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<v Speaker 1>Stuck at home.

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<v Speaker 2>And alone.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd think I could have some.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun on my own, but not all.

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<v Speaker 3>If with Cecily and Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, Hello, welcome to bord A f It's I

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<v Speaker 1>almost told you what time it is. It's me Stephanie

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm here with Cecily, and you know we're doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're giving it to you, given it are We are

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<v Speaker 1>giving it up from our roy houjens, what what.

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<v Speaker 3>From our regions.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me just say, get right off of that good stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of you guys like murders. I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 4>get up in it. I know a lot of people

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<v Speaker 4>like murders.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I'm not that into murders. Murders.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like them. No, I like colts, No, check yourself,

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<v Speaker 4>I do not. I like the Keith Renae of it all.

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<v Speaker 4>I do not like the murders. I hate that should

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<v Speaker 4>I never watch anything like that. I hate I hate

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<v Speaker 4>every I've always hated it, and I've always been shocked

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<v Speaker 4>that it like is so popular that people watch like Dateline.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like the way that stuff is framed. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't like like. I just don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>People like it. You know what, I'm gonna say this,

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<v Speaker 1>I used to like it more for some reason. And

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<v Speaker 1>I also I feel the same way. I'll look at

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<v Speaker 1>my podcast app and I'll go, God, I have so

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<v Speaker 1>many like dateline forty, all these things, and I go,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to listen to any of this.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not even very well done anymore. No, they're not

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<v Speaker 4>that put together. I mean they're like, you know, the

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<v Speaker 4>problem is everybody's got a boss that's trying to make

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<v Speaker 4>them put out too much content, and then it's not

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<v Speaker 4>going to be good because those forty those dateline ones

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<v Speaker 4>are so bad. It'll just be like, ugh, and that

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<v Speaker 4>was her teacher. But it wasn't her teacher, was it

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<v Speaker 4>after all? Because he wasn't a teacher. You're like, why

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<v Speaker 4>did you take me down this road of thinking that

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<v Speaker 4>the teacher killed this person? And you know that I'm

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<v Speaker 4>very easily swayed, which is why I'm bringing this up.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I can I just say one thing before we

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<v Speaker 1>get to that, because because why not?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? But one of the and this is this is

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<v Speaker 3>a literal hack.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a hack thought. We used to call it

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<v Speaker 1>hacky people that aren't comics. We would go, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's so hacky. But uh, this is a real thought

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<v Speaker 1>that I have oftentimes when I am listening to true

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<v Speaker 1>crime stuff, is they focus so much on whether the

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<v Speaker 1>victim was attractive, and it never stops bothering me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>always like, okay, and I'm not even going to get

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<v Speaker 1>into the whole like lights up a room like I want.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder though, sometimes when somebody's doing saying that somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>being interviewed and they go, yeah, she would light up

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<v Speaker 1>a room, I wonder if they know that's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like just a joke at this point to say that, Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>how many memes and jokes are about lighting up a room?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't want to light up a room because

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm gonna get murdered. Hope no one describes okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is a lot of times we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>like she was so pretty. It's like, well, okay, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, not everyone is pretty. So I really

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<v Speaker 1>feel strongly that saying how attractive somebody is after they've

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<v Speaker 1>died doesn't really do us that much good, except to

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<v Speaker 1>say that I guess we would want that, aren't that attractive?

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<v Speaker 3>Like we would want that if we were murdered.

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<v Speaker 4>We want them that to be the first thing they'd

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<v Speaker 4>say if we're you're a ghost and you're looking down

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<v Speaker 4>at this date line, and'd be like, oh, it's nice.

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<v Speaker 4>It helps takes the sting out of the murder a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit. I think if you're the ghost of the person, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'm pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>What if there was like a dateline about you. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so and then and then and they're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>she was so beautiful, like everybody loved how beautiful she was.

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<v Speaker 1>And then people wrote in in the comments and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, we so miss Cecily. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to use you because that's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. What if there was a person, you know, and

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, she was so beautiful and then people wrote

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<v Speaker 3>in and they're like, I love this Cheryl is amazing,

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<v Speaker 3>but she wasn't that hot at all, like she was

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<v Speaker 3>always wouldn't read.

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<v Speaker 4>The comments as a ghost. You wouldn't know as a

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<v Speaker 4>ghost not to read the comments. Everyone knows not to

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<v Speaker 4>read the comments, so that is like one oh one

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<v Speaker 4>ghost time and.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, but you'd also feel bad if you're the

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<v Speaker 1>person's like somebody who's close to the person, you'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish they didn't say that in the first place

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<v Speaker 1>so people didn't feel like they had to come set

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<v Speaker 1>the record straight.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna I'm gonna push back on this. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>tell you why I had. You know, we've had trolls

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<v Speaker 4>in our lives, right, we both have had people say

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<v Speaker 4>terrible things. And one time I had like somebody trolling

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<v Speaker 4>me pretty hard at KZLA when I was doing morning radio.

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<v Speaker 4>People told me just whenever. And sometimes they'll just say

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<v Speaker 4>the meanest things and they'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Be like, uugh, she's this, she's that whatever, and like

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<v Speaker 1>all she has is her looks.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone said that one time and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you, Like seriously, all she's not funny, not

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<v Speaker 1>a single thing she's as funny. I hated this book.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, she just gets by because she's like cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that you know what?

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<v Speaker 3>That helps a little? Thank you. I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sadly, nobody's done that with me.

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<v Speaker 3>When I get trolled, it's always like Anne, she looks

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<v Speaker 3>really old.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, but what if they added like she is funny?

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<v Speaker 4>I can't take that away from her. That doesn't help

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<v Speaker 4>as much as it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty cute, though I can't take that away from her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, listen, it doesn't happen all the time. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god.

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<v Speaker 4>One time, I remember, okay, I made a tweet that

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<v Speaker 4>I regret to the end of days.

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<v Speaker 3>I regret it so much.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes remember when we used to make tweets that were

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<v Speaker 1>not great at it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'm not saying I'm not on the level of like,

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<v Speaker 4>remember that woman that was going to Africa.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like a writer and she's the way to Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>Favorite story in the entire world. I could talk about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I could talk about this every episode of bord A

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<v Speaker 1>f if you want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I would very much like that.

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<v Speaker 1>She whatever her name was, she was friends with our friends,

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<v Speaker 1>like we have mutual friends with her, and I really yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know who was friends with her was Simpson's guy.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not going to say the name we were calling

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<v Speaker 1>him because that was just mean. Okay, we're beyond that.

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<v Speaker 1>But they were buddies and he was all worried about her.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like she was never the same after that. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, well, she tweeted something pretty fucking crazy, like

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<v Speaker 1>she was kind of being funny it was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>it felt like something you or I would say but

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<v Speaker 1>to each other, but not on a tweet. No, Like, now,

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<v Speaker 1>remind us again, since you like the stray what she tweeted.

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<v Speaker 1>She gets on a plane.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and she goes, I'm going to Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, I'm going to Africa, and she goes, hope

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get AIDS or something like that, and then

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<v Speaker 1>she goes but she goes, just kidding, I'm white.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we would not say that even as a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>We wouldn't that Sarah Silverman let level thing that, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know how we love Sarah's joke. And I always

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<v Speaker 4>bring this up when we talk about this because there's

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<v Speaker 4>a difference between her joke, which is just like, oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, like everybody's so weirded out about like Obama

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<v Speaker 4>like being black. Remember that joke is like being black.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like, you guys, be more positive. He's half white.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just it was at her boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, it was about Obama though.

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<v Speaker 3>That was similar.

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<v Speaker 1>But even okay, I'm agreeing with you, but also just

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<v Speaker 1>saying like I wouldn't. Of course we know better, but

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<v Speaker 1>she's not a professional. This woman was not a professional

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<v Speaker 1>a writer. She was a professional working writer. She was

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<v Speaker 1>like IPR or something. She was something not She was

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<v Speaker 1>not a comedy person. She should never have been doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>But people went crazy. Yes, by the time she got

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<v Speaker 1>off the plane, she was one hundred percent canceled. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was and look and it was crazy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like her life just completely spiraled.

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<v Speaker 3>That sucks.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're trying to make trying to make a joke again,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's like there's no basis for the joke. It's

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<v Speaker 4>just awful. It's just awful for the sake of being awful.

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<v Speaker 4>Great basis is mean and it's whereas Sarah. But all

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying, and I'm not I am not defending her.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just saying that she wasn't meaning she wasn't actually

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<v Speaker 4>saying like a straightforward but people can't. You can't do

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<v Speaker 4>that because I mean, she wasn't like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>everybody in Africa has aids or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't trying to do that. She was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be sardonic. It just didn't work.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you what I said. So I this

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<v Speaker 4>was on a tweet and luckily not a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>people followed me. And I'm not going to say who

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<v Speaker 4>the person was that I was joking about, but a

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<v Speaker 4>movie star was posted with his wife, okay, and my

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<v Speaker 4>joke was I posted under it whatever, I love the

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<v Speaker 4>beard and I like the facial hair too, okay because

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<v Speaker 4>this person.

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<v Speaker 1>So you get it.

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<v Speaker 4>And it wasn't out of the woke and I wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>out someone. This is somebody that like it was kind

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<v Speaker 4>of known. It's not a huge deal and it doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>really matter, but I wouldn't tweet it again. And this

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<v Speaker 4>person had this mega fan, this guy, this total crazy

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<v Speaker 4>megafan of the person who attacked me for like a

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<v Speaker 4>year after.

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<v Speaker 3>This, from different accounts.

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<v Speaker 4>I would block his account and he had like fifteen

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<v Speaker 4>Twitter accounts and just kept coming and he was like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh my god, you're gonna make fun of him, like

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<v Speaker 4>look at your fucking face. And then he would like

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<v Speaker 4>do the thing read screenshot a picture of me and

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<v Speaker 4>then make it like bigger, like find a part of

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<v Speaker 4>my face that he didn't like you know people do that,

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<v Speaker 4>oh yeah, And I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like holy shit, like what the hell?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like you know what, but he like,

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<v Speaker 3>I never made that.

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<v Speaker 4>I never made that joke. Again, not that bad, I

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<v Speaker 4>sure got. I mean it was kind of fun. I

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<v Speaker 1>Would I tweet it now?

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<v Speaker 1>And she I don't know if she wrote to me

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<v Speaker 1>in not offensive, but it does come off as offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>And at the time though, I do remember being like,

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<v Speaker 3>Cool, like that cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So we do think, we live and learn and we

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<v Speaker 3>Not everybody does well.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't, or we just don't tweet at all.

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<v Speaker 4>Or some people say really terrible racists and anti Semitic

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<v Speaker 1>And they're not kidding, like they're not they're not and they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Not kidding, and they say them to me in the

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<v Speaker 4>Other friends who don't say anything either, So that also happens,

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<v Speaker 4>which is crazy. So not only is there not a

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<v Speaker 4>say that I'm in God, we could all use somebody

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<v Speaker 4>like that, like championing, you know, like for us.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd love that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know why this guy that came for me

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<v Speaker 4>talking about. It was crazy, but I also in sanity

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<v Speaker 4>what there were so many Twitter accounts just coming coming coming,

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<v Speaker 3>So the main guy followed his fake Twitter accounts.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I know this is the same person, right,

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<v Speaker 4>I just kept reporting them and he finally went away.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, in conclusion to this little part of

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<v Speaker 1>the story and we're getting to the other part of

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<v Speaker 1>the story that has to do with murder. In conclusion,

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<v Speaker 1>people on the Internet are out of their minds. Just

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<v Speaker 4>I don't say people on the internet just people are

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<v Speaker 4>out of the people are.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of their minds.

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<v Speaker 1>But the Internet that the anonymity of the internet, perceived anonymity,

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<v Speaker 1>has made people that like, if they just don't like you,

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<v Speaker 1>they will go to everywhere that you exist online to

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<v Speaker 3>And that's a sickness. It is sickness.

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<v Speaker 4>And I wouldn't that be needed if there was like

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<v Speaker 4>a potion that one day everybody there's just like a sprinkle,

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<v Speaker 4>it's sprinkled on by a faery and that it lifts

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<v Speaker 4>everybody's anonymous handles so you can see who everybody really

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, there'd be too many people to deal with.

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<v Speaker 4>There'd be too much of a reckoning. What I would

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<v Speaker 4>just be like a billion people that you have to

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<v Speaker 4>be like what.

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<v Speaker 1>What I think is funny is that? And this has

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<v Speaker 1>happened on for crying out loud, So for you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in almost any group you can you can comment anonymously. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but what people don't realize is the admin the moderate group,

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<v Speaker 1>the moderator admin can just put the cursor over your

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<v Speaker 1>to say something like make a comment that was like

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<v Speaker 1>they know who you are. So of course, yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>clicked on the name, I saw who it was. I

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<v Speaker 1>I and she felt really stupid. I think she took

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<v Speaker 1>her because it was so mean spirited. But it was

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<v Speaker 1>such a gotcha moment. It was so funny to just

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh my god, you thought you did something.

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<v Speaker 3>There and you say what that was or was it not?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't not? I don't even remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly don't remember. I wouldn't mind telling you what

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else said about me, but yeah, I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely don't remember. It was just they thought they were

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<v Speaker 1>so funny, so cute. Oh we see you.

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<v Speaker 3>Check that everybody?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, check you? Who got to check me?

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<v Speaker 3>Boo? I am that's right now.

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<v Speaker 4>The reason all this murdershit came up is because I

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<v Speaker 4>was scrolling. I had like ten minutes off work a

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<v Speaker 4>twelve hour day and that, and Stuffie knows that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>It's about ten minutes that I waited for my food.

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<v Speaker 4>That by the way, door Dash took the first round

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<v Speaker 4>of my food.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you like you couldn't get it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, because the guy sent me a message on the app.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't even see it on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like I tried to buzz up but

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<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't buzz so then he just left.

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<v Speaker 3>So I messaged back.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, well come back, I'm right here also,

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<v Speaker 4>and then he just never wrote back, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>so you just took my food because you know they

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<v Speaker 4>don't take it back to the place, right, They wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>even take it back. So I'm like, so I just

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<v Speaker 4>paid forty five dollars, like what? So then I had

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<v Speaker 4>to reorder again talk to door dash. I was proud

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<v Speaker 4>of myself for the way I handled it this time,

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<v Speaker 4>which is still not like as good as what some

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<v Speaker 4>people would do. There's still a lot of like I

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<v Speaker 4>stayed calm and wasn't as upset, but I do stay.

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<v Speaker 4>I did say things like not really that hard right

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<v Speaker 4>to like take it, like pick up the thing and

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<v Speaker 4>then just like deliver, just like drive it and deliver it.

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<v Speaker 4>Not hard, right, And the lady's like, man, what would

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<v Speaker 4>you like me to do? I'm like, redeliver it and

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<v Speaker 4>also take the tip off. I'm not tipping that guy

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<v Speaker 4>that didn't deliver it because it's all automatically on there,

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<v Speaker 4>and like, yeah, the tip doesn't get refunded.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like take the tip off, refund that. And they're like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you sure you want the whole tip refunded.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, were they going to sound pretty different though? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>And then I said I will tip them separately. If

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<v Speaker 4>they show up, I will tip them. I'm not tipping.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not pre tipping, so take the other tip off.

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<v Speaker 4>Like okay, so I did I just cash them anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>In conclusion, they suck and I said it. They're not

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<v Speaker 4>a sponsor of mine, they don't own me. Fuck you

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<v Speaker 4>door Dash, fuck you murder, fuck you Twitter. That's how

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<v Speaker 4>I feel today.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So in my ten minutes off, I was like

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<v Speaker 1>chowing down on my taco I took put on CNN,

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<v Speaker 1>and on CNN they were discussing apparently a very popular murder.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, a guy named Brian Walsh has been accused

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<v Speaker 1>of murdering his wife. Now, I didn't know anything about

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<v Speaker 1>this murder, and I watched literally four minutes of this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I have such strong opinions.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, yeah, he did it. Well, he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>clearly do it.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know that because he's on trial, right, did

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<v Speaker 1>he clear Okay, well, he's on the five of this trial.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, he admitted to He basically admitted to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he just did yeah, Oh that's not as fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about it, though, I think, so let's look

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<v Speaker 1>it up. So I'm on c and I'm just.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to read you what we know.

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<v Speaker 1>The first week of testimony of this guy, Brian Walsh's

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<v Speaker 1>murder trial in Massachusetts has come to an end. The

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<v Speaker 1>jury heard from two dozen witnesses called by the Commonwealth

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<v Speaker 1>in its case against walsher prosecutor's work to prove that

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<v Speaker 1>he killed his wife. Her name was Anna Walsh around

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<v Speaker 1>New Year's Day twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 4>God, that's so long ago. That's three years ago. Yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>you're right. Unbeknownst to the jury, Walsh had already pleaded

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<v Speaker 4>has already pleaded guilty way to misleading police after her

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<v Speaker 4>disappearance and in properly disposing of his wife's body.

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<v Speaker 3>But he maintains hold on, but he maintains he did

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<v Speaker 3>not kill her. They always posed her body. He just

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<v Speaker 3>disposed of her body. But he was like, how did

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<v Speaker 3>this body get here?

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<v Speaker 1>That's makings he did not kill the corporate real estate manager.

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<v Speaker 1>They put that in there like they do at fifty six. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, you know, they said her age,

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<v Speaker 1>the corporate real estate manager and mother of three. He

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<v Speaker 1>faced his life in prison without the possibility of parole

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<v Speaker 1>if convicted.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll all say so they okay. So.

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<v Speaker 1>A Massachusetts state trooper who started testifying on Thursday, continued

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<v Speaker 1>to tell the jury data that he processed from Brian

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<v Speaker 1>Walsh's phone.

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<v Speaker 3>I love when there's like texts.

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<v Speaker 4>I always think that's interesting, including messages and calls recorded

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<v Speaker 4>between his and Anna's device. Okay, a retired state trooper

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<v Speaker 4>took the stand. Blah blah blah, just said that could

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<v Speaker 4>admit more physical evidence into the record, including a hack

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<v Speaker 4>saw a hatchet. He didn't do it there, Come on,

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<v Speaker 4>be fair that were recovered from a dumpster near the

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<v Speaker 4>apartment complex where his mother lived.

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<v Speaker 3>Ooh, that's fair, very scary. Prosecutors have worked this week

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<v Speaker 3>to show the jury evidence.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so there was a hacks all on a hatchet,

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<v Speaker 4>but that could be explained in many ways.

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<v Speaker 3>It was Thanksgiving. Wait, no, it wasn't even Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>Then there was a medical examiner who testified, telling the

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<v Speaker 1>jury about this guy's efforts to determine whether he googled

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<v Speaker 1>whether human tissue could be detected on some of those

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<v Speaker 1>on the items. Wait, telling the jury about, oh, his

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<v Speaker 1>efforts to determine whether any human tissue could So maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's the medical examiner's efforts, not the guy. He expected

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<v Speaker 1>to retake the trial on Monday, So he's coming back

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<v Speaker 1>this guy to be like, yeah, there may or may

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<v Speaker 4>We'll find out. But then there's text messages. Okay, what

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<v Speaker 4>have we not know?

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<v Speaker 1>You knew about this guy this whole week and you haven't. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't, That's what I'm saying. I when you said, hey,

425
00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:53.480
<v Speaker 1>we should talk about this murder guy, and I was

426
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<v Speaker 1>literally like, what murder guy?

427
00:19:55.799 --> 00:19:56.400
<v Speaker 3>In my mind?

428
00:19:56.839 --> 00:19:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I said it though out loud to myself in my mind.

429
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<v Speaker 1>So I look it up and then I immediately saw

430
00:20:01.799 --> 00:20:04.440
<v Speaker 1>that he'd already he'd confessed or whatever.

431
00:20:05.119 --> 00:20:06.680
<v Speaker 3>We kind of confessed, it says.

432
00:20:06.759 --> 00:20:09.319
<v Speaker 4>Data from his cell phone shows messages sent to Anna,

433
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<v Speaker 4>his wife, her cell phone between January tewond and fourth

434
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<v Speaker 4>after her death.

435
00:20:14.119 --> 00:20:15.720
<v Speaker 3>Now that's odd, don't you think.

436
00:20:16.599 --> 00:20:19.799
<v Speaker 1>So she died around New Year's Day, but he sent

437
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<v Speaker 1>text messages.

438
00:20:20.759 --> 00:20:22.400
<v Speaker 3>What yeah, they all do that.

439
00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:25.640
<v Speaker 1>They all fucking do that. That's the thing to go, Like, what,

440
00:20:25.759 --> 00:20:28.519
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know she was dead? I was texting her.

441
00:20:28.720 --> 00:20:29.279
<v Speaker 3>She says.

442
00:20:29.319 --> 00:20:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. At the time, he told investigators she hadn't seen

443
00:20:31.720 --> 00:20:33.440
<v Speaker 1>or heard from his wife since she left for a

444
00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:37.440
<v Speaker 1>flight to DC to handle a work emergency at six

445
00:20:37.480 --> 00:20:41.640
<v Speaker 1>am on New Year's Day. Okay, So, his defense attorney

446
00:20:41.640 --> 00:20:44.079
<v Speaker 1>told the jury in their opening statement that Walsh found

447
00:20:44.079 --> 00:20:47.240
<v Speaker 1>his wife dead in their bed in the early hours

448
00:20:47.279 --> 00:20:49.480
<v Speaker 1>of New Year's Day, and he panicked and then lied

449
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<v Speaker 1>to investigators.

450
00:20:52.319 --> 00:20:54.960
<v Speaker 3>She just died. I don't even know how she would

451
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<v Speaker 3>have died, so I don't want messages.

452
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<v Speaker 1>And then he said, oh, this is crazy what he did.

453
00:21:01.200 --> 00:21:04.000
<v Speaker 4>Then after he knew, so now he's like, okay, yeah, sorry,

454
00:21:04.039 --> 00:21:06.319
<v Speaker 4>she was dead. I freaked out and I did dismember

455
00:21:06.359 --> 00:21:08.559
<v Speaker 4>her with a hack saw, which they found a hatchet

456
00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:11.039
<v Speaker 4>and everything. I did all that, but then he sent

457
00:21:11.440 --> 00:21:14.000
<v Speaker 4>the cell phone messages were sent from Brian's phone to

458
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<v Speaker 4>his wife's.

459
00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Phone, but were never delivered. Okay, hold on, My thing

460
00:21:18.799 --> 00:21:22.400
<v Speaker 1>just jumped a little bit, that is Ooh.

461
00:21:22.559 --> 00:21:25.559
<v Speaker 3>The thing is he was very big mad because she

462
00:21:25.599 --> 00:21:26.359
<v Speaker 3>was having an affair.

463
00:21:26.920 --> 00:21:35.039
<v Speaker 1>Oh really yes, oh this guy, yeah, this guy wait

464
00:21:35.559 --> 00:21:38.000
<v Speaker 1>under her boyfriend, the guy she was having an affair with,

465
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<v Speaker 1>is going to take the stand.

466
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<v Speaker 4>I'm so confused by these really, he's oh my god, Well,

467
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<v Speaker 4>how did we know the boyfriend didn't do it?

468
00:21:46.359 --> 00:21:48.839
<v Speaker 1>Because he didn't do it because she was he was

469
00:21:49.480 --> 00:21:55.000
<v Speaker 1>she was murdered in bed with her freaking husband. Now

470
00:21:55.039 --> 00:21:57.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm confused by this text that was sent at two

471
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<v Speaker 1>thirty three pm January second, Hello, So Thomas found.

472
00:22:00.759 --> 00:22:03.880
<v Speaker 4>The phone playing on Williams's bed. On William's bed, so

473
00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:08.240
<v Speaker 4>maybe that's their kids. Williams said he forgot it was there. Haha, Okay,

474
00:22:08.359 --> 00:22:13.039
<v Speaker 4>call anytime. At seven eighteen, he wrote, Hello, where are you?

475
00:22:13.640 --> 00:22:16.920
<v Speaker 1>No question mark? These call text or email? Exhausting day

476
00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:19.799
<v Speaker 1>with the boys and we had fun. No punctuation at

477
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<v Speaker 1>this point. Going to bed early, Big day tomorrow for everyone.

478
00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:24.039
<v Speaker 1>I still love you.

479
00:22:24.039 --> 00:22:26.039
<v Speaker 3>How you talk to somebody, That's how you talk to

480
00:22:26.079 --> 00:22:29.599
<v Speaker 3>somebody who's like missing. But he admits that he found

481
00:22:29.680 --> 00:22:31.720
<v Speaker 3>her dead in the bed and dismembered her.

482
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<v Speaker 4>So and then he sent all these Listen to these texts.

483
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<v Speaker 4>January third, Hello, thirty in the morning, thirty nine or

484
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<v Speaker 4>are you?

485
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<v Speaker 3>No question marks? Six thirty nine. I'm worried? Please call

486
00:22:42.720 --> 00:22:45.279
<v Speaker 3>it or email? Eight thirty am. Where are you? I

487
00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:47.799
<v Speaker 3>just called and went straight to voicemail. Call you in

488
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<v Speaker 3>Viber now.

489
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<v Speaker 4>Eight thirty two. I will call after I dropped the boys.

490
00:22:51.440 --> 00:22:53.599
<v Speaker 4>If I don't hear from me this morning, I'm going

491
00:22:53.640 --> 00:22:57.079
<v Speaker 4>to report you missing. At twelve sixteen pm, Hello, I

492
00:22:57.119 --> 00:22:59.599
<v Speaker 4>texted your sister and Alyssa. I'm calling Jeff if I

493
00:22:59.640 --> 00:23:00.319
<v Speaker 4>don't hear from you?

494
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<v Speaker 3>Where are you? Seven oh three?

495
00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:02.119
<v Speaker 1>Hello?

496
00:23:02.599 --> 00:23:03.240
<v Speaker 3>Seven o four?

497
00:23:03.279 --> 00:23:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Where are you? The boys and I are worried. I'm

498
00:23:05.720 --> 00:23:08.039
<v Speaker 1>calling work tomorrow if I don't hear from you. It's

499
00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:11.079
<v Speaker 1>been like four days. Yeah, you would have called the

500
00:23:11.079 --> 00:23:13.799
<v Speaker 1>police by now, where are you? So many question marks?

501
00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:19.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm calling Jeff. Defense seeks to discredit investigation. Defense attorney

502
00:23:19.359 --> 00:23:22.920
<v Speaker 1>Larry Tipton spent more than two hours cross examining Keith

503
00:23:23.000 --> 00:23:26.279
<v Speaker 1>the guy who's talking about these messages about the investigation

504
00:23:26.359 --> 00:23:28.319
<v Speaker 1>into the disappearance that turned into murder.

505
00:23:28.839 --> 00:23:31.680
<v Speaker 3>Now what's he talking about? Oh my god?

506
00:23:31.880 --> 00:23:35.160
<v Speaker 1>He suggested investigators could have expanded their search of Waltz's

507
00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:37.880
<v Speaker 1>devices beyond the limited window of December twenty fifth through

508
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<v Speaker 1>January eighth.

509
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<v Speaker 3>So what is their fault for? Yeah, so it's their

510
00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:45.720
<v Speaker 3>fault for not being going over his devices. Right.

511
00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:48.680
<v Speaker 1>A wider look at the phone usage would show the

512
00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:53.039
<v Speaker 1>jury innocuous searches for movies, restaurants, and wine.

513
00:23:54.160 --> 00:23:58.079
<v Speaker 4>What does that have to do with anything? And he's

514
00:23:58.240 --> 00:24:01.279
<v Speaker 4>just the timeline revealed by the own activity. No grizzly

515
00:24:01.319 --> 00:24:03.920
<v Speaker 4>searches about how to dispose of a body or clean

516
00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:06.200
<v Speaker 4>up blood occurred in the morning of January.

517
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<v Speaker 1>First, that's the defense.

518
00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:11.359
<v Speaker 4>The defense is like, well, he did not google how

519
00:24:11.400 --> 00:24:12.480
<v Speaker 4>to clean up a dead body?

520
00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:13.519
<v Speaker 3>Did not google that?

521
00:24:13.599 --> 00:24:16.480
<v Speaker 4>And if you want to sleep tonight, let this man

522
00:24:16.559 --> 00:24:20.680
<v Speaker 4>go free. Oh my god, this is like, this is

523
00:24:20.680 --> 00:24:22.480
<v Speaker 4>like almost wow.

524
00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:24.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like a joke.

525
00:24:24.319 --> 00:24:27.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean, these these defense attorneys sometimes come up with

526
00:24:27.440 --> 00:24:28.720
<v Speaker 1>the craziest bullshit.

527
00:24:29.559 --> 00:24:32.119
<v Speaker 3>He did not google anything like that. He just googled,

528
00:24:32.119 --> 00:24:33.880
<v Speaker 3>like where to get good wine. Yeah.

529
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<v Speaker 1>So even though he clearly he does admit that he

530
00:24:37.200 --> 00:24:41.079
<v Speaker 1>did dismember the body, wouldn't if he really was also

531
00:24:41.119 --> 00:24:45.279
<v Speaker 1>the murderer. Would he not have googled like how to

532
00:24:45.359 --> 00:24:46.240
<v Speaker 1>murder somebody?

533
00:24:46.480 --> 00:24:48.519
<v Speaker 4>Like, come on, he just found her dead and was like,

534
00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:53.720
<v Speaker 4>oh no, I should dismantle, I should crash bags dismantle.

535
00:24:54.319 --> 00:24:56.839
<v Speaker 4>It remains unclear whether Brian will take the stand on

536
00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:59.480
<v Speaker 4>his own defense. His attorney has said that the defense

537
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<v Speaker 4>would present evidence that he found his wife dead in

538
00:25:01.839 --> 00:25:04.200
<v Speaker 4>their bed in the early hours of New Year's Day

539
00:25:04.240 --> 00:25:06.799
<v Speaker 4>and then he panicked and led to police. Tipton also

540
00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:08.519
<v Speaker 4>said the jury would hear we already said all this.

541
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<v Speaker 4>Before sending the panel home for the weekend, The judge

542
00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:13.319
<v Speaker 4>said the attorneys appeared to be working a bit ahead

543
00:25:13.319 --> 00:25:15.480
<v Speaker 4>of schedule. Oh, everyone's doing a great job.

544
00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:19.880
<v Speaker 3>Guys. You guys are doing so good. Oh my god,

545
00:25:19.960 --> 00:25:20.680
<v Speaker 3>how exciting.

546
00:25:21.640 --> 00:25:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we talked about this in case anyone didn't

547
00:25:24.039 --> 00:25:26.559
<v Speaker 1>listen to our p didty coverage. We talked about this

548
00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:31.240
<v Speaker 1>the whole documentary. But sometimes jurors can be really fucking dumb.

549
00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yes, And if they don't sequester people

550
00:25:36.880 --> 00:25:39.240
<v Speaker 1>and they just start reading up on stuff, like, hey,

551
00:25:39.240 --> 00:25:41.920
<v Speaker 1>you're not going to prevent that. You're not gonna you

552
00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:44.599
<v Speaker 1>can you can be like, hey, guys, come on seriously,

553
00:25:44.960 --> 00:25:47.839
<v Speaker 1>like and I'm being very serious right now, this is

554
00:25:47.880 --> 00:25:50.759
<v Speaker 1>me the judge speaking. When you go home, do not

555
00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:53.759
<v Speaker 1>google shit, like just mind your own business, don't go

556
00:25:53.799 --> 00:25:55.640
<v Speaker 1>on your phone, like don't want to be.

557
00:25:55.559 --> 00:25:58.720
<v Speaker 3>To be And they're like, uh, we're gonna do that.

558
00:25:58.759 --> 00:26:00.640
<v Speaker 1>And then the one guy's like, you can't have all

559
00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:03.240
<v Speaker 1>the spoils, you can't get the fur coat from Diddy,

560
00:26:03.319 --> 00:26:05.519
<v Speaker 1>and then like not get hit in the hallway. Right

561
00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:09.400
<v Speaker 1>that guy went on record saying that, yeah, he went

562
00:26:09.440 --> 00:26:10.279
<v Speaker 1>on a documentary.

563
00:26:10.279 --> 00:26:13.160
<v Speaker 4>I hope he loses his job. I hope people are pissed,

564
00:26:13.519 --> 00:26:15.319
<v Speaker 4>but he won't. They won't be no.

565
00:26:15.960 --> 00:26:18.200
<v Speaker 1>On Reddit a day ago, people were talking about the

566
00:26:18.200 --> 00:26:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Brian Walsh case and they're like anyone else watching this

567
00:26:20.799 --> 00:26:22.880
<v Speaker 1>and scratching your head at his defense.

568
00:26:24.559 --> 00:26:25.079
<v Speaker 3>Defense.

569
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<v Speaker 4>It's like, so I get that he pled guilty to

570
00:26:27.720 --> 00:26:30.640
<v Speaker 4>disposing of the wife's body. And I heard a YouTuber

571
00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:32.960
<v Speaker 4>say that this was really smart because now the prosecution

572
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:34.880
<v Speaker 4>would need to prove premeditation.

573
00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:36.720
<v Speaker 3>Don't they have that?

574
00:26:38.319 --> 00:26:41.039
<v Speaker 1>Well not, they can. They have to prove it. The

575
00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:43.960
<v Speaker 1>premeditation would be that he meant to kill her, and

576
00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:46.480
<v Speaker 1>he can easily claim the second degree.

577
00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:48.279
<v Speaker 3>But he says, lying, you.

578
00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Should get in the way of that, like when you're saying, oh, no,

579
00:26:50.640 --> 00:26:52.599
<v Speaker 1>I didn't kill her at all. I just hacked up

580
00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:53.160
<v Speaker 1>her body.

581
00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:56.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm very good at like a hacking job, like dismemberment.

582
00:26:57.079 --> 00:26:58.799
<v Speaker 3>That's kind of more my thing. But like, oh, I

583
00:26:58.799 --> 00:27:01.920
<v Speaker 3>would never kill somebody. Yeah, and I think he did

584
00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:02.799
<v Speaker 3>look stuff up.

585
00:27:02.839 --> 00:27:05.480
<v Speaker 4>They're just saying he didn't do it that day because

586
00:27:05.480 --> 00:27:08.599
<v Speaker 4>someone else wrote, Oh, come on, it's totally possible that

587
00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:11.319
<v Speaker 4>his wife just happened to die of completely natural causes

588
00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:15.200
<v Speaker 4>shortly after he did all those searches, which I guess

589
00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:18.359
<v Speaker 4>he did. Look how to saw a body who was

590
00:27:18.359 --> 00:27:22.319
<v Speaker 4>so stupid while in bed a bed. It doesn't appear

591
00:27:22.319 --> 00:27:24.480
<v Speaker 4>that he typically slept in with her, but casually did

592
00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:27.680
<v Speaker 4>that night after going back downstairs to clean the kitchen,

593
00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:30.680
<v Speaker 4>and he just nudged her and her dead body fell

594
00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:33.240
<v Speaker 4>out of the bed, her dead body, which was apparently

595
00:27:33.279 --> 00:27:37.039
<v Speaker 4>fully dressed, including a coat and boots, and it freaked

596
00:27:37.079 --> 00:27:40.200
<v Speaker 4>him out so much that he googled the worst possible

597
00:27:40.200 --> 00:27:43.359
<v Speaker 4>things ever and then proceeded to follow the directions of

598
00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:45.920
<v Speaker 4>those things that he was provided and chopped her up

599
00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:48.880
<v Speaker 4>and disposed of her around town and admittedly lied about

600
00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:52.640
<v Speaker 4>the last around town. Yes, because he did some of

601
00:27:52.680 --> 00:27:55.759
<v Speaker 4>it in his some of it at his mom's apartment.

602
00:27:56.559 --> 00:28:01.240
<v Speaker 3>Remember, why is this a Norman? He's kind of guy. Yeah,

603
00:28:01.240 --> 00:28:06.000
<v Speaker 3>and what a waste of like everybody's time. Mom, Oh

604
00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:06.680
<v Speaker 3>my god.

605
00:28:07.079 --> 00:28:09.119
<v Speaker 4>The part about him coming downstairs in the middle of

606
00:28:09.119 --> 00:28:12.400
<v Speaker 4>the night to do New Year's Eve dinner dishes is

607
00:28:12.559 --> 00:28:15.200
<v Speaker 4>wild to me. Someone says, Oh, is it wild? We're

608
00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:18.720
<v Speaker 4>not using that word, you guys. It's all crazy, but

609
00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:20.960
<v Speaker 4>that somehow does me in it came down to do

610
00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:24.519
<v Speaker 4>after she died. Yeah, he cleaned the kitchen because he's

611
00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:28.200
<v Speaker 4>a great guy. Someone said, it's the boots in the

612
00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:29.039
<v Speaker 4>bed that got me.

613
00:28:29.160 --> 00:28:31.359
<v Speaker 3>He helps out he's the boot.

614
00:28:31.480 --> 00:28:33.920
<v Speaker 4>Yes, he's in the bed, but seriously, why are you

615
00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:35.359
<v Speaker 4>going to say she was in bed when she was

616
00:28:35.400 --> 00:28:37.720
<v Speaker 4>fully dressed with boots on all this time and he

617
00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:41.319
<v Speaker 4>couldn't figure out a better unexplained death story. I'm only

618
00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:44.319
<v Speaker 4>watching recaps of this one, but pretty confident that he

619
00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:45.240
<v Speaker 4>will get justice.

620
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:49.319
<v Speaker 3>I don't know these days. Yeah, I don't even know. Like,

621
00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:50.319
<v Speaker 3>who knows he did?

622
00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:53.200
<v Speaker 1>If you watch the whole documentary about Diddy, it was

623
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:58.079
<v Speaker 1>pretty fucking obvious that he's a horrible person who committed

624
00:28:58.119 --> 00:29:01.799
<v Speaker 1>a lot of other crimes and he did not get justice.

625
00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:05.759
<v Speaker 4>Wait, there's a pornhub file here. Did you hear about

626
00:29:05.799 --> 00:29:08.279
<v Speaker 4>the pornhub thing? No, the reason they spent so long

627
00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:11.519
<v Speaker 4>with the computer forensic witness about the porn hub files

628
00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:14.359
<v Speaker 4>has everything to do with the narrative that the prosecution

629
00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:16.599
<v Speaker 4>is building. Wait, what's the porn hub thing?

630
00:29:16.839 --> 00:29:19.799
<v Speaker 3>Hold on? Uh?

631
00:29:20.160 --> 00:29:24.400
<v Speaker 4>Prosecution highlighted was about a cheating wife, Whilesha's lawyer was

632
00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:26.759
<v Speaker 4>trying to show that his client might not have searched

633
00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:29.720
<v Speaker 4>for porn about cheating, but had a preference for a

634
00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:33.359
<v Speaker 4>particular actress. So he had googled something about cheating, but

635
00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:35.799
<v Speaker 4>something about porn came up. But he's trying to say

636
00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:37.480
<v Speaker 4>He's like, no, he just liked that porn star. It

637
00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:39.559
<v Speaker 4>wasn't like he was looking into that at all.

638
00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:42.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, do people come down so hard.

639
00:29:42.519 --> 00:29:45.640
<v Speaker 1>It's like, sometimes I happen to love an actress who

640
00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:49.079
<v Speaker 1>mostly does okay, only does porn. It's not last I

641
00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:51.799
<v Speaker 1>just got better every day, he gets better.

642
00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:57.279
<v Speaker 3>What the hell. Oh my god.

643
00:29:57.480 --> 00:30:00.640
<v Speaker 1>I love these excuses, because listen, if you have a

644
00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:04.160
<v Speaker 1>defense attorney and you're saying I want to plead guilt.

645
00:30:04.200 --> 00:30:06.640
<v Speaker 1>I want to plead not guilty, they have to say shit.

646
00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:08.880
<v Speaker 1>They can't just be like, I.

647
00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:11.839
<v Speaker 3>Listen, your guess is as good as mine. I don't.

648
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:14.079
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it sure seems like he did it, but

649
00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:16.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying he didn't, So you have to come up

650
00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:18.160
<v Speaker 1>with some I don't want.

651
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:22.119
<v Speaker 3>To use the word kaka mamie. This person said something

652
00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:23.920
<v Speaker 3>really funnyka mamie. Okay.

653
00:30:24.039 --> 00:30:26.200
<v Speaker 4>Brian has the air and most arrogant look about him.

654
00:30:26.400 --> 00:30:29.640
<v Speaker 4>It reminds me of I'm not sure, is it Michael Peterson.

655
00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:31.799
<v Speaker 4>I think they mean that's not his name, Michael.

656
00:30:31.880 --> 00:30:37.079
<v Speaker 1>Michael Peterson is the staircase guy, Scott Peterson. You're right,

657
00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:43.559
<v Speaker 1>Peterson who We watched several documentaries about who who people

658
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:47.359
<v Speaker 1>actually were like, yeah, I don't know, like I think

659
00:30:47.400 --> 00:30:49.279
<v Speaker 1>that maybe the owl did it.

660
00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:51.559
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, the owl might have. And then I believed

661
00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:53.720
<v Speaker 3>that for a while. Remember I'm like, no, you did.

662
00:30:53.640 --> 00:30:58.799
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't you you were no, I never did, no, no, no,

663
00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:00.359
<v Speaker 1>a hundred percent.

664
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:03.720
<v Speaker 3>I was like, that's insane, sou I did you know?

665
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:05.960
<v Speaker 3>This was kind of like maybe it was the owl.

666
00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:07.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so that.

667
00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:08.559
<v Speaker 4>We'll have to I'm gonna have to go back and

668
00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:12.279
<v Speaker 4>listen just to make sure. I might have to go listen.

669
00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:14.680
<v Speaker 4>I don't know where that is. That was early on, yeah,

670
00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:17.200
<v Speaker 4>early anyway, this is the last thing I'll say. But

671
00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:19.640
<v Speaker 4>someone did a graph on an earlier post of all

672
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:22.599
<v Speaker 4>his searches. I wish they'd put that out. It's mind

673
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:25.599
<v Speaker 4>boggling how many searches he did. Like what an idiot?

674
00:31:25.880 --> 00:31:28.160
<v Speaker 4>You know better than this. You know they can look

675
00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:28.759
<v Speaker 4>that shit up.

676
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:34.279
<v Speaker 3>It's crazy. You're the husband. How are you not like, okay,

677
00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:38.920
<v Speaker 3>the last thing, go to a fucking library and look, Yeah,

678
00:31:39.079 --> 00:31:42.599
<v Speaker 3>why are you just googling from your computer dumbass.

679
00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:45.519
<v Speaker 4>The prosecution is alleging Anna's infidelity is one of the

680
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:48.839
<v Speaker 4>motives for Brian killing her. Yeah, but they have no

681
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:52.119
<v Speaker 4>evidence indicating to that he even knew of her infidelity.

682
00:31:52.319 --> 00:31:54.240
<v Speaker 1>But they're saying that, yes he did. He was looking

683
00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:56.519
<v Speaker 1>up like cheating and then tried to say, oh no, no,

684
00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:57.240
<v Speaker 1>that's just like porn.

685
00:31:57.279 --> 00:32:03.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm into like cheap porn. Oh my god, cheat. Oh

686
00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:05.200
<v Speaker 3>are you guys? Oh are you guys? Kink shaming me?

687
00:32:05.279 --> 00:32:05.519
<v Speaker 1>Now?

688
00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:06.519
<v Speaker 3>Is that what's going on?

689
00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Like the lawyers like, okay, your honor, I object kink shaming.

690
00:32:11.240 --> 00:32:14.480
<v Speaker 4>Kink shaming, And it's like sustained. All they have is

691
00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:16.640
<v Speaker 4>cheating wives porn in his browser history.

692
00:32:16.839 --> 00:32:17.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's it.

693
00:32:18.359 --> 00:32:21.240
<v Speaker 4>They don't have whether he watched this category of porn.

694
00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:24.519
<v Speaker 4>This could be a category he was always into. They

695
00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:27.519
<v Speaker 4>don't know whether the actress was someone Brian preferred. They

696
00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:30.359
<v Speaker 4>don't have him searching for the category, and they don't

697
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:32.000
<v Speaker 4>know how he got the video. Could have just been

698
00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:34.640
<v Speaker 4>a video suggestion from the porn site, you know, like

699
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:36.880
<v Speaker 4>pornhub is always giving you suggestion.

700
00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:39.799
<v Speaker 3>Right when you're looking up like threesomes. They're like, but

701
00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:44.319
<v Speaker 3>what about like sums? What about an orgy.

702
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Hey, I saw you were looking at threesomes. Would you

703
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:50.839
<v Speaker 1>be interested in orgy? Or cheating wife porn? Yes, the

704
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:51.519
<v Speaker 1>cheating wife.

705
00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:52.799
<v Speaker 3>This is the worst guy.

706
00:32:53.119 --> 00:32:55.519
<v Speaker 4>I don't even all right, let me give you this, okay,

707
00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:57.039
<v Speaker 4>let me give you this.

708
00:32:57.039 --> 00:32:57.720
<v Speaker 3>This guy.

709
00:32:59.079 --> 00:33:05.160
<v Speaker 4>He's there Hill, Yes, this guy, Michael Peterson and Keith Ranieri.

710
00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:09.559
<v Speaker 1>Well you obviously, Mary, Keith. You didn't kill anybody. Yeah,

711
00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:12.880
<v Speaker 1>he just branding people. That's that's that's.

712
00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:15.039
<v Speaker 4>Looking good, Alison mac really is the one who did it.

713
00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:16.920
<v Speaker 4>To be fair, I mean, he didn't actually do it.

714
00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:20.720
<v Speaker 1>You're so right, You're so right. He's way preferable at

715
00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:22.440
<v Speaker 1>this time. I'm writing him immediately. I'm not.

716
00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:24.079
<v Speaker 3>Do you guys think I'm hitting, But I am writing him,

717
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:25.359
<v Speaker 3>and I'm gonna do it right now.

718
00:33:26.000 --> 00:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>I bet you can just do that. Let's do it,

719
00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:32.000
<v Speaker 1>let's do together. Hold on, How do I write a prisoner?

720
00:33:32.119 --> 00:33:35.160
<v Speaker 1>How that's going to be in my Google search? How

721
00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:38.240
<v Speaker 1>that's okay? How do I write? Be more specific? Say,

722
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:40.400
<v Speaker 1>how do I write a letter to Keith Ranieri? How

723
00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:41.359
<v Speaker 1>do you spell his last name?

724
00:33:41.720 --> 00:33:46.359
<v Speaker 3>Are uh? Ranieri? R A N I E R E.

725
00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:49.680
<v Speaker 3>Let's see, let's see what happens.

726
00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:53.680
<v Speaker 4>Ai says, he's currently an inmate and a high security

727
00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:55.880
<v Speaker 4>federal prison, So you can write to him via the

728
00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:59.559
<v Speaker 4>US Postal Service, subject to the rules and monitoring of Okay,

729
00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:01.400
<v Speaker 4>So how do you send a letter? To send a

730
00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:05.200
<v Speaker 4>letter to Keith Renary, says Chatbox, you will need his

731
00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.960
<v Speaker 4>correct inmate ID number and the address.

732
00:34:07.640 --> 00:34:09.119
<v Speaker 3>Of the Okay, so I could do that. I get

733
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:12.480
<v Speaker 3>it for me chat GPT, Like that's what you're asking for.

734
00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:14.719
<v Speaker 1>You're like, it'll just give you anything and then just

735
00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:17.920
<v Speaker 1>say it says uh oh, no contact orders. Some individuals

736
00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:21.599
<v Speaker 1>involved in the Nexium case are specifically barred by core

737
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:24.400
<v Speaker 1>order from contacting Keith Renary. But that and it says,

738
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:27.760
<v Speaker 1>but this does not affect the general public's ability to

739
00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:32.239
<v Speaker 1>write to him through official channel. So hell yeah, Alison mackant,

740
00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:35.119
<v Speaker 1>So what are we going to say to him?

741
00:34:35.400 --> 00:34:38.079
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna say, maybe we don't.

742
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:40.320
<v Speaker 1>This feels like a bad idea as I look into it,

743
00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:41.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure I want to be like in the

744
00:34:41.719 --> 00:34:45.280
<v Speaker 1>crosshairs of this man. How do we do it?

745
00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:49.840
<v Speaker 4>From like an anonymous Like, I don't want to Now

746
00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:52.480
<v Speaker 4>I've said it, now it's out there.

747
00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:55.440
<v Speaker 3>Now I'm feeling now he's expecting it. He listens to

748
00:34:55.480 --> 00:34:58.800
<v Speaker 3>our podcast, so now he's like, are you writing to

749
00:34:58.840 --> 00:34:59.280
<v Speaker 3>me or not?

750
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:05.719
<v Speaker 1>Though, dang, I wonder if to podcasts. I bet they can,

751
00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:09.119
<v Speaker 1>and they can watch HBO. They can do a lot

752
00:35:09.159 --> 00:35:12.159
<v Speaker 1>of things. Oh my god, how do I.

753
00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:14.440
<v Speaker 3>Would it be the worst thing to be in jail?

754
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:18.000
<v Speaker 1>So it depends on the jail knows how much money

755
00:35:18.039 --> 00:35:23.280
<v Speaker 1>you have. Diddy's is probably not that bad somehow, right man,

756
00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:25.079
<v Speaker 1>They're making it too hard for me.

757
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:27.599
<v Speaker 4>They know I'm not going to find the idea, Like, listen,

758
00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:32.039
<v Speaker 4>if somebody listening can find his inmate ID number and

759
00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:35.320
<v Speaker 4>but then let's figure out ooh, I may have found

760
00:35:35.320 --> 00:35:36.800
<v Speaker 4>it Department of Justice Gov.

761
00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:40.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm scared to click on it because it looks like

762
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:43.880
<v Speaker 1>kind of a crazy website. It's giving me that information,

763
00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:45.960
<v Speaker 1>so we'll put a pin.

764
00:35:46.079 --> 00:35:49.480
<v Speaker 4>We'll put a pin in that for now, maybe for

765
00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:53.679
<v Speaker 4>the Maybe he shouldn't get mail. But I'm so interested

766
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:56.519
<v Speaker 4>in like what he would say, how do you feel?

767
00:35:56.679 --> 00:36:00.119
<v Speaker 4>Do you feel like you're fucked over? I'm a brilliant lady.

768
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:03.239
<v Speaker 4>You should marry me.

769
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:05.199
<v Speaker 3>You could do worse, you could do with one of

770
00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:09.920
<v Speaker 3>these other guys. Oh yeah, you have to choose. Okay,

771
00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:11.639
<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna marry Keith Ranieri.

772
00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:16.519
<v Speaker 1>Then I got this guy that just his guy and

773
00:36:16.599 --> 00:36:20.840
<v Speaker 1>you guy, and then I have Scott Peterson or Michael Peterson. Okay,

774
00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:26.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna have sex with Michael Peterson, and

775
00:36:26.679 --> 00:36:27.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you why.

776
00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:29.039
<v Speaker 3>Mm hmmm.

777
00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:33.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you why because.

778
00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:36.480
<v Speaker 3>He seems kind of nice like he Yes, he did.

779
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:38.639
<v Speaker 3>He killed two wives, two of his wives.

780
00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:44.280
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that was Scott what Scott?

781
00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Scott Peterson killed two wives.

782
00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:49.800
<v Speaker 1>No, Scott Peterson is the one that took that killed

783
00:36:49.960 --> 00:36:54.159
<v Speaker 1>his pregnant wife. He killed Lacy killed Yes, No, he

784
00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:58.599
<v Speaker 1>only killed Lacey and her unborn child. Michael killed two. Yeah,

785
00:36:58.679 --> 00:37:01.079
<v Speaker 1>he killed his previous wife. And then he was on

786
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:05.159
<v Speaker 1>trial for the second wife. Then they started going back

787
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:08.440
<v Speaker 1>and investigating, remember, and they both fell down the stairs.

788
00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:12.519
<v Speaker 3>Mmm. So he's not that smart and I just feel

789
00:37:12.559 --> 00:37:18.119
<v Speaker 3>like I just feel like he's i somehow more harmless.

790
00:37:18.159 --> 00:37:20.400
<v Speaker 3>He didn't like chop up any bodies. He just called

791
00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:22.800
<v Speaker 3>the police and cried, I'm going.

792
00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:25.519
<v Speaker 4>To push back, okay, and I'm not gonna have So

793
00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:28.519
<v Speaker 4>who do you decide you're going to marry Keith I

794
00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:31.039
<v Speaker 4>think I have sex with this other guy, the guy.

795
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:33.000
<v Speaker 3>The one who's on trial right now.

796
00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:36.760
<v Speaker 4>Over the guy that pushed two women down the stairs.

797
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:41.119
<v Speaker 4>I mean it's tricky because like one has a higher

798
00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:44.960
<v Speaker 4>murder rap but the other like, yeah he did some googling.

799
00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:47.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, man, this is this is a tough one.

800
00:37:48.159 --> 00:37:49.159
<v Speaker 4>This is a real pick.

801
00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:50.079
<v Speaker 3>Well, you have to pick.

802
00:37:50.159 --> 00:37:52.280
<v Speaker 1>You've never one time let me off the hook. You've

803
00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:55.480
<v Speaker 1>never one time been like, Okay, that is You're right,

804
00:37:55.559 --> 00:37:56.079
<v Speaker 1>it is hard.

805
00:37:56.079 --> 00:37:59.119
<v Speaker 4>You don't have to no, of course not, that's not

806
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:01.119
<v Speaker 4>the game. Wouldn't be fine if that, you know what

807
00:38:01.159 --> 00:38:02.679
<v Speaker 4>I mean, then we would all just be like none

808
00:38:02.679 --> 00:38:05.280
<v Speaker 4>of it. And I hate when guys when I try

809
00:38:05.320 --> 00:38:06.840
<v Speaker 4>to make guys do it in the big I'd fuck

810
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:07.320
<v Speaker 4>all of them.

811
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:09.880
<v Speaker 3>Then I'd kill them all. Like, you can't do that.

812
00:38:09.880 --> 00:38:11.920
<v Speaker 3>That's what kind of guys are you hanging out with?

813
00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:17.559
<v Speaker 3>You know, guys guys that I date that are just like, yeah,

814
00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:23.519
<v Speaker 3>I'd murder them all. You're like, oh huh oh oh,

815
00:38:23.559 --> 00:38:24.239
<v Speaker 3>what did I say?

816
00:38:24.280 --> 00:38:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, I'm gonna marry Keith, but it looks like

817
00:38:26.920 --> 00:38:29.159
<v Speaker 1>I might do that anyway.

818
00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:34.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm very interested. I am going to I think.

819
00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:37.880
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna I can't have sex with Michael. I can't

820
00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:42.639
<v Speaker 4>have sex with Michael Peterson. I don't know this other

821
00:38:42.679 --> 00:38:46.559
<v Speaker 4>guy seems like he might be sexier, sexier.

822
00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:49.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, I mean it's tricky, but that's that's

823
00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:53.400
<v Speaker 1>what I'm choosing. And I'm I'm letting go the owl guy. Okay,

824
00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:56.239
<v Speaker 1>do you wanna do you want to tackle with me?

825
00:38:56.360 --> 00:38:58.599
<v Speaker 3>This? This? What? This one last topic?

826
00:38:59.400 --> 00:38:59.599
<v Speaker 1>Sure?

827
00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:03.519
<v Speaker 3>Sure? Because we were talking about.

828
00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:07.199
<v Speaker 1>Like jobs that are hard, and I've I've had a few,

829
00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:10.760
<v Speaker 1>and writing jobs can be hard, and bosses can be

830
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:14.159
<v Speaker 1>can be hard, and I've I've experienced this in my life.

831
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:18.239
<v Speaker 1>And I was remembering and I did read you all

832
00:39:18.280 --> 00:39:22.079
<v Speaker 1>of this, but it was several years ago, a frustrating

833
00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:27.679
<v Speaker 1>so many years ago. I well, many many times over

834
00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:30.239
<v Speaker 1>my life, I've been like, I need another gig, I

835
00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:32.119
<v Speaker 1>need something fun to do. And I have this friend

836
00:39:32.199 --> 00:39:36.559
<v Speaker 1>named Wendy, she's still I'm still friendly with her, who

837
00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:40.079
<v Speaker 1>is a comedy writer. And she was writing these funny

838
00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:43.519
<v Speaker 1>things called some e cards okay, and they were they

839
00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:47.960
<v Speaker 1>were like these funny yeah, they were like, well you'll see.

840
00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:51.159
<v Speaker 1>So my Wendy was like, oh, you should totally do it.

841
00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Here's the guy's email address. Here, just do a page

842
00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:58.760
<v Speaker 1>of just do some submissions. So I read them and

843
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:03.679
<v Speaker 1>I did submissions, and then I got and it was

844
00:40:03.760 --> 00:40:06.599
<v Speaker 1>this guy. I think I even said his name last time,

845
00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:09.760
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not going to say his name this time. Okay, okay,

846
00:40:11.159 --> 00:40:13.119
<v Speaker 1>but let's we can say his first name. His first

847
00:40:13.159 --> 00:40:16.559
<v Speaker 1>name is Dan. He's still around, by the way. So

848
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<v Speaker 1>I sent him these things and he said, do you

849
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<v Speaker 1>I think did he say? He said, I'm going to

850
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<v Speaker 1>give you feedback.

851
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<v Speaker 3>I guess. I asked why. Oh, he was like, yeah,

852
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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't like these.

853
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<v Speaker 1>Basically, First of all, I'm a fucking professional comedy writer and.

854
00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:34.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to.

855
00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:38.400
<v Speaker 1>I would never want to be like ego centric about this.

856
00:40:38.760 --> 00:40:40.119
<v Speaker 1>But it wasn't that hard.

857
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:41.599
<v Speaker 3>I mean, hell, I wrote.

858
00:40:41.360 --> 00:40:43.679
<v Speaker 1>Fashion Police for four years, so you know I can

859
00:40:43.719 --> 00:40:47.000
<v Speaker 1>write a joke. No, But I mean I've done a

860
00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:48.719
<v Speaker 1>lot of this stuff. I've already done. I was a

861
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<v Speaker 1>stand I think because because this was like after I

862
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:53.880
<v Speaker 1>had a baby, so I'd already been a comedy writer

863
00:40:53.960 --> 00:40:55.760
<v Speaker 1>on many shows. You know what I mean, I know

864
00:40:55.800 --> 00:40:59.639
<v Speaker 1>how to do this. He could have redirected me, but

865
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:01.679
<v Speaker 1>he was like no, can't. We can't take you on

866
00:41:01.760 --> 00:41:04.360
<v Speaker 1>at this point. By the way, this was like a

867
00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:07.679
<v Speaker 1>stringer type job. So all you were doing is just

868
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:10.320
<v Speaker 1>from home sending in jokes and if they wanted one,

869
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:13.000
<v Speaker 1>they'd pay you like twenty bucks. I was not going

870
00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:15.760
<v Speaker 1>to be get maybe ten dollars. I was not going

871
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:18.119
<v Speaker 1>to be getting rich. They didn't have to write take

872
00:41:18.159 --> 00:41:20.800
<v Speaker 1>any of my material. It wasn't a full time job,

873
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:22.159
<v Speaker 1>do you know what I'm saying. It was like the

874
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:26.639
<v Speaker 1>lowest stakes ever to be. It was like he could

875
00:41:26.679 --> 00:41:29.760
<v Speaker 1>have it. He could take none of my jokes at

876
00:41:29.800 --> 00:41:33.880
<v Speaker 1>any time. He basically said, no, you can't even submit

877
00:41:33.960 --> 00:41:35.519
<v Speaker 1>stuff once a week.

878
00:41:35.960 --> 00:41:38.480
<v Speaker 3>Let alone. You wouldn't get paid if you didn't get

879
00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:41.280
<v Speaker 3>stuff in. So let's just say you sent in twenty

880
00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:44.119
<v Speaker 3>things and they took three of them, you'd make thirty dollars.

881
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:48.280
<v Speaker 3>He basically was saying, no, you can't try to make

882
00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:52.800
<v Speaker 3>thirty dollars. Sorry, not good enough. So here's his email

883
00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:56.159
<v Speaker 3>to me, Stephanie. As you requested, I'm going to give

884
00:41:56.159 --> 00:41:58.960
<v Speaker 3>feedback on these lines. This is what I've done for

885
00:41:59.039 --> 00:42:02.119
<v Speaker 3>every contributor since I started here. The goal is to

886
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<v Speaker 3>prepare people for the daily assignment. And then in parentheses

887
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:08.719
<v Speaker 3>a bit like the practice when I sent you, so

888
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:10.800
<v Speaker 3>that we don't waste anyone's time if it's not the

889
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:13.880
<v Speaker 3>right fit. So here goes Okay, So here was my

890
00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:17.760
<v Speaker 3>Here was my joke. Let's coordinate our calendars to make

891
00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:20.679
<v Speaker 3>some hot monkey love. Mm hmm okay.

892
00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:23.599
<v Speaker 1>So and keep in mind, these cards are like just

893
00:42:23.679 --> 00:42:26.800
<v Speaker 1>old fashioned. It's like old fashioned people, like from the

894
00:42:26.880 --> 00:42:30.239
<v Speaker 1>nineteen hundreds. So that's the joke. Is kind of like,

895
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:32.679
<v Speaker 1>it's too like old fashioned people. And it's me going,

896
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:36.039
<v Speaker 1>let's coordinate our calendars to make some hot monkey love. Okay,

897
00:42:36.960 --> 00:42:41.159
<v Speaker 1>he writes, coordinating the calendars for sex is definitely a

898
00:42:41.199 --> 00:42:45.480
<v Speaker 1>funny premise, but we never use hot monkey love. Also,

899
00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:48.719
<v Speaker 1>the line needs a bit more of a turn dot

900
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<v Speaker 1>dot dot maybe.

901
00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:50.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

902
00:42:51.079 --> 00:42:54.199
<v Speaker 1>Now here's his suggestion. You're gonna remember this is gonna

903
00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:57.199
<v Speaker 1>cut remind you of This was his suggestion to me.

904
00:42:57.719 --> 00:43:00.239
<v Speaker 1>You know this might be better. Let's core, we need

905
00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:02.719
<v Speaker 1>our calendars for a night to have sex, because we're

906
00:43:02.760 --> 00:43:04.719
<v Speaker 1>at a point in our relationship where we need to

907
00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:10.079
<v Speaker 1>do that. And then and then he wrote, was he

908
00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:13.440
<v Speaker 1>still he wrote, still not right?

909
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:14.519
<v Speaker 3>But you see my point?

910
00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:19.400
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't see your point, Dan, Let's coordinate our

911
00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:22.360
<v Speaker 1>calendars to make some hot monkey love, or you guys

912
00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:24.920
<v Speaker 1>can weigh in on this. Let's coordinate our calendars for

913
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:26.840
<v Speaker 1>a night to have sex because we're at a point

914
00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:30.199
<v Speaker 1>in our relationship where we need to do that. So that,

915
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:33.360
<v Speaker 1>I guess that's much better. Okay, Okay, give you another one.

916
00:43:33.400 --> 00:43:36.760
<v Speaker 1>The next one is happy birthday. I'd call, but my phone,

917
00:43:36.960 --> 00:43:41.000
<v Speaker 1>my phone's at three percent? Good right, Okay?

918
00:43:41.079 --> 00:43:46.480
<v Speaker 3>He wrote, the sigh is implied, okay.

919
00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:50.840
<v Speaker 1>In parentheses, he wrote, this is two sentences and also

920
00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:52.760
<v Speaker 1>not really a card you'd send someone.

921
00:43:52.840 --> 00:44:00.719
<v Speaker 3>Yet what I mean is anything of the think about it.

922
00:44:01.199 --> 00:44:03.559
<v Speaker 3>First of all, you send the card. It's like an

923
00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:06.320
<v Speaker 3>E card, so it's not like you're putting it in

924
00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:08.719
<v Speaker 3>the mail and sending it to somebody. And then they

925
00:44:08.800 --> 00:44:11.679
<v Speaker 3>start going like, well, was your phone at three percent?

926
00:44:11.800 --> 00:44:15.280
<v Speaker 3>When like you sent the card like it's an E card?

927
00:44:16.239 --> 00:44:16.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

928
00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:19.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you remember this guy because I made you

929
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:21.119
<v Speaker 1>look him up on Facebook because I want to see

930
00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:22.760
<v Speaker 1>like what he was doing. Now now I can't remember

931
00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:24.599
<v Speaker 1>his last name, but so he gave me help for

932
00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:27.440
<v Speaker 1>this one too. Happy Birthday to the one person I'd

933
00:44:27.519 --> 00:44:31.639
<v Speaker 1>call even if my phone were at three percent. Okay,

934
00:44:32.480 --> 00:44:36.400
<v Speaker 1>point taken, right, that's that's a that's a positive spin

935
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:41.119
<v Speaker 1>on it. But is it different enough to be like, no,

936
00:44:41.280 --> 00:44:42.079
<v Speaker 1>you can't write for.

937
00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:46.079
<v Speaker 3>Us, right? Is it like you know what, just you're

938
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:48.840
<v Speaker 3>not there, you're not getting it? Okay?

939
00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:51.800
<v Speaker 1>So then I wrote, here's my next one. If I

940
00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:54.000
<v Speaker 1>were if I was in prison, I totally want you

941
00:44:54.039 --> 00:44:54.719
<v Speaker 1>to be my bitch.

942
00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:56.159
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

943
00:44:56.199 --> 00:44:59.519
<v Speaker 1>So he wrote no exclamation points, so there was an

944
00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:02.440
<v Speaker 1>exclamation put it. Then he wrote no exclamation point and

945
00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:05.079
<v Speaker 1>also it's been done, like.

946
00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:08.559
<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's been done on an E card apparently.

947
00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:10.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

948
00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:12.960
<v Speaker 1>So my next one was so glad I write swiped

949
00:45:14.079 --> 00:45:15.719
<v Speaker 1>and he just wrote same as above.

950
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:21.519
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, but like if I'm obviously.

951
00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:24.239
<v Speaker 1>In the vein, right, Like, why wouldn't you want somebody

952
00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:27.320
<v Speaker 1>who gets what you're doing to continue to submit stuff

953
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:29.320
<v Speaker 1>and then you don't take it if it's been done. Okay,

954
00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:33.000
<v Speaker 1>here's another one. I think this one's funny. Here's hoping

955
00:45:33.039 --> 00:45:36.760
<v Speaker 1>your iOS update doesn't fuck up your day. So he

956
00:45:36.840 --> 00:45:42.239
<v Speaker 1>wrote in parentheses, we don't really curse that often, and

957
00:45:42.360 --> 00:45:45.880
<v Speaker 1>like many jokes lines with cursing, this is a little vague?

958
00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:47.920
<v Speaker 1>How is it fucking up your life?

959
00:45:49.079 --> 00:45:51.440
<v Speaker 3>Here's hoping. And then he gave me. He gave me

960
00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:54.440
<v Speaker 3>a rewrite. Here's hoping. Your biggest problem this week is

961
00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:56.519
<v Speaker 3>somehow related to the iOS update.

962
00:45:56.840 --> 00:45:59.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, wait, okay, tell me again his last name.

963
00:45:59.880 --> 00:46:01.639
<v Speaker 4>I think it's fair that we look him up, I

964
00:46:01.679 --> 00:46:06.079
<v Speaker 4>mean over, okay, d I remember this from last time.

965
00:46:06.119 --> 00:46:07.280
<v Speaker 4>But hold let me find it.

966
00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let me just how is this? How is this better?

967
00:46:11.199 --> 00:46:14.039
<v Speaker 3>Here's hoping. Your biggest problem this week is somehow related

968
00:46:14.079 --> 00:46:16.199
<v Speaker 3>to the iOS update. I think you just made it

969
00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:18.760
<v Speaker 3>one hundred times worse, Dan, that.

970
00:46:18.800 --> 00:46:20.239
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't what I mean there.

971
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:22.760
<v Speaker 3>I think I almost feel like there's something maybe wrong

972
00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:25.800
<v Speaker 3>with him. So then I wrote, well, he hires people. Okay,

973
00:46:25.840 --> 00:46:27.119
<v Speaker 3>So here's another one. I only have.

974
00:46:27.360 --> 00:46:29.239
<v Speaker 1>I have a few more that are I think good.

975
00:46:29.599 --> 00:46:32.800
<v Speaker 1>So I wrote this one. Congratulations on your promotion. You're

976
00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:36.639
<v Speaker 1>great at looking busy. That's funny, right, He just wrote

977
00:46:36.719 --> 00:46:42.039
<v Speaker 1>two sentences, my god, Okay, I could have just put

978
00:46:42.039 --> 00:46:43.880
<v Speaker 1>a dash in between it.

979
00:46:43.760 --> 00:46:47.079
<v Speaker 3>Like, or I could have just not made it two

980
00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:48.599
<v Speaker 3>sentences like why would you be?

981
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:51.719
<v Speaker 1>Like? I can't I can't hire you. So I here's

982
00:46:51.760 --> 00:46:55.320
<v Speaker 1>another one. Let's go somewhere super romantic and obsessively check

983
00:46:55.360 --> 00:46:59.760
<v Speaker 1>our phones together. Okay, So then he wrote, this is

984
00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:03.159
<v Speaker 1>a good one and totally fits the voice of the site. Sadly,

985
00:47:03.519 --> 00:47:06.280
<v Speaker 1>we've done one sort of like it. And then he

986
00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:07.840
<v Speaker 1>sent me a link to the one that they did

987
00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:09.320
<v Speaker 1>that was sort of like it, which.

988
00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:11.199
<v Speaker 3>Really will to prove because he doesn't want to pay

989
00:47:11.199 --> 00:47:12.719
<v Speaker 3>you ten dollars. That's why.

990
00:47:12.920 --> 00:47:15.559
<v Speaker 1>Right well, he wouldn't have paid me ten dollars anyway,

991
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:20.000
<v Speaker 1>because he does not want to hire me. Right then

992
00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:22.800
<v Speaker 1>I wrote, okay, So then I the last one is

993
00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:25.239
<v Speaker 1>not that great, but whatever, I wrote, happy birthday to

994
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:27.639
<v Speaker 1>the one person who truly gets how amazing I am.

995
00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:31.519
<v Speaker 1>And he wrote, this one's all right, but would probably

996
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:34.599
<v Speaker 1>hit the cutting room floor. And he says, so based

997
00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:37.559
<v Speaker 1>on this submission, I'd say we have to pass if

998
00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:40.159
<v Speaker 1>you'd like to resubmit based on the above notes to

999
00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:43.119
<v Speaker 1>my other email with the practice assignment, by all means

1000
00:47:43.519 --> 00:47:46.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to look at some new lines. I highly

1001
00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:49.440
<v Speaker 1>encourage you to look here for inspiration. Then he sends

1002
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:52.679
<v Speaker 1>me to the website otherwise I don't think we can

1003
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:55.199
<v Speaker 1>add you to the daily email right now. Thanks for

1004
00:47:55.239 --> 00:47:56.679
<v Speaker 1>you t get your ten dollars.

1005
00:47:56.800 --> 00:47:59.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you should.

1006
00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:00.599
<v Speaker 4>Write him right now and be like, listen, we've talked

1007
00:48:00.599 --> 00:48:01.920
<v Speaker 4>about you a couple times in the podcast.

1008
00:48:01.960 --> 00:48:03.280
<v Speaker 1>You thing you want to say? Do you want to

1009
00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:07.719
<v Speaker 1>give comment? I'd look it up, but my phone keeps dying. Yeah,

1010
00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:09.679
<v Speaker 1>i'd see that would be a cute that'd be a

1011
00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:11.199
<v Speaker 1>cute e card. I would look it up.

1012
00:48:11.360 --> 00:48:13.760
<v Speaker 4>My phone isn't charging right, and he'd be like, here's

1013
00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:16.320
<v Speaker 4>a better version of that. I need to go to

1014
00:48:16.360 --> 00:48:19.159
<v Speaker 4>the Apple store because I'm having some personal problems.

1015
00:48:19.800 --> 00:48:20.960
<v Speaker 3>You're like, that's just so.

1016
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Exactly the thing, except for it's not even added like

1017
00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:25.159
<v Speaker 1>thirty words to it.

1018
00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:28.440
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't know that just adding more words makes

1019
00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:30.559
<v Speaker 3>it better. But happy birthday.

1020
00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:33.519
<v Speaker 1>I would call, but things are really hard from.

1021
00:48:33.320 --> 00:48:34.000
<v Speaker 3>You right now.

1022
00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:36.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm going through a lot of different changes, and like

1023
00:48:36.840 --> 00:48:40.519
<v Speaker 1>you understand, right, I do. Hope you're well, that's the

1024
00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:45.000
<v Speaker 1>funny card with like an old timey picture. Why how

1025
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:45.360
<v Speaker 1>is that?

1026
00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:49.280
<v Speaker 4>And he's like, you just won't all right, no, wait,

1027
00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:51.039
<v Speaker 4>give me one. Give me I'm gonna try to fix

1028
00:48:51.039 --> 00:48:51.599
<v Speaker 4>another one here.

1029
00:48:51.679 --> 00:48:56.920
<v Speaker 1>Just make up one like congratulations, congratulations on your baby.

1030
00:48:58.119 --> 00:48:59.119
<v Speaker 3>Hope she turns.

1031
00:48:58.880 --> 00:49:03.639
<v Speaker 1>Out hot to be hot. So that's the joke. One, yeah, right,

1032
00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:04.559
<v Speaker 1>graduations or baby.

1033
00:49:04.559 --> 00:49:06.800
<v Speaker 4>I hope she turns out to be hot, and then

1034
00:49:06.960 --> 00:49:10.360
<v Speaker 4>be like, how about this congratulation on your baby.

1035
00:49:11.000 --> 00:49:13.440
<v Speaker 1>I really hope things go well with your baby. I

1036
00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:15.559
<v Speaker 1>think that, like it's really cool that you had a baby,

1037
00:49:15.599 --> 00:49:17.480
<v Speaker 1>And I really hope that it's an easy time for

1038
00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:22.360
<v Speaker 1>you and yours and your baby, for you, your husband

1039
00:49:22.679 --> 00:49:25.719
<v Speaker 1>and your baby, and I hope that she or he

1040
00:49:26.079 --> 00:49:30.719
<v Speaker 1>lives a really long, wonderful life full of adventure.

1041
00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:34.119
<v Speaker 2>Like my cheeks are hurry right now, and then and

1042
00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:36.159
<v Speaker 2>then he goes on and then he goes I mean

1043
00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:38.840
<v Speaker 2>maybe this isn't it either, but you see, you get

1044
00:49:38.840 --> 00:49:42.960
<v Speaker 2>my point. You're gonna want to mention baby like twenty

1045
00:49:43.000 --> 00:49:47.400
<v Speaker 2>more times, just like I'm trying to.

1046
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:48.079
<v Speaker 3>Think of another one.

1047
00:49:48.840 --> 00:49:53.639
<v Speaker 1>Congrats you graduated college. Good luck or no, what's the graduated?

1048
00:49:53.719 --> 00:49:56.280
<v Speaker 1>You graduated college. Congrats, I hope you don't get too

1049
00:49:56.360 --> 00:49:57.519
<v Speaker 1>drunk at the frat parties.

1050
00:49:57.639 --> 00:49:58.280
<v Speaker 3>That's the joke.

1051
00:49:58.320 --> 00:50:01.840
<v Speaker 1>One, Yeah, congratulation you graduated college. I hope that you

1052
00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:07.679
<v Speaker 1>pledge the frat that you really believe in brotherhood. And

1053
00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:10.719
<v Speaker 1>then it like has the saw from and I went

1054
00:50:10.760 --> 00:50:16.119
<v Speaker 1>to two Pacific. There's all stand. That's all in there,

1055
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:19.960
<v Speaker 1>including the music, Jones, the notes.

1056
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<v Speaker 3>You're like, what, there's a link. There's a link. This

1057
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<v Speaker 3>will be you'll get this more if you hit this

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<v Speaker 3>link and it'll take you to the music on Apple Music.

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<v Speaker 5>So you can beta beta towl and then and then

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<v Speaker 5>in parentheses like I'm not sure if you're Jewish or not,

1061
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<v Speaker 5>I don't remember, but if you're Jewish, ZBT would be

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<v Speaker 5>a wonderful fraternity for you to pledge.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, and those are just some suggestions.

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<v Speaker 1>To take a look at those and think about them later,

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00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:51.719
<v Speaker 1>and just like resubmit.

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<v Speaker 3>My favorite is that he took I would call, but

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<v Speaker 3>my phone's at three percent, to be like to the

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00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:02.440
<v Speaker 3>only person i'd call if my phone were at three percent.

1069
00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:05.960
<v Speaker 3>So you understand how I changed that. So now go

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00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:08.119
<v Speaker 3>look at the go look for inspiration and come up

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00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:12.000
<v Speaker 3>with something that really is slightly different.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually can't do that. Your phone would die as

1073
00:51:14.559 --> 00:51:17.159
<v Speaker 1>you're calling them, right, so that the premise already doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>make sense.

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<v Speaker 3>The way that he has it. No, he's an idiot.

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00:51:20.519 --> 00:51:23.199
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. I said it. I said it, And the joke,

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00:51:23.559 --> 00:51:27.840
<v Speaker 3>the tone of the joke is that you are blowing

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00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:30.079
<v Speaker 3>the person off that it was easier to send an

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00:51:30.159 --> 00:51:32.719
<v Speaker 3>E card because you're like, you don't really want to

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00:51:32.760 --> 00:51:35.639
<v Speaker 3>talk to the person. That's the joke. The joke is

1081
00:51:35.719 --> 00:51:39.639
<v Speaker 3>like i'd call you, but my phone's at three percent. Sorry,

1082
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:42.719
<v Speaker 3>that's the joke. It's not supposed to be a positive.

1083
00:51:43.079 --> 00:51:46.360
<v Speaker 3>These are sarcastic. Now I have to explain Dan Wilbur's

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00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:47.079
<v Speaker 3>job to him.

1085
00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:50.360
<v Speaker 1>It's not supposed to be like a fun like, oh,

1086
00:51:50.559 --> 00:51:52.159
<v Speaker 1>you're the only person I call if my phone is

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00:51:52.199 --> 00:51:52.840
<v Speaker 1>at three percent.

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00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:56.039
<v Speaker 3>Like, that's not the joke. It's not funny. H And

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00:51:56.320 --> 00:51:59.440
<v Speaker 3>I've had to put up with this kind of you know,

1090
00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:02.719
<v Speaker 3>people that don't know better than me telling me what's

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00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:05.000
<v Speaker 3>wrong with what I do. But at a job where

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00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:08.039
<v Speaker 3>I'm making thousands of dollars a week, not from somebody

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<v Speaker 3>who's possibly going to pay me ten dollars a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me do one more, let me do one more. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Happy anniversary, honey. I hope we can finally do reverse

1096
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<v Speaker 1>cowgirl tonight.

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00:52:18.760 --> 00:52:19.119
<v Speaker 3>It's like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to about this happy anniversary, honey. I really

1099
00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:26.400
<v Speaker 1>don't want you to get a UTI, so let's make

1100
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<v Speaker 1>sure that you take that Cranberry juice and use the

1101
00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:32.840
<v Speaker 1>antibiotic he got you and that we talked about at length. Okay, Sweetie,

1102
00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:36.599
<v Speaker 1>I love you. That would actually be.

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00:52:36.639 --> 00:52:38.599
<v Speaker 3>A great card. I'd be happy to get their card.

1104
00:52:38.719 --> 00:52:41.119
<v Speaker 3>He'd do the same thing. But then he'd be like, yeah,

1105
00:52:41.159 --> 00:52:44.159
<v Speaker 3>we would never say, sweetie, I love you. We just

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00:52:44.159 --> 00:52:44.760
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't say that.

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00:52:44.840 --> 00:52:47.199
<v Speaker 1>I'd say, but we will put if you want a

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00:52:47.280 --> 00:52:51.559
<v Speaker 1>link to the Uti Cranberry staff. What's the stuff called

1109
00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:53.840
<v Speaker 1>that makes it not burn when you pee but it doesn't?

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<v Speaker 4>Easy problem okay, easy? Yeah, easy whatever, ezio or easy

1111
00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:01.639
<v Speaker 4>something like that. It's like, yeah, we'll link to that

1112
00:53:01.800 --> 00:53:04.280
<v Speaker 4>only because you know and like, and we'll take most

1113
00:53:04.280 --> 00:53:06.400
<v Speaker 4>of the profit you can get like two percent if

1114
00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:08.599
<v Speaker 4>we do get any. But we have to do that

1115
00:53:08.679 --> 00:53:10.679
<v Speaker 4>through Amazon. It's a whole it's a whole thing.

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00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:16.360
<v Speaker 3>I feel, an affiliate marketing you know thing. But probably

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<v Speaker 3>only if you come up with some other cards that

1118
00:53:18.320 --> 00:53:20.400
<v Speaker 3>also link to products. We probably don't want to go

1119
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<v Speaker 3>through all that just for one for one.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, and we and it does seem and you're like,

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<v Speaker 4>but you said it would be too long if I

1122
00:53:26.719 --> 00:53:29.960
<v Speaker 4>did it that and you're like, no, no, it's it's fine

1123
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<v Speaker 4>if it's longer, if there's like if it's a good

1124
00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:36.360
<v Speaker 4>joke and you're like, but what's the joke that like, honey, honey,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 3>We would never put in a link that that's a lot,

1127
00:53:39.920 --> 00:53:42.519
<v Speaker 3>that's that long. You need to do a bit l

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<v Speaker 3>y like, so I'm sorry we can't hire you at

1129
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<v Speaker 3>this time because you didn't put in the bit dot l.

1130
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<v Speaker 1>W and put that in and also like we want to.

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00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:53.880
<v Speaker 4>It's a fine line between like, you know, caring about

1132
00:53:53.880 --> 00:53:56.440
<v Speaker 4>the person that you want to make sure doesn't get

1133
00:53:56.440 --> 00:53:58.519
<v Speaker 4>a UTI and really talking about how you went to

1134
00:53:58.559 --> 00:54:01.559
<v Speaker 4>the doctor together and you're really like that guy, but

1135
00:54:01.639 --> 00:54:05.519
<v Speaker 4>also you're like, ooh, tonight's the night. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>Dan will Okay, let me see if I can't, I

1137
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<v Speaker 4>don't think I look up my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see if I can't, Okay, I can try

1139
00:54:11.320 --> 00:54:12.639
<v Speaker 1>to look him up on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I found him on Facebook before. I think

1141
00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:19.320
<v Speaker 3>you did. I think we have a mutual friend.

1142
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<v Speaker 1>It's cute.

1143
00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:22.360
<v Speaker 3>Didn't I think he was kind of cute? You did?

1144
00:54:23.159 --> 00:54:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Is he cute?

1145
00:54:24.440 --> 00:54:25.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't think so.

1146
00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean there is a Dan Wilbert who's a digital

1147
00:54:28.039 --> 00:54:29.599
<v Speaker 1>creator that there's a bunch of Dan.

1148
00:54:30.039 --> 00:54:31.239
<v Speaker 3>Okay, he kind of.

1149
00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:33.119
<v Speaker 1>He's got a picture of himself where he's got his

1150
00:54:33.119 --> 00:54:35.079
<v Speaker 1>head is like his face is in his haund and

1151
00:54:35.079 --> 00:54:39.000
<v Speaker 1>he's like, rah, he's grumpy, he's having problems. I don't

1152
00:54:39.039 --> 00:54:42.320
<v Speaker 1>see mutual friends though, so this might just be like

1153
00:54:42.400 --> 00:54:45.320
<v Speaker 1>his Yeah, he's got a lot of followers.

1154
00:54:47.280 --> 00:54:50.880
<v Speaker 3>I would has any like yeah, any, I mean it

1155
00:54:50.960 --> 00:54:54.679
<v Speaker 3>seems like the guy. Yeah, this looks like the guy

1156
00:54:54.760 --> 00:54:57.000
<v Speaker 3>that would do this for sure.

1157
00:54:57.599 --> 00:54:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I mean he's really but there's also

1158
00:54:59.719 --> 00:55:02.280
<v Speaker 1>a Dan Wilbur who lives in Malibu.

1159
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<v Speaker 3>Also, I can't see our friends though. Why are people

1160
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<v Speaker 3>so private? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>This has got to be the guy. I have thirty

1162
00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:10.639
<v Speaker 1>six mutual friends with him. Okay, well I didn't see

1163
00:55:10.639 --> 00:55:14.400
<v Speaker 1>that one. Well maybe because maybe because I can't see

1164
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<v Speaker 1>his and be said on private unless you're friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I'm not friends with them. You know what, We'll

1166
00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:23.079
<v Speaker 3>never really know. It doesn't matter. I'm not going to

1167
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<v Speaker 3>date him or Keith.

1168
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<v Speaker 4>But okay, so him, Dan Keith in conclusion, Dan Keith or.

1169
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<v Speaker 3>Charles Manson. That's tough. You got to marry Dan.

1170
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<v Speaker 4>No, no, gott to marry Keith, Gott to have sex

1171
00:55:40.920 --> 00:55:42.559
<v Speaker 4>with Dan you're not going to do anything with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yes, all right, I got that one done real quick.

1173
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<v Speaker 4>All right, all right, you guys, we should say hello

1174
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<v Speaker 4>to our friends who are here on the Patreon and

1175
00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:59.119
<v Speaker 4>thank you for being here, like Carolyn Bastian Silvano, Jemetti

1176
00:55:59.239 --> 00:56:02.280
<v Speaker 4>always there for us, Sandra Green, we love you, Collect

1177
00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:05.480
<v Speaker 4>Rock same. Patrick Price, that's your old pal. We love

1178
00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:08.519
<v Speaker 4>not old like you know, like he's still young. He's

1179
00:56:08.599 --> 00:56:12.440
<v Speaker 4>getting up there just table. I've known him for twenty.

1180
00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:15.079
<v Speaker 3>Years young though. You could know him for twenty years

1181
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:17.960
<v Speaker 3>and he could just be forty twenty one years. Yeah,

1182
00:56:18.159 --> 00:56:20.039
<v Speaker 3>he could still be a big that's true. That's true.

1183
00:56:20.079 --> 00:56:22.400
<v Speaker 1>He is a baby, He's a baby. We have this

1184
00:56:22.440 --> 00:56:26.360
<v Speaker 1>whole conversation about Patrick. Ju she's in my writing class

1185
00:56:26.360 --> 00:56:30.000
<v Speaker 1>and she's such a talented writer. Hi, Julie, Hi, Julie Hi.

1186
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:34.960
<v Speaker 4>Victoria Blake and Andrea Andrea Crawford and Dick Frolicker and

1187
00:56:35.159 --> 00:56:36.599
<v Speaker 4>Jean Vagepe and Carrie Maller.

1188
00:56:36.639 --> 00:56:38.599
<v Speaker 1>You want to take us home? Yeah, Kera Johnson Watson

1189
00:56:38.639 --> 00:56:41.960
<v Speaker 1>and Jacqueline Bellick and Victoria Blake and Jill Shaw, Athene

1190
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:44.719
<v Speaker 1>ginshard Price, Haye Tonado.

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00:56:45.639 --> 00:56:47.199
<v Speaker 3>Listen, you still have time.

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00:56:47.320 --> 00:56:51.159
<v Speaker 1>If you go to Becky Barris's website, which is just basic, Becky,

1193
00:56:51.760 --> 00:56:53.960
<v Speaker 1>get you a custom T shirt or a mouse pot

1194
00:56:54.079 --> 00:56:56.400
<v Speaker 1>or a mug for someone special in your life or

1195
00:56:56.519 --> 00:56:59.960
<v Speaker 1>not special, and maybe put one of like my Sam

1196
00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:02.079
<v Speaker 1>full E card sayings on a mug.

1197
00:57:02.119 --> 00:57:03.480
<v Speaker 3>Why wouldn't you? You can have it.

1198
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Nobody owns that. No, Also, Randy may Ames, lets us

1199
00:57:10.039 --> 00:57:14.199
<v Speaker 1>give our shout to whatever we feel strongly about. And

1200
00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:19.800
<v Speaker 1>I feel strongly right now about the ACLU, because shit's

1201
00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:21.599
<v Speaker 1>go in sideways in our country, y'all.

1202
00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:25.960
<v Speaker 3>I did the y'all for you. Thank you, and the ACLU.

1203
00:57:26.079 --> 00:57:29.039
<v Speaker 1>Listen, the Supreme Court is doing some like fucked up shit,

1204
00:57:29.159 --> 00:57:32.119
<v Speaker 1>that's all I'm gonna say. Really, And the ACLU is

1205
00:57:32.360 --> 00:57:35.360
<v Speaker 1>like they are on that wall trying to.

1206
00:57:35.360 --> 00:57:38.639
<v Speaker 3>Protect us against this filing lawsuits, so can we give

1207
00:57:38.679 --> 00:57:44.480
<v Speaker 3>them some money? ACLU? Thank you? All right, We thank you,

1208
00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:48.880
<v Speaker 3>We love you, We thank you. Are we sorry? Yeah,

1209
00:57:48.920 --> 00:57:49.599
<v Speaker 3>we're definitely sorry.

1210
00:57:49.639 --> 00:57:53.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, like I sided with a murder for

1211
00:57:53.400 --> 00:57:57.440
<v Speaker 4>like a long time and right given a lot of examples.

1212
00:57:56.920 --> 00:58:00.320
<v Speaker 1>But you're welcome. The show today is almost an hour. Yeah,

1213
00:58:00.360 --> 00:58:01.719
<v Speaker 1>we went crazy, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks
