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<v Speaker 1>What with Lynchintago when Orlando is rock Station one O

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<v Speaker 1>one one double j r R. This hour brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by Pittmasters and Horrors with j r R. A

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<v Speaker 1>week from tomorrow, Mount Dora.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a good time. The exact date a

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<v Speaker 2>week from Tomorrow's the fourteenth of September, going on from

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<v Speaker 2>three to eight. Pitmasters and Poorrors is uh. Get your

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<v Speaker 1>Than there's twelve bucks in advance, just twelve Yeah, if

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<v Speaker 2>Day out there at fifteen. But it's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 2>good time. Your bourbon barbecue bacon, Well, we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>Barry from Shine Down out there with us. He's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>roll out another one of their new hot sauces and

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<v Speaker 2>if you sign autographs, gonna do a question to answer

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<v Speaker 2>session with him. And then we're having our tailgate cookoff

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<v Speaker 2>as well, which if you think you can cook a

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<v Speaker 2>good steak, that's the item that the competition will focus on.

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<v Speaker 2>You can sign up to try to be considered for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Again. At the website, everything is there for you to

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<v Speaker 1>know about Pitmasters and Pors.

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<v Speaker 2>Next Saturday, WJRR dot com slash events and just scroll down.

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<v Speaker 3>It's right there.

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<v Speaker 2>This is gonna be a good time, whole big old

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<v Speaker 2>party going on a mountain door ready for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder who's gonna win that steak cookoff? I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know a bunch. You are really good on the grill. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you whoever wins it wins Earthday Birthday

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<v Speaker 2>VIP tickets and Welcome to Rockville twenty twenty five VIP tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>The contestants all get to keep their grills too, their

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<v Speaker 1>Weber grills from Ace Hardware mount Door.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not too shabby.

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<v Speaker 1>Shakira who sodah?

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<v Speaker 4>We've established that over the years.

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<v Speaker 1>Here an update from her, this coming more than a

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<v Speaker 1>year after and we reported on this when it happened

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<v Speaker 1>that she reached the settlement with the Spanish prosecutors over

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<v Speaker 1>her tax fraud allegations. She ended up agreeing to pay

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<v Speaker 1>seven and a half million dollars, which was about half

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<v Speaker 1>of what they were looking to recoup for her time

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<v Speaker 1>living in Spain and not paying taxes according to them.

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<v Speaker 1>She is now speaking publicly for the first time about that,

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<v Speaker 1>in a new letter published by a Spanish newspaper. Shakira

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<v Speaker 1>has denied any wrongdoing, accusing Spanish authorities of quote burning

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<v Speaker 1>her at the stake, unquote.

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<v Speaker 3>They tarnished her name.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give that to you in order to make their

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<v Speaker 1>agency look better, and she said she only agreed to

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<v Speaker 1>settle for the sake of her two young sons, Milan

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<v Speaker 1>and Sasha. She says, I want to leave my children

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<v Speaker 1>the legacy of a woman who explained her reasons calmly

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<v Speaker 1>and in her own time when she considered it necessary,

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<v Speaker 1>not when she was forced to. I need to know

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<v Speaker 1>that that I made the decisions I made to protect them,

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<v Speaker 1>to be by their side, and to get on with

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<v Speaker 1>my life, not out of cowardice or guilts.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what it comes down to. Just keep those hips,

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<v Speaker 2>not lying. That's all we care about.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Your name is not tarnished because of some tax talk. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>when when I thank you, I don't think taxes. I

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<v Speaker 2>think the other tea where.

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<v Speaker 1>The yeah, God, she is just machine and so.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you Shakir for all you do.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep up the good work. Your name is good with us.

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<v Speaker 1>And most of you from what we've been able to gather, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think all our all our female listeners would say, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Shakira's hot.

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<v Speaker 1>New York City Council decided to have an investigation of

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<v Speaker 1>sorts done on the upkeep.

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<v Speaker 2>Of New York City public park bathrooms. Oh god, I

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<v Speaker 2>cannot even imagine. I think maybe that's why people go

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<v Speaker 2>behind trees in Central Park because they don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>walk in that back.

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<v Speaker 1>Even behind a tree in Central Park, you might find

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<v Speaker 1>what you're afraid of going into the bathroom, and.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why they go there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, where do I even begin with this? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>everything from you know, hobbyers of the world in there

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<v Speaker 1>doing that, zichos doing their toe tapping into the stall

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<v Speaker 1>next door, to needles. Well, yeah, there's that. There's multitudes

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<v Speaker 1>of these restrooms with no sort of toilet, paper, hand

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<v Speaker 1>towels or soap if.

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<v Speaker 2>You carry dude, why it's like me, you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to worry about that, I mean the soap portion.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 2>You're probably getting more germs just walking around anyway. Then

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<v Speaker 2>you have to worry about, you know, from going to

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Any any of us who've you know, visited New York

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<v Speaker 1>City on occasion, you know what it's like to try

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<v Speaker 1>to find a bathroom much less one that you're not

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<v Speaker 1>afraid of. Oh yeah, they don't even let you use them.

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<v Speaker 1>You walk in and say, hey, can I use your bathroom? No,

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<v Speaker 1>the answer is no, right, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Not even oh yeah, it's right around the corner, or no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's out of order. It's no your bar slice?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So now you're gonna walk in your bathroom with

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<v Speaker 2>a slice, all right, don't tempt me. I know New

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<v Speaker 2>York pizza is good, but I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 2>good good enough that I want to sit on a

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<v Speaker 2>toilet with it. And I'm not sitting on that toilet anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>How am I going to hold my slice when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>doing the hover move and there's not a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>the use left? But how about the subway restrooms? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>if you had to lick the seat of a park

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom toilet or wait, wait for it, or the seat

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<v Speaker 2>on a subway not nothing, not the toilet seat in

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<v Speaker 2>the subway bathroom, but the actual seat on a subway

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<v Speaker 2>or a New York park bathroom toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lose lose proposition, And there's no answer to that, Taco.

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<v Speaker 1>The answer is you're going to contract something from either

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<v Speaker 1>of those sources.

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<v Speaker 2>I think i'd do the subway seat, Yeah, because the

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<v Speaker 2>chances of the naked bottom are at least somewhat lower.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen homeless people making love on those.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's why I'm saying somewhat. I have to I

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<v Speaker 1>have to qualify it with that. I would tend to

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<v Speaker 1>agree with you if it was the gun to your head,

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<v Speaker 1>pick one or the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, subway seat, yeah, all right, if you're thrown another

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<v Speaker 2>one out there.

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<v Speaker 1>If you had to scrape up a piece of gum

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<v Speaker 1>and chew it off anywhere in New York City, or

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<v Speaker 1>lick a New York City public park restroom toilet, which

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<v Speaker 1>would you opt for? Which one? Which one?

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<v Speaker 3>What kind of gum is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Don't got a matter if it's which is it the

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<v Speaker 5>toilet seat in the public restroom in a park, random

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<v Speaker 5>park in New York City, random restroom, or a.

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<v Speaker 1>Piece of gum that's it's stuck to the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the lick because because when I do my lick, watch,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it on this piece of paper. When I

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<v Speaker 2>do my lick, nobody's really paying that much atten quick click.

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<v Speaker 2>They're looking away because they're so grossed out and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going like this, I like you someone eating breakfast

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<v Speaker 1>right now, going you guys suck?

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody just text in solo cup. Think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>They're referring to the the fsu bet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, and now that stand up comedian who wants to

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<v Speaker 1>fill it with both dog and human. If the Cowboys

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<v Speaker 1>don't win the Super Bowl, say you'll dig in all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Now we really scared off the breakfast all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Another reason to hate h O As guy in Arizona

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<v Speaker 1>has up hundreds of dollars of fines from the HOA

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<v Speaker 1>in his neighborhood, what is his unspeakable transgression?

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<v Speaker 3>Taco?

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<v Speaker 1>Back during the COVID time when lots of people were

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<v Speaker 1>stuck at home and the best you could do for

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<v Speaker 1>entertainment was get out and maybe go for a walk

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<v Speaker 1>or exercise a little, that's what inspired him to put

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<v Speaker 1>a Coleman cooler outside of his house, offering free water

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<v Speaker 1>to his neighbors, with tradition that he has continued to

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<v Speaker 1>this day. In fact, he thinks it's probably good public

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<v Speaker 1>service and very neighborly, seeing as Arizona and Phoenix has

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<v Speaker 1>gone north of one hundred days in a row over

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred degrees.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>People do that for the ups people and the garbage

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<v Speaker 2>man is there also.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to a cold drink for free, which he stalks

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<v Speaker 1>this thing every day and it's kind of known by

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<v Speaker 1>all the aforementioned.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're fire there. It's finding him for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, violating the association rule to store items out of view.

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<v Speaker 2>See Hoa's are are good about twenty percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>But I could tell you something that eighty percent their turns.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm happy I don't have one. You have one?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather have it or not? That's a I'll

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<v Speaker 2>give you the double edged sword. It is a double

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<v Speaker 2>edged sword. I'm not quite sure how effective ours is.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're very selectively effective when they want to be.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dying to talk to one of my neighbors. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>they had this huge crew of a tree cutters over

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<v Speaker 2>at their house. They took down like six trees, oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>right right down the front and had everything else trim

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<v Speaker 2>It looks great, looks awesome. And by the way the

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<v Speaker 2>trees they cut down, if I lived there, I would

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<v Speaker 2>have cut them down too. I'm just dying to know

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<v Speaker 2>if they got permission to do that or they just,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like I did, ask forgiveness later, because someone's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna complain someone if they haven't already, they're going to

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<v Speaker 2>Would they have to pay if they did not ad

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<v Speaker 2>would they have to pay per tree three?

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<v Speaker 4>What was it?

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<v Speaker 3>Three hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 4>I think I think I had a stroke a check

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<v Speaker 4>for two hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>Two hundred bucks per tree seed. Now they're looking at

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<v Speaker 3>twelve hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>It's plus whatever it costs to have all that huge

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<v Speaker 1>crew they have, like ten guys working. There's four trucks there.

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<v Speaker 1>They had permission.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure probably just said, look, these guys came and said,

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<v Speaker 2>all these are dead. They weren't dead, days were dead.

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<v Speaker 2>That you gotta go along with your name. No, I

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<v Speaker 2>say more power to them. I can't wait to find

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<v Speaker 3>R Orlando's rock station
