Speaker 1: What with Lynchintago when Orlando is rock Station one O
Speaker 1: one one double j r R. This hour brought to
Speaker 1: you by Pittmasters and Horrors with j r R. A
Speaker 1: week from tomorrow, Mount Dora.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a good time. The exact date a
Speaker 2: week from Tomorrow's the fourteenth of September, going on from
Speaker 2: three to eight. Pitmasters and Poorrors is uh. Get your
Speaker 2: tickets in advance WJRR dot com slash events for all
Speaker 2: the info.
Speaker 1: Than there's twelve bucks in advance, just twelve Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you get them.
Speaker 2: Day out there at fifteen. But it's gonna be a
Speaker 2: good time. Your bourbon barbecue bacon, Well, we're gonna have
Speaker 2: Barry from Shine Down out there with us. He's gonna
Speaker 2: roll out another one of their new hot sauces and
Speaker 2: if you sign autographs, gonna do a question to answer
Speaker 2: session with him. And then we're having our tailgate cookoff
Speaker 2: as well, which if you think you can cook a
Speaker 2: good steak, that's the item that the competition will focus on.
Speaker 2: You can sign up to try to be considered for that.
Speaker 1: Again. At the website, everything is there for you to
Speaker 1: know about Pitmasters and Pors.
Speaker 2: Next Saturday, WJRR dot com slash events and just scroll down.
Speaker 3: It's right there.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be a good time, whole big old
Speaker 2: party going on a mountain door ready for you.
Speaker 1: I wonder who's gonna win that steak cookoff? I know,
Speaker 1: I know a bunch. You are really good on the grill. Man.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you whoever wins it wins Earthday Birthday
Speaker 2: VIP tickets and Welcome to Rockville twenty twenty five VIP tickets.
Speaker 1: The contestants all get to keep their grills too, their
Speaker 1: Weber grills from Ace Hardware mount Door.
Speaker 4: It's not too shabby.
Speaker 1: Shakira who sodah?
Speaker 4: We've established that over the years.
Speaker 1: Here an update from her, this coming more than a
Speaker 1: year after and we reported on this when it happened
Speaker 1: that she reached the settlement with the Spanish prosecutors over
Speaker 1: her tax fraud allegations. She ended up agreeing to pay
Speaker 1: seven and a half million dollars, which was about half
Speaker 1: of what they were looking to recoup for her time
Speaker 1: living in Spain and not paying taxes according to them.
Speaker 1: She is now speaking publicly for the first time about that,
Speaker 1: in a new letter published by a Spanish newspaper. Shakira
Speaker 1: has denied any wrongdoing, accusing Spanish authorities of quote burning
Speaker 1: her at the stake, unquote.
Speaker 3: They tarnished her name.
Speaker 1: I'll give that to you in order to make their
Speaker 1: agency look better, and she said she only agreed to
Speaker 1: settle for the sake of her two young sons, Milan
Speaker 1: and Sasha. She says, I want to leave my children
Speaker 1: the legacy of a woman who explained her reasons calmly
Speaker 1: and in her own time when she considered it necessary,
Speaker 1: not when she was forced to. I need to know
Speaker 1: that that I made the decisions I made to protect them,
Speaker 1: to be by their side, and to get on with
Speaker 1: my life, not out of cowardice or guilts.
Speaker 2: Here's what it comes down to. Just keep those hips,
Speaker 2: not lying. That's all we care about.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Your name is not tarnished because of some tax talk. Okay,
Speaker 2: when when I thank you, I don't think taxes. I
Speaker 2: think the other tea where.
Speaker 1: The yeah, God, she is just machine and so.
Speaker 4: Thank you Shakir for all you do.
Speaker 3: Keep up the good work. Your name is good with us.
Speaker 1: And most of you from what we've been able to gather, I.
Speaker 2: Think all our all our female listeners would say, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Shakira's hot.
Speaker 1: New York City Council decided to have an investigation of
Speaker 1: sorts done on the upkeep.
Speaker 2: Of New York City public park bathrooms. Oh god, I
Speaker 2: cannot even imagine. I think maybe that's why people go
Speaker 2: behind trees in Central Park because they don't want to
Speaker 2: walk in that back.
Speaker 1: Even behind a tree in Central Park, you might find
Speaker 1: what you're afraid of going into the bathroom, and.
Speaker 4: That's why they go there.
Speaker 3: That's what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where do I even begin with this? I mean
Speaker 1: everything from you know, hobbyers of the world in there
Speaker 1: doing that, zichos doing their toe tapping into the stall
Speaker 1: next door, to needles. Well, yeah, there's that. There's multitudes
Speaker 1: of these restrooms with no sort of toilet, paper, hand
Speaker 1: towels or soap if.
Speaker 2: You carry dude, why it's like me, you don't have
Speaker 2: to worry about that, I mean the soap portion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: You're probably getting more germs just walking around anyway. Then
Speaker 2: you have to worry about, you know, from going to
Speaker 2: the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Any any of us who've you know, visited New York
Speaker 1: City on occasion, you know what it's like to try
Speaker 1: to find a bathroom much less one that you're not
Speaker 1: afraid of. Oh yeah, they don't even let you use them.
Speaker 1: You walk in and say, hey, can I use your bathroom? No,
Speaker 1: the answer is no, right, it's.
Speaker 2: Not even oh yeah, it's right around the corner, or no,
Speaker 2: it's out of order. It's no your bar slice?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, So now you're gonna walk in your bathroom with
Speaker 2: a slice, all right, don't tempt me. I know New
Speaker 2: York pizza is good, but I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: good good enough that I want to sit on a
Speaker 2: toilet with it. And I'm not sitting on that toilet anyway.
Speaker 2: How am I going to hold my slice when I'm
Speaker 2: doing the hover move and there's not a lot of
Speaker 2: the use left? But how about the subway restrooms? Okay,
Speaker 2: if you had to lick the seat of a park
Speaker 2: bathroom toilet or wait, wait for it, or the seat
Speaker 2: on a subway not nothing, not the toilet seat in
Speaker 2: the subway bathroom, but the actual seat on a subway
Speaker 2: or a New York park bathroom toilet.
Speaker 1: That's a lose lose proposition, And there's no answer to that, Taco.
Speaker 1: The answer is you're going to contract something from either
Speaker 1: of those sources.
Speaker 2: I think i'd do the subway seat, Yeah, because the
Speaker 2: chances of the naked bottom are at least somewhat lower.
Speaker 3: I've seen homeless people making love on those.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's why I'm saying somewhat. I have to I
Speaker 1: have to qualify it with that. I would tend to
Speaker 1: agree with you if it was the gun to your head,
Speaker 1: pick one or the other.
Speaker 2: Sure, subway seat, yeah, all right, if you're thrown another
Speaker 2: one out there.
Speaker 1: If you had to scrape up a piece of gum
Speaker 1: and chew it off anywhere in New York City, or
Speaker 1: lick a New York City public park restroom toilet, which
Speaker 1: would you opt for? Which one? Which one?
Speaker 3: What kind of gum is it?
Speaker 5: Don't got a matter if it's which is it the
Speaker 5: toilet seat in the public restroom in a park, random
Speaker 5: park in New York City, random restroom, or a.
Speaker 1: Piece of gum that's it's stuck to the ground.
Speaker 2: It's the lick because because when I do my lick, watch,
Speaker 2: I'll do it on this piece of paper. When I
Speaker 2: do my lick, nobody's really paying that much atten quick click.
Speaker 2: They're looking away because they're so grossed out and.
Speaker 1: I'm going like this, I like you someone eating breakfast
Speaker 1: right now, going you guys suck?
Speaker 3: Somebody just text in solo cup. Think about it.
Speaker 2: They're referring to the the fsu bet.
Speaker 1: Oh, and now that stand up comedian who wants to
Speaker 1: fill it with both dog and human. If the Cowboys
Speaker 1: don't win the Super Bowl, say you'll dig in all right?
Speaker 3: Now we really scared off the breakfast all right?
Speaker 1: Another reason to hate h O As guy in Arizona
Speaker 1: has up hundreds of dollars of fines from the HOA
Speaker 1: in his neighborhood, what is his unspeakable transgression?
Speaker 3: Taco?
Speaker 1: Back during the COVID time when lots of people were
Speaker 1: stuck at home and the best you could do for
Speaker 1: entertainment was get out and maybe go for a walk
Speaker 1: or exercise a little, that's what inspired him to put
Speaker 1: a Coleman cooler outside of his house, offering free water
Speaker 1: to his neighbors, with tradition that he has continued to
Speaker 1: this day. In fact, he thinks it's probably good public
Speaker 1: service and very neighborly, seeing as Arizona and Phoenix has
Speaker 1: gone north of one hundred days in a row over
Speaker 1: one hundred degrees.
Speaker 3: I think it's very nice.
Speaker 2: People do that for the ups people and the garbage
Speaker 2: man is there also.
Speaker 1: Welcome to a cold drink for free, which he stalks
Speaker 1: this thing every day and it's kind of known by
Speaker 1: all the aforementioned.
Speaker 3: And they're fire there. It's finding him for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, violating the association rule to store items out of view.
Speaker 2: See Hoa's are are good about twenty percent of the time.
Speaker 2: But I could tell you something that eighty percent their turns.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm happy I don't have one. You have one?
Speaker 2: Would you rather have it or not? That's a I'll
Speaker 2: give you the double edged sword. It is a double
Speaker 2: edged sword. I'm not quite sure how effective ours is.
Speaker 2: I think they're very selectively effective when they want to be.
Speaker 2: I'm dying to talk to one of my neighbors. Yesterday
Speaker 2: they had this huge crew of a tree cutters over
Speaker 2: at their house. They took down like six trees, oh boy,
Speaker 2: right right down the front and had everything else trim
Speaker 2: It looks great, looks awesome. And by the way the
Speaker 2: trees they cut down, if I lived there, I would
Speaker 2: have cut them down too. I'm just dying to know
Speaker 2: if they got permission to do that or they just,
Speaker 2: you know, like I did, ask forgiveness later, because someone's
Speaker 2: gonna complain someone if they haven't already, they're going to
Speaker 2: Would they have to pay if they did not ad
Speaker 2: would they have to pay per tree three?
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 3: Three hundred dollars?
Speaker 4: I think I think I had a stroke a check
Speaker 4: for two hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: Two hundred bucks per tree seed. Now they're looking at
Speaker 3: twelve hundred.
Speaker 1: It's plus whatever it costs to have all that huge
Speaker 1: crew they have, like ten guys working. There's four trucks there.
Speaker 1: They had permission.
Speaker 2: I'm sure probably just said, look, these guys came and said,
Speaker 2: all these are dead. They weren't dead, days were dead.
Speaker 2: That you gotta go along with your name. No, I
Speaker 2: say more power to them. I can't wait to find
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