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Speaker 1: Oh, I would if daddy got home yet. How daddy, Hello, snookes,

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where's the baby? He's in a bathtub? Good heavens, haven't

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you got more sense than to leave a fifteen month

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old child in a bathtub? Look out the old brown day?

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How do you know? But it's just a classic Brookes beer.

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Are you all right? You're still alive? Yes? But they

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might very easily have been a tragic accident. Why because

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nobody goes off and leaves a baby in a cup

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full of water? I did I know he did, And

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don't let it happen again. A very id very stop that.

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Come on, little fellow, daddy'll dry up? He's here, boy daddy,

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Why of course he's a boy. Catch me a towel, please,

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Why so I can dry him before he catches a cold?

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Why are you home in front of the electrics man,

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I'll never mind those diabolical ideas of yours. Get a towel, quick,

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a boy, tower, handy towel and hurry, I'm getting wet

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all over. Heavey tall, daddy, Shall I hit him with it?

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Give it to me there? Well? Have you drying a

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jiffy little man? Rub? But dumb, dumb when he laughed.

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He looks like you die. He does it? That doesn't he? Yeah,

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he all knows, that's all. Lend me the baby powder,

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let me shake it a harm'm daddy? Oh all right,

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but go easy? Oh no, you're putting it all over

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his face. Man swallace some daddy. No, it'll poison him.

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Would it poison in if he ate a take the soap? By?

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Of course it would? Well it didn't. Do you mean

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to tell me the child ate some soap? When did

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that happen? When I was quietly pushing it in his mouth?

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And daddy, well, I certainly hope. So now let me

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get little Roby to bed. I'm expecting a man here

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soon win a new car? Yes, I hope I can

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get him to allow me a hundred dollars on my

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old one. Why because no other dealer will allow me

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more than seventy five? Oh, and that reminds me, what's

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that boloney you were handing, mister Powell about me being rich?

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It's just the looney daddy, I know it is. But

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why on earth you go to such trouble to make

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up those fantastic stories. It ain't no trouble, I've told

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you time and again, every American child should try to

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emulate the great George Washington. Oh, ye oh, don't tell

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me you've never heard of George Washington. Why don't you

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learn anything of that broken out school of yours? Ain't

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a horrible, oh suke, you must have heard of him.

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Who was our first president? Combon? No, it was Washington,

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George Washington. That's the first thing you learned, the names

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of our presidents. The first president was Washington, the second

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was Adams. The third president was You mean to tell

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me you never heard of who is the same president?

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I think it was Taft, But it doesn't matter. I'll

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let me put roast beer in bed and then you

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can go to sleep. I want a new car. I'd

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rather not have you around. I have to make a

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deal with the salesman on our old car. It might

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take a bit of a fannake. Huh nothing, all right,

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slide down the good night baby, now, Oh, say good

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night to your little brother snookes the night moost. No,

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all right, get into here pajamas. What's the nagling, daddy? Oh,

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it's a musical term for sharp practice. Just forget about it,

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and then here daddy, Ahead of then, wait, I'll go.

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Good evening, mister Higgins. I've brought a new car. How

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are s no? All right, come on, but leave the

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door open. Ropespierre might wake up. Here's the car, beauty

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given she allow you? Oh fair looking car. Of course

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you understand the deal depends on how much you allow

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me for my car. Naturally, Well, I think I should

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tell you I had the car down to another deal yesterday,

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and he offered me six hundred on the trade. Oh god, well,

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I'm confident that we can match anybody's off of Hi.

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I believe we'd even make an allowance of fifty dollars

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for that dilapidated old rattle trap of a car. Which

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car right there in front of the new one. That's

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our car, mate, I thank your pardon. Yes, sir, that

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dilapidated old rattle trap of a car does happen to

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be my automobile. Well that's how in the horse I

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want to a car. There's not gonna be any new cars.

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I can see this man doesn't want to make a deal.

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Oh not just a minute, mister Higgins. I'm sure we

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can get together. Of course, I haven't tried your old car,

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and I can take my word for it. It runs

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as smooth as a tough business smirks. Yeah, them can

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make more. No, never mind, Well, I'd like to drive

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it around the block and get an idea of whoa,

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what a pity? I just remembered I gave my wife

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the keys to the car. She won't be back for

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a week. Oh, daddy, what's the matter with you? Mommy's

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playing by make his canos and he get you behind.

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That's what she told you. I happen to know she

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won't be hoped for a week. You hear me? OHI

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I hear that's fine, So did George Washington. Uh, mister Higgins.

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Weedo's usually set a trade in price without testing the car.

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But inasmuch as there isn't a great deal of money

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in fault, What do you mean I want six hundred

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dollars for this car? He's just joking it, I certainly not. Well, Oh,

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I'll give her seventy five dollars. And it's that I'm

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stretching it today. I think I hear you out here, Ellen,

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Oh he is, I'll be right back. Uh. Wouldn't you

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like to have this nice new car, young lady? Uh? Huh,

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But the man's on the sa streets. Gonna be awful,

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mad if you get the old one. What that tree?

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It's back to make the car. What does he want

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with us? Well, I heard him tell he wants to

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buy it. Course it's got a million miles on it,

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a million miles. Uh huh. And he wants to put

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it in the door with all a new car. See

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sort of an advertising stunt. Uh. How much did he

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offer for it? Do you know? Two hundred dollars? And

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what did your mother say? Yes for two thousand? Hm?

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So the man laughed and went away, eh h h.

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Then he came back later and offered a fifteen hundred dollars.

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What he said she would talk to daddy, but she

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ain't seen him yet. Uh uh you you mean your

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daddy doesn't know about this offer. And I'm gonna tell

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j just just a minute, my dear, Look, I'd like

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to play us off of a joke. And you're daddy,

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you know, And if you don't say anything, I'll give

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you this dollar, alright, want to say anything? He put

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it away because he's sound asleep. He Uh, mister Higgins,

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I've been thinking, I know you want this new car

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pretty badly. So I've decided to offer you two hundred

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dollars for your old one. Well, that's more like it.

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It's still hone and morning fifteen huney guy. Of course

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I might press it a bit and make it to fifty.

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Your mom, are you just stay out of this snow.

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I'll leave it to a childless poilty. Oh sure, ih,

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chure I two fifty seeds to be more in line.

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But if you can give you what, I'll give you

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three hundred, not a cent more. Is it a deal?

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It's a deal. Here, sign these papers. I just remembered.

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I have to get back to the showrooms. Very important

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to point car. Right here you are, sir, I am

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thank you, thank you. You can use the car right now,

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and I'll have your old car picked up tonight. That's fine.

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Goodbye ol Man, goodbye Misster Higgins, goodbye little lady. Well

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let's go in snows. Yes, your old dad knows how

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to make a day. See the way I made him

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push his price up. You wonderful daddy. Oh pretty smart operator. Yes, sir, Well,

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how would you like to take her ride to the studio.

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I've got to collect a little bet. Well, let's god, yes,

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I think I know what, well, don't have a try it.

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Come on,