Speaker 1: One on one with Lynchintaco on Orlando's rock station one
Speaker 1: O one one w JR. I wanted to give you
Speaker 1: another taste of that new one there from evanes Since
Speaker 1: called after Life. New song that's gonna be featured in
Speaker 1: the new Netflix anime series Devil May Cry.
Speaker 2: I don't know about all the anime stuff, but I
Speaker 2: can tell you that's a hit right there.
Speaker 3: It really is good for them all right.
Speaker 1: Hey, on music related notes, you get about fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: left to vote this morning, so you say it's we
Speaker 1: play at three song choices from Candlebox, tell us which
Speaker 1: one it should be. At nine, we'll put that one
Speaker 1: on the air for you, and then we randomly picked
Speaker 1: somebody each morning this week to when it's an okay price,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just spend that little random wheel and uh,
Speaker 2: it lands on you four day passes for Welcome to Rockvild,
Speaker 2: a pair of four day passes for Rockvild. Take a
Speaker 2: look at that lineup and you tell me you don't
Speaker 2: you can't find bands you're.
Speaker 3: Gonna want to watch?
Speaker 2: Wow, won't hurt to throw a vote in where chay
Speaker 2: or our Facebook page?
Speaker 3: This gimmick again.
Speaker 1: Robin the convenience store with the old finger gun, you know,
Speaker 1: the I've got a gun in my pocket or under
Speaker 1: my shirt or whatever.
Speaker 2: And it's just isn't that like a nineteen sixties movie
Speaker 2: joke that in the banana in your pocket?
Speaker 3: And how many times have we seen this? It's insane?
Speaker 1: This time Colorado springs. Colorado guy walks into the convenience store,
Speaker 1: has the proverbial finger gun going pointed in the direction
Speaker 1: of the lone employee working, and the guy starts taking
Speaker 1: stuff and leaves the store, flees in it.
Speaker 3: This is what did him in? Was the vwo wasn't
Speaker 3: it in order?
Speaker 1: There is what did Obviously it hasn't got to Colorado yet,
Speaker 1: but no, he flees in a pink GMC yukon come on,
Speaker 1: QUGSUV pink very easy for police to spot. After the
Speaker 1: clerk called police to tell him what had happened, they
Speaker 1: spotted the guy a few blocks away. He didn't want
Speaker 1: to pull over. Then they boxed him in at a
Speaker 1: gas station. And I always an added bonus had his
Speaker 1: teenage daughter in the car with him.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's great to each the daughter.
Speaker 2: How to live in the future now, it used to
Speaker 2: be you would only see a pink car if it
Speaker 2: was the Avon lady. Remember if you sold a certain
Speaker 2: amount of Avon For anybody younger listening, there's this makeup
Speaker 2: product called Avon. It's still around, and I believe were
Speaker 2: the Cadillacs, and it was if you sold enough, you
Speaker 2: got to whatever the barrier was, you won the pink Cadillac.
Speaker 2: And I always thought, even as a kid, God, that's
Speaker 2: an ugly ass car to win. Are you able to
Speaker 2: paint it after you get it? You know, like bring
Speaker 2: it to one of them body shops. Who will do
Speaker 2: the one hundred and or the two hundred dollars paint job?
Speaker 3: What were you more of a Mabeline guy? Well, maybe
Speaker 3: it's Mabel, maybe it's May Believe. No, I just thought so.
Speaker 2: You would make this great achievement as an Avon lady,
Speaker 2: But you.
Speaker 3: Win an ugly car. Give the bitches, I'm sorry, Give
Speaker 3: the lady something nice, you know? Was that a Ponzi scheme?
Speaker 3: The Avon thing? Didn't she eat?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I think it's still around. Well, no, I'm sure Avon
Speaker 3: is still. But oncefore I would not. No, you would sell.
Speaker 1: Uh, you try to sell your friends on it and
Speaker 1: then become Avon salespeople as well, and then the more
Speaker 1: you would sign up.
Speaker 3: I'm not was it or is it? No? No, yes,
Speaker 3: Avon is still around, is what I just googled? Yes
Speaker 3: it is. No, it's if it doesn't make.
Speaker 2: It a Ponzi scheme, if you Pat, Let's say I
Speaker 2: sell X if I sell A not ecstasy up in
Speaker 2: the clot and I hate that words. I just let's
Speaker 2: say that I sell product A. I'm selling it, and
Speaker 2: then hey, Pat, would you like to sell Product A
Speaker 2: as well? And then I get some of your money
Speaker 2: because I signed you on. That's not a Ponzi scheme.
Speaker 2: That's just a pyramid. A Ponzi scheme is where hey,
Speaker 2: it's just a pyramid. Okay, I used the wrong word again.
Speaker 2: Now I'm selling exit a cub and pyramidy.
Speaker 3: No, I gotcha. I got so I'm just taking you
Speaker 3: under my wing and doing it. It was Mary Kay, not Avon.
Speaker 3: I got that wrong too. Yeah, anyway, so we understand it.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Everybody flooded the text line with Mary Kay not Avon, dummy,
Speaker 2: Mary Kay, Mary Kay, Mary, thank you anyway, you got
Speaker 2: the paint.
Speaker 3: I am feel bad here. I am thinking it's Mabelne.
Speaker 3: Then somebody said, true, maybe it's Mabelne.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, sorry again, Taco Bell, but it's maybe Mary Kay,
Speaker 2: not Avon. But you guys still rock, So yeah, that's
Speaker 2: not that's not a Ponzi scheme. But if I'm taking
Speaker 2: you under and you get some money, it's when all
Speaker 2: of a sudden we run out of town with the investors,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: I would like to thank our listeners who have become
Speaker 1: so good at being our safety net. Serious. I mean, granted,
Speaker 1: it's like we can't unring the bell once. We do
Speaker 1: that at least once a morning, but yeah, and again
Speaker 1: when you sit here and you do this show live,
Speaker 1: you know, five days a week, and uh, we're gonna
Speaker 1: we're not gonna not gonna get everything.
Speaker 2: Right all you are, Especially with a guy like me
Speaker 2: who just knows, as Pat said, bits and pieces, Bob doesn't.
Speaker 1: Watch the news, it makes for an interesting message. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna scroll and Mary Kay meltdown. I'm gonna let you
Speaker 1: see how many Mary Kay texts came in. So thank you.
Speaker 2: You're you all the texted of the safety net we're
Speaker 2: talking about. Oh yeah, I'm still scrolling.
Speaker 3: Look at this. It's insane. Look still not done.
Speaker 2: That was probably one hundred and something text, thank you all,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I screwed up again. Now I'd rather be
Speaker 2: selling X in the club. Let's go down in South
Speaker 2: Florida where you know my theory. Somebody stop, stop, put
Speaker 2: the brakes on the pink Cadillac. Somebody said it was
Speaker 2: Maco auto paint job. Yes, it was Makeo. And then
Speaker 2: somebody said, not a public's.
Speaker 3: Parking lot paint job A.
Speaker 1: Saturday night special, damn you, Saturday Night four fifty special.
Speaker 2: Oh man, oh gosh, my life. Got a car painted
Speaker 2: a parking lot of publics at nighttime.
Speaker 1: On a Saturday. It was dusk, but still sketchy to
Speaker 1: say the least. Speaking of sketchy, we all know the
Speaker 1: further south you go in this great state of ours
Speaker 1: that we call home, this sketchy or the stories and
Speaker 1: the people.
Speaker 3: Proved it again yesterday. What do we have today?
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 3: The other day it was it was them selling.
Speaker 1: Spots, reserve spots for the DMV appointments for two and
Speaker 1: fifty pop's. We think it's bag going to the DMV
Speaker 1: around here, Try yeah, try downs. We got a Boca
Speaker 1: woman here, well to do Boca Ratone woman who is
Speaker 1: headed to Palm Beach.
Speaker 3: He's getting better.
Speaker 1: Headed to Palm Beach for her golf lesson at the
Speaker 1: Palm Beach Country Club. Hits a cyclist on the way
Speaker 1: on Palm Beach. No briefly stops, then continues on with
Speaker 1: the bike and the cyclist still attached to her car.
Speaker 1: The cyclist obviously lets go at some point and off
Speaker 1: she goes. And uh God, still what they caught up
Speaker 1: with her out on the course taking her golf lesson.
Speaker 3: Didn't want to be late for a golf lesson. It's
Speaker 3: all about me in this world. Wow, lady, Wow.
Speaker 1: House seventy seventy something years old. Oh she knew what
Speaker 1: she had done. Those pom Beach golf lessons that you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta book those far out. Man, She's coming all
Speaker 1: the way from Boca for that.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. We can get some lessons in Boca. They
Speaker 3: get some nice courses there.
Speaker 2: Really, lady, she wants to be seen by the elite.
Speaker 2: They already know she's a hack at that course. Import Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's not earning in the big Cadillac. Somebody said in
Speaker 2: the club dash, Bwo, we get Mary Kate and X
Speaker 2: of getting that Cadillac. Oh somebody else explained, pat like
Speaker 2: Amway products a multi level marketing.
Speaker 3: It's not a pyramid or any of that stuff.
Speaker 1: Run run very fast when someone hits you up with
Speaker 1: that opportunity.
Speaker 3: I watch shows, I know these things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody said golf lessons are expensive, especially at the
Speaker 2: Palm Beach Country Club. Yeah, you don't want to you know,
Speaker 2: you don't want to miss that. You get charged for
Speaker 2: not showing up.
Speaker 1: Finally, for our segment of the audience that is ninety
Speaker 1: years plus, you can win a lifetime supply of Fireball whiskey.
Speaker 2: The only one we had was ome Line. She's gone
Speaker 2: ninety plus Fireball whiskey.
Speaker 1: Doing an exclusive contest for those at Death's doorstep. You
Speaker 1: could win a lifetime supply of fireball Why only to
Speaker 1: ninety plus crowd Tako, Well and I have more on
Speaker 1: this on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Because they're genius advertisers, you know, BMB here, because they
Speaker 2: know they're not going to live long.
Speaker 3: Actually, well that's part of it. Yeah, they don't have
Speaker 3: to pay it off. Now.
Speaker 1: The senior crowd is one of their biggest demographics to
Speaker 1: purchase and consume Fireball whisky. It is really caught on
Speaker 1: with seniors.
Speaker 2: That's scary, but I could see the logic because Pat
Speaker 2: has that, you know, the cinnamon taste to it, well probably,
Speaker 2: Oh this has got a zing to it.
Speaker 1: I grabs, well, exactly on that note there, I grabbed
Speaker 1: some audio from this clip that's been floating around for
Speaker 1: a while now of elderly people trying fireball.
Speaker 4: Sure, Dary, it is hot, my gosh, very fiery cinnamon.
Speaker 4: The kind of tastes like a medicine type thing, like
Speaker 4: a cinnamon hot medicine going down.
Speaker 3: Taste very nice.
Speaker 4: It's a little too hot for me. But what do
Speaker 4: you think? Soothing? It's kind of soothing.
Speaker 3: Who I miss it?
Speaker 4: It was actually good, That's what I said.
Speaker 3: A couple of those, and the dentures are coming out. Baby,
Speaker 3: did you hear the one other one? In the background?
Speaker 3: Wake and Wake and Wake
Speaker 2: Mornings, Rock Bad Lunch Taco Bob Right,