WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.319 Rod Black Show. We are Live with Rob Black Show. 2 00:00:02.879 --> 00:00:05.639 That that was quick. That was that was a quick 3 00:00:07.160 --> 00:00:12.599 I have to bust out the new. Uh, I have 4 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:17.600 to bust out the new. A fucking awkward. It's just awkward. 5 00:00:17.879 --> 00:00:20.760 It was. That was It was just awkward. It was 6 00:00:20.760 --> 00:00:28.160 a whole awkward crossover. I mean, it wasn't dreadful. I 7 00:00:28.239 --> 00:00:32.679 mean I've I've been part of of like fucking dreadfulness, 8 00:00:32.520 --> 00:00:38.479 and so it wasn't dreadful awkward. It's Rod Black Show. 9 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:46.560 We are It's it's live and uh, it's well it's 10 00:00:46.560 --> 00:00:49.880 eleven fifty five, so so so it's late night, and 11 00:00:49.960 --> 00:00:55.920 we made it on Fun Friday, so it's still Fun Friday, 12 00:00:55.960 --> 00:01:01.840 even though we're almost done with Friday. We're gonna we're 13 00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:06.879 gonna try to provide you with nothing but fun. All right, 14 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:14.599 that's all. Let's get the disclaimer out of the way. 15 00:01:14.599 --> 00:01:16.319 If you're under the age of eighteen, don't listen to 16 00:01:16.400 --> 00:01:20.079 the show. It's bad, it's horrible, and it will corrupt 17 00:01:20.359 --> 00:01:25.640 all youth. If you are over the age of eighteen 18 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:28.560 but you're easily offended, don't listen to the show. If 19 00:01:28.599 --> 00:01:31.439 you're a liberal, if you're a Democrat, if you are 20 00:01:31.640 --> 00:01:34.879 considered woke, don't listen to the show. If you are 21 00:01:35.319 --> 00:01:40.000 just a giant cunt, big pussy cunt, don't listen to 22 00:01:40.040 --> 00:01:42.840 the show because you will be offended. You will then 23 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:46.840 take to social media and talk about how Rob Black 24 00:01:46.959 --> 00:01:52.079 is a horrible, horrible, evil, shitty person and must be canceled. 25 00:01:52.159 --> 00:01:54.920 So with that being said, I'm gonna give you five 26 00:01:55.040 --> 00:01:57.560 seconds to turn off what you're listening to this program 27 00:01:57.599 --> 00:01:59.799 on so we can get on with the show. And 28 00:02:00.079 --> 00:02:04.599 five four three, all right, welcome to Rob Black, Row 29 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:10.840 Black Self. It's fun Friday. Let's uh, let's let's let's 30 00:02:10.879 --> 00:02:16.520 talk about fun things. Let's talk about fun things. Let's 31 00:02:16.520 --> 00:02:22.560 talk about retards. Let's talk about retards. Retards are always fun. 32 00:02:23.479 --> 00:02:27.960 That's that's it. Retards are are fun. They're fun people. 33 00:02:28.840 --> 00:02:34.199 You know, they're they're they're giddy. They they seem to 34 00:02:35.199 --> 00:02:38.400 always be in a positive mood. Although I've seen a 35 00:02:38.439 --> 00:02:42.759 growing trend on social media, and I don't know if 36 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:50.479 you've seen this trend, but they're hot retards. I I 37 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:58.759 know it sounds weird, but there's girls that are retarded 38 00:02:59.800 --> 00:03:04.680 and they are hot. Now, when I say hot, I'm 39 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:12.560 not talking about you know, supermodel type hot because they're 40 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:16.159 still fucking retarded. They still have downs. And that's what 41 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:19.479 I'm talking about. I'm not talking about just your average 42 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:27.680 slow person, somebody that clocks in at an IQ of 43 00:03:27.719 --> 00:03:34.319 a retard. You know, they're below the mark of being 44 00:03:35.039 --> 00:03:41.240 average intelligence to the point of being retarded. I'm talking 45 00:03:41.280 --> 00:03:48.800 about downs, Okay, I'm talking about quirky life goes on 46 00:03:49.879 --> 00:03:55.319 that type of shit. That is the growing trend, and 47 00:03:55.400 --> 00:03:59.879 I see it on Instagram, I've seen it on Twitter. 48 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:10.759 But there's girls, Okay, there's girls who are retarded. Downs. 49 00:04:10.919 --> 00:04:13.400 I see clarify that because some people be like, what 50 00:04:13.400 --> 00:04:15.800 do you mean, just like a dumb girl, somebody from 51 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:23.720 like Mississippi. No fucking downs, okay, fucking downs. So they 52 00:04:23.759 --> 00:04:30.319 have downs, but they keep themselves in shape. They work out, 53 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:36.319 they wear yoga pants, they do their hair because a 54 00:04:36.319 --> 00:04:41.439 lot of downs. You know, they're they're fucking you know, 55 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:45.480 not only do they have downs, but they don't keep 56 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:49.120 up with themselves. You know, they let themselves go. They're 57 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:55.759 they're always kind of fat, they got bad complexion, and 58 00:04:55.800 --> 00:05:03.439 they're just generally you know, I don't want to you know, 59 00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:11.879 I don't want to be too overly you know, critical, 60 00:05:12.319 --> 00:05:18.399 but you know that it's that you know, someone goes 61 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:25.720 is it bad, and you just go that, you know, yeah, exactly. 62 00:05:28.240 --> 00:05:37.920 But this trend of these down women girls, they're hot 63 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:43.800 and in the down world they're like fucking smoke shows. 64 00:05:43.839 --> 00:05:49.240 Like in the down world, you can't get more hot 65 00:05:51.160 --> 00:06:00.560 than these women. Now here's a question if you got downs, okay, 66 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:08.920 do you want to see a hot downs, like is 67 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:15.959 that turn you on? Or if you are downs, you 68 00:06:16.199 --> 00:06:21.040 want to fucking see somebody that doesn't kind of look 69 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:28.879 like you, you know, like you wouldn't fantasize about somebody 70 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:34.560 that looks like you, that acts like you, that has 71 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:41.720 the same thing of you, or would you? And would 72 00:06:41.879 --> 00:06:49.720 downs be in the same category of say Asian or 73 00:06:50.040 --> 00:07:00.279 black or Hispanic? Is it in? And when I mean 74 00:07:00.279 --> 00:07:02.920 by that, I'm not saying, oh, black people are retarded. 75 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:05.199 That's not what I mean. It's not what I'm saying. 76 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:13.639 I'm just saying somebody's black and they find their own 77 00:07:14.279 --> 00:07:20.680 race attractive versus outside of their own race. And there's 78 00:07:21.199 --> 00:07:25.600 obviously black folks like that, just like there's white folks 79 00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:31.600 like that, just like there's Asian folks like that. You 80 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:36.279 have Asian men that only want to date Asian women 81 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:45.319 and vice versa. So are downs like that? Do downs 82 00:07:45.879 --> 00:07:50.959 only want to date other downs? Or do they want 83 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:59.399 to date non downs people? So they look down none downs? 84 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:03.439 You know, it's like, Eh, I don't want to date 85 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:08.160 you you've got downs, And it's like, but you got downs, 86 00:08:08.199 --> 00:08:12.040 and it's like, so doesn't mean I want to date 87 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:18.639 my own kind. I want to date her and it's 88 00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:23.839 somebody that doesn't have downs. These are questions that I 89 00:08:23.879 --> 00:08:33.639 think about oftentimes when I'm driving and alone with time 90 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:39.000 to kill and it's cold out and it takes a 91 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:43.399 while for the car to get to a temperature that 92 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:51.600 I really really enjoy, especially when it's about two degrees out. Now. 93 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:55.799 If somebody can help me with this, I'm all open 94 00:08:55.879 --> 00:09:03.840 for it. If there's any men out there, I'd love 95 00:09:03.919 --> 00:09:11.399 to hear your story. If there's any downs women, I'd 96 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:19.120 like to hear your story. You can email The Row 97 00:09:19.200 --> 00:09:26.080 Black Show RZ Black at yahoo dot com. Tell me 98 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:32.879 your down story, and if that down story is compelling enough, 99 00:09:34.279 --> 00:09:38.000 we'll bring you on the show and you can show 100 00:09:38.039 --> 00:09:44.600 off your special talent, which I assume is having downs. Anyways, 101 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:51.519 these are my thoughts and this is fun Friday. And 102 00:09:51.600 --> 00:09:56.559 speaking of downs, I have a new phone, which means 103 00:09:56.679 --> 00:10:04.559 now I can call or at least reach out to 104 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:11.120 a few people that I would consider having downs, even 105 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:24.600 though they wouldn't like Jimmy Controversy definitely has downs. Jew Burgh, 106 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:33.799 who one hundred percent has fucking downs. Todd Loyola, he 107 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:41.720 doesn't have downs, good dude, although at times I think 108 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:46.480 maybe he has downs. And then there's a few other people. 109 00:10:47.919 --> 00:10:50.559 But this is it. This is the big phone right here. 110 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:54.120 This is what you've all come for. Right there. Look 111 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:59.960 there's my kids, see him right there? Those fucker there there, 112 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:04.159 ye look at them. It's an old picture. It's from 113 00:11:04.279 --> 00:11:10.320 last summer. They're eating ice cream out of aub What 114 00:11:10.440 --> 00:11:13.399 is that a gallon? I think sitting on the porch. 115 00:11:14.720 --> 00:11:26.679 There's there's savages. They're fucking savages. Jesus Christ savages. Mm hm. Anyways, 116 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:29.799 so we got the phone back. It's it's an what 117 00:11:29.879 --> 00:11:35.480 is this an iPhone? I think it's an I think 118 00:11:35.480 --> 00:11:39.799 it's an iPhone sixteen. I think I think it's an 119 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:43.679 iPhone sixteen. I know some of you are like Rob, 120 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:50.279 they're on iPhone eighteen, but fucking iPhone eighteen, I don't 121 00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:56.279 think was part of my uh my upgrade plan. Well, 122 00:11:56.320 --> 00:11:58.879 I was due for you know, I lost the phone, 123 00:11:58.919 --> 00:12:03.279 it got it got fucked up, so I was due 124 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:12.039 for an upgrade, and uh, it was actually cheaper than 125 00:12:13.039 --> 00:12:18.000 my last phone or the phone I guess, the new phone. 126 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:22.039 What is this? No, my bat, it's no hold on? 127 00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:23.639 Who do I got? 128 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:23.879 Here? 129 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:28.399 Is it an I? The fuck is it? So it's 130 00:12:28.440 --> 00:12:33.840 an iOS? What is it? Oh? It's an iPhone? I 131 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:38.960 have an iPhone sixteen Promax, So that that's what they 132 00:12:39.039 --> 00:12:44.559 gave me in the uh, is part of this new 133 00:12:44.679 --> 00:12:49.600 plan that I set up with a new phone number, 134 00:12:49.960 --> 00:12:54.639 a new New York phone number. That was basically everything 135 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:58.840 that I did to get this new phone, this fancy 136 00:12:58.919 --> 00:13:02.960 new phone, and these new plans were all based around 137 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:11.639 a New York number. So that's kind of cool. I 138 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:18.399 haven't had a New York number since fuck was I 139 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:24.000 twenty one? Since I was twenty I mean obviously I 140 00:13:24.039 --> 00:13:27.360 had it. Now when I since I was just trying 141 00:13:27.360 --> 00:13:31.519 to think did I have obviously I had a Did 142 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:36.320 I have a cell phone? Yeah? God damn, trying to 143 00:13:36.320 --> 00:13:42.919 think of my cell phone history. So I remember having 144 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:51.320 I remember having the old school, so I yeah, it 145 00:13:51.360 --> 00:13:54.480 was a New York number. So I remember having a 146 00:13:54.519 --> 00:13:59.600 brick phone, so I remember that. And then I remember 147 00:13:59.679 --> 00:14:07.480 having a phone in a bag. So this is going 148 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:15.279 way back. So you had phones that were mounted in 149 00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:21.919 your car. That was that was I was real young. 150 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:25.840 My dad had that in his car, so I wasn't 151 00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:30.240 when I got my car, the phones weren't a bag then. 152 00:14:30.679 --> 00:14:34.200 What I mean by that it was almost like it 153 00:14:34.240 --> 00:14:42.159 was it was like a briefcase that uh you know what, 154 00:14:42.480 --> 00:14:48.159 I'm like a soft a soft case satchel, I guess 155 00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:53.120 you could say. And the the the guts of the 156 00:14:53.159 --> 00:14:59.240 phone were in the sash'll see, you know, you had 157 00:14:59.279 --> 00:15:02.679 it on your shoulder and then you would go to 158 00:15:02.720 --> 00:15:05.440 your car and you'd put your put your bag on 159 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:09.320 your front seat, and that was your phone. That was 160 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:15.240 the cell phone, that was pre brickphone. So had that 161 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:21.480 then the brick phone. And then I think right before 162 00:15:21.559 --> 00:15:28.080 I left, you had uh the old school from the 163 00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:32.639 brick phone to the motorola and the antenna pulled out, 164 00:15:32.679 --> 00:15:35.799 you pulled out with your teeth, pulled that fucking figure on. 165 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:43.960 So when I left for LA, I still had my 166 00:15:44.960 --> 00:15:49.639 New York phone and I mean before that it was pagers. 167 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:52.120 Fucking pa had I had the floor, I had the 168 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:57.200 black pager, but then I had the motorole of fluorescent pagers, 169 00:15:57.240 --> 00:16:03.279 like a fluorescent blue fucking gay. But whatever fucking floresta 170 00:16:03.759 --> 00:16:08.720 fluorescent blue, I thinktor I think I also then had 171 00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:15.080 a teal green, very very gay gay before you know, 172 00:16:16.559 --> 00:16:20.480 gay was gay. How about that? This is gay fluorescent 173 00:16:20.559 --> 00:16:23.919 colors for a fucking pager. What the fuck would I 174 00:16:23.960 --> 00:16:30.600 think it? This is gay? I look back on those 175 00:16:30.639 --> 00:16:34.120 times and go, mmm, look at that mullet. Look at 176 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:43.559 your fluorescent pager and your fucking fucking and your stone 177 00:16:43.879 --> 00:16:57.399 washed jeans, gay gay gay stone washed jeans. Jesus Christ, 178 00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:06.480 horrible stonewashed jeans. Mm hmm. But anyways, new phone. 179 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:15.400 So we are we are locked in, louded, locked and louded, 180 00:17:16.240 --> 00:17:18.200 so very very exciting, very excited. 181 00:17:19.839 --> 00:17:27.599 Uh So, I'm watching TV, all right, and I'm watching 182 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:34.519 Trump and he's at first off, I told Catherine tonight, said, 183 00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:38.880 why what are we gonna do without Trump? Seriously? What 184 00:17:39.400 --> 00:17:42.480 are we gonna do? How do we? How do we? 185 00:17:43.960 --> 00:17:49.039 I mean, he's been gold for the last ten years. 186 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:52.559 It's just been pure gold. What the fuck are we 187 00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:56.799 gonna do four years from now? What do I mean? 188 00:17:56.960 --> 00:17:59.920 What do? What do we do? How do we get back? 189 00:18:01.720 --> 00:18:08.680 How do we get back to politics as usual? I 190 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:11.880 don't think we ever will, But how do how do you? 191 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:17.079 I mean, yeah, you know, And it's something that I'll 192 00:18:17.079 --> 00:18:26.079 tell you. And we've talked about this before. People will say, 193 00:18:26.440 --> 00:18:31.559 I don't understand how any people like Trump. I don't 194 00:18:31.680 --> 00:18:36.200 understand how these maga peep they must be just as 195 00:18:36.359 --> 00:18:42.480 fucking retarded as him. I don't not, and I truly 196 00:18:43.400 --> 00:18:49.440 don't believe those people who say that believe that. I 197 00:18:49.480 --> 00:18:56.400 think they know exactly why people like Trump, because it's 198 00:18:56.400 --> 00:19:02.359 the same reason why every politician before Trump tries to 199 00:19:02.519 --> 00:19:07.799 have an authentic moment. And when they have that authentic moment, 200 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:16.119 it's the thing that normally catapults them into this popularity 201 00:19:16.319 --> 00:19:22.880 zone that makes them a two term president. And it's 202 00:19:23.000 --> 00:19:29.839 for that split second where that politician is authentic and 203 00:19:29.880 --> 00:19:40.000 they go off script. So the people that don't understand, 204 00:19:40.519 --> 00:19:43.319 and the only thing they could say is he's a retard, 205 00:19:43.559 --> 00:19:48.359 he's a moron, he's a buffoon, and all seventy seven 206 00:19:48.440 --> 00:19:54.480 million of his voters are equally stupid and equally buffoon 207 00:19:54.759 --> 00:20:01.680 like because they don't want to admit that trauma doesn't 208 00:20:02.079 --> 00:20:12.799 have to have these fake, authentic moments. He is one 209 00:20:12.920 --> 00:20:28.000 hundred percent authentic. He is every person that lives in 210 00:20:28.079 --> 00:20:35.880 this country that at one point or another has looked 211 00:20:35.920 --> 00:20:41.000 at a politician and said, I wish they would just 212 00:20:41.240 --> 00:20:46.200 say X, Y and Z. I wish they would just 213 00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:53.839 do CD and E. I wish for once we could 214 00:20:53.880 --> 00:21:00.119 get a politician that would just act like one of us. Yes, 215 00:21:04.279 --> 00:21:06.920 and rather you like Trump or you don't like Trump, 216 00:21:07.839 --> 00:21:16.400 he acts like one of us because everybody knows throughout 217 00:21:16.440 --> 00:21:21.160 the years, I don't care ten years ago, twenty years ago, 218 00:21:21.240 --> 00:21:23.640 thirty years ago, forty years ago, and I don't care. 219 00:21:23.759 --> 00:21:31.720 Rather it's Clinton, Obama, Reagan, Bush. Everything they say is controlled, 220 00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:40.440 Everything they say is a focus group tested, Every move 221 00:21:40.640 --> 00:21:53.279 they make is choreographed. Everything they do is fake. And 222 00:21:53.319 --> 00:22:01.519 what you get with Trump is the every day man 223 00:22:01.880 --> 00:22:13.440 or woman. He's who all of us are. He is who, 224 00:22:14.160 --> 00:22:21.079 and more importantly, what the American people love when they 225 00:22:21.200 --> 00:22:28.640 watch Deep or they watch another movie that is based 226 00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:36.880 off of a president, and we see the authentic side 227 00:22:37.119 --> 00:22:45.599 of that person that's playing a world leader. Rather it 228 00:22:45.880 --> 00:22:49.880 was what nine seasons of west Wing. I don't know 229 00:22:49.920 --> 00:22:53.480 if you guys remember West Wing about the White House 230 00:22:54.920 --> 00:22:58.920 Martin Sheen was the president. I mean, it was huge, 231 00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:07.160 hugely successful. Rob Lowe is in it, A bunch of 232 00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:12.559 other fucking people, that Whitfield, that Bradley Whitfield, that super 233 00:23:12.680 --> 00:23:22.880 leftist cunt Alison Janey was in it. But it was huge. 234 00:23:23.319 --> 00:23:28.160 Why because it showed politics and it showed the White 235 00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:34.599 House in a more human, more real side. So when 236 00:23:34.640 --> 00:23:40.759 you watched it, you went, well, yeah, that's that, that's 237 00:23:40.799 --> 00:23:43.799 that's real. This is this is real life. It's not 238 00:23:43.880 --> 00:23:47.559 what we see on TV. It's not what uh we 239 00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:51.279 we see or read about in the paper these this 240 00:23:51.359 --> 00:23:55.039 is you know, oh look there are emotions and yeah 241 00:23:55.119 --> 00:23:58.519 there's the president, you know, smoking a cigarette. You never 242 00:23:58.559 --> 00:24:03.240 see a president do that, all of those things that 243 00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:12.720 Trump does now. And people on the left and some 244 00:24:12.880 --> 00:24:15.759 on the right, I don't know why people like this 245 00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:25.200 guy because he's fucking real. He's fucking real. When he 246 00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:30.519 was doing the roundtable today and he's busting the mayor 247 00:24:31.079 --> 00:24:37.119 of Los Angeles' balls, busting her fucking balls, busting the 248 00:24:37.599 --> 00:24:44.119 congressman from LA this what his name Sherman busting his ball. 249 00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:53.519 I mean, he's he's he's doing what you only can 250 00:24:53.640 --> 00:25:00.119 imagine somebody in that position would do. Here here there 251 00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:03.079 is a politician. Here's the President of the United States 252 00:25:04.119 --> 00:25:09.839 sitting next to the mayor of Los Angeles. So take 253 00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:13.319 Trump out of the mix for a minute, but anybody 254 00:25:13.359 --> 00:25:20.680 else any other time, we watch in amazement how a 255 00:25:20.799 --> 00:25:26.440 mayor who by all accounts was a complete an utter 256 00:25:26.599 --> 00:25:34.799 disaster as it pertained to how she handled the wildfires 257 00:25:34.799 --> 00:25:38.960 in Los Angeles in California, to the point where she's 258 00:25:39.039 --> 00:25:44.200 over in Ghana there while Los Angeles is on fire. 259 00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:47.720 No reason for her to be there. She just took 260 00:25:47.759 --> 00:25:52.440 a trip there, absolutely no reason. It wasn't like she 261 00:25:52.680 --> 00:25:57.920 was in San Francisco at her a daughter's dance recitle. 262 00:25:58.200 --> 00:26:01.200 She's in Ghana. What the fuck are you doing in 263 00:26:01.240 --> 00:26:06.920 another country celebrating the presidency of the fuck out he here? 264 00:26:07.000 --> 00:26:12.480 But anyways, see here she is sitting three seats over 265 00:26:13.920 --> 00:26:16.559 to the President of the United States, and both of 266 00:26:16.599 --> 00:26:23.359 them are on different political spectrums, and she happens to 267 00:26:23.400 --> 00:26:31.240 be from a state that despises Republicans, despises Trump and 268 00:26:32.200 --> 00:26:37.480 enacted legislation to set aside millions and millions of dollars 269 00:26:38.200 --> 00:26:46.440 to fight Trump on his deportation policies. So here's this 270 00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:52.119 mayor who despises Trump sitting in a room with Trump, 271 00:26:54.400 --> 00:27:02.319 thanking him for coming and asking for federal help. And 272 00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:09.359 here's the President United States going basically, you suck, and 273 00:27:09.400 --> 00:27:13.920 he's doing what all of us, if we're watching this 274 00:27:14.039 --> 00:27:18.920 with anybody else, would say, God, it's so weird how 275 00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:23.839 politics puts people that don't like each other in a room, 276 00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:28.480 people that talk shit on each other, and they just 277 00:27:28.559 --> 00:27:34.519 sit there and be fake and phony. God, the fuck 278 00:27:34.599 --> 00:27:40.480 kind of country do we live in? This is so weird. No, 279 00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:45.319 now we actually get somebody to look over at the 280 00:27:45.400 --> 00:27:50.920 mirror and go listen, listen, you gotta use your executive powers, 281 00:27:51.240 --> 00:27:55.599 and you gotta let these people rebuild now. You gotta 282 00:27:55.720 --> 00:27:58.400 do away with the red tape. They gotta be able 283 00:27:58.400 --> 00:28:01.640 to build now. And she's like I am, and he's like, no, no, 284 00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:04.960 I'm I'm listening to people that are saying it's eighteen 285 00:28:05.079 --> 00:28:11.920 months eight Well, we need to clear the debris. If 286 00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:14.359 people want to clear the debris, let him clear the 287 00:28:14.440 --> 00:28:17.680 debris now. They need to do it now. The people 288 00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:20.079 want to do it now. You need to make this happen. 289 00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:23.599 And she's like, but it's gotta be safe, and he's like, 290 00:28:24.400 --> 00:28:30.599 it's safe. That's it's safe, and she goes, but it 291 00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:35.000 it's real safe. They gotta do And I'm like, fucking Trump. 292 00:28:36.519 --> 00:28:42.480 And the best part is even the most ardent, ardent liberals, 293 00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:49.200 fucking Bill Maher on down, have been screaming, we're never 294 00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:53.359 gonna be able to rebuild Los Angeles because of the 295 00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:56.440 red tape. We have to get permits. If we want 296 00:28:56.480 --> 00:29:00.799 to do, you know, planting a tree, if we wanna 297 00:29:01.880 --> 00:29:06.000 put everything, you gotta get a permit. You gotta fucking 298 00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:09.200 go through this committee, that committee. And by the time 299 00:29:09.799 --> 00:29:13.559 you know, you get all the approvals, it's a year, 300 00:29:13.680 --> 00:29:16.319 year and a half. Bill Maher tells a story about 301 00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:23.039 putting a solar panel or something in his garage of 302 00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:28.400 some fucking, you know, leftist shit. But he talked about 303 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:31.880 how it took him over a year to get this 304 00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:42.119 done and he said it was it felt besides being exhausting, 305 00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:45.200 but it was like it was like defeating, you know, 306 00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:49.039 it was like, well, fuck it. Now I've gone through 307 00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:51.720 all of this and they're still busting my balls. What 308 00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:54.960 the fuck am I doing this for. And here's Trump 309 00:29:55.960 --> 00:30:00.920 telling the mayor of Los Angeles, you need to halt 310 00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:07.880 these regulations. And if somebody is gonna pay somebody ten 311 00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:12.880 thousand dollars to bring pickup trucks to haul out all 312 00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:16.799 of their burnt house down, you gotta let them do it. 313 00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:20.519 You gotta let these people back into their houses. And 314 00:30:20.640 --> 00:30:24.319 she's like, oh, we are. He'll be like another a 315 00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:26.920 week or he's like, you need to do it now. 316 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:36.680 Everything Trump did tonight. If it wasn't Trump, the left 317 00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:41.039 would be just coming on themselves. Oh my god, Oh 318 00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:46.000 my god. Oh our president speaks for us. Our president. 319 00:30:46.559 --> 00:30:50.200 He's looking. But because it's Trump, it's this well, I 320 00:30:50.319 --> 00:30:54.960 can't applaud that because that means I'm supporting him. And 321 00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:57.880 he's a piece of shit and he's a fucking Nazi 322 00:30:58.440 --> 00:31:01.799 and he's an idiot, he's a mall on. But yet 323 00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:07.640 he's saying shit to the mayor of Los Angeles which 324 00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:11.480 nobody else wants to say, which is, listen, you need 325 00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:16.000 to let these people into their fucking houses. You need 326 00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:20.200 to get clean up now. And if I give you 327 00:31:20.359 --> 00:31:25.119 billions of dollars, it needs to go to the people 328 00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:34.799 not to some fucking a trans plan or DEI this 329 00:31:35.079 --> 00:31:38.440 or that. It needs to go directly to the people. 330 00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:46.240 And if we have to set up an independent auditor, 331 00:31:46.759 --> 00:31:49.960 well then that's what we'll do. But if I give 332 00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:53.359 you one hundred billion dollars, we want to have accounting 333 00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:57.400 of the one hundred billion dollars, and if ten billion 334 00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:02.440 goes to the to the palisades, they need to start immediately. 335 00:32:03.440 --> 00:32:07.079 And she's just like, uh huh uh huh uh huh okay, yeah, 336 00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:10.039 and he's just like, this has to be done. He 337 00:32:10.119 --> 00:32:14.039 goes use your executive powers. Uh huh. Well I am, 338 00:32:14.519 --> 00:32:26.240 I am, And listen, man, it really was. It really 339 00:32:26.440 --> 00:32:42.759 was a master class in un scripted fucking somebody that 340 00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:48.279 is like us, because listen, man, at the end of 341 00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:55.200 the day, none of us know anybody, none of us 342 00:32:55.680 --> 00:33:05.720 hang out with anybody, none of us even briefly say hello. 343 00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:13.759 By means of working with anybody that sounds and acts 344 00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:22.839 like a politician doesn't happen. None of us do. None 345 00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:27.039 of us do, none of us encounter people that are 346 00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:35.319 so fake and measured and calculating and say a whole 347 00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:42.519 lot of nothing and give these these long soliloquy type answers, 348 00:33:43.559 --> 00:33:53.480 and more importantly, people that go into public service with 349 00:33:54.240 --> 00:34:09.719 modest means, school teacher, things of that nature. Maybe the 350 00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:13.400 most money they ever made in their professional life was 351 00:34:14.039 --> 00:34:17.360 one hundred thousand dollars a year, and then they get 352 00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:24.159 into politics and six or seven years later there worth 353 00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:31.199 ten fifteen million dollars. How does that happen? So we 354 00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:41.119 don't know people like this, none of us still, none 355 00:34:41.159 --> 00:34:47.199 of us. Still we know people like Trump. We know 356 00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:51.320 people like Trump. We all know people like Trump. And 357 00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:54.960 if you live here in New York, you've experienced people 358 00:34:55.000 --> 00:35:00.760 like Trump on a regular basis, on a a regular 359 00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:16.440 fucking basis. Okay, that is a fact. And again, watching 360 00:35:17.639 --> 00:35:29.840 watching Trump with the mayor of Los Angeles was it 361 00:35:29.880 --> 00:35:38.360 was It was wild man hell watching him with various people. 362 00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:47.760 I mean, because he didn't just go to uh, he 363 00:35:47.800 --> 00:35:55.159 didn't just go to California. He went over to where 364 00:35:55.239 --> 00:36:02.800 was the where was the tornado or hurricane? Where was that? 365 00:36:03.000 --> 00:36:11.000 North Carolina? Is that? Where was South Carolina? Bah? Where? 366 00:36:11.039 --> 00:36:14.000 Wherever the fuck it was? But he went over there. 367 00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:24.360 He he talked with them. He gave every single person 368 00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:32.519 that wanted a microphone two to tell their story, to 369 00:36:32.559 --> 00:36:39.840 talk about how insurance companies have dropped them, how FEMA 370 00:36:40.199 --> 00:36:48.079 has failed them. When you talk about man of the people, 371 00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:56.039 when you when you talk about a president saying to somebody, 372 00:36:56.079 --> 00:37:02.280 I feel your pain, you can't get any more personal 373 00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:07.599 than the president of the United States sticking a microphone 374 00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:14.760 in somebody's face who just lost their house, lost everything 375 00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:20.119 that they worked for, and then say, here, tell the 376 00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:26.519 world what is going on. Tell the world your pain, 377 00:37:26.679 --> 00:37:31.719 Tell the world what you're going through and who failed you. 378 00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:43.400 That's fucking powerful, absolutely one hundred percent powerful. And again, 379 00:37:44.320 --> 00:37:54.000 watching the left give Trump zero credit, zero, like just 380 00:37:54.480 --> 00:38:05.119 nothing is wild to me, Absolutely fucking wild because watching 381 00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:09.920 these people tell their story calling out the insurance like 382 00:38:10.079 --> 00:38:20.239 straight up insurance company A, B, and C, like naming 383 00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:23.719 people it's this insurance company, you know, I don't I 384 00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:28.400 don't know. I'm not gonna put a insurance name because 385 00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:30.239 if they weren't them, I don't want to have my 386 00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:35.679 balls busted. But pick random insurance companies names and then 387 00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:48.239 place them as as culprits of failing these people. North Carolina, 388 00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:52.760 so one of the I knew was I knew it 389 00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:58.800 was one of the Carolinas. But I mean Trump issued 390 00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:05.199 here Trump issues an executive order to eliminate all regulations 391 00:39:05.320 --> 00:39:10.719 on road construction for North Carolina's rebuilding efforts. Today, I'll 392 00:39:10.760 --> 00:39:14.360 be signing executive order slashing all red tape to ensure 393 00:39:14.400 --> 00:39:20.519 the rapid reconstruction of the roads. Listen all the red tape. 394 00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:22.679 And you know when you hear people go, oh, well, 395 00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:27.039 sure he's slashing this regulation. He wanted to. You know, 396 00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:30.760 those things are in place to help protect the people. 397 00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:36.440 You want strong, No, fuck you, these these these regulations 398 00:39:36.440 --> 00:39:40.400 are not put in place to protect the people. These 399 00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:45.119 regulations are put in place as layers and layers of 400 00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:51.880 bureaucracy that pad the federal government and state government to 401 00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:59.960