Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you guys.
Speaker 2: We were like ten minutes into the Minnesota Goodbye, and
Speaker 2: I hit a button and I deleted everything that way.
Speaker 2: So I'm sorry, Vaunt and Bailey.
Speaker 3: Hi, everyone, get your scripts out. We're going to read
Speaker 3: it back.
Speaker 1: We're going to read back what we already did.
Speaker 2: But just a heads up, this is probably gonna be
Speaker 2: a little bit more abbreviated now because now we have
Speaker 2: the we don't have to We just don't have time,
Speaker 2: all right, So I'm going to go back and read
Speaker 2: what we already read, but pretend like you haven't heard
Speaker 2: the story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, such good act.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you, I'm such good acting.
Speaker 5: I'm not a good speaker. Okay.
Speaker 2: This one comes from Brianna. She says, Hello, I have
Speaker 2: a fun story that I want to pass along. I'll
Speaker 2: preface the saying, I have a rambler that's in the
Speaker 2: shape of a rectangle. I'm on one end of the
Speaker 2: house working at my computer, and then I hear one
Speaker 2: singular bark from the other end. One single bark usually
Speaker 2: means pistol, the dog is at the back door and
Speaker 2: needs to go to the bathroom, or she's in the
Speaker 2: bathroom and would like fresh water. From the top, which
Speaker 2: is a story for another day.
Speaker 1: I get up to see what the.
Speaker 2: Issue is and Pistol is coming from the mudroom at
Speaker 2: the other end where the dog food and cat food
Speaker 2: is in locking storage containers. One handle was popped off
Speaker 2: the dog food container, so I pulled the top off,
Speaker 2: and why don't you know it, there's our Siamese Apollo
Speaker 2: having a midday snack. Thanks to the informant. The suspect
Speaker 2: is in custody but evading questioning. He's doing court on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: And this is just one of my many stories with
Speaker 2: my four animals. Pets really make life fun. Thank you
Speaker 2: for all you do to keep us entertaining each day.
Speaker 2: No dart looking here, it's not safe with an unstable
Speaker 2: gastro intestinal system. Got so do you like hot fudge Sundays?
Speaker 2: And that comes from Brianna.
Speaker 1: So thanks Brianna.
Speaker 2: She's got four adorable animals, Pistols, a black lab Apolos
Speaker 2: Siamese cat. Wednesday is a black cat, and Bob is
Speaker 2: the tabby tabby baby or tabby tabby Right.
Speaker 5: In a second, what is that the hot supposed to from?
Speaker 2: That's from the Old Country guys, Old Country Buffet guys commercial.
Speaker 1: He's like, do you like how Fudge Sunday?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet Apollo is like super upset with pistol
Speaker 4: and probably they're probably not speaking right now. Like, I
Speaker 4: can't believe you ratted me out. You are such an
Speaker 4: an awful sibling. I was just trying to get my
Speaker 4: dog food fax exactly. I mean the same right.
Speaker 1: Next email says hello, morning show.
Speaker 2: I had to write in after seeing Bailey's Weekend in
Speaker 2: five photos. Those food decorations. My parents have a set
Speaker 2: of those at their house. We got them when we
Speaker 2: cleaned out my great aunt Marian's house. I remember loving
Speaker 2: them as a child and picking them out to keep.
Speaker 2: They're so fun and kyotes that comes from Aaron.
Speaker 4: Yes, I got those from my friend Nick, who bought
Speaker 4: them for me from a Savers and he sat like
Speaker 4: literally saw the entire set and then asked if I
Speaker 4: wanted them, because he knows how much I like kitchy,
Speaker 4: kind of ugly stuff. I'm definitely great aunt material. I
Speaker 4: love to decorate my home as though I am a
Speaker 4: great aunt. So thank you for recognizing that. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Next email, all right, this says hello, please don't
Speaker 2: say my name. My friends and I have played a
Speaker 2: game for years where we debate which jobs would be
Speaker 2: the worst to do when you were hungover or in
Speaker 2: a bad mood. At the top of our list is
Speaker 2: a big pop superstar who has to dance and entertain
Speaker 2: and act happy and energetic for hours. But I always
Speaker 2: argue during the debate that morning show DJs also deserve
Speaker 2: a mention. I figure it's time to go straight to
Speaker 2: the source. So, Bailey, Jenny, and Vaughanta, of all the
Speaker 2: jobs you have had, which jobs have been the worst
Speaker 2: to do when you're hungover or in a bad mood?
Speaker 2: And bonus question, what other jobs you think would be
Speaker 2: the worst to have to perform in such a state? Thanks,
Speaker 2: we appreciate you, all right, vond I'll let you go first.
Speaker 6: What do you think I think a teacher would be
Speaker 6: a sucky job because you just don't have the brain
Speaker 6: capacity to teach other people. I feel like, even if
Speaker 6: we did or didn't notice it, looking back, if a
Speaker 6: teacher pulled out the TV car, like the big old car,
Speaker 6: and they put on like some movie for you to watch,
Speaker 6: and when they were hungover, they were like, I don't
Speaker 6: feel like teaching watch a movie, right.
Speaker 4: And that was my physics teacher my senior year, Like
Speaker 4: every day we watched the Big Bank Theory all throughout
Speaker 4: senior year. Really yeah, in my physics class, we barely
Speaker 4: did any work until some some idiot kids parent or
Speaker 4: like told their parent and then their parent tattled on
Speaker 4: the principle, so then we couldn't watch Big Bank Theory anymore?
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 2: And now I'm thinking back to when I was in
Speaker 2: sixth grade. I'm telling you, guys, I went from fifth
Speaker 2: to seventh grade. I did not learn in sixth grade
Speaker 2: because we literally only learned how to play chess.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 2: Our teacher taught us how to play chess and we
Speaker 2: just always played chess. And I was like nerdy, and
Speaker 2: I was like, we need to like do English and
Speaker 2: we need Yeah, so like you would switch with like
Speaker 2: other classes. So we did go to a different class
Speaker 2: for science, so I did learn science, which I hated science.
Speaker 2: So that was not my vibe with you. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I only played chess. And now I think, like, was
Speaker 2: he just hungover or drunk the whole time? Like is
Speaker 2: that why we did what we did? It was the
Speaker 2: old I mean probably to me at the time. Sure,
Speaker 2: but no, he was probably like mid forties or something interesting.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe he was just for all the time.
Speaker 5: It's just such an odd game to learn how to
Speaker 5: play in school. To chess.
Speaker 3: Oh really, I learned how to play in fourth grade.
Speaker 5: I feel like chess is. I've never learned how to
Speaker 5: play chess.
Speaker 3: It was like a unit.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I think it was nice to be like a
Speaker 4: unit because it does kind of teach you some strategy.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, I feel like it's such
Speaker 6: a precise game. Yeah, but I've never played chess before.
Speaker 5: It's dope.
Speaker 6: Actually, any put that in New Jersey's curriculum.
Speaker 2: Well, Vaughan, have you ever worked a job that you've
Speaker 2: gone in hungover in a bad mood that was awful?
Speaker 5: No? No, never been hungover at work before.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, admit it, you little liar. I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, I think there.
Speaker 6: Shine Down Cruise you came in that wasn't over that
Speaker 6: next day though I got a little I had a
Speaker 6: little too much to drink.
Speaker 2: Now, it was the Halloween that the one where you
Speaker 2: threw up here and you texted me and You're like,
Speaker 2: I just grew up bail.
Speaker 5: We talked about the cruise we did last summer.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 6: I felt nice when we left, but I was perfectly
Speaker 6: fine the next morning. At the at Boo Bash this
Speaker 6: past year, I because remember I went on stage and
Speaker 6: I was like, who's gonna buy me a drink? And
Speaker 6: so many people bought me drinks and I was just
Speaker 6: like okay, okay, okay, and I forgot that we I
Speaker 6: legitimately forgot because it was our parties. I'm like, oh
Speaker 6: we have we are off.
Speaker 5: The next day.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No. I threw up when I got home, and that
Speaker 6: was I'm almost never seen a lista more mad. I
Speaker 6: woke up the next morning and I was drunk, and
Speaker 6: Alyssa was like, You're gonna have to call out and
Speaker 6: I was like, you're gonna call out because I'm hungover
Speaker 6: from a work event that came in here. Threw up
Speaker 6: in the middle of no phone screen on Friday, and
Speaker 6: I texted Jenny. I was like, tell him to cut
Speaker 6: my mic off, don't.
Speaker 5: Ask me anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like.
Speaker 6: Voss starts the pot and then you guys started talking
Speaker 6: and I was in the back like, noo, seen many
Speaker 6: a drunk produce.
Speaker 2: I mean, I am literally never gonna judge you for
Speaker 2: that because I used to also come in hungover on
Speaker 2: Thursday mornings after kickball on Wednesday nights because I would
Speaker 2: always go to the bar with everyone afterwards and party,
Speaker 2: and yeah, I would be hungover.
Speaker 1: But I also would argue that.
Speaker 2: It is when I'm the funniest is when I'm hungover,
Speaker 2: because I just have like no care. I'm like what,
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking anything goes today. Yeah, So I would
Speaker 2: say that for hungover, it's actually not bad in my
Speaker 2: opinion at the show, but if you're in a bad
Speaker 2: mood or dealing with some shit, I do think it's
Speaker 2: pretty hard to turn it on. Turn it on, Yes,
Speaker 2: And I think we've all had like our days. Dave
Speaker 2: says that he like turns the mic on and is
Speaker 2: happy and stuff, and he's very good at that. But
Speaker 2: I'm an emotional person, so I am not. I'm incapable
Speaker 2: of completely switching it on. Yeah, So I would say, yes,
Speaker 2: this was this is definitely the hardest job for me
Speaker 2: if I'm ever in a bad mood or anything like that,
Speaker 2: because like when I was like a server, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: had to deal with people, but you had to deal
Speaker 2: with them for like a minute or two at a time, then.
Speaker 1: You can walk away. Yeah, So I don't know what
Speaker 1: about you, Bailey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I say most of my jobs were in my life,
Speaker 4: our front facings. So I feel like if I'm in
Speaker 4: a bad mood, it is kind of like you do
Speaker 4: have to turn it on right away.
Speaker 3: So I got pretty good at that.
Speaker 4: But for being like hungover, I used to go to
Speaker 4: work at Disney World hungover all the time because all
Speaker 4: we did was like go to We'd ride the party
Speaker 4: bus to Senior Frogs and then and then come home
Speaker 4: and I drank so much tequila, so many sex on
Speaker 4: the beach, which is just so gross, I can't stand
Speaker 4: it anymore. But we would all be sitting on the
Speaker 4: bus riding into work, just hungover, out of our minds,
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 3: Have to turn it on for the guests at Disney World.
Speaker 4: But then also like working in a historic farm, Like
Speaker 4: try working at historic farm hungover. That freaking sucked ass.
Speaker 4: So because then you're talking to kids, you're talking too
Speaker 4: oh yeah, it's hot, You're wearing like period costume. And
Speaker 4: when I worked there, usually I worked in the garden,
Speaker 4: so I'm like pulling weeds, so I'm going like up down,
Speaker 4: up down up down, also motions, so yeah, motion and
Speaker 4: then like if you're head gets down to the ground
Speaker 4: than your head pounds.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: It was terrible, but I think I only did that
Speaker 4: like two times while I worked there.
Speaker 1: Well okay, well, good email. That's a fun one. Okay.
Speaker 2: Next one says hold on, I just had to switch
Speaker 2: chabs over. It's not letting me over and here we go,
Speaker 2: morning guys. This one is for Jenny. I've been trying
Speaker 2: to pack more protein.
Speaker 1: In my meals.
Speaker 2: This is wondering if you have any recommendations for a
Speaker 2: liquid protein not protein shakes, but something I can mix
Speaker 2: in with water or that already comes in a water form.
Speaker 2: I've seen a few on TikTok and looked on Amazon,
Speaker 2: but you never really know what you're getting things that
Speaker 2: comes from shape Shay, I'm so sorry. I don't have
Speaker 2: anything that I would do with that. I just have
Speaker 2: always done liquid or sorry, protein powders. And then I
Speaker 2: always do like the peanut butter like peebe.
Speaker 1: Fit is what it's called.
Speaker 3: That's so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's super good. Literally tastes like peanut butter.
Speaker 2: You can take that and mix it with water and
Speaker 2: it becomes peanut butter, like a protein healthier version of
Speaker 2: peanut butter. But I've literally made peanut butter sandwiches with
Speaker 2: that protein powder before.
Speaker 4: So I don't know if any like powders that you
Speaker 4: add to water that have protein in it, like you
Speaker 4: would have to turn it into some kind of shape
Speaker 4: because it's you know, because it's thicker, like it's a.
Speaker 3: Thickening kind of thing, right.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean, if you want to go past
Speaker 4: water like yogurt, doesn't yogurt have protein?
Speaker 5: Yeah it could, I don't think it does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, yogurt has a lot of protein. There's Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you don't know that when you started eating
Speaker 2: like some.
Speaker 5: More but I didn't look into Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like Chobani yogurt's really good, Triple oacos is really good,
Speaker 2: all that stuff.
Speaker 4: It's very like when I make overnight oats, I add
Speaker 4: in yogurty for the protein.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yogurt's great for protein. So Shaye, I apologize.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything to help you with the outlawe
Speaker 2: but good luck believe you the let's see, heyfam super
Speaker 2: random email. But do you have a story about house
Speaker 2: slash when you learned that you can't put metal in
Speaker 2: the microwave.
Speaker 3: Oh jeez.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna read her story and then we can
Speaker 1: talk about this. They say.
Speaker 2: I was babysity my cousins for the summer and went
Speaker 2: to warm up mac and cheese that we made earlier
Speaker 2: on the stove. I just left it in the metal pot,
Speaker 2: and I learned that the I learned the hard way
Speaker 2: very fast as the sparks started zapping all around the microwave. Fortunately,
Speaker 2: we safely stopped the microwave and did not burn the
Speaker 2: house down. When my aunt got home, we explained something
Speaker 2: was wrong with the microwave, which letter to tell teach
Speaker 2: me a valuable lesson that metal was not allowed in
Speaker 2: the microwave. Okay, thanks for entertaining me. While I'm home
Speaker 2: on maternity leave with my second born son, I'm watching
Speaker 2: reels about racing two boys and appears I'm in for
Speaker 2: a ride. Send good vibes, cheers that comes from Sydney, Sydney,
Speaker 2: I have the exact same story as you. So it
Speaker 2: was my babysitter who put a metal pot in the
Speaker 2: microwave that had mac and cheese in it. She I
Speaker 2: was downstairs with my sister and she was taking a
Speaker 2: shower and we came up in the kitchen and the
Speaker 2: microwave was on fire. And we actually did have to
Speaker 2: call the fire department for that one because it was
Speaker 2: like full blown on fire, and yeah.
Speaker 1: It was wild.
Speaker 2: So Sydney, that's how I learned about metal in the
Speaker 2: micro or can't be in the microwave too?
Speaker 5: What about you, Yvonne my And this is maybe the
Speaker 5: past ten years.
Speaker 6: So my great grandma, she she's a great grandma.
Speaker 5: She's older.
Speaker 6: She just passed away at eighty two, I believe, but
Speaker 6: she I think went to go put either the fork
Speaker 6: or aluminum foil in the microwave, because you know, older people,
Speaker 6: they always just have something like wrapped up that they're
Speaker 6: gonna safe for later because they don't have eat big portions.
Speaker 6: Just threw it in the microwave, like wrapped up in
Speaker 6: a ball. Literally, not even a second goes by after.
Speaker 5: She pressed the start, pop pop pop.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, and me and my stepmom were just
Speaker 6: trying to find like a way to not sound like
Speaker 6: smart asses to be like, yeah, you can't put that.
Speaker 5: In the microwave. It's fucking foil or metal whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my sister put a fork in the microwave, just
Speaker 4: a fork by itself or something, and you could see
Speaker 4: the little lightning like hitting it, and you're like whoa
Speaker 4: and so and I was a huge like enforcer of rules,
Speaker 4: so like I knew that was bad.
Speaker 3: So she's just like I just want to see what happens. No,
Speaker 3: how dare you?
Speaker 4: And like once she turned the microwave on without anything
Speaker 4: in it, and I thought that our house was going
Speaker 4: to explode or something, so literally it was like like pushed.
Speaker 3: Her out of the way, like hit stop, and we're like,
Speaker 3: you never do that.
Speaker 2: I was not.
Speaker 3: I'm man.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I when I see like videos of myself as
Speaker 4: a child, I annoy myself.
Speaker 3: So I was not a fun person to have around.
Speaker 1: Oh well, okay, Sindny, that was a funny email. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 2: If anyone else has a funny story about lightning their
Speaker 2: microwave on fire, definitely email it over or send other
Speaker 2: emails to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com.