Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a magnificent Tuesday. So we're going to talk
Speaker 1: a little bit about a shut down and the Hitler.
Speaker 2: I mean to stay with me.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that, the Democrats shut down calling Trump hitler.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. We'll get to emails. I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten to any Sorry. Uh, someone flew into a hurricane
Speaker 1: and there was turbulence. All that and more coming up
Speaker 1: in the second hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
Speaker 1: there is there's a problem, a huge problem for Democrats.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not talking about their their their normal demonic insanity.
Speaker 1: Democrats have an issue, and the issue is, once you
Speaker 1: turn the volume up to the max, there's nowhere else
Speaker 1: to go. Once you turned the volume up to the
Speaker 1: max and the novice turned all the way, then you
Speaker 1: can't turn it up anymore. And they're running into this
Speaker 1: in a variety of ways. But one of the main
Speaker 1: things is, you know, we talk about how the communists
Speaker 1: create symbols all the time. They create symbols they demand
Speaker 1: their followers worship, and they create symbols they demand their
Speaker 1: followers hate. The one they hate the most, of course,
Speaker 1: is Donald Trump. It's been ten years. It's been ten
Speaker 1: years of Nazi, Nazi, Nazi Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, ten years
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 3: The dangers that we saw in you know, Nazi Germany
Speaker 3: are the dangers that we need to react to.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Well, I think everybody understands that at this point we've
Speaker 3: got an authoritarian in office.
Speaker 2: It doesn't take very long to.
Speaker 3: Tear apart a constitutional republic. Indeed, the Nazis did it
Speaker 3: in fifty three.
Speaker 2: That we got it, we got here's the problem. For
Speaker 2: ten years.
Speaker 1: Let's say I'm a Democrat, I'm a communist, and I'm
Speaker 1: a herd animal. I will believe what the media tells me.
Speaker 1: I will believe what democrats tell me. You have told
Speaker 1: me for ten years that this is a Nazi, that
Speaker 1: this is Hitler, that this is a Nazi, this is Hitler. Well,
Speaker 1: you can't get worse than that. You turned the volume
Speaker 1: all the way up to the max. Now I need
Speaker 1: you to do something about Hitler. You can't come back
Speaker 1: now and try to walk it back, and that's what
Speaker 1: Pritzker's trying to do. We'll get to that in a moment.
Speaker 1: You can't try to walk that back now after you've
Speaker 1: told me for ten years he's a Nazi, he's Hitler.
Speaker 2: You don't get to walk it back. No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: You told me that guy was Hitler, that guy's Hitler,
Speaker 1: that guy's Hitler, and that guy's Hitler. You repeated it
Speaker 1: over and over and over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: Now I need you to do something about Hitler, which
Speaker 1: brings us to the shutdown with Republicans thus far refusing
Speaker 1: to negotiate, which is wonderful. I did not see that
Speaker 1: coming at all. But thus far they've said, no, open
Speaker 1: the government. No open the government. Then we can talk.
Speaker 1: No open the government. With Republicans refusing to negotiate, Democrats
Speaker 1: now have the tiger by the ears, and you know
Speaker 1: how that saying goes. You can't hold on forever, but
Speaker 1: you can't let him go either. You're in an impossible situation.
Speaker 1: They have shut down the government, trying to give their
Speaker 1: demonic base some sort of a win, trying to get something.
Speaker 1: Democrats are reading the poll numbers. They have heard from
Speaker 1: their demonic base how angry they are with the Democrat Party.
Speaker 1: The Democrats in this country are demanding you fight harder.
Speaker 1: You're too weak. You should be getting Trump. You told
Speaker 1: me he was Hitler. And so the play they chose
Speaker 1: to make was shutting down the government. If Republicans don't
Speaker 1: give you a win, if Republicans won't negotiate on anything,
Speaker 1: what do you do if you're a Democrat? Now, because
Speaker 1: remember what's coming. And this story's been out there now
Speaker 1: for a few days. Remember what's coming November first. I
Speaker 1: don't know how many days there are in October. I'm
Speaker 1: not a geographer, but I know we're only a couple
Speaker 1: days away from the end of October. SNAP benefits are
Speaker 1: getting cut off Welfare forty million people. Yeah, it is grace.
Speaker 1: It's that in and of itself, is a national crisis
Speaker 1: that we have forty million freaking people on welfare. But
Speaker 1: that's another story. Snap benefits are getting cut off. Who
Speaker 1: do you think the vast majority of those SNAP recipients?
Speaker 1: Which party do you think they vote for? Every single time? Now,
Speaker 1: if you're a Democrat, you can't open the government pack
Speaker 1: up for Hitler? Are you just gonna let Hitler govern?
Speaker 1: But you also can't keep it shut down. If you
Speaker 1: keep it shut down, then where's she going to go?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 1: How's she going to buy her groceries or Lucky charms
Speaker 1: or whatever it is, cigarettes, whatever it else is they
Speaker 1: buy with our money, Where are they going to go?
Speaker 1: This is one of those things I find completely fascinating
Speaker 1: because it's all bad for the communists. Therefore it's wonderful
Speaker 1: to watch. I don't see how they can get out
Speaker 1: of it. And I'm telling you right now, this is
Speaker 1: the reason JB. Pritzker is lying. Credit to live to TikTok,
Speaker 1: We're not lying. This is why he's trying to walk
Speaker 1: back the Hitler stuff. I just played for you what
Speaker 1: he's been saying. I'll let it go a little bit longer.
Speaker 3: The dangers that we saw uh in you know, Nazi
Speaker 3: Germany are the dangers that we need to react to now.
Speaker 3: I think everybody understands that at this point we've got
Speaker 3: an authoritarian in office. It doesn't take very long to
Speaker 3: tear apart a constitutional republic. Indeed, the Nazis did it
Speaker 3: in fifty three days. That's not the country we live in.
Speaker 3: You know. You shouldn't have to walk around with papers
Speaker 3: the way that they did in the early days of
Speaker 3: Nazi Germany. I do not invoke the specter of Nazis lightly.
Speaker 3: I'm watching with a foreboding dread. What is happening in
Speaker 3: our country right now? A president who watches a plane
Speaker 3: go down in the Potomac and suggests, without facts or
Speaker 3: findings that a diversity higher is responsible for the crash.
Speaker 3: The authoritarian playbook is laid bare here.
Speaker 1: How can you possibly compare what happened in Germany and
Speaker 1: World War Two to what's going on here in the
Speaker 1: United States.
Speaker 3: Well, we're talking about the death of a constitutional republic.
Speaker 1: That's what happened. Yeah, that's what he's been saying. Why
Speaker 1: come out and try this now?
Speaker 2: Why I haven't suggested that Donald Trump is hitler, but
Speaker 2: he has.
Speaker 1: I think you're going to start seeing this attempt by
Speaker 1: leaders in the Democrat Party. I think it will fail.
Speaker 1: But my prediction is in the coming days, in coming weeks,
Speaker 1: you're going to start seeing Democrat leaders attempt not to
Speaker 1: suck up the Trump, not to love on Trump that
Speaker 1: would never ever be sold. I think you're going to
Speaker 1: start seeing an attempt to turn the volume down just
Speaker 1: a little from the max. Why it's put them in
Speaker 1: a bind. It's not that they feel sorry about what
Speaker 1: they've done. It's not that they feel regret. These are
Speaker 1: communists without any morality whatsoever. By telling your demonic followers
Speaker 1: that they're dealing with Nazis, they're dealing with Hitler, what
Speaker 1: you've done is you've created a demand. Democrats, now demand action.
Speaker 1: You told me he's Hitler, that's Hitler, said it over
Speaker 1: and over again, Nazis and Hitler, and Nazis and Hitler.
Speaker 1: So I demand you deal with it and the insanity
Speaker 1: what it's brought us to do?
Speaker 3: You hear this story ATBI making an arrest in a
Speaker 3: chilling murder for higher plot targeting Attorney General Pambondy.
Speaker 2: Scary stuff, Sander. I'm John Roberts in Washington.
Speaker 4: The twenty nine year old Minnesota man is accused of
Speaker 4: putting out a forty five thousand dollars hit on the
Speaker 4: Attorney General. It all started on TikTok with a post
Speaker 4: with the bounty started going viral before setting off a
Speaker 4: swift federal investigation.
Speaker 1: Bounties now on the Attorney General of the United States
Speaker 1: of America, Charlie Kirk assassinated New Republicans under threat all
Speaker 1: the time. Death threats come pouring in all the time
Speaker 1: for anybody with any influence. Why you said they were Nazis.
Speaker 1: You said it was Hitler, so now you better do
Speaker 1: something or we will. I think you're going to start
Speaker 1: seeing it a lot more. And it's why things like
Speaker 1: this they're not going to work.
Speaker 2: They wield old Papa Joe out.
Speaker 5: Can't kid ourselves. We are in one of those moments
Speaker 5: right now. From over fifty years of elected public life,
Speaker 5: this is the worst I've seen it, because, truth be told,
Speaker 5: are very democracies at stake, in my.
Speaker 2: View, not going to work. Jesse.
Speaker 1: I'm loving the government shut down because it shows Norma
Speaker 1: norma who the Democrats really are and what they stand for.
Speaker 1: And we know Republicans are trying to reopen the government
Speaker 1: with a clean CR. I don't think Congress should be
Speaker 1: able to continue passing continuous resolutions except in extreme times.
Speaker 1: How long does a government have to be shut down
Speaker 1: before they can no longer pass a CR? Keep helping
Speaker 1: us fight the good fight. His name is Brian. We'll
Speaker 1: touch on that quote clean CR thing, and then I'll
Speaker 1: get to some emails I've been lazy on that. Kitty
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Member, you
Speaker 1: can email us your love, your hate, your death threats.
Speaker 1: All are welcome Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You
Speaker 1: can even start sending in your ask doctor Jesse questions
Speaker 1: for Friday. Since guy he was asking about the CR. Remember,
Speaker 1: I know we're enjoying Democrats suffering right now because they
Speaker 1: shut down the government and they're unpopular, and now the snap,
Speaker 1: the EBT stuff's about to be cut off, and it's
Speaker 1: all just hilarious and wonderful except for the troops not
Speaker 1: getting paid. I fail to see anything but a win here.
Speaker 1: But let's not forget that a CR itself, a continuing
Speaker 1: resolution itself, is a scandal. We get numb to this,
Speaker 1: we get used to this. That is for emergency purposes only.
Speaker 1: They should have to come up with a brand new
Speaker 1: budget all the time. They are required to come up
Speaker 1: with a new budget all the time. This is for
Speaker 1: World War three or something disastrous. They should be coming
Speaker 1: up with a budget. But because they're all gutless cowards
Speaker 1: who don't want they do not want to have to
Speaker 1: answer to anybody, they won't do it. So what they
Speaker 1: do is they pass a CR and punt. That's what
Speaker 1: a CR is. It's punting. And let's talk about why
Speaker 1: this is so important, people, right, now maybe this is you.
Speaker 1: People are feeling squeezed. We have lost twenty to twenty
Speaker 1: five percent of our buying power in just the last
Speaker 1: five years. Ever, since we shut down the economy for
Speaker 1: a bad chess cold and printed seven trillion dollars, we
Speaker 1: have lost value.
Speaker 2: In our money. Now.
Speaker 1: Normal people are either not making it or barely making it.
Speaker 1: Middle class people are being pushed down. Yes, the price
Speaker 1: of gas has gone down, the price of some things
Speaker 1: that's gone down, but in general, life is extremely expensive
Speaker 1: now compared to what it's been. People want that changed,
Speaker 1: and the only way to change that is to get
Speaker 1: government to stop spending. But the only thing government doesn't
Speaker 1: want to do is stop spending because politicians don't get
Speaker 1: elected by taking things away from people. They're too afraid.
Speaker 1: We all know what the communists want. They want to
Speaker 1: spend the place into bankruptcy anyway, but Republicans are too
Speaker 1: afraid to. Republicans don't want to make any cuts. They
Speaker 1: don't want to pull back on anything. We are still
Speaker 1: spending at COVID levels and COVID levels. Get this World
Speaker 1: War two spending. World War two, when the United States
Speaker 1: of America was fighting a global war, supplying all these
Speaker 1: countries supplying our troops to spending insane amounts of money
Speaker 1: trying to defeat two different totalitarian empires. We started spending
Speaker 1: at those levels during COVID and we haven't stopped at all.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to put a frowny face on everything, because, yes,
Speaker 1: as we just discussed, democrats are suffering. They're suffering popular
Speaker 1: what popularity wise, they're they're feeling the squeeze in every
Speaker 1: way and all that's wonderful because Democrats are horrible. But
Speaker 1: a CR is a disaster. We are poorer because Washington
Speaker 1: won't stop spending, and there's no indication they want to
Speaker 1: stop none. We get a little bit here, in a
Speaker 1: little bit there, but not near enough. They all just
Speaker 1: want to keep kicking this can down the road until
Speaker 1: we get smashed, until something horrible happens, until they're forced
Speaker 1: to do it. And that's terrible. That's a terrible place
Speaker 1: to be. Don't celebrate a CR ever, A CR is
Speaker 1: a scandal done by gutlass cowards in Congress. That's a fact.
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Speaker 2: Jesse.
Speaker 1: Please quit advising people to move from a blue state
Speaker 1: to a red state. We are hoping to move from
Speaker 1: purple Ohio to red Tennessee, but because so many Californians
Speaker 1: about property in Tennessee, we're having difficult time finding property
Speaker 1: we're able to afford.
Speaker 2: So on and so forth.
Speaker 1: So he wants me to stop telling people to move. Listen, Okay, First,
Speaker 1: I want people to have a better life. I'm never
Speaker 1: going to stop telling people to move. I want people
Speaker 1: who suffer in blue areas to discover how much more
Speaker 1: wonderful it is to live in a red area with
Speaker 1: people who share your values, where you can have some
Speaker 1: level of state protection instead of state hostility. So I'm
Speaker 1: never going to stop saying that. But two, I sympathize.
Speaker 1: We Ab and I have flirted with the idea of
Speaker 1: moving to Florida because we love Florida. We have almost
Speaker 1: completely written that off now because everybody moved to Florida
Speaker 1: and the costs are astronomical. It is so expensive. We
Speaker 1: actually sniffed around. I think I already told you this.
Speaker 1: This is a year or two ago. We went down
Speaker 1: there and started sniffing around.
Speaker 2: What can we get? What could we get? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Nothing compared to what we have here in Texas. It's
Speaker 1: just so expensive. And Tennessee's gone the same way. And listen,
Speaker 1: here's the best I can tell you. I'll give you
Speaker 1: two things. First, wonderful places like Tennessee in Florida. They're
Speaker 1: not going to go undiscovered. People are going to discover
Speaker 1: the wonderful places. That's one.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 1: Not all the wonderful places have been overrun yet. There
Speaker 1: are places that aren't Tennessee and aren't Florida that maybe
Speaker 1: you aren't considering.
Speaker 2: We'll touch on that next.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: Member.
Speaker 1: If you miss any part of the show, you can
Speaker 1: download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let me talk to.
Speaker 1: You about this because the email was about, hey, we
Speaker 1: want to move to Tennessee's too expensive. I told you
Speaker 1: we wanted to I shouldn't say wanted to move to Florida.
Speaker 1: We flirted with moving to Florida one day and we said, ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a no. It's very very expensive. It's expensive because
Speaker 1: it's wonderful because people want to live there. Of course,
Speaker 1: totally get it. Everything isn't Tennessee or Florida. Let me
Speaker 1: ask you something. How much have you explored things like
Speaker 1: South Carolina? How much have you explored Texas? You understand
Speaker 1: Texas doesn't have any state income tax. Now granted they're
Speaker 1: going to get your own property taxes.
Speaker 2: Here. I'm not fluffing that up for you. Texas has
Speaker 2: some really.
Speaker 1: Cool spots, really big, cool spots, really wonderful people. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you this, ever been to Mississippi or Alabama?
Speaker 1: Now we're going to get all kinds of hate mail
Speaker 1: from all the Southerners who get mad whenever I try
Speaker 1: to I'm telling people about these wonderful, undiscovered gems. I
Speaker 1: don't even think about Mississippi. The only thing most people
Speaker 1: know about Mississippi is, oh, it's poor. It's poor, dude.
Speaker 1: Mississippi people are awesome. Mississippi food might be even better.
Speaker 1: And this exact same thing applies to Alabama. Alabama's got
Speaker 1: a lot more money than Mississippi, so it'd probably be
Speaker 1: more expensive. But Mississippi has some really cool spots where
Speaker 1: you can get some property, more property than you think.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you're not a warm weather person, because you
Speaker 1: look it's gonna get hot down there. Maybe you're not
Speaker 1: a warm weather person.
Speaker 2: Go to the.
Speaker 1: Dakotas, I would suggest. I would have suggested Montana. I
Speaker 1: know you probably thought that was coming. But when we
Speaker 1: did a month up there this last summer, I had
Speaker 1: been told I grew up. I told you in Bozeman, Montana.
Speaker 1: We moved to bows In, Montana when I was ten
Speaker 1: years old. When we moved to Bozeman, Montana, it was
Speaker 1: a very reasonable place to live because we didn't have
Speaker 1: any money. We couldn't have afforded anything. There was a
Speaker 1: very very reasonable place to live. When we went back
Speaker 1: up there, I found out they're building apartments all over Bozeman,
Speaker 1: Montana because the Averridge home price, this is what I
Speaker 1: was told, is a million dollars. Oh, I know, Chris,
Speaker 1: a million dollars. Montana, like Tennessee, like Florida, Montana got discovered,
Speaker 1: it got discovered. I love it, I will always love it,
Speaker 1: but it is not that affordable. You've really got to
Speaker 1: have some cash. Idaho is getting discovered as well, and
Speaker 1: I love Idaho, really really love Idaho. Wyoming more affordable
Speaker 1: now I have to clarify this. Wyoming can get bad too.
Speaker 1: Jackson Hole, for instance, one of the most beautiful places
Speaker 1: you will ever be in your entire life. Jackson Hole.
Speaker 1: All the billionaires discovered Jackson Hole. Jackson Hole is getting expensive.
Speaker 1: But Wyoming you can get some stuff. Now, You're gonna
Speaker 1: need a winter coat and a snowshovel, but Wyoming, South Dakota,
Speaker 1: North Dakota. Allow me to continue, what about the Midwest?
Speaker 1: Been to Iowa, if you haven't been to Iowa, if
Speaker 1: you haven't been to Nebraska, if you haven't been to Kansas,
Speaker 1: you can dismiss these places as oh, it sounds flat
Speaker 1: or boring. The Midwest has some really cool spots.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to Omaha? Nebraska? Way cool, way
Speaker 2: cool love Omaha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually a really good point, Chris, Arkansas, Arkansas
Speaker 1: is blood red now Arkansas has some awesome, awesome spots. Missouri,
Speaker 1: Missouri might be the reddest state in the Union at
Speaker 1: this point in time. They continue to send these hardcore
Speaker 1: anti communists to the Senate and there are almost no
Speaker 1: anti communists in the Senate. Eric Schmidt might be my
Speaker 1: favorite United States Senator, the Senator. That dude is hardcore.
Speaker 1: He's freaking awesome. There are discovered places in this country
Speaker 1: that aren't Tennessee, and they aren't Florida, and there aren't Montana,
Speaker 1: depending on what kind of weather you're looking for, don't
Speaker 1: confine yourself to only those places. And hey, I'm that's
Speaker 1: obviously not me bad mouthing Tennessee, which you understand that
Speaker 1: I adore completely. I learned to swim, and my dad
Speaker 1: threw me off a houseboat in Tennessee. I learned that
Speaker 1: I love Tennessee, but it is very very expensive. All right, now,
Speaker 1: let's do a little bit more politics before I come
Speaker 1: back to this. Trump he was hanging out with the
Speaker 1: Japanese Prime minister today. Apparently she's some hardcore right winger,
Speaker 1: and Trump went over there hanging out with them. Pay
Speaker 1: attention to the United States of America and our relationship
Speaker 1: with Japan. It's already very very strong. It's been strong
Speaker 1: for a long time. It is getting stronger. And this
Speaker 1: is one of those things. I'm not going to spend
Speaker 1: a minute on this. That's only going to get stronger
Speaker 1: moving forward, as long as we don't screw up an
Speaker 1: elected Democrat again. Because there's so much alignment with our
Speaker 1: value system, and because Japan is such a perfect bulwark
Speaker 1: against China, Japan is such a strategic location. Japan they
Speaker 1: will stand with us and against China if we work
Speaker 1: with them. This is not something to be dismissive of.
Speaker 1: And what I'm about to say, I hate that it's true,
Speaker 1: but it is true. We are falling out of alignment
Speaker 1: with Europe. Europe, obviously, Europe is largely responsible for our
Speaker 1: foundation as a country. Most of many of our people
Speaker 1: who came here settled. In fact, all of the ones
Speaker 1: who came here and settled came from Europe. We have
Speaker 1: had traditional relationships with Europe various European countries for a
Speaker 1: very long time. But as Europe falls to communism, and
Speaker 1: they are falling rapidly, importation of people from all over
Speaker 1: the globe Afghanistan and in Africa and everywhere else, combined
Speaker 1: with their domestic communists, it's really it's finishing off Europe.
Speaker 1: I watched a video yesterday. You know what the electricity
Speaker 1: prices are in Germany. I won't bore you with the details.
Speaker 1: They're so expensive. Normal people cannot afford power. You have
Speaker 1: to go without power sometimes. I watched a video yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's not just that they're shutting down their nuclear power,
Speaker 1: they're blowing up the reactors. They've elected these climate commies
Speaker 1: over there. They are incinerating that place. We are probably
Speaker 1: going to witness in our lifetime in alignment with the East,
Speaker 1: the same way we used to have in alignment with Europe,
Speaker 1: which is considered the West.
Speaker 2: I know, that's kind of.
Speaker 1: Weird, but we are probably going to see the United
Speaker 1: States of America really line up more closely with Japan,
Speaker 1: with South Korea, with Singapore, with the Philippines. There's probably
Speaker 1: going to be more Asian alignment than we have been
Speaker 1: traditionally used to. You know, when you ask the normal American,
Speaker 1: you stop somebody on the sidewalk and you ask them about, Hey,
Speaker 1: who are our closest allies, You're almost always going to
Speaker 1: get all England or France or something that. You're almost
Speaker 1: always going to get that on the short list. I
Speaker 1: don't know how much longer that lasts. You know. The
Speaker 1: Trump administration, to their credit, they've been leaning hard on
Speaker 1: the Europeans. The Europeans they're trying to bring American tech
Speaker 1: companies under this totalitarian regime. Essentially, they're trying to bring
Speaker 1: European American tech companies, trying to hold them accountable for
Speaker 1: things online. Well that's a wamophobia and things like that.
Speaker 1: Watch the United States of America start to shift our
Speaker 1: alignment East. It's a weird world. It's weird the way
Speaker 1: the world changes. It changes rapidly, and Japan seems to
Speaker 1: be getting even more hardcore than Japan traditionally. Was this
Speaker 1: lady got elected, and Japan doesn't even have that many
Speaker 1: foreigners in there because they just generally don't do a
Speaker 1: lot of that. But they've had they've had more in
Speaker 1: recent years. Yeah, not much longer. Apparently this new lady
Speaker 1: has already said, Yeah, you're all gonna leave. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: it's time for you to go back. It's time for
Speaker 1: you to go back, all right. Speaking of tech companies,
Speaker 1: something is happening with China in Russia and it's kind
Speaker 1: of funny. And then we'll talk about Jensaki calling jd
Speaker 1: Vance a Manchurian candidate.
Speaker 2: Next, shut up.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. You
Speaker 1: can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2: So there's a story.
Speaker 1: From Alana Mastrangelo. I actually know Alana, so I'm butchering
Speaker 1: her last name. It's Italian, all right. Look, I can't
Speaker 1: speak every language on the planet, but it's in bright part.
Speaker 1: It's a fascinating, fascinating world. But here's the gist of it.
Speaker 1: China and Russia they are sending beautiful women spies over
Speaker 1: here to the United States of America. To seduce and
Speaker 1: in some cases marry guys in the tech industry in
Speaker 1: the United States of America. They are sending women here
Speaker 1: to essentially seduce you into marrying them so they can
Speaker 1: steal tech secrets and bring them back to China and Russia. Now,
Speaker 1: one that's fascinating and hilarious, and the truth is that
Speaker 1: beautiful women have made some of the best spies historically.
Speaker 1: It has always been that way. Have you ever wondered,
Speaker 1: by the way, Massad Israel's Massad? Have you ever wondered,
Speaker 1: how did exactly do they get so much intelligence about
Speaker 1: all these places like Iran? How do they know where
Speaker 1: all these Iranian generals are?
Speaker 2: How does this happen?
Speaker 1: How do you think it happens? Yeah, exactly, beautiful women.
Speaker 1: This is simply a PSA for dudes out there, no
Speaker 1: matter your chosen field. If she is a ten, if
Speaker 1: she is a dime, look, I should say, if you're older,
Speaker 1: if you are young, stud, the dimes are gonna get you.
Speaker 1: If you're my age and a dime starts talking to you,
Speaker 1: that's a spy or a lady of the knight, all right,
Speaker 1: it's a spy or a lady of the Knight. I
Speaker 1: am never going to sit down at Red Lobster and
Speaker 1: have some dime look at me from across the room
Speaker 1: and say ooh la la, that's not going to happen.
Speaker 2: What Chris, What Chris said? Didn't that happen once? At
Speaker 2: a bar?
Speaker 1: It was a I had to meet my mentor Michael
Speaker 1: Berry at the steakhouse and iphony up to the bar
Speaker 1: just waiting for him. I was sitting there waiting. I
Speaker 1: wasn't even doing anything. I was drinking water and this
Speaker 1: dime comes right up to me and starts talking. And
Speaker 1: of course it was not legitimate at all, because that
Speaker 1: doesn't happen when you're forty four years old. Guys, we
Speaker 1: all like to imagine that we are insanely attractive that
Speaker 1: she just she couldn't possibly stay away. That's not true,
Speaker 1: all right, that's not true. If if you are a
Speaker 1: Silicon Valley tech dork. I know you were rich, I
Speaker 1: know you got a four point zero in school, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure you went to the best universities possible. But
Speaker 1: you have a pocket protector, all right, You drive an
Speaker 1: electric car, you your arms are tiny. That gorgeous looking
Speaker 1: Russian woman who just plopped down beside you at whatever
Speaker 1: fruity restaurant you eat at. She is not interested in
Speaker 1: your pocket protector okay. She is, however, interested in stealing
Speaker 1: valuable tech secrets bringing them back to Russia so they
Speaker 1: can nuke in American city one day. So please realize
Speaker 1: what you are and what you're not.
Speaker 2: It's just a heads up.
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Speaker 1: new person. Bronco, that evil redhead Jensaki said, JD would
Speaker 1: be a manch reincandidate what's she talking about? Okay, So
Speaker 1: there's an aspect to communism that I want that I
Speaker 1: want to explain something that I have found out from
Speaker 1: dealing with former communists, something that something they said. Have
Speaker 1: you ever wondered why they come up with these wacky
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories or believe the wackiest possible conspiracy theories, why
Speaker 1: they believe they are so convinced that you are evil,
Speaker 1: that I am evil, that even when something is verifiably good,
Speaker 1: you can touch it, you can feel it, you can
Speaker 1: see it. You can you can smell it. When something
Speaker 1: is verifiably good, it has to be a lie. It
Speaker 1: has to be fake. It can't possibly be real. They
Speaker 1: are terrified at the prospect of JD.
Speaker 2: Vance.
Speaker 1: And I'm not waving his pom poms. I don't know
Speaker 1: jd I'm very impressed. I suspect he's going to be
Speaker 1: the nextra Republican nominee, but I'm still not gonna wait.
Speaker 1: Palms is what it is. But they're terrified at the
Speaker 1: prospect of JD Vance. He is very happy. That happy
Speaker 1: warrior thing has always been the easiest thing to sell
Speaker 1: in politics, unless you're a deranged communist. Don't you feel
Speaker 1: like you could hang out and then have some red
Speaker 1: lobster with JD Vance. Don't you feel like jd Vance
Speaker 1: has eaten at red lobster? Don't you feel like he
Speaker 1: would eat at red lobster with you and a heartbeat?
Speaker 1: In fact, probably still does. He's one of those guys
Speaker 1: that is relatable. He has a beautiful, young family. His
Speaker 1: wife is clearly she adores him, you can tell by
Speaker 1: the way she looks at him. And that's extremely appealing
Speaker 1: not just to men, to women because it tells you
Speaker 1: the kind of guy jd Vance probably is. And so
Speaker 1: when Democrats look or think about the prospect of jd Vance,
Speaker 1: they have to come up with something. What has to
Speaker 1: be fake? He did, there has to be where where
Speaker 1: did he come from? Where where he came from is
Speaker 1: well documented. They made a Netflix show I think about it.
Speaker 1: He wrote a book about the whole thing. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: where jd Vance came from. Everyone knows about his hard
Speaker 1: scrabble upbringing. But for them, because it looks good, because
Speaker 1: he's he's actually happy, because they look like a wonderful,
Speaker 1: happy family, it can't be real, right, He's a Manchurian candidate.
Speaker 1: This is what they think it is. It's a really
Speaker 1: really twisted, sick way of looking at the world. But
Speaker 1: they're communists. If they had a decent way of looking
Speaker 1: at the world, they wouldn't be communists, would they. All right,
Speaker 1: we have to talk about hurricanes, Confederate statues being put
Speaker 1: back up. But first, before we get to any of that,
Speaker 1: do you remember remember the talks we've had about why
Speaker 1: so many people choose to be politicians, like a member
Speaker 1: of Congress, who would actually want that? And I say
Speaker 1: that as someone who ran twice. But the life itself,
Speaker 1: Why would you want that? Why would you want to
Speaker 1: fly back and forth all the time, have to have
Speaker 1: a second place in DC, probably a roommate unless you're rich,
Speaker 1: so you've got to live with other people, like you're
Speaker 1: back in college, boring, asking people for money all the time.
Speaker 1: Why would you want that. We'll talk about that in
Speaker 1: Chris's Secret Society next