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Chrysler Dods jeep Ram, It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word, my friends, That's how we spread the word.
Speaker 3: Kevin is here tonight, and I'm kind of as.
Speaker 2: Me Doug Phelps's father's favorite comedian. Anytime I bring up
there's I don't know, every everybody, every every guy has
an issue with their dad. It's some point, right, there's something.
There's that father son you know thing as always that
said you gotta put a knee on their neck and
hold him down to beat the ship out of it.
I just I've got two or three down already, I
got one more to go. He's a little little still.
I I don't. I feel like there's something there he
and his dad. But I I don't really know. Uh
lots of well I do know because I say something
and he gets all he gets all weird. Let's start
with something positive because I have thoughts and then I've
got other people's thoughts over here. I know you do,
but I I think that this is a moment for
you to brag on your son. I got to think
you have to be so proud for him for all
like and and the great thing. Kevin's son is a
hockey player. I'm gonna say, an elite hockey player for
his age. I don't because I'm there. I don't know.
Uh not the not the biggest guy, little wiry, biggest mouth,
well second biggest mouth, but I mean, god, damn this kid,
and uh what happened?
Speaker 3: We played?
Speaker 2: They had our playoffs for because they split our season
for high school, so that our season starts earlier then
the younger kids like Brady season started in October, Tyler
started middle of August.
Speaker 3: For high school.
Speaker 2: No for travel, oh for travel hockey, so I can
get all the travel stuff in before high school starts, okay,
And then we picked back up in the spring. We've
actually qualified for the state tournament, so we're doing that
in the spring.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: But we had our playoffs and we played Friday night
in Buffalo. We played a team that we knew we
were gonna pound, and we just straight up pounded him.
And then we played that gave us a game Saturday
against Amherst. It's a team we haven't beaten and probably
in a meaningful game in probably three years, since we
beat him in the championship game about three years ago.
And they went up to nothing quick on us, and
they did yep, Tyler got two in a second and
then his linemate It was actually Tyler's goal, but they
gave it to his line made it just you just
tossed it towards the net and it just kind of
squeaked through the goalies legs and by Cooter hairs over
the line. So they've never beaten this team before. We've
beaten them, Oh okay.
Speaker 3: Just not in a meaningful game in three years. Not
in a meaningful game, right.
Speaker 2: We watched like the Bills with the Kansas City Chiefs
or the Dolphins. No, no, no, hang on, keep going.
And then so there was three two. They scored late
to tie it and we all kind of were resigned
that we're going overtime, and Tyler wanted. Tyler's teammates just
fired to pass up the ice and tourds Tyler. Tyler
grabbed it and I don't think the other team expected
him with ten seconds on the clock to make a run,
and he just made a run and they weren't ready
for it. And you could see if you've see the video,
I saw you post on it. I didn't watch the video.
I didn't know there was video. I read your thing.
Speaker 3: There's video. Oh, I only read your The kid.
Speaker 2: That's playing defense and the kid that's chasing Tyler, they
kind of you kind of snuck through between the middle
of them, yeah, and they kind of took each other out,
and the third kid that was back there just didn't
get over in time. And Tyler got a clean shout
the net and put it in two point nine seconds
on the clock.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's the hero, yeah, right of that case.
And it was it was.
Speaker 2: About a minute after the goalie made it. Their goalie
made an amazing stop. He just came across and the
kid had a wide open net and he just biffed
it and the goalie kicked it right. It was the
goalie just made a great, great, great save and Tyler
was busting his balls.
Speaker 3: He could have been the hero and he was zero.
Tylern't be a dick. He did. He's a dick. That's funny.
I wonder where that comes from his mother. But that's amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, well then we kind of laid an egg yesterday,
but that's all right. Basically we were it was the
reverse of Friday or Saturday. It's a team that hasn't
beaten us in a meaningful game in probably six years,
and they just Tyler got Tyler took an injury. He
was not feeling his leg was a little fucked up. Yeah,
and he caught a hit and the kid got the
knee on the knee and knee on the i'm a thigh,
yeah he was, he was. It was rough for me.
He got it through it, but they had just they
just shadowed him. And I probably had two or three
coaches on Saturday night and I had four or five
coaches and parents last night just coming up to me
after the game saying, we just we love watching your
kid play.
Speaker 3: We just hate watching him burn us. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing. And he's looking to go D one
or something.
Speaker 3: He's looking to go the next level. Yeah, yeah, next
level whatever. He won D two, D three right whatever
that is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that's amazing, and congratulations to Tyler. But also
you guys, because I you know, I grew up in
a house where I didn't play winter sports because my
parents didn't want to drive twelve miles in the snow.
I didn't want to drive last well, no, I was
okay with driving last year, and everybody else in the
fucking threw way.
Speaker 3: That was like, oh my god, it's do you know
what I'm saying? Like like my parents are like, we're
not am not going back out. It's dark, it's blah
blah blah. And I lived twelve miles away from the school,
but in a very area. I get it.
Speaker 2: But so that's why I never played any winter sports.
And then I see you, I have a friend who
is just at a lacrosse tournament in Albany and then
back home the same day. New Jersey's next, there's this
Mack will tell you he's he's all over the place
too with his Yes boys are younger too.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was in Buffalo Friday, Saturday, Friday night, Saturday night,
the night my parents didn't do ship. And then I
never really cut into my drinking this week. I only
had one beer the entire week.
Speaker 2: Wow, that is so not You got to be feeling
off a little unbalanced. I might be smarter I was
gonna come home from his two week cruise and I'm
gonna be sober. I'm not drinking anymore. Oh yeah, he's
on a cruise. I left out of New York. How
much Saturday morning? How much does a three person cruise cost?
Three person cruise? Yeah, he his wife and his liver.
Speaker 3: You didn't buy the drink package.
Speaker 2: I'm like, he told me all along, we're not getting
I'm like, Bob, you got to get the drink package.
It's like it's not worth it. I go, Bob, Well,
he's like, I don't think. Well, he's telling me he's
on a cruise.
Speaker 3: You have to get it.
Speaker 2: You can't if you and I go on a cruise,
you can't just get the and we have a room.
You can't just get the drink package. We both have
to get it. And he's like, it's it works out
to like seven drinks of them. Like, Bob, you're up
at six in the morning, Well, you'll be at the
bar getting a coffee. You'll have a little Bailey's in there.
You'll get a second with the little Baillies in there.
Speaker 3: That's two. It's eight thirty. You're on the Bloody Mary.
You'll have two of those.
Speaker 2: It's ten o'clock and you're onto a high end whiskey.
He'll be at by noon, you'll be at five. Yeah,
you're telling me you can't get two or three more
drinks than you the rest of the day.
Speaker 3: You're full of shit. But we're going on excursions.
Speaker 2: Eat a bag of ducks. I go, would you rather
pay that sixteen hundred now or when you.
Speaker 3: Get off the boat? Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, that's I don't know that. I've never been
on a cruise. It doesn't appeal to me. I don't
know if I if I didn't, I have to do
a short one first, because I do get I don't
get seasick like on a speedboat, like a like a
map boat. Yeah, I don't get seasick on that, okay,
But I went sailing once and it did not agree
with me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean this is they're.
Speaker 2: Big and pretty stable, right, and they're almost like small
cities sometimes that are traveling on the water. But I
just I don't know, there's something about it has never
really appealed to me.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is, because I was just thinking, we.
Speaker 2: Get your gig doing some hat comedy on one for
a weekend.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you, no, thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, well, now let's get to the ugly stuff
since you sort of I was not ready. Uh and
apparently neither were the Bills. For the trouncing that to Minami.
I pissed off a lot of hockey parents yesterday. You know,
we lost the game, but it was still a good Sunday.
The Patriots won, the Dolphins won the building.
Speaker 3: That fuck you Bills now six and three.
Speaker 2: Uh nothing, in my opinion, nothing went well in that
game on the field or around.
Speaker 3: The division for the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 2: You guys are now the New England Patriots are now
solely in first place at the AFC.
Speaker 3: He said, an eight and three, eight and two, right too.
Speaker 2: I guess technically we're it's a game and a half,
but I think it's technically two because we beat the Bills. Yeah, okay,
so it's two games up. I mean, I hated this.
I hated watching it. I think, uh. Greg texted me.
Greg Connors texted me he's flying back in probably landed
about an hour in Buffalo, and he said that was
the worst game McDermott has coached in the history of
the Bills, of his history with the Bills, that's what
he thinks.
Speaker 3: Well, we were listening.
Speaker 2: We were listening to the Pats game on the truck
going to going to Buffalo, and as soon as it
got over, Carrie was kind of watching her game on
TV and they kind of ended at the same time,
and I go, we're in near Buffalo. I'm definitely going
over to five fifty just to hear how the fucking
sky is going, because it's gonna be amazing, was it? Oh,
I'm absolutely right out of the box. Well, the Bills
fire McDermott, right, So, yeah, you can't.
Speaker 3: You gotta go out and get a wide receiver. How
could you not get it?
Speaker 2: The passing offense has looked like it did before. It
has looked like that before. Well, like I said to
him Mark last week, I said, you know, when you're
number one receiver, is Dalton kink Thatt your tight end,
You've got a problem. Brutally in an app and he's injured.
Keon Coleman caught maybe a jump ball, but he can't
get separation for anything.
Speaker 3: You can't catch a cold.
Speaker 2: The passing game, to me, is absolutely in trouble. Allen
says they came ready to play. I wrote this down
because I was listening to his postgame press conference. He
said they came ready to play.
Speaker 3: And they wanted it more than us. I said.
Speaker 2: Recipe said that Labor Day, Josh Almos gonna have a
shitty season because I drafted him in two fantasy foot leagues.
The TB would fire pizza and grill in the mall
at Grease Ridge. I forgot they had that Bronx Bomber pizza.
That wasn't what I had. When I was out there,
he thought, you had barbecue chicken, Bronx Bombers got meatball. Yeah,
it's got sausage, MAROONI ham ground beans.
Speaker 3: Absolutely had it. Sounds amazing.
Speaker 2: I actually had it at the old bTB, the old location.
Oh really, yeah, it sounds amazing. Uh, you can get
out there by the way. The soups, I mean you
and I love the soup that that Connie made up
a couple of soups. I had soup at a different place
the other night. Yeah, and it was the worst soup
I've ever had in my entire life. Really, it had
like a quarter Like you know, there's half cans of
vegetables you can buy for like fifty cents.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it had that many peas.
Speaker 2: In it, and I'm like, this is fucking disgusting. Oh
it's a meatball. It was a meatball supreme. Oh soup
and it had like just a abundance of green bean
or peas in it.
Speaker 3: It was disgusting.
Speaker 2: Oh we can get but you don't get that at
bet No. You know, you get delicious. You get some
of the best soup I've ever had.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then of course they've they've got everything you love,
from a twelve ounce ribbi to the you know, if
you're just looking for like a melt with thousand Island dressing,
Swiss cheese, sauted onions on sour dough, I might go
out Thursday for the Patriots Jets game and double soup.
I may get a bowl of soup and then I
might follow it up with under bowl of soup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you may spill it on your if the Jets,
the Jets win. If the Jets win, Matt's loes the TV.
Speaker 2: It's one of my bulls is it was going through
a TV. Believe me, I don't that I didn't think
that the Miami Dolphins were gonna beat the Bills, but
I certainly don't.
Speaker 3: Think the Jets are going to beat the Patriots. And
don't forget the lunchman. You're a BTV too.
Speaker 2: If you're out and about earlier, you're getting some early
Christmas shopping done. Yes, it's a great idea menu for lunch.
Great everything right, Yeah, that's the thing. It's everything's under
ten bucks. And if you're going for the game, whether
it be Thursday, Saturday for college football, Sunday for NFL,
Monday Night fifty TVs, not a bad seat in the house.
And this is the other thing that we found in
Buffalo is that no bars in Buffalo carry the Sunday ticket.
Speaker 3: We call real.
Speaker 2: We went, We called probably thirteen bars one weekend looking
for We wanted to watch the Bills game, but we
also wanted to watch the Pats game. Yeah, couldn't find
a bar that had Sunday ticket. One of my buddies
yesterday went to three different bars that had Sunday ticket
in Buffalo, but they had every Why are you paying
for Sunday ticket when you have every single TV on
the bills and you won't change it.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't change one TB. They will put, they will
put you and us. They'll don't find you a spot
near your game. Yeah, oh wow, why pay for this
Sunday ticket if you're not gonna put other games? That's
really crazy. It's stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because they're trying to be whatever makes no sense.
But here's the other thing. I'm pretty sure that ESPN
ABC Disney is having a dispute with YouTube.
Speaker 3: So if you have YouTube TV and it's Monday night,
you can't watch the game.
Speaker 2: No, but you can bTB you can. And here's the
great thing. You don't have to clean up after yourself.
I mean, don't be a pick, but you're not watching
the distan. And if the ESPN YouTube shutdown goes as
long as the government shut down next Monday night, catch
that Monday night game.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is true.
Speaker 2: BTV would fire pizza and grill in the mall at
Greece Rich.
Speaker 5: On the Western day and it serves one hundred ships
of day. Little miss sailors past the turn way, talker
about their homes.
Speaker 3: The mails.
Speaker 1: A girl.
Speaker 3: There's a girl in.
Speaker 4: This harbor town.
Speaker 3: She's good now.
Speaker 2: She works like whiskey down so might. She's a bartender,
she's a waitress. She's in this one hundred ships a day, right,
in this port. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Let's said Brandy Brandon, fatch a mother.
Speaker 4: Just suns that skin. They'll say it.
Speaker 2: They'll say, what a good wife, right, so you can
steal a sailor from the sea. What a fine girl
you are. Now listen, this is the part of the song.
I don't know why I've never paid attention to this,
but I heard it today and I and here's the
weird part is I have I listen to serious satellite
through my phone.
Speaker 3: So if I get a phone.
Speaker 2: Call, fancy hoverizon man, Yeah, maybe that's part of the reason,
but I'm listening. So if I get a phone call,
when I hang up, it starts over. No, it starts
right from where it was where it was.
Speaker 3: Does it do that on regular satellite? And does it
in my truck? It does?
Speaker 2: Okay, But then you can also fast forward if you
want you to find out what's really happening, because it's.
Speaker 3: Like you're living in some time warp. All right.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so picked back up after the folk conversation,
and this is where I was.
Speaker 4: We's a braided shane made from the north of Spain.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's got a braided chain made of the finest
silver from the north of Spain. She probably didn't buy
that laying whiskey dowth, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, so might may be one of the sailors gave
it to her. Okay, from Spain. Here we go, here
we go.
Speaker 2: Lock it then, Okay, so there's a lockett.
Speaker 3: There's a dude that Brandy loved. Brandy's a horror. I
don't know that Brandy's a horse. Don't got a chain
from somebody? A lock in front of the guy. No, no, no,
but I think it's the same guy.
Speaker 2: I don't know my head. I heard the same horror. Okay,
you here, hi here horror, he horror. I was not
taking horror. I was taking hard working woman with a guy.
But this is what I loved. Listen, she's hardworking.
Speaker 1: It came.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he came out of gifts yep, from far away.
Speaker 4: But it made it clear.
Speaker 3: But he made it clear. Bitch. Now that's just what
I got. I never paid attention to this. Listen, the
cutout stuff.
Speaker 4: No harbor was his home.
Speaker 3: I say it, you're a fine girl.
Speaker 2: So this guy that she's in love with, dump, well,
the guy just goes, Hey, the harbor's my home.
Speaker 3: You're not my home. Get out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what he's ump and dump.
Speaker 3: Yeah with my lad.
Speaker 2: Se went, Holy shit, you got dumped for the fucking ocean.
You got fucking dumped for the ocean. There's gotta be
mermaids somewhere. What the fuck is this guy doing. You've
got somebody you just said you make a fine wife.
What a amazing woman you are. I give you gifts
and all this.
Speaker 3: You're getting gifts for the guys. But to see, No,
it's that one.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's the sea. He fucking left her for the ocean.
How bad would that be? Like everybody always worries when
they get dumped. Is there somebody else? Are they richer
than me? Are they better looking at me?
Speaker 3: Whatever? Right in your head, it's the fucking ocean. You
know what.
Speaker 2: The sea doesn't get what he doesn't get. A period
se doesn't nag. Fuck you man, A hard period doesn't
nag shit. Title fucking waves, what do you call I'll
take it tight away over my wife pitching any day
of the week.
Speaker 3: I gotta play this now.
Speaker 2: Somebody sent me this. This is the greatest. I'm so happy.
This is purely accidental that this is happening right now.
But this is fucking fantastic because we got the song
and then Kevin brings that up, and uh, how do I.
Speaker 3: Can I see my message? Yeah? Here we go.
Speaker 2: H I got this on Instagram yesterday from Alie.
Speaker 3: Hello is ready for this? Here comes? Wait? I get
to play? Here go alright, I've been let it go
through once and then I'll I'll restart. I can play
it and then the volume one this is can you
take out the trash? Yes, just give me two minutes, Finn,
I'll just do it myself.
Speaker 2: You fucking lazy pays a fucking ship, You fucking pussy
ass bitch, Get off your fucking ass loser.
Speaker 3: You know, she never says that to me exactly. I go,
oh my god, now that you say you Kevin got
it category five hurricane.
Speaker 2: That's a category ninety chicken.
Speaker 3: I was sure fallen us saw that.
Speaker 6: It's always all The truth is, he was an honest man.
She does her best to understand. She tries to love him.
You know what also does after you're married.
Speaker 3: It's still blows. My wife not so much.
Speaker 4: Walks through a silent time and loves It's not all around.
She still comes.
Speaker 2: Such a sad sight, such a sad sad Brandie, you're
you're the best, the best, my love and my lad.
Speaker 3: It's the same. I bet it's because she can only
start a drinks. She can't cook for ship. It doesn't clean,
doesn't cook. I don't know why I picked up. As
soon as I hung up the phone, like the call ended,
that part of the song came.
Speaker 2: I go, wait what And somehow I'm like really paying
attention And I don't know why. For years I never
realized Brandy got dumped and she's walking through a quiet
town in love with a man she'll never see walk
a shame she got laid first Sunday morning walking.
Speaker 3: God damn, how did looking Glass?
Speaker 2: They couldn't have written that. That's a great song. It's
got to be like an old timey sailor song or.
Speaker 3: Something that has to be. There's no fucking way, looking Glass.
Have you seen these guys. Yeah, there's no way. They
didn't write that.
Speaker 2: I had. I had some really good ones tonight. First game, Yeah,
Mark trip up. I was gonna trip up Mark because
I get the very first one. I don't think either
one of you are gonna get. We'll hold it because
I hold, but that that just maybe is the Star,
The UK Star is at the equivalent of uh, what
would be the what used to be the Inquired World
or the Weekly World News. Okay, because I saw an
article in there today attributing a scientist, Harvard scientist physicists
maybe talking about aliens, and since we're just talking about
you know, love or whatever, that they believe that whatever
this comment is that's coming close is actually a spaceship
and they've already sent jets out. We probably won't even
know that they're they're here, They're they're studying us, they're
looking at us from Afar or whatever like that. There
isn't a comment that the crash people were looking at
from years ago, is it that would ever come No,
this is I think it goes by AI. Yeah, alien
ship will hide from humans when it's close closes in
on Earth before Christmas. Harvard astrophysicist Avy Lobe. I think
this is Loeb has claimed the alien ship and this
is three to one at Lias. I thought that was
the name of the comment because people were calling it
AI at List, but I think it's three to one
at List. Anyway, we'll hide from humans when it closes
on Earth before Christmas. And then he says, here, uh,
seven jets with the glowing halo, I've already left in
large glowing halo expanding out to a half million kilometers
with its Here's the thing, like, we look at this
stuff and you see this guy and they're calling him
a cook and a nut, and it's in the Daily Star.
Speaker 3: But I go, what if he's right?
Speaker 2: But here's the thing with aliens and all this shit.
They don't ever land in like Times Square. No, it's
always New Mexico, the desert in fucking Arizona.
Speaker 3: Sometimes in Florida. If you're out there and you're trying
to get seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go to Times Square. Oh I know, it'll probably
look normal in Times Square.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, I can't tell if this is made up, if
this guy did it, but uh, he goes on and on,
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That problem but that's. Not everybody that's. Not everybody i've
never had a problem. With that you never had a
problem with the drinking?
Speaker 3: At all keeping?
Speaker 2: My, Bone, No yeah i'm. A man I think i
think for me there there you just started thinking. ABOUT baseball.
Speaker 3: I think there's been moments for Me where, i'm like
where the FUCK am? I in WHAT am? I doing
like you come out of, this phase you go get. The,
Fuck no i've been there many. YEARS ago i did
learn something.
Speaker 2: Today completely off since you're talking about riding the Ball
because i'm assuming. That's electric i'm, assuming, yeah. Yeah REMOTE
so i found. FREE speeds i found out there's a
car that.
Speaker 3: Let me, holy fuck there is a CAR that i don't.
Speaker 2: THINK anybody i don't know anybody that, would maybe Well
maybe Kevin.
Speaker 3: Van wackenberg but.
Speaker 2: The By D yang wang Yang wangroh U nine extreme
sounds like a, sex toy sounds like a, rice burner sounds. Like, it,
yeah well the by d Yang wang U nine extreme, is,
fast furious fastest car in. The World so i'm watching
video of this car and they get on a track.
They're racing they get up to three hundred and eight
point four to four miles, per hour which is like
the fastest on, a track not even the, straight away
and then they're going turns. And everything so you see
it go down and you, go Up and i'm going
that car is really quiet Because any ferrari It's an. Asian,
characters well this Is what, I'm, THINKING like i didn't
know it Was an.
Speaker 3: Asian car thought that was against.
Speaker 2: THE rule i just looked because Because the bugatti was
the fastest car in, the WORLD and i had the
top speed RECORD and i think it was like three
hundred eight point four two and maybe this is three
hundred eight point.
Speaker 3: Four Four so.
Speaker 2: I'm watching THIS and, i, go god it's. So quiet
all you hear is the win like. The air but
you're moving at three hundred miles. An hour of course
there's gonna be some, you know wind. Resistant noise it's an.
Electric car it's.
Speaker 3: A fully, electric car means made By.
Speaker 2: The chinese well zero. TO sixty i say all, the
time you could have The greatest ferrari in. The WORLD
but i tell you some mom in an electric rivion
is going to beat you to the next light because
it just is there that it's like instantaneous with. The
electric but this is the. Fastest car it's the B
Y D Yang Wang. Unite EXTREME and i think you
weren't sure that that Was an.
Speaker 3: Asian car you weren't sure what But the yang And, the,
wang no you.
Speaker 2: KNOW what i thought it was and' this is where.
IT said, i, go oh it Must. BE japanese i
didn't Think the Chinese.
Speaker 3: Were. Chinese, asian, WELL yes i, got That.
Speaker 2: But Asian but japan makes. Great cars they do they
make some pretty.
Speaker 3: Good cars they Did. A nissan there were, good CARS.
THE z a lot of people love. That car i'm. Not, disputing, no.
Speaker 2: No no so THAT'S why i Didn't. THINK china i
don't know any Cars. FROM china i couldn't think Of
ANY chinese i Ever.
Speaker 3: SAID china I. Said, ASIAN well i Just said chinese
guy driving, It.
Speaker 2: Hero yes so it Is a it Is a, chinese
CAR and i think the Guy WHO but i thought
THAT was I thought i Thought the asian rules were
you had to have no exhaust. ON there i thought
you had to hear it coming from a mile and a. Half,
AWAY oh i. DIDN'T know i thought that was like
a Law in. China, ANYWHERE oh i. Don't, know, oh
oh because YOU hear i. Got you you're making a rice.
BURNER joke i.
Speaker 3: Got it that was a little slow in the thick, Up,
there sorry he, wake up.
Speaker 2: Wake up? Wake up, all right this has, Been. Fun
kevin it's nice to see. It's better, like, UH oh
i guess it's only been. A Week, jesus christ it.
Feels longer there's lots of unfolded in that amount. OF
time i don't know you're, bleaching ASSHOLES and i haven't pleasure.
Speaker 3: UP time i haven't.
Speaker 2: BLEACHED anything i have done an An Injector christmas.
Speaker 3: NOW now I got i've.
Speaker 2: Gone Quarters Hip john hyatt sign. Anal Injector i'm. I'm
winning you KNOW what i want to do so badly
NOW is i want to give my mom a stocking
full of this ship and let her see if she
could figure out what.
Speaker 3: To do you got, a?
Speaker 4: Video?
Speaker 3: Though why why is this funny? To me. IT'S terrible
i bet you your brother would go. In, HALF no i.
GUARANTEE you i don't know that. HE would i guarantee
your brother wouldn't because it wasn't. His idea he wouldn't.
Do it he would absolutely want the house percent. GOING
half i. DON'T know i don't know if. You would,
all right let's get out. Of here it was a
lot of fun Too for kevin and, hey man shout
out to. Your kid.
Speaker 2: That's amazing what he's doing is really really got to
make him. Feel, Great right i'm still working at another
thing we talked about with. Certain someone you give me the?
Speaker 3: Number four, oh okay. YEAH cool i just got.
Speaker 2: To find a free date that works for having a
date that works, for us don't. Don't worry and you
know if even weekend or something, works better we can make.
Speaker 3: That Happen for Kevin, Mure On, Bill moran we'll see.
You tomorrow seem they were looking borrow.
Speaker 4: Kind of Light With tennessee's california and things.
Speaker 3: Like that