speaker 6: respectful thing was to return the favor.
Speaker 1: And all of this is happening. Uh, I guess part
Speaker 1: of it happened in a in a car that wasn't moving,
Speaker 1: and then they started driving. And so he's driving in
Speaker 1: the car while she's trying to she's trying to get
Speaker 1: at him back there and he's like, no, no, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 2: You don't need to return the favorite.
Speaker 3: I got a friend, this is no joke, a buddy
Speaker 3: of mine. I met a cigar lounge and I became
Speaker 3: friendly with him.
Speaker 4: In New York. He was traveled a lot to Hong Kong,
Speaker 4: you know, and overseas.
Speaker 3: He was a consultant and he met uh an England
Speaker 3: broad on the stewardess on an airplane and ended up
Speaker 3: getting together and he had like you know when you
Speaker 3: get like a cuticle or something like in your finger,
Speaker 3: you know, like a hangnail. Yeah, lit, and he you know,
Speaker 3: he was fucking this broad and you know, he was
Speaker 3: putting his finger up upper rest. He ended up getting
Speaker 3: an infection in his finger and had to chop off
Speaker 3: the whole top of literally had to. If you look
Speaker 3: at him, he has no on his on his index
Speaker 3: finger on his right hand, he's got no no top finger.
Speaker 2: He was he was given a shocker. Yeah wow, Yeah
Speaker 2: he was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the the shocker.
Speaker 1: But it's a dirty stewie. That's all those times trying
Speaker 1: to wipe her as in that tiny airplane bathroom. There's
Speaker 1: no way she could have kept that thing clean all
Speaker 1: those flights, having to go in that little fucking tiny
Speaker 1: room and know and know that you're doing you're giving
Speaker 1: it a good wipe.
Speaker 3: Stewardess and all serious stewardesses are generally pretty open, pretty wild.
Speaker 2: I know, I had a couple of I think they
Speaker 2: prefer that there are a lot of gay flight attendants now,
Speaker 2: But in my day, going back and for out to
Speaker 2: La New York, I was always un continental from Newark
Speaker 2: to La back. I saw the same chicks every time.
Speaker 2: They'd say, where's the party tonight? Can we come? Can
Speaker 2: you invite us? And they take them out.
Speaker 3: And definitely the layover that I remember, I was bang
Speaker 3: going a layover in La Jeff Blue Broad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they invited us because.
Speaker 3: They all go, they all go to the There was
Speaker 3: a right right down in Hollywood.
Speaker 4: There was this place was like a like a western place.
Speaker 2: I was very Shottle ranch. Shadow Ranch was a saddle ranch. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they all went there and they invited me to go,
Speaker 3: and I ended up going home with the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah and yeah, moneld set me up as one and
Speaker 2: as one of some of American Airlines flight attendants. Barbara
Speaker 2: fun girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're fun, they're fun, They're nice.
Speaker 1: I was how was her finger was okay with her,
Speaker 1: I didn't got you.
Speaker 2: No, I'm still healthy. Yeah, but yeah their free spirits.
Speaker 4: Guy, did I ever tell you guys that joke? You
Speaker 4: have time for a joke?
Speaker 3: The yeah, the the eighteen year old Polish kid never
Speaker 3: got late in his life. He goes to the whorehouse
Speaker 3: and the madam says, you know, go pick one out
Speaker 3: that you want. He picks one out and she goes,
Speaker 3: go laid down, take off for your clothes.
Speaker 4: I'll come in. I'll knock and I'll.
Speaker 3: Walk in, and uh, eighteen never got laid so it
Speaker 3: was like there's a big day for him. So she
Speaker 3: she goes, Okay, I'm gonna do something really special. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm want to make you remember this the rest of
Speaker 3: your life. Was we're gonna do Uh, I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: what they called sixty nine. So laid down on your back.
Speaker 3: So it lays down, she straddles him. She's sucking his dick.
Speaker 3: You know, he's like all of a sudden, she foughts accellent.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Kids, Like, she goes, you know, I'm gonna do what
Speaker 3: they call sixty nine for you. He goes, okay, So
Speaker 3: digging as she cuts a flat and He's like, all right,
Speaker 3: that wasn't cool, but I gotta keep going.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, she cuts another.
Speaker 3: Fought post, get some put his pants on the woman.
Speaker 4: Maybe what are you doing?
Speaker 2: He goes, I.
Speaker 7: Don't think I could take sixty seven more of them anywhere.
Speaker 1: He was going after this, after six, after coming.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fuck, that's funny. Chico used to take my
Speaker 2: nephew Jackie through this massage paller around the corner from
Speaker 2: out of Menace off Madison. I said, I don't, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I can't do that stuff. I can't have an errant
Speaker 2: Asian lady, you know, touching my body and then offer
Speaker 2: me a androw. That's not my thing. But uh, Jackie
Speaker 2: was like, no, I'm sorry. It was Joey. Joey was
Speaker 2: like eight, it's like seventeen or eighteen. And he goes,
Speaker 2: joe you gotta watch this square And she goes in
Speaker 2: the room and the lady's tone, you know, they throw
Speaker 2: the towel on your face. You can't look at them,
Speaker 2: and all you heard from the other room was you're
Speaker 2: so strong, You're such a strong man. It was fucking horrible.
Speaker 2: I said, I could never do that. I could never
Speaker 2: just see some chick an Asian shake nonetheless like fat
Speaker 2: thirty five years, I couldn't do it, but some guys
Speaker 2: just had no problem.
Speaker 4: You're being man, I live you a long time.
Speaker 2: GI. That's what it was like. Could you imagine what
Speaker 2: it was like? Could you imagine what these guys was
Speaker 2: like in Vietnam? I mean because stay came home with Yeah,
Speaker 2: but back then weren't coming up with aide. It was
Speaker 2: whatever they came home when you could fix you know,
Speaker 2: it wasn't like a death sentence most I meant it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no the AES thing. No, not for me,
Speaker 2: not for me.
Speaker 1: Well, I think I think Graham Platner would happily have
Speaker 1: done anything like that.
Speaker 2: You think he was set up by the Democrats?
Speaker 1: What was he set up by the Demos? Or was
Speaker 1: he set up by the.
Speaker 2: Republican I think the Dems set him up to get
Speaker 2: him out because they just wanted him in right of course,
Speaker 2: and it just happened to be.
Speaker 4: That is what the thirteenth is. When you have to declare, or.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirteenth when you have to declare, but all of.
Speaker 3: A sudden, now you know, six days but a week
Speaker 3: before this happens Okay.
Speaker 1: But you guys know, so you know about the New
Speaker 1: York Times story.
Speaker 2: They came out, right, Yeah, so the girls had he
Speaker 2: raped their three years four years ago, whatever, But.
Speaker 1: They they led the girl to believe that they were
Speaker 1: speaking to many others and that she wouldn't be the
Speaker 1: only person in the article. So the article comes out
Speaker 1: and she's the only one, and she happens to be
Speaker 1: a Republican. Right, so, so.
Speaker 4: Are you sure about that, agro because I just heard
Speaker 4: that she's a pros aggressive liberal.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's the that's this one. That's the one
Speaker 1: that just got announced yesterday. But what preceded that was,
Speaker 1: I don't know how long ago, it was maybe two
Speaker 1: weeks ago, a big New York Times story comes out
Speaker 1: and the Times told this woman that she wasn't going
Speaker 1: to be the only one because she's she gives them
Speaker 1: her name. She totally comes out and then the article.
Speaker 1: Then the article comes out and she's the only name listed,
Speaker 1: and so of course she the only name listed, and
Speaker 1: she being Republican. The Times basically does this article that
Speaker 1: they they make it seem like their own reporting isn't
Speaker 1: credible because it's only a Republican that's in it, and
Speaker 1: then all the Dems discredit the whole thing because it's
Speaker 1: only this Republican woman. But they had interviewed this woman
Speaker 1: also for that article, but chose not to put anything
Speaker 1: about her in the article. She says that's why she
Speaker 1: came out because she got pissed that they didn't, that
Speaker 1: they made it seem like it was a bullshit story
Speaker 1: and it was only this Republican when there were other
Speaker 1: women and she was one of them, and she's a liberal.
Speaker 4: So it's another Democrat scam and.
Speaker 2: I think so. I think so too. You know, I
Speaker 2: bet you Pocahontas was behind it, Bernie Sanders. They all knew,
Speaker 2: we can't have this guy. He's going to hurt us.
Speaker 1: Well did you see that, so be gonna Pocahontas woman
Speaker 1: who worked for her and was part of her team,
Speaker 1: who goes to the funeral and iran.
Speaker 2: Whose funeral she really and then.
Speaker 1: And then does a report from there calling him like,
Speaker 1: you know, supret greatest to uvanitate all this stuff about
Speaker 1: what a wonderful person he was and all the great
Speaker 1: things he did.
Speaker 2: Saw that unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I know where the fuck we're at war with that country?
Speaker 2: And by the way, it's gonna Thank God, the cease fire,
Speaker 2: which we all knew wasn't gonna last, didn't last. It's
Speaker 2: ridiculous to even say it, but I think Trump's had it.
Speaker 2: I know it doesn't want to killed ninety one million people,
Speaker 2: but he's got to go in there and fuck them up.
Speaker 2: This is good, This is it's it's embarrassing to hit
Speaker 2: him and his legacy and his strength. He gets everything
Speaker 2: done he wants to get done to a degree, and
Speaker 2: this just cannot keep dogging him. He's got he's got
Speaker 2: to pull the trigger.
Speaker 1: Well, let's see what he that's I think why because
Speaker 1: he's got to be fucking exhausted from he's done the
Speaker 1: last week. He flew to fucking Turkey overnight. I know
Speaker 1: he's at this uh NATO summit in in Turkey, but
Speaker 1: all the all the fucking Western European countries that didn't
Speaker 1: do dick for us with Iryan are all there. And
Speaker 1: so he's gonna, you know, he's gonna give his buddy
Speaker 1: from France good and her husband his husband very hard time.
Speaker 1: And who's the new UK who who replaced.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know who replays Starmer I
Speaker 2: don't know. Uh, they're done.
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey was a Kevin Spacey that that space would
Speaker 1: be good.
Speaker 2: They should put he just did Bill Bill Maher's podcast.
Speaker 2: Andy Burnham is Now that's right, And I don't know
Speaker 2: much about him, but uh, they're done. You can't have
Speaker 2: you can't have thirty cities in your in your country
Speaker 2: led by thirty Muslim mayors. It's over. They blew it.
Speaker 2: They blew it. Other countries are rebelling and you hear
Speaker 2: you know, I know Kenny was talking about you, that
Speaker 2: Muslim in the street in New York, talking about this
Speaker 2: is the new We're not going to stop till you're
Speaker 2: all killed, and this is us. He was calling New
Speaker 2: York like you hear that guy? Yeah, I was. I
Speaker 2: couldn't listen. I was gonna. I wanted to strangle him.
Speaker 2: And they're all here, they're coming. They're in every country
Speaker 2: in Europe. Uh so, but so London, that London was
Speaker 2: too woke for too long and now they're going to
Speaker 2: suffer for it. It's a shame.
Speaker 1: The problem of the news this morning, they.
Speaker 4: Come, did these countries come back from this doubt? They shot?
Speaker 3: And are we going down that same same we are,
Speaker 3: it's gonna get to a point where these ridiculous, lazy
Speaker 3: liberal pussy.
Speaker 4: Lesbian women, gay.
Speaker 1: Guys pogo stick shaped.
Speaker 4: So the answer because they're that's stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are we Are we going to get to.
Speaker 4: The point or are we gonna? Are we gonna rebel
Speaker 4: and stand up?
Speaker 2: One day?
Speaker 1: And second we'll find out in November of twenty eight,
Speaker 1: well a little bit November of this year.
Speaker 2: But there needs to be more of us who aren't
Speaker 2: afraid to be calling islamopho. I'm not afraid of it.
Speaker 1: So i'much. So there's a major scare of the building
Speaker 1: that might collapse in Manhattan right now. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys saw this on the terifix.
Speaker 2: That's a fucking terrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it could be if that actually happened.
Speaker 1: Ship But so mom, Donnie's doing a press conference.
Speaker 6: And they after.
Speaker 1: He's done speaking, he introduces the uh, the head what
Speaker 1: do you call the head of the fire department, the
Speaker 1: fire chief of my chief? Have you seen the fucking
Speaker 1: fire chief of New York.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not mister Gallagher anymore. It's probably a
Speaker 2: fat woman.
Speaker 1: Have you seen this?
Speaker 2: I don't think Oh, my god, it was.
Speaker 1: It was Pat from Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2: Is the is the Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Well it was one of these weird things because in
Speaker 1: real time, I'm going they introduced the person as Lilian.
Speaker 1: I think Gillian. I think it was Lilian, and I
Speaker 1: went and I went, I looked, and I went, well,
Speaker 1: I guess Lillian can be a guy's name. Cannot Well,
Speaker 1: my first instinct was nothing. My first instinct was, I
Speaker 1: guess Lilian can be a guy's name, because this is
Speaker 1: the head of the New York Fire Department, right right right? Well, no, Lilyan.
Speaker 1: It comes out because I went to Lilian's to Wikipedia
Speaker 1: just to get a little bit of background on Lillian,
Speaker 1: and Lilian's happily married.
Speaker 2: She is to her wife, to her wife. Great, Okay,
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: It's not stated anywhere on there, but Lilian sure looks
Speaker 1: to me like she might have been you know, billion
Speaker 1: a few years ago instead of Lilian. And so the
Speaker 1: head of the fight apartment in New York is a
Speaker 1: fucking dea hire.
Speaker 2: Yeah and.
Speaker 1: Uh And what convinced me of that was they took
Speaker 1: the microphone for about ten seconds before they handed it
Speaker 1: to someone competent to actually talk about what was going
Speaker 1: on and what they were doing about it, and they
Speaker 1: just put these people in these fucking jobs. They just
Speaker 1: hand them these jobs because of who they are, not
Speaker 1: because of what they know their leadership ability right there, I.
Speaker 2: Mean seconds, I'm looking at this bitch right now, this
Speaker 2: is is Yeah, that's m that's Chas Bono.
Speaker 1: Oh, that had to be a guy at one point,
Speaker 1: right of.
Speaker 3: Course, mixture of Chas Bono and a very overweight Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: If you look at thee, yeah, yeah, it looks.
Speaker 1: Like there's a little Asian element in there too.
Speaker 2: To tire last name bon signor yeah, but that's a
Speaker 2: what a beauty.
Speaker 1: Here, that's a Latino last name?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that beauty beauty.
Speaker 1: But the funniest part is, you know when, so this
Speaker 1: is the public's supposed to feel, you know good, now,
Speaker 1: feel better about their safety when you hand the microphone
Speaker 1: over to the head of you know, the New York
Speaker 1: Fire Department. And then when they can only deliver I'm serious,
Speaker 1: maybe it was fifteen seconds worth of you know nothing,
Speaker 1: I mean, Kamala could have delivered a more meaningful speech
Speaker 1: public safety in New York City. And then they handed
Speaker 1: over to somebody who actually knows what they're talking about,
Speaker 1: and get that person off the That person probably just
Speaker 1: sit this is.
Speaker 2: It's not Mariuel Noriega. It's literally in this is.
Speaker 1: This is looks like before. That doesn't look like an after.
Speaker 1: Doesn't that look like a before? What what date is
Speaker 1: on that thing?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: You know we should just ask for it.
Speaker 2: Says first woman in New York City. If it doesn't
Speaker 2: give it, she's trends.
Speaker 1: I I I did I didn't do it.
Speaker 2: I didn't do it on Rocker or they're gonna say no,
Speaker 2: there's no they're gonna say there's no evidence to support that.
Speaker 2: They're gonna take the high road Google. Google wouldn't say anyway,
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 1: So uh, speaking of public safety, so you know they
Speaker 1: were all with all the big ships that were in
Speaker 1: the in the harbor and and I mean that was
Speaker 1: just an amazing show that they beautiful put us incredible
Speaker 1: there DC Mount Rushmore. I mean, all of it was
Speaker 1: just incredible spec And if there was any patriotism in
Speaker 1: this country, you know, we'd be talking about it forever.
Speaker 1: But so there was a New Jersey fire rescue boat
Speaker 1: that was part of the thing. So after all the
Speaker 1: fireworks are over, there. The boat is going back to uh,
Speaker 1: New Jersey where it was based. A fucking whale.
Speaker 2: A fucking whale.
Speaker 1: It was the last time there's a whale in New
Speaker 1: York harb that we saw. Most whales get within like
Speaker 1: five miles of it, sniff and go down, and.
Speaker 2: I have never seen that. And like on the way
Speaker 2: to Staten Island, for God's sake, that's.
Speaker 1: The whale tries to surface directly from under the boat
Speaker 1: and sinks the boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the boat was destroyed.
Speaker 1: Kenny, are you emailing with the important people there?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you on the show today?
Speaker 2: Listen, the ball was destroyed.
Speaker 1: It's an animal store. Aren't you going to criticize me
Speaker 1: for an animals? It was actually a mammal story.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 4: I was just thinking about some of the things.
Speaker 1: Did you not not whales coming up from below your boat? No?
Speaker 2: You know what got me the picture of they're pulling
Speaker 2: the boat out of the water. Yeah. The fucking color
Speaker 2: of the water and the Hudson is so disgusting. It's
Speaker 2: like a brown green. It's just so bad, dude, it is.
Speaker 1: And you go to the beach here and you can
Speaker 1: you know, you can see fifty feet away from you underwater.
Speaker 1: I mean you you can see it all everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that water up there. But it's like even
Speaker 1: even when we were young, I mean the bay was clearer,
Speaker 1: but it was clear.
Speaker 2: I mean it depends where you went.
Speaker 1: You could go down. You could go down with a
Speaker 1: snorkel and see maybe five feet in front of you.
Speaker 1: Maybe on a really clear day you could see ten
Speaker 1: feet or something.
Speaker 2: Flats and but the mask there was a beautiful fish
Speaker 2: down there. Actually we saw we had we took star fit.
Speaker 2: We found a seahorse one day. And they don't belong
Speaker 2: in the day. They're just a lot of beautiful stuff.
Speaker 2: But you're right, I mean, nothing compares to the Caribbean,
Speaker 2: or Florida or parts of Europe. It's so crystal clear,
Speaker 2: you know, when you're land in the Caribbean. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's like it's like landing in a glass of water.
Speaker 2: It's just gorgeous. And you know that was a horse,
Speaker 2: by the way, horses right, col Hey, how'd you doing?
Speaker 2: How'd you do on forther July? How'd the cheese steaks
Speaker 2: go on for the July weekend?
Speaker 4: Killed it?
Speaker 2: Figure you would killed it? Yeah? And it rained a
Speaker 2: little bit too, didn't it? Did it rain there?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's so funny how I transitioned
Speaker 3: and gotten so into franchising and understanding the business and
Speaker 3: cheese steaks and I love mistakes, competition and everything else.
Speaker 1: You franchise, Lallas, can you do it?
Speaker 3: La?
Speaker 2: Franchise? Probably could? Yeah?
Speaker 4: For that, I give you. I'll give you one one
Speaker 4: quick example.
Speaker 3: Okay, the average Jersey Mics does one point three to
Speaker 3: one point five million.
Speaker 4: A year in sales gross. They're open three hundred gross popline.
Speaker 3: They're open three hundred and sixty three days a year,
Speaker 3: so they do.
Speaker 4: About thirty five hundred a day, four thousand on a
Speaker 4: good day.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: On fourth of July we did forty two thousand.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, jeez.
Speaker 3: On the fifth of July we did twenty nine thousand.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, we're averaging one hundred and forty thousand a week.
Speaker 1: That's the wild wood.
Speaker 2: That's everything that's wild, that's what that's great.
Speaker 4: Philly, Philly is even bigger Philly doesn't want.
Speaker 2: Learn that they're known for that.
Speaker 1: Because even at when I think about a Jersey MIC's
Speaker 1: four thousand a day, what do you eat average sandwiches
Speaker 1: ten bucks or more than that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they're probably more, probably fifteen sixteen dollars
Speaker 2: a sandwich.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably how many?
Speaker 2: How many?
Speaker 1: So that's like three hundred and sid sandwiches. I mean
Speaker 1: that's a lot in the day.
Speaker 2: It's a lot. That's a lot.
Speaker 4: It's funny because these you know, Jersey Mikes. I think
Speaker 4: they're going public.
Speaker 3: There's an IPR I think for twelve or thirteen billion,
Speaker 3: but I think they sold to Blackstone for nine point
Speaker 3: eight billion. No, you do you know, you own a
Speaker 3: Jersey Mikes, you're doing say a million five and the average,
Speaker 3: you know, is fifteen percent.
Speaker 4: So what's fifteen percent of a million five?
Speaker 2: Is two hundred change? So you know what, you.
Speaker 4: Own a Jersey Mics, you're making two hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 4: But what these people do is they buy three or
Speaker 4: five of them, five of them and they're making a
Speaker 4: million a year.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and that's that's the bottle, you know, that's why
Speaker 8: you see so many people own.
Speaker 1: But they have. But that's that's what the business nets.
Speaker 1: You got employees in those stores.
Speaker 4: Fifteen is the profit.
Speaker 1: Oh so that's pure profit. That's okay, okay, that's what.
Speaker 2: My cousin bought his son. He bought him a franchise
Speaker 2: for Jersey Mics, and they're gonna keep going. But you know,
Speaker 2: I had one of my clients when I produced a movie,
Speaker 2: had about four franchises down I think in Texas area.
Speaker 2: I forget the name of the I never heard of it. It
Speaker 2: doesn't It wasn't in New York or Florida, I don't believe.
Speaker 2: But yeah, man, the guy had to fucking see playing
Speaker 2: in his backyard. You know, you google his house and shit,
Speaker 2: You're like, okay, because this is a do well franchise.
Speaker 4: If you can scrape up.
Speaker 3: The money to buy a franchise and build it out
Speaker 3: and you're making two hundred a year or two hundred quarter,
Speaker 3: that's that's a lot more than a lot of people make.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do they cost other franchises.
Speaker 4: He'll probably twenty five thirty five grand for Jersey Mics.
Speaker 3: It was much more than that, oh right, But then
Speaker 3: you got to build it out, well, you gotta spend
Speaker 3: two three hundred thousand.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say about four and a grand for
Speaker 2: a multi thousand totals, so you know, you come up
Speaker 2: with four hundred and you make your money back in
Speaker 2: two years.
Speaker 4: You know it's not good. And then you know, if
Speaker 4: you have a couple of them, you're doing all right.
Speaker 2: Jersey Max is good, good sandwiches. Think I got the cheesecake,
Speaker 2: when I got the cheesesteak when I go to Jersey
Speaker 2: Mikes too. But it's not like Philly or or you have.
Speaker 1: No protection either in those things. You're flying high, you're
Speaker 1: doing that and then all of a sudden, you know
Speaker 1: they got the two doors down, a new sub shop opens,
Speaker 1: or new pizza place, so you know, I mean, you're
Speaker 1: constantly getting new, fresh competition.
Speaker 2: But anyway, that's why.
Speaker 3: That's why cheese steaks it's you know, pizza is different.
Speaker 8: You know there's a pizzas, there's a pizza perst on
Speaker 8: every corner shops all right. To get a really good
Speaker 8: cheese steak, yeah, you know what I mean to get
Speaker 8: you know, buy the best ribbi, buy the best cheese,
Speaker 8: buy the best bread.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean. It's that's the little bit of.
Speaker 1: A niche, yes, and if you have a unique taste
Speaker 1: and a unique twist to it.
Speaker 3: And you know, I went to Jimmy John's the other
Speaker 3: day because I went with my wife to get the intro,
Speaker 3: you know, Ivy, we do once a month or to
Speaker 3: place a month. And I was fucking starving and she
Speaker 3: was taking a lover to me. So I went next
Speaker 3: door and Jimmy John's Jimmy was it Jimmy.
Speaker 2: Johns Jimmy I'm not I'm not a fan Jimmy Jones.
Speaker 3: So I go there and I get the the chicken, bacon,
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck it was.
Speaker 4: I gotta tell you, I couldn't find the chicken. It
Speaker 4: was real felt like I was getting a lettuce sandwich, right.
Speaker 4: And I said to the guy, said, you know, what
Speaker 4: do you guys do here today?
Speaker 3: There was we average about two thousand a day, two
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. We figured two thousand a day. They're only
Speaker 3: making what seven seven punch of the year. Then you
Speaker 3: take the fifteen percent on that, and you know.
Speaker 1: Margins might be better. If the food is substandard like.
Speaker 3: That, probably is better because meat is the meat sucks
Speaker 3: how they give you any of it?
Speaker 1: So well, Jersey, that's why they don't get the store
Speaker 1: traffic because the food's not good.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and Jersey mattress are passed. Subway is like
Speaker 2: the biggest, right, yeah, I like I like that. I
Speaker 2: like the sandwiches there, I really do that.
Speaker 4: Guy Peter became a billion.
Speaker 1: A lot of sponsors today.
Speaker 2: It's nice. Yeah right, I want yeah, got some free stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah well once that real quick, you're gonna start selling
Speaker 2: frozen so people can buy him out of state.
Speaker 4: Eventually we're going to e commerce.
Speaker 2: This uh one, Jack died. One of my axes. Got
Speaker 2: Rosalie give a certificate for two John's pizzas from Bleaker
Speaker 2: Street because we love John. Yeah great, we had I
Speaker 2: had him once before. But two John's pizzas with sausage
Speaker 2: and gallic and thirty dollars.
Speaker 4: It's exactly right.
Speaker 3: So three cheese steaks, you know, from one of competitors,
Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty five dollars, unbelievable people and people
Speaker 3: are buying them.
Speaker 2: I know, because they're delicious and if you leave home,
Speaker 2: you want that familiar taste once in a while, not
Speaker 2: every What are they?
Speaker 1: What are they if you buy them in the store?
Speaker 2: Eighteen fifty so still say.
Speaker 1: You're at you're at almost sixty dollars.
Speaker 2: By the time.
Speaker 4: Did shipping you know, the special frozen ship what a fuck? Right?
Speaker 2: It was still delicious it was very good. So there's
Speaker 2: two wait for me in Chicago. I go next week.
Speaker 2: So they're good. They're good.
Speaker 1: All right, boys, fun hanging, all.
Speaker 2: Right, fellas, I fellas be good agent.
Speaker 4: When are you coming to water?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be the August. I gotta go to Jack's Rosalie's
Speaker 2: from the twelfth to the twenty sixth. She needs help
Speaker 2: run the house. And then there's this memorial, and then
Speaker 2: it'll be in August. At some point we'll figure out
Speaker 2: a date where you guys are gonna be around. I'll
Speaker 2: come see you.
Speaker 4: And when does law leave?
Speaker 9: Law leaves the end of the month, the end of July, Okay,
Speaker 9: all right, and we're going We're going up to New
Speaker 9: York for Juli's ninetieth so we'll be up in New
Speaker 9: York for I'm going August first.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, you were gonna say soon, I'm going.
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm going on.
Speaker 3: The tenth because my granddaughter's birthday is today, but they're
Speaker 3: having a big party for her on the eleventh. I'm
Speaker 3: going up on the eleventh of July, and then I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go to Philly for a few days.
Speaker 9: Okay, awesome, all right, boys, talk to your so fellas,
Speaker 9: all right, guys,