Speaker 1: Hi guys, and welcome back to Between Us Girlies.
Speaker 2: I'm brand I'm Lindsay, I'm Bailey, I'm Casey. I am
Speaker 2: so excited for today's episode. Like I just teach a preface.
Speaker 1: That I love this energy.
Speaker 2: So y'all wanted more funny stories and we're gonna get
Speaker 2: into some crazy ones. But first, how is everyone's weekend?
Speaker 1: It was good?
Speaker 3: It was My weekend did not start off great, but
Speaker 3: I complained the first thing last episode, so someone else
Speaker 3: needs to start and then I can complain Casey.
Speaker 4: Casey and I had an unintentional double date on Friday. Well,
Speaker 4: I mean we've been planned it, but it was just
Speaker 4: said the same section. I went to Well had a
Speaker 4: date night and I went to Leon Bridges concert on Friday.
Speaker 1: So that was good. I met with Casey after. We
Speaker 1: had a little car ride home together cute, so it
Speaker 1: was good. I got out the house and that was
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 5: How was the concert?
Speaker 1: It was good?
Speaker 5: So good.
Speaker 3: He's except everyone in my sex like was seated and
Speaker 3: they weren't dancing, and like, I just can't sit still.
Speaker 3: Lambert is my favorite artist. His music just like is
Speaker 3: so fucking like danceable and good vibes and just everyone
Speaker 3: was like just sitting there, like staring, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I was listening to the same music, Like you don't
Speaker 3: have to like dance if you don't want to. But
Speaker 3: like no one was even standing. I kind of wish
Speaker 3: I like paid a little extra and was a little
Speaker 3: closer because everyone upfront was dancing.
Speaker 1: I saw all those people up front dancing. We were
Speaker 1: on the lawn. We were just chilling smoking. It was beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's such a beautiful night. It's a romantic Did you
Speaker 1: meet her?
Speaker 6: DM?
Speaker 1: It was so funny.
Speaker 3: We were in the car ride back to dropped like
Speaker 3: back to home, and me and Bailey were just yapping,
Speaker 3: and Jake just goes every time you two are together,
Speaker 3: all you do is talk shit. And I was like,
Speaker 3: and he just is roasting us. He was like, all
Speaker 3: it is when the three of us hang out, is
Speaker 3: me sitting here and you two talking shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I couldn't really defend myself my new guys,
Speaker 1: and I was like, don't worry.
Speaker 3: When they got out of the car, said I cannot
Speaker 3: believe you embarrassed Bailey like that, But I.
Speaker 4: Think it's all I was talk shit to him, like
Speaker 4: like when we got back, He's like, oh, it was
Speaker 4: like I just heard those stories twice.
Speaker 1: I said, well you know.
Speaker 5: What, Yeah, they know the real you.
Speaker 1: And that's what it was. I was like, he knows
Speaker 1: you talked shit.
Speaker 3: He was laughing and everything we were saying anyway, But
Speaker 3: I was like, Jake, don't do that to her.
Speaker 1: Don't hurt my best friend like that in front of her.
Speaker 1: Man Like, but it's funny.
Speaker 4: I like, I'm so used to hang out with Casey
Speaker 4: and Jake, and it's like not having someone with me that.
Speaker 4: Like we were walking back, it was just it was
Speaker 4: like Jake, Casey me that my guy was like on
Speaker 4: the other side, like, oh, I should proably stand next
Speaker 4: to him. And I was used to being like the
Speaker 4: three of us. Sorry babes, but it was good. It's yeah,
Speaker 4: all smile. That was your guys' weekend.
Speaker 1: Pretty awful. Yeah, it's like not good. We're like not
Speaker 1: doing well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty mentally ill kind of agree.
Speaker 1: But I also did a puzzle this weekend. You guys
Speaker 1: did your puzzle? Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we bought in a thousand piece puzzle. You finished, no,
Speaker 2: maybe like a good den. I would say, we have
Speaker 2: like six hundred done.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe fifty.
Speaker 1: To be honest, you're more than halfway.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, definitely, definitely. Saturday was like probably one of
Speaker 2: the words stays in my life. No, like it was
Speaker 2: not actually but like we legit did not leave the
Speaker 2: home and like my dream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't good.
Speaker 6: We crashed out about where to eat dinner. I had
Speaker 6: a panic attack. My ex boyfriend texted me, called my mom.
Speaker 6: She didn't help me that much.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, it was bad. Next essential crisis. That was me
Speaker 1: last week having a ton of anxiety. Yeah, how are
Speaker 1: we doing today?
Speaker 6: Well? I actually felt a lot better because I woke
Speaker 6: up on Sunday and I went to church with my
Speaker 6: little brother.
Speaker 5: I tried a new church. No, it really was. It
Speaker 5: was a good time.
Speaker 6: Then when I came home, I was gonna go with
Speaker 6: my cousin, like go like shoot some guns.
Speaker 1: Okay you yes, yes.
Speaker 6: But hear me out, hear me out. I believe in
Speaker 6: the Second Amendment. I just don't believe in the Second
Speaker 6: Amendment where we're buying guns that can like mass murder people.
Speaker 6: And after being assaulted earlier this year by a man,
Speaker 6: I would like to have control. So the idea of
Speaker 6: being able to use a weapon like brings me comfort.
Speaker 6: I don't necessarily need to bring it into the home.
Speaker 6: I don't need to like put an NRA.
Speaker 2: Sticker on the back of my car, like that's diabolic
Speaker 2: col January sixth.
Speaker 6: But like I thought it would be fun, but after
Speaker 6: praising God all day, I was like, maybe I shouldn't
Speaker 6: do that.
Speaker 5: So I just came home.
Speaker 6: Brandon was on edge because we got into a little
Speaker 6: spat on Saturday.
Speaker 5: But it was like in a funny way. He didn't
Speaker 5: think it was funny. Honestly I didn't either, But oh,
Speaker 5: I love you.
Speaker 1: Getting back to your guns real quick?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because it's time to let the cat out
Speaker 4: of the bag I have before I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Say, where are you going with this? Because jan watch
Speaker 1: your mout.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm like, imagine taking that picture and
Speaker 4: photoshophing into January sixth. So I was in Vegas one time.
Speaker 4: I was a Vegas one time for a work conference,
Speaker 4: and I don't know how I got myself into this one.
Speaker 5: But you worked with Republicans.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's actually that's how. Yes.
Speaker 4: And so instead of like golf outings like I usually do,
Speaker 4: I did a clay shooting tournament, which is fucking hell.
Speaker 4: I was like my after my first time in Vegas,
Speaker 4: I was hungover the altitude there is hell, it's dusty, windy,
Speaker 4: and I wasn't eating anything. I was so hungry and
Speaker 4: we had to shoot rifles that yeah, rifle. We had
Speaker 4: shoot rifles at moving like clay shooting targets. It's the
Speaker 4: hardest thing I've ever done. Like that's hand eye coordination.
Speaker 4: And I was so pissed off because the instructors were like, well,
Speaker 4: why can't you do I'm like, I don't shoot rifles
Speaker 4: for fun, Like this is hard. Like they pulled one thing,
Speaker 4: one disc would fly in the air, another one will fly.
Speaker 1: It was the most bonkers thing.
Speaker 5: It's giving the hunting wives.
Speaker 4: That's exactly was the hunting wives. And in my I
Speaker 4: was like, at least I know in case we're everyone
Speaker 4: like hosted situation.
Speaker 1: I have that. I know how to shoot that rifle.
Speaker 4: I can't remember how to load it or like how
Speaker 4: to pull it together.
Speaker 5: So that is a big portion shatcheey what got me?
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Unfortunately, there is a I have was with myself
Speaker 4: and I'm in an all dnim outfit and a camera hat.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite photo. Of you to ever grace this earth.
Speaker 3: It is you fully in an all denim outfit with
Speaker 3: a camo hat and a gun. But the thing about
Speaker 3: the gun is like you're not holding it in a
Speaker 3: Bailey way.
Speaker 1: You're kind of holding it in like a bailey like
Speaker 1: b A y l E.
Speaker 3: I eight, like you're holding it in such a Republican
Speaker 3: way because you have it like like that, no bailly.
Speaker 3: You know that picture is saved in my Favorites album
Speaker 3: and sometimes when I'm sad, I look at that photo
Speaker 3: because it is so funny to me, like it is
Speaker 3: just a different version of you.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know that girl a girl.
Speaker 4: I think I need to make you guys sign an
Speaker 4: NDA because I think I like you, did you.
Speaker 1: Puss us out?
Speaker 5: You said, if this photo gets anywhere.
Speaker 2: I did cuss you up? Yeah, you're coming out, party,
Speaker 2: coming out. Anyone watched the VMA's Last Night No video
Speaker 2: we tried, It was like glitching.
Speaker 1: I also like don't know why I was why I
Speaker 1: hate award shows. I don't really know. I just think
Speaker 1: all the important things make it to TikTok.
Speaker 3: So it's like, why would I waste my time watching
Speaker 3: a two hour show when I can pretty much find
Speaker 3: out anything I need to know via TikTok.
Speaker 1: The next day, I was like really excited about it.
Speaker 3: Actually, did anyone like blow you away any notable moments?
Speaker 6: I thought that low Rilla with ll cool J was
Speaker 6: like really cool and I only thought of that like
Speaker 6: her being a rapper getting to like rap with or
Speaker 6: not Ello cool Sorry bust rhymes.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, yeah, they all look the same. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I really don't care.
Speaker 6: Done.
Speaker 1: I really don't so on this podcast, you've said one too.
Speaker 1: How many things are we going to say?
Speaker 5: I'm a Trump supporter? I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: New episode title.
Speaker 5: Anyways, I was excited, but you know.
Speaker 1: I saw some being a carpenters performance down.
Speaker 5: She always I missed that.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. Oh, I just know that she did.
Speaker 4: Like and I'm like, I know they saw the race
Speaker 4: that I take as fact.
Speaker 1: That's true. Wasn't there? Once I saw that, I was like,
Speaker 1: there's no reason for me.
Speaker 2: I think that's why I don't like reward award shows
Speaker 2: because I'm just like, like, it's so like they know
Speaker 2: that they're gonna win. Like I can tell when an
Speaker 2: artist doesn't show up like she ain't like she knows
Speaker 2: she isn't gonna win. Like their team sends him an
Speaker 2: email like, hey, you should probably be here for this,
Speaker 2: Like you like have a pretty good shot at winning.
Speaker 2: Wink wink, Like yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: How would you act?
Speaker 2: Like if you knew, I would act humble, but like
Speaker 2: as they all did last night, I would half a
Speaker 2: piece of paper stuffed away with my thank you.
Speaker 1: Paper.
Speaker 6: No, I need an immunity necklace. The girl who's sings
Speaker 6: that irritating song with whatever that is, her speech was cute. Sure,
Speaker 6: All that aside, that song like gives me like chest
Speaker 6: Like it is a very like jarring song.
Speaker 3: Like it's not something you can listen to casually. It's
Speaker 3: kind of like you have to put it on for
Speaker 3: a purpose.
Speaker 5: What's the purpose a child's birthday? Like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: You definitely know the song. It just for a while
Speaker 2: all over TikTok, Bruno mars, Yeah, it gives.
Speaker 7: Like baby shark energy.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're funny to tell a gambling addiction, but
Speaker 4: we all do.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. He was so open about that. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm broke. I spent all my money.
Speaker 5: He also had a coke addiction, real.
Speaker 1: Dad because the gambling hand in hand.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was having fun.
Speaker 1: I want to get to the casino. I've be like
Speaker 1: won some money in a while. I'm down for the
Speaker 1: fishball game.
Speaker 4: I was listening to a podcast earlier. We're talking about
Speaker 4: counting cards. That was about the Google, like how do
Speaker 4: you count cards? So like maybe I could teach myself,
Speaker 4: But I'm like, is that a fella?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Am I if they web search my PHONEO scrub it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Am I gonna go to jail? Say?
Speaker 4: If I went at the casino they see I'm like
Speaker 4: googling how to count cards?
Speaker 6: Probably I heard chasing cars like that snow Patrol song
Speaker 6: when you said, and I was like, what are you
Speaker 6: talking about? Like that's what my brain was prop I
Speaker 6: want to go home.
Speaker 1: We're firing on all cylinders today.
Speaker 3: I wait, I have to tell you guys really quickly
Speaker 3: about my saw trap from last week. Oh yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: make it really quick because it was actually so diabolical
Speaker 3: and like you know those stories where like it just
Speaker 3: doesn't have a good ending and then it puts everyone
Speaker 3: in a bad mood afterwards. That's kind of how the
Speaker 3: story is. So like I'll make it quick. So I
Speaker 3: went to go get my nails done. And in the
Speaker 3: middle of getting my nails done, so like with gel
Speaker 3: X for contexts, like they have to like fully take
Speaker 3: off your nails, so then I have like my natural
Speaker 3: nails and then they put a new set on, Like
Speaker 3: it's not like a crylic where you just get it
Speaker 3: like refilled. So I have bare hands, and all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, the sink explodes and it starts gushing water
Speaker 3: all over the salon to the point where it's literally
Speaker 3: pouring into like all the cords are like where they
Speaker 3: have everything plugged in, and like the girl next to me,
Speaker 3: like her purse was on the ground and it started
Speaker 3: getting wet, and it was getting very stressed.
Speaker 1: They're throwing all the towels they have at the thing.
Speaker 3: And the guy that was doing my nails was the
Speaker 3: only other guy in the salon, so he was kind
Speaker 3: of like had to step in, and so he stepped
Speaker 3: away for a little bit, and when he came back,
Speaker 3: it was still flooding, and I could tell he was
Speaker 3: so flustered, and I felt bad. And when he put
Speaker 3: my nails on, he put them all on crooked, but
Speaker 3: he like fully put them on and sealed them and
Speaker 3: then realized that they were crooked, And at that point
Speaker 3: I was so overstimulated. I was like, it's really okay,
Speaker 3: you don't need to fix it. He was like, no,
Speaker 3: I have to fix it. They're like, I can't let
Speaker 3: you leave like that, so we had to retake them
Speaker 3: all off. Meanwhile, it is still flooding, and at this
Speaker 3: point it's gotten so bad that it started squirting out
Speaker 3: of the top of the sink too, So it is
Speaker 3: squirting out of the top of the sink, the bottom
Speaker 3: of the sink, it is covering the salon.
Speaker 1: We have to keep our feet up.
Speaker 3: We can't put our hands in the machines because they're
Speaker 3: plugged into cords that the water is all around, so
Speaker 3: he speeds through my thing. He ends up being so
Speaker 3: disoriented that he had to give me off to someone else.
Speaker 3: I'm finally about to be done, and the girl checking
Speaker 3: out this is a cash only place. The ATM looses connection.
Speaker 3: The ATM breaks, I have no cash in my wallet.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my fucking god, this could not get
Speaker 3: any worse. I was already there for like two and
Speaker 3: a half hours at this point. Luckily they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: we'll take card this one time, and I had ten
Speaker 3: dollars in my purse, so I was able to at
Speaker 3: least tip them so i'd leave. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: my fucking god, that was so crazy.
Speaker 1: I called Jake. I'm talking.
Speaker 3: I walk past where my car was and I realized
Speaker 3: that my car is not there, So I'm like, my
Speaker 3: car got stolen.
Speaker 1: Great, like this has happened to me before.
Speaker 3: I didn't put a lock on usually I don't put
Speaker 3: it on overnight, and then I look up and I
Speaker 3: realized my car was towed.
Speaker 1: Was it that happy hour? Not happy hour like after
Speaker 1: work too, No, it was this.
Speaker 3: It was this weird spot that like looked a lot
Speaker 3: of people must fall for this because there was a
Speaker 3: picture like the neighbor who lived there put a sign
Speaker 3: up on their tree that said, please do not park
Speaker 3: your car here, the city will tow it. And it
Speaker 3: was like not a city sign, like, it was just
Speaker 3: like a friendly, like neighborly sign that was like the
Speaker 3: city will tow your car. So Jake had to come
Speaker 3: pick me up. This is now nine o'clock at night.
Speaker 3: I have been in the salon for two and a
Speaker 3: half hours. My appointment was at six thirty. Do you
Speaker 3: hear Neilstone in Delaware?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I get him in an old city. I was an
Speaker 3: old city phild off. Yeah, he has to take me too.
Speaker 3: I've never I've never gotten my car toad before. Like
Speaker 3: I've had plenty of tickets. I was on a payment plan,
Speaker 3: but I've never had my car toad. I had to
Speaker 3: go down to the place. I didn't have my insurance,
Speaker 3: didn't have my insurance, didn't have my registration. You would
Speaker 3: have thought I just committed the most illegal crime. And
Speaker 3: I was like, like they were treating me like I
Speaker 3: was a literal criminal. And I was like, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 3: this was an accident. I couldn't find any of the information.
Speaker 3: They were being so unhelpful. They were just staring at me.
Speaker 1: I was like, go to the car. No, they were like.
Speaker 3: He was like, if you have to go to the car,
Speaker 3: you can, but it'll take a little bit. And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I think I can pull it up
Speaker 3: on my phone. So I was trying to pull it up.
Speaker 3: It was this whole thing.
Speaker 1: The guy next to me is screaming because he is
Speaker 1: leaving for.
Speaker 3: Texas in the morning and they've had his car for
Speaker 3: three days, and it was like, like, how does anyone
Speaker 3: go to that place and like not want to lose
Speaker 3: their mind?
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 1: Eventually I paid two hundred and seventy dollars.
Speaker 3: Luckily I didn't have any other tickets on my car,
Speaker 3: but I was able to go and get my car,
Speaker 3: and I like literally wasn't even gonna go get my
Speaker 3: nails done that night.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, what do we really quick?
Speaker 3: It's a Thursday night, like it's they usually can do
Speaker 3: it really fast. And it was genuinely the worst experience
Speaker 3: of my entire life.
Speaker 6: God, I think that there is a special place in
Speaker 6: the depths of Hell for the employees of La Ten.
Speaker 6: I think that they are some of the rudest, unhelpful,
Speaker 6: just like they're just awful beings and like, I don't know,
Speaker 6: peas in their cheerios every morning to make their mouths
Speaker 6: so sour with so much disrespect. But I'm gonna pray
Speaker 6: for them, because only God can help this.
Speaker 4: La ten the only one no I was gonna say
Speaker 4: I did. I don't know if I went to Lot ten.
Speaker 4: I went to one before because my good in Center City,
Speaker 4: because there's a thing called like I want to say
Speaker 4: happy hour parking, but I think it's like rush hour parking,
Speaker 4: like where it says like regular parking, there is something
Speaker 4: underneath where you can't park from like four thirty to
Speaker 4: six thirty during rush hour.
Speaker 1: Fucking We were all at I was.
Speaker 4: Gonna say out together that taco place, mission taco, missionary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mission yeah, missionary taco.
Speaker 6: What is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is talking.
Speaker 4: We all came down in my car said, oh, she's
Speaker 4: right not there, And I remember I looked at my
Speaker 4: air pods were in my work bag and I found
Speaker 4: the location there. But I had a okay time. When
Speaker 4: I went on there, I was jolly nice to them.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it was you guys.
Speaker 3: It's just one of those things like if you like,
Speaker 3: this process would be so much easier if you were
Speaker 3: nice to me, and I could be nice back to you,
Speaker 3: like I was talking about it at work because me
Speaker 3: and Bailey worked at a Tanning salan.
Speaker 1: We've talked about this in college. Who worked at a
Speaker 1: Tanning salan. I'll admit it. Sometimes if I was in
Speaker 1: a bad mood, I'd be a bit to the customers.
Speaker 3: I would purposely make their time harder because I was
Speaker 3: in a bad mood. It's fine, we're all human, but
Speaker 3: like I, it would only be making their process longer,
Speaker 3: which would only make me more annoyed. So it was
Speaker 3: never like I never got satisfaction out of it.
Speaker 1: Where's your eyewear? Yeah, I would be so strict about
Speaker 1: the eyewear I would. I was rude. I'll admit it.
Speaker 3: Whatever these workers, I'm like, if you were just nice,
Speaker 3: this process would be so much more peaceful for you.
Speaker 6: Wait, I mean to say something and then I promise
Speaker 6: we can get into the episode.
Speaker 5: But this just triggered me.
Speaker 6: So Casey texts me and Bailey a few days ago
Speaker 6: and she's like, you, guys, is Ray is coming to Philly,
Speaker 6: Like we need to get these tickets. I am like,
Speaker 6: if I could meet two people, it would be three
Speaker 6: Barack Obama, Keiki Palmer, and Isa Ray. Like that's my
Speaker 6: dream lineup. So I'm like, we need to get these tickets.
Speaker 5: I go online.
Speaker 6: There it's like four tickets left. So I'm like, great,
Speaker 6: Heaven's gasp, Like I have to get them. I purchase
Speaker 6: the tickets. I'm like even yeah. I was well no, no, no,
Speaker 6: don't get excited. I was because Bailey and Casey were
Speaker 6: at this Leon Bridges concert. Only Casey was Anthony Bailey
Speaker 6: was in love in her world. So I was like,
Speaker 6: even if Bailey doesn't want to go, like, there's a
Speaker 6: few tickets left, Like somebody will buy this ticket off
Speaker 6: of may Or. I can put it in like a
Speaker 6: group chat. So I purchase the tickets. We get pit
Speaker 6: tickets the second row for ninety seven dollars each. I'm sorry,
Speaker 6: but I think that's a great price for incredible with
Speaker 6: these everything included, ninety seven dollars per person, I'm like,
Speaker 6: bet the girls will totally do that. I get a
Speaker 6: note that says that Ray is actually coming to the
Speaker 6: film More a month from now instead of the met today,
Speaker 6: which is what I bought the tickets for. So I'm like, huh,
Speaker 6: I bought tickets for the wrong date at the wrong venue.
Speaker 5: I want a refund.
Speaker 6: I was like, if the show's gonna be rescheduled, So
Speaker 6: I'm like, no worries, Brendon and I are doing that
Speaker 6: damn puzzle.
Speaker 5: So I called stub Hub.
Speaker 6: I'm like, hey, location changed, venue changed, price change, blah
Speaker 6: blah blah. I give you my money back so I
Speaker 6: can rebuy the tickets for like forty Bucks at the
Speaker 6: film Moore, and you would think I was speaking a
Speaker 6: different language. This woman was just giving me the run around.
Speaker 6: So at one point I just said, could I just
Speaker 6: speak to a supervisor? No, sude, there's no one there
Speaker 6: who's above you. Well, they can't help you. It has
Speaker 6: to go through our internal teams. She says this to
Speaker 6: me six hundred times. I was getting so frustrated that
Speaker 6: I said, I'm gonna just hang up the phone and
Speaker 6: I'm gonna call back in twenty four hours when apparently
Speaker 6: my claim is processed.
Speaker 5: It's a huge deal. Don't buy from stub hub.
Speaker 1: You just get a fucking refund exactly.
Speaker 5: So I call the next day.
Speaker 6: They're like, we actually can give you a refund, but
Speaker 6: you got to go to Ticketmaster sell the tickets back
Speaker 6: to us, and then we have to process it in
Speaker 6: one to three days. Lucky for them, I'm not super
Speaker 6: were pressed about this money, but it's three hundred dollars
Speaker 6: that I would like back.
Speaker 5: You know what I could do with three hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: So I'm still awaiting my.
Speaker 6: Refund, and if I do not receive the refund by
Speaker 6: tomorrow evening, it's one. Well that too, I'm gonna get
Speaker 6: my money back regardless. That's crazy, Like it just why
Speaker 6: are you making my life hard? If you just escalate
Speaker 6: the issue, it will help me and you. I don't
Speaker 6: have to be nasty to you and you don't have
Speaker 6: to be an idiot to me period.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Anyways, well, speaking of unhinged situations, I feel like that
Speaker 3: leads perfectly into what we want to talk about today.
Speaker 3: I feel like you guys need to give a good
Speaker 3: description because I feel like this idea came from you.
Speaker 2: This is all Brandon Tyler, Well, Lindsay and I. The
Speaker 2: other day, I think you brought it up. Lindsay brought
Speaker 2: up something really diabolical that I once did for a man,
Speaker 2: over a man, for a man. We'll get into it,
Speaker 2: and it was the first time in a few weeks
Speaker 2: that I genuinely laughed, and I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: that was fucking crazy. So I figured we could tell
Speaker 2: each of our worst crash outs, or one of our
Speaker 2: worst crash outs, some of the lowest moments of our
Speaker 2: life where we did some dumb shit over or for
Speaker 2: a man.
Speaker 1: My story is going to take a little bit. Would
Speaker 1: anybody want.
Speaker 2: To go first that maybe has a shorter story, because
Speaker 2: mine is pretty painfully long with a lot of embarrassing details.
Speaker 1: Anyone wants to kickstart us, why it's not that long, Okay,
Speaker 1: go for it. Okay.
Speaker 4: So I wasn't a toxic X situationship thing for five years,
Speaker 4: let me preface that.
Speaker 1: But we both had our faults.
Speaker 4: So this one night, this man was crazy. First off,
Speaker 4: in this the same textread he sent me the lyrics
Speaker 4: to future song Throwaway, the specific lyrics go and fuck
Speaker 4: that man, get it over with.
Speaker 1: Wasn't doing that, Like I wasn't. I wasn't doing anything.
Speaker 4: And then he claimed that I called him or something,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I didn't call you. Sence via
Speaker 4: screenshot of his call log, but deliberately crops it so
Speaker 4: it only says the first one says Kylie, this girl
Speaker 4: named Kylie that I guess he's hooking up with as well.
Speaker 4: Just trying to put it into my heart and just
Speaker 4: put that dagger like he did.
Speaker 1: That's fucked up, no drawing up. Can you purposely do that?
Speaker 4: She was at the front. I think she was like
Speaker 4: top and then meat. It just made no sense, like
Speaker 4: he just did it. He knew what he was doing,
Speaker 4: and so I saw that and I said not today.
Speaker 4: I put my coat on, I got my car, and
Speaker 4: I drove to that man's house. And did I sit
Speaker 4: outside of his house for a few minutes, just honking
Speaker 4: that horn and calling him?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I did, because who the fuck are you? I was like,
Speaker 1: this is crazy. That was crazy of him to do that.
Speaker 4: I put up my orange coat, my orange duster, and
Speaker 4: I got my vehicle. I said this, it was like
Speaker 4: one am, but I was like, it was like late
Speaker 4: and night because he was just he provoked me. I
Speaker 4: was provoked.
Speaker 1: And where did that lead? Did he come outside? Did
Speaker 1: you go in?
Speaker 2: Or no?
Speaker 4: I don't think he heard the Hanks. And he did
Speaker 4: not answer my phone. He answered maybe one or two
Speaker 4: calls again quickly hung up. So then I had to
Speaker 4: retreat back home and I sabbed. I remember there's a
Speaker 4: video I have of me sitting on my bedroom floor
Speaker 4: in the coat, sobbing.
Speaker 1: So so yes.
Speaker 4: I did crash out over that man. But he made
Speaker 4: me crash out, yeah, rightfully.
Speaker 2: So I think something something I've learned is the less
Speaker 2: they care about you, the harder you're going to crash
Speaker 2: out over like that.
Speaker 1: That's that's we'll see that. And I feel like, the
Speaker 1: worst they are, the harder you crash out.
Speaker 3: Like That's why I never believe when a man's like,
Speaker 3: oh my ex was crazy, Like, no, you made her crazy,
Speaker 3: so all of her crashouts are valid, And that's all.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that any other given day. I've changed,
Speaker 1: I'm different.
Speaker 6: I feel like that made you crazy has a great
Speaker 6: segue into my issue because this like genuinely made me psycho.
Speaker 6: I dated someone who was a serial cheater, Like he
Speaker 6: collected bodies on bodies while I was his number one body,
Speaker 6: and like it was the most disrespect I've ever felt
Speaker 6: in my life, and I wasn't used to that kind
Speaker 6: of disrespect, so reacting to it was it was a
Speaker 6: challenge for me.
Speaker 5: I should have just left, but it didn't.
Speaker 6: So one time he decided that he was gonna be
Speaker 6: messy with this girl who genuinely was a great value
Speaker 6: version of me.
Speaker 5: Like she we looked alike, we sounded alike.
Speaker 6: He loved her, and it pissed me off in a
Speaker 6: way where like I couldn't even explain to you. So
Speaker 6: one night I used to do this thing where he
Speaker 6: lived in Altuna and I lived at Penn State, Maine,
Speaker 6: and I would sometimes have him come over to Penn State, Maine.
Speaker 6: He was not allowed to go out with me because
Speaker 6: I wanted to be messy, and he would just sleep
Speaker 6: in my room until I was done partying, and I
Speaker 6: would just come back and like hang out with him.
Speaker 6: It was like really a diabolical system, but I did it.
Speaker 6: One night, he was like, can I drive up? And
Speaker 6: I said, no, I'm busy tonight. And I knew that
Speaker 6: he had my location. And there was one friend that
Speaker 6: he had who was just like a dirt ball, like
Speaker 6: he was just nasty for the streets, and I knew
Speaker 6: that he hated him and his reputation. So I said,
Speaker 6: I'll be hooking up with that man tonight. So I
Speaker 6: went out to a bar that I never frequented, like
Speaker 6: I just you couldn't catch me dead in this place.
Speaker 6: I see this man. I do my thing, and I'm like, yes,
Speaker 6: this is gonna work out for me. Turn my location on.
Speaker 6: Made sure to do so because I knew he was
Speaker 6: watching it. And I went to that man's house. He
Speaker 6: called me six hundred times, he was.
Speaker 5: Where are you? I know where you're at. I know
Speaker 5: where that house is.
Speaker 6: You want to see crazy, I'll show you crazy, like
Speaker 6: you are not going to go around and hook up
Speaker 6: with everybody with a pulse and get away with.
Speaker 5: It like it's nothing.
Speaker 6: So you can continue to drive an hour and a
Speaker 6: half up here, sleep in my room after I have
Speaker 6: a grand old knight, and now I'm going to hook
Speaker 6: up with your friend because you made me do it.
Speaker 5: You made me do that.
Speaker 3: I would have never done that out of my own
Speaker 3: free will, did the end of finding out.
Speaker 5: He did because I made it a huge deal. I've
Speaker 5: told everyone I said, yess what I did? I did
Speaker 5: that and it was fun too.
Speaker 1: Did you look that? Yeah, that kind of has to happen.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess it's my turn, So let's revisit Tanner.
Speaker 2: For those who have been around since episode one. I've
Speaker 2: talked about Tanner before, and I might have told fractions
Speaker 2: of this story because some really horrible things happened that
Speaker 2: made for other funny stories. I also might have told
Speaker 2: him at a live show before. But here, you guys
Speaker 2: all are getting free access. So Tanner was this narcissist
Speaker 2: that I was obsessed with at the end of twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one into well into halfway into twenty twenty two,
Speaker 2: and he was an evil motherfucker like he really was.
Speaker 2: It was just your typical avoidant attack style and anxious
Speaker 2: attachment style meeting the anxious attachment style. And the more
Speaker 2: this man put me through, the more and more I
Speaker 2: tried whatever. And he did some really awful things too,
Speaker 2: like as when this happened, we had stopped chalking, he
Speaker 2: had ghosted me, but then he would on a random
Speaker 2: Tuesday text me hey to reel me back in get
Speaker 2: my attention, would never meet up with me. We had
Speaker 2: like a very clear fight that I always wanted to
Speaker 2: talk about in person.
Speaker 1: To this day, never got to talk to him about it.
Speaker 1: Oh well over it.
Speaker 2: And one day he even sent me a picture of
Speaker 2: hickeys on his neck to show me that he was
Speaker 2: hooking up with other people.
Speaker 1: Yep, he was awful to me.
Speaker 5: I don't think I knew that either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this man put me through hell. So one day
Speaker 2: I got an invite to this bottomless brunch at Frame
Speaker 2: in the city and me, Casey and Bailey all go,
Speaker 2: I'm not in a good place during this time. And
Speaker 2: this was in my twenty four year old era where
Speaker 2: I used drinking a cope with my problems.
Speaker 1: Don't do it at home.
Speaker 2: So I got black out at this at this place,
Speaker 2: got drunk, and then I convinced Casey and Bailey, hey,
Speaker 2: let's go to Vesper after this. So then after it
Speaker 2: is a Sunday like it is a Sunday. I don't
Speaker 2: know how I got you two on board with this shit,
Speaker 2: but after that we go to Vesper to blast anyway,
Speaker 2: So at like three pm, instead of going home like
Speaker 2: these two employed women did, I went to another bar.
Speaker 2: I went to Sancho Postolus in this town to meet
Speaker 2: up with another young man. I get to the bar,
Speaker 2: I am blasted whatever, very sad. At one point, this
Speaker 2: is where things get really bad. The man next to
Speaker 2: me gets up and I figured that he left, not
Speaker 2: that this makes anything better, and I started eating his
Speaker 2: chips and walk. Turns out I think he was taking
Speaker 2: a phone call or a sig break. Came back and
Speaker 2: his chips and walk we're gone because I hate them.
Speaker 2: And then I decide, yeh didn't he say something? He
Speaker 2: like came back and like looked confused.
Speaker 1: I was like, uh, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: And I looked at the new man that I was meeting,
Speaker 2: and I was just like, I'm gonna go. So but
Speaker 2: before before I left, I went on Grinder and I
Speaker 2: see Tanner. Tanner hasn't been on Grinder in quite some time,
Speaker 2: and Tanner's now there with a new photo. Tanner's new
Speaker 2: photo is him in a suit in like a chapel.
Speaker 2: And keep in mind, Tanner had stopped talking to me
Speaker 2: because his grandmother passed away. I messaged Tanner and I
Speaker 2: said new pick like with the eyes, and he was
Speaker 2: like yeah. I was like, was that taken at your
Speaker 2: grandmother's funeral? Like you took a selfie in a chapel
Speaker 2: during your grandmother's funeral? Yes, confirmed, did not deny. It's so,
Speaker 2: so what do I do? So insane? I leave this bar.
Speaker 2: I'm walking down Frankfort ab Lucky. I'm not gonna hit
Speaker 2: by a car, honestly. And I call Lindsay and I said,
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go buy Tanner flowers. I said,
Speaker 2: you know what, I think that like he's really hurting, clearly,
Speaker 2: you know, making his going back on Grinder, making his
Speaker 2: picture in his grandma's funeral. But no, he's hurting, not me.
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, I think I should go
Speaker 2: into actme. I think I should get him a bouquet
Speaker 2: Tanner was also my neighbor, so I was like, I'll
Speaker 2: just leave it at his door, like I'll knock, like
Speaker 2: if he won't meet me, then I'll meet him. Whenever
Speaker 2: I'm like I'm all out of sorts, I go into
Speaker 2: the store Jinks on Frankfurt ab like I'm trying to
Speaker 2: now find him like a novelty item of some like
Speaker 2: drunkens out. It's auch a cloud. It's like a stormy
Speaker 2: day too, like I'm in like big Doc Martin. It's
Speaker 2: like some kind of like I'm in a fit like whatever.
Speaker 2: Lindsay calls me back and she's like, Brandon, do not
Speaker 2: do that, like like no, like come home this instant,
Speaker 2: like you not go to that man's out and you do
Speaker 2: not get him flowers.
Speaker 1: So I didn't, but I really did think about it.
Speaker 1: I really did.
Speaker 2: I'm glad I'm in a different place. I'm glad that
Speaker 2: that's no longer me.
Speaker 1: You've grown you. That's funny.
Speaker 2: I leveled up men each time. Definitely, Jason's the final boss.
Speaker 2: I think, don't play me, Jason.
Speaker 3: It's just so funny because like every single person like
Speaker 3: has a moment where they were willing to do something
Speaker 3: so fucking unhinged for a man, and like, if your
Speaker 3: conscious or a friend didn't stop you, you fully would have
Speaker 3: done it. Like there are so many things I would
Speaker 3: have done had someone up and like, hey, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Hope that helps.
Speaker 3: Don't do that, Like every single person has done something
Speaker 3: so stupid like that man.
Speaker 2: And that man White literally would not have cared if
Speaker 2: I'd gotten hit by a car on my way there.
Speaker 1: He would not have Garret insane.
Speaker 3: I have like I was in the worst relationship ever
Speaker 3: for five years, so I have an endless supply of
Speaker 3: horrible stories. But when we first were talking about it,
Speaker 3: I feel like I don't think I've ever told the
Speaker 3: story of what I did. The craziest thing I did
Speaker 3: for my ex boyfriend. Well, yeah, whatever. So he was
Speaker 3: really shady with his phone, Like it's not like he
Speaker 3: wouldn't let me have it, but it was really like
Speaker 3: he was really purposeful when he would give it to me,
Speaker 3: And I was never allowed to know the password, Like
Speaker 3: if I knew the password and he knew that I
Speaker 3: knew it, he would change it, which like obviously is
Speaker 3: so like in any world, why I thought that was
Speaker 3: like normal and acceptable for a man to do is
Speaker 3: beyond me. But I was like, oh, like he's just
Speaker 3: really protective whatever. I feel like I always knew something shady.
Speaker 3: But so I never was able to figure out his
Speaker 3: password consistently because he would change it all the time.
Speaker 3: And this was back in the time when iPhones had
Speaker 3: the home button and you would access your phone using
Speaker 3: your fingerprint. So one time he was staying at my
Speaker 3: house and I remember this like sequence of events so
Speaker 3: clearly because I really felt like I was in mission impossible,
Speaker 3: like the way that I like calculated how I was
Speaker 3: going to do it. He gave me his phone and
Speaker 3: then he went to the bathroom and instead of ordering food,
Speaker 3: because that's what he gave me his phone for, he
Speaker 3: was like, oh, we were ordering door Dash and he
Speaker 3: was like, just put in what you want. I decided
Speaker 3: I'm going to put my fingerprint in his phone because
Speaker 3: then I will never have to know his password.
Speaker 1: I will always have access to it.
Speaker 3: So I very quickly ran to his settings and I
Speaker 3: put add fingerprint and I added my fingerprint to his phone,
Speaker 3: and then I remember he came back and he was like,
Speaker 3: what are you getting? And I like had to hurry
Speaker 3: up and like add something to the cart randomly, and
Speaker 3: all I could think about for the rest of the
Speaker 3: night was the fact that I had my fingerprint in
Speaker 3: his phone and I could go through it whenever I wanted.
Speaker 3: So he finally fell asleep and I was like, yes,
Speaker 3: I get to go through his phone. So which, if
Speaker 3: you ever feel like you need to go through your
Speaker 3: man's phone, just leave that man before you do it,
Speaker 3: because that is the first sign that you.
Speaker 1: Should not be with that person.
Speaker 3: So I finally got to go through his phone, and
Speaker 3: I would go through it pretty bad regularly. I got
Speaker 3: a little bit addicted to it, like you know when
Speaker 3: you have like a guilty pleasure and it like you
Speaker 3: start to get like high off of it. Like I
Speaker 3: loved going through his phone every night. I didn't do
Speaker 3: it every night, but I did it a lot, and
Speaker 3: finally I did end up finding something. But I ran
Speaker 3: into that like I found it on accident, and I
Speaker 3: could never admit to him that I have my fingerprint
Speaker 3: in his phone, and he would have no idea how
Speaker 3: I would know this information.
Speaker 1: So I pulled to the classic It was about a.
Speaker 3: Girl that I'd always had suspicions about, and I woke
Speaker 3: up in the morning and I was like, I had
Speaker 3: a dream about you too, And now I'm just like
Speaker 3: really insecure, like could you just swear to me that
Speaker 3: nothing ever happened to Meanwhile, I have a full text
Speaker 3: threat of exactly what happened, and I know exactly what
Speaker 3: I'm going.
Speaker 1: For, and he's like, yeah, nothing happened.
Speaker 3: And it was while I was away and we were
Speaker 3: on a break quote unquote break, so I will never
Speaker 3: really know if he cheated or if it was just
Speaker 3: a shady situation. But I was like, what about like
Speaker 3: all the time so we were on a break, like, do
Speaker 3: you swear nothing happened?
Speaker 1: And I just kept going and going and saying my dream.
Speaker 3: Was so specific until I finally got him to admit
Speaker 3: that he did hook up with this girl, but yeah,
Speaker 3: it was crazy. And then I remember one time he
Speaker 3: handed me his phone to change a song and it
Speaker 3: unlocked really quickly, and he was like, how did you
Speaker 3: just do that? And I was like, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it was unlocked when you handed it to me.
Speaker 3: That damn Apple make them phones again.
Speaker 1: Right, Like, how do you get into your boyfriend's phone now?
Speaker 1: If you don't know the password?
Speaker 5: Now you just invite the listeners.
Speaker 4: Well, I will say, Bailey, not that I've done it,
Speaker 4: but if you just if you, if you have a
Speaker 4: feeling or like not to feel like what gost to
Speaker 4: cup the phone, just quickly swipe up and start scrolling
Speaker 4: because all their notifications are right there. So if someone
Speaker 4: has texted them like, yes, I've done that in the
Speaker 4: past relationship, haven't done it new now, Yeah, I've ever.
Speaker 3: Since then, I swore off ever going through someone's phone because,
Speaker 3: like I literally did become addicted to it, and it's like,
Speaker 3: is obviously so fucking unhealthy and insane to do that.
Speaker 1: I own up to that.
Speaker 3: So, like I there have been times like when we
Speaker 3: and Jake first started dating that his phone was right
Speaker 3: there and I knew the password, and I was like
Speaker 3: shaking like an old drug addict.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I want to go through it,
Speaker 1: and I didn't. I never have. Yeah, it's not worth it.
Speaker 4: I mean you can you just gonna see chat Chip
Speaker 4: tea Chat New York Times. But like I sometimes think
Speaker 4: about this is self sabotage. But like I went through
Speaker 4: my past relationships whatever phone before and like, oh that
Speaker 4: made me sick to my stomach. Like we had just
Speaker 4: ordered food because if he was going down to get
Speaker 4: the food and I said, let me go through all
Speaker 4: these messages. It made me I lost my appetite so bad,
Speaker 4: and like recently I thought about that that day how
Speaker 4: I felt, and I was like, I never want to
Speaker 4: feel like that again, like I will never look through
Speaker 4: someone's phone or like that just.
Speaker 6: Wait, I need an immunity necklace for myself. One time,
Speaker 6: I was, this is like worse than going through someone's phone.
Speaker 6: It's honestly really pathetic and sad of me, and like,
Speaker 6: I'm honestly sorry, sorry that I did it.
Speaker 5: Why did you say sorry? Like I'm on Canada.
Speaker 6: Anyways, I went through an ex boyfriend's journal and it's
Speaker 6: like one of the meanest things I've ever done, because
Speaker 6: like that is truly your feelings on paper. And I
Speaker 6: did read some things that did hurt me, that were
Speaker 6: truthful and I shouldn't have read them, but it did
Speaker 6: become become like a little bit addicting.
Speaker 5: So like if I saw the journal, I would be.
Speaker 6: Like I want to see what's inside of that, like
Speaker 6: what's your update for today? And like men do journal,
Speaker 6: like that is the thing that men do that I've learned,
Speaker 6: Like a few of my ex boyfriends have journaled, Yeah,
Speaker 6: it was really bad.
Speaker 5: Anyways, I'm glad I got off my chest.
Speaker 3: I feel like the common theme is that we are
Speaker 3: not with any of these men. If you are doing
Speaker 3: some diabolical shit that you're embarrassed to admit to your friends,
Speaker 3: you probably should not be with that person that you
Speaker 3: are doing.
Speaker 1: That too, when you start.
Speaker 3: Hiding stuff that you've done and stuff that your boyfriend
Speaker 3: did and you don't even tell your best friends that,
Speaker 3: that's when you know it's bad. When you're like telling
Speaker 3: a story and you purposely leave out the worst part
Speaker 3: because you know that there's no coming back.
Speaker 5: From admitting that it's not right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I'm.
Speaker 4: Reading text, I'll leave something out sometimes and I feel
Speaker 4: you guys catch me. I'm like, well, actually I did
Speaker 4: how exactly.
Speaker 1: Did you word that? And then you're like, damn, well I.
Speaker 4: Did say like this, Hey, we've learned, we.
Speaker 1: Live, We learned. It was kind of fun. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: think it's de elemental, like it's like kind of what
Speaker 1: you have to go through, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were young, we had a lot more to lose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I also.
Speaker 3: Think, like I don't know now, I do think you
Speaker 3: have to try it, like you have to date.
Speaker 1: You have to figure out what you don't like to
Speaker 1: figure out what you do like.
Speaker 3: At that time, I believed that that was normal because
Speaker 3: we were in college and a lot of relationships were toxic,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, we have issues, but like
Speaker 3: so did everyone else.
Speaker 1: No, babe, you shouldn't have been with that person. Your
Speaker 1: issues were not normal. He hated you.
Speaker 2: Oh excellent, Oh dear God was fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything on y'all's fyps.
Speaker 4: I don't know if anyone else has seen this specifically Lindsay,
Speaker 4: but young thugs leak jail calls too, young thugs leak
Speaker 4: jail calls, like Mariah the Scientist, and he's just talking
Speaker 4: about Gunna. He's like he is men who liked a
Speaker 4: gossip you bitches, Like this is huge, full fully gossiping.
Speaker 4: He's saying like Gunna about like being a rat. He
Speaker 4: was talking about the Drake and metro boom and feud
Speaker 4: like he just run in his mouth through these leaked
Speaker 4: jail calls.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's oh, it's Tea.
Speaker 5: I thought that name.
Speaker 6: And Mariah the Scientist had that falling out after she
Speaker 6: said that weird, Like remember she called him like daddy
Speaker 6: King or something like nasty.
Speaker 4: Well in the newest leak she said, am I your baby?
Speaker 4: Or am I your mommy or something like that. What
Speaker 4: she had like ask it was just and apparently he
Speaker 4: was trying to hit on Glowrilla while he was in jail.
Speaker 4: He was talking about to It's when I tell you
Speaker 4: this man was gossiping about almost every single person in
Speaker 4: the industry. It's been all of my free Paige. Wow,
Speaker 4: so I've been locked in.
Speaker 6: Well, speaking of music, Casey sent this in our TikTok
Speaker 6: group chat today and I was like, this is actually
Speaker 6: my FYP Summer Walker and that old ass man that is.
Speaker 5: Harboo that she brought to the VMAs, is.
Speaker 1: That like real? Is that really her man?
Speaker 6: I genuinely and truly believe that that's her man. And
Speaker 6: the way that they were talking was so mysterious. Like
Speaker 6: she came in she looks good right now, Like she
Speaker 6: looks healthy and refreshed and like cause she's been through
Speaker 6: it like that. You talk about man trama like likes
Speaker 6: and a half, but like this man is not like
Speaker 6: and no shade to Summer Walker, like she is one
Speaker 6: of my favorites, truly, but she it's a choice.
Speaker 5: He he isn't the most handsome.
Speaker 6: I don't think he was that bad old well he
Speaker 6: he is probably pushing closer to eighty than seventy.
Speaker 3: If you were to compare him to like, yeah, like,
Speaker 3: if I were to see him, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's like a better looking old man.
Speaker 1: But I would never say he was good looking.
Speaker 3: I'd say he's a decent looking old man.
Speaker 1: Like he is old. He has gray hair, But is.
Speaker 5: He a decent looking old man?
Speaker 1: Like No, but I've definitely seen worse looking eighty year
Speaker 1: old men. He's eighty, I mean, I don't think he's
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's eighty. He looks like walking Phoenix.
Speaker 1: This man.
Speaker 4: See that in a distant universe, but not like I
Speaker 4: don't think walking Shoenix is fine, but in mine I
Speaker 4: saw a different video.
Speaker 1: Statement.
Speaker 5: If she's happy, she loves it. I love it.
Speaker 3: But I just that kind of like leads into my
Speaker 3: f ip. Have you guys been seeing the like dog
Speaker 3: food packing, husband packed my lunch? Shit, No, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you're so lucky. So I'll make it quick. But like
Speaker 3: this woman made a video where she was like, oh,
Speaker 3: my husband, I left my lunch at work today or
Speaker 3: left my lunch at home. My husband packed me on
Speaker 3: my lunch and she opens it on camera. First glance,
Speaker 3: the video is kind of ridiculous. She pulls out like
Speaker 3: a full packaging of cooks and like a full packaging
Speaker 3: of pringles. Like he didn't like separate the pringles or
Speaker 3: the cookies, and like he gave her like a bunch
Speaker 3: of snacks and apple and two day old Chipotle is
Speaker 3: what she says in the video. It's like, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: kind of fucked up.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: And then at the bottom of the lunch box is
Speaker 3: a bag of dog food with a like handwritten note
Speaker 3: on it that says like cause you're my dog but
Speaker 3: spells dog like dawg, and then like wrote a little
Speaker 3: note that was like, oh, bring this back like the
Speaker 3: dog the dogs need food.
Speaker 1: Whatever. I saw that, and I was like, Okay, like
Speaker 1: not a big deal.
Speaker 3: The internet fucking lost their goddamn minds over this dog
Speaker 3: food and acted like he is the worst fucking husband
Speaker 3: and like whatever. I won't even get into all the
Speaker 3: different takes because I think it's insane, but the amount
Speaker 3: of like assuming that we're doing off of a sixty
Speaker 3: second video is so fucking crazy. These people are making full,
Speaker 3: like two to three minute like thesis statements about this
Speaker 3: girl's TikTok and how she needs to leave this man
Speaker 3: and how we accept the love we think we deserve
Speaker 3: and how this is like and I'm like, guys, it.
Speaker 1: Is a fucking sixty second video.
Speaker 3: Whether you're wrong or right, it is someone else's video
Speaker 3: that you're assuming an entire life's history about. And then
Speaker 3: she ended up coming out making a follow up video
Speaker 3: and she was like, the food the dog food thing
Speaker 3: is like a joke with me and my husband, like,
Speaker 3: and everyone's like, oh, if it was, Like, where's the
Speaker 3: joke between her and her husband, Between her and her husband,
Speaker 3: that's where the joke is and so, and everyone's like
Speaker 3: if it was.
Speaker 1: She also came out and said that it wasn't two
Speaker 1: day ol Chipotle. It was a day old Chipotle.
Speaker 3: And she was like, I don't know why I said
Speaker 3: two day old, Like I'm eating it whatever. There are
Speaker 3: definitely things you can pull from the video to be
Speaker 3: like your husband should have put the snacks in a
Speaker 3: bag or given you this, given you that, But one,
Speaker 3: why the fuck does it actually matter? It doesn't. And
Speaker 3: two it is literally all sixty second video. There are
Speaker 3: so many inside jokes between me and Jake that if
Speaker 3: we ever put on the internet, no one would laugh
Speaker 3: at Not that anyone would think that they're like negative,
Speaker 3: but sometimes jokes aren't fucking funny if you weren't there
Speaker 3: when they happened. Like maybe there's an inside joke with
Speaker 3: the dog food and that's an actual joke between them.
Speaker 5: Maybe it isn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's why.
Speaker 3: Are we making thesis statements and telling this woman to
Speaker 3: leave her husband and she's a terrible person and she
Speaker 3: accepts the love she thinks she deserves because of.
Speaker 5: One fucking TikTok's crazy. I say this often.
Speaker 6: Kids are getting shot at school, Ice is coming onto
Speaker 6: planes and deporting people for no reason.
Speaker 5: Our president is ruining the country. But you're choosing to
Speaker 5: spreend your time writing.
Speaker 6: A thesis statement about why a man shouldn't say that
Speaker 6: this girl is his down.
Speaker 1: Like it is it is actually, and I like have tried.
Speaker 3: This is one of the few things that have come
Speaker 3: across my desk that I feel like I don't agree
Speaker 3: with the general public like I usually typically agree when
Speaker 3: people are like hating on a man or. This is
Speaker 3: one of the few things that I really can't get behind,
Speaker 3: and I listen to every video really trying to understand
Speaker 3: that side. My own sister made a video that I
Speaker 3: didn't get and I'm like yeah, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: just not on that side.
Speaker 6: I just hot take videos are fun, Like, don't get me, Yeah,
Speaker 6: it is fun to make like a.
Speaker 5: Video when there.
Speaker 3: I just like, will forever be grateful that we didn't
Speaker 3: have TikTok when we were in our era, because I
Speaker 3: think people are gonna young people are gonna have such
Speaker 3: a hard time forming their own opinions on things and
Speaker 3: like they're like afraid to get things wrong. And I
Speaker 3: don't know, it's just such a weird thing. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: thank fucking god I wasn't on here when I was
Speaker 3: twenty one years old saying my insane takes like I
Speaker 3: fucking had crazy things.
Speaker 2: I had that thought when I think we all watched
Speaker 2: it that like High School Catfish documentary. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: the whole documentary is like videos of like the girls
Speaker 2: making tiktoks and I was like, damn, like they're fourteen
Speaker 2: years old, like making so many there's a lot other
Speaker 2: fucked up shit in that documentary.
Speaker 1: But that was just something I noticed.
Speaker 2: I was just like, damn, like, that's crazy that they're
Speaker 2: on this app at that age and the shit that
Speaker 2: I see, Like nuts, What.
Speaker 1: Did you guys think about that documentary? That was crazy?
Speaker 1: It was crazy?
Speaker 5: My mouth was agape the entire time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I've I knew what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And so I feel like I wasn't like I
Speaker 4: liked it. I just feel like I kind of want it.
Speaker 2: Like I thought it was insane that the mom was
Speaker 2: in there. I thought it was meentory fucking wold. And
Speaker 2: also like I just did we ever get a why?
Speaker 2: Like I just wanted to she said that.
Speaker 6: I feel like in her interview they were like what's
Speaker 6: that syndrome?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that she like was projected like digital yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: But like the daughter, I don't know if there's like
Speaker 4: more stuff that reservice, but the daughter that like the fact.
Speaker 3: That she just like what like I feel like clearly
Speaker 3: that girl's fucked up, Yeah, fucked up. Her brain is
Speaker 3: not fully developed, like she's what's that the home syndrome? Yeah,
Speaker 3: like a little bit like that, like she that's her mom,
Speaker 3: Like to everyone else, it's this insane lady on a documentary,
Speaker 3: But that's this girl's mother who's been helping her through
Speaker 3: this process, who up until five minutes ago, was helping
Speaker 3: her figure out who's sending these text messages.
Speaker 1: Like she probably had no fucking idea what was going on.
Speaker 3: And then like obviously the end of the thing, she's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I still kind of want to have a relationship with
Speaker 3: my mom, Like, and I saw a bunch of people
Speaker 3: like hating on her, and I'm like, this girl is
Speaker 3: a baby.
Speaker 2: She's like really not for her because like you could
Speaker 2: just tell she had no idea what to do and
Speaker 2: like had just just couldn't understand it herself and was
Speaker 2: just like I don't know, like it's kind of fucked up.
Speaker 2: Like I kind of feel bad that I watched the
Speaker 2: documentary and supported it, like because I'm just like, damn,
Speaker 2: like she shouldn't like this is something like in ten
Speaker 2: years if she processed it and was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is the craziest thing my mother did to me.
Speaker 1: But like she's still going through that, Like I.
Speaker 4: Think it was just like discussed, like I just like
Speaker 4: hat like the whole like her mom like when like
Speaker 4: her mom's explaining or the police officer. I'm like no,
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're the mom's just like not covering up,
Speaker 4: like you're not the daughter isn't hearing what you did?
Speaker 4: I feel like yes, Like I feel like it's down
Speaker 4: the line. I feel like she just needs like help,
Speaker 4: and I hope someone like sits down and like explains
Speaker 4: like what her mother actually dicks. I feel like it's
Speaker 4: so hard to process. It's probably like just like.
Speaker 2: Really heavy having the police like camera footage in it
Speaker 2: of like the moment that they reveal it. Like I
Speaker 2: was like, shit, like this isn't stage, this isn't like anything,
Speaker 2: like this is literally the moment she found out. And
Speaker 2: I'm like to have to like rewatd trauma, like and
Speaker 2: now the whole world watching it.
Speaker 5: Anne has an opinion about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. It's like if something crazy happened like
Speaker 1: that to you.
Speaker 3: It's like, I hope she's getting paid from the documentary,
Speaker 3: Like I hope there's some sort of game for her,
Speaker 3: because like if not, I don't know if I would
Speaker 3: be willing to just put my story out there.
Speaker 1: Just be traumatized unless I was in a vindictive state.
Speaker 3: And it's like I want to put my story out
Speaker 3: there to get back at this person, but she clearly
Speaker 3: wasn't coming at it from the angle.
Speaker 6: Her mom was also like, like Brandon said, we were
Speaker 6: shocked that the mom was in it. It's like at
Speaker 6: one point her friend did say like, oh, she was
Speaker 6: the nicest lady, but she loved attention. It's like you
Speaker 6: embarrassed your child, like in front of your small town
Speaker 6: and then embarrassed her on national Netflix television, Like what
Speaker 6: do you we need to bring back.
Speaker 3: Public shame in a more impactful way, Like she should
Speaker 3: have been so embarrassed that there's no way she would
Speaker 3: ever agree to putting herself on camera, and clearly she's not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of love there's this other onees like
Speaker 4: BS High on the HBO Max were they put the
Speaker 4: like the not evil person, but like that bad person
Speaker 4: in the documentary. It's honestly, it's interesting seeing them and
Speaker 4: like their manipula ways and narcissists narcissistic ways, Like just
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like she was different from another
Speaker 4: one I watched, But I just think it's always interesting
Speaker 4: when they do put that person and BS High is
Speaker 4: really good. If you guys need somebody watch about this
Speaker 4: guy who started this football like it's called BS High.
Speaker 4: It's just bullshit though, but a fake football team anyways.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: Also, why isn't she doing this docu from jail?
Speaker 1: Did she get she was already out, She only got
Speaker 1: like a little over a year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just like makes you mad, Like narcissists love
Speaker 3: fucking attention.
Speaker 1: We just gave her two hours of attention, like we're.
Speaker 5: Giving it to her now.
Speaker 1: Yeah damn Yeah. Wow, Yeah, this was a diabolical episode.
Speaker 3: I feel like, maybe really keep this one between us.
Speaker 1: Yea, this one I.
Speaker 5: Said a lot of think
Speaker 1: I got by guys for real this time.