Speaker 1: I feel so untouched that won't you so much that
Speaker 1: HI just care for I get you, not say that
Speaker 1: I'm as hi Hi.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, no, no sorry. I had my my
Speaker 2: a ups on my up like you know the air
Speaker 2: I use my air pups that connected it to my
Speaker 2: a ups, so I can. I know it's older technology,
Speaker 2: but I was listening to classic music anyways. You know Veronica's.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, like there's Christina new I. I know,
Speaker 2: I know that there's other music I could be listening to,
Speaker 2: but like, I just got so bored because I couldn't
Speaker 2: find anything out here. Christina knew Alan Home not familiar.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, no, I just got a bunch of tennis
Speaker 2: over here. It's gonna crack them open. And well, what
Speaker 2: did you think I was gonna be drinking Foster's. Well, no,
Speaker 2: I know that you're American. You know you don't know
Speaker 2: good beer, so no, this is good stuff. Well I
Speaker 2: guess I could have had some ice coffees, but you know, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not Starbucks. Oh god, I forget. You don't know
Speaker 2: proper or good coffee culture. It's okay, We're gonna teach you.
Speaker 2: We're gonna take you so what weapons did you bring
Speaker 2: today for the hunt? What? How did you get a gun? No?
Speaker 2: Our gun laws are so crazy out here. I figured
Speaker 2: you went with a way better weapon. I actually don't
Speaker 2: know how I feel about guns, you know, since we
Speaker 2: really got rid of most of them in the country. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: I figured you'd bring a boomerang. Yeah, you know, you
Speaker 2: throw the boomerang and if you don't boom, then that's
Speaker 2: what I do when I go rang, you know, I
Speaker 2: go run after it. I bring it back now boomerang. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: what are we doing? But what do you mean? What typped? Though?
Speaker 2: I think it's pretty obvious. I'm a ding guy. What
Speaker 2: do you mean? I don't have an Australian accent? I
Speaker 2: live here? Are you? Texas? Is in a place in Australia.
Speaker 2: He's silly, chicken. No, I don't mean I live in
Speaker 2: the Australia the United States. I live in Australia. Might
Speaker 2: get I might? No, might your friends not like might
Speaker 2: lives in out Oh. I see how you can get
Speaker 2: your confusing No, that's not what what do you mean?
Speaker 2: You known understand that's what Australians mean? Wait? Hunt? What No,
Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to say something mean to you. That's
Speaker 2: the term of endearment. Lord, I get it. You Americans
Speaker 2: get really upset by the term. But we say it
Speaker 2: like every ten seconds. I promise you you'll you'll be fine,
Speaker 2: You'll get over it. Okay, So back to this hunt.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of hungry. I didn't really have any you know,
Speaker 2: breakfasts or whatever. What what do you think that I
Speaker 2: packed eight? I got me something. I got myself some
Speaker 2: pathetic cakes? You like poteta cake? No? What'd you think
Speaker 2: I was gonna do? Get fairy bread? No, that's not
Speaker 2: really from here. It's delicious. It's not from here. No,
Speaker 2: some vegemite, it's it's delicious. Have you never had vegema?
Speaker 2: Have you had marmat? It's kind of like, but it
Speaker 2: tastes better. No, what do you mean cultural appropriation? I'm
Speaker 2: not appropriating anything. I'm a dingo. What did you call me?
Speaker 2: I am not a labrador at all? Oh, I'm not
Speaker 2: a rhodagin ridgeback Jesus crost. What look? Don't those come
Speaker 2: from like Africa? Close enough? Maybe my people did come
Speaker 2: down from there and that's how we ended up here.
Speaker 2: But now I'm a dingo, you know, like I ate
Speaker 2: your baby. Yeah, we do eat a lot of babies.
Speaker 2: We tend to be atheists. Well, yeah, you know atheis
Speaker 2: eat babies. No, you ever heard that before? Well I figured,
Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, there's a lot of atheists in Australia.
Speaker 2: I didn't have to be. It's the land that God forgot.
Speaker 2: Now what Yeah, it's like pb endgame. Like if you can't,
Speaker 2: if you're not good, if you're not prepared, you're not
Speaker 2: gonna make it here. Everything hates you, including me. We
Speaker 2: eat babies for cross sex. What No, No, I didn't
Speaker 2: say cracky. I said cross sex. Listen here, rest in
Speaker 2: peace ver when we miss you, buddy, Thank you for
Speaker 2: helping put and keep us on the map. M Heath
Speaker 2: Ledger and ten things I hate about you, Margo Robbie beautiful.
Speaker 2: We create such beautiful people. Hymnsworths delicious. What No, I'm
Speaker 2: just saying, we create really, really, really sexy people. But yeah, no,
Speaker 2: we don't say crikey all of us. Some of us do,
Speaker 2: but Jesus crop not. I don't even want to say
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ around you. No, here, let's just sit down
Speaker 2: and have some un and get ready for our hunt.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, you know, we don't really want to go
Speaker 2: near any water. I don't want the ruse to try
Speaker 2: to drown us. Yeah, no, kangaroos, it's well, no, we
Speaker 2: don't need a liscense or anything for them. I figured
Speaker 2: that's what we'd be hunting. What are we hunting? Why
Speaker 2: the hell would we be hunting. I don't think there's
Speaker 2: a lot of wild pigs running around here. I mean
Speaker 2: there's some like rabbits. Maybe we can get some wallabies.
Speaker 2: I don't know how the government feels about that though,
Speaker 2: But what I mean this isn't like prime hunting. Hunting
Speaker 2: is we get rus that's what we're gonna go. No,
Speaker 2: I don't, Well, what do you mean if we were
Speaker 2: gonna hunt in Australia we would get em us listen here?
Speaker 2: Is that a joke? Is that a joke? I know
Speaker 2: people who were grievously hurt by the fact that we
Speaker 2: lost the Great Amy War. I'm just I want to
Speaker 2: talk about something. I don't know what did What did
Speaker 2: you What were you thinking about? You said you wanted
Speaker 2: to go someplace next month? What do you mean you
Speaker 2: wanted to go to alask Balta? Really bringing balto to me?
Speaker 2: If we're gonna talk about famous dogs, why are we
Speaker 2: talking about Red Dog? You know, Balto didn't even run
Speaker 2: most of the freaking rice and had that huge controversy
Speaker 2: with Togo. Red Dog totally went to Japan and came back.
Speaker 2: It happened. People said, it happened. It's great, Red Dog.
Speaker 2: We could go see Red Dog's plaque. Could be great.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, why are you trying to convince me
Speaker 2: that I'm Tixan. I'm telling you right now, if why
Speaker 2: do you keep calling me a retriever? I would want
Speaker 2: to go get in water if I was a retriever
Speaker 2: and I'm Australia. We don't get in water. What do
Speaker 2: he means? Of course, we serve. All of us were
Speaker 2: born surfing. I'm pretty sure we come sliding out of
Speaker 2: our MoMA's vaginas with the surfboard. Yeah. Well that's not
Speaker 2: getting in the water. That's just you know, that's what
Speaker 2: do you mean? That was a missed opportunity to say, cunt,
Speaker 2: you're disgusting. Anyways, we have the water, it's right there.
Speaker 2: You're on the board. You're on the board. There's a
Speaker 2: difference between get in the water. You know, if you
Speaker 2: want to go get stung by a box jellyfish? You go,
Speaker 2: do you do? But we know better than to get
Speaker 2: in the water. Oh goodness gracious? Mm hmm, well yeah,
Speaker 2: what is that another retrieve for drug? Why? What any
Speaker 2: self respect in Australian dog want to go running through
Speaker 2: a poly leaves so we can get spatters all over
Speaker 2: the place. I don't want to huntsman creepy crop. Yes,
Speaker 2: I know huntsmand are pretty safe, but they're huge and ech. No.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get bit by a fedal leve either.
Speaker 2: Jesus Chris, what is wrong with you? You don't seem
Speaker 2: to understand anything. You're hungry, you're so what do you
Speaker 2: want me to feed you a bloomin onion? Cultural appropriation?
Speaker 2: You guys go and make a chain, a chain called
Speaker 2: out back Stakhouse, and you guys go and take an
Speaker 2: onion in? You deep fry? We don't do we really think?
Speaker 2: We deep for out a lot of things. Well, no,
Speaker 2: putting something on the barbies not? I mean, I guess
Speaker 2: it's fine, say that again? Really, really, can you beat
Speaker 2: the streamp and the baby? No prawns? Jesus Christ, you
Speaker 2: don't even know how to get this right. You know
Speaker 2: you you are just a stereotypical American idiot, doesn't You
Speaker 2: don't seem to understand anything about our culture. It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: And when you go back home, you're gonna go tell
Speaker 2: everybody what do you mean? What do you mean you
Speaker 2: are home? Did you move here? I would say, because
Speaker 2: we would reject you. Yeah, I'm I'm pretty sure you're
Speaker 2: You haven't heard about like the drop bear rule? You know, well,
Speaker 2: you go take you out where the trees are, and
Speaker 2: if you're American, if you walk through the forest and
Speaker 2: you can't spot a drop, you've got to go back on. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: not messing with you at all. I promise you. Ask
Speaker 2: any other Australian they'll tell you the same thing. What
Speaker 2: do you mean that's our national culture? To mess with Americans?
Speaker 2: That'd be rude. We're not rude. Did you just say
Speaker 2: we're criminals? It was one boat, it was one vote,
Speaker 2: and it was they weren't super prolific. I swear, to
Speaker 2: Pete's sake, what kind of sense would it make to
Speaker 2: send that many people to a call to it to
Speaker 2: settle it? There were all the criminals that you could catch.
Speaker 2: They're the ones that managed to get caught. What kind
Speaker 2: of sense does that make? It makes no flat footed sense?
Speaker 2: Whatsoever does it? M M absolutely done with this. Okay,
Speaker 2: Well listen here, mister. Well, I guess I'll be the
Speaker 2: one to say that if that's what you're going to
Speaker 2: use to you know, cut that sandwich. That's not a knife.
Speaker 2: Here's a knife. Yeah, that's quite literally a spoon. This
Speaker 2: is actually a knife. Nar, don't do that? Clear Nar?
Speaker 2: What from H two? I clar Now you don't know
Speaker 2: anything about our culture, do you. Oh it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 2: We'll say too. And what do you mean I'm tickson
Speaker 2: really well? Yeah, I mean tick them horns? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: University of takes is nausin. What do you football? Don't
Speaker 2: you guys call it soccer? It's football? I mean American football. Oh,
Speaker 2: I know a lot about American football. The Cowboys. They
Speaker 2: disappoint me every stinking year, every stinking year. I guess
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say the disappointment. I pretty much show that
Speaker 2: I can wake it. Oh, no, I'm getting tired. We
Speaker 2: should go ahead and get this hunt started. Shitn't we
Speaker 2: all right? So I don't know about you, but I
Speaker 2: am certainly not here to fix spatters. So let's hip
Speaker 2: two three four and get gone. Wait did you just
Speaker 2: call me a kwai? No, I live on a self
Speaker 2: respect and good continent. I didn't run off to an
Speaker 2: island where there's absolutely nothing that wants to hurt me
Speaker 2: or kill me and it's absolutely quit essentially paradise and
Speaker 2: everybody wants to live and it's gorgeous. No, I did
Speaker 2: not want to live with a place where there are
Speaker 2: sixty sheep for every one single person. AH wanted to
Speaker 2: live where absolutely no one should exist. That's where I
Speaker 2: wanted to be. All right, let's uh go through that
Speaker 2: boomerang and ooh oh sorry, I just see you through it,
Speaker 2: So I wanted to go catch it. What I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: I promise you I am a thing. Go again. We're
Speaker 2: not here to fock spatters. Let's go. Hey, guys, see
Speaker 2: Alexander here, I promised. Tomorrow's video will be super flirty.
Speaker 2: I just had to make this because over the past year,
Speaker 2: and honestly, I've always had quite a few Australian friends
Speaker 2: that I gamed online with the World of Warcraft. But
Speaker 2: like the asm R Lounge, I swear to God for
Speaker 2: the longest time, it was either Texans or Australian, so
Speaker 2: that you u key, Brits are coming and I might
Speaker 2: do a similar video based off of British people because
Speaker 2: my best friend Starlett Audio shout Out you should subscribe
Speaker 2: to her is also British, so I'm always picking on
Speaker 2: her for saying stuff like we leave in It's funny,
Speaker 2: but I thought it'd be hysterical to take because a
Speaker 2: lot of people think I'm part of Australian because of
Speaker 2: my nar my no is changing. Usually it would be
Speaker 2: a n but over this past year it's turning into
Speaker 2: more of a gnarr because I've been hanging out with
Speaker 2: so many other Australians and my accents like not. It's
Speaker 2: it's adapting slightly to it. So I thought it'd be
Speaker 2: really funny to take a whole bunch of Australian stuff.
Speaker 2: It makes this poor little delusional Labrador who thinks that
Speaker 2: she's a dngo big a scary dingo. I want to
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