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Speaker 1: Sorry friggin' a Friday apparently as ended a tradition on
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Speaker 1: freaking a Friday anymore. We'll figure it out. It'll be something.
Speaker 1: It'll be cookie fun Friday. I don't know. I like cookies,
Speaker 1: cookie not cookie. Uh yeah. So remember when Tyger Tyreek
Speaker 1: Hill got that woman fat woman? Sorry, sorry, sorry, I
Speaker 1: have to go that only fans. Model's leg broken? Ye
Speaker 1: when she worked m on a route. Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: he didn't take too kindly to it, so she he
Speaker 1: pushed her down. Yeah, and then she broke her leg.
Speaker 1: And then now then she sued. That trial's going on
Speaker 1: right now, and in the trial there is some fascinating
Speaker 1: things coming out about their situation or relationship. One, he's
Speaker 1: five to ten according to the reports, right, one hundred
Speaker 1: and ninety pounds. She's six' one too, fitty, so all
Speaker 1: she had to do was bump him. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: she's not she does. I don't think she looks if
Speaker 1: I'm being honest, I don't think she looks fat. She's
Speaker 1: a big girl, she's thick, She thick. She's just yeah,
Speaker 1: not ugly. She's not starving and she is basically, she's
Speaker 1: not looking for a payday. She wants her medical bills paid.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Yeah, about fifty thousand dollars. He's saying
Speaker 1: that this is ridiculous. She well, I don't want to
Speaker 1: get ahead of myself. So he admitted though that they
Speaker 1: let he wanted to sleep with her because he has
Speaker 1: a fetish for tall women. What's that mean? Well, I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: besides the fact that he was married at the to time,
Speaker 1: right right, right, while you look at her and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she thinks you cute, you know, why not try to
Speaker 1: bang her? You know? Also, uh, she's a little bitty guy.
Speaker 1: You know, he ain't a little bitty guy compared to
Speaker 1: other people in the NFL. He's a little bit guy, true,
Speaker 1: but he's five ten five ten would tower over everybody
Speaker 1: in this room. You're not compared to you and I,
Speaker 1: you know about the same sight, right, you know, not
Speaker 1: about lindsay eight. Yeah, yeah, he would tower over all
Speaker 1: of us, regardless regard wordless. I could see how he
Speaker 1: would get there. But apparently when he got humiliated, didn't
Speaker 1: go over well and they claimed she tripped over a dog.
Speaker 1: Where did dog come from?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well they were in the yard plane, all right, this
Speaker 1: is this was in his backyard? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: right at his house. Okay, yeah, where was his old lady? Yet?
Speaker 1: If this was at his house, she out of town
Speaker 1: for the weekend. I'm going to guess somewhere along the
Speaker 1: lines if I were to get into his head. Shut up,
Speaker 1: that's fair.
Speaker 5: And she.
Speaker 1: Alleged that the incident forced her to undergo reconstructive surgery
Speaker 1: and needed therapy, and she's got about fifty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: she wants to taken care of. They were showing photos
Speaker 1: of her X ray, and the lawyers said that she
Speaker 1: hurt her leg when she tripped over a draw a dog,
Speaker 1: and that in the opening statement, Hill's attorney, and you
Speaker 1: gotta be careful because it's hill in Hall. His name's Hill,
Speaker 1: her name's Hall. Just vow difference, and that she stepped
Speaker 1: on the dog and then went down to her knee.
Speaker 1: And then the attorney said she volunteered to participate in
Speaker 1: the drill, the football drill, and that she should have
Speaker 1: known the risks. I yes, I think when two people
Speaker 1: are playing backyard ball there's not a belief you're going
Speaker 1: to break your leg, right, but you're you're also playing
Speaker 1: with a professional football player, so there is some sort
Speaker 1: of risk there. You're also playing with someone who doesn't
Speaker 1: play football, right, So that's I think that goes both ways.
Speaker 1: If Tyson Fury came in and I was like, can
Speaker 1: we spar He's not going to unload on me. Now
Speaker 1: if I embarrass him, he may make a point, but
Speaker 1: he's not gonna go one hundred percent on me, right,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. The woman took the witness
Speaker 1: stand after the lawyers wrapped up, and is expected to
Speaker 1: continue her testimony today. At a deposition, Haul's lawyers in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four said that she wanted to sleep with
Speaker 1: Hall because she's tall as a fetish maybe and she
Speaker 1: got a big old donkey butt. Yeah. In the deposition,
Speaker 1: she admitted that she had sex with Tyreek Hill after
Speaker 1: her leg was broken and didn't seek treatment until a
Speaker 1: few days later after a multi day romp with him.
Speaker 1: Apparently they were having a sex vest with a broken leg,
Speaker 1: no cast or any not initially it happened. Now with
Speaker 1: that being said, there are plenty of people that break
Speaker 1: legs in that way the way she did and don't
Speaker 1: know for a couple of days. Okay, Like maybe it's
Speaker 1: like a hairline fracture. Yeah, it is a like the
Speaker 1: leg injury when Gimpi broke his leg and it like
Speaker 1: he couldn't stand right right, right, bone wasn't poking through
Speaker 1: the skin needed heroin to make it through to the hospital. Right,
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that. She says that he gave her
Speaker 1: a piggyback ride to his bedroom sometime after the incident,
Speaker 1: and the pair slept together the next day, and said
Speaker 1: she stayed for with him for several more days. Of course,
Speaker 1: now to me, that information isn't here nor there. That
Speaker 1: is not a viable piece of information to imply she
Speaker 1: did or did not break her leg. People pushed through
Speaker 1: pain on a lot of situations, especially around celebrities, especially
Speaker 1: if she was proud and pey can not look more
Speaker 1: than just cash, right she got paid in that dude, right,
Speaker 1: or a trip or jewelry right whatever? Right? She said
Speaker 1: that I wanted comfort. I felt very vulnerable in that
Speaker 1: moment I was injured, and she had also explained about
Speaker 1: sleeping in his bed the para met after she enrolled
Speaker 1: her son in Hill's football camp, and the duo spoke
Speaker 1: daily after that until her injury. He also seemed to
Speaker 1: back off the claim that Tyreek Hill intentionally hurt her
Speaker 1: during the questioning quote, that's not the words I used.
Speaker 1: I said I got injured while playing. I just said
Speaker 1: that I was trying to guard him, and that's how
Speaker 1: I got hurt. This is not a new thing to him.
Speaker 1: This is a pattern. He's constantly facing some sort of
Speaker 1: aggressive litigious situation, right right, And he's the one that
Speaker 1: got pulled over from the stadium, right. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't count that in this boat. But yes, he finds
Speaker 1: himself to be in trouble a lot as a reason
Speaker 1: why he got booted from the Chiefs, right because he
Speaker 1: just no, he didn't get booted from the Chiefs. He
Speaker 1: wanted to get paid a lot of money and as
Speaker 1: lawyer told him to hold the line, and he held
Speaker 1: the line and the Chiefs went by. Well, yeah, but
Speaker 1: he's been in trouble, including domestic abuse allegations from his
Speaker 1: estranged wife. He was only married seventeen months to her,
Speaker 1: questions about whether he's the father of two children, and
Speaker 1: a pair of separate paternity cases with other online models. Now,
Speaker 1: with that being said, there is rumors that he's going
Speaker 1: to land on one of three teams, Okay, one of
Speaker 1: them being the Chiefs. There is a lot of people
Speaker 1: in the Chiefs world that believe he's returning to Kansas City,
Speaker 1: you think, so huh. A lot of people believe that
Speaker 1: the reality is he's not going to be ready till
Speaker 1: October November to play. His stock value has dropped dramatically.
Speaker 1: Why go and learn a new system, Go somewhere you
Speaker 1: already know easily, Meldon, he doesn't have to be the
Speaker 1: full time workhorse, right, he can just do occasional plays. Right,
Speaker 1: So there's a belief that. The other belief is he'll
Speaker 1: reunite with the coach that was in Miami who's now
Speaker 1: the offensive coordinator in LA for the Rams. Okay, again,
Speaker 1: doesn't have to learn a bunch already understands how the coach.
Speaker 1: Think coach knows him. It's easy piece to put together. Right. Also,
Speaker 1: a lot of only fans models there. And then the
Speaker 1: third one, which I think is a wild take, is
Speaker 1: that he goes to Chicago. What was that? You know
Speaker 1: we're on the radio, right, Why No.
Speaker 5: He's troublemaker I don't want him there.
Speaker 1: They're all troublemakers. I was about to say, if you
Speaker 1: put a percentage on the NFL and what percentage of
Speaker 1: the players are trouble makers, what percentage do you think.
Speaker 6: I think we've covered this and it was around forty percent.
Speaker 1: Stays higher than that. They're The average age of the
Speaker 1: NFL is like twenty six, twenty five. Yeah, that's two
Speaker 1: years after. They're all just kids. To me, the troublemaker part,
Speaker 1: there's plenty of guys that are troublemakers. I think anybody
Speaker 1: would want them on their team. Yeah, because I mean
Speaker 1: when he good, he good. If let's just say he
Speaker 1: can't catch another ball, he's still a distraction. He still
Speaker 1: opens up opportunities for the run, right, he still opens
Speaker 1: up opportunities for other receivers, and should you make the
Speaker 1: mistake in not covering him the right way, he could
Speaker 1: be open. Right. So, to me, he's still a threat. Now.
Speaker 1: Whether he still has the skill set after this type
Speaker 1: of recovery, that's a whole other thing. He may be
Speaker 1: a really focused, dedicated type of player when it comes
Speaker 1: to rehab. Some guys are, some guys aren't. Some guys
Speaker 1: are like I'll do it where I want. Some guys
Speaker 1: are like, I want the best. I'll travel to where
Speaker 1: it is I want to be playing again. Yeah, Aaron
Speaker 1: Rodgers comes to mind. When he recovered from achilles. He
Speaker 1: was dedicated to the recovery. He was determined to be
Speaker 1: the guy he was.
Speaker 5: I thought when we saw Tyreek go out on that strutcher,
Speaker 5: it was career over.
Speaker 1: It could be. Yeah, that doesn't mean people don't give
Speaker 1: him a chance. Sure, right, Career over doesn't necessarily mean
Speaker 1: you don't step on the field again. Career over can
Speaker 1: be you step on the field and you go, oh,
Speaker 1: you ain't the same guy. But they'll know that the
Speaker 1: moment he goes through practice drills, first cut he makes,
Speaker 1: they're gonna go ooh, that's not that's not Tyreek Hill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's an average receiver. So as an average receiver, what's
Speaker 1: he gonna be? Right? What's he worse? Name alone can
Speaker 1: get people excited. Yeah, And let's just say he goes
Speaker 1: to a team and the rumor is he's not the guy.
Speaker 1: Do you, as a defensive coordinator, go, he's not the
Speaker 1: same guy. Just don't cover him? Right, No, No, you're
Speaker 1: not doing that because you don't want to be wrong
Speaker 1: because if you're wrong, they're gonna go with Tyreek Hill.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, right, Well, he's just the average,
Speaker 1: so he's still is a threat even if he's not
Speaker 1: the same guy. At least a year. I think at
Speaker 1: least a year he could he could play for a
Speaker 1: team and then maybe be done. But this story of
Speaker 1: this with the only thing, I mean, it's just I
Speaker 1: just can't imagine being on trial and you got to
Speaker 1: share all these intimate things like about sex, right, like
Speaker 1: especially for guys, because guys don't kiss and tell at all, really,
Speaker 1: and then you got to go into a courtroom and
Speaker 1: then the newspapers are reporting on it like jeez, unless
Speaker 1: you own it, yeah, unless you own it, right, and
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm the guy, I'm the douchey guy. All right.
Speaker 1: We got to take a break and we got tickets
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Speaker 1: time for news quickies. These are stories you may have
Speaker 1: missed in the news, and on Friday we do just
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Speaker 1: and news that just makes you say, what the Here's
Speaker 1: Corbyn Gimbe and Lindsay with what's going on news quakies
Speaker 1: from the Big nin Morning showing ninety to the.
Speaker 5: Seattle Artists host elaborate funeral for Taco Bell that closed
Speaker 5: thirty years ago.
Speaker 1: Never let it die. It's just one of those weird,
Speaker 1: quirky things. You're like, okay, right, right, we got to
Speaker 1: go and support a friend, right, holding a memorial service
Speaker 1: for the last blockbuster. Yeah, it is. Doctor fixes patient's
Speaker 1: irregular heartbeat by sticking a finger in his butt. I
Speaker 1: mean it's definitely a decision. True. Does that count for
Speaker 1: our things in the butt stories? No, because we're not
Speaker 1: getting the full story. We don't know. Damn right, that's
Speaker 1: that's the whole point. And there being aster risk, no asterisk.
Speaker 1: School director accused of leading child fight club sentence to probation.
Speaker 7: Probation, Yeah, that's ridiculously How much should she get she
Speaker 7: should be in prison?
Speaker 1: How much should she get leader of a school, she's
Speaker 1: a director, that doesn't necessarily mean principle. How much should
Speaker 1: she get? Uh?
Speaker 6: Probably ten years?
Speaker 1: Ten years? Yeah, damn, throw the book at her.
Speaker 6: Why don't you Yeah, you're you're you're leading a fight club.
Speaker 1: Now she's making the the brackets and uh having meetings
Speaker 1: and like giving a math or whatever to keep them involved.
Speaker 1: And okay, I'm with you, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like if she's really deep orchestrating it, or if this
Speaker 1: is a little more of a miss like you know, bravado, right,
Speaker 1: ten years feels extreme. What do you think can be?
Speaker 1: How old were the kids? Do we know? I mean,
Speaker 1: if they were second third graders, maybe she should get
Speaker 1: a little more time, maybe five, right, if they're high schoolers,
Speaker 1: middle school, high schoolers, I don't know, two years in
Speaker 1: a fine. I think five years makes sense plus five probation, right,
Speaker 1: and you can't be working with kids anymore. But if
Speaker 1: she goes to work at a gym, that's fine though.
Speaker 1: Bucking boxing teacher, okay, yeah, do what you love. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Drunk woman accused of chasing child on dirt bike with
Speaker 5: car face facing assault charges.
Speaker 1: That video is insane, It is, right. This lady just
Speaker 1: on it and her little this was like a like
Speaker 1: a like a fiesta or something like that, some little
Speaker 1: egg shaped car on the sidewalk and this kid's just
Speaker 1: hauling ash trying to get the hell out of the way.
Speaker 1: It's like some GTA stuff. Yeah, but also a kid
Speaker 1: that's on probably a bike that's not supposed to be
Speaker 1: on the road, right, And I don't know why he
Speaker 1: just didn't turn away. We don't see him try to
Speaker 1: evade her at all. Now, come to find out, she
Speaker 1: was drunk, she didn't remember doing it, and right, and
Speaker 1: she did some other things. That's how they eventually caught
Speaker 1: up with her.
Speaker 8: But to me, you would remember that chasing a kid
Speaker 8: I would fit driving site, yes, yeah, in a residential neighborhood, yes,
Speaker 8: But I don't understand why the kid didn't just either
Speaker 8: ag turn and ditch the bike.
Speaker 1: He easily could have turned around really quick and went
Speaker 1: the other way. Right. Well, he was a younger boy.
Speaker 1: I think it looked to seem to be in like
Speaker 1: what eight or ninething, he should have been riding that bike,
Speaker 1: to be honest, on the sidewalk or in the neighborhood. Right,
Speaker 1: go do that on your land. Come on, now, they
Speaker 1: live in suburbia. No, I believe me. I understand you
Speaker 1: live in suburbia. You think you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 6: You just got the bike, so what testing it out?
Speaker 1: You could argue that would have not happened if he
Speaker 1: would have not been doing that. Maybe true that because
Speaker 1: it's it's not okay, that's not legal. However, it would
Speaker 1: be awesome if he was out there on the dirt
Speaker 1: roads and a pasture somewhere and you see this feest.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, bank customer service rep hangs up on
Speaker 1: the Pope. I don't understand why the story is getting
Speaker 1: so much traction if you work at customer gimbi's done
Speaker 1: for in bound punk. Like if you get a callook,
Speaker 1: I'm the Pope, You're like, okay, buddy, right right, you
Speaker 1: hang up, You're like, okay, goodbye. Yeah, refrigerator's running. I
Speaker 1: get it right. I'd probably stick through it for a
Speaker 1: little while, try to get as much information as I can.
Speaker 1: But yeah, your points taken? How do you believe that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like, this is the president calling m It's kind
Speaker 1: of like the idea that if you do think it's
Speaker 1: the pope, leo, you don't want to mess it up.
Speaker 1: That's gonna go straight to the president. Right. Yeah. This
Speaker 1: is where of those double standard things we do where
Speaker 1: people are like, well they didn't even try to secure
Speaker 1: my account. This person's being protective and it just happened
Speaker 1: to be the Pope. We're just supposed to believe the
Speaker 1: Pope when it comes to like, hey, I'm the Pope,
Speaker 1: all right? Why you say it all the time? I
Speaker 1: could put a sticker on my car that says I'm
Speaker 1: the Pope. Doesn't mean anything. So people can call up
Speaker 1: bank's customer service and say they're the Pope. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna go say it. Well, he
Speaker 1: knew the account number, he knew his people accounts get
Speaker 1: hacked all the time. Yeah, I just wondering, how would
Speaker 1: you verify that? Because it's all over the phone. If
Speaker 1: you're the Pope, don't call the one eight hundred number.
Speaker 1: How about that? You should have an inside line, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should have your assistant set up and go the
Speaker 1: Pope wants to talk to the president of the bank.
Speaker 1: How's that difficult? And then make a special arrangement. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: you're the assistant, yes, yes, but yeah, you know you're
Speaker 1: not wrong. But the idea that's a little more easy
Speaker 1: to facilitate and legitimize than just calling the customer service line. Yeah.
Speaker 5: But also, at one time, when he wasn't the Pope,
Speaker 5: he had to set up his account and he had
Speaker 5: the you know when they asked, what's your security questions stuff?
Speaker 5: So he probably had all that information. Sure, and they
Speaker 5: need to ask that information. Sure, right, but you know
Speaker 5: you shouldn't just believe them.
Speaker 1: People accounts get hacked all the time, and when you're going, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm the president, you don't just believe them. It's like
Speaker 1: that whole thing over this past weekend with the president
Speaker 1: and going to the dentist. He's not going to his
Speaker 1: local dentist.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but even when your account gets hacked, they usually
Speaker 5: don't know those security questions.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they do well, and maybe you didn't even she
Speaker 1: didn't he or she didn't even let it get that far, right.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, here we are, this person's doing all
Speaker 1: they can the right way, Like, hey, I'm trusting my
Speaker 1: gut as the person that's responsible for being secure, and
Speaker 1: we're like, hey, what a dummy. Hey, who knows the
Speaker 1: pope Pope calling the one hundred number get lost? Next time?
Speaker 1: The Pope just needs to walk straight into the bank
Speaker 1: and avoid all confusion. That makes more sense if I'm
Speaker 1: being honest, right, just got a duck with that hat,
Speaker 1: that's you wim Uh, we're out of time, so I
Speaker 1: gonna make sure I gotta get to my good ones.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: Religious religious freedom only applies to Christians.
Speaker 5: Man arrested and deported from Russia for reviewing a leather
Speaker 5: skirt online.
Speaker 1: We're doing to take kindly to your tape. Put around here.
Speaker 1: There's a poonammy heading towards some American beaches. You. Some
Speaker 1: children are drawing on fake mustaches to bypass online age checks.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. That's a real headline. I am not altering
Speaker 1: these last one, lindsay.
Speaker 5: Woman caught hanging on to husband's moving truck to catch
Speaker 5: him cheating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't jump on cars. No, don't hang on. Let go,
Speaker 1: it's not worth it. What are you gonna do? Work
Speaker 1: it out, dade? Remember that one time? Hey, I'm so
Speaker 1: happy we've been married fifty years. I remember that one
Speaker 1: time you held onto the car to not let me go.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you did, babe. Happy fiftieth. Right. No.
Speaker 1: Woman arrested for allegedly kicking boy at football because excuse
Speaker 1: me at football game, because he hit me first. You're
Speaker 1: a grown ass adult, he hit me first. Uterist surveillance
Speaker 1: EPA proposal to track abortion, medication and water. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, Police State got it all right. We want
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Speaker 1: All right, so I think I got it stopped. Well
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Speaker 1: So I don't know how long this segment's gonna be,
Speaker 1: but it is time to play a game. We are
Speaker 1: gonna play it a little bit earlier than we normally do,
Speaker 1: just because we're so far ahead and we need to
Speaker 1: try and figure this out. So we're gonna play a game.
Speaker 1: We got tickets that we're gonna give away to Rockahoma.
Speaker 1: We may not have all of our there we go, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a process, but we're getting there. We're all winging it. Crazy.
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Speaker 1: we got to go to rockwat as well. So we're
Speaker 1: going to play the numbers game right now. This is
Speaker 1: where you take on Lindsay. You've got to try and
Speaker 1: get closer to the answer than she does. Now, the
Speaker 1: question was that you no man, Okay, rolling the mind. Okay,
Speaker 1: there you go. So, uh, you got to get closer
Speaker 1: to the answer than she does. And she doesn't know
Speaker 1: the answer to these questions either, and that's designed that way.
Speaker 1: We want everybody to be in the dark. So eight three, three,
Speaker 1: four to six, oh kmode call up, decide what category
Speaker 1: you want? Numbers, percentages or averages. Good morning, you're on
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Speaker 1: you buddy? Good? What category do you want? Numbers, percentages
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Speaker 1: from GIMPI just answer them the best that you can. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right here we go, all right, Mike Man. First
Speaker 1: one here in words per minute? What is the average
Speaker 1: typing speed for adults? In words per minute? What is
Speaker 1: the average typing speed for adults eighteen eighteen? All right, Mike?
Speaker 1: And pounds? What is the average weight of a thirteen
Speaker 1: year old thirteen year old human? I guess I should specify.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's say.
Speaker 1: Seventy seventy five? All right, Mike Man? In miles per hour?
Speaker 1: What is the average speed of an h L that's
Speaker 1: hockey slap shot? In miles per hour? What's the average
Speaker 1: speed of a slap shot? I would say one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty one hundred and fifty one to five zero. Okay,
Speaker 1: Just want to make sure I heard you? Act here, Mike, Hey,
Speaker 1: Mike an inches? What is the average length of a
Speaker 1: newborn baby a human baby?
Speaker 9: Twenty eighty three inches?
Speaker 1: Twenty three? Last one here, Mike, and feet? What is
Speaker 1: the average length of a draft's penis? Act like you
Speaker 1: don't know? Like you two and a half two? I
Speaker 1: need a solid, just round number. Man. Uh two feet
Speaker 1: two feet, he says, too average. I gotta be honest
Speaker 1: with you, Mike. I've never seen one, so I can't
Speaker 1: tell you the guess or averages. Averages is the category
Speaker 1: of Lindsay, I'm gonna test some guys for a second, okay,
Speaker 1: And averages is the category, and uh, just do the
Speaker 1: best scin. Let's see if he's gonna get these tickets, skimpy, Lindsay.
Speaker 1: And words per minute? What is the average typing speed
Speaker 1: for an adult?
Speaker 5: I'll say one hundred and one words permittent one oh one,
Speaker 5: all right, Lindsey.
Speaker 1: In pounds, what is the average weight of a thirteen
Speaker 1: year old human?
Speaker 5: By the way, hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Okay, Lindsey. In miles per hour? What is the average
Speaker 1: speed of an NHL slap shot that's hockey, by the yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Know a slap shot. I'll say eighty six miles six Lindsay.
Speaker 1: And inches? What is the average length of a newborn baby,
Speaker 1: also human.
Speaker 5: By the way, nineteen inches?
Speaker 1: Nineteen inches? Last one here, Lindsay. And feet? What is
Speaker 1: the average length of a draft's penis? Act like, you
Speaker 1: don't know, no idea bau at Lindsay in feet? What
Speaker 1: is the average length of a draft's penis?
Speaker 7: Three?
Speaker 1: Three feet? She says, all right, how do you think
Speaker 1: she did there? Mike? Not as good as me, not
Speaker 1: as good as you. Well, let's find out question one,
Speaker 1: Question number one, in words per minute, what is the
Speaker 1: average typing speed for adults? Mike said they do eighteen
Speaker 1: words a minute. Lindsey said they do one hundred and
Speaker 1: one words a minute. What the average typing speed for
Speaker 1: an adult is? Forty words per minute? It how fast?
Speaker 1: One hundred for one hundred, I'm about thirty seven? Really, yes,
Speaker 1: so you're like, you're like one hundred and one would
Speaker 1: be like like almost two letters a second. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So Mike you are the closest though, So
Speaker 1: you got one point. You need two more to get
Speaker 1: those tickets to rock Oklahoma. Have you ever been to Rocklahoma? Mike? Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, this time you might be going free.
Speaker 1: Let's find out question two. All right, Question number two
Speaker 1: ten pounds. What is the average weights of a thirteen
Speaker 1: year old human? That is? Mike says, a thirteen year
Speaker 1: old human weighs an average of seventy five pounds. Lindsey
Speaker 1: says the thirteen year old human weighs an average of
Speaker 1: one hundred pounds. The answer is one hundred pounds. Boom,
Speaker 1: Lindsay got it perfectly. It's now one to one. Don't
Speaker 1: worry though, there's still more questions. You just need two
Speaker 1: more to win those rockaholma twt bibit tickets. Here's question
Speaker 1: tweet plasten number twee in miles per hour, what is
Speaker 1: the average speed of an NHL slap shot? Mike says
Speaker 1: it zooms in at one hundred and fifty miles an hour.
Speaker 1: Lindsay says, it comes in at eighty six miles an hour.
Speaker 1: You shook your head at one hundred and fifty like,
Speaker 1: how confident? Like where do you feel so much confidence
Speaker 1: that it's not one hundred and fifty?
Speaker 6: I don't know, I just that just feels.
Speaker 1: You think the slap shot goes about as fast as
Speaker 1: the words permitted. All right, the answer the answer is
Speaker 1: ninety mine, yeah, Lindsay, were so close fur off. That
Speaker 1: makes Lindsay up to You've got one two more questions left, gimpy.
Speaker 1: All right? Here an inches? What is the average link
Speaker 1: of a newborn baby human? That is? Mike says, the
Speaker 1: newborn baby's about twenty three inches long. Lindsey says, a
Speaker 1: newborn baby is nineteen inches long. And they say here
Speaker 1: that the average length of a newborn human baby is
Speaker 1: nineteen inches. Lindsay got almost three of those dead on.
Speaker 1: She was only off by four on the other one,
Speaker 1: but three is all she needed to block you. So
Speaker 1: you are not getting those tickets to Rock Oklahoma. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, man, but I appreciate you playing.
Speaker 6: Yeahs, you're confident.
Speaker 1: Man, computer problem jam. We're not letting listeners win tickets.
Speaker 1: Question five, Question number five, the one that's gonna haunt
Speaker 1: you for the rest of your life. And feat what
Speaker 1: is the average length of a drafts penis? I like
Speaker 1: doing this because when people are hanging out with their
Speaker 1: friends or whatever, they're learning stuff from us. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they're gonna go you know what the Morning Show told
Speaker 1: me exactly? They told me the size of a draft?
Speaker 1: Can we change that? Gimpy told me the size of
Speaker 1: a draft an average? What's the what's the average length
Speaker 1: of a drafts penis? Mike says that a draft has
Speaker 1: an a average penis of about two feet long, and
Speaker 1: Lindsay says that a drafts penis it's about three feet long. Well,
Speaker 1: the average signs of a draft penis is five feet long. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right here, Gordan's pointing at his neck. By the way, Oh, God,
Speaker 1: that's a huge.
Speaker 10: For real, right right, that's not a doll, This is
Speaker 10: a doll. Yeah, but for them, yeah, Lindsay did all.
Speaker 1: That might be the first time we've seen so many
Speaker 1: so close, right, Yes, that's what I'm saying. I don't
Speaker 1: count the five is close just because it's a it's
Speaker 1: such a small number. But the the ninety almost nailed perfectly.
Speaker 1: That's really close. So he's not getting those tickets. So
Speaker 1: those tickets will go back in the pot. Now we're
Speaker 1: not going to take a break, but we do need
Speaker 1: to do the routine of playing that this guy does
Speaker 1: and getney things. So we're only gonna be gone like
Speaker 1: a minute.
Speaker 2: You lose so you get nothing.
Speaker 6: Good day, sir, you get nothing.
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Speaker 2: they say say they they say they they taste not not.
Speaker 1: Stop stop shot out.
Speaker 2: They they pay say they they say they they take.
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Speaker 2: no no no stop stop not up. He they say
Speaker 2: hey they they say they they taste.
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Speaker 11: He they say pay they they say then they fast
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Speaker 11: taste no no no not say.
Speaker 2: Not say not not say not they not say say
Speaker 2: They say no no.
Speaker 11: No no no no stop down out they say say
Speaker 11: they say they tast no no no no no no
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Speaker 11: they they takes no no no no no no stop
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Speaker 2: They They say they they takes not us not now ut.
Speaker 1: It never gets old played in that but we've been
Speaker 1: doing that so long and it never gets old.
Speaker 5: But do you said twenty three inches for a baby
Speaker 5: to be even born. I was like, maybe NBA players
Speaker 5: is in my mind, is what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I knew that he was in trouble with that question
Speaker 1: with you, especially with twins. And I don't remember the
Speaker 1: length of either one of my kids. I remember their weights,
Speaker 1: but I remember their their links at all. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: do you remember the links of your kids? Gim be
Speaker 1: he go was somewhere I want to say, I'm a
Speaker 1: boy was like nineteen, Yeah, I think I think that's
Speaker 1: around in there somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, I don't to be fair,
Speaker 1: I don't even remember the waights either, so well mine's
Speaker 1: a little different, I think because one of them was, uh,
Speaker 1: six weeks early, right, so that was when you you
Speaker 1: have you can't live hospital under five. So that's how
Speaker 1: I knew it was like four point four or something
Speaker 1: like that. Four point five. I know that my oldest
Speaker 1: boy was five weeks early. I know that, and my daughter,
Speaker 1: her mom and I were fighting, so there was not
Speaker 1: much paying attention at that point in time. And then
Speaker 1: when it comes to my youngest son, I made the
Speaker 1: mistake of looking on the other side of the sheet
Speaker 1: as he was coming out, and when you see that
Speaker 1: hippo yawn, that's just kind of ruined everything for me,
Speaker 1: and I forget it all. Yeah. I kind of have
Speaker 1: a different thought on all that. I think I think
Speaker 1: every guy should look no matter what's happening, you can
Speaker 1: handle it. Oh, based off what the woman's going you
Speaker 1: can take a look. You're okay.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I took again, and I was just like, oh God,
Speaker 1: I was not expecting that. I wasn't expecting things to
Speaker 1: be so wide open. I think I was shocked about
Speaker 1: how sticky babies are. Oh yeah, when they come out,
Speaker 1: they got the white goop all over. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had no clue. It's like it's spilling Elmer's glue.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it was. You know, they not that I
Speaker 1: expected to be perfectly clean. I expected some sort of slime,
Speaker 1: some kind of blood. Of course I didn't. There wasn't
Speaker 1: really a lot of blood.
Speaker 6: Because they're in water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yeah. Did you see the crazy news story
Speaker 1: about the Oh my gosh, this is so crazy. So
Speaker 1: a woman was pregnant and the bait they it was
Speaker 1: like in the first trimester, right after the first trimester,
Speaker 1: the baby was not developing respiratorily correct, and they were like,
Speaker 1: is sorry. And a doctor intervened and was like, I
Speaker 1: think I can fix this. So they partially burst the baby,
Speaker 1: kept it inside. The yeah old fixed the throat or
Speaker 1: whatever the breathing thing, put the baby back in. The
Speaker 1: woman sewed her up, put it. She stayed in. She
Speaker 1: had to stay in the hospital and and then gave
Speaker 1: the birth at like thirty five weeks or some thirty
Speaker 1: four weeks, but that's not that full term. But like
Speaker 1: it went really far with it. So she gave birth,
Speaker 1: went down as the first woman to ever give birth
Speaker 1: to one child twice. Yeah that's insane. Wow, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 1: And I just love the idea of first of all,
Speaker 1: a woman to go through a C section twice. All right,
Speaker 1: who man, guys, your pussies. Yeah, but the for a
Speaker 1: doctor to be like, you know what, so listen to me.
Speaker 1: I think we can get milk, but we gotta lay
Speaker 1: under the cow, you know, like that. It's a whole,
Speaker 1: that whole like and somebody goes, no, doctor, you can't, na,
Speaker 1: I think I can. We can plunge this baby back
Speaker 1: in there? I think no, Just it's fine. What do
Speaker 1: we got I mean, at that point, that's true. What
Speaker 1: do you got to lose? Exactly? You either try or
Speaker 1: you fully deliver the baby. And it is what it is. No,
Speaker 1: you lose the baby. There's no delivery that as early
Speaker 1: as she was technically it would come out, there would be.
Speaker 1: But I got your points taken. But then the woman
Speaker 1: was just like it was an easy decision for us.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, you just do that. What you
Speaker 1: gotta do, say my baby? Oh yeah, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Do it, yeah, forget, And they didn't tell us what
Speaker 1: the medical bill was. But I think if you do
Speaker 1: revolutionary surgery like that, you're the patient, it should be free.
Speaker 1: It should be It should be.
Speaker 5: Because I'm sure insurance did not cover that because it's
Speaker 5: never been.
Speaker 1: Done for environmental Right, how about that, wouldn't that be?
Speaker 1: Oh god? Yeah, I saw a great post. See if
Speaker 1: I can see it real find it real quick. I
Speaker 1: saw a great post about the medical system. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure people have seen this because it it is so
Speaker 1: common h this post is, But when you hear it
Speaker 1: described this way, it makes complete sense on how jacked
Speaker 1: up our medical system is and how people get screwed
Speaker 1: over all the time constantly. Let's see if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: even be able to find it this fast. The whole
Speaker 1: point is is that imagine you watch a movie and
Speaker 1: the movie you pay for your subscription Netflix, and you
Speaker 1: watch the movie, and then the movie's over, and then
Speaker 1: then like a couple months, you get a bill from
Speaker 1: an actor because that actor doesn't have a deal with Netflix,
Speaker 1: so you have to pay them a deal. And then
Speaker 1: later you get one from the director because the director
Speaker 1: is like, you watched it out of an area I
Speaker 1: had a license for. That's the that's the healthcare system. Yes,
Speaker 1: and how jacked up is that? How much of a
Speaker 1: mess is it that that's what you got to go
Speaker 1: through and you do a surgery where you save you know,
Speaker 1: you change it and save people's lives. That's a whole
Speaker 1: other thing. Oh yeah, that you should get credit for.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, not to mention, you pay this your insurance
Speaker 5: every single month, month, every single month, but this isn't
Speaker 5: covered until you're deductible is met. So you still have
Speaker 5: to pay for this imaging or these x rays. It's
Speaker 5: an extra fee to go here.
Speaker 1: Well, people make the mist I think because that line
Speaker 1: has been blurred so much over time that people think
Speaker 1: we've always been told that insurance is uh supplemental, like
Speaker 1: it's there to help pay for things, right, When in fact,
Speaker 1: insurance has evolve to they're in the not paying the
Speaker 1: bill business, right because their business and they want to
Speaker 1: keep as much money as possible. They are for profit organization.
Speaker 1: Their job is to retain profits, not to pay bills.
Speaker 1: Insurance is stupid. And so when I think they just
Speaker 1: need to change the name, it's not insurance, it's maybe right, right,
Speaker 1: And I think that it'd be like suddenly clean X
Speaker 1: being lumber right and still calling it clean AX. You're like,
Speaker 1: but it's not clean x more. But we do that
Speaker 1: with insurance. We still call it insurance. Not that I'm
Speaker 1: going to run for president, governor, mayor, but that would
Speaker 1: be a plot, like we need to change some vernacular.
Speaker 1: It's not insurance anymore. You're not getting covered. Insurance industry
Speaker 1: goes under this umbrella that they're protecting people and helping people,
Speaker 1: and in some instances they are to a degree, but
Speaker 1: not in the manner that you have been led to
Speaker 1: believe because of the evolution of the business. Blame them,
Speaker 1: don't blame them. I'm worried about the future. I'm not
Speaker 1: worried about now. I'm not worried about the past. I'm
Speaker 1: worried about now. So let's change the name. It's no
Speaker 1: longer we're going to not call the insurance industry insurance anymore. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they wonder why the CEO got gunned down and
Speaker 1: a broad daylight on the sidewalk. I mean, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I actually don't condone that, because
Speaker 1: that's that's not a good thought. No, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that it's good, but I could see how somebody could
Speaker 1: get to that point. I can't I can't snap. I
Speaker 1: can't snap. I mean people would go on poles for
Speaker 1: a reason, right, you know, So that worker came into
Speaker 1: work and he's like, I'm done with this place and
Speaker 1: goes in And I'm not saying that it's right at
Speaker 1: all whatsoever, but people go crazy. They reach a tipping point,
Speaker 1: and that guy Luis Men only reached the tipping point, yeah,
Speaker 1: because of this maybe coverage that we're talking about. And
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm just I'm going straight to the top.
Speaker 1: But I'm not clear on what his was it? Like,
Speaker 1: was it John Cuton? Was it John Q?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't think it was that. Yeah. But my
Speaker 1: whole thing on that statement of like people but like break,
Speaker 1: that's not an excuse. You're a grown ass adult. You
Speaker 1: need to handle your emotions. And so when people make
Speaker 1: the statement of like, oh, people snap, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? No, you shouldn't snap. Get it together man. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: with that being said, if these giant corporations wouldn't push
Speaker 1: us to the point to where we do snap, you know,
Speaker 1: if the world wouldn't be such dicks to push us
Speaker 1: to the point to where we do snap. We wouldn't
Speaker 1: have those problems. Well, again, you can't control other people.
Speaker 1: That's on you. If you don't like the way the
Speaker 1: insurance company has ran, don't buy insurance. Right at least, Thus,
Speaker 1: and I know what am I supposed to do? Then
Speaker 1: shut up? Right right? You can't complain about a system
Speaker 1: you have actively participated in. Right, Well, again, they force
Speaker 1: us into it, They don't force you. Don't have to
Speaker 1: do it. Well, I mean you're right. You don't have
Speaker 1: to have medical insurance. They force you to have automotive insurance. No,
Speaker 1: they don't force you. Yeah. Yeah, when you have a choice, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you buy a car, in order to get that loan,
Speaker 1: you have to have full coverage insurance. You can't just
Speaker 1: get simple liability. You have to have full coverage when
Speaker 1: you buy a new car. Yeah. That when you're driving
Speaker 1: a car in general, you have to have at least
Speaker 1: liability insurance. Yeah, So they're forcing you to have it,
Speaker 1: you know, or it's either that or break the law.
Speaker 1: So if you're going to break the law, you know,
Speaker 1: if we're talking in terms of breaking the law, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm breaking the law already because I'm driving this car
Speaker 1: without insurance. Well, hell and for a penny, in for
Speaker 1: a pound, let's take this mother out. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: I don't know how you're comparing not having insurance to murder.
Speaker 1: But you said all the time you don't have to.
Speaker 1: You can make a choice to not participate in that system.
Speaker 1: You're right about that's the requirement. But people don't do
Speaker 1: that already. And this is don't This isn't an argument
Speaker 1: for insurance. Sounds like this, This is an argument that
Speaker 1: you don't complain about being in the HOA when you
Speaker 1: signed a paper when you bought your house that you're
Speaker 1: joining the HOA. Well it's not fair, then don't live there.
Speaker 1: You don't have to sign the paperwork, right, we don't
Speaker 1: have any other tools. You do have a choice. No
Speaker 1: one ever takes your choice away. You just don't like
Speaker 1: the idea of the friction point of not doing it,
Speaker 1: so you'd rather just bitch and moan about it pretty
Speaker 1: much and gun somebody down a broad lay line. And
Speaker 1: to gun somebody down take a life a father. That's
Speaker 1: not cool, man, That just come that compounds with interest.
Speaker 1: That's not the way to handle that. This guy was
Speaker 1: doing his job. Was it ethical? That's definitely debatable. But
Speaker 1: was he the one denying policies? No, you're right, or
Speaker 1: no he wasn't. That's not how CEOs operate. It's he
Speaker 1: doesn't get a stack of papers and they're like approved.
Speaker 1: He's a rubber stamp two stamps, right, approved, denied, and
Speaker 1: the denied stack is way taller than the approved stack,
Speaker 1: and the approved stack only has his last name on
Speaker 1: it because they're his family members. Right, I know how
Speaker 1: this bit works, right? No, I've seen The Incredibles? Yeah,
Speaker 1: terrible essay. Yeah, how do we get to this? How
Speaker 1: do we baby size age burst watching? Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Insurance death, insurance death murder? Fine, you you snap kill people?
Speaker 1: Not a problem according to get people. Yeah. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: it's either that or burn a building. Now, like that
Speaker 1: guy in Ontario toilet take a vacation.
Speaker 6: Can't afford one because you got to pay for your insurn.
Speaker 1: No, you can't afford the Bahamas a vacation, doesn't You
Speaker 1: can have a staycation, you dummy. True you can. You can.
Speaker 1: You can camp in your backyard. That's what vacation was
Speaker 1: for me, saying that or we went to Zumbro falls.
Speaker 1: Those were the things. Or they called vacation. We went
Speaker 1: to visit Grandma and grandpa. Right, but you get to
Speaker 1: play on the farm. That's definitely what they called it.
Speaker 1: Someone called a work camp, right, Moving dirt and chopping
Speaker 1: wood is hardly vacation.
Speaker 6: Don't forget the chicken poop.
Speaker 1: It's like people that go to dude ranches right, right,
Speaker 1: we want to cosplay cowboy. Yeah, Like you guys are
Speaker 1: fools for going to dude ranches. Right. You're paying them
Speaker 1: for them to give you manual labor, giving them a vacation.
Speaker 6: Doctor Phil that rehab centers.
Speaker 1: Or rehab depending on the location of it. Right, But
Speaker 1: like dude, I like the idea of going somewhere and
Speaker 1: seeing that lifestyle. I I don't want to shovel hay, right,
Speaker 1: or clean out stoles or brush a horse. I don't know,
Speaker 1: brushing a horse sounds pretty good, very therapeutic.
Speaker 6: Horse not whrror.
Speaker 1: You know what's therapeutic. Nothing. Staring at the mountains, drinking
Speaker 1: a beer, that's therapeutic. Watching the sunset with a bottle
Speaker 1: of wine or a bottle of that's therapeutic. But you
Speaker 1: only get there after you brush your horse. No, there's
Speaker 1: work that needs to be done first, corps, and then
Speaker 1: you can sip your murr low while staring at the mountains.
Speaker 1: Also a movie, Lindsay's gonna promote at nine brushing your horse.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see what gipp he's gonna have in
Speaker 1: his four x four. Well, so I'm gonna say this
Speaker 1: here that Memphis Dems call on city to secede from
Speaker 1: Tennessee following and redistricting. Memphis Democrat is calling for the
Speaker 1: city to leave Tennessee after Republican lawmakers carved up its
Speaker 1: only majority black dish. The congressional map was approved by
Speaker 1: state lawmakers yesterday and signed into law by gub No
Speaker 1: Bill Lee not Billy. Democratic Congressman and Tonio Parkinson responded
Speaker 1: by saying, let my people go and let Memphis secede
Speaker 1: from the state. Parkinson said that he was serious. I'm serious, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm serious. So SI, I'm serious. Oh, because before or
Speaker 1: any other time, you're not, I really mean it this time.
Speaker 1: I love a good disclaimer. He says, I'm serious and
Speaker 1: asked the other in Memphis. He asked whether Memphis, which
Speaker 1: he called I'll stop this car I'm serious.
Speaker 6: Do not make this car around.
Speaker 1: You will go to bed without I'm serious. I hope
Speaker 1: his speech was that he stuttered a little bit. I'm serious,
Speaker 1: and he did it to his teeth. If you don't
Speaker 1: redistrict this, everybody's getting a spanking. He called it an
Speaker 1: economic engine for the state is expected to continue contributing
Speaker 1: billions in tax revenue, culture, labor, and commerce, while in
Speaker 1: his words, being systematically stripped of our political power. What
Speaker 1: else we got here? Forecasts predicts one hundred percent chance
Speaker 1: of super El Nino. Seriously, I'm serious, guys. A forecast
Speaker 1: models predicting a one hundred percent chance of a powerful
Speaker 1: super El Nino forming by November. The European Center for
Speaker 1: Medium Range Weather Forecasts not long range ones, not short range,
Speaker 1: but medium range weather forecasts is calling for thirteen named
Speaker 1: storms and six hurricanes this season, which is close to
Speaker 1: the average of fourteen named storms and seven hurricanes sugested.
Speaker 1: The strongest impacts could arrive later in the season. According
Speaker 1: to the forecast of this event could be one of
Speaker 1: the strongest on record, potentially reaching or surpassing temperature levels
Speaker 1: set in eighteen seventy seven and twenty fifty which were
Speaker 1: what DA have no idea? Yeah, I'm looking at my
Speaker 1: November long range forecasts model I play with. It says
Speaker 1: the high November fourth will be eighty one degrees. Is
Speaker 1: that normal? It's not uncommon for October, I think lately
Speaker 1: to be really warm. It says Halloween looks like it's
Speaker 1: gonna be sixty three. So if that means If that
Speaker 1: means anything to you, I just like saying, super Ellino,
Speaker 1: what else we got here? Trump to start releasing UFO
Speaker 1: files today if he hasn't already. Republican Congressman Tim Bershette
Speaker 1: of Tennessee when he's not dealing with these other ones here,
Speaker 1: He's told New York Posts that he learned of release
Speaker 1: during a meeting at the White House late yesterday. Burshett
Speaker 1: is a member of the House Oversight Committee's Task Force
Speaker 1: on the declassification of Federal secrets, and he's been publicly
Speaker 1: urging President Trump to release the information. They have been released.
Speaker 1: It happened in like the last forty five minutes or
Speaker 1: secred So I figure, so how much of those are
Speaker 1: blacked out? Are you looking at him right now? I'm
Speaker 1: not looking at him right now, but I can tell you.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna find Red Herring Hill here. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. You're not gonna find the thing, right,
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Speaker 1: Good luck, Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbin. Today
Speaker 1: is Jeff Finsley's birthday. No Kidden, Happy birthday, Jeff, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: And Jeff Finsley comes in on Monday. And if you
Speaker 1: have an issue with anything, family launch outsport, divorced, gust
Speaker 1: to espouse board, adoption, grandparents writes whatever it is, emails,
Speaker 1: show a game with you dot com And when Jeff
Speaker 1: comes in after celebrating his birthday weekend, he can answer
Speaker 1: your question for you. Is that easy? So now, so
Speaker 1: now it's time for Taste Time trivia. This is where
Speaker 1: we answer questions we've written and if we get them wrong,
Speaker 1: we get shocked. And h Lindsay went last last week,
Speaker 1: so she's drawing the person who will be going first
Speaker 1: this week. Me, So I'll go ahead and shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm go ahead and read and again. These are questions
Speaker 1: we wrote ourselves, so if you get them wrong and
Speaker 1: you wrote it, it's on your Lindsay first question as
Speaker 1: soon as I can get this thing open, says, which
Speaker 1: Zany took Kira? Which Zany Tookira rolled out a taco
Speaker 1: so wild even your memes would beg for a bite
Speaker 1: thanks to its Dorritos locos tacos tacoa taka tacaria t
Speaker 1: a q u E.
Speaker 6: What zany tacoia.
Speaker 1: Rolled out of tacos so wild? Even your memes would
Speaker 1: beg for a bite thanks to his Dorita's locals.
Speaker 5: Tacos Dorrito's locos tacos I believe was Taco Bell.
Speaker 6: Finally answer, which.
Speaker 1: Is any takaria rolled out of taco so wild even
Speaker 1: your memes would beg for a bite thanks to us
Speaker 1: do Rita's logos tacos used to Taco Bell. It is
Speaker 1: Taco Bell. I don't know who else would be. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Taco Mile ain't giving you to Rita. Tacos never been
Speaker 1: known as crazy. If you get the Dorrito's taco shells
Speaker 1: from the store, it's not the same.
Speaker 6: I don't like the Dodo's tacos.
Speaker 1: Uh, They're all right, They're too salty for me, all right, lendsay.
Speaker 1: Second one, which Chain brought the world a nugget so
Speaker 1: iconic it could rival any Blockbuster star, turning every bite
Speaker 1: into a mini celebration, which Chain brought the world a
Speaker 1: nuggets so iconic it could rival any blockbuster star, turning
Speaker 1: every bite into a mini celebration. Don't look at me
Speaker 1: like I crapped on the floor. I just read questions.
Speaker 1: I'm taking these aren't your questions, No mind, totally.
Speaker 6: Mine nice a mini.
Speaker 1: Chicken nugget, which chain brought the world a nuggets so
Speaker 1: iconic it could rival any blockbuster star, turning every bite
Speaker 1: into a many celebration. Many m I N I like small? No,
Speaker 1: not like a lot many and not many like mouse.
Speaker 5: Either a mini celebration. Well, let's see here, who's got
Speaker 5: really good chicken nuggets? McDonald's. McDonald's nuggets are really good.
Speaker 5: Wendy's has them, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 6: Say they're.
Speaker 9: Blockbuster good. I feel like there's some blockbuster.
Speaker 6: It's got to be something about this whole.
Speaker 1: Which chain brought the world a nuggets so iconic it
Speaker 1: could rival any blockbuster star, turning every bite into a
Speaker 1: mini celebration.
Speaker 6: Mm hmm, I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna say McDonald's because they are the best
Speaker 5: when it comes to the chain of.
Speaker 1: Nuggets, Many, which chain brought the world a nugget so
Speaker 1: iconic it could it could rival any blockbuster star, turning
Speaker 1: every bite into a teeny tiny celebration.
Speaker 6: Unless we're talking about popcorn.
Speaker 1: Chicken, which chain brought the world a nugget so iconic
Speaker 1: it could rival any blockbuster star, turning every bite into
Speaker 1: a mini celebration.
Speaker 6: McDonald's final answer, all right, which.
Speaker 1: Chain brought the world up? Nugget? That was so good?
Speaker 1: Everybody loves it? You so McDonald's. It's McDonald's. I want
Speaker 1: to shock you just for taking that long on that
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, there's a lot, there are no there
Speaker 5: there are words are trying to throw you off.
Speaker 1: Yes, but there is the chicken nugget game, isn't it's McDonald's.
Speaker 1: That's the end of the sentence. That is true. And
Speaker 1: we're not even sure that's real chicken in there. I like,
Speaker 1: I like Wendy's chicken nuggs. I think they're good. They're spicy,
Speaker 1: ones are really good. But even then, there's not even
Speaker 1: a real world anybody competes with them. No, they don't
Speaker 1: have nuggets though, just just by pure locations, they win
Speaker 1: that game. True statement. Hey, I agree, No, you don't
Speaker 1: here you weren't sure, all right, Lindsay last one here.
Speaker 1: What was the first NHL team to win back to
Speaker 1: back Stanley Cup titles? What? Good lord? What was the
Speaker 1: first NHL team to win back to back Stanley Cup titles?
Speaker 6: Hmmm, you know, I don't know this. I want to
Speaker 6: say that it was the Chicago Blackhawks.
Speaker 1: Okay, black Hawks? Hm, hmm you by gett Meta mucil. Nice.
Speaker 1: That's not a joke. You're hitting it hard this morning.
Speaker 11: Bro.
Speaker 1: It's solidified. So I'm getting chunks of it as it.
Speaker 1: I'll show you one. I got that chunk at the
Speaker 1: back of your throat. That's good.
Speaker 6: Toronto maple leafs.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's so gelatinous. Yeah, God, is it hard
Speaker 1: to swallow? Lindsay was the first NHL team to win
Speaker 1: back to back Stanley Cup? I know it's good. We've
Speaker 1: lost it. You know we've lost it when I'm chugging
Speaker 1: metamucile on the show and I'm like, oh god, right,
Speaker 1: we have changed over the years. NHL team back to
Speaker 1: back black All right? What was the first NHL team
Speaker 1: to win back to back Stanley Cup titles? You said
Speaker 1: the black Hawks, the Chicago Blackhawks. The answer is the
Speaker 1: Montreal Canadians and hockey went into out, always.
Speaker 6: Picked the Canadian, always picked the Canadian.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think Canadians is spelt wrong here, but we'll
Speaker 1: accept it. Major nipples are that's weird maybe, Uh, all right,
Speaker 1: Lindsay is gonna pick for the next person that's gonna go.
Speaker 1: It is all right, So Gimbi will do the shocking
Speaker 1: and uh, it's just the way it's gotta work. And uh,
Speaker 1: Lindsay will ask the questions and we'll see how well
Speaker 1: I remember any of them.
Speaker 6: Okay, Question number one?
Speaker 1: What burger hell?
Speaker 5: What Burger Haven dubs its mouth watering creation? The double
Speaker 5: du doubling down like a duo of dynamic duo heroes.
Speaker 1: Settle down Tachorea?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh double ah? Is it in an out Burger?
Speaker 1: Final answer?
Speaker 5: What Burger Haven dubs its mouth watering creation? The double
Speaker 5: double doubling down like a duo of dynamic duo heroes.
Speaker 5: You said in and out Burger final answer, and the
Speaker 5: correct answer is in and out Burger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never had one, but I do. I was like,
Speaker 1: in a double double, it's like in that a Carl's
Speaker 1: Junior thing. And then I was like, who does that?
Speaker 1: And that's when it hit me, because people talk about
Speaker 1: their fries and their double double. Uh.
Speaker 9: If a salesperson gets a hat trick, what have they done?
Speaker 1: A salesperson m hm. A salesperson gets a hat trick.
Speaker 6: What have they done?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm only gonna assume it's the same across the board,
Speaker 1: and that means they made three sales. Final answer.
Speaker 5: If a salesperson gets a hat trick, what have they done?
Speaker 5: You said made three sales? The correct answer is close
Speaker 5: three deals or made three sales.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never heard of it associated with sales. I've
Speaker 1: heard it with hockey, darts, Yeah not no turkey? Yeah
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 5: Third and final question, Corbyn, what restaurant turns curly fries
Speaker 5: into a crunchy carnival ride, spinning you into a realm
Speaker 5: where every fry has its own whimsical twist.
Speaker 1: I mean, I could only think of one curly fry scenario,
Speaker 1: and they got that game perfected like McDonald's got the
Speaker 1: nuggets perfected. And that's Arbi's final answer.
Speaker 5: What restaurant turns curly fries into a karunchy carnival ride,
Speaker 5: spinning you into a realm where every fry has its
Speaker 5: own whimsical twist? You said you're thinking Arby's and the
Speaker 5: correct answer is Arby's.
Speaker 1: All right, so I've gone. Lindsay's gone. That means Gimpy
Speaker 1: is up next for Taser Time Trivia. We'll be back.
Speaker 1: The Big Med Morning Show returns Things Your Time Trivia.
Speaker 1: This is where we try to know the answers to
Speaker 1: questions we have written and if you get them wrong,
Speaker 1: you get shocked. Lindsay's gone, I've gone, and now it's
Speaker 1: Gimpy's turn. And the first question that I have for Gimpy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what year did the Great Depression start? What year did
Speaker 1: the Great Depression start? Great Depression? That's uh, that's depressing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say nineteen twenty three. Final answer, what
Speaker 1: youar did the Great Depression start? You said nineteen twenty three?
Speaker 1: The correct answer is nineteen twenty nine. Damn it, I
Speaker 1: know it was in the twenties. Yeah, oh bitch, God
Speaker 1: bless you. Second question, sorry, what was the name of
Speaker 1: the popular hangout spot where students of Bayside High would
Speaker 1: often go after school? What was the name of the
Speaker 1: popular hangout spot where the students of Bayside High would
Speaker 1: often go after school? So the peach Pit? That was?
Speaker 1: That was nine O two one. Oh, right, I know
Speaker 1: that the the kids of Bayside because I could see
Speaker 1: it now, all right, I see it the total nineties,
Speaker 1: but yet time still had this like fifties kind of
Speaker 1: vibe to it. The the uh, I want to say,
Speaker 1: he's the owner, right, but the uh, the waiter, the
Speaker 1: guy he's a magician, right, he was a waiter slash
Speaker 1: magician and uh creepy hanging out with all these teenage kids.
Speaker 1: I believe his name was Max, so I believe the
Speaker 1: the hangout spot would was called Max's Max. Hey, let's
Speaker 1: let's go over to the Max. We're going to the Max.
Speaker 1: Final answer. What was the name of the popular hangout
Speaker 1: spot where the students of Bayside High would often go
Speaker 1: after school? You said, the kooky magician called Max or
Speaker 1: the Max. Final answer and the correct answer is the Max. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how you know how stupid that show was high
Speaker 1: school kids hanging out around a magician, right. Or that
Speaker 1: also tells you how lucrative being a magician is, right, right?
Speaker 1: Third and final question, what was the first name of
Speaker 1: the bank's butler on the Fresh Prince of bel Air?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: The Banks? Like that was like Uncle phil Phillip Banks
Speaker 1: What was the name of the Banks Butler on The
Speaker 1: Fresh Prince of bel Air? That would be Jeffrey. Final answer,
Speaker 1: I want to clarify the spelling. What was the first
Speaker 1: name of the Banks Butler on The Fresh Prince of
Speaker 1: bel Air? You said Jeffrey instead of Jeffrey, and the
Speaker 1: correct answer is Jeffrey. Yeah, because Will would call him G.
Speaker 1: What up? G? Yeah? Yeah, I love that show. I
Speaker 1: still kind of watch it every now and again. Of
Speaker 1: course you do two B Yeah. On my TV, I
Speaker 1: have a channel that's dedicated to nothing but Saved by
Speaker 1: the Bell. Really, yeah, you would love it. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's preloaded channels into the Samsung television, right, and I
Speaker 1: think it's like one and six or something like that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's got dedicated channels this. So I got
Speaker 1: like a channel that's dedicated nothing but Storage Wars, which
Speaker 1: I love, and another one that's it's the Saved by
Speaker 1: the Bell channel, So it plays all the Saved by
Speaker 1: the bells all day long. And they don't go in order, right,
Speaker 1: So it's not like it started at you know, season one,
Speaker 1: episode one and runs all the way through. This just
Speaker 1: bounces all over the place. College years, you know, the
Speaker 1: younger ones. I've also got a bay Watch channel, which
Speaker 1: I think was awesome. It plays all the bay Watches
Speaker 1: that makes sense, and bay Watch Nights. Sure, what else
Speaker 1: is there? There's another one that I that I get
Speaker 1: down swamp people. Yeah, there's that's so amazing, you know,
Speaker 1: And I was just like this, this is awesome. I
Speaker 1: got a channel for nothing but Storage Wars SNL. There's
Speaker 1: an SNL channel that makes sense that just plays skits
Speaker 1: all day long. That makes sense. Some days, I feel
Speaker 1: like Storage Wars is the channel I have, but I
Speaker 1: think it's technically like TLC or something like whatever that
Speaker 1: whatever it's on because they're constantly constantly Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: Storage Wars is fine, but I feel like I see
Speaker 1: one episode, now I know what all the episodes are
Speaker 1: pretty much basically. Yeah, you do you have a favorite
Speaker 1: character that you tune because some people tune in because
Speaker 1: they love a certain character, right, like Darryl. Darryl died
Speaker 1: killed himself him because of online bullying. Yeah, the cal's
Speaker 1: like sixty years old man, which just goes to show
Speaker 1: that bullying, cyber bullying affects everybody of all ages. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and I would take it even further, but like the
Speaker 1: idea that you tell someone to kill themselves over and over,
Speaker 1: they eventually start believing. Yeah, right right, But Darryl wasn't
Speaker 1: my favorite one, honestly. If I had to pick one,
Speaker 1: and I think you might know for obvious reasons who
Speaker 1: it is, it's going to be Brandy Pissante. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: mass Man her and uh Renee Zoda's wife, I forget
Speaker 1: her name. She's got some big honkers too. Who's the
Speaker 1: guy that always yep, that's Dave Pastory.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's all right.
Speaker 1: I liked Barry. I like Barry old man Barry when
Speaker 1: we're looking at like older episodes. Yeah, just because he
Speaker 1: has always has this cool car collection and motorcycles and stuff,
Speaker 1: and you know, he just seemed like a cool kind
Speaker 1: of guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was fine.
Speaker 1: I liked that show. I liked it when it was on,
Speaker 1: and I like it now. And I think they're still
Speaker 1: making episodes. I believe they are. I think they're still
Speaker 1: making brand new episodes, and I love it, like watching
Speaker 1: this this uh this uh storage worst channel because you
Speaker 1: can tell when COVID was in because they're out there
Speaker 1: and they're doing their social distancing and everybody's got their
Speaker 1: masks on and they all f and hate it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, ah, this must have been shot during
Speaker 1: COVID because they're all wearing stupid masks. Have you seen
Speaker 1: the photos of her naked online? They got erased? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean what I'm looking at either either this is
Speaker 1: the worst or best photoshop ever. Okay, I want to
Speaker 1: come around there and look because as far as I know, no,
Speaker 1: as far as I know because I've seen him before, yes,
Speaker 1: but as far as she paid to have the Internet
Speaker 1: scrubbed of those picture, yeah yeah, yeah, But I don't
Speaker 1: know how. I don't think you do that because if
Speaker 1: you could do that, and Brandy Pasanti can afford it,
Speaker 1: then I would think a lot of like Scarlett Joe
Speaker 1: Hanson would do that. One's definitely fake. Yeah, that's clearly fake.
Speaker 1: Don't forget about this one. Yeah, they're all like different
Speaker 1: types of women, which one's a different God, the photoshop
Speaker 1: on some of them is really bad. Right, It's like
Speaker 1: Brandy Pissante's head on a black woman's body. You're like,
Speaker 1: clearly that's not right. Again, I don't know how you
Speaker 1: pay to have stuff removed from the Internet. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe she started with a simple Google search,
Speaker 1: you know, and maybe there's so servis is out there
Speaker 1: that do that that you know, nerd nerd stuff. They
Speaker 1: get in there and and then just find anything and
Speaker 1: everything and then completely wipe it out. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I have seen it, and it's like a crappy
Speaker 1: webcam picture. The actual the actual photo of Brandy's bear boobs.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible webcam picture. But they're hanging low. She's
Speaker 1: kind of like bent over and they're down at and uh,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, that's that's cool. Uh. This says Brandy
Speaker 1: Passanti did not pay to remove content from the intertet,
Speaker 1: Isn't it? Instead, she used a legal lawsuit to force
Speaker 1: the removal of fake pornographic images in a video of her.
Speaker 1: She sued Hunter More. Remember Hunter More? Yes, old Hunter?
Speaker 1: Is anyone up? Yeah? He was the operator of the
Speaker 1: revenge porn side Is Anyone Up? And he posted fabricated
Speaker 1: explicit content claiming it was her. Okay. The lawsuit, which
Speaker 1: was f in California for defamation false light, federal judge
Speaker 1: granted a default judgment in her favor, issuing a permanent
Speaker 1: injunction in twenty thirteen and ordered more to remove all
Speaker 1: the images. She saw two point five million dollars in
Speaker 1: damages for anxiety damage reputation. She was awarded only seven
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars. Really, wow, and I'm sorry, here's
Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 6: Maybe it didn't get a lot of clicks.
Speaker 1: And Hunter Moore went to prison. If I'm not mistaken,
Speaker 1: I think so. He was sentenced to two years in
Speaker 1: prison and a two thousand dollars fine, and then he
Speaker 1: got supervised released for three years. That was who'd been
Speaker 1: done with that in twenty twenty one? Okay, and that's
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't know what he's because he can't
Speaker 1: be near a computer. We don't know, right, So he's
Speaker 1: probably working at Burger King or something.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he was the most hated man on the
Speaker 6: Internet or whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that was the name of the documentary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But to me, I want to know, like, what's he doing? Now?
Speaker 1: What's Hunter doing? Now? Yeah? Yeah, Like I'm probably customer
Speaker 1: service somewhere. But you're right, if he can't be near
Speaker 1: a computer, like the movie hackers, Uh, there's not much
Speaker 1: he can do. You got to work on a farm.
Speaker 6: Maybe he's still on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I mean you would do you would do like maybe furniture,
Speaker 1: make stuff, Okay, maybe moving furniture something like that. But
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean with computers just everywhere nowadays, right,
Speaker 1: I don't see how he could get a job without
Speaker 1: There's not many jobs that there aren't computers around. And
Speaker 1: I guess maybe it's up to his employer to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: you stay away from that, no, hands off. No, I
Speaker 1: don't think this is the same hunter more. Okay, this
Speaker 1: Instagram this, they both have our care but they look
Speaker 1: a little bit. The nose looks different. Yeah, maybe get
Speaker 1: a nose job a little ja. But maybe maybe it's him.
Speaker 1: I would find it. I can't believe they would let
Speaker 1: him be online. I mean maybe it is because here
Speaker 1: he's talking about his the Netflix. Well, I mean, uh,
Speaker 1: people get rehabilitated all the time. So maybe he went
Speaker 1: through a process and proved to the courts that he's
Speaker 1: he's a good person. I'm a good boy. I promised
Speaker 1: I won't post any more neked pictures. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe and they're like, okay, fine, uh we're gonna keep
Speaker 1: a close eye on you. You can have your phones
Speaker 1: you can have your can't you know, your your computers,
Speaker 1: but if anything, if anything bad pops up from your area,
Speaker 1: you're going back into the big house. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: This says sixty two percent of people leaving prison are
Speaker 1: rearrested within the first three years. So by that statement
Speaker 1: of no, you aren't rehabilitated when you go to prison, statistically,
Speaker 1: you won't learn your lesson. I would. I would argue
Speaker 1: people that get rehabilitated or change their ways are not
Speaker 1: forced tokay, which is what he was. Okay, I would
Speaker 1: say that statistic probably only applies to the murderers and
Speaker 1: butt rapers. Drug dealers maybe, okay, But I don't know
Speaker 1: about you know, cyber crimes. Maybe I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, because statistically, bank robbers are the most
Speaker 1: common reoffenders, okay, because I gotta pay those lawyer fees somehow,
Speaker 1: and how are you gonna get that money? Just rob
Speaker 1: another damn bank, right, right? Or they think most of
Speaker 1: them have done it so many times they're like, wow,
Speaker 1: I didn't get cut those other times. I don't want
Speaker 1: that mistake again. Sure, all right, we got to take
Speaker 1: a break. We'll be back if you're listening.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Gimpy, Well, good morning, cor I mean, you
Speaker 1: just got another keyword to rock the bank. If you
Speaker 1: didn't catch it, that's okay because you got other chances
Speaker 1: throughout the day to just keep on listening. Take that keyword,
Speaker 1: plugging in and get yourself a thousand lams. All right,
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and do willy nilly your chance to
Speaker 1: do on the show. Talk about anything you want, bring
Speaker 1: up something, go back to something. I'm gonna bring this up.
Speaker 1: I almost touched Gimpy yesterday. The Chiefs have shown their
Speaker 1: home and away opponents, and the home opponent. One of
Speaker 1: their home opponents looks like it's gonna be San Francisco, yes,
Speaker 1: And it looks like it's gonna be in a later
Speaker 1: in the year, So I don't know if that means
Speaker 1: a December game or what that's gonna be. Cold. I
Speaker 1: noticed last year when I was looking they're playing the Chiefs.
Speaker 1: Niners are playing Chiefs in Kansas City, and the Niners
Speaker 1: are also laying the Cowboys in Dallas, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: go twice. Maybe definitely going to Dallas, waved, My girl
Speaker 1: and I my brother, A lot of us have already
Speaker 1: talked about it. Why the hell not. It's only four
Speaker 1: hours away, right, you know, Jerry World is a great stadium.
Speaker 1: I've never been, but I've heard and I've seen good
Speaker 1: things about it. I got a buddy of mine who
Speaker 1: is a Cowgirls fan, so he's gonna come with us
Speaker 1: and watch us run all over them bitches. So that
Speaker 1: one definitely going. But so far as like both of them,
Speaker 1: I'd like to, we'll just kind of have to see
Speaker 1: what happens there. So I'm just looking parking at the
Speaker 1: stadium now, this is for the World Cup. Is one
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy six dollars? Yeah, seventy six, huh, and
Speaker 1: then it looks like forty dollars for some other things.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have the I don't know what it is
Speaker 1: during the football season, right, I think Harrow had to
Speaker 1: parking with like one hundred bucks if I'm not mistaken. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe eighty or one hundred bucks. It's definitely something I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to save up for, right because that's gonna
Speaker 1: be a weekend thing, right that game, and I'll probably
Speaker 1: end up taking off that following Monday as well. Sure,
Speaker 1: because going down there watching the game on a Sunday,
Speaker 1: to turn and burn and come back four hours later,
Speaker 1: I would there would be no sleep for me. I
Speaker 1: guess I could sleep on the way back and then
Speaker 1: just come straight home and get up and go straight
Speaker 1: to work. But nobody wants to do that. I mean,
Speaker 1: if it's a like a noon game, sure, sure. But
Speaker 1: at the same time, I want to enjoy my time
Speaker 1: down there, like head down on a Saturday morning. I'm
Speaker 1: just talking Dallas right now, right head down there on
Speaker 1: a Saturday morning, especially if it's early in the season,
Speaker 1: where we can ride our motorcycles down there all right,
Speaker 1: hang out, enjoy the Saturday, do some Saturday night things
Speaker 1: in Dallas, go watch the game, and then crash at
Speaker 1: a hotel and then come back the next day. That
Speaker 1: sounds like a perfect weekend for me. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Perfect is preseason parking prices different usually, Okay, I was
Speaker 5: gonna say, because I think that when I want so
Speaker 5: that the Chiefs Bears game. I think the parking was
Speaker 5: only around forty bucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is so bad. I mean I'm not opposed
Speaker 1: to parking a couple of blocks away and walking or
Speaker 1: or even better, you know, we're getting a hotel staying
Speaker 1: out there all weekend. Right, just get an uber I
Speaker 1: have them uber us up to the stadium, drop us
Speaker 1: off at the gate, the doer thing, and then uber bank.
Speaker 1: Well then then you're kind of in the high demand world.
Speaker 1: Then you're spinning just as much as you probably would
Speaker 1: have to bark. Yeah, yeah, you're probably right. I don't
Speaker 1: have to worry anything. I'm with you. It's on that
Speaker 1: that way. Yeah, we're talking about going to an away
Speaker 1: game for a Chiefs and uh like they're playing in
Speaker 1: La twice and they're gonna play in Miami, and so
Speaker 1: I already put price watches on flights for those. Okay,
Speaker 1: could go and Miami be fun? Miami? Okay, I think mam.
Speaker 1: Miami's a little overrated. Through I don't Maybe I'm just
Speaker 1: not cool enough to go there. Probably not. I just
Speaker 1: don't have the right label of clothes, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Right, how many Glack games do you have? Zero? Well,
Speaker 1: you need to get one. I don't have any gold jewelry.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, not one item. Do you have anything platinum? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's a start. I think to swear a watch,
Speaker 1: you'll be good, right.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: And I definitely don't have a six pack. I buy
Speaker 1: six packs. You're paying one of those on your on
Speaker 1: your belly. Doesn't make it look like we've Also, if
Speaker 1: we don't do that, we talk about going to Dallas
Speaker 1: to go to Cosmo. I think it's called Cosmo, which
Speaker 1: is the like three hundred and sixty degree TV screen
Speaker 1: where you can watch football games. I do a cheese
Speaker 1: game down there for that. Yeah, that would be pretty
Speaker 1: pretty fun. Someone's at stay at a hotel, leave your
Speaker 1: car at the hotel. Uber to the stadium. No need
Speaker 1: to pay for parking. Yes, but you're paying for Uber right,
Speaker 1: you're getting that that peak time the serge prices. But
Speaker 1: as a driver, I get a bit of a discount,
Speaker 1: do you. I think I gotta do through some emails,
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure they sent me an email because
Speaker 1: I got my old status as a driver and that
Speaker 1: gives me discounts on their services. Or you know, I
Speaker 1: just take my car and Uber. Some people around, makes
Speaker 1: some cash while I'm at it. You know, I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I'm overing you to the game, and that's where we
Speaker 1: end because that's where I'm stayed. Then you have to
Speaker 1: pay for parking, do I yes, they don't want to us.
Speaker 1: Just sit there unattended, keep car running. I'll be right
Speaker 1: back right.
Speaker 6: And then he gets towed and then he's got to
Speaker 6: pay for that.
Speaker 1: He says, Uh, did you say we could pick up
Speaker 1: prizes on Thursdays from eleven to one?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: I want to say yes. To the best of my knowledge,
Speaker 1: that is still a thing. When we have in house tickets,
Speaker 1: a lot of them are going digital now, yeah, but
Speaker 1: sometimes some of them would do like Rockwell Holm of passes,
Speaker 1: you will have to come pick up here and those
Speaker 1: won't be in until we get closer to the event.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, nobody's told us no. Yeah, they told
Speaker 1: us no more freaking Ay Friday. They told us we're
Speaker 1: not getting an eight beer anymore, right, But they didn't
Speaker 1: tell us there's no more price pick up on Thursdays
Speaker 1: from eleven to one. Dar. So if you find yourself
Speaker 1: in a pickle, just email show at kmod dot com.
Speaker 1: We will I will help navigate that for you the
Speaker 1: best I can or worst case scenario, I'll make GIMPI
Speaker 1: hand deliver it. I'll do it. I got nothing else
Speaker 1: to do. Willing nearly anything you want to talk about,
Speaker 1: Bring up something new, go back to some Hey, Gimbia
Speaker 1: might be cheaper to fly in Uber to the stadium
Speaker 1: than Uber back to the airport. Wouldn't have to pay
Speaker 1: for parking, get a hotel or miswork. Now we have
Speaker 1: talked about that. Yeah, because you can get Southwest flights
Speaker 1: sometimes down to love Field pretty cheap. Yeah, and we've
Speaker 1: talked about that. Doing it for the Cosmo thing too
Speaker 1: is fly in Southwest Uber over to the place, drink,
Speaker 1: eat whatever, Uber back to the love Field, get on
Speaker 1: a flight and come back. I want to make it
Speaker 1: an experience, man, I want to make a weekend of it. Right.
Speaker 1: So the sounds cool, and it probably is cheaper just
Speaker 1: to buzz and buzz out, but I want to hang out.
Speaker 1: I want to do some things. I want to go
Speaker 1: to Billy Bob's while I'm down there. You know that'd
Speaker 1: be a hoot. Uh, Lindsay somebody sent a text in
Speaker 1: for Will and Nelly asking, uh, do you like the
Speaker 1: Indianapolis Colts because you are from Indiana.
Speaker 9: Great question.
Speaker 5: And no, I am a Chicago Bears fan. And I
Speaker 5: know it's weird, but I grew up closer to Chicago,
Speaker 5: so my family was Chicago Bears fans. Now my sister
Speaker 5: in law is a huge Indianapolis Colts fan because we
Speaker 5: were from Indiana.
Speaker 1: But it was that logic didn't apply for you. Huh.
Speaker 6: No, I mean it was so much.
Speaker 5: Closer going to a Chicago game forty minutes. It was
Speaker 5: three and a half hours to drive down to Indy
Speaker 5: and watch them play. So I never grew up being
Speaker 5: an indie band. Now, if the Bears are out of
Speaker 5: it and Indie's in it, sure I'll.
Speaker 1: Feel fair Weather over absolutely, will we, Lily? Anything you
Speaker 1: want to talk about, bring up something new, go back
Speaker 1: to something.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: I heard the final Dump broadcast when Promo Brady signed off.
Speaker 1: Is there going to be a future dump? And who
Speaker 1: do you think the host will be? No? And no,
Speaker 1: I am pretty sure that dump has gone the way
Speaker 1: of freaking eight Friday. I mean no, I was going
Speaker 1: through a self filter. Yeah, yeah, I guess I should
Speaker 1: probably do the same thing. I went your last Friday
Speaker 1: and couldn't make it yesterday. My dad was in surgery. Okay,
Speaker 1: but he wasn't picking it up. Just email show at
Speaker 1: cameo d dot com. I'll figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you right now. It's okay. The you're
Speaker 1: still here, it'll be waiting for you. You could pick
Speaker 1: it up next Thursday. Yeah, when your dad's not in surgery. Yeah.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: We went to a Rangers game last year in Dallas
Speaker 1: and the uber was only ten bucks to the game.
Speaker 1: I think it was maybe twenty on the way home.
Speaker 1: The Astros were in town, so it was a high
Speaker 1: demand game. Yes, that isn't the football game, right, that
Speaker 1: isn't the NFL. Yeah, but either way, I mean there's
Speaker 1: sixty nine Rangers games. There's seven or eight Cowboys games. Yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: and the Cowboys are a little bit larger than the
Speaker 1: Rangers or the Strewers. Wait, why no more freaking' a Friday?
Speaker 1: Always entertaining. Thanks, It was one of my favorite things
Speaker 1: we did. We got to hear from you guys. But uh,
Speaker 1: and we're not sure there just definitely won't be a
Speaker 1: beer element for sure. We're noodling solutions. It got told
Speaker 1: to us Thursday last week. They let us finish through yes,
Speaker 1: last four weeks Friday, and then yeah, uh murder Mary
Speaker 1: Bang or Mary Bang, kill Madonna, Pink or Miley Cyrus, Madonna, Pink,
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus lindsay.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm sure Madonna has the most money, but she's
Speaker 5: the oldest, so I'm gonna have to kill her.
Speaker 6: I'll bang Pink and Mary.
Speaker 5: Miley Damn, but I don't know if I could put
Speaker 5: up with Miley. I'll bang Miley and Mary Pink Gympie.
Speaker 1: We're killing off Anna for sure. Right, she's old, she's weird.
Speaker 1: She she just needs to go already, all right, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna murder her. I could go either
Speaker 1: way with Pink or Miley Cyrus. Uh, So I guess
Speaker 1: I want to bang Pink and then Mary Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 1: Why not? Me and her have some things in common
Speaker 1: to hang out, party and drink and smoke cigarettes and
Speaker 1: sound like lumber joinings. Right, I'm not sure who we're
Speaker 1: talking to. I don't think what you guys are saying
Speaker 1: is wrong. Like Mary, Uh, I'm marrying Pink bang Miley.
Speaker 1: Miley still feels like she's got that want to go
Speaker 1: to the club thing. Pink sounds like she's settled. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: And Madonna, I just no, no, no, I can't think
Speaker 1: of one good thing about Madonna.
Speaker 5: The immaculate collection, No great album.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, that's not a good reason. No, they all
Speaker 1: have good albums, whether your taste or not. They've been told. Yeah, yeah, Hill, Madonna, Mary, Pink,
Speaker 1: Bang Miley.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: I still like hearing the stories on Friday. You don't
Speaker 1: have to give a beer for it. I can't drink
Speaker 1: beer anyway, I hear you. We just can't call for
Speaker 1: a Friday. It's too confusing, right, you've already been trained. Uh.
Speaker 1: Did Lindsay grow up in Gary, Indiana? And is Lindsay
Speaker 1: secretly a gang member? No, I grew up in Awesome.
Speaker 1: That would be awesome if you were secretly a gang member.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, they come in raid the room. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, they are like immediately we'd all be like
Speaker 1: GIMPI and then and then and then they bring up
Speaker 1: Lindsay and her scowl like she just scowls. That would
Speaker 1: be awesome. Something I need to tell you guys. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't get to anything. She would be vile to
Speaker 1: the polarist arresting agents.
Speaker 6: Because I'm in the witness protection program.
Speaker 1: I mean, they typically don't arrest witness people in the
Speaker 1: witness protection I'm hiding. That's funny. That says we took
Speaker 1: a trolley that took us right to the stadium, and
Speaker 1: we could write it back to near a hotel. A
Speaker 1: lot of hotels do that. They do those type of
Speaker 1: stay here and we'll take you to the game for
Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah. Would you rather have a hot
Speaker 1: chick or hot man with a bad attitude or a
Speaker 1: little chubby with a great attitude?
Speaker 9: A hot dude, a little chubby with a great attitude?
Speaker 1: Nope, you didn't hear the question. She combined them all.
Speaker 1: The question is would you rather have a man with
Speaker 1: a bad attitude or a little chubby with a great attitude?
Speaker 1: A little bit chubby? Because little chubby is those are
Speaker 1: two different things. That's that thing you get at the
Speaker 1: convenience store that's got meat in it. Yeah, sure, it's
Speaker 1: called little chubb, A little chubby with a great attitude, Gimby,
Speaker 1: would you rather have a hot chick or with a
Speaker 1: bad attitude or a little chubby with a great attitude?
Speaker 1: A chunky love man, bad attitude makes you so goddamn ugly.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree. Titlement sucks. You're not fun. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I like women that look like humans, not something you
Speaker 1: see you on TV. Van Halen with David Lee Roth
Speaker 1: or Van Halen with Sammy Hagar Lindsey.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna take David le Roth.
Speaker 1: Gimby never have been a van Halen man. What yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I mean they but like to sit down like some
Speaker 1: people like these guys here. It's like those are two
Speaker 1: different times. They are dramatically different. Eras we talk about
Speaker 1: bands that continued on with the guy who was the
Speaker 1: face and they did just as good, if not better.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's pretty rare thing. Respect. I'm not
Speaker 1: beatling this one, right, I have much respect for van Halen, Okay,
Speaker 1: man Eddie and his talents, right, I just never got
Speaker 1: into him, So I couldn't really if you sat me
Speaker 1: down and played one song from each one, right, David
Speaker 1: Lee Roth and a Sami here, I don't think i'd
Speaker 1: be able to tell you which ones which. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Oh yes, I mean Hagar Era was
Speaker 1: way more radio friendly, little more synth feel to It's
Speaker 1: a completely different feel of music, not to mention, not
Speaker 1: to mention Hagar all jokes aside, pretty great vocalist, Okay.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't have anything to stand on here, man,
Speaker 1: I honestly couldn't tell you. I don't have an opinion
Speaker 1: one or the other. They're both equals in my personal book.
Speaker 5: Well, I want to say, like more, I think nineteen
Speaker 5: ninety one with Sammy wasn't it, Yes, Yeah, then I
Speaker 5: would have been more of a Sammy fan.
Speaker 1: To me, it's kind of super subjective because it depends
Speaker 1: on the type of music you like. I think with
Speaker 1: David le Roth it definitely felt a little more hair bandish, okay,
Speaker 1: And with Sammy Hagar it felt a little more like, yeah,
Speaker 1: rock band like, legit rock bandish, not so skit like
Speaker 1: because he was because he's such a character. But I
Speaker 1: think I'm more a ha guar guy Okay. Eight one
Speaker 1: two is a pretty fantastic knowledge album. For Unlaffel, Cardinal
Speaker 1: Knowledge is a pretty great album. Yeah. So, but they're
Speaker 1: both To say, it's like who's the best basketball player
Speaker 1: of all time? They're both good. They're both good, but
Speaker 1: in different respects. Metallica with Cliff Jason or Rob.
Speaker 6: I couldn't tell you the difference, but I'll take what
Speaker 6: do those people do? Drum, no guitar, no.
Speaker 1: No faith. I was wondering what else you were gonna
Speaker 1: a triangle.
Speaker 6: Bell.
Speaker 1: That's a tough one because.
Speaker 5: They do.
Speaker 1: Each and every one of those are from different eras
Speaker 1: of mata Ala, and each and every one of them
Speaker 1: sound the same yet slightly different, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think with Cliff that was more thrash metal, right,
Speaker 1: Jason Newstead, But yeah, I like I like the new
Speaker 1: guy too, right, So I'm torn on that one. I
Speaker 1: can't pick. I can't pick which one is better. I
Speaker 1: can tell you this that sat Anger was their worst
Speaker 1: album ever. But outside of which Metallica version do you like?
Speaker 1: All three of them are good, and all three of
Speaker 1: them offer different styles, and all three of them offer
Speaker 1: good goodness. So I'm I can't. I can't decide. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I think this is a whole push. It's a push, right, right,
Speaker 1: because Cliff the foundation, the base, right with an right
Speaker 1: the foundation, some people considered one of the best bass
Speaker 1: players of all time, which ispparently as a think, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: next to Jane over Jene, is that a serious question?
Speaker 1: And then you talk about Jason Newstead, who stepped in
Speaker 1: in a situation where you're like, there's no way he
Speaker 1: was going to be accepted, and he does. And then
Speaker 1: you have Rob step in and you're like, a, who's
Speaker 1: this clown in the audition? He's been there twenty over
Speaker 1: twenty years, man, he's earned every moment he gets on
Speaker 1: stage and to be considered Metallica. Yeah, probably better basis
Speaker 1: than Cliff and Jason. You may not be wrong, but
Speaker 1: I think it's a push. They're all great for different reasons.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can pick. But if I got
Speaker 1: to pick what I'm picking Rob just because he's been
Speaker 1: there for twenty years and been through a lot. Right now,
Speaker 1: has he been through the death of a band member? No?
Speaker 1: Not yet?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 1: Can they continue on Metallica if one of them die?
Speaker 1: Can they continue on? Yes? Depending on who it is?
Speaker 6: If would they though?
Speaker 1: If if James dies, no, no chance, no chance that
Speaker 1: they can carry on if Lars dies, Because you got
Speaker 1: to think about it, those are the two. Those are
Speaker 1: the two main faces of the band. Right, if Lars dies,
Speaker 1: you probably could carry on, may not be the same,
Speaker 1: be slightly different. You can find someone to emulate his
Speaker 1: drumming exactly exactly. But you can't you can't find somebody
Speaker 1: to replace James with his voice. I think you think so.
Speaker 1: I mean Alison Chains continued on and that's not laying
Speaker 1: true true, But uh, Jerry Cantrell we already know was
Speaker 1: a lot of as the major force behind that. And
Speaker 1: what was William Duvall? Is that his name? He does good,
Speaker 1: he does really good. But I think James is just
Speaker 1: so unique and to that band, I don't think it
Speaker 1: would be the same. I said the same thing about
Speaker 1: Lincoln Park two, but that Gal she's seen all right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So who would make a good if James Hetfield died
Speaker 1: and you had to pick a current rock star to
Speaker 1: put in his place. Who do you think could do it?
Speaker 1: Corey Taylor maybe I don't know, dude, Jeff Keith, I
Speaker 1: don't know, Jelly Roll John Yeah, would you still go
Speaker 1: see them? If? Even if it wasn't even emulating James,
Speaker 1: there was just a whole new guy. Yeah, but they're
Speaker 1: seeing Metallica songs and he's not getting the yeah, but
Speaker 1: he's getting close like it. It's still heavy metal, italy
Speaker 1: stilled screams like Chester. It's still is good that way.
Speaker 1: I'd see him once just to check it out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would do all right. We got to take a
Speaker 1: break and we'll be back. You're listening to the Big
Speaker 1: Mad Morning Show. So I found this list of two
Speaker 1: different things for wives that is pretty awesome, and one
Speaker 1: of them are is these are things that women got
Speaker 1: his advice to be married in the fifties. And one
Speaker 1: of them is you can find a husband, like you
Speaker 1: find a job, and only if I say so, no,
Speaker 1: like you got to go look and search and do
Speaker 1: that thing, and which some of you are going to
Speaker 1: have a hard time managing or therapeutically handling the idea
Speaker 1: that your parents didn't love each other right and they
Speaker 1: could get and they did it because they like, that's
Speaker 1: what they thought they were doing, was you know, this
Speaker 1: is not who I love. It's this is what I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to do right right. I'm supposed to get married
Speaker 1: at this age. I'm supposed to start a family, supposed
Speaker 1: to have babies. Yeah, and Jim's the only single guy
Speaker 1: in town right now because everybody else is taken. So
Speaker 1: all right, drunken Jim, come home. Uh. In nineteen fifty four,
Speaker 1: Ladies Home Journal, a single twenty nine year old woman
Speaker 1: wrote about her counseling session in a marriage readiness course
Speaker 1: at the American Institute of Family Relations. She learned that
Speaker 1: she needed to lower her expectations and prove her appearance
Speaker 1: and work on her intimacy issues. She eventually did and
Speaker 1: ended up landing a groom. Some books and some religion
Speaker 1: still push that stobby is so picky. Pretty yourself up
Speaker 1: a little bit, you'll be right.
Speaker 6: Get rid of that unibrow, Put on a skirt right.
Speaker 1: Well, makeup on the ugly another one. You need to
Speaker 1: look more attractive. Stop being so homely. Comb your hair.
Speaker 1: There were times where a woman wouldn't take her makeup
Speaker 1: off until the husband went to bed, and then would
Speaker 1: get up early to put the makeup on. That the
Speaker 1: husband should and would not see her without makeup on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some people get a tattooed on him so they don't
Speaker 1: have to wait till he goes lazy.
Speaker 5: There is a There is a girl on TikTok who
Speaker 5: she's got a huge amount of followers, and she talks
Speaker 5: about how her boyfriend has never ever seen her without
Speaker 5: her makeup on because she does take it off after
Speaker 5: he falls asleep and before he gets up, she puts
Speaker 5: it back on. She will go to the beach and
Speaker 5: puts on a full face of makeup going to the beach.
Speaker 1: What happens when she sweats it all off.
Speaker 5: She puts on a something or other clear cope it on. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and she will not get into the water. She will
Speaker 5: not go under the water.
Speaker 1: Translation she ugly.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Another one. If a husband cheats, his wife must
Speaker 1: have caused it. This is marriage advice from the fifties.
Speaker 1: If you were doing your job as a wife, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to. What's the number one text we get
Speaker 1: when we get a listener asking for advice about because
Speaker 1: their husband's cheating or something, and they're like, well, what'd
Speaker 1: you not do right?
Speaker 6: Or she's a cheating who work right?
Speaker 1: Uh? A wife is responsible for her husband's success. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: because she's supposed to support them, stand them up, be
Speaker 1: the peace behind the scenes, the piece.
Speaker 6: Yeah, be his peace.
Speaker 1: Oh the calmon. Yeah, I guess I didn't take it
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Realize how often the wrong wife can break the right man. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was in the article. I guess if you know,
Speaker 1: he's not focused at work because his old lady's a
Speaker 1: Beech kept him up all night, arguing. The example they
Speaker 1: gave is that if her husband has a tough time
Speaker 1: remembering names, she needs to learn the names of all
Speaker 1: those people. And then too, Lindsey, she just gave me
Speaker 1: the what you talking about willis face?
Speaker 9: Okay, Andy, we're going to quiz you on your coworkers.
Speaker 1: No, it's your job to step in and no the names.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna quize you on your I Yeah.
Speaker 1: But if you're like at a social gathering, you're like,
Speaker 1: this is Jim. You work with him in accounting. I
Speaker 1: know my wife's bosses name one of her good friends
Speaker 1: we've known for outworks that I know them and her husband,
Speaker 1: and I know a couple of other people. But if
Speaker 1: they came and kicked me in the balls, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Who are you right? Like? I
Speaker 1: know their name because she says them. Yeah, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I'm horrible with doing that.
Speaker 5: I'm bad with names anyway. Hey, buddy, Yeah, never forget
Speaker 5: a face.
Speaker 6: How are you good? To see you?
Speaker 1: And then a wife should treat her marriage like a career. Okay,
Speaker 1: good training, be a good cook, a good teacher, good
Speaker 1: glamor so dressed for the marriage you want, not the
Speaker 1: marriage you have. Is that the Yeah? And then I
Speaker 1: found these are unhinged things women have had to tell
Speaker 1: their husband, like I sold my engagement ring for cash,
Speaker 1: when in reality they she said she lost it and
Speaker 1: she used that money to pay for a credit card.
Speaker 1: So she told had to tell her husband she sold
Speaker 1: the engagement ring. Okay, but I'm going to be pretty
Speaker 1: pissed at that. Yeah, she sold it, for sure. I'd
Speaker 1: rather you lose it than sell it. I'd rather you
Speaker 1: tell me you have a debt. You got that too, Well,
Speaker 1: we can figure that out. But this says that they
Speaker 1: had a debt on a card and another card he
Speaker 1: didn't know about which wild and she sold it to
Speaker 1: pay the debt. No, she said she lost it, correct,
Speaker 1: but she actually sold it. Okay. Yeah, I was getting
Speaker 1: a little mixed up there.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: This said she had to tell her husband I had
Speaker 1: a bad hangover. Quote, well, my ex thought that I
Speaker 1: was sick a lot when I was really just drunk
Speaker 1: or hungover. I've there. Oh, scab it.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: Another one that she had to say, I was seeing
Speaker 1: his ex. I knew he was seeing his ex behind
Speaker 1: my back. Oh damn. That's not cool. There's a small
Speaker 1: chance that our daughter isn't his. And she had to
Speaker 1: tell him, Yeah, you had. She had to tell him
Speaker 1: that I got drunken on a one night's stand after
Speaker 1: a fight we had shortly after our wedding. Oh shortly, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: and I found out I was pregnant a month later. Okay,
Speaker 1: yo yo yo. So you did not only did you cheat,
Speaker 1: you had unprotected sex, because those are two different offenses.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, not only did you have no care for
Speaker 1: our situation, but you then thought you could just bring
Speaker 1: that stank here. Yeah, and no telling how many times
Speaker 1: you smashed it before she told you. So now you're
Speaker 1: getting dirty leftovers. Uh, had to say she was out
Speaker 1: telling her husband she was having an affair. Okay, this
Speaker 1: Tex says I had a very casual affair. Huh. They're
Speaker 1: interesting adjective. M h. Casual for a really long time
Speaker 1: at the end of my first marriage. To this day,
Speaker 1: I still don't know if my ex ever knew or
Speaker 1: if you just chose to not see it. Ah, that's
Speaker 1: possible to I was not taking my birth control. That's conniving.
Speaker 1: That is some mister Burns type of it is planning
Speaker 1: and plotting well, I mean not taking the birth control
Speaker 1: hoping your husband knocks you up, but come to find
Speaker 1: out it was the other dude they got you. Well,
Speaker 1: that plan backfired, didn't it. Uh? I never put him
Speaker 1: in my will. Do you get upset with that about that?
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys are married. You would think, don't
Speaker 1: put me in the wild. That's fine, I'll contest it.
Speaker 1: We're married. Yeah, I get half good. I don't get
Speaker 1: your avon perfume bottles. And then this other one, which
Speaker 1: I don't think is a big deal, but I was
Speaker 1: married before him. I think you got to disclose that
Speaker 1: you should, and if you don't, I think that's sus Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's like, what else are you hiding? That's a
Speaker 1: pretty big deal. Marriage is a pretty big deal. It
Speaker 1: is a big deal, but the fact that you're divorced
Speaker 1: is not. But you hiding it makes it a monster deal,
Speaker 1: right exactly? Because why do you need to hide it
Speaker 1: unless you were married to like the mob, right or
Speaker 1: your uncle? No? I want to know, yeah, definitely, I
Speaker 1: want to know why because normally, you know, family hugs
Speaker 1: each other, and if you were married to your uncle
Speaker 1: and he hangs a little longer keeps his arm around you. Now,
Speaker 1: that would explain a lot. And I could be like,
Speaker 1: do you stick around if you were no, No, we're
Speaker 1: not no.
Speaker 9: No, do you disclose if you had plastic surgery?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Yes, I think he did too.
Speaker 1: Uh well, I guess it could depend in medical history.
Speaker 1: What kind of plastic surgery? Talking about it, we're talking about,
Speaker 1: you know, a boob enhancement, a boob job, or are
Speaker 1: we talking about you changed your face? And either I
Speaker 1: think any of them changed the face maybe, but boo
Speaker 1: job I'd probably get past. I'd be like, tell me
Speaker 1: about that. Uh one, you don't have to tell me, right,
Speaker 1: that feels like an easy one. Yeah, but mostly because
Speaker 1: I want to know if you had surgery on your
Speaker 1: leg for whatever reason playing soccer, you wouldn't care, But
Speaker 1: to hide the others is bizarre. And I should know
Speaker 1: your medical history. I should know a broad stroke of
Speaker 1: your medical history. If we're together married, if she gets
Speaker 1: lady a plastic you want to know about that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't care. Okay, a big deal, it's not I said, like,
Speaker 1: what's what kind of plastic surgery? Well, you don't have
Speaker 1: to give me details of why, and what it was
Speaker 1: like before big roast beef. Look like somebody punched a design. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't need I don't need to know all that,
Speaker 1: but I think it's important to be like, I've had
Speaker 1: some plastic surgery. Huh.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just think like, well, I did have rhinoplasty done
Speaker 5: because my nose was so huge, And it's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'd want to know that because if we're going to
Speaker 5: have children, is my child going to be born.
Speaker 1: With a huge nose? You know? Wait? So you would?
Speaker 1: You would? You would? That would be a red flag
Speaker 1: for you too, if they had surgery on their nose
Speaker 1: because they had some shock.
Speaker 5: There has been cases like that, like the chinaman that
Speaker 5: divorced his wife because when his kids were born, none
Speaker 5: of the kids came out looking like either one of them,
Speaker 5: and come to find out it was because she had
Speaker 5: a bunch of plastic surgery.
Speaker 1: Well that's apples and oranges. You used one example to
Speaker 1: someone who's had gazillions, and you used, if they have
Speaker 1: a big nose, I wouldn't want to be with them.
Speaker 1: We know what type you have, Lindsay, and it's not them. Wow.
Speaker 1: So never ceases to amaze me. You you you know
Speaker 1: these are on right. You know these microphones work, do
Speaker 1: they They didn't for like forty minutes. All right, we
Speaker 1: gotta take a break. We'll be back.