Speaker 1: Well, I swan me too, so do I. How about you?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the new Swan Show with our great singing
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Speaker 3: New singing favorite Bill Farrow.
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Speaker 5: Hope and now Bob Hope.
Speaker 3: Swan's eye view of the.
Speaker 2: News, Princeton, New Jersey. Hurried conferences and frantic alibis were
Speaker 2: the order of the day. Here it was the nation's
Speaker 2: polltaker sought to explain their disastrous error in predicting the
Speaker 2: results of last week's election.
Speaker 1: Doctor Gallup was amazed at the outcome, but he wouldn't
Speaker 1: admit he was wrong. Last night he was still peeking
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Speaker 1: He was really unhappy when he saw the election returns.
Speaker 1: He slams, it's the last time I take a house
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Speaker 1: I call up Elmer Roper and said, how can your
Speaker 1: predictions be so wrong? He said, You see, we mathematicians
Speaker 1: make a prodigious effort to ascertain by statistical and prognostication
Speaker 1: and political press to digitation the approximate parallelisms. I said,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? He said, where can I get
Speaker 1: a job? And last Tuesday night Drew Pearson said over
Speaker 1: the radio, I predict Dewey will be elected by ten thirty.
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Speaker 7: New York.
Speaker 2: New York Phone Company executives announced here today the telephones
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Speaker 2: mister abridge motorists.
Speaker 1: I had a phone put in my car last week,
Speaker 1: but the wires must be crossed every time I step
Speaker 1: on the start of the sparks. Plugs give a busy
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Speaker 1: later on when cars have telephones and television.
Speaker 8: Two.
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Speaker 1: bring home ahead of lettuce and carrots, a cucumber, and
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Speaker 2: Washington and DC, the greatest ovation in the history of
Speaker 2: the nation's capital, greeted President Truman as a crowd of
Speaker 2: seven hundred and fifty thousand cheered his tryal opened return
Speaker 2: to the White House.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, was that a reception From every window. They
Speaker 1: were throwing confetti and old cabinet members and and the
Speaker 1: world will long remember President Truman's the historic words. When
Speaker 1: he returned to the White House, he said, it's okay,
Speaker 1: best you can send the laundry out now. When Harry
Speaker 1: got back to the White House, he started hanging up
Speaker 1: his coat. Governor Warren stuck his head out of the
Speaker 1: closet and said, I'll be out of your way as
Speaker 1: soon as I pack up my oranges. The Democrats did
Speaker 1: so well in that election they're even coming out with
Speaker 1: new products named after the President. They got a new
Speaker 1: thing now called the Harry Truman popsicle. It's a frozen
Speaker 1: Republican on a stick. And with the election coming out
Speaker 1: the way it did. A lot of people had to
Speaker 1: change their plans. Now Margaret Truman has to go back
Speaker 1: to the White House, and she had it all set
Speaker 1: to be the fourth Andrews sister. The three candidates have
Speaker 1: really changed that tune since the election. Trumans changed from
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Speaker 9: A new nineteen forty nine mercury.
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Speaker 7: That's right?
Speaker 1: See who by Crackere. Here's the galloo was selected as
Speaker 1: the arcad Queen of the National Flower Festival, our Singing
Speaker 1: arc and Miss Doris Day.
Speaker 11: Every day I love you just a little bit more,
Speaker 11: just a little bit more, a little bit more ever
Speaker 11: a day, want just a little bit.
Speaker 10: More than it did the day before.
Speaker 11: You'll never guess souty my love it.
Speaker 10: Not even in your wi the streams. But just so
Speaker 10: you get a clear.
Speaker 11: Compare to my love, myny the Mississippi rivers just street
Speaker 11: every day, just a little bit more, just a little
Speaker 11: bit more.
Speaker 10: A little bit more.
Speaker 7: Every day.
Speaker 12: Watch just a little bit more than a did the
Speaker 12: jay before.
Speaker 10: Then I.
Speaker 2: More than downy ladies, ladies and gentlemen you probably read
Speaker 2: in the papers last week. Got while making a picture
Speaker 2: of Paramount, Bob Hope tripped and tore a muscle in
Speaker 2: his right leg. Now let's look behind the scenes see
Speaker 2: how an accident like this affects the motion picture industry.
Speaker 3: We take you to the production offices.
Speaker 2: At Paramount with the heads of the studio, Henry Geeksburg
Speaker 2: and why free Frankman are talking?
Speaker 13: Say why f yes, geez, I've been thinking we've got
Speaker 13: a lot of money tied up on that character.
Speaker 8: Bob Hope and if his leg.
Speaker 13: Doesn't get any better, he may never be in another
Speaker 13: paramount picture. How could a thing like that happen to us?
Speaker 8: Oh I don't know.
Speaker 7: Just lucky, I guess.
Speaker 3: But why what'll we do about Hope? His leg may
Speaker 3: be broken?
Speaker 8: Yeah, too bad, he ain't triggered.
Speaker 7: We could shoot him.
Speaker 13: You know how this accident happened, don't you, yev Hope
Speaker 13: was doing that boat scene and as he tried to
Speaker 13: get on board, he slipped and felled because somebody had
Speaker 13: put grease all over the gangplank. You know, it looks
Speaker 13: like someone is out to get him.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I remember, ge if there's an investigation. We're in
Speaker 8: this thing together.
Speaker 13: Well, it seemed like the easy way. And while we're
Speaker 13: on the subject, we got to get rid of a
Speaker 13: lot of the actors over here.
Speaker 3: They're getting too old.
Speaker 8: Yeah, how about that Crosby. Remember when we thought we
Speaker 8: had mice in the studio.
Speaker 14: We spent five thousand dollars to get rid of the mice,
Speaker 14: and theyn found out it was Crosby's joints.
Speaker 8: So we're doing the squeaking.
Speaker 3: You know why if I think Bing is about the.
Speaker 8: Same age as Hope, Oh, I know it.
Speaker 14: If we put them in another road picture. The road's
Speaker 14: gotta be downhill, by the way. Where is Hope?
Speaker 13: Now he's over in his dressing room resting.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, Doris, this pain is it's awful?
Speaker 10: Oh is it really that bad?
Speaker 2: Bob?
Speaker 10: Let me look at your leg?
Speaker 15: Oh my gosh, it's all twisted out of shape, isn't it?
Speaker 1: That's the wrong leg?
Speaker 15: Oh gee, Bob, I hate to see you in such misery.
Speaker 15: Does it hurt much?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 1: I don't care about that. I just wish it had
Speaker 1: been my other knee. Why, well, the knee I heard
Speaker 1: is the one with a dimple in it. Now I'll
Speaker 1: never be able to wear my pedal pushes with a
Speaker 1: split up.
Speaker 15: The side, Bob, Bob, I just don't understand how a
Speaker 15: thing like this could happen to you.
Speaker 10: You're so strong and husky.
Speaker 1: Am I?
Speaker 10: Yeah? And so loaded with vitality?
Speaker 1: Honestly?
Speaker 10: Sure? Well, I always think of you as being a
Speaker 10: real he man.
Speaker 1: You do, Yes, I have so much more than Gregory?
Speaker 1: Why should I fight it?
Speaker 3: Say? It was sure?
Speaker 1: And nice of you to drop in, though, Doris.
Speaker 7: I want to.
Speaker 10: Hello Doris, Hello, mister Holt.
Speaker 1: Oh, Hello miss Ryan.
Speaker 10: Hello? Mi is Ryan? How do you feel today?
Speaker 16: Well, you know me, I always try to keep my
Speaker 16: chin up even though my archers are falling. I heard
Speaker 16: about what happened to mister Holt, and I thought i'd
Speaker 16: come over and cheer him up.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks. You see, I hurt my leg and I
Speaker 1: can't move it. It's nothing to worry about.
Speaker 10: Oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 17: My uncle Julius had the same thing once in his
Speaker 17: shoulders and he couldn't move his arms.
Speaker 10: The doctor made him leave them in one position. Oh
Speaker 10: that must have been terrible.
Speaker 16: Well it worked out all right. When he died two
Speaker 16: days later, his arms were already folded.
Speaker 3: On his chair.
Speaker 1: That's nice, Poorsha faces life. This gal backs into it.
Speaker 15: Yeah, Bob, you should listen to miss Ryan.
Speaker 10: She can help you. She's been through a lot of
Speaker 10: these things, you know. Oh.
Speaker 17: Yes, I've never really been all well all my life,
Speaker 17: that is all of it, you know, And recently, mister Hope,
Speaker 17: it's been much worse.
Speaker 10: Yesterday I thought I was losing my mind all day long.
Speaker 10: I kept hearing voices in my head.
Speaker 1: You were hearing voices in your head, yes, But.
Speaker 3: I found out what it was.
Speaker 16: The battery in my hearing aid was low and I
Speaker 16: was still getting.
Speaker 10: The election returned.
Speaker 1: Well, don't worry, Hoover made it.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: Well, it was nice for you to drop in, miss Ryan.
Speaker 10: Well, I do hope you get better. Oh, that reminds me.
Speaker 16: Before I go, I wanted to show you a picture
Speaker 16: of my uncle Julius, the one who died.
Speaker 1: Well, what do I want to see a picture of
Speaker 1: him for?
Speaker 10: Well, you might get worse.
Speaker 17: And if you don't pull through, it'll be nice if
Speaker 17: you know somebody when you get there.
Speaker 1: Keep me chin up now, all right? If she ever
Speaker 1: gets married, she'll spend her honeymoon in the window of
Speaker 1: the Wrexall drug Star.
Speaker 15: Well, I have to be running along, Tubabe. I promised
Speaker 15: Hi Abbek i'd meet him. He's making a screen test
Speaker 15: over here.
Speaker 1: Aberbach is making a screen test. You mean they've run
Speaker 1: out of talent.
Speaker 10: Well, I think Hi will do very well in pictures
Speaker 10: because he tests.
Speaker 3: Hello everybody, Hello Doris.
Speaker 10: Oh hello, Hi? Are you all ready for your screen test?
Speaker 2: Yes, Doris, I just came from the makeup department.
Speaker 1: They didn't get your ears on straight.
Speaker 2: At least my lobes are on the bottom.
Speaker 3: Hello Doris, how about running through the screen test with
Speaker 3: me like you promise.
Speaker 10: Okay, I have you the script.
Speaker 2: The scene we're doing takes place in the New York penthouse.
Speaker 2: We're social leaders, and we're married.
Speaker 3: We're splitting up.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 2: You have the first line, and I want you to
Speaker 2: pay close attention to my diction.
Speaker 15: Montgomery. I'm afraid that you and I are through. It's regrettable,
Speaker 15: but we can't go on.
Speaker 2: Yes, Ellie, I'm so sorry that we must split, but I'm.
Speaker 3: Afraid we must go off separate ways.
Speaker 1: Don't you think you're carrying too many pounds of pressure?
Speaker 7: There?
Speaker 1: Lobes down upside down?
Speaker 18: Okay, sorry, well, Montgomery, if we're.
Speaker 15: Parting, well, Montgomery, if we're parting, I insist that you
Speaker 15: give me the house.
Speaker 3: You have the house, and I.
Speaker 10: Want the Cadillac and the two Mercury.
Speaker 3: They're yours. But there's one thing you may not have.
Speaker 10: If you're speaking of the children, I want them.
Speaker 2: You may have the children, my riches in my home,
Speaker 2: but I insist.
Speaker 3: That you leave one thing. What that cake of swan
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Speaker 1: Jimmy Fedder will give this picture of four bubbles.
Speaker 2: Yes, Alice, take everything, but please please don't take that Swan.
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Speaker 1: He's right, my hands are so soft. When I want
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Speaker 3: Oh Alice, Alice, I can't leave you. Just think a
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Speaker 10: And I love you.
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Speaker 1: Here's our junior crooner we barred from the oasis this week,
Speaker 1: nineteen year old Bill Fairley.
Speaker 4: There is no verse to this song, because I'd have
Speaker 4: walked away a moment too long.
Speaker 1: To say that I'd love to get you.
Speaker 4: On the slow boat to China, all to myself below.
Speaker 1: Yet you, and keep you in my arm.
Speaker 6: Severer ball, leave all your.
Speaker 4: Love weeping on the fire, away showers out on the
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Speaker 4: the stone. Yes, I wanna get you on a snowboat
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Speaker 3: My jail.
Speaker 19: On a real slow boat, on a slow ball China.
Speaker 1: That's my son for Cleveland, Billy Barrel, Thank you very much,
Speaker 1: sing a slow boat to China. Now tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: tonight we're going to present a very different kind of
Speaker 1: thing here. We have a thing here. Musicians, Please no
Speaker 1: tuning while the stars on. Please Now, as I was saying, please, please,
Speaker 1: hey you, hey Evelyn, stop with that magic violin. I
Speaker 1: resent that well, Jack, Benny.
Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, Jack, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: Some surprise? We rehearsed nine weeks already, Bob.
Speaker 20: Look it, I heard about your leg and I thought
Speaker 20: i'd pay you a visit.
Speaker 1: Well that's swellow you Jack. But how come you're sitting
Speaker 1: in with less Brown's Orchestra.
Speaker 20: Well, just once, I wanted to play in a band
Speaker 20: and not worry about the leader's breath taking the varnish
Speaker 20: off my vial.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't have to worry about less. Less hasn't
Speaker 1: been high since Patrillo picked him up to Bourpen. But look,
Speaker 1: it was awfully nice for you to drop in and
Speaker 1: see me.
Speaker 8: Jack.
Speaker 20: Well, I was sorry to hear about your accident, Bob. Yeah,
Speaker 20: it's a little uncomfortable. But the worst of it.
Speaker 1: Is, whenever I hobble down the street, people keep throwing
Speaker 1: money in my hat.
Speaker 3: They do.
Speaker 1: That's how embarrassing. That's terrible.
Speaker 8: I must be awful, Bob.
Speaker 1: How much do you average a block? Oh it varies,
Speaker 1: but take my advice, Jack, stay away from Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: Nothing but dewey buttons. But I can't get over how
Speaker 1: nice it is of you to drop in on me, Jack.
Speaker 3: Well, Bob, that's the way it is with us troopers.
Speaker 20: You know, we show people have to stick together in
Speaker 20: these times of trouble.
Speaker 8: Why, as soon as I.
Speaker 20: Heard of your accident, I rushed right over here to
Speaker 20: be the first one at your side.
Speaker 8: Jack.
Speaker 1: You came over just to help me?
Speaker 20: Well, yes, yes, of course, if you buy the insurance
Speaker 20: policy I have in mind, it helps me a little.
Speaker 1: Too, Jack. Why are you selling insurance?
Speaker 20: Well, you see, it's a little early to start unloading
Speaker 20: my line of Christmas cards.
Speaker 1: Well, Jack, I don't get this. You're a wealthy man.
Speaker 1: You're worth millions of dollars. Whoops selling insurance?
Speaker 5: Huh?
Speaker 1: Well if you got a sample policy, you can show
Speaker 1: me there in your portfolio. Jack, did you hear that? No?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 1: You sure you didn't hear that? Echo?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 1: Kid, this is your show. Well look, Jack, let's face it,
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. You don't have to sell insurance. You're
Speaker 1: a star. They write about you in the Saturday Evening Post.
Speaker 1: You're one of the outstanding comedians in show business, one
Speaker 1: of them. You don't mind me throwing that in there?
Speaker 3: Do you now?
Speaker 1: This is still your show? Oh but you're really great, Jack.
Speaker 1: People stay at home on Sundays just to listen to
Speaker 1: your radio show. I have so much more than Fred Allen.
Speaker 1: Why should I fight?
Speaker 21: Say?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, that's my gag. I'll trade you for
Speaker 1: the odele. What'll my sponsors say?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I swam, yes, sir?
Speaker 20: Wait a minute, ge wiz my goodness, and wait a minute,
Speaker 20: I'll say orry ye, wait a minute, yes.
Speaker 15: Sir cracky, way out the.
Speaker 1: Easy Jackieither we pedal the stuff this way or I
Speaker 1: have to put on a pair of water wings and
Speaker 1: sell it bathtub to bathtub.
Speaker 6: My next line is a hum dinger.
Speaker 1: Bath's up to bathtub?
Speaker 20: Huh? I have trouble with my sponsor too. That's a dandylion, Thanks, Bob.
Speaker 1: I rehearsed four weeks for that line. Well, we were
Speaker 1: going to give you something you could get your teeth into,
Speaker 1: but we weren't sure you'd have them with you tonight.
Speaker 20: You wouldn't dare say that if you were still with
Speaker 20: Pepsiden brother.
Speaker 3: Power.
Speaker 1: Let's get back to this stuff. Huh. We'll ever get
Speaker 1: through with this tonight.
Speaker 3: Look at you know, Bob, you know who handy? You
Speaker 3: know who has the sweetest?
Speaker 1: Page fifteen?
Speaker 3: You know who has the sweetest I'm not you know
Speaker 3: who has a sweet lover?
Speaker 1: Get off?
Speaker 10: I want to play the violin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a minute, wait a minute, are we still on?
Speaker 3: You know who has the sweetest?
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Speaker 1: You mean one of those guys who says this next
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Speaker 1: And now the Xtra plays he's a real gone guy.
Speaker 3: We haven't got time to wait.
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