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<v Speaker 1>One on one with Lynchintaco on Orlando's rock station one

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<v Speaker 1>O one one w JR. I wanted to give you

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<v Speaker 1>another taste of that new one there from evanes Since

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<v Speaker 1>called after Life. New song that's gonna be featured in

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<v Speaker 1>the new Netflix anime series Devil May Cry.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about all the anime stuff, but I

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<v Speaker 2>can tell you that's a hit right there.

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<v Speaker 3>It really is good for them all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, on music related notes, you get about fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 1>left to vote this morning, so you say it's we

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<v Speaker 1>play at three song choices from Candlebox, tell us which

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<v Speaker 1>one it should be. At nine, we'll put that one

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<v Speaker 1>on the air for you, and then we randomly picked

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<v Speaker 1>somebody each morning this week to when it's an okay price,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we just spend that little random wheel and uh,

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<v Speaker 2>it lands on you four day passes for Welcome to Rockvild,

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<v Speaker 2>a pair of four day passes for Rockvild. Take a

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<v Speaker 2>look at that lineup and you tell me you don't

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<v Speaker 2>you can't find bands you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna want to watch?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, won't hurt to throw a vote in where chay

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<v Speaker 2>or our Facebook page?

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<v Speaker 3>This gimmick again.

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<v Speaker 1>Robin the convenience store with the old finger gun, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the I've got a gun in my pocket or under

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<v Speaker 1>my shirt or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's just isn't that like a nineteen sixties movie

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<v Speaker 2>joke that in the banana in your pocket?

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<v Speaker 3>And how many times have we seen this? It's insane?

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<v Speaker 1>This time Colorado springs. Colorado guy walks into the convenience store,

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<v Speaker 1>has the proverbial finger gun going pointed in the direction

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<v Speaker 1>of the lone employee working, and the guy starts taking

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<v Speaker 1>stuff and leaves the store, flees in it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what did him in? Was the vwo wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>it in order?

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<v Speaker 1>There is what did Obviously it hasn't got to Colorado yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, he flees in a pink GMC yukon come on,

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<v Speaker 1>QUGSUV pink very easy for police to spot. After the

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<v Speaker 1>clerk called police to tell him what had happened, they

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<v Speaker 1>spotted the guy a few blocks away. He didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to pull over. Then they boxed him in at a

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<v Speaker 1>gas station. And I always an added bonus had his

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<v Speaker 1>teenage daughter in the car with him.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's great to each the daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>How to live in the future now, it used to

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<v Speaker 2>be you would only see a pink car if it

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<v Speaker 2>was the Avon lady. Remember if you sold a certain

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<v Speaker 2>amount of Avon For anybody younger listening, there's this makeup

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<v Speaker 2>product called Avon. It's still around, and I believe were

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<v Speaker 2>the Cadillacs, and it was if you sold enough, you

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<v Speaker 2>got to whatever the barrier was, you won the pink Cadillac.

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<v Speaker 2>And I always thought, even as a kid, God, that's

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<v Speaker 2>an ugly ass car to win. Are you able to

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<v Speaker 2>paint it after you get it? You know, like bring

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<v Speaker 2>it to one of them body shops. Who will do

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<v Speaker 2>the one hundred and or the two hundred dollars paint job?

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<v Speaker 3>What were you more of a Mabeline guy? Well, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>it's Mabel, maybe it's May Believe. No, I just thought so.

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<v Speaker 2>You would make this great achievement as an Avon lady,

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<v Speaker 2>But you.

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<v Speaker 3>Win an ugly car. Give the bitches, I'm sorry, Give

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<v Speaker 3>the lady something nice, you know? Was that a Ponzi scheme?

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<v Speaker 3>The Avon thing? Didn't she eat?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's still around. Well, no, I'm sure Avon

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<v Speaker 3>is still. But oncefore I would not. No, you would sell.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, you try to sell your friends on it and

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<v Speaker 1>then become Avon salespeople as well, and then the more

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<v Speaker 1>you would sign up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not was it or is it? No? No, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>Avon is still around, is what I just googled? Yes

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<v Speaker 3>it is. No, it's if it doesn't make.

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<v Speaker 2>It a Ponzi scheme, if you Pat, Let's say I

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<v Speaker 2>sell X if I sell A not ecstasy up in

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<v Speaker 2>the clot and I hate that words. I just let's

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<v Speaker 2>say that I sell product A. I'm selling it, and

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<v Speaker 2>then hey, Pat, would you like to sell Product A

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<v Speaker 2>as well? And then I get some of your money

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<v Speaker 2>because I signed you on. That's not a Ponzi scheme.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just a pyramid. A Ponzi scheme is where hey,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a pyramid. Okay, I used the wrong word again.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm selling exit a cub and pyramidy.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I gotcha. I got so I'm just taking you

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<v Speaker 3>under my wing and doing it. It was Mary Kay, not Avon.

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<v Speaker 3>I got that wrong too. Yeah, anyway, so we understand it.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody flooded the text line with Mary Kay not Avon, dummy,

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<v Speaker 2>Mary Kay, Mary Kay, Mary, thank you anyway, you got

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<v Speaker 2>the paint.

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<v Speaker 3>I am feel bad here. I am thinking it's Mabelne.

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<v Speaker 3>Then somebody said, true, maybe it's Mabelne.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, sorry again, Taco Bell, but it's maybe Mary Kay,

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<v Speaker 2>not Avon. But you guys still rock, So yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not that's not a Ponzi scheme. But if I'm taking

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<v Speaker 2>you under and you get some money, it's when all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden we run out of town with the investors,

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to thank our listeners who have become

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<v Speaker 1>so good at being our safety net. Serious. I mean, granted,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like we can't unring the bell once. We do

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<v Speaker 1>that at least once a morning, but yeah, and again

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<v Speaker 1>when you sit here and you do this show live,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, five days a week, and uh, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna not gonna get everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Right all you are, Especially with a guy like me

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<v Speaker 2>who just knows, as Pat said, bits and pieces, Bob doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch the news, it makes for an interesting message. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna scroll and Mary Kay meltdown. I'm gonna let you

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<v Speaker 1>see how many Mary Kay texts came in. So thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're you all the texted of the safety net we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about. Oh yeah, I'm still scrolling.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at this. It's insane. Look still not done.

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<v Speaker 2>That was probably one hundred and something text, thank you all,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry I screwed up again. Now I'd rather be

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<v Speaker 2>selling X in the club. Let's go down in South

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<v Speaker 2>Florida where you know my theory. Somebody stop, stop, put

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<v Speaker 2>the brakes on the pink Cadillac. Somebody said it was

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<v Speaker 2>Maco auto paint job. Yes, it was Makeo. And then

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<v Speaker 2>somebody said, not a public's.

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<v Speaker 3>Parking lot paint job A.

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday night special, damn you, Saturday Night four fifty special.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, oh gosh, my life. Got a car painted

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<v Speaker 2>a parking lot of publics at nighttime.

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<v Speaker 1>On a Saturday. It was dusk, but still sketchy to

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<v Speaker 1>say the least. Speaking of sketchy, we all know the

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<v Speaker 1>further south you go in this great state of ours

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<v Speaker 1>that we call home, this sketchy or the stories and

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<v Speaker 1>the people.

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<v Speaker 3>Proved it again yesterday. What do we have today?

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<v Speaker 2>This?

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<v Speaker 3>The other day it was it was them selling.

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<v Speaker 1>Spots, reserve spots for the DMV appointments for two and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty pop's. We think it's bag going to the DMV

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<v Speaker 1>around here, Try yeah, try downs. We got a Boca

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<v Speaker 1>woman here, well to do Boca Ratone woman who is

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<v Speaker 1>headed to Palm Beach.

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<v Speaker 3>He's getting better.

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<v Speaker 1>Headed to Palm Beach for her golf lesson at the

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<v Speaker 1>Palm Beach Country Club. Hits a cyclist on the way

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<v Speaker 1>on Palm Beach. No briefly stops, then continues on with

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<v Speaker 1>the bike and the cyclist still attached to her car.

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<v Speaker 1>The cyclist obviously lets go at some point and off

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<v Speaker 1>she goes. And uh God, still what they caught up

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<v Speaker 1>with her out on the course taking her golf lesson.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't want to be late for a golf lesson. It's

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<v Speaker 3>all about me in this world. Wow, lady, Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>House seventy seventy something years old. Oh she knew what

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<v Speaker 1>she had done. Those pom Beach golf lessons that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta book those far out. Man, She's coming all

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<v Speaker 1>the way from Boca for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh. We can get some lessons in Boca. They

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<v Speaker 3>get some nice courses there.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, lady, she wants to be seen by the elite.

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<v Speaker 2>They already know she's a hack at that course. Import Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's not earning in the big Cadillac. Somebody said in

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<v Speaker 2>the club dash, Bwo, we get Mary Kate and X

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<v Speaker 2>of getting that Cadillac. Oh somebody else explained, pat like

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<v Speaker 2>Amway products a multi level marketing.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a pyramid or any of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Run run very fast when someone hits you up with

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<v Speaker 1>that opportunity.

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<v Speaker 3>I watch shows, I know these things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, somebody said golf lessons are expensive, especially at the

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<v Speaker 2>Palm Beach Country Club. Yeah, you don't want to you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to miss that. You get charged for

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<v Speaker 2>not showing up.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, for our segment of the audience that is ninety

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<v Speaker 1>years plus, you can win a lifetime supply of Fireball whiskey.

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<v Speaker 2>The only one we had was ome Line. She's gone

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<v Speaker 2>ninety plus Fireball whiskey.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing an exclusive contest for those at Death's doorstep. You

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<v Speaker 1>could win a lifetime supply of fireball Why only to

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<v Speaker 1>ninety plus crowd Tako, Well and I have more on

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<v Speaker 1>this on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they're genius advertisers, you know, BMB here, because they

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<v Speaker 2>know they're not going to live long.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, well that's part of it. Yeah, they don't have

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<v Speaker 3>to pay it off. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>The senior crowd is one of their biggest demographics to

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<v Speaker 1>purchase and consume Fireball whisky. It is really caught on

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<v Speaker 1>with seniors.

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<v Speaker 2>That's scary, but I could see the logic because Pat

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<v Speaker 2>has that, you know, the cinnamon taste to it, well probably,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this has got a zing to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I grabs, well, exactly on that note there, I grabbed

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<v Speaker 1>some audio from this clip that's been floating around for

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<v Speaker 1>a while now of elderly people trying fireball.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, Dary, it is hot, my gosh, very fiery cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 4>The kind of tastes like a medicine type thing, like

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<v Speaker 4>a cinnamon hot medicine going down.

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<v Speaker 3>Taste very nice.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a little too hot for me. But what do

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<v Speaker 4>you think? Soothing? It's kind of soothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Who I miss it?

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<v Speaker 4>It was actually good, That's what I said.

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of those, and the dentures are coming out. Baby,

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<v Speaker 3>did you hear the one other one? In the background?

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<v Speaker 3>Wake and Wake and Wake

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<v Speaker 2>Mornings, Rock Bad Lunch Taco Bob Right,