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<v Speaker 1>The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show on a magnificent Tuesday. So we're going to talk

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit about a shut down and the Hitler.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean to stay with me.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about that, the Democrats shut down calling Trump hitler.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about that. We'll get to emails. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>gotten to any Sorry. Uh, someone flew into a hurricane

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<v Speaker 1>and there was turbulence. All that and more coming up

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<v Speaker 1>in the second hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>there is there's a problem, a huge problem for Democrats.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm not talking about their their their normal demonic insanity.

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats have an issue, and the issue is, once you

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<v Speaker 1>turn the volume up to the max, there's nowhere else

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Once you turned the volume up to the

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<v Speaker 1>max and the novice turned all the way, then you

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<v Speaker 1>can't turn it up anymore. And they're running into this

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<v Speaker 1>in a variety of ways. But one of the main

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<v Speaker 1>things is, you know, we talk about how the communists

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<v Speaker 1>create symbols all the time. They create symbols they demand

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<v Speaker 1>their followers worship, and they create symbols they demand their

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<v Speaker 1>followers hate. The one they hate the most, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>is Donald Trump. It's been ten years. It's been ten

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<v Speaker 1>years of Nazi, Nazi, Nazi Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, ten years

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<v Speaker 1>of this.

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<v Speaker 3>The dangers that we saw in you know, Nazi Germany

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<v Speaker 3>are the dangers that we need to react to.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think everybody understands that at this point we've

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<v Speaker 3>got an authoritarian in office.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't take very long to.

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<v Speaker 3>Tear apart a constitutional republic. Indeed, the Nazis did it

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<v Speaker 3>in fifty three.

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<v Speaker 2>That we got it, we got here's the problem. For

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<v Speaker 2>ten years.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say I'm a Democrat, I'm a communist, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a herd animal. I will believe what the media tells me.

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<v Speaker 1>I will believe what democrats tell me. You have told

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<v Speaker 1>me for ten years that this is a Nazi, that

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<v Speaker 1>this is Hitler, that this is a Nazi, this is Hitler. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't get worse than that. You turned the volume

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<v Speaker 1>all the way up to the max. Now I need

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<v Speaker 1>you to do something about Hitler. You can't come back

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<v Speaker 1>now and try to walk it back, and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>Pritzker's trying to do. We'll get to that in a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't try to walk that back now after you've

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<v Speaker 1>told me for ten years he's a Nazi, he's Hitler.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't get to walk it back. No, no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>You told me that guy was Hitler, that guy's Hitler,

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<v Speaker 1>that guy's Hitler, and that guy's Hitler. You repeated it

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<v Speaker 1>over and over and over and over and over again.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I need you to do something about Hitler, which

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<v Speaker 1>brings us to the shutdown with Republicans thus far refusing

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<v Speaker 1>to negotiate, which is wonderful. I did not see that

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<v Speaker 1>coming at all. But thus far they've said, no, open

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<v Speaker 1>the government. No open the government. Then we can talk.

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<v Speaker 1>No open the government. With Republicans refusing to negotiate, Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>now have the tiger by the ears, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>how that saying goes. You can't hold on forever, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can't let him go either. You're in an impossible situation.

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<v Speaker 1>They have shut down the government, trying to give their

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<v Speaker 1>demonic base some sort of a win, trying to get something.

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats are reading the poll numbers. They have heard from

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<v Speaker 1>their demonic base how angry they are with the Democrat Party.

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<v Speaker 1>The Democrats in this country are demanding you fight harder.

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<v Speaker 1>You're too weak. You should be getting Trump. You told

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<v Speaker 1>me he was Hitler. And so the play they chose

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<v Speaker 1>to make was shutting down the government. If Republicans don't

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<v Speaker 1>give you a win, if Republicans won't negotiate on anything,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do if you're a Democrat? Now, because

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<v Speaker 1>remember what's coming. And this story's been out there now

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<v Speaker 1>for a few days. Remember what's coming November first. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how many days there are in October. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a geographer, but I know we're only a couple

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<v Speaker 1>days away from the end of October. SNAP benefits are

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<v Speaker 1>getting cut off Welfare forty million people. Yeah, it is grace.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that in and of itself, is a national crisis

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<v Speaker 1>that we have forty million freaking people on welfare. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's another story. Snap benefits are getting cut off. Who

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<v Speaker 1>do you think the vast majority of those SNAP recipients?

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<v Speaker 1>Which party do you think they vote for? Every single time? Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a Democrat, you can't open the government pack

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<v Speaker 1>up for Hitler? Are you just gonna let Hitler govern?

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<v Speaker 1>But you also can't keep it shut down. If you

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<v Speaker 1>keep it shut down, then where's she going to go?

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<v Speaker 2>Where?

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<v Speaker 1>How's she going to buy her groceries or Lucky charms

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever it is, cigarettes, whatever it else is they

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<v Speaker 1>This is one of those things I find completely fascinating

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<v Speaker 1>because it's all bad for the communists. Therefore it's wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>to watch. I don't see how they can get out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. And I'm telling you right now, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the reason JB. Pritzker is lying. Credit to live to TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>We're not lying. This is why he's trying to walk

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<v Speaker 1>back the Hitler stuff. I just played for you what

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<v Speaker 1>he's been saying. I'll let it go a little bit longer.

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<v Speaker 3>The dangers that we saw uh in you know, Nazi

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<v Speaker 3>Germany are the dangers that we need to react to now.

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<v Speaker 3>I think everybody understands that at this point we've got

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<v Speaker 3>an authoritarian in office. It doesn't take very long to

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<v Speaker 3>tear apart a constitutional republic. Indeed, the Nazis did it

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<v Speaker 3>in fifty three days. That's not the country we live in.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. You shouldn't have to walk around with papers

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<v Speaker 3>the way that they did in the early days of

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<v Speaker 3>Nazi Germany. I do not invoke the specter of Nazis lightly.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm watching with a foreboding dread. What is happening in

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<v Speaker 3>our country right now? A president who watches a plane

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<v Speaker 3>go down in the Potomac and suggests, without facts or

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<v Speaker 3>findings that a diversity higher is responsible for the crash.

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<v Speaker 3>The authoritarian playbook is laid bare here.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you possibly compare what happened in Germany and

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<v Speaker 1>World War Two to what's going on here in the

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we're talking about the death of a constitutional republic.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happened. Yeah, that's what he's been saying. Why

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<v Speaker 1>come out and try this now?

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<v Speaker 2>Why I haven't suggested that Donald Trump is hitler, but

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<v Speaker 2>he has.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're going to start seeing this attempt by

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<v Speaker 1>leaders in the Democrat Party. I think it will fail.

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<v Speaker 1>But my prediction is in the coming days, in coming weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to start seeing Democrat leaders attempt not to

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<v Speaker 1>suck up the Trump, not to love on Trump that

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<v Speaker 1>would never ever be sold. I think you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>start seeing an attempt to turn the volume down just

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<v Speaker 1>a little from the max. Why it's put them in

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<v Speaker 1>a bind. It's not that they feel sorry about what

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<v Speaker 1>they've done. It's not that they feel regret. These are

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<v Speaker 1>communists without any morality whatsoever. By telling your demonic followers

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<v Speaker 1>that they're dealing with Nazis, they're dealing with Hitler, what

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<v Speaker 1>you've done is you've created a demand. Democrats, now demand action.

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<v Speaker 1>You told me he's Hitler, that's Hitler, said it over

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<v Speaker 1>and over again, Nazis and Hitler, and Nazis and Hitler.

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<v Speaker 1>So I demand you deal with it and the insanity

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<v Speaker 1>what it's brought us to do?

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<v Speaker 3>You hear this story ATBI making an arrest in a

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<v Speaker 3>chilling murder for higher plot targeting Attorney General Pambondy.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary stuff, Sander. I'm John Roberts in Washington.

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<v Speaker 4>The twenty nine year old Minnesota man is accused of

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<v Speaker 4>putting out a forty five thousand dollars hit on the

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<v Speaker 4>Attorney General. It all started on TikTok with a post

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<v Speaker 4>with the bounty started going viral before setting off a

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<v Speaker 4>swift federal investigation.

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<v Speaker 1>Bounties now on the Attorney General of the United States

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<v Speaker 1>of America, Charlie Kirk assassinated New Republicans under threat all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Death threats come pouring in all the time

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<v Speaker 1>for anybody with any influence. Why you said they were Nazis.

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<v Speaker 1>You said it was Hitler, so now you better do

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<v Speaker 1>something or we will. I think you're going to start

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<v Speaker 1>seeing it a lot more. And it's why things like

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<v Speaker 1>this they're not going to work.

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<v Speaker 2>They wield old Papa Joe out.

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<v Speaker 5>Can't kid ourselves. We are in one of those moments

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<v Speaker 5>right now. From over fifty years of elected public life,

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<v Speaker 5>this is the worst I've seen it, because, truth be told,

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<v Speaker 5>are very democracies at stake, in my.

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<v Speaker 2>View, not going to work. Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm loving the government shut down because it shows Norma

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<v Speaker 1>norma who the Democrats really are and what they stand for.

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<v Speaker 1>And we know Republicans are trying to reopen the government

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<v Speaker 1>with a clean CR. I don't think Congress should be

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<v Speaker 1>able to continue passing continuous resolutions except in extreme times.

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<v Speaker 1>How long does a government have to be shut down

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<v Speaker 1>before they can no longer pass a CR? Keep helping

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<v Speaker 1>us fight the good fight. His name is Brian. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>touch on that quote clean CR thing, and then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get to some emails I've been lazy on that. Kitty

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<v Speaker 1>is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Member, you

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<v Speaker 1>can email us your love, your hate, your death threats.

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<v Speaker 1>All are welcome Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You

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<v Speaker 1>can even start sending in your ask doctor Jesse questions

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<v Speaker 1>for Friday. Since guy he was asking about the CR. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>I know we're enjoying Democrats suffering right now because they

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<v Speaker 1>shut down the government and they're unpopular, and now the snap,

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<v Speaker 1>the EBT stuff's about to be cut off, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>all just hilarious and wonderful except for the troops not

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<v Speaker 1>getting paid. I fail to see anything but a win here.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's not forget that a CR itself, a continuing

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<v Speaker 1>resolution itself, is a scandal. We get numb to this,

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<v Speaker 1>we get used to this. That is for emergency purposes only.

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<v Speaker 1>They should have to come up with a brand new

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<v Speaker 1>budget all the time. They are required to come up

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<v Speaker 1>with a new budget all the time. This is for

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<v Speaker 1>World War three or something disastrous. They should be coming

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<v Speaker 1>up with a budget. But because they're all gutless cowards

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<v Speaker 1>who don't want they do not want to have to

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<v Speaker 1>answer to anybody, they won't do it. So what they

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<v Speaker 1>do is they pass a CR and punt. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>a CR is. It's punting. And let's talk about why

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<v Speaker 1>this is so important, people, right, now maybe this is you.

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<v Speaker 1>People are feeling squeezed. We have lost twenty to twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five percent of our buying power in just the last

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<v Speaker 1>five years. Ever, since we shut down the economy for

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<v Speaker 1>a bad chess cold and printed seven trillion dollars, we

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<v Speaker 1>have lost value.

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<v Speaker 2>In our money. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Normal people are either not making it or barely making it.

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<v Speaker 1>Middle class people are being pushed down. Yes, the price

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<v Speaker 1>of gas has gone down, the price of some things

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<v Speaker 1>that's gone down, but in general, life is extremely expensive

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<v Speaker 1>now compared to what it's been. People want that changed,

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<v Speaker 1>and the only way to change that is to get

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<v Speaker 1>government to stop spending. But the only thing government doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to do is stop spending because politicians don't get

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<v Speaker 1>elected by taking things away from people. They're too afraid.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know what the communists want. They want to

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<v Speaker 1>spend the place into bankruptcy anyway, but Republicans are too

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<v Speaker 1>afraid to. Republicans don't want to make any cuts. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to pull back on anything. We are still

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<v Speaker 1>spending at COVID levels and COVID levels. Get this World

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't want to put a frowny face on everything, because, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>as we just discussed, democrats are suffering. They're suffering popular

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<v Speaker 1>what popularity wise, they're they're feeling the squeeze in every

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<v Speaker 1>a CR is a disaster. We are poorer because Washington

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<v Speaker 1>stop none. We get a little bit here, in a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit there, but not near enough. They all just

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<v Speaker 1>to be. Don't celebrate a CR ever, A CR is

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<v Speaker 1>a scandal done by gutlass cowards in Congress. That's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what else is a fact we had I

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<v Speaker 2>His anxiety levels were still there.

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<v Speaker 1>No problems that no problems at the boarding places time.

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<v Speaker 1>This is because of Rough Greens. We sprinkle Rough Greens

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<v Speaker 1>on Fred's breakfast every single morning. The number one dog

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<v Speaker 1>supplement in America has completely changed our dog. Completely changed

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<v Speaker 1>our dog. He's still dumb, He's still riddled with anxiety.

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<v Speaker 1>The man his coat looks good and his stomach works

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<v Speaker 1>the right way. Go get a free jump Start trial

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<v Speaker 1>bag and try it Roughgreens dot com or you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can call two to one four Rough Dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Just remember to use the promo code Jesse so you

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>Please quit advising people to move from a blue state

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<v Speaker 1>to a red state. We are hoping to move from

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<v Speaker 1>purple Ohio to red Tennessee, but because so many Californians

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<v Speaker 1>about property in Tennessee, we're having difficult time finding property

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<v Speaker 2>So on and so forth.

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<v Speaker 1>So he wants me to stop telling people to move. Listen, Okay, First,

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<v Speaker 1>I want people to have a better life. I'm never

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<v Speaker 1>going to stop telling people to move. I want people

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<v Speaker 1>who suffer in blue areas to discover how much more

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful it is to live in a red area with

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<v Speaker 1>people who share your values, where you can have some

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<v Speaker 1>level of state protection instead of state hostility. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>never going to stop saying that. But two, I sympathize.

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<v Speaker 1>We Ab and I have flirted with the idea of

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<v Speaker 1>and the costs are astronomical. It is so expensive. We

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<v Speaker 1>actually sniffed around. I think I already told you this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a year or two ago. We went down

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<v Speaker 2>What can we get? What could we get? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing compared to what we have here in Texas. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just so expensive. And Tennessee's gone the same way. And listen,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the best I can tell you. I'll give you

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<v Speaker 1>two things. First, wonderful places like Tennessee in Florida. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to go undiscovered. People are going to discover

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<v Speaker 2>Two.

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<v Speaker 1>Not all the wonderful places have been overrun yet. There

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<v Speaker 1>are places that aren't Tennessee and aren't Florida that maybe

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<v Speaker 2>We'll touch on that next.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Member.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so let me talk to.

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<v Speaker 1>You about this because the email was about, hey, we

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<v Speaker 1>want to move to Tennessee's too expensive. I told you

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<v Speaker 1>we wanted to I shouldn't say wanted to move to Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>We flirted with moving to Florida one day and we said, ah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a no. It's very very expensive. It's expensive because

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<v Speaker 1>it's wonderful because people want to live there. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>totally get it. Everything isn't Tennessee or Florida. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>ask you something. How much have you explored things like

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<v Speaker 1>South Carolina? How much have you explored Texas? You understand

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<v Speaker 1>Texas doesn't have any state income tax. Now granted they're

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<v Speaker 2>Here. I'm not fluffing that up for you. Texas has

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<v Speaker 1>Cool spots, really big, cool spots, really wonderful people. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask you this, ever been to Mississippi or Alabama?

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're going to get all kinds of hate mail

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<v Speaker 1>from all the Southerners who get mad whenever I try

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<v Speaker 1>to I'm telling people about these wonderful, undiscovered gems. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even think about Mississippi. The only thing most people

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<v Speaker 1>know about Mississippi is, oh, it's poor. It's poor, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Mississippi people are awesome. Mississippi food might be even better.

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<v Speaker 1>And this exact same thing applies to Alabama. Alabama's got

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more money than Mississippi, so it'd probably be

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<v Speaker 1>more expensive. But Mississippi has some really cool spots where

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<v Speaker 1>you can get some property, more property than you think.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe you're not a warm weather person, because you

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<v Speaker 2>Go to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Dakotas, I would suggest. I would have suggested Montana. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you probably thought that was coming. But when we

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<v Speaker 1>been told I grew up. I told you in Bozeman, Montana.

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<v Speaker 1>years old. When we moved to Bozeman, Montana, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a very reasonable place to live because we didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>Montana because the Averridge home price, this is what I

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<v Speaker 1>was told, is a million dollars. Oh, I know, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>a million dollars. Montana, like Tennessee, like Florida, Montana got discovered,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is not that affordable. You've really got to

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<v Speaker 1>I love Idaho, really really love Idaho. Wyoming more affordable

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<v Speaker 1>now I have to clarify this. Wyoming can get bad too.

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<v Speaker 1>Jackson Hole, for instance, one of the most beautiful places

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<v Speaker 1>you will ever be in your entire life. Jackson Hole.

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<v Speaker 1>All the billionaires discovered Jackson Hole. Jackson Hole is getting expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>But Wyoming you can get some stuff. Now, You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>need a winter coat and a snowshovel, but Wyoming, South Dakota,

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<v Speaker 1>North Dakota. Allow me to continue, what about the Midwest?

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<v Speaker 1>Been to Iowa, if you haven't been to Iowa, if

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't been to Nebraska, if you haven't been to Kansas,

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<v Speaker 1>you can dismiss these places as oh, it sounds flat

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<v Speaker 1>or boring. The Midwest has some really cool spots.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been to Omaha? Nebraska? Way cool, way

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<v Speaker 2>cool love Omaha.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's actually a really good point, Chris, Arkansas, Arkansas

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<v Speaker 1>is blood red now Arkansas has some awesome, awesome spots. Missouri,

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<v Speaker 1>Missouri might be the reddest state in the Union at

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<v Speaker 1>this point in time. They continue to send these hardcore

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<v Speaker 1>anti communists in the Senate. Eric Schmidt might be my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite United States Senator, the Senator. That dude is hardcore.

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<v Speaker 1>He's freaking awesome. There are discovered places in this country

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<v Speaker 1>that aren't Tennessee, and they aren't Florida, and there aren't Montana,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on what kind of weather you're looking for, don't

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<v Speaker 1>confine yourself to only those places. And hey, I'm that's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously not me bad mouthing Tennessee, which you understand that

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<v Speaker 1>I adore completely. I learned to swim, and my dad

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<v Speaker 1>threw me off a houseboat in Tennessee. I learned that

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<v Speaker 1>I love Tennessee, but it is very very expensive. All right, now,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do a little bit more politics before I come

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<v Speaker 1>back to this. Trump he was hanging out with the

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<v Speaker 1>Japanese Prime minister today. Apparently she's some hardcore right winger,

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<v Speaker 1>and Trump went over there hanging out with them. Pay

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<v Speaker 1>attention to the United States of America and our relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with Japan. It's already very very strong. It's been strong

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time. It is getting stronger. And this

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<v Speaker 1>is one of those things. I'm not going to spend

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<v Speaker 1>a minute on this. That's only going to get stronger

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<v Speaker 1>moving forward, as long as we don't screw up an

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<v Speaker 1>against China, Japan is such a strategic location. Japan they

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<v Speaker 1>will stand with us and against China if we work

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<v Speaker 1>with them. This is not something to be dismissive of.

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<v Speaker 1>And what I'm about to say, I hate that it's true,

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<v Speaker 1>with Europe. Europe, obviously, Europe is largely responsible for our

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<v Speaker 1>who came here settled. In fact, all of the ones

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<v Speaker 1>who came here and settled came from Europe. We have

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<v Speaker 1>had traditional relationships with Europe various European countries for a

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<v Speaker 1>very long time. But as Europe falls to communism, and

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<v Speaker 1>they are falling rapidly, importation of people from all over

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<v Speaker 1>I watched a video yesterday. You know what the electricity

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<v Speaker 1>They're so expensive. Normal people cannot afford power. You have

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<v Speaker 1>It's not just that they're shutting down their nuclear power,

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<v Speaker 1>they're blowing up the reactors. They've elected these climate commies

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<v Speaker 1>going to witness in our lifetime in alignment with the East,

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<v Speaker 1>the same way we used to have in alignment with Europe,

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<v Speaker 1>which is considered the West.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, that's kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Weird, but we are probably going to see the United

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<v Speaker 1>States of America really line up more closely with Japan,

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<v Speaker 1>traditionally used to. You know, when you ask the normal American,

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<v Speaker 1>who are our closest allies, You're almost always going to

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how much longer that lasts. You know. The

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<v Speaker 1>the Europeans. The Europeans they're trying to bring American tech

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<v Speaker 1>companies under this totalitarian regime. Essentially, they're trying to bring

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<v Speaker 1>European American tech companies, trying to hold them accountable for

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<v Speaker 1>Watch the United States of America start to shift our

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<v Speaker 1>the world changes. It changes rapidly, and Japan seems to

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<v Speaker 1>foreigners in there because they just generally don't do a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of that. But they've had they've had more in

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<v Speaker 1>recent years. Yeah, not much longer. Apparently this new lady

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<v Speaker 1>has already said, Yeah, you're all gonna leave. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>it's time for you to go back. It's time for

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<v Speaker 1>you to go back, all right. Speaking of tech companies,

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<v Speaker 1>something is happening with China in Russia and it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of funny. And then we'll talk about Jensaki calling jd

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<v Speaker 1>Vance a Manchurian candidate.

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<v Speaker 2>Next, shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. You

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<v Speaker 1>can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a story.

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<v Speaker 1>From Alana Mastrangelo. I actually know Alana, so I'm butchering

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<v Speaker 1>her last name. It's Italian, all right. Look, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>speak every language on the planet, but it's in bright part.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fascinating, fascinating world. But here's the gist of it.

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<v Speaker 1>China and Russia they are sending beautiful women spies over

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<v Speaker 1>here to the United States of America. To seduce and

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<v Speaker 1>in some cases marry guys in the tech industry in

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<v Speaker 1>the United States of America. They are sending women here

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<v Speaker 1>to essentially seduce you into marrying them so they can

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<v Speaker 1>steal tech secrets and bring them back to China and Russia. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>one that's fascinating and hilarious, and the truth is that

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful women have made some of the best spies historically.

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<v Speaker 1>It has always been that way. Have you ever wondered,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Massad Israel's Massad? Have you ever wondered,

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<v Speaker 1>how did exactly do they get so much intelligence about

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<v Speaker 1>all these places like Iran? How do they know where

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<v Speaker 1>all these Iranian generals are?

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<v Speaker 2>How does this happen?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you think it happens? Yeah, exactly, beautiful women.

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<v Speaker 1>This is simply a PSA for dudes out there, no

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<v Speaker 1>matter your chosen field. If she is a ten, if

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<v Speaker 1>she is a dime, look, I should say, if you're older,

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<v Speaker 1>if you are young, stud, the dimes are gonna get you.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're my age and a dime starts talking to you,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a spy or a lady of the knight, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a spy or a lady of the Knight. I

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<v Speaker 1>am never going to sit down at Red Lobster and

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<v Speaker 1>have some dime look at me from across the room

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<v Speaker 1>and say ooh la la, that's not going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>What Chris, What Chris said? Didn't that happen once? At

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<v Speaker 2>a bar?

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<v Speaker 1>It was a I had to meet my mentor Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Berry at the steakhouse and iphony up to the bar

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<v Speaker 1>just waiting for him. I was sitting there waiting. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even doing anything. I was drinking water and this

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<v Speaker 1>dime comes right up to me and starts talking. And

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<v Speaker 1>of course it was not legitimate at all, because that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't happen when you're forty four years old. Guys, we

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<v Speaker 1>all like to imagine that we are insanely attractive that

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<v Speaker 1>she just she couldn't possibly stay away. That's not true,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's not true. If if you are a

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<v Speaker 1>Silicon Valley tech dork. I know you were rich, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you got a four point zero in school, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you went to the best universities possible. But

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<v Speaker 1>you have a pocket protector, all right, You drive an

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<v Speaker 1>electric car, you your arms are tiny. That gorgeous looking

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<v Speaker 1>Russian woman who just plopped down beside you at whatever

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<v Speaker 1>fruity restaurant you eat at. She is not interested in

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<v Speaker 1>your pocket protector okay. She is, however, interested in stealing

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<v Speaker 1>valuable tech secrets bringing them back to Russia so they

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<v Speaker 1>can nuke in American city one day. So please realize

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<v Speaker 1>what you are and what you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a heads up.

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<v Speaker 1>The only exception to this is if you've been taking

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<v Speaker 1>a male vitality stack from Chalk, you possibly have testosterone

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<v Speaker 1>levels that are so insanely high she can smell them

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<v Speaker 1>from across the room. In fact, I would wager that

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<v Speaker 1>even if it is a Chinese spy or a Russian spy,

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<v Speaker 1>she may be so overwhelmed with your masculinity you can

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<v Speaker 1>flip her to our side. That's what chalk can do

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<v Speaker 1>for you. In the United States of America, clinically tested

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<v Speaker 1>twenty percent in increase in your testosterone in ninety days

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<v Speaker 1>when you start a male vitality stack from chalk natural

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<v Speaker 1>herbal supplements. They are the way forward for the United

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<v Speaker 1>States of America. Ladies, female vitality stacks for you, male

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<v Speaker 1>vitality stacks for the fellas. I am not just saying it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been taking one for four years. Four years, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been taking a male vitality stack. So you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that chick at the bar was super intimate. What Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know, But all I know

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<v Speaker 1>is this, My t levels are jacked through the friggin roof,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm full of energy and in a great mood

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. So let me just say this.

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<v Speaker 2>In the name of a just merciful gut.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to chalk dot com slash Jesse and start a subscription.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you are ninety days away from feeling like a

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<v Speaker 1>new person. Bronco, that evil redhead Jensaki said, JD would

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<v Speaker 1>be a manch reincandidate what's she talking about? Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>there's an aspect to communism that I want that I

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<v Speaker 1>want to explain something that I have found out from

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<v Speaker 1>dealing with former communists, something that something they said. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever wondered why they come up with these wacky

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy theories or believe the wackiest possible conspiracy theories, why

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<v Speaker 1>they believe they are so convinced that you are evil,

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<v Speaker 1>that I am evil, that even when something is verifiably good,

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<v Speaker 1>you can touch it, you can feel it, you can

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<v Speaker 1>see it. You can you can smell it. When something

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<v Speaker 1>is verifiably good, it has to be a lie. It

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<v Speaker 1>has to be fake. It can't possibly be real. They

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<v Speaker 1>are terrified at the prospect of JD.

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<v Speaker 2>Vance.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not waving his pom poms. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>jd I'm very impressed. I suspect he's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>the nextra Republican nominee, but I'm still not gonna wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Palms is what it is. But they're terrified at the

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<v Speaker 1>prospect of JD Vance. He is very happy. That happy

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<v Speaker 1>warrior thing has always been the easiest thing to sell

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<v Speaker 1>in politics, unless you're a deranged communist. Don't you feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you could hang out and then have some red

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<v Speaker 1>lobster with JD Vance. Don't you feel like jd Vance

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<v Speaker 1>has eaten at red lobster? Don't you feel like he

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<v Speaker 1>would eat at red lobster with you and a heartbeat?

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, probably still does. He's one of those guys

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<v Speaker 1>that is relatable. He has a beautiful, young family. His

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<v Speaker 1>wife is clearly she adores him, you can tell by

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<v Speaker 1>the way she looks at him. And that's extremely appealing

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<v Speaker 1>not just to men, to women because it tells you

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of guy jd Vance probably is. And so

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<v Speaker 1>when Democrats look or think about the prospect of jd Vance,

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<v Speaker 1>they have to come up with something. What has to

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<v Speaker 1>be fake? He did, there has to be where where

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<v Speaker 1>did he come from? Where where he came from is

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<v Speaker 1>well documented. They made a Netflix show I think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>He wrote a book about the whole thing. Everybody knows

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<v Speaker 1>where jd Vance came from. Everyone knows about his hard

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<v Speaker 1>scrabble upbringing. But for them, because it looks good, because

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's actually happy, because they look like a wonderful,

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<v Speaker 1>happy family, it can't be real, right, He's a Manchurian candidate.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what they think it is. It's a really

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<v Speaker 1>really twisted, sick way of looking at the world. But

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<v Speaker 1>they're communists. If they had a decent way of looking

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<v Speaker 1>at the world, they wouldn't be communists, would they. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to talk about hurricanes, Confederate statues being put

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<v Speaker 1>back up. But first, before we get to any of that,

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember remember the talks we've had about why

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<v Speaker 1>so many people choose to be politicians, like a member

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<v Speaker 1>of Congress, who would actually want that? And I say

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<v Speaker 1>that as someone who ran twice. But the life itself,

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you want that? Why would you want to

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<v Speaker 1>fly back and forth all the time, have to have

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<v Speaker 1>a second place in DC, probably a roommate unless you're rich,

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<v Speaker 1>so you've got to live with other people, like you're

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<v Speaker 1>back in college, boring, asking people for money all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you want that. We'll talk about that in

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<v Speaker 1>Chris's Secret Society next
