1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,040 Speaker 1: That's the last time I went to the abbey. 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:03,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. The abbey is a fun spot. I mean, 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:04,960 great food. 4 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 3: And not good looking strippers. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,519 Speaker 2: Though these ones were good looking. What are you talking about? 6 00:00:10,519 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? 7 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,679 Speaker 3: One of them look like, uh, he should work at Staples, 8 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,879 and he'd be like the least good looking person at Staples. 9 00:00:20,519 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 2: That's one of the meanest things I've ever heard. Hillo 10 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:39,159 and welcome to another Brands making new episode of Bad TV. 11 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,000 You know, I got another kink in my neck working. 12 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:42,600 I can feel it. 13 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 3: It's stress. 14 00:00:43,719 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know you're walking up these I'm walking 15 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,799 up the steps today and go, oh boom, there it is. 16 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,439 It's like one of those freaking pac Man ghosts that 17 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,039 he's going around in my spine up there, and I'm like, 18 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:58,600 I feel you. I know it's up there. Don't you 19 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,200 have foot? Don't you feel bad for me? 20 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:03,039 Speaker 3: I do, But I was gonna make it about myself. Okay, 21 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:05,359 I'm of a certain age. If I burp too loud, 22 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:06,319 I hurt my back. 23 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:11,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'm Dylan. That's pat Great to be here, 24 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,879 Great to be here talking about the Real Housewives of 25 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:14,879 Orange County. 26 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 1: Kalin's here too, Kaalen is here. 27 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 2: Too, big big fan of the show. Did you watch 28 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:21,280 episode five Alieners yet? No? 29 00:01:21,359 --> 00:01:23,439 Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch it after this. I have an hour 30 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,280 to kill and I can't wait to watch it. 31 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 2: Are you gonna watch it? 32 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: Yeah? 33 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 3: I don't have any time, Dylan. I'm like you, I'm busy. 34 00:01:30,599 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: I'm hustling. 35 00:01:31,719 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 3: I got eighteen different things going, and I like, I 36 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,079 don't get to watch television, especially when my wife is 37 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,400 in the house, because she doesn't allow me to watch 38 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,480 good television. 39 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 2: You know what she does? Allow you to watch Real 40 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,439 Housewives of Orange County? Where's Ruby? Maybe wondering, well, where 41 00:01:49,439 --> 00:01:53,040 what else would Ruby Ruby be? She is gallivanting up 42 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:56,959 to Rhode Island. I think that they're going to some 43 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:02,480 kind of wedding wherein I think Ruy said something about 44 00:02:02,519 --> 00:02:04,599 wearing masks and going into the basement and seeing all 45 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,680 the people they'd captured or something like that. I'm not 46 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,120 sure what she's up to, but we're here to talk 47 00:02:09,159 --> 00:02:13,759 about Real Housewives of OC announcement Salt Lake City. We 48 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,960 have done the first episode. Boy when an episode it 49 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,879 was baby Gorgeous was not there. Jared is splatting on 50 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:23,919 everyone and everything. We're so excited to break that season down, 51 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,199 but it will be a Patreon dot com slash another 52 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,039 podcast network. 53 00:02:27,039 --> 00:02:29,599 Speaker 3: Well, obviously, if you guys are listeners of ours, you 54 00:02:29,719 --> 00:02:33,080 heard the first episode and you realized how amazing it 55 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,879 is and you can't live your life watching that television 56 00:02:35,879 --> 00:02:37,360 show without us recapping it. 57 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 2: Also thought it was a fun episode. 58 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:40,319 Speaker 1: It was great. 59 00:02:40,479 --> 00:02:44,439 Speaker 3: But there was one mistake that was in that episode. 60 00:02:44,479 --> 00:02:47,879 We called the way that the rating system. We said 61 00:02:47,879 --> 00:02:51,639 it was snowballs. It's not it's wives, it's wives. How 62 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:52,759 many wives do you give it? 63 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:55,159 Speaker 2: I think we can work on that. I think we 64 00:02:55,199 --> 00:02:58,080 can work on that because this show is tits. Yeah, 65 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,599 this shows it's good, right, that's good it So how 66 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:03,039 many tips would you give this episode? 67 00:03:03,159 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 3: Okay, this episode was all over the place. 68 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:11,159 Speaker 2: That's what I said about last week. And it's just 69 00:03:11,199 --> 00:03:15,280 because we I don't think for the lay it's a 70 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:18,639 problem because they're just watching the show. For us, it's like, 71 00:03:18,719 --> 00:03:21,400 hang on a second. But but I will say that 72 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:27,319 our protestations to the format of this show really does 73 00:03:27,479 --> 00:03:33,400 come from I think our perceived failure on their part 74 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:37,080 to tell acohesive story right, because if we can't track it, 75 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,360 then they've done a bad job. Yeah, it's just a hodgepodge. Yeah, 76 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,879 they say, goddamn a hodgepodge. 77 00:03:41,919 --> 00:03:43,639 Speaker 3: I was like trying to compare it to like a 78 00:03:43,719 --> 00:03:46,400 movie or something that like made no sense and it 79 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:47,199 was long. 80 00:03:47,479 --> 00:03:50,639 Speaker 2: Yeah. People are like, I'm so excited for him. You 81 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:51,479 know that movie Him. 82 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,159 Speaker 3: I saw the trailer for that. 83 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 2: Can I tell you something. I'm so over the fucking 84 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,759 you know, it's kind of a movie about something, but 85 00:03:59,759 --> 00:04:02,240 it's really just fucking cool shots a ship. 86 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't care about the cinematography and the cool image. 87 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 2: I want the I want a movie. 88 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, if I want cool images, I'll go to Pornhub. 89 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 2: Well, you'll go to an art installation, or you'll go 90 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:19,480 to you know, MoMA or something right or that. Okay, 91 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:22,839 like like like, honestly, though, I have popcorn right now, 92 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,240 I have popcorn. I'm here to watch a movie. Okay, 93 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:28,800 don't give me this. When I have. 94 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,959 Speaker 3: Popcorn, I fear they're going to give you that. 95 00:04:31,199 --> 00:04:34,639 Speaker 2: I'm not going to see it. No, no, no, no, no 96 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:34,600 no no no. 97 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 3: I want to read the reviews first. You know, us 98 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:40,199 had a lot of amazing imagery, and it started out 99 00:04:40,199 --> 00:04:42,120 with like, what the hell is this a bunch of 100 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,199 fucking gun hands across. 101 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 2: Remember that, I've heard the reviews and they are not good. 102 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,759 The reviews go like this interesting but wasn't really about anything, 103 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:59,920 which is like obviously obviously right. Sorry, it's just sorry, 104 00:05:01,079 --> 00:05:01,800 let's get into real. 105 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:04,519 Speaker 3: He that I'll call my grandma. 106 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:07,519 Speaker 2: All right, right, right, right, okay, all right, and your 107 00:05:07,519 --> 00:05:10,399 grandma's dead. 108 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right. Uh, tam Rat, I want to 109 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,720 talk about her. She has two modes. 110 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:19,839 Speaker 1: Combative. 111 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:20,160 Speaker 3: Oh. 112 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say bitch and demon. 113 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 3: No no, I've learned no, no, no, there's a certain way 114 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,240 to talk to our female audience. You can't use words 115 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:34,720 like that combative, bitch, bitch and a Margarita lesbian. 116 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,040 Speaker 1: It's like she gets. 117 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 3: Like sexualized with the girls, like let's party. 118 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:42,319 Speaker 2: I don't think there's any I could be wrong, you know, 119 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,639 I'm usually on the wrong end of this, but I 120 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:47,360 think our female listeners think that Tamara is a bitch 121 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,360 and far worse things. 122 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,439 Speaker 1: They just don't want to hear us say that. 123 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:53,639 Speaker 2: I don't think you're I don't think you're right about that. 124 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,360 Oh okay, and we got to be us. Tamra is 125 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,040 you know what I'll upgrade her to an evil cunt. 126 00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:04,639 I mean, just she just is she is? Who doesn't 127 00:06:04,759 --> 00:06:10,480 think that? I'll tell you who does her daughter? Yeah? 128 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,439 She way though. 129 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:16,519 Speaker 3: Probably a few axes, uh and a few former cast members. 130 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,839 What did you think about Katie not being on our 131 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,680 television screens for a second week? 132 00:06:24,199 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 2: Didn't even notice? 133 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:28,439 Speaker 3: That's the worst thing you can say about someone. 134 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:29,439 Speaker 2: Yes, it is. 135 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 3: You know Todd didn't show up to the party. Who's Todd? 136 00:06:35,759 --> 00:06:36,439 Speaker 2: Oh he didn't. 137 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to be that. You don't want 138 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:39,399 to be that. 139 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,319 Speaker 3: You want to as like we do this podcast, tell 140 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,839 you know, we want to either be loved and worshiped 141 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:51,000 or hated. There's no middle grad all right, Uh, I 142 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:56,839 liked it. Gretchen is really annoying me. Oh wow, stupid 143 00:06:56,879 --> 00:07:02,600 storyline about someone having during a who forgets to turn. 144 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,600 Speaker 2: Off the record. But also like, like, I love that 145 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:07,759 you brought that up, because there is there is no 146 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:13,879 multiverse where that audio exists, right, that's just no, no, no. 147 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:19,439 But also what could the name possibly be? 148 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 3: So we're tracking this. So this was when she was 149 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,639 still married to Simon, I hope because it wasn't with Eddie, 150 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,839 because if it was with Eddie. She's still with that 151 00:07:27,879 --> 00:07:28,319 guy who? 152 00:07:29,439 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 2: What? Okay? 153 00:07:31,879 --> 00:07:34,879 Speaker 3: I think Eddie came into the picture around twenty twelve. 154 00:07:36,959 --> 00:07:41,920 Speaker 2: Did they bleep out the guy from who? Who's the 155 00:07:41,959 --> 00:07:48,040 guy that Mark? His Name's Mark his name? Okay? They 156 00:07:48,079 --> 00:07:51,199 do that? They do that? Ah, just wall on a flyer. 157 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:53,879 Mark mcgrathh Mark McGrath him. 158 00:07:54,199 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 3: Get this. I played with my buddy last night. I 159 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,199 whipped out the guitar. I hadn't played this particular guitar 160 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:01,040 in a while, and I had a Sugar Ray guitar 161 00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:04,040 pick that I took when we were touring with Sugar Ray. 162 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,399 Speaker 2: So okay, So who could this name possibly be like? 163 00:08:07,519 --> 00:08:10,319 It would be like a Mark McGrath is the most 164 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:16,839 famous person. This can possibly be interesting interesting? You know, well, 165 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:19,040 come on, what are we talking about now, dyl. 166 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,879 Speaker 3: They were having sex. Apparently it was caught in an 167 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:26,639 audio form. You know, there is a famous song by 168 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:29,319 Guns and Roses in which in the middle of the 169 00:08:29,319 --> 00:08:32,279 song there's like a long like bridge and it's Axel 170 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:34,759 Rose banging a girl in the studio and she has 171 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,879 an orgasm. No, well, that's the story, and it was 172 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,080 Stephen Adler's golfriend at the time. 173 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: He was so disturbed by it. He went on. 174 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:48,279 Speaker 3: A thirty put together like a thirty five year crack. 175 00:08:48,159 --> 00:08:50,799 Speaker 1: Addiction, and then they kicked him out of the band. 176 00:08:51,759 --> 00:08:55,279 Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah, acxul Rose a bit of an asshole. But 177 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:56,799 how many tits would you give this episode? 178 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:56,919 Speaker 3: Oh? 179 00:08:56,919 --> 00:08:58,759 Speaker 1: I'll give it. It was great. It was like forty 180 00:08:58,840 --> 00:08:59,360 nine tits. 181 00:09:00,159 --> 00:09:02,759 Speaker 2: I would put it at right around forty nine tits 182 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:06,600 for me too. Actually, outside of the grotesque cutting back 183 00:09:06,639 --> 00:09:10,480 and forth from Beverly Hills to Tamecula, you know, it 184 00:09:10,519 --> 00:09:17,080 was a fun episode. Right. We've got Shannon really kind 185 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:21,559 of like what's the she sheltered dogs at Tamra a 186 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,200 little bit, you know. Tamra says, you know, well your 187 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,320 father was a drunk, right, and she just breaks out 188 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,799 of her cage, right, And that's somebody who's hand shy 189 00:09:29,039 --> 00:09:33,480 and wounded and also a drunk. We also got the 190 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:36,039 Abby that was very fun. Emily very clearly wants to 191 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,559 have sex with somebody who is not putting a lean 192 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,000 cuisine on her backside. 193 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,559 Speaker 3: Uh, And I get that. 194 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:43,679 Speaker 2: I understand that. 195 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:45,279 Speaker 3: No one wants a lean cuisine on their back. 196 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:50,039 Speaker 2: No, it's too hot, it's too hot anything coming out 197 00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:53,759 of a microwave. Yeah, don't put that out, don't put 198 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:57,559 that on my back and rail away at me. I'm 199 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:02,480 watching forensic Files, and to me, I would say, why 200 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,720 have you presented yourself this way? And why is your 201 00:10:05,759 --> 00:10:10,399 lower back so perfect for laying food upon? But that 202 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:14,000 would be unreason while I give this episode. Okay, where 203 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:14,519 do we go first? 204 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:14,879 Speaker 1: All right? 205 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:19,240 Speaker 3: Let's uh we start off into maculat some like wine 206 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,919 tasting room, and I must say, Gina and Tamrat having 207 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:27,000 anything to say about Shannon Badors drinking issues is pretty rich. 208 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:34,919 Gina had a dui I think three seasons ago, and 209 00:10:36,039 --> 00:10:39,080 Tamar was so high on Xanax she was in another 210 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,399 dimension like two episodes ago, right right, So shut the 211 00:10:42,399 --> 00:10:42,840 fuck up. 212 00:10:42,879 --> 00:10:44,840 Speaker 2: Well it's a fair point. But you know, when you 213 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,519 think about it, how could somebody named Meatball not have 214 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:53,840 a dui? Exactly impossible? Impossible, Tamra. We get to this 215 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:57,120 portion where Tamar took Shannon away for a sneaky little drink, 216 00:10:57,159 --> 00:11:01,600 and Meatball actually brings up the hypocrisy surrounding that decision, 217 00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:04,480 only because Tamar spent the better part of a year 218 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:07,480 calling her a filthy, disgusting drunk and then to indulge 219 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,960 her in what Tamar described as her love language, sucking 220 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,639 down a quick cocky a little bit. 221 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 3: I want to talk about love language and the use 222 00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:21,360 of that word. I think it's played out. Attributing a 223 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:26,039 hobby or an activity as a way to how you 224 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,240 connect with other people is fucking stupid. 225 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 2: Oh you think it's stupid. 226 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,679 Speaker 3: Oh my love language is skittles. 227 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:36,279 Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's not. What the fuck did you just 228 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,799 say My love language is skittles? No love language. Your 229 00:11:40,039 --> 00:11:47,879 love language is cookies, quality time, gifts, physical. Usually for men, 230 00:11:47,919 --> 00:11:51,360 it's physical, right If you ask you know, if you 231 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,840 asked one hundred men what their love language would be, 232 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,559 I think sixty two of them would just say blowjobs. 233 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,360 But the other ones, the ones that are more or 234 00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:06,120 in touch, the wishing well kind of men, would say 235 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,799 things like quality time, vacations, dates, stuff like that. I 236 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,799 think your love language is blow drops, but you love 237 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:26,039 m hm mm hmm. What is your love language? 238 00:12:26,039 --> 00:12:26,799 Speaker 3: Buzzballs? 239 00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:31,080 Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, seriously, what what is your love language? What? What? What? 240 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,600 When do you feel closest to your wife? 241 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,639 Speaker 1: I wien watching TV together? 242 00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:38,679 Speaker 2: Okay, quality time, that's what it is. Shannon's love language 243 00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:43,200 is buzzballs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, where are we? 244 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,120 I don't know? All right? 245 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:46,000 Speaker 3: So then Tam Ratt wants to know what she can 246 00:12:46,039 --> 00:12:48,080 do to win Shannon. 247 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,320 Speaker 2: Door back, and it's obviously time. 248 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 1: No, it's stop being a horrible. 249 00:12:54,919 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 2: Person, all right, right in evil c Yeah, so we 250 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:02,159 get back to Crustacean. We m to the tongue blind 251 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:09,799 constituents and inhabitants of Beverly Hills last week? Do you 252 00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:11,240 ever go to the Sprinkles down there? 253 00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:16,559 Speaker 3: I've been to Sprinkles at the Americana, right. It's a 254 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,039 cupcake with a lot of sugar and frosting and. 255 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 2: I haven't eaten today. That sounds so good. Yeah, doesn't 256 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,360 a sprinkle sound fantastic? Right about? Now? You know they're 257 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,000 they're Cheugie and they're very like, kind of Kardashian like. 258 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:32,120 But my fuck, is a Sprinkles cupcake delicious? I think 259 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,399 we've discussed this before. 260 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,399 Speaker 1: I enjoy it. 261 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,200 Speaker 2: Let's move on. 262 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,120 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, hold on, we got to stick here first. 263 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,919 Speaker 2: Well, we're going to stick here, but we'll stop talking 264 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,039 about Sprinkles as it has nothing to do with the show. 265 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,639 Speaker 1: Okay, So this is where. 266 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,080 Speaker 3: HD Heather to bro brings up her h brings. 267 00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:51,240 Speaker 2: Up her dad, Conrad, Conrad Conrad. 268 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,039 Speaker 3: And how he used to embarrass the family in public 269 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,960 and he also had no empathy. Hey, Heather to b 270 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,120 I'm glad you can throw your dead dad under the 271 00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:05,559 bus for storyline, but it's not necessary because she was 272 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:07,360 trying to compare herself to how. 273 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 1: This hamrat made her feel. 274 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 2: This is my thing with Debro. Everything is a wash 275 00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:16,679 and such a strong veneer that you can't buy any 276 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,320 of it. So when she brings up something that's this. 277 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:24,080 Speaker 3: Calculated, Yeah, it's either calculated or it may be true, 278 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,600 but it doesn't make any sense because there hasn't been 279 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,799 enough emotional context built up to it. 280 00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:35,759 Speaker 2: She's just a I don't know, a a fucking She's 281 00:14:35,879 --> 00:14:38,600 just like a like she's like I don't even know 282 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,279 how to describe. 283 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 3: All right, So Heather de Bro was like social media. 284 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,639 She probably hired some company like what are they saying 285 00:14:45,679 --> 00:14:48,360 about me? And she got the feedback the report and 286 00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:51,679 it said the audience feels like you're not giving enough 287 00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:52,600 of yourself. 288 00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,799 Speaker 1: So then she hired another company. 289 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,759 Speaker 2: Oh, you're talking about like Cambridge Analyticals. 290 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, and they gave her analytics. 291 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:03,679 Speaker 3: They said, share a p personal story of pain. So right, 292 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,120 and so that's where this bullshit came from, using her 293 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,399 dead father Conrad as a storyline. She could have just said, 294 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:17,519 you know, Tamara reminds me of Kelly Dodd, another fucking 295 00:15:17,639 --> 00:15:23,240 white trash, loudmouth bitch sewer rat and I'm triggered by it. 296 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,480 Speaker 2: You know. You know, we've been trying to pull the 297 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,480 Hollywood version of the Housewives and their analog. Who's the 298 00:15:30,559 --> 00:15:36,480 guy that did iHeart Huckabees and silver Linings? 299 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: Play with David something. 300 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:40,840 Speaker 2: David o' russell isn't okay, that's not a good one. Tamra, 301 00:15:40,919 --> 00:15:43,639 the David o' russell of real Houseboys. No, we'll we'll 302 00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:47,159 work on it. But Tamra uh sucks. And it's clearly 303 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,960 evidence when Tamar confides in her, you know, because whether 304 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,360 this is bullshit or not, they speak a language of 305 00:15:54,399 --> 00:15:58,960 bullshit and fake. So Heathery confiding in Tamra that she 306 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,600 reminded her of her father there should have landed with Tamer. 307 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,639 It didn't. She said it, you know, shut the fuck 308 00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:06,840 up or something like that, and I think ordered a cocktail. Yeah, 309 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:13,720 So let's get to the abbey though, fun spot a 310 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,000 lot of fun boys. It's a fun spot. 311 00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:19,720 Speaker 3: Personal story the Abby haven't been there in ten years. 312 00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:21,960 Last time was with my wife while we were still dating. 313 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:26,240 Speaker 2: Can you go down there with Oh? West Hollywood totally okay, 314 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,320 it's just hard of Hollywood is bad. 315 00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:31,360 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they found me yesterday. I was at Paradise 316 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,600 Cove and a driver drove up and I went back 317 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,919 into the restaurant. He waited for me, and then he 318 00:16:36,919 --> 00:16:39,519 parked outside and he's like, how you been. I'm like, 319 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,200 we were having the fakest conversation right now because I 320 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,440 fucking hate your guts and I know you hate me too. 321 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,320 Speaker 1: It was scary. It was scary. 322 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,639 Speaker 3: Hit me up, I'll DM me. 323 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,440 Speaker 1: I'll share more of the stories. I can't do it 324 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:50,799 on air. 325 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,519 Speaker 3: This platform is way too big a right, any personal 326 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:59,840 Abby story ten years ago with my wife. We're probably 327 00:16:59,879 --> 00:17:01,399 like ten years and I'd like. 328 00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:03,519 Speaker 2: To see you get a little proficient with some kind 329 00:17:03,559 --> 00:17:06,480 of weaponry, maybe a butterfly knife. 330 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:07,839 Speaker 3: I can do it with my hands. 331 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:12,839 Speaker 2: Well, these these people that you've been in a decades 332 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,720 long feud with, they carry machetes most often, so you 333 00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:20,319 could use your hands. But you know, we'll see good luck. 334 00:17:20,559 --> 00:17:23,480 Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm at the abbey. We're with a group 335 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:23,960 of people. 336 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,960 Speaker 3: My buddy had been dating a girl named Crystal for 337 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:28,640 a little while. 338 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,440 Speaker 1: I knew Crystal. Anyway. 339 00:17:30,519 --> 00:17:33,160 Speaker 3: I'm sitting on the chair. Everyone's partying, my wife's having fun. 340 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,359 We're all drinking. The girl, Crystal goes, uh, do you 341 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,440 want a back massage? 342 00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:38,480 Speaker 1: And I was stupid. 343 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,640 Speaker 3: You know, I was young and good looking, and I said, yeah, sure, 344 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,240 go ahead. She starts giving me a pack massage while 345 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,920 I'm sitting on the chair. She's behind me. Right, My 346 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,400 wife sees this girlfriend. 347 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,279 Speaker 2: To be fair to your girlfriend at the time, and 348 00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:56,960 your wife, Now, that's that's insane. 349 00:17:57,079 --> 00:18:01,200 Speaker 3: It's wildly and appropriate. I didn't know that at the time. 350 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,440 Speaker 2: Less very good friends. 351 00:18:05,319 --> 00:18:08,119 Speaker 3: We weren't very good. We probably hung out like three times. 352 00:18:08,599 --> 00:18:12,000 We get back to our shitty apartment. The group walks in. 353 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:15,039 The girl Crystal's last one, walked through the door. My 354 00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:18,960 wife slams the fucking door in her foot. Yeah, and 355 00:18:19,079 --> 00:18:21,079 really I was to blame for it. She should have 356 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,680 not let me in my own apartment. 357 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,440 Speaker 1: That's the last time I went to the abbey. 358 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. The abbey is a fun spot. I mean, 359 00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:29,599 great food and. 360 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:31,319 Speaker 3: Not good looking strippers. 361 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:33,839 Speaker 2: Though these ones were good looking. What are you talking about? 362 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,440 Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? One of them looked like, uh, 363 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,880 he should work at Staples, and he'd be like the 364 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,640 least good looking person at Staples. 365 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:46,440 Speaker 2: That's one of the meanest things I've ever heard, you 366 00:18:46,519 --> 00:18:46,920 know what I mean? 367 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 1: He was like the nerdy one. 368 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:55,519 Speaker 2: My god, because Staples employees are I mean, I think 369 00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:58,160 it's a prerequisite that you have to be on fentanyl 370 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,599 to work there, so there's a sunken look to all 371 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:06,519 of them already Staples. I haven't been to a Staples 372 00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:07,039 in a while. 373 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,160 Speaker 3: I like when they go out, you know, all those buttons. 374 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,960 We do all the work now as patrons of a business, 375 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,759 you know, it's never more than there. Like I'm like, 376 00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:17,079 why are you even standing here? It should just be 377 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,480 like a self fucking checkout. 378 00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:22,279 Speaker 2: Hey, I can't find a college ruled notepads And they 379 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,880 just look at you and don't say anything, and you're like, WHOA, 380 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,079 what's going on? And then they start drooling and you're like, 381 00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:30,119 I'm gonna get out of here. Yeah, I don't feel comfortable. 382 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,079 Speaker 3: It's like where I could buy a computer. I think 383 00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:33,559 the guy told me to fuck off. 384 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty rude, so pretty crazy stuff. So 385 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,880 we cut back to the Bananas strip party that they 386 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,200 had in the past and we discuss ear banging. Do 387 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,440 you have any thoughts on ear banging. 388 00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:52,200 Speaker 3: I'd be really upset if my wife was on television 389 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:53,880 being filmed doing this ear banging. 390 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:58,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know how i'd feel about 391 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,960 it either. I'd be like, you know, I mean, you're banging. 392 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,160 You know, that's pretty intense. 393 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,319 Speaker 1: Can I ever tell you the time I went to 394 00:20:05,319 --> 00:20:08,200 a swinger party? I believe so I did. 395 00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:08,839 Speaker 2: Yeah. 396 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,400 Speaker 3: There was the way it worked is you had to 397 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,200 come with a girl if you're a dude, and you 398 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,079 had to pay fifty bucks a person. So, I mean 399 00:20:15,079 --> 00:20:17,920 it's like twenty five years ago. Yeah, and we go 400 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,200 in there. It's what you think. It's a bunch of 401 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,680 people that aren't that attractive. And there were only one 402 00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:25,440 couple that kept banging in front of all of us, 403 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:30,079 standing up from behind. Yeah, and these two they were 404 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:31,359 going at it everywhere. 405 00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:33,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. Can I tell you something, I actually would not 406 00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:35,759 be okay with the ear bang. I'm okay if my 407 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:39,039 wife goes to a strip club or what's that show 408 00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:42,079 called Magic Mike, which i'd never heard the end of. 409 00:20:42,319 --> 00:20:45,559 How amazing it was the first one. Steven Soderbern No, No, 410 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,720 the live show in Las Vegas. Yes, but the ear 411 00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:51,799 bang is that's a move that is a little too 412 00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:54,799 sneaky from the mail strippers side, because if we turn 413 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,960 that forty five degrees, we've got a serious problem. Oh yeah, okay, 414 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,440 and I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing, right, 415 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,960 So don't do that dancing bear. 416 00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 1: Get the bear? 417 00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:06,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't watch porn anymore. Yeah, but when 418 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,480 I did, there was a phenomenon known as the dancing 419 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:10,200 Dancing Bear. 420 00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:13,359 Speaker 2: Is a fun time if you're trying to pleasure yourself, 421 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,960 it's an inefficient time because we've we've got to roll 422 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,359 through a lot of people, and you know, it's like 423 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:22,160 a it's like a compilation. Maybe not everybody's for you, 424 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,960 you know, so you better have some time to kill 425 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,960 if you're going that rough. But what we're doing right 426 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,599 now is being gross and disgusting. Kaylin, you got to 427 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:36,200 give us a hand or something. Man, oh man, what 428 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,160 a crazy time it is. Sometimes you just can't get 429 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,279 to bed. 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She says, 494 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,200 if we go to a karaoke bar, do you think 495 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,839 they'll play one of my songs? Which is which is. 496 00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:19,200 Speaker 3: Like, Well, she's wondering if at that karaoke bar, will 497 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,759 they have a song cued up from a demo session 498 00:25:21,839 --> 00:25:23,240 thirteen years earlier? 499 00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:26,599 Speaker 2: Now for something they won't no one's ever heard. No, 500 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:31,680 they'll have Journey, but they won't have you. 501 00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:32,960 Speaker 3: No, no, no. 502 00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:34,000 Speaker 1: That's an insane thing to say. 503 00:25:34,319 --> 00:25:37,599 Speaker 2: We may even have Steely Dan, but they certainly will 504 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:42,720 not have you. Asia would be the worst karaoke song. 505 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:49,799 Speaker 3: Now, back to Emily calling our kids. It reminds her, 506 00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,640 and she shares this with us as an audience that 507 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:56,920 she calling her kids reminds her she hates her life 508 00:25:57,039 --> 00:25:59,680 and Shane and the kid that won't eat French fries 509 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,920 and can we lose that story? No, for the love 510 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,359 of god. 511 00:26:04,319 --> 00:26:08,680 Speaker 2: It's it's it's Uh. I empathized with Emily. We've talked 512 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,039 about it. It's a rough storyline. It's a difficult one 513 00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:17,880 to land. It's a little bit like uh, Sully Sullenberger. Anyways, 514 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,039 you know, I was thinking it would be a funny 515 00:26:19,039 --> 00:26:22,720 bit a karaoke bar that has like every song you know, 516 00:26:22,839 --> 00:26:24,720 and so somebody gets up there they do like a 517 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,759 Mars of alta song karaoke. There are certain songs that 518 00:26:27,839 --> 00:26:29,400 should not be a car. 519 00:26:31,079 --> 00:26:32,680 Speaker 1: I was on the karaoke circuit. 520 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,960 Speaker 3: It is a really sad part of my life. I 521 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,160 was surrounded by people I shouldn't have been hanging out with. 522 00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:41,400 So we would go to karaoke bars twice. It was 523 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:46,119 all the rage in the late and people would bring 524 00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:50,039 in their own songs. I'm not joking. Yeah, that really sad. 525 00:26:50,079 --> 00:26:53,440 We used to go to a place called I forgot 526 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,119 the fucking. 527 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,480 Speaker 2: Name of it. Was it in Korea Town? 528 00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:57,359 Speaker 3: No, that's the Brass Monkey. 529 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,920 Speaker 2: Now, well, I gotta say when I see people doing karaoke, 530 00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:03,519 and we gotta keep mchaeling, you gotta give us a hand. 531 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:09,559 But honestly, when we when I see people doing karaoke, 532 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:13,440 being on television or in the flesh, I used to 533 00:27:13,559 --> 00:27:17,000 envy them and want to be free enough to do it. 534 00:27:17,319 --> 00:27:21,000 Now I just go, you're different. I'm not getting up there. 535 00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:24,160 There's no circumstance wherein I would really be able to 536 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,400 not make it embarrassing for myself and everybody. 537 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,640 Speaker 3: You have grown so much as a human being than 538 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,359 because I'd liked you said they were they're different than you, 539 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,599 and back in the day, you would sub that word 540 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,000 out for a loser. 541 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,519 Speaker 2: Right, No, I don't think they're losers, they're just different. 542 00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:39,880 All right? 543 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,440 Speaker 1: Where are we? 544 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,839 Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Yeah, so I want to apologize everybody like 545 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,400 this shit, but. 546 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,680 Speaker 3: They're burying the lead because Gretchen asserts the tam rat 547 00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:54,480 banged a singer while she was married back in twenty twelve. 548 00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:58,039 And I want to say to Gretchen, bravo for holding 549 00:27:58,079 --> 00:28:01,759 a piece of that gold information for thirteen years. 550 00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,680 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, or. 551 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,039 Speaker 3: Not just something stupid you said? 552 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,440 Speaker 2: Yeah? Who what can you imagine if it was Frankie 553 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:14,119 Valley and he's just like lipsick it anyway, Sorry, okay, 554 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,519 all right, I really am confused, like who could this 555 00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:20,240 have possibly been? So we get back to Temecula. Shannon 556 00:28:20,319 --> 00:28:24,279 is sleeping. It's nighttime, but it's not yet time to sleep, 557 00:28:24,279 --> 00:28:27,559 and Shannon is sleeping. Heather has evidently she has some 558 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,759 very strong pot. 559 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:33,119 Speaker 3: One thing to say about Shannon Badoor is she should 560 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,640 have she should have like uh not done this season? 561 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,119 She should have I think she should have just sat 562 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,240 this one out because she's really phoning in it. 563 00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:45,160 Speaker 2: She has low te she doesn't she doesn't have anywhere 564 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,240 near the energy to be on this show. 565 00:28:47,319 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: No, I don't even think they should pay her. 566 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,400 Speaker 2: I kind of agree with you, man, I gotta be honest. 567 00:28:53,039 --> 00:28:58,720 She she's essentially a Staples employee, but main cast it's 568 00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:01,240 nuts phoning it. Yeah, all right. 569 00:29:01,279 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 3: So the marijuana thing with HD, this one stuck out 570 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,599 to me because I'd have to ask Heather to Bro 571 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,000 what happened with that fucking champagne line you had? You 572 00:29:09,119 --> 00:29:09,759 never bring that up? 573 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,680 Speaker 2: Is it Heather's own brand of weed? 574 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,200 Speaker 1: Dylan? 575 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:16,240 Speaker 3: We know how the fucking white labeling bullshit goes like, Oh, 576 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:19,920 that's my new company and it's you slap your fucking name. 577 00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:23,960 Speaker 2: Maybe it is debro pot. I don't know. I have 578 00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:26,160 a hard time believing that just because she's not so 579 00:29:26,319 --> 00:29:29,359 not that I think it's probably like we went to 580 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,359 a marijuana dispensary in Beverly Hills and they charged fifteen 581 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,920 times more than anyone else, so they think that it's good. 582 00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:38,759 The pageantry surrounding the marijuana. 583 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,039 Speaker 3: They kept referring it to it as Heather de Bro's, 584 00:29:41,359 --> 00:29:42,720 Like we'd line. 585 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,759 Speaker 2: I think, well, anyways, Meatball is very proud of Tamra 586 00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:52,160 for her growth, and we keep talking about Tamera's lust 587 00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:57,039 for personal growth and change, and Jen finally jumps in 588 00:29:57,319 --> 00:30:00,480 and is all of us. She's a fifty seven year 589 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:04,359 old evil. See, there's no change that's going to come 590 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,160 to Tamra. Now, she's just disgusting. 591 00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:12,279 Speaker 3: I Jen is my favorite person across the board as 592 00:30:12,319 --> 00:30:13,200 far as a cast member. 593 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:13,680 Speaker 2: I too. 594 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 1: I found this out like last year. 595 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,480 Speaker 3: I'm like, she has this nice balance between being legitimately 596 00:30:19,599 --> 00:30:24,400 like believing in people, and she's not. She's not strategizing 597 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,440 at all. She's just here calling balls and strikes. 598 00:30:27,519 --> 00:30:29,519 Speaker 2: That's the way that housewives should be. 599 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,240 Speaker 1: You know, although you do need some villains, you need 600 00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:33,160 some horrible. 601 00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:36,079 Speaker 2: People, right, But but the villains come in the casting, right, 602 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:40,119 and we can't have villains. Villains burn out. When you 603 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,200 look at New York, which I'll always references the peak 604 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:48,359 of this show, there are no villains right right. Everyone 605 00:30:48,839 --> 00:30:52,680 is amorphously floating back and forth between good and bad, 606 00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:57,240 and there's no cookery. Like Ramona, she'll bring stuff up, 607 00:30:57,279 --> 00:31:00,359 but it's really in her character and who's she is. 608 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,559 She's a nutbag, right, same with son Sonia and then 609 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,359 forget me, don't for I'll kill you. I'll kill you. 610 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:12,279 So when you have somebody like Tamra who is gum 611 00:31:12,319 --> 00:31:16,160 shoeing dirt on people all that, it's just not It 612 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,599 betrays the spirit of the show. 613 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,279 Speaker 1: They got to fix this. 614 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,519 Speaker 2: They got to fix this show. All right. 615 00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:22,400 Speaker 1: Back to the hotel pillow fight. How fun. Now let's 616 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,200 get to uh tam Rad. 617 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:29,000 Speaker 2: Really quickly though. We go in, we eat pizza and stuff, 618 00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:33,799 and we pillow fight. What is this butler for status? 619 00:31:33,839 --> 00:31:35,519 What could this man have possibly done? 620 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,799 Speaker 3: I'm Heather bro right now, Dylan, I'm fucking awesome. Yeah, 621 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,480 look at how amazing my life is. Yeah, I got that. 622 00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:44,920 I had time to call my personal assistant, who I'm 623 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,319 paying to have time for to put monogram names on 624 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,200 every napkin fucking plate. 625 00:31:51,359 --> 00:31:54,759 Speaker 2: What a cushy gig that PA for Heather de Brow 626 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:59,480 And I guarantee you that person stressed out, I think. So, yeah, 627 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,960 we get to this Tamra having sex with a singer stuff, 628 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:10,880 and we arrive at the biggest bitch on the show, Slade. 629 00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:13,519 Speaker 3: Slade, Oh we call him all right, this was ridiculous. 630 00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:16,279 So Gretchen finally finds her phone. By the way, Emily, 631 00:32:16,279 --> 00:32:18,839 don't call her Gretcher. Yeah, I just no. 632 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 1: I hated that that like got to me. I hated 633 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:22,440 that nickname. 634 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,200 Speaker 3: Come on, Gretcher. Gretcher finds her phone, calls Slade. She 635 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,839 wants him to send her that song. He clearly doesn't 636 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:35,480 have it, but he had had heard that she was 637 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:40,799 in a recording studio and had Saxon got caught on audio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 638 00:32:40,839 --> 00:32:42,240 that's called the zero story. 639 00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:45,400 Speaker 2: This Slade is the biggest bitch on this show. Say 640 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:51,359 it again. He is is quite a sad man. They 641 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,920 ask him in a talking head about Tamra and he 642 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,559 says that he doesn't want to gossip about Tamra. He 643 00:32:57,759 --> 00:33:02,240 just wants to get to the truth. So I think 644 00:33:02,279 --> 00:33:09,519 the difference between Slade and John Janssen is just evil. Like, 645 00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:11,880 I think Slade is just a gossipy little bit. I 646 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,400 think that John Jansen is a bad human being. 647 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,880 Speaker 3: Johnny Jansen is a horrible human being. 648 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 2: Slade's just an idiot. 649 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,079 Speaker 1: Slade's a loser, right, He's. 650 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,720 Speaker 3: Living his current life like it's twenty twelve. I bet 651 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,720 if you run into them he will mention things like 652 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,640 like he's existing in two thousand. 653 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,759 Speaker 2: Like, forgive me if I'm mischaracterizing Slade for you know, 654 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,759 true true fans. But I think that you'll go along 655 00:33:39,799 --> 00:33:43,519 with us when we say that although they're fine, Margins, 656 00:33:43,599 --> 00:33:46,200 John Jansen's probably a worse person than Slade. I don't know, 657 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,160 get in the comments, let us know. So anyways, moving on. 658 00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:57,079 Speaker 3: Oh okay, Meatball is California sober. I love how we 659 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:01,400 create names to justify, like, yeah, doing the work. 660 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I don't know. I mean a lot of 661 00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:05,640 people can be California sober. A lot of people can't. 662 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,199 A lot of people can have alcohol problems and you know, 663 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,039 have a drink every once in a while, right, some 664 00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:10,840 people cannot. 665 00:34:11,039 --> 00:34:16,519 Speaker 3: But that's when she tells Shannon Badoor, Right, she's worried 666 00:34:16,519 --> 00:34:18,320 about her Yeah, and then if she keeps drinking at 667 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:25,719 this level, she might die soon. That's Archie. He said, 668 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,320 please get her wasted. That's the only time she's quiet. 669 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, but she's wasted a lot. No we kud. 670 00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:33,760 But but Gina does kind of come out of the 671 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,400 top er op and go, hey, I just want to 672 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,000 tell you, you know, you have the energy of his 673 00:34:38,079 --> 00:34:39,639 tables employee. I'm worried that you're going to have a 674 00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:42,800 heart attack, and it's it's like, whoa, what's going on? 675 00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:49,840 What a fun tricked? What a fun hang into Mecula. 676 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,599 I mean, this was bad. The only thing I loved 677 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:54,880 from this and I forgot to mention it last week 678 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,880 when we were doing the sidecar driving and Shannon snotted 679 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,679 in Jen's face that it re minded me of one 680 00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,960 of the early Food Network cooking shows, Two Fat Ladies. 681 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,039 Speaker 3: Have you seen that one of them died a week 682 00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:09,159 after the show started? 683 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,199 Speaker 2: Really? 684 00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:11,679 Speaker 1: Are they from England? 685 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, I think they're British. 686 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:16,039 Speaker 3: One of them died a week after they started the show. 687 00:35:16,119 --> 00:35:16,960 Speaker 2: That's so crazy. 688 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:17,840 Speaker 1: Obesity. 689 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,000 Speaker 2: Well yeah, it's a killer. Yeah yeah, yeah, when you're 690 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,320 that Thank god they weren't little children standing near when 691 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,960 you fell fifty dead in Nepaul. Right, But I loved 692 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,760 that show so much and they had you know, there 693 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,920 are people that are just perfect for on camera that 694 00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:39,599 Julia Child. These women were superstars, and it's very sad 695 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,079 that one of them was so fat. 696 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,239 Speaker 3: That she died a week after she got her first 697 00:35:45,039 --> 00:35:46,519 That's bad, it's true too. 698 00:35:47,199 --> 00:35:48,199 Speaker 1: All right, Where are we? 699 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,480 Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, yeah, next morning, next. 700 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,159 Speaker 2: Morning, next morning. 701 00:35:51,159 --> 00:35:54,519 Speaker 3: Next morning, cauliflower and rice biscuits are being prepared. 702 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:56,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something. 703 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,119 Speaker 3: I know already made a fat joke or something, So 704 00:35:59,159 --> 00:35:59,800 forgive me for this. 705 00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:04,079 Speaker 1: Every person that like speaks. 706 00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:11,639 Speaker 3: The the superfood of cauliflower, you know, like, oh, I 707 00:36:11,679 --> 00:36:14,400 make calie flower pizzas. 708 00:36:14,079 --> 00:36:15,440 Speaker 2: You're gonna say they're fat. 709 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:23,079 Speaker 3: Universally. Yeah, so just eat flower. It's fine. 710 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,599 Speaker 1: Just don't eat so much. 711 00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:31,920 Speaker 2: Pretty brutal stuff. Yeah, you know, califlower, it does seem 712 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,320 like a bit of a workaround to work around for 713 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:40,039 people who are trying to better at themselves. Okay, so 714 00:36:40,519 --> 00:36:42,559 you know, I think cauliflower is great for people. If 715 00:36:42,559 --> 00:36:44,880 you want, if you're hankering for a pizza and you 716 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,639 need to go cauliflower crust, that's fine. But you know, 717 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,800 Patty is correct, you're probably fast. Yeah. Yeah. 718 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,400 Speaker 3: Here's back in the day, there was a brand called 719 00:36:52,519 --> 00:36:57,199 snack Wells, and their whole thing was you like desserts, Yeah, 720 00:36:57,199 --> 00:37:00,400 I like desserts. Everything is fat free. You'd get a 721 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,199 gigantic package fucking chocolate brownies. 722 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, Devil's spootcake yeah, zero fat. Yeah. 723 00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:08,760 Speaker 3: The only problem is I eat the entire. 724 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:10,960 Speaker 2: Box in one cent, right, right, right, and this is 725 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,320 coming from I'm currently fat and you're a former faty. 726 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,239 So there we go, there we go. All right, So 727 00:37:18,639 --> 00:37:20,800 tamer keeps trying to talk to Shannon while she makes 728 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,559 these cauliflower things, and Shannon's not having it. She is 729 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,480 going clinically insane and should not be on the show. 730 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,360 We make fluffy pancakes, and we talk about Meatball and 731 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,320 Travis getting married. I feel really bad for Meatball because 732 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:37,000 Travis was hitched to I believe some kind of Blair 733 00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:41,280 witch and those sides every story, well two sides every story. 734 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,880 But if there's one thing we know about kind of 735 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,519 evil forest witches, is there. They've They're very difficult to 736 00:37:47,519 --> 00:37:49,920 do arbitration with successfully. 737 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,639 Speaker 3: Because they're just so like they don't want it to end. 738 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,800 Speaker 2: They're like, I have a necklace of eyeballs to hang 739 00:37:55,079 --> 00:37:58,280 right now. I can't sit in a deposition for five hours. 740 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's push this off to U twenty twenty nine. 741 00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:05,400 Speaker 2: Well, they always speak in moon cycles too, and it's like, oh, 742 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:10,480 I don't know, give me a Google calendar invite. 743 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:10,960 Speaker 1: Now, Dell. 744 00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:12,760 Speaker 3: I do want to go back for a second, because 745 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,199 you gloss over this at the hotel debrou we have 746 00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,920 a full staff there this morning. Yay, it's not just 747 00:38:19,679 --> 00:38:24,119 Zach the butler. But there's no coffee. But that doesn't 748 00:38:24,159 --> 00:38:27,519 matter because Heather Debreu is filthy, fucking rich. This condo's awesome, 749 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:30,199 her life is awesome. Even the bacon is awesome. And 750 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,960 what's gonna make this moment even awesomer is when Terry 751 00:38:33,039 --> 00:38:35,280 Debreu Frankenstein himself fucking shows up. 752 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:39,360 Speaker 2: In ten minutes. Yeah, Mary Shelley's monster does arrive. But 753 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:43,480 first I want to say, this chef is one of 754 00:38:43,519 --> 00:38:46,800 the biggest assholes I've seen. He He's a fucking prick. 755 00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:52,519 I mean, this guy is Listen, I understand that there's 756 00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,880 artist ry, but you're a monkey. Okay, So if I 757 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,880 want over hard eggs, go in there and dance for me. 758 00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:01,400 That's what I'm paying you to do it. 759 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,280 Speaker 1: I don't need your opinion. 760 00:39:02,519 --> 00:39:06,039 Speaker 2: What kind of personal chef in Beverly Hills has an 761 00:39:06,079 --> 00:39:10,440 attitude with bad orders. That's the entirety of Beverly Hills. 762 00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:14,800 It's a well done steak kind of place. So so 763 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,360 she wants her eggs well cooked, go in there and 764 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,880 do it. Don't give them fucking SaaS you know they're 765 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,360 the real Housewives of Orange County. You bitch? Sorry that 766 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:22,840 really true? 767 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,519 Speaker 1: No, no, no, me too, I think it. 768 00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,199 Speaker 3: Uh he was just paid for the day by the 769 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,320 Debros and he fucking hates her. 770 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,000 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's fine, you take your money. 771 00:39:32,159 --> 00:39:35,719 Speaker 3: Now, this is when the questioning of uh favorite part 772 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,360 of episode. 773 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:36,960 Speaker 1: Oh this is great. 774 00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:40,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like the best of the housewives. My 775 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,719 wife because I used to have a bad habit. I 776 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,559 be at like some stranger's house and be like, how 777 00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:47,480 much you pay for this house? My wife would instantly 778 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:49,239 throw her elbow into my ribs, right. 779 00:39:49,079 --> 00:39:54,599 Speaker 2: Because it's uncouth. But but forgive me. We need to 780 00:39:54,679 --> 00:39:59,519 do this with Ryan and Jen a little bit more often, 781 00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:00,960 just because how fun it is. 782 00:40:01,159 --> 00:40:02,440 Speaker 1: Right, what are you doing for a living? 783 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,519 Speaker 2: Now? Yeah? Right? So do you guys who who pays 784 00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:12,000 for what? What are the venmo transactions? Like? Right? But 785 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:20,519 we get into Gretchen's financial relationship with Slade, and the 786 00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:23,480 reason that Gretchen didn't want to link up in a 787 00:40:23,559 --> 00:40:27,280 legal manner with Slade was because he owed back taxes 788 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,440 to the tune of millions of dollars or something like that. Now, 789 00:40:30,519 --> 00:40:33,119 Heather to bro or Emily goes now I know that's 790 00:40:33,119 --> 00:40:36,519 taken care of, but like, are you guys gonna get married? 791 00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:41,519 And Gretchen says, in so many words, it is not 792 00:40:41,599 --> 00:40:43,920 taken care of. We are still on a thirty eight 793 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,960 percent interest plan and will be on that for five years. 794 00:40:48,039 --> 00:40:51,599 Speaker 3: Yeah, and she adds because if they get divorced, it's 795 00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:55,119 hard to divvy up zero assets, a very common problem 796 00:40:55,199 --> 00:40:55,920 on the House. 797 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,159 Speaker 2: Of the franchise, Yes, famously with Dr Eaton p K, 798 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,880 who owned nothing. The issue with this is they've been 799 00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:08,760 together for sixteen years. But also, let's not judge. It 800 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:13,360 works for them. Gretchen is a gossipy little canary and 801 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,960 so is slayd Right, so they're perfect for one another. 802 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,800 I wish them all the luck in the world. 803 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,079 Speaker 3: Now, Crooked Cock, do you were you watching the show 804 00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:24,519 when he broke his dick? 805 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,000 Speaker 2: No? 806 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:25,960 Speaker 1: No, no, when. 807 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,719 Speaker 3: He gave Gretchen I think it was their last season 808 00:41:30,159 --> 00:41:33,280 Bentley and then she learned that he had paid for 809 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,119 it with her money. 810 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,760 Speaker 2: Oh really, God, I would be so mad. 811 00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:39,239 Speaker 3: Yeah. 812 00:41:39,559 --> 00:41:42,719 Speaker 2: Now later, Gretchen, because I can't afford to Bentley. So 813 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,199 if my wife got me a Bentley and she did 814 00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:47,280 it with my money, I would be like, well, that's 815 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,679 impossible though, And if she was like, no, it's yours, 816 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,880 I would say we have to bring it back. 817 00:41:53,519 --> 00:41:57,519 Speaker 3: She did, Yeah, yeah, later. Now this is the juiciest 818 00:41:57,519 --> 00:42:00,159 part of the episode, Like I want to hear who 819 00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:02,079 Tamarrat slept with that big. 820 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,599 Speaker 1: Time producer that we should all know, right, Yeah, But. 821 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:09,840 Speaker 3: Gretchen has some memory loss, some some memory issues from the. 822 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,440 Speaker 1: Slumber party the night before. 823 00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:10,960 Speaker 2: Uh huh. 824 00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:11,760 Speaker 1: But uh. 825 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,239 Speaker 3: She hopes what she said to Emily and Heather de 826 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:21,000 Brow won't get mentioned on the show this season. Yeah, 827 00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:24,199 Ozzie getting back together with Black seventh is uh is 828 00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:24,719 more likely? 829 00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:28,039 Speaker 2: You know, it was the oldest thing. We walked in 830 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:30,559 there and I just started choking this ship out of 831 00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:33,639 my wave and I was trying to kill her. It 832 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,760 was Osie. Hold onut was you walked in and Lucia 833 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:41,360 inappropriate you walked in and you said you're going to 834 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,119 die And I said, Ozsie, who are you talking to? 835 00:42:44,159 --> 00:42:47,559 Speaker 3: You said, we have decided you're going to die tonight, bitch, 836 00:42:47,559 --> 00:42:49,679 and he choked motherfucker. 837 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,800 Speaker 2: And then and then and then and then she's like, 838 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:56,360 what we got past? And even the therapist doesn't know 839 00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:01,199 what to do. The therapist is like, well, I applaud you. 840 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,239 That's one of those things where it's a rubicon crossing. 841 00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:09,840 You tried to kill me, So I think we're getting 842 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,760 a divorce. All right. We get to massages, Emily said, 843 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,840 oh god, damn it, I ate too much. Emily has 844 00:43:16,079 --> 00:43:18,840 Emily has worm gummy worms falling out of her purse, 845 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,639 which I have no problem with consumption. What I have 846 00:43:21,679 --> 00:43:24,719 a problem with is just how disgusting that is. I mean, 847 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,719 loose gummy worms at the bottom of the bag. My god. 848 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,480 Speaker 3: She also steals eggs, if you remember. 849 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,239 Speaker 2: Let's get back to Temecula, though. We talk about Shannon 850 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:37,559 leaving Archie, and she's left Archie for one night and 851 00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:42,320 two days, and I really hope she at least got 852 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,159 a sitter or something like. That's not the problem here, dell, No, 853 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,159 it is the problem. 854 00:43:47,159 --> 00:43:50,199 Speaker 3: When all the wives are discussing what is there for 855 00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:55,119 you when you go back home? Shannon says, when I 856 00:43:55,119 --> 00:44:00,159 get back home, I'm gonna hang out with Archie. 857 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,559 Speaker 2: What the fuck that was Archie? 858 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:04,599 Speaker 1: I heard that? 859 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:09,000 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he doesn't want her to come home. He's 860 00:44:09,039 --> 00:44:09,480 over it. 861 00:44:10,039 --> 00:44:12,119 Speaker 2: But she is going to come home. So the next 862 00:44:12,159 --> 00:44:15,440 best thing to do is to despite the lack of 863 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:22,599 opposable thumbs, find a gun and kill yourself. I think 864 00:44:22,639 --> 00:44:26,519 Shannon's doing fine with Archie. I think that plenty of 865 00:44:26,519 --> 00:44:32,679 people can live solitary existences and they're fine. They like that. 866 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,079 You know, Shannon, Shannon has been there and done that. 867 00:44:35,119 --> 00:44:37,440 She doesn't want to shack up with some you know, 868 00:44:37,559 --> 00:44:39,599 stinky guy who's gonna throw his feet up on the 869 00:44:39,599 --> 00:44:42,599 couch and you know she's gonna invade her space. I 870 00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:45,000 think that, you know, she may be doing okay, clearly 871 00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:50,639 she's not. But who knows, right, Archie, maybe all she needs? 872 00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,519 Speaker 3: Well she attributes it to uh, growing up in chaos. 873 00:44:54,119 --> 00:44:56,360 Yeah yeah, yeah, and then you know that bad marriage 874 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,079 she had with David, and then of course that don't 875 00:44:58,079 --> 00:44:58,920 forget Johnny J. 876 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,119 Speaker 2: Johnny J. But we get into, you know, what her 877 00:45:03,199 --> 00:45:05,719 childhood was like and that her parents were divorced. 878 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,239 Speaker 1: Wasn't your dad a drunk too? 879 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,760 Speaker 2: My dad runs in the family. Oh you're talking to me? 880 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,159 Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, I was talking about tram Rat said 881 00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:13,679 that to Shanna. 882 00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:21,039 Speaker 2: But dor you know, I Shannon claims to have been 883 00:45:21,079 --> 00:45:25,599 in therapy for eight hours a day. We don't know 884 00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:28,280 how long that stretch was, but clearly it didn't take 885 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:33,679 because she has a emotionally irregular response to Tamar talking 886 00:45:33,679 --> 00:45:36,719 about her father having an alcohol problem. And while Tamar 887 00:45:37,079 --> 00:45:40,960 is a disgusting human being, I don't think that Tamra 888 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,719 was trying to out her or insult her. I think 889 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,440 Shannon just lost it. Well. 890 00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,039 Speaker 3: Tam Rat, though, was attempting to bring it back to 891 00:45:50,159 --> 00:45:53,599 her drinking, and by saying that you know a parent 892 00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,760 had a drinking problem, is connecting it. 893 00:45:56,679 --> 00:45:59,360 Speaker 2: I hate Tamra, but I really don't think she was 894 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,800 trying to do that. I think she was just talking 895 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:01,719 about her childhood. 896 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,719 Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I know your job on this show 897 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,239 is to talk to other people on the show, but 898 00:46:08,679 --> 00:46:14,639 tam Rat is like trying to connect through that is inappropriate. 899 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,639 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I understand, but. 900 00:46:18,599 --> 00:46:19,239 Speaker 1: I agree with you. 901 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:24,159 Speaker 3: I think Jen really put too much on that that 902 00:46:24,199 --> 00:46:26,079 she was attempting to do that. 903 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,119 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. Well, so Jen speaks with Tamara about 904 00:46:30,119 --> 00:46:32,480 why it was triggering, and she's probably right, and then 905 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:37,880 Shannon walks back in and is just a constant stasis 906 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,480 of mess. Right, So she says, you know, something indecipherable 907 00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,280 and then says, my therapist told me not to come 908 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,360 and meatball hits the floor. And I completely agree with you, 909 00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:54,519 Shannon Badoor. Shannon storms Badoor should not be compensated for 910 00:46:54,559 --> 00:46:58,480 this season. And I think that it's I think that 911 00:46:58,519 --> 00:47:01,480 it's time. I think that she Anna needs to move 912 00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:06,360 on because she's not it's not she's not well, it's 913 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,960 not good for the show. She even when she did 914 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,440 have all of her druthers, she had decided that she 915 00:47:12,559 --> 00:47:14,519 was just gonna get up from the table and walk 916 00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:17,800 away anytime there was confrontation. That's not a real housewife. 917 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,760 Now we've got her in some Queen Mary ghost era. 918 00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:24,440 That's not good either. Like, I don't know, get in 919 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,039 the comments, let us know. Should we shake up the cast? 920 00:47:27,079 --> 00:47:29,320 Should Shannon go? Does Tammer need to go? I think 921 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,000 so obviously. 922 00:47:30,079 --> 00:47:31,960 Speaker 3: Anyway, how many titts did you give this episode? 923 00:47:32,039 --> 00:47:33,800 Speaker 2: How many tests did you give this episode? What are 924 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:34,599 your favorite things? 925 00:47:34,639 --> 00:47:35,400 Speaker 1: Do you miss Ruby? 926 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:37,280 Speaker 2: Do you miss Ruby? Let us know we love you 927 00:47:37,360 --> 00:48:09,960 very much. I'm Dylan, say goodbye. Pat's say goodbye.