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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Idiots, all right? Hey, fifteen minutes or so, if you

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<v Speaker 3>haven't voted for you say we play it yet? Please

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<v Speaker 3>do your votes on the JR Facebook page might win

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<v Speaker 3>you four day passes for Welcome to Rockville.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm. Get your voting for which rise Against song

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<v Speaker 2>you want us to play? At nine? There's three of

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<v Speaker 2>them to choose from. And how do we pick the

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Rockville winner? We just randomly pick somebody the

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<v Speaker 2>wheel of randomness. We spin this big old wheel and

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<v Speaker 2>then just go hunk. That's me, point in my finger.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what that hoop was.

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<v Speaker 3>A hospital administrator here in Florida arrived to work to

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<v Speaker 3>find it kind of an unusual scene on the sidewalk

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<v Speaker 3>near the entrance to uh hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody bleeding.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, that wouldn't be an unusual thing. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a hospital, after all, on a sidewalk bleed and

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<v Speaker 3>it would be an emergency room drop off. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>we've seen the movies. Yeah, No, it was a possum

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<v Speaker 3>walking in circles rapidly. Uh, And it just kept walking

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<v Speaker 3>in circles and walking in circles. And when the administrator

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<v Speaker 3>went back of several hours later, the possum was still

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<v Speaker 3>walking in circles.

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<v Speaker 2>You got a call a vet or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that maybe it went to the hospital because

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<v Speaker 2>it has high blood pressure from walking in circles.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, the administrator did call someone from a place called

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<v Speaker 3>A little Bit Wildlife Rescue, who one of their representatives

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<v Speaker 3>name Elizabeth Azarello, showed up, drove over an hour to

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<v Speaker 3>get there. Elizabeth got the uh, the critter in her

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<v Speaker 3>custody and suspected she knew what was going on with him,

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<v Speaker 3>but he might have a little ear infection going on,

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<v Speaker 3>have some possum vertico happening. And well, she took the

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<v Speaker 3>possum with her and give him some antibiotics, and I

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<v Speaker 3>guess things got better.

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<v Speaker 2>Kept him inside, monitoring him. So this is just some

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<v Speaker 2>purinam yond Ken Doug.

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<v Speaker 1>We just got like every new drink in it.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm like, quit looking, just floppy out the ears.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's eating now. Checked him complete, I find nothing

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<v Speaker 2>on him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a couple of little old scratches.

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<v Speaker 4>He had a tick on him.

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<v Speaker 1>He was doing doing better.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did she have to go to the baby tacos?

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking she has such a little subtle voice, a.

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<v Speaker 3>Little possum eric going on taco.

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<v Speaker 2>She should read the little kids with that voice until

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<v Speaker 2>she gets to that.

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<v Speaker 3>You need.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't talk cutesy to animals.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're real cute till they show their possum teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, man, possum. Those are one thing. Then I

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<v Speaker 2>kind of not one thing, obviously, I have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of different things I'm you know, not too fond of,

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<v Speaker 2>but no like scared of, like roaches and such. But

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<v Speaker 2>possum hissing at you. It's worse when I used to

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<v Speaker 2>catch them and I traps and then go release them

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<v Speaker 2>out in the wild and they you you're up in

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<v Speaker 2>that trap and you just want to jump jump up

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<v Speaker 2>on something high.

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<v Speaker 3>Are the possum is the one that make that weird

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<v Speaker 3>howling noise that you hear always hear off in the distance.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not talking like coyote type stuff like.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds like an owl.

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<v Speaker 3>The owls are more like who.

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<v Speaker 4>What not?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think that.

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<v Speaker 2>So this the little guy with the ear infection was

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<v Speaker 2>doing the exact opposite of playing possum.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm okay with possums. Armadillo's are a different story. Them

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<v Speaker 3>some bitches. I don't mind Armadillo's besides the leprosy. They

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<v Speaker 3>care destroyed my backyard many years ago. Then I destroyed

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<v Speaker 3>them Armadilla's.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, there are pain when it comes to

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<v Speaker 2>your yard, but my yard sucks anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>See, you've heard the term doom scrolling, right, you just

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<v Speaker 3>endlessly scroll on your phone. Okay, Yeah, Now there's doom spending.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently Americans are self soothing by shelling out cash. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not happen. Twenty seven percent of Americans doom spend to

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<v Speaker 3>cope with stress. Forty percent of people doom spend more

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<v Speaker 3>now than they did a year ago. It's basically spending

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<v Speaker 3>money you don't have and know you shouldn't be spending

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<v Speaker 3>what you do anyway. Yeah, to receive a an immediate,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, satisfaction from a new purchase. The numbers highest

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<v Speaker 3>with gen zers and millennials.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of like being on Amazon, just cruise along

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<v Speaker 2>and saying, you know, I could use that, I could

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<v Speaker 2>use this, I get that thing, and I've showed it

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<v Speaker 2>to you before. Offers dot Com and every day I

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<v Speaker 2>get a new email with these different offers, and I

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<v Speaker 2>have scooped up some really good deals. Remember I saved

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred dollars on my Blackstone. But it's also kind

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<v Speaker 2>of addictive.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they gonna have today?

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<v Speaker 2>I would never even wear crocs, but now.

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<v Speaker 3>You find yourself. I might buy a paradox. Maybe my

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<v Speaker 3>wife for kidding on them. They don't want them. Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I had the spy evidence again this week. And my

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<v Speaker 3>buddy were just sitting out Saturday watching college football bs

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<v Speaker 3>and drinking some beers, and he mentioned that his wife

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<v Speaker 3>might be looking to buy a some sort of Jeep whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>It popped up all over your phone, right on.

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<v Speaker 3>My phone the next day, all of a sudden, it's

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<v Speaker 3>setting me messages about Jeep Grand Cherokees and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need a Jeep Grand Cherokee. You watch now,

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna pop up on a computer. Earlier during the show,

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<v Speaker 2>right at the beginning of the show, we were talking

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<v Speaker 2>about how I started watching the Penguin yesterday. I know

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<v Speaker 2>I'm late to the game, but I started watching it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a penguin add about twenty minutes later.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not kidding, I asked in a little bit of

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<v Speaker 3>a tease earlier, you think someone could survive falling off

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<v Speaker 3>a skyscraper.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously somebody did, right.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, but Ai apparently thinks that there's a way

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<v Speaker 3>to do that and offers up some tips.

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<v Speaker 4>If you fall off a skyscraper, there are a few

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<v Speaker 4>things you can do to increase your chances of survival. First,

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<v Speaker 4>relax your body by moving your arms and legs.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you're gonna think to do all this stuff as

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<v Speaker 3>you're hurtling towards earth in the concrete to.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep them loose.

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<v Speaker 4>Then aim to land on something that can break your fall,

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<v Speaker 4>like a tree instead of the concrete pot.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not wearing a wingsuit, buddy, And how are you

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<v Speaker 3>finding a tree in downtown?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, position yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>To land on your feet, distribute the shock your legs,

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<v Speaker 4>but try to roll upon impact to reduce injury.

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<v Speaker 3>So you got it. You want to loosen up your

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<v Speaker 3>arms and legs, and then you want to aim towards

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<v Speaker 3>something to break your fall, like a tree. And when

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<v Speaker 3>you finally have positioned yourself to crash through the tree,

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<v Speaker 3>then position yourself to try to land on your feet

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<v Speaker 3>to evenly distribute the impact.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm just giving up. I'm just going cannonball style.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make that sidewalk, make a cannonball wave, maximum impact.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>Over somebody's nice bends. You'd never believe what happened in

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<v Speaker 2>my car today. I gotta call Farmers. They think they've

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<v Speaker 2>seen it all. It's some scrawny guy turn into a

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<v Speaker 2>cannonball coming off the This massive building, Guardian Skstation is

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<v Speaker 2>w JR R