Speaker 1: I made a decision pay sunny sound, I had a vision.
Speaker 2: It's nice. What's up everybody? Welcome to for crying out loud, Hello.
Speaker 1: Hello. When I tell you that, I was very excited
to see you because I always think like, oh, I
got nothing to talk about, and then as I'm getting closer,
I'm like, oh, wait, I gotta tell her this, and
I gotta tell her this. I gotta tell her this,
I know, and anytime anything happens, I'm like, oh, I
can't talk about that on the show, right right.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I have questions for you because I saw
that you had to call and ask me, so I
sure did.
Speaker 1: Curious to hear how that was.
Speaker 2: I did my mammogram and I got I had to call.
They kept saying, you know, seven to ten days you're
going to get the results and they're going to be
sent to your doctor. I called doctor knock around twice,
left a message. Finally get somebody on the phone in
that office, and I said, I had a mamorer in
like three and a half weeks ago. Did you get
my results? And they were like, nope, we don't have
anything for you. So then I go back to the
place that I had in my mammag on this. They said,
go on your patient portal and blah blah blah, go
to the patient portal, there's the results with the letter
and and said sent electronicy electronical to doctor.
Speaker 1: Knock around. Yeah it's not great. Yeah, he's not great.
I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's getting knocked around a little too much. But anyway,
the good news is I'm all clear.
Speaker 1: Oh good, okay, yeah, but well spoiler alert on my
call andoscopy. I'm all clear too. Okay, good, that's good.
We're clear. We're clear. One of the things.
Speaker 2: So I know that, like every everybody's talking about unknown
number yeah on Netflix.
Speaker 1: And we talked about it last week. Yeah, remember we
stopped that, we ended the show. We did a fake ending, yes,
and then we talked about it the rest of the time.
So yeah, people could just be done with the show
if they hadn't seen it.
Speaker 2: Yes, And did you know there's like a trend on
TikTok right now of women taping their husbands watching the
show when they find out that it was the mom
that was doing it all along, and they're like what
the They're like flipping out.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I just wanted to tell you Natalia.
Speaker 2: Call facetimeed me with her roommate, like, you know, in
the middle of the week.
Speaker 1: Excuse me.
Speaker 2: Last week at like ten o'clock at night, she's with
her roommate in bed and she's like, Mom, we I
just have to call to tell you how much I
love you and I am so appreciative of you.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why not stalking me?
Speaker 2: Yes, I go, she goes, I just watched She goes,
have you heard about it? I go, yeah, I heard
about it, talked about it on my podcast.
Speaker 1: She watched it and she was like thank god, oh my.
She's like, I was floored.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I had a reminder, remember this kind
of a similar thing, not the same thing, but yeah,
I got those letters, you know, and then I had
to like confront the mom that was sending the letters
and yeah.
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah that was bad.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so she was, yeah, so that's we should
all get t shirts to say at least I'm not
Kendall Lavacari.
Speaker 1: I mean it is. Sadie watched it too, and she
was just like, I said, did you did you suspect
and she goes, not at all. I said, so, what
was your reaction? When you found out she was like,
I was floored. I was just like, what the hell, Yeah,
that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty crazy. I read somewhere
that they had to make a whole fake, kind of
a fake documentary to for the mom. They did like
a fake, a fake out thing so that she would
be part of the dark muentary. Then they changed the
whole thing when they released it. Oh that's interesting. They
did a little bait and switch on her. But I
don't know how they Yeah, I guess they showed her
something that kind of represented it in a different way, right,
But even though the whole point was how crazy she is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there was that article that I think I
sent to you I also posted in our Facebook group,
but kind of went deeper into like the how she
It kind of was a little obvious to some people
that it could have been her from the get go,
Like we talked about that. That was their one couple
that said, yeah, you should look at her the mom for.
Speaker 1: People, not people watching it, but you mean people in
the story in the story. Yeah, yes, they didn't show that. Yeah,
they didn't show that until after.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was like she was like texting she
wanted her daughter to really like be a good girlfriend
to him, Like she's like texting her daughter during a
game while they were watching him play, or no, they
were at some game he wasn't playing, because she was saying,
why aren't you sitting.
Speaker 1: Next to him? Go move your ass?
Speaker 2: Move your ass, go sit next to him, like text
messages to her daughter like why aren't you like taking
care of him kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, but why when she was the one who
wanted him, it was a little bit get them to
break up.
Speaker 2: It was a little bit of both, like I don't
she was just so obsessed. Maybe it was like that
in the beginning that she wanted to because she wanted
the boy to stick around, maybe to be part of
their family and like be able to go on trips
with him because she liked him.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was that I'm trying to find the cover.
I can't read the article, but you sent me a
thing with like a bunch of the texts. Uh huh. Yeah,
where she's saying, hold on, I have to look at
it close up, or she's saying Friday will be epic
when it's announced. She's saying to your daughter basically like oh, oh,
only one of you got voted on homecoming Court. This
is epic. Friday will be epic when it's announced. The
look on your faces, watching one of you, watching one
an f you with your armor on another person holding
hands and being all adorable, smiling, flirting. Could this be
the end of the aka Golden Couple with the relationship
everybody idolizes. We promise we will break you up. You
know he's cheating. Plan is an action. This is it's
like the diabolical Yeah, yeah, you Efen will be crying
every day. We could fucking care less. He never came
back to you. He didn't even talk to you. Get
the fucking point. He hates you. Now we ruin your life.
You fucking did this, Now we ruin your life.
Speaker 2: There are all texts that weren't in the right in
the documentary.
Speaker 1: You sent this to me. Yeah, And then she has
a pick picture of her daughter with a with a
like a throwing up face emoji over her face and
calling her anorexic trash something that is just unbelievable. I
just feel like the people that give her a pass,
not a pass, but the people that are like, well,
she has like Munchausen. She just wanted attention, Like, I
don't think that's it. I think she hated her daughter
and wanted the guy. I think so too.
Speaker 2: I think she was in love with the guy, yeah,
like cutting his steak and going to his games and
shit like that. And then it also when he started
dating somebody another town over, and then she started stalking
that girl.
Speaker 1: Exactly why would she do that unless it was about
the guy, right, not about her daughter. She just made
her own daughter the enemy because she wanted the guy
so bad, right, fucking nuts man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just so funny though so many people are
all talking about it now.
Speaker 1: It's all over it like TikTok.
Speaker 2: And I know it's great, and she's just out of
jail just walking around at your daughter's life, I know,
and I just I mean, I know it's her daughter,
but I just the fact that her daughter still wants
to have a relationship with her.
Speaker 1: I just don't get it. So sad. It's like what
happens to victims of abuse. Yeah, it's really sad. I
don't know that the dad is so awesome either, because like,
how in the world did he not notice all the lies,
all the she's not making a paycheck, she's not going
to work, she's tech on her phone all day and
night texting her daughter. Yeah, yeah, I don't get it.
I don't and I know.
Speaker 2: And then like when the daughter found out on camera,
people are like, you know, she didn't seem surprised, maybe
she was in on it. And at first I was like, no,
I just think she was young and confused and didn't
know what to believe. But then it's like, I don't know.
Maybe do you think maybe she kind of had her suspicions.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so. No. I think
she was very shocked and just like didn't paralyzed by
like right, what Yeah, I think she's just I don't know, yeah,
just crazy. She just looked so vacant, you know, she
did her everything just so she looked shell shocked. Yes. Yeah,
then she's just like I want to have a relationship
with my mom. I mean, of course she wants to
believe that her mom's sorry and loves her. You don't
want to believe that your mom just like literally doesn't
love you. That would be insane, right, Maybe maybe she
just does, like wants to believe her mom's sick and
she's getting the help she needs. But then we all
know from seeing the documentary, her going like, I mean whatever,
like everybody does illegal stuff, like come on, I know,
it's just they don't get caught. Yeah, yeah, it's just yeah,
she got a lot of help. What do you think
the daughter's reaction is to seeing the documentary. I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering too. Maybe she's maybe she she'll
change her outlook. I don't know, but yeah, once you
see it together and then I hope she's not.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, there's.
Speaker 2: People that are they're saying that she's getting like, you know,
threatening messages like you you knew how long that this
was going on, and you let your you were in
on it with your mom and stuff like that. Of
course that's going to happen when a documentary like this
comes out and it's just like, you know, just takes
off so popular. Everybody's talking about it on the internet.
Of course, like you're going to have a negative backlash.
But I just I worry about her. She's still young.
She's only eighteen now or nineteen, you know, yeah, that's
still maybe. I know, I have to deal with it. Yeah,
I feel bad.
Speaker 1: The internet really sucks. It could be cool. I I
hate that, like everybody has access to everybody. Yeah, I
missed the days where like celebrities were just celebrities. Like
remember the days where somebody like a Robert Redford or
a Meryl Streep. Yes, they didn't even do inn they
didn't do it. The most you'd ever see them and
it was kind of rare, was like in an interview
on like a talk show, right, there.
Speaker 2: Was no way to like see what they're doing in
their day to day basis, drinking all their green smoothies
and doing yoga and working out and talking about the
next you know.
Speaker 1: Doing their jail press on nails. Yes, there was none
of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were just you know, they were movie stars
or celebrities. But yeah, you'd see like short form interviews
and that was it.
Speaker 1: There was a mystique, right, You didn't feel privy, you
didn't feel entitled to know everything about their personal life. Yeah.
I just don't like the fact that people think they
should have access to anybody that they feel like it, right,
I know, and that they can talk to you or
even just go in the comment sections of stuff and
trash people.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I mean listen, I mean we get it.
You know, on our little level. I just imagine, you
know how others, my.
Speaker 1: God, people are obsessed with us, and it's so funny
to be like we're nobody, Like we're literal nobody's right,
Like why I understand being obsessed with us in a
good way. I understand. I feel well, and I say
that to be funny, but also like I understand, like
I understand having a parasocial relationship. You listen to people
unfiltered talk about their lives and you go like, oh
my gosh, I feel like they're my friends. Oh yeah,
But I don't understand how people get like obsessed in
a negative way with people that aren't oversapped, that aren't
like all over your TV screen. Yeah, aren't like you
know what I mean, I know, or don't have a
humongous following. Like how do you decide you absolutely hate
people that have a podcast that you don't have to
listen to.
Speaker 2: That you don't have to listen to. It's not for
you anyway, It's not for people like you.
Speaker 1: It's not on NBC. No, not like, well, you're putting
your podcast in my feet and my maiden. I'll have
three channels on the TV, and you're on one of them.
So I'm mad. It's like, oh my god, you have
to go you have to search real hard, That's right,
you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't get it, but yeah, there's always just
going to be a negative when people are in that
you know, uh, in that eye or like the daughter
on Netflix, you know she's going to get backlash.
Speaker 1: But it's sad. Yeah, I don't know. Why can't we
just keep it to the mom. The mom deserves all
of our alash and the dad a little little bit,
like if you want to give him a little he's
a don't you know why you got to go after her?
What did she who did she hurt? Right? Exactly? Even
if you think, oh, you knew it was your mom,
let's say, let's just say that you think this girl
knew it was her mom the whole time, How does
that make you mad at her in any way? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like what is she going to do stop her mom?
Or what is she going to do report her mom
to the police, or maybe she had she could have
had a feeling, but she didn't want to say anything
or verbalize it. She just kind of made I don't know,
I don't know what she knew, But yeah, what is
she doing to hurt anybody?
Speaker 1: Sure? And also I feel a little bit sorry for
the guy because people are also coming down on him
like he didn't even care, he didn't stay with her
or whatever. But let's say you're a young teenage boy. Yeah,
you don't want that shit. You don't want to be
in a relationship with somebody that somebody is clearly like
so mad you of course, especially at her, but at
like you guys are going to break up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a kid too, He was just a baby.
He was fourteen fifteen. Yeah, that's young. Let the guy
live his life.
Speaker 1: And maybe his parents, which was not included in the
documentary because it could have been a little bit leading,
but maybe his parents were just like something's off about
that mom, Yes, like stay away, maybe because they were saying, like,
oh my god, she was weirdly obsessed with them. She
went to all his games even after they broke up.
Maybe the parents were just like, dude, something's weird. Yeah, yeah,
maybe you should break up with her, right, Yeah I would.
I would too. The good news is that I think
he's single now, so he's available. Hey, yeah for me,
just because he can reach out to him. He's got
social media problems exactly, I got access. Yeah, yeah, I
hope it doesn't go into his other file or whatever.
It does make me mad, and like I want to
send a message to Heather Debro from Orange County. Of course,
nothing hateful. I literally want to just reach out to her.
But you can't because you do if you have a
certain amount of followers, like you're not going to be
You're not going to read your message requests. Yes, so
in that way, you're a little bit unreachable.
Speaker 2: Right, m hmm, that's true. What do you want to
talk to Heather and Debro about?
Speaker 1: Well, Heather and I have something in common, Okay, literally,
I think that people are the wrong thing. Well, I
feel like Tamra's son is so gross and I want
to get her take on it. I'm filming with Tamra
whose son has done some like really horrendous thing. That's
a good that's a good point. Yeah yeah, and I
really I want an answer from her. I wanted to
answer to that. I just watched the Lie Detector episode.
Speaker 2: Oh you did, Yes, that was just I mean, I
didn't like how everybody had to gang on a gang
up on and we could talk about maybe on Friday.
But how everybody ganged up on Katie Janella on you know,
like fucking what's her name?
Speaker 1: Emily, Like you should leave, you know.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, calm down, everybody, like everybody just turned
on her. Well but for good reason too though, because
she failed out the fucking question.
Speaker 1: She was a liar. It's like, I'm so torn on
this whole thing. I think, you know what, let's do
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I want to know what you think. Yeah, but so okay,
last season I was like, I was not on her
side because she came hard for Heather right out of
the gate, and she had a whole thing about how
Heather called the paparazzi on herself and she probably did, yeah,
and she also Heather also failed that question on her
lie detector cat she did. So the whole season was
basically Katie trying to take Heather down, and Heather being like,
I swear to God, I swear my kids' lives that
I did not call the paparazzi. It turns out she
probably did call the paparazzi, so Katie wasn't lying. But
also I think part of the problem with Katie is
that she got a lot of sketchy stuff in her
background and is kind of a liar. So it's like
when they called her the girl who cries wolf. Yes,
do you remember that this came out about her and
they tried not tody. Somebody brought it up on the
show and then they were like, oh my god, you
shouldn't be bringing that up. But she got into this
road rage incident. Yeah, right, yeah, and she totally lied
about it because she claimed that this guy was following
her and fell and like and like tried to attack
her or whatever and was coming after her. Unfortunately for her,
he had taken video and she was the aggressor and
it happened she followed him home. She's the one who
got road rage. She's the one who got off the
freeway and followed into his house and then confronted him
in his own driveway. There's video of that. Yes, so wow.
So she tried to call the police when it was
going on and claimed that he was attacking her, so
he got a rested. Finally the police looked at him.
He was like, that is not what happened. I promise you,
here's the video. I have video of it. And once
they realized oh no, that was his house and they
saw that she was being the aggressor. Yeah, then she
got in trouble for it. Right. Oh shit. So there's
been stuff where she's like doubled and tripled down and
played victim that she was fully lying about. Yeah. Now
do I think that Gretchen said I went to the hospital, Yes,
because she's on fucking video saying it. Yeah, that's you
know how Katie. So like, this is where I'm stuck,
because Katie is a liar. Yeah. Also, the thing that
they kicked her out of the house for was not
a lie. Gretchen was lying. Well, see, Gretchen, that's the
weird thing.
Speaker 2: Does she not realize that she's on tape in the
back of the car in New Orleans going I did
go to the hospital the next morning?
Speaker 1: She said that? Yeah, so what So she's so she's
trying to cover it up. So's what I think happened. Yeah,
I think Gretchen and I the reason I say this
is because it's happened to me. I think Gretchen was
so drunk that night. I think what happened to her.
We're all if in case you don't remember, we're talking
about where Tamra sent her. They tried to get her
naked waisted, they kept giving her shots, and she was
super drunk she could barely walk. And then they sent Ryan.
Tamra sent her disgusting son, Ryan into the bathroom with her,
and they said this thing about like two in the pink,
one in the stink, Like they made this hand gesture
like he was going to go frick and sexually assault her.
And he went in the bathroom with her and he
was trying to get with her, and she just kept
saying no, no, no, no, no, like I'm married or whatever,
and he was like, come on, come on, come on,
and she finally left the bathroom. So the whole situation
is disgusting. Also, though, I think she was so so
drunk that the next day she went to the hospital
because she had a horrible hangover.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Then I think she got embarrassed about that and only
wanted her close friends to know. She I don't think
it had anything to do with her thinking she was
drugged and she knew she had shot after shot after
shot and got really really drunk. Yeah. I don't think
she got tested for rufie rufie or anything like that.
I think she just didn't once she told some friends,
and I think she felt bad, like, oh god, I
was so drunk that she just didn't want that coming out, right.
So then when it came out, like, oh she was
so she went to the hospital. Yeah, maybe she said like, well,
I didn't know, maybe I was drugged. Yeah, And now
I think she's trying to deny the whole thing. She
knows she wasn't drug. I agree.
Speaker 2: And also it's weird that Katie's husband was showing his
call logue and going, look at how many times I've
been talking to Slade.
Speaker 1: What do you think? We're just chit chatting? You know?
It's like, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. I think Retchen
is a liar, horrible wire, and she's a bad person. Yeah.
I don't like her at all.
Speaker 2: She drives me nuts, and I don't know why they
have to bring back her and Joe and all these
people like that show just kind of sucks now, I
mean it has been for a long time. There's other
people in Orange County that you could, you know, have
a part of that show. Even Heather doesn't even want
to be on that show.
Speaker 1: I know, the busy. Yeah, she does belong on Beverly Hills.
She does belong on She's actually rich, Yeah she should be. Yeah,
she's probably like, what am I slumming it with these people? For?
We do we need to see any more scenes with Gina? No?
Speaker 2: I know, I just it's like in Shannon Badore. I mean,
oh I can't with Shannon, I can't know. And tam
Or it's been long enough, they get rid of them.
They need a reboot or put it on ice or
agree it's ridiculous. And now they have to do this
whole Kiki Monique thing, you know, or they're like breaking
the third wall down or the fourth wall, like they
don't it's like they don't have any other storylines. It's
all just them talking to an influencer.
Speaker 1: You know. What's funny is that I recently met Keiki
Monique at a party and I had never heard of
her before. Now, she's everywhere. So Ronnie Caram my old
co host from The Rose Pricks current post of Watch
What Crappens, Best Show Ever, Best Podcast. So Ronnie invited
me to this party, which I went and remember and
Meredith was there, our friend Meredith Lynch was there, and
I was sitting at a table with It was me, Meredith,
Meredith's friends, Kiki Monique, and this other guy who's who's
just recently been in the news for something and now
I can't remember what it is, but and we were
totally chit chatting with Kiki, Zach Peters, no the names
like Yosa for something like I'm going to remember it,
but I can't remember it right off the top of
my head. Anyway, and she was she co hosts a
show with Derinda like a radio show, okay, like an
XM radio show. Yeah, Kiki Monique does. And anyway, I
was totally like chit chatting with her and she did
not spill any of this tea And I'm so mad.
We literally sat and talked to her for like over
an hour.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, so what does she just get like the
I don't know, some of these influencers they get they
get the tea from these housewives. They reach housewives reach
out to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well and she's apparently friends. Okay, did I tell
you this that we were sitting at this table and
Meredith and I was talking about it was before Elbe
got a job, and I was talking about like I
need Meredith was asking like how LB is, and I
she needs a job, trying to get her like a
hostessing job. And then Meredith goes, she should hostess at
Tom not yeah, Tom Schwartz's restaurant. Yeah. And then she
was like, kikihy, don't you text Tom and get I'll
be a job at his restaurant. She was like, oh
my god, I totally will uh huh. And I was like, oh,
that'd be f at Tom Tom Yeah. And then I
got all excited and then I messaged her on Instagram
and then she never read it or got back to me.
Full circle to me, Yeah she's not. But now she
follows me on Instagram. Oh she does, yeah, but she
never read She never got back to me, so I
guess she did not want to message Tom Schwartz. Oh
for a stranger, yeah like me. Yeah, but yeah, she's
in with all those people. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these housewives, like they just they reach out to
these people and like wanting to plant stories or talk
about their narrative of what's going on in the show.
And I don't know, it's kind of strange. Stay stay
in your lane.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna call all three shows this week,
Stay in your lane.
Speaker 2: It's the name of our patriot tomorrow. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I have a little, a little story for you.
This is crazy. Well what this story should I tell you? Okay,
this is a little crazy story. The other day, Elbe,
I guess, went to like the went to get a bagel,
and okay, I come home the other day, I'll start.
I'll start here. I come home and Elbie's car is gone,
so I'm assuming Lbie went to work. So I walk
in the house and there's Albie and I was like, oh,
where's your car? And she goes, I had to leave
my car at Target. Crazy fucking story happened to me
and I was like what And she goes, A guy
started stalking me around Target. Oh WHOA so scary. And
this is not like the Ikea thing. This was like,
it's real. This was not an Ikea situation. It was
like actual, so she says. At first, So she she goes,
I was looking in like I was in like the
girl section, like makeup, nails, right, and she goes, and
there was like a guy like kept looking at me
who was just walking in there. I go, how old?
Like how old? She goes, probably like mid thirties, Like okay, gross,
She's like he but I didn't think anything of it
at first, because like, okay, like he's like maybe chopping
for his girlfriend, you know, like maybe his girlfriend's like
wandered off somewhere and as they so she goes, so
I didn't. She goes. He was looking at me though,
like a staring at me. She goes, But I was like, oh,
maybe he's just so she goes, so, you know, I
kind of walked away from him, just stayed with me.
He just like kept walking where I was walking. So
then she goes. So then I started getting like a
little bit a little bit weirded out. Yeah, she goes.
So then I tried to like double back, like do
a you know, walk to a totally different random aisle away,
and she goes, sure enough, within like two seconds, he
was like right near me. Oh my gosh, she go
So then I started getting a little bit scared. So
she said that she ducked behind, and she goes, he
wasn't like on the phone with anybody, like, because that
would have been more of a telltale sign that he
was with a talk doing something for a girlfriend. You know,
when you're in the grocery store and there's a guy
in there and there, my wife, where's the clamsaw? Exactly.
She's like, he wasn't on the phone, he wasn't doing
anything but like staring at me. So she goes, So
my stomach was hurting listening to this story, you know.
So then she's like, so I duck behind like a
I hide behind an aisle until I think I've lost him.
And she goes and then I I like, did like
a surreptitious.
Speaker 2: Uh serpent time spent time time my dad?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So she goes, I surpentime like I And
she goes and I go upstairs. So there's an upstairs
in his target. She goes, I can see because she's
like looking down for she's on the escalator. She sees
that he's like looking all around for her home, and
she's like, now she's nervous. But I was like, why
didn't you go and tell an employee. Yeah, And she goes,
I don't know. She goes, I just got scared. So
she goes. So she goes upstairs. He's looking around. She
is able to like buy her stuff there. She's like,
I just wanted to buy my stuff and then get
the hell out of there.
Speaker 2: Huh huh.
Speaker 1: Buys her stuff, goes to leave. He's wait, he's sitting
right outside on a chair like waiting for her, and
he stares right at her, and she's like, oh my god,
it was like a horror movie listening to the store.
He's like sitting outside of the door. And then he
so she walks towards the parking lot. She said he
got up and like stood there like watching her. And
then somehow, so she goes down the stairs and then
she walks over to the side and then she goes,
sure enough, within like one second, he'd followed me. He'd
come down. He came down the stairs, and then he
was looking for me, looking all around. So she goes.
She freaked out. She called John and she was like,
come pick me up. And so John came and got
her and she hid behind like some trash counts. Oh
my gosh. And then by the time John got there,
he had walked away, and then she got in the car,
and then they waited like an hour. I guess John
called the store and like reported it. Yeah, but I don't.
I mean, they didn't see the guy around because he'd
already left. Maybe I wish they could have looked on
security camera. Yeah, that's what I mean. He's hadn't done
anything at that point, you know what I mean? Yeah,
but what the fuck?
Speaker 2: What if he goes back tomorrow and does you know
what I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, like I hope not. She's going back
to school soon.
Speaker 2: That's but you know what, that's good, Like she's paying
attention to her surroundings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think all kids do that, you know.
She said it was just real obvious, right, there's like
the store is empty and there's just a guy following
her rats insane. It's not like she was at Ikea,
where you have to follow one direction and that's like
kind of coincidental that you're in the right, you know.
She was like, there weren't a lot of people in
the store. That's kind of crazy, like eleven am on
a you know, Yeah, Thursday or Friday. That's got crazy story.
Totally creepy crazy, that's creepy. Yeah, D Like, I.
Speaker 2: Mean that happened to you, mmm, now that I remember,
I remember a guy like in when I was young,
like twelve, that would follow me and my girlfriend's home
from school and like, but he lived in our neighborhood.
But he would always at the same time, not follow us,
but always at the same time happened to be driving
up and down our street when we're walking home from school.
He was always on our street, and we thought that
was creepy. And then one day he pulls out his
wan and starts jacking on.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was. I was swear to god,
I was thinking about when we talked a long time ago,
probably a few years ago, about we both had that
same Yeah, pulled up to a car, A car was
sitting there staring at us, and then he opened the
door and then he was like jacking it. Yeah. I
guess it was a.
Speaker 2: Thing back in the seventies or eighties. Maybe I don't know,
there was. It happened a lot to like my friends
and stuff. Yeah, and it happened to you. Yeah, I
just it was a thing back then where guys would
just expose themselves.
Speaker 1: Well, there wasn't really like the Internet. There wasn't like
I couldn't like scroll through Facebook. Yes, so what are
you going to do for fun? Right? That was exact.
Speaker 2: There was no porn hub back then, nothing right, so
they got off on just like but I do.
Speaker 1: The first time that ever happened to me, I was
pretty young. Yeah, it was like pretty shocking. Yeah, but
I wasn't shocked like, oh my god, I'm gonna call
the police. I was shocked like wow, yeh.
Speaker 2: Well we were like that too, because I was with
my friend Wendy and that happened and we were both
like what the We were like laughing, yeah, there's something.
And then like Wendy told her mom because her mom
was young and hip and cool and like I was
never going to tell my crazy parents that because they
then they'd be like you're not going anywhere ever, You're
never leaving the house. But we told her her mom
and she was just like, okay, well I'll stay away
from that truck.
Speaker 1: Was yeah, that was it.
Speaker 2: There was no like police report, called the police, nothing,
just you know, that was it.
Speaker 1: Just I can remember a couple of times being followed
when I was young, like probably in my twenties, being
followed on the road. You ever happened like some some
guy I don't know saw me or whatever and then
started like tailing me in their car. I do I
remember once or twice. I remember once really well where
I had to start like trying to lose the person
and having that freak out of like what do I do?
Do I call the police? I got to go. I'm
going to pull into a police station, but somehow I
think I lost them before I got to the and
you didn't. I didn't have Google back then, so you
couldn't go where's the nearest police station? So I think
I was like, well, I don't know where police station is,
but I would didn't want to go home because I
didn't want them knowing where I lived. I do remember
a fat happening where I was like, Okay, I'm going
to go to like a grocery store or something and
then have to but then I lost them. Yeah. Wow,
of course that's probably going to come off like the
Ikia story where I'm like, no, I swear to got
follow Hika store. Everybody thinks they're getting sex trafficked. Is
the problem. And I don't think by the way that
Elbe was going to get sex trafficked, but I think
she might have the guy might have tried to like
abduct her.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean I never know, Like it's scary
when you have a young daughter, you know, like it's
just it reminded me. There was a Date Lines there
was a story where a guy was following the girl
in Target, and they show her leaving the Target and
the guy followed her out of Target and abducted her
at the car and took off and kidnapped her and
killed her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I remember the story because the girl's dad
was a cop and they found her car in the
parking lot and they found like she went to the park,
she went to Target to buy her boyfriend like an
anniversary gift and card, and that was it, and then.
Speaker 1: She was missing. But was that also was that at
a mall? It was in a Target parking lot. Oh god, yeah,
well now I'm re scared. That's so sad. Yeah, that's awful.
I know. Well, all right, I have another thing to
tell you, which is that I got the car an
electric car. Sorry everybody, after your story last time and
I was like, oh, no, I'm kind of scared. I
got a little bit scared. I was like, okay, am
I going to be like knowing me and my anxious personality?
Am I going to want to be like driving around
looking for a plugin or whatever? Yeah? So I saw
our friend Adam Adam Lerner at a party Labor Day.
Went to a Labor Day party, ate way too much
junk food, but saw Adam there and I was like, Adam,
so I don't know why. I'm like a little bit
scared about this electric I'm having second thoughts about an
electric car. And he's like, no, I totally get it. Like,
but you do have a car that is already a hybrid,
so you do have a gas car. It's not like
you have one car. But also I get it, so like,
let me look for do you guys want like a
second hybrid? And I was like, that'd be great if
you could get it in at the price point. Right,
we were going to get the ID four because we
got the ID four for the threes. Yeah, our payment
is low. So I was like that would be so great,
and he goes, Okay, I totally got you. And then
he looked around and then he was like, yeah, no, okay.
Really He's like, you're gonna stick with electric And I
was like, all right, you'll be fine. But it's so
cute and it is like this is not just this
is not an ad for Adam, but it is so
great how John was like, yeah, so Adam's bringing the car,
like right, how it works? Yeah, and he just we
did the paperwork ahead of time. Then Adam just well,
not the paperwork, the credit. Yeah, check. Then the deal
is done. Adam came over, we were sent the we
signed off on our phones. Guy, the guy from the
dealership came, gave us our keys, was like, showed us
how to work the car, got our phones set up
in it, and like have a good day.
Speaker 2: Isn't that great? That's the best. That's what happened with me. Yeah,
and actuallyps really well, actually I'm okay.
Speaker 1: So I was complaining about the Tiguan that we have
because it's got this like a stutter you know, when
you're driving, it does a little thing, especially when you're
first driving it, where it lurches a little bit, and
apparently that's just what it does. Yes, I hate that,
but the electric car is drive so smooth and that
it does really good torque, Yes it does.
Speaker 2: That's what I like about those cars. Yeah, and hit
the gas it goes, it goes.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a fast driving golf cart, is what
it's like driving one of those things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it. I mean, you're it'll be fine.
Speaker 2: And like I drove over the weekend an hour and
a half away from my house. I went Melissa and
Suzanne took me for my birthday overnight. The place they
took me was the Terranneo Spawn Hotel in Palos Verdes. Okay, yeah,
so it's a good hour and a half. I didn't
have to do any I didn't have to charge my
car when I got there. The tesla I think I
might add have to It was I don't remember how
many miles, but it was an hour and a half away.
Speaker 1: I still had a full.
Speaker 2: Like good charge on my car when I got there
and then all the way back, so you know, there
was no need. And a lot of times these places
already have electric charging stations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for all kinds of cars. Yeah, my kids school
has one four electric spaces there. That's nice. Yeah, if
I ever wanted to go, is there school in charge up?
I don't know why I would, but if I could
go there, if I was going for like a school event,
charge my car. Well I'm doing it though, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I like it. And it also has this mode. I'm
sure yours does two regenerative mode, which the only reason
I don't like it. I keep it in the We
keep it in the regular mode because which is like
a gliding mode, so that when regenerative, as soon as
you take your foot off the gas, yes, it's stuff
like it's breaking, right, but like a golf cart like. Yeah,
but the other mode, I think it uses a little battery.
But when you take your foot off the gas, it
kind of glides. Yes, see, I like it the other
way you do. I like it when you take your
foot off the gas, it pretty much stops because I'm
used to it was used to. That's how the Tesla was.
Speaker 2: You could change it with the Tesla too, but I
started off that way and I get used to it.
Speaker 1: My kids hated driving the Tesla because of that.
Speaker 2: They get used to taking the foot off and having
a glide, so.
Speaker 1: They would switch it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you can switch it back and forth, right, But
I don't mind, like because that way when I'm going fast,
on the freeway. Just take my foot off and it's
still glides. This isn't like stop right, but it slows.
It slows it down faster. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1: So that happened, and then call Anoscopee. Listen, this is
what I want to say. This is a public service announcement. Yeah,
a lot of build up. I really didn't want to
do it. Now you say you've never done it, but
we did a long time ago. But oh you did
a long time ago. But I'm due for another one. Interesting, Okay,
did you do it because you had an issue? I
did it when I was younger.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, from like because I was like, I don't know,
constipated all the time. But my doctor recommended it, and
I did it and I was awake for it, like
I was remembering being on my side and being like
in Twilight.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, yeah, this is a long time ago,
like probably thirty years ago. Oh gosh, well my doctor
remember that when I and I put this on a
best of recently, because you know, you got to hear
about my colonoscope, my bad appointment with the guy that
was like, well you have to decide if you want
the Twilight or you want to be put out. And
then I was like, well, am I being a baby
if I want to be put out? I was like yeah,
it's whatever you want. And I was like, I don't
think I want to be awake now. So anyway, then
I went to the doctor that I have now, doctor Trevetti,
and he was like, oh, no, we're going to put
you and I was like okay, good. So yeah, so no,
I was put out. And then I also tell them like,
make sure I'm out before there's any butt stuff going on.
I don't even really want to be laying on my
side yet, like yeah, roll me, put me out, and
then do what you gotta do. And then I want
to wake up when it's done. I don't even want
to know that we're getting ready to do that. It's
bad enough that I'm naked. They make you get totally naked.
They do, yeah, no gown, I would, well, no, you're
in a gown. You know it closes in the back.
Obviously you can't there like, don't tie it. I'm like, okay,
I can't keep my bra on. They go, no, you
know why, because you're getting anesthesia, Like if something happened
and you have like your heart stops. They want to
be able to get there, but like you could get
there through my bro Oh I can't even wear underwear,
I know. So the worst part was definitely the here's
the thing nobody can quite prepare you for how disgusting
it is. You have to drink this stuff and the
way I did it, which there's different ways that they
do it, but there's two bottles, yeah, stuff that you drink,
that's it I don't want to do. And you got
to mix it with like I mixed it with some
crystal light. Yeah, and then it tastes pretty gross to me.
Some people are not as sensitive to like drinking gross stuff. Yeah,
I don't like it, and I tried to drink it
as fast as I could. But here's the problem. So
you drink one bottle of the stuff at four o'clock.
Then you got to wash it down with sixteen two
sixteen ounce ounces of water. Okay, but you've just had
sixteen ounces of a look good? So that's what is that.
I'm not good at math. So that's thirty two plus
another sixteen like what like forty eight right, yeah, forty fifty.
I don't know. It's a lot of ounces of liquid,
and then my brain start it's going right away like
am I gonna die of like water toxicity? Or can
you die of drinking? I think I feel like you
can yet maybe Yeah, I feel like that's happened in
some hazing incidents as they make you drink so much
water you die. So that's where my brain just goes, Okay,
that's enough. So then you poop. Then at seven o'clock
you gotta do the whole thing, so you gotta drink
another bottle. You got to drink all that water again.
By the time you're getting ready done with the second
thing of water, you know, you're like water is your
enemy number one. It's like looking at that water and
it's staring at you, and you're staring at it, and
it's you got another like bottle of it to go,
and you're like, ah, fuck off, I am not drinking
all this water. But then you do because you're like, well,
I don't want to not either way. I had breakfast
in the morning, you did. Yeah, some people will tell you.
Your doctor will tell you no food the day before
the procedure. I had to do. I do things my way. Yeah,
listen in the prep box that has the bottles. It
says you can have a light breakfast. The doctor said no,
the box said yes. So I took the advice. That
sounded better to me. I had a very light breakfast.
Nobody complained, what'd you have? I had two eggs. I
had two I scrambled two eggs and had a piece
of toast. Okay, that's good. Yeah, I had that at
like eight am. And what time was your procedure the
following day? At eleven am? The following day you have
the following day. That's the problem. You have to fast
the whole day before your procedure.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I thought you were drinking that the night
before the procedure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the night before the procedure. So the morning you start,
you start fasting that morning. You're not supposed to eat
anything the whole day before your procedure. Then you don't
start the drinking stuff until four o'clock that afternoon the
day before, so you're already hungry. Yeah right. You can
have like chicken broth, and you can have like popsicles.
Then I found out, which was good news to me,
that you can have gummy bears, just not red ones. Okay,
so I bought gummy bears and now I don't want
to see another gummy bear for the rest of the
fuck gummy bears. So yeah, So then I drink the
rest of the stuff. Then to top it off as
a little at prey at par Tif, you have to
drink a bottle of magnesium citrate, which is the very
like it's very tart. Yeah. It reminds me of the
stuff you have to drink when you do a diabetes test. Okay,
and you're pregnant. Yeah, that orange drink, it reminds me
of that. It's pretty gross. It's a whole bottle of it.
So I sucked that down and then I just felt
so gross.
Speaker 2: Is just not what I want to do, right, But
once you do that, yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 1: The day of was fine. You know. They're so sweet,
they're very nice and yeah see and they're your IV
and I said, put me out and they're like, no problem.
Oh yeah. And I was like before I turn on
my side, they're like, okay, good night. Yeah, they put
me out. I woke up. You feel fine, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I need to find a good doctor in
my area because I'm sure run oh for the oh
that's yeah, yes, okay, yeah, Okay, I'm going to call
that person, but not now.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not going to do it because you really
like now take me off. Okay, So I made it
sound bad, but it wasn't that. My whole public service
announcement was once you drink. That was the worst part,
is just drinking the stuff. But that's over in like
a couple hours, and then you find out that, like,
it's really important to find out if there's anything going on,
especially at our age, it's super important. And I'm very
grateful they have this this testing and it's a really
nice feeling to be told like you're good. Yeah. The
only thing they said to me was that I need
to be on a high fiber diet because I have
some kind of diverticuli, which is not diverticulitis that's when
you have an infection, but yeah, some kind of thing
that's going on that I told you the last one
I got the consult but they're like, it's good to
be on a high fiber diet, which so I bought
grape nut cereal. Oh that's good. I've had great nut
cereal for breakfast for two days. That's berries. That's nice.
That's good. Okay, I love an apple here and there. Yeah,
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