Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco one on
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Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Get your voting for which rise Against song
Speaker 2: you want us to play? At nine? There's three of
Speaker 2: them to choose from. And how do we pick the
Speaker 2: Welcome to Rockville winner? We just randomly pick somebody the
Speaker 2: wheel of randomness. We spin this big old wheel and
Speaker 2: then just go hunk. That's me, point in my finger.
Speaker 2: That's what that hoop was.
Speaker 3: A hospital administrator here in Florida arrived to work to
Speaker 3: find it kind of an unusual scene on the sidewalk
Speaker 3: near the entrance to uh hospital.
Speaker 2: Somebody bleeding.
Speaker 3: Well, no, that wouldn't be an unusual thing. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's a hospital, after all, on a sidewalk bleed and
Speaker 3: it would be an emergency room drop off. You know,
Speaker 3: we've seen the movies. Yeah, No, it was a possum
Speaker 3: walking in circles rapidly. Uh, And it just kept walking
Speaker 3: in circles and walking in circles. And when the administrator
Speaker 3: went back of several hours later, the possum was still
Speaker 3: walking in circles.
Speaker 2: You got a call a vet or something like that.
Speaker 2: I think that maybe it went to the hospital because
Speaker 2: it has high blood pressure from walking in circles.
Speaker 3: Actually, the administrator did call someone from a place called
Speaker 3: A little Bit Wildlife Rescue, who one of their representatives
Speaker 3: name Elizabeth Azarello, showed up, drove over an hour to
Speaker 3: get there. Elizabeth got the uh, the critter in her
Speaker 3: custody and suspected she knew what was going on with him,
Speaker 3: but he might have a little ear infection going on,
Speaker 3: have some possum vertico happening. And well, she took the
Speaker 3: possum with her and give him some antibiotics, and I
Speaker 3: guess things got better.
Speaker 2: Kept him inside, monitoring him. So this is just some
Speaker 2: purinam yond Ken Doug.
Speaker 1: We just got like every new drink in it.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, quit looking, just floppy out the ears.
Speaker 2: So he's eating now. Checked him complete, I find nothing
Speaker 2: on him.
Speaker 1: He's got a couple of little old scratches.
Speaker 4: He had a tick on him.
Speaker 1: He was doing doing better.
Speaker 2: Why did she have to go to the baby tacos?
Speaker 2: Thinking she has such a little subtle voice, a.
Speaker 3: Little possum eric going on taco.
Speaker 2: She should read the little kids with that voice until
Speaker 2: she gets to that.
Speaker 3: You need.
Speaker 2: Don't talk cutesy to animals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're real cute till they show their possum teeth.
Speaker 2: Oh god, man, possum. Those are one thing. Then I
Speaker 2: kind of not one thing, obviously, I have a lot
Speaker 2: of different things I'm you know, not too fond of,
Speaker 2: but no like scared of, like roaches and such. But
Speaker 2: possum hissing at you. It's worse when I used to
Speaker 2: catch them and I traps and then go release them
Speaker 2: out in the wild and they you you're up in
Speaker 2: that trap and you just want to jump jump up
Speaker 2: on something high.
Speaker 3: Are the possum is the one that make that weird
Speaker 3: howling noise that you hear always hear off in the distance.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking like coyote type stuff like.
Speaker 2: That sounds like an owl.
Speaker 3: The owls are more like who.
Speaker 4: What not?
Speaker 3: I don't think that.
Speaker 2: So this the little guy with the ear infection was
Speaker 2: doing the exact opposite of playing possum.
Speaker 3: I'm okay with possums. Armadillo's are a different story. Them
Speaker 3: some bitches. I don't mind Armadillo's besides the leprosy. They
Speaker 3: care destroyed my backyard many years ago. Then I destroyed
Speaker 3: them Armadilla's.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, there are pain when it comes to
Speaker 2: your yard, but my yard sucks anyway.
Speaker 3: See, you've heard the term doom scrolling, right, you just
Speaker 3: endlessly scroll on your phone. Okay, Yeah, Now there's doom spending.
Speaker 3: Apparently Americans are self soothing by shelling out cash. It's
Speaker 3: not happen. Twenty seven percent of Americans doom spend to
Speaker 3: cope with stress. Forty percent of people doom spend more
Speaker 3: now than they did a year ago. It's basically spending
Speaker 3: money you don't have and know you shouldn't be spending
Speaker 3: what you do anyway. Yeah, to receive a an immediate,
Speaker 3: you know, satisfaction from a new purchase. The numbers highest
Speaker 3: with gen zers and millennials.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like being on Amazon, just cruise along
Speaker 2: and saying, you know, I could use that, I could
Speaker 2: use this, I get that thing, and I've showed it
Speaker 2: to you before. Offers dot Com and every day I
Speaker 2: get a new email with these different offers, and I
Speaker 2: have scooped up some really good deals. Remember I saved
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars on my Blackstone. But it's also kind
Speaker 2: of addictive.
Speaker 3: Are they gonna have today?
Speaker 2: I would never even wear crocs, but now.
Speaker 3: You find yourself. I might buy a paradox. Maybe my
Speaker 3: wife for kidding on them. They don't want them. Dude.
Speaker 3: I had the spy evidence again this week. And my
Speaker 3: buddy were just sitting out Saturday watching college football bs
Speaker 3: and drinking some beers, and he mentioned that his wife
Speaker 3: might be looking to buy a some sort of Jeep whatever.
Speaker 2: It popped up all over your phone, right on.
Speaker 3: My phone the next day, all of a sudden, it's
Speaker 3: setting me messages about Jeep Grand Cherokees and stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't need a Jeep Grand Cherokee. You watch now,
Speaker 2: it's gonna pop up on a computer. Earlier during the show,
Speaker 2: right at the beginning of the show, we were talking
Speaker 2: about how I started watching the Penguin yesterday. I know
Speaker 2: I'm late to the game, but I started watching it.
Speaker 2: There's a penguin add about twenty minutes later.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, I asked in a little bit of
Speaker 3: a tease earlier, you think someone could survive falling off
Speaker 3: a skyscraper.
Speaker 2: Obviously somebody did, right.
Speaker 3: No, No, but Ai apparently thinks that there's a way
Speaker 3: to do that and offers up some tips.
Speaker 4: If you fall off a skyscraper, there are a few
Speaker 4: things you can do to increase your chances of survival. First,
Speaker 4: relax your body by moving your arms and legs.
Speaker 3: Like you're gonna think to do all this stuff as
Speaker 3: you're hurtling towards earth in the concrete to.
Speaker 2: Keep them loose.
Speaker 4: Then aim to land on something that can break your fall,
Speaker 4: like a tree instead of the concrete pot.
Speaker 3: You're not wearing a wingsuit, buddy, And how are you
Speaker 3: finding a tree in downtown?
Speaker 2: Well, position yourself.
Speaker 4: To land on your feet, distribute the shock your legs,
Speaker 4: but try to roll upon impact to reduce injury.
Speaker 3: So you got it. You want to loosen up your
Speaker 3: arms and legs, and then you want to aim towards
Speaker 3: something to break your fall, like a tree. And when
Speaker 3: you finally have positioned yourself to crash through the tree,
Speaker 3: then position yourself to try to land on your feet
Speaker 3: to evenly distribute the impact.
Speaker 2: I think I'm just giving up. I'm just going cannonball style.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make that sidewalk, make a cannonball wave, maximum impact.
Speaker 3: I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Over somebody's nice bends. You'd never believe what happened in
Speaker 2: my car today. I gotta call Farmers. They think they've
Speaker 2: seen it all. It's some scrawny guy turn into a
Speaker 2: cannonball coming off the This massive building, Guardian Skstation is
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