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<v Speaker 1>This is the JB and Sandy Show podcast. You can

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people doing their practice crackers tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>They're practicing with their fireworks lighting them off, which is

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<v Speaker 3>some crackers incredibly annoying. But I stopped a fireworks stand

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<v Speaker 3>in Lakeway the other day and I saw something, JB.

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<v Speaker 3>You know how we've always kind of laughed about lotto

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<v Speaker 3>tickets have funny names.

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<v Speaker 2>M I think firecrackers have taken the same play. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>it's entertaining.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, going to the fireworks stand, it's very entertaining.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean there's some funny ones. I trotted a few

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<v Speaker 3>of them down. I think there was one called the

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<v Speaker 3>Whistling bunk Holes.

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<v Speaker 4>Not to be confused with the Freedom fart, the freedom part.

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<v Speaker 3>There was another one I can read my handwritt the

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<v Speaker 3>Hunky Lighters.

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<v Speaker 2>That was too I thought lighters.

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<v Speaker 5>Monkey lighters. What about the botta being batta.

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<v Speaker 6>Boom, the bottle being gotta boo. That's a big one,

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<v Speaker 6>right classic. I think it's a big one called America's

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<v Speaker 6>middle finger. Oh that's red light boomed my pants.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for not few small children.

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<v Speaker 2>But I thought it was funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why they would name a fire cracker this,

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<v Speaker 3>but it was the reptile dysfunction.

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<v Speaker 2>Uncle Sam's hangover. Let's see. I jotted a few more

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<v Speaker 2>down here.

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<v Speaker 6>The ones that were shooting off last night and the

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<v Speaker 6>night before, I believe, were called the neighbor haters.

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<v Speaker 2>Neighbor haters.

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<v Speaker 5>What it made me do?

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<v Speaker 4>I did see one called hold my beer, which is

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<v Speaker 4>perfect because that's how a lot of this starts.

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<v Speaker 2>To tell everybody about Terry. What do you mean Terry

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<v Speaker 2>in the wheelchair?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my gosh, have you seen the video of Terry.

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<v Speaker 6>Terry is in a wheelchair and he's reaching down to

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<v Speaker 6>to light a firework, and there's somebody next to him

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<v Speaker 6>helping him light the firework. And as soon as it

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<v Speaker 6>gets lit and starts sparking, Terry's wheelchair won't wear.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I see Terry.

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<v Speaker 6>Reverse Terry and it's going off all around him. And

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<v Speaker 6>then today I saw a post that said, man, I

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<v Speaker 6>hope Terry's wheelchair is charged this year.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen that one, can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the one they were lighting off was the

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<v Speaker 3>tickle Twirler.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 4>I think's worst nightmare. Have you ever seen that one?

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<v Speaker 5>What about the Wizard of Oy.

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<v Speaker 3>The Whimsical Whiz That was another funny one too. So

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy your fireworks. I was not allowed fireworks as a

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<v Speaker 3>small child. I had to sneak around to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom, you weren't. Oh, it was a big production.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember as a kid, like, you know, everybody, you'd

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<v Speaker 4>fire them off in the street, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>You just go out and everybody in the neighborhood would

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<v Speaker 4>buy the big packs, you know, and everybody would just

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<v Speaker 4>kind of do it together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, and now still.

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<v Speaker 4>Like like when my family gets together in Kansas, we're

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<v Speaker 4>out at like my aunt's farm, and we go crazy

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<v Speaker 4>out there. Like I told you, when in Kansas, my

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<v Speaker 4>cousin takes me to go buy some we go to

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<v Speaker 4>someone's house, the garage, and it was all fireworks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like they don't mess around with it up there.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you ever have out on the farm the rum

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<v Speaker 6>and candle fights like my family did.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, not so much on the farm, but as

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<v Speaker 4>kids on the street. Yeah, you're holding it and pointing

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<v Speaker 4>him each other, and then you know, we called them

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<v Speaker 4>pop bottle rockets, right, because we would hold those in

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<v Speaker 4>point them at each other.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she would get on either side of the tank.

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<v Speaker 6>We'd have teams and have a Roman candle war trying

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<v Speaker 6>to hit the other one with the firework.

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<v Speaker 3>I was not allowed to participate in the fireworks as

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<v Speaker 2>Mother claims claims.

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<v Speaker 3>That her grandfather blew off three fingers with a firecracker,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, she regulated to just sparklers, which is.

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<v Speaker 3>And then of course my dad, who's tighter, and two

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<v Speaker 3>coats of paint. I mean, if it took a nickel

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<v Speaker 3>to poop, he would vomit is that cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>He would say, you want to see.

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<v Speaker 3>How we made fireworks when I was a kid, And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh boy, this ought to be good.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, come here, come here, came here. We got

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<v Speaker 2>to the garage.

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<v Speaker 3>He goes out in the garage, he gets this big

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<v Speaker 3>old pile of steel wool. Right then then he takes

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<v Speaker 3>a string and he ties it around the steel wool

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<v Speaker 3>into a knot, so it's got about three three feet

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<v Speaker 3>of string steel wool at the end of it. Then

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<v Speaker 3>reaches into his pocket, pulls out his Zippo lighter, lights

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<v Speaker 3>the steel wool on fire and then waves his hand

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<v Speaker 2>Like this, up and down, up and down. That was

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<v Speaker 2>his firework.

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<v Speaker 3>I go, that is a New York City ghetto firework

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<v Speaker 3>if I had ever seen one in my life. Embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, you just make a bunch of those

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<v Speaker 3>and go hang on. They got lady fingers out there.

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<v Speaker 3>They got bottle rockets in Roman. I'm not showing up

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<v Speaker 3>with the steel wool on the string.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The two lamest ones, that's pretty lame. But the two

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<v Speaker 4>lamest ones I recall are the the little things that

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<v Speaker 4>are like the charcoal snakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and they stay on the sidewalk. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And then there was you know the tank, the little

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<v Speaker 4>cardboard tank that was supposed to self prepare.

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<v Speaker 5>They never moved, never wearp Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Trisha loved the chicken that laid the egg though.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a.

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<v Speaker 6>Little card word shaped chicken and it would shoot flames

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<v Speaker 6>out of his biscuit hole. Was like, nothing says America

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<v Speaker 6>like a chicken firework.

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<v Speaker 5>It's so random.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't looked, and I guess I should have thought

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<v Speaker 3>of it. But are they doing the big fireworks display

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<v Speaker 3>at Auditorium Shores or what's the name of Auditorium Shores now.

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<v Speaker 2>Vic Mantea Vic Manteas. You can still say I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure they're doing it unless someone found a reason

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<v Speaker 3>to protest against fireworks on the fourth of July.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh Again, TikTok is at JB Sandy ATX Boy, we'd

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<v Speaker 3>love to hit forty followers by the end of the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Forty would be fun. Up next, Tricia's story We Love.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you going to report the news on?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you have?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 6>We have to talk about a new thing that the

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<v Speaker 6>Leander Police Department has installed at their location for lost pets.

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<v Speaker 6>And I think it's amazing and I want to go

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<v Speaker 6>park and just sit and watch people do this because

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<v Speaker 6>I think it would be hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, stay with us.

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<v Speaker 3>The story we Love coming up on Austin's eighties station

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Jab and Sandy Show.

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<v Speaker 3>point one. Tressa's got the story we Love for us

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<v Speaker 3>In just a second. She says, the Leander Police Department's

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<v Speaker 3>got something cool for the lost pet.

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<v Speaker 2>She'll tell about it, tell us about it. In just

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<v Speaker 3>Fun fact for everybody, the month of June was the

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<v Speaker 3>first time in six years that Austin, Texas did not

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<v Speaker 3>hit one hundred degrees.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to point that out to my dad when

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<v Speaker 4>he complains about the weather.

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<v Speaker 5>Cold summer he.

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<v Speaker 3>Spent all those years in Chicago. Those are great summers

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<v Speaker 3>up there. If you don't get shot right, it is bad,

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<v Speaker 3>But those summers up there are really really nice. In fact,

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<v Speaker 3>next week, my sister and my mom are going up

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<v Speaker 3>to Upper Michigan to a place. Oh how nice you've

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<v Speaker 3>been there, Trisha Mackinaw Island.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Mackinaw Island. I went there with your mom, ain't

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<v Speaker 5>your sister. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>They don't allow any engine propelled anything on the island.

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<v Speaker 6>You get around by bicycle, walking and horseback only. Oh cool,

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<v Speaker 6>it's so cool and beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't even like the ups and FedEx trucks. Don't they

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<v Speaker 3>red bicycles and pull wagons behind them or something.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, there are no engine propelled anything. Lawnmowers nothing allowed

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<v Speaker 6>on that island.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's the Land of Fudge.

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<v Speaker 6>The Land of Fudge. Yep, oh, it was so nice, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 6>That water is freaking cold. Our daughter jumped in. We

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<v Speaker 6>went kayaking, dump jumped in and it's like somebody shot

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<v Speaker 6>her out of the water and she landed back in

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<v Speaker 6>the kayak a cartoon, like a cartoon, it's so cold.

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<v Speaker 2>The stories we La has Portando left three. That's quite

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<v Speaker 2>an intro.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it is mister Felix for that.

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<v Speaker 6>So the Leander Police Department has found an easier way

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<v Speaker 6>for people who find lost pets to scan the pets

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<v Speaker 6>and find their owners. They have installed a pet scanner

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<v Speaker 6>right outside of their police department building. So if you

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<v Speaker 6>find a lost animal, you can drive to the police department,

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<v Speaker 6>get out and wave the animal under the scanner and

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<v Speaker 6>if it's somebody's pet, if it's if it's chipped, their

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<v Speaker 6>information will pop up on a screen and you can

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<v Speaker 6>call them to get their animal back to them sooner,

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<v Speaker 6>rather than waiting for like a vet's office to open

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<v Speaker 6>the next day or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like that, that's very cool because what we do

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<v Speaker 4>before go to the vet, right, yeah, I think it'll

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<v Speaker 4>wait and take it to that They don't they're not

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<v Speaker 4>really in that business of finding owners.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So is it like an HTB when you check

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<v Speaker 3>yourself out, you scan your own groceries, you scan the dog,

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<v Speaker 3>And it's just that's.

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<v Speaker 5>What I meant imagining you.

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<v Speaker 6>I have no idea what it looks like, but I

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<v Speaker 6>feel like it's a little one of those little red

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<v Speaker 6>scanner things, and I feel like people are just look

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<v Speaker 6>from left to right, you know, when you can't find

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<v Speaker 6>the barcode right and you have to move it all

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<v Speaker 6>around when you're doing a self checkout.

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<v Speaker 2>Just gave me an idea.

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<v Speaker 3>When we're not in the market for a dog right now,

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<v Speaker 3>but eventually we will because our dog died a few

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<v Speaker 3>years ago. Well, you know what we should do is

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<v Speaker 3>just go sit out there and when we see one

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<v Speaker 3>we like before they get to the scanner just wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>And go hey, by pew.

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<v Speaker 6>I I imagine just a line of people, like at

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<v Speaker 6>and when they get up there beep getting the information.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 6>I just think this is a brilliant device and they

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<v Speaker 6>are going to be installing more of them throughout the

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<v Speaker 6>city in Leander, and I just think it's such a

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<v Speaker 6>good idea, also entertaining.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it doesn't tie up the police to you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean. They can just scan it yourself

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<v Speaker 3>and then contact the owner. My gosh, what else can

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<v Speaker 3>you turn in at the police department and firehouse?

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<v Speaker 2>You can turn in a kid, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 5>Anything off with these guys, right, debait?

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<v Speaker 2>What do they call it? The Moses box? Moses Moses?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, you can just I think you just put

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<v Speaker 3>the baby into the little like you know when you

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<v Speaker 3>go and do a urine test at the doctor and

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<v Speaker 3>you put the little cup in there and you spin

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's the same thing with the baby. Just

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<v Speaker 2>put the baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, weird, that'd be weird if you're just some firefighters

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<v Speaker 3>sitting there eating, you know, King Ram's Castro'll wait for

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<v Speaker 3>the fire to go off and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 3>Holy crap, there's a baby in the.

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<v Speaker 5>Door, and now we have a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very strange.

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<v Speaker 3>That's something that Leander's doing that'll probably get copied all

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<v Speaker 3>over the place.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's a slick I got it's been forever, thank goodness.

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<v Speaker 4>But I dated a girl who's like probably five times

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<v Speaker 4>a year would bring home a random straight Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, then you're on the hook to find a home

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<v Speaker 2>for it and all this. Could you ever foster? No,

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<v Speaker 2>but I would do it.

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<v Speaker 4>I would consider it because, uh, you know that we

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<v Speaker 4>got that newer dog, Clyde, the little terrier mix, and

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<v Speaker 4>he came from a rescue where they don't have a

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<v Speaker 4>brick and mortar. They just they'll go down to South

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<v Speaker 4>Texas and Mexico and bring back like a dozen dogs

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<v Speaker 4>at a time, and they just have a foster network

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<v Speaker 4>around Austin and then they just use social media to

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<v Speaker 4>put the word out of what they have. That's how

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<v Speaker 6>So would you be a foster fail, Like, would you

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<v Speaker 6>be able to have the dog in foster and give

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<v Speaker 6>it away? Yeah, that's the problem with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I would get too attached.

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<v Speaker 5>That giant chocolate lab that showed up in our yard

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<v Speaker 5>and you wanted to keep him.

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<v Speaker 6>He had a collar with a name and fun number

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<v Speaker 6>on him and everything, and Sander's like, just take the

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<v Speaker 6>collar off, let's get I.

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<v Speaker 5>Was like, dude, you can't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I forget. You could try it. If they're so loyal

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<v Speaker 2>to their old home, they'll they'll run and go back.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he was good licking.

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<v Speaker 2>He was a good licking You remember his name.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't remember his name, but I remember.

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<v Speaker 6>We couldn't keep him because he had the biggest biscuit

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<v Speaker 6>hole on a dog. I've ever seen him by life.

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<v Speaker 6>It was all you could see. I was like, there's

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<v Speaker 6>no way we can have this dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Tricia could not get over the size of his butt.

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<v Speaker 6>He was just enormous. I just I was like, we

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<v Speaker 6>can't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>And Trisa's weird about stuff like that, Like we have

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<v Speaker 3>a dog, he's a weier dog that walks in our neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>And all Tricia will talk about is the size of his.

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<v Speaker 5>Junk, Like, why is it so big? He's this little

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<v Speaker 5>wiener dog.

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<v Speaker 6>If he's this long, I'm holding my hands up his

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<v Speaker 6>wiener is.

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<v Speaker 5>That like like that? Like it's disproportionate and it's all

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<v Speaker 5>you can see.

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<v Speaker 6>You can't pick him up right, No no way to safely.

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<v Speaker 5>Pick him up.

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