Speaker 1: Invasion Angler.
Speaker 2: Welcome to episode one nineteen, Everyone's favorite podcast. It's about
Speaker 2: wrestling and movies and other stuff that we want to
Speaker 2: talk about, the Invasion Angle podcast.
Speaker 3: Hey, Rich, explanation, I'm doing okay?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean every day that goes by and Will's a champ,
Speaker 3: it kills me a little bit more. But I'm trying
Speaker 3: to trying to live with that pain.
Speaker 2: We're here with the Weeping Willow John and then uh,
Speaker 2: we've got Chris Afraid of flock Cameras Peterson.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be identified after this weekend. I
Speaker 4: don't want to be identified as a WW fan after
Speaker 4: I tied it for the most predictions right of Summer
Speaker 4: Slam this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you can't. You can't hide any longer. Dude,
Speaker 3: you really can't hide any longer. You and Jason both
Speaker 3: are w W fans. Uh what was it that brought
Speaker 3: you back? Was it? Was it? Dan Housen aie? I
Speaker 3: mean it goes without saying. Ai booking is you know
Speaker 3: one day we will get Bobby Lashley, But until that day, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Baron Cord mean, I know that's over with you guys,
Speaker 3: because I know that's over a big yeah, I surprised
Speaker 3: you guys don't low key love n next day because
Speaker 3: this is take.
Speaker 2: A moment and appreciate that I was right about Chelsea Green.
Speaker 2: Is that not crazy? Guys?
Speaker 3: YEA watching the world, even watching every week.
Speaker 2: I don't know who in the world thought I.
Speaker 3: Saw Jason last weekend. He just wouldn't shut up about
Speaker 3: SmackDown my friend. Yeah, you guys, but yeah, it's pretty
Speaker 3: you guys as beat me. I Chelsea Green was a
Speaker 3: top tier pick for sure. There was another random one
Speaker 3: Jason picked. I feel like for both of you picked
Speaker 3: that was well.
Speaker 2: Chris had Fatal Attraction, which.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which I knew that was a.
Speaker 4: Fatal influence, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just liked that movie with Michael Douglas.
Speaker 4: No, I think that's what many Rouse's faction was.
Speaker 1: Called fat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, which did have a J. C. Jane mm hmm
Speaker 4: and formally known as G G. Priz Brisilly Keilly okadide.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I definitely could like saw probably going that way,
Speaker 3: but I had to stick with I got a sick page. Well,
Speaker 3: Trick Williams fucked me up because it's like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't put Baron Corman over Trick Williams. That's you're
Speaker 3: not as smart as a I wouldn't put anyone over
Speaker 3: Trick Williams currently. That's to me, that was like a
Speaker 3: cool stepping some match. Maybe Barring gets close, but I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: You hear what Meltzer said about that whole thing.
Speaker 3: What he said, does you agree with me?
Speaker 2: They've been burying Trick from the beginning. But also he's
Speaker 2: being boring. And also they brought back a guy that
Speaker 2: had zero pop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's because he didn't. I mean, people were
Speaker 3: kind of happy, but like it wasn't like anything like
Speaker 3: seeing punk or something like that. Wasn't even like a
Speaker 3: million of that I would say. But I'm just happy
Speaker 3: to see him back. And it's it's cool because it's
Speaker 3: cross most from an MLW.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the wrestling fans from David, we don't know what
Speaker 4: it is regardless.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they will kill A Cross comes over, dude. He's like, see,
Speaker 3: this was the playing the whole time. That's why I
Speaker 3: haven't and I think it is.
Speaker 2: You're not going to care he three comes over, dude,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Speaking of which in the news.
Speaker 4: He said it's because he wrestled a mass beforehand, and
Speaker 4: he was already he was selling his leg and he
Speaker 4: had a long day of flights.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just talking about it was like out
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: You know, his real name is Ethan Michael Hunter Hudder.
Speaker 2: Say that fucking fourteen times.
Speaker 4: Fast, Michael Hunter Hudder. Anyway, Yo, Dick, make me stuttered.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he dropping bars bars.
Speaker 2: Like another butter secrets. I won't mutter anyway. Yeah, everyone
Speaker 2: was just talking about how he looked very bloated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he went to the popeyece Beforan.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm not judging. I'm just wondering because it was
Speaker 2: a news story. What else happened? I think it's time
Speaker 2: for Rapid.
Speaker 4: Fire Episode one, nineteen Rapid Fire, an episode of nineteen
Speaker 4: Rapid Fire. Well, I got when I got when I got,
Speaker 4: when I got one.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, you do.
Speaker 4: What do you think it is?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, big ass debuted.
Speaker 4: All right, that's not it. We'll talk about that later.
Speaker 4: Saints wide receiver rock rich And Steiner, the son of
Speaker 4: w W Hall of Famer Scott Steiner, has been suspended
Speaker 4: for six games by the NFL.
Speaker 3: Oh damn it.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe pds probably they get here.
Speaker 3: Well, he was just trying to I feel like his dad.
Speaker 4: The fuck he said, I'm gonna see what a excess
Speaker 4: the same white happened.
Speaker 2: Usually what team did you say?
Speaker 3: You would say if it was.
Speaker 2: If you think you're gonna beat the Saints this season,
Speaker 2: tell me thirty third third chance.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I met Scott Steiner and it was I wasn't
Speaker 3: It wasn't like the best way to need him. So
Speaker 3: I was at a I went two years in we
Speaker 3: like Atlanta, Horricon and the final year so this was
Speaker 3: like I don't know, maybe last year, a year and
Speaker 3: a half ago, but yeah, he was there. He was
Speaker 3: like the only wrestler they always had, like one of
Speaker 3: the first one they had Jesse Matura there and I
Speaker 3: was too scared to me then, I honestly, I walked
Speaker 3: by and he's a lot smaller than I thought. Now
Speaker 3: scared the fuck out of me, And I was like,
Speaker 3: I can't do this.
Speaker 2: I would have popped for I mean, honestly, I would
Speaker 2: have popped for both of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but and I went that was the day. I
Speaker 3: went and talked to Jane Kenny for a minute.
Speaker 2: So he said, putting micro chips inside of our kit kat.
Speaker 4: Bottle putting micro chips in your wrist so they know
Speaker 4: you're only having sex for one night a year with
Speaker 4: Calum Tana. All right, guys, you guys can see the
Speaker 4: movie this weekend.
Speaker 3: What movie is that?
Speaker 2: One night on one night only? Dude, I saw a
Speaker 2: giant poster for it.
Speaker 4: Sex. Sex is outload unless you're married, except for one
Speaker 4: night a year in America for twelve hours. It's like
Speaker 4: the perch and you have a micro chip in your
Speaker 4: arm that can tell if your hormones are growing next
Speaker 4: to someone else's hormones or some shit.
Speaker 2: I realize.
Speaker 3: It tells you if your horny. It's like your horny,
Speaker 3: you are horny.
Speaker 4: No, but it has to be only if you're near
Speaker 4: or someone else, so you can. You can. You're very
Speaker 4: crazy if you want to.
Speaker 3: That's scary.
Speaker 4: I would do that as president and invest in Balldo
Speaker 4: companies and stuff like that before him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you'd sell out. The stores would sell out.
Speaker 3: I don't know how they Walmart hasn't gotten a deal
Speaker 3: with them yet, or Costco or something.
Speaker 4: Because Cosco hot Dog and a Balldoo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good deal. H it's a good deal.
Speaker 4: Basically, what the chicken bake is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I would love to to see the costco
Speaker 3: guys having to talk about the ball down.
Speaker 4: Of course, how many booms you they could get? Well,
Speaker 4: that would be from this one from me. It's a
Speaker 4: big one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well the parents would be the ones raiding head
Speaker 3: kids aren't allowed in that one.
Speaker 2: I would disassociating. But I have a rapid fire.
Speaker 4: Yeah is a big guess.
Speaker 2: No, but that I mean that did happen. He showed up.
Speaker 4: As everyone knew.
Speaker 2: But Kendall Gray walked out of w W E n
Speaker 2: x T with her championship intact. But she uh split
Speaker 2: open her ear in her match against Lola Ice.
Speaker 1: That was that a work?
Speaker 4: Though? I don't know because I couldn't tell if it
Speaker 4: was the work or not. You know what, I know
Speaker 4: someone else has split the rear open. That was a work,
Speaker 4: all right, guys.
Speaker 2: Alistair Black is Now what is this wrestling news site
Speaker 2: that I'm getting?
Speaker 4: When he's going back as to be named Tommy and.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 4: I'm in hope he does well on cameo.
Speaker 2: So oh, here's one I saw today. Gabby Forza got
Speaker 2: signed to t n A like full time, so good
Speaker 2: for her.
Speaker 1: The now.
Speaker 4: What isn't isn't it her gimmick the nome?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why not you guys? I have some news that I
Speaker 3: know upset both TV deeply. Uh. Brock Lessener like formally
Speaker 3: announced his retirement on the pack.
Speaker 4: Lazer.
Speaker 3: Where were you, Lazer?
Speaker 4: What on the pamaic if you should?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Where were you when you heard the news the
Speaker 3: brock listeners retiring?
Speaker 2: I think I scrolled over really quickly earlier.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean were you, like, were you around other people?
Speaker 4: Because I was definitely on my knees.
Speaker 3: No, I just wanted to know who you. Probably awesome, said.
Speaker 2: He trying to kiss his feet.
Speaker 3: I cried in front of the entire CVS pharmacy. He
Speaker 3: just dropped to my knees just like that too.
Speaker 2: And I want to do the frock party again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 4: I can take all this fucking Mellowton in his book.
Speaker 2: Wake Up. Eat every single Simpsons vitamin there. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: met flintstones.
Speaker 3: They actually taste pretty good. Not a good idea for kids.
Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, I actually did eat too many Flintstone vitamins as
Speaker 2: a kid. I think I think my stomach pumped. I
Speaker 2: can't remember, mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Do you remember, John, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Probably is there, like there's too much iron in it.
Speaker 2: He's gonna die. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they shouldn't make it taste so good. There was one.
Speaker 3: The orange ones are kind of sketchy though I thought
Speaker 3: those were a good one.
Speaker 2: In hindsight, they're kind of gross. They're like chalky candy.
Speaker 3: Do they still make them?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Those are the best? The Legos you eat good ones, dude.
Speaker 2: I love the bricks. I love the bricks. Okay, you're right.
Speaker 4: Bobby loves the Lego bricks.
Speaker 2: Dude. They're delicious candy.
Speaker 3: Have you had those, John, I don't know.
Speaker 2: They're like slightly harder.
Speaker 3: Pezz Yeah, okay, yeah, I've got it. Like when you
Speaker 3: can go to the places where you like fill your bags.
Speaker 4: With what's it's your favorite sick fuck candy?
Speaker 3: My favorite sick fuck candy?
Speaker 4: I know mine what wax bottles?
Speaker 3: Those are good, dude. I don't think it's a sick
Speaker 3: fuck one, but apparently a lot of people tell me
Speaker 3: I'm a sick fuck for it. But I love Circus
Speaker 3: peanuts for sure. And they just and what's even sicker
Speaker 3: as they came out just came out lemon flavored ones.
Speaker 4: What did the regular ones taste like? I don't know
Speaker 4: if I haven't had one.
Speaker 3: Their orange their orange nuts, and they taste like bananas.
Speaker 2: Like bottle caps.
Speaker 4: That's pretty, But do you know what's crazy?
Speaker 3: For years, for years, I didn't know what flavor they
Speaker 3: were because all I saw was an orange peanut and
Speaker 3: doesn't say the flavor on the outside. It's like my
Speaker 3: brain couldn't compute. It just tasted like own thing. It's
Speaker 3: just I never I never knew it for years.
Speaker 2: Honestly, into a couple of peanut together.
Speaker 3: It went that went decades without getting it. My brain
Speaker 3: is just like, I don't know orange peanut, that's what
Speaker 3: an orange peanuts.
Speaker 2: I never stopped eating them, so eventually I figured.
Speaker 3: But yeah, someone told me it was a banana that
Speaker 3: flavored one day, and like, what the fuck are you
Speaker 3: talking about? And then I I.
Speaker 2: Like dogs, I like jujubes.
Speaker 4: Dots are great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. People tell me I'm weird when
Speaker 2: I eat those.
Speaker 4: I just think we're too old to beating dots now,
Speaker 4: what I mean? They should pull out a fucking cavity.
Speaker 4: You are a filling.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have one more candy to talk about and
Speaker 2: I'll shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4: I like Violet what.
Speaker 2: It's like it's an Australian candy and it's like they
Speaker 2: make fake honeycomb. It's just made out of like sugar
Speaker 2: that they somehow cook. So it's like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's like crunchy and really good and they dip it
Speaker 2: in chocolate.
Speaker 4: Mmm, you're having Tim tim have I.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's also that's also Australian, right.
Speaker 4: That's why I asked. Yeah, no, they used to. They
Speaker 4: used to sell them at Target and then COVID hit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, took everything cool from us.
Speaker 4: Dude at college, I'd go at the Target and buy
Speaker 4: some Tim Tams, the fucking caramel ones, goode camera, the
Speaker 4: tim tim Yeah they really are They really are good though.
Speaker 3: The Tim Tam I like a good place to get
Speaker 3: really like a good assortment of candies.
Speaker 4: It's five and that's true.
Speaker 3: They have like these forty gummies candy that are pretty interesting.
Speaker 3: Those the peel ones, No, they feel like they're creepy.
Speaker 4: We had like a year era in the era in
Speaker 4: the trailer where we would buy the sour straw tour straws,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about, the little one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: and it probably did like irreversual damage to all of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to have like an issue where I
Speaker 2: was buying sour straws, just like anytime I was near
Speaker 2: an establishment.
Speaker 4: And how did you how did you rise up and overcome?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I just got whatever.
Speaker 4: Watch we'raw because you know, I can't take my eyes
Speaker 4: off of it. No time to sabas shows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why that's now. People like I'm confused obviously,
Speaker 3: like all these people on like pictures of girls will
Speaker 3: they will comment Raw? Next question and I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's Tuesday night, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: The current theme is Godzilla by eminem and Juice World
Speaker 2: that I don't get it, dude, I don't remember how
Speaker 2: that song goes.
Speaker 3: Do you really? Jason will explain to you later.
Speaker 4: Jason, he can't. He can't put the smack down.
Speaker 3: You know, it's shut.
Speaker 2: Up, man, you.
Speaker 4: Idiot.
Speaker 3: Next question?
Speaker 2: As you are always like I'm a legend and a
Speaker 2: future great and I'm like, shut off, dude, can't be both.
Speaker 4: Motor City machine guns came out Collision. There's some rapid fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was a showdown. Dude. It was a
Speaker 3: showdown one and then a handshake turned down the guns
Speaker 3: and the dank flam yepk flam, the rapid fire. It
Speaker 3: was j just Robinson that like they were. He wouldn't
Speaker 3: shake his hand, right.
Speaker 1: Yes I did.
Speaker 3: Waverly had to get surgery. Yeah, I saw she posted
Speaker 3: a picture today actually just a couple hours ago, and
Speaker 3: yeah I did. I she can't be gone for like
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe she could be going for six months,
Speaker 3: but like they have an interim champion, so I can't
Speaker 3: be forever. But I wonder what the surgery was exactly.
Speaker 3: If it was just getting like scar tissue out of there.
Speaker 3: Does she have a full tear of like her a CL,
Speaker 3: m CL or t CL. Who fucking knows? Why does
Speaker 3: it have to but it has to be a secret.
Speaker 3: We never know when she's coming back.
Speaker 2: But with that being said, but.
Speaker 3: I guess it was like the first to comment on it,
Speaker 3: The first to comment on was see him Punk and
Speaker 3: he said speedy recovery. He's well, what's funny is I
Speaker 3: commented I saw him comment that because I thought I
Speaker 3: was in comment like probably want to be the first people,
Speaker 3: so I comment, I added CM Punk PEPSI Phil, get
Speaker 3: off ig and get to work on your promos and
Speaker 3: keeping that box sex see and then all these people,
Speaker 3: these people know, they said the fuck you're weirdo to me,
Speaker 3: and then someone said the funck And so I don't know,
Speaker 3: maybe I should say rang next question.
Speaker 2: I think so, yeah, Well, speaking of injuries, Bree Bella
Speaker 2: will not have to go under uh any kind of
Speaker 2: surgery for her scapella that she hurt.
Speaker 4: John really did. John really did type that on Seampunk's
Speaker 4: accounts so.
Speaker 3: We can show, we can show, Yeah, we'll be able
Speaker 3: to give five times comes out. Yeah, post the picture
Speaker 3: up up here so the people be on YouTube and
Speaker 3: see that.
Speaker 2: And also Jay White doesn't need surgery guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I don't know, should we mention the new
Speaker 2: tournament during uh Dynamite or just talk about it? Right perverts?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that was like one of the first I think,
Speaker 3: like the second after somebody on yeah seeing Punk's one
Speaker 3: like he had to like pop up his feet for
Speaker 3: a second, maybe I hope. So, yeah, brads, he didn't
Speaker 3: like it, but I was just being honest.
Speaker 2: I think you should have screenshot it and say it
Speaker 2: for later trying to click on.
Speaker 4: Who liked it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so I need to meet Pepsi Phil and
Speaker 3: I'll be like that was me, dude, remember that a
Speaker 3: couple a couple of months ago.
Speaker 4: But yeah, anyway, they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be h. I mean, it's already started
Speaker 2: at date of recording. But it's a sixteen person blind
Speaker 2: draw wrestling tournament, so it's like sixteen people random whoever
Speaker 2: loses gets eliminated. So it's a little different than the
Speaker 2: Continental Classic, which I think is cool. And uh, Moxley's
Speaker 2: in it. I'm hoping the last round is Moxley and
Speaker 2: Eddie Kings. That would be fun.
Speaker 4: Can you read? Can you read the participant?
Speaker 2: I'm looking for it.
Speaker 3: I'm just as perplexed.
Speaker 4: Matt Sidell at Sarah duncle boy.
Speaker 2: That side duncle duncle zill dunzill isn't I don't know
Speaker 2: what did you just say?
Speaker 4: Dunkle boy?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think you said dunkle boy.
Speaker 4: Did you find that? Who's in it?
Speaker 2: I'm trying, dude, I'm fucking trying. Jay White's in it.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Orange Cassidy's, David Finley, Shabata, Nigel McGuinness,
Speaker 2: Roder Strong, Kyle O'Reilly, Orange, Cassie I already say that,
Speaker 2: m A. Saustin, Jake Doyle, Brian Cage, Claudio and yeah,
Speaker 2: other people were named Eddie, John Mox.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe it's gonna be Nigel McGuinness again because they're
Speaker 4: all in, they're in London.
Speaker 2: Just give him like a whatever the fuck match.
Speaker 4: Now, they're gonna give him the continent, the cud why.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: As Tony I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck hop anymore.
Speaker 3: Any rapid fire. I'm trying to look, but really wasn't
Speaker 3: a lot of news this week. I was looking earlier
Speaker 3: like I really stood out this week and going through
Speaker 3: all the wrestling news sights and we really kind of
Speaker 3: captured it all. I guess the Did you guys like
Speaker 3: Cody's street fighter.
Speaker 4: Helmet?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 2: He looked like Gyle, Yeah he is.
Speaker 3: He is Gyle and uh yeah it is. And I
Speaker 3: got to see the trailer with uh, with none other
Speaker 3: than Roman Rings. Did you guys see that? Yeah? Cody? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 3: Roman Rains finally got to see some of.
Speaker 2: And is that.
Speaker 4: Is that in the Theaters's coming out like October or
Speaker 4: September or something, like that. Yeah, I thought.
Speaker 3: I always thought like it was coming out this summer
Speaker 3: for some reason.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I thought you thinking on HBO Max soon.
Speaker 4: The only thing in theaters is super Troopers three guys
Speaker 4: this Friday.
Speaker 2: Dude, Tony, the Anthony Bourdain biopic is coming out.
Speaker 4: Now, but that's a limited release. Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 4: New York and l A the twenty first. I think
Speaker 4: there you go the twentieth same.
Speaker 2: With Camp Messa, Camp Miasthma, the Asthma. Sorry d sex
Speaker 2: and death in Camp Miasthma.
Speaker 4: Anyway, super Troopers three, yeah, am I right? They were
Speaker 4: Adam sum reclame the super Troopers.
Speaker 2: Where they like these snosberries like snosberry.
Speaker 4: Taste, take taste. Fuck?
Speaker 2: You know that's a quote from before Supertroopers. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: do you know what? You know what Roald Dahl said,
Speaker 2: Snosberry's actually tastes like.
Speaker 4: He says it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like a He's like, you wouldn't guess
Speaker 4: what the stanishberry's actually taste like banana.
Speaker 2: Apparently, fifteen years later, he used the word in his
Speaker 2: adult novel My Uncle Oswald, where it's a slang term
Speaker 2: for male genitalia.
Speaker 4: Which one the wiener?
Speaker 2: But I think the wiener.
Speaker 4: Oh, we'll find out. I got a stretch. But trying
Speaker 4: to taste some girl. You're trying to taste my snosberry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a euphemism for penis.
Speaker 4: You can try to use it. Nah, scranch and sniff anyway?
Speaker 4: Can I get a large farva? So we just want
Speaker 4: to talk about SummerSlam?
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: Man. I'm more of a club drag guy than a
Speaker 2: Super Troopers guy fucking slam and salmon guy, but I
Speaker 2: do like slam and salmon.
Speaker 4: John, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 4: You want to talk summer slam?
Speaker 3: Or I mean we kind of talked about you guys
Speaker 3: knew everyone I was gonna win. Oh yeah, you're right, Ruin?
Speaker 3: So he lost that.
Speaker 4: Do you want to talk about how you are? Talk
Speaker 4: about how bad the open Femi Brooklyzer match was. It
Speaker 4: was pretty stupid, but uh, because like didn't even need
Speaker 4: to be in a cage. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: No, they didn't utilize it, like it just rip the
Speaker 3: ring up.
Speaker 4: And there's your discussions saying that did miss the plywood
Speaker 4: or did they just not want to slam? Rock on
Speaker 4: the plot would no, man, what do you think, like.
Speaker 2: Why am I going to take a bump for my
Speaker 2: last match?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It was kind of it was weak. I agree,
Speaker 3: What was the point of it if it like he
Speaker 3: doesn't even like slam on it.
Speaker 1: It was so weird, like.
Speaker 2: The match before that was thirty minutes long and then
Speaker 2: they just have like a seam.
Speaker 4: Punk was pissed about.
Speaker 2: That ten minute fucking snooze fest. He was pissed because
Speaker 2: like was turning purple like a minute in.
Speaker 4: Brock was in the back Politician to get the main event,
Speaker 4: and Punk was.
Speaker 1: What can you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then Punk went out there and tried to break
Speaker 4: his legs, his own legs on that table spot and
Speaker 4: you'll remember, dude, No.
Speaker 2: I didn't see that part. I saw his sick moon
Speaker 2: salt though.
Speaker 4: Johnny seemed distracted.
Speaker 3: Man, well, no, it's because I know what you guys
Speaker 3: are going to bring up next, which I'm surprised you
Speaker 3: didn't start the show.
Speaker 2: With this, the CM punk diarrhea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, I can't believe it again.
Speaker 3: And he was talking about unreal about how he showed
Speaker 3: himself too, and it was just he did it to himself.
Speaker 4: He just well, that's what jelly That's what jelly roll
Speaker 4: taught the boys when he was in the bag.
Speaker 2: I gotta teach you somethingn.
Speaker 4: Somebody saying me an extra.
Speaker 3: You go, Yeah, I'm pretty sure that is exactly how
Speaker 3: the song goes, and that's why everyone he sings It's true. Yeah,
Speaker 3: super relatable.
Speaker 4: But what is a jelly roll?
Speaker 2: You know, we've already talked about attitude and I'm not
Speaker 2: getting back into it again.
Speaker 3: Well, what's your favorite jelly on the inside, you guys? Strawberry, Jerry, Randsberry,
Speaker 3: the usual and kill you don't it's raspberry, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3: And ships are dangerous, Yeah, gotta wear a smock like
Speaker 3: the like the Jelly Munchkin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are really good and usually no one grabs
Speaker 4: himself more.
Speaker 1: For me, it's a great.
Speaker 4: Never does go ahead Robin Big joke.
Speaker 2: It's a great joke from Robin Big where Rob's like, dude,
Speaker 2: like you look like you're like a coke dealer. You're
Speaker 2: gonna get pulled over running around looking like this, and
Speaker 2: Big is like the only way I'm getting pulled over
Speaker 2: for some powder from some jelly donuts.
Speaker 4: And like that.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to the next segment.
Speaker 4: I guess it's time. Do we want to talk? You
Speaker 4: have two options, guys, it's uh, since it's a Thursday,
Speaker 4: we can talk dynamite or we can talk in July
Speaker 4: power rankings.
Speaker 3: Well, we could do Dynamite a little while and because
Speaker 3: I am excited to talk about one of your favorite things,
Speaker 3: so maybe we can look ahead to that. Well, we're
Speaker 3: doing the power rankings, but interim.
Speaker 4: Titles, do we kind of talk about this with Chelsea Green?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, Well, MJF makes well, now he's got to
Speaker 3: he did to see him punk thing literally the same
Speaker 3: thing seampunk did before you left.
Speaker 4: But I saw a TikTok today where it's like it's
Speaker 4: like someone be like, oh my god, who's coming out
Speaker 4: at entrance thirty of the twenty twenty seven will rumble
Speaker 4: and it's like MJF. I'm like, yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: But anyway, no one remember when he got the ankle tattoo.
Speaker 4: Exactly? Oh my god, do you guys hear that? What
Speaker 4: is it?
Speaker 3: What is that puncturing himself again?
Speaker 4: Head the head trivia?
Speaker 2: That's right, shining thing versus thing thinking things ranking.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go first, Powering because we're doing that later.
Speaker 1: D Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Gonna be good. We're doing wrestled jeopardy.
Speaker 4: Oh so it's it's not one at a time. It's
Speaker 4: just it's just.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna no, you're not gonna buzz, dude. I don't know.
Speaker 4: It should be two teams.
Speaker 2: I was thinking that, but it might be weird. Hold on,
Speaker 2: let's see what it looks like. Oh yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: it's two teams.
Speaker 4: All right, John, go ahead, pick your phone category.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, Bill, let me get special matches two hundred.
Speaker 2: This match can only be one when all but one
Speaker 2: competitor has been eliminated.
Speaker 1: Tops, So what is the war? Rumble? Fuck?
Speaker 4: It's just the battle real? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Minus two hundred?
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 3: That's because you're such a wwehead, dude, that's why.
Speaker 4: All right, before we do the next one, go back.
Speaker 4: It's catch freezes, WrestleMania, specialty matches, k faate terms, and
Speaker 4: World champions. Well, I guess John's up again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do WrestleMania for one hundred.
Speaker 2: This WrestleMania was billed as the Immovable Object versus the
Speaker 2: Irresistible Force.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. Uh. Wrestle Mania two.
Speaker 1: That's three.
Speaker 4: I get pointed that you wish you did you gotta
Speaker 4: point your last one?
Speaker 3: No I didn't. I didn't just get I don't get
Speaker 3: any You got minus two hundred, got.
Speaker 4: Two hundred, and let's just call it even right now?
Speaker 4: And oh no, no I get one hundred. I get
Speaker 4: mine hundred.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, whatever, yeah, so I guess it evens out whatever.
Speaker 4: I get to go, yeah for five hundred.
Speaker 2: This k fab term is named after a former wrestler
Speaker 2: and booker who made it. Is the term used when
Speaker 2: the outcome of a match is booked to be inconclusive.
Speaker 4: I think John Buzz calling it in the ring like
Speaker 4: what wait, don't don't do the answer it?
Speaker 3: It is the term yeah it buzz.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It is the term used when the outcome of a
Speaker 3: match is booked to be inconclusive.
Speaker 2: Oh you think it is, Chris, I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: No, hold on, it's just what it's why they put
Speaker 3: that so I think I'm I said to read it.
Speaker 4: Buzz answers, what is it?
Speaker 2: Dusty?
Speaker 3: Okay, I wasn't getting that.
Speaker 4: We didn't know an answer there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to do MIU points.
Speaker 3: A dusty finish oh hey, guys, it's a dusty finished tonight. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I heard that in all the wrestling docs and all
Speaker 3: the interviews. All the wrestlers are always talking about dusty finishes,
Speaker 3: So no profit.
Speaker 2: Stone Cold Steve Boston originated Austin three sixteen, which he
Speaker 2: proclaimed said this.
Speaker 3: Uh, some Cold says, I just whooped your ass.
Speaker 2: I pressed it too quick. But I knew that.
Speaker 1: You knew.
Speaker 2: He knew.
Speaker 4: That's three.
Speaker 2: How do you not know that, Chris?
Speaker 4: I was just letting John get in there.
Speaker 2: Pick one, Pick one John.
Speaker 3: WrestleMania for four hundred.
Speaker 4: That's the daily double. Though.
Speaker 2: This WrestleMania was billed as the Ultimate Challenge.
Speaker 4: Because I got the first, said the first seven.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It featured Ultimate Warrior putting it Intercontinental Championship on the
Speaker 2: line against Mulkogan's w W World Championship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the Ultimate World.
Speaker 2: Sixmania six What are you gonna say, John, I.
Speaker 3: Am the Ultimate Warrior.
Speaker 4: You didn't give me minus points the Warriors.
Speaker 2: I'm done doing that. That's not that's it's you guys
Speaker 2: are gonna be fucking negative five hundreds.
Speaker 3: Had Oh oh wow, all right, k fab terms for
Speaker 3: two hundred. Get in color.
Speaker 1: This is the k fab term for real buzz shoot,
Speaker 1: you got it.
Speaker 3: It's what is a shoot? Sorry?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Fuck you gotta follow the Jeopardy rules.
Speaker 1: All right, pick next category.
Speaker 4: World Champions for five.
Speaker 3: It's like paedro morales or something.
Speaker 2: He has laid claim to eleven World Championship reigns and
Speaker 2: was just inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this year.
Speaker 2: I don't know when this was made, so take that.
Speaker 1: Lightly even.
Speaker 4: Uh buzzy, what is uh the underdate? I have no
Speaker 4: idea it was edge.
Speaker 2: This day.
Speaker 4: I guess this is like HOLDI ship.
Speaker 3: Then clearly looking old World Champions for three hundred.
Speaker 4: Undertaker in.
Speaker 2: The former two time world champion, ended his second reign
Speaker 2: in the shortest world title match in history.
Speaker 3: The amh random stereo.
Speaker 2: All right, you guys, give up those your aunts. Who's
Speaker 2: about back?
Speaker 4: And we were fucking stupid? Gon me give me Acialty
Speaker 4: matches for five hundred.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kevin Nash is what they're talking about. Diesel took
Speaker 3: him out.
Speaker 2: First match main Events at WrestleMania. Well, okay, Chris, wait,
Speaker 2: let me finish tho.
Speaker 4: I'm not even sure this is right now.
Speaker 2: As Shawn Michaels and Brett Hart battled for over one.
Speaker 4: Hour the Iron Man match.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's five hundred points. Oh fuck, give me
Speaker 4: fucking kids phrases for five hundred well.
Speaker 2: Cogan was famous for instructing hultmaniacs the train hard, say
Speaker 2: your prayers and do this.
Speaker 4: You want to show them. You want me to take it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it because I am a real American.
Speaker 4: Day, then you can have it.
Speaker 1: I know it.
Speaker 4: Thought.
Speaker 1: Just let you know.
Speaker 3: What is it we were talking about before. Eat all
Speaker 3: of your vitamins, take your board, Eat all the Flintstones,
Speaker 3: Eat as many as possible if you're an adult.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's why I ate.
Speaker 3: Only if you're an adult, though, Just take those aren't
Speaker 3: for kids, all right? Kids don't even like the Flintstones
Speaker 3: cat phrase.
Speaker 2: The Generation X had their T shirts banned from schools
Speaker 2: across the country because they had these this catchphrase.
Speaker 4: Christmas, I knew it was a joke.
Speaker 3: Suck it it.
Speaker 4: Okay, give my point.
Speaker 2: It's guns up, all right, We're gonna do World champions
Speaker 2: for four hundred. This former three time WWF World Champion
Speaker 2: started his third reign and controversy thing as he was
Speaker 2: victorious in the screw drab dang Yes Stroud.
Speaker 3: Shawn Michaels, the heart franking his career. Is this.
Speaker 2: All right? Four hundred, it's gone. We're doing the other one?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Are the best?
Speaker 4: I want to I want to be Sellary?
Speaker 2: Wait two teams?
Speaker 4: I want to be Sellary.
Speaker 3: I'm a potato. That's cool?
Speaker 4: Like potato again?
Speaker 3: What all right?
Speaker 2: You got the categories? The street one, the Forbidden Door?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, hashtag? Give Divas a chance. I held gold
Speaker 2: until and let's get ready. Who wants to go the
Speaker 2: door for four hundred? Okay. After his two thousand and
Speaker 2: four departure from w W and It attempts to pursue
Speaker 2: other endeavors, this superstar return to pro wrestling for n
Speaker 2: J p W two thousand and five, where he won
Speaker 2: the iw GP Everyway Championship.
Speaker 4: Chris Bleezer, that is correct, I'm Sellary four hundred.
Speaker 3: That's your favorite wrestler.
Speaker 4: So of course that's a no key. Next thing, just
Speaker 4: talking about that. Give d a chance for three hundred,
Speaker 4: Give us a chance, Give.
Speaker 2: Divas a chance for three hundred. Defeated Sable to claim
Speaker 2: the WWF Women's title become the organization's first African American
Speaker 2: Divisionship who.
Speaker 4: Wanted to buzz?
Speaker 2: Go ahead?
Speaker 3: John, who was Jack on the Yep?
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, correct, thank you very much? All right, John,
Speaker 4: you picked this time?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll take give divas a chance or two hundred.
Speaker 2: Became the first woman to receive a number one contender
Speaker 2: shot men's title.
Speaker 4: Dang China.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you guys, it's correct.
Speaker 3: I like that. This one is pictures, it's fun.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm sellary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a potato. What are you picking?
Speaker 4: I held gold until three hundred.
Speaker 2: Losing the Goldberg in the main event of WWE Super Showdown.
Speaker 4: And Sad Radio Ding right, bry White, Yeah, I know
Speaker 4: that one too, that's correct. I mean the fiend al
Speaker 4: michell this was the undertaken then I forgot it all.
Speaker 4: Let's get ready to rumble for fucking five hundred big ones.
Speaker 2: Oh that is what it is, of course it is
Speaker 2: this Now former WWE superstar holds the We're record of
Speaker 2: longest cumulo of time in Royal Rumble matches at four
Speaker 2: hours and fifteen nine minutes.
Speaker 4: Honestly do not know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait mostly cumul time?
Speaker 1: Are we doing?
Speaker 4: Minus points? Can we just guess?
Speaker 3: Cain?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Danielson, I guess, I don't know. Maybe no, Dustin Rhodes,
Speaker 4: I don't know, Danielson, just go just let's see what
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 2: Chris jarka Jar.
Speaker 3: Break the walls down, but he'll never fucking do it
Speaker 3: again because he let's.
Speaker 4: Do the.
Speaker 1: Four hundred.
Speaker 2: Okay, dude, wc W beat WWE in the ratings on
Speaker 2: Monday Nights, really kicking off the Monday Night war between
Speaker 2: two productions until April thirteenth, nineteen ninety eight, where Raw
Speaker 2: Gang finally beat Nitro and ratings for the first time.
Speaker 4: After John this amount podcast is our Yeah, I'll give
Speaker 4: you and a great picture. She's kind of hard because
Speaker 4: we both know that. Yeah, give me give to you
Speaker 4: as a chance for five hundred, and they answer is
Speaker 4: Charlotte Flair following.
Speaker 2: Hers Victory Lang. Yeah, okay, she's a careless punch to
Speaker 2: the space and what would be a defining moment Speccy Lynch.
Speaker 4: And they got the why is that a five hundred question?
Speaker 4: That's a probably the one on there. Yeah, give my
Speaker 4: fucking points, dude, give my fucking points. I'm gonna let
Speaker 4: John answer something now.
Speaker 3: Jackson made or a star?
Speaker 2: All right, let's do Forbidden Door for three hundred WWE
Speaker 2: star allowed to compete in a singles match against the
Speaker 2: Great Movie. I know it was the New Year's twenty
Speaker 2: twenty three event for Muda's.
Speaker 3: Final match Ncian Knockamoor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just donated that to Giant.
Speaker 3: That is coreact, don't I watched this match at like
Speaker 3: five in the morning or is it whatever time it
Speaker 3: was on?
Speaker 4: All right, Jason Jason Pickett, I just don't read as
Speaker 4: fast as he did.
Speaker 2: I held gold until the two losing to Shawn Michaels
Speaker 2: and the Ugly Brown Pants in an elimination chamber match.
Speaker 2: Who is it, John.
Speaker 3: Triple Age?
Speaker 4: Thanks so.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah that is correct.
Speaker 4: Let's do him hell yeah, somewhere in there because we
Speaker 4: haven't done one of those.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should.
Speaker 2: Be the man you gotta beat.
Speaker 3: That's the road may just kidding, Rick Flaire, I bet
Speaker 3: you he gave that to him, wrote it for him.
Speaker 4: Good picture of freak.
Speaker 2: We were there, I said his last match when he
Speaker 2: was like it was and it was.
Speaker 4: Technically Invasion Angles last match as well.
Speaker 2: It was, and it was actually wrestling his real reality's
Speaker 2: fake mat.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know who's called Invasion Angle yet.
Speaker 4: Five hundred. Hell yeah, Ni Jack kiss my ass being
Speaker 4: Reilly Gunn maybe yeah, man spencik Man, Yeah, good picture, Yeah,
Speaker 4: great picture. Don't give me, don't get it. Don't give you.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you deserve it.
Speaker 4: I answered too fast, and then I just saw asked
Speaker 4: and answered, that.
Speaker 2: Is a scary ass picture. Let's get ready for one hundred.
Speaker 2: This person won the two thousand and five Royal Rumble
Speaker 2: at the number twenty eight trince position.
Speaker 3: Who John, I don't. I don't think I'm right now, Johnson.
Speaker 4: That's what I was ords Baptista.
Speaker 3: That was Batista was my first idea, and I was like,
Speaker 3: maybe it's it is It was that I should have
Speaker 3: suck with that. That was my first thought. But I
Speaker 3: was like, wait, did he win it that early.
Speaker 2: On to either of you. Let's get ready to rumble
Speaker 2: for two hundred. These two women hold the current record
Speaker 2: for most single rumble eliminations at eight two women any
Speaker 2: Royal Rumble?
Speaker 4: Okay, what's use together? John? We know one's diet Ria
Speaker 4: Ripley maybe mm hmmm. In twenty rumble, yeah, Ripley. I
Speaker 4: was like in in Tampa, I'm trying to let's just
Speaker 4: go but let's just see.
Speaker 2: SHANEA. Besie I didn't want to taking points away from both.
Speaker 3: Shanna Basler, I didn't. I guess that makes sense. That's
Speaker 3: since you're still being booked. Pretty proud.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, let's see that one.
Speaker 2: I held gold until losing it money in the bank twenty.
Speaker 4: Sina, it's Christian. It's Christian, Sina, You fucking dumb, dumb,
Speaker 4: that's it's Christian.
Speaker 2: Live from Hershey, Pennsylvania. This woman segment with Edge was
Speaker 2: a highly controversial, remember as the live sex celebration. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think we love it.
Speaker 3: We've watched it.
Speaker 2: Well, you think that's enough.
Speaker 4: Let's just do one more five hundred.
Speaker 2: For the twenty twenty two Royal Rumbles. You expected this
Speaker 2: wrestler to appear on a WWE show again, especially following
Speaker 2: a signing with Impact Wrestling and a public Twitter departure
Speaker 2: from the WWE the year prior, where her belongings were
Speaker 2: placed in a trash bag.
Speaker 3: You know, Nicky James.
Speaker 4: I guess it is Mickey James.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucking Mickey. Okay, we're gonna do the last more. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this famous wrestler's four three four day rain four hundred
Speaker 2: and more.
Speaker 1: Day Rain.
Speaker 2: Started the Survivor series in twenty eleven.
Speaker 3: It is yeah, where was the other question before? It's
Speaker 3: when he beat yeah Seena? Right, m hmm, yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: some more.
Speaker 2: Question and we'll move on.
Speaker 1: Dang losing it.
Speaker 2: I held gold until losing it on the same day
Speaker 2: to John Cena on a twenty eleven edition of Monday Night.
Speaker 3: Raw Amaze, I have no idea, uh raymis Syria, it was,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, all right, yeah it did him dirty won
Speaker 3: on the paper view night before and the fucking next
Speaker 3: night seeing it. But it takes a tile from him.
Speaker 3: That's his only w w W title. Round had the
Speaker 3: world heavyweight title. Obviously it's vallon Smack.
Speaker 4: Wanted to do like a fast version of Dynamite and
Speaker 4: then gets the Pader Kings. Then yeah, yeah, like so we.
Speaker 2: Already talked about what MJF did. Edge opened up the show.
Speaker 2: He had a really not great six to one nine and.
Speaker 4: Crowd was singing very nice Bridge a cool match. Next,
Speaker 4: not much.
Speaker 2: What else happened?
Speaker 4: What's the next match?
Speaker 2: I can't remember off the top of my head, dude.
Speaker 4: Was it the triple like three way match?
Speaker 2: I watched two two B movies today.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2: No, it's okay, we're gonna get through it. Number one
Speaker 2: spot in the Casino Gauntlet Tomaso match Dude versus Commander
Speaker 2: versus Andrade.
Speaker 4: Chiampa took a picture of his wiener on the girls
Speaker 4: film That's Crazy.
Speaker 2: Next, well, who won that one? Okay?
Speaker 1: And it didn't.
Speaker 4: It was a very good match.
Speaker 2: I didn't until the next match, Mercedo Divine Dominion versus
Speaker 2: Willow and the Brawling Birds.
Speaker 4: Also a good match. This was a lot of fun,
Speaker 4: a lot of fun Brown Birds and Willow won. Of course,
Speaker 4: that means the bron Birds are facing to mind him
Speaker 4: in at all, in where you're assumer winning because they're
Speaker 4: Breds as said, which I questioned. He said, the Brits
Speaker 4: with the dits and I said, huh yeah, leave at
Speaker 4: the booker t Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then in the locker room, you freak. You better not
Speaker 2: win the cup, dude, this guy's a pervert. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a fun match.
Speaker 4: Enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed it to this next match. What a fucking
Speaker 2: what a match?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: For the internetal In International Championship, Kyle Fletcher defended against
Speaker 2: speedball Mike Bailey.
Speaker 4: And he don't think a power ranger. His entrance, he Speedball,
Speaker 4: he looks crazy. Yeah, I like this paints good. Five
Speaker 4: stars guys, Spike stars to me, Fletcher did.
Speaker 3: I I did not see this match.
Speaker 4: Now watch it? Ud actually really well.
Speaker 2: I hope that they do more match last night.
Speaker 4: It's that match, dude.
Speaker 2: Fletcher did a Mitchoko Michinoku driver off of the top rope.
Speaker 4: They straight up had me believing that Speedball is gonna wint.
Speaker 3: They played with your heart. This is you get how
Speaker 3: you get how I feel.
Speaker 4: It's it's like when you watch Dan House a mattress
Speaker 4: House film with your fucking nuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's excitement. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Up next we have the callous meaning Hetcha Sero Ocata
Speaker 2: and Kevin Knight versus Mystico Jericho who came out as
Speaker 2: Corizone de Leone Lionheart, and Darby Allen.
Speaker 4: Of course in Mischigo had his dope ass entrance where
Speaker 4: they all sing the song, and then Jared Goop tried
Speaker 4: to one of the up when they sing his song
Speaker 4: but just wasn't as cool dude. Yeah, and then Darby
Speaker 4: came out on skateboard and Kevin Knight fucking murdered him,
Speaker 4: which was cool. And that's all I gotta say about
Speaker 4: that match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sarah rocks, That's what I'm gonna say. Also, I
Speaker 2: liked the little angel wings that.
Speaker 4: Mystico had Angels in Mexico.
Speaker 2: America kind of like Angels in America.
Speaker 4: Wow, okay, X matches dude. Actually, they go all the
Speaker 4: way back to the first match. Did you see? Oh
Speaker 4: you didn't see it. It was like funny, like Excalbery
Speaker 4: was in like a promo read at the end of
Speaker 4: the match, and like Edge was calling for Mike the
Speaker 4: whole time and they just didn't get one. And they
Speaker 4: cut to a backstage segment and I was like, what
Speaker 4: do you have to say? It was so awkward, like
Speaker 4: he was only what he didn't leave the ring, But
Speaker 4: I was like, brother, the ship's already gonna go overtime.
Speaker 2: We can't have you talk.
Speaker 3: They flipped the catering table on the back after that's
Speaker 3: what I heard.
Speaker 2: Okay, he took it out on Christian.
Speaker 4: Yeah, daddy, what's the next man?
Speaker 3: Her cmod you guys bring that up, dude.
Speaker 4: Christian kicked there, Oh yes, yes, yes, I think, And
Speaker 4: the ex was like I think they called it a
Speaker 4: something punt.
Speaker 2: He said, I don't think.
Speaker 3: That's the second pervert thing from.
Speaker 4: The exactly something going on at that table.
Speaker 3: They're getting real horned up there calming down. Yeah, daddy
Speaker 3: back for sure.
Speaker 2: This next match was good. Persephone defeated stat Lander and
Speaker 2: retained her c m L Women's is.
Speaker 4: The TVs title? Right now? Who holds that bill?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: My world, making my head hurt because I know, but
Speaker 2: I can't think of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you thick there, you chose her me and Chris. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we thought the car shoot it was just a transitional
Speaker 3: champ for like the main title. We realized the secondary
Speaker 3: titles that she was Tony never seems to surprise the
Speaker 3: women's fucking division.
Speaker 2: Both women's titles are going to change your redemption. You're crazy, Jason.
Speaker 4: And then she did cost that lame of the match.
Speaker 3: It was fucked up.
Speaker 4: But speaking of transitional champions, what's that next match?
Speaker 2: We got the World's Trio Championships. The Demand lost their
Speaker 2: Trios Championship to Broddo and a Hangman at him Page.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, that match is kind of sick too, because
Speaker 4: a fucking Birdie King did like that the rope move. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, talking about Jason he like climbed up on
Speaker 4: the ropes and then a little flippy yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: very fun, yeah, very fun.
Speaker 2: He did it, and then he couldn't get total Leona,
Speaker 2: and then he finally got it because uh, Hangman did
Speaker 2: the buck shot.
Speaker 4: This match ended, and you couldn't imagine my face when
Speaker 4: they said there's another match, because at this point it
Speaker 4: was ten thirty.
Speaker 2: I said, huh but wait, wait, wait, let's not bury
Speaker 2: the headline. Key Malito was on the Broddo and Hangman
Speaker 2: Adam Page's side, and he is what they call.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 2: The NAS team described it. They called him like many
Speaker 2: wrestlers or something.
Speaker 4: I don't remember many something.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, come on, man up. Next, we have
Speaker 2: a Mexico Street fight, Will Osprey versus Mark Davis, no
Speaker 2: outside interference. I watched most of this and then I
Speaker 2: was getting real tired, and I was like, I need
Speaker 2: to put on X Files four past.
Speaker 4: Tell me this Mexico Street fight and Mexico Street Corn.
Speaker 4: What's your favorite?
Speaker 2: I don't know. They're pretty. I do love me some elote.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree. I'm gonna go the coin.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the corn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care. I was tired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was some cool moments.
Speaker 2: Then got busted. Mark Davis got busted. I liked the
Speaker 2: pile driver that Osprey hit.
Speaker 3: But bust with like a fork. Then Spray licked it
Speaker 3: like a freak.
Speaker 2: I remember, I can't remember what the device the tool.
Speaker 3: He stabbed him. He stabbed him countless. Yeah, he stabbed
Speaker 3: him countless times in the head. And then Bruh took
Speaker 3: it and then goes the counters him in and turned
Speaker 3: his mouth and like licked it and sucked the blood.
Speaker 3: All discuss he said, oh, I did a ketchup from
Speaker 3: the wah chip not to not to backpedal, but.
Speaker 2: Berdie King did something crazy in the match before this.
Speaker 1: He yeah, he did.
Speaker 4: And then you like I said it, and then you
Speaker 4: brought up a completely different spot and confused me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but then he needed help from him man. I was like,
Speaker 4: that's a different spot.
Speaker 1: But I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Finish like to like arm what did you call it?
Speaker 4: He did like a little flippy do arm drag, did
Speaker 4: arm drags on the top, flipped like we did the
Speaker 4: flip with you, and then did the drag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then they said maybe we'll do
Speaker 3: a dusty finish. We don't know exactly. Yeah, they're only
Speaker 3: only people only top. Yeah that that's a that's a
Speaker 3: top thing for people. I know though, So yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not curly know what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: But he took this final match and he won, and
Speaker 2: Kenny Omega came out?
Speaker 1: Did he? I don't know, I guess I don't think
Speaker 1: he did.
Speaker 2: I remember that was not a surprise to see Kenny
Speaker 2: Omega at all. But with his health, may not be
Speaker 2: best to push forward.
Speaker 1: Kenny did not travel.
Speaker 4: No appreci They show ended and.
Speaker 2: Then oh it was surprised to not see Kenny. Okay,
Speaker 2: he didn't come out.
Speaker 3: I want my mommy neat exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Larry, what's up mustache?
Speaker 3: And that just goes flying for all the other parts.
Speaker 3: This is Dave Jacobs.
Speaker 1: All right, this is out time for power run.
Speaker 4: Through these pattern kings because it's sucking. I got a
Speaker 4: pee and it's mid bit time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, which one do you want to do first?
Speaker 2: Let's see tag teams first.
Speaker 1: We never do.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the NFL preseason starts tonight. All right, it's the
Speaker 3: Hall of Fame game.
Speaker 4: Can you pigots, cars and big.
Speaker 2: At the count of three, say your men's tag team
Speaker 2: of July one, two three, Cage.
Speaker 3: And Coke, Cage and Coach. It's gonna stay that way forever.
Speaker 2: All right, Women's tag team one two three Dominion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same. It's gonna be the same until
Speaker 3: they dominion, until they Chris said, fatal influence. You know what,
Speaker 3: that's a good one. I think that's that was it.
Speaker 3: They want a big trios match.
Speaker 4: To last week as well, so the last month. Yeah,
Speaker 4: all right, all right, let's go men number three. Men,
Speaker 4: you got Chris, I'll Fletcher.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good, I said Moxley.
Speaker 3: I got poop, I got poop poop pants seem punk
Speaker 3: number say your number two, number two, I've got the
Speaker 3: Brabi Ospraya.
Speaker 2: Okay, I had Roman.
Speaker 4: I also have Roman reigns. And I'll go number one.
Speaker 2: Omega, please your number one, John.
Speaker 3: Cany Omega. Man, he won the title back and he's
Speaker 3: had good defenses. But yeah, I mean, uh and yeah.
Speaker 3: Roman isn't on my list, but he's not. You didn't
Speaker 3: have the same output and the matches aren't. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: would be my all mention for the week. He's probably
Speaker 3: four or five because you can't forget the roller coaster.
Speaker 2: That brings us to women women. Number three I got.
Speaker 2: She carried the month out out pretty strong.
Speaker 3: Yeahn I have I have soul Ruca because she her
Speaker 3: reign ended right at the end of July, right or
Speaker 3: was at the it was that Saturday night main event,
Speaker 3: right remember, but yeah, but it was it was a
Speaker 3: good I liked to run on when they stopped it
Speaker 3: are stupid?
Speaker 4: Hey, I Mercedes nay wow?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah we that long?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's because number two I got. Of course, Techla
Speaker 4: she carried number Jason said.
Speaker 2: Number two. I've got Live Morgan.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The girl was zero one hundred days on the Rain
Speaker 4: and zero title Fences until fucking Summer Slim in August.
Speaker 3: But she does have a music video.
Speaker 2: Yeah you not heard her song, dude?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard her. She in that new movie Badly
Speaker 4: kind of Tokyo.
Speaker 3: But yeah, min My number two is Mercedes Monette, directed.
Speaker 2: By Takashi Mike.
Speaker 4: Okay. Number one for me and Jason one two three Willow.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I'm sorry, I don't know you're gonna count.
Speaker 3: I'm so happy she won, dude, I'm I don't know
Speaker 3: what she did. I don't know what she I don't
Speaker 3: know if she did the rest of the month that
Speaker 3: was really worthy. So that's why Tech was the number
Speaker 3: one for me. She's number one. She got taken down
Speaker 3: by the end of the month, but it was a
Speaker 3: great final month. Is champion even though they guys but Willow,
Speaker 3: I think transitional champs are enjoy because she's not going
Speaker 3: to be even in your top three next month for August.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's always in my time.
Speaker 3: It's only it's only a matter of time ifrom Mercedes Monet,
Speaker 3: it takes that fucking title and she will be my
Speaker 3: number one next month and probably the rest of the
Speaker 3: fucking year until Tony comes back. Yeah, then it's Tony
Speaker 3: Live Show going Sasha, and then it would turn into
Speaker 3: Tony Time, Tony time, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: One that number one contender ship Casino got and it
Speaker 2: was quite amazing.
Speaker 4: Only angry dude, exactly.
Speaker 3: I thought, how did you say?
Speaker 4: But yeah, you got more rankings.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to bust my ut with the movie.
Speaker 4: It's the movie speaking of that, We'll go back one
Speaker 4: more summer something, nick All. This came out of that
Speaker 4: song what's the story more Glory?
Speaker 3: So that yeah, you did it. It's the one where
Speaker 3: they interpalized m Now.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna right movie of the week because this is
Speaker 4: this is for John, allright, this movie is for John
Speaker 4: and he doesn't know why yet. Okay, I already told
Speaker 4: j I already told Jason about it. But I saw Greg,
Speaker 4: how have you been aunt to this name? Ayaki said,
Speaker 4: I saw this new movie. I want your six Olivia
Speaker 4: Wilde and Cooper Hoffman, Mason Gooding, other people will chase something.
Speaker 4: I forget her name, but John, you'd be happy to know.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting in the fucking right. There's five minutes or
Speaker 4: ten minutes into this movie, Cooper Hoffman, they're talking about
Speaker 4: Olivia Wilde's character. He goes to his room and he says,
Speaker 4: I heard she hooked up with Vincent gallow at the
Speaker 4: Brown Bunny from here, and I freaked out my seat.
Speaker 4: I said, huh have they have they been listening to?
Speaker 2: Everyone was like, who the fuck is that?
Speaker 3: I saw? Yeah? I sent them, dude, Yeah, it's freaking out.
Speaker 3: I knew, I knew where you weren't gonna be, so
Speaker 3: I sent them.
Speaker 2: Besides a good movie, So he's the best director of
Speaker 2: all time. Anyway, what's your and.
Speaker 4: Your favorites in it? The one guy that was in
Speaker 4: this movies. He has a very small role.
Speaker 3: James James, dude, Ye, that's that's his guy. That's his guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, almost like his avatar basically.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's my movie.
Speaker 2: Who's mixed Jason his next because John's busy googling.
Speaker 4: Which he already said he had a movie.
Speaker 3: I have it, I have it a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but mine is the nineteen ninety four John Carpenter
Speaker 2: film In the Mouth of Madness with Sam Neil rest
Speaker 2: in Peace. It's pretty good. It's about insurance investigator that
Speaker 2: visits a small town that like doesn't actually exist, looking
Speaker 2: for a popular horror novelist who's like kind of like
Speaker 2: a rip off Stephen King, and his books are making
Speaker 2: people get crazy and turn into monsters. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know. It was it was wild. It was fun.
Speaker 2: I loved it, dude.
Speaker 3: It was fun. It was real fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. And he's like the whole time, he's just like,
Speaker 2: this is just a fucking this is just a fucking
Speaker 2: publicity stunt. It's his bullshit. Yeah, hire all these actors
Speaker 2: in this town, and there's just like horrible supernatural shit
Speaker 2: going on around him. He's like, what the fuck, I
Speaker 2: don't buy it. I'm not crazy and yeah, movie p
Speaker 2: Sam Neil, It's.
Speaker 4: Time for Jones sick fuck movie.
Speaker 1: Of the week.
Speaker 2: Sick fuck movie of the week.
Speaker 3: Luis Is He's a Breaker Season is my movie of
Speaker 3: the week. Uh, you get Vincent Gallo and Ron Stevens
Speaker 3: in one movie.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: I never knew I would be able to get that combo,
Speaker 3: but guess what I got it. And Michael Madison's in it.
Speaker 3: To name some others, uh, Joe Pantaloni aka Ralph Ralphie.
Speaker 2: Peter Fastinelli, the doctor from fucking Twilight.
Speaker 3: You guys are big Joe Panzi fans right like Joey
Speaker 3: Pants joey Pants baby following and I Jay's He's got
Speaker 3: a great heart, dude, fucking love that guy. Man. He
Speaker 3: said he it's like hard for him to watch like
Speaker 3: his Ralph character because he's he's not really mean like
Speaker 3: that man. He definitely says who words like that though,
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 4: But I was trying to look at that movie and
Speaker 4: just like couldn't figure out how to feel it. Like
Speaker 4: I was feeling it, like the name.
Speaker 2: Instantly because it's like Lucy cigarettes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which they get, but yeah, it was like the
Speaker 3: guy who directed it was like he might. I don't
Speaker 3: know if he directed anything in his life, and it
Speaker 3: was cut so like like the I don't know, just
Speaker 3: the shots selection, the edits, the cuts are just fucking
Speaker 3: amateur hour for sur.
Speaker 1: Nature and.
Speaker 3: It's about uh well, like so the main character fucking
Speaker 3: is the dude that's uh in Nurse Jackie and uh
Speaker 3: Twilight movies, Twilight the dudes. I always forget his name,
Speaker 3: Peter Fastinelle. Yeah, I never remember his name because it
Speaker 3: doesn't like match what he looks like to me. I
Speaker 3: feel like I don't know what do I know? But
Speaker 3: but yeah, he owned he he basically his dad. His
Speaker 3: dad was like a degenerate gambler and when he died,
Speaker 3: he had to take on the debt of his dad.
Speaker 3: And Vincent Gallo is like the the guy he has
Speaker 3: to like, you know, pay the debt like towards.
Speaker 4: And his name, his name is Jacks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's always so he like steals stuff and
Speaker 3: he like steals phones and fucking brings him to Gallo
Speaker 3: and he I was like, I said, no fucking phones,
Speaker 3: I'm tied of the fucking phones. Then, uh but yeah,
Speaker 3: so like but it's kind of funny. It's like a.
Speaker 3: It's of course just like a shoot out kind of
Speaker 3: the era, like the higher of like straight to DVD
Speaker 3: like or these companies would just pump out like ten
Speaker 3: films for for Walmart, and these actors would sign like
Speaker 3: four or five film films that did shoot and probably
Speaker 3: fucking shoot them all in three or four months combined.
Speaker 3: And you know, but uh yeah, like I don't put
Speaker 3: it like the acting in it, like all the actors
Speaker 3: are good actors, just like the script obviously like sucks
Speaker 3: and yeah, but so it's like the top echelon for
Speaker 3: for that era of those kind of movies. Like it's
Speaker 3: actually because the acting is pretty good around all around.
Speaker 3: You can like watch it and it's not a bad experience,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He also directed his top rated on letter box is
Speaker 2: a movie called Outside Providence with Amy Smart and Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 4: And he also made American Buffalo, which I watched the
Speaker 4: first twenty minutes ago twenty minutes of years ago and
Speaker 4: turned it off.
Speaker 2: Oh it also Sean Hatosi from the Pit and Rain
Speaker 2: Not Too Here I come.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well those are some great films guys.
Speaker 2: Wow, And what about Chris Has to Pee? And this
Speaker 2: has been an amazing episode. What do we learn? Not
Speaker 2: sure comments?
Speaker 3: We learned dust if Ish his baby. I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: like that. I'm gonna go get the old lady a
Speaker 3: dusty finished. You know what I'm saying. Baby, that's hard times,
Speaker 3: Oh hard rock hard Times.
Speaker 2: EVA.
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