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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice

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mix in some vodka. In a podcast from the Mac

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of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor

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Chrysler Dods jeep Ram, It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.

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Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread

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the word, my friends, That's how we spread the word.

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Speaker 3: Kevin is here tonight, and I'm kind of as.

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Speaker 2: Me Doug Phelps's father's favorite comedian. Anytime I bring up

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there's I don't know, every everybody, every every guy has

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an issue with their dad. It's some point, right, there's something.

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There's that father son you know thing as always that

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said you gotta put a knee on their neck and

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hold him down to beat the ship out of it.

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I just I've got two or three down already, I

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got one more to go. He's a little little still.

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I I don't. I feel like there's something there he

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and his dad. But I I don't really know. Uh

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lots of well I do know because I say something

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and he gets all he gets all weird. Let's start

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with something positive because I have thoughts and then I've

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got other people's thoughts over here. I know you do,

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but I I think that this is a moment for

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you to brag on your son. I got to think

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you have to be so proud for him for all

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like and and the great thing. Kevin's son is a

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hockey player. I'm gonna say, an elite hockey player for

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his age. I don't because I'm there. I don't know.

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Uh not the not the biggest guy, little wiry, biggest mouth,

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well second biggest mouth, but I mean, god, damn this kid,

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and uh what happened?

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Speaker 3: We played?

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Speaker 2: They had our playoffs for because they split our season

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for high school, so that our season starts earlier then

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the younger kids like Brady season started in October, Tyler

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started middle of August.

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Speaker 3: For high school.

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Speaker 2: No for travel, oh for travel hockey, so I can

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get all the travel stuff in before high school starts, okay,

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And then we picked back up in the spring. We've

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actually qualified for the state tournament, so we're doing that

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in the spring.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: But we had our playoffs and we played Friday night

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in Buffalo. We played a team that we knew we

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were gonna pound, and we just straight up pounded him.

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And then we played that gave us a game Saturday

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against Amherst. It's a team we haven't beaten and probably

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in a meaningful game in probably three years, since we

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beat him in the championship game about three years ago.

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And they went up to nothing quick on us, and

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they did yep, Tyler got two in a second and

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then his linemate It was actually Tyler's goal, but they

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gave it to his line made it just you just

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tossed it towards the net and it just kind of

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squeaked through the goalies legs and by Cooter hairs over

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the line. So they've never beaten this team before. We've

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beaten them, Oh okay.

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Speaker 3: Just not in a meaningful game in three years. Not

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in a meaningful game, right.

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Speaker 2: We watched like the Bills with the Kansas City Chiefs

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or the Dolphins. No, no, no, hang on, keep going.

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And then so there was three two. They scored late

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to tie it and we all kind of were resigned

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that we're going overtime, and Tyler wanted. Tyler's teammates just

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fired to pass up the ice and tourds Tyler. Tyler

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grabbed it and I don't think the other team expected

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him with ten seconds on the clock to make a run,

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and he just made a run and they weren't ready

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for it. And you could see if you've see the video,

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I saw you post on it. I didn't watch the video.

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I didn't know there was video. I read your thing.

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Speaker 3: There's video. Oh, I only read your The kid.

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Speaker 2: That's playing defense and the kid that's chasing Tyler, they

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kind of you kind of snuck through between the middle

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of them, yeah, and they kind of took each other out,

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and the third kid that was back there just didn't

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get over in time. And Tyler got a clean shout

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the net and put it in two point nine seconds

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Speaker 3: I mean, he's the hero, yeah, right of that case.

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Speaker 2: About a minute after the goalie made it. Their goalie

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made an amazing stop. He just came across and the

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kid had a wide open net and he just biffed

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it and the goalie kicked it right. It was the

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goalie just made a great, great, great save and Tyler

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was busting his balls.

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Speaker 3: He could have been the hero and he was zero.

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Tylern't be a dick. He did. He's a dick. That's funny.

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I wonder where that comes from his mother. But that's amazing. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Right, well then we kind of laid an egg yesterday,

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but that's all right. Basically we were it was the

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reverse of Friday or Saturday. It's a team that hasn't

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beaten us in a meaningful game in probably six years,

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and they just Tyler got Tyler took an injury. He

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was not feeling his leg was a little fucked up. Yeah,

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and he caught a hit and the kid got the

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knee on the knee and knee on the i'm a thigh,

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yeah he was, he was. It was rough for me.

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He got it through it, but they had just they

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just shadowed him. And I probably had two or three

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coaches on Saturday night and I had four or five

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coaches and parents last night just coming up to me

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after the game saying, we just we love watching your

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kid play.

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Speaker 3: We just hate watching him burn us. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing. And he's looking to go D one

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or something.

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Speaker 3: He's looking to go the next level. Yeah, yeah, next

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level whatever. He won D two, D three right whatever

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that is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that's amazing, and congratulations to Tyler. But also

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you guys, because I you know, I grew up in

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a house where I didn't play winter sports because my

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parents didn't want to drive twelve miles in the snow.

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I didn't want to drive last well, no, I was

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okay with driving last year, and everybody else in the

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fucking threw way.

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Speaker 3: That was like, oh my god, it's do you know

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what I'm saying? Like like my parents are like, we're

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not am not going back out. It's dark, it's blah

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blah blah. And I lived twelve miles away from the school,

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but in a very area. I get it.

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Speaker 2: But so that's why I never played any winter sports.

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And then I see you, I have a friend who

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is just at a lacrosse tournament in Albany and then

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back home the same day. New Jersey's next, there's this

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Mack will tell you he's he's all over the place

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too with his Yes boys are younger too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was in Buffalo Friday, Saturday, Friday night, Saturday night,

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the night my parents didn't do ship. And then I

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never really cut into my drinking this week. I only

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had one beer the entire week.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that is so not You got to be feeling

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off a little unbalanced. I might be smarter I was

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gonna come home from his two week cruise and I'm

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gonna be sober. I'm not drinking anymore. Oh yeah, he's

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on a cruise. I left out of New York. How

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much Saturday morning? How much does a three person cruise cost?

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Three person cruise? Yeah, he his wife and his liver.

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Speaker 3: You didn't buy the drink package.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, he told me all along, we're not getting

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I'm like, Bob, you got to get the drink package.

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It's like it's not worth it. I go, Bob, Well,

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he's like, I don't think. Well, he's telling me he's

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on a cruise.

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Speaker 3: You have to get it.

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Speaker 2: You can't if you and I go on a cruise,

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you can't just get the and we have a room.

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You can't just get the drink package. We both have

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to get it. And he's like, it's it works out

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to like seven drinks of them. Like, Bob, you're up

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at six in the morning, Well, you'll be at the

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bar getting a coffee. You'll have a little Bailey's in there.

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You'll get a second with the little Baillies in there.

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Speaker 3: That's two. It's eight thirty. You're on the Bloody Mary.

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You'll have two of those.

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Speaker 2: It's ten o'clock and you're onto a high end whiskey.

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He'll be at by noon, you'll be at five. Yeah,

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you're telling me you can't get two or three more

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drinks than you the rest of the day.

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Speaker 3: You're full of shit. But we're going on excursions.

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Speaker 2: Eat a bag of ducks. I go, would you rather

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pay that sixteen hundred now or when you.

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Speaker 3: Get off the boat? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: All right, that's I don't know that. I've never been

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on a cruise. It doesn't appeal to me. I don't

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know if I if I didn't, I have to do

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a short one first, because I do get I don't

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get seasick like on a speedboat, like a like a

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map boat. Yeah, I don't get seasick on that, okay,

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But I went sailing once and it did not agree

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with me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean this is they're.

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Speaker 2: Big and pretty stable, right, and they're almost like small

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cities sometimes that are traveling on the water. But I

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just I don't know, there's something about it has never

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really appealed to me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what that is, because I was just thinking, we.

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Speaker 2: Get your gig doing some hat comedy on one for

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a weekend.

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Speaker 3: Oh thank you, no, thank you.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, now let's get to the ugly stuff

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since you sort of I was not ready. Uh and

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apparently neither were the Bills. For the trouncing that to Minami.

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I pissed off a lot of hockey parents yesterday. You know,

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we lost the game, but it was still a good Sunday.

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The Patriots won, the Dolphins won the building.

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Speaker 3: That fuck you Bills now six and three.

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Speaker 2: Uh nothing, in my opinion, nothing went well in that

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game on the field or around.

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Speaker 3: The division for the Buffalo Bills.

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Speaker 2: You guys are now the New England Patriots are now

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solely in first place at the AFC.

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Speaker 3: He said, an eight and three, eight and two, right too.

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Speaker 2: I guess technically we're it's a game and a half,

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but I think it's technically two because we beat the Bills. Yeah, okay,

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so it's two games up. I mean, I hated this.

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I hated watching it. I think, uh. Greg texted me.

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Greg Connors texted me he's flying back in probably landed

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about an hour in Buffalo, and he said that was

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the worst game McDermott has coached in the history of

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the Bills, of his history with the Bills, that's what

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he thinks.

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Speaker 3: Well, we were listening.

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Speaker 2: We were listening to the Pats game on the truck

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going to going to Buffalo, and as soon as it

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got over, Carrie was kind of watching her game on

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TV and they kind of ended at the same time,

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and I go, we're in near Buffalo. I'm definitely going

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over to five fifty just to hear how the fucking

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sky is going, because it's gonna be amazing, was it? Oh,

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I'm absolutely right out of the box. Well, the Bills

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fire McDermott, right, So, yeah, you can't.

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Speaker 3: You gotta go out and get a wide receiver. How

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could you not get it?

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Speaker 2: The passing offense has looked like it did before. It

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has looked like that before. Well, like I said to

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him Mark last week, I said, you know, when you're

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number one receiver, is Dalton kink Thatt your tight end,

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You've got a problem. Brutally in an app and he's injured.

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Keon Coleman caught maybe a jump ball, but he can't

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get separation for anything.

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Speaker 3: You can't catch a cold.

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Speaker 2: The passing game, to me, is absolutely in trouble. Allen

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says they came ready to play. I wrote this down

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because I was listening to his postgame press conference. He

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said they came ready to play.

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Speaker 3: And they wanted it more than us. I said.

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Speaker 2: Recipe said that Labor Day, Josh Almos gonna have a

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shitty season because I drafted him in two fantasy foot leagues.

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The TB would fire pizza and grill in the mall

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at Grease Ridge. I forgot they had that Bronx Bomber pizza.

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he thought, you had barbecue chicken, Bronx Bombers got meatball. Yeah,

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it's got sausage, MAROONI ham ground beans.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely had it. Sounds amazing.

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Speaker 2: I actually had it at the old bTB, the old location.

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out there by the way. The soups, I mean you

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and I love the soup that that Connie made up

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a couple of soups. I had soup at a different place

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the other night. Yeah, and it was the worst soup

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I've ever had in my entire life. Really, it had

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like a quarter Like you know, there's half cans of

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vegetables you can buy for like fifty cents.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it had that many peas.

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Speaker 2: In it, and I'm like, this is fucking disgusting. Oh

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it's a meatball. It was a meatball supreme. Oh soup

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and it had like just a abundance of green bean

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or peas in it.

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Speaker 3: It was disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Oh we can get but you don't get that at

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bet No. You know, you get delicious. You get some

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of the best soup I've ever had.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And then of course they've they've got everything you love,

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from a twelve ounce ribbi to the you know, if

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you're just looking for like a melt with thousand Island dressing,

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Swiss cheese, sauted onions on sour dough, I might go

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out Thursday for the Patriots Jets game and double soup.

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I may get a bowl of soup and then I

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might follow it up with under bowl of soup.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you may spill it on your if the Jets,

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the Jets win. If the Jets win, Matt's loes the TV.

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Speaker 2: It's one of my bulls is it was going through

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a TV. Believe me, I don't that I didn't think

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that the Miami Dolphins were gonna beat the Bills, but

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I certainly don't.

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Speaker 3: Think the Jets are going to beat the Patriots. And

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don't forget the lunchman. You're a BTV too.

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Speaker 2: If you're out and about earlier, you're getting some early

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Christmas shopping done. Yes, it's a great idea menu for lunch.

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Great everything right, Yeah, that's the thing. It's everything's under

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ten bucks. And if you're going for the game, whether

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it be Thursday, Saturday for college football, Sunday for NFL,

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Monday Night fifty TVs, not a bad seat in the house.

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And this is the other thing that we found in

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Buffalo is that no bars in Buffalo carry the Sunday ticket.

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Speaker 3: We call real.

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Speaker 2: We went, We called probably thirteen bars one weekend looking

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for We wanted to watch the Bills game, but we

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also wanted to watch the Pats game. Yeah, couldn't find

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a bar that had Sunday ticket. One of my buddies

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yesterday went to three different bars that had Sunday ticket

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in Buffalo, but they had every Why are you paying

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for Sunday ticket when you have every single TV on

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the bills and you won't change it.

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Speaker 3: They wouldn't change one TB. They will put, they will

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put you and us. They'll don't find you a spot

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near your game. Yeah, oh wow, why pay for this

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Sunday ticket if you're not gonna put other games? That's

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really crazy. It's stupid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because they're trying to be whatever makes no sense.

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But here's the other thing. I'm pretty sure that ESPN

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ABC Disney is having a dispute with YouTube.

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Speaker 3: So if you have YouTube TV and it's Monday night,

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you can't watch the game.

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Speaker 2: No, but you can bTB you can. And here's the

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great thing. You don't have to clean up after yourself.

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I mean, don't be a pick, but you're not watching

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the distan. And if the ESPN YouTube shutdown goes as

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long as the government shut down next Monday night, catch

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that Monday night game.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that is true.

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Speaker 2: BTV would fire pizza and grill in the mall at

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Greece Rich.

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Speaker 5: On the Western day and it serves one hundred ships

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of day. Little miss sailors past the turn way, talker

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about their homes.

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Speaker 3: The mails.

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Speaker 1: A girl.

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Speaker 3: There's a girl in.

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Speaker 4: This harbor town.

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Speaker 3: She's good now.

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Speaker 2: She works like whiskey down so might. She's a bartender,

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she's a waitress. She's in this one hundred ships a day, right,

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in this port. Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Let's said Brandy Brandon, fatch a mother.

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Speaker 4: Just suns that skin. They'll say it.

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Speaker 2: They'll say, what a good wife, right, so you can

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steal a sailor from the sea. What a fine girl

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you are. Now listen, this is the part of the song.

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I don't know why I've never paid attention to this,

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but I heard it today and I and here's the

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weird part is I have I listen to serious satellite

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through my phone.

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Speaker 3: So if I get a phone.

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Speaker 2: Call, fancy hoverizon man, Yeah, maybe that's part of the reason,

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but I'm listening. So if I get a phone call,

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when I hang up, it starts over. No, it starts

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right from where it was where it was.

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Speaker 3: Does it do that on regular satellite? And does it

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in my truck? It does?

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Speaker 2: Okay, But then you can also fast forward if you

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want you to find out what's really happening, because it's.

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Speaker 3: Like you're living in some time warp. All right.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, so picked back up after the folk conversation,

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and this is where I was.

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Speaker 4: We's a braided shane made from the north of Spain.

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Speaker 2: Okay, she's got a braided chain made of the finest

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silver from the north of Spain. She probably didn't buy

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that laying whiskey dowth, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Like, so might may be one of the sailors gave

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it to her. Okay, from Spain. Here we go, here

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we go.

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Speaker 2: Lock it then, Okay, so there's a lockett.

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Speaker 3: There's a dude that Brandy loved. Brandy's a horror. I

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don't know that Brandy's a horse. Don't got a chain

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from somebody? A lock in front of the guy. No, no, no,

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but I think it's the same guy.

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Speaker 2: I don't know my head. I heard the same horror. Okay,

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you here, hi here horror, he horror. I was not

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taking horror. I was taking hard working woman with a guy.

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But this is what I loved. Listen, she's hardworking.

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Speaker 1: It came.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he came out of gifts yep, from far away.

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Speaker 4: But it made it clear.

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Speaker 3: But he made it clear. Bitch. Now that's just what

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I got. I never paid attention to this. Listen, the

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cutout stuff.

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Speaker 4: No harbor was his home.

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Speaker 3: I say it, you're a fine girl.

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Speaker 2: So this guy that she's in love with, dump, well,

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the guy just goes, Hey, the harbor's my home.

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Speaker 3: You're not my home. Get out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what he's ump and dump.

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Speaker 3: Yeah with my lad.

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Speaker 2: Se went, Holy shit, you got dumped for the fucking ocean.

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You got fucking dumped for the ocean. There's gotta be

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mermaids somewhere. What the fuck is this guy doing. You've

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got somebody you just said you make a fine wife.

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What a amazing woman you are. I give you gifts

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and all this.

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Speaker 3: You're getting gifts for the guys. But to see, No,

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it's that one.

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Speaker 2: Dude, it's the sea. He fucking left her for the ocean.

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How bad would that be? Like everybody always worries when

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they get dumped. Is there somebody else? Are they richer

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than me? Are they better looking at me?

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Speaker 3: Whatever? Right in your head, it's the fucking ocean. You

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know what.

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Speaker 2: The sea doesn't get what he doesn't get. A period

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se doesn't nag. Fuck you man, A hard period doesn't

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nag shit. Title fucking waves, what do you call I'll

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take it tight away over my wife pitching any day

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of the week.

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Speaker 3: I gotta play this now.

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Speaker 2: Somebody sent me this. This is the greatest. I'm so happy.

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This is purely accidental that this is happening right now.

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But this is fucking fantastic because we got the song

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and then Kevin brings that up, and uh, how do I.

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Speaker 3: Can I see my message? Yeah? Here we go.

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Speaker 2: H I got this on Instagram yesterday from Alie.

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Speaker 3: Hello is ready for this? Here comes? Wait? I get

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to play? Here go alright, I've been let it go

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through once and then I'll I'll restart. I can play

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it and then the volume one this is can you

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take out the trash? Yes, just give me two minutes, Finn,

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I'll just do it myself.

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Speaker 2: You fucking lazy pays a fucking ship, You fucking pussy

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ass bitch, Get off your fucking ass loser.

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Speaker 3: You know, she never says that to me exactly. I go,

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oh my god, now that you say you Kevin got

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it category five hurricane.

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Speaker 2: That's a category ninety chicken.

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Speaker 3: I was sure fallen us saw that.

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Speaker 6: It's always all The truth is, he was an honest man.

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She does her best to understand. She tries to love him.

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You know what also does after you're married.

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Speaker 3: It's still blows. My wife not so much.

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Speaker 4: Walks through a silent time and loves It's not all around.

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She still comes.

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Speaker 2: Such a sad sight, such a sad sad Brandie, you're

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you're the best, the best, my love and my lad.

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Speaker 3: It's the same. I bet it's because she can only

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start a drinks. She can't cook for ship. It doesn't clean,

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doesn't cook. I don't know why I picked up. As

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soon as I hung up the phone, like the call ended,

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that part of the song came.

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Speaker 2: I go, wait what And somehow I'm like really paying

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attention And I don't know why. For years I never

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realized Brandy got dumped and she's walking through a quiet

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town in love with a man she'll never see walk

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a shame she got laid first Sunday morning walking.

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Speaker 3: God damn, how did looking Glass?

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Speaker 2: They couldn't have written that. That's a great song. It's

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got to be like an old timey sailor song or.

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Speaker 3: Something that has to be. There's no fucking way, looking Glass.

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Have you seen these guys. Yeah, there's no way. They

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didn't write that.

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Speaker 2: I had. I had some really good ones tonight. First game, Yeah,

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Mark trip up. I was gonna trip up Mark because

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I get the very first one. I don't think either

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one of you are gonna get. We'll hold it because

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I hold, but that that just maybe is the Star,

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The UK Star is at the equivalent of uh, what

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would be the what used to be the Inquired World

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or the Weekly World News. Okay, because I saw an

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article in there today attributing a scientist, Harvard scientist physicists

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maybe talking about aliens, and since we're just talking about

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you know, love or whatever, that they believe that whatever

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this comment is that's coming close is actually a spaceship

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and they've already sent jets out. We probably won't even

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know that they're they're here, They're they're studying us, they're

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looking at us from Afar or whatever like that. There

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isn't a comment that the crash people were looking at

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from years ago, is it that would ever come No,

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this is I think it goes by AI. Yeah, alien

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ship will hide from humans when it's close closes in

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on Earth before Christmas. Harvard astrophysicist Avy Lobe. I think

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this is Loeb has claimed the alien ship and this

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is three to one at Lias. I thought that was

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the name of the comment because people were calling it

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AI at List, but I think it's three to one

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at List. Anyway, we'll hide from humans when it closes

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on Earth before Christmas. And then he says, here, uh,

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seven jets with the glowing halo, I've already left in

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large glowing halo expanding out to a half million kilometers

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with its Here's the thing, like, we look at this

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stuff and you see this guy and they're calling him

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a cook and a nut, and it's in the Daily Star.

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Speaker 3: But I go, what if he's right?

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing with aliens and all this shit.

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They don't ever land in like Times Square. No, it's

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always New Mexico, the desert in fucking Arizona.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes in Florida. If you're out there and you're trying

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to get seen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go to Times Square. Oh I know, it'll probably

472
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,839
look normal in Times Square.

473
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

474
00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:37,279
Speaker 2: Now, I can't tell if this is made up, if

475
00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:40,960
this guy did it, but uh, he goes on and on,

476
00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:43,759
and so here's what I was thinking. We always heard

477
00:23:43,759 --> 00:23:46,640
about aliens taking me up and probing you and doing

478
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:51,480
this kind of shit, and I don't I would I

479
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,079
surprise the toothless that he doesn't have an alien probe

480
00:23:54,240 --> 00:24:00,640
story that honestly shocks me. Connors and Ferris hand workers'

481
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:05,160
comp social security, disability and personal injury cases listen, I

482
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,000
get it. Workers' comp claims can be a real pain,

483
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,680
but Connors and Ferris are here to fight for you

484
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,000
and get you the compensation you deserve. Whether you threw

485
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,000
out your back on the job, slipped when you should

486
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:21,720
a grip, or your boss thinks overtime means free labor spoiler,

487
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,440
it doesn't. They've got your back at connorson Ferris, with

488
00:24:25,559 --> 00:24:29,319
offices in New York City, Syracuse, Rochester, and Buffalo. They're

489
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:33,640
the go to team for getting the compensation you deserve.

490
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No gimmicks, no nonsense, just real results. Call connorson Ferris

491
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two six' two. Comp that's two six' two Comp for Connors.

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In ferris got a home, Improvement conundrum time to call in,

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mysteriously as a hole in it kitchen looking like it's

495
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stuck in, The nineties Mac.

496
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Speaker 3: Of all trades is here to save.

497
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Speaker 2: The day, no capes just, expert repairs remodeling and handyman

498
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services that get the job. Done right call them today

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at five eight five to zero two ninety. Two eighteen

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that's five eight five two zero two ninety, two eighteen

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or visit them Online at macofalltrades dot net because every

502
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home needs A hero Mac Of. All trades This Is

503
00:25:24,839 --> 00:25:29,440
Men's Prostrate, awareness, Month, Right, Okay november and.

504
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,839
Speaker 3: It was always a. Big DEAL when i was on.

505
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,279
Speaker 2: The radio you Had Like sheriff baxter came in because

506
00:25:33,319 --> 00:25:36,119
he had lived with some prostate issues. And things was

507
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,880
very vocal about that and supporting. Men's HEALTH and i

508
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,160
always find it very funny when they would go No.

509
00:25:42,319 --> 00:25:44,279
Shave November so, i'm LIKE so i have to look

510
00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:46,400
at your face and think of, my asshole because that's

511
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,599
how you get to the prostate. Right, right so AND

512
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,839
then i have A friend i will, not name you

513
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,680
know this person, as WELL who's i found out they had,

514
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:01,160
prostate cancer caught it, really EARLY but i haven't connected

515
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,519
with them to talk, about IT but i think it

516
00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:04,359
freaked them Out all.

517
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 3: But it's.

518
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 2: Not him SO then i see this thing in it

519
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,480
and it looks like at the bottom of one of.

520
00:26:12,519 --> 00:26:14,400
THE articles I think i don't think it WAS the

521
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:19,319
i think it was the. Brainless, chick okay best kind of,

522
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,640
check ever, doesn't talk doesn't. There anything it looks like

523
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:27,920
a sex toy and it goes support. Prostate Wellness so

524
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,559
i'm like what AND then i go down and it

525
00:26:30,599 --> 00:26:37,400
Says and firmer erections with the world's slimmest. PROSTATE massager

526
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:45,880
fda registered. Doctor recommended it's Called. The malto so now

527
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,599
women are too good to stick a finger. Up there

528
00:26:47,599 --> 00:26:50,960
they gotta put they gotta. Get toy that just.

529
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,759
Speaker 3: Getting lazy now what of the fucking brandy got?

530
00:26:53,839 --> 00:26:59,839
Speaker 2: Laughed this this is. A HOLE but i didn't even

531
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,960
know it's a. Prostate, massager now.

532
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 3: When you ever had? IT milked i.

533
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 2: Have, not Yes while i've been to the doctor where they,

534
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,359
push now have you ever?

535
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 3: HAD it i. Have not apparently, you have it's.

536
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 2: SUPPOSED to i, have Not but i've, Been, TOLD okay

537
00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:18,920
i was told by a gay, guy once if you

538
00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:21,640
haven't had an organ era until you've had your. PROSTATE

539
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,000
massage i don't know what. That, MEANS like i can't

540
00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:30,599
imagine what are? They doing SUCK if i DICK always i.

541
00:27:30,599 --> 00:27:33,480
Got it Can't believe i'm. Saying This so i'm looking at.

542
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,240
It filthy i'm looking at this enhanced prostate comfort, at

543
00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:39,880
home and they're showing you this device and they can

544
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,079
bend it, it's, like oh but it looks like it

545
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,400
looks like a, sex toy and then goes, get erect.

546
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,119
Stay erect, i'm like does it have to be in

547
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,400
you in order for it to make?

548
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 3: You wrect.

549
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 2: Probably not do you have to get a finger inside

550
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,640
a girl to GET the? G spot and you got

551
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,640
to get? It inside did you Get?

552
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,039
Speaker 3: The, No, NO no i.

553
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,759
Speaker 2: Understand that, but LIKE am i massaging? My prostate like like,

554
00:28:00,799 --> 00:28:06,160
for example, Kegel, exercises right here's the if the girls got,

555
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,240
a vagina the guy's probably got. A, boner yes but

556
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,839
the problem is you may not be able to keep.

557
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,680
That boner now that's happened, To people i'll stop. Drinking,

558
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,519
something well that may be part OF why i had.

559
00:28:17,519 --> 00:28:20,400
That problem but that's. Not everybody that's. Not everybody i've

560
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,240
never had a problem. With that you never had a

561
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,000
problem with the drinking?

562
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:23,599
Speaker 3: At all keeping?

563
00:28:23,599 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 2: My, Bone, No yeah i'm. A man I think i

564
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,799
think for me there there you just started thinking. ABOUT baseball.

565
00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 3: I think there's been moments for Me where, i'm like

566
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,119
where the FUCK am? I in WHAT am? I doing

567
00:28:38,279 --> 00:28:40,480
like you come out of, this phase you go get. The,

568
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:47,880
Fuck no i've been there many. YEARS ago i did

569
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:48,880
learn something.

570
00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 2: Today completely off since you're talking about riding the Ball

571
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,240
because i'm assuming. That's electric i'm, assuming, yeah. Yeah REMOTE

572
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,200
so i found. FREE speeds i found out there's a

573
00:28:59,279 --> 00:28:59,599
car that.

574
00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 3: Let me, holy fuck there is a CAR that i don't.

575
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: THINK anybody i don't know anybody that, would maybe Well

576
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,440
maybe Kevin.

577
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,519
Speaker 3: Van wackenberg but.

578
00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:17,759
Speaker 2: The By D yang wang Yang wangroh U nine extreme

579
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,960
sounds like a, sex toy sounds like a, rice burner sounds. Like, it,

580
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,200
yeah well the by d Yang wang U nine extreme, is,

581
00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:31,160
fast furious fastest car in. The World so i'm watching

582
00:29:31,279 --> 00:29:34,640
video of this car and they get on a track.

583
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,759
They're racing they get up to three hundred and eight

584
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,920
point four to four miles, per hour which is like

585
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,440
the fastest on, a track not even the, straight away

586
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,359
and then they're going turns. And everything so you see

587
00:29:49,359 --> 00:29:53,119
it go down and you, go Up and i'm going

588
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:59,200
that car is really quiet Because any ferrari It's an. Asian,

589
00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:02,920
characters well this Is what, I'm, THINKING like i didn't

590
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:03,279
know it Was an.

591
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:04,519
Speaker 3: Asian car thought that was against.

592
00:30:04,519 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 2: THE rule i just looked because Because the bugatti was

593
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:09,160
the fastest car in, the WORLD and i had the

594
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,920
top speed RECORD and i think it was like three

595
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,839
hundred eight point four two and maybe this is three

596
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,519
hundred eight point.

597
00:30:14,519 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 3: Four Four so.

598
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,119
Speaker 2: I'm watching THIS and, i, go god it's. So quiet

599
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,119
all you hear is the win like. The air but

600
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,039
you're moving at three hundred miles. An hour of course

601
00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:26,359
there's gonna be some, you know wind. Resistant noise it's an.

602
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,400
Electric car it's.

603
00:30:28,279 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 3: A fully, electric car means made By.

604
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,559
Speaker 2: The chinese well zero. TO sixty i say all, the

605
00:30:33,559 --> 00:30:35,359
time you could have The greatest ferrari in. The WORLD

606
00:30:35,359 --> 00:30:38,480
but i tell you some mom in an electric rivion

607
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,480
is going to beat you to the next light because

608
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,799
it just is there that it's like instantaneous with. The

609
00:30:43,839 --> 00:30:46,759
electric but this is the. Fastest car it's the B

610
00:30:47,759 --> 00:30:50,319
Y D Yang Wang. Unite EXTREME and i think you

611
00:30:50,359 --> 00:30:51,400
weren't sure that that Was an.

612
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 3: Asian car you weren't sure what But the yang And, the,

613
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,279
wang no you.

614
00:30:58,279 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 2: KNOW what i thought it was and' this is where.

615
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,799
IT said, i, go oh it Must. BE japanese i

616
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:02,960
didn't Think the Chinese.

617
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 3: Were. Chinese, asian, WELL yes i, got That.

618
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 2: But Asian but japan makes. Great cars they do they

619
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:09,920
make some pretty.

620
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,599
Speaker 3: Good cars they Did. A nissan there were, good CARS.

621
00:31:12,759 --> 00:31:15,799
THE z a lot of people love. That car i'm. Not, disputing, no.

622
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: No no so THAT'S why i Didn't. THINK china i

623
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,480
don't know any Cars. FROM china i couldn't think Of

624
00:31:19,519 --> 00:31:20,799
ANY chinese i Ever.

625
00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 3: SAID china I. Said, ASIAN well i Just said chinese

626
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,559
guy driving, It.

627
00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:29,039
Speaker 2: Hero yes so it Is a it Is a, chinese

628
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:30,759
CAR and i think the Guy WHO but i thought

629
00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:33,039
THAT was I thought i Thought the asian rules were

630
00:31:33,119 --> 00:31:35,599
you had to have no exhaust. ON there i thought

631
00:31:35,599 --> 00:31:37,319
you had to hear it coming from a mile and a. Half,

632
00:31:37,359 --> 00:31:39,720
AWAY oh i. DIDN'T know i thought that was like

633
00:31:39,759 --> 00:31:43,000
a Law in. China, ANYWHERE oh i. Don't, know, oh

634
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,759
oh because YOU hear i. Got you you're making a rice.

635
00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:46,799
BURNER joke i.

636
00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:48,759
Speaker 3: Got it that was a little slow in the thick, Up,

637
00:31:48,759 --> 00:31:50,960
there sorry he, wake up.

638
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,559
Speaker 2: Wake up? Wake up, all right this has, Been. Fun

639
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,799
kevin it's nice to see. It's better, like, UH oh

640
00:31:55,839 --> 00:31:59,599
i guess it's only been. A Week, jesus christ it.

641
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,599
Feels longer there's lots of unfolded in that amount. OF

642
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,680
time i don't know you're, bleaching ASSHOLES and i haven't pleasure.

643
00:32:07,119 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 3: UP time i haven't.

644
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:14,079
Speaker 2: BLEACHED anything i have done an An Injector christmas.

645
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 3: NOW now I got i've.

646
00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 2: Gone Quarters Hip john hyatt sign. Anal Injector i'm. I'm

647
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,920
winning you KNOW what i want to do so badly

648
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,599
NOW is i want to give my mom a stocking

649
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,519
full of this ship and let her see if she

650
00:32:27,559 --> 00:32:28,799
could figure out what.

651
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 3: To do you got, a?

652
00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:32,599
Speaker 4: Video?

653
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 3: Though why why is this funny? To me. IT'S terrible

654
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,759
i bet you your brother would go. In, HALF no i.

655
00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:41,160
GUARANTEE you i don't know that. HE would i guarantee

656
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,920
your brother wouldn't because it wasn't. His idea he wouldn't.

657
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,000
Do it he would absolutely want the house percent. GOING

658
00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:47,640
half i. DON'T know i don't know if. You would,

659
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,599
all right let's get out. Of here it was a

660
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:55,400
lot of fun Too for kevin and, hey man shout

661
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,039
out to. Your kid.

662
00:32:56,119 --> 00:32:59,319
Speaker 2: That's amazing what he's doing is really really got to

663
00:32:59,319 --> 00:33:01,920
make him. Feel, Great right i'm still working at another

664
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,119
thing we talked about with. Certain someone you give me the?

665
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,799
Speaker 3: Number four, oh okay. YEAH cool i just got.

666
00:33:07,599 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 2: To find a free date that works for having a

667
00:33:10,039 --> 00:33:12,960
date that works, for us don't. Don't worry and you

668
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,519
know if even weekend or something, works better we can make.

669
00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:18,799
Speaker 3: That Happen for Kevin, Mure On, Bill moran we'll see.

670
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:23,319
You tomorrow seem they were looking borrow.

671
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:32,599
Speaker 4: Kind of Light With tennessee's california and things.

672
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:32,839
Speaker 3: Like that