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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's one day clok. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content.

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<v Speaker 2>Beyond this point, you know, before Dome comes in on

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<v Speaker 2>his dad joke, we have to discuss the matter at hand.

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<v Speaker 2>A j I called Dome today. I didn't know he

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<v Speaker 2>had a guest with him at work in California.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he was by himself, thought he was lonely.

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<v Speaker 2>Figured I have ten minutes to drive home, like, cheer

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<v Speaker 2>him up, you know, talk to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you were right, you were right about needing

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<v Speaker 1>that and being lonely just because somebody's here, doesn't let's

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<v Speaker 1>be honest here.

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<v Speaker 2>So I genuinely didn't know, and he goes. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing? He was, I'm just laying in bed.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, dude, is five thirty. He's like, you know, well,

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<v Speaker 2>getting ready to crank one. And then I immediately was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>wait you laid down the crank one out and he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, you know, I wanted I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>be like part of the experience. I was like, wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>that mean that you'd have to get on your knees

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<v Speaker 2>and be jerking off missionary positions as you have to

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<v Speaker 2>do all the work in your relationship, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, no, no, no, I curl up in a ball.

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<v Speaker 1>I cry, I cry really hard, and then jerk off

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<v Speaker 1>in my own face.

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<v Speaker 2>I promptly said, we're stopping this conversation because I'm bringing

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<v Speaker 2>it up on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole time the producers sitting on the couch, and

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't argue one point, so and I'm sure she

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<v Speaker 1>could hear. Oh absolutely the best part.

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<v Speaker 2>We were probably five minutes in on the conversation before

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<v Speaker 2>I found out she was there. Yeah, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>promptly said I wouldn't have changed anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>I still have said everything I said, and then just

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<v Speaker 2>to get you in.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we realized that so eventually, when I get

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<v Speaker 1>to my next first date, I need to wear a

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<v Speaker 1>shirt that says my only red flag is my best

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<v Speaker 1>friend with a picture I have the red flag. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>check's out again. The entire conversation was had in front

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<v Speaker 1>of her, so zero funks given. I I literally she

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<v Speaker 1>just left. I asked, I was like, are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stick around for the podcast? She's like probably not. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you sure, because you know you're welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>which I was trying to be nice. She's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I want to. I was like, okay, good

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<v Speaker 1>because I really don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's got to be weird. And then the perspective

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<v Speaker 2>of she can't hear us. Yeah, so everything she hears

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<v Speaker 2>is out of context.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, absolutely, And she is the master of letting shit

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<v Speaker 1>roll when she doesn't have any context, Like she creates

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<v Speaker 1>her own narrative that creates these insane tornadoes of disillusion

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<v Speaker 1>and anxiety. And she's standing outside with a cup up

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<v Speaker 1>against the door. I get she probably left her phone

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<v Speaker 1>in here, like she left her work phone in here on,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's listening to her work phone with her other phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, take nutshots on her work phone. No, that's

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<v Speaker 1>too far, because her because it was linked. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>just say that it's linked? The only reason, The only

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<v Speaker 1>reason is because I know her work phone is linked

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<v Speaker 1>to an account. They're set where somebody else sees those photos.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the only reason why I wouldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>And that person who sees them is going to be

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<v Speaker 3>like those you like Josh Rosenberg's.

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<v Speaker 1>Nut Damnit, he didn't shave his asshole again. Fuck? Look

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<v Speaker 1>at all them dingleberries are stuck in there. I was

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<v Speaker 1>washing my ass the other day in the shower and

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<v Speaker 1>my fingers gripped like seven fucking hairs at once and

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<v Speaker 1>just ripped them out. It hurts so bad. Oh damn,

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<v Speaker 1>make you think of like you want to laugh. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're god.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you have like some retired strength in your hand.

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<v Speaker 3>And all of a sudden, it was just like extra chromosome.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah. I don't know, because normally it just slides up.

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<v Speaker 1>Channeling your son, Yeah, channeled him on.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you tell your jokes that we can get on

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<v Speaker 2>with this so we can explain, because I want to

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<v Speaker 2>go into the little.

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<v Speaker 3>Part of you where your son got it from. Finally

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<v Speaker 3>showed a little bit. Okay, So why do cows.

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<v Speaker 1>Wear bells because their horns don't work? I would say boo,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think it was either that or why do

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<v Speaker 1>chickens go to the gym to work on their pecks?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's what it was. That's what you should have

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<v Speaker 1>came with that one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna delete this that entire second, no, no say,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's gonna come in with us saying, oh you

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<v Speaker 2>should have went with that one, and nobody's gonna know

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<v Speaker 2>what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm gonna say it next week on my rundown.

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<v Speaker 3>No, just splice it it at the end, like oh

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<v Speaker 3>it was that one disappointment will be stuck to the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Another disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>So you you had your son with you at not

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<v Speaker 2>very farm the Dad's on day webso one seventy eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to the conversation of your son's retail.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week he came. He came to California with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I decided that I wanted to bring him and have

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<v Speaker 1>him here while I worked. He's he was phenomenal. He

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<v Speaker 1>did great all week. So Friday, light day at work, decided,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm gonna go ahead and head over

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<v Speaker 1>to Knotsberry Farms for half a day. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>our first time for both of us, for me and him.

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<v Speaker 1>So we go and we get on a couple easy rides,

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<v Speaker 1>basic rides, right, nothing too special, the water ones, the

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<v Speaker 1>one gold gold mining one or coal mining one or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the fuck it was. It was super racist, like

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<v Speaker 1>so first off, it was real slow. You get in

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<v Speaker 1>this cart, in this coal mining cart, and you start

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<v Speaker 1>going through these tunnels and all of the animatronics were

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<v Speaker 1>extremely racist and freaky like that. I'm dead serious like

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<v Speaker 1>there was one There was one of a Chinese guy

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<v Speaker 1>inside the mine and he was standing there with a

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<v Speaker 1>stick of dynamite and he he was looked like he

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<v Speaker 1>was pulled from a nineteen forties movie, black and white

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<v Speaker 1>movie with the little mustache and everything, but the eyes

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<v Speaker 1>were just horizontal line. But his face was kind of melted.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was freaky. It was so scary, it was

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. But then we decide we're going to do

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<v Speaker 1>one more ride. It's called ghost Rider and not Spery Farms.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've had if you've had an experience of going

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<v Speaker 1>to any amusement park, they all have some type of

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<v Speaker 1>rating system.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, huh, hold on? Is it not Sperry Farms? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>are we in Mendela effect? I thought it was not

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<v Speaker 2>Sperry Farm.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it farm? Pretty sure? It's farms? Am I just crazy? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll look. So they have they have a rating system,

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<v Speaker 1>and the ride ghost Rider is rated as one of

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<v Speaker 1>their more intense rides. But he is tall enough, he

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<v Speaker 1>is old enough, he is big enough to get on

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<v Speaker 1>this ride. It takes off and we start going and

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<v Speaker 1>you just hear him go, why are we going so high? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are we still going so high because it's legal

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<v Speaker 1>feet and the fear sets in and then the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>drops out of this roller coaster. And when I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that this kid's face was not the same, the

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<v Speaker 1>entire ride is an understatement. He went full r dude,

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<v Speaker 1>hard hard. He it looked like he was having a

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<v Speaker 1>stroke through half of the like half his face was

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<v Speaker 1>just just was just dead and you could just hear

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<v Speaker 1>him going no, no, no, no no no no no

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<v Speaker 1>no no no no no at one at one point.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then we get done with the ride

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, I don't like that. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why I did that. Why did I choose to do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did we do that? I was like, what's fun? Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>I had a great time. Did you not have a

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<v Speaker 1>good time? He's like, no, no, I did not. My

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<v Speaker 1>head hurts, I don't like the way my body feels.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>And we get to the part where you see the

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<v Speaker 1>picture and he just looked completely like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's another statement that he looked like he had six

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<v Speaker 2>extra chromosomes added to his body in his picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>One of our listeners. Word I've already said it to him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So there's at least one of.

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<v Speaker 1>Three. Yeah, if anybody wants it, you're more than welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to d MS and I'll send it to you. But uh,

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<v Speaker 1>he promptly, he promptly was like, all right, I'm done.

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<v Speaker 1>I want out of this part. I don't want like

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<v Speaker 1>he immediately was scared to go on any other ride.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't want anything to do with anything else. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even want to get in the car at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>So we obviously, you know, sat in the car for

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<v Speaker 1>a little while, sat in the parking lot and kind

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<v Speaker 1>of let that that fear kick off and whatever vertigo

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<v Speaker 1>he was having kind of shake out out, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we got in the car, got gas, got him some

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<v Speaker 1>ginger ale to kind of settle his stomach a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we headed home. He was he was out

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<v Speaker 1>within fifteen minutes of the drive home. Once he had

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<v Speaker 1>some ginger ale in his stomach and he kind of

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<v Speaker 1>settled out. But when he woke up, he said he

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time and he would do it again.

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<v Speaker 1>He just wouldn't do that right again. So that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't been in I've only been an ospberry farm

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<v Speaker 2>one time, and I was, oh no, no, I went

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<v Speaker 2>I went in high school. I forgot no, that was

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<v Speaker 2>six flags. I've only been in an ospberry farm once

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I highly recommend it. It was really fun. And then

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<v Speaker 1>your your boy, in true idiot fashion, decided to go

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<v Speaker 1>on the one day that they had a school function,

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<v Speaker 1>which was like twenty thousand eighth graders there. Almost karate

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<v Speaker 1>chopped one of them in the throat because they kept

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<v Speaker 1>coming in this line. We were in this a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>long wait at one of the river Rapids rides, and

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<v Speaker 1>I saw this kid cut in line twice and he

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<v Speaker 1>when he was doing it, him and a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>friends with we're not cutting. We're just meeting with some

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<v Speaker 1>but we have a friend up here. We're not cutting.

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<v Speaker 1>And the third time they did it, I probably just

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<v Speaker 1>stuck my hand out and was like, no, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>get go back. You're not fucking doing this. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>playing this game. Get in the back of the line.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not playing this game. You don't have friends up there,

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<v Speaker 1>Get the fuck out of here. Go And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of people clapped, and a bunch of the

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<v Speaker 1>other kids didn't like it, because, like I said, there

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<v Speaker 1>were a ton of kids. I mean, if I if

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<v Speaker 1>I had to guess, I would say there was probably

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<v Speaker 1>about ten to twenty thousand kids there alone. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of kids, maybe forty thousand. Color those kids all

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<v Speaker 1>eighth graders. They had eighth grade shirts on, like it

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<v Speaker 1>was the color of their skin.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you asked that. I was like, wait, as

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<v Speaker 1>Making sure we're not a I'm not committing a hay

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<v Speaker 1>crying like hey gets the best? Oh no, they were white.

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<v Speaker 1>these ones were dead, Yeah they were. They were entitled,

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<v Speaker 1>little privileged motherfuckers. Why are you guys cutting We have

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<v Speaker 1>the fast passes? Oh daddy could buy you. Those who

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<v Speaker 1>fast passes were expending. They're ninety bucks a pop. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>and then just gone with him. They would have allowed

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<v Speaker 1>a really good business. That's a true, dude. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's a phenomenal business venture that you should start. Could

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<v Speaker 1>what full retard. It's a teared system.

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<v Speaker 2>So like, for for one hundred dollars, I'll act slightly autistic.

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<v Speaker 2>For four hundred dollars, you'll get you'll get a pretty

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<v Speaker 2>good charge. For one thousand dollars, I will literally lick

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<v Speaker 1>We podcast five five thousand dollars, will be simple jack

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<v Speaker 1>the whole day and pretend I'll beat off in front

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<v Speaker 1>of people as a tip. As a tip, I might

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Stone, let's go with you, buddy, You're you're the

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So this week dog uh Friday, my mom flew in,

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<v Speaker 3>picked her up, me, the girlfriend, the kid, and the mom.

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<v Speaker 3>We drove down to Phoenix and we I had rented

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<v Speaker 3>lit as fuck and just swim in the pool the

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<v Speaker 3>whole day. Thankfully I didn't drown. I did have like

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<v Speaker 3>a big ass, like little baseball bat looking raft shove

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<v Speaker 3>up my ass a few times, which I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 3>was a bad thing, but it was just interesting trying

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<v Speaker 3>not to shoot yourself in the water. It was a

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<v Speaker 3>really interesting apparatus thing was But we had fun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>And then Sunday unfortunately got rained out.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard about that, so we couldn't we couldn't spend

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the pool. But on Sunday, the whole reason we

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<v Speaker 3>went to Phoenix was because I went and walked to

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<v Speaker 3>my graduation for you of a went to the the

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<v Speaker 3>arena that was there, and yeah, my fucking advisor was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's gonna be like an hour of speeches from people.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to come up call your names.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll be like an hour long, and then there'll be

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<v Speaker 3>like a bunch of like doctorate speeches at the end

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<v Speaker 3>of it, and you can just leave before those, like

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<v Speaker 3>after they call your name and you walk, just go.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, cool, how's it going to be?

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<v Speaker 3>Went there and I got there like not necessarily late, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Like you had to show up between seven and nine,

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<v Speaker 3>But if you went the day before and you get

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<v Speaker 3>your little car that says what you're graduating with, what

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<v Speaker 3>your name is, you could just show up at eight, right,

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<v Speaker 3>showed up in eight fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, no big deal. Went to the back.

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<v Speaker 3>They paraded us through the back all the way to

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<v Speaker 3>our seats, and I was a fourth row from the back,

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<v Speaker 3>and this graduation had like a thousand and names, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm all the way in the fucking back and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting back there like all right, well, it's just

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<v Speaker 3>an hour, you know, I should probably be about thirty

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<v Speaker 3>minutes in like we'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Two hours later, Like I was sitting there for two

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<v Speaker 3>fucking hours, that's from. It was two hours of name calling, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and they like called us up. And it was like

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<v Speaker 3>ten minutes after they called us up, they were done. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>It's like two hours and ten minutes. Yeah, two hours

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<v Speaker 3>of sitting there and that fucking got damn folding chair

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<v Speaker 3>and I was sitting there like, God damn it, my

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<v Speaker 3>fucking advisor let me down the wrong fucking path here.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I was so tempted to get up and go cut mine,

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<v Speaker 3>but apparently someone else tried to do that, and they

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<v Speaker 3>like sent them back to their seat, and it was

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<v Speaker 3>like embarrassing for them, and I was like, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 3>get to.

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<v Speaker 1>The back of the line. Get to the back of

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<v Speaker 1>the line. I'm black. I don't give a fuck. Just

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<v Speaker 1>like a bus to you. Get back to bus.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>It was really interesting though, was the amount of people

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<v Speaker 3>that were there that were not within twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Three years old. The majority of the people graduating were

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<v Speaker 1>like my age or I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was going to ask you that because I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>that's the thing now, that's the the majority of people

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<v Speaker 2>are going to be older people graduating.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and especially because it's it's online. Everybody came from

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<v Speaker 3>all over the nation and over the globe too. Like

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of Armed Forces were there because that's like

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<v Speaker 3>one of the college preferred choices for the Armed Forces, as.

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<v Speaker 1>You of a for their online program. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>like pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Got to meet a bunch of people, a bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>different backgrounds, different states, different places.

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<v Speaker 1>Shot the ship with a few people. I walked up

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<v Speaker 1>to the.

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<v Speaker 3>Stage and they like took your picture a couple of times,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you get up there and you go shake

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<v Speaker 3>whoever's hand. And when I walked up, I think it

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<v Speaker 3>was the like the dean of like the Social Side

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<v Speaker 3>something like that. They'd like a bunch of those fuckers

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<v Speaker 3>up there, and they're dressed in their fucking like wizard

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<v Speaker 3>robes and shit. And when I went to shake this

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<v Speaker 3>dude's hand, he grabbed my hand and immediately yanked me

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<v Speaker 3>towards the stairs like fuck off, like and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I trust me, You're not the only

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<v Speaker 3>one that wants us over. I sat in the fourth

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<v Speaker 3>fucking row from the back, eat my dink. I at

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<v Speaker 3>least get to have this fucking mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me the sorting hat I want to the house.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, I went up. We were like showing

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<v Speaker 1>the jumble Tron and shits like.

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<v Speaker 3>I went up to the camerage kind of waved and

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<v Speaker 3>looked at my family and just kind of waved at

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<v Speaker 3>them and stuff, and then I walked down my supervisor,

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<v Speaker 3>my old one actually just graduated with her degree too,

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<v Speaker 3>and so we met up and took a selfie and

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<v Speaker 3>we're like, holy shit, we gotta drop this in teams

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<v Speaker 3>chat and say fuck you, and all those people had

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<v Speaker 3>just started ha ha ha. We're done because we were

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<v Speaker 3>part of this group chat. We're all going to school

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<v Speaker 3>together and stuff. But it was a good time, and

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<v Speaker 3>then went back to the airbanb and just kind of

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<v Speaker 3>hung out outside. It wasn't like cold, you know, it

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<v Speaker 3>was just warm. It was like eighty five outside, just

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<v Speaker 3>raining like crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>So we just sat.

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<v Speaker 3>Outside and just chilling and hanging out and having a

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<v Speaker 3>good time and catching up. Drove back today, however, my mom,

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<v Speaker 3>my mom, got a return ticket back today and she

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<v Speaker 3>was at the other airport and Phoenix, which is.

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<v Speaker 1>Way on the east ship Mesa Gateway. Yeah, Masa Gateway.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's strikes again. Yeah, yeah, years ago. God, it

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<v Speaker 1>is hilarious. Pay attention. Yeah, we left it. It's so tiny.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was way bigger.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like, but we we left it at like nine five, right,

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<v Speaker 3>drove the hour it was to get over there because

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<v Speaker 3>we were in Glendale, like right next to the arena. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>took an hour an hour to get over there. We

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<v Speaker 3>had some cafe rio dropped her off, and then we

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<v Speaker 3>had to drive the hour back and then from where

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<v Speaker 3>we were it's still another four and a half hours. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>so yeah, what we started as nine forty five ended

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<v Speaker 3>with six pm, like getting home finally.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, there was a point where I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>they were driving on the road. It was something fucking massive,

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<v Speaker 1>but for a good stretch we were all going twenty

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<v Speaker 1>miles an hour for a little while. Yeah, that sucked.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the fuck it was.

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<v Speaker 3>But it had a giant like police barricade with it

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<v Speaker 3>going through and I'm like, I'm like, right, exactly, build

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<v Speaker 3>a spaceship.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever the fuck it was, But enough about that shit,

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<v Speaker 1>No me, how's you weak? It was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna Dome was also going to be at

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<v Speaker 2>the graduation, and Dome's life changed because of having to

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<v Speaker 2>be in in California, making that Cheddar all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was going to be there, and then my

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<v Speaker 2>father in law, his mom had passed away, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife was like, well, we gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, she didn't go to our wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do we have to go to her funeral? True

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<v Speaker 2>dick fashion, right, yeah, And she's like, well, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>really for hers.

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<v Speaker 1>For Marvin. I'm like, okay, fair enough. I'm like, we

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<v Speaker 1>can make that happen. We'll go. Like, where's it at?

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<v Speaker 2>So she sends me she text She texts me where

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<v Speaker 2>the name of the town she wants to be buried in?

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<v Speaker 2>And I just responded, where the fuck is that? And

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<v Speaker 2>then she sent a screenshot of the map. So then

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<v Speaker 2>I just pulled it up on my map more and

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<v Speaker 2>a half hours from here from Kingman, which I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been to that side of Arizona past Flagstaff.

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<v Speaker 2>eastern side of Arizona, just on the southern side, not

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<v Speaker 2>on the north.

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<v Speaker 1>Vastly different, vastly different.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, whatever little family trip, we're all going, right,

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<v Speaker 2>we can do that. And so we go, and the

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<v Speaker 2>plan was so we went Friday, got there at two,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we stayed in the hotel, but we got

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<v Speaker 2>there too because they had a pool so we could use.

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<v Speaker 1>The pool hang out, and then it was the On Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>It was supposed to be funeral or viewing at nine,

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<v Speaker 2>funeral at eleven, and then go to the cemetery, Barrier

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<v Speaker 2>come back or not Burrier just put her in the hole.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they come back later and fill it and then

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<v Speaker 2>go back to the church, eat lunch. Then we would

423
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<v Speaker 2>be on the road to two. Well, in weather fashion

424
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<v Speaker 2>in Clay Springs, the weather was actually nice, but then

425
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<v Speaker 2>when we got to the part of the cemetery it

426
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<v Speaker 2>got super super windy, so they had delayed it because

427
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<v Speaker 2>it just was like insanely windy. And then when it

428
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<v Speaker 2>got better, so like we came back we could do it.

429
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<v Speaker 2>And then everybody's standing around and you just hear somebody go, no,

430
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<v Speaker 2>they didn't include those in the van, And I was

431
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<v Speaker 2>just like, Okay, now I gotta pay attention, like I

432
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<v Speaker 2>got to hyper fixate to hear what they're talking about.

433
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<v Speaker 2>The mortuary or whatever who brought her all the way

434
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<v Speaker 2>that way forgot to put the straps to lower the

435
00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:36.960
<v Speaker 2>coffin into the hole. So you had a bunch of

436
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<v Speaker 2>people that were scouring their trucks and vans to find

437
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<v Speaker 2>rope and ratchet straps.

438
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<v Speaker 1>Awesome.

439
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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

440
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<v Speaker 6>At one point the coffin was tilted because the problem

441
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<v Speaker 6>was the problem was whoever fucking dug this hole literally

442
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<v Speaker 6>put the dirt right next to the hole.

443
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<v Speaker 2>So the people on the one side or on a

444
00:23:00.759 --> 00:23:04.079
<v Speaker 2>dirt hill trying to balance and then also hold this coffin.

445
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<v Speaker 2>And I mean, mind you, she was a small lady,

446
00:23:06.000 --> 00:23:08.960
<v Speaker 2>she's like ninety five years old, right, but the coffin right,

447
00:23:09.160 --> 00:23:12.519
<v Speaker 2>So you had all these tough ass cowboys trying to

448
00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:15.160
<v Speaker 2>balance this thing. And at one point the flowers fall

449
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<v Speaker 2>in off the coffin into the and I was just like,

450
00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:22.319
<v Speaker 2>if this thing opens, people, shit.

451
00:23:23.839 --> 00:23:24.680
<v Speaker 1>So it sounds like the.

452
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<v Speaker 3>Music at the end of like a Curb Your Enthusiasm

453
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<v Speaker 3>episode to be playing while this is happening.

454
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, So.

455
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<v Speaker 2>But she ended up getting laid down. Fine, it went good.

456
00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:38.440
<v Speaker 2>We went back, had lunch. Well then because of that,

457
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<v Speaker 2>we checked at the hotel because I was like, listen,

458
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<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like driving right now, and getting back

459
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<v Speaker 2>at getting back at home at eleven thirty at night, Like,

460
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<v Speaker 2>I just don't feel like that, Like I'm at a

461
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<v Speaker 2>position that I don't want to do that. And so

462
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<v Speaker 2>we checked at the hotel and because the town we

463
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<v Speaker 2>were staying in was like six thousand people, of course

464
00:23:58.640 --> 00:24:01.880
<v Speaker 2>there was vacancy. Yeah, you can extend your stay. So

465
00:24:02.880 --> 00:24:05.720
<v Speaker 2>my my in law is extended their stay as well,

466
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<v Speaker 2>and my sister in law came down. She didn't bring

467
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<v Speaker 2>her kids, just her and we decided, well, since we're

468
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<v Speaker 2>staying on the way home tomorrow, we can leave at

469
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<v Speaker 2>you know, nine ten o'clock and we'll we'll hit up

470
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<v Speaker 2>the We're going to hit the not the actual petrified forest,

471
00:24:21.400 --> 00:24:23.759
<v Speaker 2>but they have a shop in a town called Whole

472
00:24:23.799 --> 00:24:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Book Wholebrook that's a petrified wood shop and it's actually really,

473
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<v Speaker 2>really fucking cool. And then we're gonna hit up the

474
00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:33.480
<v Speaker 2>meteor Crater. I've never seen it, and I was like,

475
00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:36.160
<v Speaker 2>but it's on the way. So I was like, yeah,

476
00:24:36.240 --> 00:24:39.599
<v Speaker 2>let's do that. So we get we get our breakfast

477
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<v Speaker 2>that morning, we get everything packed. I pull up the car,

478
00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:46.480
<v Speaker 2>we packed the car and uh, I pulled my car

479
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<v Speaker 2>the way. Marvin brings his truck as my father in

480
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<v Speaker 2>law brings his truck in, shuts it off, pack all

481
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<v Speaker 2>their stuff. Cool, let's go turns the key dead. Is

482
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<v Speaker 2>a fucking door sh But it wasn't the battery. You

483
00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:03.880
<v Speaker 2>could hear the clicking, and I was like, oh man,

484
00:25:04.279 --> 00:25:06.599
<v Speaker 2>the worst part is he just had the starter replaced

485
00:25:06.640 --> 00:25:10.079
<v Speaker 2>in the last like three to six months. So we're

486
00:25:10.119 --> 00:25:12.599
<v Speaker 2>standing around trying to right next to them at dex

487
00:25:12.680 --> 00:25:14.359
<v Speaker 2>to the hotels and AutoZone. So I run over there

488
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<v Speaker 2>and say, hey, do you have a can you bring

489
00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:18.160
<v Speaker 2>your diagnostic thing over there? And they're like, yeah, absolutely,

490
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<v Speaker 2>But it's a Sunday, right, and you're talking to town

491
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<v Speaker 2>of six thousand people. So now we're looking up like

492
00:25:23.319 --> 00:25:28.039
<v Speaker 2>mobile mechanics. The lady at the front desk. The lady

493
00:25:28.079 --> 00:25:30.119
<v Speaker 2>at the front desk goes, I'll call my ex husband.

494
00:25:30.880 --> 00:25:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Somebody ows somebody this.

495
00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:36.240
<v Speaker 2>This dude rolls up, fucking jeans, boots, no T shirt,

496
00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:39.839
<v Speaker 2>has got a tan a tank top, tan line tattoos

497
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<v Speaker 2>from like nineteen.

498
00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Eighty nine, smell like marble.

499
00:25:44.279 --> 00:25:47.799
<v Speaker 2>He's driving like an O four Tahoe with no front bumper.

500
00:25:47.920 --> 00:25:50.480
<v Speaker 2>But you know, like this fucker knows car, Yes, his

501
00:25:50.559 --> 00:25:53.440
<v Speaker 2>car shitty, He knows what's up, right, So Marvin's like,

502
00:25:53.480 --> 00:25:56.119
<v Speaker 2>you guys should just go ahead, like, don't wait for us,

503
00:25:56.200 --> 00:25:58.000
<v Speaker 2>because this might be and this may be an all

504
00:25:58.079 --> 00:26:01.279
<v Speaker 2>day thing, right, we may be stuck here another day,

505
00:26:01.279 --> 00:26:04.079
<v Speaker 2>and we're like, okay, we're gonna go. So like Stone's

506
00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:08.279
<v Speaker 2>travel today, my travel yesterday was we ended up leaving

507
00:26:08.319 --> 00:26:11.720
<v Speaker 2>it about ten o'clock and I think we pulled into

508
00:26:11.759 --> 00:26:14.039
<v Speaker 2>our house at five thirty. But we stopped at the

509
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:15.720
<v Speaker 2>meteor Crater and we spent like an hour and a

510
00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:19.680
<v Speaker 2>half there. So we actually stopped for the somebody, which

511
00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:21.440
<v Speaker 2>I would say, like that was really fucking cool for

512
00:26:21.559 --> 00:26:23.680
<v Speaker 2>being a big hole in the fucking ground. Their little

513
00:26:23.720 --> 00:26:27.720
<v Speaker 2>museum was kind of cool. Definitely worth checking out. But man,

514
00:26:27.759 --> 00:26:30.720
<v Speaker 2>this is a weekend of just like shit upon shit

515
00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:33.680
<v Speaker 2>back and forth like whatever. But I will say I

516
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<v Speaker 2>think I sent you guys in the chat a picture

517
00:26:35.799 --> 00:26:40.039
<v Speaker 2>of barbecue from Friday night, and that's the best barbecue

518
00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:43.039
<v Speaker 2>I've had in the state of Arizona, like really hands down.

519
00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:46.400
<v Speaker 2>And obviously I haven't hit every barbecue joint, and I'm

520
00:26:46.400 --> 00:26:49.440
<v Speaker 2>sure there is something that's better, probably multiple things, but

521
00:26:49.519 --> 00:26:52.880
<v Speaker 2>from all the barbecue I've had in Arizona, ain't none

522
00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:55.799
<v Speaker 2>better than that little in Snowflake, Arizona.

523
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<v Speaker 1>Man, that place doesn't surprise me. It's filled with it's

524
00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:03.799
<v Speaker 1>filled with you know, not to be that guy, but

525
00:27:03.839 --> 00:27:05.680
<v Speaker 1>it's filled with those type of people. Right, It's filled

526
00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:08.720
<v Speaker 1>with people who know how to barbecue. I mean, that's

527
00:27:09.519 --> 00:27:15.359
<v Speaker 1>so there are it's not racist. It's not racist because

528
00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:19.079
<v Speaker 1>it's white people. White people are one of the last

529
00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:23.519
<v Speaker 1>people I would trust with barbecue. I'm saying. I mean

530
00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:25.839
<v Speaker 1>that they don't have a whole lot, they don't have

531
00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:30.680
<v Speaker 1>a whole lot of food places in that small ass city.

532
00:27:30.839 --> 00:27:34.240
<v Speaker 3>They have to barbecue, right, So yeah, I wouldn't trust

533
00:27:34.279 --> 00:27:37.720
<v Speaker 3>white people with barbecue either, becausewitz.

534
00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:38.799
<v Speaker 1>Exactly the last time a bunch of white people got

535
00:27:38.839 --> 00:27:42.400
<v Speaker 1>to get you know, you're eating people fucking cannibalism, Like

536
00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:46.519
<v Speaker 1>we're it. You were idiots, dude, We're the last people

537
00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:47.640
<v Speaker 1>you want to trust in general.

538
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:50.759
<v Speaker 2>One of the things that's worth checking out. I didn't

539
00:27:50.799 --> 00:27:52.440
<v Speaker 2>know this till my sister in law told us on

540
00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:55.000
<v Speaker 2>the on part of the drive stone you need to

541
00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:56.839
<v Speaker 2>look up one of the one of the there's this

542
00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:58.039
<v Speaker 2>building in Snowflake And.

543
00:27:58.039 --> 00:27:59.640
<v Speaker 1>We were like, what the hell is this? It's like

544
00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:03.359
<v Speaker 1>this huge fucking greenhouse. Oh, it's only like the largest

545
00:28:03.400 --> 00:28:07.920
<v Speaker 1>supplier of medical marijuana made in the United States then

546
00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:11.400
<v Speaker 1>in fucking snowflake Arizona. Just look it up sometimes so

547
00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:14.599
<v Speaker 1>you can read about it's pretty fucking cool. But yeah,

548
00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:16.440
<v Speaker 1>that's that's where that's at. But yeah, it was.

549
00:28:16.519 --> 00:28:16.720
<v Speaker 3>It was.

550
00:28:16.839 --> 00:28:19.480
<v Speaker 2>It was a good weekend, long story to wrap that up,

551
00:28:19.519 --> 00:28:21.519
<v Speaker 2>but there was a lot of events that happened. We

552
00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:24.680
<v Speaker 2>almost had a body fallout of a coffin, had a

553
00:28:24.759 --> 00:28:26.920
<v Speaker 2>truck that wouldn't start. Oh, the best part was it

554
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:30.160
<v Speaker 2>actually wasn't the starter. It was a fucking wire that

555
00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:34.519
<v Speaker 2>was from the battery. Was like, that connects to the starter. Yeah,

556
00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:38.240
<v Speaker 2>so checks I mean, good news, bad right, But that's

557
00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>the last thing. You're four and a half hours from home.

558
00:28:39.960 --> 00:28:41.440
<v Speaker 2>You're ready to like get on the road and get

559
00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:43.119
<v Speaker 2>going and your car doesn't starts.

560
00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:46.559
<v Speaker 1>Miserable dude, if it was me out of flipping my

561
00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:53.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking vehicle. Yes, speaking of flipping, let's do something different.

562
00:28:54.000 --> 00:28:57.640
<v Speaker 1>So I wanted to for our segment for these this episode,

563
00:28:57.680 --> 00:28:59.519
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to do like a movie theme Devan like

564
00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:01.519
<v Speaker 1>in movie. Lately, I've been watching a lot of TV

565
00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:04.920
<v Speaker 1>because I've been stuck in hotel rooms, you know. And

566
00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:08.000
<v Speaker 1>one thing that I thought about was taking a movie

567
00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:12.599
<v Speaker 1>and flipping it and putting it into a different genre.

568
00:29:13.240 --> 00:29:18.119
<v Speaker 1>So like you've got Scream, and instead of Scream being

569
00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:22.000
<v Speaker 1>a horror movie, what if Scream was like a love story?

570
00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:27.079
<v Speaker 1>You know, how would that movie play out? And so

571
00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I asked you guys to come up with like three

572
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:33.000
<v Speaker 1>movies that you could flip me on the flip on

573
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:38.000
<v Speaker 1>its side and turn it into something else, right, and

574
00:29:38.000 --> 00:29:41.480
<v Speaker 1>then we would kind of bullshit about it a little bit. Okay,

575
00:29:41.640 --> 00:29:44.519
<v Speaker 1>So who's going on the first? So the first one

576
00:29:44.599 --> 00:29:46.599
<v Speaker 1>that I that I've actually always wanted to see, and

577
00:29:46.640 --> 00:29:48.200
<v Speaker 1>I've had this one stuck in my mind for a

578
00:29:48.279 --> 00:29:50.599
<v Speaker 1>long time, is Charlie in the Chocolate Factory, right, And

579
00:29:50.680 --> 00:29:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I think Charlie in the Chocolate Factory would be an

580
00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:56.920
<v Speaker 1>amazing horror movie where they take like Willy Wonka and

581
00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:59.519
<v Speaker 1>even Charlie and they have them kind of team up

582
00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:02.960
<v Speaker 1>and they kill all of these kids and their parents

583
00:30:03.039 --> 00:30:07.519
<v Speaker 1>and then like turn them into fucking uh candy, you know,

584
00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:10.559
<v Speaker 1>like they add them to the candy and whatnot, and

585
00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:14.680
<v Speaker 1>and and like bompas are their little fucking gremlins. You

586
00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:16.400
<v Speaker 1>could make them like little Gremlins and.

587
00:30:16.400 --> 00:30:19.880
<v Speaker 3>Ship yeah, you know, and the chocolate kind of sounds

588
00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:23.480
<v Speaker 3>like what they're doing right now with like the Disney Reimagine.

589
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:27.079
<v Speaker 1>One that they go to the similar never I think

590
00:30:27.440 --> 00:30:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I think that'd be a really fun movie that, you know,

591
00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:34.720
<v Speaker 1>the right in the right hands could really be an

592
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:40.319
<v Speaker 1>absolute fucking amazing thriller, horror slasher type movie, would be

593
00:30:40.400 --> 00:30:43.400
<v Speaker 1>really psychedelic. You could have some super psychedelic like the Tunnel,

594
00:30:43.960 --> 00:30:46.279
<v Speaker 1>you know, you could really turn that into something wild.

595
00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Think it'd be kind of cool.

596
00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:52.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, I see what you're putting down. So

597
00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:54.799
<v Speaker 2>one of mine also, I would like to change to

598
00:30:54.920 --> 00:30:57.680
<v Speaker 2>a horror movie. And this is a movie we've discussed

599
00:30:57.759 --> 00:31:01.000
<v Speaker 2>multiple times for different reasons on this podcast, and I'm

600
00:31:01.000 --> 00:31:04.559
<v Speaker 2>gonna go with Heavyweights and the kids go to fat

601
00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:07.559
<v Speaker 2>Camp to come to find out that instead of fat

602
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:10.920
<v Speaker 2>camp to have fun or lose weight, they're actually being

603
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:16.039
<v Speaker 2>poisoned and then hunted. And so the counselors who are

604
00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:20.640
<v Speaker 2>in shape are actually hunting them for court. And that

605
00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:22.880
<v Speaker 2>is actually what Heavyweights knew.

606
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Michael Myers fucking origin story or not, Michael Myers, Jason Jason, Yeah, yeah,

607
00:31:31.680 --> 00:31:32.079
<v Speaker 1>I like it.

608
00:31:32.839 --> 00:31:38.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's some wild ship. I actually really liked this

609
00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:40.200
<v Speaker 2>segment when you sent it in the rundown.

610
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:41.160
<v Speaker 1>I was like, this could be fun.

611
00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:44.000
<v Speaker 2>This could be fun like simply like you could expound

612
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:45.720
<v Speaker 2>a whole lot, or you could keep it really simple

613
00:31:46.039 --> 00:31:48.359
<v Speaker 2>and just let people let let their minds stick.

614
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<v Speaker 6>You know.

615
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<v Speaker 1>The image that came to mind was, but he's doing

616
00:31:54.680 --> 00:32:01.480
<v Speaker 1>like the dodgeball cobras. He's going through the forest and

617
00:32:01.519 --> 00:32:04.119
<v Speaker 1>then it's just this fat kid shivering, trying to fucking

618
00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:08.960
<v Speaker 1>hide and it set a large same buddy, he's like bloody.

619
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:13.880
<v Speaker 3>You guys remember later when they had that stump and

620
00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:15.880
<v Speaker 3>they were hiding food in the stump and.

621
00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:18.039
<v Speaker 1>They were paying them. What if like a kid reaches

622
00:32:18.079 --> 00:32:22.160
<v Speaker 1>in there and fucking bear trap arm gone, And that's

623
00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:24.240
<v Speaker 1>how the whole horror thing kind of kicks off. Oh

624
00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:27.680
<v Speaker 1>to be phenomenal. Oh love it. I love it. And

625
00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:30.000
<v Speaker 1>then the blob instead of the blob, it's just like

626
00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:31.279
<v Speaker 1>spikes like it.

627
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Just no, no, the blobs reeled, but they're getting ejected

628
00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:38.319
<v Speaker 2>into alligator infested waters like that.

629
00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>It'd be dope. What do you got, stump? That's a

630
00:32:44.359 --> 00:32:52.559
<v Speaker 1>that's a really good he was busy graduated. He's got

631
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<v Speaker 1>an excuse. You know, he's got an excuse.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually wasn't on the list, or at least the list

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<v Speaker 3>that I got. I didn't see that on there at all.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you graduate? Did not see it? He was

635
00:33:02.519 --> 00:33:06.440
<v Speaker 1>busy graduating everybody. I was busy graduating education system in

636
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<v Speaker 1>this country. God damn it. How about how about I

637
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<v Speaker 1>go again? Okay, so I got one. I got one

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<v Speaker 1>United ninety three.

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<v Speaker 3>But that plane that went down from nine to eleven,

640
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<v Speaker 3>we changed it to like a comedy like Bill and

641
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<v Speaker 3>Ted or Harold and Kumar, and it's just these two

642
00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:33.599
<v Speaker 3>college guys that have to just just half you know,

643
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<v Speaker 3>just happened to be of like air of descent, and

644
00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:39.160
<v Speaker 3>they're just gonna go ahead and take some mushrooms on

645
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<v Speaker 3>an airplane ride and ended up crashing against the ground

646
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<v Speaker 3>because they believe the ground turned into a space monster

647
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<v Speaker 3>and they had to save humanity.

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<v Speaker 1>For fox sake. It turns into it turns like this

649
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<v Speaker 1>is the end where they got too high and they

650
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<v Speaker 1>actually never dis Yeah, it turns into an entire electure.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, I got a comedy as well,

652
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<v Speaker 1>actually the Green Mile. So instead of instead of John Henry,

653
00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:13.199
<v Speaker 1>you know, going through this these trials and tribulations and

654
00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:17.199
<v Speaker 1>it being this like weird little mystery. It's him trying

655
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<v Speaker 1>to escape, but he's just fumbling at every turn, and

656
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:24.719
<v Speaker 1>so like it's just NonStop jokes and the guards are

657
00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:29.599
<v Speaker 1>making fun of them, and he's literally just he's constantly

658
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:33.039
<v Speaker 1>doing everything he can to try and escape. Rather than

659
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<v Speaker 1>prove his innocence or you know, show this power that

660
00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:39.079
<v Speaker 1>he has, he's just he's just trying to escape. It's

661
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<v Speaker 1>just him trying to escape the whole fucking time. I

662
00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:48.320
<v Speaker 1>think that would be hilarious. See this giant, six foot eight,

663
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<v Speaker 1>fucking black dude, you know, who's slightly retarded, trying to

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<v Speaker 1>escape prison. But he still has his powers. He just

665
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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know how to control them, you know, Okay, whatever

666
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<v Speaker 1>those powers are. Sure. Sure.

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00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:09.320
<v Speaker 2>I have another horror movie that is not a horror movie,

668
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<v Speaker 2>and this one is a completely different story. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>Wolf of Wall Street. It's actually a wolf that is

670
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<v Speaker 2>just killing people on Wall Street. So it's a wolf

671
00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:24.239
<v Speaker 2>that was raised in the subways, eating rats, and now

672
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:28.119
<v Speaker 2>it's gotten tired and gotten a taste for human flesh,

673
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<v Speaker 2>and so it goes after it goes after Humans at

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<v Speaker 2>Night on Wall Street.

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00:35:33.800 --> 00:35:36.199
<v Speaker 1>And that's the Wall Street what if it's what if

676
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<v Speaker 1>it's another horror film?

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<v Speaker 3>If it's another horror movie and it like it's like

678
00:35:42.920 --> 00:35:45.360
<v Speaker 3>playing wolf and like one of the guys in the

679
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:46.599
<v Speaker 3>office is like killing everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good Wolf. That's a good spin.

681
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Like it's actually somebody that's a really good spin, a

682
00:35:56.119 --> 00:36:01.280
<v Speaker 2>werewolf on Wall Street that's actually killing his his cos.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great all right, So my bad.

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00:36:03.320 --> 00:36:05.800
<v Speaker 3>I actually had episode one seventy four pulled up, and

685
00:36:05.840 --> 00:36:07.800
<v Speaker 3>that's why I was like, it's not a fucking on here, No,

686
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<v Speaker 3>it is, my bad.

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<v Speaker 1>My first one was actually four episodes.

688
00:36:11.559 --> 00:36:14.519
<v Speaker 3>My first one was actually a Schindler's List and it

689
00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:17.039
<v Speaker 3>was turned into a porn and call it Shandler's the

690
00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:17.519
<v Speaker 3>real thing.

691
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Shout out.

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00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:23.079
<v Speaker 3>Shout out to Orgasmo from from nineteen eighty five to

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<v Speaker 3>Trade Parker. Uh No, another one I have on here

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<v Speaker 3>was Grandma's Boy. But it's a drama and it's about

695
00:36:31.440 --> 00:36:35.840
<v Speaker 3>like this high school kid that like is like kind

696
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<v Speaker 3>of a flunk and nobody kind of likes him, and

697
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:38.920
<v Speaker 3>he goes to live with his grandma for the summer,

698
00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:44.320
<v Speaker 3>and uh, his Grandma's like like secretly like a huge

699
00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:46.320
<v Speaker 3>like pothead, and she like connects with him on like

700
00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:48.119
<v Speaker 3>weed level, and he's like finally coming out of his

701
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<v Speaker 3>shell and he's feeling like a normal person. And then

702
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:53.400
<v Speaker 3>she chokes on like a gummy and she dies and

703
00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:55.599
<v Speaker 3>the family is like, you're a drug addict and you

704
00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:58.320
<v Speaker 3>killed your grandma, and like it gets even worse for him.

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<v Speaker 1>That would turn into a sad, sad movie, real quick,

706
00:37:03.679 --> 00:37:07.159
<v Speaker 1>sad movie, real fast. I like that, though I would

707
00:37:07.199 --> 00:37:12.679
<v Speaker 1>watch Hits for Gigi. I like that. My last one

708
00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:15.840
<v Speaker 1>is actually Happy Gilmore, but you turn it into an

709
00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:19.679
<v Speaker 1>m night shamal on like mystery thriller kind of movie

710
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:25.159
<v Speaker 1>where Happy is actually dead and Chubbs is his like

711
00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:29.760
<v Speaker 1>guide that's trying to guide him into the afterlife. So

712
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:32.400
<v Speaker 1>like you add like an eerie theme to it, where

713
00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:35.800
<v Speaker 1>like maybe something's always a miss in the like through

714
00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:38.280
<v Speaker 1>the whole movie, there's always something that's just a miss.

715
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<v Speaker 1>There's something that's wrong, but he Happy can't put his

716
00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:44.360
<v Speaker 1>finger on it right, and it wasn't really It wasn't

717
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:46.519
<v Speaker 1>really his grandpa that died, you know what I mean?

718
00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:52.360
<v Speaker 1>It was him. Okay, it's a good twist. I think

719
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<v Speaker 1>that'd be kind of good. I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>My last one is a silent film, and it's it's

721
00:38:01.800 --> 00:38:05.559
<v Speaker 2>turning into a silent film. It originally is a horror film,

722
00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:09.719
<v Speaker 2>h and it's The Quiet Place and it's literally just

723
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:14.119
<v Speaker 2>a fucking quiet little prairie with two people that sit

724
00:38:14.199 --> 00:38:18.079
<v Speaker 2>there and farm all day long, but no word is spoken,

725
00:38:18.199 --> 00:38:20.840
<v Speaker 2>and it's it's just the movie a quiet place.

726
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:25.400
<v Speaker 1>That's it can every once in a while you just

727
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:27.760
<v Speaker 1>write like an alien crawling around in the background. Like

728
00:38:27.880 --> 00:38:31.000
<v Speaker 1>it's like it's like a spot that you know, like

729
00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:33.840
<v Speaker 1>the spot that magazines right where you just like, oh,

730
00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:36.639
<v Speaker 1>look there's that, or oh there's that the I spy

731
00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:42.119
<v Speaker 1>just an I spy movie? Did you call this spot that?

732
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<v Speaker 2>I played along like yeah, like I have no fucking

733
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<v Speaker 2>clue what you're talking about. I've ever heard of a

734
00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:52.719
<v Speaker 2>spot that. And then he said I spy and I'm like, oh, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>What he meant. Same fucking thing checks out. Yeah, whatever,

736
00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:01.119
<v Speaker 1>you got another one Stoned? Did you have one more stone? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>My last one was The Sandlot. Remake it into a

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<v Speaker 1>horror movie. It's like, we're ready for fucking Halloween already. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Just I know it's so much it's so much fun

740
00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:15.760
<v Speaker 3>just coming up with, especially like horror movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Ideas, you know, so they're so easy to spin, right,

742
00:39:18.719 --> 00:39:21.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, Yeah, I could see I could see the

743
00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:25.599
<v Speaker 1>Sandlot being a horror But who's the main villain? The

744
00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:26.559
<v Speaker 1>dog Squint?

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00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:32.480
<v Speaker 3>Squints betrayed everybody it's been it's been his dog this

746
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<v Speaker 3>whole time.

747
00:39:33.920 --> 00:39:37.079
<v Speaker 2>No, the villains, the villain is the is actually the dogs. Yeah,

748
00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:40.400
<v Speaker 2>it's a spin off of the actual real story where

749
00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:42.960
<v Speaker 2>he the dog kills kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's Squint.

751
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:48.559
<v Speaker 3>Turns out it's Squint's dad, and Squints was like, I

752
00:39:48.599 --> 00:39:52.199
<v Speaker 3>actually took that dog because he was oppressive, like or Squint.

753
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:55.199
<v Speaker 1>Squints gets jealous of Wendy and he's killing everybody at

754
00:39:55.239 --> 00:40:02.079
<v Speaker 1>the pool who's trying to hit on Wendy. And the scene,

755
00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:05.960
<v Speaker 1>the scene where puke because of the the chew is

756
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:11.280
<v Speaker 1>actually him poisoning them. Oh good one gonna kill all

757
00:40:11.360 --> 00:40:16.440
<v Speaker 1>his friends. Yeah, I'm down. I can dig it. I

758
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:19.480
<v Speaker 1>can dig it. Hm, you guys won't take a break?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, not yet. No, No I don't. I'm sure

760
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<v Speaker 1>I will in a second, but just write this second.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what the difference between jam and Marmaladar?

762
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<v Speaker 1>You can't jam, you're you can't marmalade, you're dick in

763
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<v Speaker 1>a jar. I was gonna say pigeon, but yeah, close enough.

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<v Speaker 2>We can take a break. We can take a break now.

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<v Speaker 2>On that note, on that, welcome back to Channel the News.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm your host, squirt about him joining me later, Chip,

767
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<v Speaker 2>sell it quick and storm a blowing. In our first story,

768
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<v Speaker 2>a boss that a sexual wellness startup orders staff to

769
00:41:11.559 --> 00:41:16.360
<v Speaker 2>have sex to relieve tension, so the court hears. Executives

770
00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:20.159
<v Speaker 2>at an orgasmic meditation startup were forced their staff to

771
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:22.719
<v Speaker 2>have sex with each other in an attempt to relieve

772
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:27.800
<v Speaker 2>the tension between them, So a federal trial had heard

773
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<v Speaker 2>one taste founder Nicole can't pronounce her last name, but

774
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<v Speaker 2>she's fifty seven and smoking fucking hot. A former head

775
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:39.760
<v Speaker 2>of sales, Rachel, can't pronounce her name, but it ends

776
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:42.440
<v Speaker 2>with wits, so she must be Jewish forty four. I'm

777
00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:45.679
<v Speaker 2>guessing she's the fat one that's less attractive. They were

778
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<v Speaker 2>charged with one count of forced labor conspiracy after they

779
00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:52.039
<v Speaker 2>forced tried forcing their employees to have sex with one another.

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<v Speaker 2>And all I'm saying around here with Channel OFY News

781
00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:57.880
<v Speaker 2>is when do we get to have sex with our producer.

782
00:41:57.960 --> 00:42:01.639
<v Speaker 2>This is some bullshit going on. Strike Chip, are you there?

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00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:05.039
<v Speaker 1>God damn squirt mud bottom. It is good to hear

784
00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:05.559
<v Speaker 1>your voice.

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00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:08.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes, if everyone in my work bay slept with each other,

786
00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:11.880
<v Speaker 3>they might have a body count of zero because it's

787
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<v Speaker 3>just me and this van.

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00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Anyways, my shitbag name of the wake is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be Blake Lively. Blake Lively took one of the world's

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<v Speaker 1>most sacred treasures away from us. That was Ryan Reynolds.

791
00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:28.400
<v Speaker 3>Now we cannot look at Ryan without seeing him tremble

792
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:32.119
<v Speaker 3>from anxiety. Has everyone else on the cast of whatever

793
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:33.719
<v Speaker 3>fucking movie she was in? Because I don't give a

794
00:42:33.760 --> 00:42:37.920
<v Speaker 3>shit about that movie. He's trembling in anxiety as well,

795
00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:42.719
<v Speaker 3>because this cunt straight up took the world and said,

796
00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:44.960
<v Speaker 3>you know what, I'm gonna make shit movies like The

797
00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:49.639
<v Speaker 3>Green Lantern with coincidentally, Ryan Reynolds. But he's gotten better Deadpool.

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00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:53.039
<v Speaker 3>Good shit, good shit. For anyone's available for to come

799
00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:56.679
<v Speaker 3>around on Friday night. I'm available because I live in

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<v Speaker 3>a van down by the river by myself and well

801
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<v Speaker 3>Chris Rawley died.

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00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:07.639
<v Speaker 1>May Chris. Anyways, check back to you, fuck Blake things.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to do fuck Blake Lively storm of blowing.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of blowing, the producer, what do you got for us?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, loo guys. Yeah, uh, you guys don't have

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<v Speaker 5>sex with your coworkers.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh scuirtly, Bob the camera man over here, he'd be

808
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:24.519
<v Speaker 1>fucking me all the time.

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00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:27.519
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the fucking idiot. He gets too close with the

810
00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:29.239
<v Speaker 4>fucking camera. He hits me in the head with it.

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00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:33.119
<v Speaker 4>I got fucking four lumps on my forehead. Dumb some bitch. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>you guys, you guys see these volcanos all over the

813
00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:39.519
<v Speaker 4>world being like exploding and shit. You guys, ever wonder

814
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<v Speaker 4>what it takes for for like a volcano to erupting

815
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<v Speaker 4>and whatnot. I looked it up, and I guess it's maga,

816
00:43:47.679 --> 00:43:51.679
<v Speaker 4>which is molten rock, maltine rock. It builds up under

817
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<v Speaker 4>the ground in the chambers of secrets, along with gases

818
00:43:55.599 --> 00:43:58.559
<v Speaker 4>from the Earth's farts and stuff. And then like after

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<v Speaker 4>a little while, Uh, there's something that happens, like a

820
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<v Speaker 4>trigger or something, so like somebody probably talks about feminism

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<v Speaker 4>or some shit, and uh and the bamboom, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>baby shit, fuck Earth, Earth is popping like a pimple

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<v Speaker 4>on miss Jackson's asshole.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, we've had twelve new eruptions in this last year

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<v Speaker 5>so far, uh, since January. And I'm not saying it's

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<v Speaker 5>dan to the earth or what, but I guess when

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<v Speaker 5>the maga is erupting.

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<v Speaker 1>Hm.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyways, Uh, I guess the West coast is gonna be

831
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<v Speaker 5>kind of warm with some rain all week, but no

832
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<v Speaker 5>Maga eruptions here.

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<v Speaker 1>It back, you guys who blew the top off that story.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh uh.

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<v Speaker 2>In my last story, Man Cooks is Chihuahua. An Alabama

836
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<v Speaker 2>pet owner, is facing charges after he confesses to putting

837
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<v Speaker 2>his dog in the oven alive to stop it from barking.

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<v Speaker 2>When asked what happened, he said, well, the Chinese people

839
00:44:57.480 --> 00:44:59.159
<v Speaker 2>can do it and serve it. So I figured, why

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<v Speaker 2>not mean?

841
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:02.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean I fucking told Freddy not to do that again.

842
00:45:02.880 --> 00:45:08.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, it's cats, not fucking dogs. He don't listen whatever.

843
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<v Speaker 2>He got tired of hearing roll Tide bark, so he

844
00:45:11.480 --> 00:45:15.679
<v Speaker 2>put roll tied into the oven. But for channelty news, Uh,

845
00:45:16.199 --> 00:45:19.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm your host, squirt, my bottom chip sel a quick

846
00:45:19.239 --> 00:45:21.559
<v Speaker 2>storm of blowing. We'll catch you next time.

847
00:45:21.639 --> 00:45:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Peace out. It's kind of wild that there's a ton

848
00:45:27.360 --> 00:45:30.559
<v Speaker 1>of eruptions all over the world. I think they're kind

849
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:30.880
<v Speaker 1>of cool.

850
00:45:31.320 --> 00:45:32.960
<v Speaker 2>I feel like every day on the news you're seeing

851
00:45:33.079 --> 00:45:35.800
<v Speaker 2>like all this volcanic activity, earthquake activity.

852
00:45:36.079 --> 00:45:39.239
<v Speaker 3>It's like, yeah, it's like, uh, can you guys wait

853
00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:42.519
<v Speaker 3>a couple hundred years, let our family's lines play out,

854
00:45:42.599 --> 00:45:45.480
<v Speaker 3>and then you know, after a certain amount, you know,

855
00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:47.880
<v Speaker 3>like like after five family lines, you're like, yeah, you're

856
00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:48.480
<v Speaker 3>my lineage.

857
00:45:48.519 --> 00:45:51.880
<v Speaker 1>But at the same time, yeah, give me a hundo,

858
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:56.679
<v Speaker 1>Like give me a hundred give me a just get past,

859
00:45:57.239 --> 00:46:02.280
<v Speaker 1>get past my kids, kids, and then we're golden. You

860
00:46:02.320 --> 00:46:05.679
<v Speaker 1>don't even know them. Yeah, them kids, right, they come

861
00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:07.199
<v Speaker 1>up to the afterlife and they're like, oh my god,

862
00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:10.119
<v Speaker 1>you're my great great great great great great great great

863
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:14.079
<v Speaker 1>great great great grandfather. The fuck up in here with

864
00:46:14.199 --> 00:46:18.360
<v Speaker 1>the ship, bitch, speaking of kids, That's exactly what I

865
00:46:18.360 --> 00:46:18.719
<v Speaker 1>would say.

866
00:46:18.760 --> 00:46:20.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know what, you know, it's about ended

867
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:23.480
<v Speaker 2>times when you have like when you when you have

868
00:46:23.639 --> 00:46:26.440
<v Speaker 2>listeners of dads on dayquo that are still popping out

869
00:46:26.519 --> 00:46:28.800
<v Speaker 2>getting ready to pop out kids the next night.

870
00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:35.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, late

871
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:38.320
<v Speaker 1>that one. If you if your age is fifty five

872
00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:41.920
<v Speaker 1>and you divide it by five, and that's how many

873
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:46.800
<v Speaker 1>kids you have. You should probably put a different lock

874
00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:51.599
<v Speaker 1>on your door and by locking me and have a

875
00:46:51.920 --> 00:46:57.760
<v Speaker 1>history to me. Yeah yeah, wild shit kids. Uh, what

876
00:46:57.880 --> 00:46:59.679
<v Speaker 1>are some movies you guys like to watch with your kids?

877
00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:07.920
<v Speaker 1>You guys, Debbie does Dallas. I was thinking of because,

878
00:47:07.960 --> 00:47:13.320
<v Speaker 1>like I realized, I realized that I don't have too

879
00:47:13.480 --> 00:47:18.760
<v Speaker 1>many movies that I sit down and like routinely watch

880
00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:21.440
<v Speaker 1>again and again with my kids, like we have. We

881
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:23.199
<v Speaker 1>have a tent. We have a tendency to just kind

882
00:47:23.239 --> 00:47:25.840
<v Speaker 1>of cycle through like new movies and things like that.

883
00:47:26.599 --> 00:47:30.000
<v Speaker 1>We do seasonal movies like the Santa Claus, Harry Potter,

884
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:35.519
<v Speaker 1>you know, the Christmas Story, things like that. There's there's

885
00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:39.639
<v Speaker 1>really only like two movies that we sit down and

886
00:47:40.000 --> 00:47:43.280
<v Speaker 1>kind of watch over and over again sometimes and one

887
00:47:43.320 --> 00:47:46.079
<v Speaker 1>of them is not even a movie. So I was

888
00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:48.880
<v Speaker 1>wondering if you guys have those like regulars. Ever since

889
00:47:48.960 --> 00:47:51.760
<v Speaker 1>my kids were no longer like tiny kids like yours, Jordan,

890
00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:55.599
<v Speaker 1>like your girls, we just don't watch movies over and

891
00:47:55.679 --> 00:47:58.000
<v Speaker 1>over again. See.

892
00:47:58.000 --> 00:47:59.599
<v Speaker 2>I think that's where I'm at in the stage of

893
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:03.000
<v Speaker 2>of life. Is you know that my four year old

894
00:48:03.480 --> 00:48:06.519
<v Speaker 2>she when she gets onto something, that's all she wants

895
00:48:06.559 --> 00:48:10.159
<v Speaker 2>to watch. So it's like just rinse wash repeat, rinse

896
00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:16.159
<v Speaker 2>wash repeat. But she's she has been for a while

897
00:48:16.239 --> 00:48:18.039
<v Speaker 2>now and still is really in the Harry Potter. So

898
00:48:18.119 --> 00:48:20.440
<v Speaker 2>it kind of falls back into Harry Potter, which I'm

899
00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:23.320
<v Speaker 2>all about because with that many movies you can pick

900
00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:25.840
<v Speaker 2>up things you didn't pick up before, like just little things,

901
00:48:25.920 --> 00:48:29.559
<v Speaker 2>little tiny things, which is cool. But she likes there's

902
00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:33.079
<v Speaker 2>some shows she likes watching. My little One's too little

903
00:48:33.239 --> 00:48:35.280
<v Speaker 2>like her thing right now is you know, like missus

904
00:48:35.320 --> 00:48:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Rachel and like that.

905
00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:38.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah.

906
00:48:40.079 --> 00:48:42.960
<v Speaker 2>And then my son, My son and I are like

907
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:45.880
<v Speaker 2>drastically different when it comes to ourself. Like he there's

908
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:47.440
<v Speaker 2>some things that he'll come out and say, oh I

909
00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:49.639
<v Speaker 2>watched this, and I'll laugh like, oh yeah. But like

910
00:48:49.719 --> 00:48:52.039
<v Speaker 2>I tried to have him watch Tropic Thunder a couple

911
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:54.239
<v Speaker 2>of weeks back. He's like, yeah, I couldn't get into it.

912
00:48:54.320 --> 00:48:56.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like the fuck out of my house, fucking piece

913
00:48:56.880 --> 00:49:00.599
<v Speaker 2>of shit. She'd have sent you with your mom surprises

914
00:49:00.880 --> 00:49:01.159
<v Speaker 2>for him.

915
00:49:01.320 --> 00:49:05.480
<v Speaker 1>He's he's he's really an anime. Uh And I'm I

916
00:49:05.599 --> 00:49:07.880
<v Speaker 1>am not, I never have been, never will be. It's

917
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:08.440
<v Speaker 1>just not my thing.

918
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:10.360
<v Speaker 2>But he loves anime and loves all of it. But

919
00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:13.360
<v Speaker 2>we try to find common ground and watch some stuff together.

920
00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:16.280
<v Speaker 2>He likes to watch stuff with my wife and I though,

921
00:49:16.360 --> 00:49:20.159
<v Speaker 2>like documentary shit. And when we're watching, the problem is

922
00:49:20.199 --> 00:49:22.400
<v Speaker 2>he'll come in and out so like he'll miss episodes

923
00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:24.280
<v Speaker 2>and then he'll hop in it like so what's going

924
00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:26.239
<v Speaker 2>on with this? And we're like, that was like five

925
00:49:26.280 --> 00:49:31.239
<v Speaker 2>episodes ago, but yeah, what about you Stone?

926
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:32.360
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

927
00:49:33.079 --> 00:49:37.599
<v Speaker 1>One of my all time favorites with Avery is Reckon Ralph. Yeah.

928
00:49:37.960 --> 00:49:40.079
<v Speaker 3>We watched that one a lot. That one's a special

929
00:49:40.119 --> 00:49:42.440
<v Speaker 3>one for us. That one especially bonded us really well

930
00:49:42.519 --> 00:49:47.840
<v Speaker 3>because that was right when her situation happened and she

931
00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:48.719
<v Speaker 3>also broke her.

932
00:49:48.679 --> 00:49:50.360
<v Speaker 1>Leg, like.

933
00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:55.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so it was like very much like you know,

934
00:49:56.000 --> 00:49:57.599
<v Speaker 3>she's like I need you dad, you know, and I

935
00:49:57.719 --> 00:50:01.360
<v Speaker 3>was there and just that with her. So like every

936
00:50:01.440 --> 00:50:03.840
<v Speaker 3>time we watch it, she especially gets very cudd away

937
00:50:03.920 --> 00:50:06.480
<v Speaker 3>during that movie and she just wants to just cuddle

938
00:50:06.559 --> 00:50:07.119
<v Speaker 3>up and watch it.

939
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:09.360
<v Speaker 1>When you guys dress up is fix It Felix and

940
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:11.320
<v Speaker 1>wreck It Ralpherd. Yeah, and that was the best. That

941
00:50:11.480 --> 00:50:14.360
<v Speaker 1>was great. That was really good. She was so proud

942
00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:14.760
<v Speaker 1>of it too.

943
00:50:14.840 --> 00:50:16.719
<v Speaker 3>I was like, you don't want to go as Vanilla

944
00:50:16.800 --> 00:50:18.880
<v Speaker 3>Pee and she was like, no, I want to go

945
00:50:18.920 --> 00:50:22.079
<v Speaker 3>as Fas to Felix. And I was like, I was like,

946
00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:27.679
<v Speaker 3>please do not transition when you're older, kid, Please do not.

947
00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:32.519
<v Speaker 1>Here's my little girl. I'm a dude. Dad, it's sir.

948
00:50:33.880 --> 00:50:41.519
<v Speaker 1>It's sir so funny. Oh yeah, this seems great. Yeah,

949
00:50:43.280 --> 00:50:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I love it. But yeah, I don't know. It's it's tough.

950
00:50:46.800 --> 00:50:48.800
<v Speaker 2>But I had the same issue though, like with my parents,

951
00:50:48.880 --> 00:50:51.159
<v Speaker 2>like we watched some stuff together. My mom always fell

952
00:50:51.159 --> 00:50:57.519
<v Speaker 2>asleep though, But but I feel like our generation appreciates

953
00:50:57.800 --> 00:51:00.719
<v Speaker 2>the generation before us movies more than the generation behind

954
00:51:00.840 --> 00:51:01.519
<v Speaker 2>us appreciating.

955
00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean so, like with my dad, I used

956
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:10.559
<v Speaker 1>to watch stupid shit like mash and a show called

957
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Charlie Chan. There was a mystery show as a Chinese

958
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:16.239
<v Speaker 1>guy called Charlie Chan and uh it was an old

959
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:22.599
<v Speaker 1>mystery theater episodes, uh, and then Andy Griffith Show. My

960
00:51:22.679 --> 00:51:24.559
<v Speaker 1>dad used to watch Andy Griffith Show a lot, and

961
00:51:24.599 --> 00:51:27.199
<v Speaker 1>so I would sit after school and do homework while

962
00:51:27.239 --> 00:51:29.199
<v Speaker 1>he sat there, you know, and did his thing and

963
00:51:29.280 --> 00:51:31.360
<v Speaker 1>watched his shows and stuff like that, and then sports

964
00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:33.079
<v Speaker 1>like I mean me and my dad had sports and

965
00:51:33.119 --> 00:51:36.239
<v Speaker 1>common horse racing, betting things like that. But like with

966
00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:41.239
<v Speaker 1>me and my kids, we we I have anime with

967
00:51:41.440 --> 00:51:44.679
<v Speaker 1>Grayson and like we'll watch Me and Grayson will watch

968
00:51:44.719 --> 00:51:47.480
<v Speaker 1>certain anime shows together. But the girls don't like that.

969
00:51:47.639 --> 00:51:50.400
<v Speaker 1>The girls like things like full House and Dance Moms,

970
00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:54.679
<v Speaker 1>and not that I dislike full House, but it's not

971
00:51:54.880 --> 00:51:57.400
<v Speaker 1>the same as when I was a kid, so I

972
00:51:57.400 --> 00:52:00.159
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't really get into it, you know what

973
00:52:00.199 --> 00:52:02.599
<v Speaker 1>I mean, And Dance Moms. I don't like the reality

974
00:52:02.679 --> 00:52:05.079
<v Speaker 1>TV shows anymore. There's there's a few of them that

975
00:52:05.119 --> 00:52:07.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't mind sitting through, like Survivor I can still

976
00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:10.000
<v Speaker 1>probably sit through and things like that. But you know,

977
00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:12.599
<v Speaker 1>the shows that the girls watch, they just you know,

978
00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:15.000
<v Speaker 1>and even some of the movies they don't again, they

979
00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:18.559
<v Speaker 1>we don't really rinse and repeat movies like we used to,

980
00:52:18.760 --> 00:52:22.360
<v Speaker 1>like The Princess and The Frog, Brave Toy, Story Wreck

981
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:25.480
<v Speaker 1>It Ralph, we don't. We don't rinse and repeat those anymore.

982
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:28.519
<v Speaker 1>We just don't. Right, they're at it, they're at a

983
00:52:28.599 --> 00:52:31.440
<v Speaker 1>different stage in their life than, you know, than it

984
00:52:31.599 --> 00:52:34.280
<v Speaker 1>used to be. So I don't know. I was just

985
00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:37.039
<v Speaker 1>thinking about that and then the other thing I was

986
00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:39.000
<v Speaker 1>thinking about is like some of the that that got

987
00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:42.320
<v Speaker 1>me thinking about like my guilty pleasure movies, because I

988
00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:47.559
<v Speaker 1>have movies that you know, I will put on at

989
00:52:47.639 --> 00:52:51.440
<v Speaker 1>certain times when I'm feeling a certain way and not

990
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't really know if anybody knows that I watch them.

991
00:52:55.000 --> 00:52:56.320
<v Speaker 1>I was kind of thinking, like I was kind of

992
00:52:56.360 --> 00:52:58.159
<v Speaker 1>thinking of that, like for like for when like it's

993
00:52:58.280 --> 00:53:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Richie rich Like I know we've talked about you rich Yeah,

994
00:53:02.400 --> 00:53:04.400
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, But like that that's a

995
00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:07.599
<v Speaker 1>movie that at certain times when I'm feeling a certain way,

996
00:53:08.000 --> 00:53:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll put on and I'll watch it without hesitation, and

997
00:53:11.079 --> 00:53:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I can probably recite that, yeah, fucking forwards and backwards. Yeah, see,

998
00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:16.719
<v Speaker 1>I took it.

999
00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:19.039
<v Speaker 2>I took it a different route of like guilty pleasures

1000
00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:23.559
<v Speaker 2>of things you wouldn't expect your homies to watch, you know,

1001
00:53:23.760 --> 00:53:26.079
<v Speaker 2>like like things that you're like, there's no way that

1002
00:53:26.159 --> 00:53:29.000
<v Speaker 2>you enjoy that movie, right, but but you actually do.

1003
00:53:29.639 --> 00:53:31.920
<v Speaker 2>And actually, for me, it's like a lot of a

1004
00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:35.519
<v Speaker 2>lot of like Chicken, Yes, Like one of my favorites

1005
00:53:35.599 --> 00:53:39.400
<v Speaker 2>is how to How to Lose a Guy, Like it's

1006
00:53:39.480 --> 00:53:44.760
<v Speaker 2>a hilariously fucking movie. Uh, and and the the only

1007
00:53:44.840 --> 00:53:47.559
<v Speaker 2>reason I watched it was because when I went to Hawaii,

1008
00:53:48.199 --> 00:53:49.840
<v Speaker 2>that was the movie. That was when they would do

1009
00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:51.800
<v Speaker 2>movies on flights. But it was one movie and that's

1010
00:53:51.800 --> 00:53:53.480
<v Speaker 2>all you got, right, and it's on a screen, so

1011
00:53:53.679 --> 00:53:55.360
<v Speaker 2>everybody's watching it where you're doing.

1012
00:53:55.280 --> 00:53:57.280
<v Speaker 1>Something else, and that was the movie.

1013
00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:00.920
<v Speaker 2>And so I remember siting and they're laughing my ass

1014
00:54:00.960 --> 00:54:03.480
<v Speaker 2>off on the planet like this is hilarious, and uh,

1015
00:54:03.639 --> 00:54:06.360
<v Speaker 2>because I was seventeen, and so I understood, you know,

1016
00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:09.159
<v Speaker 2>most of the references and everything. But you know, like

1017
00:54:09.559 --> 00:54:12.480
<v Speaker 2>movies like that or even like Can't Hardly Wait is

1018
00:54:12.599 --> 00:54:15.440
<v Speaker 2>kind of teetering on the borderline for me. But I

1019
00:54:15.480 --> 00:54:17.360
<v Speaker 2>would say for me, like you name a chick flick,

1020
00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:21.119
<v Speaker 2>and I probably enjoy it outside of like The Notebook,

1021
00:54:21.159 --> 00:54:23.119
<v Speaker 2>I've never watched that all the way through, nor will

1022
00:54:23.199 --> 00:54:25.840
<v Speaker 2>I because that's just but like rom coms, like I

1023
00:54:25.920 --> 00:54:27.679
<v Speaker 2>guess I should specify rom comms.

1024
00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Rom coms. I like rom coms. I like rom coms.

1025
00:54:30.480 --> 00:54:32.119
<v Speaker 1>There was one, there was an Asian one that was

1026
00:54:32.199 --> 00:54:34.880
<v Speaker 1>just on Netflix that was funny. I can't remember what

1027
00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:36.840
<v Speaker 1>it was, Filthy Rich Asian or something like that. That

1028
00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:41.639
<v Speaker 1>was pretty funny. What about you Stone.

1029
00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:45.679
<v Speaker 3>You know, I have a list here, but actually just

1030
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:47.119
<v Speaker 3>thought of one that I think I would want to

1031
00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:48.639
<v Speaker 3>put on there too, So I'm gonna go with that

1032
00:54:48.719 --> 00:54:52.199
<v Speaker 3>one first. What was that movie with Anna Faris and

1033
00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:55.400
<v Speaker 3>Uma Thurman when they had like superpowers that rom com

1034
00:54:55.719 --> 00:54:57.440
<v Speaker 3>and like I had, like Luke Wilson.

1035
00:54:57.360 --> 00:55:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I remember what you're talking about. Let me look

1036
00:55:01.840 --> 00:55:08.360
<v Speaker 1>it up while you're talking about something else. My super

1037
00:55:08.400 --> 00:55:12.159
<v Speaker 1>ex girlfriend. There we go. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, it.

1038
00:55:12.239 --> 00:55:13.800
<v Speaker 3>Was my super ex girlfriend. That one is like a

1039
00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:15.719
<v Speaker 3>like a fun one to watch. That'd be like a

1040
00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:17.039
<v Speaker 3>round comrade, throw it out there.

1041
00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:20.039
<v Speaker 1>That that felt like a uh yeah, a rip off

1042
00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:26.159
<v Speaker 1>from the one that had Hancock with Will Smith. That's

1043
00:55:26.199 --> 00:55:29.880
<v Speaker 1>a good that's a good point to the theory of two. Yeah. Yeah,

1044
00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:32.920
<v Speaker 1>but uh like another movie that that was that made

1045
00:55:32.960 --> 00:55:34.760
<v Speaker 1>it to my list was A King and a Kid

1046
00:55:34.840 --> 00:55:38.639
<v Speaker 1>in King Arthur's Court is like it's yeah, it's the

1047
00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:41.800
<v Speaker 1>same vein. Yeah, it's in the same vein, like kids

1048
00:55:42.119 --> 00:55:44.840
<v Speaker 1>like that. That's my guilty pleasure is like it's like

1049
00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:49.400
<v Speaker 1>old school kid kid movies like you know, Young teen

1050
00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:53.599
<v Speaker 1>did Disney movies like that just have this good theme,

1051
00:55:53.719 --> 00:55:55.360
<v Speaker 1>wholesome theme to it. You know.

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00:55:56.199 --> 00:55:58.280
<v Speaker 2>See, I would say those were my guilty pleasures when

1053
00:55:58.320 --> 00:56:01.519
<v Speaker 2>I was in like later high school, like during summertime,

1054
00:56:01.599 --> 00:56:04.079
<v Speaker 2>if I was at home and like weren't hanging out

1055
00:56:04.119 --> 00:56:07.239
<v Speaker 2>with friends, I would throw green. I would throw on

1056
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:10.480
<v Speaker 2>blank Check Richie rich You know those movies like yeah

1057
00:56:10.519 --> 00:56:15.000
<v Speaker 2>they all right, yeah, the Sinbad movie where he's a genie.

1058
00:56:14.719 --> 00:56:16.559
<v Speaker 1>Because that was a real that was a real thing.

1059
00:56:16.920 --> 00:56:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Don't let him guess. Fuck that bullshit. Real shit was

1060
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:22.840
<v Speaker 1>re absolutely.

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00:56:23.440 --> 00:56:26.639
<v Speaker 2>I like, though, I I always like the guilty pleasures

1062
00:56:26.679 --> 00:56:28.760
<v Speaker 2>and hearing what people are into that they don't want

1063
00:56:28.800 --> 00:56:29.280
<v Speaker 2>to tell you.

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00:56:30.039 --> 00:56:30.320
<v Speaker 6>I like.

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00:56:31.079 --> 00:56:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I like rom coms too, though, I'm I'm with you

1066
00:56:33.440 --> 00:56:33.840
<v Speaker 1>on that one.

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00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:38.079
<v Speaker 3>One thing my mom actually brought up this weekend. We

1068
00:56:38.159 --> 00:56:40.039
<v Speaker 3>were talking about it, and she was like, you and

1069
00:56:40.119 --> 00:56:43.039
<v Speaker 3>your fucking father would sit down and would watch those

1070
00:56:43.159 --> 00:56:46.320
<v Speaker 3>goddamn Clint Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns, And I was like,

1071
00:56:46.440 --> 00:56:49.760
<v Speaker 3>they were the best. I could sit there, like two

1072
00:56:49.840 --> 00:56:52.400
<v Speaker 3>and a ridiculously long two and a half hour movie,

1073
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:54.800
<v Speaker 3>but it was such a cinematic masterpiece.

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00:56:55.679 --> 00:56:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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00:56:56.360 --> 00:57:00.079
<v Speaker 3>Also side note, those movies are like horrible for of

1076
00:57:00.360 --> 00:57:04.159
<v Speaker 3>lines because they would not watch the playback and because

1077
00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:06.119
<v Speaker 3>they would just say it so like their shit wasn't

1078
00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:09.840
<v Speaker 3>timed up, and you were like, I do.

1079
00:57:11.639 --> 00:57:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Just kind of enjoy I do kind of enjoy watching

1080
00:57:13.920 --> 00:57:18.280
<v Speaker 1>a film where the voice is like and then everything

1081
00:57:18.360 --> 00:57:22.440
<v Speaker 1>comes in. You know, I fucking it drives me nuts,

1082
00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:22.960
<v Speaker 1>but I do.

1083
00:57:23.159 --> 00:57:23.320
<v Speaker 3>I do.

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00:57:23.760 --> 00:57:26.559
<v Speaker 1>It's one of those like I don't know, happy annoyance.

1085
00:57:26.639 --> 00:57:28.119
<v Speaker 1>There's because I get a kick out of it.

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00:57:29.599 --> 00:57:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Very few movies that I can enjoy. And I think

1087
00:57:32.480 --> 00:57:33.920
<v Speaker 2>you guys know this about me, Like I am not

1088
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:37.599
<v Speaker 2>a subtitles person, and there's very few. However, one of

1089
00:57:37.679 --> 00:57:41.000
<v Speaker 2>my favorite, Like if I if I had to list

1090
00:57:41.079 --> 00:57:43.719
<v Speaker 2>top five movies of all time, this would be in contention.

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00:57:44.119 --> 00:57:49.199
<v Speaker 2>And it is a partial subtitle movie and that's inglorious bastards. Yes,

1092
00:57:49.480 --> 00:57:52.519
<v Speaker 2>it's just a fucking masterpiece of the movie masterpiece. I

1093
00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:55.599
<v Speaker 2>mean it's the way I can't remember the guy's name,

1094
00:57:56.519 --> 00:58:01.280
<v Speaker 2>his real name, but plays plays the the s Trust officer.

1095
00:58:01.639 --> 00:58:01.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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00:58:03.039 --> 00:58:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Man, he just destroyed that role. So everybody liked, even

1097
00:58:10.960 --> 00:58:12.159
<v Speaker 1>the guys that got shot in the face.

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00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:19.320
<v Speaker 3>You talk about performances where like future like theater and

1099
00:58:19.440 --> 00:58:22.159
<v Speaker 3>actor kids, you know, like someone who does like a

1100
00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:25.800
<v Speaker 3>master's thesis on a performance. Somebody has written about his

1101
00:58:25.880 --> 00:58:30.000
<v Speaker 3>performance and a master's thesis that's like damn.

1102
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:32.079
<v Speaker 2>And I do love though in that movie because I

1103
00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:34.360
<v Speaker 2>was just watching it a couple of weeks ago and

1104
00:58:34.440 --> 00:58:37.800
<v Speaker 2>then this, this conversation reminded me of it. But I

1105
00:58:37.960 --> 00:58:40.280
<v Speaker 2>love how he in the end of the movie, he's

1106
00:58:40.360 --> 00:58:44.480
<v Speaker 2>on the phone with with brad Pitt's you know, commanding officer,

1107
00:58:44.559 --> 00:58:47.199
<v Speaker 2>and he's making all these demands and brad Pitt just

1108
00:58:47.239 --> 00:58:50.159
<v Speaker 2>has to basically go along with it. And then uh

1109
00:58:50.880 --> 00:58:53.400
<v Speaker 2>so him and the guy that plays what's his name

1110
00:58:53.480 --> 00:58:58.239
<v Speaker 2>from the office, and uh they're trans they're transporting him

1111
00:58:58.280 --> 00:59:01.760
<v Speaker 2>and his people. They just yeah, they just they yeah,

1112
00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:04.079
<v Speaker 2>that's right. And they pull off to the side of

1113
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:06.559
<v Speaker 2>the road, kill the other guys, and then they fucking

1114
00:59:07.159 --> 00:59:09.639
<v Speaker 2>tag the Nazi symbol in his forehead, just like, fuck you.

1115
00:59:09.639 --> 00:59:12.519
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna get everything you wanted, but we're giving you this.

1116
00:59:12.639 --> 00:59:16.840
<v Speaker 1>Because go fuck yourself. I did take that deal. Take

1117
00:59:16.920 --> 00:59:17.280
<v Speaker 1>that deal.

1118
00:59:17.440 --> 00:59:21.039
<v Speaker 3>I take that deal. God don't blame you. Damn good deal,

1119
00:59:27.360 --> 00:59:30.559
<v Speaker 3>so good. It's so good, so fucking good. You know.

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00:59:30.639 --> 00:59:34.719
<v Speaker 1>It's another guilty pleasure for me. Is a big trouble

1121
00:59:34.760 --> 00:59:36.960
<v Speaker 1>in Little China. It's a great movie. I have to

1122
00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:39.280
<v Speaker 1>put that on once twice a year. That's a great movie. Yeah,

1123
00:59:40.800 --> 00:59:42.679
<v Speaker 1>that's a great, good one movie.

1124
00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:45.559
<v Speaker 2>Movies have peaked like that. I I feel like we're

1125
00:59:46.119 --> 00:59:49.840
<v Speaker 2>at an impass of something has to happen or movies,

1126
00:59:49.960 --> 00:59:52.599
<v Speaker 2>because that's why they just keep rinse and washing and

1127
00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:55.800
<v Speaker 2>repeating and trying to remake ship. And it's like like

1128
00:59:56.000 --> 00:59:59.000
<v Speaker 2>people's minds are just like that we've made everything or something.

1129
00:59:59.039 --> 00:59:59.159
<v Speaker 3>You know.

1130
00:59:59.320 --> 01:00:02.079
<v Speaker 1>It's just like movies just aren't what they used to be.

1131
01:00:02.840 --> 01:00:07.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's your guys' opinion on them remaking How to

1132
01:00:07.719 --> 01:00:11.199
<v Speaker 3>Train Your Dragon? Putting it quote unquote live action when

1133
01:00:11.320 --> 01:00:16.280
<v Speaker 3>really everything is still green screen CGI, and it's they're just.

1134
01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:18.679
<v Speaker 1>Putting out really live action people in there.

1135
01:00:18.840 --> 01:00:21.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like there's gonna be almost none of it. That's

1136
01:00:21.360 --> 01:00:26.760
<v Speaker 3>like real, Like at least with the with the Minecraft movie,

1137
01:00:26.800 --> 01:00:29.400
<v Speaker 3>they actually built whole sets for that movie, so it

1138
01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:32.760
<v Speaker 3>wasn't all three D or it wasn't all uh CGI.

1139
01:00:33.400 --> 01:00:37.960
<v Speaker 1>But with that movie, you know, I I I don't know,

1140
01:00:38.360 --> 01:00:40.880
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't really happy with it. I didn't think that

1141
01:00:41.000 --> 01:00:41.920
<v Speaker 1>they needed to do it.

1142
01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:45.400
<v Speaker 2>And I think that's just the point to my point

1143
01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:48.360
<v Speaker 2>of they keep doing live actions of all these movies

1144
01:00:48.400 --> 01:00:51.400
<v Speaker 2>that we had as cartoons. And it's just because they

1145
01:00:51.480 --> 01:00:53.760
<v Speaker 2>have they have like writers block they can't figure out

1146
01:00:53.800 --> 01:00:55.880
<v Speaker 2>all these other like when was the last movie that

1147
01:00:55.960 --> 01:00:58.840
<v Speaker 2>you can remember that was like some blockbuster that was

1148
01:00:58.880 --> 01:01:00.559
<v Speaker 2>gonna come out to theaters that you had to go

1149
01:01:00.679 --> 01:01:01.679
<v Speaker 2>see the last one?

1150
01:01:01.719 --> 01:01:03.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually not even I don't feel the same way

1151
01:01:03.760 --> 01:01:04.960
<v Speaker 1>as a Marvel movie.

1152
01:01:05.079 --> 01:01:07.079
<v Speaker 2>The last Batman would be the one that I could

1153
01:01:07.119 --> 01:01:10.519
<v Speaker 2>think of. When I went and saw Batman back in

1154
01:01:10.639 --> 01:01:11.239
<v Speaker 2>what twenty.

1155
01:01:11.519 --> 01:01:15.159
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't even tell you smile maybe yeah, maybe yeah, smile.

1156
01:01:15.280 --> 01:01:18.039
<v Speaker 1>For me, that was that was a movie where it

1157
01:01:18.159 --> 01:01:20.599
<v Speaker 1>made me get up, and it didn't. It didn't make

1158
01:01:20.639 --> 01:01:22.559
<v Speaker 1>me rush to the theater to go see it though,

1159
01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:25.800
<v Speaker 1>like I said, yeah, oh that looks good, that looks creepy,

1160
01:01:26.039 --> 01:01:28.000
<v Speaker 1>and I want to see it, But it didn't push

1161
01:01:28.119 --> 01:01:32.519
<v Speaker 1>me to the doors, right, Yeah, So I.

1162
01:01:32.519 --> 01:01:34.119
<v Speaker 2>Guess I guess the last one that I could think

1163
01:01:34.159 --> 01:01:36.599
<v Speaker 2>of would have been Top Gun Maverick actually, which would

1164
01:01:36.599 --> 01:01:37.000
<v Speaker 2>be newer.

1165
01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:37.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1166
01:01:37.719 --> 01:01:39.840
<v Speaker 2>And the only reason I did it was because all

1167
01:01:39.960 --> 01:01:41.760
<v Speaker 2>the buzz of people like this is such a good

1168
01:01:41.760 --> 01:01:43.960
<v Speaker 2>fun I'm like, fuck it, like, let's go see this

1169
01:01:44.119 --> 01:01:46.199
<v Speaker 2>in movie theaters just to see what the buzz is

1170
01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:50.079
<v Speaker 2>and I one way like it was a good movie,

1171
01:01:50.840 --> 01:01:53.280
<v Speaker 2>like you guys over sold it and it's still it's

1172
01:01:53.320 --> 01:01:53.960
<v Speaker 2>still delivered.

1173
01:01:54.679 --> 01:02:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, still slapped. No, All right, well you got anything else?

1174
01:02:02.239 --> 01:02:02.719
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think.

1175
01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:07.519
<v Speaker 3>So I do have an outro joke pre you guys,

1176
01:02:07.960 --> 01:02:14.159
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, hell yeah. So this guy gets marooned

1177
01:02:14.199 --> 01:02:17.960
<v Speaker 3>on this island and he is just so pissed off

1178
01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:21.360
<v Speaker 3>and was like, fuck by myself, got to make shit work.

1179
01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:24.079
<v Speaker 3>But he discovers on this island that there's like some

1180
01:02:24.199 --> 01:02:28.880
<v Speaker 3>animals and he've befriends a pig and he's with a

1181
01:02:28.920 --> 01:02:31.840
<v Speaker 3>pig all day long, every day for months and months

1182
01:02:31.880 --> 01:02:34.440
<v Speaker 3>and months, and then one day that pig starts looking

1183
01:02:34.519 --> 01:02:37.800
<v Speaker 3>pretty good and he's like, I don't know, maybe something

1184
01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:39.840
<v Speaker 3>could happen. So he tries to make things happen with

1185
01:02:39.920 --> 01:02:41.440
<v Speaker 3>the pig, but the pig doesn't want any of it,

1186
01:02:41.559 --> 01:02:44.239
<v Speaker 3>and he's passed and he's trying for days on end,

1187
01:02:45.079 --> 01:02:47.719
<v Speaker 3>and this beautiful, smoking hot woman gets marooned in the

1188
01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:50.639
<v Speaker 3>island too, and she's like, oh my god, you know

1189
01:02:50.679 --> 01:02:52.840
<v Speaker 3>what's going on. He's like, thank God, can you hold

1190
01:02:52.920 --> 01:03:01.639
<v Speaker 3>down that fucking pig? Jesus shout out to Golden girls.

1191
01:03:03.400 --> 01:03:04.519
<v Speaker 1>That's good stuff, all right.

1192
01:03:04.559 --> 01:03:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, Dad's on Dake episode one seventy eight, Catch next.

1193
01:03:08.320 --> 01:03:19.400
<v Speaker 1>Week said later, you know what I mean. I was

1194
01:03:19.519 --> 01:03:20.159
<v Speaker 1>letting him do it.

1195
01:03:21.840 --> 01:03:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh you were that one time you told the joke

1196
01:03:24.000 --> 01:03:26.320
<v Speaker 2>and I immediately interrupted talking about.

1197
01:03:26.159 --> 01:03:31.079
<v Speaker 1>Your dad, like I just couldn't help myself. God damn,

1198
01:03:31.119 --> 01:03:32.960
<v Speaker 1>that was such an asshole thing. It was so funny.

1199
01:03:33.119 --> 01:03:36.599
<v Speaker 1>It's just like perfect comedian time. Abso the amount of

1200
01:03:36.639 --> 01:03:37.599
<v Speaker 1>regret in your face.

1201
01:03:39.320 --> 01:03:42.000
<v Speaker 2>As I was finishing, said like, oh my god, I'm

1202
01:03:42.199 --> 01:03:43.440
<v Speaker 2>I think I said it right. I was like, I'm

1203
01:03:43.480 --> 01:03:43.880
<v Speaker 2>so sorry.

1204
01:03:43.920 --> 01:03:47.599
<v Speaker 3>It's one of those intrusive thoughts that Master himself is

1205
01:03:47.639 --> 01:03:48.599
<v Speaker 3>a good joke in your head.

1206
01:03:48.679 --> 01:03:52.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're like, I think this will slap absolutely. Yeah.

1207
01:03:52.719 --> 01:03:55.320
<v Speaker 1>My mind went to a five year old self where

1208
01:03:55.360 --> 01:03:57.840
<v Speaker 1>you just do what you think. It's all right, though,

1209
01:03:57.960 --> 01:04:00.280
<v Speaker 1>Hey do you guys, do you guys know how Hitler

1210
01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:04.840
<v Speaker 1>picks up hot Jewish girls with the less bend and

1211
01:04:04.880 --> 01:04:08.960
<v Speaker 1>brushongs with the desk nice scoopie juice

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<v Speaker 3>Every