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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. Oh gross, there's too many sour worms.
Speaker 3: You're eating sour worms out of your bag. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm so good.
Speaker 6: I just I went to I went to Jojo had
Speaker 6: an interview today, and then right next to it it
Speaker 6: was a dollar store, a dollar tree, and I bought
Speaker 6: a batch of bullshit and like candy because it's like
Speaker 6: so cheap, and I was like, I don't need none
Speaker 6: of this.
Speaker 3: As I'm putting it in my basket. None of this,
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Speaker 3: I have a design that's about to go We'll not
Speaker 3: about to go live, but it's about to be pretty
Speaker 3: much done. That I'm pretty excited about. So you autistic
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Speaker 2: Uh and so.
Speaker 3: You know the you know, the winner of the contact
Speaker 3: we did. Yeah, So, like there was.
Speaker 6: A weird thing going on on our website where the
Speaker 6: the trucker hat like dude wants trucker hat right, they
Speaker 6: got at one and then the colors were just like
Speaker 6: not available. I was like, huh it is I was like,
Speaker 6: do I just need to enable some but like there
Speaker 6: was only there was like two or three enabled, and
Speaker 6: then when I went in to make more there was nothing.
Speaker 6: It was nothing there And I don't know if it's
Speaker 6: a thing at their warehouse, it's something is a problem.
Speaker 6: Weird thing was I was like, oh, I need to
Speaker 6: reach out to this guy and long story short, because
Speaker 6: he said, oh, if you can't do that, just I'll
Speaker 6: just do a scumbag shirt.
Speaker 2: I was like, cool, but the thing.
Speaker 6: Is when I went to put in his address for
Speaker 6: the shipping, he was so matter of fact about just
Speaker 6: putting here it is here. It's that when I'm like, okay,
Speaker 6: when I put it in, there's there's the exact same
Speaker 6: number and name, but a road and a street.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Guy.
Speaker 6: First cause the first email he just forgot to put
Speaker 6: his his address ad entirety, and then and then he
Speaker 6: replied with it and then now I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I was just like, I need to send this thing's
Speaker 3: been forever, bully, thank you for being awesome.
Speaker 2: Though no, he's great, like this more info friend. It
Speaker 2: was also just.
Speaker 3: My like, since the since uh, you are more in charge.
Speaker 2: Of the email, I just forget, like as I could
Speaker 2: have followed up a while ago, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I want to just put that. I got that done.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. It's I'm it's in.
Speaker 3: It's burning my brain now because I just I want
Speaker 3: to I'm gonna. I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that was the case. I didn't look
Speaker 2: into that. My apology well, because I was handling it,
Speaker 2: so it was you weren't supposed to do it. But
Speaker 2: I just forget that it's a thing, like when I
Speaker 2: checked my business email and like it's a it's a routine,
Speaker 2: and I forget about it starts all was like burn.
Speaker 3: It hit me last night.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my, oh my goodness, it was exactly.
Speaker 3: It was that exactly. I fucking see that edited of
Speaker 3: uh finding Christian's wife or whatever. No douchebag. He does
Speaker 3: some of the clips. Oh oh yeah, And I mentioned
Speaker 3: like seeing it live on Sacred and he spliced the
Speaker 3: cliffs along with the superposed Gus exploding. Oh really that
Speaker 3: was good. You did scream. You talk about you screaming.
Speaker 3: You screamed it really it really was so shocking you yelled.
Speaker 3: I was like, holy shit, man.
Speaker 2: Really it actually was when you got the bug on
Speaker 2: stream and you yelled to the point the stream field.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right, when Lacey fed me a bug.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I haven't talked to her since.
Speaker 2: I haven't reached out, said, did you see that she
Speaker 2: appeared again? She's back on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she she spawned.
Speaker 6: She was like, Yo, I'm fucking I'm certified this and
Speaker 6: I'm doing I was like, yo, you've been like grinding
Speaker 6: quietly and then like she was like spawning like a
Speaker 6: whole like establishment.
Speaker 3: Where she's actually doing useful things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was cool.
Speaker 3: You don't usually see that a lot of times.
Speaker 6: It's unfortunately like oh they're dead or on drugs somebody,
Speaker 6: like when you ever heard of someone a long time
Speaker 6: and then like something bad.
Speaker 3: Boy, she's been in school for a while, right of course,
Speaker 3: but I'm happy she's back.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Stuff good.
Speaker 3: And she was definitely one of that.
Speaker 6: She was one of the uh what would you call
Speaker 6: I guess people call that ship bread tube. She was
Speaker 6: probably like probably O G O O G O G
Speaker 6: and one of the few ones that finally understood that, hey,
Speaker 6: maybe I should maybe maybe I could talk to some
Speaker 6: of these people, you know, Like she was like maybe
Speaker 6: I should like talk, maybe I should know why he
Speaker 6: did a Mike Tyson I just like that was like
Speaker 6: Mike Tyson and j Level.
Speaker 2: It was like each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't nail.
Speaker 6: I was like I was actually going for Jay Leno
Speaker 6: and I was like that didn't come out right.
Speaker 3: It was the list had totally get this guy off,
Speaker 3: put the faith off.
Speaker 2: If I was twenty young, Dick Paul would have died.
Speaker 2: I would have killed that motherfucker would have beat him.
Speaker 3: Thill he flat may may license Classic Fella. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: what a champ, What a champ. He's dead now.
Speaker 2: It's a shame.
Speaker 3: That is disgusting. Who may license that? It's like the
Speaker 3: worst Dragon Ball fusion you could possibly imagine, like Mike
Speaker 3: Tyson and Jay Mike Tyson today and Ja today?
Speaker 2: Is this an ineffective creature? Do you think you can draw?
Speaker 3: I can't possibly. It's barely daylet.
Speaker 6: That's that actually looks like that, uh Dilbert dude, like
Speaker 6: the it's the other guy in Dilbert.
Speaker 3: Kind of I don't remem remember that guy. He kind
Speaker 3: of has the clown hair.
Speaker 2: I remember so little, My god, I do remember.
Speaker 3: It kind of looks like him a little. You actually,
Speaker 3: let me see if I can. The guy who invented Dilbert.
Speaker 3: It's a psycho guy. He's likes He's so funny. It's
Speaker 3: so funny though, because you imagine him drawing these little characters,
Speaker 3: just shouting slurs at himself.
Speaker 2: I just I can't imagine. I couldn't believe it is Dilbert.
Speaker 2: Kind of the basis where it got family guy from?
Speaker 3: Is that connection? No, I don't there's any connection. I
Speaker 3: mean family guys from a pilot that SETH McFarland did
Speaker 3: for Cartoon Network. Okay, a long time.
Speaker 2: It looks it looks similar to me, like it's just
Speaker 2: a guy in a tie. It's not really well, particularly
Speaker 2: like Gilbert and a little huttle Feller. I don't know
Speaker 2: Dilbert's little fellow, which is boss what I'm thinking of it.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of his boss.
Speaker 3: He's a dog fella. Yeah, dog Burt. I'm not not
Speaker 3: even a joke. His name is. I believe that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't even register to me as a joke because
Speaker 3: it was too stupid, like you would have said, you
Speaker 3: would have said dog in word or something. Here's his boss,
Speaker 3: and look at you draw.
Speaker 2: Because it's not exactly but you can't.
Speaker 3: It's too overexposed on that side. Yeah, yeah, cut back
Speaker 3: and forth between the Karns. Look it's Albert h and
Speaker 3: then it's me.
Speaker 2: Like there's just like the eyes and like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a little bit h.
Speaker 3: Except mine's got his brain explode?
Speaker 2: How bad is that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: How bad is having your brain exposed? Bad? Like? How bad?
Speaker 3: Though? I mean I mean under a controlled environment, I
Speaker 3: guess it wouldn't be too bad. Like in brain they
Speaker 3: do open brain surgery. Sometimes the people are still but
Speaker 3: they don't like the head. I've heard that. I don't know.
Speaker 3: This is one of those things where I could I
Speaker 3: should probably google it just see if it's true. But
Speaker 3: they said that, oh, you.
Speaker 2: Don't feel.
Speaker 3: Physical pain on your brain like say for like say, yeah,
Speaker 3: so if you got stabbed in your brain, like you
Speaker 3: wouldn't feel the knife in your brain.
Speaker 2: You would feel the knife going through your for you
Speaker 2: would for sure feel that. And to me that always
Speaker 2: sounded kind of absurd. But now when I uh taking TRT,
Speaker 2: I was actually surprised that when you're jamming the needle
Speaker 2: in your muscle, like like when it's going through the tissue,
Speaker 2: I don't feel anything. You don't feel anything anything.
Speaker 3: That kind of freaks me out. Well, it's just normal.
Speaker 6: One time I saw David Blaine doing that trick where
Speaker 6: he was putting like a needle or a screwdriver through
Speaker 6: his arm, and I was like, that looks like agony,
Speaker 6: and I think, really the trick is the only agon
Speaker 6: the agonizing part is truly is Yeah, when you start
Speaker 6: the tearing the skin, Yeah, he likes it.
Speaker 3: I'm such a bussy with this stuff, Like it's it
Speaker 3: doesn't make me queasy or sick, like I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: throw up, but like I hate like whenever I have
Speaker 3: to go get like blood work, none I get, I
Speaker 3: get livid, Like.
Speaker 2: I shake with anger because you're mad that they're taking
Speaker 2: your book, yeah, just like mine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well yes, but also I hate this and just
Speaker 3: like just the exposed nature of it. It's like here,
Speaker 3: here's my vital part and then they're just like tightening it.
Speaker 3: And then I'm so like you'recular.
Speaker 2: Though yeah, it was like I'm chunky. You can't seem like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, they.
Speaker 6: Zero zero gauge, fucking like just like we're gonna get
Speaker 6: it one way or another.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't like the imagery of it. Like there's something
Speaker 3: about looking at it go into my skin, into my
Speaker 3: vein that like makes me like it feels wrong. I
Speaker 3: feel like a capri sun.
Speaker 2: It's the kind of show when you realize like, oh ship,
Speaker 2: I'm my memories could all be wrong like that, we're
Speaker 2: like I'm so much less than I think I am. Right,
Speaker 2: you assume you're so much more than you like think about.
Speaker 3: Like humbling in a not beautiful way.
Speaker 6: I just look like the only part is the It's
Speaker 6: why I wish JoJo's horrible needles, Like she can get
Speaker 6: blood drawn, but she won't, like because I was like, hey,
Speaker 6: could you help me? Just jab me it because I
Speaker 6: I'm one of those people that do it the worst
Speaker 6: way possible. I do it slow because I need to
Speaker 6: be in control.
Speaker 2: I need no so like when it comes to like
Speaker 2: certain things like that, I need to uh, of course,
Speaker 2: when the nurse is doing it, go right ahead.
Speaker 3: They've done it a thousand times. I don't care.
Speaker 6: But like myself, the pain comes from if you accidentally
Speaker 6: nick like a vessel, yeah, or or like say like
Speaker 6: a vein, because you can because that ship the vein
Speaker 6: has so many nerve endings. When I'm like in my
Speaker 6: because I do it in my shoulder and then so
Speaker 6: every once in a while you kind of like and
Speaker 6: I get so angry.
Speaker 2: I get angry, but I'm pacified as a human. I
Speaker 2: think I think like son and that just made me like,
Speaker 2: I just get mad.
Speaker 6: It's like it's more of like I'm mad that I
Speaker 6: I didn't because I do it around. You do it
Speaker 6: relatively in the same spot each time, so you kind
Speaker 6: of know where your veins are. So I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 6: everything's cool right here.
Speaker 2: And you every once in a while, Neil just a
Speaker 2: little woo and you're put it straight in your balls.
Speaker 2: I thought, he's like, you put TRT like right in
Speaker 2: your testicles. I mean they just start getting bigger. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you know you can actually get One time, I
Speaker 2: got freaked out because I got some in my veins
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: And they're like like nothing.
Speaker 6: But the thing is, it's just like if you've ever
Speaker 6: had anything injected in your veins, like a like a iodine,
Speaker 6: Like if you've ever done it that you can do
Speaker 6: a CT scan with iodine so you can map your
Speaker 6: You immediately taste it right the idine, so it's like
Speaker 6: you feel it almost like metally you real quick.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 6: When I got a little tar tea because it's with
Speaker 6: it's in seed oil, you immediately taste come. It's can
Speaker 6: you imagine it's just seemen this entire time They're just
Speaker 6: injecting into that makes you stronger?
Speaker 3: First of all, I'd be like, wait, couldn't I just
Speaker 3: do my own I don't understand.
Speaker 2: How does you can't recycle it's broken, you can't.
Speaker 3: You can't do that.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 3: Elements. There's like like stipulations. I think Christian was doing
Speaker 3: that for a while. Actually I'm not even joking.
Speaker 2: Right, and I hate you made my eye twitch. You're right,
Speaker 2: well you brought up to come drinking. But that's funny.
Speaker 2: That was me. That was It was funny until I
Speaker 2: started thinking about.
Speaker 3: You got us mixed up facing.
Speaker 2: The other one. You imagine. No, it's like me going
Speaker 2: to a freaking I don't know, going to a high
Speaker 2: school and be like dang, Chris, that's crazy, and the
Speaker 2: kid being like, huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I just don't like being in a compromise position like
Speaker 3: that because I feel because I'm I could tastrifie everything.
Speaker 3: So like I'm sitting there sometimes and I just wonder,
Speaker 3: like what happens if this person decides to just become
Speaker 3: the joker right now and then you're done, or just
Speaker 3: like what if they just do that and then they're like,
Speaker 3: actually I don't care, and then they just like wiggling
Speaker 3: around like that, you know what I mean? Man, That's
Speaker 3: where my brain goes. I keep I like stare at
Speaker 3: them really.
Speaker 2: Like the nervous dog, like the dog that's the mountain lion,
Speaker 2: the mobcat, and it's just like.
Speaker 3: That video is crazy. There's a video for those of
Speaker 3: I mean, there's no way you're familiar with this, but
Speaker 3: there's a video on Twitter of like this. I think
Speaker 3: there's this. It's this family with a dog and then
Speaker 3: there there it's a dog playing with a cat or
Speaker 3: like kind of like standing next to a cat while
Speaker 3: it's playing with the owner and the cat that is
Speaker 3: clearly a fucking like mountain lion or a bobcat or something.
Speaker 2: It's like a young mountain lion, Like that's a little
Speaker 2: kid killer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the dog looks so good. Say it's It's
Speaker 3: one of the funniest things I've seen it in a
Speaker 3: while because it is such a stare where you see
Speaker 3: the whites of a dog's eyes, you know something's like,
Speaker 3: something's wrong.
Speaker 2: Funny is I feel like they're so they're so oriented
Speaker 2: by us, that that ship that humans do when something's bad,
Speaker 2: but they don't want to say anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know how many times I've done that to Chris
Speaker 2: at parties and something goes wrong and I'm like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you've seen have you seen this person?
Speaker 3: Just Sam, That's such a universal experience of just like
Speaker 3: if some bullshit like like somebody's somebody at the table
Speaker 3: is like mean to a waitress or something, and you're like.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, interesting, curious.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to do that next. I can't wait
Speaker 3: to see that everyone's doing it.
Speaker 6: I've been seen some pretty cool vels. Just it's like
Speaker 6: that Karen shit. You know people have those videos. And
Speaker 6: this one was just like this fat drunk, redneck dude
Speaker 6: just yelling at his wife and one of those small
Speaker 6: little booths and then the guy and he like he
Speaker 6: threw something at her.
Speaker 2: I think I saw he probably saw that, and I
Speaker 2: was like it was I was just I was like,
Speaker 2: if this guy does this in public, dude, he's fucking
Speaker 2: doing Soto cold stunns if he's rock.
Speaker 3: Bottom of a menace, Like I'm the person that, like
Speaker 3: I will cause a scene. I think it's funny Lily because.
Speaker 2: Lily hates that, Oh you'll do it for thee Well,
Speaker 2: then all it does is make the situation way worthy
Speaker 2: when I get home, like like like on paper, it's
Speaker 2: extremely stupid, but it gets me a laugh in a
Speaker 2: moment that it was worth it. Uh, it's never been
Speaker 2: worth it. Oh well, that's it's never been worth it
Speaker 2: because right after the laugh, after getting a car, this woman.
Speaker 3: It's not worth it. I mean usually it's like.
Speaker 2: But it's funny, it's but usually you continue to do
Speaker 2: it if it's worth it, Like it's there, putting up
Speaker 2: with their bullshit is worth the meme, or like upsetting her.
Speaker 2: I like being I like making people not happy, so
Speaker 2: like it's a worth I guess, I guess in a sense,
Speaker 2: in a in a cosmic sort of way. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so you're starting to realize that you it is worth
Speaker 2: it because you keep going back for more. And then
Speaker 2: she's like, why the funk would do that? I'm like,
Speaker 2: I had fun, I had fun.
Speaker 3: I had fun.
Speaker 6: I remember truly started a scene. I think the most
Speaker 6: I've done was pretend to be a dickhead by summoning
Speaker 6: like a server, like I don't think they actually heard me,
Speaker 6: but they're close enough to where you start clapping and
Speaker 6: going garson Yeah, like garsong, that's crazy and then you know,
Speaker 6: like what the fuck are you doing? And it's like what.
Speaker 3: That's But I feel like they're close to.
Speaker 2: Work.
Speaker 3: I don't think they hurt, right, It's like it's just
Speaker 3: for you. Yeah, yeah, I'm so. I want to avoid
Speaker 3: any kind of public scene all the time. If I
Speaker 3: could go through life completely unnoticed, the ideal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you chose the wrong professional friends.
Speaker 3: But it's entirely a mistake.
Speaker 6: How funny is that? Because I'm the same way. However,
Speaker 6: there was for a long time I wanted. All I
Speaker 6: wanted to do was just be in a band and
Speaker 6: go on tour. And then you're just on stage in
Speaker 6: front of like hundreds of people or whatever.
Speaker 2: I have serious stage right too. I haven't really bad.
Speaker 2: You guys noticed it a life show. I was freaking out.
Speaker 3: I didn't because I was.
Speaker 2: I was freaking out a little bit. But the reason
Speaker 2: why I didn't, bitch is because you were domed.
Speaker 6: That why you were like shoulding like on your back,
Speaker 6: and I haven't dripped down your.
Speaker 2: A little bit. Hit the fucking the projectors, going on nothing,
Speaker 2: ignore the ship. I think that I think that would
Speaker 2: get you over your stage fright, Like that would be
Speaker 2: so distracted that would give me something else.
Speaker 6: I think it would be like confident after that, Like
Speaker 6: literally nothing worse could happen now. I unless someone came
Speaker 6: and sexually assaulted you, that's like the that's so.
Speaker 3: Vil man, because that's an animal.
Speaker 2: That's not an animal, that's a demon. That's like, that's
Speaker 2: a creature.
Speaker 3: That's this guy. If you're shitting yourself and then somebody
Speaker 3: comes in, you know what, In fact, this works better.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was gonna leave you alone until you started shitting yourself.
Speaker 3: He's got like so sex craze from like like they're
Speaker 3: sitting in the audience and then they couldn't contain their
Speaker 3: level of horniness to where they have to jump you.
Speaker 2: Now ash and he's breaking through everybody like juggernaut, just
Speaker 2: rampaging through people, and it's like, oh, this guy is
Speaker 2: gonna rape my shitting ass said it.
Speaker 3: Just crazy, Oh dude, stupid fucking show. There's only there's
Speaker 3: not really much to talk about really right, Like there's
Speaker 3: like what do we have? Like this there's what we
Speaker 3: I think we briefly talked about the CEO. More stuff
Speaker 3: has come out about it. Uh so we got murked
Speaker 3: in Midtown Manhattan. We did talk about that dude had
Speaker 3: a silencer and everything. The funniest thing about this has
Speaker 3: been a the universal just call it. Who gives a shit?
Speaker 3: Like no one, no one cares at all. That's great.
Speaker 3: The police are talking about it on like interviews and
Speaker 3: they're like, yeah, man, dude's a professional. He handled this
Speaker 3: stuff immaculately. They're complimenting him.
Speaker 2: It's so good guy. I think funny that this is real.
Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I watched a little bit of Phil to Franco
Speaker 6: on the way here, and he was doing a little
Speaker 6: follow up and mentioned that the worst time for anthem,
Speaker 6: blue cross, blue shield or whatever the fuck. Uh, they
Speaker 6: announced that in a few states they're not in a
Speaker 6: fully cover anesthesia, like depending on what the what it is,
Speaker 6: the length of it, and what the procedure is. And
Speaker 6: at that point people started uh circulating the CEO of.
Speaker 2: That It's Turist company.
Speaker 6: And then the funny thing is, look, man, this I
Speaker 6: love that Philip did this because the way he was
Speaker 6: talking about it was like, yeah, people seem like, you know,
Speaker 6: and things are this is probably gonna like start something.
Speaker 6: The way he was talking on it, it was like
Speaker 6: he's so he's like he's anything positive about it, but
Speaker 6: you can tell by the way he's matter of fact
Speaker 6: in it. It's like there's things that he could have
Speaker 6: left out if he didn't want to have other people
Speaker 6: almost on like a like a dog whistle, and I
Speaker 6: was like, let's go that.
Speaker 3: Like he had like words written on the shellcasings too. No,
Speaker 3: I think it was like denied, defend, depose or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: So yeah, thank you.
Speaker 6: So it wasn't because I was I was gonna be
Speaker 6: like I would have been deflated. It was if it
Speaker 6: was like a oh no, no, no, if it was one
Speaker 6: of those things where that guy was like involved with
Speaker 6: the mafia and then he was just it was a
Speaker 6: hit because it would it would have deflated things a
Speaker 6: little bit, a little bit would be like a man like, oh,
Speaker 6: we're all happy he still got merked. But it's it didn't.
Speaker 6: It wasn't vigilanti justice. I don't give a fuck what
Speaker 6: anybody says to me. It is justice, Like this is
Speaker 6: when you these.
Speaker 2: Evil people that are literally killing people by denying people healthcare.
Speaker 3: That's kind of the that's that is all before that
Speaker 3: is kind of the thing is Ultimately, it's like we
Speaker 3: have this tendency to like we understand that like a
Speaker 3: person who goes on a on a bus and stabs
Speaker 3: a kid for singing epic rab battles of history that
Speaker 3: that's not a great person. It's awful. All right, that's
Speaker 3: a really shit I understand, but it's a terrible thing
Speaker 3: to do, right, But we have this sentency it's like, oh, well, well,
Speaker 3: if you do it indirectly and you're wearing a suit,
Speaker 3: and you do it because it's a fiduciary obligation to
Speaker 3: a shareholder, and then it's like fine, Like that, dude's
Speaker 3: got bodies like a lot more than this. This hit
Speaker 3: man probably has like statistically, to me, I'm just like
Speaker 3: I look at it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I mean, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3: Feel bad for it, certainly, like a little bit. I
Speaker 3: literally subconsciously said it.
Speaker 2: I talked. I didn't even mean to say that, But like.
Speaker 3: Hours, companies are fucking evil first will, so I could give.
Speaker 6: A fuck by just by the definition of their nature.
Speaker 6: In this capitalist of society, when you have a prophet incentive.
Speaker 2: Over the lives of people.
Speaker 3: It's like, what do you What did you think was
Speaker 3: gonna happen?
Speaker 2: What the fuck you? Like?
Speaker 6: We obviously we see how other developed nations are with
Speaker 6: their single payer health care, fucking universal health care that
Speaker 6: we understand. That's how it has to be handled, and it.
Speaker 2: Just it that's you. You're allowing.
Speaker 6: It's like you know, you know, like say like if
Speaker 6: you you know, if there's like a coyote infested area
Speaker 6: and then you just throw pieces of steak on the
Speaker 6: ground everywhere, and you're surprised that coyotes are fucking all
Speaker 6: over the place, terrorizing your area.
Speaker 3: Why is this happening?
Speaker 2: You're like, well, I'm surprised it took this long for
Speaker 2: something like this to happen.
Speaker 3: We're all kind of surprised.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit.
Speaker 3: And the thing to me is like, look, I generally
Speaker 3: my feeling is if things descend into violence, it's like
Speaker 3: a bad that's really destabilizing. It's not ideal for that
Speaker 3: to happen, right, But what for me, the way that
Speaker 3: I think about this is like, it is it's good
Speaker 3: that they they should know. They should know that people
Speaker 3: don't care about them, you know what I mean. They
Speaker 3: should know that there's no empathy from your average person
Speaker 3: towards these people. They should know they should be a
Speaker 3: lot more afraid to say the ship that they say.
Speaker 3: And they've been kind of off the fucking Rocker lately.
Speaker 6: Saying like, oh, don't buy toast or what was it
Speaker 6: or your your avocado?
Speaker 3: Do you remember that villain?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: He was like just like it was just stereotypical villain
Speaker 6: and those people, And look, you're you're a little bit
Speaker 6: more modest than I am. I'm very much on the
Speaker 6: side of like vigilanty justice were irrational, I wouldn't say
Speaker 6: irrational because the thinking irrationalist people are ruining people's lives
Speaker 6: and destroying many families and communities, and so I'm like, well, yeah,
Speaker 6: they're the actual problem. Get rid of them. I like say,
Speaker 6: I had, like we talked about this on the podcast before.
Speaker 6: I would have no problem with January sixth if it
Speaker 6: was about the right, if they.
Speaker 3: Were for the right reasons, for the right reasons. Not
Speaker 3: they fake asked stole the election. That's so annoying.
Speaker 2: I agree with you right that I think at a
Speaker 2: certain point we can't allow people to just do evil
Speaker 2: and kind of be okay with it, you know, at
Speaker 2: a certain point, because a certain point you're like, you're
Speaker 2: letting it happen if you're not standing against it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I think like that is a real serious thing.
Speaker 2: I think Americans are too fucking stupid to aim ourselves
Speaker 2: the right way. So I think what happened is like
Speaker 2: this will happen and then it'll sentify someone that's a
Speaker 2: complete fucking retard to kill somebody they don't have to
Speaker 2: kill at all. That's that is the thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be like ruined my life and you're like, well, no,
Speaker 3: you're right down right.
Speaker 2: But that's the reason. And then we'll go and we'll
Speaker 2: vote for people that don't have the rights of your
Speaker 2: rights in hand.
Speaker 3: They don't care about making your life better, you know.
Speaker 2: That's why, Like I I I agree, like if there
Speaker 2: were if like if I had the chance to have
Speaker 2: the power to do like the ship to like really,
Speaker 2: I'm not a fucking creature the hard wire? Am I
Speaker 2: opening him up? If you you know you're yeah, you
Speaker 2: guys know, you guys are right, I though, fuck him,
Speaker 2: fuck him? Hey, bro, dude did it with finesse. But
Speaker 2: I would have given him. I would have give him
Speaker 2: a triple from Crome, you know, like I would.
Speaker 3: He got away on like a like a city bike
Speaker 3: something like into Central proper stylish superbs.
Speaker 2: He had a silent.
Speaker 3: He had a silencer that jammed and he immediately unjammed.
Speaker 3: It like like the cops were fawning over this guy,
Speaker 3: which I want to and then his meeting, the meeting
Speaker 3: that he was going to apparently did not get delayed.
Speaker 3: That awesome, which is by the way, perfect exemplifying apparently
Speaker 3: I stepped over his body.
Speaker 2: The shareholders, the what do you call it, the stocks
Speaker 2: because it's like, oh, great, we don't have to pay
Speaker 2: this dude salary. We don't have to pay this dude salary.
Speaker 2: It's more eyes on us.
Speaker 3: This is great.
Speaker 2: This is actually a great I hated that asshole, by
Speaker 2: the way, you know, like I'm sure that's some of
Speaker 2: them thinking about sure, like that guy promote.
Speaker 6: This is fantastic. So it's it's all all aboard. Even
Speaker 6: some of the evil people are benefiting from this is hilarious.
Speaker 6: And I look, you guys are right about the misplaced anger.
Speaker 6: That's definitely gonna happen. But I was just thinking about
Speaker 6: when we talked about what happened to Puerto Rico with
Speaker 6: the guillotines or something like that.
Speaker 3: That's just like I.
Speaker 6: Just I I yearn I'm I'm one of those people
Speaker 6: that have been so disappointed that could you guys step
Speaker 6: on my side, not not not uh not violence. But
Speaker 6: when say Bernie got snubbed, like, Okay, we can't go forward.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, we're not gonna we can't. We're not
Speaker 6: gonna vote for anybody else. This is the guy yeah
Speaker 6: going to instead of the I was like, I've always
Speaker 6: hated the lesser two Evils. I thought I was being
Speaker 6: mature this time by step putting that aside and be
Speaker 6: let me join the rest of the world. And I'm
Speaker 6: gona vote for the lesser two evils because of things
Speaker 6: like the Roe v Way being overturned. Yeah, but now
Speaker 6: I feel more validated with the outcome of this election,
Speaker 6: where I'm like, these people did no favors for us
Speaker 6: for voting for the lesser too evils, And now I'm
Speaker 6: more on the point, Okay, we're not voting for evil anymore.
Speaker 3: We gotta we gotta put in a good per I.
Speaker 6: Do I like the the you know, I just want
Speaker 6: I want people to fucking vote for the best interest.
Speaker 2: I have that just want to. I have the problem
Speaker 2: where I want to because I've grew up watching superheroes,
Speaker 2: so I'm like, I'm tired of seeing people like choose
Speaker 2: people that are objectively not the good choice. I'm sick
Speaker 2: of it, Like it's like, why am I not choosing
Speaker 2: a good person? Yeah, that's not how you that's not
Speaker 2: how you move in a real world. But it should be.
Speaker 2: It's able to be done. It should be the real world.
Speaker 2: But you know it's it's because you have to change
Speaker 2: systems from inside, you know, like you gotta you gotta
Speaker 2: go inside system and change it yourself. On that point,
Speaker 2: you actually really make a real serious change. But it's
Speaker 2: not fast. That's not a fast movie.
Speaker 3: It's very slow, and a lot of people just end
Speaker 3: up changing. We don't have the gusto to do. You know.
Speaker 6: You know what what you said to your point when
Speaker 6: you said change the system within. I was talking to
Speaker 6: Jojo and one thing that's like, Okay, I think this
Speaker 6: time all those people were comfortable making a lot of money,
Speaker 6: who were being political, who were being a political pundits
Speaker 6: on Twitch or YouTube or anything like that, I feel
Speaker 6: like it's really time for them to put up or
Speaker 6: shut up where they should get involved in the government.
Speaker 6: I think at this point it's like, bro, like stop,
Speaker 6: nothing's gonna get better if you guys just sit there
Speaker 6: and then criticize the fucking assoles who were actually stepping
Speaker 6: up and doing shit.
Speaker 2: But the one thing people, people need to take more
Speaker 2: accountability for that one hundred percent across the board in
Speaker 2: the left in general, we need to stop the decorm.
Speaker 2: Shit needs to stop stop being pussy asked, WHOA but
Speaker 2: the cord to stop. We need to stop acting like
Speaker 2: we got to go there and meet them in a
Speaker 2: better place, because it doesn't matter how it We've all
Speaker 2: thought this for a long time. It doesn't matter what
Speaker 2: you laugh at, it doesn't matter what you say, It
Speaker 2: matters what you do. What you do is the most
Speaker 2: important thing, and people need to start doing what's right.
Speaker 3: Get popped you mean like when you you mean when
Speaker 3: you walking down the street drinking off at night.
Speaker 2: I was completely alone. I didn't bother anybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like i I'm very much like in this like
Speaker 3: so much illegal. That was so the Puerto Rico thing
Speaker 3: where they wheel the guillotine.
Speaker 2: Up, they didn't use it.
Speaker 3: They didn't use it, they didn't use it. They just
Speaker 3: but like they showed that they were like, Yo, I'm
Speaker 3: we're fucking serious. And that's what I want really is
Speaker 3: I want us to show that we're serious and this
Speaker 3: is this was a step that was like beyond some
Speaker 3: people's comfortability, but it showed that people are fucking serious.
Speaker 3: And so to me it's just like I don't support
Speaker 3: just want and violence, but yeah, you should be afraid
Speaker 3: if you're like, if you financially benefit from like literally
Speaker 3: killing people on mass people, Yeah, you should be fucking afraid.
Speaker 3: And they've been sitting like money you can't buy another
Speaker 3: fucking brain, my guy, I can't buy the second Yeah,
Speaker 3: what was your what it was? Existing conditions were like
Speaker 3: I could give a fuck about this guy. So you
Speaker 3: know what, cheers whoever you are, like, oh, we had
Speaker 3: a family, And.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh yeah, so did all the thousands
Speaker 6: of people that hate this time.
Speaker 3: I hate this argument. So spin the blocks dog loves him, right,
Speaker 3: Hitler's dog probably loved Hitler.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 6: I saw a page on act Man actually shared it
Speaker 6: where this is this page is trying to convince that
Speaker 6: Hitler is dope, and it was like there's this him
Speaker 6: smiling at this.
Speaker 3: Little girl, and like, you can't tell me this this
Speaker 3: is a bad.
Speaker 2: Guy, And I'm like, smiling at a little girl? Is
Speaker 2: that how we hold on?
Speaker 3: Nothing says nothing says, Oh, that's a good guy. Then
Speaker 3: an old man smiling at a little girl. That's a
Speaker 3: great indication everything was wrong about that everything.
Speaker 2: How are we still trying to validate Hitler? I love
Speaker 2: I love that. It's almost one hundred years, we're nearing
Speaker 2: a hundred maybe twenty more years will be one hundred years,
Speaker 2: and we're still trying to be like, well, it's well, yeah, exes, dude,
Speaker 2: racism is crazy. Actually it's it's it's it's too much
Speaker 2: for me, even my appetite. But I don't believe that
Speaker 2: for a second because because there's funny, there's funny, then
Speaker 2: there's just like oh, biggot's Like that's a bigot. I'm
Speaker 2: on a funny I'm on the funny side. But like
Speaker 2: I understand that I can't, Like I'm never gonna have
Speaker 2: someone of a different group do son to me and
Speaker 2: then go look up antie them like media, you know there.
Speaker 3: I've never done that. I'm not there yet.
Speaker 2: I don't know what could happen, Like if Lily fucks
Speaker 2: me up really bad, I get to defective my Mexican's maybe,
Speaker 2: but like that that will.
Speaker 3: Require her to have a complete character change.
Speaker 2: But like, I'm not there yet you know, but like
Speaker 2: these motherfuckers mothers are like they'll get cut off on
Speaker 2: traffic by like a person of color and they'll be like,
Speaker 2: you know what, how many negroes die a day?
Speaker 3: Let me make a count.
Speaker 2: Let me make a fucking yati thing for like have
Speaker 2: a celebration about it.
Speaker 3: Like that where it's like that that Shane Gillis bit
Speaker 3: where he talks about like how like people talk about
Speaker 3: like how they're they're they're not racist, Like yeah, like
Speaker 3: not right now, Yeah, it could change. I think race
Speaker 3: is like being hungry, where it's like if you're in
Speaker 3: traffick and you're like, goddamn, yeah, did you see that
Speaker 3: there was this.
Speaker 2: Was a while ago Schultz thing happened. That's what's going on.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't I saw people. I didn't see what happened.
Speaker 2: Okay, he said, you want you want to continue your
Speaker 2: point about that and then we jump into afterwards you
Speaker 2: want me to.
Speaker 3: Just go round?
Speaker 6: I mean we could know we can go into what
Speaker 6: I was gonna say. It was just picking a backing
Speaker 6: off his Shane gill ship with another joke.
Speaker 2: So pretty much it's uh, Kendrick Lamar's new album came
Speaker 2: out and he said he made a statement where he
Speaker 2: was like, no black, no white man should talk about
Speaker 2: white black women.
Speaker 3: That's a law. We said, No, don't let black comedian
Speaker 3: talk about a black woman.
Speaker 2: That's law.
Speaker 3: Don't let say wakes Agan, don't let what.
Speaker 2: Don't let a black comedian talk about black Don't let
Speaker 2: a white comedian talk about black women.
Speaker 3: That's a law.
Speaker 2: Because of that thing.
Speaker 6: It was specifically aimed towards him, because that it was
Speaker 6: British podcast.
Speaker 2: It was it was, it was what. I wasn't even
Speaker 2: familiar with what he did. He was he was, It
Speaker 2: wasn't it wasn't. The most fucked up thing is He's
Speaker 2: definitely said more fa Andrew Schultz that Nigga has taken
Speaker 2: a turn. That is crazy to think because I used
Speaker 2: to be a huge fan of him back when he
Speaker 2: was doing like Guy Code and shit like that years ago.
Speaker 2: It was like genuwy, not twenty twelve years ago. Probably
Speaker 2: actually I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I only learned about him in the last like two
Speaker 3: years I was in high school.
Speaker 2: At the end, I was towards the end of high
Speaker 2: school watching Guy Code, So that's how long ago I was,
Speaker 2: but it was like him, which he was just like
Speaker 2: making comments about, like talking about how like he's talking
Speaker 2: to these two British concentrators about black women and said like,
Speaker 2: so that's why he was trying to insinuating that, like
Speaker 2: they're fucking crazy. In Lesson for Words, right and the
Speaker 2: Black Podcast, the people they were trying not to have
Speaker 2: the converse. They were trying to like kind of shoot away,
Speaker 2: but they didn't shut him down. So what happens is
Speaker 2: a lot of you know how engine is a lot
Speaker 2: of black women on on TikTok and Twitter and all
Speaker 2: that stuff, started saying a lot of shit about them,
Speaker 2: how they weren't defending black women. And instead of Andrew
Speaker 2: Schultz being like, that wasn't my attention, he doubles down
Speaker 2: because you know, that's how comedians are nowadays that instead
Speaker 2: of like just being up front of being like that
Speaker 2: wasn't my to just making a joke, but a joke's
Speaker 2: a joke, he was like he's kind of like insinimate that, like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: I made a joke and cry about it or whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 2: get over it.
Speaker 6: He I mean, he knows his audience. Yeah, Yeah, that's
Speaker 6: the thing that is the thing about it. His audience, Well,
Speaker 6: they don't want to hear any type of any any
Speaker 6: any nuance.
Speaker 2: They don't care about that. Like it's just just go
Speaker 2: forward and keep making racial jokes that they're funny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because and it's it's it's as much as I like him,
Speaker 2: I understand that is the bottom of the barrel for comming,
Speaker 2: especially if it's not a smart one. I understand. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my sense of humor is fucked. So I think people
Speaker 2: getting hurt. I would just say just racism is funny
Speaker 2: because of the fact that the ridiculous nature of it,
Speaker 2: but not just taking that adult like.
Speaker 3: I want to just ignore it, Like I don't know,
Speaker 3: like if there's backlashes, like just like why do you
Speaker 3: have to say any why do you have to double.
Speaker 2: Down at all?
Speaker 3: Or why or apologize? I think comedian just go forward.
Speaker 2: I agree with you, I agree, But I think he
Speaker 2: specifically wanted the smoke.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's it brings attention. Yeah, it's it's good and no
Speaker 3: publicity is bad publicity.
Speaker 6: Like if he was like a nuanced comedian, he would
Speaker 6: just ignore it because he's like, oh shit, maybe maybe
Speaker 6: I went a little too hard on the paint, but
Speaker 6: I'll just ignore it in the next episodes like a reset,
Speaker 6: and then people forget, because that's what that's the right
Speaker 6: thing to do if you're a comedian. If you say,
Speaker 6: if you went overboard, of course the sensible thing to
Speaker 6: do would be to acknowledged and apologize. But the thing
Speaker 6: is it doesn't help you.
Speaker 2: And I think what happens is that now comedians are
Speaker 2: in such a like a they feel like they're backed
Speaker 2: until a corner now because they're like everyone's attacking us,
Speaker 2: and we're a dying breed and we're like an unhe
Speaker 2: where we're standing against even though they've become part of
Speaker 2: the machine that comedians are supposed to inherently insult and demolished.
Speaker 2: That was the point of comedians, at least for my projective.
Speaker 2: They were supposed to be like, oh, this is fucked up,
Speaker 2: and I admit it. Not this is fucked up, but
Speaker 2: I'm a part of it. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think a comedian's job is just to be funny.
Speaker 2: I think that's the only caveat in my opinion. I
Speaker 2: don't want say, Look, I can listen, there are people
Speaker 2: that were actually way better philosophers than George Carlin.
Speaker 6: But the idea is I love hearing this. Do philosophize
Speaker 6: with jokes, and it's just great.
Speaker 3: Like Colin because he at the end, he was just
Speaker 3: at the end of his life and of those things though,
Speaker 3: that's the thing, but he had also had like decades
Speaker 3: of comedy experience, and he was like, I just canna
Speaker 3: tell you what I think now.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 3: That is true. You gotta give it. Wasn't twenty two
Speaker 3: talking about like you know.
Speaker 2: Because yah, it's twenty two year olds.
Speaker 3: We don't know.
Speaker 2: You don't know the world even now we're thirty year olds, right,
Speaker 2: we're in our thirties. Yeah, it's a bunch of the world.
Speaker 2: We still don't understand. What do we want to act?
Speaker 3: Like? We do.
Speaker 2: We kind of understand ourselves more now, but we don't understand.
Speaker 2: I mean I largely like you know, it's arrogant actually
Speaker 2: at any point to be like I understand, like I
Speaker 2: largely understand things because we don't. We've barely experienced it.
Speaker 6: Like I say, if we were traveled, like if we
Speaker 6: were like legitimately traveled, then I'd feel like I'd feel
Speaker 6: a little bit more confident.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I walk around, I think.
Speaker 2: I think I can have a perspective, but I have
Speaker 2: perspective only of what I've lived, you know, rightlative to
Speaker 2: what I live, I think, right like just gay and racist,
Speaker 2: like gay racist, misogynists, fucking black black black and anti
Speaker 2: black at the same time. It's a marvelous creature.
Speaker 3: But it's fascinating Jesseicle Peterson creature. Damn, I forgot about him. Wonderful,
Speaker 3: what a wonderful creature.
Speaker 2: Amazing, He's not amazing. He's not dead yet, and it
Speaker 2: makes me sad. He looks dead though he looks that.
Speaker 2: He talks like, man, he talks like imagine a slave
Speaker 2: got brain damage, That's what he talks like.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, that's insane crazy. That's one of those.
Speaker 2: Crazy things I've ever heard. Yeah, do you I mean,
Speaker 2: I really I can't s speaking.
Speaker 3: Of that, speaking of that stuff really at all. Actually
Speaker 3: it doesn't relate to it slightly. Yeah, you said Dennis Prager, Uh,
Speaker 3: you know Dennis Prager or something.
Speaker 2: He's not dead. He's actually young, like he like has
Speaker 2: young young and he's so mad like no, he's the
Speaker 2: person that young himself. Actually, he's gonna be around for
Speaker 2: at least seventy five more years.
Speaker 3: That's it. You discovered the Lazarus pit. What a fucking
Speaker 3: waste of a Lazarus pit.
Speaker 2: There's one use and he used. He used that piece
Speaker 2: of ship. That fucking he used it.
Speaker 3: There was one left. There was one left, single use.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like just enough for you to turn around.
Speaker 2: Sanders was right there, and then Dennisburger pushed him by
Speaker 2: the way dived, and then Bernie hitched the ground and
Speaker 2: dies too, And it's like, no, that is crazy, snooze
Speaker 2: you lose. But he like, I don't know, he like,
Speaker 2: I don't even know. He slipped on like a turkey
Speaker 2: or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's some weird fucking thing that happened to Dennis Brager
Speaker 3: where like he like he got incapacitated for some reason. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he slipped on a turkey.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to imagine, like old white person shenanigans.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Wait, wait, wait, wait wait was he hunting turkeys at least?
Speaker 3: Now slipping on a turkey? You don't see, it's crazy
Speaker 3: you stepping up.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I don't know what. I don't
Speaker 2: know what the situation is.
Speaker 3: It's probably some fucking old thing we're going with that,
Speaker 3: like his skin was falling off or something like his
Speaker 3: bones were aching.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that fuck. But like he was
Speaker 2: in dire.
Speaker 3: Straight violently attacked by a turkey. Yes, he got he
Speaker 3: got violently massacred by his own body, as one does
Speaker 3: at that age. He did the jay Lenard. He tumbled,
Speaker 3: but he just wasn't resilient enough to handle it. So
Speaker 3: he was uh, and so I just.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do the jay Lenyl Challenge. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: Dennis Praguer.
Speaker 6: Here goes the jay Lenel Challenge.
Speaker 3: Literally one thing.
Speaker 2: She completed, one tasks of her whatever she downloaded Rivals,
Speaker 2: the one task gast of her.
Speaker 3: That's amazing, girl, amazing.
Speaker 2: Is it available? What are you playing on?
Speaker 3: Five? Mostly? Okay?
Speaker 2: Always crossed?
Speaker 3: Play right? Okay, good, I'm playing well, I'm probably playing
Speaker 3: on places and I don't want to sit at my
Speaker 3: desk there. Yeah, but yeah, Marvel Rivals is out by
Speaker 3: the time everybody in the audience here's this. I don't
Speaker 3: know how many people are in the ice care, but
Speaker 3: it's my heroes hero shooter man. So people are gonna
Speaker 3: probably on it.
Speaker 2: It's gonna it's gonna over watch it to dust now
Speaker 2: though for sure do you think so overwatches people have
Speaker 2: already hit that game for a while. I guess Rivals
Speaker 2: people have sunken cost policy for that game.
Speaker 3: What are the like concurrent players for Overwatch?
Speaker 2: There's still pretty high level, still pretty high?
Speaker 3: Why would you keep it open?
Speaker 2: That's what I would money. Is that not even a
Speaker 2: complete lobby?
Speaker 3: No, because it's Joint five. It's five five, which is terrible,
Speaker 3: sounds terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, having one tank the most the core the core
Speaker 2: piece of terror shooters are the tank.
Speaker 3: Literally, I thought it was the hero. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So I was saying, Andrew is Dennis Prager, and my
Speaker 3: they should the should have Dennis Praguer Rivals. If you
Speaker 3: make that game Rivals, you Pragger, you Hero. I'm like solivating,
Speaker 3: just thinking, yeah, you'd be hardest playing I want I've
Speaker 3: always since did he like with like disgraced Internet personalities
Speaker 3: would be hilarious, would like Paul just watching with his.
Speaker 2: Big hands, like I play, I'd play Christian? What would
Speaker 2: what would what would his kit be? He'd have like
Speaker 2: electric powers and super speed and ship. He'd be way
Speaker 2: too broken, like he'd like why is he so fast
Speaker 2: and done so much? This is fun. It's a fun idea.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: But back to what I was saying, old cow, rivals,
Speaker 2: that hits it's good.
Speaker 3: Does someone make it? We're making it? Don't touch it?
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, you make it, and then and then give
Speaker 7: it to us. You make it, and you will sue you,
Speaker 7: and then that's how you'll pay us him. All right, Rivals,
Speaker 7: it's all everything's mine.
Speaker 3: That's all it takes. You say, that's it, it's yours.
Speaker 3: They never taught you that.
Speaker 2: They never taught you that in school because it's not real.
Speaker 2: It's real. But pretty much Shelton Saltz heard about right,
Speaker 2: So what did he responded to?
Speaker 3: Responded to it?
Speaker 2: It was fucking really like when it was it was like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, because black man and hip hop always a
Speaker 2: disrespect woman.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Didn't you make a song with a guy that convicted?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: He talked about the fact that Kendrick Lamar Kendrick being
Speaker 2: about to quarter back. He up to Chris Chris Brown
Speaker 2: thing he worked Chris Brown before women.
Speaker 3: Uh, very true.
Speaker 2: I understand that there's rumors that he beat the ship
Speaker 2: out of his woman, but I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: think there's anything to it.
Speaker 3: Though, then there.
Speaker 2: My wife.
Speaker 3: But you know what's fucked up.
Speaker 6: If there was footage of him legitimately doing it to
Speaker 6: the beat, I think I wouldn't have a problem with it.
Speaker 3: That is insane, it was slightly off.
Speaker 6: I'd be a little upset actually, like like lags really
Speaker 6: upset me. So actually that would make me bad.
Speaker 2: I don't want to admit what you just said, but
Speaker 2: there's more truth to that in my heart than I
Speaker 2: would like.
Speaker 3: For sure, that's obvious. I mean, you were on Kanye
Speaker 3: for a while, man, Like for way long.
Speaker 2: Kanye wasn't killing and beating women, you know.
Speaker 3: No, he was just he was just one of the
Speaker 3: most craven racists ever invented.
Speaker 2: But this is before, this is before he got mondo racist.
Speaker 2: I'll stand by that. Before he started saying something about
Speaker 2: Jewish people, you.
Speaker 3: Were hanging on for a while, man, he was my
Speaker 3: fucking favorite artist. He's probably I turn on my favorite
Speaker 3: so quick I could tell yeah, I mean, don't have
Speaker 3: any loyalty.
Speaker 2: There's no I don't have any loyalty for like people
Speaker 2: that I look up to, there's no loyalty.
Speaker 3: I went to do something. When you do something fucked up,
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, all right, because because there's a scale
Speaker 3: for sure, Like it's not like store from seeing like
Speaker 3: a CBS or something, I could do it again.
Speaker 2: Kanye was more crazy then then when he got prejudiced,
Speaker 2: I was, I can't be on this board anymore. Like
Speaker 2: that's when I was genuinely can't on this board anymore.
Speaker 2: But for me, my love for him kind of jumped
Speaker 2: off during like Jesus, because for me, it was the
Speaker 2: music is what I loved about him. I didn't really
Speaker 2: love Kanye's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so once he started sucking like a fell off,
Speaker 3: I was like, well it was weird. What okay, what
Speaker 3: are you saying?
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna change the subject.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was just gonna say, like with Andrew or
Speaker 3: with the criticism, I mean, it's not inaccurate.
Speaker 2: There's really saying, but this is Kendrick talking about This
Speaker 2: is Kendrick talking about him. Kendrick, he was obviously being
Speaker 2: a hiposphere though it doesn't it doesn't doesn't alleviate those
Speaker 2: fucked up things. You know, like me as a person
Speaker 2: who I'm very much so in vocal about how much
Speaker 2: I uh see the pride of homosexual and queer people.
Speaker 2: I try to be vocal about it. Still, that's supposed
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 3: A big reveal. Thanks for taking that for good. White
Speaker 3: street bitch, you're the problem you guys. Well you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Assassin guy. I'm exciting to take more
Speaker 3: from you come January.
Speaker 2: And you would turn red, spit my hand and then
Speaker 2: snort it yo, craven freak. But there's there's there's truth
Speaker 2: to that stuff, you know, where it's like, uh, there's
Speaker 2: there's hypocritic natures in uh in in every communities. And
Speaker 2: it really sucks because it bothers me the most, being
Speaker 2: with my ethnic background and the ship I hear by
Speaker 2: people say all the time.
Speaker 3: It makes me want to throw up.
Speaker 6: People doing hyper combos on women, stuff like that. It's
Speaker 6: fucking crazy to be being watched.
Speaker 3: Did he play ping pinball with casting? Yeah? It's fucking wild,
Speaker 3: bro seeing somebody. But like, and there's also an the
Speaker 3: whole thing is like how you fucking you love your
Speaker 3: mama so much? Where you go and beat a woman,
Speaker 3: you know, and it's like it's like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: is your you dumb? But that stuff and that's I
Speaker 3: think there's a truth to that, right. But the thing
Speaker 3: about Schultz is that he's really arrogant and not as
Speaker 3: smart as he thinks he is.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's absolutely that is his Yeah, I don't I
Speaker 2: don't actually think he's smart at all.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: It annoys me that, like he does do this thing
Speaker 6: where he has to pass off that he's.
Speaker 3: Kind of wise, and I'm like, he's kind of he
Speaker 3: kind of a weasel in that way.
Speaker 6: But one thing I do want to bring up the
Speaker 6: only reason why I think there's a problem with and
Speaker 6: Andrew Schultz when he was joking about the black women.
Speaker 6: It was the way he started doing it. He did
Speaker 6: it in a response to those people, specifically saying that
Speaker 6: if you notice that when when white guys start dating
Speaker 6: black women, they start cleaning up, like almost like they're
Speaker 6: training these dudes to be to dress better, to be better.
Speaker 6: And and RESULTS got a little bit offended by that,
Speaker 6: almost kind of like like, so are you saying that
Speaker 6: we you know, almost like we we don't know better
Speaker 6: and we need black women to help us act right,
Speaker 6: Like so in a response to that, he was really
Speaker 6: disparaging black women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, so, and the way they.
Speaker 6: Did that, he was just being like if it was
Speaker 6: just in a completely different context where he was just
Speaker 6: shitting on black women like say especially say there was
Speaker 6: some sassy black bitches just going hard in the pain
Speaker 6: on him. Well, I don't think anyone would have cared,
Speaker 6: and no one about yeah, so like, but it was
Speaker 6: just in the way that because there is people were saying,
Speaker 6: look at Travis Kelsey, is that Travis Kelsey when he's
Speaker 6: used who was consistently dating black women, and look how
Speaker 6: he groomed himself versus when he started dating Taylor Swift,
Speaker 6: then he just fucking looked like a redneck with a
Speaker 6: mustache and ship. You know, people were just seeing the
Speaker 6: similarities of certain people doing that in the industry where
Speaker 6: they were starting to groom their beards and they were
Speaker 6: starting to like line up themselves when they were dating
Speaker 6: black women.
Speaker 2: There's literally nothing wrong with that at all.
Speaker 3: It's just it was just like an interesting observation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's and it's common, you know, like it's
Speaker 2: it's you wouldn't bring it up if it wasn't complete
Speaker 2: uncommon thing.
Speaker 3: It happens. You know, there's a there's a.
Speaker 6: There's a standard, there's certain certain black women or just
Speaker 6: certain women in general, like like jojo Is she cares
Speaker 6: about like her parents and fashion and stuff, and I'm
Speaker 6: the antithesis of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if she cared about that, then she would be
Speaker 6: dating some smooth, fucking negroid that's like you know that
Speaker 6: likes to trim is ship and.
Speaker 3: I do love it sounds so good to Nroyd.
Speaker 2: Is funny because it's not respectful at all. It sounds
Speaker 2: good to you because you suck. Why it sounds good? Sure?
Speaker 2: Why not? I don't do that. I don't play it
Speaker 2: off like whatever. Man, I'm a trail bluer plate.
Speaker 3: I don't just seems I like some of like I've
Speaker 3: seen some of his specials or whatever or not. Maybe
Speaker 3: not I've seen it on stage when he did.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. It's actually I liked it.
Speaker 6: The thing that annoyed the piss out of me again
Speaker 6: his weasley nature where he was trying to say, oh,
Speaker 6: Netflix or whomever, we're trying to make me edit stuff out,
Speaker 6: so I'm gonna have to dip into my own pocket
Speaker 6: and release it independently. And I was like, he's a
Speaker 6: fucking liar that he's he's a lying piece of ship
Speaker 6: to say that, and it annoyed the funk out of
Speaker 6: me that he was doing that. Weasley, they're trying to
Speaker 6: censor me thing to have people buy the fuck out
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 3: He sold it himself and then he put it for
Speaker 3: free later on YouTube, and.
Speaker 6: I'm like, first of all, the all the people that
Speaker 6: paid for it beforehand got robbed, you know, and then
Speaker 6: he put it on YouTube. It was just one of
Speaker 6: those Weasley fucking things where people go, oh, censorship and
Speaker 6: then to get money, get the bag. And so I'm like,
Speaker 6: he's still funny to me, but I as a person,
Speaker 6: I don't respect him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3: I think it's funny.
Speaker 2: I think he's around a lot of people that suck
Speaker 2: his dick so often, like Akosh be blowing the suck
Speaker 2: under his chair, lifting his cock, and he doesn't even
Speaker 2: he puts it in his mouth, he doesn't even move
Speaker 2: his story. He's like, I got you, I'll help you out,
Speaker 2: I'll deliver your dick to my throat.
Speaker 6: There's a weird you're right, and there's a weird dynamic
Speaker 6: between them two where I think, first of all, I
Speaker 6: think Andrew Schultz got upset that there was a lot
Speaker 6: of people that listen to Flagrant that were starting to
Speaker 6: really appreciate a cosh as this, They're like they're equals.
Speaker 6: And at one point he was he was taking out
Speaker 6: of the thumbnail on the because they had like a
Speaker 6: thumbnail where like a cosh was there. He was taken out.
Speaker 6: It was just Andrew Schultz. And then at one point
Speaker 6: the way the set was, it was all the other
Speaker 6: guys Akash, and then Andrew Schultz was by himself and
Speaker 6: everyone was upset. The audience was like, what the fuck
Speaker 6: are you doing? Put a cash next to him? And
Speaker 6: I think Schultz is manufacturing to make sure that he
Speaker 6: stays in his place and plays a specific role. And
Speaker 6: it's weird because Akash by himself and I've seen him
Speaker 6: in other things, he's not unbearable, and there's something in
Speaker 6: it that I feel like this is very manufactured in
Speaker 6: a way that Andrew Schultz is trying to make sure
Speaker 6: that he remains the star. And it's not like this
Speaker 6: isn't the Flagrant podcast essentially the Andrew Schultz podcast and
Speaker 6: not Andrew in Akash, And.
Speaker 3: There's like I said, there's a little weekly things. I
Speaker 3: just don't respect him. It I think I think Akash
Speaker 3: is it bad. I just he's off on the show,
Speaker 3: like I think.
Speaker 2: I think the problem with Ash is that bouncing around
Speaker 2: and like in his loud fucking nasally, he's like a
Speaker 2: fucking it's like watching like a rug rack.
Speaker 3: It's the craziest thing me.
Speaker 2: It's the thing is that I've seen Akash not stand
Speaker 2: up for himself multiple times, Andrew I'm staying up to himself.
Speaker 2: One one time for really stood up to him and
Speaker 2: then to Curry at him because he was and was
Speaker 2: talking on some.
Speaker 3: Like wild ship about like about like that's.
Speaker 2: Crazy, that's crazy. My brain didn't My brain didn't register
Speaker 2: that because I'm so not Curry Curry. It's just a
Speaker 2: fucking old fucking liquid spice touches your eye and you
Speaker 2: die when your closing fingers get stained.
Speaker 3: That black dude, just like I don't think that's pretty.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's kind of messed up. Don't you think he's
Speaker 2: like Ron Man, that's fucking that's crazy. That's much you think.
Speaker 2: I don't know he's Indian? Who cares he's Indian? Collared
Speaker 2: green another one another one. He's got racist cannon.
Speaker 3: He has a has a like a fucking xel the
Speaker 3: like treasure chest full of racist cannons.
Speaker 2: He's digging through it trying to find the right one.
Speaker 2: It was, it was, it was just I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: Like I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't like to.
Speaker 2: I don't like to anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't like.
Speaker 2: I don't like tearing down, uh, particularly people of color.
Speaker 2: I actually don't. I like making fun of white people,
Speaker 2: particular because it makes me feel good because it's like,
Speaker 2: I know they're bad, and they when they're bad, they're
Speaker 2: proven they're bad.
Speaker 3: And I know what, I know, you're so like them.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Yeah, my mine is validated.
Speaker 2: There's a difference.
Speaker 3: There's a difference, Like there's clothes, there's similarities. I don't
Speaker 3: get me wrong.
Speaker 2: There's definitely sit next to each other and be like
Speaker 2: I agree with you on that, but also fuck you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
Speaker 3: The uh he just strikes me as somebody who thinks
Speaker 3: he's smarter than he is and he doesn't. Really. There's
Speaker 3: no point where I've seeing him act like a normal person.
Speaker 3: And I guess that's part of it. You're supposed to,
Speaker 3: I guess in that sphere. Yeah, But like it's just
Speaker 3: it comes across the especially because there are other comedians
Speaker 3: who are I think are genuinely smart, Like I think
Speaker 3: Anthony jet Jett whatever, he's been going off on like
Speaker 3: a because he had a special recently, so he's been
Speaker 3: getting interviews about it, and it's just like he gets it.
Speaker 3: I think, like he understands.
Speaker 2: He's clearly a person that is not swept up in bullshit.
Speaker 2: Lad take a Momentamon and be like.
Speaker 6: Oh not, because he's like, you know, the thing about
Speaker 6: most of the comedians in the sphere, because naturally, it's
Speaker 6: most artists are just naturally uh left leaning. This is naturally,
Speaker 6: it's a natural thing unless you're born in a specific area.
Speaker 6: The majority right if you're born in a specific area.
Speaker 6: But it's just kind of like being it's just around.
Speaker 6: The industries are typically in big cities which lean left.
Speaker 2: Because creativity you need exactly, it's just the thing.
Speaker 6: It's like, it's not obviously, it's not definitive. So anybody
Speaker 6: who's fucking don't don't be stupid, But.
Speaker 3: Are there conservative people who are good at like all this?
Speaker 3: Suff of course Martin Marty o'donnald is like a fucking
Speaker 3: conservative duties obviously, they just usually don't. That's usually not
Speaker 3: what they want to get into.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 6: It's usually typically they're not all I want to get
Speaker 6: into the arts. Long story short, it's clear the people
Speaker 6: who are just like I'm just gonna stay who I am,
Speaker 6: and the ones that are like, I'm gonna follow Joe
Speaker 6: Rogan for a bag right that. It was clear like
Speaker 6: Anthony Jesselnik is somebody who's like, I'm going to just
Speaker 6: be me.
Speaker 3: It doesn't like when he came back.
Speaker 6: I caught his episode and he came back because he's
Speaker 6: been gone for like months doing promoting all that ship. Yea,
Speaker 6: and yeah, just him talking because that you mentioned it
Speaker 6: on the podcast before.
Speaker 3: So then I checked it out and I was like,
Speaker 3: that was nicely just it's a sane person, yes, taking
Speaker 3: little shots here and there, you know, just being a
Speaker 3: little you know, it's a little cute about it. And
Speaker 3: I was like, I like this.
Speaker 6: It's I've been watching a Titus, Christopher Titus, because he
Speaker 6: does like, uh, he has a podcast.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's okay, you know, it's a little a
Speaker 3: little Titus. You know, Chris Titus. No really what is he?
Speaker 2: An? Mm A guy? I really don't know who Chris
Speaker 2: Titus is.
Speaker 3: I'm actually kind of surprised, not at all. He's like
Speaker 3: white and super.
Speaker 6: Actually, do you know, Tess, He's he's like a tall,
Speaker 6: blond dude. You know, Jesus has this like.
Speaker 3: I might recognize.
Speaker 6: I might not have had a sitcom in like the
Speaker 6: late nineties early two thous Titus.
Speaker 2: It actually ran for a while.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've seen this guy. Okay, yeah, all right, so
Speaker 3: he's I recognized his name.
Speaker 6: Okay, he's very he's very he's always been very progressive,
Speaker 6: and he's been like all super upset since you know,
Speaker 6: Trump won, YadA, YadA. But one thing that upset me
Speaker 6: because like I usually like all of his analysis, but
Speaker 6: then he made a segment like thank you Joe Biden,
Speaker 6: and I was like, I relax it really it really,
Speaker 6: I was like, just made me crazy.
Speaker 2: I just I think the comedia comedy Express has gone
Speaker 2: through a really weird intersection where it's like, there's what
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking, I love. Have you seen this
Speaker 3: trend on Twitter where it's like anytime somebody evil dies
Speaker 3: and it's like that it's Dave Chappelle and it's like
Speaker 3: it's like a copy pasta kind of thing where it
Speaker 3: goes like it's Dave Chappelle fifty minutes into a special
Speaker 3: special designing to get serious, and then it's like a
Speaker 3: cold and then he says, the sheel United Health. My
Speaker 3: friend died. He fucking died.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's so I have not seen that.
Speaker 3: I've seen it somebody that there's been, There's been a couple,
Speaker 3: there's been a couple of people like my like the
Speaker 3: CEO of the of the Auschwitz concentration camps, my friend,
Speaker 3: my friend died. It's like, it's pretty funny, like I've
Speaker 3: seen it. I saw it with the CEO and I just,
Speaker 3: I don't know, popped into my bread.
Speaker 2: That's funny. Humility is a thing that I've always I've
Speaker 2: always been allergic to.
Speaker 3: Really, that's crazy, it's crazy. It's true. I'm not human.
Speaker 3: I'm not a human.
Speaker 2: So we've seen it, but uh were mem I'm obsessed
Speaker 2: with this image because it looks too much like me.
Speaker 3: Let me show you that I lined you up perfectly.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2: I lined you up perfectly, like say so.
Speaker 3: It's on Patreon now.
Speaker 2: The episode.
Speaker 3: You should like if you get photoshop the.
Speaker 2: The white of like make it.
Speaker 3: What do you want you guys?
Speaker 2: I hate you guys, dude. I have for me, right,
Speaker 2: one thing I always I was always respected, humility and understanding. Like, hey,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe throughout the times of doing things, I didn't
Speaker 2: have an ill intent doing it, but I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: I could grow and be wrong.
Speaker 2: You did one thing where for me was like what
Speaker 2: I was been cool to you, but I respected you.
Speaker 2: When you were like, oh no, the thing that Bill
Speaker 2: and I did about the the sex and gender right,
Speaker 2: when you were like, I was wrong, Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: was like, I can respect that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: When Chris did the thing recently, when you did the
Speaker 3: stream about.
Speaker 6: Your going hard and the pain on black people, and
Speaker 6: you're like that, maybe I was a little bit too uh,
Speaker 6: a little bit too a little bit too far.
Speaker 2: I was too kind, too kind. It'd have been worse,
Speaker 2: was it? When that girl made that video about you,
Speaker 2: and you were talking about the idea before you had
Speaker 2: a video Reachi something about all lives matter, right, and
Speaker 2: you were like, I understand now at this moment that
Speaker 2: at that time, based on simple colloquialism, that that statement
Speaker 2: is true. But I do understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just more context that the context of is
Speaker 3: it like, oh, yeah, I was wrong, that is fine,
Speaker 3: That is so fine to do.
Speaker 2: But people don't do that.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to be wrong because if you're wrong,
Speaker 3: it's really just admitting you're wrong. It's a bad thing.
Speaker 3: But you lose nothing being wrong, though you do you
Speaker 3: do you do you?
Speaker 2: What do you? What do you lose?
Speaker 3: You do well in in in the context of content creation,
Speaker 3: in that sphere, you do because then it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: you just fucking you know, you lose audience from doing that.
Speaker 3: So it's it's in their best interest to just pretend
Speaker 3: like they're never wrong, even if they if they know
Speaker 3: they are. Isn't that only like in the grifter spaces?
Speaker 2: Right, But that's like the most space. But that's whether
Speaker 2: you're one thousand percent right about that. You you blay,
Speaker 2: you you blaze for no matter.
Speaker 6: It's like, say, when those guys that are getting sued
Speaker 6: of like tim pooling on them, they can for calling
Speaker 6: that one Hispanic white supremacist.
Speaker 3: They got they got the wrong guy.
Speaker 6: There was like some Texas there's like a Hispanic white
Speaker 6: supremacist guy that like shot some people up in a
Speaker 6: Texas mall, and they got the wrong guy.
Speaker 2: They just got the wrong they called they found the
Speaker 2: wrong guy person that we just shoot up our generary,
Speaker 2: we ruin our homes. We don't bring this somewhere out.
Speaker 3: We don't.
Speaker 2: We don't go to the mall and shoot them up.
Speaker 2: We want to buy the ship there. You want to
Speaker 2: rob them all. You don't want to shoot up.
Speaker 6: But yeah, like none of them retracted any of that ship. Bro,
Speaker 6: I just want a wrong gets it out. Did we
Speaker 6: get to the questions, Yeah, we'll get to the questions
Speaker 6: in three hours, in less than a minute.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna we're gonna let it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna sit in silence. Yes, I guess it's a
Speaker 3: it's a good time. Actually, oh to Uh yeah, I
Speaker 3: was gonna pull my penis out.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Remember at this point in the show, if you're if
Speaker 3: you're watching, going over to Patreonic Concess snark Tank, I
Speaker 3: do want to just I actions work ten inches.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, Wow, you didn't you You really didn't
Speaker 2: let anybody. You never even alluded soul operating. Huh, good
Speaker 2: ship man. Most of your life.
Speaker 3: It's fully erected. It. It's a little weird because like
Speaker 3: on the left side, the head, the head starts two
Speaker 3: inches down, but on the right side it's it's seven inches.
Speaker 3: It ends at seven inches. What are you saying to
Speaker 3: me right now?
Speaker 6: So it does it look like one of those can
Speaker 6: openers like you've ever seen, where it's like the curve
Speaker 6: and then it's a little bit longer on the other side,
Speaker 6: so you can like kind of break it open. You've
Speaker 6: seen those can openers where.
Speaker 2: You My brain's not understanding this is it curved?
Speaker 6: I think it's just one part of his head is
Speaker 6: way longer than the other part.
Speaker 3: That's what it looks like.
Speaker 2: It looks like a fucking melted candle.
Speaker 6: Can you looks like?
Speaker 3: Oh man, oh man? All right, let's get us some
Speaker 3: questions from our lovely well I love it, homeless Patreon
Speaker 3: subscribersture on the comp session starts. I guess, yeah, I
Speaker 3: guess he has a better preview than me. I mean it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't touch from a distance, you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: like a boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would never go near WHOA don't touch me,
Speaker 2: you fucking don't touch me.
Speaker 3: I remember seeing this homeless girl a long time ago,
Speaker 3: like when I first moved here, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I can't fathom how you're homeless, it just.
Speaker 2: Makes no it's insane, purely insane. You must be crazy,
Speaker 2: like irrevocably being homeless makes you crazy. Literally, well I
Speaker 2: mean woman to bess, absolutely no woman be homeless.
Speaker 6: It's like you you are so unfortunately damaged because it's
Speaker 6: so much going on up there. Man, that is I
Speaker 6: mean just any any and so would take you. I'm
Speaker 6: just saying, and literally you can live anywhere.
Speaker 3: Mental health, that's not worry. I think mental health doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It's not real.
Speaker 3: Let's move on to some questions. Sure, slash a snark
Speaker 3: tank going over there, ask us a question if you want.
Speaker 3: I'm black. I don't have that's out.
Speaker 2: The thing my friend's mom said is like, but he
Speaker 2: has a home and he has food and ship on
Speaker 2: his soul back.
Speaker 3: And it's like, that's sick. So that what is wrong
Speaker 3: with that? Means you're happy?
Speaker 2: Same thing and I've got the Spanish phrase, but I've
Speaker 2: heard that from my my aunt. So like, but he
Speaker 2: has a house and stuff, he has a place to live,
Speaker 2: and it's like, yes, that doesn't mean what's going on
Speaker 2: inside his head is okay.
Speaker 3: Taco belly one of my favorite phrases.
Speaker 2: From back home from back home in the like the
Speaker 2: only place in the area where you can get like
Speaker 2: a shitload of food for like seven.
Speaker 3: Bucks at like two am. It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: I hate Taco Bells so much, but I like Taco
Speaker 2: bell I've never liked Taco bell I like it. I
Speaker 2: like it. I don't know, but but I know what
Speaker 2: it's there for. I know what's there for. It exists
Speaker 2: for a purpose that nothing else really fails.
Speaker 6: Just get like a five layer burrito, but also put
Speaker 6: rice in it because they're Spanish. They're the only place
Speaker 6: that still has Spanish rice. Is everything's switched to fucking
Speaker 6: cilantro and lime rice taken over and I'm like, no
Speaker 6: Spanish rice.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 2: Anyway, let's get to the question I don't want to
Speaker 2: get I don't want to get into this. It's gonna
Speaker 2: upset me.
Speaker 8: Answer it, damn it, answer right, sleep. I hate theation.
Speaker 8: What's good, bitch?
Speaker 2: All right? So you're sucking my dick tonight? Or what
Speaker 2: he's sucking my tenature? Absolutely you got me? Or what
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need both of your hands to cover the
Speaker 2: rest of my dick.
Speaker 3: I need I need a gun. That's crazy. I need
Speaker 3: a gun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's go shoot in the desert, guys. Absolutely, and
Speaker 6: then we want to get I'm gonna get him over
Speaker 6: his anxiety.
Speaker 3: Let's bringing it the desert, shoot him in the leg
Speaker 3: as a prank. I don't trust you, guys.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like I feel like you
Speaker 2: would do something I'm gonna do, and I'd be like, Derek,
Speaker 2: what the funk, dude.
Speaker 6: We're gonna tie you up and put a bag of
Speaker 6: your head and I'm gonna tape this over the bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're gonna try to miss, and it'll give
Speaker 2: you the justification to like attack you because I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Ro scared me, Like, call the cops and have them
Speaker 2: show up with you, like seeing that and see what
Speaker 2: they do. Just an experiment, Yeah, experiment. Are they going
Speaker 2: to immediately fire? Are they going to be confused the fire?
Speaker 2: Are they gonna apprehend you than fire? Like? If what
Speaker 2: are we gonna do? If I could, if I was
Speaker 2: like immortal, I would constantly scare cops constantly.
Speaker 3: That's the question. All Right, we're gonna get We're gonna
Speaker 3: we're gonna read questions. We're gonna read our questions. Uh later,
Speaker 3: first ones from the first one, we got from Swen's
Speaker 3: gap in his team has its own social Security number.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about that sarbon ship mons insane that
Speaker 3: we'll probably get that name again later.
Speaker 2: I'm badging foreign man from a foreign land, and this
Speaker 2: gap is so much worse than mine. I don't know
Speaker 2: what's going on with Caribbean gap. I don't know why
Speaker 2: we have gaps. I don't know why the competition.
Speaker 3: I don't know why his gap is so much smaller,
Speaker 3: his gap is so much bigger than mine.
Speaker 2: Because I don't I don't know people's gaps in their
Speaker 2: teeth until it's like at a certain point, his at
Speaker 2: just that.
Speaker 3: But that's like me going on, I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: that's like, that's like me watching Austin Powers be like, oh, man,
Speaker 3: Vern Troy, your sure is short.
Speaker 2: Well yeah yeah, But like I mean, like, so what
Speaker 2: I don't notice you like, oh, that guy's short because
Speaker 2: they're much shorter than I am.
Speaker 6: I guess only only notice gaps if if if it
Speaker 6: affects the speech, that's.
Speaker 2: The only time I notice.
Speaker 6: But I also have a bad habit of just looking
Speaker 6: at people's teeth, Like I have a bad habit of
Speaker 6: just like I'll be talking and I'll start looking at
Speaker 6: their teeth, and I'm like, they probably think I'm weird.
Speaker 2: I do the same thing sometimes, what are you looking
Speaker 2: at it? Like I look at women's chest whenever they
Speaker 2: talk to me. Is that weird?
Speaker 3: Like exclusively I usually pull down their shirt.
Speaker 2: Actually, that's too far, is it?
Speaker 3: I think it's that's crazy. And then to run away.
Speaker 2: No, no, you don't, you know you just you.
Speaker 3: Run away and giggle and then click your heels and
Speaker 3: then you click your heels old man like the old
Speaker 3: like you're an old man, Like you're a modern day
Speaker 3: old man who was a child in the forties. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the version who would kick their click their heels
Speaker 3: like I'm in the sound of music.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: This person writes in I'm not gonna say the name
Speaker 3: again because I already said it to h yeah's true.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's true.
Speaker 3: What's what's a brute jackal and shot Uncle Ben in
Speaker 3: the shape of a grunt? I have a question for
Speaker 3: Kingston and Derek. I've been really in I've never really
Speaker 3: been into hip hop, but listening to you too ramble
Speaker 3: while Chris silently sits there and disassociates has has got
Speaker 3: me interested.
Speaker 2: The extent of my knowledge lies in.
Speaker 3: The spy what is it?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I know what this is good the Spider Verse.
Speaker 2: I knew it. I fucking knew it.
Speaker 3: I knew he like, how did I know that? I
Speaker 3: don't know that, Like there's something about I don't know it.
Speaker 6: Shouldn't even shouldn't even react that way, but there's something
Speaker 6: about Like it's like when I go ahead, I don't
Speaker 6: I don't know this guy.
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with what you up. What you said, sir.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you find different like I found out about gay
Speaker 3: people because of.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a black screen. I'm just gonna mute that episode
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 3: And then, oh man, the extent of my knowledge is
Speaker 3: with the Spider Ver sound track, and I really like that.
Speaker 3: What are recommendations you have? Also, New England is better
Speaker 3: than New York New England.
Speaker 2: Well that three or four states.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say what constitutes New England.
Speaker 2: I don't even know New York is not New England.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure when it's close. I just know that
Speaker 2: fucking Boston claims it.
Speaker 3: I know that.
Speaker 2: I guess it's just because of the patriots, you know,
Speaker 2: But I don't know, like what it properly is.
Speaker 3: I really don't know what New England is. Must be great.
Speaker 2: I've never looked it up, never cared to.
Speaker 3: I just get my general sense is that it's the
Speaker 3: top right. It's you know what I mean, has to
Speaker 3: be right, like, it's just the general top right of
Speaker 3: like the the US. Is it Maine Vermont?
Speaker 2: Maybe let me ask you, do you feel?
Speaker 3: Let me ask you something.
Speaker 6: Do you feel? You probably don't, but like I don't
Speaker 6: feel at all? Okay, So yeah, so then that's yeah,
Speaker 6: so I shouldn't even ask you. Is it not laziest
Speaker 6: ship that a lot of the new countries or sorry
Speaker 6: states are just they just slapped new on old stuff.
Speaker 3: You are right, my apologies. New England is main My apologies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I thought it wasn't.
Speaker 3: I've never it's like all that part of the north
Speaker 3: top right.
Speaker 2: So it's Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts.
Speaker 3: That's it. New York is where it stop? Stop wait
Speaker 3: hold on, So you said I was just wrong?
Speaker 2: Just for now, I've never I was wrong immediately anyone
Speaker 2: define Maine as New England.
Speaker 3: Ever, it's just it's just the only thing that I
Speaker 3: know for sure must be you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: because it's it's just the it's the top, right.
Speaker 2: I don't know where it would end. I guess like
Speaker 2: New York's where it ends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Connectict's fine, it's just lazy. They're
Speaker 3: kind of good pizza. Connecticut. That's a new thing. Like
Speaker 3: come on, Vermont.
Speaker 2: That's no.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying names like New Hampshire, New Jersey, the
Speaker 6: New York like it was.
Speaker 2: It was supposed to news, the news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I mean. They knew how they just
Speaker 3: slapped new one ship. It was supposed to be the
Speaker 3: new those places though, to be fair, and then we
Speaker 3: and then we had a war, and then they were
Speaker 3: like Carolina. Then we started making ship up to me
Speaker 3: in New Mexico. New Mexico is crazy to me because
Speaker 3: it's not New Mexico. It's Mexico is still there.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's our naming convention for America is ass
Speaker 2: Actually it's in fact, really asked us. Everywhere over here
Speaker 2: is Spanish names. Yeah, and then some of America's name
Speaker 2: is Spanish. It's you know, Mexico. Mexico.
Speaker 3: America is literally a Spanish word.
Speaker 2: Is it named after some gods?
Speaker 3: Named after America of Aspucci? Which who is like, yes,
Speaker 3: it's Italent. Yeah, there was some wrong again I almost damn.
Speaker 2: So why with that group? I don't know, man, why
Speaker 2: does it turn up? You're like me with whites period America.
Speaker 2: That's what he that's what, that's what he's what he
Speaker 2: got here.
Speaker 3: Slipped on a total shell, broke his.
Speaker 2: Savages. Everything human come.
Speaker 3: And then they explored the hinter lands together, you know.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's a lot of it's a lot of
Speaker 3: Spanish and a lot of America, a lot of Native American.
Speaker 3: When you go up to the top top left town, Northwest,
Speaker 3: that's what I mean. All the the names are from that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Minnesota, Idaho, Yeah, fucking you know. I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3: I never want to go to Idaho.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful, but it's it's, you know, nothing, the people
Speaker 2: that there's potatoes and.
Speaker 3: Racism that I want to go.
Speaker 2: I want to go to Appalachia, but I also don't
Speaker 2: because I play scares me because I feel like that's just.
Speaker 3: You want to feel an Appalachian trail.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not with you, But.
Speaker 3: All right, hey, fair enough, Just so not nice.
Speaker 2: That was not mad enough. That's not who I am.
Speaker 2: It's so you can't prove it.
Speaker 3: Into another hymn. Oh my god, to be like the
Speaker 3: substance the uh just play Fall seventy. They got the
Speaker 3: map in there. That's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess when the sun sets and Apple, if
Speaker 2: you're not from there, something come, you gotta say, you
Speaker 2: gotta by the way, by the way that they're gonna
Speaker 2: get really mad, say at you at Appalachia.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they get for They're normally pretty like dormant.
Speaker 3: But then when you mispronounced, yeah, so inbred.
Speaker 2: I'm super strong.
Speaker 3: When they can find enough short wave radios to stable
Speaker 3: together to get like a signal from the outside, and
Speaker 3: then they hear somebody say Appalachia, they get really mad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They start fucking slamming him. They look like fucking left or.
Speaker 2: Dead, slamming the fuck out of the ground.
Speaker 3: Dude, I love it.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: I was playing like game again recently. I haven't played
Speaker 3: in a long time. The way that the tank can
Speaker 3: just throw cars is hilarious. Yeah, Like they just knock
Speaker 3: cars across the street and if you get caught, if
Speaker 3: you get hit, your.
Speaker 2: Dumb no yeah, hit by a car auto die. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because it's happening before, like a fucking idiot. It is safe.
Speaker 2: That's a whole car. You can't. Oh.
Speaker 3: I have a very specific memory of like playing like
Speaker 3: random online and I was like on the other side
Speaker 3: of a car and it was like me, I would
Speaker 3: think it was I think it was Lewis and like
Speaker 3: it was me the car and then the tank came
Speaker 3: up and he just stared at me and then moved
Speaker 3: his hands slightly in the car.
Speaker 2: That game was so d I don't have the same
Speaker 2: fun I played to play it. When I play it now,
Speaker 2: it's not the same. It's because you don't play with people.
Speaker 2: That's it's play people like a call.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: It's just such a chill Like it really is just
Speaker 3: like a game. It's a game you can play while
Speaker 3: doing this, like while like literally recording this show.
Speaker 2: That's a game that is a game that you can
Speaker 2: make content with easily. Yeah. Yeah, you just play that
Speaker 2: and you have fun with people, like people that play
Speaker 2: competitive games, like on stream, like when we play, like
Speaker 2: if we try to stream trials, you wouldn't be talking
Speaker 2: to people, you'd be talking like the stream would have
Speaker 2: no fun. There's certain games it would just have to
Speaker 2: watch us play it well and get enjoyment from that
Speaker 2: because I can't to.
Speaker 3: You and play that. There are certain games that I
Speaker 3: think would be good for stream and then I get
Speaker 3: on and I try to stream them and it's just
Speaker 3: like no, this, this requires too much focus. Yeah in
Speaker 3: the games, like I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I had. I had to capture some footage from Villguard
Speaker 2: to finish my review from from somebody else's stream, and
Speaker 2: it was like a ten hour video and I was
Speaker 2: skimming through it and she was like so locked in.
Speaker 2: First of all, was kind of crazy how locked in
Speaker 2: she was, because I'm like, it's not that engaging, but
Speaker 2: like it was just also like why should.
Speaker 3: Anyone watch you?
Speaker 2: You know, so like somebody was so locked in thro
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're not. It's like nobody is there.
Speaker 6: And I'm always anxious about doing that because I want
Speaker 6: to entertain, Like I don't want people to just be
Speaker 6: there to hang out.
Speaker 2: But I know there's some people that literally don't mind
Speaker 2: people just like that. I understand.
Speaker 6: That's why I just I feel weird about it, but
Speaker 6: I understand that's. Uh, that's my main reason why I
Speaker 6: don't stream is because I just feel I almost feel
Speaker 6: like I'm robbing.
Speaker 2: People because like I'm not doing anything. I don't feel
Speaker 2: like you're interesting in it's the it's the plight of
Speaker 2: not feeling interesting enough to validate someone watching you do something.
Speaker 3: Right. Also, we're not well, we're also not the type
Speaker 3: of people who even watch streams in the first place.
Speaker 3: I think, very true, So we can't we just can't
Speaker 3: even really see. I know, I don't really understand. Like
Speaker 3: I'll jump into like a friends stream sometimes and I'll like,
Speaker 3: you know, talk, but it's usually like in the background,
Speaker 3: like I'm not even really watching it. Yeah, when it
Speaker 3: when it comes to when we like when we're all
Speaker 3: calls together and we're making jokes, I think that's a
Speaker 3: fun time to stream, Like that's like fun actually, like
Speaker 3: it's pretty much content. Again, it's pretty much like a
Speaker 3: fucking like a snark tank sub, you know, but the
Speaker 3: regular like yeah, yeah, you I guess, yeah.
Speaker 2: No question. If you like, if you like the Spider
Speaker 2: Verse album, I would suggest listening to people like Juice World,
Speaker 2: give them.
Speaker 6: A couple of your give just give them a couple
Speaker 6: of your like favorite albums, like check out these albums.
Speaker 2: But this is you can't I can't give my favorite album,
Speaker 2: so someone that likes that, that's not the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't say you have to do your favorite albums
Speaker 6: for stuff that aligned with the culture.
Speaker 2: The culture by by Migos would be a good one.
Speaker 2: Another good one would be uh something like that. That's
Speaker 2: kind of pretty much anything from from We Can Race
Speaker 2: Strim very good. Uh you said, shrimmer Way shrimp Astro
Speaker 2: World by freaking uh just giving them like more of
Speaker 2: like that vibe, Like, yeah, that vibe of music.
Speaker 3: I think broaden it a little bit. Man.
Speaker 2: But that's but like because this baby steps into it.
Speaker 2: You know, don't you go from place to place?
Speaker 3: Here's my thing. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like so if this Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter from
Speaker 3: Epic Rap Battles, you're such a stand.
Speaker 2: That's number one. Yeah, that's for sure number one.
Speaker 3: Respectly Epic Lloyds shirt. I'd be crazy.
Speaker 2: I've always had this exactly wow when they shirts with their.
Speaker 6: Names, Uh, definitely. I think I think anyone can see
Speaker 6: their te teeth into a good kid mad City. I
Speaker 6: think it is a great mixture of like, yes, this
Speaker 6: is this is a variety album and we can enjoy
Speaker 6: and I would I would say some stuff is like
Speaker 6: a little too Like.
Speaker 2: My problem with that is that if you don't like
Speaker 2: hm conceptual albums, the album like I'm kind of because
Speaker 2: there's a lot of good songs, Like there's actually freestyle,
Speaker 2: there's freaking, there's swim pools, there's fucking uh, I mean
Speaker 2: we go there, we can go, there's vibe, there's this
Speaker 2: money Tube is a kind of heavy song too, but
Speaker 2: like you could listen to what I understand the lyrics exactly.
Speaker 6: It's one of those songs that if you're stupid, which
Speaker 6: a lot of people are, they won't they they missed
Speaker 6: the entire concept of the of the album, but they're
Speaker 6: just like, oh, this is this is a dope ass
Speaker 6: beat and this is.
Speaker 2: That is That is definitely the best intro Kendrick Lamore album.
Speaker 3: By far, a stupid name because money doesn't ground trees famously,
Speaker 3: that's just great. Yeah, yeah, just.
Speaker 2: The opposite of that song College drop Out by Kanye West. Actually,
Speaker 2: there you go, seetro. That's that's actually a fantastic that's
Speaker 2: a fantastic. A lot of Kanye's old album is great
Speaker 2: for that getting into hip hop.
Speaker 3: For sure. I have something that's a little niche that
Speaker 3: I feel like.
Speaker 2: This is because I would love leave like bars. I
Speaker 2: don't think like Earl sweaters. Oh No, Earl sweater, power
Speaker 2: Boy Flower Boy by by Toddler the creator. Also, yeah,
Speaker 2: Earl sweater, though, Earl sweater, el sweater, Earl's sweater. You
Speaker 2: this guy named Earl sweater, Like like, that's not me,
Speaker 2: it's not me.
Speaker 3: It is my son.
Speaker 2: Earl turtleneck. You can get like a Earl napkin eventually, Earl.
Speaker 2: It's just all the way to okay, all the way
Speaker 2: to just all fabric old twist tissue Earl.
Speaker 6: I think if you did like Earl sweater, you would
Speaker 6: get some some people looking for Earl sweatshirt, or.
Speaker 2: Some traffic. You would get some traffic for already happened.
Speaker 2: I'm already like, we're waylay after that if it didn't, though,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna find out right now. It's like a lot
Speaker 2: of comedy that hasn't happened yet that we assume has
Speaker 2: already happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we think has already done that. But no,
Speaker 3: I think I think that's I think that's real. I
Speaker 3: think that absolutely would happen because there was that guy
Speaker 3: that I think we mentioned on the show, like many
Speaker 3: many many many many many many many many episodes ago now,
Speaker 3: but like there was that weird Al Yankovic guy, Yeah Yankovic, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he just like he had so many songs on
Speaker 3: LimeWire and they were just because there were parodies. Everybody
Speaker 3: was like, oh, yeah, it must be him. There's just
Speaker 3: some fucking guy really traffic traffic out the ass making
Speaker 3: horrible ship.
Speaker 2: There's no earl Sweater on Spotify. You gotta do it, dude.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna so. I'm I'm doing two things that'll be
Speaker 3: my band. It's funny. There's a playlist.
Speaker 2: There's a playlist called earl Sweater, but that's it, just
Speaker 2: a playlist that's brilliant.
Speaker 3: That should be our band. We should call ourselves an
Speaker 3: earl sweater.
Speaker 2: Earl Sweater.
Speaker 3: You wanted you want to do? Dud?
Speaker 2: Did you see?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: I don't think you probably didn't see it. Uh uh.
Speaker 3: For one person, I.
Speaker 2: Think his number one or number two song was the
Speaker 2: song that we did oh on the Spotify rap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't even talk about that either. It was
Speaker 3: anything notable was.
Speaker 2: The same underwhelming though. They're like, hey, this month you
Speaker 2: vibe to this, this.
Speaker 6: Month, you vibe this, and I'm like, well, we're I wanted.
Speaker 6: They normally give more analytics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. I felt like it was a little
Speaker 2: less analytical this year. It was.
Speaker 3: It was definitely was very cut I cut through that.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't give a shit about any
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 6: I did exactly my Spotify artist If you check the
Speaker 6: artist account, it was way better.
Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't done that yet.
Speaker 2: It was way better when I looked at the artist thing.
Speaker 3: It was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: And I was surprised since I only posted two songs
Speaker 2: this year, and literally the second song didn't even count
Speaker 2: because I posted too late in the year. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I was surprised that I was thinking, oh, the so
Speaker 2: it was just like one hundred thousand streams and I
Speaker 2: was thinking, oh, this is gonna be like ninety five
Speaker 2: percent that that.
Speaker 6: Rock, that gay rock thing, but it was only forty percent.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, it's I was surprised it was
Speaker 6: less than half, and so it actually made me feel
Speaker 6: kind of good that there was other people listening to
Speaker 6: other shit than just that stupid fucking gay cover.
Speaker 3: Which song was the one that we did we Love
Speaker 3: to Love. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah we did that only one. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: we did that one last year. And then it has
Speaker 3: an okay amount of.
Speaker 6: Listens And I saw some person that was like one
Speaker 6: of their most listened songs, and somebody else was like
Speaker 6: like they were.
Speaker 3: Just they really liked that.
Speaker 2: I was like, I probably I should write something else
Speaker 2: for that, you know, like write another vibe for that.
Speaker 3: And then it's Earl Sweater.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have a project called Earl Sweater and it's
Speaker 2: gonna be like kind of like punk ship I have.
Speaker 3: I have a band name that I'm sitting on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like I don't want to you don't want to put
Speaker 3: it out. I don't want to put it out. I'll
Speaker 3: show you because I think it's I think it's fucking great.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they gave us these weird fucking names like
Speaker 2: I got like Pink Palette, Boombat, Princess.
Speaker 3: That what does that mean?
Speaker 2: What the are you saying? I got Pink Pallette, Princess Wrestling,
Speaker 2: boom Bags.
Speaker 3: And Kingston. That's X videos wrap up would be it
Speaker 3: would be having X videos wrap up in the first place.
Speaker 3: But you haven't porn hum for sure, yes, they're pornhob right.
Speaker 3: You you jerked off to fourteen dogs this year.
Speaker 2: It's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Here's the deal?
Speaker 2: Where were you? Like?
Speaker 3: I didn't see dogs ever.
Speaker 2: You mean if there's a if there's a pornhub wrap up,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start using Pornhub.
Speaker 3: Pornhub wrap up would be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I was just Uh the only time
Speaker 6: I've ever done anything related to Pornhub was on the
Speaker 6: podcast because it says, uh, midgets with big dicks.
Speaker 3: Do I remember that?
Speaker 2: That was like a week ago? Yeah, you remember remember that?
Speaker 2: Remember that? Remember that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So those are those are some uh yeah, there's
Speaker 3: some those are some recommendations. I would have nothing to
Speaker 3: offer you hit hit hit up more for uh message,
Speaker 3: I might have some more stuff.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, another Mets would be good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My artists are the same, it's been for the last
Speaker 2: five years. What it's like always let me pause, put
Speaker 2: a ship.
Speaker 3: You fucking Yeah. I just wrote them down because we
Speaker 3: talked about it sacred too, but it was what do
Speaker 3: I have? Obviously Anderson pack uh, Devin Townsend, David David.
Speaker 2: Heard him.
Speaker 3: That, and H and the Bronx and the Bronx.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 6: I know, I don't remember off the top of my head.
Speaker 6: I know I listened to this song called Miracle by
Speaker 6: a Day to remember, like way too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that was there. I most playing songs were ridiculous.
Speaker 3: It made no sense because one of the well, it's
Speaker 3: just weird because it was like one of them. It
Speaker 3: was it was Mama said by the Shirley's you know that.
Speaker 2: Song when when were you?
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, I don't know why I get I
Speaker 3: remember listening to a lot of it just for no re.
Speaker 3: I think because I was like trying to come up
Speaker 3: with like videos and like I listened to like a
Speaker 3: lot of music from like a long ass time ago
Speaker 3: to think of like intros and.
Speaker 2: Stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Us in the recap I have, like I think,
Speaker 3: what is it Rodrigo Gabriella just like an acoustic track,
Speaker 3: autistic track. But but so it's like Mama said, is
Speaker 3: in the middle of there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, there will be day this, There'll be
Speaker 2: day like this. Yeah. I like usual the Junk Jungle
Speaker 2: another one another classic west Side Gun the Alchemist of
Speaker 2: course and Kendrick the Alchemist stupid, Oh my goodness, like
Speaker 2: other people, I would be like, all right, but the alchemism,
Speaker 2: like he's the goal. Like I'm gonna be honest, I
Speaker 2: was not really in paint what you were saying. I
Speaker 2: was just saying, we're just.
Speaker 3: What is wrong with us?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 3: Look, thanks everybody who who we ended up on their
Speaker 3: Spotify raps by the way, a lot of that very
Speaker 3: very cool. I also found out that apparently we could
Speaker 3: have been like there are a lot of people messaged
Speaker 3: me about like, hey, I you're my main pot podcast
Speaker 3: that I listened to, but I listened on YouTube.
Speaker 2: You weren't in my YouTube raps. And I was like, oh, weird.
Speaker 3: And then I realized that like, oh you can label
Speaker 3: like playlists, you have to like basically make videos a
Speaker 3: playlist and then make that playlist a podcast, and then
Speaker 3: it'll register and it'll get sucked into the the algorithm
Speaker 3: for podcast which we're so bad at this fucking insane
Speaker 3: I don't know, why are we not do that? I
Speaker 3: did that right, Oh, I went through. I went through,
Speaker 3: and I I saw some duplicates in there, and I
Speaker 3: undid some of the duplicates. But like, so there's a playlist. Now,
Speaker 3: there's a playlist now for uh, the Stark Tank podcast
Speaker 3: that is that actually functions as a podcast on YouTube,
Speaker 3: because I think if you if you don't have YouTube Premium,
Speaker 3: I don't think you can listen to YouTube videos with
Speaker 3: the with the screen locked. You can't. You have to
Speaker 3: do the picture and pictures. But I think, but I
Speaker 3: do think if it's a I think if it's a podcast,
Speaker 3: it works.
Speaker 2: So that's that's I think.
Speaker 3: I don't understand why you would have a separate designation
Speaker 3: if not for that, you know what I mean. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'll just I have an old phone I can test
Speaker 3: it on. Yeah, that's what I assume. Anyway, I could
Speaker 3: be wrong, but the point is that playlist exists now,
Speaker 3: so if anybody was curious about that, it'll be.
Speaker 2: But yeah, guys, fucking awesome, Like it's it's all awesome
Speaker 2: seeing to me, especially for me specifically since I'm like
Speaker 2: an avid Cometown listener. Even though it's gone, I still
Speaker 2: like cycled through a lot of the clips. I haven't
Speaker 2: heard everything they've put out. Uh, seeing like one of
Speaker 2: the lists thing that like we're above come Town was
Speaker 2: like that's crazy to me.
Speaker 3: Crazy, i'most like that that's not we are.
Speaker 2: But I know it probably least at least I'm sure
Speaker 2: it helped that our our podcasts are way longer, so
Speaker 2: it helps us shut out.
Speaker 3: But still, even seeing that visually, I was like, we're.
Speaker 2: Definitely, We're definitely we can tell which which podcasts, Uh,
Speaker 2: we are very similar.
Speaker 3: To It's interesting sleep.
Speaker 2: Oh, sure, because we're friends with most of them, so
Speaker 2: that's that's clearly we would It would makes sense that
Speaker 2: we have some lay to them. Come town.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of uh sort of comedic sense.
Speaker 2: Crossover, especially that gay When we do that gay stuff,
Speaker 2: it travels pretty far because I don't know, it's almost
Speaker 2: alluded to, like I swear to somebody. I haven't seen
Speaker 2: a footprint, but there were some people saying it said
Speaker 2: like Nick Mullen approved, and I thought I was like,
Speaker 2: did was somebody? Did they say something? But I've seen
Speaker 2: no knows.
Speaker 3: I've seen some of that stuff too, like some weird
Speaker 3: stuff like like oh I'm I'm I remember getting a
Speaker 3: comments like oh I came here because of Sinna.
Speaker 2: I'm like what.
Speaker 3: Oh, And then there was like no, but it's like
Speaker 3: a streamer. It's like a really popular stream and I'm like,
Speaker 3: there's no but I saw anothering it was like, what,
Speaker 3: that can't be real. There's no shots since watching this
Speaker 3: shoot that'd be cool to have.
Speaker 2: If you are.
Speaker 3: She's your type, you're type whatever, whatever, ambiguous, You don't
Speaker 3: look like we're gonna get stopped anywhere.
Speaker 2: Ethnic enough for me to enjoy you, but not ethinic
Speaker 2: enough for me to be scared to be know that
Speaker 2: I'm around you. That's insane, it's crazy, but I've definitely
Speaker 2: done that, so I believe that the anyway, let's move on.
Speaker 2: So yeah, like, uh, my grandma, le get your scared.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, the uh it was really it's
Speaker 3: really cool saying uh. And it's so funny, like there's
Speaker 3: some some of these raps that I was saying uh,
Speaker 3: I was tagged on Twitter on Instagram, and some of
Speaker 3: them are fucking hilarious because like we are such a
Speaker 3: black sheep in some people's listening, Like some people have
Speaker 3: like these really Like I saw one where it was like,
Speaker 3: I can't remember what the name of the show. It
Speaker 3: was like an NPR show. It's like an NPR show
Speaker 3: and then it's uh, and then it's us and then
Speaker 3: it's like uh, Alana and some other people critical role
Speaker 3: that Joe Santagato, those guys, and I'm just like, what
Speaker 3: the we we are so clear? Like if there was
Speaker 3: a basket of apples and there's one poison one, like
Speaker 3: that's us in that.
Speaker 2: App that basket. Yeah, it's like the game where's like
Speaker 2: there's one cup that's a death cup. Like it's like
Speaker 2: that's the death cup. That's great, But we're the death cup.
Speaker 2: We're like the final stage of like.
Speaker 3: Progressiveness before before it gets to like really bad.
Speaker 6: We're like we're like I think I think we're Yeah,
Speaker 6: I actually I liked it. I think we're exactly where
Speaker 6: we need to.
Speaker 2: Be, like it, Yeah, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3: Like I couldn't. I wouldn't want to go any safer
Speaker 3: and I wouldn't want to go any darker in that area. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: I think I think i'd go more progressive, but I
Speaker 2: would still nullify all that by the fucked up things
Speaker 2: I would say right after.
Speaker 3: You're the most schizophrenic person here. Absolutely, I am a true.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, it's just wild's I've always been like that.
Speaker 3: You easily said the worst stuff on the show, which
Speaker 3: is great.
Speaker 2: It can get. There is clearly going to be a
Speaker 2: compilation of you disparaging.
Speaker 9: The Jews, the Jews everyone else, like like if women
Speaker 9: like Jews, women, whites, Jews women and worse right after that,
Speaker 9: but I helped you wake.
Speaker 3: Up shipping on them Jews and trying to hit some bitches.
Speaker 2: I hit my wife. She's white and Jewish and I
Speaker 2: hit her.
Speaker 6: Oh there was an update, uh, the the Canadian Jewish
Speaker 6: wife and I do it right, Yeah, bars man, there
Speaker 6: was an update, a small little update that the Canadian authorities,
Speaker 6: the authorities are still looking for.
Speaker 3: Uh mama j f Oh really that's up for tips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I I saw that.
Speaker 3: Asking for tips four years. She's she's she's bones, she's bones,
Speaker 3: and she's clear. She's a green skeleton right now? Was
Speaker 3: she poisoned? Damage?
Speaker 2: How you turned green?
Speaker 3: Did they remember that? I was thinking of like the
Speaker 3: green goblin bomb.
Speaker 2: Had his mom like his grandma out You saw that,
Speaker 2: like the skin but not the bone a bone.
Speaker 6: At this point, it's been over a year, she's bones,
Speaker 6: she's sucking bones and uh. And they were like, hey,
Speaker 6: if anyone stars any tips, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, how do the maggots get in the box.
Speaker 2: She's been she's.
Speaker 3: Been bones for longer than she's been dead.
Speaker 2: Maybe my pot. I don't know how how long it takes.
Speaker 3: That's not that's not possible. But you get what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I know it's.
Speaker 2: Uh always a live bone. Yes, they always have bones,
Speaker 2: so stupid, but uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's there was there was an update with this stream.
Speaker 6: They were talking about Jeff apparently like he looks like
Speaker 6: he fled his.
Speaker 2: Uh Quebec.
Speaker 3: I think it's the same. Yeah, like they're just.
Speaker 6: Canada, right, he fled that area, and so I am.
Speaker 2: I think they were kind of zeroing in on him,
Speaker 2: which I just are they all dumb? I don't get
Speaker 2: it because it's been like it's it's been so long,
Speaker 2: no one. She's a skeletons, so they can't even if
Speaker 2: they found her, they couldn't even tell how she died
Speaker 2: at this point. So I'm like, they just fucked that up.
Speaker 2: Number two, it's I there was no press conference. I've seen,
Speaker 2: no no mention from the.
Speaker 6: Mom or dad or family, or no marker of anything
Speaker 6: other than if you search for her name or something
Speaker 6: on like the first or second page. One of my
Speaker 6: tweets is one of the things because I was asking
Speaker 6: about like yo, like I think earlier this year I
Speaker 6: think I was like, oo, any updates?
Speaker 3: What the fuck? Like, why is literally no one talking
Speaker 3: about this?
Speaker 2: And also the true crime people's.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's a gold mine, dude, like you're missing out.
Speaker 3: It's insane, You're not. Yeah, I don't know, man, that
Speaker 3: whole situation is insane. The fact that no one has
Speaker 3: been talking about it, the fact that it's been clearly
Speaker 3: too long. I guess people just don't give a shit
Speaker 3: about French Canadians. I think that's like the only takeaway
Speaker 3: is I think that's the case because her family's like, oh,
Speaker 3: she's missing, but like she's French Canadians because we will
Speaker 3: make that child, we will build another baby. The m
Speaker 3: m a guy.
Speaker 2: Uh Jason Pier No, uh, Pierre Paul, give me give
Speaker 2: me some French Canadian if I'm not mistaken, George George Pierre.
Speaker 2: He's fruscating, right he is. Pierre. Of course I should
Speaker 2: mess it to him, be like, hey, man, you want
Speaker 2: to give this some because he always posts weird ship
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, he's one of those weirdos that
Speaker 2: you would go on Joe Rogan's podcast a million years
Speaker 2: ago and talk about like uh he was like he
Speaker 2: was in a paleontology, but like he was.
Speaker 3: Kind of weird about it that he believed like weird things.
Speaker 2: About jocast idea idea.
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan's podcast in the Jurassic Era is Joe Rogan
Speaker 3: interviewing a caveman. He was talking about.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Oh so like so like like ten okay, like ten.
Speaker 3: Thousand BC, we'll do flint. So he's like he's doing
Speaker 3: obviously he's doing his podcast.
Speaker 6: You know, like like it has makes sense that you
Speaker 6: set up a rule and I was in that rule.
Speaker 3: Get Yeah, he's cave and they're just like bewildered at
Speaker 3: like obvious everyday things. Like it's like when yeah, man,
Speaker 3: like I pour one on the ground and like a
Speaker 3: green fucking thing came out.
Speaker 2: Is that with the green thing, there's a little furry
Speaker 2: thing that I kept following me and learning of danger,
Speaker 2: And I was like, I think I'll keep him this world, Joe,
Speaker 2: it is big world. He sounds like it is big, scary, scary.
Speaker 2: I never really thought of that. When scary everything was
Speaker 2: when he gets dark, Joe, I'm really scared. When the
Speaker 2: sun goes by bye, I get scared and cold.
Speaker 3: My uncle, my uncle go sleep no wiccom, No, wiccom, Wow,
Speaker 3: why did that happen?
Speaker 2: Alien? They haven't understanding.
Speaker 3: Who barely smarter than them?
Speaker 2: Modern is barely.
Speaker 3: He's actually saying, not only is he barely smarter, he's
Speaker 3: like significantly less enlightened.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like he's asking no questions to clarify when he's like.
Speaker 2: I.
Speaker 3: Sun come up and dark and cold, but the earth
Speaker 3: is flat out.
Speaker 2: No stops that, Joe.
Speaker 3: No, the curve when we go on mountain, these curved down,
Speaker 3: the statue monument down.
Speaker 2: We don't know that for sure?
Speaker 5: We have you have you have you actually seen the
Speaker 5: entire you retard? You even thought about it?
Speaker 2: Are going to retarded?
Speaker 3: A prehistoric podcast? Top tier?
Speaker 2: Are you retard? That's amazing that that word exists. That's
Speaker 2: like back then, when do you think the idea of
Speaker 2: aliens became a thing for Cavemn? Was it probably pretty
Speaker 2: early into it was so fast, I don't think I
Speaker 2: actually don't think so.
Speaker 3: I think it was gods before aliens though, yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean ultimately, because I just don't think they would have
Speaker 3: a concept that there was another place at all, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, like another like that, like that
Speaker 3: there even would be machines.
Speaker 2: They are not dumber than we are actually, but they
Speaker 2: just have less exposure to stuff. So in concept, no,
Speaker 2: not necessary.
Speaker 3: I think I don't think. I don't think they're definitely
Speaker 3: not as smart. I don't think we sure humans were stupid.
Speaker 3: Really I'm not saying stupid, but like the well they are,
Speaker 3: we're stupid now ye, Like but.
Speaker 2: Like there they were less knowledgeable, but not less aptible
Speaker 2: to learning. I think that's why I don't know if
Speaker 2: I agree with that. It's to be honest, I don't
Speaker 2: really care to explore that. I feel like, it's what
Speaker 2: are they going to argue? I've had to think because
Speaker 2: like if a Caveman space time, he goes on the
Speaker 2: he goes on the fucking debate.
Speaker 10: Floor and he he goes, he doesn't, he doesn't cave
Speaker 10: versus twenty Uh, Caven versus twenty Trump supporters, Juliae.
Speaker 2: Caveman is making way more though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they said him in, they sent him in the
Speaker 3: middle of the room and he the supporters goes like, uh,
Speaker 3: you know what about Hillary Clint's emails, goes, he just
Speaker 3: pulls at a club.
Speaker 2: God, what about the three hundred thousand children that are gone?
Speaker 2: He's like they were taken by sponsors, most of them
Speaker 2: not taken and sold into sex trafficking. That he knows
Speaker 2: what he knows, that dumb idea, why you so stupid
Speaker 2: me want ripe arms off and slaughter you here but
Speaker 2: suppressing urge never mind and at the end of each
Speaker 2: time the thing and then just smash, slap, ear.
Speaker 3: And the people who go up like get progressively more
Speaker 3: like nervous. They're still coming, still going.
Speaker 2: They're really so.
Speaker 3: Run they have to run up, and then they're scared.
Speaker 3: They really have to like they really have to make
Speaker 3: their point and they have to.
Speaker 2: Like, well, I understand that you're a cave man and
Speaker 2: you're you're you're probably unless evolved than I am.
Speaker 3: And that dude just grabbed just.
Speaker 2: There's a little resistance, like he let him talk for
Speaker 2: like three minutes straight, like Benjami just wouldn't shut the
Speaker 2: funk up, and he's just nodding good, good, yeah, and
Speaker 2: then he just pulls his eyes out. He finishes with
Speaker 2: his face like a fucking like the Spike kids when
Speaker 2: they made the first they fucked up that guy that
Speaker 2: was the alien dude, he just finished with his face
Speaker 2: and it looks like fucking Gumby afterwards, think you're better
Speaker 2: than that turns into the can't break Benjapiro.
Speaker 6: That's saying transit benchparal fucking double looks exactly like the
Speaker 6: blood though there's blood.
Speaker 2: Yeah. In the day before we learned more about ship,
Speaker 2: we had more ability to mold the world around, so
Speaker 2: we have to like change the world by his thoughts.
Speaker 2: We had alchemy.
Speaker 6: We lost alchemy, you know from iPhones Man's truly lose alchemy.
Speaker 2: It was I think if you really look back homosexuality
Speaker 2: and in the internet have a All right, let's put forward.
Speaker 2: There's a line there. Let's put forward. We got your
Speaker 2: we got your stupid question. Go listen to that music,
Speaker 2: I guess. Oh yeah, go listen to stuff. Yeah, to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be my recommendation. If you like Spider Verse,
Speaker 3: you'll love Down with the Sickness.
Speaker 2: He's like the only die hard Disturbed fan nowadays.
Speaker 3: Go listen to Higher by Creed. Oh that's fire.
Speaker 6: That's gonna be my next gay thing is a Creed song.
Speaker 6: Not sure if it's gonna be Higher or with Arms
Speaker 6: Wide Open, because with arms Wide opens and it's a layup.
Speaker 6: Everybody understands what that's gonna be t ball. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 6: so Hire, I have a little bit more.
Speaker 2: To play with. So I'm like, should I just like
Speaker 2: be creative or should I just be lazy and just
Speaker 2: do the It's one of those two though, Yeah, that
Speaker 2: should be fun.
Speaker 3: All right, saddest substance. Wait, no, it just looks like
Speaker 3: Comrode and he says hello fellas from my novella's wishing.
Speaker 2: You all a happy December.
Speaker 3: Y'all remember Bloody Roar?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, what a good time that was and sad that
Speaker 3: it's dead. I wish it could be brought back by someone.
Speaker 3: What is a game series would you would like to
Speaker 3: be brought back from the dead? And also what studio
Speaker 3: would you entrust with its revival? Cheers your queers. Damn
Speaker 3: Bloody War is a good one because Bloady War two
Speaker 3: is one of my favorite fighting games. I love blood
Speaker 3: Bloody War two specifically. There's something I don't know what
Speaker 3: it is about that game specifically, It's just the sound
Speaker 3: design is great, Like the the voices for all the
Speaker 3: characters are great. I think it's got like the right
Speaker 3: amount of like ps one shimmer, like there's like enough detail,
Speaker 3: but like it's still like vague, you know that's.
Speaker 2: A good would be crazy, it'd be a really so
Speaker 2: it's done.
Speaker 3: The insect, Insect, the Chameleon, Law, the Tiger.
Speaker 2: I loved that game. Was so fucking broken.
Speaker 3: Broken in every game, and he was fun. They had
Speaker 3: the weird flippy fucking shins.
Speaker 6: He had this fucking like a ten thousand fisht thing, damn.
Speaker 6: And they had shin long where he was like, uh,
Speaker 6: it was like the little essentially. Yeah, there was Shena,
Speaker 6: the leopard, gotcho. What's his stupid name?
Speaker 2: His name is?
Speaker 3: His name's Cat, the.
Speaker 2: Lion, Gotto, the Lion, He's the he's the boss. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: the guy with the spiked up here. Yes.
Speaker 6: The dragon ball Z character will also she Shana or whatever.
Speaker 6: The her name is Sheena or Shana. She looked like
Speaker 6: another it was.
Speaker 3: The chameleon was dope and he was cool. He was like,
Speaker 3: that name is so cool.
Speaker 2: I love he hasd to I play his his theme
Speaker 2: song a lot. The main character, I wish they gave him.
Speaker 2: His kicks were so ass in the game. I was like,
Speaker 2: why does he not have any decent cakes? He's a
Speaker 2: mixed martial artist and I'm like, who the wolf dude.
Speaker 2: He was a m M A fight.
Speaker 3: He was he was he was just he was just
Speaker 3: a boxer. Really, That's why he didn't That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: He was a kick.
Speaker 3: He's just a boxer.
Speaker 2: He would do that front flip kick was crazy. You go,
Speaker 2: you go, you go, the only the only thing he
Speaker 2: would do.
Speaker 6: So you do that and you would do that flip
Speaker 6: and then it would it was that kick that is
Speaker 6: that is an actual kick, right, But he didn't do
Speaker 6: He was basically a boxer with almost no kicks. That's why,
Speaker 6: like all of his moves was just all like evasive
Speaker 6: and fucking like hooks and ship and he would he
Speaker 6: would talk.
Speaker 3: He would say two one upper and you would say
Speaker 3: ship like that. I literally have I think I literally
Speaker 3: actually have Bloody War in the PS one in my
Speaker 3: living room right now, and it's so good.
Speaker 6: The versus screen has a fucking organ wheeling in it,
Speaker 6: and yeah, it's I love.
Speaker 2: The replay too, like whenever you would like get like
Speaker 2: a ring out.
Speaker 3: Like a stable. I love that ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was like the three.
Speaker 3: The three quick assion.
Speaker 2: It's like one two three and then you would say
Speaker 2: from different angles.
Speaker 6: Jenny was definitely like game like that ship. No, that
Speaker 6: was she was the slut the bat like straight up,
Speaker 6: she was like a whore basically because then she would
Speaker 6: try into like a naked bad essentially, and one of
Speaker 6: her moves when she wasn't a bat right, so she
Speaker 6: would speaking, she'd be like step on.
Speaker 3: You and be like, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: And then she would do this like spinning kick thing
Speaker 6: and like like she She's like.
Speaker 2: She was so slutty and I was pretty much Morgan
Speaker 2: Morgan separated.
Speaker 3: She was great. Man, the damn I love that game.
Speaker 6: The fucking sound effects too, like the gorging bite sounds
Speaker 6: so like if you hear like say a grab attack
Speaker 6: with like when you when you change it like like
Speaker 6: you here, Like it was like teeth sinking in the meat.
Speaker 2: And it's just like, oh, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know what happened with that game? Man, Like that, that
Speaker 3: game had all the makings of something great and then
Speaker 3: it was just like or something what star.
Speaker 6: Cock comparatively so it was on a GameCube. It was
Speaker 6: all cleaned up, way less blood. Like one of my
Speaker 6: favorite things was a buck rough the mole. He would
Speaker 6: impale you and when he would take his cloud, it
Speaker 6: would just be gushing so much blood. And then on
Speaker 6: three it was like, I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: And then they put in an some gay alien as
Speaker 3: the boss that no one cares.
Speaker 2: I remember they made the alien the final boss, and allow,
Speaker 2: what is this?
Speaker 3: What are you doing to my game?
Speaker 2: And then and the yeah, just kind of one that
Speaker 2: I think it was just three. If there was four,
Speaker 2: I might have been the fourth one. Nobody cared. I
Speaker 2: don't fucking know about it, and I'm like, what the
Speaker 2: fucking ever played it?
Speaker 3: Look it up? I'm curious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see. If I could bring back a game franchise,
Speaker 2: it would probably be I love that disappeared Metroid. But uh, but.
Speaker 3: What would it be the ship? There was a Blade
Speaker 3: four and I didn't play it x X was it was?
Speaker 2: Apparently, asked, hot ass, how the fuck did I miss this? Sixty?
Speaker 2: Let me see? No, it couldn't have been what No way,
Speaker 2: it was two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: It's two three? Yeah, so it's an Xbox PS two. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I missed that. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I missed it too, I know if I only played
Speaker 3: the second one. Though, to be fair, I never played two,
Speaker 3: three or one.
Speaker 2: What's the game franchise that's gone that I'd like them
Speaker 2: to bring back.
Speaker 3: That's kind of the thing, right, is like everything's been
Speaker 3: brought back in some way, shape or form.
Speaker 2: I like to see Kane, but like, see Kane just
Speaker 2: came out, right, didn't it, Dude?
Speaker 3: Four days. I'm so fucking I'm so pumped. There's a
Speaker 3: lot actually coming out in the next couple of days,
Speaker 3: you know, Marvel Rivals, there's that. I mean, I guess
Speaker 3: Mouthwatching is out alright, and I finished it. It's not
Speaker 3: gonna probably I want that came though, But Indiana Jones
Speaker 3: is coming out in a couple of days. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: curious about God about that game. Yeah, I'm curious about it.
Speaker 3: I don't care about Indiana Jones really.
Speaker 2: At all, but uh, you can.
Speaker 3: I like, I like machine games. I think they're whipping
Speaker 3: me only whips.
Speaker 2: Whipping people are so fucking funny. I double whipping set
Speaker 2: them on fire, and demon souls and I whipped the
Speaker 2: fuck out of demons and it's war.
Speaker 3: It's crazy to me that studio just makes games where
Speaker 3: you kill Nazis, like they just make Wolfenstein and now
Speaker 3: Indiana Jones literally just like we specialized in making Janazi,
Speaker 3: MA very good.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 6: I want Annie Musher to come back. But then yeah,
Speaker 6: le see, oh yeah, I want to come back, but
Speaker 6: I don't think it's going to because it didn't when
Speaker 6: they remastered The Warlords.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well so I played it.
Speaker 2: I played a little bit of it. I love that game.
Speaker 2: It's I love that game so much.
Speaker 6: But uh, number three is so fucking good to me,
Speaker 6: and I know because there's gonna be a myriad of problems,
Speaker 6: gonna be license issues, of likeness issues. They said they
Speaker 6: fucking put in John Reno in the game. Like I
Speaker 6: was like, so, what are.
Speaker 2: They gonna do. There's a lot of things that they
Speaker 2: gotta do that I feel like it just kind of
Speaker 2: can't over. They could make a new one.
Speaker 6: But it's just yeah, no one, It's it's too niche, unfortunately,
Speaker 6: and it makes me sad because I think that that
Speaker 6: series is so undervalued. They made one of the games,
Speaker 6: one of the games I follow really fucking suon because
Speaker 6: they put some like Final Fantasy looking guy in it,
Speaker 6: and I was like, it's called like don of Dreams,
Speaker 6: and I was like, what the fuck is this? Don't
Speaker 6: don't do this. It was always very grounded with demons.
Speaker 6: It's like, you know, grounded, everyone's grounded. And then they
Speaker 6: put in some fucking stupid white guy and they look
Speaker 6: like I was like, you're Japanese, I guess or something.
Speaker 2: What are you?
Speaker 3: I don't know what this is. There's so there's two.
Speaker 3: There's two that come to mind. Uh, Medieval which was
Speaker 3: like it was like a PS one kind of like
Speaker 3: Hack and Slash. Did they not remember that? Well, they
Speaker 3: remastered it, but like they remissed the first one. I
Speaker 3: don't think they're gonna do a second one because it
Speaker 3: was kind of like an Onnemisha thing. Oh, it's like
Speaker 3: it's very specific. Yeah, but I just feel like, I
Speaker 3: don't know. I love that character design, and I love
Speaker 3: the idea of that game, which is like this war
Speaker 3: hero dies and he's like remembered, like in the animals
Speaker 3: of it. In his body is like an a mazzle
Speaker 3: in like a museum and he's like celebrated, but the
Speaker 3: real story is that he was the first person to
Speaker 3: die and he sucked. I love that idea. And then
Speaker 3: he like he just gets resurrected and has to missing
Speaker 3: his eye, right, he's he's missing hist he got an
Speaker 3: arrow to the eye and like he's missing his jaw
Speaker 3: and he can't talk. I love the idea of like
Speaker 3: this loser having to like like having to actually be
Speaker 3: a hero yea after I think it's such a cool idea,
Speaker 3: and it's got like this weird British like dry humor
Speaker 3: to it. I would love like a new Medieval. I
Speaker 3: feel like they could really kill a New Medieval and
Speaker 3: Destroll Humans for the same reason I think Destroll Humans
Speaker 3: is dope. I love that's the way it came back
Speaker 3: and stopped again. Yeah, this is the curse of that
Speaker 3: that franchise. It's like one two, and then we'll put
Speaker 3: a third one on WI with none of the original
Speaker 3: voice actors, and then we'll do a third one on
Speaker 3: three sixty that's like broken beyond recognition that nobody loves.
Speaker 3: It's like, what the fuck you doing? Just pick a
Speaker 3: third one? And then they do oh one remake to
Speaker 3: remake and then and then the publisher yeah goes fucking
Speaker 3: under and then they sell it again and it's just like, fuck,
Speaker 3: I never got my I never got my Destrollal Humans
Speaker 3: three and I want it because the first of all,
Speaker 3: the I just love like Roswell alien stuff, and being
Speaker 3: able to play as like a roswell like modern tech.
Speaker 2: It's cool.
Speaker 3: I love like the It's like Fallout mixed with like
Speaker 3: Ratchet and Clank in some way where it's like, here's
Speaker 3: like fun you know weapons like here's a gun that
Speaker 3: like makes meteors come from the fucking sky. Here's an
Speaker 3: anal probe. But also you got like this old these
Speaker 3: old like fifties radio James listening. That's all I care about.
Speaker 3: It's fun. I don't know, man, I like Derek prob
Speaker 3: just go around and probe everyone. That's I mean, that's
Speaker 3: that's the type of shit I'd wanted to shuit.
Speaker 2: I was playing that game.
Speaker 3: I was playing that game. I was playing the game
Speaker 3: in two.
Speaker 2: Thousand and four.
Speaker 3: It's like like eleven year old, like like shooting civilians
Speaker 3: in nineteen fifties USA with anal probes and my parents
Speaker 3: are like, looks fun. He's having a great time. Is
Speaker 3: that fucking the crew.
Speaker 2: Cuts that they know about that music?
Speaker 3: Probably my dad probably a little bit, but not really
Speaker 3: that was after this time.
Speaker 2: If I bring him a game back, this is probably
Speaker 2: a super niche one. It's a game called Mega man
Speaker 2: Uh Meet and Kingdom don't tell me, don't Are we
Speaker 2: on the same page? Well, Mega Man X or which
Speaker 2: one I'm thinking. I'm thinking Mega Man. I you see
Speaker 2: Legend legends. Brother, it's legends. There's another name for it too,
Speaker 2: because it was on another console with a different name.
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistake, I think it was Mega Man Legends.
Speaker 3: There might have been an N sixty four version.
Speaker 2: That I might have been that it was something because
Speaker 2: one was on PS two one it was PS one,
Speaker 2: it was the one was another one on there.
Speaker 3: It might have been.
Speaker 6: Because I know sometimes like like killing Stink Gold, like
Speaker 6: it was its own thing, you know, instead of it
Speaker 6: being killing C two.
Speaker 2: So it might have been that. But it's just it's
Speaker 2: just known as Mega Man Legends.
Speaker 3: So I have three.
Speaker 2: I've had that one Mega Man Legends. Of course i'd
Speaker 2: bring that back. It'd be so cool. There's a guy
Speaker 2: that's like, isn't there making his own Yeah, So I'm waiting.
Speaker 2: I hope he because I hope he actually gets. I
Speaker 2: feel like when he's almost on the cusp of finishing it,
Speaker 2: they'll fucking you'll shut it down and stop that. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna take that framework. Thanks, fucking dumb bitch. Capcom Guns Boom.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 6: With that because so the first two ones it's turning
Speaker 6: with the ex buster that's crazy.
Speaker 2: No, don't do it.
Speaker 6: Mega Man Legends is so funny enough. The extra Ammo
Speaker 6: that will be out later today.
Speaker 2: The very end.
Speaker 6: Since I've been putting outro music is a Maga Maat
Speaker 6: Legends track, and like I just put it on the outro.
Speaker 6: It's it's not allowed to yes, absolutely, none of it's.
Speaker 6: None of it's I like video game music that's not
Speaker 6: copyright claimed. Oh say yeah, like all you you can.
Speaker 6: You can use what as long as it's not because
Speaker 6: it would be logistical a nightmare if you started copyright
Speaker 6: claiming all this fucking music in video games, right, that's true,
Speaker 6: So yeah, you can.
Speaker 3: Anything like that.
Speaker 6: I use a lot of old Capcom stuff because it's
Speaker 6: just all anyway, long story short, I just use it
Speaker 6: as one of my favorite video game soundtracks of all time.
Speaker 6: Magama Legends game such a fucking great game, and I
Speaker 6: want to remaster so badly. And then three got canceled.
Speaker 6: Uh it was gonna be on which DS one of
Speaker 6: those things cancel never came out. I love that franchise.
Speaker 6: Even though I'm an X guy, I'm a Mega Man
Speaker 6: X guy. I think regular Mega mans gay, except for
Speaker 6: Megma Legends.
Speaker 3: That's so instantly.
Speaker 2: I like Mega Man. So the sequel to the X
Speaker 2: series was called Mega Man Zero. What's on game Boy
Speaker 2: Advance right? I would love a fifth one of those
Speaker 2: games so badly. I never got into those, but they're
Speaker 2: so good. If do you have a switch, Yeah, Joe,
Speaker 2: give a switch. I'll lend you have the cartridge for
Speaker 2: like does the X whole entire franchise. I'll let you borrow.
Speaker 2: It's a really, really dope game.
Speaker 3: I'll check it out. I just never to me.
Speaker 6: At a certain point, I was like, God, damn, there's
Speaker 6: too many of these games, and I just felt, oh,
Speaker 6: there's and then I give it back.
Speaker 2: I have it, I have your Skyroam, have it. You
Speaker 2: can have it. I don't need it. You can have it.
Speaker 2: I don't need it.
Speaker 3: I've offered to give it to you before.
Speaker 2: You're like, I don't need it, I don't need it.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna bost never give it back. That's what
Speaker 2: your plan is. Now. You're like, I'm just gonna do
Speaker 2: the same thing. Oh man, that's crazy. I use this pack,
Speaker 2: but another one Castlevania. I want a new Castlevania. New
Speaker 2: Caslvania would be bad.
Speaker 3: I did just uh I think I just purchased.
Speaker 2: Rondo and Symphony one of the ones that was.
Speaker 6: I don't I don't fucking know. I don't know any
Speaker 6: of the time. I never I never got past the
Speaker 6: Super Nintendo ones, so you get the old one. I'm
Speaker 6: fucking like so lost of all the so those are
Speaker 6: the best ones I had to.
Speaker 2: So I had to read and see like these three.
Speaker 3: D ones, right, sivanis PS one, I think it is
Speaker 3: PS one thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that the Sivinis PS one, I know for sure.
Speaker 2: I had to read like to see which ones I
Speaker 2: should buy, because I think there was like a three
Speaker 2: sixty one or something, and there was someone like this
Speaker 2: one's good, but this one's not good, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know where there's a Star remake where you
Speaker 2: play like this four like one V like a four
Speaker 2: player version where you're like killing you're killing things throughout
Speaker 2: the map against people, and it's really cool. That's like
Speaker 2: I sort of like a competitive version of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess it was really interesting, but I just love
Speaker 2: that franchise. I think it's so good. I love it
Speaker 2: the University.
Speaker 6: I mean, especially watching that Netflix series, it really got
Speaker 6: me like interested, or was like I want to like
Speaker 6: get more into this God I.
Speaker 3: Love still still a good game. Yeah, I'm really bad
Speaker 3: at the top five, top five video games.
Speaker 2: I think genuine to fay night. But I also I'm
Speaker 2: a Metroid fan. Like when I played my first one,
Speaker 2: I was like, right, this is the best kind of
Speaker 2: video game ever to me.
Speaker 6: It was super Metroid was was special to me back
Speaker 6: in the day. But then I kind of that's another
Speaker 6: franchise that I fell off.
Speaker 2: That's another franchise I just didn't continue where I was like, man,
Speaker 2: this is really sick. And then I just played every
Speaker 2: single two D Metro game to completion.
Speaker 3: That's interested them. I love those games. I should have
Speaker 3: because I was.
Speaker 6: I was to the point where it's like, oh, I
Speaker 6: have like a I have Samist fucking statues, and I
Speaker 6: for some reason, I was like like I just I
Speaker 6: was like, I really have just this weird nostalgia for
Speaker 6: this specific moment in time, and I don't know anything
Speaker 6: about franchise.
Speaker 2: I wanted. I wanted to the Samus Doll where she
Speaker 2: has her armor off, you know, she just doesn't think
Speaker 2: when her armor comes off the post she does. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I wanted that so bad and my grandma would
Speaker 2: not buy that for me.
Speaker 3: And I get it. I get why.
Speaker 2: I covered in fucking no, I didn't have come yet.
Speaker 2: I was like six, I was, I wasn't coming, but
Speaker 2: I wanted it.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I wanted it for that. I just didn't know why.
Speaker 2: It's like a future me being like acquired that. Okay, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: all right, So that's the video game zero suit for Jojo.
Speaker 3: Uh Destiny getting helicoptered by swasti cock. Swast the cock.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 9: That is.
Speaker 3: Swasti cock. That's not somebody's name. Already it will be
Speaker 3: ready absolutely. So he says, uh, where are the good
Speaker 3: racing games? The PS three and three sixty era ahead
Speaker 3: extreme racing with planes falling out of the sky, identifying
Speaker 3: suns on a TV and straight up sid Dan's getting
Speaker 3: Mario card power ups, Arcade beat him up? Uh, Arcade
Speaker 3: beat him up? Have spiritual successors like TM and T
Speaker 3: Splintered Fade at least games?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we should play that on stream that, I mean,
Speaker 6: motherfucker's right, and you got Tim and g and then
Speaker 6: you got streets.
Speaker 2: Right four Like I was good.
Speaker 3: I was playing shot Race four with Jalen a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks ago. It's damn good fun.
Speaker 2: I can't like, I can't believe it. It's, you know,
Speaker 2: at least reasons we got some stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ArKade beat him up. Fans. I feel like, are
Speaker 3: eating pretty good actually relative to other places. Yeah, so no,
Speaker 3: I I fully agree with this. I don't know what
Speaker 3: the fuck happened. I feel like there were a lot
Speaker 3: there was, like I remember Split Second. I remember Blur.
Speaker 2: Blur was sick.
Speaker 3: Blur was like Tron. It was like Tron and Need
Speaker 3: for Speed at the same time. It was dope.
Speaker 2: It was like had Mario Kart power ups and all
Speaker 2: sorts of bullshit.
Speaker 3: I remember Pure, which was like an ATV racing game,
Speaker 3: and I loved Pure. It looked I remember Pure looked
Speaker 3: gorgeous and had a great soundtrack. I remember Rise Against
Speaker 3: was on this soundtrack and I was like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 3: what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess it's it's it's really more about the sim
Speaker 3: racing now. I guess it's just kind of like FORTSA
Speaker 3: and what's the other one? Grandarismo. It would have been embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that is like the thing is that, uh,
Speaker 2: graphics have increased so much so that like we went
Speaker 2: through was like, how does it look the graphics? Graphics,
Speaker 2: graphics right, wipe out and then those wipe out pure
Speaker 2: is so good. Wip Oh my fucking got The music
Speaker 2: was what got me, dude. The music and aesthetic I love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a shame, like we don't. I feel like
Speaker 3: games are really good right now. There's a lot of
Speaker 3: good stuff out there, are like high profile like disappointments
Speaker 3: obviously Veil Card and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: I know, we ate too good. We ate too good
Speaker 2: for too long, and we had to get we had
Speaker 2: to get shut out the Sun.
Speaker 3: I just feel like there's there's so many cool like
Speaker 3: things coming out of the NDC, and even just like
Speaker 3: some of the other big games too, like Ask Robot
Speaker 3: was kick ass and Hell Divers was crazy and I
Speaker 3: don't know, I thought I was a double a game.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 3: I don't know what company. Recently, I was just skimmings.
Speaker 3: It's talking about scaling things back or something.
Speaker 2: Well, oh you be soft Soft.
Speaker 3: We did a story today about Soft kind of doing
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I remember, I'm like, you know what, whatever
Speaker 6: it was said, I was like, yeah, dude, go ahead,
Speaker 6: Like I don't need I don't mind a smaller game.
Speaker 3: I don't need it to be two trillion dollars. The
Speaker 3: head of the head of the old head of PlayStation,
Speaker 3: Sean Laden, gave like an interview where you're talking about
Speaker 3: like games are too fucking long. It was like I
Speaker 3: felt so seen that interview. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you're so it's so right. I agree, but I don't.
Speaker 2: The games that are long that I love are so
Speaker 2: fun because there's.
Speaker 6: There's something like, you know, there's something like I think
Speaker 6: Balder's Gay three is a great example where if you
Speaker 6: actually look.
Speaker 2: At the map, it's not that big.
Speaker 3: The map is. The map is big techniques.
Speaker 6: It's big enough, but it's not like like when I
Speaker 6: was just thinking about, uh, for example, Dragones's Inquisition, that
Speaker 6: map is fucking ridiculous. That map, it's so it's It's
Speaker 6: one of those things where I'm like, BG three is
Speaker 6: filled with enough stuff to where the world feels much
Speaker 6: bigger than actually is, and I feel like that's what
Speaker 6: you should.
Speaker 3: I think so absolutely. I think it's the density. It's
Speaker 3: the density of what things to do and like meaningful
Speaker 3: and ert. That's what I feel like Elvin Ring did perfectly.
Speaker 3: That map is big, but it also feels dense, and
Speaker 3: it's also.
Speaker 2: Layer because this thing BG three's map is layered as
Speaker 2: fucked too. Yeah, So it's one of those things where
Speaker 2: I'm like, I think it's because it's not it's because
Speaker 2: there is no I'm there's no complaint that it's not
Speaker 2: big enough. It's I think there's just again, when I
Speaker 2: talk about combat systems, where when it when it feels boring,
Speaker 2: people notice how repetitive it is.
Speaker 6: It's always repetitive, but it's like it feels repetitive now
Speaker 6: because the game sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, games games, A game being good is really disguising
Speaker 3: how repetitive it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every you're not gonna be a game is gonna
Speaker 2: be in fight. You're not gonna be really figuring out
Speaker 2: new shit in the game. Imagine how much money you
Speaker 2: would have to spend on making a game new the
Speaker 2: entire way through, Well, it.
Speaker 3: Would be it would be Rockstar would be the only
Speaker 3: people who could do it. I guess rock Star and
Speaker 3: maybe Valve because like any company that like just any
Speaker 3: Rockstar could do it.
Speaker 2: Has Roscar done that?
Speaker 3: No? No, they they could. Is the thing that there
Speaker 3: they have Grand GRANDT six is going to cost probably
Speaker 3: a billion dollars. I wouldn't I'm not even exaggerating, and
Speaker 3: I really do think it's going to be a billion dollars.
Speaker 3: We're going to make it back so fast though, They're
Speaker 3: gonna make it back in three minutes.
Speaker 2: Even that game has got so much steam behind that,
Speaker 2: even lilies like I'm getting that that's ship. It's fucking
Speaker 2: silly every comments section this happened before GTA six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's literally it's like it really like they're they
Speaker 3: are in a position where like they are the only
Speaker 3: company that could really afford the resources to do something
Speaker 3: like that, even if they don't do it, like and
Speaker 3: to be fair, like they're games that I want to
Speaker 3: be long, right for sure, but not everything that like
Speaker 3: got a word right art doesn't need to be that long.
Speaker 3: Last of Us who did not need to be that long.
Speaker 3: There's so many games that just don't need to be
Speaker 3: that long. I want that in like a Red Dead
Speaker 3: like from Rockstar and I want that and like, well
Speaker 3: not me personally, but like I would want to see
Speaker 3: that in like a ball there's Kate three. Sure, but
Speaker 3: the fuck are you doing making me pick flowers with
Speaker 3: some fucking little black girl, Little black girl and God
Speaker 3: of War? What are we doing so that that part?
Speaker 3: I can't even explain to you how livid I was
Speaker 3: that entire.
Speaker 6: So you know what's interesting about that, I I guarantee
Speaker 6: I have not looked at any mods. I guarantee there's
Speaker 6: a mod to skip that entire section, I guarantee, And
Speaker 6: it's the only thing that's motivated me to buy it
Speaker 6: on Steam because I actually literally have no desire to
Speaker 6: play it on the PlayStation because I don't want to
Speaker 6: do that part again.
Speaker 2: No, of course, Yeah, I thought you were going to
Speaker 2: say there's a mod to make her not black.
Speaker 3: That probably is there to Well, here's the thing. I
Speaker 3: think I remember seeing that. Here's the thing.
Speaker 6: It might be there, but Nexus Is actually tries its
Speaker 6: best not to be toxic. So, like say, when there
Speaker 6: was that whole fucking Starfield thing, they ripped down some
Speaker 6: of the some of the minds because they're like, you
Speaker 6: guys are being fucking up too.
Speaker 2: That's crazy because I have lactating Carlac.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's that's not that's not like, it's not
Speaker 6: a harmful thing. You're not doing it for a hateful reason.
Speaker 6: You're doing because you're a freak and get a drink.
Speaker 3: It's also a consequential change, like getting getting rid of
Speaker 3: I don't know, get modding a pronoun selection out of
Speaker 3: the beginning of an RPG is so dumb because you
Speaker 3: could just after the effort to going through the effort
Speaker 3: to alter it at all like that.
Speaker 2: It's just so, that's so crazy.
Speaker 6: I saw them, so I I rarely go on Facebook.
Speaker 6: I checked the memory section, but like, one of the
Speaker 6: posts that popped up was a veil. It was a
Speaker 6: by Aware saying like, oh, thank you for playing the
Speaker 6: bill Guard or whatever the fuck. And then the top
Speaker 6: comment was.
Speaker 3: Someone like I'll come back when you edit out the Woke.
Speaker 2: Or some ship like that, And and I was thinking
Speaker 2: about it, and I was like, you don't, literally, even
Speaker 2: like the Tosh sections, you literally don't have to do
Speaker 2: it when you find out about her being anything like that,
Speaker 2: you don't have to those those are her literal side
Speaker 2: her story arc that you don't you know how you
Speaker 2: can just completely ignore a character And yeah, I do it.
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 3: You don't.
Speaker 2: It's I it's really hard to do it. In bald
Speaker 2: Gate three, I think that's only it's hard. It's not
Speaker 2: that hard.
Speaker 6: The thing, the one thing to kill him. I just
Speaker 6: hate that you can't. That's the big problem with kill Guard.
Speaker 6: That like I was like, oh, you're annoying. I want
Speaker 6: you gone so cool?
Speaker 3: I told you I killed Will you killed?
Speaker 2: I think will so cool? I killed them one no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I actually never can.
Speaker 3: He literally disappeared. He never, so I don't I need
Speaker 3: I killed him the moment I met him. In fact,
Speaker 3: when he dumps down.
Speaker 2: When he killed, he stabs one of the goblins, literally
Speaker 2: helping you, and then you kill himsion.
Speaker 3: I don't know why there's black people in this world
Speaker 3: with goblins.
Speaker 2: There's goblins Yankee, get the Yankee and Dragon.
Speaker 3: Realistic wouldn't be they would eventually be in Africa. He
Speaker 3: was too, he was, it was it was just it
Speaker 3: was just too distracting.
Speaker 2: So I killed them.
Speaker 3: Then I forgot that. I'm moded in Kate Sith.
Speaker 2: Did you? I don't know if he's jerious and I haven't.
Speaker 3: Played both a long time. I haven't so I haven't
Speaker 3: installed on my my, my laptop. But like there's just
Speaker 3: there's a lot to play right now, I'm exactly, I'm refusing.
Speaker 3: I haven't even want to go back.
Speaker 6: You haven't done patch seven, but I'm always looking at dude,
Speaker 6: I do you didn't do I've been working on my list.
Speaker 2: I literally beat the game again in past seven.
Speaker 3: It was amazing.
Speaker 2: You get to have the legendary action and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: and every fight is insane. I know, Oh God, do that.
Speaker 6: I'm not playing anything else and I won't move forward.
Speaker 6: Like right now, I'm so I bought someone. I think
Speaker 6: someone stole my Final Fantasy fifteen cool. So like I've
Speaker 6: actually lost to I don't know how it's happened. I've
Speaker 6: lost two copies somehow. When I was now it's like games,
Speaker 6: so I can't be lost. I was playing that game.
Speaker 6: It was like, this game looks so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: Fancy fifteen, which.
Speaker 2: Was that, I mean the one where aren't they all stupid?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: I mean, don't they all look stupid?
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah? But that was like very like K pop
Speaker 3: boy band? Yeah was that the one with the car?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I did Friends with the stupid boots and
Speaker 3: like bro like it it's.
Speaker 2: Stripped up, but like in the dumbest way, in the
Speaker 2: dumbest way, I hate.
Speaker 6: Him so much that I I was pissed off that
Speaker 6: there was no mods to I wanted to immediately change them.
Speaker 6: And then the only mod that I saw immediately was
Speaker 6: to make that bitch naked, the mechanic bitch, And I
Speaker 6: was like, of course I didn't do it, though I
Speaker 6: love it.
Speaker 2: Of course click they all look like yes.
Speaker 6: The only reason I didn't make her naked is because
Speaker 6: I had to download a dedicated mod manager for Final Fantas.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm I don't have time, ship.
Speaker 2: I don't have time for this ship, Like if it
Speaker 2: was such fucking dere like, so like, oh his character,
Speaker 2: why are they naked and have big breasts and squirting
Speaker 2: all the time?
Speaker 3: Squirting sporting spirting, skirting squirting.
Speaker 2: What's a game where that would like not be helpful
Speaker 2: at all? Sporting like like it's so.
Speaker 3: Jarring, only it would only be it would literally only
Speaker 3: be reasonable in like Super Mario Sunshine sorta sorta barely
Speaker 3: like you're playing Splatoon.
Speaker 2: Guys, have you show on many of those anime sex
Speaker 2: games they're on Steam?
Speaker 3: Dude A lot?
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 6: I have some in my wish stumble because they're so
Speaker 6: funny that I'm like, I.
Speaker 2: Want to come back to this later. But I never
Speaker 2: played though. No one sent me one when I first
Speaker 2: got like my PC people give me, I swear I didn't.
Speaker 2: I haven't played it yet. I'm gonna play it eventually,
Speaker 2: but I can't because I know if I turn that
Speaker 2: shirt on, Lily will walk in roads right when I
Speaker 2: do it? Play what do you Yeah? There's a Gosha
Speaker 2: one though, man, and that's in my wish was right now,
Speaker 2: Like this is so funny that this is like a
Speaker 2: turn based nude anime thing.
Speaker 3: What is this? Sore? And there's way too many reviews
Speaker 3: on it. There's so many reviews that there's so many
Speaker 3: of them it's really insane. Like you're you're that's an
Speaker 3: entire other industry. There's probably people who like I grew
Speaker 3: up with Meet and Fuck dynasties, but you're playing, like
Speaker 3: what is that Meet and Fuck?
Speaker 2: Uh least impact or something impact three five over five days?
Speaker 3: That's crazy anyway, last question and then we'll get the
Speaker 3: fuck out of here. Okay, Hey, they're big brain, big
Speaker 3: heart and big penis what is your favorite horror moment
Speaker 3: in a non horror game.
Speaker 2: I like that question.
Speaker 3: The one that comes to mind immediately is that fucking
Speaker 3: piano and Mars sisty four That.
Speaker 2: Sh it's fun.
Speaker 3: Scared this ship for no reason because like the game
Speaker 3: is like so pleasant, and then she's getting You just
Speaker 3: get to a silent room and then you approach a
Speaker 3: piano and then it comes to life and I hate
Speaker 3: that ship.
Speaker 2: What kind of fucking guy is Bowser? You know?
Speaker 3: Oh to have a piano like that? What are you?
Speaker 3: He's that's bows with That's Peaches Castle, right Castle? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: no it is it is Peaches Castle right. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: she has a fucking I don't know, man, they didn't
Speaker 3: really think at all, just like.
Speaker 2: What this was like, it's something that doesn't like, it's
Speaker 2: not a horror that's that's an interesting one.
Speaker 3: That's more like, yeah, I guess cancer. I don't have
Speaker 3: quick one. Oh like the flood reveal, Yeah, that yeah,
Speaker 3: that would count. That is literally framed like a horror
Speaker 3: moment because it's that whole is not that?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, it is very much not.
Speaker 3: That's a good answer, yeah, because they have like the
Speaker 3: the because you pick up the helmet and then it
Speaker 3: shows like the camera feet of the guy, see what
Speaker 3: the Fu's going on, and then you don't see what
Speaker 3: kills him, and then they burst through the door. It's
Speaker 3: pretty cool. I mean, it's it's it's not a horror game,
Speaker 3: per se. I wouldn't really describe Yours of War as
Speaker 3: a horror game, right, but I.
Speaker 2: Was thinking of Gears.
Speaker 3: But that that Berserker ship in the church.
Speaker 2: When it just runs through the wall that first shows up.
Speaker 3: Like it's weird though, because like it's hard coded Berserk that's.
Speaker 2: Running tarry to it.
Speaker 3: This bitch is going crazy.
Speaker 2: Get out of the way. She's a fucking dumb slut
Speaker 2: and she's squirting. She's squirty. You explode when the squirre
Speaker 2: hits you and Nazi down You're like, no, she's running
Speaker 2: towards me. The three ses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's this.
Speaker 2: Couple that yellow that is the most iconic.
Speaker 3: It's a good yell man. There's a I feel there's
Speaker 3: a lot of now that i'm thinking about it, this
Speaker 3: kind of it's just a it's just a matter of
Speaker 3: like how you would break them apart, because Gears of
Speaker 3: War isn't a horror game, but it is, like there's
Speaker 3: parts of it that are like definitely dark code.
Speaker 2: I agree for sure. I can't think of most games
Speaker 2: being scared anymore because I'm such a fucking giga chat
Speaker 2: that's unable to express fear, of course, but like because
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything that's really scary anymore. I
Speaker 2: remember the last game.
Speaker 3: I remember the last game that scared me, But it's
Speaker 3: fucking Village. Yeah, which, and that's weird because that's a
Speaker 3: horror game technically, but it's it's kind of not.
Speaker 2: Well, we're also fucking horny for Demotress the whole time
Speaker 2: that your boner dissipates the fears.
Speaker 3: Well even just after that, like after you like, I
Speaker 3: don't care anymore. That one section in that that game
Speaker 3: freaks me the fun out. And I think it's because it
Speaker 3: acclimated me to like, it acclimated me to such a
Speaker 3: different tone that when it like threw that tone at me,
Speaker 3: I don't know where. I think think that game is.
Speaker 2: Really amazing because of how it explores that is all
Speaker 2: of resident evil. It's yeah, it's the greatest hits kind
Speaker 2: of people. The entirety of that game franchise in its
Speaker 2: best way, I think genuinely the game get there are
Speaker 2: no zombies on no zombies. No, there were no zombies
Speaker 2: in there, so that's the only thing they were missing.
Speaker 2: There weren't actual zombies. There's no like tea, there's no
Speaker 2: or C T or C virus, no metrosk is technically
Speaker 2: that well, I mean, like you know.
Speaker 3: The mindless motherfuckers. I just want to buy you.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, there's none of that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's like they're getting like very fantastic little but
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 3: It was fun.
Speaker 2: It was cool as fun the flywater having assholes.
Speaker 3: But what I kind of remember not liking the previous one.
Speaker 2: Seven. Yeah, I like by Hazard a lot. Actually, I
Speaker 2: think the beginning is annoying as fun.
Speaker 3: Though it bothered me how slow you were, Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then it bothered me that, like I just didn't want
Speaker 3: to be in that house the beginning.
Speaker 2: You know what annoyed me how obviously supernaturally you were,
Speaker 2: and how like you just didn't acknowledge it when you
Speaker 2: put your hand back on. Was that the first moment seven?
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure? And I was like you did at
Speaker 2: eight as well too, right, you did something other things?
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. I think you're putting much more around
Speaker 2: it made it much more obvious that you were not
Speaker 2: like a regular person.
Speaker 3: Your dickhead falls in a in a garbage disposal and
Speaker 3: then you reach in and pieces by spend. There's eight
Speaker 3: in game hours where you spend piecing your ears, fearing
Speaker 3: it back together, yeah, cauterizing it back into a penis.
Speaker 3: But I was just like, are we gonna is he
Speaker 3: gonna acknowledge that?
Speaker 2: Like? What what am I?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Immediately that you put your hand back on the garage
Speaker 2: with a car, that's so funny. That part is so
Speaker 2: fun That game like that, you know it's funnier. Oh no,
Speaker 2: go ahead, Like I just like, I look at that
Speaker 2: moment in that game and I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is happening? Like I'm playing and I'm like, what is
Speaker 2: that motherfucker's drifting in the garage. It's like I was like,
Speaker 2: did the garage get bigger?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: What is what happened?
Speaker 3: It's such an unreasonably large garage. But it's not, no
Speaker 3: it I know what you're saying, but it's not it really,
Speaker 3: I don't even know how to describe it exactly.
Speaker 2: It feels like it's not that big when you go in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it.
Speaker 2: Does he get in the car. He gets smaller. I
Speaker 2: get smaller and the car gets smaller.
Speaker 3: It's the reverse GTA, how it wiggles wider. That is
Speaker 3: one of my favorite things I've ever seen. The fact
Speaker 3: that you just WII. The fact that the car in Gred,
Speaker 3: the thought of and Andres or like one of those remakes,
Speaker 3: gets bigger if you just noodle yourself left right is
Speaker 3: fucking hilarious. I don't even know how you would even
Speaker 3: programmed that in on Perfect So perfect, it so great.
Speaker 6: I heard they fix those games. Actually, yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 6: They just surprise dropped like, oh here's a patch, here
Speaker 6: you go. Great and several years later amazing, so funny.
Speaker 2: The idea of the fact that your car getting wider
Speaker 2: and it's active in all those frames, it's so insane.
Speaker 3: It's amazing that it crashed the game.
Speaker 2: I think the idea of that is, like it exists
Speaker 2: in both space, then doesn't stop existing in both places.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're saying at all, but like
Speaker 2: I agree, you know, like you don't know what I mean.
Speaker 2: How Like when you were obviously, when you would turn right,
Speaker 2: your car goals from existing in the frames of like
Speaker 2: the left side to the right side. But what happens
Speaker 2: that the whole thing exists there and here at the
Speaker 2: same time. So it's just it's like, I guess it's
Speaker 2: like stretching your ears where you're adding more cells, but
Speaker 2: instead of.
Speaker 3: But instead of the dissipating over here, they don't. They stand.
Speaker 2: Like there's a point where you can run drive down
Speaker 2: the street and hit everybody on both sides of the sidewalk,
Speaker 2: which is crazy.
Speaker 3: That's that's fucking fantastic.
Speaker 2: I love that. That's actually not bad.
Speaker 3: In mind.
Speaker 6: I would have loved to have played those games all
Speaker 6: fucking broken, but I would I wouldn't obviously I was
Speaker 6: gonna pay for it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I got it immediately, like a dummy you did. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I got it. I think I had one through game pass.
Speaker 2: I love GTA. That's like her fucking game French. It's
Speaker 2: animal Crossing in gt A like in that game. Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course, animal Crossing Pokemon gt it does have violent tendencies,
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited for I'm actually really looking forward to
Speaker 3: just it's gonna be like an event, Like I feel
Speaker 3: like it's been a while since we've had like an
Speaker 3: event they.
Speaker 6: Do, like like a midlight release, just like fucking for
Speaker 6: old time sake, Hey, game stops. You know, I know
Speaker 6: there's only six left, but like everybody I might go because.
Speaker 3: Would go to the people like GameStop know who we are,
Speaker 3: So I don't like going there anymore?
Speaker 2: Do they really?
Speaker 3: Yeah? They know me and you and you? Where what
Speaker 3: game stop do you go to? The one? I cannot
Speaker 3: just exactly where. It's gonna be too close to where
Speaker 3: we live.
Speaker 2: Where's the address? Look?
Speaker 6: Man, where's you know one closest to where I live? Look,
Speaker 6: it's it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter which way you
Speaker 6: go to there. It's actually it's weird that the every
Speaker 6: every game stop Vegas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like oh hey, yeah, you know.
Speaker 6: And then I was like, oh, it's I guess it
Speaker 6: makes more sense that these fucking nerds like.
Speaker 3: They would be video So I was like, that's funny.
Speaker 2: How like everyone I go to, like all the ones
Speaker 2: in the drunk Central like Glendale, Albrabankerry, I go and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I know who you are, And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it makes sense. What's up, dude? Yeah? Can I get
Speaker 2: a bit? And I'm like, no, don't touch me every time.
Speaker 3: Every time somebody goes like hey, they lean in my
Speaker 3: ear and whisper the.
Speaker 2: Lock up, you lock up.
Speaker 3: He's got the soon.
Speaker 2: It's like venom when he wraps you up in the webs.
Speaker 3: Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read our
Speaker 3: twenty five dollars patrons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to play some rivals tonight, baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Who we're so excited for? Oh yeah, I am bro
Speaker 2: I'm a Marvel this is it's a it's a game
Speaker 2: for a Marvel fan. Yeah. I just and it makes
Speaker 2: me happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I just I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, I'm just trying it.
Speaker 3: I'm unhappy that you're happy. You're gonna be playing the
Speaker 3: game with me. I'm happy you're happy.
Speaker 2: Look, I might, I might download it. Jump on PS
Speaker 2: for it pro Yeah pro. Yeah you can play when
Speaker 2: you have a PC. Also, yeah yeah, cross it does right.
Speaker 3: Insane, there's no not cross play anymore.
Speaker 2: It was stupid back when it was still happening.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, so dumb. It's insane that it took us
Speaker 3: this long to really get it reliably. The fact that
Speaker 3: it's even a question, like it's not an immediate obvious
Speaker 3: answer that it has cross play, it doesn't that promote longevity.
Speaker 2: I understand cross by not working for some things when
Speaker 2: it's like severe modding, and.
Speaker 3: Dude, hell divers didn't technically work for a little bit
Speaker 3: for like like or at least not in the way
Speaker 3: that it's.
Speaker 2: Because I know BG three they released cross played recently
Speaker 2: because of the fact that that game in general.
Speaker 3: That's another one. I just didn't have it. That's right,
Speaker 3: that's not that.
Speaker 2: But now it exists, and now it's fucking crazy because
Speaker 2: I've played with my cousin. He was like, dude, you'd
Speaker 2: fuck somebody these guys right my ghettos FU somebody's cross
Speaker 2: will And he's like, wait, what do you mean? What
Speaker 2: do you mean, bro? And I'm like, what, you wouldn't will?
Speaker 2: He's like no, So know, I got a cross play
Speaker 2: with like the most broken mods, like just just the
Speaker 2: tits that take up the entire fucking like isometric, like
Speaker 2: I did the mod where the whole party is available
Speaker 2: and the character interactions are so fucking good, like insane,
Speaker 2: like having all of them together talking because obviously because
Speaker 2: you just don't have everybody availab at the time, but
Speaker 2: having all of them there, so everybody's there is everyone naked.
Speaker 3: No, only the girls are naked.
Speaker 2: Fair, that's fair. They're naked. Two of them have dicks.
Speaker 2: Not gonna say which ones, but you guess.
Speaker 3: Carla and the old bitch.
Speaker 2: No, I gave her the fucking the rot. I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: I had fourteen potatoes.
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 2: Wivern? What's his name? I saw, I saw the big tits.
Speaker 3: Yet he's like the dead guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, don't show up no matter if you like
Speaker 6: run into him or not or no, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I hated going into that fucking tavern where he was
Speaker 3: just being ambushed by all those fucking Oh.
Speaker 2: I love it, but I understand people might not like it.
Speaker 2: You think anyone's like with the game so much that
Speaker 2: it turned into like a hacket slash. I hope that crazy.
Speaker 2: I hope person hackets slash. I mean, would I look,
Speaker 2: I would play it.
Speaker 3: I'd play it.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, they had the chance with the freaking the
Speaker 2: Dark and Lions game.
Speaker 3: They made it. It's up being shipped.
Speaker 2: They have they have the like D and D fits
Speaker 2: a hacking slash so well already because of how fuck
Speaker 2: the game is magically in bullshit that you would like,
Speaker 2: make one, just make one could and just take what
Speaker 2: Dragon Age did and do it good.
Speaker 3: And just do it good.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, yeah, clearly they want they want to
Speaker 2: use that party from Dragon from Balder's Gate.
Speaker 3: Three. All right, we're gonna read the twenty five dollars. Patrons. Remember,
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Speaker 2: Oh please please absolutely yeah, because yeah, yeah please please yeah,
Speaker 2: because we're not doing it.
Speaker 3: I thought about maybe like even even just like throwing
Speaker 3: somebody like a hundred bucks or something, just like time
Speaker 3: to get things like yeah, yeah, that's that's not a
Speaker 3: bad idea. Although no, there's also that never mind.
Speaker 2: Actually I have a I.
Speaker 6: Have a side channel that I'm not using anymore that
Speaker 6: I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna fucking
Speaker 6: let start putting.
Speaker 3: Clips on there. Yeah, like we we fucking care.
Speaker 2: We had we had the channel that we didn't do
Speaker 2: anything with and I was like, ah, I don't want
Speaker 2: to start from zero.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, why not.
Speaker 6: They know I'm a part of it. They understand, they
Speaker 6: know who you guys are. So it's it works. It's
Speaker 6: literally just a side channel. I literally don't use anymore.
Speaker 3: And change the name and be like I'm do it. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: your moral code is bent. You sell cigarettes to children,
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Speaker 3: flexing being a Day one listener like a Destiny veteran
Speaker 3: flexes playing the D one Beta when sharing a bad opinion.
Speaker 3: I played the D one Alpha, play the game way
Speaker 3: too long. Tom Sweeney crushing elderly Hispanic ladies like soda
Speaker 3: cans because they accidentally said negro. The color around him,
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Speaker 2: Pair of guys doesn't work that well. I'm you was
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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't. I just can't fuck it. I can't.
Speaker 2: When does when does the w b end up?
Speaker 3: On Netflix?
Speaker 2: Does that? What is it? So?
Speaker 3: It might be this month or next one.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man, contemplate this on the Tree of Woe is a
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Speaker 3: twenty five dollars in a month. On this ship, I
Speaker 3: listened to that gay Ben Shapiro verse every day. Dear Sween,
Speaker 3: thank you for genuinely exposing me to the show.
Speaker 2: This is Us.
Speaker 3: It's so amazing and heartwarming.
Speaker 2: Thank you, It's so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, maybe if you stopped listening, or if you
Speaker 3: stopped listening to us and you fucking stopped watching the show,
Speaker 3: you could afford a home.
Speaker 2: What is that's just so much hate? Chris, just hug
Speaker 2: hug a person not me. Don't ever touch me, but
Speaker 2: I hug someone that cares about you.
Speaker 3: No Sweet Swen new Sween variant dropped named Dave Blondes.
Speaker 2: What are you saying? I don't know.
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Speaker 3: Hassan canonically banging asmen gold to create anti Semitic approaches,
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Speaker 2: The fucking the you.
Speaker 3: I ain't paying my TV license.
Speaker 2: Bitch, bosting each other's pasts so they fall asleep night.
Speaker 2: I want to see bench of a gang rape by clowns.
Speaker 2: That a statement, that's a I guess a guy.
Speaker 6: I want to play the killer clowns like you forget
Speaker 6: him all that the game came out, Yeah, they came out.
Speaker 2: Yeah that that was ages ago.
Speaker 3: I forgot about it. I was like following the game
Speaker 3: because like, oh I really love that movie and.
Speaker 2: It it's so stupid.
Speaker 3: Fuck face, unstoppable cardboard Pie. Long time question, ask your
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Speaker 3: it makes perfect sense. Putting my whole dicking balls between
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Speaker 2: That's hard.
Speaker 3: That's hardcore, that's dead serious. That's Goonership United. Jolly old dipshit.
Speaker 3: Dracula Flow is never funny. Disagree, Saggy pussy Lips. You
Speaker 3: would hate this show. It is crazy, like we're just
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Speaker 3: here's twenty five dollars. I hate this man. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: appreciate you, Saggy pussy Lips. Sometimes I dry swallow pister,
Speaker 3: remind myself that I was stronger than most people talking
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Speaker 3: guys may gape me, but I can't gape guys.
Speaker 2: Time to make it gig get.
Speaker 3: Gain uh Sweeney catching a bullet with his tooth gap.
Speaker 3: Chau's wife isn't cannon and is a doll at the door.
Speaker 3: I can't escape it. I'm probably an f uh. That's
Speaker 3: all it says, especially the kids she piped on on
Speaker 3: My Pippa getting the brains blown out for shareholder value.
Speaker 3: Sweeney flosses with his own piss. I'm here just so
Speaker 3: I don't get killed straight out pre k silly little
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Speaker 2: That's so much worse to call someoney inwards, call him
Speaker 2: a little black silly little black star coffee.
Speaker 3: I'm white, but my dad left me after after going
Speaker 3: to prison twice. Can I say it? No, It's not
Speaker 3: what that means. Chris was right. American does pretty funny Roger.
Speaker 3: Roger's not as annoying as you said. I'm transferm gremlin. You.
Speaker 3: Sween is just Derek in his zarband Monster Form Republicans
Speaker 3: actually winning, weinst Republicans actually running Weinstein Cosby for the
Speaker 3: twenty twenty eight ticket. Craig the Canadian verily said the
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Speaker 3: like North Dakota for some reason, you know, like East
Speaker 3: sweeps New York, California due New York.
Speaker 2: New York. This year was wildly red. Man, it was uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: It was sixty forty, just wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's sixty forty of the people who voted,
Speaker 3: for sure, that's true. But I think I think a
Speaker 3: lot of people were just like I really do think
Speaker 3: a lot of people just didn't vote well in those places.
Speaker 3: They were just because they were just like, huh, well,
Speaker 3: like I wouldn't vote in general. Yeah, so they were
Speaker 3: just like, I don't know, we're in fucking New York,
Speaker 3: Well it'll be blue.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: I agree. There's not really a lot of reason to
Speaker 3: go out and vote, really.
Speaker 2: Especially one has not much change being there's way too
Speaker 2: many people that, like I was even just casually watching
Speaker 2: like some fucking gaming video and his dude's dude, He's like,
Speaker 2: I don't really care about people'sodics how much I didn't
Speaker 2: even vote in this.
Speaker 3: God damn it.
Speaker 6: I was just like, there's so many people that like
Speaker 6: that what politicals.
Speaker 2: The older I get, the more insane, I'm like, that's
Speaker 2: really dumb, and then I get it. I get it spiritually,
Speaker 2: I feel it. I get it. It sucks, but I
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a boy shown d Service Agent two six seven.
Speaker 3: Thanks thanks to you fuckers. Comedy shorts. Gamer sounds wrong
Speaker 3: to me. Getting jerked off to completion by an arcade
Speaker 3: claw machine. I paid like five hundred dollars. It was
Speaker 3: not worth it. Three x so watching Destiny blow Aaron
Speaker 3: in Nick Points's dick until his balls pop, Chris walking
Speaker 3: in on, Tweeney coming on, raising Kaines, and Lily in
Speaker 3: the corner stuck in a k hole, slurping stroke and smoking,
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Speaker 3: Gokunchichi would have had Southern accents. You you docs gay
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Speaker 2: I was continue, continue with that, that's cool, that's cool.
Speaker 2: Somebody somebody.
Speaker 3: Whatever waiting waiting for I get I'm so hungry, dude,
Speaker 3: I had like fourteen potato chips today.
Speaker 2: I had I had a piece of egg and then
Speaker 2: two sausage.
Speaker 3: I woke up recording. I woke up, I woke up
Speaker 3: recorded Sacred immediately did this, Yeah, I think I. I
Speaker 3: literally went to like there's like a market kind of
Speaker 3: like in the in the little plaza next to my house. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I walked in there and I bought potato chips
Speaker 3: because I had nothing else. And that's all I've eaten today.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, I know I had candy. You got
Speaker 2: you gotta, I forgot you gotta. You gotta take care
Speaker 2: of your Yeah, you had candy pig fat. I just
Speaker 2: didn't have to.
Speaker 3: I woke up late and I didn't have time to
Speaker 3: make breakfast. This is the whole fun up thing to
Speaker 3: eat to.
Speaker 2: I just like I've cleaned up, and I was like,
Speaker 2: you were just staring at your fucking ship waiting for
Speaker 2: Marvel Rivals to be unlocked.
Speaker 3: There was like twenty minutes. There was twenty minutes that.
Speaker 3: There was twenty minutes between Sacred and when we started this.
Speaker 2: Basically that's crazy.
Speaker 3: You could have just been like, hey, let's do it
Speaker 3: at three thirds. I just want to get it done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now what's done, you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And now I can go to I'll probably go
Speaker 3: to fucking or something, waiting for sween hunting, waiting for
Speaker 3: the sween hunting tear. I want his pelt kremlin to
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Speaker 3: that more mussy religious Bussy's crazy.
Speaker 2: Uh, Derek top tier tier.
Speaker 3: It's it's not a Derek I do to cleanse your
Speaker 3: soul from the stain of Vilguard played Divinity Originals in two.
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah I should. You wouldn't be able to put
Speaker 2: it down. I should, but it's I'm in a weird
Speaker 2: spot where I'm trying not to. I actually might even
Speaker 2: abandon this this it's hard, dude, just a to z fu.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really I would have. I would have made
Speaker 3: a list of the things that you really want to
Speaker 3: get to and then like work your way through it.
Speaker 3: In that one, I was kind of starting to do that. Actually.
Speaker 6: It's basically I'm if there's something that I'm fully not committed,
Speaker 6: and say, for example, evil Within, Yeah, I wasn't committed.
Speaker 3: I started playing and I was like, no, I wasn't
Speaker 3: really into the Yeah, I like that studio, but like, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: uh wage say five eighty three Pepinni Brothers report Jadvance's
Speaker 3: sexual relations with Cherry from Peeb's Playhouse. Don Donkerson, O UI,
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Speaker 3: you guys ever worry when posting a comment to YouTube
Speaker 3: that it might not be visible because you use a
Speaker 3: no no word. I don't think I've ever worried about
Speaker 3: a YouTube comment in my life. You you hawktua? Oh
Speaker 3: do you see? Oh we didn't talk about that. Ah fuck,
Speaker 3: I forgot. I was trying to think of a thumbnail
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I should have mentioned that.
Speaker 3: Dumb bitch put her in there. Yeah, Pat Counts, we're
Speaker 3: literally talking about right now.
Speaker 2: Hey man, you know that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say so, like, anyway.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 6: Two and a half hours in we talk about how
Speaker 6: to I'm gonna put that in the fucking description.
Speaker 3: This isn't click bait, it's really we talked. Literally, the
Speaker 3: description needs to be two hours we talking about it.
Speaker 3: Don't worry she started like a she started like a
Speaker 3: crypto meme coin, and I think she's actually in a
Speaker 3: lot of trouble. But she's actually, like I think she's
Speaker 3: deeply in troubles.
Speaker 6: Aud Like I understand that she's fucking trying to max
Speaker 6: out because she sucks, and she's look, no one's gonna
Speaker 6: care about her, like a you know, like a like
Speaker 6: six months maybe Yeah, so she's yeah, mean coin cash out.
Speaker 6: I get what she's doing, but it's like, you don't,
Speaker 6: you know, if you're not, you don't have to do
Speaker 6: that specifically, not the coin that.
Speaker 2: Everyone's trouble for people.
Speaker 3: She has a podcast that people listen.
Speaker 6: To, like max out on fucking stupid fake drinks or
Speaker 6: something like detoxes or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the not the meme coin, Like you're.
Speaker 2: Dumb, She's so stupid, What a bitch?
Speaker 3: What what?
Speaker 2: I can't believe. It's so on, dick, I got back.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 6: It's a perfect reflection of this plainess. You know what's
Speaker 6: so funny The nigga that fucking film nowhere to be.
Speaker 6: Nobody knows he died. Actually they shot him.
Speaker 3: They shot him and then he drowned in a hot tub.
Speaker 3: A hot tub full of spit. A guy actually.
Speaker 2: A guy actually she encased him in a pool of
Speaker 2: spit and shot him. That's right where he drowned.
Speaker 3: There's a video of it. There's a there's a video.
Speaker 3: It's it's exactly like the CEO video. She's skilled, dude,
Speaker 3: Her gun jams and everything that is so Jakers, her
Speaker 3: gun jam she fucking you know what, I haven't thought
Speaker 3: about Jakers in a long time. That's that's that is
Speaker 3: the olive apartment. That's several apartments ago. There was like,
Speaker 3: there was how do you even explain this? Do you
Speaker 3: remember how to explain this?
Speaker 2: So what happens is I would I would say jakers, right,
Speaker 2: and this little pig from a show called Fucking Jakers,
Speaker 2: the Avengers of Piggly Wings that was on fucking PBS,
Speaker 2: and he would always say Jakers. But for some reason,
Speaker 2: because we're dumb, you would try to rhyme words with jakers.
Speaker 2: You were like Jakers, Quakers, wafers, bakers.
Speaker 3: And we just went, we went and it's not even
Speaker 3: it's it's it's not Slater, it was the it was
Speaker 3: the way that he says jakers in the show. And
Speaker 3: then it's like there's a theme song for the show,
Speaker 3: and it's playing it's likes, and then it's interrupted by
Speaker 3: just a very poorly mixed clip of him going jakers,
Speaker 3: and it's like over. Like, as an audio editor, you'll
Speaker 3: appreciate how stupid it sounds, because it's it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: He would constantly say things that would rhyme.
Speaker 3: He just turned He just turned to me and said,
Speaker 3: that's that's akers level seven. I was like, I haven't
Speaker 3: thought about that in fucking literally five years. Actually, John
Speaker 3: Strickland mebe fishy uh merks eighteen eighty nine total. When
Speaker 3: do we move very too inside? Five years ago?
Speaker 2: It was twenty right, right to get a COVID right,
Speaker 2: slow down, ry Biden, slow direct Biden. Correct, we're losing them,
Speaker 2: We're losing them. Help we post tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 2: Chris died during the podcast, Christmas died that.
Speaker 3: We actually ran with that though for a minute, being
Speaker 3: dead for dying at thirty one sucks. Yeah, yeah, we're
Speaker 3: so much such a lame then we understand, No, it's
Speaker 3: just a lame place, like like twenty seven dope. I
Speaker 3: even think forty kind of cool. Thirty one is just
Speaker 3: such a lame to.
Speaker 2: Die at one thousand. I want to be hooked.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you look like fucking Palpatine and that the
Speaker 3: last movie. He's just all like, you're gonna be.
Speaker 2: You're gonna look like that.
Speaker 3: That's what keeps you alive. You're gonna look like that tree.
Speaker 3: If you're gonna that tree from Fallout three. I remember,
Speaker 3: you know the tree the guy gets like melted into
Speaker 3: the tree. God, Like, what's that asshole's name in the
Speaker 3: in the Lore of.
Speaker 2: War Hammer Viking ship?
Speaker 3: So that asshole in the tree Viking ship. But I forgot,
Speaker 3: I forgot he was in the tree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was ahead for so long that fucking Cradles
Speaker 2: fucked his mouth and then took takes him his head off,
Speaker 2: and then it's a mini game like an old would
Speaker 2: have done that old credits would have told I think
Speaker 2: I don't know people. It was just the was like
Speaker 2: some people are like, I don't like cradle like I
Speaker 2: think him him figured himself out.
Speaker 3: And like getting back and that he was like grounded.
Speaker 2: I guess, well, growing up and being like yo, I
Speaker 2: kind of suck, Like I think people that have anger issues,
Speaker 2: people that people just haven't grown.
Speaker 3: People that because I saw people, did you I like it. Look,
Speaker 3: I understand that. I want what you have to say.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like, look, I like it, But
Speaker 3: I also get it when people look at it and
Speaker 3: they're like, you're trying to make this Take this seriously,
Speaker 3: This dude's a fucking monster.
Speaker 2: Like, like, I get it. Well, I agree, because there's
Speaker 2: also like this, there's It's funny.
Speaker 3: I've heard these conversations a couple of times where it's
Speaker 3: just like a lot of people in the games industry
Speaker 3: right now are taking like old things that people really
Speaker 3: loved for what they were and then like doing therapy
Speaker 3: on them. Yeah, you know, it's just like when really
Speaker 3: like I don't know, I don't care that you had
Speaker 3: a kid and you're like forty five and you want
Speaker 3: to express that through like a video game, go do it.
Speaker 3: I don't think it always necessarily has to be like,
Speaker 3: let's I want to make master Chief do this?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, I get the annoyance in that. Having said that,
Speaker 3: I think God of War, anything else, God of War
Speaker 3: has done it the best out of anything I've ever
Speaker 3: seen do it. Yeah, that's why I kind of give
Speaker 3: it a pass. But I get I get the core
Speaker 3: criticism there where. It's just like, what do you.
Speaker 2: Yourself? You ask the question? Ask the question? Asked this question.
Speaker 6: What would Gotta War fans prefer dat of War or
Speaker 6: a continuation of like God of War three? Unanimously, Everyone's like,
Speaker 6: oh I missed when he fucking kicks the living ship
Speaker 6: out of Poseidon and blinds them with this thumb.
Speaker 2: That so brutal. It's like that moment is so like
Speaker 2: people don't talk about how fucked up that moment is
Speaker 2: because Poseidon is trying to crawl away to get back
Speaker 2: the flash.
Speaker 3: It goes through his perspective and just walking towards him
Speaker 3: like I'm about the rape.
Speaker 2: The scenes getting blurry because he's kicking the ship out
Speaker 2: of your head, so you're starting to it all blurry
Speaker 2: and you start crawling away and then you press both
Speaker 2: fucking yeah, So.
Speaker 3: What makes it crazy?
Speaker 2: He really thought he was gonna do something like like
Speaker 2: the ship that this motherfucker just did. This motherfucker just
Speaker 2: corralled the Titans to his side, the motherfuckers that you
Speaker 2: guys had to trick and defeat. You guys couldn't outfight them.
Speaker 3: And then they're like, I got I guess I have water, right,
Speaker 3: That's the way that I would The way that I
Speaker 3: would look at it is like imagine like there was
Speaker 3: a game that you loved for very specific reason, and
Speaker 3: like he's like, okay, like imagine imagine crash Brandy who
Speaker 3: dealing with abortion, you know what I mean. Like it's
Speaker 3: just like there's certain we don't need everything. He spins
Speaker 3: so slow, he spins. He spins like joker in the
Speaker 3: bathroom somebody animated photo realistic crash band twirling depressingly in
Speaker 3: the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Right, get similar a little bit, the walking phoenix in
Speaker 2: the face, Like, okay, a little bit. I don't know
Speaker 2: what they can do. We've I've seen it that I'll
Speaker 2: blow your mind. They can do it.
Speaker 3: I would say, I don't need that extra step, but
Speaker 3: like go ahead, just one not even not even don't
Speaker 3: don't just.
Speaker 2: He's so sad.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I would. I would urge people to resist
Speaker 3: the like if you're in the case industry, I like, look,
Speaker 3: everybody goes through things, everybody grows up, everybody experiences things.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's interesting ways for that.
Speaker 2: You can organic. It needs to be organic, and I
Speaker 2: think it works, right, I think I think it. It
Speaker 2: is still a bit of a. It is a bit
Speaker 2: of a stretch slightly, but I think it works. But
Speaker 2: my most sincereous apologies.
Speaker 3: I know this is a difficult time. If you need anything, don't.
Speaker 2: The idea is that like Cortex got Coco pregnant somehow,
Speaker 2: that is now a.
Speaker 6: Really serious situation, and that and turned it into uh,
Speaker 6: you know, you know that the kid's gonna be a
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 3: Works, He's gonna be the letter in He's gonna be.
Speaker 3: It was gonna be.
Speaker 2: It was gonna be one of those things that have
Speaker 2: an abortion, the abortion crashes like O, my sister suffering, whoa,
Speaker 2: and like whoa my sister. I mean, we're walking around,
Speaker 2: but this is so stupid that it would engage me.
Speaker 2: You know, I would look, would we're here talking like
Speaker 2: we wouldn't all play that.
Speaker 3: I have to.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 3: I would buy the two hundred special edition statue statue
Speaker 3: of pregnant Coco dead on the ground, Like I would
Speaker 3: do it. But like, don't do that. Yeah, don't make this.
Speaker 3: Don't make me buy that.
Speaker 2: Make.
Speaker 3: For me, for us. That's a beautiful line right there.
Speaker 3: Don't make me buy this, don't make me buy this.
Speaker 6: That's that's so that is that is literally what God
Speaker 6: of War was too, because like, there's no way I'm
Speaker 6: not gonna play it.
Speaker 2: Right, I like, I think it's I think it works
Speaker 2: really well because but like.
Speaker 3: I get, I don't replay value though it's at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's that's that's that's narrative games though really
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, games don't really replay value.
Speaker 3: They're not made to replay in the same way that
Speaker 3: we like. I dude, I I played Hate.
Speaker 2: I played through Death Pas remake twice in a row.
Speaker 3: But it was just so fun. Yeah, because it was quick.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've played Resident Evil for too many times.
Speaker 3: It's a great paced games. It's one, but the.
Speaker 2: Gameplay is fun there too. I think the thing about
Speaker 2: Creato is that it fits his character.
Speaker 3: Mostly it's fun. I don't actually I think it's just
Speaker 3: too good job. I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't have a huge problem with it. It really,
Speaker 6: I just I I, like you said, don't make me
Speaker 6: buy I actually literally did not care about him. I
Speaker 6: didn't care about that of War. I didn't ask for
Speaker 6: I didn't care. But it was one of those things,
Speaker 6: like you said, don't make me buy it, because I'm like,
Speaker 6: that's literally they put it on a plane. I'm like, fun,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna play Obviously, I'm gonna play it. It's obviously
Speaker 6: I'm gonna it.
Speaker 2: Sticks to landing. But it didn't have to. You didn't
Speaker 2: have to take that jump, but you have to do it.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you did resist the ar to do this
Speaker 3: with most other things, sure, because I don't think anything
Speaker 3: else is nearly as interesting enough to.
Speaker 2: Do this with.
Speaker 3: The Only thing I care about now is just the remass.
Speaker 3: Remaking God War one and two, particularly two two, is
Speaker 3: a fantastic fucking action adventure game. It's so fucking good.
Speaker 3: Or not they have I don't They've never said they're
Speaker 3: gonna do it, but they fucking have to. And dude,
Speaker 3: go back and listen to the soundtrack when he's fighting Perseus.
Speaker 2: It's fucking amazing. I hate it.
Speaker 3: He literally just Penis music. It almost sounds like Jaws
Speaker 3: type of ship.
Speaker 2: And I gat that that's like my favorite character universe.
Speaker 2: He beats the flaming fun out of him, and he
Speaker 2: beats up Hercules, my fucking homie. He beats Hercules like savage.
Speaker 2: Let's be real. He fucks up everyone. I think there's
Speaker 2: a few particular ones like I think obviously Poseidon Hercules
Speaker 2: and dude smashes his head in a door over and
Speaker 2: over and then and then he just goes flopping like
Speaker 2: and he's just dead. That really is crazy, intimately fucked up.
Speaker 2: That's why it's like this guy is.
Speaker 3: A person secret level paled the secret level where he
Speaker 3: fights Homer Simpson. It was supposed to be like that.
Speaker 3: He was supposed to be the Greek Homer, but it
Speaker 3: actually ended up they didn't get the assigned yet they
Speaker 3: got it completely right.
Speaker 2: That's that's not someone that's a lot of people back then.
Speaker 3: It wasn't back then. It was like I guess then
Speaker 3: it was like maybe like two guys.
Speaker 2: Homer.
Speaker 3: I was like, I know who Homer is.
Speaker 2: They were like this is kind of weird, but I
Speaker 2: guess I'll get on it.
Speaker 3: They're like, I don't know Greek without at all, but
Speaker 3: I guess like Homer must be from it, part of
Speaker 3: the pantheon. And they would have said, like they wouldn't
Speaker 3: have home. We like it is a first name basis
Speaker 3: like we like there's no other Homer barely wins.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, like like there's a point where
Speaker 2: this use a gun he just has to use a
Speaker 2: gun straight up. He's like, he.
Speaker 3: Pulls out of good to kill Homer.
Speaker 2: There's a moment where they're fighting, where they're fighting and
Speaker 2: Homer has a gun about the shot cradles.
Speaker 3: It goes just like, oh there, you have to fucking
Speaker 3: do the fucking tap in the circle.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, don't, don't, don't.
Speaker 3: And then used to plug in a keyboard and type shoot.
Speaker 3: You gotta do it quick. He put her in too early.
Speaker 2: You fail.
Speaker 3: You gotta be like, oh my god, what a terrible idea.
Speaker 2: All right, we gotta get out of here. You didn't
Speaker 2: play Type into the Dead.
Speaker 3: I love that game of it. Never played it. It's cool, man,
Speaker 3: it's good ship.
Speaker 2: We should never get the money to make movies or
Speaker 2: video games because we wouldn't make We would make ship.
Speaker 2: That's really cool. But like we would make six people.
Speaker 3: We would make we would be groundbreaking, but we would
Speaker 3: make we we we can only make. We only would
Speaker 3: need to make one thing and then it would it
Speaker 3: would make five trillion dollars.
Speaker 2: We'd beat a Koma, we'd beat a kojimas of video
Speaker 2: games modern generation. But like reviewers would be like, kill
Speaker 2: these guys. Kill them.
Speaker 3: Why are they doing why are they doing this to
Speaker 3: everything that we get.
Speaker 2: The rights to Mario? Somehow we make Mario a fucking
Speaker 2: porn game.
Speaker 3: Mario, Mario should just be a porn addict, Like that's
Speaker 3: a background part of the game where he's a fucking crippling.
Speaker 2: He needs to stop, He needs to stop to like
Speaker 2: jack off and watch porn. He wakes he wakes up
Speaker 2: covered in porn mags and fucking tissues, and he's I
Speaker 2: gotta say, Princess Peach, and he just keeps fucking. It
Speaker 2: would be so easy to save her due, but he's
Speaker 2: just so distracted by gooning. He just sees like a
Speaker 2: slightly curvy shell and he's like, I got a give
Speaker 2: me a second.
Speaker 3: That lamp looks crazy. Already have blue balls, even though
Speaker 3: I jacked up like a few minutes ago.
Speaker 2: His balls are visibly blue. His balls balls are out
Speaker 2: by his pants are blue.
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Speaker 3: gap in Sweet and Sweets Seat Easy Mode, Sween's gabon
Speaker 3: his teeth has his own and social Security number of
Speaker 3: so many, so many cap teeth, so many it can't
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Speaker 2: Vail guard Man. We'll talk about it.
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Speaker 2: I got to the point now where I'm just overpowered.
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Speaker 3: the stee shout out alast time I feel trash, cause
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Speaker 3: if I don't. Texas Tater salads literally mass effect to
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Speaker 2: Nikki ziggy I don't know.
Speaker 3: Is it we come, we come like we are on
Speaker 3: another man's but we come, we come, Is that we
Speaker 3: are we are? Like, Yeah, I think that's what must
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Speaker 3: Thanks for showing up, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: Melan, catch you guys.
Speaker 3: We'll catch you guys next time, and thanks for coming.
Speaker 3: Thanks for joining.
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