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<v Speaker 1>This test is a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>H Skinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Today I received an education and how children really learn

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<v Speaker 1>by seeing their principal run around on top of a

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<v Speaker 1>shipping container. So children, put down your answer sheet and

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<v Speaker 1>drop that number two. And yes, I know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>I've learned so much today. This is my school and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm throwing out the test.

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<v Speaker 3>From a brainy dust god.

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<v Speaker 4>Four Finger discount Ude.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to four Finger Discount, the podcast where we review

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<v Speaker 2>season twenty of The Simpsons.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh down season twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's down on season twenty. Everything's down. No, No one

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<v Speaker 2>likes Season twenty the Simpsons. It seems it just feels

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<v Speaker 2>like this is the point where people. I was saying

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<v Speaker 2>to you this to you off the air before I'm

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<v Speaker 2>down it. By the way, Oh I'm guy. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>was saying to you that. It feels like season twenty

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<v Speaker 2>is when it felt like people really genuinely stopped not

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<v Speaker 2>caring about the Simpsons. But just maybe you're caring as

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<v Speaker 2>the word.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're talking about people, we're talking about us. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to be here shouldering the burden for all

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<v Speaker 3>us sinners. We're going to be looking through season twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Each and every episode digging in.

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<v Speaker 3>The dirt looking for those gold nuggets of entertainment and

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<v Speaker 3>humor and whatever, and I don't know did we find any,

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<v Speaker 3>and how the test was one?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's find out. We're talking about how the test was one,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, how the test was one? Indeed, Now,

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<v Speaker 2>before we get into this review, though, yesterday was April

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<v Speaker 2>Fool's Day, I want to throw an apology out of

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<v Speaker 2>everyone who follows our page. And I felt very bad

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<v Speaker 2>when I wrote it. I felt even worse when I

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<v Speaker 2>clicked post. But essentially I wrote an April Fools stroke

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<v Speaker 2>that said the Simpsons Hit and Run is finally getting

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<v Speaker 2>a sequel. Now, if you're a Simpsons fan, that's the

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<v Speaker 2>one thing you don't really joke about. But I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, screw it, I'm going to do it anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>You went there, I did. I went there and people

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<v Speaker 2>weren't impressed. We didn't lose followers, which is good. That

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<v Speaker 2>is good. We don't want to be losing anything. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to be losing any indeed. But the thing

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<v Speaker 2>is that I just wanted to throw an apology at

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<v Speaker 2>to everyone who was fooled by it, because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I felt bad. But it is April Fool's Day, and

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<v Speaker 2>the purpose of April Fol's Day is to make fools

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<v Speaker 2>of people. Were you April fooled at all by the

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<v Speaker 2>by anybody? No? Not really, I think I did it

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<v Speaker 2>was it's a funny story for continuing. No, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have an ending funny to say, as you know,

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<v Speaker 3>So tell us your funny story. You you fooled someone

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<v Speaker 3>or you got full I got fooled. Yeah, so this

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<v Speaker 3>will be extra in a place that I never thought

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be fooled.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. Oh, So I took Elliott to school. He goes

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<v Speaker 2>to a primary school, local primary school, and he always

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<v Speaker 2>wants to do is play footy. That kid all he

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to do was be outside in the over playing footy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's great at school. I shipped it to Elliot. By

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<v Speaker 2>the way, so his expected range of reading is to

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<v Speaker 2>be between one hundred and eighteen hundred and twenty four

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<v Speaker 2>or something two hundred and seventy gosh, maths range was

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<v Speaker 2>like between one hundred and twenty one hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 2>three hundred and thirteen. That's like, well, not Elliott.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand any of those numbers, but they sound

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<v Speaker 3>like his numbers are higher than expect your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so he's doing well in the classroom and he's

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<v Speaker 2>smashing it in sport as well. The pe teacher was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this kid unbelievable. Anyway, if you love early so much

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<v Speaker 2>when you're marrying, I mean that's his son. A little

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<v Speaker 2>bit weird, but anyway, Yeah, so he's doing all he

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<v Speaker 2>wants to do ab outside kicking the footy, right, so

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<v Speaker 2>then I'd rather be doing this run. I dropped him off.

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<v Speaker 2>He's walking into his classroom as I'm walking out with

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<v Speaker 2>the parent with the parents, the teacher. So the principal

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<v Speaker 2>of the primary school shout out to mister Holloway, fantastic. Principle,

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<v Speaker 2>could not think any more highly of him. He's just

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<v Speaker 2>he's great at what he does, right, he has known

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<v Speaker 2>how as we're saying tension, kids don't forget, as we

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<v Speaker 2>discussed in the newsletter this week, which kids don't read

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<v Speaker 2>the newsletters. Obviously, as we discussed the newsletter this week, today,

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<v Speaker 2>there will be no playtime on the oval. Oval is

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<v Speaker 2>out of hounds and be no outside play. As we discussed,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to be practicing homework club during recess and

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<v Speaker 2>lunch break. Parents all look at each other going, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>what what what? What? What was? What? What? What newsletter?

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<v Speaker 2>When was this said? Some parents start storming to the

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<v Speaker 2>to the So even I was annoyed as well. So

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<v Speaker 2>I caught Nick on the phone going did I let

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<v Speaker 2>the kids outside? Can you believe this? What's going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>That's outrageous? How are we supposed to make Ali want

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<v Speaker 2>to do homework when the homework is sort of joined

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<v Speaker 2>with not being able to go outside and play. So

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<v Speaker 2>I go home and I didn't find it that the

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<v Speaker 2>parents going there TI later on. So I go home angry, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm sitting and thinking, oh, well, he'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>All the other kids will be outside either. I pick

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<v Speaker 2>him up and I'm like, so did you to stay inside? Old?

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<v Speaker 2>He goes no, it was mister Holloway. On April four.

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<v Speaker 2>He got me.

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<v Speaker 1>He got me.

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<v Speaker 2>Good. April four though, that's pretty good. I've never known

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<v Speaker 2>a teacher principal to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're right, because you don't expect it from that

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<v Speaker 3>particular framework. I trusted you with my child's education and

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<v Speaker 3>my own sense of you, and.

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<v Speaker 2>He got me as well. I was like, what a joke,

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<v Speaker 2>Well done, mate, Well done, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't do it too often, or maybe you do

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<v Speaker 3>it too often, but Principal Holloway, what a lord.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're here today. But actually one more thing. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got Jet here. Jet has returned. So I actually think

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<v Speaker 2>I mentioned the podcast that Jet was put to sleep

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<v Speaker 2>just past aw ways ago. So there's been a tough

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<v Speaker 2>time here at Fourthing a Discount, which is why things

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<v Speaker 2>have been late and whatnot. So I apologize for that.

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<v Speaker 2>But Jet, you can see you on the camera about

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<v Speaker 2>him cremated. He's only in his little cardboardox at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>He's proper cremation boxes on its way. But yeah, shirt

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<v Speaker 2>to Jetty, he's here with us.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm wonder if I should make a joke that is

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<v Speaker 3>in semi bad taste. You know how much I love

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<v Speaker 3>Jet Way for it. It's like my dog's a box.

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<v Speaker 2>A box anyway, but Ali and I'd love it. Takes

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<v Speaker 2>the box to put it next to his bed at night,

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<v Speaker 2>and I should hope. So, So Jet's been here since

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<v Speaker 2>the beginning of Fourthing a Discount and it wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>the same without him. Last week had to record a

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<v Speaker 2>show without him and just felt weird. So he'll be

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<v Speaker 2>here with us every single episode on the table here.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to do a bunch of farting in the

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<v Speaker 3>in the studio to sort of make up for the

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<v Speaker 3>absence of Jet. I have my former cats, Jackson and

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<v Speaker 3>Charlie in little boxes like this, little containers.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to have our pals around it is. Indeed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>good boy Jet, Yes, good boy Jet. Indeed. So how

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<v Speaker 2>the test was one? This was an episode that I

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<v Speaker 2>actually didn't mind actually to all that much. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>the Homer story was actually quite obvious, but still quite entertaining.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have preferred. So the basic just of the

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<v Speaker 2>episode is what happens. What happens in the episode is

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<v Speaker 2>Homer forgets to mail the insurance claim. Is it life insurance,

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<v Speaker 2>home insurance? What? I think it's home and contents? But look,

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<v Speaker 2>why would that impact him off viability or liability insurance? Maybe? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he forgets to post it. Matt Marge asking to post it,

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't do it, and he must go a day

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<v Speaker 2>without hurting himself because he's now financially liable for his

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<v Speaker 2>own injuries. Meanwhile, the school has organized the I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's the Vice president Academic test or something along those lines,

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<v Speaker 2>and they send all Enough he's out with Skinner to

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<v Speaker 2>Capital City to prevent them from bringing down them the

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<v Speaker 2>average the scores average because it dictates how much money,

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<v Speaker 2>how much school funding they get. Unfortunately, Lisa is even

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<v Speaker 2>struggling with the test, so we see Lisa struggling with

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<v Speaker 2>the test as well. So the Homer story, as I

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<v Speaker 2>mentioned here, was not posting in life insurance. I actually

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<v Speaker 2>quite enjoyed this. I would have preferred if it was

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<v Speaker 2>more focused on him not injuring himself, but I think

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<v Speaker 2>they kind of got the out of the way early.

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<v Speaker 2>And actually it wasn't terrible him trying to prevent other

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<v Speaker 2>people from getting hurt in his house. I was all

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<v Speaker 2>for that.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that was, actually, yeah, a better element of

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<v Speaker 3>the story, did you ak? I thought they actually did

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<v Speaker 3>that really well, and it wasn't something that I expected.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's always good to be surprised, except, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>when you're taking your kid to school and they're told.

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<v Speaker 2>They've got homework club rather than playtime. I heard homework Coluver.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what is going on here? Mather Bridge

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<v Speaker 2>is going to share? Yes, so yeah, but I hear

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<v Speaker 2>what you're saying too. And it also kind of makes

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<v Speaker 2>sense that Homer would want to lay low. He wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to be out living a normal day, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>potentially potentially hurting himself. That he realizes he's made it

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<v Speaker 2>to work, Oh I missed this, So he doesn't go

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<v Speaker 2>to where he goes home? Well, yeah, but that's pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much part of the course. Does he actually still work?

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<v Speaker 2>Does he actually have a job yet? So for him

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<v Speaker 3>His way back from the plant to because where he's

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<v Speaker 3>trying to drop it off at the actual office, and

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<v Speaker 3>they're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's one of my trivia questions. Why was the

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<v Speaker 2>guy out back at three pm? Oh no, he's back

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<v Speaker 2>at three pm. No idea, stopping his daughter's wedding. That's

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<v Speaker 2>actually pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Shame on me for not remembering that or paying as

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<v Speaker 3>much as close attention as I should have. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 3>for him to have to be yeah, not just in

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<v Speaker 3>a controlled environment, actually out in the world where bad

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<v Speaker 2>Happen to you.

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<v Speaker 3>But then even making it home is like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>it's even worse in here, or I'm seeing danger everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>That was something I really enjoyed about the episode. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm kind of jumping on my favorite moments here. But no,

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<v Speaker 3>I like the I like the A story with the

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<v Speaker 3>whole testing thing, even the A one story or a

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<v Speaker 3>minor story what with Lisa sort of having her rice,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's part of the test, part of the test story,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's also its own little ad dout.

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<v Speaker 2>The Skinner story was quite fun as well. I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, yeah, I like you know what, I like

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<v Speaker 2>he In this episode, Skinner finally earned some respect back

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<v Speaker 2>that I feel like he's been lacking for maybe five

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<v Speaker 2>six seasons now. I'm so sick of him being the simp.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it's very much that he's just the whipping

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<v Speaker 2>Buy Well Barton particular. No one fears him anymore, and

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<v Speaker 2>Golden Ear, he was seen as, you know, the guy

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's also yeah, back in the back in those

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<v Speaker 3>early stages, he's an authority figure that you're making fun of,

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<v Speaker 2>Risks with that, or there are stakes with that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, but Wood pull his pranks or whatever doing graffiti,

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<v Speaker 2>as a result, whereas now just yeah, we just make

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't trust them to continue that onto the

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<v Speaker 2>next episode. And even throughout the majority of this episode,

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<v Speaker 2>they were still treating him the way they have been

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<v Speaker 2>treating for the last previous seasons. But by the end,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like our skin is using smarts and using stuff

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<v Speaker 2>that you can learn at school in a cool way.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it did, and it also tied into the underlying

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<v Speaker 3>this test. Plot lines like this, not that these tests

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<v Speaker 3>don't mean shit, but you know, if you're going to

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<v Speaker 3>educate people, educate them properly and educate them in ways

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<v Speaker 3>that are going to benefit them in all ways, And.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't base your self worth on what you get on

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<v Speaker 2>a test. How many people fail we call it, they

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<v Speaker 2>call it high st they call hig school, they call

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<v Speaker 2>highchool America. Yeah, fail high school, don't even complete high school.

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<v Speaker 2>They're still gone to succeed. Of course, you've got to

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<v Speaker 2>well to succeed. But the thing is, if you don't

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, And it's incumbent and maybe upon the school

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<v Speaker 3>system as well or the people that you have around

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<v Speaker 3>you are sort of guiding your future. It's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let's find something else for you to do. What are

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<v Speaker 3>you good at. Let's try and identify that early, and

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<v Speaker 3>love for a living or do something that you enjoy

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<v Speaker 3>doing every day. What's that old saying is like find

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<v Speaker 3>a job you love.

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<v Speaker 2>And you'll never work at the right day. Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 2>that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I mean I've always been a remind It's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>You might have an aptitude for, and let's steer you

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<v Speaker 2>in the direction. We're going to make a little scratch

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<v Speaker 2>doing that. One thing I also always try to instill

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<v Speaker 2>an Alley, even as early as now, is the teachers

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<v Speaker 2>are your friend. Don't look at the teachers they're teaching.

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<v Speaker 2>You might be boring, it might seem they're being mean,

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<v Speaker 2>but they are doing it because they want you to succeed.

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<v Speaker 2>They want you to learn. Their goal in life is

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<v Speaker 2>to help you achieve goals in life. That's they go

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<v Speaker 2>to school so they can teach you things. So Elliott,

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<v Speaker 2>he always respects a teacher, even more so in high school.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're in high school. Yeah, I know everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a teenager. By the time we get to year

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<v Speaker 2>twelve here in a stride, we get to year twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>By time you get year even year twelve, you realize

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<v Speaker 2>those teachers that we hated, they're actually really great and

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<v Speaker 2>they just want us to succeed and they want the

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<v Speaker 2>best for us. How it would just be nice to them?

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<v Speaker 2>I remember in year twelve. We're friends of all the teachers.

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<v Speaker 2>You realize, Oh fuck, without these guys, we're nothing, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we need these people. Yeah, so always look, always respect

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<v Speaker 2>your teachers. That's what I try to say to Elliott.

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<v Speaker 2>Teachers are there for a reason. They want you to succeed.

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<v Speaker 2>That's their goal in life. It should be yours to

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<v Speaker 2>make their life easier as a result. It's a good philosophy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, my favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>What were your favorite moments from the episode. I had

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<v Speaker 2>a few lines that I really enjoyed. I really liked

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<v Speaker 2>Helen love Joy Forever, the gossiper right talking about Kleidus.

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<v Speaker 2>I just love that she's feeding his slop to another

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<v Speaker 2>woman's pick. It's like there's double meetings there. But I

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I mean that whole book club meeting turning

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<v Speaker 3>into a Final Destination sequel.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought was pretty good. Yeah. Oh I didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>pick up on that as well. Yeah, every sort of

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<v Speaker 2>mask I saw your post about Final Destination six. Is

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<v Speaker 2>it five or six? Yeah? It's five films, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't there now.

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<v Speaker 3>They've made five films and now they're doing it's not

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<v Speaker 3>been a number. It's called Final Destination Bloodlines.

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<v Speaker 2>I am going to have a marathon of these movies.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna sit there mondaychoose, and I'm going to watch

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<v Speaker 2>them all because I remember loving the first one. The

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<v Speaker 2>second one still haunts me, haunts everybody. No, everyone always says,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't drive down the highway behind a truck. Just

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<v Speaker 2>can't be done anymore. Don't do it whenever someone is

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<v Speaker 2>mowing the lawn. Always, I'm gonna get a thing in

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<v Speaker 2>my eye. Like Final Destination films, they're great, they grew

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<v Speaker 2>up and down in quality, but the premise is so

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<v Speaker 2>it's ludicrous but also so ingenious genius as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I really like FUD Destinations, so I'm excited for the

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<v Speaker 2>new one. But i'd even pick up on the well.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was a parody, but it had

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<v Speaker 2>elements of it. Yeah, it's certainly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I think I think they're sort of paying

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<v Speaker 3>tribute to Finalist Nation. They're not being too explicit about it,

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<v Speaker 3>but that whole everything around here could kill you at

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<v Speaker 3>any moment that you know, that light thing could explode

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<v Speaker 3>all over and no not just explode, but it's a

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<v Speaker 3>big circle. You get land around my neck, and I'd

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<v Speaker 3>just be right. So I love that and also the

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<v Speaker 3>fact that, yeah, but it's all Homer's fantasy, Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 3>Homer's prediction or whatever, except then Homer being Homer, it

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<v Speaker 3>turns turns into a margin.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's margin? Yeah kind of hot. I reckon that that

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<v Speaker 2>would have been used in the commercial. You don't make

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<v Speaker 2>those kind of joke unless you're going to be using

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<v Speaker 2>them to the full amount. And I think that you

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<v Speaker 2>would have just put that in a bubble in the commercial,

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<v Speaker 2>gone margins making that Linds Nagle what tune in this

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday to find out why.

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<v Speaker 3>If we if we had social media back then, I

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<v Speaker 3>have no doubt it would be gift or memed or whatever. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I enjoyed that very much. You're right when it comes

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<v Speaker 3>to lines more than anything else. I mean, I did

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy at the very starts.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe it Skins that you're like, no, no, sorry, Tomer.

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<v Speaker 3>I think holidays are over. They're sending the kids back

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<v Speaker 3>to school or whatever. It's like you're a government's problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. I thought I thought that was uh and uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the nice ruse that the school plays when they yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you think you're sending these kids off to what do

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<v Speaker 3>they call it? A genius copts genius copter, there's conn air. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>all these are what shall we say, disadvantage you did indeed,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to do that. If I was going

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<v Speaker 3>to use my analog of that word, well, we'd be

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<v Speaker 3>in a whole lot of trouble. Yeah, because we're able

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<v Speaker 3>to use that word when oldier kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I do think that this is a bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>retread on a previous story where Skinner wants the bullies

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<v Speaker 2>out of the school when charmers arrive. Yeah, and they're

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<v Speaker 2>all put down in the in the basement or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe it's Duffless. Anyways, the episode when Skinner locks

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<v Speaker 2>the boys the bullies in the room, Yes, and because

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<v Speaker 2>he promises the promises mountain bikes. Yeah, at the end,

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<v Speaker 2>what if they're dead, sir? We ride these bikes to Mexico. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>but the bullies having like a little encounter group at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of like or is that whacking day? Is

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<v Speaker 2>it whacking day? It's where Barke get sent to the school.

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<v Speaker 2>It can't be Dufle's because Dufless ends with them singing

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<v Speaker 2>what is it? I'm gonna look it up? Look continue,

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<v Speaker 2>look at.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was like, there's a no genius coptic, there's

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<v Speaker 3>a conn air because who's on the it's the bullies.

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<v Speaker 2>And Ralph and Bart essentially on the Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 2>the same kids as the previous episode, except've added Ralph

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<v Speaker 2>in there as well for comedic.

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<v Speaker 3>Effects, of course, well for comedic effect.

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<v Speaker 2>I do think that Michael Price, though, my man Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Price knows how to write Ralph. I think Ralph was

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<v Speaker 2>nowhere near as dumb down in this one. This felt

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<v Speaker 2>very much more based on earlier era Ralph, where you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's singing the spice skills. Whatever, are you done yet?

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<v Speaker 2>I was done before I came in that kind of ject.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't mind that. I thought, I just don't think

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<v Speaker 2>he was as our words.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's a tendency to make Ralph, yes, completely ignorant,

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<v Speaker 3>ignorant on a grand thermonuclear scale, where it's just like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>he's just kind of naive and silly.

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<v Speaker 2>It is waking day, by the way, it's waking day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it can't be waking day now, it is

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<v Speaker 2>waking day. So the entire waking day, the kids are

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<v Speaker 2>locked in the room.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't second hress yourself, man, So I enjoyed those all

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<v Speaker 3>those things very much from how the test was.

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<v Speaker 2>One and I also enjoyed it's just a couple of lines,

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<v Speaker 2>and the last one here I've got is several. That's

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<v Speaker 2>more than a few, and almost a bunch, just little

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<v Speaker 2>lines like that. I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Next question you there eating the beast.

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<v Speaker 2>Trivia time here on a four figure discount. My first

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<v Speaker 2>question for you is what did the banner say at

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<v Speaker 2>the school the first time we get to the school

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<v Speaker 2>the assembly to announce the test, but as a banner

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<v Speaker 2>out the front first day of school?

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<v Speaker 3>Well this might be mine as well, if we're talking

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<v Speaker 3>about the same thing. But is it about that super teacher,

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Caldocott is now mister Newberry. That's correct, yeah, indeed,

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<v Speaker 3>well yes, what was the new idea for Miss Caldicott?

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<v Speaker 3>And it is mister Newber. My next question, Your next

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<v Speaker 3>question is what flower did the library group remain? So

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's mister Becker said, O deal oal for

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<v Speaker 3>the dills A little sidebar. I had to fix a chance.

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<v Speaker 3>So Elliott's in a house at school. Greenhouse is in

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<v Speaker 3>they call the Devon Cross because it's the streets around

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<v Speaker 3>the school. Yes, so Devon Street is near the school,

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<v Speaker 3>they're Devon crops and kids put up I added, like

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<v Speaker 3>an assembly on Monday afternoon. Parents can go few parents

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<v Speaker 3>with that, and kids can put a chance in to

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<v Speaker 3>having a sports day soon and one and the guy

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<v Speaker 3>up there, the teacher, he's just like reading out the

423
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<v Speaker 3>chance and he's that fun teacher, you know, he's like

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<v Speaker 3>he's enthusiastic, blah blah blah. And at the start it

425
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<v Speaker 3>said so c r O C S that the letter

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<v Speaker 3>letters for CROCS right, and said our team is the

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<v Speaker 3>best of the best. And he's like, I can't quite

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<v Speaker 3>work out how do we do this? So cr o

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<v Speaker 3>CS our team is. I can't quite work o how

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<v Speaker 3>to do those letters in the chant. I'm sitting there,

431
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<v Speaker 3>I'm seeing I'm going it's right there in front of oh,

432
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<v Speaker 3>like I'm sitting now on just like cant say nothing

433
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<v Speaker 3>that mister Halloway, my man, mister Hallway rocks up and

434
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<v Speaker 3>he quite right. He's a reason why he's great.

435
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<v Speaker 2>Right. So he goes to all the assemblies and he

436
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<v Speaker 2>was just making sure all the chances that were chosen

437
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<v Speaker 2>were the right ones. Right. One of the chants at

438
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<v Speaker 2>the last chance was basically putting down the other color,

439
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<v Speaker 2>saying Red's too slow and red meant stopped. Blah bla blah.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the whole ways, like no nix and that

441
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<v Speaker 2>because you know what we do. We don't put down

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<v Speaker 2>the other ones. We just say how great we are,

443
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<v Speaker 2>and you can say how great you are, but we

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to put down the other house. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like that's a fair point, right, But the cr O

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<v Speaker 2>c S and sitting there and he goes, what the

447
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<v Speaker 2>workshop on this one? And I was like, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 2>end can tell you how to do this perdently. It's

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<v Speaker 2>it's Brittandana Internet creative replace. I'm we are the best

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<v Speaker 2>of the best with this. So the c O c

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<v Speaker 2>s you couldn't work out had to say c r

452
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<v Speaker 2>o c s in a chant. I'm like, it's c

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<v Speaker 2>r o cs. And it was originally written as our team,

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<v Speaker 2>our team is the best of the best. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>there's too many syllables. It just needs to be c

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<v Speaker 2>r o cs. Our team simply is the best. The

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<v Speaker 2>hole it looks at me and he was like wink,

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, and the teacher get the feeling. The

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<v Speaker 2>teacher didn't like me correcting him, because he was just

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah, yeah, and then miss is always like, yep,

461
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<v Speaker 2>so just replace best there and replace it was simply,

462
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<v Speaker 2>and he's like, I'll be showing a back here.

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<v Speaker 3>You spent a lot of time on this episode justifiably

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<v Speaker 3>praising teachers for all the good work they do. We

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<v Speaker 3>also have to recognize that they are human beings, occasionally flawed,

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<v Speaker 3>and they might take.

467
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<v Speaker 2>Issue with I'm coming in and doing their job for

468
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<v Speaker 2>him like you did. And he's reading back, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>good chart. He's reading back through it and there's more

470
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<v Speaker 2>to the champ but that was just the start of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's reading back through it, and he goes so,

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<v Speaker 2>I've changed this too, simply, and Miss Hollway goes in

473
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<v Speaker 2>points to me, and I think the teacher was like.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we all like mister Holloway, but don't be

475
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<v Speaker 3>throwing your employees at the bus like that.

476
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<v Speaker 2>Even the praise dander But yeah, so I was like,

477
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<v Speaker 2>it's see, yes, it's obvious, it's right there. Well yeah,

478
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<v Speaker 2>I let him get up. After the third time, I

479
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<v Speaker 2>was like, I have to have to fix this. And

480
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<v Speaker 2>after school, Alliet was like, was a way better one

481
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<v Speaker 2>that you did. I was like, I know, son, I know,

482
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<v Speaker 2>but that what we're doing that chance? What are we

483
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<v Speaker 2>talking about? Chance for daffidils? Daffidils? Yes, the daffodil chant. Yeah,

484
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<v Speaker 2>of course it does reminded me of that moment. I

485
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<v Speaker 2>was like, I have to get that out there. I

486
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<v Speaker 2>just thought it's hilarious. Well, your next question for me.

487
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<v Speaker 2>My next question for you? What is the Blue Umbrella

488
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<v Speaker 2>Insurance Company's mailing address? Oh, that's a good question. I'm

489
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<v Speaker 2>not going to be able to answer that one.

490
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<v Speaker 3>I had to do a bit of freeze framing. But

491
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<v Speaker 3>it is one hundred balloon payment, boulevard b.

492
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<v Speaker 2>Loo payment, balloon payment, balloon payment toa loon payment.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

494
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<v Speaker 2>My final question for you is what color was the

495
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<v Speaker 2>shipping container that Skinner used where he was running on.

496
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<v Speaker 2>Just turn the momentum around. I want to say orange. No,

497
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<v Speaker 2>you said it before. It's blue.

498
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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh well okay, then blue it is?

499
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<v Speaker 2>It is? Yes, it was. I think it was like brown.

500
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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you are right now you now you've got me

501
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<v Speaker 2>second guessing myself again.

502
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<v Speaker 3>Well that's the thing. You second guess each is nice,

503
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<v Speaker 3>second guess you. It all works out. You're probably right.

504
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<v Speaker 2>There's no video of it. I could go on Disney Plus.

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<v Speaker 2>How about we just leave it and we just have it?

506
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<v Speaker 2>The listeners like right in, this is right.

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<v Speaker 3>This could be like that wonderful mean thing where it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>what color is this dress? I think it's blue and yellow? No,

509
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<v Speaker 3>you're kidding, that's gray and red? What are you talking about?

510
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<v Speaker 2>It turns out it's yellow. Turns out it's the box

511
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<v Speaker 2>is yellow? Even a dress? All right? So one more question?

512
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<v Speaker 2>Can hit me? One more question? Okay?

513
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<v Speaker 3>And they are doing the test in the classroom. What

514
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<v Speaker 3>time is it on the clock when the test actually starts.

515
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<v Speaker 3>Lisa looks up at.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be three oh four because I form intes

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<v Speaker 2>behind I thought it was ten oh four. I was

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<v Speaker 2>it ten? What? I think? Three? Three? Three oh one?

519
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<v Speaker 2>When Homer had hit Burns it was yeah, it was

520
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<v Speaker 2>four whatever it was? Did you even watch this episode?

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<v Speaker 2>now it is time we get into our review, Miss

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<v Speaker 2>Davis of how the test was won. So the original

578
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<v Speaker 2>air date was March first, two thousand and nine. Production

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<v Speaker 2>code LABF zero two written by my man Michael Price

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<v Speaker 2>and direct by the Lance Kramer. We haven't discussed. There's

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<v Speaker 2>one more thing I want to disuss we'll discussed it

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<v Speaker 2>in a second. So chotball gag, March madness is not

583
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<v Speaker 2>an excuse for missing school. The couch gags, the Simpsons

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<v Speaker 2>travel through iconic sitcom families and scenarios, behalf that the Honeymoons.

585
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<v Speaker 2>I think it is the first one.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's name those b Big Van Dyke Show, Bick Van

587
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<v Speaker 3>Dyke Show, Brady Bunch, and Cheers.

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<v Speaker 2>I really liked this. This was good, This was fun.

589
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<v Speaker 2>It was a fun couch gag, having such a chase

590
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<v Speaker 2>them throughout the different years and they being the nineties

591
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<v Speaker 2>one sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I think it's a good acknowledgment that

593
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<v Speaker 3>the Simpsons actually does belong in that tradition of classic

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<v Speaker 3>family sitcom, classic sitcom hundred percent does.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Now, the thing I was going to mention before

596
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<v Speaker 2>we discussed all this, because this start of this episode,

597
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<v Speaker 2>I feel this episode was the definition in a way

598
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<v Speaker 2>of padding out a story. Oh god, yes. So there

599
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<v Speaker 2>was a lot of montages, in particular coming from a

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<v Speaker 2>few moments Homer's injury montage that went forever I looked

601
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<v Speaker 2>at it. After that was all said and done, it

602
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<v Speaker 2>was like three and a half minutes into the episode. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and we had an extended couch gag, and that extended

604
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<v Speaker 2>montage of Homer injured himself. I thought, you guys are

605
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<v Speaker 2>really patting this one out.

606
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my note here running along on material guys. Yeah, yeah,

607
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<v Speaker 3>that went way too long. Did culminate in not a

608
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<v Speaker 3>bad punchline, however, which was what a week? Yes, that

609
00:27:17.160 --> 00:27:19.119
<v Speaker 3>wasn't bad. Yeah, But at the same time, it's like,

610
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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it's worth it. I don't know

611
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<v Speaker 3>if that punchline is worth a gag that long. If

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<v Speaker 3>we're noticing it, and we both noticed it independently, it's

613
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<v Speaker 3>kind of like I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I'm watching this going normally for a montage

615
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<v Speaker 2>and might go for you know, ten seconds or so,

616
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<v Speaker 2>or ten to twenty seconds. This felt like it went

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<v Speaker 2>for a minute. It just kept going. I'm waiting for

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<v Speaker 2>it to Andrews kept going and kept going, and kept

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<v Speaker 2>going and kept going. I thought, whoa. To the point

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<v Speaker 2>where you know, we had the thing in his eye

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<v Speaker 2>from lart of the dance, they showed the entire bit

622
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<v Speaker 2>where he's struggling as well, I'm going, yeah, what the

623
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<v Speaker 2>hell's going on here? Now?

624
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<v Speaker 3>You know, comedy of Fiicieronados may say that's the joke,

625
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<v Speaker 3>but I don't know, Man, it just felt like it

626
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<v Speaker 3>was stretched out way too much.

627
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<v Speaker 2>I would have actually a pred what would you if

628
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<v Speaker 2>they had the balls that just do an entire episode

629
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<v Speaker 2>of just from that moment on the entire episode it's

630
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<v Speaker 2>just injury montage. Yeah, how long would you sit there

631
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<v Speaker 2>and watch that? Do you think that's a tough one?

632
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<v Speaker 2>Because I mean that's sort of that's ball, that's a

633
00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:15.440
<v Speaker 2>South Parks kind.

634
00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:18.440
<v Speaker 3>Of that's going from comedy to anti comedy, back to comedy,

635
00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:20.680
<v Speaker 3>back to anti comedy, back to Oh it comes like

636
00:28:20.759 --> 00:28:23.240
<v Speaker 3>a not the not the snake swallowing its own tail.

637
00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:26.839
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, some weird quantum physics deal when it comes

638
00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:27.319
<v Speaker 3>to comedy.

639
00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:30.319
<v Speaker 2>No, no, don't do it. I feel like modern audiences

640
00:28:30.319 --> 00:28:33.559
<v Speaker 2>would actually appreciate it, do you. I don't know. I

641
00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:35.000
<v Speaker 2>don't know.

642
00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:36.599
<v Speaker 3>I think it's one of those things that's really good

643
00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:38.559
<v Speaker 3>in theory. I think it's good to discuss on podcasts.

644
00:28:39.079 --> 00:28:41.720
<v Speaker 3>I think if the people at Simpsons Q actually did it,

645
00:28:43.359 --> 00:28:46.400
<v Speaker 3>we'd be probably lighting our torches and storming the build

646
00:28:46.440 --> 00:28:47.359
<v Speaker 3>and going why.

647
00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:49.240
<v Speaker 2>But do you think if South Park did it and say,

648
00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:52.759
<v Speaker 2>season five or whatever season four where it's just clips

649
00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:57.599
<v Speaker 2>the entire time. There's no new material until the end.

650
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<v Speaker 2>Maybe Yeah, I'm very torn. As I said, I love it.

651
00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:06.759
<v Speaker 2>Someone do it and then we can see what happened

652
00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:08.200
<v Speaker 2>I and then.

653
00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:10.119
<v Speaker 3>We see it like, oh, this is not what I wanted.

654
00:29:10.440 --> 00:29:14.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I try it once. You can't lose any more

655
00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:16.200
<v Speaker 2>the viewers anyway, can they Simpsons? At this point? Can they?

656
00:29:16.240 --> 00:29:23.079
<v Speaker 2>Probably not? Right, So the episode kicks off with the

657
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:25.160
<v Speaker 2>happy New Year of school, not happy New Year, happy

658
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.480
<v Speaker 2>new year of school, and I get this now after

659
00:29:27.519 --> 00:29:30.160
<v Speaker 2>school holidays. Last year was the first Christmas holidays where

660
00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:33.680
<v Speaker 2>Elliott was home from genuine school, right, yes, And so

661
00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:35.359
<v Speaker 2>it was like sick because I used to go to

662
00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:37.519
<v Speaker 2>daycare over the break. So Holly still goes to daycare

663
00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:39.319
<v Speaker 2>over the Christmas break couples like a week or so

664
00:29:39.400 --> 00:29:41.720
<v Speaker 2>where she can't go, but Elliott was home for like

665
00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:44.680
<v Speaker 2>six weeks and after the third week kind of going.

666
00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:46.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I love spending time with Alliott, but it's

667
00:29:46.240 --> 00:29:48.079
<v Speaker 2>like I need to get work done.

668
00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:50.680
<v Speaker 3>Now you reach the event horizon, you're actually at the

669
00:29:50.720 --> 00:29:53.279
<v Speaker 3>real halfway mark of like, I've had so much fun,

670
00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:55.759
<v Speaker 3>but now I've got an equal amount of time. Yeah,

671
00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:58.559
<v Speaker 3>I need to make money now and send you back

672
00:29:58.599 --> 00:30:00.480
<v Speaker 3>to school. That's why I'm going to bring your daddy

673
00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:02.240
<v Speaker 3>back and turn that into a job. So we can

674
00:30:02.279 --> 00:30:03.680
<v Speaker 3>just make more money out of the school holidays.

675
00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:06.000
<v Speaker 2>That'll be nice. Find ways to make money. Tough thing

676
00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:08.279
<v Speaker 2>to do in this It is a tough twenty twenty

677
00:30:08.279 --> 00:30:10.240
<v Speaker 2>five is indeed a very tough thing to do. But

678
00:30:10.319 --> 00:30:12.599
<v Speaker 2>as you were saying earlier, you're the government's problem now.

679
00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:16.000
<v Speaker 2>And Bart mentions here that your refers to school as

680
00:30:16.039 --> 00:30:19.799
<v Speaker 2>a suckshack and he learnt that word from someone at school. Now,

681
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:21.799
<v Speaker 2>I like that they paid it off later, which we'll

682
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:24.799
<v Speaker 2>get to. Yes, So the insurance bill is June, and

683
00:30:24.920 --> 00:30:27.160
<v Speaker 2>March asked Homer to mail it out, And I thought,

684
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:30.759
<v Speaker 2>how two thousand and seven of this? Seven? Two and

685
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<v Speaker 2>seven and nine even I've even I thought two thousand

686
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<v Speaker 2>and nine? Are we emailing at this point?

687
00:30:35.799 --> 00:30:39.720
<v Speaker 3>You would think so. But yesterday I went over to

688
00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:42.880
<v Speaker 3>see the beloved Margaret Mary, my mother almost ninety five,

689
00:30:43.440 --> 00:30:46.839
<v Speaker 3>almost ninety five, running some errands for her, Like, guy,

690
00:30:46.839 --> 00:30:48.000
<v Speaker 3>would you mind posting.

691
00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:50.440
<v Speaker 2>This letter for me? I'm like, wow, gosh, I feel

692
00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:52.240
<v Speaker 2>like one of those old cowboys.

693
00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:53.880
<v Speaker 3>You know, it's like we've got a sack full of

694
00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:56.400
<v Speaker 3>letters writing from a coast to coast. I've actually got

695
00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:58.200
<v Speaker 3>to put something physical in a mailbox.

696
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<v Speaker 2>Ye, guess what. I haven't done it yet. It's in

697
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:03.920
<v Speaker 2>the pantry. Pantries refer to it. I think you put

698
00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:05.559
<v Speaker 2>in the glove in the pantry.

699
00:31:06.799 --> 00:31:09.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what do we still call?

700
00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:11.119
<v Speaker 2>Do you still call them the glove compartment? I caught

701
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:14.000
<v Speaker 2>the glove box. Yeah, glove box. Yeah. Does anyone actually

702
00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:16.160
<v Speaker 2>open their glove box anymore? Does anyone actually put gloves

703
00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:18.680
<v Speaker 2>in it? Why is it called a glove box? Is

704
00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:20.279
<v Speaker 2>that where it originated from? Do people used to keep

705
00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:23.240
<v Speaker 2>their gloves in it? Well? I imagine that was the case.

706
00:31:23.319 --> 00:31:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Did horse and carriacters have glove boxes? So it was

707
00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:26.799
<v Speaker 2>like maybe gloves to Well.

708
00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:28.599
<v Speaker 3>You're probably if you're holding the rain, say, if you're

709
00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:29.079
<v Speaker 3>on a stage.

710
00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:33.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so was there a glove box? I guess? So? Yeah,

711
00:31:33.960 --> 00:31:37.160
<v Speaker 2>should we look this? I'm going to google this.

712
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:39.799
<v Speaker 3>This is the kind of quality information you would tune

713
00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:42.359
<v Speaker 3>into four finger discount for Impress your friend.

714
00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:44.680
<v Speaker 2>Just google where did the term glove box originate? So

715
00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:48.599
<v Speaker 2>the term glovebox or glove compartment? As telling you this

716
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:52.119
<v Speaker 2>originated from the early nineteen hundreds when car starting featuring

717
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:56.319
<v Speaker 2>a storage compartment initially intended for storing driving gloves. So

718
00:31:56.359 --> 00:31:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize people had driving gloves. Well, they were

719
00:31:59.720 --> 00:32:02.799
<v Speaker 2>very back in the day. It's like, oh my hands. Yeah,

720
00:32:03.640 --> 00:32:05.400
<v Speaker 2>the steering apparently everyone needs to use driving gloves and

721
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:06.960
<v Speaker 2>needs to store them in their glove compartment.

722
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:10.440
<v Speaker 3>Well, the steering wheel, I imagine, is just an evolution

723
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:12.599
<v Speaker 3>of the reins that you were holding when you were

724
00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:15.799
<v Speaker 3>either horse and buggy or even just on a horse drinking.

725
00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:17.759
<v Speaker 2>Horses panicked when wheels were invented, like fun, I don't

726
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:21.759
<v Speaker 2>need us anymore. No, we're gonna be glue.

727
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:28.240
<v Speaker 3>That's when they had to start doing tricks, diving up

728
00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:35.039
<v Speaker 3>high platforms like shit, gotta upskill. This is not relevant

729
00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:36.599
<v Speaker 3>at all to any of us oil in the twenty

730
00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:41.559
<v Speaker 3>first century now, But isn't that interesting? I mean, I

731
00:32:41.559 --> 00:32:43.039
<v Speaker 3>think we probably could have gone the rest of our

732
00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:45.359
<v Speaker 3>lives not knowing why that compartment in your car was

733
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:46.079
<v Speaker 3>called the glove box.

734
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:48.000
<v Speaker 2>And now we know that's a beauty of having kids

735
00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:50.200
<v Speaker 2>as well, because they ask questions, For example, what.

736
00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:51.480
<v Speaker 3>Although you're about to say that's the beauty of having

737
00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:52.599
<v Speaker 3>a co host who would ask.

738
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:57.000
<v Speaker 2>You there, Oh yeah, kids so much different. But they

739
00:32:57.000 --> 00:32:59.519
<v Speaker 2>ask you questions like where does the wind come from?

740
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:02.000
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I said to Elliott, I should actually

741
00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:04.160
<v Speaker 2>know this, but I don't know this, and I still

742
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:06.000
<v Speaker 2>haven't looked at ups. Why I don't have kids. This

743
00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:08.119
<v Speaker 2>is where he just makes it up. What where do

744
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:11.039
<v Speaker 2>clouds come from? And I'm like, I should know this.

745
00:33:11.640 --> 00:33:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Where does the rain come from? I'm like, why know

746
00:33:13.240 --> 00:33:15.799
<v Speaker 2>it comes from the clouds, But I'm pretty sure it's

747
00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:19.000
<v Speaker 2>because it's condensation. Condensation and the clouds get too heavy

748
00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:21.200
<v Speaker 2>and that's why it comes out. He's always lightning come from, Like,

749
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:24.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, stop asking questions. It would be great

750
00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:26.119
<v Speaker 2>if I was like, where does the wind come from?

751
00:33:26.119 --> 00:33:27.799
<v Speaker 3>When you just go here and you let one rid,

752
00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:30.160
<v Speaker 3>you just do a huge part and he would just

753
00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:31.079
<v Speaker 3>think you're the best dad ever.

754
00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:34.039
<v Speaker 2>So the kids love Nicholas scratching the back in bed

755
00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:35.680
<v Speaker 2>right at bed time? Can you scratch my back? Mum?

756
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:37.319
<v Speaker 2>Mum scratches it? But we all love that. And the

757
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:39.759
<v Speaker 2>other day Holly dropped one whilst Nicholas reaching over to

758
00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:42.839
<v Speaker 2>scratch Elliot's essentially in her face. They thought that was

759
00:33:42.920 --> 00:33:45.640
<v Speaker 2>the peak of comedy. Comedy, couldn't get any funny out

760
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:47.799
<v Speaker 2>they They were laughing for about half an hour. Nicola, not

761
00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:51.079
<v Speaker 2>so much. I understand, because you know, you know when

762
00:33:51.319 --> 00:33:53.400
<v Speaker 2>someone fasts. But have you had a funt where someone

763
00:33:53.440 --> 00:33:55.839
<v Speaker 2>farts and you can feel it like it's touched you.

764
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that is the worst of the worst when

765
00:33:58.960 --> 00:34:01.640
<v Speaker 2>it when you feel it. Not smelling, no, but you

766
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:03.720
<v Speaker 2>know what's in it. Feeling a fart is worse than

767
00:34:03.720 --> 00:34:04.640
<v Speaker 2>smelling it in my opinion.

768
00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:10.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, absolutely, there's microscopic. Yeah, but bits and pieces

769
00:34:10.480 --> 00:34:11.280
<v Speaker 3>of stuff.

770
00:34:11.400 --> 00:34:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Not only is it going to be in you when

771
00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:15.159
<v Speaker 2>you smell it, it's now on you. Oh yeah, yeah,

772
00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:19.559
<v Speaker 2>take a shower. No good anyway, moving along, please please

773
00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:21.400
<v Speaker 2>move on. But we're getting back to so she's asking

774
00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:25.400
<v Speaker 2>him to post the bill and the montages work, he says,

775
00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:27.039
<v Speaker 2>for when I get hurt, and man, do I get

776
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:28.599
<v Speaker 2>hurt and we get what feels like at least a

777
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:31.079
<v Speaker 2>one minute montage of various grips of him getting injured.

778
00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:33.519
<v Speaker 2>It went forever, It did go forever, indeed. But now

779
00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:36.079
<v Speaker 2>it's the school assembly, first day of school. The library

780
00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:38.039
<v Speaker 2>groups are no longer named after flowers named after the

781
00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:41.199
<v Speaker 2>barnyard animals except for the daffodils, because mister Becker really

782
00:34:41.239 --> 00:34:44.079
<v Speaker 2>loves his daffodils apparently really, And then they've got the

783
00:34:44.159 --> 00:34:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Vice President's Assessment Assessment Test, not academics assessment test, No

784
00:34:48.360 --> 00:34:51.239
<v Speaker 2>Children from the No Children Left Alone Act or whatever

785
00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:53.239
<v Speaker 2>it's called. Basically, it's just I think there was a.

786
00:34:54.760 --> 00:34:56.679
<v Speaker 3>I think under the Bush administration maybe there was something

787
00:34:56.760 --> 00:34:59.440
<v Speaker 3>called No Child Left Behind Behind AKAY, which was an

788
00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:01.639
<v Speaker 3>educational where it's like said, maybe you said left behind,

789
00:35:01.679 --> 00:35:03.519
<v Speaker 3>I said left alone here, Who knows. I think the

790
00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:04.719
<v Speaker 3>seems probably would have taken.

791
00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:07.119
<v Speaker 2>It slightly ripped it, yesh. I could be wrong, though,

792
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:09.400
<v Speaker 2>but Charmer says, the results will determine how much money

793
00:35:09.679 --> 00:35:11.559
<v Speaker 2>this suck shack gets. So I was like, oh, what

794
00:35:11.719 --> 00:35:13.239
<v Speaker 2>you paid off? And they didn't bring attention to it. It

795
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:15.400
<v Speaker 2>was just it was just there. If you're listening, you

796
00:35:15.440 --> 00:35:17.760
<v Speaker 2>heard it. And they start they said, for the next

797
00:35:17.760 --> 00:35:19.400
<v Speaker 2>couple of weeks are going to be drilling into you

798
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:22.039
<v Speaker 2>guys or the facts all the answers for these questions.

799
00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:24.559
<v Speaker 2>So you get it. So we another little mini montage

800
00:35:24.840 --> 00:35:28.440
<v Speaker 2>of them learning. So in the classroom, so missus k

801
00:35:28.679 --> 00:35:32.280
<v Speaker 2>is like we're gonna be reading a Kaka car. This

802
00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:34.559
<v Speaker 2>just kept going like this is just padding right, Yeah,

803
00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:37.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure exactly what that meant. Yeah, the dodgeball guy,

804
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:39.639
<v Speaker 2>who seems to be a recurring character, now the dodgeball teacher.

805
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:42.159
<v Speaker 2>They get the answer wrong, you throw the dodgeball at them.

806
00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Take your number two pencil?

807
00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:46.760
<v Speaker 3>And what kind of pencil do we take again?

808
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Number two? Take a number two?

809
00:35:50.599 --> 00:35:52.239
<v Speaker 5>Looks like you took a big number two.

810
00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:56.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's quite so. Is you can see I'm holding

811
00:35:56.239 --> 00:35:58.920
<v Speaker 1>a big number two in my hands, enjoying the weed

812
00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and feel of it.

813
00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:09.039
<v Speaker 2>I know this seems childish, right, but this would slay

814
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:11.599
<v Speaker 2>in primary school. The teacher are saying we're holding a

815
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:13.760
<v Speaker 2>number two. I think kids would find that funny.

816
00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:16.360
<v Speaker 3>Well, yes, is there something we really use in Australia

817
00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:19.760
<v Speaker 3>the whole bathroom code thing number one and number two sometimes.

818
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:21.159
<v Speaker 2>I know I've used it definitely in the past, so

819
00:36:21.239 --> 00:36:23.159
<v Speaker 2>it's not something we say all the time. Aliot, holy

820
00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:24.360
<v Speaker 2>is just either doing a wee or a poop.

821
00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:26.840
<v Speaker 3>It feels like a very American thing, like so number

822
00:36:26.840 --> 00:36:28.480
<v Speaker 3>one or number two. Actually it makes a whole lot

823
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:30.320
<v Speaker 3>of sense. Yeah, I mean, you may have kids are

824
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:32.400
<v Speaker 3>a bit shy. That's saying no, I need to go

825
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:33.360
<v Speaker 3>take a massive dump.

826
00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:36.320
<v Speaker 2>It's weird. I feel like in life you evolve from

827
00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:39.400
<v Speaker 2>when you're a kid. You nominate and you announce what

828
00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:40.920
<v Speaker 2>you're about to do. If Holly says I'm going to

829
00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:42.480
<v Speaker 2>do it, I have to do awi, or she just

830
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:44.079
<v Speaker 2>to do better. I have to do a weez and

831
00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:45.719
<v Speaker 2>poos or whatever she's like to do a pooh, she

832
00:36:45.719 --> 00:36:49.000
<v Speaker 2>announces it to the room. She leaves. Elliott. Now, since

833
00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:52.039
<v Speaker 2>starting school, I think he just now says I have

834
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:54.400
<v Speaker 2>to go to the toilet and he leaves. Right. But

835
00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:57.440
<v Speaker 2>I think as you get older, I now say I

836
00:36:57.480 --> 00:36:58.880
<v Speaker 2>don't say I'm going to doing a poop, but if

837
00:36:58.880 --> 00:37:00.559
<v Speaker 2>I have to just take a leak, we say do

838
00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:02.679
<v Speaker 2>number one. We will say it's going to take a leak.

839
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:05.519
<v Speaker 2>I think that's our way of saying I won't be long. Yes,

840
00:37:05.559 --> 00:37:07.320
<v Speaker 2>if you say I'm going to the toilet, then you

841
00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:11.159
<v Speaker 2>say I'm back in twenty Keep it rolling, keep the

842
00:37:11.199 --> 00:37:16.360
<v Speaker 2>show going. It might be a while. You watch your

843
00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:18.440
<v Speaker 2>stories for a while. Yes, we'll come back to this

844
00:37:18.480 --> 00:37:20.519
<v Speaker 2>one in a minute. Freeze roam, put it on. Have

845
00:37:20.519 --> 00:37:22.400
<v Speaker 2>a look at some tiktoks. Yeah, so going for a

846
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:24.599
<v Speaker 2>Wii back in a minute, leave it on. I still

847
00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:27.719
<v Speaker 2>hear it. Going to the toilet, push bores, watch something else.

848
00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:28.000
<v Speaker 1>For a while.

849
00:37:28.199 --> 00:37:31.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it makes a whole lot of sense. The other day,

850
00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:33.880
<v Speaker 2>I haven't going to the toilet. I couldn't find my phone.

851
00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Nicholas like, what do you did your phone for? I'm like,

852
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:39.880
<v Speaker 2>I need my phone on the toilet. Do you take

853
00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:42.199
<v Speaker 2>your phone to the toilet? I do? Yeah, you can't

854
00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:43.599
<v Speaker 2>even recall the last one you went to the tour

855
00:37:43.679 --> 00:37:44.599
<v Speaker 2>without using your phone.

856
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:48.119
<v Speaker 3>Well, if we're using the phraseology that we've just talked

857
00:37:48.119 --> 00:37:50.079
<v Speaker 3>about about in terms of again, I mean I won't

858
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:51.519
<v Speaker 3>be having a Wii and sort of looking down. No,

859
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:53.599
<v Speaker 3>got other things to do with your hand.

860
00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:55.280
<v Speaker 2>So it's a modern Because did you ever take a

861
00:37:55.320 --> 00:37:57.599
<v Speaker 2>newspaper or magazine to the Oh yeah absolutely, I rem

862
00:37:57.599 --> 00:38:00.000
<v Speaker 2>my uncle Daries have a magazines and I was like

863
00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:01.880
<v Speaker 2>it was the best. Oh absolutely, I'd get long, I'd

864
00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:04.960
<v Speaker 2>sit there for an hour. Oh yeah, god knows, I

865
00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:07.400
<v Speaker 2>certainly did that. You look back and you realize, oh

866
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:10.440
<v Speaker 2>my god, there's so unsanitary. Even still the phone. You

867
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:12.679
<v Speaker 2>think the phone's right, we have the phones in our hand.

868
00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:14.559
<v Speaker 2>Then we wipe our ass, and then we go out

869
00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:16.480
<v Speaker 2>and wash our hands. We don't wash the phone. No,

870
00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:19.119
<v Speaker 2>so our phone is just constantly when's last time you

871
00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:22.280
<v Speaker 2>washed your phone? Our phone has toilet hand on it

872
00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:27.039
<v Speaker 2>every day, not toilet hands. Oh no, because the hand.

873
00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:28.639
<v Speaker 2>How many how many times have we said that?

874
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:31.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you thought about everything that could just

875
00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:34.920
<v Speaker 3>make you sick, make you sick, or just go wrong

876
00:38:35.280 --> 00:38:38.280
<v Speaker 3>in this life, in this world, you wouldn't do anything.

877
00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:41.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna out myself here. It's been years since I

878
00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:44.559
<v Speaker 2>have directly with my hand touched a toilet door handle.

879
00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't do it. Oh really, yeah, just it's gross. Mate.

880
00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:50.599
<v Speaker 2>If I'm at home, it's okay, right whatever, so be it.

881
00:38:50.719 --> 00:38:53.079
<v Speaker 2>But if I'm out somewhere, you know little latches, we

882
00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:56.320
<v Speaker 2>I get pissed paper, and i'd do it the paper. No,

883
00:38:56.679 --> 00:38:58.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm still use my bare hands from that. I don't know.

884
00:38:59.159 --> 00:39:02.159
<v Speaker 2>Even taps in public toilets, I don't. I use my

885
00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:03.920
<v Speaker 2>hand my arm here and knock it up. I won't

886
00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:05.840
<v Speaker 2>touch on my hands. It's just a weird thing for me.

887
00:39:05.960 --> 00:39:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I can't touch door handles or the taps in public toilets.

888
00:39:08.840 --> 00:39:11.039
<v Speaker 3>I think I'm taking it on a case by case basis.

889
00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:13.639
<v Speaker 3>If you go into a certain bathroom it's kind of like,

890
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:16.800
<v Speaker 3>it's kind of gross. Yeah, I think I'm gonna have

891
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:19.519
<v Speaker 3>to be using the elbow here, or as you said,

892
00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:22.119
<v Speaker 3>just grabbing a water toilet paper, and yeah, I don't

893
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:25.320
<v Speaker 3>want my bare flesh touching anything in this particular establishment.

894
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:27.480
<v Speaker 2>I can't recall many times when I've gone to a

895
00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:30.920
<v Speaker 2>public toilet and it's been terribly gross. But I have

896
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:33.239
<v Speaker 2>to throw a local business under the bus here. Right,

897
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Adventure Park in Geelong. We love going to the Venture Park,

898
00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:39.840
<v Speaker 2>but Holy needed to go to the toilet the other day, right,

899
00:39:40.079 --> 00:39:41.719
<v Speaker 2>and the girl's torlets were being clean, so I was

900
00:39:41.719 --> 00:39:42.920
<v Speaker 2>taken it to the men She's still young enough, she

901
00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:45.920
<v Speaker 2>can come to the men's she's a cubicle anyway. And

902
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:48.880
<v Speaker 2>I walked in and this you're not just holding her

903
00:39:48.960 --> 00:39:53.239
<v Speaker 2>up over a urinal. Have fun, good lick everybody. So

904
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:57.360
<v Speaker 2>I walked in and this smell was so overwhelming. I'm

905
00:39:57.360 --> 00:39:59.519
<v Speaker 2>not joking. It felt like I've been punched in the

906
00:39:59.559 --> 00:40:03.199
<v Speaker 2>face and I nearly projected I've vomited from the smell.

907
00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Like you know how sometimes you get smells where it

908
00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:06.599
<v Speaker 2>just instantly makes you want to throw up. Oh yeah,

909
00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:09.559
<v Speaker 2>absolutely this. I have not ever in my life smelled

910
00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:11.360
<v Speaker 2>anything like and I've later found out that it was

911
00:40:11.360 --> 00:40:15.519
<v Speaker 2>the sewerage leak, but like this smell, I can almost smell.

912
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:17.639
<v Speaker 2>It makes me feel sick in my throat. Now I

913
00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:21.440
<v Speaker 2>nearly vomited, Like my body nearly just announced it vomiting.

914
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:24.119
<v Speaker 2>It was horrific. It's terrible when that happened.

915
00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:25.800
<v Speaker 3>Lou had this the other day, and I lovely Luis

916
00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:29.360
<v Speaker 3>had this not long ago where she was talking about, oh,

917
00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:32.960
<v Speaker 3>there was some event that happened. I can think about it,

918
00:40:33.159 --> 00:40:34.960
<v Speaker 3>but if I start to tell you about it, it's

919
00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:37.840
<v Speaker 3>actually going to try it might make me physically Yeah,

920
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:39.360
<v Speaker 3>I said, well, don't tell me.

921
00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:41.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The two months for me with this one, I

922
00:40:41.880 --> 00:40:44.039
<v Speaker 2>have not experienced anything like this where it just my

923
00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:47.280
<v Speaker 2>body just tried to just vomit as a result. When

924
00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:50.679
<v Speaker 2>it was called Eureka Nightclub, oh, I think it's called

925
00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Eureka again, but it's now a fancy establishment. It's gone

926
00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:57.119
<v Speaker 2>through a lot of change. It was a dirty nightclub

927
00:40:57.199 --> 00:40:59.639
<v Speaker 2>when I was a teenager, right, I never forget walking

928
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:02.800
<v Speaker 2>in and the floor was just I'm talking maybe an

929
00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:06.719
<v Speaker 2>inch deep in who knows what it was, right, and

930
00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:08.559
<v Speaker 2>guys are just walking through it to get to the

931
00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:11.760
<v Speaker 2>urinal gross and I remember there was like a section

932
00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:13.800
<v Speaker 2>where it wasn't like flattered, so I sort of walked around,

933
00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:17.199
<v Speaker 2>went to us a cubicle and the cubicle was overflowing

934
00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:20.559
<v Speaker 2>and just this was the Eureka. This was the Eureka.

935
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:22.760
<v Speaker 2>I have a vivid memory and remember tell this story.

936
00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:24.039
<v Speaker 2>It just makes me ill.

937
00:41:24.320 --> 00:41:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Because again, sorry not to throw a local establishment under

938
00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:32.159
<v Speaker 3>the bus, but noted Geelong night spot.

939
00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Lammis lambies Lambi's some call it.

940
00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:42.719
<v Speaker 3>Yes, oh after the senators. It's a below ground establishment

941
00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:45.360
<v Speaker 3>and you walk down those stairs to get into.

942
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:48.199
<v Speaker 2>This place and hazard one o one. Yeah.

943
00:41:48.199 --> 00:41:50.119
<v Speaker 3>The last time I went there, I just felt this kind.

944
00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Of coming out to us, like, ah, this this just reeks. Yeah,

945
00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:57.400
<v Speaker 2>this ain't great like the Eureka. Maybe where the name

946
00:41:57.440 --> 00:41:58.400
<v Speaker 2>comes from, maybe the.

947
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:04.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah Urica Dando here mister creative, whether he's coming up

948
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:08.280
<v Speaker 3>with a new chance or you know, sort of urine

949
00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:11.039
<v Speaker 3>based what do you call it? Variations on the on

950
00:42:11.400 --> 00:42:12.119
<v Speaker 3>nightspot names.

951
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I have not been to. Nick and I went out

952
00:42:14.360 --> 00:42:17.159
<v Speaker 2>for a drink. We got probably drunk about three weeks

953
00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:19.480
<v Speaker 2>ago and we consider going to Lamby's, but it was

954
00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:20.679
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't the right night for it. You have to

955
00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:22.119
<v Speaker 2>go on the right nights for Lamby's. I think it

956
00:42:22.119 --> 00:42:23.639
<v Speaker 2>was Saturday, and Saturday is no good for Lambia. It's

957
00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:25.400
<v Speaker 2>either Friday or Sunday. I think for lamb It's not

958
00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:26.960
<v Speaker 2>too sure. Maybe maybe went out on a Friday. I

959
00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:29.280
<v Speaker 2>can't remember, but your Lambias is the place I used

960
00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:31.519
<v Speaker 2>to really enjoy it. We look back now and think, man,

961
00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:35.440
<v Speaker 2>one fire and you're done for that post. It's a

962
00:42:35.480 --> 00:42:38.880
<v Speaker 2>it's a it's a enjoy your death thrap, ladies. That's

963
00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:41.119
<v Speaker 2>really is it really is only one fire? No no

964
00:42:41.199 --> 00:42:43.519
<v Speaker 2>fire exit, no fire exit. That joke not to the

965
00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:45.840
<v Speaker 2>best of my Oh maybe maybe I think there is one.

966
00:42:46.199 --> 00:42:48.639
<v Speaker 2>Four figure discount is brought to you by our incredible

967
00:42:48.639 --> 00:42:52.239
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968
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:55.199
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00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:04.320
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00:43:10.039 --> 00:43:11.920
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975
00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:15.599
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976
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:18.320
<v Speaker 2>cut to two weeks later and Lisa is excited because

977
00:43:18.360 --> 00:43:21.639
<v Speaker 2>I was really confused with the timeline here. So she

978
00:43:21.760 --> 00:43:25.519
<v Speaker 2>goes test day and then they get to the school

979
00:43:25.840 --> 00:43:28.679
<v Speaker 2>and so did they take a practice test or something?

980
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:31.039
<v Speaker 2>Is that what she's gonna be saying? Because Bart I

981
00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:33.880
<v Speaker 2>filled out my answers with this, and he says, You've

982
00:43:33.880 --> 00:43:36.360
<v Speaker 2>got a perfect score, and Lisa's like, what did I get?

983
00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:37.880
<v Speaker 2>What do I get? She's like freaking out over the

984
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:40.880
<v Speaker 2>score result, and I'm like, wait, wait, they're doing the

985
00:43:40.920 --> 00:43:44.239
<v Speaker 2>test today. Did they take a practice test? And she

986
00:43:44.239 --> 00:43:46.320
<v Speaker 2>wanted to get good on the practice test? Maybe that's

987
00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:46.800
<v Speaker 2>what it was.

988
00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:48.840
<v Speaker 3>Well, she's a bit of a bit of an overachiever,

989
00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:53.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah she is. Yeah, Dad, black Juise future, who.

990
00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:56.880
<v Speaker 5>You know who will sell oranges on you? Off rand.

991
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:01.639
<v Speaker 2>Home and wwocking him saying who's going to sell oranges

992
00:44:01.679 --> 00:44:04.679
<v Speaker 2>on the freeway now whatever? I'm like, yeah, it felt

993
00:44:04.719 --> 00:44:07.239
<v Speaker 2>cruel when Lisa was saying the other day. But Homer

994
00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:09.519
<v Speaker 2>and Bart can I kind of acknowledge this kid's gone.

995
00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:12.960
<v Speaker 2>No way. I've set this level, You're probably going to

996
00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:14.960
<v Speaker 2>reach this level. Yeah, and we can both accept that.

997
00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:17.000
<v Speaker 2>But Homan then checks the pantry. As he calls it,

998
00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:18.760
<v Speaker 2>there's a pack of chips, snarees eating some food and

999
00:44:18.760 --> 00:44:20.440
<v Speaker 2>we can see the insurance are still sitting in there.

1000
00:44:20.880 --> 00:44:23.920
<v Speaker 2>They do the rule of threes. So he goes weed

1001
00:44:23.960 --> 00:44:26.400
<v Speaker 2>a minute, opens it up, gets a napkin, close it again,

1002
00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:28.119
<v Speaker 2>Weed a minute. There's something else he does, but he

1003
00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:32.039
<v Speaker 2>doesn't touch the insurance envelope. Skinner greets Bart and Lisa

1004
00:44:32.039 --> 00:44:33.400
<v Speaker 2>as they get dropped off and says Bart got a

1005
00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:35.800
<v Speaker 2>perfect score and I was about to write my notes.

1006
00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:39.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck off, this is so lame, it's so stupid.

1007
00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:41.519
<v Speaker 2>Can we not go down that route? And Lisa only

1008
00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:44.400
<v Speaker 2>got ninety six percent correct because, as she says, she

1009
00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:47.159
<v Speaker 2>got ninety six and ninety eight ninety six of it,

1010
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:51.119
<v Speaker 2>ninety six could be ninety eight. Let us know be blue?

1011
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:52.519
<v Speaker 2>Who could be orange? Should we? What did you watch

1012
00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:56.199
<v Speaker 2>this episode? Did you watch several? More than a few.

1013
00:44:56.280 --> 00:44:58.119
<v Speaker 2>It's more than a few, but almost a bunch. And

1014
00:44:58.119 --> 00:44:59.559
<v Speaker 2>he says, because you've got such a good score, I

1015
00:44:59.559 --> 00:45:01.480
<v Speaker 2>guess on the at this test, but you exempt from

1016
00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:04.039
<v Speaker 2>the test and you're going to be riding the helicopter.

1017
00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:06.119
<v Speaker 2>And he takes them to the helicopter and I just.

1018
00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:08.599
<v Speaker 3>Got wait a minute, what's going on here?

1019
00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:09.360
<v Speaker 2>What's going on here?

1020
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:12.239
<v Speaker 3>I must admit though, I mean, is it? This is

1021
00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:15.960
<v Speaker 3>where he's walking to the helicopter and the school band

1022
00:45:16.000 --> 00:45:19.519
<v Speaker 3>is playing like the Rocky theme or something? Did wouldn't

1023
00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:23.280
<v Speaker 3>you like to once in your life enter a place.

1024
00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:25.039
<v Speaker 2>And the theme song to.

1025
00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:27.679
<v Speaker 3>Introduce to introduce dando, We're going to play the Rocky theme.

1026
00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:29.199
<v Speaker 2>It's like, well, you need to get married, that's how

1027
00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:31.800
<v Speaker 2>you do it. What did you interview your wedding? I

1028
00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:33.920
<v Speaker 2>don't think we actually had music really. We entered to

1029
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:38.039
<v Speaker 2>You're My Best Friend Queen? Like cool theme is? I

1030
00:45:38.119 --> 00:45:40.840
<v Speaker 2>know what you're trying to say? Though, usually like guys

1031
00:45:40.920 --> 00:45:42.480
<v Speaker 2>when they walk down the eye with the Greensman, it's like,

1032
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:43.360
<v Speaker 2>what are they walking down to?

1033
00:45:44.719 --> 00:45:47.800
<v Speaker 3>Or yeah, I say I decided to I don't know,

1034
00:45:47.840 --> 00:45:50.199
<v Speaker 3>make it late career pivot and going to m m ah.

1035
00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:54.360
<v Speaker 2>What would be my theme music is? Can we Max?

1036
00:45:56.400 --> 00:45:59.400
<v Speaker 2>I entered to my wedding with my Greensman to the

1037
00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Degeneration an X theme song. Wrestling fands that they will

1038
00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:04.840
<v Speaker 2>know what it is. It's like, are you ready they know?

1039
00:46:04.920 --> 00:46:08.199
<v Speaker 2>But DX is a faction, a group, and we did

1040
00:46:08.199 --> 00:46:10.159
<v Speaker 2>the DX pos and we got to the front. Yeah,

1041
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:15.559
<v Speaker 2>wrestling fans will know that. One fantastic. Uh listening to

1042
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:17.960
<v Speaker 2>something I think it was, I've forgot it was Eddie Murphy,

1043
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:19.679
<v Speaker 2>but he was talking about Mark Tyson. I think I

1044
00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:23.119
<v Speaker 2>was watching some YouTube video game up with or Eddie

1045
00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:26.039
<v Speaker 2>Murphy's impressions of various people. He was saying that Mark

1046
00:46:26.079 --> 00:46:28.199
<v Speaker 2>Tyson used to end of the ring and he never sung.

1047
00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:30.760
<v Speaker 2>He just had like one note, like a bass note.

1048
00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Just that's terrifying. Yeah, there's a wrestler in aw who

1049
00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:38.639
<v Speaker 2>comes out and it's just literally just and it's like,

1050
00:46:38.840 --> 00:46:42.440
<v Speaker 2>that's scarer than anything. Oh. Absolutely, I don't need cool

1051
00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:44.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking music. It's just the sound about. It's just doom.

1052
00:46:44.440 --> 00:46:48.639
<v Speaker 2>It's impeded, it's impending doom. I love it.

1053
00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:51.119
<v Speaker 3>I love it anyway. But yes, but they get on

1054
00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:52.360
<v Speaker 3>the get on the helicopter.

1055
00:46:52.519 --> 00:46:54.159
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they do get on the helicopter, which turns out

1056
00:46:54.159 --> 00:46:56.440
<v Speaker 2>to be Conna Air as you mentioned earlier, and Charmers

1057
00:46:56.440 --> 00:46:58.880
<v Speaker 2>also send skin out there as well. Because I don't

1058
00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:02.920
<v Speaker 2>know why thinks very little Skinner, they would have needed

1059
00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:03.800
<v Speaker 2>someone to look after them.

1060
00:47:03.840 --> 00:47:06.920
<v Speaker 3>I think so yeah, and yeah, Charmers, that's probably thinking, ah, well,

1061
00:47:07.000 --> 00:47:10.039
<v Speaker 3>another opportunity to get one over on this shomp.

1062
00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:13.000
<v Speaker 2>So they leave Springfield, which is referred to as the

1063
00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:15.519
<v Speaker 2>armpit of America's butt crack on the sign and Bart

1064
00:47:15.559 --> 00:47:17.239
<v Speaker 2>explains to the other kids, go the other bulls. They

1065
00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:21.239
<v Speaker 2>think they're actually going Tottle City. That's where they are going.

1066
00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:24.559
<v Speaker 2>They think they're going somewhere different though, Oh what was it?

1067
00:47:24.599 --> 00:47:26.519
<v Speaker 2>I can't quite did you watch this episode? Did you

1068
00:47:26.760 --> 00:47:29.199
<v Speaker 2>watch this episode? That could be a new running fit?

1069
00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:32.280
<v Speaker 2>So that he said they're going to be going somewhere

1070
00:47:32.280 --> 00:47:34.320
<v Speaker 2>and they don't realize this is all a scan, but

1071
00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:38.599
<v Speaker 2>explains it skinners circus. Maybe I don't know, but he says,

1072
00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:40.239
<v Speaker 2>they're actually going to watch the episode, so we're going

1073
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:42.880
<v Speaker 2>to be hiding you all in Capital City. Meanwhile, Homer

1074
00:47:42.960 --> 00:47:45.119
<v Speaker 2>arrives at work, finds his ID and then in the

1075
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:48.079
<v Speaker 2>glove box in the pantry, and then realize, oh shit,

1076
00:47:48.119 --> 00:47:50.079
<v Speaker 2>the insurance form still in here as well, so he

1077
00:47:50.119 --> 00:47:53.480
<v Speaker 2>realizes he's now financially responsible for his own actions. And

1078
00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:55.440
<v Speaker 2>then things start going wrong. I think lightning strikes right

1079
00:47:55.440 --> 00:47:57.079
<v Speaker 2>next to him, he starts panicking up. This is a

1080
00:47:57.079 --> 00:47:59.000
<v Speaker 2>fun story, but it would have got old by the

1081
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:01.079
<v Speaker 2>end of it. I'm assuming him trying to avoid danger.

1082
00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:04.800
<v Speaker 2>But I think Homer doing a Final Destination parody throughout.

1083
00:48:05.159 --> 00:48:07.079
<v Speaker 2>I think that's that's a perfect They may have already

1084
00:48:07.079 --> 00:48:08.599
<v Speaker 2>done it, forgive me because I haven't seen them all,

1085
00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:11.679
<v Speaker 2>but a trios of horror on Final Destination would be cool.

1086
00:48:12.280 --> 00:48:14.559
<v Speaker 3>Oh sure, yeah, I mean I'm wondering what sort of

1087
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:17.679
<v Speaker 3>comedic spin you could put on it. What's the premise

1088
00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:19.519
<v Speaker 3>for it. I mean, I think this is a good

1089
00:48:19.559 --> 00:48:22.559
<v Speaker 3>premise to sort of have that. But yeah, I love

1090
00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:25.159
<v Speaker 3>the idea of him just trying to avoid trouble or

1091
00:48:25.159 --> 00:48:26.880
<v Speaker 3>trying to avoid catastrophe.

1092
00:48:26.360 --> 00:48:29.280
<v Speaker 2>In the simplest of scenarios. Oh yeah, we wouldn't normally

1093
00:48:29.320 --> 00:48:30.679
<v Speaker 2>not think anything could possibly go wrong.

1094
00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:34.719
<v Speaker 3>Well, when we talk about those Final Destination movies and it,

1095
00:48:34.719 --> 00:48:37.119
<v Speaker 3>you know, just the real joy of them is, like

1096
00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:40.400
<v Speaker 3>you can just tell the glee that the storytellers have

1097
00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:44.880
<v Speaker 3>got into. Okay, this looks like the most innocent of situations.

1098
00:48:44.960 --> 00:48:47.880
<v Speaker 3>We're sitting here in Dando's podcast studio. But that light,

1099
00:48:48.239 --> 00:48:51.719
<v Speaker 3>what's the holy shit, crash bandicoot up there. He looks

1100
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:53.280
<v Speaker 3>like he's help some spiky shit that could end up

1101
00:48:53.280 --> 00:48:55.719
<v Speaker 3>in my skull, all that kind of business, and just

1102
00:48:55.760 --> 00:48:56.679
<v Speaker 3>take that and you run.

1103
00:48:57.239 --> 00:48:59.840
<v Speaker 2>We want to get to hear? How do we get there? Yeah? Yeah,

1104
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:04.000
<v Speaker 2>it's like putting together mouse trap, very much, very much.

1105
00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:05.639
<v Speaker 2>Those cool videos you see on YouTube where it's like

1106
00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:07.679
<v Speaker 2>all these different contraptions to get a basketball to go

1107
00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:10.119
<v Speaker 2>into a hoop. It's like, are they cool videos on YouTube?

1108
00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:13.280
<v Speaker 2>There's many cool videos on YouTube? Are they like like six?

1109
00:49:14.239 --> 00:49:17.599
<v Speaker 2>And it depends on you subscribe to? Okay, you want

1110
00:49:17.599 --> 00:49:19.360
<v Speaker 2>to get into the dark corners of YouTube, you know

1111
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:20.960
<v Speaker 2>when it's like two am and in a dark corner,

1112
00:49:21.039 --> 00:49:22.119
<v Speaker 2>like how did I get to hear? And you're like

1113
00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:24.800
<v Speaker 2>backtrack from that video to that video. I'm like, how

1114
00:49:24.800 --> 00:49:29.599
<v Speaker 2>did this video suggestions lead to this? Because I watched this,

1115
00:49:29.760 --> 00:49:31.079
<v Speaker 2>all my suggestions is going to be about this.

1116
00:49:31.920 --> 00:49:34.440
<v Speaker 3>I watched one video saying the doomers are right, and

1117
00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:37.599
<v Speaker 3>now all of a sudden, there's just dooms growing all

1118
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:38.000
<v Speaker 3>the time.

1119
00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:40.199
<v Speaker 2>Have fun or not?

1120
00:49:41.079 --> 00:49:48.599
<v Speaker 5>Dear stupid insurance company. I meant to mail this on time.

1121
00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:55.559
<v Speaker 5>What do you mean? Too bad? Screw you eh, yeah.

1122
00:49:55.760 --> 00:49:57.280
<v Speaker 2>He tries to drop it off, but he's going to

1123
00:49:57.280 --> 00:49:58.840
<v Speaker 2>be back in three hours or back at three pm.

1124
00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Maybe back I think it's back three pm, like a

1125
00:50:01.320 --> 00:50:03.840
<v Speaker 2>three pm, Yeah, definitely three Did you can watch this episode?

1126
00:50:03.880 --> 00:50:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Because he's stopping his daughter's wedding is the reason he's

1127
00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:06.559
<v Speaker 2>not there anywhere?

1128
00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:09.320
<v Speaker 3>Yes, we've got three pm in our heads, but it

1129
00:50:09.400 --> 00:50:10.360
<v Speaker 3>could well have been.

1130
00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, definitely three pm, because it's that three oh one.

1131
00:50:11.960 --> 00:50:12.719
<v Speaker 2>When Burns gets hurt.

1132
00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:15.079
<v Speaker 3>He's like, oh yeah, absolutely, but yeah, the sign could

1133
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:17.400
<v Speaker 3>have said back in three hours, and we were doing

1134
00:50:17.440 --> 00:50:17.920
<v Speaker 3>the matter.

1135
00:50:18.000 --> 00:50:19.639
<v Speaker 2>It was back at three pm. Yeah, that makes more sense,

1136
00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:21.599
<v Speaker 2>doesn't That's why it has to get two three pm? Yeah?

1137
00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:24.039
<v Speaker 2>Did you even watch this episode? I try to, But

1138
00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:26.320
<v Speaker 2>then the pop plant drops on Homer's arm and he

1139
00:50:26.360 --> 00:50:28.159
<v Speaker 2>just basically tells the bruise to go away. So whatever,

1140
00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:30.480
<v Speaker 2>It's now time for the test, the actual test in

1141
00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:34.159
<v Speaker 2>the cafeteria, and Skinner Charmers tries to use some motivation

1142
00:50:34.199 --> 00:50:36.559
<v Speaker 2>by saying, imagine each question is a baby chicken. If

1143
00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:38.519
<v Speaker 2>you get it wrong, the baby chick dies. I would

1144
00:50:38.519 --> 00:50:41.920
<v Speaker 2>have died anyway. That's unfortunately the how did he reach

1145
00:50:41.960 --> 00:50:45.320
<v Speaker 2>this position? That's terrible, terrible advice. Yeah, I know that's

1146
00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:47.400
<v Speaker 2>what with Alliott with his goal Kynoe. I always say

1147
00:50:47.440 --> 00:50:50.679
<v Speaker 2>to him, treat every kick for goal like you're trying

1148
00:50:50.719 --> 00:50:53.360
<v Speaker 2>to win the Grand Final. And there's a lot of

1149
00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:54.960
<v Speaker 2>pressure in a kid. But it works for me because

1150
00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:56.920
<v Speaker 2>now he kicks and he's just like he keeps goals mate,

1151
00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:58.559
<v Speaker 2>Like he's just good at it. He's like, I try

1152
00:50:58.599 --> 00:51:01.480
<v Speaker 2>to pretend like I'm this goal. It might just be

1153
00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:03.920
<v Speaker 2>a practice shot after school, but I'm like, this has

1154
00:51:03.960 --> 00:51:04.400
<v Speaker 2>to go through.

1155
00:51:04.760 --> 00:51:06.719
<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's good that you were indoctrinating him from an

1156
00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:07.000
<v Speaker 3>early I.

1157
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:09.360
<v Speaker 2>Might tugger Wood his dad and like the dad David

1158
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:13.239
<v Speaker 2>Beckham's dad was just the prick because I didn't realize

1159
00:51:13.280 --> 00:51:17.360
<v Speaker 2>all these famous like MJ. Beckham, Tiger Woods, all these

1160
00:51:17.840 --> 00:51:20.679
<v Speaker 2>number one stars of all time, they all had harsh

1161
00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:23.199
<v Speaker 2>upbrings like their dads were pricks. Yeah. Absolutely, I don't

1162
00:51:23.199 --> 00:51:24.920
<v Speaker 2>want to be that. But like I just tried to

1163
00:51:25.159 --> 00:51:28.360
<v Speaker 2>say to Elliott, you have talent here, Let's not waste it.

1164
00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:28.559
<v Speaker 2>You know.

1165
00:51:28.599 --> 00:51:32.519
<v Speaker 3>Well, to quote Chris Rock, pressure creeds, dumbs not hugs.

1166
00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:37.679
<v Speaker 2>A lot of people quoting Chris Rock lately, and Chris

1167
00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:40.119
<v Speaker 2>Rock says this Chris Rocks, like, can we stop taking

1168
00:51:41.559 --> 00:51:43.360
<v Speaker 2>advice from Chris Rock please? No?

1169
00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:47.320
<v Speaker 3>No, that is full of good, good tips about some things.

1170
00:51:47.320 --> 00:51:49.239
<v Speaker 2>Certainly about some things. Yes, he knows how to take

1171
00:51:49.280 --> 00:51:50.119
<v Speaker 2>a hit, that's for sure.

1172
00:51:51.519 --> 00:51:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Apparently Willis Smith referenced the slap in some songs related

1173
00:51:55.039 --> 00:51:57.679
<v Speaker 3>or released just recently, and everyone's kind.

1174
00:51:57.599 --> 00:52:00.079
<v Speaker 2>Of like, yeah, you should be really embarrassed, but you

1175
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:02.320
<v Speaker 2>kind of suck as a result of that. Don't release

1176
00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:04.000
<v Speaker 2>songs anymore, will just.

1177
00:52:03.960 --> 00:52:08.159
<v Speaker 3>Be or maybe just go enjoy your untold millions place

1178
00:52:08.199 --> 00:52:08.960
<v Speaker 3>of an arts island.

1179
00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:11.719
<v Speaker 2>But they're four minutes late to start. Is like, go go, go,

1180
00:52:11.719 --> 00:52:14.320
<v Speaker 2>go go, And Lisa is just hearing all various sounds,

1181
00:52:14.320 --> 00:52:16.199
<v Speaker 2>and I thought they really captured the vibe of what

1182
00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:18.679
<v Speaker 2>you're doing a test when you sit in there and yeah,

1183
00:52:18.880 --> 00:52:21.519
<v Speaker 2>you're nervous, you don't quite understand one of the questions,

1184
00:52:21.519 --> 00:52:23.199
<v Speaker 2>and you're looking around the room and everything just seems

1185
00:52:23.199 --> 00:52:25.880
<v Speaker 2>to be like amplified or who sounds everything, It's it's

1186
00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:28.039
<v Speaker 2>nerve wracking. Oh yeah, absolutely, lot of pressure you put

1187
00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:29.679
<v Speaker 2>on yourself doing these tests. And you look back here

1188
00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:32.480
<v Speaker 2>and you think none of those tests mattered, none of them.

1189
00:52:32.559 --> 00:52:35.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, absolutely not. That. I mean, they mattered, but

1190
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I would still be here if I didn't do that test,

1191
00:52:38.880 --> 00:52:40.519
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? Oh yeah, Why did I

1192
00:52:40.599 --> 00:52:42.679
<v Speaker 2>spend so many hours stressing about how I'm going to go?

1193
00:52:42.880 --> 00:52:43.880
<v Speaker 2>It didn't matter. Yeah.

1194
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:46.239
<v Speaker 3>I have an incredibly vivid memory of when I was

1195
00:52:46.239 --> 00:52:47.760
<v Speaker 3>in like fifth form or something and doing like.

1196
00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:53.519
<v Speaker 2>A history yeah exam, and yeah it was typicult. Seventeen

1197
00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:55.440
<v Speaker 2>year old wasn't paying attention to history. It didn't give

1198
00:52:55.440 --> 00:52:58.039
<v Speaker 2>a shit, and I was looking at this I don't

1199
00:52:58.039 --> 00:53:00.079
<v Speaker 2>know why. I remember this specific question was with like

1200
00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:04.679
<v Speaker 2>some historical figure in England in the seventeenth century or whatever.

1201
00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:08.079
<v Speaker 2>It's like, I don't know this at all. I don't know.

1202
00:53:08.639 --> 00:53:12.039
<v Speaker 2>I've heard this guy's name, but I don't remember a

1203
00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:13.920
<v Speaker 2>damn thing. And I was like, but I've gone George Washington.

1204
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:18.119
<v Speaker 3>I've got to write something down. I can't remember, like me,

1205
00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:21.280
<v Speaker 3>what I wrote, but it was just not what was required.

1206
00:53:21.960 --> 00:53:24.679
<v Speaker 2>Well, they were rewarded for guessing apparently. Oh yeah, apparently

1207
00:53:24.719 --> 00:53:27.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm still here, so you know. So they're doing the

1208
00:53:27.199 --> 00:53:30.400
<v Speaker 2>test and Lisa I liked that they referenced Millhouse's eyebrows here.

1209
00:53:31.079 --> 00:53:33.440
<v Speaker 2>This is the first time his eyebrows I swear as

1210
00:53:33.440 --> 00:53:35.760
<v Speaker 2>appeared in a previous episode the eyebrows, But maybe it's

1211
00:53:35.760 --> 00:53:38.519
<v Speaker 2>not because I use this gift all the time with

1212
00:53:38.599 --> 00:53:41.000
<v Speaker 2>Millhouse's eyebrows. This must have been the episode that featured it,

1213
00:53:41.440 --> 00:53:43.360
<v Speaker 2>because I now that I look back, I'm thinking I

1214
00:53:43.360 --> 00:53:45.280
<v Speaker 2>thought this was a back reference. But no, Maybe it's

1215
00:53:45.320 --> 00:53:47.239
<v Speaker 2>just been such a part of my life that I

1216
00:53:47.239 --> 00:53:49.800
<v Speaker 2>assumed we'd reviewed an episode that had the eyebrows already.

1217
00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:52.599
<v Speaker 2>Could we had that feeling we had the Millhouse lower

1218
00:53:52.639 --> 00:53:55.599
<v Speaker 2>those eyebrows. But the a bit there, that's a gift

1219
00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:57.320
<v Speaker 2>that I use all the time. It feels like it

1220
00:53:57.360 --> 00:53:59.599
<v Speaker 2>was before this. It does, doesn't it. But maybe it's not.

1221
00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:01.920
<v Speaker 2>It's just gonna use it all the time. Who knows.

1222
00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:04.360
<v Speaker 2>But she struggles with the first question. She's not having

1223
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:06.519
<v Speaker 2>a good time. They arrive at Capital City, which is

1224
00:54:06.519 --> 00:54:08.079
<v Speaker 2>the birthplace of Capital Punishment.

1225
00:54:08.559 --> 00:54:11.840
<v Speaker 3>That gig yeah, I think this might be the same.

1226
00:54:11.880 --> 00:54:14.480
<v Speaker 3>I've written a note here. They're lingering a little long on.

1227
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:16.840
<v Speaker 2>The visual gags, okay, and that may be one of

1228
00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:20.920
<v Speaker 2>the ones where the sign gig yeah, you've stayed on

1229
00:54:20.960 --> 00:54:23.719
<v Speaker 2>this maybe two seconds too long. I should be able

1230
00:54:23.760 --> 00:54:27.599
<v Speaker 2>to see it. Wait what yeah? Yeah? As opposed it

1231
00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:30.159
<v Speaker 2>should be I blinkingly miss it. Yeah, as opposed to

1232
00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:31.679
<v Speaker 2>Look how funny we are.

1233
00:54:31.679 --> 00:54:34.719
<v Speaker 3>You're getting this right? Yeah, you guard it, you guard it.

1234
00:54:34.760 --> 00:54:37.440
<v Speaker 2>The kids are still all mocking Skinner, Ralph needs potty

1235
00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:40.159
<v Speaker 2>and Otto he's just dancing, and Odo is mesmerized by

1236
00:54:40.159 --> 00:54:42.159
<v Speaker 2>his dance. As we said, oo very expendable at this

1237
00:54:42.159 --> 00:54:46.599
<v Speaker 2>point anymore. You tell you what I want, what.

1238
00:54:46.599 --> 00:54:47.519
<v Speaker 5>I really really want?

1239
00:54:47.559 --> 00:54:48.599
<v Speaker 3>So tell me what you want?

1240
00:54:48.599 --> 00:54:49.639
<v Speaker 4>What do you really really want?

1241
00:54:49.679 --> 00:54:51.039
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what I want when.

1242
00:54:50.920 --> 00:54:52.800
<v Speaker 3>I really really want, So tell me what you want.

1243
00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:53.920
<v Speaker 5>What do you really really want?

1244
00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:55.639
<v Speaker 1>Ralph? Are you almost finished?

1245
00:54:55.719 --> 00:54:59.440
<v Speaker 2>I finished before we came in. They get back in.

1246
00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:03.719
<v Speaker 2>The bus has been stripped and stripped. Yeah, I thought

1247
00:55:03.760 --> 00:55:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Capital City was like the nice place. Apparently it's now

1248
00:55:06.000 --> 00:55:06.559
<v Speaker 2>the ship place.

1249
00:55:06.719 --> 00:55:09.079
<v Speaker 3>Well, every city's got the rocks. Wrong side of the

1250
00:55:09.079 --> 00:55:09.880
<v Speaker 3>track has indeed.

1251
00:55:09.960 --> 00:55:12.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Skinner's worried Tho because they get to the corner

1252
00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:17.280
<v Speaker 2>of Martin Luther King Boulevard and oars as.

1253
00:55:17.360 --> 00:55:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1254
00:55:17.920 --> 00:55:21.119
<v Speaker 2>Way, but that's it. There's no that's that's into the gag.

1255
00:55:21.840 --> 00:55:24.159
<v Speaker 2>Is there a joke there that I'm missing? I would

1256
00:55:24.199 --> 00:55:27.880
<v Speaker 2>speculate that we've got a whole bunch of white people here,

1257
00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:29.519
<v Speaker 2>and they are at the corner of a whole bunch

1258
00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:31.000
<v Speaker 2>of whe people right in the show as well, but

1259
00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:31.480
<v Speaker 2>that is.

1260
00:55:31.440 --> 00:55:34.360
<v Speaker 3>Correct, yes, And they are at a corner of an

1261
00:55:34.440 --> 00:55:38.880
<v Speaker 3>Hispanic and an African American part of town. They might

1262
00:55:38.920 --> 00:55:40.280
<v Speaker 3>be like, oh, now we're in trouble.

1263
00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:43.679
<v Speaker 2>They can't be the joke, right, Is it a joke.

1264
00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:45.159
<v Speaker 2>If it's a joke, it's not a good joke. Yeah,

1265
00:55:45.159 --> 00:55:48.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, just unfounded white panic. Yeah, it just

1266
00:55:48.320 --> 00:55:51.440
<v Speaker 2>goes nowhere. Homer is sneaking in the front door at home.

1267
00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:53.119
<v Speaker 2>You just want to hurt himself, and he tells margin

1268
00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:54.519
<v Speaker 2>needs to be safe or they're going to go to

1269
00:55:54.559 --> 00:55:56.119
<v Speaker 2>the poor house or back to the poor house, as

1270
00:55:56.159 --> 00:55:58.400
<v Speaker 2>March says. So she invites me to his book club,

1271
00:55:58.440 --> 00:55:59.840
<v Speaker 2>and he says, that's the most boring thing ever, Thank

1272
00:55:59.880 --> 00:56:01.360
<v Speaker 2>you so much. That's going to be I'm gonna be

1273
00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:04.559
<v Speaker 2>safe here, or so he thought. He walks in and

1274
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:07.800
<v Speaker 2>he sees all he sees is danger. Yeah, and that's

1275
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:10.079
<v Speaker 2>the thing. If you are trying to avoid danger, you

1276
00:56:10.119 --> 00:56:12.679
<v Speaker 2>see danger in everything. I can imagine living the life

1277
00:56:12.679 --> 00:56:14.320
<v Speaker 2>of someone who find us the nation, everything would be

1278
00:56:14.360 --> 00:56:17.079
<v Speaker 2>a worry to you. Like I can't walk anywhere. Everything's

1279
00:56:17.119 --> 00:56:18.559
<v Speaker 2>going to have an impact. But if you lived your

1280
00:56:18.599 --> 00:56:20.800
<v Speaker 2>life like that, like genuine, this is genuine life. Like

1281
00:56:20.840 --> 00:56:23.199
<v Speaker 2>that's why I find us the nation works because everything

1282
00:56:23.239 --> 00:56:25.079
<v Speaker 2>could kill you. Yeah, but if you lived your life

1283
00:56:25.079 --> 00:56:27.159
<v Speaker 2>worrying about it, you wouldn't live a life like getting

1284
00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:29.639
<v Speaker 2>into a car. They are a killing machine. How many

1285
00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:30.440
<v Speaker 2>times have we said this?

1286
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:33.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so many variables in the way you drive, so

1287
00:56:33.599 --> 00:56:36.159
<v Speaker 3>many variables in the way other people do in the car,

1288
00:56:36.519 --> 00:56:39.800
<v Speaker 3>in the road, other people's cars, mother nature.

1289
00:56:39.880 --> 00:56:41.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all it takes us a branch to fall in

1290
00:56:41.199 --> 00:56:43.000
<v Speaker 2>front of a car. They swerve off, and then that's it.

1291
00:56:43.119 --> 00:56:46.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, I mean lucky you're with Amy, but sure, yeah, friend.

1292
00:56:46.519 --> 00:56:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Of the pod. But Homer sees Haling her hair catches

1293
00:56:50.440 --> 00:56:53.159
<v Speaker 2>on fire, which and then shoes get thrown to Cookie

1294
00:56:53.199 --> 00:56:56.519
<v Speaker 2>Kwan's eyes, and Agnes gets cleaved, and a Nagel starts

1295
00:56:56.599 --> 00:56:59.840
<v Speaker 2>kissing March and that's when you go, oh watch this

1296
00:56:59.880 --> 00:57:05.400
<v Speaker 2>go fuck. This escalated real fast. But Homer's just imagining

1297
00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:08.639
<v Speaker 2>Nagel kissing Marge. And yes, I said that kiss totally

1298
00:57:08.639 --> 00:57:11.920
<v Speaker 2>would have been using a commercial. Lisa is still struggling

1299
00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:14.360
<v Speaker 2>with the question so she skips the question too, did

1300
00:57:14.559 --> 00:57:17.079
<v Speaker 2>like this use what you're learning question one? That happens

1301
00:57:17.119 --> 00:57:18.679
<v Speaker 2>so often you're like, oh, but I couldn't do a

1302
00:57:18.760 --> 00:57:23.000
<v Speaker 2>question one. But this is where Charmer says, you know,

1303
00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:25.840
<v Speaker 2>you can guess. You get points for guessing. Oh you can't.

1304
00:57:25.920 --> 00:57:28.280
<v Speaker 2>You don't do it, nobody guess. Just be right, get

1305
00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:29.679
<v Speaker 2>on your knees and prayer to guy that you're going

1306
00:57:29.719 --> 00:57:32.280
<v Speaker 2>to be correct. Do just just pray to anybody skinning.

1307
00:57:32.320 --> 00:57:35.960
<v Speaker 2>The boys meanwhile still in Capital City, just running around.

1308
00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:38.079
<v Speaker 2>What was were they just going to Capital City? Was

1309
00:57:38.079 --> 00:57:39.480
<v Speaker 2>that just just go to Capital City for the Why

1310
00:57:39.480 --> 00:57:43.639
<v Speaker 2>does go to some of the park whatever? Who cares?

1311
00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:47.079
<v Speaker 2>So Ralph is now meanwhile missing, but he turns up

1312
00:57:47.079 --> 00:57:49.159
<v Speaker 2>on a I think just a garbage barge. I guess

1313
00:57:49.400 --> 00:57:51.639
<v Speaker 2>you call it? Yeah, yeah, barge. So they're called barges, right,

1314
00:57:52.079 --> 00:57:54.039
<v Speaker 2>sounds about run. Did you watch this episode? I watched

1315
00:57:54.039 --> 00:57:56.280
<v Speaker 2>her Just not know what barges are. I've always called

1316
00:57:56.280 --> 00:57:57.800
<v Speaker 2>it a barge. Whether that's correct or I don't know,

1317
00:57:57.880 --> 00:57:59.960
<v Speaker 2>I think it is. Maybe Homer needs to keep say

1318
00:58:00.119 --> 00:58:03.000
<v Speaker 2>for ten more seconds he's watching Agnes. She drops the

1319
00:58:03.039 --> 00:58:04.480
<v Speaker 2>cheese knife, like what are you doing? Women? So he

1320
00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:07.679
<v Speaker 2>picks it up. Then Nagel's scarf is caught in the

1321
00:58:07.920 --> 00:58:09.519
<v Speaker 2>nearly caught the fan, so he cuts that. Then he

1322
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:11.800
<v Speaker 2>gets caught in the fan, which calls him to fall

1323
00:58:11.800 --> 00:58:15.000
<v Speaker 2>on the table. Picks from the cheese fall over, going

1324
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:17.920
<v Speaker 2>towards Lwan. He throws all the cheeses and stops the

1325
00:58:17.960 --> 00:58:21.039
<v Speaker 2>more very matrixx Matrix X. Yes, and I did see

1326
00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:23.840
<v Speaker 2>a funny clip from the Matrix recently yesterday. Actually it

1327
00:58:23.880 --> 00:58:25.679
<v Speaker 2>was the news report to announce that The Matrix was

1328
00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:29.199
<v Speaker 2>being filmed in Australia, like a new film starting count

1329
00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:31.239
<v Speaker 2>Reads is now filming in Sydney. I want to say,

1330
00:58:31.239 --> 00:58:34.119
<v Speaker 2>the Gold Coast. Whatever it's called, it's called the Matrix.

1331
00:58:37.320 --> 00:58:40.239
<v Speaker 2>But so he saves the day there and Maggie shoots

1332
00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:41.679
<v Speaker 2>the knife out of I don't know how the knife

1333
00:58:41.679 --> 00:58:43.239
<v Speaker 2>gets into her cannon, but she shoots a knife out

1334
00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:45.280
<v Speaker 2>the window or something and it hits Burns in the head.

1335
00:58:46.119 --> 00:58:49.440
<v Speaker 2>And this whole next minute I just went this is gross.

1336
00:58:49.480 --> 00:58:51.880
<v Speaker 2>This is just modern day Simpsons at its worst. Basically,

1337
00:58:52.039 --> 00:58:54.960
<v Speaker 2>so Burns is bleeding everywhere, so lifts the knife out

1338
00:58:54.960 --> 00:58:56.679
<v Speaker 2>of his head and the blood comes out. So he

1339
00:58:56.719 --> 00:58:59.239
<v Speaker 2>then comes out of his nose. So Homer sucks on

1340
00:58:59.239 --> 00:59:00.559
<v Speaker 2>his nose and the blood come out of home? Is it?

1341
00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:03.519
<v Speaker 2>And I went, ah, we've done a noping out of

1342
00:59:03.559 --> 00:59:05.280
<v Speaker 2>that state. We need to really get away from that

1343
00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:08.719
<v Speaker 2>stupid comedy that the Simpsons does not need that at all.

1344
00:59:09.599 --> 00:59:14.400
<v Speaker 2>March March forgiving him. It was almost at the point

1345
00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:16.280
<v Speaker 2>where they wrote this line as if it was meant

1346
00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:17.239
<v Speaker 2>to be ridiculous.

1347
00:59:18.079 --> 00:59:20.559
<v Speaker 5>Are you mad I forgot to send into payment?

1348
00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:22.199
<v Speaker 1>No, sweetie.

1349
00:59:22.239 --> 00:59:24.320
<v Speaker 2>At this point in a marriage, a wife should know

1350
00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:26.360
<v Speaker 2>what her husband can do and what he can't.

1351
00:59:26.760 --> 00:59:28.800
<v Speaker 3>Was I to think you can nail and an envelope?

1352
00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:32.920
<v Speaker 2>It's such a cop out ending to this. Yeah, but

1353
00:59:33.000 --> 00:59:35.519
<v Speaker 2>the thing is they're just trying to basically establish at

1354
00:59:35.519 --> 00:59:37.679
<v Speaker 2>this point that we know it's real. Nothing really matters.

1355
00:59:37.800 --> 00:59:41.079
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, nothing really metrics. Yeah, not

1356
00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:44.199
<v Speaker 2>really metrics. But then I did like the follow up though,

1357
00:59:44.719 --> 00:59:46.519
<v Speaker 2>is there snuggle insurance? Because if some I'm about to

1358
00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:49.159
<v Speaker 2>file a claim And I'm like, okay, at least it's sweet. Yeah,

1359
00:59:49.440 --> 00:59:52.679
<v Speaker 2>the word snuggle always gets me. Skinner then takes the

1360
00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:55.840
<v Speaker 2>bart slingshot and he writes a note they used crane

1361
00:59:55.880 --> 00:59:57.440
<v Speaker 2>to save the boy because the cranes are about to

1362
00:59:57.480 --> 00:59:59.760
<v Speaker 2>be I think the pianos are falling. No, no, swe

1363
01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:02.079
<v Speaker 2>something's gonna happen. Basically is gonna I think they were

1364
01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:04.920
<v Speaker 2>dumping stuff onto that barge. They I'm not too sure,

1365
01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:07.639
<v Speaker 2>but anyway, he basically wants the crane driver with the

1366
01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:11.239
<v Speaker 2>storage unit to save Ralph. He sends the sling shot

1367
01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:14.599
<v Speaker 2>hits the guy, which calls him to knock out, and

1368
01:00:14.639 --> 01:00:16.760
<v Speaker 2>then he crashes. And then the pianos are falling out

1369
01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:18.760
<v Speaker 2>the side of the shipping container and they're about to

1370
01:00:18.800 --> 01:00:21.679
<v Speaker 2>fall on Ralph. So then he skinner than does something

1371
01:00:21.719 --> 01:00:23.559
<v Speaker 2>that he hasn't done as a principal ever to this day.

1372
01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:27.039
<v Speaker 2>Something runs on top of the shipping container whilst is

1373
01:00:27.039 --> 01:00:29.559
<v Speaker 2>in the air. He uses centrifugal force, uses the momentum

1374
01:00:29.559 --> 01:00:31.719
<v Speaker 2>to make it go away, and it ends up tipping

1375
01:00:31.719 --> 01:00:34.480
<v Speaker 2>pianos into the orphanage for the musically Gifted. It all

1376
01:00:34.519 --> 01:00:38.159
<v Speaker 2>worked out. Yeah, a nice little ridiculous moment. But that

1377
01:00:38.239 --> 01:00:40.360
<v Speaker 2>felt like vintage Simpsons. Yeah. I was just about to

1378
01:00:40.360 --> 01:00:43.679
<v Speaker 2>say that feels like season eight even earlier. I feel

1379
01:00:43.679 --> 01:00:45.840
<v Speaker 2>like that feels like a Conra o' brian gag. Yeah,

1380
01:00:46.000 --> 01:00:47.840
<v Speaker 2>just of course, the piano ha'sall into a gift that

1381
01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:51.360
<v Speaker 2>the Ophage for the musically gifted. They're right back at

1382
01:00:51.360 --> 01:00:54.079
<v Speaker 2>school just before that, though, he's reading The Muckleberry Finn.

1383
01:00:54.159 --> 01:00:56.280
<v Speaker 2>So they're good book. Yeah, so they've learned shit. Now

1384
01:00:56.280 --> 01:00:58.320
<v Speaker 2>they think he's cool. He's reading them an actual book

1385
01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:00.440
<v Speaker 2>and they're enjoying that as well. Really greets and blah

1386
01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:03.239
<v Speaker 2>blah blah, calls more names. Not really that important. Lisa

1387
01:01:03.280 --> 01:01:05.119
<v Speaker 2>still doesn't know any answers though she can't do anything.

1388
01:01:05.119 --> 01:01:08.079
<v Speaker 2>Millhouse apparently finished it and it's slows two minutes to spare. Yeah,

1389
01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:09.639
<v Speaker 2>but rut it on his shirt to n't he or

1390
01:01:10.239 --> 01:01:12.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, you've got stray marks and he's wiping off.

1391
01:01:12.320 --> 01:01:15.320
<v Speaker 2>It didn't really go anywhere the Millhouse bit. No, really,

1392
01:01:15.719 --> 01:01:17.719
<v Speaker 2>the pass should have been that he wasn't answering them

1393
01:01:17.719 --> 01:01:19.920
<v Speaker 2>correctly or something. It was just sort of payoff there.

1394
01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:21.880
<v Speaker 2>But Skinner enters and says, this test is a joke.

1395
01:01:21.920 --> 01:01:23.639
<v Speaker 2>We're not going to be doing this. I now know

1396
01:01:23.679 --> 01:01:26.159
<v Speaker 2>how kids really learn, and he's schooling me. Throwing it

1397
01:01:26.159 --> 01:01:28.320
<v Speaker 2>at this test and basically just stopped in the test

1398
01:01:28.360 --> 01:01:30.800
<v Speaker 2>isn't important. What's important is how we teach these kids.

1399
01:01:30.800 --> 01:01:32.480
<v Speaker 2>I know how to teach kids now, which is a

1400
01:01:32.559 --> 01:01:35.519
<v Speaker 2>very valid lesson. He learned something today, sure, yes, and

1401
01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:38.559
<v Speaker 2>skin Lisa says, here, oh yeah, am my brain the

1402
01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:41.119
<v Speaker 2>outcast again, and he also then lifts the band on

1403
01:01:41.199 --> 01:01:43.840
<v Speaker 2>this is another padding lifts the band of dancing and

1404
01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:45.920
<v Speaker 2>they dance the footloot for what feels like thirty plus

1405
01:01:46.000 --> 01:01:47.840
<v Speaker 2>seconds if not more. Yeah.

1406
01:01:47.840 --> 01:01:53.119
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean it's really just the finale of yeah footloots, Yeah,

1407
01:01:53.199 --> 01:01:54.800
<v Speaker 3>right down to all the dance moves and everything like that.

1408
01:01:54.880 --> 01:01:57.920
<v Speaker 3>It's almost like a pitch perfect rendition of it. And

1409
01:01:57.960 --> 01:02:02.480
<v Speaker 3>there's like, uh, another musical outro. I'm not sure about that,

1410
01:02:02.519 --> 01:02:03.800
<v Speaker 3>but no, Footloose.

1411
01:02:03.320 --> 01:02:06.079
<v Speaker 2>Is kind of a jam. So I've never really liked Footloose.

1412
01:02:06.119 --> 01:02:08.440
<v Speaker 2>The song that's just one of those ones where I've

1413
01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:11.360
<v Speaker 2>just gone run to Paradise is another one for me.

1414
01:02:11.360 --> 01:02:13.119
<v Speaker 2>There there's some there's songs that songs that I don't

1415
01:02:13.199 --> 01:02:15.760
<v Speaker 2>enjoy that. What's the bon Jovi song that I don't

1416
01:02:15.800 --> 01:02:17.920
<v Speaker 2>really like? It's not is it Living on a Prayer?

1417
01:02:18.119 --> 01:02:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Living on a Prayer? It's just those songs where I've

1418
01:02:21.320 --> 01:02:23.960
<v Speaker 2>heard themselves and I go, it's just not for me.

1419
01:02:24.519 --> 01:02:26.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, just I know I'm not saying it's bad,

1420
01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:28.960
<v Speaker 2>but it's not for you. Yeah, Footloose? So I just

1421
01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:31.519
<v Speaker 2>go Did you even listen to the song? Yeah? I

1422
01:02:31.559 --> 01:02:34.920
<v Speaker 2>get people listen and enjoy Footloose. I've personally never seen

1423
01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:36.119
<v Speaker 2>the movie, so I didn't realize it was a direct

1424
01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:38.159
<v Speaker 2>reference to the end of the film. Ah, I think

1425
01:02:38.159 --> 01:02:39.519
<v Speaker 2>cause I've never liked the song. I just never bother

1426
01:02:39.519 --> 01:02:40.320
<v Speaker 2>watching the movie.

1427
01:02:40.679 --> 01:02:43.519
<v Speaker 3>The original foot Loose is kind of fun. It's very

1428
01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:45.239
<v Speaker 3>eighties Bacon, right, yeah, Bacon.

1429
01:02:45.320 --> 01:02:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1430
01:02:45.960 --> 01:02:48.039
<v Speaker 3>And then they did a remake like in the two

1431
01:02:48.079 --> 01:02:50.519
<v Speaker 3>thousands or the twenty tens or something. Did they really

1432
01:02:50.639 --> 01:02:53.119
<v Speaker 3>yeah with Was there a TV show foot Loose?

1433
01:02:53.199 --> 01:02:55.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Okay, yeah, I'll take that back.

1434
01:02:57.199 --> 01:03:00.360
<v Speaker 3>The remake was fine. Actually one of the first pearances

1435
01:03:00.480 --> 01:03:03.800
<v Speaker 3>of Myles Teller. Okay, yeah, he was really goodn't it?

1436
01:03:04.880 --> 01:03:05.039
<v Speaker 1>Kid?

1437
01:03:05.039 --> 01:03:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Can dance Footloose? TV show? Is there anything? Is it?

1438
01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Was there a Roadhouse TV show?

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<v Speaker 3>No, but there was a Roadhouse remake that was on

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<v Speaker 3>Amazon Prime.

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<v Speaker 2>Assumed it was a show maybe, Yeah, So when it's

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<v Speaker 2>on the streaming service, I was always assume it's a show.

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<v Speaker 2>I get where you're coming from, but your Footloose was

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01:03:20.679 --> 01:03:25.079
<v Speaker 2>twenty eleven. Wow, that long ago. Kenny Warman, there's Ren McCormack.

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<v Speaker 2>A city. A city kid moves to a small town

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<v Speaker 2>where dancing is banned.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently apparently it's based on a true story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the story of Footloos.

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<v Speaker 3>You would have these towns in say like Middle America

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<v Speaker 3>that were sort of like in the buckle of the

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01:03:39.960 --> 01:03:42.559
<v Speaker 3>Bible belt or whatever, and they were.

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<v Speaker 2>Like no dancing at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they had their reasons, and I'm sure the makers

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<v Speaker 3>of Footloots just sort of said you can't dance. Wait

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<v Speaker 3>what Yeah, it was probably part of some other overall

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01:03:52.679 --> 01:03:55.039
<v Speaker 3>statute or something like, you know, you can only dance

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<v Speaker 3>in say it's certain authorized gatherings or something like that

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01:04:00.320 --> 01:04:03.639
<v Speaker 3>or whatever. It's like, what, you can't dance?

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<v Speaker 2>Watch this? Wait a minute, and that's.

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<v Speaker 3>What would happen. It's been a long time since I saw.

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<v Speaker 2>Footloot, But well, it makes the ending makes a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit more sense. They're knowing that's a direct reference. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just going, why is charmers just dancing for like thirty

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<v Speaker 2>seconds here? Oh yeah, that makes more sense now. But

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<v Speaker 2>still padding, Oh, definitely padding, Yeah, more padding in the Paddington.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if there was less padding throughout the episode,

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<v Speaker 2>this one wouldn't have felt so.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they they've done this in the past with

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<v Speaker 2>the end to the Mister Burns Larry Burns episode anywhere

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<v Speaker 2>you one, what's that that? That's from Caddyshack, caddy Shack. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's worked, but it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Also a shout out to Rodney Dangerfield as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, because there's no really reference too loose throughout

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<v Speaker 2>the episode at all? Is it not at all? No,

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01:04:48.960 --> 01:04:50.840
<v Speaker 2>not at all. If Kevin Bacon was a guest, start

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01:04:50.880 --> 01:04:53.360
<v Speaker 2>would have made more sense. Makers of the show. Did

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01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:56.199
<v Speaker 2>you even watch this episode? Yeah? Who knows? Anyway, overall,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was a terrible episode. I thought

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01:04:57.599 --> 01:04:58.280
<v Speaker 2>it was a lot to enjoy.

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01:04:58.320 --> 01:05:00.719
<v Speaker 3>Actually, yeah, well we certainly found a lot talk about. Yeah,

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01:05:00.760 --> 01:05:02.320
<v Speaker 3>I mean, even if neither of us watched it.

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01:05:02.360 --> 01:05:03.719
<v Speaker 2>And I think we just need to accept that every

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01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:05.840
<v Speaker 2>episode is going to have moments that make us annoyed.

1485
01:05:06.679 --> 01:05:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Nothing's going to be fantastic anymore. But just try and

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01:05:09.440 --> 01:05:12.159
<v Speaker 2>find some positives. But we will point out when things

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01:05:12.199 --> 01:05:14.599
<v Speaker 2>are ridiculous as well. Oh yeah, we have to. It's

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<v Speaker 2>our sacred duty. It is our sacred duty to make

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01:05:16.719 --> 01:05:19.039
<v Speaker 2>you realize what's good and what's bad. In Season twenty

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01:05:19.079 --> 01:05:20.480
<v Speaker 2>The Simpsons, there.

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<v Speaker 3>Are so few people doing that in this world.

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<v Speaker 2>Four figure discount is brought to you by our incredible

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01:05:25.880 --> 01:05:29.519
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<v Speaker 2>dot com slash four figure discount. What do we learn? Bomb?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you learn this as miss Davis? Because I learned

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01:05:56.159 --> 01:05:57.239
<v Speaker 2>what a glovebox was used for.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very glad that we actually did a little dive

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01:06:00.320 --> 01:06:02.400
<v Speaker 3>into history and found out what a glove box and

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01:06:02.440 --> 01:06:05.880
<v Speaker 3>glove compartment actually the history of it all, that's fantastic.

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01:06:05.960 --> 01:06:07.559
<v Speaker 2>What did I learn that?

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<v Speaker 3>While I would never take place I will never take

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01:06:09.840 --> 01:06:13.480
<v Speaker 3>part in any actual Olympics, I would probably get a

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01:06:13.480 --> 01:06:15.559
<v Speaker 3>gold in the numb skull Olympics.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you wouldnt need I love you, but you would.

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<v Speaker 1>From this day forward, your names will be all right.

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01:06:23.440 --> 01:06:26.199
<v Speaker 2>It is time for the Guy Davis New Name Championship.

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<v Speaker 2>The current leader board stands at this In first position,

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01:06:29.559 --> 01:06:32.719
<v Speaker 2>we have Jared on fourteen points. His name is Jared

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01:06:32.840 --> 01:06:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Jame Mobby. Second position we have Phil Hawkins on twelve points,

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01:06:37.920 --> 01:06:40.079
<v Speaker 2>and in third position we have a tie with Brian

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<v Speaker 2>Hughes and Clever Kyle on seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Take it away, Okay, One point goes to clash test dummies.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that is clever Kyle. That puts him on eight points,

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01:06:52.639 --> 01:06:55.400
<v Speaker 2>which means he's atright third now eight points, but on clever.

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<v Speaker 3>Carle continuing to bring the cleverness. Well done, Kyle is Indeed,

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<v Speaker 3>two points goes to Schoolhouse Kroc. Schoolhouse Croc would be

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<v Speaker 3>Brian Hughes.

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<v Speaker 2>Hu's he Mian Hughes. That puts him on two puts

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<v Speaker 2>him back into third position on nine points. Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like watching over wacky races or something, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>at the end of the wacky races, coming up on

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<v Speaker 3>third a second or basically any race, not just the

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01:07:24.880 --> 01:07:28.039
<v Speaker 3>wacky races. But one point, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, three points, two points?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what am I talking about three points goes to

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01:07:35.159 --> 01:07:36.880
<v Speaker 3>save the last dunce?

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<v Speaker 2>Said the last dunce that would be Philip J. Hawkins.

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<v Speaker 2>I say that because he's now first physician, got that jack,

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<v Speaker 2>He's got the javak. He is now on fifteen points

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<v Speaker 2>in first position. Can you believe it? His name is Jared?

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<v Speaker 2>Is like? What my name is? Jerry? What does his meaning? First? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, look, sorry about the job, but hey, we've still

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01:07:59.079 --> 01:08:01.320
<v Speaker 3>got a few more episodes for you to claw back

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01:08:01.360 --> 01:08:05.039
<v Speaker 3>the lead. But right now, Philip Jay Hawkins is where

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01:08:05.079 --> 01:08:06.519
<v Speaker 3>he blows.

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<v Speaker 2>He came back out of nowhere, So now on fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>points outright first, Philip Jay Hawkins is back on fifteen points.

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<v Speaker 2>We have Jared Hornby's name is Jared on fourteen and second,

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<v Speaker 2>and Brian Hughesy Hughes on nine points in third.

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<v Speaker 3>Philip Jay I always believed in you, despite what Dando says.

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<v Speaker 3>But I believe in all of you guys, and every single.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy is backing down. Correct.

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<v Speaker 3>But we've got a terrific community of people who are

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<v Speaker 3>contributing new names to the Guy Davis New Name Challenge.

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01:08:33.600 --> 01:08:37.000
<v Speaker 3>We are constantly to quote that guy who likes Donald

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01:08:37.000 --> 01:08:40.800
<v Speaker 3>Trump I'm in awe of your genius. And yeah, you

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01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:43.840
<v Speaker 3>guys are very very smart, and we love getting new

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01:08:43.880 --> 01:08:47.279
<v Speaker 3>names from you every single episode, but especially we love

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01:08:47.319 --> 01:08:49.359
<v Speaker 3>seeing the race that's going on here. So yeah, keep

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<v Speaker 3>the coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Indeed, all right, guys, So thank you for all of

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01:08:51.840 --> 01:08:54.600
<v Speaker 2>your support. He at four finger discount. If you want

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<v Speaker 2>to be a part of the Guy Davis New Name Championship,

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01:08:56.640 --> 01:08:58.520
<v Speaker 2>just gonna be a supporter of ours on Patreon. I

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<v Speaker 2>think for the inscription of this show. The next episode,

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<v Speaker 2>as we mentioned earlier of this podcast, we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>reviewing which episode mister Davis. Uh it is no loan again? Naturally, yes,

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01:09:08.000 --> 01:09:10.439
<v Speaker 2>exactly right, all right, and we're gonna be doing a review,

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01:09:10.479 --> 01:09:13.560
<v Speaker 2>a classy review of Bart's dog gets an F in

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<v Speaker 2>celebration of one Jetty Pumba who left us a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of weeks ago. Rest in power, rest in power? Is

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<v Speaker 2>this rest and power? Well, there's all many I've never

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01:09:21.760 --> 01:09:23.680
<v Speaker 2>heard it before. That's good. Were all there are all

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<v Speaker 2>all manner of rest.

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<v Speaker 3>See rest in paradise, rest in peace or rest in power.

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01:09:27.920 --> 01:09:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Because dot dogs don't rest in peace, old dogs mane,

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01:09:29.880 --> 01:09:31.479
<v Speaker 2>but young dogs that they're back in there in doggy heaven,

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01:09:31.880 --> 01:09:33.800
<v Speaker 2>that rain very bridge, they running around, they haven't treats.

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01:09:33.920 --> 01:09:35.640
<v Speaker 3>Jet is frolicking in the fields forever.

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01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Is indeed all right, goes. Thanks again for your support.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't forget to get in touch with this mailbag at

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01:09:39.560 --> 01:09:41.560
<v Speaker 2>four fingered discount dot com dot are you. But for

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<v Speaker 2>now the steps any final words for those amazing listeners

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<v Speaker 2>out there. Can we just wrap this up? I want

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<v Speaker 2>to get back to the suck shack sh